diff --git a/zsh/func/darwin/darwin-hardware-model b/zsh/func/darwin/darwin-hardware-model
new file mode 100644
index 0000000..ea8db4b
--- /dev/null
+++ b/zsh/func/darwin/darwin-hardware-model
@@ -0,0 +1,11 @@
+# Eryn Wells <eryn@erynwells.me>
+
+darwin-hardware-model() {
+    if [[ -z "$darwin_hardware_model" ]]; then
+        darwin_hardware_model=`sysctl -n hw.model`
+    fi
+    return "$darwin_hardware_model"
+}
+
+darwin-hardware-model "$@"
+
diff --git a/zsh/func/darwin/darwin-os-build b/zsh/func/darwin/darwin-os-build
new file mode 100644
index 0000000..c2bcff9
--- /dev/null
+++ b/zsh/func/darwin/darwin-os-build
@@ -0,0 +1,11 @@
+#!/usr/bin/env zsh
+# Eryn Wells <eryn@erynwells.me>
+
+darwin-os-build() {
+    if [[ -z "$darwin_os_build" ]]; then
+        darwin_os_build=`sysctl -n kern.osversion`
+    fi
+    echo "$darwin_os_build"
+}
+
+darwin-os-build "$@"
diff --git a/zsh/func/darwin/darwin-os-version b/zsh/func/darwin/darwin-os-version
new file mode 100644
index 0000000..dd67566
--- /dev/null
+++ b/zsh/func/darwin/darwin-os-version
@@ -0,0 +1,11 @@
+#!/usr/bin/env zsh
+# Eryn Wells <eryn@erynwells.me>
+
+darwin-os-version() {
+    if [[ -z "$darwin_os_version" ]]; then
+        darwin_os_version=`sysctl -n kern.osproductversion`
+    fi
+    echo "$darwin_os_version"
+}
+
+darwin-os-version "$@"
diff --git a/zsh/func/init_env_darwin b/zsh/func/init_env_darwin
index 94d6ab8..a630da7 100644
--- a/zsh/func/init_env_darwin
+++ b/zsh/func/init_env_darwin
@@ -4,10 +4,6 @@
 autoload append_to_path
 autoload prepend_to_path
 
-export OSBUILD=`sysctl -n kern.osversion`
-export OSVERSION=`sysctl -n kern.osproductversion`
-export HWMODEL=`sysctl -n hw.model`
-
 export XCODE_LIBRARY="$HOME/Library/Developer/Xcode"
 export XCODE_DERIVED_DATA="$XCODE_LIBRARY/DerivedData"
 export XCODE_INSTALLS="$XCODE_LIBRARY/Installs"
diff --git a/zshenv b/zshenv
index 75fb4dc..998665f 100644
--- a/zshenv
+++ b/zshenv
@@ -6,13 +6,13 @@ unsetopt GLOBAL_RCS
 export SYS=`uname -s | tr A-Z a-z`
 
 init_env_fpath() {
-    local USER_FPATH=( "$HOME/.zsh/func" )
+    local user_fpath=("$HOME/.zsh/func")
 
     if [[ "$SYS" == "darwin" ]]; then
-        USER_FPATH=($USER_FPATH "$HOME/.zsh/func/darwin")
+        user_fpath=($user_fpath "$HOME/.zsh/func/darwin")
     fi
 
-    fpath=($USER_FPATH $fpath)
+    fpath=($user_fpath $fpath)
 }
 
 init_env_fpath