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@Ionustron I tend to be really enamored of the sounds I can make playing two squares together. Then I'm all out of squares. :(
RT @rantyben: People who are NOT absent minded will never know the unbridled joy of opening the fridge and finding breakfast pizza.
Chiptune I made one. https://t.co/QH7oin7RV3 *thud*
@xa329 if they were they'd be a) not up to standards currently enforced b) already crashed.
I may not be the greatest composer to ever walk the earth but never let it be said I don't obsess about square wave timbre
@Xaosopher yep looks like he simply blocked anyone who said anything even the slightest bit critical
@Rosewriter2 isn't... reading books and writing letters... what computers are for?
@sakjur @IsTouchIdHacked there are several methods on the webpage now http://t.co/tzeyMIhJnR
@kll @IsTouchIdHacked @Arturas well, I don't have ten thousand dollars to spare, but $25 is infinitely better than $0 eh?
I did not formally pledge @IsTouchIdHacked but I have sent them a little something in @arturas's honor
@frkbmb @phaz3zero @flyingparchment @trutherbot oh look someone who doesn’t know difference between Freedom of Speech and Being A Jerk
@frkbmb @phaz3zero @trutherbot everyone knows human beings are as biologically and culturally simple as carrots! Easy peasy get it peas.
@glassresistor EVERY DAY IN EVERY GAY
@almightygod @WhosTheWiser what a perfect example of love joy peace patience kindness goodness faithfulness gentleness and self-control
I’m told it’s Bisexual Visibility Day. So… GIRLS ARE PRETTY CUTE SO ARE BOYS EVERYONE IS REALLY I just like nerds in general
Quick! Someone go back in time and tell the Nintendo designers that it is MISSION CRITICAL they fit one more !@#$ square wave in this thing
@mikedoherty_ca yeah his name is @arturas
@Dan2552 the people in charge did say it was not being awarded on the video alone as the video is weak.
@Dan2552 anyone with a well-established reputation for having performed fingerprint hacks in the past and has well-known witnesses yes
@0xcharlie @Arturas no you would still have me I would never make fun of you Dr. Chopshop
@iPlop when they took questions from the press etc. they clearly said: no, no, fake/severed finger will not work, we tested
@iPlop it was marketed as: requires. the. real. finger.
@TehGrumpyDude not really! But it had to be proven.
@PxlPhile talking about someone on twitter without atting their handle. Or in this case, talking about a thing and not linking it
.@skattyadz probably, but don’t say “oh it must be a real live finger to work!” and expect us to not try really hard :)
The community broke the marketing promises of Touch ID on a scale of *hours* and we outed a toxic fraud. Cheers all around
RT @hdmoore: if (security_contest_bounty > 1000.00) {  find_any_excuse_not_to_pay(); rewrite_history(); turn_off_cellphones(); exit(poorly)…
@jasonmp85 @bstreiff it was -ALWAYS- about using a 2D fingerprint taken from a smooth surface and @arturas is a media whore fraud
@jasonmp85 @bstreiff um, no, that's never what #istouchidhackedyet was, source: I am kinda you know friends with all these people
Congratulations to Starbug and the CCC. Can we hack it? YES WE CAN
@USP_Talon lol pretty sure that’s just art and it’s intended to work with USB game pads in general
RT @nickdepetrillo: It's official. Starbug of the CCC has been declared the winner of #istouchidhackedyet http://t.co/MniI50BDZ4 Congrats! …
RT @chriseng: He forgot [7] Mercury must be in retrograde, and the blue moon must be visible in the night sky from Apple campus. https://t.…
@spacerog I’m pretty sure that happened as soon as the first waves of the gigabyte download completed.
All the gamers are subtweeting Steam OS so I had to go find the actual link http://t.co/R8UC9V9Bir ooh pretty shiny
RT @gsuberland: BlackBerry is being acquired. No surprise there! http://t.co/YWBpHg8xp3
@octal @Arturas allegedly involved with occupy chicago or something like that? Allegedly a twit then too.
I notice the comments on his bloggy thing aren't moderated. What a strange choice.
@filcab yes, exactly.
In which @arturas completely backs down AFTER THE FACT of the CCC breakin. What. a. twit. https://t.co/I06G5Pp2gY
@oh_rodr that's pretty solid evidence those few hundred thousand followers are fake eh. No celeb would tweet their number
@bryanbrake @pxlphile I am amused at this avatar<-->name mismatch http://t.co/vdG8ZO1GXI
@bryanbrake allegedly
Successfully unfollowed and blocked by @arturas with one tweet! Is good day.
@oh_rodr @chriseng @Arturas yeah... we all got professional ethics to keep in mind
@mckeay @thegrugq I have not done anything so evil as to deserve that
@xa329 I assure you I am utterly 100% aware of that :) It was kinda my topic of research for several months recently...
@dipidoo yeah, we shielded things, but the cargo cult fear of it remained
@xa329 yeah, and then we fixed it. Go humans! (unironic, for once)
I had a dream that @thegrugq was showing me around Vegas. I'm putting this one down as one of those nightmares where you almost die
@dipidoo if it was actually a problem compared to the hardening airplanes already have, we'd find out from all those crashes :)
It's as rational an explanation as any as to why being bathed in the airport’s electronic interference is okay but that kindle is too much
Me in 20 years: "back in MY day, they made us turn off personal computers on airplanes, for fear they were possessed o' the devil"
RT @ternus: FAA to eliminate turn-off-electronics-on-takeoff-and-landing rule. Unreasonably happy about this. http://t.co/BfhzgaXyLs
@chriseng I mean everything he's done as a whole
Though actually there will probably be a Surface 3 by the time I upgrade Baby Acer, if they keep at this pace.
@chriseng @Arturas @violetblue what an extraordinarily efficient way to annoy as many professional hackers as possible
RT @chriseng: As expected, @Arturas has deleted all of his tweets that were referenced in @violetblue's ZDNet article: http://t.co/9vESix0z…
So if Surface Pro 2 can deliver eight real hours without the external battery I will consider it when my upgrade cycle comes around
RT @focalintent: With attitudes behind a FAQ like this http://t.co/qVGV7GLu84, no surprise women turned down http://t.co/6kiDqsPK5x /via @H…
@jeremiahfelt yes, but I'd shell out for the larger SSD
RT @travisgoodspeed: When I was in high school, we joked about teachers seizing books on PHP as drug paraphernalia. Nowadays I'm not so sur…
I didn't get a Surface Pro 1 because I got an Acer tablet that weighed a little more but actually gives eight hours or more on an i5
RT @kristenvanschie: CNN correspondent says US "home to world's largest population of Somali Americans". Yes, mate. That's why they're call…
I'm glad I didn't cave to the sale impulse to pick up a a surface rt at $250 last week. And those new colors are actually better.
@m1sp "wow, I don't know anything about Windows. Hey Joe? What's one folder on Windows that ALWAYS exists?"
RT @m1sp: Surely there must be more sensible defaults for those fields, Mercurial. https://t.co/IUrI4odfPJ
If you haven't seen it before, I still think this is the best vocaloid video ever made http://t.co/P0pCyyDtq5 catchy, arty with a full story
@itgrrl @jjarmoc use a password with alpha and you will get the full alpha keyboard complete with fancy unicodes
"I'm not allowed to use lighters anymore" "You ever were?" "It was more of an oversight" "He should know to whitelist instead of blacklist!"
@thegrugq @marshray @nickdepetrillo I would like it on the record that I am extraordinarily delicate but that's just because I'm crazy
@nickdepetrillo aww. Chin up :(
@nrr I think the specific place is called Nara
@nrr actually I'm pretty sure that's in Japan
@a_greenberg we're in Poe's Law territory now
@wookiee but it was *specifically advertised* as being immune to these sorts of attacks - that you need the real finger
@wookiee why not?
RT @nickdepetrillo: The only individuals who will review CCC and Starbug's submission (if they so choose) to http://t.co/MniI50BDZ4 is @Err…
@DrPizza because they haven't been near good wifi for a couple days due to travel </hypothesis>
@QuantumG @vogon that is at least more rational than blaming users for not being programmers or programmers of the correct sort or
@ryan @chronic to be sure, I do not mind using fingerprint as *weak* security. But I do mind using it alone for anything serious
@ryan @chronic keys: by nature completely replaceable. And you don't drop copies of them in a thousand places a day.
RT @vogon: has the argument "it's open source, so you can contribute!" ever been wielded without a subtext of "it's your fault that it's ga…
RT @erdgeist: The hardest part about hacking #touchid was to get our hands on an iPhone
@jjarmoc I can't believe it isn't, it's so obvious
RT @jjarmoc: I really wish touchid+pin were an option.
@Talen_Lee IT'S ONE OF THOSE SLIDING ONES
@kx001 I'm a mix of Scottish and Irish, which people do seem to pronounce as Scotch-Irish around here.
@Talen_Lee not in the closet, he's way out of the closet.
@Talen_Lee nah, it's just that the door in question is in fact what's keeping a character who happens to be bi stuck inside.
@Talen_Lee not the kind that you bar shut, though, or it'd kinda be missing the point. Which is to keep the bisexual chars in the dungeon!
@kx001 I'm... pretty sure it's called scotch as short for Scotch Whiskey because it is Whiskey of Scotch Origin
Encyclopedia Brown would have caught that I described the same door as swinging both in and out in two different chapters. Oops. #editing
. @yoisthisracist I need a ruling on (said to a messy person who might be me): "Are you sure you're Scotch-Irish and not Slobbic?"
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@talldarknweirdo the point being that we leave clear 2D fingerprints on accessible objects fairly often.
@talldarknweirdo he is my friend. We've talked about this. He has repeatedly used terms like "such as a beer mug."
@talldarknweirdo that never was part of the requirements. Just that the source material was 2D, not 3D.
@Maclark89 and, as crypto, is a vector of last resort :) the whole bet was originally based on taking a 2D print, the "easy" vector.
@Maclark89 ummmmmm..... no. Definitely, absolutely not. That doesn't even really make sense in the context of a fingerprint scanner.
@Maclark89 it doesn't matter! If the CCC claim is legitimate, then the sensor is hacked according to specification.
@Maclark89 um, well, the *whole point* is that it was specifically marketed to only work for *the real, fleshly finger.*
http://t.co/tzeyMIhJnR woo go ccc
@redsoxunixgeek I've bought iPad 1, 3 and 4 and none of them did.
@chvest all I did was google "next Apple event" and that's the word on the street.
Apple logic: iMac comes with free cleaning cloth. iPad doesn't.
@rgbkrk except you don't really "pick up" an ebook... marketing/charts are really important here.
@DIFion I'm guessing so.
Hacker Typer for history majors http://t.co/X6zYQRks1A
@rgbkrk yeah but, you get one shot at a first impression.
@Xaosopher I'm abusing a coworker who has turned down beer in favor of unspecified future favors. Ominous.
@Xaosopher well, let's assume I know I'll literally never be 100% satisfied and we have to cut the tail somewhere :(
@chriseng hey b-b-boss... you'll read it, right? :'(
It looks like Apple's next event is Tuesday the 15th so maybe I should aim for Tuesday the 8th? Will I be satisfied with editing in 2 weeks?
So far 3/4 of you have said Tuesday so there must be something to this
@pusscat is there a Science(tm) behind this or did you roll 1d7?
I feel like I should pick a date in a few weeks' time and commit to it... what's a good day of the week to launch an ebook?!
@bbfreak HOWEVER - don't get the 64GB model - I cheaped out - and now all my games are on external USB :p
@bbfreak and Morrowind on all the highest settings, which doesn't give it pause.
@bbfreak it's fine for "typical" games ie Not Skyrim. I've played Torchlight 2, Guild Wars 2 on modest settings, Eve Online, etc.
@fuzzmz @mikko they probably went on a takedown rampage already because it hit the tech news.
@m1sp what purposes are that
@drraid I think it'd qualify. I think what doesn't qualify is sticking the victim's finger into a 3D modeler
RT @mikko: Take your guess: Which one of these would you download if you're looking for BlackBerry BBM for Android? http://t.co/cGL8dGI7rS
@kivikakk I never got being opposed to the word "cisgender" in particular. Like how is it offensive or weird to describe the "default"
@Packetknife @barkybree if you mean the different splinters of Christianity, haha no, they waste a lot of resources on infighting.
@Packetknife they're being asked to get along with everyone else just like everyone else has to get along with them. My tears, they flow.
@Talen_Lee one of the boys is pretty tsundere! That's right, a tsundere *boy*
RT @lozzd: Etsy has a new HTTP response code "439 Request Not Handmade", for if we suspect you're a robot scraping/abusing us. Artisanal re…
@int_SiPlus_void but my mind is not made up what to do about the L's
@int_SiPlus_void except the only other repeating letters... don't? >.>
@vRobM yes it looked kind of silly the other way
@NireBryce in my name? okay
it's 2am let's typeset stuff http://t.co/RFsj56jZmc
@bhelyer nope starving is part of the authentic experience
Yessss my artist sent me the inks for my commissioned artwork of my own favorite character, I am most pleased
@ZadowSapherelis replied!
@m1sp hmm hmm. http://t.co/78u7qplLAl
RT @TweetsofOld: In 100 years, insect screens will be unnecessary. Mosquitoes, flies and roaches will have been exterminated. NY1900
@ZadowSapherelis yep!
@thegrugq @nickdepetrillo n-n-no   Your mom is probably a crime boss or something I bet
@bascule @matthew_d_green @SquareEng I may be thinking of some other brand of crypto stick then
@bascule @matthew_d_green dunno. Aren't those things out of stock all the time ?
@bascule @matthew_d_green somehow I don't suspect google authenticator would go over too well with my employer + our customers
@thegrugq @nickdepetrillo don't make me hate you, you are totally my favorite creepy old man
@thegrugq I guess to be fair to @nickdepetrillo I have to hate you too
@m1sp high school AU where Diadem Correl is Tsovinar's senpai
"For the purposes of this magic system, light is not a wave." Takin' stances on the hard problems.
@pettybooshwah @chronic you mean like @nickdepetrillo
RT @chronic: enrolled my nose in Touch ID.  it works flawlessly.
@nickdepetrillo @thegrugq awkwardly covering up to the mutual followers I see!
@nickdepetrillo what kind of girl do you take me for http://t.co/bG13skoZmZ
@nickdepetrillo @thegrugq I hate you
@The1TrueSean oh also that pic is kinda spoilery! Oh well it becomes obvious fairly quickly.
@The1TrueSean it turns out Barsamin's entire wardrobe is green. I swear, he's a closet Slytherin
I drew an angry boy this time. He's angry because he found out green doesn't coordinate with lightning magic http://t.co/zpfDEL6LMT
RT @xor: Amazing "Marriott hotel carpet" cosplay and a ridiculous cease-&-desist from carper designer: http://t.co/kJVFm2pfYf http://t.co/n…
@Talen_Lee I'm not.
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@eevee zomg you hacked my corporate email
@The1TrueSean and I would read the back covers and so as a 10yo I was convinced Martha's Vineyard especially was murder city
@The1TrueSean it was several different ones, mostly women I think. He would get them at the local library
@m1sk1t hmm this is a good one
@The1TrueSean and the result is that every millionaire vacationing under a secret identity gets murdered after taking a local lover !
@The1TrueSean oh they are all set in modern times. But there are a lot of authors who live there, and as a result, they set novels there
@The1TrueSean based on my grandfather's endless supply of novels, Cape Cod and Martha's Vineyard are good places to get murdered
RT @deluxvivens: So the forensic dye used to document bruises, injuries after an assault? Dont always work on dark skinned women. http://t.…
RT @sergeybratus: @tqbf Automated repetition is very common on the web; even guessing is. We need a theory that wouldn't condemn them.
@tqbf @ErrataRob @sergeybratus ie I absolutely did not do anything to get my vanity domain for my irc shell listed but it is
@tqbf @ErrataRob @sergeybratus you CAN take steps, but they tend to just show up anyway
@The1TrueSean I was honestly assuming it was Cape Cod
RT @steveklabnik: http://t.co/OBxHPScXPG -> control-f 'Bsafe' :cry:
@ErrataRob @nickdepetrillo ewwww
@ExpBelieve @vogon are these all from the same book or something? Do want
@WhiteMageSlave did you lose any sunglasses
@killerswan @lindseybieda @wilkieii and I like that about twitter, but twitter is not the only application on the internet
RT @lindseybieda: @0xabad1dea So, myself and @wilkieii worked on http://t.co/1rGlFgfYdn to try and represent the complexity of gender.
@pusscat yep
Pretty strange that I feel "*definitely* female" but in a slightly different cultural context I would be considered way too masculine
@eevee heheh well I blocked them so if you fight about it, you're gonna sound like a crazy person if you leave me on the cc ;)
A major flaw in human experience is to assume that "your" experience or the "common" experience is "the" experience
Two different people wrote in to let me know that experiencing gender as other than strict m/f is "laughable." Only two is progress I guess
@TouchMyMalware the next boat to Prejudiced Twit Town leaves at 6pm. You can make it if you hurry. Blocked
@PWTerpstra @Jennimason0990 @varka lol fun fact I can pronounce those dang g's and ch's... if I speak in a whisper. But not at full volume.
@bobpoekert ridiculous sideburns? it's legit
.@Jennimason0990 yes. Dutch people are dragons. This is why their language has sounds no mortal human can pronounce
Wiki gem of the day: Japanese depiction of Dutch people, 1708 http://t.co/WuYpbdumFr
Twitter's lack of context for suggestions is sometimes tragic and sometimes, well, hahaha (cc @thegrugq ) http://t.co/j8lTIYtJl6
It's 4:13 PM. I am just now having my morning coffee. I'm not sure what happened or where I went so wrong
@nickdepetrillo no. Someone else tweeted it earlier. I’m guessing either @osxreverser or @miaubiz
@flipzagging redditors did some math and one explanation is tenths of a second since dawn of year 2000 - overflows 32 bits
It is the crankiest of crank publications but science bloggers keep falling for it like they have no ability to google
Public service announcement: if you ever see “science news” which cites the Journal of Cosmology, slap the writer and burn the blog down
A moment of silence for a victim of integer overflow http://t.co/IIykIu6hYR
@skynetbnet @GeekGurlPhD okay time to block you for arbitrary prejudice against the reported experience of others goodbye
@skynetbnet @GeekGurlPhD this is the second time in a few days you’ve randomly said something rude, is there a particular reason?
@halvarflake no, it’s okay, I know it is the truth, and the truth hurts :p
@halvarflake ouch :(
RT @GeekGurlPhD: Are you a queer, bi, trans, asexual, pan or gender fluid video gamer? Your input is needed for a new book project http://t…
Got deep into a detailed reply to someone on reddit only to realize they misunderstood the definition of a virtual machine *backspace*
@chunter16 the pin situation has changed 0%. The change is there’s a faster shortcut if you have the right finger.
@chunter16 never, because it will fall back to pin
#IsTouchIDHackedYet no but you can START with a gelatin finger, which is promising. http://t.co/To6PHSX95E
@chriseng “it is highly unlikely that Wikileaks would trust an untrustworthy 19yo” uh, about that…
@m1sp we are not an em— :(
RT @nickdepetrillo: The only authoritative sources for http://t.co/6Sr6c7RwBC are myself and @ErrataRob.
RT @8bitpimp: Family values - Nintendo Style https://t.co/6Rcrpde16p
RT @dotMudge: Rhyme of the day:  look real close and you will see that these three fruits have identities http://t.co/lWsytKg4AB
RT @dotMudge: Having fun lifting prints, cutting dies, and authenticating 'rind-prints'. My colleagues are brilliant :) http://t.co/n4UCsw4…
@i0n1c I don’t think so, one doesn’t upgrade from an iPhone 5 to a 5c, one gets a 5c for their teenager's birthday.
RT @ciphergoth: "sudo make me a sandwich" as I most often experience it http://t.co/7BFTs9kHQd
@Myriachan the book is already finished! I'm just editing it.
RT @chriseng: The amount of text dedicated solely to villanizing and exaggerating the sophistication of modifying a User-Agent is incredibl…
@thegrugq is that hashtag a compliment or a condemnation
@Ruzvay heh, thanks ^_^
@Ruzvay Wow, sure, no "creative imagination" because I was influenced by something, which all creative people are? :\
@iPlop @FiftyThree their dang loupe makes me nauseous in the name of forced skeu. Pinch to zoom is where it's at
@iPlop nope, wacom's ipad app
.@Ruzvay no, my own character, though my perception of what magic looks like is pretty obviously influenced by Avatar.
If you like “Angry women with magic and weapons: the sketches” you’ll love “Angry women with magic and weapons: the book”
RT @ErrataRob: @csoghoian I like the reasoning that since AT&T didn't offer a bounty, that it's illegal to point out their flaws
RT @csoghoian: Gov in weev appeal to chilled security researchers: Take your bug bounty money and quit your whining. (p64) http://t.co/BcTK…
I tried very hard http://t.co/c8srfcSk9O
@dangoodin001 @martijn_grooten only a bet that the NSA’s insider info won’t ever leak. Maybe it won’t!
RT @arw: Want to know (a little bit) more about the iPhone 5s Touch ID?  See http://t.co/1BaKe08rWo
@m1sp he is! He revels in it
@dangoodin001 I consider there being n >= 1 adversaries who can crack it to be “a weakness”, maybe they do not…
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@m1sp my husband finally got to the part where Solornel pushes Tsovinar off and he thought it was hee-lar-ious so I think I'm on track :p
@eevee in any case, I break clients too often as it is ;)
@eevee and that's what I get for casually tweeting without tearing the html open :D
@eevee so like I never figured out: is that SUPPOSED to be alien heads or does OSX/iOS miss some glyphs
RT @jjarmoc: This, right here, is the best thing to come of #istouchidhackedyet so far. http://t.co/1lXFgq1kQ3
@johanjortso I’m just gonna go ahead and predict: no.
linux.jpg http://t.co/XQXNpfo7dM
@USP_Talon so I just realized your avatar is a space ship and not a satanic porcelain doll with dark hair. I'm disappointed :p
@mbhbox they are the best; do not question me!!!!
I just swooned for OSX's Australian Male text-to-speech voice. BRB listening to my reading queue as read by a fake Australian
And let me tell you I have *been* around that biology education block.
I have no words strong enough for how toxic teaching individual religions as equal to observed scientific reality is http://t.co/T8KjXqLh5P
Editin' my novel, editin' my novel, having existential crises over the placement of commas, I'm editin' my novel.
When the sun is in my eye and I squint, I always see the shape of a butterfly in the sunburst. That doesn't make me otherkin, does it?
@tangenteroja @4Dgifts all its flaws aside, I am at least reasonable sure POSIX compliance is not literally a spy agency conspiracy.
@dakami and we need measurements to determine if we're talking a nice, comfortable fuzzy or six-foot strands of killer hair
@geekable http://t.co/tUtdihgqie
@tangenteroja @4Dgifts maybe that would be a reasonable cop out if you know it wasn’t already determined to be an NSA backdoor
RT @redenz: TouchID.  Used a combination of 4 fingers from 2 different people to set up a single fingerprint.  All 4 seem to work just fine.
RT @redenz: @reaperhulk @c7five Also created a print using my thumb and index finger combined into a single "fingerprint".Either finger unl…
RT @eevee: i keep being briefly confused about why neal stephenson has a kickstarter to work on a c compiler
@tangenteroja @4Dgifts the issue isn’t that it was *supported*. It was going to be supported. It’s that it’s the *default* for WEIRD reasons
@feralchimp @thegrugq yeah I guess what I’m getting at is there should have been more public shaming of RSA. I’m all about the shaming :)
RT @zooko: We just made reviewing patches even *more* fun—imagine the patch author has a gun to his head: https://t.co/tfj1TYgmi8
RT @travisgoodspeed: I for one believe RSA's latest announcement that @unicorn_threat is behind the recent #BSafe bugs.
@thegrugq oh I don’t think that. I just wonder if we could've maybe gotten this in particular fixed years ago if things had gone differently
@eevee yes :(
.@thegrugq everyone qualified to notice that the default algo was one under serious suspicion
However I kinda wonder if we collectively screwed up in not really noticing this and making it a Big Deal sooner (2/2)
I see no rational basis on which RSA can justify keeping it as the DEFAULT after the research published in 2006/2007 (1/2)
@vogon it’s slow, and there are multiple papers attacking it as flawed, so let’s keep it as the default
@eevee I see you don’t work for a Christian book store (for some reason this is the default example for unreasonable bosses)
So RSA’s defense is actually that they used the slowest algo as the default because elliptic curves were a hot trend. Brilliant
@dinodaizovi aww
@eevee yes, some people are just convinced they’ll get fired if their boss finds out they say things on the internet
@tangenteroja @4Dgifts and the very NIST standard which defines it defines several others; no rational reason it’s the default.
I totally and utterly believe you http://t.co/9TBEr5wtnp
@Paucis__Verbis @michaelossmann @marshray I didn’t even know there was such a thing actually
RT @ShuttleCDRKelly: In one night, at least 23 people were shot in Chicago, incl. a 3 year old. This is not the America we strive for. http…
RT @matthew_d_green: New blog: RSA warns developers not to use RSA products. With annotated quotes by Sam Curry, CTO! http://t.co/PfB5kMNPOr
@michaelossmann @marshray I’m interested. But in that place I was ten years ago wrt hacking: not feeling very informed.
RT @innismir: This is silly, but it's a great example of knowing bad actor's TTP and exploiting weaknesses  and applies to CND -- http://t.…
RT @thegrugq: @0xabad1dea it isn't even real money. It's a pledge, completely valueless
How to be a social media jerk: see small-scale community funding, blow it out of the water with corporate $$$ solely to get media attention
RT @kaepora: I need to go on Etsy & sell framed prints of this actual quote by RSA’s CTO: “Dual_EC_DRBG was an accepted, publicly scrutiniz…
@vogon no you’re reading it in the wrong tense. Once upon a time, it used to x.
@mbhbox it’s kind of the “root is root” problem though: if you have this access you can probably just access the plaintext directly
RT @strcpy: EVERYONE, http://t.co/xoC3VdJMIU NOW OPERATIONAL, JUST TYPE YOUR DOMAIN INTO THE BOX, EVERYTHING ELSE IS DONE FOR YOU!
@mbhbox “worms” in the technical sense generally don’t happen anymore. But you can compromise a host’s entropy if you’re running locally yes
But really when I get clear and consistent results like this who can blame me http://t.co/4nsOp5Hb0U
I think @pusscat is silently judging me for being a *static* analysis researcher who doesn't get my hands dirty with debuggers
@pusscat no, I am not saying that at all! I don't like gdb either. And have occasion to use it only a little more often.
@pusscat seriously though this is the first time in a rather long time I have tried to muck around with a running process on Windows
@pusscat :( then what have I been doing all these years
@pusscat a Macintosh?
This is the first time I've tried to use WinDBG in several years, and now I remember why.
RT @mcclure111: So http://t.co/ScdpuT8Vjc is doing Typewriter Art Week. 70s ascii art  http://t.co/ohLYKhQfKR http://t.co/o1B23z4hFA http:/…
@dangoodin001 aww, so I’m not getting a new one for free then
RT @dangoodin001: The statement came from an RSA spokesman after I asked if Dual_EC_DRBG was used to generate the cryptographic seeds for S…
RT @dangoodin001: Dual_EC_DRBG is "contained nowhere in RSA SecurID or the RSA Authentication Manager software; it uses a different FiPS-co…
RT @twittersecurity: Getting a new phone? Remember to disable login verification on your old phone so you don't get locked out. Then enable…
@matthew_d_green @mattblaze @jjarmoc @nickm_tor @NemoPublius this should work http://t.co/tCx4D97PU0
Dear GCHQ: I have been to Belgium there is nothing there worth stealing except candy bars
@mattblaze @matthew_d_green @jjarmoc @nickm_tor @NemoPublius a Former RSA Employee was vehemently defending that quote on Ars
You can’t seriously tell me there is anyone on earth who considers Belgium some kind of threat. http://t.co/esajPlW8ar (<3 you Belgians)
@solak unable to make request, please try again later.
@ra I am the only one strong enough for this terrible burden
RT @vogon: @0xabad1dea (except when it does)
RT @vogon: @0xabad1dea remember the mnemonic: syswow64 doesn't contain 64-bit DLLs and system32 doesn't contain 32-bit DLLs
@pawel_lasek You are indeed presuming a lot :) The client refuses to post a tweet which contains within it the tilde character.
Thanks Windows and your system32/no the other system32 nonsense. I enjoy not being able to find files I know exist from a file dialogue
@xorbyte hmm, true...
@innismir @billpollock and our schools seem specifically engineered to stomp that out like a dropped cigarette
@landley pretty sure this is entirely on some team at Twitter
@anathem Twitter for Windows 8 decided it doesn't like tildes and I couldn't get tweets to go through.
@innismir @billpollock I've seen kids of all ages make dramatic recoveries, it's not 100% decided beforehand.
@adamauckland so guess who just discovered Twitter for Windows 8 chokes on tildes
@anathem I may have sent a tweet to you when I meant to the other person starting with "a" I am interacting with XD
Holy pants. Twitter for Windows 8 cannot post a tweet with a tilde in it
@anathem I am trying to tweet at you and Twitter for Windows 8 is flipping out. This is a test without the special chars. Going through?
I have managed to use computers for twenty years without ever figuring out what "scroll lock" was supposed to do, actually.
*reads debugger documentation* "Press Ctrl+Break to..." *looks down at keyboard* Hrrrm.
So I figured out my audio problem - it actually wasn't Windows 8's fault this time - just Steam randomly deciding it was quiet time.
RT @SecurityHumor: Fool disclosure: That guy in the office next to you who exclaims "Whoops, looks like I clicked a malicious link again!"
@gcluley @OhThisBloodyPC excuse me?
RT @JohnHedge: Apple KB article for Control Center, kudos to whomever made the screenshot http://t.co/FxSYcmYz1a cc @dinodaizovi
@tmanning @thegrugq @chriseng @0xcharlie @WeldPond converting potential drama to kinetic drama
@chriseng @thegrugq @0xcharlie @WeldPond it’s their *handle* that counts
@thegrugq One of my followers doesn’t know what subtweeting is, let’s snicker behind his back about it and hope he doesn’t notice
You know, most of the people on #IsTouchIDHackedYet are infosec professionals w/ real names/jobs listed. They’re not all gonna flake out.
@thegrugq @chriseng @0xcharlie @WeldPond yes. He’s the one who used to blog for sophos. Shall I drag him onto the cc or are we subtweeting?
@Tomi_Tapio and what does that saying mean
@0xcharlie how dare they quote @WeldPond and @chriseng but not me (who didn’t pledge anything)
RT @newsycombinator: I Am An Object Of Internet Ridicule, Ask Me Anything http://t.co/v7JpBvATSK
RT @i0n1c: Stupid me! I always forget that there is a good and a bad kind of espionage. The bad one is that that is targetted at Americans.
@froztbyte it might be fine for ten or twenty seconds then, spike.
@froztbyte typing and mousing is one of the most timing sensitive things you can possibly do with a computer.
RT @billpollock: The problem with American educatIon is not too little homework. It's that we're not teaching kids to think. http://t.co/gN…
@froztbyte the problem is that iPad can’t be a Bluetooth device to others, so the soft keyboard is over tcp — ie latency :(
@froztbyte oh, well, the top one is in its stand, the bottom one is just lying there, I didn’t rig up a physical binding.
@bSr43 @adamcaudill it’s certcli.dll in system32 and its exported functions are decoding weirdly.
@froztbyte yes
@thegrugq @bernarpa however I did spend about half my life in rural Virginia and I concede that is where hicks are born.
@thegrugq @bernarpa the Netherlands!
@RealPosixNinja @grsecurity what is it with me and fake accounts? It must be the zero, I am the first in auto suggest.
RT @_cypherpunks_: Here's the NSA story by @USAToday's @bradheath: http://t.co/iE4WTy7DvX that the Justice Dept did not want published: htt…
@thegrugq do not question my impeccable taste in wording do you wanna take this outside old ma*falls asleep at table*
I should make a program to set as the postmortem debugger on Windows which will play a funeral song for the deceased
@hackerfantastic oooooold
Tired of commenters who “knew” about the backdoor since 2007. No you didn’t, you heard about speculation it might be backdoored.
@Talen_Lee I think one can love “the Lovecraft mythos” as interpreted by modern culture separate from the actual books
@matthew_d_green in my head it’s called Dual Rainbows
@Myriachan my name kinda became linked with it because I did some blogs with it back when it was pretty new
@Myriachan it is good little one-person operation. You use. Yes.
@jesster_king no. Second person is always "you" (and its forms: thou, ye, etc)
@futarist yerp
@Talen_Lee @m1sp oh no oh no you're gonna trigger a transhumanist tweet cascade duck and cover
@Talen_Lee @m1sp hmm stealing this line for my novel thx
@m1sp you're not making me feel any better!
@adamcaudill @bSr43 in any case, the disasm must be wrong, because it is utter nonsense.
@JeffCurless #TalkLikeAPirateDay
@dancapper except there's no rational pattern there. It's not 8.3 in caps / otherwise not in caps.
My disassembler crashed looking for the certificate generation code! CONSPIRACY. http://t.co/9CH2TCtr6Q
@Kufat I probably mean the other way around from what I just said.
@Kufat there are also uncapitalized basenames and capitalized extensions which is just completely off the wall
Windows, I wish I could see what it is in your little brain that makes random capitalization seem normal. http://t.co/sz5g1VPUY1
@The1TrueSean @codeferret_ he doesn't. But I've never done NDS. And I told him to go get a different one and I don't know which he got.
@matthew_d_green so far this stuff is not calling bcrypt directly but stuff declared in wincrypt.h
@matthew_d_green yep been there. And no, I gotta know for sure!
I was nerd sniped to go reverse something and so far 95% of the effort has been reading Windows system headers
@matthew_d_green which is nominally documented here http://t.co/nYKtaUeM7n
@matthew_d_green started with certobj.dll based on the name. It instantiates a context of the default provider (null) of type PROV_RSA_FULL
@pingudownunder oh, so that's what happened to your username...
@The1TrueSean gee I wonder why you asked. Don't use desmume it's buggy wrt the rom. Ask @codeferret_ what he was using
@matthew_d_green btw the core crypto DLLs definitely *support* it but I haven't found the implementation yet
Windows 8 has decided that now when my music player app isn't in focus it should definitely cut the volume by 90% #UIRage
@DrPizza @matthew_d_green @wil oh so you can. Well look at me I'm a Unix User o'er here
@matthew_d_green @wil k I'm gonna see if the relevant DLLs are on my Windows 8 machine but I wouldn't be surprised if they aren't
@matthew_d_green if I can find the binaries we can look for relevant constants etc.
RT @matthew_d_green: I'm going to rephrase previous Tweet. Let me know if you happen to find out what PRNG Microsoft IIS uses for key gener…
RT @thegrugq: @matthew_d_green @0xabad1dea remind me not to get on your bad side... Or backdoor my customers critical security products for…
@matthew_d_green @thegrugq I’d assume the problem would not be rooted in the technical people
@matthew_d_green @thegrugq btw their offices are across the street from ours if you want to come have a protest party
@thegrugq I think that’s just business. After all they could reseed all of them in the same general fashion
@DrPizza I do not consent
RT @pranesh_prakash: @chort0 @matthew_d_green @0xabad1dea 4 years, 2 months, 9 days after the compromise: https://t.co/FnGUSXdQhf
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@kludgebox @thegrugq @matthew_d_green yeah so about that...
I forgave the “lost all our seeds” incident but if rumors of RSA knowingly sabotaging stuff are true lemme tell you we have a problem
RT @thegrugq: @matthew_d_green @0xabad1dea and can you imagine how much NSA laughed when China had to actually hack RSA to get access?
@matthew_d_green … then I’ll need this thing replaced agaaaaiiiin?
RT @matthew_d_green: Oh hell, if RSA generated all their master SecurID seeds with Dual_EC_DRBG............
@nelhage @matthew_d_green I’m pretty sure I bet like one dollar
@sigwo and from camera roll you can access sharing functionality which is how I tweeted whatever I wanted.
@sigwo make sure the camera is active by opening it from the lock screen first. Then go to it and you can access camera roll
@demize95 they’re cosplaying
@sigwo that would be an impressive feat of psychic power
@sigwo @oncee https://t.co/5Oc1def3s4
RT @ErrataRob: What we are experiencing is a product recall notifying customers that the NSA backdoored their product http://t.co/H8aMHSF456
@sigwo @oncee yeah um no that is definitely not what happened
@attritionorg @andybochman hahaha! Am I doing it right
B-b-b-buuuurn 🔥 “@nzaghen: @0xabad1dea it might be the same they use to audit the alarm on daylight savings change” (and New Year's, ofc)
@thezeist yeah. Thank goodness.
@borcef they’ve had lock screen bypasses after pretty much every release tbh
@thegrugq I am sure every businessperson with an iPhone would appreciate their suggestion for improving cellular radio efficiency
So I guess my question to Apple (which will go unanswered) is what techniques they are using to audit the lock screen's state machije
I guess I should consider how to write featureful lock screens without bypasses to be an open research topic for improvement
@wimremes what did we do
@chriseng oh it did. But not by several thousand people.
@JbMokuZ the wallpaper? It is fan art. Search pokemon on konachan
RT @osxreverser: Can we please get a feature in browsers where history has the damn short urls resolved? #kthxbay
@chriseng @c7five I mitigated this so hard
A first world problem deserves a first world solution. http://t.co/coQptQcMUZ
I thought y'all were offended by the photo I just posted but it turns out Twitter is enjoying silently failing today
@phillips321 how what? Do you mean my next tweet? http://t.co/x1pJMWB4uJ
@ra6bit it doesn’t seem to be doing anything particular for me that way
.@ra6bit oh Siri at the lock screen is absolutely turned off. She is a traitorous fiend
@c7five I’m more concerned about the tweeting and the mailing
@judsontwit I just did it how it felt straightforward to me, tap click click
I can’t get it working on my 4S. Not sure if I’m just not nailing the timing.
@redsoxunixgeek now consider that my twitter account is my most precious possession… oh pretty sure you can email and stuff too.
Yep that totally worked. http://t.co/x1pJMWB4uJ
If you can see this post, then I have successfully bypassed lock screen on my iPad to tweet w/o the PIN. http://t.co/rmmgNRB5ZF
@Packetknife no, that is not common. Perhaps a few particularly outgoing sorts would encourage it but not generally…
@metareflection maybe they're a secret time traveler from the 1970s when that made perfect sense
@tomkrall hmm honestly at this point I have no idea.
Off to murder redditor who said it’s okay to batch pending emails on a scale of minutes because the spec doesn’t mandate immediate sending
@savagejen I’mhaving ahard time of it with the ios7 keyboard can you tell
@savagejen no actually I cant
Yep I can still reliably segfault Chrome for iOS simply by letting my thumb unintentionally swipe off the left side of the screen
@ELLIOTTCABLE offhandedly, it shouldn’t, but I’d have to dig in to be totally sure
Hahaha, it kills me two ways to see a commenter call the author of an article “he” and the author replies in third person to say “she”
Random SDR snooping on restaurant pagers by @windyoona http://t.co/wLt1CJ7lmt
I bet the iPhone fingerprint reader is pretty well-engineered and tested. Now who wants to bet on the imitations coming in six months? :)
@hellNbak_ because iPhone sets the new normal.
Context: snapchat “@kivikakk: Their web form lets you reset a password to a longer length than the app lets you enter. :\”
@kivikakk pro
RT @MarkKriegsman: Linux performance-tuning checklist: http://t.co/C5UZHhti9K (OSX version: http://t.co/IFhRfto0Cu )
@jack_daniel you cannot convince me that’s a fruit.
@m1sp huggle! I overslept and had scary dreams
@mndell @dakami I’m only special in that it’s my job to worry about this on behalf of the users
RT @radian: Your weekly reminder that integer promotions in C are the worst thing: http://t.co/W4VeZZ1TAI
@mndell @dakami so if one said “the collision rate is similar to guess rate for PIN so good enough” that is not good enough for me :)
@mndell @dakami I meant PIN. It absolutely should strive to be better than PIN in every measurable dimension.
@mndell @dakami hmm... settling for equivalent to insufficient strength... look up WEP :)
@sethr there is absolutely no excuse for this utter failure
@sethr what is your secret because the desktop is stubbornly not acting particularly touch aware
Looking at my App Store update tab, every UX designer in the world has used iOS7 as their golden opportunity to demand budget and time
MS failed so hard at integrating touch and the desktop in Windows 8. No pinch to zoom. No auto keyboard popup/pop down
@vogon @blowdart in typical Windows fashion I can easily find the settings for remote assistance but not how to actually start one hahaha
@vogon @blowdart the "server" is my tablet
@vogon @blowdart psst all I actually care about is remote desktop :( do you have a cheatcode for that?
@blowdart okay and that entaaaiiiiiils..........
Am I crazy or is there literally no product description for what this upgrade does to Windows 8 http://t.co/6JIlXYy8XQ
RT @rantyben: CURRENT SOUNDTRACK: RAGE AGAINST THE JAVA VIRTUAL MACHINE
I think the one thing holding me back from declaring go the one true language is an excess of capital letters
@jeremiahfelt @eevee ps there is nothing anonymous about my twitter identity :p you could even pinpoint my house if you really try
@jeremiahfelt @eevee and what are you trying to say about me huh
@eevee my capacity for twitter is pretty much infinite. I am a complete different person in front of a large audience than in private.
@limako and I’m a professional security auditor, my throne of skulls of programmers is enough for me ;)
Subtweet: in case anyone didn’t know: I have Really Bad Social Anxiety and if you try to coax me to socially engage I’ll just freak out more
RT @ErrataRob: Is Touch ID Hacked Yet? http://t.co/vrBY2fAX17
@limako okay, now show that the glue which is more or less identical to python and ruby's has magical properties outweighing the problems :)
@chriseng @thegrugq @_wirepair it’s true, I enjoy suffering.
@OSVDB since it was patched at some point I’m guessing it’s already disclosed in some fashion
RT @matthew_d_green: New blog: The Many Flaws of Dual_EC_DRBG. http://t.co/2U3kctu0He
@m1sk1t @kivikakk what’s different about this bot?
Yep found a boneheaded bug in PHP3. Sadly it's not still there in PHP5. They learned to strndup() instead of strcpy()...
@cadrpear that's okay, I doubt the original designer was wiser the first two times around :)
@limako I'm afraid I fall 100% into the camp of http://t.co/GHsl4VRgjz .
RT @matt_merkle: @0xabad1dea I know you didn't ask, but you shall receive anyway: http://t.co/SlcNNgdXIu All the way back to 1.0. I'm sorry…
@iirelu php 3.0.18 functions/image.c
/* skip over a variable-length block; assumes proper length marker */  Yep PHP3 already killed me I'm dead I'll miss you
@Kim_Bruning it might only be triggerable by larger context.
@spangborn sorry if I sound grumpy I am angry that the way I knew how to pause simply disappeared for no reason.
@spangborn Um, no, because telling me that a panel exists in the platonic real of existence does not tell me how to get to it.
PHP's release archive goes back to 3.0.18 in the year 2000. Oh well, I suspect looking at the actual PHP 1.0 source would literally kill me
@spangborn that's good to know, but my question was how :)
@spangborn I don't see a button called Control Center. I suspect you mean the "swipe up from bottom" others suggested.
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Dangers of automated translation: No, I don't think PostNL and UPS are the same thing, Google, even if they both bring mail.
@mtheoryx so there is simply something particular to the exact combination that produces brown food dye which is disagreeable
@mtheoryx I eat wheat every day, and my dairy problems upset my stomach, not inflame my ears
@mtheoryx here is one kind http://t.co/QXIoY8izhW
@mtheoryx lol you know I never said it was chocolate I said it was brown dye
@mtheoryx like... brown dye.
@mtheoryx I don't see how being allergic to coca cola, pepsi, root beer, and all knockoffs could have anything to do with dairy.
@mtheoryx coffee, sorts of dark bread that aren't totally fakey, actual pure chocolate ie the expensive kind
@_JosephGrace is that not what I got when I double tapped home ?
@mtheoryx oh I am lactose intolerant but that's pretty much complete curable with pills.
@mtheoryx ie this bottled Starbucks stuff is brown as heck but it’s just actual coffee and milk
@kivikakk well that seems dramatic
@invalidname click the what
RT @aeleruil: @0xabad1dea swipe up from bottom
@mtheoryx yes, ones that are completely 100% naturally brown with no dyes
Yes hello how do I #%^* pause my music on iOS 7 because double tapping home doesn’t bring up that bar any more
@mtheoryx nah haven’t tried. I’m also randomly allergic to medicines so I’m pretty hesitant to try new ones.
“Why does my local mall have its own Wikipedia page” *click* “was the setting for the movie Mall Cop” … huh.
@vogon so the end result is that I like white chocolate, even the cheap stuff, more than nice chocolate because I don’t have a bad assoc
@mtheoryx well this will intrigue you: the exact reaction is that my ear canals inflame. Happens to my mother too.
@vogon it is a good excuse to buy expensive European chocolate, but the association has built up in my head to expect a reaction lol
@vogon basically: anything with cheap chocolate. All cola. Many breads, cereals, etc. They add brown dye to counterbalance fillers
@mtheoryx my life improved dramatically when I figured out the pattern and avoided mass-produced food that is a nice even brown.
@thegrugq @quine @0xcharlie all I know is that my theology teacher told us about this song and that it was from the devil.
@mtheoryx or I could not make myself miserable because it’s already happened enough hundreds of times
@mtheoryx I didn’t say it did! It’s to make it LOOK like chocolate.
@mtheoryx cola, chocolate candy, some brown breads, but not very pure stuff that is naturally brown like coffee.
@mtheoryx I don’t know! My family determined the common factor in everything I was allergic to was being brown, often artificially so.
@mtheoryx in actual (cheap) chocolate bars, to counterbalance the filler. In flavored foods, to make it more obviously chocolate flavored.
@mtheoryx pure chocolate obviously has no dye but how often does one actually have pure chocolate
@mtheoryx brown food dye in foods that contain chocolate flavor.
@mtheoryx you may have read my tweet backwards…v
@mtheoryx I’m allergic to brown food dye. It features in a very large percentage of chocolate flavored things.
@frkbmb @vogon roll the dice and find out what kind of chocolate is in Mass Produced Food Product X, eh? :)
@frkbmb @vogon no, I’m allergic to brown food dye, which most chocolate has to make it look “right”
I continue to be astounded at the number of people prejudiced against white chocolate. The fact that I’m never allergic to it kinda factors.
@frkbmb @vogon yeah and as a bonus I don’t have to wonder if I’m allergic to it
@mtheoryx well it’s a BRIBE what do you think   I mean uh
@vogon you know I’m allergic to the color brown right   No literally not joking
@matthew_d_green @r3d4ct3d I am probably using a choosier set of “anyone” than you :(
I would never accept a bribe to implement shaky crypto. By the way, I always get a white chocolate mocha at Starbucks. Hot, with whip.
@r3d4ct3d @matthew_d_green no, because it was actually suspected all along
@matthew_d_green @r3d4ct3d you underestimate how much I like white chocolate mocha
@dakami well, I was thinking hundreds trying hundreds of phones, if it’s against one phone I would want thousands.
@matthew_d_green one Starbucks gift card
@tapbot_paul I bet it’s the pulse. You’ve probably seen that video that’s shot to show up the guy's pulse under his skin
@dakami ie if hundreds of people try each other’s phones and come up with zero collisions, that’s a good sign it’s working as intended
@tapbot_paul perhaps if you stick your finger in ice water? Or is it looking for the pulse?
@dakami measure, measure, measure. It’s a black box to empirically verify.
@tapbot_paul perhaps I should say and their four best friends if we’re assuming five tries before lockdown
@objclxt those scanners are foolable with a flat image though, they’re not directly relatable.
@tapbot_paul what are the odds that the thief and their ten best friends might have a collision with my fingerprint?
@tapbot_paul for the actual testing I’m assuming a sacrificial lamb phone. But from a security point of view, if my phone were stolen,
@demize95 that’s the thing, I won’t be satisfied without some empirical third party measurements
Seriously though, I want to know if I could hand my phone off to ten thousand strangers and realistically expect zero fingerprint collisions
Idea: fingerprint party. Everyone tries to unlock everyone else’s phones to see if there are any collisions. 👍🎉📱
@spacerog completely nontechnical magazine editors != idiots
@spacerog more that they don’t know the technical differences and how to spot them, I think.
Hmm, I enjoy the mental exercise of looking up a foreign word in that language's own dictionary.
@nickdepetrillo heh, that I don’t believe! I’d believe that an actual high budget spy agency could do it if they REALLY wanted, but no less.
RT @dragosr: P.S. Hexagon is the architecture name for Qualcomm's baseband chips, currently in 86% of handsets.
RT @dragosr: PacSec 2013 Presentation:  Dr. Ralf-Philipp Weinmann -  Mobile Phone Baseband Exploitation in 2013: Hexagon challenges
@nickdepetrillo I’m just trying to live the gray hat dream here and measure in new kitchens
RT @rudyrichter: if you want to get rid of the parallax effect on iOS 7: Accessibility Settings -> Reduce Motion; for the blur, Increase Co…
@spacerog I’m not even joking.
@spacerog Apple don’t ship all those downloads straight out of Cupertino, they hire CDNs and we are simply exceeding the internet capacity.
@MattGrimley doubtful, I suspect the server is just totally down.
.@nickdepetrillo you call that a payout, Uncle Scrooge?
RT @nickdepetrillo: I will pay the first person who successfully lifts a print off the iPhone 5s screen, reproduces it and unlocks the phon…
@mbhbox nope you’re many hours off :)
@tangenteroja no it’s a perfectly cromulent word in Dutch. Here is the translation! http://t.co/Kr7oVCrCYe
@tangenteroja it also means melted metal and stuff so like whatever
@tangenteroja I can’t help that literally every nonsense sound in English means something sexual if you try hard enough.
@tangenteroja eh wot I swear on me mum I don’t know
@aeleruil it is when your unchangeable OS icons all directly clash with one another
@ra6bit I did not see this remark before what I just tweeted
*picks up iPad, walks away, glances down* oh no no no my icons are sliding off the screen they’re gonna fall off ahh
@codinghorror so far it decided that my timezone is definitely Cupertino
RT @ternus: Coworker comment on delivering the iOS update: “The Internet is pretty full right now.”
@renpytom @HanakoGames woohoo!
@filcab is it the bubbles? I bet it’s the bubbles.
Darn! iOS 7 didn’t upgrade my camera hardware. I thought it was supposed to be “magical” http://t.co/GxyTsCTSk0
@nickdepetrillo and then didn’t post it to twitter like good NDA signers
RT @GoogleFacts: 28% of IT Professionals hide their career from family or friends out of fear of being asked to provide free tech support.
@ReturnFalse sometimes it’s Greek instead :)
@ReturnFalse you just haven’t noticed that this happens every few months when I have time on my hands.
The good news: Safari benchmarks (iPad 4, fresh reboot) dramatically improved iOS6 —> iOS7. Sunspider: 841ms to 653ms.
@MarkGStacey No, I left it a long time ago.
@axqfrk The clock app is right. The OS is wrong.
WTF. It's 3:30. The iPad says 12:30 across the top and 3:30 in the clock app.
@amanicdroid because Americans never did figure out the difference between Deutsch and Nederlands
Augh I can’t type. It’s not registering pressing the space bar. Like I will press right where I always have and it’s like nope
@amanicdroid uh… so… you know they speak German right?
@FredericJacobs een beetje.
It is also a really great way to ensure that no one else asks to use my computers ever
Yes my iPad is in Dutch. It’s a handy way to keep the language in my mind. AAN DE SLAG!
Success. Now switching from complaining about downloads failing to complaining about icons. http://t.co/T7P7EmZSVj
@claymill @grp are you freaking serious
Oh oh the screen is black! Knowing my luck it's about to brick.
@hemantmehta I guess I should have figured a school with cool math teachers would be a lot more first world than mine :p
For the love of marshmallows it actually downloaded the entire update and then failed to install it for no stated reason
@themarkcaudill Dollar styli from Amazon.
@hemantmehta … your school has a wifi network?
I uninstalled those Windows 8 apps I didn't want and they appeared under Updates in the app store. No. Bad. #UIRage
@StrThry Windows 8? Bit of a broad category. Good direction, needs work.
My Windows 8 tablet is very picky about styli. The handwriting will work with one but not the other from the same box.
@apiary @frkbmb I can’t believe it’s been more than a year and they haven’t fixed this yet
@0xdeadbabe these are dollar styli off Amazon. I grab them by the pack because their capacitance varies a bit between specimens
@Dan2552 I have a pressure sensitive stylus but I need a new tip for it. These are dollar styli
Happiness is a new capacitive stylus with its rubber tip all springy and smooth. Oh yeah. It glides so well
@Support cheer up @aeleruil
@DrPizza I dare you to post that screenshot as the entire review.
@XTreeki I can’t even make fun of you based on your phone preference because I checked your client string and what
@DrPizza be strong
RT @attritionorg: Brazilian hackers confuse Nasa with NSA in revenge attack - http://t.co/72rYjTTfdd #derp (ref: http://t.co/DQsNQVyR0H)
RT @partytimeHXLNT: I'm working on a paper about "indie game dev[eloper]" discourse, but in the meantime, a GIF. http://t.co/5IKL9Hr164
@hackedy heuristics, I assume. Which would explain occasional sightings of spellcheck suddenly changing its mind.
@locks iPhone does it too, but only when you switch language keyboards at the bottom. It will tag word by word for spellcheck.
So I just realized OSX is dynamically figuring out what language I am typing in per-textbox and switching the spellcheck. Huh.
@SimonZerafa ik heb alleen "Het Woordenboek van Vos en Haas" http://t.co/5catGRAlaZ :p
Of course I'm reading the release notes instead. Whoa hey we're getting a Dutch dictionary? Awesome! I could use that.
This is quite possibly the first time I have ever applied an Apple update the first day it's o--MOTHER OF PEANUT BUTTER THE DOWNLOAD FAILED
@kebesays @Kufat we just established they are cylons, so, do what comes obvious
According to the iPad, iOS7 is available! According to iTunes on the Mac it is plugged into, it is *definitely not.* Okay, OTA it is!
RT @Kufat: PSA: 1024 bytes = 1 KB. If someone says it's "1 KiB," they are a Cylon, replicant, or shapeshifter, and must be destroyed forthw…
It’s the 18th! I want to recklessly apply updates! Where is it? I bet the Apple download servers are racist against Bostonians
@raudelmil @gsuberland hmm, unfamiliar with how precedent works in American court systems?
Lol sorry tweet deleted: it was a screenshot of a third-party calculator which looks almost exactly like the built in one.
@gsuberland hallelujah
RT @gsuberland: US court rules that Facebook likes are protected speech. http://t.co/tRygdlucgD
@nickdepetrillo @0xcharlie @nudehaberdasher I came into contact w him and I seem fine. But if he gets Dr. Miller killed he’s on the bad list
@pwpslade I haven’t tried gqrx on Linux actually. Are you using a distro package, a different package, or building from scratch?
RT @arstechnica: Researchers can slip an undetectable trojan into Intel’s Ivy Bridge CPUS http://t.co/rchRI7HMQq by @dangoodin001
RT @nickm_tor: "I'm done cleaning! There's nothing on the floor but carpet! [And the carpet is covered with junk.]" #IfKidsLiedLikeTheIntel…
@0xcharlie DO IT LIKE THEY DO ON THE DISCOVERY CHANNEL.
@kivikakk ey wot’s wrong with American accents mate
There’s no such thing as a govt that’s really good about keeping its hand out of cookie jars on a scale of decades. http://t.co/DZETXVsKXw
RT @snipeyhead: X-Men/Avengers writer OWNS comics fan after sexist remark http://t.co/JF78IzSqi3 - bwahah!
RT @41414141: "@windyoona: I'd say my receiver looks pretty innocent as well. http://t.co/wa3vhGyOg0" <- cutest TETRA device ever :) Congra…
RT @fabsh: Terry Pratchett is winning. Again. http://t.co/vW0jDLWXmJ
@pwpslade I mostly use OSX! My Linux test machine runs Mint.
@berickcook put some rhinestones in the corner of the letters
@sergeybratus @maradydd @travisgoodspeed aaaaaaaeeeeeeeeek http://t.co/ULZKnljnk2 have you SEEN this
RT @Sirupsen: Paper on the redundancy in the x86 instruction set, showing that it remains turing complete with one instruction. http://t.co…
@thegrugq Serious mode: rebooting iOS helps WAY more than it ought.
True frenemies: “I would never silently block you. If I unfollowed you I would take that as public as possible!”
.@mof18202 @eiridescent I… think we now know why the unfollow bug strikes so many technical people
RT @mof18202: @eiridescent @0xabad1dea I've been shouting about that for months, feels like years. Also, F6: Want your URL bar? Nope, [un]f…
@ThomasWinwood at least that makes some sort of platonic sense as videos and pages both have starts and ends
RT @eevee: 📢 your regular reminder to get http://t.co/hiPnryB49D if you want to be cool and see astral plane unicode
RT @eiridescent: 'cause, uh, that's kind of a horrifically bad UX decision
RT @eiridescent: so, when did twitter start intercepting F5 on pages for individual tweets to have it retweet instead of refresh the page?
@zephyrfalcon @m1sp so, she's actually speaking Imaginary Fantasy Language From The Far West.
@m1sp so I realized this listening to a recording in Dutch  http://t.co/LrOfcSll6k
How many years from bromance to gay marriage under common law? I may have a surprise for @codeferret_ and @GWakaMurray
RT @RedMinus: So this is real, one of those things you couldnt even parody because its already at its most extreme ( c/o @gn0s1s ) http://t…
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.@judsontwit it's not burn in, it's completely dynamic. Could be residual data idiocy in the graphics driver I guess!
Dunno if you can see that light stripe but it's an Explorer toolbar underneath. Happens everywhere http://t.co/8EyECpNOoC
I would give you a screenshot except this is apparently not done at a layer that can be caught by print screen. Let's try a photo...
okay, this is driving me nuts. Why does Windows 8 render a particular shade of gray as slightly translucent to the desktop?
@The1TrueSean PS where is my husband I assume you know
@The1TrueSean because you weren’t involved ?
Oh good my local airport caught fire today. Go Logan
@vikemosabe actually I'm not sure I agree!
@Xaosopher I don't see what platforms this is for
Oh well if Diablo is down I will just click to kill on OSX the old fashioned w-- what am I *wearing* http://t.co/pIfQQQ2BTM
@okoeroo @biosshadow lekker
@Talen_Lee all I ever used it for was to grab an extra gem or two. The real money one was incredibly stupid from the start
I have been in a mood to click to kill the last few days. Oh of course the server is down http://t.co/Z9K7nOCFM5 yay for online singleplayer
@biosshadow my passport is American. My birth certificate is Dutch.
@biosshadow to my understanding it would be fairly easy for me to move there, perhaps I will someday.
@biosshadow I'm Dutch according to the paperwork, it comes up sometimes :)
I award no points to Google Translate for managing to change "cannot deliver within the stated timeframe" to "cannot deliver."
Ha, that Dutch bookstore sent me a letter apologizing for not fulfilling their overnight delivery promise.
We have established that some of y'all's clients are stripping the HTTPS from the link. Bash your clients upside the head. @viss
Chemical Plant Zone Acapella - iiiiiiinfinite reeeeeeemix. http://t.co/bzIt9UHUXa
@ragekit @Viss oh (lol sorry for assuming) weird
.@ragekit @Viss "say" is an OSX command. Substitute festival or whatever, but you won't have the creepy laughing voice :)
RT @Viss: "the news":  curl -vq https://t.co/v5xnK7ElBN 2>&1 | grep 'tweet-text' | perl -pe 's/<([^>]+)>//g; s/\s+/ /g;' | say -v hysterical
@vogon I don’t think that was anyone’s argument, the argument was they systematically gloss over stuff when it is convenient to them.
@marshray @matthew_d_green you didn’t call me out for saying EST last night. You can’t hold different people to different standards!
@i4AK I don't know if there's a TV viewer app that will work on Mac. Try the community resources at http://t.co/bTvYH3cp3P
Wow I just had cause to use the default pdf viewer on a Nexus 7 and it is a new tier of bad. I'm so sorry.
@darkuncle no no you have to say it so the bot shows up  It’s over 9000
@Dragoneral_ two thousand percent of downtime?
Um… 2000% of what, @github? http://t.co/WEExwRtFwi
@mauvehed @DynamicWebPaige it’s back so I’m guessing they just had to bounce something
RT @DynamicWebPaige: GITHUB IS DOWN  REPENT YOUR SINS
@sadimusi yes absolutely. Tried in Safari and Chrome, to hit JIT and no JIT.
@sadimusi weird… still can’t repro
@sadimusi you may be hitting a pathological case in low memory — try rebooting
@sadimusi cannot reproduce (4S 6.1.3)
@tangenteroja it’s Shellcoder’s Handbook not Hacker’s Handbook ;)
@hubbit @frkbmb hmm well pretty sure that was originally written in Black Speech too
@frkbmb @hubbit I don’t speak much Hebrew but I’m almost *positive* that’s the One Ring’s incantation written right to left.
@Nightyyy yes. I want to acquire as many as I can in the whole Germanic family, which is why I just paid a fortune for shipping for Frisian
@savagejen part of the idea is getting vendors to actually make a Linux release by providing a stable and viable platform.
Due to some excellent timing in reuniting me with a box, here is the whole collection, with Frisian still pending. http://t.co/r0fiHvirb8
@vogon ahh — gun nerds who never actually joined the military but read the magazines.
@vogon depends a lot on the base actually. But here in the states, non-combatants everywhere.
RT @arstechnica: Microsoft issues fix to stop active attacks exploiting serious IE bug http://t.co/IjxJFcoEXJ by @dangoodin001
@jonelf @toco91 optimization is like other forms of art. You can’t demand the lightning strike on cue.
@elad3 I swear this is not trolling: my primary browsing operating system is actually iOS…
RT @comex: Finally. RT @verge: Apple now lets old iPhones download old apps http://t.co/e9UlUbEeOo
@psobot pickle packing is an open question of grocery store science
Watching a talk on fast C++ ( http://t.co/DIa2L7iIa4 ) and it’s tearing into PHP’s “arrays” for their in-memory structure
Someone tweeted months ago that the obj-c message dispatch hot path is several instructions shorter on iOS 7 and that’s my #1 upgrade reason
@solak @apiary it doesn’t. It has heuristics. The bots don’t. They have different heuristics.
@matthew_d_green an actual reason to wake up on time?!
RT @matthew_d_green: Johns Hopkins will be hosting a roundtable at 10am EST tomorrow to discuss the NSA crypto revelations. Livestream: htt…
Cloud-side implications aside, my favorite recent feature in Chrome is the “tabs on other computers” button.
RT @0xcharlie: Today is my one year anniversary at Twitter.  I'm still not verified.
@skynetbnet @SteveStreza wow uh… that’s really uncalled for
@ELLIOTTCABLE it’s a Star of David! Forgive me if I don’t run it.
RT @mikeash: YOU CAN NOW SUBMIT 64-BIT APPS TO THE STORE WITHOUT HARDWARE TO TEST IT ON WHAT COULD POSSIBLY GO WRONG
The official twitter apps which hide direct messages as a little envelope button under “me” tab: terrible #UIRage, people can’t find that.
Inverting the fandom, mostly RT’d for Goku http://t.co/wk96b4Gjsq
RT @SteveStreza: It would be great if we talked about how badly society handles people with mental health problems *any other time* besides…
@Jolly I swear this urge to tweet that you need more meat on your bones comes from my future grandmother self
@TakoArishi @m1sp She’s so annoying. She puts her opinion everywhere and is too certain of her wisdom
@Worthless_Bums @berickcook hmm, you need a louder brand identity, hombre. More pink. Trust me
@WhiteMageSlave haha sorry I just woke up and was checking twitter
RT @thegrugq: If Hayden thinks terrorists love gmail cause it's free, better not tell him about Linux...
@jakeboxer I suspect what happened is someone told the artist “the best part was where they played chess as the pieces” and left
RT @standupjoe: Mom to kid on train today, a watched pot never boils. 8yr. old kid thinks for a second and replies, did you hit refresh?
@attritionorg oh, good, good, my fortress of solitude behind the 7-11 near the office remains a secret location.
@bbfreak I have found Frisian not terribly hard to make sense of :)
@attritionorg @chriseng awesome! Wait, you know where I live?
@fivetonsflax does so!
@hattmammerly @ashedryden it exists in many Romance languages. And my opinion on that is another matter; it's not my native language.
@thegrugq there is gonna be a whole chapter on how mean you are
@ErrataRob My twitter is archived on github! Actually I need to update it
@thegrugq but I’m here :(
Someday I’m going to write a tell-all dramatization of the hacker community of the 2010s. I’m archiving y’all’s twitters.
@eevee noooooo poor Armin
@bitsweat @ELLIOTTCABLE that’s one intimidating turtle
@huibw I’m… pretty sure that’s what makes something slang :)
RT @chriseng: Beautifully illustrated, poignant web comic of a girl (@ElizSimins) struggling with her love of video games: http://t.co/WUhy…
It was 95 degrees a few days ago and I’m currently wrapped up and shivering in my house. Good job New England
@apiary I prefer my answers artisanal hand-crafted
@ReturnFalse that was the exact context, thank you. “Not enough blue on the street.”
@apiary don’t worry, somewhere, there is a stoner lying staring at the ceiling in Amsterdam, and they will see my tweet when they come down
@DrPizza well… is “blue” slang for the police in the Netherlands or not?
@DrPizza but you’re not the right KIND of European. I’m looking for a *continental* sort.
Next time I have a pressing question for Europe it needs to pop into my head before nine at night EST.
Dutch people: is “blauw” (blue) slang for the police?
@ashedryden of course, I’m told to take being called a man like a man all the time.
RT @ashedryden: Stop using "guys" to refer to mixed gender groups. Some thought experiments for the "well, actually..." crowd:  http://t.co…
Medieval textbook illustration http://t.co/Ceihk7nGtc
@thegrugq @gsuberland @nullwhale @CipherLaw I think the nuclear clauses are about it not being equipped for real time computing ?
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@johanjortso seventeen, I think. Several are not with me
@johanjortso heheh do you mean my avatar? Her name is Kasane Teto and she is a parody of Hatsune Miku
@johanjortso "relic" is the word Rowling chose as the backup word that means something alike to hallows, so I guess so.
@johanjortso "hallows" is quite a peculiar word though. Almost all English speakers have only heard it in: "Hallowed be thy name" in prayer
@johanjortso ahh book 7: with a word in the title so obscure she had to make up a second title for other languages! :)
@johanjortso no they are completely different. They are soft pastels, largely color-coded after the first volume.
@johanjortso I actually don't think the American covers have all three on the front of any. The seventh may have the others on the back.
In retrospect, the Prime Minister's opening chapter of Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince is rather clumsy. I don't like it.
@johanjortso Harry's looking pretty hot in that last one. And Hermione looks exactly like a WWII beauty lol
@thegrugq that was actually the only one I spent much money on. I was able to get most of them second-hand
@johanjortso I have just the first volume of Swedish and yes it is exceptionally good
@chriseng @thegrugq @codeferret_ I give away my iPads as I replace them, SIR
@kevinlange btw your sudden disappearance had me convinced the pebble mafia had killed you
RT @Talen_Lee: The stirring love story of a school surveillance AI falling in love with a masculine kill drone from the neighbouring airfie…
@thegrugq @codeferret_ yes, but I don’t get handed literal bags of cash by someone in vibram five fingers, so I can’t do it EVERY paycheck.
@Talen_Lee you syllabize weird
@thegrugq @codeferret_ the rumor mill was saying October.
@thegrugq @codeferret_ um yes that was the idea?
Yes mass surveillance of students on the internet is that special something our schools were missing http://t.co/LFpWFVPdKz
RT @arstechnica: California school district hires online monitoring firm to watch 13,000 students http://t.co/flNYhUR3zn by @cfarivar
@jack_daniel I think the only woman commercial pilot I’ve ever seen was in Peru.
@dragosr safe safe perfectly safe
@Packetknife I’m married so I don’t count right
RT @hanno: Just found: wordpress theme with license "free as long as you leave the footer intact" - the footer contains a php remote shell
@CodaFi_ stone, we call it a stone to be polite.
@Casiusss nein, not particularly, I collect this stuff
@SimonZerafa I think I might, but that set is in a box I don't have access to atm
@vogon Italian version of Chamber of Secrets is Harry flying away on a giant book. Rest of the Italian covers make sense.
Weirdest freakin' cover award goes to: Italian http://t.co/t789DAG6ar
@jonelf "So kindle a fire.." ... "ARE YOU MAD? ARE YOU A WITCH OR NOT?"
@Samurai336 is this low enough http://t.co/gwKoZlh9XE
@mikaelj no it's like... Here are lists of words (colors, numbers, household items). Here are verb conjugations. Memorize
Here is arguably the most obscure Harry Potter translation I own  - Faroese http://t.co/58h87ckoSb
@mikaelj and in general I think the techniques used are very shoddy but maybe I just find grammar comes more naturally than most people.
@mikaelj class as a language one, kind of an effort to keep all of us from being WHOLLY ignorant of the outside world.
@mikaelj like, these classes are not designed to actually teach you to speak the language fluently. They're as much a geography/history
@mikaelj most people will take a few years of Spanish, French, or German in high school but it's fairly casual
@_yossi_ integer wrapped several times, yes.
@mikaelj you can find someone who speaks fair Spanish in any crowd, but other than that, it's considered a distinguishing accomplishment
(Brace yourself, condescending tweets from my six trillion foreign friends who speak perfect English are coming)
@fascinated http://t.co/L1pbZc0OYP
I am awarding myself a cookie for getting through that ordering process without having to look up a single word! Look mom I'm bilingual
@okoeroo @RATBORG it came out to as much as the book and then some. oh well
Well, a Dutch bookstore just took my money for Frisian Harry Potter, now to see if it actually arrives... and if my bank calls me for fraud
@okoeroo As an American, I am not used to this idea of businesses that will ship internationally :p
@okoeroo that's what I am trying to figure out
@okoeroo It is linguistically between our languages. I found a book written in the 1800s in Frisian once and I could read it fairly well.
@okoeroo yes to the latter, but Frisian I especially like because it sits so prettily between English and Dutch
@Talen_Lee pretty sure I already have that one! It's in a box somewhere though.
Oh my gods can anyone mail me the West Frisian edition (Harry Potter en de stien fan 'e wizen) I live in America :(
@sevanjaniyan I did import one volume from England - but it was in Faroese :)
@sevanjaniyan If it falls into my lap, but I chose not to import it and pay all that shipping etc.
(If you forewarn me I could bring cash to trade for it)
I should make a spreadsheet of which translations of Harry Potter I have in an attempt to get more from international convention-goers
@dangoodin001 so I gotta be that person who points out the typo right :)
@seccubus now granted, I would not have changed Hermione’s name, as it is a traditional Greek one.
Ars Technica commenters: “it’s just a DoS! This isn’t a security problem!” Yes I feel safe when my servers can be brought down with a post
@DrPizza hey guess who called it
RT @SteveD3: So... here is a random question. Would any physical pen testers / red teams mind a reporter tagging along on a gig? I'd cover …
@seccubus well, Hermione’s patronus *is* a small, long, fuzzy mammal
@PxlPhile counting ones that only translated the first volume, there are several dozen, of which I have at least one from 17 different ones
@PxlPhile I collect all translations of Harry Potter
@seccubus I think the Dutch ones are cute…
Augh! I forgot to lock the door, and @The1TrueSean came in and — oh my gods he just gave me a German copy of Harry Potter volume 4 okay
@ochsff 64 bytes received from @ochsff
@heathborders @natesbrain hmm, remind me to ask Rowling if dementors have gender next time I’m at the world famous author club
RT @dangoodin001: Would someone please email me the DoS disclosure that was posted to the Django-developers mailing list? dan.goodin http:/…
@m1sp I AM YOUR SENPAI
RT @m1sp: Dammit Eugene. Now I have to figure out what to do with this http://t.co/t5fjdN6fhb
@elathan nobody for real, but think on the ten year plan, I bet the most paranoid will.
The sound of surrender https://t.co/KO6RXCpQZC
@josefnpat no, I do mean the interpreter.
I saw ONE line from customer code and I could tell it was actually the PHP interpreter, gods save my soul
@mattblaze it’s a desperate attempt to make yourself feel better just by throwing all the adjectives, I think.
@BomuBoi very detailed, do like.
@jdguffey_netsec a lot of people disputed that having the limit be the limit of POST the server will accept Should Be Fine.
See! I *told* you having literally no limit on password length could DoS the server. https://t.co/eIInjdgrM5
@sanitybit @0x7eff VINDICATED
@leighhollowell @MrToph congrats !!!!
So one or more someones are shooting up the navy yard in DC, ffffff
RT @zooko: @matthew_d_green Remember NSA pushed small keys for a long time; presumably they thought they could brute force better than thei…
@chort0 @briankrebs but I don’t think closing it to some arbitrary cabal will fix it either
@chort0 @briankrebs my first experience with whois was discovering my registrar autofilled in my billing address… when I was 16 :(
@sciencecomic horses have pretty eyes, and there’s a lot of variety!
@briankrebs hmm, mixed feelings there. The whois system as it now stands is definitely a terrible mess
@vikemosabe minding that these aren't my faithful followers :p
@vikemosabe I have been repeatedly deluged with many different photos of women wearing one and/or asserting it fits them, great.
@vikemosabe that since the back is flat it does not sit correctly on many feminine wrists and just slides around it.
@ptolts https://t.co/17YKqGziKy :)
(It's not any one person, I've just been contacted repeatedly over the course of weeks based on ONE remark)
It seems like there's some sort of Team Vengeance that keeps pestering you if you criticize Pebble. It's a goddam watch, people
@Becca_monster @PurseandClutch @Pebble is there a particular reason you keep sending me this same picture like some social media hellbeast
@Kufat @codeferret_ yes? It's not like I'm going to never upgrade my iPad again until the foundations of the earth are broken.
@Kufat @codeferret_ is that not what I just said
I realized I shouldn't pick up a Surface RT at a steep discount... because then @codeferret_ will be mad when I want to upgrade my iPad too.
@0x00string early morning light, gray and moody, emphasizing the dour tones of rust.
Infosec industry: keeping photographers in business with stock photographs of dramatically lit masterlocks since 1997
@addelindh does this government have a higher presence of women than “Bellatrix and Narcissa”
@locks about a fifth
I’m officially using Voldemort’s Death Eaters as my benchmark for presence of women in positions of power from now on
RT @themetresgained: OK I admit this is made me snort with laughter - still more women than the Abbott cabinet http://t.co/LBc5EC4O2s
@DarthNull oh no, immigrants!
@Viss daaaang.
RT @OnionGovAU: [Ed.: I had a tweet lined up about Abbott appointing himself Minister for Women, but it appears he's bested me.]
@kivikakk @m1sp oh my gods it’s been ages since I heard someone say non overlapping magisteria
Apparently my biggest fan is a five-year-old -- I consider this a resounding success
@Packetknife send me pics so she can be officially my first cosplayer
I just noticed that I have several Diablo 3 auctions from over a YEAR ago marked as "processing"
@puellavulnerata @csoghoian he’s old, so probably, and 51% is close enough to true for them!
@apiary they do? And why?
@skattyadz I don’t think I can even do that with Chrome for iOS
What is this HTML thing which prevents me from pinching to zoom a page and who do I assassinate to fix it
RT @MS2: .@katylevinson just clued me into this BAD-ASS BEAR:  http://t.co/o9JMuATpfg http://t.co/BWG4EHe6nV
@ZadowSapherelis aww okay
@Tomi_Tapio our system is perfectly cromulent thank you very much
@Packetknife she may also enjoy my collection of real life reference material http://t.co/sWbx2cJ72J
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@silviocesare grats!
@Packetknife lemme know if she wants different ones
@Packetknife I’m afraid this is the best I can do, don’t laugh at the hands please http://t.co/d9fwPZvHaX
RT @pusscat: This was in my attic. Dad sent me to school with it 13 years back. Current day #irony http://t.co/j3Z8Vw9IOq
@Packetknife gimme a few! I will get you some sketches
It'd be pretty cool if @tumblr could invent a live theme preview that didn't bring a thousand dollar computer to its knees with javascript
@Myriachan report it to @OSVDB !!!
@Myriachan some day, northern Virginia will find out about proxies
@MarioVilas if you were actually trying to decipher me: “I know that post is old. I'm drinking cheap chocolate as though it were a drug.” ;)
This is the sort of hot diggity dog 0day I crave http://t.co/FXwKArqSLC
RT @OSVDB: Nothing is sacred: The Oregon Trail vulnerability. http://t.co/ldRaLvutbh
RT @GPGTools: We've learned that there are fake keys with our team@gpgtools.org address on the key servers.  Our official key id is: 76D78F…
@clearcup @frkbmb if you live and work in the United States, I require missile coordinates.
RT @chort0: "the power of being inside the government system is the greatest perk." <- Gov recruiting pitch. No wonder surveillance is out …
@thegrugq I don’t judge YOUR substance abuse old man
@kaepora so are many stochastic processes
@kaepora why?
@ZadowSapherelis @m1sp ps am awake again
Strong contender for most ridiculous use of C preprocessor https://t.co/rGBLn2wnXQ
@sakjur I already have a Swedish server ;)
@sakjur well we can switch to Comcast and take a significant downgrade in the process.
According to my nightmares, my biggest fear is missing my stop on the train… and ending up in Osaka?
@sakjur ugh, we have Verizon …
Don’t tell me that stack overflow post is older than Dumbledore I’m getting wasted on instant packet hot cocoa on a Saturday night
First answer http://t.co/NfLSUMrBaQ
@Packetknife @kivikakk oh, so this is where the other two tweets went :)
@Packetknife I’d say it’s in our blood but I am not Dutch blood. So I guess it’s something in the water
@Packetknife apparently I have trouble writing meltdowns, the one in chapter 23 is nearly pure exposition, I’m halfway done rewriting it
@savagejen first guess: timestamp problem?
@armcannon I’m told it’s a default of some toggle.
@kivikakk she actually doesn't get around to saying LIES AND SLANDER in this book, will have to remedy in the future
@kivikakk aw man. Chapter 23 is terrible just so you know. But other than that: yay!
@Packetknife his beard is the subject of several nordic eddas, yes
@Packetknife you know I kinda dig beards right
@dan_crowley 3.5/5 would settle
@oh_rodr beats me. They probably have some ridiculous contortion paperwork
@Talen_Lee perhaps I should clarify the @m1sp defense grid is merely under my command, rather than me being the ghost in the machine
@Xaquseg I guess I'm not enough of a dirty pirate
@qole I'm deliberately trying to get people to confess they bet I find them attractive so I can crush their hearts and cackle madly
OUTSOURCING being spoilsports? Seriously? http://t.co/1Xak72MreO
@thegrugq I trust you utterly, good sir.
I would like to drive all of you into fits of paranoia by saying that it is one of YOU I do not trust for being too handsome, dear followers
@ZadowSapherelis @m1sp awesome :D your today being my tonight, gonna pass out soon.
@Talen_Lee @m1sp I have been informed that I do not have cause to consider you a threat. Systems on standby.
No context: "I do not quite trust him, because he is charismatic. Trust Only Dorks."
@The1TrueSean we deliver. http://t.co/5svlDMI4GK
“Are those girls with his mother (of clearly different ethnicity) his sisters?” “No they are adopted” Uh… so, yes? They are his sisters then
@vogon hey you should maybe not die
@me_irl @apiary — @NewtonMark points out that it’s DeCSS (I guess that’s why the variable is named CSS eh.)
@Packetknife branch closed with unaccepted pull request
@me_irl @apiary it’s probably graphics. It’s just bit shifting.
RT @apiary: Cyber war! The spy museum was weird. http://t.co/P4GdcokBBU
I have brought @WhiteMageSlave back to my house time to act like we're kids on summer vacation again #videogames
I'm now old enough to be that relative who remembers fondly someone who died before someone at the table was born.
I shall inflict upon you exactly one wedding photo. I bear genetic resemblance to these young individuals http://t.co/L2ApxxIoZg
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@m1sp also: instead of ranting about patriarchal wedding ceremonies, http://t.co/9chD7tEZ5E
@m1sp it's okay I have dream insurance
@stupicide thanks !
@michaeldinn https://t.co/8quA0YoHBK ;)
(I saw no less than three different older couples taking pictures of the wedding with an iPad, and it was a fairly small wedding.)
You laugh. But it turns out old people LOVE taking pictures with their iPad. Because they can SEE it.
@kyhwana my feet are wider than average on one end and narrower than average at the other
@kyhwana I suspect they would be terrible. My deep secret is I was born with malformed feet and they're stil not quite right
Everyone speeds up 20MPH when they cross from Massachusetts to New Hampshire because they know NH can't afford cops.
@kovnsk my toes are too wide and my heels too narrow. So they pinch one end and fall off the other bc girly shoes don't grip the heel
@kovnsk apparently my feet are a little malformed. Mostly corrected by baby surgery. Normal shoes are fine but feminine ones...
Ahparrently I get my accent back magically when I cross the border into New Hampsha
Hi I'm running late and -- and I see you decided to take an entire little league team to Starbucks instead of the Cold Stone next door :(
@chriseng these shoes still have the tissues I stuffed in to wear them to my interview at v-code
@chriseng I have never once in my entire life worn dress shoes that did not leave me LITERALLY bleeding at the end of the day
So I tried on my husband’s shoes and ZOMG I am never wearing women’s dress shoes again.
@bobpoekert context was Facebook
@vogon wow it’s like someone said “I wonder how closely I can try to copy the Haruhi formula without putting yellow ribbons in her hair”
Interesting observation: when you are running code at HUGE scale, you want to optimize execution time simply for *power* savings.
Paraphrasing @0x6D6172696F (protected): fogpad leaks everything to a third party spellchecking service
@ppattersonjax Not particularly but we are suspicious. But algorithm soundness is one thing, implementation soundness is another
@annavester @homakov lol check the screenshot in his timeline. His twitter crashed and drew my avatar by your name.
@vogon you had to physically scrub to get the dirt out before detergent.
@technololigy the coffee mug is not optional ☕
In this RT: you can see my avatar so I take credit for hacking @homakov
RT @homakov: Not sure if my iPod is hacker or the twitter app is drunk. Render bugs, wrong avatars, messed authors. http://t.co/BJrvJVbSAV
@homakov I had no idea I changed my name to Anna Vester Coffee Mug
You know what’s a huge red flag to me? Using the phrase “military-grade crypto” when the whole industry mocks it https://t.co/Tg7P34E6o7
@Havokca I think it’d be fun to ask, say, Marvel/DC artists to gender-guess those in the middle panel… answer is 6 women and 3 men.
Have I mentioned lately that Drowtales’ main art team is just absolutely amazing http://t.co/b9MW724uEL and can draw armor on a woman!
I have no idea what I’m doing http://t.co/Xz5IEkC1hB
RT @ShiroSirius: Two elderly ladies at a crossing. One complains about the students, the other replies with "We did that when we were young…
@jimauthors so every time someone has asked where their favorite language is on the chart, the answer is the same... purgatory
@argonblue @ternus yeah, and, I swear, some complete dead weight just for lulz.
This cheesecake has lavender frosting. Lavender is not a flavor. My brain needs HELP knowing what to expect, pretentious cheesecake!
@ternus of course I doubt Silverlight is on the up and up so I am just gonna assume it’s bundling an entire Windows subsystem
@ternus you know, for all that text with beveled drop shadows
@ternus those don’t generally ship anymore, but they don’t add TOO much. Oh, but localized high-res pngs in 27 languages can…
@ternus they tend to directly bundle every framework known to the human race
@m1sp I only like REAL ones, I guess
@m1sp it looks lovely but I hate puzzle games!
@m1sp what on earth are you playing
.@abby_ebooks don’t go telling anyone, dear robot!
@julianor you have a talent for worrisome tweets
@rantyben oh, it is. It’s just not to YOUR benefit. :)
@m1sp I think we have established I definitely have a type. Not of person but of couple
@m1sp I have no idea who these characters are but this is my jam http://t.co/1nXQG9cdOY
@nickdepetrillo @thegrugq look it's a stupid hand with five stupid digits okay http://t.co/WiMH47jGSy
@Fe3Mike purgatory
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@demize95 so I hate this entire concept of dressing up
Don't tell the Macy's cashier you're going to a wedding. She will judge you
I'm that cousin who goes shopping for something to wear an hour before the mall closes the night before the wedding
@m1sp seriously though if you devise a plan for the salvation of many that you believe necessitates my death gimme fair warning plz
@m1sp ................ that is the most terrifying thing you could have POSSIBLY said.
@m1sp but we love each other right
@USSJoin @thegrugq @kaepora no-one in the industry features in my secret stash, except that pic of @MrToph in handcuffs.
I hate my friends. @thegrugq @nickdepetrillo
@nickdepetrillo @thegrugq I'm glad you are all so supportive of my art therapy. This community makes it worth it
@thegrugq no no that guy has curly hair. Like @kaepora, who I can honestly say does not feature in my secret stash
@thegrugq full disclosure dox leak abadidea's secret stash http://t.co/W0LPcVjO3c
@aeleruil @ibutsu @m1sp @_eugenek and I write novels about a gay guy who needs to be kept in chains a lot for magical reasons, it's all good
@JohnnyCocaine this does not solve my problem
@m1sp @_eugenek look my photoshopping skills may not be the best but I think that is A VERY WORTHWHILE EDIT.
@thegrugq be fullfillllllled
@thegrugq IT'S NOT PORN IT'S ART and the idea is to semantically tag them within the context of the larger database so your preferences may
What is it with Japanese websites and not knowing about ajax. This is a very inefficient way to bookmark luscious pictures of young men
@m1sp I improved that picture you put on your tumblr http://t.co/442OqYwm7N
@frkbmb @GreenSkyOverMe hahahahahaHAHAHAHAhahahHAHAHahahAHAHAaaaa
@supersat @vogon yeah, it was kinda a given, but it also raises more questions than it answers IMO
@GreenSkyOverMe @frkbmb heheh yes. Maybe they think being in another country from Google protects them from having to comply…
@kll @micahgoulart but I am the funniest person on twitter this has been proven by Science   Science is the name of my pet plant
RT @kaepora: FBI admits it was behind the attack on Tor (I was right!) http://t.co/iB7UuniQ4k
@vogon but the spooks haven’t published an explicit denial claiming the journalists, Schneier etc are lying about it.
@vogon so, here’s the thing. They won’t publish it. Only say that is what it says.
@m1sp and then there’s http://t.co/QptQn9QCW9
@alex_gaynor and it was not too long ago that “don’t call the functions in this order or you’ll segfault” was accepted php behavior
@alex_gaynor in theory they could be implemented essentially the same. In practice PHP is bolted on to the C API
@drjackbennett without having specifically looked at it, I suspect it falls into the category of boutique LLVM native languages?
@m1sp inside JavaScript is an elegant language screaming to be let out. And there it shall scream until the end of time
@m1sp except that Lua is orders of magnitude more compact, has few sharp edges, and is specifically intended to directly integrate with C
@rubynerd bamboo paper (different from just paper)
@rubynerd on an iPad, yes.
RT @arstechnica: Gov’nt standards agency “strongly” discourages use of NSA-influenced algorithm http://t.co/0xXELcQyR0
For your reference, my personal religious beliefs about language highness and lowness. http://t.co/nBfgDd4FnD
@sergeybratus @dangoodin001 I’m just giving us all a hard time :)
@nothology @ASTRALPRISON @frkbmb oh dear.
@AdvancedThreat @thegrugq I think my husband still wants me to pitch an electronics ID-ing system based on my radio stuff to the TSA…
@Myriachan gods deliver me from the condemnation of “neurotypical”
@eevee idk god ? Pretty sure that’s the xkcd theology anyway
@zenrandom @thegrugq as kismet guy points out it arguably makes the very function of wifi on a busy street illegal
@dantoml @dakami yes, I just found a few on reddit RIGHT NOW. Assembly exists, therefore C is sky high??
@technololigy well according to traditional western theology this is where the devil came from
If you insist on calling C a high-level language, you’re implying we need stronger adjectives for higher languages, making Ruby “heavenly”
@dangoodin001 come join the forces of @sergeybratus in the war against Turing completeness ;)
@thegrugq I want technically accurate laws that lay down what’s not allowed while not making the very use of wifi kinda illegal
@vogon what have you done
Oh my gods, macros http://t.co/999CD2BPXv
@vogon here is my Kickstarter for buy me pizza for every meal without my husband seeing the bill
Also I walked to 7-11 in the rain to buy Bagel Bites and the owner asked why I wasn’t at work. I think he needs a vacation too…
Thanks, guys in gray SUV! I very nearly went the entire summer without any strangers whistling at me from a car
RT @trevortimm: Amazing. Citing Snowden, the FISA court has ordered the government to declassify more of its secret opinions http://t.co/hp…
.@briankrebs you can also get their like at gas station corner stores. The USB charge kits with exchangeable ends have no data pins
Yes, everything I see, everywhere I go, my first thought is “that doesn’t look robust to attack.” And they wonder why I don’t sleep
Thank you for the suggestion, Kindle! I have total faith in this 60-second setup process http://t.co/Kovda9DZsN
@blueben I just took Google to be the very definition of the sort of place that would be using its own database stuff
@pettybooshwah I was not the original discoverer of the Unicode Bug — I just did my part to prove it can be dangerous :)
I’m kinda surprised Google was using MySQL at all, even heavily modified http://t.co/yb8JFIURGn
RT @Packetknife: “If You Argue That the NSA Data Has Not Been Misused, You Must Know Something the NSA Doesn’t” by @zeynep http://t.co/SSzi…
@vogon if you’re subtweeting me, I’m pretty sure the kismet guy is pretty invested in being well read on this stuff
@raudelmil I a, so far beyond even caring about the street view stuff. It’s the entirely broken definition of wifi that concerns me
Well if this isn’t the most ignorant counterfactual definition of “radio” http://t.co/o7SnZ2DcpJ go law!
RT @iamdevloper: Setting your username to "false" is a great way to test other developer's use of strict equality checking in web apps.
Godsdammit Chrome for iOS why did you have to go give yourself a giant white border too?
@eevee @0x54726F6E @Chase because they are terrible? :)
RT @kirtan: A 36-year-old spacecraft just told us that it's left our solar system over a 23-watt transmitter from over 11 billion miles awa…
.@0x54726F6E @eevee @Chase Not necessarily. It is often glue code between website front end and database backend that is the problem
@aeleruil just to be clear: that isn’t English, right?
RT @sergeybratus: Non-alphanumeric PHP backdoor http://t.co/2u0WZQmAWA (via @XakepRU)
@thegrugq @i0n1c the real answer of course is that it is a gross salmon color that is not red and not quite pink either
@LBontempoNunes @eevee to avoid fixing their backend code from 1986
RT @eevee: you may notice that the characters @chase disallows in passwords are < > & " ' -- you know, just in case my password appears in …
@kingcope whereabouts in the source should I be looking
RT @eevee: give me all your hilarious bank website security stories i need to write a blog post
RT @eevee: lol i can't log into @chase because my EXISTING PASSWORD contains punctuation and their client-side form validation rejects it. …
@m1sp new section in the middle of chapter 18 with Eodar and Helian. I haven't actually read it. Good night.
@arjache improvement over where I used to live - it'd be a solid zero :)
@arjache yeah there's two restaurants on that which deliver and both keep rather tame hours
A staycation? But there's no cafeteria in my house. What will I eat?
@DarrenPMeyer dude Ginny is hot. Oh... you mean the other Weasleys...
@JBASkeen put one in my hands and we'll find out... if it's done WELL it's most likely better than a four-digit.
Remember that mint plant I got? Not only have I remembered to water it, but it’s wilting of old age and I am genuinely upset
But no I don’t have a great idea for how to render previews of doc files without parsing them all the way either.
RT @DataIsAmazing: Usage of older versions of internet explorer drops on weekends showing that they are used at work, not by choice. http:/…
Dropbox response via @cgranade: “uh… hang on… let me turn off that attack surface” https://t.co/jsdXia0vvO
Honestly if Dropbox is ACTUALLY parsing Office files server-side this is an idea that can only get them hurt :)
@vogon cool gl
Hey, anybody have any 0day in LibreOffice? I have an idea. http://t.co/J03U0U2ckU
@vogon where are you going anyway? And I guess I will have to make @blowdart my new preferred insider
@vogon I’ll take them
Cute OSX password leak (patched) http://t.co/w0LnvxyF33
@m1sp (Eodar's perception of how much they cost is skewed a bit by being from a second-fantasy-world country.)
@m1sp not absurdly rare in the Occident. But black market stuff. New paintjob. There's no serial number to file off...
@m1sp well you see, it all starts with some Grand Theft Mechanical Carriage...
@m1sp but really - do you think they teach you how to get out of handcuffs in noblewoman school? Well they probably should
@m1sp but only in the Republic! Totes doesn't count.
@m1sp http://t.co/l0CqsI2zuV
"Could she, like, tear off someone's arms with that gravity power?" - his first question, a page and a half into the book
The only way to get DH to read the manuscript is to encourage him to speculate about horrible ways the characters can kill each other
@m1sp we're getting a new flashback scene that was originally for book 2 http://t.co/wIzlSKf2oZ hint
@leighhollowell @jlwfnord good luck <3
@m1sp1dea_ebooks what are you trying to say dear robot
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@leighhollowell should I be inferring something
@frkbmb @amazingatheist gods forbid someone tells you what they think of what you said. So controlling.
RT @DrPizza: This has a veneer of plausibility: http://t.co/Ep8Av2CwQs
@m1sp with my writing, but not with anything else.
@m1sp ps *hug* I've been in tears over anxiety :<
@m1sp I'm already much more satisfied with reframing Helian's so far with Eodar and Rodomond getting a little snippy #bromance
@blowdart gee what'd he do now
The simplest little things make me laugh until I cry http://t.co/QX5LRFsmBb
@Vefessh weev can have his weev rights to increment integers I am totally okay with that
@sergeybratus I'd direct you to the author of the quote and get my twitter argument popcorn, but their account is protected
@_ta0 and Hitler had puppies (my Time To Godwin is very short.)
RT @seriouspony: Screenshot of a comment about me *today* (on diff site) re: the Verge article. They're still angry 6 years later. http://t…
Looks like the OSX patch for the Unicode Bug is out :) http://t.co/Z1xfTEC74J
@The1TrueSean it’s supposed to be trumpets. I have yet to find a trumpet soundfont that sounds like good trumpets.
Maybe the thing weev went to jail for wasn’t something worth going to jail for. But he is an absolutely awful person http://t.co/MiXaHpTE8g
@The1TrueSean well what did you think of the one I actually made :|
@dildog I am none of those! Give me a backup copy of your passwords
@chriseng @JastrzebskiJ @The1TrueSean @apiary @codeferret_ @fredowsley http://t.co/WHJhZqAVyv
@chriseng @JastrzebskiJ @The1TrueSean @apiary @codeferret_ @fredowsley Snape is the dark, brooding, bitter middle-aged man who’s not evil
Today I learned: it is really hard to make mysterious minor key music sound like a fife-and-drum song that stuff's pretty upbeat
@apiary @The1TrueSean Threw this together. It doesn't really lend itself well but I tried https://t.co/IViKweVXce
Google continues to be just a little bit too good at this http://t.co/qAmi35G97h
@The1TrueSean @apiary @codeferret_ also: I am SO on writing a "Yankee Doodle" style cover of Harry Potter theme
@The1TrueSean @apiary @codeferret_ we need a Snape. "Pay attention Mistah Pottah"
@The1TrueSean @apiary @codeferret_ the thu'um can be taught, like any skill. (mixing fandoms so sue me)
@ShahinRamezany spam.
@The1TrueSean @codeferret_ (it’s win gaaaaah dium)
@The1TrueSean @codeferret_ so, fan movie. I’d make a good Boston Hermione. Chewie could be Boston Hagrid. Who’s Harry?
@m1sp time to rewrite Helian’s and Talassen’s respective monologues. Wish me luck.
@spacerog and now there are bitter people angry about “fake nerds” who didn’t have to get bullied to enjoy nerdy things.
@focalintent — such unprofessionalism.
@focalintent I was highly annoyed with both sides TBH. Though I guess that’s one of the few degrees of emotional duress that can justify —
@kaepora for $3000 I will teach them about the fork button
In this RT: I ragequit before the end of the first page.
RT @ircmaxell: I feel dirty: http://t.co/bJi4Xt849K worth the read, but eiw...
RT @JastrzebskiJ: Re last rt re @SenFeinstein "legitimate journalism" is like "legitimate rape", right? If *I* agree with it, it's "legitim…
@launchz @comex that’s naht true.
@PxlPhile well do you accept my sister as authoritative?
RT @windyoona: Just found the #44CON microphone frequencies...
@aeleruil it can happen at all sorts of exciting angles, if you believe in yourself.
@aeleruil that’s… not how pregnancy works (and I’m not even commenting on the mpreg)
Someone tell all these teenage youtubers not to upload videos that will probably get flagged to the same account as ones that won't. :(
Amazing what one year of youtube atrophy can do to a playlist. Tried to repair it as best as I could. SPIN SPIN SPIN http://t.co/eIIkyRnRnp
@PxlPhile https://t.co/s47zustPzK
@codeferret_ @The1TrueSean yowa wizahd harry
@Samurai336 hmmm. http://t.co/Z2svmzNnw2
@Samurai336 in any case, the story is set 70 years ago, not a few hundred :)
@Samurai336 on the contrary, that's kind of where witchcraft's most famously tragic incidents happened, don't you think?
Whoa we are finally gonna get a CANON look at the HP Wizarding World in America. But she should have picked Boston, not New York ;)
Well in news that is simple and happy: Rowling is writing a film set in expanded Harry Potter world. Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them
@WhiteMageSlave oh my gods does it have Gay Young Dumbledore? Or Molly? Apparently she’s about that old I once read
I don’t think I believe in there being any magic pixie dust to designate Legitimate Journalism. https://t.co/fGOnJHDDpX
RT @EFFLive: .@SenFeinstein uses example of a 17-year-old high-school drop out who starts his own website as someone who shouldn't be cover…
@EFFLive @SenFeinstein so do I reach for the popcorn or the facepalm
@WhiteMageSlave what
@halvarflake XXXXXXXXXXXX———<(’o’<)—————————————————————————————————————————————————— oh no! Wild Jigglypuff appears
RT @_wirepair: happy to announce I can finally release the https://t.co/aHfI7nYUcf wiki and ninko https://t.co/R4JOT5zTjS
RT @blainecapatch: america isn't the world's policeman, it's more like the world's george zimmerman.
@m1sp <3 affection
RT @mikko: Yahoo CEO Marissa Mayer: "We faced jail if we revealed NSA surveillance" http://t.co/mOJMFrxIvQ
@cirdan12 heheh it’s a guy, a very pretty guy.
@DrPizza it’s Kasane Teto yes.
@DrPizza :(
RT @leighalexander: "I am not hoping senpai will notice me this year. I AM the senpai. Someone is waiting to get noticed and I AM THE ONE W…
@NedGilmore yeah I really just don't care about the high-level metawhatever
@DarrenPMeyer I'm pretty sure it will render fine, I have one of the ultra-cheapie Kindles and it seems fine, it was just the insult of it
@NedGilmore I decided to reinstall it and kill some zombies to try and deal with anxiety
@mikeestee heheheh.
@thegrugq sure, but that's not the point. Generating dozens of X11 windows is :(
@jbrodkin desktop http://t.co/Tn96FYCbNz
Well I guess we'll NEVER KNOW what my mobi file looks like on a Paperwhite device because it generates infinite "install X11" notices
OMFG AMAZON WAT R U DOIN STAHP http://t.co/7oNHZklQlg
@mikeestee ....thanks :(
Oh, of course the official Kindle preview app is in Java. And of course it takes about a minute just to open a novel.
@rmhrisk @dan_crowley it's not an "exploit" though :p
@dan_crowley @rmhrisk I think it was more about, there are a thousand ways to capture the local passwords once root. This one is just cute.
I surrender to the will of Kindle to start the book at Chapter One rather than Prologue, and inline the prologue to the first chapter.
@ra6bit he specifically tries very hard to look effeminate when he is young. By age ~70 he's pretty much given up on that
@ShadowTodd yes but I don’t have any sources handy to cite!
@ra6bit one of the important characters in my story is the blatantly gay old man who is perpetually up to something shady :)
@thegrugq :( I'm not a real artist, I just play one on tumblr
@ra6bit @thegrugq yes he's just fabulous
@thegrugq Can't you just be happy for me that I drew a good Crazy Old Man face like yours :(
RT @Kasparov63: I hope Putin has taken adequate protections. Now that he is a Russian journalist his life may be in grave danger!
@thegrugq you’re just sad because you got old too.
I’m on a roll tonight (hope you like amateur artwork). Same character, five decades apart http://t.co/JEmYQ0mpA8
@Mordicant yes
@marshray @thegrugq @homakov did this “recently” end around the time you were absorbed into the Microsoft Empire
Today on “double-take bylines” http://t.co/v0P52HeenX
More faces. http://t.co/NyoKbUJfBn
RT @blueben: @0xabad1dea We can tease it out because we put it there.
@ternus @Brian_Sniffen yeah, pesky EXIF. The downfall of drug-crazed antivirus merchants everywhere ;)
@m1sp but you can add the Many Slightly Different Moods of Barsamin to your pinboard of my Great American Novel ^_^
@m1sp Huh. Weird. Right as I tweeted that my phone was being deluged with "has pinned Vulpix. Has pinned Lugia. Has pinned"
@m1sp you DID just upload a bunch of pokemons, right? Otherwise my stalker script has broke.
And no, they didn't do anything particularly Dark Black Magical, but that's kinda the point. "We" know how to tease out the data.
@jdiezlopez it says they say they did NOT know who she was but they knew what school she went to, probably overheard it at the party
"Why engineers scare me - a true story" http://t.co/uwgkglic3z this is the power WE have over other people. And we're not even the bad ones.
@trap0xf same
@codinghorror that’s hilarious because fallacy of ignoring choice and consent
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.@rmhrisk once you’re root you can use really cute root powers ;)
Common sentence in infosec: “This technique was already known.” I think it translates as “you will never be a 1990s hacker, kid”
@dangoodin001 I’m guessing they mean achieving full sandbox escape into native code as opposed to writing malicious Java only
@m1sp hahahaha you just triggered my stalker script for the first time in months and oh my gods stop posting to Pinterest
@vogon like if you think there is something flawed with most teenagers and you’re in your 40s well I have some bad news about your peers
@eevee @cgranade @atweetingtwit I have an extremely vague memory of my mother preferring the Hot Dog Stand windows 3.1 color scheme
@vogon actually, I consider anyone who condemns millennials to kind of missed the fact that they didn’t come to be in a vacuum
@Tomi_Tapio not everyone in a cloak is a vampire! … His uncle totes looks like one though
Malicious password filters — obscure Windows feature http://t.co/GmiBB7H4pN
@atweetingtwit @eevee as someone who started programming around 2004… not that simple at all >:(
RT @eevee: maybe there's a generational void between 1982 and 1991: those of us who grew up alongside the web, not with it, and are now off…
@eevee possibly because it’s almost always spoken in the most insulting way possible
RT @ternus: “There exist terrible yet exceedingly rare events where the cost to prevent exceeds potential loss” is deeply hard for us to ac…
@eevee I was under the impression it most directly applies starting at about five years younger than me. But then, what am I?
@clonepa_ I see they are branding geniuses
RT @GooglePoetics: my wife is emotionally unavailable my wife is emotionally abusive my wife is expecting our first baby  #GooglePoems http…
@demize95 thanks, but still a long way from where I want to be
@demize95 well like idk been doodling my whole life but got a little more serious about trying a few years ago?
@snare more technically my opinion is a function should have only one non-error return but should feel free to error fast
@snare you only get to say I have one exit point if I get to use goto :)
RT @RBStalin: Haha Millenials, you're so crippled by preceding generations. Losers. I thumb my nose at you.
@blaufish_ it’s an iPad. Bamboo is the software
@JBird_Vegas nope
@oddtazz yes
@clonepa_ it’s an iPad. Wacom Bamboo is the name of the software
@0xmchow @_defcon_ sigh :(
Forced myself to draw expressions other than Sad http://t.co/PAGPRElrhs
@F706L3665 got it :p
@aeleruil happens every time
@clonepa_ @jan_ekholm Wacom bamboo (with generic capacitive stylus)
Having an anxiety attack for no specific reason. So here is more of my attempts to digitally watercolor. http://t.co/5PNC824TY1
@skynetbnet common misconception.
@_yossi_ I probably do not have as many spare iPhones as @comex
All of my other problems in life aside, the huge glaring whitespace on the Safari iOS7 icon makes me ANGRY every time I see it
@notfabrice that’s not pink. That’s Nuclear Waste Salmon
@antoniusglock @zygen much better
@McGrewSecurity aww.
Like I want a colored everything, I just don’t want Bright Searing Nuclear Meltdown colors
I don’t like any of the ultra-saturated colors tech companies are using (iPhone 5c, Surface RT covers, etc) Am I just… old?
RT @nkjemisin: Captain America in a turban http://t.co/8TPto5qXnJ
@SzymonSzydelko if I’m the default dump location I should probably set up a new gmail filter
By which I mean Android was like “tap here to send crash dump to Google” but it brought up an email dialogue pre-addressed to me
RT @awgross: @0xabad1dea Fixing /r/n would free up some speed for correcting the spelling of referrer
I’m not sure why Android wanted permission to send a crash report to MY email address but it’s an interesting dump
@gigideegee @trap0xf as opposed to Thor’s Day, Freyja’s Day, Saturn’s Day…
@mikko Latin, maaaaaan.
You might work in technology if: your phone autocorrects window to Windows
I bet the internet would be like a whole 0.000001% faster if we replaced \r\n in headers with just \n
@eevee @jdiezlopez oh my gods
@mattblaze well, they claimed TPM module or whatever it is called, right? And private API. Maybe a jailbroken device could.
.@DrPizza crank theory: rebel within the NSA made it too obvious it was backdoored on purpose to be a warning
It sounds like the FBI makes a huge point of not asking *on the record* for backdoors http://t.co/np6jU123LK
So I kinda just woke up, and my throat hurts like the dickens. Is there anyone on my list near enough to go infect?
RT @djrbliss: vCard handling on Android is so bad that my mom just persistently DOS'd my messaging app with a default iOS vCard. Empty vCar…
@DrunkCyberczar this went a little dark for a parody account
@kivikakk @m1sp watt :O
RT @rgov: The security question choices on http://t.co/cQdCnQLhPe are "mother's maiden name," "city of birth," and "password."
@jesster_king and pay three times?
@mdowd well in that case you must concede I am PRETTY SOCIAL
@hellNbak_ I can’t see a thing on that picture, but yes
@mdowd sir are you implying that internet flirting does not COUNT
@alexwoolfson well… that’s hot
@harrytjohnson that's the Nintendo Store
@kyhwana I... may be drawing the male protagonists *cough*
@kyhwana yes it has gay dudes and lesbians and bi kids and even a token straight hookup
@kyhwana heheh I think you will like my novel <3
No I'm not drawing gay stuff! I am just practicing male anatomy. A buff guy and a skinny guy. A skinny, effeminate guy with cute glasses and
RT @blowdart: @0xabad1dea dance offs. Apple wins usually.
I'm not sure my town is ready for the intensity of having both an Apple Store and a Microsoft Store in one mall. Will there be gang fights?
@MADdashDAN311 there is a Microsoft store opening
@MADdashDAN311 Burlington MA on the 19th
RT @TheXbone: @0xabad1dea It's the bone that phones home! But not to the NSA. Promise.
@TheXbone oh no it's the bone :(
Windows 8 seems to have given me a giant "sports" icon I don't remember having #UIRage
@m1sp *public display of cuddling* mrrrf.
My chibi ancestor! http://t.co/XN7WhOUPUF
@Myriachan just autocorrect. I’m just on the prowl for one or two more beta readers
@Myriachan hey do you like   Adventure stories
RT @trevortimm: For years, NSA was conducting suspicionless searches to obtain the suspicion the FISA court required for searches https://t…
Yep that’s me, “Trivializing Serious International Problems with Dungeons and Dragons” Elliott. But you can call me Dragons
@BrandonTansey look again
Halfway into solving the encounter with swords, the bard remembers he has a diplomacy check he can roll. https://t.co/BdsmhDM145 good going
@snare indeed. I am, however, allergic to the brown food dye used in cheap chocolate.
@snare white chocolate is better than full chocolate
@thegrugq it’s still the tenth in America, you’re good.
RT @attractr: Behold the INFORMATION DOMINANCE CENTER http://t.co/Ealp0IJHsB (it doesn't disappoint) #cybercommand
RT @a_greenberg: NSA Secretly Admitted Illegally Tracking Thousands Of 'Alert List' Phone Numbers For Years http://t.co/PUVUJdIX2I
@aeleruil he exhibited his sanguine humor
@nickdepetrillo I’M TRYING
@dangoodin001 what is the practical distinction? Other than there being blood involved in removing a thumb but not a token.
# 377578798965088256
@m1sp she pretty much is
@sneakin if you are implying she has a large frame, this is true and she is not insulted by truth.
@m1sp lol I drew Tsovinar in ridiculous western clothes. PANTS. What is this outrage
@chriseng that might be prone to… FPs *badmpssh*
Character art drawn waiting for my husband to buy clothes http://t.co/g17CkP6THH
@m1sp gee you hang out with some strange people :)
There’s another Melissa in line at the coffee shop. But can I teach these people to spell 0xabad1dea?
@kivikakk PS I decided a scene near the end with Eodar and Helian (you'll know it) needs to be rewritten entirely
@kivikakk I changed one of them to contempt :)
@kivikakk it is
@Myriachan seriously considering it, as it comes with full Office, right? And IS there a good jailbreak, I don't even know
Surface RT is gonna be $250 for one day at my mall - the price I thought it should have been all along
@m1sp I'm pretty sure the Think Of The Children Police would love to condemn my story as Pernicious in Every Way :D
@dan_crowley I am the Softest Criminal. My street name is Marshmellow Feather Duster
@ELLIOTTCABLE well I can give you a copy of it right now if you let me tell you which scene I think needs to be completely redone
@elad3 I used Lulu for the test run and my BFF in Australia got their copy quickly
@elad3 yes but I can't make that one $3 lol
@ELLIOTTCABLE no it is artisanal hand typed
@ELLIOTTCABLE also after I posted that on tumblr I remembered one of the teens is actually *gasp* straight.
@ELLIOTTCABLE there is not even anything gay on that page!
@ELLIOTTCABLE what whyyyyy
@ELLIOTTCABLE what whyyyy
@ErrataRob and this story is LONG, it will end when Barsamin is like forty.
@ErrataRob I'm self publishing all the way but there will be printed version available through lulu :) I have one it's nice
@ErrataRob the overall story started in Glory in the Thunder began to take shape about six years ago
@ErrataRob it's a tricky question. I've been trying to finish ANY of my stories since 13
@ELLIOTTCABLE http://t.co/S0tivgSF5Z
@ELLIOTTCABLE I have a printed and bound 400-page test run of the manuscript in my hands RIGHT NOW.
After rereading again, I think only one scene needs to be completely redone. Then I need my cover art and I can dump my life's work on you!
@michabailey @chronic that doesn't really answer the question. If fingerprints are used then fingerprints are used whether 1 or 2 factor.
@torvos well I said to send a Linux version to @m1sp who may or may not know XD
@torvos exactly.
@m1sp am I being too pessimistic? :p http://t.co/fGPhc4D73T
RT @dildog: @dakami "In case of Emergency False Positive, Revoke Breaking Glass"
RT @arstechnica: University apologizes for censoring crypto prof over anti-NSA post http://t.co/XIOjslwQG4 by @natexanderson
(My issue is that in my notoriously hummmble opinion I should be getting download links for each supported operating system)
Dear kickstarted game: "Choose which platform you want your copy for: Windows/Linux/OSX" No. Bad.
You know you've been RT'd by @chronic when all your replies to a comment about proof in court are suddenly about buying weed :p
@boldComicSans with a PIN it’s pretty plausible that, say, your rebellious kid figured it out
@boldComicSans anything illegal you could do from a phone — pirate a movie, send a death threat, order drugs
@MrToph sorry, closed API, gotta wait for the jailbreak.
@ErrataRob which is of course *totally different* from Afrikaans.
@ErrataRob I *can* spell it, but if I tried, then people could call me out on any grammar errors! So it’s Fake Dutch.
@dangoodin001 aside from “how can it be fooled by experienced criminals” I am worried about legal snares https://t.co/ha4v4xIMFZ
@ErrataRob (you may have noticed that the language the doctor spoke near the end of the draft was actually Dutch As Spelled By Abadidea)
@ErrataRob @thegrugq Utrecht.
@thegrugq @ErrataRob some of us spawned inside the zone though (come to think… I actually didn’t!)
@ErrataRob no, I actually don’t think so. IMO it’s an “obvious” feature which happens to have its uses to them too
@rik_ferguson @ioerror maybe? I don’t think all of those ever made and actually used together will equal the number about to deploy
(I’m thinking as opposed to being able to say “my KID pirated that, sorry, after she watched over my shoulder and stole my PIN”)
@vogon *checks ram* no I think I care at least a little (do not say PAE. Do not say PAE)
Question: if you use fingerprint authentication, and your phone does something illegal, is that considered proof to a court YOU did it
@ioerror I don’t mind fingerprint as *opt-in* behavior but we have a serious lack of precedent I think. Can it be compelled etc
@DrPizza two kinds of Apple customers. One wants Apple and will take what they can afford. The other wants the BEST no mater what.
@Mordicant it’s my burner pin
@lrigknat @asteingruebl yeah but I don’t have the live stream and I’m not certain they said anything either way
@kaepora not really. It just has to be on par with a decent android for kid to convince mom.
@DrPizza well I know who Elvis is. And I have heard of Abbott and Costello. Am I warm?
@garywhitta @DrPizza it does something for me — big shiny beacon of who to avoid. Fake gold, really, REALLY.
RT @peterhoneyman: Here is Johns Hopkins Interim Dean of Engineering Andrew Douglas’s #apology to @matthew_d_green https://t.co/iYlTRslhFS
@i0n1c not mine — I think — but I’m not positive.
@chead it is my opinion that “something you have” is inferior to “something you know” as a single provider of authentication
@chead sure, but that’s not all I’m worried about.
Okay question. Can I have both the fingerprint AND the pin? 1-2-3-4 press home. This would be ideal.
@spacerog they’re insisting it’s on device only (which isn’t proof, but it’s stronger than NOT insisting that)
RT @matthew_d_green: I just received a very kind formal apology from the Interim Dean of JHU Whiting School of Engineering.
RT @tapbot_paul: What are the 5th amendment ramifications of fingerprint passwords? Can you be forced to touch id unlock?
Oh hey email preview crash in Outlook possible RCE http://t.co/rswuWrDxaq
@chort0 @i0n1c if it doesn’t I bet it will soon @bSr43
@chriseng but then my witty sarcasm would have missed the window of opportunity
@kovnsk how many multi gigabyte files do I even have on a 16GB SSD :<
On the other hand I could probably be quite happy with 4GB RAM on an iPad as having just the one is its main problem.
If I am going to have a 64-bit phone it had BETTER come with > 4GB ram I can’t actually think of a use for
@zenalbatross be a little fair, there are political beat reporters and tech beat reporters. One doesn’t go to phone shows
RT @DanAmira: This is the most hilarious, passive-aggressive lunch date I've ever seen http://t.co/XYeW8wKVdV
@b_cran it’s red, but it looks kinda pink in one of the photos, due to the projector I guess
@F706L3665 the target market is children and teens, so, nothing
No pink or orange Plastic iPhone? No sale. It’s almost like I wasn’t even their target market :(
@itsdapoleece it’s the same board as the mini, really
My faith in liveblogging journalism is shattered! http://t.co/DUpbsyKlJt
@tapbot_paul well maybe Facebook shouldn’t have gotten all uppity and shipped its own phone !
RT @macusermagazine: “Porn” blocking? EE’s compulsory default mobile content filter is blacklisting http://t.co/oEPiXvT7pf: consumer info o…
RT @Viss: guize, srsly. guize, stahp. http://t.co/iZmvrRILRV
Whatever you do, don’t say anything important you actually want people to read for the next *checks Apple iPhone* three hours or so
RT @jeremiahg: Many who use ad blocking software aren't necessarily anti-advertising, but more pro security and privacy. Web-based ads are …
@DrPizza but but   World peace :(
RT @matthewbaldwin: My local community center was built with the Diablo level editor. http://t.co/R2rEkX6Sxq
New coworker seems charmed by how freely we discuss doing illegal things at Defcon. By which I mean he’s convinced I’m a hardened criminal!
@MrXors Defcon
Oh my gods my coworkers are making me watch the video help
RT @MicroSFF: "Maybe," I wrote, "internet's been self-aware for years, but doesn't dare tell us because we'd freak out?" Post. - Fail Paste…
If you don’t get it then either don’t worry about it (wise) or get aboard the meme boat (what does the fox say)
This is my husband’s idea of absolutely hilarious twitter gold. I think he shouldn’t quit his day job https://t.co/CvSHWqG0aQ
What is the appropriate reaction to hearing an abusive parent is pregnant again? Can I throw something into the sun
@nasko gods. I don’t even know. Just google NSA.
RT @JLLLOW: New Snowden Documents Show NSA Deemed Google Networks a "Target" | good summary v @rj_gallagher on industrial spying http://t.c…
RT @matthew_d_green: A last note on the NSA and why I think this is worth blogging about: http://t.co/2sZS8C9Klk
RT @jzaddach: MIPS linux routers apparently use a dummy get_cycles() implementation that weakens randomness ... https://t.co/BE2bzNoCtL
@bbfreak I prefer the e4000
@bbfreak I have those too. They are generic, go steal some from your grandparents’ TV
@WesleyFlake yes. And it’s not “because” of any one neatly identifiable cause one can blame.
@bbfreak I used the one that came in the box
RT @Popehat: I #standwithpax because it's mean and hurtful to criticize him when he talks about how oversensitive women are.
RT @csoghoian: Can a tech-focused, in-depth news site please partner with @ggreenwald? The security community shouldn't have to beg for scr…
@m1sp LOL I knew if I reread enough times I would find another slip up on the “thou” thing. Gotcha!
@noirinp @jerenkrantz @timbray I’d expect the tone of sales sexism to be very different: ie demanding workers look “prettier”. This so?
@vogon it’s at least the same core compiler right
@vogon oh my gods.
@vogon jay-z it must be windows itself
@grey_area @wilkieii @lindseybieda @hypatiadotca @noirinp sort of. It still really helps if you’re looking for your first Real Job
@vogon I’m way more concerned about that handle count wat r u doin
@vogon and that is something a man can take pride in
@noirinp @hypatiadotca which is? The priest industry?
RT @alex_gaynor: https://t.co/MvU1namULX :(
RT @maira: "This painting is not available in your country." // new artwork for the @EFF office. http://t.co/ewGjnqOHil
@DrPizza BTW I noticed you had too much America and left. What was the final straw?
I mean 90% of you are guys in the opinion of Twitter Analytics, not that 90% of you are cool. Wonder how accurate it is actually
@demize95 I have no idea what your gender is because the cute anime avatar set seems to be about 40/40/20 m/f/n
Times like this I gotta remember: most of you, my 90% male followers, are actually pretty cool (that is Twitter Analytics’ actual figure)
@vogon no. I’ve seen twitter tonight. You’re really not.
@paxdickinson @frkbmb block me harder
@paxdickinson @kivikakk I’m so glad our internet had so many shining examples of good, compassionate, and wise human beings
@eevee I continue to be fascinated by how the php team consistently lives up to my expectations of being the worst possible open source team
@eevee it seems to be “aside from all the points it raised, I didn’t like it” and then writes a similar article
@kivikakk ever just wanna retweet something out of context
# 377199077894938624
EMET is a godsend for anyone who can actually figure out how to use it. For the rest of us, enjoy your DLL-induced tears
@a_z_e_t @dangoodin001 imagine the low-level mole cracking the senior engineer’s new keys on their shared development shell server
@a_z_e_t @dangoodin001 all in all shared non-virtualized servers in a school, corp, gov etc would be an easier playing field for this
@a_z_e_t @dangoodin001 and sooner or later you’d probably get a slot on the right box when someone spins down a VM. but of luck though.
@a_z_e_t @dangoodin001 if you are an APT, and have an oracle for if it’s the right box, you could just buy in a loop
@a_z_e_t @dangoodin001 why not just… buy one
@4Dgifts @gsuberland no, my advice is DROPBOX needs to FIX it and end users shouldn’t ever need to hear or care
@0x90NOP @dangoodin001 @a_z_e_t well that’s good though I doubt the patch penetration has been high so far
@4Dgifts @gsuberland hey you know what ISN’T advice you can give to the average home and small business user?  “Use EMET”
@demize95 @gsuberland having any amount of no ASLR in a process is bad and it’s getting into Firefox
@dangoodin001 if the summary is accurate that’s very bad for users of virtualized shared hosting
Dropbox DLL has no ASLR and injects all over the place http://t.co/LIwaRlGtQk by @gsuberland
RT @dangoodin001: Cryptographers: how practical is this side channel attack for extracting GPG keys? Should users be concerned? http://t.co…
@chriseng @ErrataRob we know that, whoever panicked about Dr. Green’s post apparently did not.
@eevee I think we need some sort of “Client side. Server side. What you need to know” public health brochure
@DrPizza I’ve got some unopened floppies I can sell you…
RT @pusscat: @donicer but if you ignore that you're offensive when really you have all the privilege in the world the word we use for you i…
@kaepora doesn’t it repeatedly say it was done without cooperation? Unless you mean the bit where it’s “not for them” to comment
RT @mattytalks: It's pretty weird that a guy who would murder a teenager might also threaten his wife. I guess you really never know someone
@ra6bit @matthew_d_green no. Only in the context of merchandise or implying endorsement or relation.
However SOMEONE is doing a good job swinging that law around to make people hesitant to use this logo in any context http://t.co/YGFcFvjjYL
@lorenzoFB yes. But there IS a law covering that logo specifically.
Or for commercial gain. Obviously.
I honestly don’t see how @matthew_d_green’s post could be construed to be breaking the law of using the NSA logo to imply endorsement
@matthew_d_green common sense, academic freedom, and young firebrands are on your side :)
Check @matthew_d_green timeline of about an hour before this tweet, I shouldn't retweet all that.
We built this city on best-effort transport mechanisms which presume participating nodes to be voluntarily cooperative
RT @tyndyll: First they came for the Linux users, and I didn't speak, because I couldn't get my audio drivers to work with 3.0.46 #nsa
@_larry0 no, some cloud providers etc.
.@ezchili Twitter Mobile thinks it’s okay to turn back on settings you have turned off during updates.
@bmirvine ^_^
@kevinlange do you mind if I call them out of this without your name (if someone tracks my tweets backwards they could see this)
@kevinlange @Pebble oh geez I didn’t even notice that. Wow. Not cool.
Or maybe someone was trying to make sure all us paranoid nutters save a copy ;)
RT @brynosaurus: Phil Rogaway: "I herein condemn and assert my repugnance of the USA’s mass-surveillance programs".   http://t.co/XiKjvZd6Ww
I don’t want to have a country where a university is scared to host this article by their own professor http://t.co/ph8L94Kife
@thegrugq also it sounds like the dean *was* put up to it
@thegrugq I did in my head but I am too busy raging already
RT @matthew_d_green: The post is still up on Blogger, but a local University mirror of my blog was shut down. And no, this isn't my Dean's …
RT @thegrugq: @matthew_d_green so who put him up to it?
Rehost the planet RT @matthew_d_green request from my Dean asking me to remove all copies of my NSA blog post from University servers
@adamcaudill exactly. But this is like the third time. Whoever makes these initial decisions needs a good talk
@matthew_d_green the HELL.
RT @matthew_d_green: I received a request from my Dean this morning asking me to remove all copies of my NSA blog post from University serv…
Guess whose husband won’t read my manuscript? He’ll only look over my shoulder and start reading a battle scene in a porn voice
@thegrugq @i0n1c neither of my Macs has a drive slot now. But the 2010 model, and the 2006, and the ones at school…,
@i0n1c every Mac I have ever used had the drive mechanism fail in under a year. :|
Microsoft sure has gotten into the habit of obviously unpopular announcement — sudden complete backtrack http://t.co/Eowp2QLfW5
RT @m1sp: I made a Skyrim mod! Papyrus is a surprisingly nice language once you get past the editor UX. http://t.co/nWeql8gdJu
@bl4sty right, it represents millennia of abuse from our cartoon oppressors. I’ve got cel-shaded privilege
@RenaKunisaki did you just trick me into establishing a homestuck 2uirk? :|
@RenaKunisaki I’m 2uite positive
@bl4sty thank you for using sexualized language to dismiss concerns of sexualized culture, you are helping
When your font (IM Fell Great Primer) has a Q this awesome you start looking for ex-Q-ses http://t.co/WbfO8xCmRf
@_r04ch_ https://t.co/1LrFqPxmXu should work
RT @mattst0rey: They also appear to have tried to bypass the boot/disk encryption with several password guesses..
RT @mattst0rey: So it appears the USA TSA has opened my case from my recent trip, booted my laptop, and then left it running for x number h…
@janiczek it is an old fashioned printing press font so yes. The descenders are not very adventurous
@qole @chead @vogon error: you have died of dysentery
@ReinH gay teenagers causing political and religious problems on a magical version of the Silk Road.
@ReinH my novel
@RSWestmoreland not yet! I am still editing it ;(
@FrederickGeek8 I have a few. You can plug in generic bunny ears from Radio Shack if you get a PAL female adapter.
@The1TrueSean when have I seen you stone cold sober?
@The1TrueSean that explains why you haven’t died of shame yes
@vogon you cannot judge me
Disliking programmers is prejudice against a protected class()
@m1sp I’m pretty sure you reread the whole thing again so be more brutally honest
@ErrataRob because I’m a programmer?! Sir that is prejudice against a protected class() extending engineer
@thegrugq @ra6bit @HackerHuntress Korean.
@The1TrueSean effect*, sheriff
My beta readers are all fired for not telling me I used the same adjective twice in one paragraph like an unlettered serf
@paradroid001 it will be self published soon <3 with no DRM option for ebook
@paradroid001 I finished my first novel (sans final editing)
@thegrugq @chriseng retweeted, be precise.
@chriseng @thegrugq FYI I’m totally not posting bail if you call me after the cops decided you were having too much fun at the playground
RT @chead: @vogon @0xabad1dea thanks dad http://t.co/fqnRKHOm49
@The1TrueSean precisely
@chriseng @thegrugq where did you source your tempestuous teacup filter
@The1TrueSean Your Grace*
@chead @vogon don’t copy that floppy. Keep that floppy floppy
@The1TrueSean breathe*, Mr. President
@passetc @vogon ask the year 1995. https://t.co/ee69ssKhoe
@patrickwonders IM Fell Great Primer
@aeleruil CHARGE YOUR PHONE
@kaepora I have read it multiple times and trust me: read this version. http://t.co/bRgY58Tmnv
@Kufat o/
RT @vogon: @0xabad1dea screenshot: http://t.co/eBagrrJCwA
@vogon you
RT @vogon: @0xabad1dea "you are about to embark on an adventure", the chrome extension (intercepts the new tab page): https://t.co/0yRSA0Ee…
@nickm_tor check out its sister poem Alte Clamat Epicurus :)
@thegrugq don’t make us revoke your smartphone privileges, old man
@donicer nah that’s what I am to *everyone*
Uh oh. @thegrugq has finally learned how to use emoji 😐
@donicer no actually I have no idea who did it. And I care because it’s yet another reminder of what *I* am to some people.
@washiiko it is an adventure on a vaguely steampunk version of the Silk Road
@washiiko hmm come to think I guess I haven’t seen you on twitter recently! So I guess you missed all my excitement of finishing
RT @rockets: lol did the people behind titstare buy a bunch of tweets or something http://t.co/EsnS3p2iLA
# 376855971005739008
@washiiko yes
Aw yeah got a test printout of my book. http://t.co/GJXPVcslxG
@VackerSimon roughly 110 MHz
@m1sp An effective disguise! http://t.co/iE0ffJQ8lZ is this just all a plot to get characters in outfits
@thegrugq I'm imagining you're at a terminal and can't actually see it render. In which case you owe me for not pasting the bomb emoji
@thegrugq ⬇
@thegrugq ➡
RT @vogon: @0xabad1dea whenever I connect to the internet I want a dlg to pop up saying "you are about to embark on an adventure that spans…
@thegrugq yep. It's brown
@AwfulHorse me either. A lot of floppies apparently
@hdmoore \o/ I am seeding chaos
OS/2 Warp comes with a doozy of a disclaimer http://t.co/nihMKnuyGe
Mission success! I have taken their innovative products http://t.co/u2931X6tp9
@aantonop yes
@zedshaw do you have flash on? Flash took a sudden performance nosedive recently wrt freezeups and stuff
Reporting back: IBM is as boring as I thought, and they have a road called Innovation Way.
@thezeist I don’t even need to click that. Yes, yes it is :(
@hellNbak_ ie go drive for sport if you want but please please please let the robots solve needless mass casualties :(
@hellNbak_ I don’t understand why the heck anyone thinks human beings manually steering huge machines going fast is not the apex of dumb
@a_greenberg aw man don’t phone up IBM security and blow my cover
RT @a_greenberg: @0xabad1dea I have a feeling this tweet is bad opsec
I’m infiltrating IBM headquarters! Why? Meh, who needs a reason, spycraft is fun
@sergeybratus http://t.co/L6W6mwhy4d
Der Spiegel says they will have a full length article tomorrow… I’m hoping they’ll be more direct than the others and just go for it.
RT @matthew_d_green: .@F706L3665 @pbarreto The first step is to tear apart every standard we don't have a proof for, and decide if we can j…
@bbfreak nope. On OSX I use GQRX
@bbfreak heheh all of them. On stage? That was an Acer W700 tablet running Windows 8. Usually? A MacBook Air
RT @dildog: You can get rich and famous and important, but you'll always eventually be reduced to cleaning malware off the in-law's compute…
@pwpslade @codeferret_ I am cuddling with a cat RIGHT NOW
@dan_crowley @jack_daniel nah need some baby powder for color
I am convinced I literally *need* a cat, for mental health reasons. Tell @codeferret_
RT @_snagg: A formally verified browser, I'd be curious to see how it fares in real life: http://t.co/N5q6mTdXWX
@maxtch that’s kind of a vague question! TrueCrypt is better suited to protecting large amounts of files in a practical fashion
On the redacted trickle of NSA docs RT @marshray This is like having parents who only let you eat one piece of Halloween candy each day
RT @trevortimm: New Snowden docs show NSA can access user data from all major cell phones—including iPhone, BlackBerry, and Android http://…
RT @zarawesome: architect of death-ray building blames sun for being too hot and in the wrong place http://t.co/V1pBjhVAsX
@elcuco2 um, no, it’s not a bad analogy at all. Stay far away from me.
@JackLScanlan get better flies
RT @WeldPond: John Gilmore speculation on "BULLRUN" and standards committees he was on.  http://t.co/nV1Rs4savG”
Also being walked in on while taking an iPad selfie of a fake beard is ranking pretty high on awkward moments
Really though my intent is to join @travisgoodspeed and @moxie as being recognizable by hair alone. The Poof of Tangly Doom.
I have been informed to make heavier use of rubber bands when appearing in fleshly form. Is this how this works http://t.co/WaTnc2pR1Z
RT @MGS_Quiet: Mr Kojima explained to me that trousers on women just isn't possible with current gen hardware but said it may be possible f…
@DynamicWebPaige the most productive times of my life are Saturday nights.
@The1TrueSean @codeferret_ you take care of him or I will have your head from your neck
@0xcharlie someone has already reversed it iirc. The save files are in the figures
RT @csoghoian: "I'm glad the media didn't name the specific technologies and algorithms that NSA has broken or backdoored" - said no securi…
@ChaosDatumz make sure to test before you rely on one ! It took a lot more tinfoil than I had supposed to kill 3G on my phone
@ChaosDatumz if your grocery store has those big ol’ foil bags they might work (mine doesn’t seem to stock any)
RT @BrendanAdkins: Now go ahead. Tell me again why women on the Internet need thicker skin.
RT @BrendanAdkins: I haven’t seen a single negative tweet or email. No threats, no hate, not even an attempt to argue. Not one.
RT @BrendanAdkins: So @twoscooters and I were both widely cited for being upset with Penny Arcade. She’s since received thousands of rape a…
@i0n1c @thegrugq well that explains what happened to me!
@ChaosDatumz if you mean brand, not particularly, but don’t pay a lot of money for one.
@0xmchow @TheDukeZip maybe they’re going alphabetically by handle? I always win that one ;)
@kernel_pan1c sure, link shouldn’t change :)
@thegrugq oh... No, I'm worried about the sorts of comments no one would ever make about you ;)
If someone posts one of "those" comments to YouTube do me a huge favor and DON'T tell me :(
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@blaufish_ if you see me with a waterfall display and you don't stop me it's your own dang fault ;)
So when do I get my check from the SDR manufacturers' lobby
@blaufish_ my voice goes multiple octaves higher depending on social context
@wimremes @sergeybratus I follow like six trillion of them which I am pretty sure is all of them
RT @TweetsofOld: The typing record is ninety-seven words per minute. Now if only a typewriter could be educated to spell correctly. MI1888
@kaepora has improved 400% for people with brand new high-end phones*
This is the kind of unnecessary bitterness towards simple joy I can get behind http://t.co/9iEythgi7C
Apparently my talk is up, I can’t bear to watch it and kick myself over every tiny stutter and awkward turn of phrase http://t.co/InMaDihQPG
Wait if every Australian on twitter is unhappy then who exactly voted for whoever won
@McCarron @jjarmoc finally! But you do know about http://t.co/TulNC6sC9O right ;)
@m1sp it’s not necessarily a bad thing it’s just… well clearly something in my head is installed at a different angle
@kernel_pan1c this should work https://t.co/1LrFqPxmXu
@m1sp the part about being… disconnected.
@m1sp doesn’t it. But I mean looking at how I actually described her thought process that’s uh kinda too much like me
I probably shouldn’t psychoanalyze myself but apparently my brain is some kind of alien artifact almost but not quite compatible
@m1sp also, no context, I realized I am actually exactly like Erasmin
@m1sp hmm so he does ! He is _emphatic_ Mispy
@m1sp oh gods what did I do
@Wrathematician @m1sp therefore you must
@geekable @Packetknife https://t.co/AstyHuIgOj
@Jennimason0990 @chead yeah no sorry it’s probably actually true :(
I’m pretty sure our stuff flags 1024-bit keys as a flaw - and we find them often… http://t.co/vTvgMSbJSp
(So I’m expecting the next doc to be about time traveling aliens, obviously)
Incidentally everything said about the NSA recently I have heard before but I also heard about aliens and time travel. So…
In this RT: I advocate slightly less violence than @Packetknife or at least my PR people say I do
RT @Packetknife: Next time someone says "We already knew that" about a NSA revelation - throatpunch & waterboard them until they tell you W…
@mdowd but @spacerog totally took a wrong turn and ended up at their office once
@JackLScanlan what’d ya do Jack
@yolocrypto yolo my brolo
@m1sp it's hard to take pictures on a train http://t.co/VuQfzkemDH
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Native New Yorkers can smell your fear, I am certain of it
@justintroutman @marshray @matthew_d_green oh are we playing thread necromancer ;)
@ameaijou a weak one, for I am already on an outbound train
A policewoman flagged down our bus from the sidewalk... to high five the driver and leave
@m1sp and that means NO scarves, NO boots, and for gods sakes NO SWORDS!
@m1sp lol way too skinny! Rather trying to leave the country without Fluens hearing about it
@m1sp btw I drew Ismyrn in a dress and she hates me now. It’s  plot relevant too!
@m1sp I got on a bus with some weirdo named @kufat
I wasn’t paying attention for a few hours and now I’m in New York City. Yuck.
@ErrataRob @sambowne @0xcharlie COMCAST DOWN CONTINENTALLY - SEND COMPLAINTS TO ROBERT GRAHAM
@thegrugq @0xcharlie St. Louis, MinnesOta, it’s code
@alex_gaynor @glyph my favorite kind of programmer  To murder
@blowdart @0xcharlie it’s okay. I already know he lives in Minnesota, so ISP choices are limited
@0xcharlie Comcast? Seen a few say so now I think
@Packetknife and some of us are in love with them as a concept
RT @hdmoore: GitHub has no confidence in my ability to code: "Great repository names are short and memorable. Need inspiration? How about g…
@ezchili it could be the refresh rate. Or maybe the colors are leaning too blue and it wakes you up too much
@marshray @ioerror it’s true. A huge number of these workers would live in Prince William County; I did
@ioerror IMO it’s not “the NSA” but a problem inherent to gov using the net as we know it, preaching to the choir but http://t.co/ROwiraCKeQ
RT @DeusJes: Why can't a spambot ever be like "Hey, keep up the great work! You are awesome and appreciated!"?
Wow this description of php-internals is pretty much exactly what I assumed just from looking at the product. http://t.co/wmoPG0IRPh
@marshray @ErrataRob the heck did you do
@LiangNuren I haven’t, but viruses are often given very arbitrary names by whoever finds it first, if they don’t come with a clear name
@Viss wow it’s not dead yet?
@LiangNuren yeah
@FinalBullet I sent you an email from on a bus and I’m not 100% sure it went through
@ShadowTodd neither holy nor roman, bro
RT @julianor: Thomas Pornin did it again! http://t.co/6gxzXjN15T how to backdoor /etc/ssh/moduli
@kaepora yes, because 10 years ago it would have been SVN ;)
@mattblaze let’s all use SEED algorithm. I trust South Korea!
RT @RandomStep: @0xabad1dea better: you don't get to set up cameras outside them and record everything for future reference.
@mattblaze my instinct is implementation. That’s what would make it so fragile.
@thegza10304 @llaurs grats!
@SteveD3 I’m on a bus but you can send melissa . b . elliott at gmail if you want
I am so sick of the “ohh you use the internet so you have no right to privacy” argument. Yeah my house has windows but you shouldn’t look in
@thegrugq so either my young memories are corrupt or the tiers of the overpass used to go higher
@thegrugq actually I do remember the old system in exactly one way: looking DOWN on the sand and gravel mixer
@thegrugq "finished" sure sure...
A fear I just found out I had: an elevator with a mechanical bell #rickety
Times Android Maps has crashed while navigating Boston: all of them
Sometimes I feel like I am drowning beneath the weight of all the problems I know about but can't actually solve
@thegrugq @chriseng um yeah that was my point
@thegrugq @chriseng but really- who can deny that IF standards and codebases were deliberately flawed- others can exploit them too?
@thegrugq @chriseng he's only my boss when it's convenient
@thegrugq but that doesn't really absolve my heart of the burden of "ugh, everything is terrible and it's too complicated to explain"
@thegrugq I did go out of my way to say "this will protect you from laptop thieves and snooping housemates, but not necessarily governments"
@chriseng your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to not make the rooting out and repression of dissenting thought even easier
@jesster_king right, let me tell all the readers of Wired to roll their own damn crypto algorithms and shoot and hang themselves too.
It's really hard to write an advice column for how to encrypt your files when your subconscious is screaming "WHAT IF IT'S BACKDOORED"
RT @mattblaze: If Snowden wasn't read in to BULLRUN but had access to docs, that suggests even more serious weaknesses in NSA security.
@homakov that uh, is a bit awkward, yes.
@WeldPond well that’s kind of it, isn’t it? They’d have to be daft to not build in an excuse.
I swear, some problems with text just cannot be seen until after they are published on a blog. *tweak*
@Packetknife But if you are wondering where the older characters find their endless wells of philosophical outrage -- well -- here it is.
@Packetknife incidentally I have a growing discontent with the last few chapters, they need work, but the basic structure will not change.
@Packetknife I am a character in a novel with a convoluted plot, and I do not yet know the ending. I hope it isn't the sort that I write.
Finally gathered the greater part of my thoughts together: Anger Against Surveillance. http://t.co/v2zLlQVQbk
@_____C it’s Schneier; his audience is the people in the government as much as it is people like me.
RT @thegrugq: Terrible typography in these declassified docs. Can't NSA hire some designers to fix this? http://t.co/iPqSfHRjJK
RT @Webwereld: #Android #Kitkat maakt heel wat los bij kleine kinderen. https://t.co/CJqm172vrH #comic #strip
@ZadowSapherelis @m1sp yay!
@kivikakk oh my goodness well please mind the last few chapters need some editing still!
@chort0 well, no, I do not think he is sane, but that is a different problem from if he has some good points ;)
RT @matthew_d_green: New blog: My (tiny) brush with the biggest crypto story of the year. And lots of random speculation. http://t.co/BDVKo…
@m1sp <3 I need the artwork afore I can fiddle ~
@matthew_d_green I’m not under the impression Silent Circle has anywhere enough traffic to be Major.
@chriseng @grey_area I’m saying, idiocy and ignorance are NP-hard, but among people who write standards MD5 is in fact pretty deprecated
@chriseng @grey_area you could literally put out a presidential emergency notice to stop using an algo and SOMEONE will still ship
@grey_area @chriseng everybody who’s actually qualified to be making these decisions at least
@chriseng yes actually
@SecurePessimist if you're serious I am very honored!, but I do not think I am in a position to be going to California right now? :(
I stop and reevaluate the four paragraphs I have just written into a tumblr text editor. My gods, I am self-righteous. Oh well. It's tumblr!
@r3d4ct3d it is going to be a Thing! I need to substantially edit the last few chapters and get some artwork I commissioned.
@demize95 ahhhhh two t's ttwo tt's ;-;
Hipster Best Friend had a printout of my manuscript even before I did... https://t.co/Rhq2NgW3vT
@m1sp is that a metric Joltik or imperial
@m1sp OH MY GODS YOU GOT YOURS FIRST turn it on the side so I can see how thick it iiiiiiiis
Time to tap into the source of my power and transmute anger and frustration into tumblr posts that get like seventeen whole likes
RT @drainmice: Well, we are Mozilla, so I figured this needed to be made consistent with Firefox UX http://t.co/1W04Crm7IW
@ELLIOTTCABLE none of that genderized language !
@m1sp oh no you’re encouraging me ;(
@ELLIOTTCABLE @m1sp this is true blue friend zone love, I think.
@m1sp I want to topple the oppressor or something but really that just means write an angry blog post
@m1sp I need a hug
RT @zenalbatross: "Complete enabling for [redacted] encryption chips used in Virtual Private Networks and Web encryption devices." http://t…
@marshray @matthew_d_green is there some sort of super hero team of cryptographers I can be a junior member of
@alex_gaynor @eevee personally I don’t get it. Like is this a wedding? Speak up in 1993 against NSA or forever hold your peace?
@alex_gaynor @eevee this is an extremely common trend among people who… worked in/for government. “Well duh!”
“The NSA’s actions are legitimizing the internet abuses by China, Russia, Iran and others.” Damn right.
@Atheist_Dan02 @0x17h gods damnit 17! Stop trolling innocent atheists
RT @osxreverser: With all these capabilities why did they took so long to find out that general cheating his wife? ;-)
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@ShadowTodd I’m… pretty sure he actually has a pretty big fandom among young ladies.
@flamsmark @puellavulnerata I would say yes because they *interact* and the whole story is their relationship whether or not there are words
RT @DrPizza: If algorithms and implementations that people actually use are insecure then that information should be published.
@Tomi_Tapio first caller: woman says: “farms”
@Tomi_Tapio question: “There were once over a hundred of these in America. Now there are four. What are they?”:
@Tomi_Tapio that reminds me of the most “American” thing I ever heard spoken, on a local radio show —
RT @thegrugq: "Five weird tips to NSA proof your life - the SIGINT community hates them!"
@bistromath I basically heard it when I was like twelve
@Jennimason0990 that’s the question ! :( dumb meanie NSA
Yes we were all already speculating SSL was broken since forever but with a little more oomph this time
Wait so I turn my back for a few hours and suddenly everyone is speculating SSL is broken? GDI
RT @thegrugq: “@matthew_d_green: Still feel confident in OpenSSL?” < has anyone ever felt confident in OpenSSL?
@SteveD3 I’m not even sure what happened I was working on something and what
I figured out how laptop manufacturers will stay in business: it is easier to buy family members a new one than deal with them…
RT @Viss: http://t.co/frxO4hp5Qv .. holy shit! Can.. can i.. take.. some credit for that? I'd love to be able to say I made a difference. #…
@vogon NO, *VOGON*, I am being quite literal
@vogon you are such a disproportionately heavy favoriter that you pretty much have direct control of my Discover tab
@m1sp btw I uploaded all my newer source material photos into my old gallery http://t.co/IE65PmvMDr now with like 900% more birds
@m1sp http://t.co/uTxkoIUgiH ^_^
@donicer I just think, if it were being used for intelligence, they've already screwed up and it will be too noticeable when it's active
@donicer but they're noticeably not-particularly-active. They should all be hitting up random popular websites or something
@m1sp well how else am I supposed to brutally mock their points without mercy if I didn't take the time to read carefully first
@misuzulive why am I even bothering to be surprised
@thegrugq conveniently, there is both a bank and a liquor store across the street
@SurprisingEdge it boils down to getting the meaning of some booleans in setting cookie options wrong.
I just distinctly heard someone outside my house say “remind me to rob a bank later.” Hear something say something on twitter!
Yes I know I retweeted cwgabriel but I’m a “at least hear their side” type generally
RT @cwgabriel: Been working on this post for a couple days: http://t.co/u5uMwyKKLN
@misuzulive is that  Fan art of your car
@donicer it’s a little too obvious for that I think. You don’t need hundreds of thousands of noticeable nodes…
@name_too_long I don't! But no-one is going to try.
Reasons I don't get to be customer-facing, episode 317: urge to glue the documentation (of THEIR code) they didn't read to their faces
Today I resent: poorly-named Java library functions confusing programmers into thinking they did the security thing right. They didn't.
I'm glad @gmail decides to non-deterministically load or not load the tracking number widget in the exact same email #UIRage
@Kim_Bruning @blazingcrimson honestly it doesn't surprise me when people block me because I can accidentally bring too many people in
@Kim_Bruning @blazingcrimson could be for anything, we're not exactly ideologically aligned
@Kim_Bruning @blazingcrimson if you mean 20Committee, he blocked me and that just makes everything on twitter awkward
@jemgillam wow at least I'm not allergic to that. To some other weird random stuff, but not latex :(
@thijs one that is such a thin font it all but vanishes at twitter avatar size. And is beveled serif. Like it's a gorram bank.
Paypal sent me an email titled "Congratulations!" and doesn't really say what I'm being congratulated for. Am I the new CEO of something?
@jemgillam the guild of people who do not react as intended to having their messed-up organs messed up in the other direction!
@StrThry I have extremely long ones. So yes, probably.
@jemgillam now imagine that you were given contraceptives for having excessive periods... and it turns out you're allergic
@iiadamogrady oh yeah I know and I often exploit this >:)
Guys who like to say "it must be her period": you have a 1/4 chance of being incidentally right. And a 4/4 chance of being incredibly rude.
@blazingcrimson which I interpret as a symptom of having worked with a focus on Russia and developed tunnel vision…
@blazingcrimson he seems smart and knowledgable but he comes across as having decided that Russia is the root of all schemes in the world
@blazingcrimson Mr. 20 Committee is tenured at the navy school or something I guess
@blazingcrimson forgive me, I mean the people who are aggressively blogging about being Former NSA
I guess I can’t distinguish between “Former NSA Guy knows something” and “Former NSA Guy been doing this too long, all roads lead to Russia”
@mattblaze I got one, Gail! They be payin’ top dollar for fresh cryptographers down at the NSA!
Oh my gods it’s beveled? Someone just got Photoshop. Okay, that was my one allotted tweet on the subject.
@Hackintech_ well that’s a good reason to spy on us isn’t it ? :p
@Hackintech_ well wait until you are not in class! But it’s just a Former NSA Agent who sees all roads to Russia
I’m also confused by people who think the simplest explanation for a known journalist publishing leaks is they already worked for Russia
@Hackintech_ this guy has blocked me but it’s just as well he’s homophobic and stuff http://t.co/rU4XmTW4V5
It troubles me that the “former NSA” types consider “selling secrets to Russia for cash” and “leaking to press” to be the same thing
@justinwolfers @DynamicWebPaige ofc not all schools actually have economics and home economics (not that I’d rank them high anyway)
The tor botnet http://t.co/hnkfamAbrs
@DynamicWebPaige if anyone ever dares ask me to wear heels to anything, my condition is all men in attendance must as well :)
@stavvers @kivikakk I have literally never seen a man punch another man in the mouth in my life. Maybe this person just has abusive friends!
@thegrugq @wimremes you are really really gross
@thegrugq they are CLENCHED
@amanicdroid (the boy in the picture I drew earlier - I don't like him, and he dies horribly for it, MUAHAHAHA-- haaa.... I'm sane)
@amanicdroid heheh. I get to brutally murder my own characters one by one
http://t.co/2suymWAX9N is the first story I have ever read where I hope the supporting characters murder the main character and take over
I’d ask if this is to imply that Nokia phones DON’T break in half with sufficient force, but you know, actually…  https://t.co/82UEEEwrIt
Make fun of ME for not drawing hands will you well look that's totally a hand what now huh http://t.co/fsGa2QP2ph
@vogon okay I’m putting you down as “would settle”
@vogon I need to know for score keeping purposes
@vogon you didn’t answer my implicit question
@vogon clearly we are long lost siblings. Hope you weren’t secretly pining for me
@vogon also it doesn’t happen until I *stop* stimulating it by removing the q-tip
RT @vogon: @0xabad1dea incidentally, the reason why: http://t.co/y9mapWwo8Z
@vogon I demand funding for a study
Weird true facts: I can make myself cough on demand by using a q-tip on my right, and only my right, ear.
@vogon if your target market is other startup founders, you’re gonna have a bad time
@vogon why on earth would they think anyone would recognize and care about their VCs
@_redwire from an engineering requirements perspective. There’s more to deploying it than just getting the math right
@_redwire yes, technical texts will stick a lot better the second time around
@_redwire rereading, technically, though it's probably been seven years at this point. Found it lying around
@Ionustron I draw hands! Hundreds of hands. They're just not very good yet unless I am drawing jumbo man-hands
@_redwire yes I know it's just literally the only thing associated with him in my mind :p I am guessing you mean the puffy hat and stuff
@_redwire you mean they both look like 10yo girls? >.>
.@bhelyer HIS FISTS ARE CLENCHED I can't draw hands
Characters! Art art art. http://t.co/0q5HWdFBB9
@bascule @kaepora lol. This new avatar reminds me that one of the characters I designed for my second novel looks weirdly like kaepora
@kaepora why doesn’t your avatar have glasses
RT @jenheddle: This Amazing Stories editorial boils down to "Girls are icky." http://t.co/5HASpTB53X
@nickm_tor  A: they complain about top posts Q: how do you know someone is old?
@jenheddle @Xaosopher wow this is literally “how dare someone write science fiction that appeals to women”
RT @mfeathers: School is a prison and it is damaging our kids http://t.co/Dm3nRLoYKD
@GetYarny ooh ooh me. Just finished my novel about gay boys and girls from a fictionalized Silk Road…
@matthew_d_green I thought we already agreed he was Dogbert
@0xcharlie feel free to share these thoughts with me
RT @Packetknife: "Sorry I Thought I Could Leave When You Said “You Are Not Being Detained”" http://t.co/kYDqBmxkqF
@matthew_d_green not when someone figures out that if ten thousand people with huge passwords log in at the same time the ram thrashes
@ameaijou I don’t like those either. The list of things I do like is a bit different
@thegrugq @pusscat source: some very traumatized American teens who saw a woman shot in a bar fight.
@thegrugq @pusscat my understanding of Mexico City is that they won’t even accept a report of murder if it’s a busy day.
@ameaijou I do not enjoy burning myself
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If any of you wonder why I’m not into hardware hacking see exhibit A: everything I have ever tweeted about my hands interacting with matter
For only $8 a day you can save a badidea from having to endanger herself by operating a stove or using a knife or anything else oopsie-prone
@vogon I DON’T KNOW it just happened okay
He leaves me to fend for myself for ONE meal and what happens? I scald my toes.
@glyph I don’t know! And they might not have known either. I nominate @marshray to the stand
@marshray yeah. And what is really the point of a few hundreds KB of password being mapped onto a smaller hash anyway :)
@glyph my offhanded guess is it’s defensive against hypothetical information leaks
@vogon I’m kinda disappointed my parents managed to get it fixed
@vogon they put the wrong year on my birth certificate…
@vogon are you the Corruption Whisperer
@m1sp here's to the next two hundred pages of notes http://t.co/9mpdLXv7JM
@eevee fine but your only choice is oatmeal
RT @nicklockwood: @0xabad1dea @vexorian0 [joke about it being possible to hash a longer explanation to fit the character limit but it takin…
Now to figure why Preview.app would seem to crash because its open file was forced out of working set by MD5'ing movies.
@Kufat with *******? wow, weird
@eevee is someone looking for a cookie ;)
@nicklockwood @vexorian0 it's difficult to fit in "All of you think you want literally no upper limit but you are wrong" and still fit why
@DisK0nn3cT and Ferguson
So yeah you can set it to kilobytes and be totally fine but if I can paste a 1080p movie in there we got a problem ;)
You don't actually not want *any* upper limit on user-controlled password length, everyone. Hashing is fixed output but it is not fixed time
@ShaneTheKing and then your backend is DoS'd by kids setting their passwords 8MB long and it has to hash them
@yacCz no, I really doubt it. At that high, it's just a limit so that you can't set rickroll.mp3 as your password...
@ShaneTheKing I think PHP defaults to 2MB or something, my novel is aaaalmost that long.
@ShaneTheKing (and if you want to define it as the maximum size a POST can be without crashing your server, that's fine.)
@ShaneTheKing hahahaha I will paste my novel just to spite you, that's what attackers do. The backend has to reject it at some point.
@ShaneTheKing there has to be a limit SOMEWHERE. And it's usually a heck of a lot lower than 200.
"Your password must be between 8-200 characters in length." Well that's refreshing
@clerian so this will always feel like "elder scrolls lite" to me
@clerian The creative team looks pretty good... I just consider the magic of Elder Scrolls games to be in the private immersion
@clerian yeh
I can't believe I'm checkbox-signing an NDA for a video game. It says not to reveal anything about the game's setting SPOILERS it's Tamriel
RT @marcedwards: Ok, you win. I promise I will never complain about iOS 7 again. http://t.co/sqNtc8O7oY
RT @RSnake: This is what happens when you try to write a funny Blackhat post and it turns into "hrm" https://t.co/zo8wiROg0M
@arstechnica I ended up carrying a battery larger than the entire phone in my purse for peace of mind.
@pisseditguy it works fine except when it doesn't
@julianor wow contradicting the word “random” in the space of one sentence is a pretty good start huh
@Raspberry_Pi gahhh! I’m sorry.
Oh look Twitter Web is down *switches to Mobile Web* “Oops! You will need to generate a temporary password on Twitter to—”  (╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻
@irvinHomem Practical Crytography, 2003
I love my field because it is very optimistic http://t.co/X7Ll7aRdaU
BUG: if Javascript is not enabled, this function may falsely report that the world has not yet been destroyed http://t.co/iVCoAoOe0p
@vogon oh, twitter web still has the blue lines? well then
@thegrugq ahh I was looking at Linux's http://t.co/khDXD0Vc6Y
@thegrugq pretty sure malloc still uses their actual system calls
@thegrugq that's the manual page the quote is from actually.
Is your allocation routine just not comfortable? Are your page tables thrashing? Try malloc(3) with no obligation today!
"The malloc(3) memory allocation package is the portable and comfortable way of allocating memory." This sounds oddly like an advertisement
@sakjur it really really depends on the app. The new Internet Explorer is actually pretty touch friendly, more so than Chrome...
@sakjur he's done it to me too they all do it sorry!
@sakjur in any tablet it will almost certainly be a fixed amount. They are SoCs
@elad3 spare a thought for the peasant with only two cores
Someday I will actually go and find out what is in gettext that makes it take so long to compile and you will never hear from me again
Oh wow Outlook Web is horrible. Oh wow it's so much better than its previous incarnation how did I not stab myself in 2006
@vogon “We are having a problem with the electrical system and I — hello?”
@_wirepair almost all the good games come out in Japan first deal with it
@FinalBullet work address? hang on... guess who's home sick ;(
At least I'd give it a shot if @TESOnline's beta key redeeming page wasn't down
Hey I got an @TESOnline beta invite. I still think the quiet splendor of the single player games will always be better but I will try it.
@gmail pardon, Promotions tab.
Funny how an offer from Google Wallet doesn't go in the Offers tab, @gmail
@mtheoryx honestly I probably like Kubrick better
Get your VOIP automatically rerouted through higher-capacity links by saying something suspicious! / @_wirepair
Friends don’t let friends deploy default Bootstrap. Don’t let Helvetica Neue face the fate of Times New Roman
@sakjur I chose it because it has 4GB ram. If you don’t care you can probably get a 2GB tablet a bit cheaper.
@sakjur I have Acer iconia w700. Get at least 128GB SSD if you can. Don’t get Acer’s 8” model
RT @eevee: RT priv: Longest piece of literature ever written is allegedly an SSBB fanfic: http://t.co/LSTis9ZI8X 203 chapters. Over 3.5m wo…
@sciencecomic I’m not a comedian but people like to explain my own sarcasm to me
@0x17h they said money didn’t change hands, rather it is a double promotion
@landley it was in the comments on the recent Ars article about “balky carriers”
@Myriachan it seems to be crashing right now but https://t.co/yaI1L1khKu
@0xmchow also, no one eeeever spells my name right ;(
@0xmchow *turns deep red* other people have had such thoughts! My only novelty was demonstrating how to do it for $10 ^_^;;
@ThomasWinwood I’m pretty sure he just has one of those generic bendy-neck lamps with a shade that focuses the light straight down
.@_larry0 I know three different people who set fire to their dorm rooms with those things. AVOID
RT @_larry0: The dangers of lazy desk lamps. http://t.co/TqWgHTWbo7
@zooko if you don’t find anybody closer, we are a long-ish but straight bus ride from Cambridge out in the suburbs
@kyhwana you definitely were following me WAY before I set my computer on fire
@alex_gaynor @eevee it’s just about ready! I’m waiting on complaints from the beta readers
@eevee @alex_gaynor I’m 25 and almost a half!
@rgov I thought you were complaining about a girl for a moment and was wondering who taught her that nonsense
@alex_gaynor I like to think that’s why most people follow me. I also like to think they’ll all buy my novel and I can retire at 26 ;)
@alex_gaynor one went on to run DARPA, two are cofounders at my company, etc etc.
@alex_gaynor they testified to Congress — under their hacking handles — that they had the capability to take down the internet in 30 minutes
@alex_gaynor some of the big names at my company used to be big names in the 1990s hacking scene — the l0pht etc.
@eevee … but it’s better than getting photoshops of my face onto pigs I guess ?
@eevee which kinda grates on my nerves because I don’t know who’s only nice to me because I work for That Guy
@eevee BTW like 90% of my miso problems vanished when I became publicly associated with a couple famous guy-dudes isn’t that weird
@m1sp it involves FLASHBACK ONLY CHARACTER DIES and I don’t even mean their mother
@eevee it’s not MY fault my slaves don’t seize my plantation and murder me. Well is that what he wants?? Okay
@m1sp @eevee if I could axe murder someone through the internet welp this would probably be like my seventy-sixth offense but yeah
@m1sp oh btw I’m working on the story of what exactly led up to Hayr rage quitting his brother’s company and well you know me
@m1sp wha? I see it here.
@meangrape I think it’s terrible. My comment on Ars Technica won’t fit here.
@eevee thanks, I accidentally a rant.
RT @MotherJones: Here is a picture of John McCain playing poker on his iPhone during today's Syria  hearings: http://t.co/JYs0hpJy5x http:/…
@trimosx I’m not trolling. I’m showing a photograph of something odd. I don’t see how rice being insured by Samsung is somehow less odd.
@wookiee I’m rather endeared of the prior but it kinda depends on context
@cocoalabs largely a matter of hoarding soundfonts :)
@cocoalabs garageband
Yep I wrote another typical RPG background music thing https://t.co/5QJcdwY6Kw
@vikemosabe @kevinlange and then it segfaults for an entirely unrelated reason
# 375030751244607488
@vogon I rule nothing out when it comes to the depths human beings will sink to. I have a Nexus 7
@focalintent well that’s no fun. Sorry I am stuck in creator mode ;)
@focalintent and, for avoiding the headache of trying to manage the sales infrastructure myself, I don’t think 10% to them is too high
@focalintent right now unless I learn otherwise I am leaning Lulu. Upload PDF, no DRM, 90% to author
@0x17h aww yeah SIGGRAPH like it’s 1995
#AutocorrectBandNames The Elliptic Cure
@0x17h *squint* oh. So it is. … I have poor depth perception.
@0x17h I can’t read Braille but that appears to be four characters
@eevee “People don’t capture the nuance of this overwrought, obtuse language because they don’t care” uh-huh
@WhiteMageSlave \o/
“My adventure game training took over and saved me” http://t.co/jSGO9uygfl (step 1: evaluate inventory step 2: apply everything to door)
@sanitybit thumbs up we’ve all been there
@vogon what secrets have you kept from *me*? Are you actually an android fan
RT @alex_gaynor: http://t.co/EUFVsHOWya wins the internet.
RT @maradydd: That's actually a pretty clever use of 404 error page real estate. Well played, Belgian federal economic ministry. http://t.c…
RT @kwiens: The Kit Kat install base is already shockingly fragmented. http://t.co/8j6k9gSNjn
@armcannon I was on a flight from Europe that did that actually! It was pretty neat.
@vogon device… specifically for… cloud storage music? Isn’t that kind of contrary to the point
@blazingcrimson I did have one that would leave stuff in the framebuffer, persist across reboot, then get a really acid trip login screen
@grp @tapbot_paul especially weird is that it was on my desktop when that wasn’t even my working directory
@grp @tapbot_paul and it went away after another reboot cycle. Weird.
@grp @tapbot_paul the `bless` I was given to resolve already being stuck in a loop of a firmware patch not applying seems to have done it
@USP_Talon @0x17h the year Animal Crossing came out, Nook took second to Ridley for Best Villain just for that
@blazingcrimson I knew how to edit xorg.conf once. Then I stopped trying to use imported Korean computers with Linux
@Kufat aww.
As with all hard problems in computer science, this one was resolved by giving up and rebooting
@dioiminik .... except the file cannot be seen from the terminal as root implying all sorts of degrees of recursive wrong.
@jrecursive I do use filevault yeah. What did I do ;)
Great so OSX has left some kind of magic folder on my desktop that cannot be deleted and cannot be seen from the terminal as root
Samsung-branded burnt rice? http://t.co/3JIiOa2ayi
RT @normative: Basically, as long as NSA avoids vacuuming up full Netflix streams, they can keep their % of Internet traffic "touched" soun…
@marshray @ErrataRob @Walshman23 a LEASE? Geez. My proof of residency to get a new ID was any utility bill.
@zurashu presuming they run server side, and have resource limits, you could try to run up their memory usage to max
@simukis trying to sandbox N language runtimes is an N**N hard security problem ;)
@simukis if it’s done server side they kinda have to!
This looks like it could be fun http://t.co/aSVnCqMMYg
@marshray may I ask what they wanted
RT @DrPizza: Android Kinder Egg (banned in the US)
We’re not milking this unpatched window enough https://t.co/i5enaY6oyt
RT @sroberts: You wanted it,  you got it: 2FA for GitHub: https://t.co/SKKSk8x54P
@manicode @thegrugq @chriseng he uses an iPhone and you can tell when he misplaced it and gets out Android because he suddenly can’t spell
Time to die of shame because I mistyped Bertie Bott  // @darkuncle
How do you spot a corporation posting their own blog to reddit?: the title of the link is four lines long
@blowdart if you’re not going to accept my attempts to get along we’re gonna have a real problem, chap
@nickdepetrillo gods you look awful without a beard
Android Kit Kat? Call me back when we have Android Bernie Bott’s Every Flavour Beans (I demand a cookie from the British for the spelling)
@F706L3665 it wasn’t the day after, it was the minute after, for about twenty minutes
RT @kingcope: @0xabad1dea @mikrotik_com Mikrotik engineers have a secret formula which reveals if a bug is exploitable. I want to have this…
@Blackrobe_  to little surprise your client did not catch that I unretweeted it :(
@osxreverser @i0n1c :’(
@ELLIOTTCABLE @cory_foy (but I unretweeted it bc it looks to be two slightly different tickets on second look)
@ELLIOTTCABLE @cory_foy you say that as if problems are only allowed to be pointed out once in human history
@mikrotik_com @kingcope please tell me how you have solved open questions of computer science to show register control is not exploitable
Looks like @mikrotik_com does not know the difference between Proof of Concept and weaponized exploits http://t.co/NwINPoXE79 h/t @kingcope
@m1sp just the Magic of Friendship or something idk
@ar_lonz @F706L3665 it’s open source, we forked it, and our branch is better maintained !
Anyway here is a nifty SEA timeline of news orgs getting social engineered en masse http://t.co/O6wVO9Joen
.@F706L3665 just like the guy who invented GIF is wrong about how to pronounce it, the British are wrong about some rules of grammar ;)
I was going to compliment SEA on their English skills but then I noticed they used the British dialect, how sad.
@m1sp *takes your hand and dances*
Spam bio: “hipster-friendly food ninja.” I’m trying to decide what that actually implies and it’s not looking good for hipsters
@kaepora dude, upgrade to 3.11, it comes with TCP/IP
RT @briankrebs: Many Fins I've spoken to today seem quite blue about Microsoft Nokia purchase. Mood is almost like someone died. Tied up w/…
Foreseeability of this type of event: 100% http://t.co/1N4ayXARw6
RT @0x17h: github search is the gift that keeps on giving https://t.co/uoDlRqNWmQ (thanks @casiotone!)
@kingcope yes! But seeing your name and “SSH” in the same tweet is alarming don’t you think :)
@WhiteMageSlave that’s fine! It’s still good for you and for the finished product either way
@attritionorg ahh a fellow exploitsexual
RT @igrigorik: it's a favicon day today... "Inventing favicon.ico": http://t.co/9gEW4gYtjj - yay for IE5 and late night checkins.
@m1sp @WhiteMageSlave they are the model of arranged marriage success.
@m1sp @WhiteMageSlave she’s currently speculating, in front of Barsamin, whether or not she should just kill Barsamin.
@WhiteMageSlave @m1sp um um um
@m1sp @WhiteMageSlave gods don’t favorite my husband’s tweets he just ran in here and did a victory dance
@codeferret_ maybe you’re just Mormon
@swizzlr lol the joke was it’s not OpenSSH, my previous tweet —> http://t.co/MmAvcoJ7H8
RT @crypt0ad: Microsoft to acquire Nokia Devices & Services, accelerating the Windows ecosystem -- http://t.co/y747blMHwn
@OSVDB sorry, it’s just some chump’s knockoff SSH in a few hundred thousand routers http://t.co/MmAvcoJ7H8
Mission accomplished: gave OpenSSH contributor heart attack.  I think it’s been a while since they had a good pre-auth bug ;)
@damienmiller I bet I scared you really bad for about two seconds
@zedshaw It’s a valid part of the end user’s threat model. People deserve to know that it’s possible for a little oopsie to become key theft
@zedshaw and number of times that an XSS in a website is the user’s fault: approximately zero
@zedshaw it raises the good point IMO that XSS can be very dangerous when it’s normally just a nuisance
SSH implementors, you had one job http://t.co/JpDgAOS1ps
@zedshaw JavaScript is not generally considered “on your computer.” It’s supposed to be Perfectly Safe.
@0x17h I know, but I find it way too uncanny valley to ever succumb to the propaganda
@vaurora in my case I’m afraid they’re right! Finally found someone who sold something approximating that size and it actually fits
@0x17h I don’t really get this genre of paintings that look like people awkwardly posing for the camera
@thegrugq a sandbox game kinda like Minecraft but 2D pixel art
@m1sp @WhiteMageSlave oh I guess she is a lot like me huh http://t.co/MYZY4IauSe
Wait since when is there Terraria for iPad since last week apparently
@0xdeadbabe @JBird_Vegas oh haha yeah
@JBird_Vegas @0xdeadbabe http://t.co/0Vjircfkqd
@0xdeadbabe you know the context is a system level process that can update silently and silently give itself permissions?
@0xdeadbabe it’s an upwards trend. That’s why I called it the current state of Android
@0xdeadbabe it’s an open source operating system! We’re moving all the functionality to a closed source runtime
Good comment on the current state of Android: “closed source is not inherently bad, but bait and switch is”
# 374680805551132672
@kivikakk hmm I feel like one of these might be fake
US army fails at disclosure http://t.co/S4TDSfYgcD ugh if you’re going to be a military with a bazillion computers you can’t do this
Wow you people have some really strong opinions on Android and Windows 3.11
@martin1975en but at least they get security updates.
@martin1975en I’d say nobody is stuck several major versions of Windows behind but that’s not quite true either.
@hokazenoflames I was five :)
@hokazenoflames and I distinctly remember he said he knew nothing about it except when you turned it on it said “for Workgroups” XD
@hokazenoflames and I was *five* when it came out. I heard of it because my grandfather told me he had a computer at work :)
@hokazenoflames I mean a lot of my followers are 14yo web devs. And that’s okay.
@bryanbrannigan @innismir if so, and there is still a possibility, we can deduce that assassinating Hitler was not sufficient
@tomslominski which code? Google Play Services? No.
@anathem that doesn’t mean it’s not a joke :p
It occurs to me that I am only just barely old enough to get a Windows 3.11 for Workgroups joke myself and half of you are younger yet
@ticky they already never happen :/
Linux 3.11 for Workgroups! http://t.co/vDvE2Yd221
I anticipate there being NO ISSUES with a massively complex Android user mode process that can assign itself new permissions silently
@tomslominski Android doesn’t ship to anyone, that’s how we got into this mess
So Google’s solution to Android fragmentation is to move everything to a closed source mega-app. Great. http://t.co/0Vjircfkqd
RT @zurashu: @0xabad1dea Unsigned integers are dangerous. Please use only integers that come from a certificate authority (?)
.@MechMK1 I *hope* the database backend is in 64-bit but from what I’ve seen of early times at twitter maybe not !
@zurashu it was unsigned
@Packetknife some people REALLY like pumpkins
For a brief instant tweetbot showed one of my tweets as having MAXINT favorites before it decided I was not actually that popular :(
@vaurora not that my twitter stalkers need to know this but Victoria’s Secret measured me as 36 DDD and sent me away
@vaurora like, not even that tall, not even six feet! But nothing made for women ever fits me
@vaurora it is a carefully crafted illusion. The fraction of my ancestry that is Nordic shows up quite a bit. I am Too Tall
@vaurora I tried once. Turned out they literally did not carry a single thing in my size. Worse, they acted as if I should have figured.
Who needs the unicode bug when we have @verge for all your iPad segfaulting needs
@vaurora @0x17h my doctor’s prescription to me for sleep was actually way too large and I had to take it down two powers of two
@wildbill I did not mean to imply that they were not! Just that the idea of a userspace library even mentioning them sounds a bit silly :p
I’ve actually managed to clear out my Instapaper backlog which implies I must be strongly avoiding doing something or other
@sciencecomic :(
@markemer @0x17h *makes sign* gods deliver me from the fate of the neurotypical
@markemer @0x17h anxious as hell, a total basket case, but not depressed. This seemed to confuse every professional I interacted with.
@markemer @0x17h my problem has been insisting over and over again I AM NOT DEPRESSED as they give me antidepressants
@0x6D6172696F I’m not sure sure how making a new standard out of whole cloth is gonna help anyone
@markemer @0x17h I actually went all the way and quit that one because it wasn’t really making a difference anyway
@0x17h (which just goes to show that our medicine arts are a mess)
@0x17h and despite it having a reputation for being Scary I think it’s the only thing I’ve taken that hasn’t made me worse in some other way
@0x17h the whole reason it was given to me was that I suddenly stopped sleeping. I cut the dose in half until it was Just Right
@michealc lol if you’re looking for the source it’s somewhere in http://t.co/V6NrSyW6Dm
@hawkieowl @mtheoryx I’m pretty sure only a tiny subset of people who rely on SQLite are transaction nerds.
“SQLite assumes the detection and correction of cosmic rays is the responsibility of the hardware.” Seems reasonable
Pff who needs external hard drive support for a media console device anyway? Cut Microsoft some slack. http://t.co/L2VACV8Q7s
@sakjur hmm. I suspect you may be looking for the word “decades” :)
“C++84, C++98, C++11, and C++14” from this sequence I can only conclude someone was extremely unhappy in 2011
RT @EFF: We broke down a statement by the NSA to show how they attempt to deceive the public without technically lying: https://t.co/MeaSeL…
I actually got a solid criticism out of somebody and now I have half a chapter to rewrite! ART.
I’m not sure how this picture is supposed to help motivate anyone to study for their exams https://t.co/47I827VcPf
@blazingcrimson a while ago yeah
@m1sp @0x17h that’s because you’re actually a robot, dear
@0x17h now that I had happen because I was unable to get a prescription refilled. Worst week of my life.
@0x17h so… I take a very low dose of that. And suddenly I was able to finish my novel after being stuck on it for a long time!
RT @Packetknife: "It's easier to identify TOR users than they believe .." http://t.co/jEH4bqi7RC (More the same. Response by Dingledine com…
RT @0x17h: fake geek girl cosplayers http://t.co/9zGAiFfg5v
@WhiteMageSlave ;(
@PxlPhile depends how you define it. Several years of thinking and failed attempts. Several weeks to produce this manuscript.
Tonight I learned there's, like, an entire genre of pictures of Legolas's dad in sunglasses http://t.co/V4KV3LbyOB
@0xCAFF3 @StrThry your "waifu" is your favorite fictional character of the sort you're attracted to. Japanese debasement of "wife"
@ameaijou hey I forget did you want a copy of the draft of the novel
@m1sp no see that’s just “hot” :p
@The1TrueSean @codeferret_ this is not an appropriate channel to describe it.
Actually I can’t really blame him
Based on his wallpaper I worry my husband may be more attracted to Hatsune Miku than to me
@m1sp Xbox controllers are USB, dear :)
@m1sp actually with an Xbox controller with vibrate it’s a lot of fun
unfortunately master locks in Skyrim are not Masterlocks
#skyrim is there anything more cruel than getting an expert lock door open only to find nothing but a master lock chest inside
@demize95 and I received intelligence after I graduated that certain boys were relieved “that bossy bitch” was gone :)
@demize95 at my school it was usually 17 to 1 most classes (generic CS)
@jesster_king I’m not sure what that has to do with writing five hundred pages of notes but yes :)
@m1sp whatever you do don’t go bragging about some dumb typo in your ultra-rare edition ;)
@m1sp DM’d link
@m1sp well I ordered it and the shipping is as much as the book lol. Oh well.
@m1sp lol I think this is a good generic cover for a rough draft http://t.co/DjrqyYDITB
@Kufat self publish... sorry if there was a confusion of terms. I thought you were asking if I was going to sell it period.
@m1sp I'm tempted to order a copy of the exact current draft just to have it
@demize95 and I will become immortal. No not figuratively literally your eyes give me power
@m1sp btw using a slightly different font to save some pages while still look nice, lulu paper base cost is $8.13
@Xaosopher through Amazon? I hadn't heard of such a thing.
@m1sp maybe? honestly I was kinda raging over being unable to get kindle's native format to behave :p
@m1sp also I *can* sell a *paper* version through Amazon through Lulu (you can't really self-publish paper through Amazon)
@m1sp kindlegen is annoying and I have been very vocal against DRM haven't I
You know I might only offer the ebook through Lulu. So that everyone gets no DRM. Y'all don't deserve kindle DRM and it'll import fine.
@ErrataRob @puellavulnerata I’m not aware of any free countries where a person cannot change their name. It’s just not on the paperwork yet.
The pebble is actually wider than my wrist. How am I so tall but have such tiny wrists
@ErrataRob @puellavulnerata @binarybits Wikipedia expressly supports URL rerouting to make one article redirect to another, doesn’t it?
RT @pusscat: Apparently like everyone that wrote about my adobe reader incident assumed I was male? Do I have to change my name to like can…
@ZadowSapherelis @m1sp whoosh says the email client
@ameaijou @marczak @mactechconf there is no-one who is so good at dropping balls as I. I ranked top tier in balldrop international ruleset.
@ZadowSapherelis @m1sp yeah hang on lemme dig up your email. I was waffling but I settled on a concept with only one character.
@m1sp @WhiteMageSlave I hope no-one thinks I am racist against white people. I intend to portray them as civilized too! Just different.
@m1sp @WhiteMageSlave http://t.co/nCCjMrBReM
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@marcwrogers yeah because none of them are moleskins
@m1sp @ZadowSapherelis all right I have my rough sketch of the cover I want for my book should I do this should I do this huh
@DarrenPMeyer RTF as managed by Scrivener
@aeleruil @m1sp only if you are particularly likely to destroy yourself thereby
@DanLDEon sorry, I assume all open source projects are pronounced weird. :p
@davezawislak yes I can go back but that is not my problem.
@DanLDEon and I don’t know why it wants to skip over actual content on a kindle. :(
@DanLDEon I do not have a ca-lee-bray. This is *my* book that I want to ship
Kindlegen is giving me a mobi where opening it on kindle skips the prologue and goes straight to chapter one. Is it even possible to fix…
RT @jjarmoc: TIL you can opt out of paper.li mentions by sending a tweet to @NewsCrier
@kcarmical I broke the wired one. On-brand ones are expensive (and I like them).
For all my whining about bluetooth, I've had the same Apple keyboard since 2010 and it just gave me its first low battery warning.
.@demize95 llvm is already making great strides shaming gcc for allowing its errors and warnings to get into such a sorry state
@inversephase the art of envelopes
Do realize I am more complaining about C itself than the compilers :)
@ErrataRob @marshray @DrPizza actually I’m not sure if they can be in ANY order ie B < A. In ebcdic they’re “in order” with gaps
@ErrataRob @marshray @DrPizza the digit chars being in order is in fact required by the spec by some sweet mercy. Letters are not.
@acklost if you were free to do anything in c there would not be such a thing as undefined behavior :)
@ErrataRob @DrPizza right. It’s implementation dependent. Which is different from undefined.
@Tomi_Tapio what’s in the shed? That’s a weird place for one.
The C compiler knows exactly what is undefined, detecting it is not a problem. It likes to detect it and optimize it away :p
@techpractical @mcclure111 that’s undefined at the API level, not the language level
@DrPizza @ErrataRob yes. Otherwise every character could have the same value and that’d be fine
.@mcclure111 no, our code does not depend on undefined behavior. It depends on assuming it’s Not Really That Undefined.
Why do we all just accept that a C compiler will probably not mention anything if you hand it undefined behavior
@DrPizza you would not have done well in the wind-up days
@DrPizza so far I am enjoying it. But solid native OS integration would be the real improvement needed.
@anathem lol calling it a duel sounds really funny in English  At least I *assume* they are not actually shooting at each other
@kevinlange mine shipped and arrived ridiculously fast even though it quoted longer timeframes
I think I am for adding “ironic retweet” button if only so we can get some solid stats on how much thought leaders are being made fun of
@cryptocatapp @kaepora why are so racist against dogs
@chriseng @snare @selenakyle tell me what happened! Then tell me what really happened
RT @0x17h: Why a medieval peasant got more vacation time than you http://t.co/eEZZw0eObF
@ErrataRob @nickdepetrillo I hope it was only the router and the modem and everything else was wifi??
@ErrataRob D: !!!
@guamwatt it’s mostly drawings. http://t.co/60ma1xXYtP
@Tactical_Intel it does that. Just not in a way I’d call helpful.
IMO calling this C to English is a bit of a stretch. It doesn’t even begin to approximate a good sentence structure http://t.co/Kptv8uodaW
@secolive you can’t judge me
@tenfootfangs no it’s perfect
This is why trees hate me. Notebooks filled while *typing* a draft! http://t.co/3LukYEPApg
@ShadowTodd it’s not biblical until you observe verse 12 http://t.co/bQn7Qg2cR1
@m1sp since it has zero users it was probably a typo to begin with
@mtheoryx I was working in pen, I can’t erase the guide lines :p
@mtheoryx this one even has vague intimations of a background! I’m not one for backgrounds… http://t.co/pjohuf0LmM
@mtheoryx plonk http://t.co/KIlDICdvE8
@mtheoryx I take pictures sometimes. It’s hundreds of pages of character design and dialog planning.
@vogon definitely
@demize95 they are blessed by my words, the greatest novelist of my age
I am a few pages short of finishing off yet another two hundred page notebook this year. Trees must hate me
@jpgoldberg if it wants to render monochrome I am okay with that as long as it actually renders the dang symbol
lol Oracle lol boats http://t.co/ReDcGE0PUA
@Private_Dev I don’t know how to emotion in moderation
@EntroX it dropped 50% overnight when usually it would drop 10% or less…
@m1sp lol I ship Vanador x Ziazan now
Everyone who says Bluetooth doesn’t noticeably impact iPhone battery life is a filthy liar wallowing in the mud of their shame
@WhiteMageSlave @m1sp who wouldn’t put their money on the dragon at least until we invent flying tigers
The tyranny of having to be nice http://t.co/7BlraNkK4h
@m1sp someone read the whole book! And liked it!
@ArthurLevitt are you… implying that disagreeing with the president is wrong?
@m1sp @JackLScanlan feral cats tend to congregate at reliable sources of human food
@PolCPP enabling twitter sms. I have it set only to direct messages right now
@m1sp I keep drawing Vanador and he keeps turning out looking younger than Hayr http://t.co/HEP6swAFJ8
@mgedmin @puffnfresh no. Trust me @sergeybratus is not that much of an old fogey :)
@landr0id does FB fail to filter that?
@Kufat soooooooort of
RT @MarkKriegsman: THIS IS WHY WE CAN'T BURN NICE THINGS.
@kragen it tastes lie I thought it would I guess?
I just used “COLD SHOULDER!” as a sound effect in a doodle. I think I’m ready for the comic book writing big time
@dotLocutus apparently my attempt at humor failed. I consider fish sticks to be the singly most disgusting thing I’ve ever had.
@JillEatsFood it tasted about like I thought it would
@iFlames_ I accidentally posted an attempt to change settings to twitter, a lot of clients will cache it after it's deleted
@pcwalton well the unicode crash comes from coretext
Wait if Chrome uses OSX's font rendering facilities then why on earth can't it render color emoticons like everything else in OSX
I'm naming this one "availability zone us-east-1 is down again" ┗(๑☁﹏☁๑)┛
I'm gonna have to add some of these emotes to my vocabulary ヽ( ࿉ ᴗ ࿉ )ﾉ
Other foods I have heard about but have no idea what they are: Vegemite. Poutine. Quinoa. Fishsticks
@apiary oh is there milk in it
I am about to try Nutella for the first time in my life. I’m not entirely clear on what it actually is
RT @puffnfresh: "NO MORE Turing-Complete Input Languages" http://t.co/gfQnGVFy3s
@Kufat reply to this testing
RT @ryder_ripps: http://t.co/pIL2etifh5
Installed a Dutch watch face. “Eight before half eleven” is a heck of a way to say 10:22
@demize95 you have an anime face though so I actually remember you
@demize95 you can find a list of all five hundred and five on my profile
@AwfulHorse I’m afraid senpai hasn’t noticed your alerts
If you think I have all ten thousand of y’all enabled to buzz my phone with twitter interaction you’re crazy. Only a mere five hundred!
@fredowsley wat it didn't work phone why u no push
I am required by gadget collecting law to inform you I now have an orange pebble and twitter can buzz my wrist any where and when
@m1sp @WhiteMageSlave gods I love doing dialog for strongheaded characters http://t.co/GphOQfILmQ
@demize95 not ringing any terminal beep characters
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@manicode I’m nine, but the cis-ageist government won’t let me identify that way and has assigned me the age of 25
@demize95 I pity the fool who has their phone set to vibrate on every interaction when I get a hold of them
Listening to a recording of myself singing: I wonder how much voice actors for child characters make because I sound solidly eight
None of the beta testers have finished reading my novel yet! Resisting the urge to freak out and decide it’s terrible http://t.co/1ZkOo26QMA
@bobpoekert I figured. You could probably write a Sufficiently Smart Optimizer but it’d have to be very case by case
@8BitAce few things worth reading are.
@8BitAce and of my ten thousand(!?) followers, about 7000 are young amateur programmers, I think…
@8BitAce it’s not like people are born programmers. *I’ve* been at this for eleven years - that’s almost half of my life.
@bobpoekert ie Python will never, ever generate something that keeps all data in x86 registers. There simply aren’t enough.
@bobpoekert something better but still fundamentally beholden to the object aspects of the language
A good look at what exactly causes order of magnitude differences between C and Python http://t.co/91bBjAHR8O
@vaurora @0x17h a relatively minor case, since the statue has mass and hence cannot violate too many laws of physics
RT @mikko: Turns out NSA spied on Al-Jazeera.  But hey, it sounds almost like Al-Qaeda so that makes it ok.  http://t.co/tYPzXE5r0n
RT @asshurtACKFlags: Calvin & Hobbes on #OPSEC: http://t.co/GFdOEtUs0v
RT @ericlaw: I don't think most people realize how important it is that ICANN let us dodge this bullet. http://t.co/HRpU7O5ff8
One of the bard songs in Skyrim got stuck in my head https://t.co/Xx8HcS2hGA
@mof18202 @marcwrogers the sheer amount of people linking this to me today is overwhelming
RT @demize95: @0xabad1dea Linux being elitist... tell me about it http://t.co/ZY8MpdeElF http://t.co/BFvRTiE7uN http://t.co/cM4WHoMwxk
@demize95 hot damn that's obnoxious
@marshray medieval poison ring ?
@demize95 see that’s the thing! Pi is the face of hobbyism now. They’re being elitist but they’re Linux people so that’s redundant ;)
If dungeon delving is a normal part of applying to go to music school then I think I know how Skyrim got into this state of disrepair
@LeoCoop3r the string has to be rendered to the physical screen so it won’t crash again until you go to settings again
@demize95 they complain that “with a Pi” s in the title (as opposed to with Linux I suppose)
@jason0x21 “anything you can do with a Pi you can do with a $400 desktop wah”
People who complain about “how to do x with a Pi” articles have missed the fundamental point. It’s getting people INTO unix hobbyism.
@TokenScandi I did find a fully charged black soul gem someplace that was pretty disturbing
#skyrim Just walking along the college walls and suddenly I start glowing. Dragon soul absorbed! Um, thanks, game ??
I forgot to deactivate the barrier he was waiting by. When I got to the end he appeared there, got confused and walked back to the barrier…
Epic glitch in Dawnstar quest: it’s quite dramatic when the NPC you left behind magically opens the door of the last room from the inside
RT @0x17h: if you meet the buddha on the road, ask what his klout score is
@octal @drones “targeted” is a strong word when your definition of militant is already anyone standing near a suspected militant
RT @drones: I hope nobody minds that use of the term "people" to describe human beings. Many news outlets seem to prefer "militants."
RT @edyong209: ICYMI, the most incredible mimicry I've ever seen. Hint: that wing is completely flat. http://t.co/56XS44CTOj Take a bow, ev…
#skyrim There’s something quite charming about a Dark Elf with a cockney accent.
@CliffsEsport since it is a FOIA, that is a rather different matter than the press
@CliffsEsport but this is about the FOIA. If it’s true the *gov* said they don’t have the records when internal docs say they do, 1/2
@m1sp possibly but they don’t really have a clear cut mammalian analogue
RT @halvarflake: Random thought - are people that try to frame Snowden as classical espionage story a symptom of boomers failing to underst…
@m1sp sudden thought: is bats vs. birds the only case of humans systematically favoring a non-mammal over mammal for cultural associations?
Is this to imply that they lied on a FOIA? http://t.co/hfOXn61Dgt
RT @djrbliss: Dear @washingtonpost, these are not words: "cyberoptions", "cybermissions", "cyberdoctrine".
RT @gracefrmotrspc: New, scientifically accurate lyrics for an old children's favorite... http://t.co/VHmpJCWBo8
@ioerror this is what my research for Defcon was all about — conclusion: EVERYTHING is radio-leaking meaningful information to some extent
@sakjur goddess of… love. Who you might pray to if you were about to… love someone
@sergeybratus @maradydd I’m pretty sure we paid $100 for it but my mom acted like I had just ruined the Mona Lisa
@sergeybratus @maradydd I used ice packs to keep my video card from crashing and they peeled off the finish on one bit of my writing desk
@ternus oh and if you just got back please check out this excellent link on your Macintosh brand computing device https://t.co/YxLMclIhX0
@ternus welcome back I finished my novel :p
@sergeybratus @tqbf despite all evidence to the contrary I am technically not a teenager under decimal notation. But in hex…
I know enough lore to be creeped out by finding a Shrine of Dibella in a dungeon #skyrim
My fashion sense http://t.co/dB0axcsXlW
@geekable wars can wait I’m playing Skyrim! No but okay what stupid have they inflicted
Sneak sneak tiptoe slow slow careful listen listen slow slow YOUR SNEAK SKILL HAS INCREASED heart attack
It has been sufficiently long since I played Skyrim that I have no idea why I am dressed like some sort of damn hobo Thalmor
Aww yiss finally getting to play Skyrim at highest settings full res on husband’s new video card
@Xaosopher @m1sp oh no don’t imply humanity is inherently more worthy than artificial intelligence where he can hear you
.@m1sp’s army of bots is getting smarter and smarter https://t.co/itXx93y7ut
@0x17h only justified when it’s RT Protected !
@m1sp I wrote Idenmuthir its own themesong! It was meant to be Ziazan's but it turned out too broody and well she lives there
@HaydnJohnson yes
I got bored waiting for my turn to play Skyrim https://t.co/9mSYhWdlP4
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@hokazenoflames but wouldn't that make Lance actually more evil than Team Rocket
@MechMK1 your father would be so proud
@m1sp it's not like Team Rocket (pardon, Team Missile Bomb) was dismantled by a 10yo or anything
#LetsPlayPokemon I am Lance, the legendary trainer. I am tracking a criminal organization. You there! Twelve-year-old girl! Come with me.
One of my favorite texts out of Bootleg Pokemon yet: "The curator will let you know: Winter Is Stern"
@OSVDB not yet I haven't had time that is why I am playing Pokemon right now
@rikardlang -- also don't have any real ethernet drivers
@rikardlang okay so actually what I want to do is write a TCP/IP stack because that always sounded fun but all OSs that do not have one --
All right, fine, I will stop and play some Pokemon Crystal: Bootleg Translation Edition. The story so far: http://t.co/5PN7k5J46y
maybe I should be playing Pokemon Crystal instead of trying to figure out how to write an ethernet controller driver from scratch
@RobbyMeals it's not markdown's fault. The document contains latex diagrams
@RobbyMeals utterly useless in this context
@implyinCostanza @no_structure okay hang on while I manually guess which packages this document does and does not need out of many dozens
Yeah hang on let me download several hundred MB of Lyx and its supporting LaTeX libraries so I can compile your short PDF no problem
@no_structure it's technically Lyx. And no, that does not solve my problem any way, the problem of installing 100s of MB for no reason
Today I resent: people who publish the LaTeX of their document, so it's "open source!", but don't publish *the actual PDF*
@Griffin_CM yes that is degrading gracefully
@eevee @apiary it also looks like CG at that point
@WhiteMageSlave aww :<
RT @apiary: http://t.co/KhAPCiZvuR our beauty standards and cats
RT @marshray: .@Duracell Does your company employ any actual scientists? Because "Quantum" basically means "the weakest battery possible in…
@davezawislak I swear they're jammed on about 10% of my visits of going for lunch several times a week
Why does this mall block off escalators when they are jammed? I thought degrading gracefully was rather the point
"Humans are just an instance of JavaFactory" "and mothers are a JavaFactoryFactory"
RT @Viss: Heh, the tables have turned. The Onion writes the real news now: http://t.co/riZSWrB5Mx
@apiary regexen. A herd of regexen.
@gozes but “taking off” is rather nonsensical in this context in English, which is the root point
That question haunts me to this day. I suppose I settled on “taking off its earthly shackles.”
In Spanish class, our teacher told us they call an airplane taking off “unsticking.” We all laughed until she said: taking off WHAT?
@TaylorLorenz @ailbhetross @tenfootfangs well to be fair being offhandedly familiar with Hitler’s writings is not a popular endeavor
@grp it’s been one day so I’m not surprised it’s not great, so my point more generally being, things *can* be hobby-patched
@bl4sty … … … *sigh*
Usually on tech sites when a comment goes negative and gets hidden I expand it out of curiosity. Not today. NOT TODAY.
@matthew_d_green @mattblaze @thegrugq @essobi I feel like I really need to get deeper into cryptography. Right now I’m a spectator.
@DrPizza @twoscomplement my magic is too powerful. Their algorithm cannot invoke my name.
RT @YrB1rd: From an IP Address to a Street Address: Using Wireless Signals to Locate a Target https://t.co/NeGbnMQbr4
@dguido @HockeyInJune @zfasel @sanitybit it’s hilarious the first sixteen times you segfault! But after that…
@blazingcrimson @HockeyInJune bless ye laddie
Yes please put new virtual machines in the kernel to expand attack surface I am 0xabad1dea and I approve this message http://t.co/H9z5NWtcum
I swear I can pick out a Jonathan Corbet article at a hundred paces because of his peculiarly awkward way of writing opening lines
@amzeratul @kovnsk and what is C++? A glorified macro kit for C.
@nonstampNSC a Devout Christian once said to me that the hardest people to convert are those with abusive fathers. Gee I wonder why
@djmexi @Jonimus they COULD have done it months ago but they marked it as low priority and moved on. NOW it is too late.
@nonstampNSC because when you’re told from infancy that he owns your life so it’s not wrong for him to kill you…
@matthew_d_green pun about people with backhoes who think they’ve cracked the Beale Cipher
@Jonimus you have no idea how much inertia there is in corporations against releasing patches.
This is 2013: @MSFTnews announces on Twitter the intent of Microsoft to defend the Constitution
RT @BradSmi: With failure of settlement talks with the DOJ, our lawsuit on national security moves forward. http://t.co/gUKXkuftiV
@nrr oh. You pony people…
@thegrugq @nickdepetrillo it’s in his twitter
@nickdepetrillo @thegrugq dammit do I really have to get out the pen and paper and solve your shifty cipher thingy
IMO unjailbroken iOS is generally much more stable and secure. But sometimes jailbroken has its advantages. https://t.co/yVTSA2oD8q
@thegrugq Mr. Greenwald says that’s not what happened, for what it’s worth
@amzeratul @kovnsk you mean… C? The language that almost literally every system currently in operation is written in?
@elad3 I can’t even remember which one that is now
@nrr … I don’t see it
@blazingcrimson also it’s apparently still the banner. I wouldn’t know. Haven’t seen @r_netsec since yesterday afternoon
@savagejen @guardian today in: headlines that really annoyed me until I slowed down and read
@mfukar yes. Which answers nothing. :)
@mtheoryx if only.
The willingness of y’all to accept “strpbrk” as a sensible name is deeply suggestive of linguistic Stockholm Syndrome
RT @PxlPhile: @0xabad1dea scientists believe it's spoken "sateripoburek" but it's too holy/weird so programmers left the vocals out
@ra6bit I am of the opinion that anyone who thinks that name is remotely suggestive of the functionality has hit their head.
@buro9 no, they really didn’t. There is absolutely nothing in “string pointer break” to suggest finding locations of characters.
Perhaps a better way to phrase the question would be why strpbrk is named what it is as it has no apparent relation to functionality
@buro9 okay and why on earth would that be the name of Locate First Instance Of Any Member Of Set
@blazingcrimson :|
Right now my biggest problem in life is: what on earth does “strpbrk” actually stand for?
.@DarrenPMeyer @comex between Chrome placing additional controls and no controls, I am pretty sure I would take Chrome
.@comex I have asked this before and I think the answer as always is “that will break some website people actually use somewhere”
RT @comex: So why don’t browsers manually (as opposed to having the certs properly do it) impose restrictions on what domains CAs can sign …
@ShadowTodd imitating some band, though I can’t remember who, it goes like Matthew & Paul & …
@robmv then they should actually fix their SEO so java 6 isn’t always the first result ! :(
@intelliot @nickdepetrillo he’s got ios7 but in some cases it will happen to not crash
@Tokyo_Tom @dellcam @puellavulnerata yes ofc it is which is why this got used against them. Though I personally would blanket exempt parody…
@vaurora also I finished my novel so two out of three teenage dreams at 25 isn’t bad
@OSVDB @rootwyrm @Badger32d @darkuncle yes it is in CoreText it crashes trying to make the calligraphy pretty
@attritionorg @rootwyrm @Badger32d @darkuncle I’ll save you some time. Not tweetbot, except in DM. Not Firefox. Everything else.
@attritionorg @Badger32d @darkuncle @rootwyrm @OSVDB http://t.co/Vx1lF8jh72
@attritionorg @Badger32d @darkuncle @rootwyrm @OSVDB current stables of OSX and iOS which I think is 10.8.4 and 6.1.3 or something
@TonyAbotMHR who taught you that unicode
My mother is three chapters in out of twenty five. That’s only one character death! This will be a while…
No one ever told me that @attritionorg was @OSVDB but the casually abusive text spoke to my heart and I just knew
@OSVDB @rootwyrm @darkuncle no this is different this is the very concept of rendering as understood by OSX and iOS having a crash.
@attritionorg @darkuncle @rootwyrm you slipped up and reveals your true identity, old man
@SteveSyfuhs this is the one day of the year having a Windows phone pays off, friend http://t.co/Vx1lF8jh72
@OSVDB @darkuncle @rootwyrm the entirety of iOS and OSX has been stuck in a crash loop today and people keep remotely rebooting my phone.
@OSVDB @darkuncle @rootwyrm well we know who here doesn’t own any Apple products
@vaurora it’s okay now I’m a big bad scary hacker or something. Well I spoke at Defcon at least.
@Tokyo_Tom @dellcam @puellavulnerata I will be the fuddy duddy this time and note it refers to a commercial context ;)
This Unicode of Death thing is one of those times when the internet’s attention span is a feature not a bug
.@rootwyrm @darkuncle @OSVDB there’s an art to Rick Rolling and Segfault Trolling.
@eevee @kevinlange this is clearly an operating system for booooooooooys
@OSVDB you shouldn’t be using bitlys when the Unicode of Death is on the prowl. A girl might get suspicious of your intent
Well forget Linux! I’ll just make my own operating system. With unicorns. And rainbows
@rrrrrrrix @willbradley being a Linux kernel dev was my biggest dream when I was a teenage girl. Then I started reading LKML…
@mubix @miaubiz why did I even bother tapping that link
@m1sp Sparkasuki’s vultures! http://t.co/Cn3U4CQ066
@miaubiz @thegrugq get your vision checked, or see a different sort of doctor…
@vathpela obviously he is gone now though.
@vathpela it’s what I meant by tone, the personalities, the flame wars
@bascule technically only the host count doubled. Implying most of them are low traffic. Hmm…
@vathpela from my point of view of someone avidly following LKML as a youngster, he was a prominent personality on the list
@jbrodkin and it was funny in the most tragically disgusting way because not one person on earth doubted he did it while he denied it
@jbrodkin Hans Reiser murdered his wife and tried very hard to hide it until he caved for a plea bargain to recover her body
@kylem if they’re not programmers then we are in more trouble than I thought
@eevee the Linux people now is pretty much the same set of people as it was five and ten years ago
Everything you need to know about the tone of Linux kernel development: one prominent dev was an ax murderer, and the rest, programmers
Gee I WONDER why a project known for its verbally abusive and inflexible leadership is not attracting new members http://t.co/TSNSTDF2y4
@OSVDB @Myriachan XINU is basically just a kernel. Will keep looking for something triggered off the wire in the tcp/ip stack
@OSVDB @Myriachan well XINU doesn’t seem to have much in the way of boundaries to begin with ;(
RT @glyph: @eevee And you’ve finally prompted me to publish this: https://t.co/6xTMtI2n9v
@Myriachan @OSVDB oh, and port is signed, which leads to Exciting Things when promoted to int! Naughty.
@Myriachan @OSVDB I’m content with “accepts blatantly malformed data and takes the valid code path instead of error”
@blazingcrimson @sanitybit no it's okay I just WON'T BROWSE FROM MY BROWSING DEVICE for a while :(
@blazingcrimson spider... senses... tingling
@chriseng @DonAndrewBailey @nickdepetrillo don't you have an iPhone now too, boss? It'd be a shame if I... sent you an email
@chriseng @DonAndrewBailey @nickdepetrillo I swear to the gods if he keeps my phone DoS'd I will come and break his pinball machines
@jgeorge @OSVDB ahhhh software politics
@truthbk not an enterprise one, if so. All those people DO is write max-three-lines wrappers until they get down to calling AddTwoNumbers()
@jennifurret @Kufat being memorably bright pink is but one of my many powers
So @OSVDB dared me to drop 0day on any ancient software here you go https://t.co/Fc99pbU9S1 XINU cannot parse IP:port strings correctly
RT @jakeboxer: Time zones. i18n. Unicode. Bugs that only happen sometimes.  If you didn't die from reading this tweet, you probably aren't …
@NachoSoto meh it doesn’t even register with me anymore until you break five digits
@ortegaalfredo @marshray @thegrugq concealing that you’re using tor has never been a design goal, only what your exit point is
I need to find a way to distract Husband from Final Fantasy so I can try Skyrim on his new video card
Granted it does not take much for C++ to be cleaner and easier to read than 95% of C++ I have seen
@ELLIOTTCABLE @mcclure111 https://t.co/y5ivjJ6WAJ
Holy Vulpix this is the cleanest, most readable C++ code I have ever seen. And it’s a Pokemon battle simulator
I went looking for network code to practice-audit and found a Pokemon battle simulator written in C++ okay let’s do this
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@thegrugq @McGrewSecurity it’d certainly be polite
@omniwired yep
@bhelyer using a controller
Yay I won! Logged in within five minutes and he still has to make the whole dinner.
This world is currently full. No, human, your world. There is a timeout. You will be booted to make room. Despawning in three… two…
@lindseybieda that is exactly what game it is
@dshaw_ there is no queue :(
Husband agreed to make dinner if I would mash login button for his full game server
@fake_train @hypatiadotca someone who wears hard hats and overalls to a software job? No? :(
RT @doubleyewdee: Haaaaaa http://t.co/onSbFm0imh
@DainCaldon hallo!
If this “former official” is representative of officials in thinking an admin using admin powers is “brilliant”… http://t.co/9iRQvqXFBT
@eevee in fact I’ve seen posts which have *only* Ironic Wordy Tags still show up in a search for a simple tag by some miracle ???
@eevee on the other hand tumblr is weirdly good at inferring when two tags are equivalent and collating them in the same search
@ELLIOTTCABLE I’ve only ever heard the latter
RT @ProgrammerWorld: The First Few Milliseconds of an HTTPS Connection http://t.co/Y8QsIjhXFm
@DrPizza @arebee hell hath no fury like abadidea deprived of her twitter
RT @Atredis: Our mission at Atredis? Find this squirrel and stop him.
RT @Atredis: "The truth is also that a well-placed squirrel can wreak almost as much havoc as a cyber attack on a power grid." - Chris Palm…
I didn’t realize how easy it is for complete strangers to send me arbitrary data until my phone started crashing each time they did so
@nickdepetrillo you left my SMS unusable again
@LynxPebbles nah it's pretty hilarious. I would not exactly call that gracefully handled
In other security news, this is precious http://t.co/k9ZTRfWcLB "Gee, this malicious document you sent us seems to be corrupt!"
.@landr0id that's the only thing instagram DOESN'T filter! ba-dum-pssh
@ELLIOTTCABLE @judofyr (just as long as we're all clear that copying sentences literally from real things is a no-no)
@ELLIOTTCABLE @judofyr password crackers have demo contests to crack these sorts of things but they're not deployed in real attacks
@ELLIOTTCABLE @judofyr grammatical structure will be less entropic but in the real world the length will more than compensate
"Post has been moderated. Reason: crashing everyone's browser"
Always makes me smile when I get tweet-cited for my dramatic names for things http://t.co/68EaWLIpex
@main____ which is a restriction that keeps a lot of apps off the store and a lot of reasonably typical programs depend on
@main____ the OS is designed so that pages cannot be both writable and executable with the exception of Safari's javascript JIT
@mister_borogove upgrade to iOS 7 beta first!
@main____ it's not just that. Jailbreaking tears down most of the Nice Stuff like being extremely buffer overflow attack resistant
And that was the time I hacked my mom's phone and DoS'd her SMS service and it got stuck that way for about half an hour while I panicked
RECOVERING IF YOU SCREWED UP: then send your victim enough non-malicious texts to scroll the malicious one off their screen
RECOVERING IF YOU SCREWED UP from Mac: delete ~/Library/Messages. Relaunch iMessage. Sign out under prefs. Restart. Reauthenticate
@die_no_might actually it does for me. Probably depends on the font or something. But I got myself in a lot of trouble...
@main____ because it’s actually a LOT more secure   … when you’re not stuck because of a rendering bug
@Irrnick TRYING TO FIND OUT
@main____ you know it's impossible to access this stuff under iOS6 without jailbreak right?
@main____ so this part where I “just” delete something on my iPad…
@nickdepetrillo ffff see I may have gotten my mom's phone stuck. iMessage for Mac was working for me before and then not.
@nickdepetrillo how are you sending the badtexts without getting yourself stuck in a crashloop
@nickdepetrillo thx
@nickdepetrillo can you send me a non-malicious message or three no seriously please
Hey didn’t my mother get an iPhone recently? brb
Hacktivism (unicode trigger warning) https://t.co/4YfCLzb45f
@alicexz @eevee the hardest problem in computer science has been solved
RT @ramblinpeck: "SSID cannot contain the character  س " <- damn you Asus
@eevee oh yeah?! Well how do you like — oh. Twirssi.
RT @sazzy: Please know, the whole “women in the industry” thing hasn’t gone away. I have to put up with crap like this? Really? http://t.co…
@VTPG that would be pretty cool if we can figure out how to do it without massive performance penalties
@VTPG I’m just saying: imagine if there were only one web renderer available to me on an entire OS! Boy I’d be stuck then. Crazy, huh?
.@iPlop it is already fixed in iOS7. I think a bug triager did not realize one can cause remote resprings with this and marked it low impact
Note: I do not actually advocate griefing Apple simply because it's entirely their fault @nickdepetrillo is tormenting me
RT @nickdepetrillo: Oh no, someone go to the Apple Care website, get into a live chat with a support specialist and... well you know what t…
Guess who just mastered the ninja skill of opening iMessage and switching to a different thread before the text finishes rendering
.@matt_merkle probably not - the unicode shouldn't be displayed anywhere in the call stack - but I think I will try anyway ;)
RT @matt_merkle: @0xabad1dea I wonder if sending a report crashes anyone's system at Apple...
I am this --><-- close to phoning in an orbital strike on one of my so-called "friends" http://t.co/aBH30AxcZB
@nickdepetrillo you crashed desktop iMessage. I need you to send enough safe messages to scroll the malicious one off the top
RT @tweetsauce: Alphabetically, this appears to be the very last page on the English Wikipedia --> http://t.co/N3eFNOJ0bi
@kurt_culley you have no power here
@nullwhale is good fun
The demo iPads have predictably formatted iCloud IDs, but they're not hooked up to iMessage. A pity.
We're by the Apple Store. Let's find out what the iMessage IDs of the employee devices are
@DrPizza I thought that was true about Chrome but apparently not
@nickdepetrillo but not until you actually look at available wifis on the screen, right?
@nickdepetrillo oh, got it.
@nickdepetrillo that implies the other way around works but not necessarily
I'm trying to see if SSIDs work but I might be having a unicode problem with Windows. Don't have a Linux machine handy.
Now Facebook and anyone else trying to mitigate gets to play "how many text outlets are not processed by the filter ban inlet"
RT @vladkov: @nickdepetrillo @julianor yup, but quick workaround: post a photo and then add the unicode as the location of the photo… boom …
RT @nickdepetrillo: Looks like Facebook has blocked the unicode string from being posted on walls and timelines: http://t.co/RInKAkDsgY
@kylemaxwell but this TYPE of bug can very easily effect All Of WebKit at an unspecified point in an unspecified way.
But no actually stuff like this is why I am against software monocultures. I'm mean to Firefox but guess what it isn't crashing today
@djrbliss it's funny because I can't imagine you holding an iPhone
@elad3 the Chrome crash isn’t a Chrome bug though.
FIREFOX! Good friend. Best friend. You are not to be crashing, yes? Yes. Good fox. #unicopalypse
@segfault314 it was just private messaged to me and guess what
I literally cannot text my husband right now because the messages app is stuck in a crash loop thanks @nickdepetrillo
@panzer @nickdepetrillo just keep browsing twitter from ios you’ll find it ;)
@nickdepetrillo http://t.co/40l5MS0T01 weh weh
@nickdepetrillo actually it doesn’t crash on my Mac. :)
@addelindh @nickdepetrillo yes, because he was texting in Arabic
OH FUDGE FUDGE @nickdepetrillo JUST RESPRUNG ME OVER iMESSAGE WITH NO USER INTERACTION AAAUUUUGH
@tenfootfangs we’re all unblocked now! Toxic water under the structurally unsound bridge.
@m1sp see this is the end result of homosexual marriage!
RT @C0deH4cker: Culprit of that crashing link is this sequence of unicode characters: \u062E \u0337\u0334\u0310\u062E  This could be a majo…
@DarthNull @i0n1c it’s crashing my tab
Help I'm under attack from @i0n1c http://t.co/qVyJKzBBRi
@i0n1c my chrome just died when I went I check so I am guessing not yet
@i0n1c how do you mean? Is it blocking the unicode of death?
Tweetbot is superficially immune to the unicode of death but try an interaction like actions -> translate and you should get your crash
@kherge now try action -> translate mr. Tweetbot
RT @chriseng: RT @shadshar "Your attacker respectfully disagrees with your concept of scope." @zanelackey #NSC2013
@SurprisingEdge I deleted it last night, my first world problem is getting too many answers
@SurprisingEdge um… no answer to what?
@Myriachan @chriseng it won’t, it’s a userspace segfault.
RT @chriseng: Apparently it's this easy to crash iOS and OSX: https://t.co/YmLuiisrwv
@codeblue87 @caughtinflux @chpwn @grp nope. Try action -> translate! :)
@filcab try actions -> translate
@antifuchs actions -> translate ?
There are only 1,112,064 hard problems in computer science and all of them are Unicode
@m1sp but but :(
Thar be iOS segfault dragons https://t.co/i5enaY6oyt
@codeblue87 @chpwn should I infer the reason this was retweeted has to do with how it’s segfaulting tweetbot, @grp ?
@CliffsEsport but only black and only if they’re in stock, right?
@andywgrant thank you! The pink gives some people the twitches
@xthread also I need to delete this one too since it depends on the question I asked and got many good answers for …
@xthread nope! No standard lib.
@Kufat @Myriachan @naughtysecrets oh.
@Kufat @Myriachan @naughtysecrets you know it’s on steam right :p
@thegrugq it isn’t the best we can do but neither is the Latin alphabet… I think it’s stuck
@thegrugq should there still be a Linux in 20 years?
@thegrugq because Torvalds is not good at fostering talent
@Tomi_Tapio fixed width is not sufficient to save you from that.
@ErrataRob except not because this is a kernel
@kivikakk ew what codebase
RT @kivikakk: "gender - String. The gender of the Human (e.g. 'male', 'female'). Default: 'male'"
@mattblaze JUST 34? What does that make me
@coreplane I am aware! Nonetheless, I am quite sure that it links literally nothing not contained within itself. It's a kernel.
When all you deal with all day are binaries, pre-compiliation C starts to look like utter wishy-washy nonsense
@coreplane I am pretty sure the C standard lib isn't being particularly linked here.
@computionist @meursalt you're assuming I'm looking at a Linux userspace application. I'm not ;)
@QuantumG okay. I understand what's going on now then.
@QuantumG in particular in that this is clearly an older version of C than I learned.
@QuantumG which is why I was asking what I should expect to happen, to make sure I'm not wildly off base with The Weirdness.
.@QuantumG I have never seen THIS PARTICULAR IDIOM of declaring a function IN a function and not being able to find its implementation.
@QuantumG I don't see how that's supposed to make me feel better that I have a declaration and no implementation of some function
@jdiezlopez yes but  the function, where is it?
I can offer no rational reason for why programming ought be done in fixed-width fonts but by golly it ought
BTW if you are in the preorder queue for a pebble, gmail puts the notice that it's ready under the promotions tab
@OSVDB @timb_machine @_larry0 but I'm busy finding overflows in network code in Xinu :(
Re: "glad I noticed that filename": I just checked and con, aux, etc are still forbidden filenames in Windows 8. Thanks Obama!
@InfoSec208 technically Defcon :)
@nickm_tor (and you could recover the ASCII with some binary gunk)
@nickm_tor is it compressed? It may just be zip in a box
@kivikakk you aren’t?!
@0x90NOP @ErrataRob I met a kid in 2008 who said his entire university was still on token ring with no plan to upgrade
@stillchip @Secbuff oh. Just logged in did you? Yeah. Go use a third party client until UI Team gets the message...
I'm glad I noticed that filename before I tried to download this folder to Windows http://t.co/O1ZQqAzHKn
I think it would be good fun to review the first release of Linux to the same sky-high standards Torvalds holds contributors to now
Someone linked me Dr. Dobb's Journal. It looks like it's 2002 and it's loading like it's 1998.
All you old-timers really come in handy sometimes
@homakov well ya shouldn’t have left Boston huh.
@ErrataRob I was sad when I looked it up and loose source routing had already been deprecated before I could discover it ;)
@m1sp_ebooks @m1sp I am very prejudiced against the year 1248
@Secbuff @stillchip I bet you pirated it
# 372870979393175552
@ErrataRob I don’t remember which book it was but I independently discovered loose source routing spoofing while reading it at age 14 XD
@nickm_tor yay
@axiomfinity ahhh this may work out :D
RT @axiomfinity: @0xabad1dea http://t.co/3GIdeml4Zy
Old timers: you had tcp/ip in 1993 right
Like someone’s homemade tcp/ip stack from 1993 or something
@rubynerd err, not quite what I meant ^_^; real applications
Does anyone know of a good archive of old C code from 80s and 90s especially that isn’t maintained anymore
Dat documentation https://t.co/glsWD7xYAy
@hackerfantastic no >:(
@vogon @dijkstracula it’s not about you, vogon! It’s about other people who are not you
@dijkstracula @vogon please take any and all blocking bugs deadly serious. Blocking is used to mitigate severe abuse. :(
@trufae oh gods
RT @vogon: well, twitter conversation lines apparently broke the way blocking works, so that's a thing I'm going to be miserable about for …
RT @dangoodin001: Unpatched Mac bug gives attackers “super user” powers by going back in time http://t.co/rt6kTK921O
RT @adamcaudill: Anyone else seeing this? RT "@Reversity: yep #engadget is serving me malware each time I reload the main page" / @engadget
@ELLIOTTCABLE @vilhalmer you don’t need to tell me! I’m just not clear on whether or not you know what’s under the redaction
@nelhage that’s so yesterday! SEA hijack is unfashionable now
RT @SecurityHumor: "Be advised that the IP address 482.388.718.283 is fictional and does not correspond to an active or dormant network." #…
@ELLIOTTCABLE @vilhalmer wait you don't know what your criminal record says either? >.>
@comex you can see the first couple times you RT'd me on this graph from zero to ten thousand http://t.co/6z3NuGIDrx
How weird is it that when Nintendo says "play in 2D" they mean what they used to call "play in glorious ultra-real 3D"
RT @jennifurret: I'm always blown away by how many people go "Me too! I thought I was the only one!" when I talk about mental illness. This…
@boblord get me the UI team so I can <s>strangle</s> have some polite words about these tweets jumping all over the place #urgetokill
Now twitter is putting incoming tweets at the top and then violently yanking them away. Okay I will try to stop complaining... much
@i0n1c @ErrataRob we are all going down TOGETHER
@ErrataRob yes
RT @_ashleyelise: @0xabad1dea it also shows people that you have blocked in those convo blurps
Especially since it's now showing me replies TO people I don't follow and isn't showing me the original tweet #ComplainingAboutChanges
no I understand they're replies but that doesn't mean this method of operation is making sense to me regarding repeats
um so are tweets from earlier in the day just randomly going to pop back up in the web interface attached with blue lines or how does--
@ELLIOTTCABLE so: they can see that there is a criminal record but the contents are redacted? is this standard Alaska procedure?
Re: the cracked jars: @codeferret_ has learned web hacking pretty much from scratch since coming to work here and he has seen some horrors
@ELLIOTTCABLE wha
RT @arstechnica: In historic vote, New Zealand bans software patents http://t.co/iV8jWeHctB by @joemullin
.@shanley @techreview @paulg @eevee oh look it’s a point, there it is, reach out, aaaaaaand missed it
RT @shanley: Editor MIT @techreview defends @paulg's misogyny & discrimination; says startups have "plenty of weird skin colors" http://t.c…
@blueben thanks!
“I was much happier before I knew the internet was really just a carelessly stacked pile of cracked glass jars” - @codeferret_
@boblord BETTER NOT SCREW UP HUH.
@Viss my true mission has succeeded: to forcibly inject pink into a blue office
@boblord of course you realize if Twitter ever goes down due to a hack I'm going to mail y'all live squid or something
@Viss neeeeeverrrrrrr.
And that was the time I sent Twitter flowers for not going down and they all suspected it was a trojan of some sort
@boblord oh good I'm surprised it actually got there :p
I can read English just fine. I can read Dutch pretty well. But both in the same sentence is kinda hard I guess
@greenrd yes
"Password incorrect. Wachtwoord vergeten?" If you're gonna translate an interface in a commercial product...
@wompa164 and Zelda and Metroid and Animal Crossing and Fire Emblem and Kirby and oh the massive multimedia franchise Pokemon
Of course, I am not some sort of business person. My only credentials are being a loyal fan of Nintendo for twenty-two years & gamer angst
@Mordicant let’s wait and see how 2DS turns out because 3DS was a misguided venture in unnecessary costs
@ochsff I use imgur with twitter and generally it would happen immediately so that’s probably not it ?
.@akopa yes. But Nintendo has more good stuff than Sonic Team
I would save Nintendo by turning it into a software publishing house. Their own and their closely allied smaller brands. Seal of Quality.
@ochsff well this isn’t suspicious
@SzymonSzydelko that second one is artistic interpretation ;)
"Algorithm for causing your employer all sorts of exciting and entirely foreseeable problems"
Someone just told me their Java textbook has an "algorithm for extracting dollars and cents from a double"
@WhiteMageSlave this has been canon since Oblivion! He was the guy who wakes you up on the ship in Morrowind
@m1sp audio engineers are terrible people
@m1sp actually compat problems are pretty low because there is only one OSX. Shipping “Linux and OSX” is easier than “Linux and Linux and”
@JeffHandley @blowdart the sad truth is that the typical entry points of new coders to PHP just don’t talk about this stuff
@Paucis__Verbis oh that is attractive what is it
@chriseng yeah but you’re in Iceland so clearly you’re never coming back
@m1sp AAAUUUUUGH I am revoking your photoshop privileges
Oh no I forgot to bring back @chriseng’s DVDs oh wait he is in Iceland NEVER MIND I am keeping them forever out of spite
@m1sp but yes come to the “just like Linux but with more corporate funding” side
@m1sp there is similar Expensive software for Windows but none that I am aware of for Linux
@m1sp to my frustration I prefer to notate this type of rhythm in sixes which I can do with chiptune but in GarageBand it has to be 3/4
@m1sp GarageBand (comes with OSX) and carefully curated and hoarded soundfonts and gentle coercion to get them to load
@m1sp btw did you hear the orchestrated version of Stormwaltz I am envisioning it as Ismyrn teaching Barsamin how to be epic ;)
The Gameboy Advance is the greatest handheld console and the fact that it coincided with my emotional early teen years is coincidence
@chunter16 honestly this thing is closer to what I wanted in the first place: GBA just more powerful
I admire the artistic techniques of effective adversaries, at least until they take down Minecraft login servers
@mikko @spacerog I’m charmed with how effective SEA’s tactics are. Security teams need to update their playbooks.
I’ve actually seen a well-maintained Sears and Roebuck mail-order barn in Virginia. I wonder how many are still in use.
@tsdNull if you click through the video it appears to be on the official Nintendo YouTube
If you think the 1980s Sears Catalog is somethin’ — in the 1880s they had mail-order barns. http://t.co/4bo8smUSUK
@khronosdm I thought so but apparently it came through the official channels…
@m1sp it could be, but, ugh it looks unbalanced
@ra6bit get it, it’s 2D haha…
RT @TimoHirvonen: Grrrrrr, yet another Java PoC... http://t.co/PVy9pDUaF2 (thanks for the link, @kafeine!)
Nintendo is doing a good job parodying themselves http://t.co/1ZwGYkCESD
@vogon are we sure this isn’t a parody? Because if I were to parody Nintendo backtracking on the 3DS, the lack of hinge is a good touch
Actual text of law, part 15 http://t.co/AXjLCoiB8C via @mfukar (if it’s not clear: I was joking)
@mfukar I was hoping it was clear I was being facetious :(
(I’m pretty sure the “and” there means “in conjunction with” but that’s not as funny as the casual interpretation)
We’re all criminals! This was their master plan all along. http://t.co/FVT2tXBOuN
Amazon opened as a book store in 1995 and in 2013 it maintains a significant portion of the internet as we know it #scopecreep
@m1sp why would you say that :(
@arcticf0x they do actually. SEA already got some access a few months ago and was unable to change twitter :)
@m1sp I would be delighted
@m1sp I think my subconscious just finds the trope play there funny :p
@arcticf0x and it’s up to said organizations to learn to adapt to this tactic :)
@arcticf0x a bunch of script kiddies who are consistently able to break into famous organizations with phishing are not “lucky” but “smart”
RT @dresdencodak: In my experience, when cartoonists complain openly about their lack of skill, it's never fishing for compliments. We all …
@m1sp I had a dream someone complained my male characters are just decorative husbands with no agency
@arcticf0x not covering up anything, I suspect. This is how all of SEA’s hacks have gone down.
@shish2k it is genuine :p
“Melbourne IT has confirmed that the SEA used phishing tactics to gain access” raise your hands if you are the least bit surprised
RT @sakjur: @0xabad1dea Good morning :) You don't have a UEFI Secure Boot jailbreak for Chromebook Pixel lying around? ^_^ Asking for a fri…
@nlstart oeps :)
RT @_wirepair: if the NSA can make a typo and collect all of Washington's calls. Why can't the IRS make a typo and make all our tax dollars…
@m1sp there’s a reason Ziazan is so worried about running out of coffee with three gods in the house…
@blowdart I’m afraid I have spent all my sound and fury tokens for the night
@m1sp good cover concept? After being redone by a real artist who can color, of course. http://t.co/OWs4oWpjJJ
@blowdart are you encouraging me to be mean to children
@CaseyDunham yep. Not to be rude to some casual acquaintances but maybe they are not as intellectually fulfilling as the internet
This sort of "internet talking doesn't count as talking" stuff really grinds my gears. By gears I mean circuits. http://t.co/dTrr5P2SUk
I just sent flowers to someone on an impulse. It’s cheaper than buying computers and ball gowns on an impulse I guess
@Kim_Bruning works for me? Your DNS may still be poisoned http://t.co/5b63jQN5jN
Sorry that pastebin was the OTHER Melbourne IT compromise. They all look the same.
.@kivikakk @hk_net hey at least they’re not root, only www! ;)
@kivikakk I was actually expecting Melbourne to be the founder’s last name and you’d get all offended I’d blame your city ;)
@kivikakk THIS IS ALL MELBOURNE’S FAULT
@demize95 the official mobile clients might have hardcoded IPs to fall back on but I doubt it
@demize95 they could bring twitter down entirely if they can change the IP and it would just be Gone
It looks like SEA is trying to see how much they can poke Twitter without knocking over the actual API (because they rely on it too)
RT @jedisct1: twitter[.]ae now hijacked
@hemantmehta I’m allowed to be a grammar guardian on a site about teachers right
# 372506243543212032
I think I like this Cicero guy http://t.co/Ws4fDHRE54
Google Drive: "cannot sync this file for unexplained reason" Me: "okay here is a 'new' one that is actually the same file" Drive: "ok!"
@mtheoryx Syria Electronic Army. Political script kiddies with a high success rate.
@mtheoryx not at all, same registrar
@mtheoryx it was but it seems to be fixed. They did not bring down twitter (by choice, I think, as they need it)
@mtheoryx their DNS was compromised by SEA. SEA’s modus operandi is email social engineering.
@cfarivar I posted it in a second comment but http://t.co/Br1qXF7ycy has a quote from NYT’s chief information officer re: email safety
NYT telling their staff to not send any emails shows they actually paid attention to what brought down such noble competitors as the Onion
In any case I concede that the SEA is very good at their little niche http://t.co/Br1qXF7ycy
Why are registrars so annoyingly prone to getting popped
@znjp @marshray I’d assume it’s because you can do them by hand. I tried SHA1 hashing a string by hand once…
@vogon the future of the human race is a smoke detector beeping just out of reach forever
@boblord @0xcharlie uh do you know about your Whois just checking
@matt_merkle @demize95 such things are usually managed by a third party so...
It looks like the SEA has gotten into Twitter's whois settings via @demize95
@demize95 uh oh is this in DNS
"Someone" has slipped me the Defcon DVD set. But I'm too embarrassed to look
@int_SiPlus_void no idea. It fixes(tm) vague things(tm) to do with .net 4.5
(If you elect to "get help" it takes you to a knowledge base article with a patch. Instead of just... I don't even know)
@int_SiPlus_void the last of those, I assume
.@int_SiPlus_void no this is stock Windows 8
This is a bit of a dramatic way to say there's an update available, don't you think http://t.co/OuiL1Ftg4y
@nvll @vogon be strong ;-;
bitter irony: what I thought was a misplaced quote was actually a use of the very "e" modifier whose name I have cursed #php #EasyToMiss
@vogon PHP was my first language and I turned out fine
I'm that horrible person who's judgmental of all code like it's been submitted to a high art gallery
@waywardhem blehhh https://t.co/tc3NyAWwIl
@demize95 at least they're hashing correctly
@demize95 hardcoded min password len of 6. Nested if-pyramid from hell. Minor (non-persistent) XSS
I made the mistake of looking at a PHP repo listed under "trending" on github and oh my gods it's a login script and it's terrible
@apiary @LambDaTom @The1TrueSean yes because Europe is on another planet that'd be silly
@apiary @LambDaTom @The1TrueSean yes and you can take a boat to Europe but that doesn't mean Bostonians won't whine
@LambDaTom @The1TrueSean on a Bostonian scale we are on another continent
wow I just submitted my first pull request to an open source repo I'm big time now (it's to correct a typo)
I'm still not over the fact that PHP's original implementation of microtime() returns a string you have to manually parse ("fixed" in 5)
@xa329 uhhhh >:|
@Rddesjardin sort of. The nearby mall is the suburban leaf node of one of the bus lines.
I should probably clarify this is way out in the suburbs, not the inner city
@mtheoryx no I'm saying ls --recursive existed when I thought to try it and that's all I care about.
There is consistently a beggar in the same spot near the office- but a different one EVERY day- to the point we suspect a social experiment
RT @chpwn: @xor @0xabad1dea Sorry, that was a bug. It should be fixed later today.
@mtheoryx "the program 'tree' is not installed. You can get it by typing..." :p
Why did I only just today after nine years intuitively infer that `ls --recursive` must exist
Somewhere, an IBM mainframe programmer is grumpy https://t.co/TyzHqNzsFc
@qosys *checks price* yeah uh so about that... strictly hobbyist here
@qosys garageband + carefully hoarded soundfonts
@alex_gaynor we do.
I don't know OpenSSL, is it?! https://t.co/WfbvQBS4kD
dear heavens @soundcloud what does it take to not get one of my weakest uploaded pieces to be the first "related" track all the time
I finished the stormwaltz https://t.co/g80bf2YC7q
RT @xor: @0xabad1dea @captainsaicin alright I've posted to imgur http://t.co/YrJfZPTz8F
@xor @CaptainSaicin do you know imgur? Their no-login uploads have a reasonably large allowed size before they recompress
RT @xor: Ugh, Facebook's transparency report requires login. Screenshot of entire report attached. http://t.co/Zfsl1lntH9
RT @howtogeek: Microsoft screwed developers by not releasing to MSDN until GA, even though the single biggest Windows 8 problem is a lack o…
@profoundlypaige mint
@numist @0x17h Yellow Toner Needs Food Badly
@pippin @kyhwana “It’s me again! Humor!”
@JulianBangert þat is entirely besides þe point ;)
@Irrnick imgur’s twitter card must be broken…
@SrslyJosh I did both. Hate them both.
@nickm_tor @mjj122 *cough*
@0x17h lemme guess: outed someone as trans?
@0x17h I feel like I might have missed something exciting
@nickm_tor yeah but it’s the kind of thing that makes me want to write my own to show them who’s eight-bit boss
@dhw neither was I :(
.@nickm_tor I can only assume a fundamental confusion of machine word size and address space endemic to the 32-bit generation
@nickm_tor http://t.co/tZU5arRDnL
@Sonikku_a those are a different model. I assure you those are not the context :)
Start reading something. It refers to the 6502 as a 16-bit processor. Stop reading something. Rage into the night.
@d0m96 just GarageBand actually. The trick is nabbing good soundfonts and coercing the thing to actually load them :)
Work in progress -- I am trying to go for the "Game of Thrones soundtrack" type of sound https://t.co/g80bf2YC7q
(not being frivolous: I use my keyboard as, well, a musical keyboard.)
my keyboard needs a pressure sensor so it knows how much I really mean it
@ra6bit see also https://t.co/F8wEionZcW
@ra6bit there were some very dark and depressed times in between
@ra6bit ummm, so about being "the enlightened one".. ... ... ...
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@ra6bit because Jefferson was a kidder and Franklin was just going through a phase
@jlwfnord @QuantumG yes I am aware the protestant reformation started in Europe
@jlwfnord @QuantumG God's own hand reaching into the hearts of men to set America on the path of manifest destiny   (no really it said that)
@attritionorg sorry boss haven't checked the main timeline since after lunch won't happen again boss
@geekable the important bit is he used a 6" ruler (span in this context == width of hand spread)
@rgov tide goes in tide goes out you can't explain that
@elwoz @djon3s well, that's part of what I'm saying, a private school can be literally anything
@jlwfnord unfortunately I can't find the biology book but I assure you it had pictures of Hebrew kids riding triceratops
@sakjur (in many American secular textbooks they will say Before Common Era and Common Era but it is not mandatory)
@sakjur wait, so, of all the possible things wrong with that, you're offended by BC / AD? XD
@pborenstein however in south of the mason dixon's defense I also went to a school that used these books in New Hampshire
@pborenstein Catholic schools do not generally teach such a hard-line literal interpretation of biblical texts (they do other weird stuff)
@djon3s ie a Texas public school and New York public school are plenty different but a private school is just in another castle entirely
@djon3s assuming you're not American: there is a vast and deep gulf between any private school and any public school
@bhelyer yes, referring to the transition period, not to the complacency period
@willjohansson fun fact, I found all of these inside of five minutes, the entire book is just this stuff back to back to back
and now all of you know why I had a brief but fruitful Insanity Phase
No, my foreign friends, that is not a textbook used in *public* American schools, they're slightly more fair-n'-balanced
I feel like today is a good day to randomly drop this link to pictures of my actual high school history textbook http://t.co/XqDYtlr3OX
@attritionorg http://t.co/ktmXAHhriX
@Myriachan I know, I have studied Greek ;)
@marczak @newsycombinator yes there was a fuss about it beginning to exist at all recently
"It's me again! The Debian OpenSSL bug!" http://t.co/lbaiJXSXd6
@demize95 I imagine getting the ones in Spanish is not really a problem but I haven't actually seen an ID with such before
@demize95 even before ASCII America systematically forced incoming immigrants to respell their legal names with no funny squiggles
@demize95 I can tell you're not American
@xa329 it would be a manga if I could draw ;( it is definitely 100% novel :p
@Se3ek I have never met someone whose native language was not English who did not pronounce it that way already
@eevee I did use to have a flower symbol in my google name before G+ but people complained it broke sorting and search by name
@eevee because Google Plus blocks flower symbols
@Samurai336 overhang....
@Samurai336 it has other ligatures like in "fi" the dot will be subsumed into f's overhand
@Samurai336 no just ordinary TTF I like the font IM Fell Great Primer (which is a mimic of 1800s typesetting) http://t.co/MZJaETAfvH
@Samurai336 a good font like I use for compiling my manuscript will create ligatures automatically
I should start insisting my IRL name is spelled Melißa so I can break websites with that too
@vogon @bburbank denial frustration bargaining acceptance patching the wad
@m1sp @WhiteMageSlave he slept like that. That’s a valid, non-fan service reason, right?!
@CyborgCode I’m saying it’s not a type of compromise that implies server-side access to data. They’re spray painting the outside.
@m1sp I fixed several before sending the release candidate draft to People
Though threatening to change the name of a country on Google Maps is not as effective when your delivery method was DNS hijacking
@demize95 @newsycombinator http://t.co/1QFbsBheBH
@eevee wh a a ?
@demize95 @newsycombinator probably DNS poisoning then unless you’re jesting about agreeing with their political demands re: map name
RT @newsycombinator: Google palestine hacked http://t.co/F3O8KjoF6a
@DrPizza well when you think about it the alternative is fighting the snow
@DrPizza I unblock pretty much every website that uses Project Wonderful
@WTFuzz I am incredibly jealous
@demize95 my ego is already dangerously cheesy
@nelhage I do, but people tend to download and send to iPad, as it's a PDF
1) send manuscript to a bunch of friends 2) find typo 3) infinite shame
@WilRockall I never touch the dynamic stuff and often do not even remember it exists :)
I only just noticed that our own list of flaws we check for now officially includes "client-side Java" as an official vulnerability
@mubix good luck finding a computer that won't crash under the load on kernel memory
@technololigy I like your new bio a lot
@DrPizza @gsuberland you just have to enumerate them with 16-bit unicode. Check out my é drive
Without dragging out my copy of @markrussinovich et al, I suspect Windows will ragequit before you get to two billion hard drives anyway
Today on "if only I could exploit that": "hmm... this will overflow if your computer has over two billion hard drives"
The face of a cat finding Turing-completeness in another unsuspecting file format http://t.co/xWpjUzP3Mk @sergeybratus
RT @vogon: humanity has been capable of powered heavier-than-air flight for longer than women have been able to vote in the US
Is that to imply that Canadians are NOT afraid of dragons http://t.co/UvuU5apGFB
@_____C @puellavulnerata except plaintext email is not buggy and incompatible and is in fact the standard
@puellavulnerata most clients support expanded attack surface!
RT @puellavulnerata: My bank now sends me e-mail with a text/plain component that explains "most e-mail clients support HTML and you should…
“Using an ad blocker so the images aren’t seen is a crime!” Thieves! Time to go arrest everyone on the internet who is blind!
Calling all @shit_hn_says we got a code red https://t.co/DRyJj4V70H
@akohlsmith @natashenka not an intentional one. I’ve had people tell me their fridge was a source of interference before
@savagejen oh my gods
@eevee I have had the thought "take a screenshot and flip it over" as a method of taking a photograph of myself at my desk so...
@m1sp "someone" scanned my old letter to myself instead of sending the envelope to me and I am almost too embarrassed to show you. almost
@savagejen tried to tell her that ones that start with @ don't go to all ten thousand ;)
@savagejen yes but I didn't say so because everyone loves using the "how could you say that to ten thousand strangers" line on me...
I thought if I told someone where a letter I wrote to myself when I was 13 was and I wanted it back ***DON'T OPEN IT*** was implicit
@m1sp @WhiteMageSlave meanwhile, in book 2 http://t.co/HkX21jBhDz
@Kim_Bruning @vogon only one of the characters is Fake Dutch just FYI ;)
@nickm_tor can’t tell if amazing pun or just been into the Naruto
@m1sp I am sketching out the opening to book two right now and it is the most manga thing
@PhilippBayer @supersat well they’re clearly really bad at it
@dan_crowley and that’s how you internet, FIN
@dan_crowley that was your SYN. This is my ACK. Now you give me a SYNACK please ACK
@ShadowTodd remember the time you publicly consumed an item of pop culture despite already being of the opinion it wasn’t that great
@natashenka try everything with a screen, and the refrigerator
@natashenka I’m not an expert I’m just good at getting into trouble and back out of it
@armcannon because the world is so short on generic guitarists
@natashenka do you have any idea what frequency it is or what it “sounds” like ?
@kattkieru \o/
@0x17h depends. Some just let it slide, some watch TV services, some visit a local church at random
@quantFlu I'm not, thank gods
@ryanfenno I find it utterly astounding that even Sun has better visual appeal on docs than Oracle (especially since they're the same docs)
Tonight on interesting vulns: this SSL certificate checks out! I'mma just pull the organization name out and use it as a filename verbatim
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@ryanfenno serving up a few MB of static HTML once a week is truly the limit of computer science
Everyone: my question was W H Y not H O W ;( why would Oracle block public documentation from being indexed by all bots
@PhilippBayer yes the question stands W H Y
@gsuberland what do you mean? there's nothing cached about it, I can see the robots.txt with my own eyes, it denies everything to everyone
W H Y it's not even anti-google - it's user-agent: * ! http://t.co/RlbKHeLLQo
@dveditz My father is a devoted fan of Tolkien. I don't think my mother has ever read a fantasy novel in her life.
@cyclerunner PATCH NOTES v1.0.0.3  * resolved temporal paradox - please reboot canon
@zcutlip I escaped before the mandatory transformation into Northern Virginia Barbie
@chort0 http://t.co/Bx3NlSYT4d I lived there for a few years everyone chuckles about the rogue backhoes
@chort0 have you heard about the treasure allegedly buried in southwestern Virginia? People take backhoes to others' backyards at night...
As a former resident of Northern Virginia I am pretty sure the soil is in fact cursed by a malevolent cult and that's why AWS goes down
@bobpoekert IT'S ALWAYS VIRGINIA WHY IS IT NEVER CALIFORNIA
This is the state of our internet: I hear that two services are down and I know something happened at Amazon's Northern Virginia datacenter
"instagram and vine are both down" "what at the same time" "yeah" "this looks like a case for Cloud Detective" http://t.co/UrF3hbu6XD
@savagejen I know a girl who did a ten-minute video demoing that and teenage boys won't stop sending her messages on youtube
@MarkKriegsman btw I finished my novel that's my true hackathon completed
@MarkKriegsman I knew of it - it's parodied by The Princess Diaries - I just didn't realize how ridiculously awkward the rulership setup is
@savagejen *scratches neck* ow my bare skin
@pajp I couldn't figure out how to turn that stuff off and I had a one megabyte file system allowance including versions it was hell
@savagejen it's been amusing to watch everyone project their favorite minor league brand as the mythical Third Phone of my dream
@vogon @Kim_Bruning ps one of the language spoken in my novel is Fake Dutch which is just Dutch with Abadideaized spelling
@vogon @Kim_Bruning *sings off tune* VILHELMUS VAN NA-SA-WE BEN IIIIIK VAN DOOUUT-SEN BLOOOEEED I'm so good at Dutch
@vogon stop giving me technical answers when I am marveling at the artistic majesty of how ridiculous it is
no joke there is a country whose king is elected by another country which is a republic Europe how did this happen http://t.co/EjJ9Y0TsKA
@beist that's rough. Hang on, I have some PHP...
Did you know one can be elected to Their Serene Highnesses Highness the Co-Princes of Andorra
@geekable it's been edited to a Certain Extent and it is now in "ignore it for a while before rereading it" phase
@ulysseas yeah there's nothing worse than "forget to take it and you'll get sick. Take it twice and you'll get sick differently"
"Dear... thirteen-year-old... self: do not... write solemn vows... on Lisa Frank unicorn stationery. Sincerely, just kidding go ahead"
@mbrit planning on self-publishing as ebook because I think my main audience would be those who read other online stuff I enjoy.
@mbrit wrote, as of two nights ago :) and yeah I sent it to some good friends etc.
@CyborgCode unless of course one specifically wants to be a professor
@CyborgCode I don't particularly feel that I need more degrees, they are necessary to advance in some sciences but not CS so much
You can tell I am actually a programmer because the novel is now in "release candidate" stage
My genius is surpassed only by my ability to take a pill out of a medicine bottle and lose track of it before it gets to my mouth
@m1sp you're fired for not questioning Clarion's last action :p
@jason_shell well I wrote the novel so if they don't they will soon
You see here a NOVEL. It is about RELIGION. Also about GAY. It may press some BUTTONS. Send copy to parents y/N
@WhiteMageSlave @m1sp I have so many subplots plots within plots within the tears of shippers
@tomslominski http://t.co/ykGxv1BuZz
@elad3 I seem to be magnetic to early adopters of all sorts
To show you how messed up my psyche is, in my dream, the Third Brand of Phone pretty clearly ran VMS.
@Radeachar twitter is so easy to manipulate ;)
@m1sp why do I feel like I've written almost four hundred pages and barely advanced the overall plot at all
@Kufat yes. and Symbian.
@pusscat D:
And now all of you tell me your brand loyalties and so far none of them have been Blackberry.
I had a dream last night that I finally found it: the legendary Third Brand of Phone that was neither iPhone nor Android. What nonsense!
RT @PRISM_NSA: What's a nice girl like you doing in a keyword search like this? #NSAPickUpLines
RT @dhh: Remember when NSA was caught recording phone sex between American's overseas and passing it around office for laughs? http://t.co/…
@m1sp and may he be damned for it!
RT @dan_crowley: There's another word for #LOVEINT: Stalking.
@Ruzvay http://t.co/ykGxv1BuZz
I have been reading my *own* book literally all day, and it is a LOT longer than I thought it was
@MechMK1 yeah. stupid unicode tricks
This is a good way to scare yourself to death with a search box http://t.co/F0DczG1CYf
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@m1sp if you read Glory in the Thunder backwards it's the story of an old man who doesn't kill all of his friends
@puellavulnerata being IT in a prison is interesting in the academic sense because there are malicious actors physically present
@puellavulnerata as staff of the "free to quit to the extent that any lower-middle class person is 'free' to quit jobs" sort
@puellavulnerata fun fact both my parents have worked in jails (there I just ruined your opinion of my family forever)
@ID_AA_Carmack except htons, I think we’re stuck with that one…
@lyyx because non-Americans don’t have RIGHTS, silly! ;(
Jails and hospitals are both constantly catching workers looking up acquaintances in the system. Or random interesting strangers #LOVEINT
This is only the single most predictable misuse of access to information in human existence #LOVEINT http://t.co/xLp5tFym5t
@The1TrueSean you should see how many smart phones you can put on a railing over water
@maradydd @sergeybratus eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
RT @chort0: So the author of the PATRIOT act and the UK Terrorism act both saying they're being abused. WHO COULD HAVE PREDICTED THAT??? #I…
@m1sp you know I'd be the melodramatic one saying "there isn't room for us all, I GIVE UP MY PLACE FOR YOOOOUUUU"
@Packetknife I’m rereading it to patch a few things up then giving some copies to Trusted Friends
@froztbyte yes, the one I finished last night and was generally freaking out on twitter about 8)
@trap0xf what in tarnation is this contraption that guards its bytes so well
I never would have finished the novel without @m1sp best friends forever until the end of the world or the eve of our mortality whichever
RT @AutomatedTester: A QA engineer walks into a bar. Runs into a bar. Crawls into a bar. Dances into a bar. Tiptoes into a bar. Rams into a…
RT @commentisfree: The detention of #DavidMiranda was an unlawful use of Terrorism Act | Charles Falconer - who helped introduce the act ht…
@JackLScanlan I hate to break it to ya Jack but I think your parents might have secretly been white
RT @usayd: REALLY from a kids book: "As they went through the airport, Olivia was searched for weapons. She was very pleased." http://t.co/…
@0x17h I just woke up but my fake detectors are ringing
@m1sp I'm doing a read-and-fix scan now... wooo
@m1sp /me grabs you and dances
@Xaosopher I know what is meant by that phrase, but the body count is pretty high
@inversephase I'd say my *taste* has improved considerably. But when I pull out old notebooks I am not ashamed of the writing itself.
@inversephase I was always the grammar worksheet golden child
RT @SecurityHumor: When someone starts a conversation with "Promise not to get upset?", just punch them in the face to save everybody’s tim…
@chriseng yeah, it’s like attending a wedding, if you don’t object the very day it’s declassified you have to forever hold your peace!
RT @SamSykesSwears: This picture was intended to illustrate the "horrors" of suffrage, but damn if that doesn't look like an awesome bar ht…
@m1sp I think I succeeded in making “Ani” into a woobie in four whole pages of prologue
@darkuncle I generated the PDF myself, sooo..... 50/50
Problems that should not exist: having to reboot the iPad so I can get a large PDF open in userspace without malloc failing
@kevinlange I should probably read the last several chapters I just wrote first
@strathmeyer http://t.co/wm2hA0bX1R
If you wonder what on earth the novel is about (not hacking), this is a lot easier than trying to fit it in a tweet http://t.co/ykGxv1BuZz
Word count (aside from final editing) is 106,940, almost exactly the size of Prisoner of Azkaban, this pleases me
@megapint I prefer to think of myself as having a different sort of genitals! ;)
@elimisteve the final http://t.co/Pt93gknC4m is girl-on-girl.
@hypatiadotca YES just let me do one more readthrough to patch up some minor rough spots
@hypatiadotca PS. IT'S REALLY GAY
@GarethLewin yeh
@elimisteve vaguely steampunk take on the Silk Road. Teenagers. Politics. Blowin' stuff up. Gaaaay.
@Tomi_Tapio at this moment only @m1sp because I need to reread it myself and straighten up a few things
.@Jedi_Amara yeah in my personal headcanon I am still 17
Dear thirteen-year-old me tell that random girl on the internet she was wrong that you'd never finish a novel it just took until you were 25
RING-A-DING-DING hey what's that sound oh nothing it's just the sound of me FINISHING MY NOVEL LIKE I SAID I WOULD TWELVE YEARS AGO
@attractr thanks <3 I already went through my sound-and-fury newly forged atheist phase, to the luck of twitter
@attractr always there, strangled repeatedly, until I went through an outright suicidal phase and came out the other side a few years ago
@attractr for the record I am no longer a fan of the Trumpet Sounds, Everybody Dies club.
@attractr and yeah I could read pretty well at six. Read the whole thing. Maybe barely seven? I don't know, doesn't much matter.
@attractr that everyone who did not bow before my god was going to have the blood squeezed from their bodies to the depth of bridles
@attractr now imagine when I was six years old I was told that every word of Patmos: The Acid Trip was literally true
@m1sp it is a wicked thing I have done
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One of the locations in my novel is actually just a really good game of Dwarf Fortress I played back in 2010 (it's a secret to everyone)
@kevinlange @eevee I bet this would be hilarious if it would load :(
RT @KristinPaget: Attention, world!  Hormone therapy is "basic medical care" and does not equate to "sexual reassignment surgery".  Just FY…
@attractr I feel educated in all the wrong ways that I actually know which book is a bad acid trip on Patmos just offhandedly
RT @RajaSandhu: Very short story of a designer...  http://t.co/CzqBQF6bii
@nickm_tor my Hermione Instinct to lecture you on the reason the term is used is overpowering
@TweetsofOld was the context discussing the name of the town of Ladysmith by any chance?
RT @SLWorona: No spying. Well, spying, but legal. Well, a few illegal, but unintentional. Well, a few intentional, but not many. … http://t…
"Drivers carry less than twenty dollars at all times" Yeah well I just tipped you $21 what now huh yeah I thought so
I don't know why someone said "I'm gonna ask Mark Twain to pose shirtless" but I'm glad they did http://t.co/iz5Icotpm1
Hey husband, come here, I want to try something http://t.co/5LWe4tG07r
.@kattkieru is it working http://t.co/q2km6AfTd0
.@kattkieru then I am channeling Stan Lee subconsciously because I just woke up
@nickdepetrillo incidentally my cultural narrative does not overlap with yours on this concept so there is an infinite gulf between us
At some point we just replaced stories of fairies and magical knights with stories of aliens who get power from the sun (and Batman)
Of course everyone is talking about Batman. Shared cultural narratives are the building blocks of cohesive civilization.
RT @caulkthewagon: .@nathanLfuller Okay, then @jaketapper and CNN, you can never use the name "Lady Gaga" ever again, or any other celeb wh…
@kevinlange Dear Husband has been angsting about character choice
RT @chimeracoder: I've also been blown away by the number of similar experiences that people, both strangers and friends, have shared. *Tha…
Read this story about the TSA. To the end. There’s a plot twist. http://t.co/LfsEmeLtbM
@tapbot_paul unsolicited UI suggestion: visually distinguish between jpeg instagrams and hellnoise instagrams before I tap #heartattack
Reminder: we have the secret opinion now and the opinion is not gentle http://t.co/XOTdF3EWT0
RT @savagejen: None of our heroes are perfect, which is why it's important to limit the powers we grant them. It's damage control.
@radarpixie depending on context, I am "from" the Netherlands, New Hampshire, Massachusetts, or any of six places in Virginia
@radarpixie it's a long story, but in this case, rural Virginia
RT @maxious: @0xabad1dea check yo pizza privilege
Yes indeed I come from a place where there's no pizza delivery any time of day, never mind so late. Third world stuff I know
It was worth moving across the country solely for "I'm hungry, I don't feel well, and it's about midnight. Let's order pizza"
@m1sp Ding! The Old Draft Fragment is finally integrated!
OH "I'm thinking of writing an Atari demo now. But that might be the legal definition of insanity."
@adpaolucci I'm about halfway there!
The last few thousand words of a novel are the hardest to write...
@m1sp ctrl+f "telescope" and behold the dialogue that is the peak of my writing career
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@focalintent I feel mostly better so I think it's a large block-by-block move and erase
I have successfully passed the fever token to my husband!
@SurprisingEdge IDK. I noticed this because I could not actually fit the connector in the socket due to the offending particle
@amazingant It's cool except that the magsafe 2s are EXTREMELY prone to falling out
Warning: if a tiny piece of magnetic material gets lodged in a magsafe connector port, it is the dickens to get back out
.@EWErickson is the sort of person who makes me reconsider my philosophy of the goodness of the human heart http://t.co/5wIlOQqs0d
@neontrotsky @puellavulnerata @EWErickson it must be nice to live in a world where you can literally demonize people
@kaepora I assume it isn’t her legal name yet (and may never be). Chelsea “Bradley” Manning?
@gsuberland you think our prisons even acknowledge transgenderism as a concept?
If you can remember to call Manning “Chelsea Manning” from now on, that is one little victory for one sort of freedom — of identity
RT @ioerror: It appears that #Manning has made an extremely important statement today: https://t.co/xevyH1PBPd
RT @tv_Amaro: #Syria A 10 year old girl drew us what she saw in her village. More compelling than any press report. It sums it all http://t…
@Viss nooo not the beautiful hair
@mattblaze I’d guess by packet in which case that’s easily all the important bits
RT @avibryant: OH @nelhage "DNS was always doomed to be a disaster... naming and caching, that's _all it does_"
RT @suchitagarwal: This is how all deploys happen at Twitter https://t.co/867XYEUALy
@lllamaboy this is the part where I’m not sure if you’re kidding
@m1sp @hypatiadotca @TonyAbotMHR and we can't let Gillard continue to be the Prime Minister of This Napkin.
@m1sp ohai down under. I wrote a bunch! I am too tired to write another word I think so Little Miss Introspection is gonna have to sit there
@hypatiadotca @m1sp everyone should have a friend who makes a perfect markov chain input.
@kyhwana @nrr with all respect to leafypants, we are not two souls of one heart or something sappy like that
The @m1sp x @0xabad1dea fusion bot cuts straight to the heart of the matter https://t.co/oXrpA7I2fJ
@trevortimm @MalwareJake @EFF I probably owe y’all some donations…
@nrr I… I… … ….
RT @conor64: UK forced David Miranda to give up his email and social media passwords on threat of prison http://t.co/j4zIv8Q6WU
RT @trevortimm: This footnote from the just-declassified FISA court ruling on unconstitutional NSA surveillance is extraordinary: http://t.…
@jesster_king because I find Saint Guiltystine supremely annoying
@jesster_king @m1sp it turns out to be a curable condition, if you are whacked upside the head with enough books.
@jesster_king @m1sp Yeah. I did that. For twen'y years.
@jesster_king @m1sp you know I spent about twenty years being super religious right? I don't think it's genetic.
@Tomi_Tapio the live word / character count for the working section increments character count on spaces
@rejectionking http://t.co/D5hTVwhz0F
@bobpoekert http://t.co/QbbBiv1Ttk
@bobpoekert yep
WORDS FOR THE WORDCOUNT GOD http://t.co/xnGYBhA3c3
This startup looks pretty promising http://t.co/KlPVxZVQcx via @harper
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@Mega_Turd that's the justification
@m1sp I hadn't seen this trope before! I'm glad I did http://t.co/cZIVi9Od1A
@lllamaboy though I'm being told the whole mobi won't be sent to Kindles, so hopefully the relevant part will weigh in under that.
RT @dvsch: @0xabad1dea @harper the mobi files you see are combined kf8 and mobi7 files. only one of those is sent to a device. So 1.5x epub…
@lllamaboy my standard-length novel produces a mobi of over a megabyte with the official kindlegen.
@JulianBirch I am not dragging myself through a billion pages of "women suuuuuuuck" for that :p
Amazon deducts from Kindle royalties based on filesize of download. mobi files are about three times the size of equivalent epub files. Hmmm
My reporter on the ground is telling me League of Legends was hacked. My response: LOL ! Get it? You get it right
FYI I have read several physical Loeb books before and they are specifically what I want for my personal library. Muy perfecto.
@CharlesAllhands I need physical copies. I'm starting my collection for Hypothetical Future Daughter.
@bobpoekert (to channel some Molly Weasley)
@bobpoekert because lemme tell you I had to learn the hard way to NEVER TRUST A TRANSLATION if you CAN'T SEE where it keeps its SOURCE!
@bobpoekert My school library had these books. There is a reason I want them. They are bilingual. And very carefully typeset.
Can someone crowdfund getting me every book on http://t.co/5A3KyFgpDx except the Confessions of St. Augustine let's skip those ones thanks
@bhelyer I'm a defensive mage. As opposed to offensive. Color is up in the air ;)
@bhelyer "infosec people" is a broad category. In my case we do not begrudge them a good score ;)
If honesty is a word then earnesty should be too. I say this with all the earnesty in my heart
Every now and then we get a customer app which is actually robust, resilient, and exhibits security-aware structure. We stop and marvel.
@technololigy I think so. The target data was not normalized anyway. Are we using <p> or <span> today?
I'm basing that tweet on a very vague memory of Intern Hell where I was told to parse some XML. And it had to be Classic ASP.
.@xabean The only reason it's better than classic ASP: ASP has zero native XML parsers. PHP has seventeen!
RT @xabean: @0xabad1dea Did you author a book recently? http://t.co/ANZ9bxBC6n #PHP
@steveklabnik I just hope I remember in thirty years I got hella lucky.
@steveklabnik When I look at my past economic status compared to my present I was definitely The Poor But Smart Kid Who Got Hella Lucky
RT @commitsfln: I'd call myself the git master, but apparently I'm the git issue_117
RT @m1sp: Biblical genetics: make spotted sheep by... getting them to mate while looking at patterned sticks. http://t.co/VyNmIzFnr0
RT @ejacqui: @werezompire @BenKuchera I'm going to start asking "How will your game stand out from other games with male leads?"
RT @werezompire: I was seriously asked, "How will you make your game stand out from other games with female leads?" I should have said, "Sh…
RT @alertnewengland: Operators of the remote control mini-sub have been instructed to call the @USCG before future operations.
RT @alertnewengland: Environmental PD off with a remote submarine in the outer part of Boston Harbor. Requesting MSP dive team to evaluate.
@eevee hahaha wow oops I'll just make something up about being European. And measuring words fractionally.
@eevee because I'm not patient, I can't focus, ..... dang my novel's word count is gonna hit 100,00 today how is this even possible
@geekable I’m all for Rule of Laws Which Consistently Produce Reasonable Outcomes
RT @gsuberland: Bradley Manning has been sentenced to 35 years in prison.
@nrr I’m pretty sure it’s a “get attention for the problem — plan on coming back when some legislation is passed”
RT @bascule: Spent way too much time making a high res ECB mode penguin: http://t.co/UDsaCMAKh8
RT @sergeybratus: Bought new shoes today, advertised --out of all things!-- as "airport friendly". O tempora o mores.
@eevee almost as if it’s OUR careers he’s talking about (Ohai I’m awake now)
@SimonZerafa … “woman flu”? I wasn’t aware an excess of X’s led to increased risk of influenza
RT @matthew_d_green: Never trust a PRNG you don't control.
@SimonZerafa never had a fever as an allergic reaction before
@SimonZerafa hmm, I just woke up… but my face is still red…
@m1sp I just wrote Talassen's impassioned defense of her brother while delirious with a fever. Please let me know if it makes ANY sense.
@savagejen MY husband? Wake up while he was taking a nap downstairs? Science has not yet shown this possible
@WhiteMageSlave http://t.co/ZhjGFFE1JJ
@_yossi_ there were no witnesses. So either I did this to myself or Harry Potter is real and I've been Hermione all along
@BaconZombie TIL I read fluent Autocorrect
1) be delirious with fever 2) draw the Deathly Hallows on yourself for no apparent reason 3) pass out 4) wake up and freak out
@BaconZombie pretty sure that would kill me a lot faster than the poison would. Or is that your plan, ASSASSIN?
And like if Han Solo could be scared or upset or angry or whatever I totally could too! ...... .... ..... I was a lonely child
I figured this out while reading a Star Wars novel actually. It finally hit me that it was written by an adult for adults about adults.
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I did not figure out until I was 13 that adults experienced a full range of emotions. I thought losing most of them was part of maturity.
@SimonZerafa I think I will be soon
@m1sp if I die of this fever, finishing the book is your job. I'm serious. Don't screw up
@_BluShine then you get moral failures with a 100% management approval rating
I am running a fever. It started about five minutes after I took a sip of coffee. I am stronger than your poison, assassin!
@Kufat I am not moogosexual
I’ve been informed @codeferret_ is leaving me for a chocobo named Chocobro. It’s Massachusetts so that’s probably legal
@hirojin I would say kill it with fire but the NSA's metaphor detectors are not very accurate
@jdunck I'm just trying to show both "all <x> are evil" and "I know an <x> and they're a good person" the intersection thereof
My next tweet was going to be complaining about coffee and I gave myself mood whiplash
So if I say, an organization is bad, I do not mean every person engaged in its activities is evil. Most of them are good. Just also small.
@seedOftheNeed and governments and departments that governments leave well enough alone.
Complicated systems produce moral failures which no individual person involved in the decision-making process would have approved of.
@m1sp Maybe I should mention you to my mother some day I mean you're kinda my best friend in the whole universe an' stuff Mom this is Jaiden
@m1sp this communication channel is compromised ! http://t.co/pipjJ7OjPn
@eevee I met one once!
@callmewuest nah it'd probably have the exact same metadata as it's sourced from whoever publishes the MP3s and it's not WRONG metadata
The number of people who have answered "by grabbing a random googler face-to-face and making them listen" shows google has a problem
@miguel_pilar I went to their support page and nothing seemed suggestive of "click here to file an actual technical bug"
@pmjordan *slow clap*
Negative six internet points to whoever points out I could mitigate by renormalizing my MP3 metadata that came right off *Google's* store :p
I'm pretty bad about filing bugs but this is angering me because it renders my current favorite song completely unsearchable
Six internet points to whoever can tell me where to file a bug report with Google Music that will actually get read by a human
I have determined that the problem is that @GOOGLEMUSlC cannot figure to normalize between straight quotes and smart quotes. Dorks.
Google Music's search is broken. "The King's" will turn up every song I have with substring "king" except "The King's Arrival". ... ...
@iand but no-one ever told me that girls shouldn't drive cars.
@iand incidentally, I don't have a driver's license.
@thegrugq why you gotta retweet me out of context
@kaepora I’d take that in a heartbeat over a pledge of allegiance that involves someone else’s tribal god …
@homakov you will see that in every restaurant in Massachusetts, so don’t bother keeping count
(P.S. the frog is your civil liberties)
“This isn’t too hot,” said the frog in the warm bath kettle. “I’m not sure why we need so much extra firewood, though.”
@puellavulnerata oh my gods who do we need to bludgeon
@alzeih it says 口口 you just have a narrow width font
@JackLScanlan drag out @m1sp kicking and screaming and cursing the sun. And give coffee from me with love <3
RT @mikko: Code review of Future Crew's seminal 1993 demo Second Reality: http://t.co/8lNKeCPIUL By Fabien Sanglard (@fabynou) http://t.co/…
RT @rachelmyers: What to do when dude says 'It's bare metal rails. Pure computer science.' I can violence, right?
@m1sp but I think you will find it… was never gone in the first place! So I must be innocent
@m1sp because let me tell you I will give back my stolen data if that’s what you want Mr. Thug nooooo problem
Uhhhhh does Britain know how electronic storage works because uh… http://t.co/QaGYkK0uYF
@m1sp mispy my mother is texting me the watchmaker’s argument mispy help D:
RT @tqbf: Oh for fuck’s sake. Ruby’s OpenSSL binding gets fooled by NUL byte in subjectAltName. http://t.co/u3zWH5eoo0
@iand https://t.co/7FGyOKFiG4 computers ain’t free bro neither are weekends
@m1sp and is impressed that at SOME POINT across THOUSANDS OF YEARS, a city in the Middle East was attacked and destroyed! PROPHECY
@m1sp this person comes so close to reasonable then veers off -- https://t.co/aJsriiw3po
@m1sp on a *completely unrelated* note, I wrote a new epilogue
@m1sp tonight on: randomly linking you religious texts http://t.co/W0Q4v51Flk
"Two hour guitar music chillout video" Sound of door abruptly slamming twenty-nine minutes in
@allen_jensen tell me I am fuck-ing imagining it. Everyone is upper middle class and schools are funded and life is good and fair.
@allen_jensen tell me how all of our schools have equal access to technology and qualified technology teachers. Please.
@allen_jensen tell me how that’s just some freak statistical fluke and my school was the only one on earth like that. Please.
@allen_jensen I lived in an area that was 60/30/10 white/black/other. My programming class was 100% white. I was the only girl.
@allen_jensen tell me how everyone in the world can afford computers and internet access and has the time to tinker. Please.
@allen_jensen @TravTurn sigh, way to miss what I was telling you: go read. Conclusions are not tweet-sized.
“All your emotions sound really fake” “WHAT” “except your anger”
@LoveFNDeluxe it might help just a tad.
@QuantumG not ending in flames is the outcome of, say, 99.99% of bus rides. If it DOES end in flames, that's bad luck.
@QuantumG so just understand by "luck" I mean a favorable outcome that I did not produce by conscious, rational choices.
@QuantumG I didn't pick my genes either if that's what you're getting at. But I could have been raised adoptively from day 1, it happens.
RT @blueg3: @0xabad1dea People seem to not understand that it's not about individuals, it's about population statistics.
@QuantumG So, of all possible parents in the world, that the two I had were a favorable outcome compared to average and worst case, is luck.
@QuantumG Um, absolutely nothing new agey about it. I didn't exist. And then I existed. And I had parents. I didn't pick them.
@QuantumG so yeah I'm lucky as hell
@QuantumG it was luck they were *MY* parents. Pure, completely uncontrollable happenstance.
@QuantumG I don't remember choosing who my parents were at character generation
@QuantumG that does not mean individual white kids are not poor. It means there is a system of biases larger than individual kids.
@QuantumG My area was 60% white, 30% black, 10% other, my CS program was ~98% white. It's not mysterious.
@QuantumG and judging by how many children I've seen discarded, having parents that truly care is pretty lucky and out of the kid's control.
@QuantumG there. are. multiple. axes. multiple. dimensions. it. is. not. one. number.
@m1sp zomg the marriage oath in this chapter is actually a poem I wrote in 7th grade during my first big crush
Almost no-one is successful purely by privilege! They worked hard too. Almost no-one is successful purely by hard work! They got lucky too
@QuantumG @AsherLangton GDI you opened with a mention of cultural context and promptly began to ignore it
@QuantumG @spacerog well I was definitely the only girl who graduated in computer science from that school that year.
@QuantumG @spacerog cultural context: an area of Virginia that's about 40% black.
@QuantumG @spacerog the 29 white male students from upper middle class homes I went to CS 101 with? Me being 30 of 30.
okay no more buzzing my twitterphone I have a novel to finish chumps
@Bluebie @aredridel naw see they uppercased it first it's totally airtight yo
@allen_jensen @TravTurn I am not google. But google, if it was having a busy evening, might suggest something like http://t.co/SAkPBVYPm3
@QuantumG @spacerog You had computer clubs?!?! But yes see point about community acceptance
RT @rauchg: You can replace `FIXME` in source code comment with ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
@QuantumG @m1sp I don’t think any of us stated that having a computer induces being a programmer
@QuantumG and I’m a woman. It works out sometimes.
@xa329 @thegrugq what do you think mentors are…
Privilege is not a master on/off switch. It exists on several axes. As a white female bisexual once on welfare, I’m all over the map.
@QuantumG in *my* social context, being a poor white kid was measurably more privileged than being a poor black kid
@QuantumG but in the original context, being given the benefit of the doubt due to gender was part of the privilege equation
@QuantumG so did mine, and I put that at a middling rank of privilege. I’m thinking of the other kids.
@eevee the math they taught me in school has thus far proven not particularly relevant to programming except this addition stuff
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@QuantumG um okay yes that was kind of my point if your parents couldn’t afford a PC your chances of being a programmer go way down
@thegrugq @cs_saheel and they all wrote code I can hack with my eyes closed ;)
@QuantumG I was the only kid I knew in our welfare neighborhood with a computer. And now I have a Good Job and live in a Good Neighborhood
@QuantumG I had less privilege than a lot of kids. More than a lot of kids. It’s not a binary switch.
@QuantumG ie the problem is getting better because computers are getting cheaper and internet access more available
@QuantumG once we account for India, yes, they are undergoing a nascent computerized revolution, and I am quite glad.
@QuantumG I am not contradicting myself. My father spent every penny he had and some he didn’t on our first computer
@QuantumG note: speaking from an American context
@QuantumG gee, why are most programmers white? It almost seems to follow a similar curve to average household income by ethnicity
RT @Roguelazer: @eevee Computer towers are stereotypically beige. White man evolved programming as a form of camouflage in computer labs.
@QuantumG so getting a computer was a BIG DEAL but it was a deal that happened.
@QuantumG most of us in the west are at least a little. I grew up on welfare. Didn’t have food in the house sometimes.
@eevee I left a comment to that effect, dunno if it will actually get read.
@thegrugq … in the context of critique and recommendations for improvement.
@thegrugq for the same reason that a musician with no listeners, a painter with no viewers, an author with no readers…
@thegrugq I bet your code is nasty
@m1sp true, but Tarimin is not his native language, and Tsovinar notes he should talk in Asram as he sounds smarter
It’s privileged because the equipment, resources, and TIME are not trivial costs, and community feedback ie acceptance is very necessary
@M0zilla of course it should be, I didn’t crawl through the mud of prejudice for years because I was BORED
Summarizing myself: programming is no more inherently male than it is inherently white. It is, however, inherently privileged.
Many lucky humans do not understand that access to technology and education is gated by privilege, news at 11 http://t.co/i0KKuS41Cb
RT @eevee: as a general rule if your evopsych insight derives from "men hunted while women stared into space all day" you are probably an i…
@Packetknife I’m almost done
RT @thegrugq: After its illegal to teach anti-polygraph techniques, whats next? Ban on teaching how to encrypt? http://t.co/vmnEnfpguE via …
@homakov no, you’re just near MIT
@rgov oh are we playing Hacker News, or Proggit?
RT @emilyst: Awesome flowchart for absolute Python beginners which explains why your program doesn’t work. http://t.co/YxDIcXponi
@WhiteMageSlave +17
.@QuantumG now if only our Imperial oppressors would learn to spell “wookiee”…
RT @QuantumG: @0xabad1dea wow, paranoia is that rife there? http://t.co/hNblGyti8r
@dan_crowley except for that one time here in Boston it totally worked and no one is going to forget
@mtheoryx this is a very high nerd density area so they probably get called a lot :p
(The good news is the cop apparently knew was geocaching was and nobody got tased)
Dear whoever saw my husband geocaching and called the cops: good job on see something say something I guess?...
@_yossi_ we go at each other like eight-year-old siblings to be honest
Please tell HR I'm just horsing around and not beating my husband senseless behind closed doors you believe me right
The #1 way to figure out we're married is when I punch him in front of other coworkers and have to explain oh no it's just *domestic* abuse
@androolloyd the whole time I think (I've been here coming up on two years) and Chewie has been here for a year and a half
It's always funny to watch a coworker suddenly realize that my husband and I... have been married this entire time !!!
@m1sp lol I find it so hard to write "dumb" sounding characters. Had to rewrite something Solornel said to not sound so edumacated...
Office art part 2 http://t.co/F1koqeyhZv
Considering they got EVERYTHING else wrong, I can tell this web coder cribbed their encryption wrapper from someone else. Thank goodness.
OH "they were shipping XSS as a feature" Wish I could sit in on THAT remediation meeting
Rubber duck debugging: it also works for novel plots
@jlwfnord in a padded room!
Fact: all programmers are that naive at some point  Fact: this should be resolved strictly before pushing to production
@Kufat she is proud and open about her marriage to Mr. Drop, as she had a falling-out with her father
.@scottmarkwell oh, no, they thought of that bypass, they already uppercased it !
I don't know what Mrs. Drop is supposed to do when she wants to order a box of licorice cough drops ....
validateQuery(string q) { if q contains "DROP" return false; }  // love ya, coders
@Casiusss WHY WOULD I WANT SOMETHING TO GROW INSIDE ME AND BURST OUT THROUGH MY ORGANS
@benmmurphy @devolvify @ioerror one step at a time...
@vogon sext: NO CARRIER
RT @devolvify: @ioerror BBC asking those previously harassed by UK state security to contact them via unsecured web form http://t.co/TvtU1b…
@vogon sext: lol
RT @zooko: Haha! Best "this software is not production-ready yet" warning ever: https://t.co/kxyfxG5ywa from @nickm_tor
@oh_rodr grats!
@SimonZerafa I am going to be a parent someday. But I decided on adoption when I was seven years old
@SrslyJosh you may be thinking of amazon’s Glorified Fanfic program ?
I had the most vivid, realistic nightmare of my single greatest fear: I was pregnant :(
@SrslyJosh I don’t know what you’re referring to; I’ve read the license. The only problems come around payment, not rights.
@KronicDeth it is? It’s like fifty files in a project structure.
@twoscomplement it's across fifty odd files in the same project, but it seems to have no caching of partial results
Word count is an o(n) problem. As my word processor likes to remind me when it locks up. Incidentally: 94,882
@sakjur hmm, probably not...
RT @partytimeHXLNT: Yeah, Animal Crossing knows. #ACNL http://t.co/sgYLP6LOgz
RT @ChadAustinSD: @onekade How long before laptops can be confiscated on buses, trains, ferries?
@sakjur Canada’s dirty secret is that they are England and America AT THE SAME TIME
@dancapper I think treason is a pretty powerful word actually. But in this case, the dude’s Brazilian, the stuff American, the cops British!
RT @ID_AA_Carmack: Right now I have some really terrible code that does impressive things, and some really good code that doesn't work yet.
I cannot admit a definition of “terrorism” so broad that completely nonviolent crimes count just because there’s a political tangent.
@abby_ebooks me either…
RT @sergeybratus: @osxreverser We've had material for a bunch of "Watergates" lately, and none seem to be happening. Predictable but very a…
@WhiteMageSlave okay way to creep me out
RT @fivethirtyeight: "Never connect at Heathrow if you can possibly avoid it" is right up there with "never get involved in a land war in A…
RT @thegrugq: @halvarflake @matalaz when you give a bureaucracy a capability (e.g. a law) then it will use that capability in everyway poss…
@m1sp http://t.co/EyXDMC9QDS Barsamin, take a permanent -5 modifier to your relationship with your wife
@rnjsun13 it's called Glory in the Thunder, it's set in a fantasy version of the Silk Road, teens get in trouble, and people ask questions.
@rnjsun13 I reckon
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@apiary I have been working on the characters, the world, and the machinations of plot since halfway through college
@apiary this story has been years in the making. The manuscript, weeks.
@CyborgCode yes
@apiary as they apparently dock your profits for that when the download size is quite large
@apiary you can actually make good money at kindle if your book file does not have a lot of images and stuff  -- 1/2
@CyborgCode a fistful of teenagers caught in the intersection of national politics and the wills of gods driven mad with power
@apiary (there is a certain crowd of bus/train commuters who will buy dollar short stories appealing to their fantasies like crazy)
@apiary yes. I read an article about a girl in her 20s who had made over a million dollars on ninety-nine cent romances on kindle.
@M0zilla well, the spam bios are generated from markov chaining real "typical" ones, and that was one phrase of one, so, probably.
@vogon POLITICS: there's only consensus if you don't want it.
Best twitter spam bio yet: "infuriatingly humble analyst"  Somewhere is a real person who used that unironically
@Eyal6699 both, and probably a DRM-free option somewhere that costs a little more (like, fifty cents more)
@vogon it's spelled @abby_ebooks
Writing chapter 23 of 24. I keep promising my husband we're going to be kindle ebook millionaires
@bobpoekert it's a pretty common last name for that part of the world...
RT @akopa: @0xabad1dea Villians are under a lot of pressure to ship.
The moral of a lot of novels seems to be “if only the villain had been more patient, their evil plans would have succeeded! Be more patient”
RT @peakscale: Slow clap, @nytimes - http://t.co/USccKFDDYU
No, I’m not *surprised* they took all his electronics or whatever, but they’re just slapping terror procedures on any ol' suspicion
RT @Sc00bzT: Advisory for #cryptocat group chats: You can send "attack at dawn" to some and "attack at noon" to others. https://t.co/Slmov8…
@chriseng bam! Magic
@geekable @ggreenwald are they allowed to stop someone, hold them, NOT arrest them, and still keep their stuff, under anti-terror measures?
@geekable @ggreenwald not really, I don’t think not being SURPRISED they’d take all his stuff is the same as not thinking it heavy-handed
@chriseng enjoy the flood of paranoia from my followers in 3, 2, …
RT @chriseng: Foursquare uses an obscene amount of data. I've checked in maybe a dozen times today. http://t.co/delirKwcua
@geekable and I feel so much safer! He won’t be terrorizing me none now!
Or maybe he had a Playstation Vita, in which case, sarcasm retracted, he’s evil
@armcannon best I can do is Hermione hair
The British confiscated the evil Nintendo device from evil journalist’s boyfriend http://t.co/zuJDVL4pPz we are safe! /nod @ggreenwald
@NotFaulty @vogon where… can I find this?…
RT @mattblaze: Put another way, anyone who thinks users who misunderstand technology don't "deserve" privacy doesn't "deserve" to be a secu…
RT @_wirepair: with regard to last tweet imagine if the ss had prism.
RT @RealTimeWWII: Himmler: "Are you sure you're a Jew?" Boy: "Yes." "You have no Aryan ancestors?" "No." "Then I can't help - I did all I c…
@JackLScanlan no no I like it where it is thanks
RT @chibitech: basic program in JP beep magazine full of almost incomprehensible hex values. There is no checksum implementation. http://t.…
@puellavulnerata “why do people worry someone is going to kill Assange? It’s not like anyone openly fantasizes about it…”
RT @oh_rodr: OH: How much do you think #Prism intercepts are blowing up because of payday 2, and people chatting about bombs via voip.
@RandomStep I'm saying an NSL is the component from which totalitarian regimes are run. They are not yet used *often.* We think.
@RandomStep exactly like NSLs
@RandomStep it is literally "do whatever we say and don't tell any other authorities or we'll ruin your life"
@RandomStep forced secrecy, no appeal, no oversight, and it can ask for absolutely ANYTHING and you can't ask ANYONE for help
@RandomStep you think national security letters don't exist?
@m1sp ding! chapter complete! The Huuuuuue of Wraaaaaath
Things my husband asked if I had remembered to do: take out the trash, do laundry, queue up more skills to train in Eve. I got told off!
@bhelyer yep, or Diffie-Hellman key exchange
DH, playing new Final Fantasy beta: "whoa! We're collecting CRYSTALS? No waaaay"
@chunkycupcakes I know but they are heavily represented among the fandom posts I am drowning under
@ryanmr isn't that kind of the point of reading
Honestly the whole thing of the giants with NO SKIN is the only reason I haven't read it already that just creeps me out too much
Am I gonna have to read Attack on Titan? Dangit I'm gonna have to read Attack on Titan aren't I. After Clash of Kings...
There's one thing tumblr does very right: figuring out when two different tags should be treated as equivalent
@jesster_king we do, but on a Saturday, like, once an hour at best, and, it's a straight shot so I'd rather walk
I have no idea how someone got this reaction out of @sergeybratus http://t.co/Nuv4Ifw676
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@homakov get out of the city, go to New Hampshire and see the mountains, if you can \o/
@homakov welcome to the best part of America, comrade
@cryptocatapp @kaepora *squint*
RT @aeleruil: “Ye Olde “The”” by @TPrime https://t.co/TyBD5L7fbs
RT @ellievhall: Benedict Cumberbatch to paparazzi: "Go photograph Egypt and show the world something important." http://t.co/l0ADTHnZOU
RT @Mornacale: WHAT IS WRONG WITH OUR INNER CITY YOUTH? *closes schools* WHY ARE THEY JOINING GANGS? *tears down community center* OH THESE…
Patent idea: mechanism by which the road between home and school may be made uphill both ways
It's interesting to see old people talking at restaurants. They could have met five minutes ago, or fifty years.
@MechMK1 thank you for accepting my age identity and using the correct age-noun
@thegrugq and to think I was JUST about to give twitter a cookie for not making this joke
@saving_state they would DIE WHERE THEY STAND
Wasn't me who said that, but I think I will identify as not cis-age from now on. I'm a transaged nine-year-old
OH "don't be a baby" "maybe I identify as a baby! Not everyone is cisadult."
@ulysseas I think I have literally never seen a skateboard here, actually...
PS. the pharmacy is more like forty minutes away on foot but I have no sense of time or scale and a poor grasp of consequences
@ulysseas the only actual Bad Part is the rather aggressive traffic. I'm just a neurotic mess.
@ulysseas no, the most peaceful, low-crime Boston suburb imaginable :p
@chriseng I DON'T KNOW HOW TO INTERFACE WITH HUMANS IT INDUCES KERNEL PANIC
@meursalt I suspect being honked at is the occasional manifestation of being stared at
I did it! I walked all the way without being murdered, robbed, abducted, talked to or honked at. Now about the way back....
@zcutlip I'm not even worried about the word count itself anymore, it's higher than I ever thought it would be, but the plot needs ends!
Conveniently, the cafe is next to the pharmacy, so I can do another push of a few thousand words to hurry up and finish this dang novel
You might be an introvert if: walking ten minutes, on a sidewalk, in suburbia, to the pharmacy is the biggest deal of the week
RT @DarrenPMeyer: @0xabad1dea ia; ia; require_once("fhtagn");
@yacCz I haven't actually gone to look yet, but I assume it's text, as that was the modus operandi of Mark Reads Twilight.
@thegrugq @homakov @chriseng @WeldPond I cannot be held responsible for what happens if we let crazy Russian hackers into the office
Apparently, Mark of "Mark Reads Twilight" also did "Mark Reads Harry Potter". I think my next few hours are booked.
@m1sp “What does he do, does he have some sort of cabinet of bottled souls? Do they spoil?”
@m1sp aside from that, it was interesting, she had gone into hiding, and seemed to have decided to learn Latin while hiding
@m1sp I'd be pretty happy with being Ginny...
@m1sp I don't even like Ron
@m1sp today on transgendered dreaming experiences: I had a dream about pursuing Hermione's love and I was Ron wat
@m1sp oh you.
The Necronomicon is written in… https://t.co/RP7yGP4ijz
@m1sp what… are you watching
@JackLScanlan I tried mentioning it to my grandmother and she looked at me like I made zero sense trying to compare it to abortion
RT @GooglePoetics: How can I change my IP address How can I change my name How can I change my Gmail password How can I change my life - ht…
RT @SimonLR: What. The. Fuck. is wrong with developers? http://t.co/3eo8MTEeZw
RT @oh_rodr: #SQLErr http://t.co/jxF6kxkX5i
RT @Myriachan: LOL... #DuckTales Remastered has the Visual Studio .pch compiler output in the public Steam release. Waste of 11 megs of dow…
@jbrechtel http://t.co/73LsBY5Mee
Dear Apple Goddess please make it against store rules for apps to have modal popups advertising other apps or deals
@iirelu also, the Computers Are Hard problem has resulted in people who know, okay, type into this bar to search and DON'T CHANGE ANYTHING
@iirelu I'm just saying, google sits on a huge chunk of the very content it searches
RT @ra6bit: I once told @0xabad1dea I'd been paid to write an EMR in JScript. Her reaction of genuine disgust still makes me laugh when I t…
@iirelu duckduckgo doesn't run the world's biggest video distribution site or the world's biggest email site or...
When Google stops, the internet stops. https://t.co/87Uqf6qJq1 Except in China I assume.
@Niki7a but but Hello Kitty
@dastardlylemon @vogon tonight we dine on ground pepper and sugar cubes it is a local delicacy
@Tomi_Tapio okay… now imagine that someone just walks up to your house and puts you under such an NDA without your consent :/
@tqbf @ErrataRob I think the real problem is a pathological hatred of REWRITING existing unstructured queries, which are vast and terrible
RT @tqbf: If you pathologically hate SQL param queries, I’d like to talk to you to find out more about what makes you tick.
@nelhage @Myriachan sorry @DefuseSec wins :p
@bascule @qmx that’s kind of its specific purpose in life. “It’s perl, but reimplemented by someone who doesn’t understand perl”
@nelhage @Myriachan I suspect it would involve “use less registers” and hence have a measurable performance impact
RT @Myriachan: I'm curious... how feasible would it be to modify a compiler and linker to resist generating code sequences that would be us…
@Myriachan wait… they had a variable that controls signing, a mechanism to prevent patching, and failed to apply the intersection thereof?
RT @Myriachan: @0xabad1dea And I just found an awesome way to use such an exploit to break into kernel mode, too. Now I have to wait for an…
Unsigned code on RT, aw darn, it’s patched http://t.co/jmn6g75mRx
I took a nap and google went down? The frequency of such correlations is beginning to convince me I am the goddess of the internet
@bascule it appears to be dated 2008, so…
@Tomi_Tapio not any NDA I’ve ever seen — as most of them are simple prerequisites to publicly visible processes like buying stuff
@DrPizza King Hitlear
@HanakoGames um… are you still playing the nice boat game? I’m pretty sure it’s intentional…
@homakov you haven’t seen America yet, only New York…
RT @mikko: Next time, I surely won't vote General Keith Alexander for NSA's Director.
We only even know about national security letters because of people brave enough to fight the most totalitarian court order imaginable
@M0zilla you’re not supposed to acknowledge you have one! We only know it’s an NSL because others have disclosed their existence
RT @pusscat: @0xcharlie thats cool - its probably easier to pop mobile safari than write an objective C app anyhow...
It looks like the gov is going to argue that saying there’s something you can’t say violates an NSL. #lavabit
RT @runasand: Lavabit's owner threatened with arrest for shutting down rather than spying on customers: http://t.co/4j8HeyqL56
RT @ChuckBaggett: 8 year old used to place tracker on surrogate dad so US could murder dad. http://t.co/43DhKDQ3fx
@kevinlange now to go back in time and tell my professors THIS is why to upgrade from windows XP
@The1TrueSean well I’ll be madamed
RT @matthew_d_green: 'Dear Author: You don't *have* to assign copyright to us, but if you don't we'll make sure you never publish in a top …
@kevinlange implying RDP does directx now?!
RT @Asher_Wolf: Oh grow the fuck up @bbc. RT @TechoPirate Debating the UK 'porn law' can sully your name http://t.co/4WCLVOEBqY
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RT @garybernhardt: Reminder that in an HTTP transaction, the server tells the client to return its printer carriage and feed a line of pape…
Office art http://t.co/RE3Za07GkP
@geekable I meant a ' should only take half as much space to encode as " because clearly " is really just ''
@geekable um... maybe my joke wasn't as obvious as I thought.
Look, if the double-quote character is one byte, then shouldn't a single-quote be one nibble?
@m1sp well, in this context, being afraid that people who thought you were a Real Person would suddenly disown you though nothing's changed
@tapbot_paul there was a sign on the thing that said the frosty was free if they forget to ask.
@m1sp "scared of coming out of the undead closet" as an analog to LGBT. Discuss!
@cowtowncoder but they have "caramel" which is clearly a vanilla shake with added caramel!!!
@cowtowncoder last week they didn't have strawberry. This week they didn't have VANILLA.
My new conspiracy theory is that Wendy's is trying to drive me insane by giving me different lists of what flavors of milkshakes they have
@mndell @alcyonsecurity @DrWhax hahaha yes my mother pigged out on the fish filets there when she was pregnant with me :D
@mndell @alcyonsecurity @DrWhax lemme think... I think he was there from '86 to '88. The air base he worked at belongs to the Dutch now
@kc1rtap @RSnake just a humble commercial researcher!
@RSnake My job is to study what hackers do and devise new ways to stop them or slow them down.
@DrWhax I can read it pretty well but my sentences always fall apart :) my father was stationed near Utrecht with the American Air Force
@SteveD3 @helpareporter @msjoanieg no no no he should say “The word 🐔 should not be used to end a sentence”
@TweetsofOld oh, never mind :p
@TweetsofOld and whatever is a biggie I wonder ?
@DrWhax weet je dat ik was in Nederland geboren? Maar, mijn Nederlands is vreselijk
@DrWhax because I set my iPad to Dutch for some reason and was too lazy to change it back
@pusscat @halvarflake @rantyben ooh ooh I studied some Greek in school I’m not a barbarian
Oopsie daisy @rsasecurity http://t.co/jD4odlIbHw
@Casiusss it is. I believe the current model of government is fundamentally broken in a word of instant global communication.
I’m 25. By my reckoning I have 50 years to think of better solutions to hard problems than I have so far. Wish me luck.
@Casiusss but that’s the thing: governments never actually trust, they are broken in this respect
@DavidBHeise to lack of sneezes
No, I don’t have a magical pixie dust solution to the mutual spying problem. That doesn’t mean complaining about it is naive, I think.
.@nullwhale I certainly think Egyptians have every right to privacy that I do! But you gotta work Americans right to get them to care ;)
Little details like “yes we accidentally executed a program against Washington DC calls instead of Egypt” are why we need the transparency
@kivikakk I swear to gods you are Asian in my head
Good morning America! Did you know the difference between the Egypt and Washington DC area codes is one digit? And someone in NSA typo’d it?
RT @kris_kaspersky: wincalc is buggy! Win7/x64. go to Scientific mode, type 1/255. Press ENTER or [=]. Press [F-E] button. Crash happens. h…
@JbMokuZ yeah, that was the day random people on the internet accused me of hacking Flash, because their mitigation was buggy :)
RT @LeVostreGC: Thou: subjecte. Thee: objecte. Thy: possessif (:thyne, yf yn front of a vowel). Now thou knowst, and the knowinge ys wel ha…
@savagejen at least that’s not unconstitutional I guess
RT @STLonAir: "I'm not fat and I don't live in my parent's basement." -@0xcharlie #hacking
@vogon you have to get a JavaScript extension to actually filter tags properly, to my understanding …
RT @JackLScanlan: if anime is better than manga then why is manganese an element but not animenese, checkmate Jayden
RT @conor64: Guys, out of ten amendments, the NSA is violating one of two at most. That's, like, a B on civil liberties.
RT @katecrawford: NSA made 2,776 privacy violations in a year: from typos to unauthorised intercepted comms. That's an *internal* audit htt…
Remember when our biggest question about the government was what kind of cool stuff was at Area 51? http://t.co/BjuYLWKgzL
RT @nickm_tor: Man, who *wouldn't* want to use this nifty new "My illegal activities are a vanishing fraction of all my activities, honest!…
@pzmyers @TheTruePooka aw man no one EVER gets MY ethnicity randomly wrong I must be boring
@ELLIOTTCABLE @savagejen aka Adrian Lamo, I’ll let you google and decide for yourself…
@savagejen he should have the sense to be ashamed. OTOH if someone has threatened his safety, that’s wrong…
RT @nickm_tor: (Ask not for whom /dev/random blocks; it blocks for thee.)
@m1sp @mcclure111 the military is the one sure fire way for a 17yo to escape their parents
@ggreenwald @onekade oh my gods. @20committee blocked me like a bazillion years ago but I see he’s still being a bigot
RT @maradydd: Huh. Young or female engineers and CS folk experience major depressive episodes more often than older or male ones. http://t.…
RT @OboeCrazy: "If you know bringing the oboe means you get searched then why bring it?" Life advice from airport security.
@m1sp you should check, Bars loses his cool again !
word count: 87,434 #novelquest
"I found nothing weird whatsoever about a priest raining me with expensive gifts," says archbishop http://t.co/KxfeAy78ZK
@vinski_ combination of slapping on cross-platform glue and the secondary platforms being less of a priority
@vinski_ it is an extremely common pattern for multi-platform programs to only be stable and smooth on their platform of birth.
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@KluZz my subconscious wanted to use it as "was made to become placid"
@IveGotMyDoubts I actually did type "placify" and was confused when it got red squiggled
I strongly feel that the intersection of "placid" and "pacify" should be a word #placify
@octothorpe it did not seem to completely destroy it
@eevee how to screw with human cultural conditioning:  all those ants are girls! in fact they're all SISTERS! you monster
Also I forgot I was spraying febreze directly behind a fan and now my lips taste like febreze thanks Obama
@MatthewOden actually, watching them, I'm not convinced it does. It probably doesn't bind to it or however febreze works.
Empirically determined: febreze does not kill ants. They will freeze up for a sec like "wtf was that" and slowly start moving one at a time
True fact: I am emotionally incapable of playing Pikmin due to a nightmare I had several years ago about undead pikmin
"real" in quotes because Melissa is an okay name but it doesn't really have the ominous ring of hexadecimal digits you know what I mean
gdi google stop telling me to use my real name on my youtube like I am so stupid that it never occurred to me to wonder if I ought
I can hear it, I can feel it, and I am actually... er... just a little... http://t.co/hLyIlLsUfh
@m1sp Chakori's original concept art http://t.co/Zbqt6uhfKt
How can we know so much and still be discovering new species of mammals like we haven't even opened our eyes yet http://t.co/ohQJEb6jlb
I'm sad every time I get a used book and there's no signature and date inside the cover. I feel like I've been denied a story
I completely forgot I ordered these for the vast fortune of $6 http://t.co/K0zZHLraDd
@blowdart @0xcharlie don't forget to say DOCTOR
User-mode apps should *never* have to manually seed except when reproducible runs is a feature ie certain games and simulations
RT @vogon: @0xabad1dea also they're not actually fixing the RNG to do the right thing -- they're just advising app developers to do the rig…
RT protected: now we wait for 1 billion android devices to get their timely updates
@m1sp you seem to have come by at like 4 am I assure you I was in fact asleep
*･゜ﾟ･*:.｡..｡.:*･’ sorry about the uninitialized random number generator, bitcoin!’･*:.｡. .｡.:*･゜ﾟ･* http://t.co/PtG7yl3FfW
RT @goldshtn: Obscure WinDbg Commands, Part 2 - DML, .printf /D, .dml_flow, and .browse http://t.co/qQ10TOG7wa << also a super-obscure hidd…
There were already a bunch of piddly countries I couldn’t go to. But I can’t go to Russia because there are too many cute girls there
@lindseybieda yeah I’m pretty sure someone was embarrassed it took so long and hoped this would serve to excuse them
@itinsecurity @biosshadow they are saying STRAIGHTEN UP OR GO TO JAIL NOT OUR PROBLEM
“We ship on the same platforms as games like Skyrim, but multiple character meshes was just impossible!” http://t.co/nFAitJzm7X
@biosshadow @itinsecurity EXACTLY
@itinsecurity @biosshadow and said “oh well” to the ENTIRE CONCEPT that people like me can go to jail for breathing while gay
@itinsecurity @biosshadow or do you suppose straight people never do anything noticeably straight?
@itinsecurity @biosshadow yeah hang on my friends need a moment to get divorced and remember not to hold hands or kiss like Normal People
@johnnemann @vogon complex custom looks! Because you need gigabytes of ram to have two different player characters :D
@itinsecurity @biosshadow there is no moral high ground to be found in keeping the peace and having the show there anyway
@itinsecurity @biosshadow the short version is: “gay? Pretend to be straight.” Try: “black? Pretend to be white”
@johnnemann @vogon I feel like I may have missed someone saying something amazingly, spectacularly dumb
@itinsecurity @biosshadow being a candidate for being arrested for freakin’ breathing is not me picking a fight
@pusscat @IAmTheMenace don’t be hasty, it could just as well be she!
RT @apiary: Sure random person on the phone with an excellent phone voice, I will just give you admin privileges on this random account, no…
RT @bSr43: After struggling with Windows version during a whole week, I’m pleased to announce the availability of Hopper 2.8.1! http://t.co…
“Holy cheese people had to give up Olympic dreams because they were gay? In 2014?” say fourth graders in fifty years
Olympic committee defines being gay as political, so it’s not their problem gay people will be arrested in Russia http://t.co/kjUJfu1lBA
@vogon it’s p obvious so prob convergent evolution
@dwrkoa @trap0xf she’s wrong.
@Dirk_Gently you seem to be speaking in past tense for some reason...
@stillchip I like to give apple engineers a little something to look forward to
I always feel really sorry for programs that segfault in their user-invoked exit routine  You were so close, little buddy! Next time!!!
On that note http://t.co/QG0I7W6s0j
How did people give birthday presents before steam
@nelhage “why didn’t Instance come in to work today?”   “He… got an *early retirement package*.”
@natashenka well, it’d minimize average distance to arbitrary other points on the board, wouldn’t it ?
RT @chriseng: Motion for @tqbf and @dakami to settle their PRNG disagreement via slapfight.
@vogon why would
@HersonHN why are we listening to the security advice of a girl who names her computers Vulpix and Flareon?!
… I actually met @natashenka at Defcon but my social protocol stack had a BSOD, I am not good at human
I had a dream I went to a convention where there were boy’s dorms and girl’s dorms and me and @natashenka had the place to ourselves …
@xa329 but re: MIT thing: it's academic, which often just means a fancy unicode proof of what was already believed
@xa329 the compression-related problems we've had in recent years were 100% expert designed, tested, and approved
Photographic evidence of the echo chamber in action http://t.co/0sInymfaZz
@xa329 but if we've learned anything recently it's to slow down and re-evaluate our use of compression in cryptosystems
@xa329 ah sorry, twitter wasn't loading the metadata that it was a reply
@IAmTheMenace good use of gun-centric language
.@IAmTheMenace this troll would be about 3000% more effective if you replied to something I said about security and not about a cartoon
@xa329 I mean... those are quotes, where is it from, and what are you asking about
Part of the punishment is that I have to watch it dubbed, not subbed #cruelandunusual
@xa329 can I have a little context there?
.@codeferret_ is making me watch a gender normative cartoon as punishment for not taking out the trash
@rantyben but but manifest destiny :(
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@m1sp @WhiteMageSlave http://t.co/TFK44z7mjG I link for no reason while writing a scene with Ziazan
I don't understand why the world is full of nations destroying themselves #egypt
@m1sp I think a nascent dialect withered when smart phones with autocorrect became affordable
Hey kids! Do your parents complain about newfangled txt spk? http://t.co/FJQB1ZXRlV
@hattmammerly I'll just pretend I know what's going on
@0x17h maybe if @th3v0t4ry wasn’t acting like someone far too young and bratty to hold a gun, we could have a productive conversation
@0x17h the best part is that my dad is a veteran and I wouldn’t be surprised if he would get in a bar fight with this guy…
@0x17h and only men are soldiers! I guess I must have imagined all those veterans I met who were mothers.
@th3v0t4ry aaaaaand blocked, thanks @0x17h so glad to see our military is in good, reasonable hands
RT @chriseng: #Veracode Hackathon is over. Some people waste no time reverse engineering their prizes. http://t.co/llpsoQ8XZn
@th3v0t4ry @0x17h @_stux_ good use of gendered vocabulary to associate courage with maleness   I’ll be over here in the corner
My poor sweetie is Mr. Abadidea’s Husband to the industry. His name is @codeferret_ ;) @thorsheim
RT @thorsheim: (husband of) - @0xabad1dea, @marshray & @dropdeadfu at #passwords13 Penthouse. Picture by @marco_preuss (thx!) :-) http://t.…
RT @elwoz: Why can't I give you $X a year for no spam, @Twitter?
I also find it remarkable how many seconds it took for my brain to realize that what I thought was boxed apple juice was really cranberry
The result is that when I kick off the compile on the server, my brain expects my laptop to get hot and run out of battery really fast
@froztbyte I see a CPU-intensive process spinning away; I see a battery meter; my brain connects them as one will drain the other
I am unable to mentally disassociate the battery life of the machine in my hands from that of the server I am remotely logged into.
@codeferret_ you're supposed to put it in QUOTES you're so bad at twitter T_T
@mbhbox there is no java on this machine. There is a black void that devours starlight where java once thought itself to be.
Autocorrect makes an excellent suggestion: memory allocators -> memory alligators
@elad3 what's to file? Oh look pages with tons of JavaScript are still Satan on memory allocators
@Yurienu normal Chrome actively
inb4 browser wars: I 100% want Firefox to exist and thrive to bring balance to the Force. I just also want it to not lag my machine
"why don't you use firefox" because this is me trying to close a single tab http://t.co/JeKAiVqz1P
@mbhbox WHO KNOWS?
Oh, of course. GMail decided the sensible thing to do about expiring my session is to leave everything open and just return timeout errors
@vinski_ forgive me if I don't trust the screen blinking and emitting an audible beeping sound that it is not charging
@stillchip there's no way every Windows laptop I have access to has cheap, bad, low rated USB ports.
iPad 4: $500  MacBook Air to charge it with because it will refuse to charge off any other USB port: $1000
RT @kaepora: Paris: Beautiful city, not-so-beautiful Internet regulations: http://t.co/BdE1qZvZGF
It was entirely too many clicks to convince Windows 8 that I wanted to apply pending updates NOW and not as a surprise in the near future
@shellbryson https://t.co/QHqFwE52An this is what cool kids used instead of sourceforge
RT @savagejen: To all my Mom friends: if you have a nanny cam or baby monitor you would like me to test, let me know.
Wait… doesn’t google have… their own github competitor? https://t.co/cuh6QTDIBJ
.@z0rlac it’s not literally the same problem fortunately ;) Also it’s apparently unreliable
Ping of Death 2: IPv6 Boogaloo https://t.co/qfOqSxd1Oe
@m1sp mew. Google drive is being funny for me I don’t know if it’s showing latest updates
Come for the Dropbox 2FA bypass, forget about it and stay for the python monkey patching https://t.co/01oZneI528
@JackLScanlan GDI Jack you’re like 21 or something and the first 20 years are just the boot sequence
Not trolling cryptographers this time http://t.co/pUfntGYAXL
I want to be like @attritionorg when I grow up http://t.co/EmLe40r9RG
RT @halvarflake: Lavabit founder presumably on NSL: "there’s information that I can’t even share with my lawyer" - talk about a level playi…
RT @mniemietz: Best XSS fix ever by Linksys (4.30.16, Cisco): they fixed a known stored XSS vulnerability by blacklisting "alert".
.@AdvancedThreat @matthew_d_green by “most computers” I meant “phones”
RT @matthew_d_green: @0xabad1dea The attacker will jump and down to force your gyroscope into a known state, then he'll attack your keys.
But you have to admit: “Generating key… dance around with your phone for a bit” would be fun
@skattyadz there’s a relatively small number of unique states (and you could only use for seeding as they change too slowly)
I have already succeeded in getting someone to send me a flood of private messages to the effect of: no
@technololigy phones is what I mean by most computers ;)
Hmm, it seems most computers have a gyroscope and compass in them these days. Can we use that for entropy? (Just provoking cryptographers)
@thorsheim @marshray @dropdeadfu yep
@thegrugq @jonelf dust your stuff in flour! You’ll find out one way or the other…
RT @thegrugq: Pics from my hotel safe in Vegas, after: http://t.co/MglekMkizb
RT @thegrugq: Pics from my hotel safe in Vegas, before: http://t.co/bHCVlUX4c0
RT @ioerror: It sure is rich to read the US Secret Service valuation of different seized items from @aaronsw - "Masters thesis ... " ... "n…
@dakami gee why do I have so many new tweets from the past several hours   Oh
@ra6bit if it doesn’t do anything x86 dependent…
@m1sp now with a scene where Littlenar realizes she will never get a letter to Hogwarts
@m1sp @WhiteMageSlave word count: 84,496
@m1sp If social currency was convertible to dollars I'd be... well, what's the exchange rate on follows?
@m1sp now for an unfortunate accident to befall whichever boy I don't like so the other one is free!
@m1sp I was just thinking: my setting lends itself rather well to OC Mary Sue fan fiction, doesn't it...
@trackzero \o/
@m1sp @WhiteMageSlave this answer redacted for reasons of national security
@WhiteMageSlave @m1sp yes, P3. So I think my entire multi-universe of characters can eventually be condensed down to Everquest
@m1sp currently extremely sad that I cannot find ANY of the other word docs I remember writing around that age
@m1sp what's especially cute is that I remember replying to her that I would always remember my first fan mail.
@m1sp this one appears to star my cute little robot and @WhiteMageSlave's big one
@m1sp I may or may not have the actual text of this short story
@m1sp true story I just remembered: I got my first fan mail for a short story set in the Phantasy Star Online game when I was maybe 14
@Kufat yes, they don't even pretend it's otherwise.
It's true, I wrote like, a fifty page long fanfic about my half-elf rogue from Everquest in 8th grade, and made my teacher read it
I hope I'm a successful novelist so that when people say "how did you get started" I can look them in the eye and say "Everquest fanfic"
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RT @Myriachan: It must be from @0xabad1dea's bad influence that I bought a Hatsune Miku case for my iPhone. The corruption is spreading...b…
@WhiteMageSlave I don't think hindsight counts as a superpower :D
Wow! It looks just like a quill pen! -- -- yep I'm an idiot http://t.co/A3RyHRy8dM
@DanlAMayer and if you don't see something where you'd guess it would be, check at half that and twice that.
@DanlAMayer largely guess work and scanning. The screen I demoed was at (800 width) * (480 height) * (24 bits per pixel) * (approx 70 FPS)
@cyclerunner to the watchers? not at all. That's only relevant to marketers.
@rantyben nah I am definitely a genius   But only at things that don't involve hand-eye coordination
IN MY DEFENSE it’s a little one-piece pop up tent with some sort of pulley mechanism and it folds funny
Me, programming: "I'm a GENIUS"  Me, folding a tent: "I... I'm an idiot"
@mattblaze wait, so, what happens if you refuse?
If anyone knows of any bad 0day in Nintendo 3DS that could get RCE in my animal crossings, please warn me now
@kaepora I don’t know! It’s at home at the moment, sorry, remind me when it’s evening-tide stateside
@mattblaze my dad’s a paranoid fed and he only worries about *cargo* trains (where you can stash literally tons of Bad Stuff)
.@solak here’s the thing: it DID search for “covert”, it just considers “convert” to be equivalent!
RT @mattblaze: Conductor on my @amtrak train is doing 100% ID check of all passengers. First time I've seen that. Because terrorism or some…
Gosh dang it google I am actually trying to google “covert” not “convert” I swear on @thegrugq
@raudelmil the idea is relevant to my job, and we’re one of very few groups doing it commercially.
I googled to see if anyone else had an idea I just had and most of the results on the first page are my own coworkers
@declanm @hellNbak_ I can’t tell if this site is a parody, or they don’t know Internet Chronicle is a parody
@m1sp in America it is a checkbox when you renew your ID card. It goes on the card
RT @runasand: NSA liar James Clapper to head Obama's “independent” review over NSA surveillance: https://t.co/kcCt8Azesc
RT @SecurityHumor: Before you profile or attribute a threat actor, walk a mile in their IOCs.
(Think of it this way: if I watch a ten-hour YouTube video, there’s only one relevant bit: me hitting the URL)
Remember: some small fraction of a percent of all internet traffic is, in fact, all the important bits. http://t.co/pjTVkmvBc3
RT @rantyben: Being a "Legendary Cryptographer" should be subjected to 5 yearly re-testing. #snakeoil #fuckups #mediawhoring
@JackLScanlan @marchofclouds you’re Australian. I am pretty sure you are seven feet tall.
RT @frogworth: We literally killed it. RT @magnus72 We did it guys! We killed English! http://t.co/Hlik89rcMT
Just got to demo an Occulus Rift with a roller coaster sim. The falls and loops are actually very convincing. (Sharp turns are not.)
I have extreme difficulty waking up in rainy sorts of weather. I think I deserve a doctor’s note excusing me from morning meetings
@m1sp he hasn’t beenTHAT kind of busy!
RT @benwizner: If the NSA were defending #StopAndFrisk, they'd say it's not a stop or a frisk unless we find contraband and arrest you.
RT @m1sp: TIL a >> is called a guillemet and Gmail accepts a search keyword of "has:orange-guillemet"
@m1sp I HAVE HAD THIS LINE PLANNED FOR LITERALLY YEARS http://t.co/9tVKXLh7mD
@m1sp yeah, but this is CANON, and that's hot.
@8BitAce you can probably get some cool ideas from http://t.co/bTvYH3cp3P
@eichin yeah, it was returning textual strings and each sample I saw was correct. However it's very sensitive to lighting.
@phyre5 of course then I went and started my own world setting where the epistemology of the divine is ambiguous so people can fight over it
@phyre5 where he freakin' physically incarnates to give Nerevarine a pat on the back just like the others
@phyre5 I got extremely angry because I was metagaming with my knowledge gleaned from playing Morrowind :p
@phyre5 here is your cookie for acknowledging the divinity of Tiber Septim
@m1sp except in this case Ismyrn would be Harry as a lesbian
@m1sp zomg Barsamin's inner monologue I am writing could be right out of HP, self-berating for getting caught up in the Saving People Thing
@vogon and increase the consumer price of the platform by ~$100 as I understand it
Don't think I don't know which of you are Microsoft employees! Your opinions on Kinect suffer a -5 modifier to persuasion ;)
@vogon er'ryone I know was complaining about the kinect before the NSA was dragged into the spotlight recently. It's gimmicky.
@locks uhh what? It's pretty undeniable that Nintendo's target age group is a younger average than xbox's.
@HaydnJohnson I do have one. And no doubt we will have a PS4 *and* an xbone because Pokemon Syndrome
I understand what I said is not literally true for 100% of people older than 12, but it *really* isn't xbox's core market. It's Nintendo's.
XBone removes kinect requirement. "Turns out no-one older than 12 really finds that fun, and that's not our market," said Captain Obvious.
@m1sp btw I rewrote the last bit of Solornel's exposition to Houri. Is better, I think.
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@ameaijou @boredzo @NSHipster IMO time() should only be used for gaming. And not the kind where money changes hands :)
RT @codeferret_: @0xabad1dea apparently kickstarting "Wife Public Embarrassment Kits" is not allowed T_T
@m1sp that's different ! That was for my own good. THIS is for public safety
Appending to the list of things my husband isn't allowed to have: a kickstarter
We apparently have an internal music video montage now. I think the best band name was "Framework of Pain" (because that's all of them)
It's not a good meeting until the intern is dropping 0days in someone else's website on stage   Yes she reported it. Oh well
@AdvancedThreat I didn't. The emails are github notifications.
@grp he put an apology on his repo's readme
@AdvancedThreat lol I was just really confused
Someone accidentally sent me a zillion mails trying something cute with the twitter archive on my github. Lol thanks.
@biosshadow all I know is that the URL I've been using for weeks suddenly shows an old copy of the document and its current URL lacks perms
I'm so glad Google Docs decided to generate a new URL for my shared document when I updated it. #UIRage
@sakjur what "green stuff"? I mean they gave him an entire second burger. With no vegetables.
@demize95 he doesn't need encouragement !
Today on Only My Husband: the burger stand giving him more cheesy, meaty food for free because he's so loyal.
@vogon yeah, it mostly just relies on good lighting, because the screen is not backlit
Another hackathon project: OCR’ing RSA tokens from a webcam. Don’t leave them lying on the desk.
“Dammit! As soon as I showed my demo to @0xabad1dea, it stopped working.”
@jb33z that’s about me. I check once every few hours, because I am not customer facing.
@spacerog unfortunately, most apps seem to just give themselves all permissions, some even notate they won’t “really” use it
Not shown: there are colored "pellets" in the tube and when the snake hits them it "eats" them and becomes that color.
One of our hackathon projects: glowing tube snake controlled by dials. http://t.co/cBye21Uk7W
@pa28 I am pretty sure I would indeed look silly with a beard.
@jlwfnord especially when you're someone who doesn't have email popups enabled and just check every hour or two
Things I don't like: email with instructions that says "this MUST be done by noon" sent at 10:30
I just found out my baby brother is growing a beard. My baby brother and I were able to swap ID cards when we were younger. He looks silly.
@m1sp please to be refreshing the PDF. Multiple betrayals!
TIL bosses have "dad voice" too: "Monty, wanna help me with this?" "no" "*clears voice* Montana, come help me with this"
RT @arstechnica: Scientists create “impossible material”—dubbed Upsalite—by accident http://t.co/LBXJWtgySz
A little girl told me about her comic strip: it stars a gray cat made of a poptart. No wait, it’s different, you see, it has poptart lasers
Today on Only My Husband: being sincerely confused why I’m waking him up on a Monday morning, and deciding it must not be important
@abby_ebooks >.>
RT @stetime: thanks @virginmedia for protecting me from dangerous radical website / slow search engine duckduckgo http://t.co/xuSll7HKzG
@jpgoldberg just for you http://t.co/Yy42g3VXhj
Word count: 80,951 #novelquest
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WTF tumblr: somebody replied to my post. I liked the reply. It seems they deleted it. And now it says I liked my own post like some perv?
Today's wiki walking brought me to this bizarre little side story: http://t.co/DgPSt91Dum
@m1sp @WhiteMageSlave  “I don’t want to be carried by a woman,” the boy protested.  “Then you should not have been shot by a woman.”
@MennaEssa it's a vaguely steampunkish story set on a fantasy version of the Silk Road. Politics, magic, monsters, and teenagers.
I've gone to a cafe to do a writing push to finish up my novel. Gotta make up for time stolen from me by Defcon :p
@m1sp @WhiteMageSlave “Let me get my bear-killing equipment,” Oseni said, “but I must warn you, it’s  only been tested on tigers.”
@m1sp but but but blonde is a recessive trait, Mispy!!
@m1sp however, the boy in my dream was clearly Occidental — wavy blonde hair and a striped shirt — so dream me is not on the up and up
@m1sp oh well I am pretty sure they’d be totally down as long as they’re further apart than first cousins
RT @auerfeld: The miserable tragedy of web #filtering: Hamlet is banned in the British Library, for violent content. http://t.co/LNTW6rhFD3…
@m1sp apparently I am Law’s Issue, because I had a dream where I met a cute boy and double-cheeked that he wasn’t.
@amazingant I share because I think she deserves to be remembered - as an individual, and as a face of violence against children.
@Packetknife in the meantime please enjoy this music written to go with the story https://t.co/zAQRjXcg0p
@treyka @Packetknife I fancy I am doing well on that front as well.
@Packetknife I am working on it Right This Second. Had to put it aside during Defcon stuff. Word count: 74,851
@m1sp @WhiteMageSlave #StrongFemaleCharacters http://t.co/i2VUHs6IgY
@Bagelturf almost certainly. Thanks!
Two people in one minute told me that the problem is the update silently does not apply if you are using OSX's built in encryption. GREAT
@WretchedWinston by fail silently you mean fail to apply in the first place, not catastrophically fail and break my drive, right?
@m1sp I am Writing!!! The guard that Evren savaged was a woman. She's not quite dead.
@The1TrueSean I blocked them
Reasons I am crying tonight: I remembered that the voice actress of Ducky from Land Before Time was murdered at age ten
Jeremy Soule's (of Morrowind/Oblivion/Skyrim fame) first video game sound track was Secret of Evermore http://t.co/E7xruZjDMK
@jeremiahfelt nope
I'm pretty sure my Air is asking me to reinstall the same firmware update for the sixth time. That or Apple REALLY likes firmware patches
Maybe I need a #notlookingforaliteralanswer disclaimer tag
@therulerofchina #whoosh
Recursive philosophy: what is the "it" in "it's best not to think about these things"?
@sciencecomic I’m not sure which I should find remarkable: the pizza on the roof, or the windshield held on with blue duct tape
@vogon so close to looking intense and dramatic… and so far
RT @abiodork: Damned if you do, damned if you don't. http://t.co/luKqGk1YfI Speaking out or staying silent about sexual harassment. Either …
RT @TweetsofOld: What a fine world this would be if all of us were as broadminded as we pretend to be. UT1922
RT @centerofmath: "Friend bought a french baguette only to witness this MATHEMATICAL HORROR" (http://t.co/GJ6efXdm8d) http://t.co/aBeEFg68hK
@MechMK1 I have what I call Hermione hair
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I have some sort of rapport with toddlers. They always just walk up and start pulling on my hair
@MechMK1 (oh, also, most pre-made stuff like this is simply not cut to fit me, I am tall and husky)
@MechMK1 sure, but I'm in trouble if I come home with $500 of new dresses :p
@MechMK1 I wanted this dress and I got it ;) it's just *I'm* not satisfied with how I look in most dresses.
@MechMK1 oh I like the look, I just don't have the figure for it
@MechMK1 I bought this on impulse recently
@MarioVilas I already left the religion after being raised very deeply in it.
.@sakjur I'm pretty sure she meant petticoats and pantaloons
@MarioVilas it is.
A little girl made me stand up and show her how the skirt works. She then confessed she just wanted to see if I had princess underwear on
Dress > hula hoop http://t.co/VTfambrfid
OH "I was born in 2006" augh
Off to do the princess thing at @MarkKriegsman's house
@Kim_Bruning @ELLIOTTCABLE mijn ouders zijn amerikaners, er, English now, they were stationed with our Air Force
"Please run instructions.pdf to install your software" Wait do you mean there's a link to the real installer in it or --
Let's add the assumption that permanently destroying the relationship with this person is out of bounds of acceptable solutions
What is the polite way to deal with someone who keeps sending you "hint hint" links to stories about people who converted to their religion
@blazingcrimson but my point was it was a tautological complaint, one I found bizarre that someone took the time to make of random freeware
@ELLIOTTCABLE wuh?
@blazingcrimson this is true of all languages, you just have to implement it... I'm pretty sure Ruby has some of those
@ELLIOTTCABLE ik was in Nederland geboren. Maar, mijn Nederlands is vreselijk. Ik las kinderboeken
(Or it can be “opslaan”. I’ve decided that Dutch is at least as synonym-happy as English, if not more.)
@hacktress09 hail season in North America is March through October.
RT @mark_e_evans: Cool pic: Undersea cables are all sheathing. The internet flows on a 3 strands of FiberOptics http://t.co/NoHWrUpLPP http…
The Dutch UI text for saving a file is “bewaar”. I feel like it’s reminding me to double check every time I go to download something
RT @obs3sd: @CipherLaw I was asked & refused to provide a backdoor to BitLocker back in 2005
@jb33z being excessively literal in a way not compatible with actual human communication :)
@jb33z you know what you’re doing…
Also it seems everyone forgets size is metadata. For fully arbitrary messages, you still have a rough size after encryption.
RT @JamilSmith: Why @MotherJones is joining @Slate and other publications in banning the word "@Redskins" from its publication: http://t.co…
The time a message was observed being transmitted is metadata. The IP it came from is metadata. You cannot remove these from your protocol
A new class of programmer security mistake: only counting the textual metadata they explicitly put in headers as “the metadata.”
@jennifurret I woke up at 11:58 today. Still counts!
@radarpixie lots of professional programmers don’t have degrees. If you have a knack for it you can get to professional level with time
@radarpixie there is only one “real world” language I am fundamentally opposed to, and that is php :p
@radarpixie … yes?
“It does not work well on systems without ruby” complained the redditor, of a program explicitly written in ruby.
@DaKnObCS it is
@DaKnObCS I have such a monitor actually. But the touch runs over USB
RT @savagejen: "Eeee! What have you done to my sister bun-bun?" ..."you will be assimilated" http://t.co/OkvWbJF43r
@LambDaTom it happened to both of us
@thegrugq rong*
I'm convinced these live DOTA matches that DH is watching are crashing our router
Right click isn't working in dosbox. I can't kill the rat. The tutorial was unprepared for my failure. #daggerfall
I'm impressed. The Emperor in the opening CG of Daggerfall looks and sounds like the one in Oblivion. Or the other way around, I suppose.
@chavezery also, re: Firefox: I use OSX on two different machines. So, no.
@chavezery Flash ships binaries to Chrome. I lack sufficient data to know if it's in all recent builds.
@M0zilla @metrotwitapp no, I mean the official one
Time to add "silently fails if connection is down" to the list of ways Twitter for Windows 8 is not a real client
@chavezery as opposed to...? Noting that the problem is *Flash*
I'm really enjoying how Flash for Chrome, across multiple machines, decided it's time to start skipping music randomly
@LambDaTom I saw the rolled-up mattress in your room and sat down on it to see if it was comfy. My eyes started watering immediately
@AlanSwithenbank actually this tablet has worked perfectly with HDMI so far....
My first world problems: I want to squish this bug, but everything within reach is an electronic device. I'll use this disassembled netbook
@amanicdroid I do all my actual typing on a laptop. When I bust out the USB keyboard, it's to play a game on something...
I think 12yo me would be quite pleased with my computers. And note that I seem to still have the same freebie keyboard and mouse.
At some point a standard USB keyboard became more cumbersome to carry than my actual entire high-end computer
@LambDaTom what detergent do you use? I’m apparently allergic to it
@_larry0 name and shame, especially for the gendered insult language
“Email hates the living” http://t.co/kaL32b7QqF I laughed, I cried, I wept openly
@focalintent something in the set [Chrome’s HTML5 audio, Soundcloud’s support thereof] broke recently. Flash or iPhone should work…
@ErrataRob @Packetknife @krypt3ia you’re typing ?
Much like with real weapons, I would not recommend using “active defense” against a real target for “fun.”
“Fun with active defense” — what’s that Lassie? Timmy fell into a ditch he dug after shooting himself in the foot? http://t.co/n3QmFAa1iX
I had a dream that I dropped my large Windows tablet, and inside was another smaller tablet, with HDMI out to the screen I had just broken.
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Dear internet, I wrote you a song https://t.co/zAQRjXcg0p
@jozacks @anildash iPad, iOS6, tested in Tweetbot and in Chrome
@anildash that is a much better answer than "because screw you" I guess ;)
@anildash why does your blog resist pinching to resize and force me to scroll back and forth horizontally for every line?
Doubtlessly accurate future history. http://t.co/2NcRoAlQkB
RT @thegrugq: NSA firing 90% of SysAdmins can mean only one thing: DevOps … http://t.co/WogAlD7EhD
@MechMK1 @nrr IE6 is dead in the free world but not in China. IE 7/8 is not dead. Deliver us, almighty gods.
RT @xor: Obama: "Core Al Qaeda" is on the run, but we're still in danger.  Orwell: "The war is not meant to be won, it is meant to be conti…
RT @nrr: http://t.co/N6FffekQTn http://t.co/uHuy3mvpCK
@alethenorio @TheDukeZip a document which CONTAINS its hash as visible text IN the document. This amounts to breaking the algo.
@alethenorio go ahead and try it then, some agencies will be very interested if you can solve this trivially ;)
@WillSecurity it's soup.
My subconscious just screamed at me not to get up from my desk without pressing control-alt-delete on my soup to lock it
@asiekierka fwoosh! https://t.co/Ca4AnAvnlG it's a mix of chiptune and orchestra (fake orchestra, of course)
@yacCz I'm not going to bother trying to calculate how many zillions of zeroes there are, but it can be derived from http://t.co/UaI5fqUSyA
@myfreeweb @Kufat yeah, like, a few billion :p
@yacCz it would be an absurdly massive computational effort, but hashes are decidedly more finite than possible documents.
@yacCz and if the VISIBLE garbage data is longer than the actual document, that doesn’t seem very entertaining ;)
@yacCz yes but my point was that you would end up with many kilobytes or even megabytes of random garbage padding for what I am asking
@collettiquette do you mean programming or linguistics? C and Dutch…
@yacCz but note, converting something that has its hash *appended* does not count, only the whole file counts
@yacCz sure, you can use a text file, except then you can’t hide your arbitrary padding and it’s ugly
@DrPizza not if they’re using internal mixers of some sort. I don’t know what Lavabit’s architecture was, though.
@billpollock the fundamental problem is that unlike anything else in comp sci, one takes lives into their hands with this subject
@DrPizza no, but they can demand all the other related data.  Or maybe they think they can crack it…
RT @billpollock: We really need to publish a practical book about privacy and anonymity.
@sciencecomic the confederate flag thing is weird around there. There are different reasons people fly it and you can’t always tell…
@Kufat we *have* generated MD5 collisions; one could adapt the algo to padding a PDF, and go get some fresh coffee, and some more…
@sciencecomic do you remember which county? Shenandoah’s is the best one I saw.m
.@Kufat it could happen if you have enough computing power laying around and nothing better to do with it than amuse me :p
Trick I want to see: a document in a conventional format (such as PDF) which mentions its own MD5 or SHA1 hash in the text and is right
@focalintent (noting that I will count almost anything as an art - programming, fixing cars, whatever)
@focalintent kind of my first question about a person is “but what is your art?” I have met people with no answer and it confounds me
@focalintent there remain many people confused that I didn’t pursue an English degree. As if that would have improved me :p
@Tomi_Tapio nope. Gods know I couldn’t keep my voice pitch steady enough unless I was singing along to a recording…
RT @thezeist: Kartlytics: Applying Big Data Analytics to Mario Kart http://t.co/tOBNBrxUny
I guess I’ve been programming for 11 years, interested in infosec for 8, and composing music for all of 3. The last one needs some work :)
@pborenstein lol I was never particularly healthy to begin with
Sometimes I get frustrated with how little I know then I remember I have approximately 50 years remaining
What a cute idea: writing programs that guess the contents of other programs based only on their input/output http://t.co/UiWK1yu2Ti
When I see stuff like this, I imagine a guy who got drunk and got in an argument with himself on reddit http://t.co/gww8VozCuY
RT @profoundlypaige: http://t.co/a134yPtTZ4
RT @AdmiralA: This is a first: Linux-only banking trojan tested to work on 15 distributions and 8 desktop environments. http://t.co/e5j6MFX…
RT @MarkKriegsman: Snowing? In August? At @Veracode's #hackathon? (Not shown: dry ice fog mix-in.) https://t.co/cEsFzschdy
In a year and a half, this is the first forensic evidence acquired that our team member in Israel actually exists http://t.co/VlwXoTVXay
@osxreverser you can talk to me…
@travisgoodspeed I never got an ack on this one… http://t.co/rglxyckkvV
@Motoma a world was and then suddenly was not
RT @arstechnica: Building a panopticon: The evolution of the NSA’s XKeyscore http://t.co/0kPsaMUbe8 by @thepacketrat
RT @puellavulnerata: http://t.co/KgxxRhSTVa Gotta love the "crosshairs on your co-workers, they might be an Insider Threat!" imagery: http:…
@m1sp what are you saying about furries?!
RT @Packetknife: I just published “Dear Leakers, Terrorists, and Uncle Abol,” https://t.co/NaaUhCHI2S
But seriously the NSA is burned by a sysadmin and their reaction is to lay a bunch of them off? They have clearly never met a sysadmin
@docsmooth @kvegh Thaaaaank you. I may or may not have spent years terrified a family member would shoot any boy I liked
RT @docsmooth: Hey, guys. The "hope you have a shotgun" joke isn't funny. My girls will be capable and strong and independent.  So, STOP it…
RT @oh_rodr: Inlaw1: what can normal people like me do to avoid state surveillance? Me: nothing.
“NSA to cut system administrators by 90%” “NSA closes because senior officials got locked out after three guesses”
@Twirrim do you see why I would maybe want to wear the intestines of people who don’t write my name on things like a necklace
@Twirrim it is fundamentally placing me below my designated man to such an extent that I do not deserve to be called by name
@Twirrim and why the hell does that make it okay?
RT @ibogost: Facebook kept pestering me to take their platform developer survey, so… http://t.co/CpQjGizeSa
In retrospect the URL "Yaoi 911" was probably intended to be a subtle hint
I started reading what I thought was a normal super hero comic and it turned out to be yaoi  yay!
@m1sp @WhiteMageSlave so I'm reading a well-drawn comic about a superhero who discovers the yaoi websites of his fangirls
@dancapper Lots o' things are traditions. Like tearing out beating hearts to appease the sun god
@Tactical_Intel I don't consider them advanced enough of a threat
@thegrugq true story I should have a chance to wear it this weekend to something with no luggage involved ~
At least @codeferret_ has some idea of how hurtful it can be, because at infosec gatherings, he's Mr. Abadidea's Husband. :p
I don't see anything "polite" about sending *me* a letter that only has my husband's name on it. Good way to get negative faction points
@blowdart yeah, so, what's the proper format for introducing your slaves? Does it matter if I bought them or they were born to the family?
Why does MY side of the family send me letters addressed to Mr. and Mrs. Thomas Husbandpants as if I were subsumed by his flesh by the pact
I know what this is a picture of (Peter is going to town on that guy's ear) but it looks like a fabulous dance party http://t.co/xksxdiN6yc
@ndouba I don't have anything to upshift or downshift frequencies - yet - but should probably stop getting strange packages for a while ;)
@m1sp oh gods Bran is a furry #abadideaReadsBookTwo
@m1sp by which I mean: doesn't everyone find it a bit *odd* that a 7yo prince of Baratheon would shout "for Casterly Rock!"
@m1sp finally reading book 2, I'm struck by how brazenly Cersei has instilled her house in her children against the cultural standard
@fuzztester by the same I mean, nothing will break. You'll just have a visually blank name.
@fuzztester as if I have a num pad! but it should be the same. The dollar sign is the terminator because I don't know ask DOS
@fuzztester your seed factor is dollar sign space space space if you hit enter at the name prompt
The seed of zcaravan's Random Number God is based on your name. Choose wisely...
@_larry0 what sprintf?
@0x17h what are you trying to say about me
@m1sp conquering the world one ebooks at a time
RT @MotherJones: The NSA is reading every email sent to and from the United States http://t.co/BmXWN2umlH #ICYMI
RT @solak: There's no such thing as too many #blinkenlights @veracode #hackathon https://t.co/WSagW25Zoy
RT @Niki7a: Anyone from #DEFCON lose a bag at the Vadara Hotel on Monday? Spread the word and have them contact me, I might be able to re-u…
It’s clear Lavabit got an NSL. Time to disclose I have never gotten one! My secret is forgetting to check the mail
RT @i0n1c: So it looks like US gov kills http://t.co/0gIoAAlrCM over #snowden
RT @Myriachan: Oh hai from #WindowsRT 8.1 kernel debugger #JailBreak http://t.co/tC64uBAq33
RT @Diunoctis: @0xcharlie @thegrugq http://t.co/EK4xVCiv0e
RT @dinodaizovi: Dear Twitterverse, please make this picture of @AmberBaldet and @0xcharlie into a meme: https://t.co/CVNyp2jZAe
@nasko wat? Something MUST have changed that on you…
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@mistydemeo apple clang
I've concluded it's simply desperate to avoid the div instruction at all costs and goes on quite the adventure
@guamwatt I promise I know the difference between the opcodes in my own function and a library I didn't link ;)
@meursalt it is clang
Oddly, the compiled output of the C version of my itoa() is about three times as many opcodes as my asm version - even though I wrote both
@0x17h not as such. There are spiritual siblings. But that does not matter here
My itoa() works :p #asmquest http://t.co/C23F8YKAei
Yes, apparently smuggler is the sort of occupation you put on your tax forms in this game's universe
@iSentriX It's my weekend project.
@vogon nasm
Now with interactive name-writing class-choosing activity! So dynamic! Hey gimme a break I had to roll it all by hand http://t.co/0dy2R0pHF4
@alethenorio I'm not sure what exactly it is doing. I think OSX is set to require password after 5 seconds.
@alethenorio um, that is kind of the problem.
@zcutlip off-handedly I'd guess the locale data broke an assumption of mutual exclusion somewhere
We're camping! Say hello to @GWakaMurray everyone http://t.co/GAUiDbrezK
This is a contest to see how much of the standard C library I can reimplement in a slightly incompatible way
@bhelyer nasm. dosbox. Close and restart dosbox and remount my folder every time I hose the imaginary machine.
Very glamorous. Top-notch effects http://t.co/xXHGttX3VK
// non-reentrant as heck  I believe this counts as adequate documentation of the function's side effects
@mister_borogove I'm not too terribly worried about that :)
@mister_borogove essentially I just implemented a static char buf for this function that happens to live within it :p
@mister_borogove no, it needs buffers right where I put 'em
@chead it is dosbox. And it is definitely taking longer than half a second.
Not making this up. I thought I was going crazy earlier when I found my MacBook unlocked! https://t.co/Jt2ewvgBhe
(I'm guessing it's generating a mouse or keyboard event before the few-second timer for canceling lock kicks in)
Uhh so if you lock a Mac with dosbox open it will unlock about five seconds later thanks dosbox
(or as opposed to my bulk of asm for NES with rom banks, where you also can't do that but for more basic reasons)
It feels so weird now that on DOS I can just put a buffer in the middle of my actual routine and write to it and the OS doesn't care
Amusingly enough behind the screen depicting a forest is a window overlooking an actual forest but that's too analog
@sam82490 what if I told you it's actually a flickr stream
@sam82490 sad?!?! how often do YOU go camping at work
Authentic camping experience http://t.co/TVZQ3AH8e2
@gu3st namely, the PHP language designers
RT @vogon: @0xabad1dea in about 20 years or so those'll make great bits for a "2000s-era computer programmer" halloween costume, keep them …
I got some... "merit" badges... http://t.co/8H0ArBOjG3
@m1sp @aeleruil … I’m pretty sure my husband would eat humans if he thought he could get away with it.
I don’t understand why the first word Hayden came up with to describe Snowden supporters was “nihilists.” We care because we don’t…?
RT @norton_tim: Ten stars, Wikipedia whale editor. http://t.co/uTsjsmhHeF
RT @fbz: tltl;dr -- too long to load, didn't read.
@DamnViolas paging @attritionorg
@m1sp I had another dream about you! What is this
Wanted: iOS “cloud storage” app I can share to that will scp the files to a folder on my web server
@SurprisingEdge first chapter under PC architecture
@SurprisingEdge did he fix the part where he says IBM PCs have up to 512 bytes of ram? :p
Wow I just accidentally implemented Dwarf Fortress in like six lines of asm http://t.co/u1CxImLF8X
@codeferret_ because I was in the bathroom
@daviottenheimer yes... and... 512 bytes is a few orders of magnitude below that :p
@daviottenheimer the reference to 8088 on the page is to contrast it to the 286 ie what IBM PCs have
@WhiteMageSlave \o/
@markoff @ioerror but in any case, maybe we should consider using crypto for mundane purposes a civic duty.
@markoff @ioerror standing out because you use crypto is, in my best guess, better than showing up in a text search in xkeyscore !
RT @yesterbits: @0xabad1dea 640 bytes ought to be enough for anybody.
Either this is a misprint or DOS was more memory-efficient than I thought http://t.co/6Fw9bPXj75
@sergeybratus @dildog pretty lucky I know so many old people !
Implying that yes I own so many random old technical books I had no idea I already had one on the subject I was researching… … …
I wish I had noticed this book on my bookshelf in my living room about two days ago http://t.co/HpclRrO3yL
@marshray no, I’m trying to program DOS, and that’s my cutesy XOR screen test pattern
@dildog I'm trying to learn how to hook the timer so I can feed the speaker music from a table
@dildog you just made the mistake of revealing to me you are a source of information for what I want to do :p
@jinkee no, the colored part is the screen :) I'm apparently drawing it backwards
Well... I discovered exactly how much of the screen renders before the first timer interrupt goes off and gets hosed. http://t.co/JY3sri4nkY
I'm so glad this source code editor decided that I definitely wanted the unicode ellipses and not a literal dot-dot-dot
@thegrugq @asshurtACKFlags @0x1C and then you vanished off the face of the vegas!
The Exciting Adventures of "Looking For Documentation Older Than The Internet" Girl
@thegrugq @asshurtACKFlags @0x1C you didn't talk to me at ALL at the party, so...
@vogon to be fair, this sphere is finite. Not going to be exhausted in the next fifty years, but finite.
@crash8100 yeeeeeup
Maybe the NSA misunderstood “the unexamined life is not worth living”
RT @marshray: http://t.co/IRqSfFBzjd Official treachery: IRS, DEA, and NSA conspire to launder intelligence info and hide evidence from leg…
@travisgoodspeed http://t.co/rglxyckkvV
RT @codeferret_: recursion: when you curse because cursed when you are trying not to curse
@ashedryden @0x17h I’m sure tea partiers were a healthy portion of subscribers!
@tenfootfangs my life has only been getting better
@xkeepah I’m not THAT young :)
Engineers reporting for hackathon duty http://t.co/lQWYla4iL2
@elppaeht8 I don’t think you understand.  This company. LOVES. Programmable LED displays.
OH “I need to go find an extension cord so we can plug in the camp fire”
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RT @zygen: We are literally heading to a scifi dystopia. http://t.co/Zkq4gBJoru anyone who doesn't agree with the current govt will soon be…
RT @dguido: God damn it! Who keeps giving these people my name!? http://t.co/Dl5Ti9bFDL
@tenfootfangs oh gods it’s Satan
@taviso “we’re too busy making money to defend our design decisions”
RT @taviso: I'm not making this up, http://t.co/LqqY6nDSn8
RT @taviso: Bromium are hilarious, they won't give me a demo copy to evaluate because their security model is too complicated for us to und…
RT @dangoodin001: MT @awpiii: All I did was plug into the CHARGING port in the seat back. http://t.co/7hubWAaykR > mile high juice jacking
The boom box was made from a cooler by @MarkKriegsman to be Burning Man proof and more critically Veracode proof
@glesec it'd be hard to find something it can't play somehow :)
@Kufat we'll be done Monday.
I'm being told the stuffy suits may not enjoy finding an eight-person tent in their meeting room in the morning
@techpractical binaries!
Upgraded the hacking tent http://t.co/GXVSjtMEzc
@clerian some people don't understand the difference between Black Hat and Defcon
Some redditor's impression of me: "Gee willickers scooby" Jinkies! I actually say gee whittakers.
@Rorosaurus whoa it's my reddit birthday !
@YourMomBot your timing is occasionally excellent
Hey Michael Hayden, former NSA director- your "opposite sex" comment is juvenile and prejudiced. Good job. http://t.co/qls5he8GwJ
I see Twitter for Windows 8 finally got a new update. I should probably put it through some paces before sending that #UIRage hate mail.
@clerian I just changed it so it's if(seed == 0) seed = 0xABAD :)
.@clerian the seed is getting set to 0 if it doesn't fit in a short. (Because I'm porting it to 16-bit.) Apparently it's a dull seed.
This is my Oregon Trail-like game so far! I think I found a bug in my home-rolled random number generator. http://t.co/Hvyk1besNJ
Noooo I can't be coming down with con flu during hackathon stop it body stahp
"Click here to switch to the beta of the new http://t.co/aoeU8lshVg!" "LOL welcome to the front page hope you weren't reading those docs"
@jonoberheide @mtrumpbour @thegrugq @0xcharlie @quine @mdowd @aaronportnoy @no_structure http://t.co/RophkGBQds
@philpem already linked it :p
@N0SSC I was a mere student, but the GBT has that certain special something that your higher resolution can't make up for :p
@eevee I just can't get over how its behavior is fundamentally different from eval() despite being in theory the same thing D:
New PHP Manual Masterpiece: four people voted against deprecating this. http://t.co/MO0f2YUHUA
@philpem I may or may not be writing a new blog post about that RIGHT NOW.
@elwoz I'm too young to know perl. So it doesn't have this eval feature?
(btw I did find it after looking through the file checkin history of the C implementation https://t.co/rLUBqQ2CPC )
@OrwellUpgraded please see point about checking procedures and policies ^_^;
@botnet_hunter it's "deprecated", but so far that looks like that just means someone put a note in the manual
@OrwellUpgraded yes but that wasn't really what I was talking about, I meant ie "MegaCorp has six a year and JumboCorp has eight!"
I'm on a mission to find the bug report or patch where PHP realized that PREG_REPLACE_EVAL was a terrible idea. No luck so far o_O
@OrwellUpgraded presuuuuuumably vulns get fixed :)
It’s not really possible to get absolute vuln count in large, old products. Compare their processes and policies instead.
Are you comparing vuln counts between two competing products? STOP you are probably doing it wrong http://t.co/b5S42F0ZvT
RT @bSr43: I’m currently refactoring Hopper (for several reasons), and adding Python methods. Please send me all your Python needs!
@_larry0 thirteen years ago I was in middle school
This corporate carpet is now a war zone - many feet will be lost this day http://t.co/cVhR81SoQn
@vogon @grahamvsworld I realize now I actually slightly misread your tweet as “start pronouncing spelled…” instead of “start spelling…”
@thegrugq time to hit the safe house
@vogon … how else can you pronounce cooperate ?
@m1sp @aeleruil @WhiteMageSlave I’m told I’m actually a nightmare hell-student
@mubix … :\
@m1sp @aeleruil ask @WhiteMageSlave about the teacher who said to the class “kids with divorced parents like @WhiteMageSlave …”
RT @Packetknife: "A modern, fast web-mail client with user-friendly encryption and privacy features. Free and Open Source software." http:/…
@JackLScanlan make a contact of yourself.
RT @rethinkdb: https://t.co/2mvnTYyitp -- some fun notes on implementing date support. Read it and weep.
@Packetknife so far my best baby experience is the one who decided the brown spots on my neck are removable
RT @menendymendez: in new zealand, the centimetres have eleven millimetres. http://t.co/g7Pv015390
RT @kaepora: PuTTY SSH client for Windows releases new version fixing four security vulnerabilities: http://t.co/MMBVqucztf
@blackswanburst @wimremes hahahahahahaha no.
RT @nickm_tor: Feature request for the next version of RealityMUD: Restrict PvP to PvP zones.
@thegrugq @asshurtACKFlags not sure if insult…
@thegrugq @asshurtACKFlags wow you must think I’m a commie spy then
@m1sp I had a dream I showed up at your house without warning, and you were grumpy and hid under the blankets
RT @simonnix: "I want to print a synthetic chicken burger why the FUCK do I need to replace the synthetic beef cartridge?!" - future person…
@0x17h @ashedryden where’s my commission
Software changelog, 1989: "Negative numbers may be used for tempo on really fast ATs or 386 machines."
Thanks computer that's not creepy at all right after I was there and thinkin' wow these balconies sure are high http://t.co/UT0r0wyMRQ
@CaucusRacer I'm pretty sure this is just someone who thinks less keystrokes == less opcodes
@CaucusRacer of course you don't, they almost certainly didn't actually check.
@kcarmical I'm told it went well.. and I got like two hundred new followers...
@ELLIOTTCABLE its name is Zepto-Caravan! Zepto because it is so small, see
@ELLIOTTCABLE no I really meant not at the moment I am busy with my own project X_x; but @GWakaMurray and @hypermice like mods, so: ping
@ELLIOTTCABLE OCCASIONALLY  BUT NOT AT THE MOMENT
However, http://t.co/Eaiydp1iLq did suggest "Inept Chocobo: The Lost Levels"
It is very hard to come up with a generic computer game name that someone else hasn't already come up with.
@billpollock -- because you got me thinking and if I wrote a book it would probably be about the joys of programming the asm way :)
@billpollock I'm still here! I'm actually taking the next few days at work (tis hackathon week) to try to implement a game entirely in asm--
@zooko I'll need to run it past a few cryptographers... I'm just a lowly appsec type
RT @dylanhorrocks: If a group is 17% female, men see it as 50/50. At 33% female, men think there are more women than men (Geena Davis): htt…
@rantyben @julianor "padding" is a dirty word around here!
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@codeferret_ I'm so glad.
@jpixton in context, they are integers. It would take the world's simplest, dumbest compiler, undergrad sample implementation, to screw up!
@stylewar @puellavulnerata @Bruce_Schneier ….. No tor node should be using a browser. At all.
RT @dangoodin001: Twitter rolls out two-factor authentication that’s simpler, more secure http://t.co/jwPNVoIl9D
@voqo @0x17h “sure, I see you have a kid, but it looks like the child prostitution ring has custody and you don’t pay support to them”
RT @puellavulnerata: .@Bruce_Schneier should really know better than to refer to a browser exploit as affecting "Tor nodes"
@ericlaw @innismir you know, I think everything still doesn’t parse rar. I assume for licensing reasons.
RT @WTFuzz: Thank you IE F12 Developer tools for creating an RWX memory section in my process, I needed that ...
@Packetknife @thedesertgate it’s not “hilarious”. People have a right to CHOOSE how much to share.
@pa28 yep
Found in code: /* v/=radix uses less CPU clocks than v=v/radix does */  If this is ACTUALLY true, slap your compiler silly
For new followers: here is the rainbow tree I was telling you about https://t.co/qpqqa3RMr5
RT @pushinghoops: white people are rarely asked by the culture around them to identify w nonwhites let alone see them as humans, so: http:/…
@julianor I think it’d be a lot safer and just as reliable to take a byte distribution!
RT @julianor: I haven't seen anyone suggest using emulation to detect x86 code in JavaScript objects. Would be fun to exploit the emulator.
RT @justinschuh: If you're tweeting at me anymore about saved passwords, I think I've responded thoroughly here: https://t.co/3ELSmxhcTu
RT @AmberBaldet: Ugh, Children's Place drags out the "Math is Harrrd" trope (via @consumerist  http://t.co/VSsLp1J5zv) http://t.co/t7nxyq8x…
Y'all are giving me some really good examples going back several years. I salute your memory!
@4Dgifts oh this totally counts IMO - because you get bitten by a language feature while using correct algorithms :)
@tef @alex_gaynor perfect! I had a vague memory of this but couldn't put my finger on it
@cybergibbons yeah, that's homerolled, can't help there. I'm thinking like: oh good the RNG is broken and undermining the API
@uppfinnarn that's my aim!
This is motivated by some recent crypto bugs that I think could have been plausibly detected by following a checklist of modes of failure
Crypto nerds, please cite me some real world examples of crypto failure that could have been unit tested (hash returning all zeroes, etc)
@chunter16 @amanicdroid nah it was just mentioned to me in passing. I think maybe by @thorsheim ?
@xkeepah without the paper, I'm guessing it comes down to average finger length. So it'd only work on adults and certainly not 100% :)
.@chunter16 yeah, I assume it comes down to a distribution of physical hand sizes. Allegedly I have "piano hands"
Someone mentioned to me that a study found typing timing differences between men and women and now I want to know if I type like a boy
@pa28 @codeferret_ we have like, the exact same body type and hair type http://t.co/n9Icxxp1yq
Wow looking at pictures of us on stage @codeferret_ and I look startlingly alike from a distance
It looks like Exchange was so offended by my 20,496 unread mails that it locked out my domain account
@McGrewSecurity @beauwoods for me the barrier is when there is an accent thicker than mud, not their fault but I can’t understand a word
RT @AnttiIsokangas: Chart of the day: The most controversial Wikipedia articles in different languages http://t.co/vOUbGSnd9Y
RT @agentdarkapple: From the WTF files: Gag order forbids kids from discussing fracking http://t.co/lh8k88B0nf
@homakov business goes much smoother with that personal connection, as it forms a trust deeper than anonymous paperwork
@ra6bit my first apprehension is how often DNS gets jacked
My husband seems to have con flu and I have a persistent cough. We’re coming to the office to share :)
@hellNbak_ it was a Firefox exploit. And the vuln was disclosed by @nils some months ago
@m1sp I just had the most vivid dream of becoming engaged to the prince of a small tropical island with a Muslim-ish religion
@DragonStuff a decorative tree sculpture with lights, and tuning into the noise generated by them. I said aloud “I can hear the tree”
@zorm but then that’s more bits than actually fits! :)
@puellavulnerata if they were consistent about it, I’d just accept it and move on, but they arbitrarily do or don’t lead with an extra zero.
@puellavulnerata …. So maybe this code is actually in real mode but that does not clarify the mystery to me
@oh_rodr not that I know of
Why did this programmer write 0x00009? Not 0x9, not some number of zeroes to pad it to a register size, but five hex digits. I can’t sleep
Our housemate moved out a few hours ago. It just now occurred to me at 2 am that I am once again free from the tyranny of pants in my house.
@savagejen https://t.co/s90fXxHyEd
RT @savagejen: Whelp, there goes the only reason to choose trains over planes. http://t.co/cNJsDa7ynB Sad.
@savagejen bunny is eternal
@hemantmehta because a webpage rudely shoved it in my face today
RT @KdotCdot: Best #Defcon tee shirt so far: white guy at airport with dreadlocks and shirt that reads "I'M NOT @MOXIE"
@m1sp_ebooks @m1sp yes
@dakami @bascule they should ship — as Math.WeakRandom — for games and other realtime simulations.
RT @nils: Seems like the Firefox vuln used against Tor users is CVE-2013-1690 reported by me in April and fixed since June http://t.co/XAES…
@dkabot AHHH charge it!!
@iFlames_ if I open the calculator, it's for programmer's mode...
calculator.app for OSX failed to open any windows. You are a calculator. You don't get to crash.
@vogon suuuuure you did. And bogosort returned a sorted deck on the first iteration
@vogon and the magic of C is.... ..... the same, but with semicolons
@JeffCurless I certainly write more than most people :)
I am quietly astonished every time an asm program I wrote actually executes to completion without segfaulting or hitting halt-and-catch-fire
@bSr43 what do you mean Hopper doesn't happen to have 16-bit DOS executable parser lying around?! :)
Hey @paypal why do you even allow vendors to do this? Most of them don't know any better - but you should. http://t.co/zhS9z6APyG
I was thinking about Morrowind and then this happened https://t.co/fSgwrNDPna
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@myfreeweb yes, anything can have its own URL handler. That does not make it okay to launch another app without my consent.
BTW here are my slides if you want to grab the URLs https://t.co/p3dpOZ53xe try not to crash google docs again thx
“Requirements for this programming tutorial: you know how to operate an IBM PC (or 100% compatible)” Dang, I might be out of luck
@vathpela I don’t know, what’s in this hard drive from the late 90s?
Also, I find it extremely amusing that my “x86 computer” has one x86 chip but possibly three or more ARM chips.
Also note how easy it was to circumvent the checksum. It’s clearly only checking for accidental corruption, not tampering.
@ShadowTodd no, I am pretty sure that one was an on-the-fly decision.
Absolutely top-notch research on reflashing hard drive controllers that just came out of OHM http://t.co/WQNWnVld58 they have ARM CPUs!!!
@billpollock awesome. Were you looking for a particular topic
There’s no point in warning tor users not to visit CP websites. Either they never do, or they will anyway. They already accepted huge risks.
RT @Akamai_InfoSec: Security Reminders Inspired By Van Halen's Brown M&M Test  - The Akamai Blog: https://t.co/cZtgpdIGo3
@Vanguard_Group @eevee why only twenty?
@Kufat that’s not a requirement
Summer hackathon starts at work in a few days and I don’t know what I am doing yet
@anildash @hypatiadotca I actually heard a mom say to her little boy last week: “I picked THIS dress because it has pockets, honey”
RT @0xcharlie: ...and that is why we release everything so you can judge for yourself who is right:  Paper and code available now: http://t…
RT @nudehaberdasher: Dear Toyota: Our attacks did not require dismantling of the automobile. We just wanted to look inside.
RT @0xcharlie: So now Toyota is saying you can only do our attacks if you remove the dash board.  This is absurd and very troubling Toyota …
RT @thegrugq: Stop fetishising the technology! Security requires more than just sprinkling tech on something.
@DrPizza why not? True story: my high school was named Carmel. They ordered hats and they came back saying “Caramel”
RT @runasand: Firefox vulnerability was Windows-specific and targeted older versions of the #Tor Browser Bundle: https://t.co/q4D4meMozm
@kragen the one where I am extremely annoyed
@m1sp I mean the firearm that Tsovinar has taken from Aramaz
@Packetknife @krypt3ia it randomly did that to me once too
WTF: a webpage in Chrome for iOS redirected me to Candy Crush in the App Store app with no user interaction. This is not acceptable
From reddit: “APT1 really emphasizes the ‘P’”
Twitter is finally getting an abuse button. http://t.co/nwZz3xLfq4 the noun, not the verb. Do not abuse the abuse button.
@thegrugq @jduck if @fredowsley gave me the cloth one and kept the plastic one I’m gonna have to pay him a polite visit
@thegrugq @jduck wait there’s more than one?!
@donicer well that’s kind of a different issue entirely. I just meant that what *happened* didn’t happen because of a flaw in tor.
@snare I listen to baroque era music all day…
@thegrugq @jduck noooo I mustn’t destroy it
@thegrugq ffff I can’t get my barcon bracelet off !!
RT @vlad902: Brief analysis + annotation of the TBB payload here: http://t.co/B02R2R4hHd
RT @vlad902: Wow, the TBB payload exfiltrates the hosts MAC address by looking at gethostbyname()->h_addr_list and using ihplpapi!SendARP
@vogon I know nothing about Magic, how is this one? https://t.co/iOg7z29Xez
@MagicCardMe ?!
@charliesome @kivikakk seriously though expect this on PHP Manual Masterpieces in the very near future
@kaepora in the meantime: disabling JavaScript completely will break the exploit
@kaepora no, who knows, and trying
@charliesome @kivikakk WHY WAS I NOT INFORMED
@john_t_lutz @torproject that’s… not what closed source means >_> Go read the source, and then compile it yourself.
@donicer how does any of this reflect badly on tor? It’s a Firefox 0day which was used to target someone known to use tor.
@john_t_lutz @torproject …. Wherever would you get the idea that Tor is closed source ?
RT @runasand: Looking for info about #Tor, hidden services and the Firefox 0day? Please read https://t.co/R8SyqgaKDO
RT @DonAndrewBailey: OH: "I spent the last 24 hours analyzing a new 0day and my advice is to disable the Internet." "Where can I sign up fo…
RT @djrbliss: In case anyone else was looking for this too, here's the Bugzilla entry for the Firefox exploit: https://t.co/HkKbc7czy5
RT @torproject: Dear global press, it's called Tor, not TOR, see https://t.co/CE4LQWdhGB
@kevinmitnick definitely the one by that Melissa girl
In my house. Not dead. Nobody broke in and stole my iMacs. Further bulletins as warranted
@jmgosney yes, and that thought is “lol”
@m1sp hey! I figured out what to do with that literal Chekhov's Gun I planted
@boblord it turned out he didn't work for them, so no death.
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My good friend General Protection! I haven't seen you in over ten years! What brings you to heavy machinery http://t.co/OBzLQYOvkC
@dan_crowley just saw you on the tv in the airport
@Bitweasil it went normally for us at noon. Except for "FEMALE opt-out?!" Guy.
On the news in the airport: "Another tough week for the NSA - agency chief asks hackers for help"
@boblord I'm wearing my new Twitter security shirt. Ran into someone wearing a Facebook security shirt. Staredown!!!
RT @Packetknife: And - of course - the idiots going VPN VPN - as if any of these single items are an OPSEC solution.
RT @Packetknife: I think the Tor damage assessment(s) will be a while in the making - and then lessons learned for ages.
@tapbot_paul all I know is it executes shellcode at some point.
@BaconZombie yes but I mean because otherwise it won't work or because otherwise it'd start hitting non-targeted users
@ShadowTodd the art of software security assessment
Has anyone figured out yet if the FF exploit used against tor users only affects ver17 or did they artificially restrict the payload
@zedshaw I'm just saying, I doubt there are any nodes running on the same host as a Windows browser bundle. I hope.
@vogon it's the ONE thing the Feds can do right now that won't get them bad press, so...
@zedshaw so far the exploit has only targeted Windows, and most (all?) nodes are Linux, but it could conceivably be used to stage
@zedshaw I just mean that "tor servers" sounds like the actual tor nodes
Maybe we shouldn't put half of all anonymity services in the same colo next time
@thezeist free stress test
@zedshaw I wouldn't call them "tor servers" as tor itself doesn't need them; servers accessible only over tor. But yes. Eggs, basket
@codinghorror might as well! We already have all the fat binary infrastructure and the ARM compiler infrastructure
RT @Atencio: Ohhhhh, so Doctor Who is kind of like nerd pope, and today the conclave burned white smoke. I get it now.
In this RT: compression ruins everything again
RT @thezeist: Xerox scanners/photocopiers randomly alter numbers in scanned documents http://t.co/7IgUWtPoZI
@comex I haven't had a chance yet, maybe on next leg of flight
@supersat I kind of opted into the extended screening anyway
@skullmandible @tenfootfangs maybe he's just whitekin!
RT @csoghoian: Top security researcher @0xcharlie (ex-NSA) on NSA spying: I don't think anyone should believe anything they tell us. http:/…
@charliesome check my timeline
@MechMK1 I picked up a casual interest around 11, started programming at 14, got more serious at 17
@michaeldinn don't see any actually but the box part might be tucked behind something
@MalwareJake http://t.co/cksK7witgr
The desk at this gate is unattended. Both workstations are unlocked. I see text boxes, buttons and checkmarks.
@jtauber not sure, as I was planning on opting out anyway, but they didn't open my luggage
My twitter stream suddenly stopped being Defcon and started being people freaking out about Doctor Who
I'm very sad there's less than a year left on my chipless passport :(
I think they might have given me a handwritten SSSS because I'm using a pre-RFID passport as ID for a domestic flight
@ioerror do you ever get handwritten SSSS or only printed ?
This looks like an SSSS to me. But I thought it's printed if you get one. http://t.co/BDiSOOVwbt
@MalwareJake the honest answer is there is fresh blood on my clothes due to an unexpected medical issue. That may have confused it
I award no points to the male @TSA agent who exclaimed "a FEMALE opt-out?!" Stay the hell away from me, buddy
The bomb detector machine crashed when the nice TSA lady fed it my sample
@RichardBarrell I forgive people of  misspelling that. I don't forgive them when they misspell Melissa w/o asking; it's a dictionary word
These touch screens won't let you press the same button twice in a row. Guess how fun it is to type Melissa Elliott
@kherge (yes the person arrested supported this that and the other, good for law enforcement I guess)
@kherge 0day doesn't discriminate
RT @runasand: Any Mozilla security engineers at DEF CON? Please find/email me. #defcon
Fascinating thread of the day: law enforcement using 0day against Firefox extended support edition http://t.co/kCzTwge9bl
RT @PennyRed: Actually, I don't think the internet is 'a breeding ground for misogyny'. It makes already existing misogyny more and differe…
@techpinscher @thijs I'm amused at how many people still take "Thanks Obama" very literally...
Unfortunately we have a noon flight tomorrow, so, goodbye Defcon!
RT @Packetknife: @0xabad1dea In real terms I'm not sure there is a difference but customers I've worked with want to move simply on percept…
RT @addelindh: @0xabad1dea I've talked to people, both customers and internally, and consensus seems to be that $ > concerns.
To be clear: just repeating sentiments of some Europeans I met. They are skittish of using American cloud services...
@WilRockall has he fixed it? :/
@WilRockall do you let your children out undressed ?
@addelindh your sarcasm meter may need calibrating ;)
OH: "FTP... that's one of those hacker tools, like wget!" "Once you start curling, you never go back"
@SimonZerafa that was what I was getting at :p
"I think Veracode is hogging a disproportionate amount of compiler engineers" "no wonder Microsoft hasn't shipped that C compiler"
We as an American company with a cloud storage component are losing European business because of the NSA... thanks Obama
@Bitweasil @marshray okay found a sign if you never see me again the casino ate me
@Bitweasil I.... don't know.... the big one up front?
@Bitweasil I'm going down to the lobby. With husband, if I can wake him up.
The problem with these casinos is that they are all self-similar in every direction. Hey yep it's glitter and neon down this way too!
@Bitweasil in the fantasy tower I think it's called? I just mean this place is huge and directionless to me.
@Bitweasil how exactly do I get into palms place
@kaepora IDK..... pokemon and mario kart? and animal crossing
My hotel's webpage says "you deserve a staycation." Good job on getting the meaning of that word exactly backwards, marketing! @Palms
My Nintendo 3DS offered to do a firmware update today. Well I guess that's one way to find out if the code is signed...
@LowestCommonDen @eevee sit downstairs. Watch child play. Come upstairs when they start climbing on the bookcase.
@LowestCommonDen nope!
RT @jodymelbourne: just got threatened at #defcon #isightpartners party by isight staff member who to hit me cos he said my eyes made me lo…
RT @runasand: Poppin' calculators at Caesars: http://t.co/B6gBxWTtNO
@0x17h yes. The given figure is they have $4/user/month.
@Kufat yes, thank you
@SteveSyfuhs nah it was normal Linux and I was surprised
RT @schemaly: What Happened When My Son Wore A Pink Headband To Walmart http://t.co/kh9xwOeJ8b via @HuffPostParents
@landley see @boblord ! It's *not* just me!
RT @DrPizza: So why deliberately do things that serve only to reinforce tech as a boy's club, when it would have been easier not to?
What does it say if I hear about a cool vulnerability and I just assume the speaker meant Android as opposed to normal Linux
I'd like to thank everyone who was in the front row with their transmitters and DIDN'T blast my demo out of the sky. I know it was hard
RT @jonoberheide: Things in Vegas seem to break more frequently during DEFCON. http://t.co/daaM2Gveey
@MB5 thanks! Much less blurry than the one I had
@spacerog I did specifally ask if it was you but he said he figured he could tell if it was :p
Trying to figure out what acquaintance of mine talked with my husband. His description: "he had a beard... and glasses" so, like, 73% of you
@AndrewMohawk my screen decoder is terrible and useless! And also a bit API-specific
.@yaakov_h the goons swarmed the stage with alcohol. I had to designate my husband as my proxy
BTW I did notice my goon say "we got a first timer in track 1" into his radio but I didn't realize I would be raided halfway in
@m1sp what if I didn't and I'm actually a ghost now
@m1sp I might be a little bit delirious
@chriseng @focalintent gods I look awful in these pictures :(
Thanks everyone... my feet hurt.
@leEb_public my email is melissa.b.elliott at gmail I will try to get to it :)
RT @natashenka: "By informed consent I mean everyone knew I was up to something"-- @0xabad1dea
RT @chriseng: Since @0xabad1dea doesn't drink, hubby came up to take her whisky shot. Goon: "Do *you* drink, sir?" Hubs, with conviction: "…
*collapses*
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@quine the speaker room is looking for you
I hear I won an award for "desperation to win an award" from @attritionorg. Yaaaay !!
RT @Zac_Mueller: @0xabad1dea that's how my parents got robbed
@blowdart @vogon I'm not payin'
@blowdart gdi @vogon you favorited this before it was fifteen seconds old
@WilRockall I'm talking about video feeds.
I think I have put the fear of @0xabad1dea into Twitter's security team, good and proper.
@sakjur they have these large cutouts that hang from the ceiling in layers
@sakjur they use projectors and a video which has black pixels to match the gaps in the sculpture
Infiltration complete. http://t.co/BXmX0sy4bo
@boblord be there in a sec
@boblord where you at
I really like Defcon's animated sculptures. It's a low budget effect, why don't more places have them?
@p0wnlabs it should be 1. Online schedule has two track 2s for the time slot
In the chill out lounge seeing which of my demos are still working ;)
.@savagejen and the bunnybroken baby monitor http://t.co/2alUtBoBNK
@Kufat instion hub or something
@Kufat I already forgot its name lol
@cybergibbons track one, hacking smart homes
@dasshuchan lol nope
"The password is the last three octets of its MAC address." About a device that controls your locks and garage doors
@eevee video. Toddlers. There are a few people into that...
@Emyylii though the chances that someone who wants that lives within a block or two of you are probably pretty low.
@TheDaveCA @thejefflarson what threat? I reserve the right to mock advertising they actually spent money on :)
@Emyylii it's a video feed of a child's room
(Though remember, conventional radio baby monitors are easily tuned into by people in your neighborhood.)
I'm glad I don't work for the toy company  that's being revealed to ship a baby monitor toy that can be hacked into by pedophiles ...
@chriseng @apiary though I did type BHDC out of habit I realize
@chriseng @apiary we're at Defcon, not Suit Hat
@apiary we know it's not anonymous, but to us asking to see photo ID just sounds rude :)
@apiary it's a sensitive topic at BHDC
.@mescyn the nice man at Starbucks said they do it year round because people lose cards in the casino
@SimonZerafa I asked and they said lost cards in casinos are a huge problem.
(No cost, these are from the crate I ordered on the super cheap)
@afreak @Kufat @cyan2049er I will give them for free but only to four different people.
To everyone asking: a lot of places in Vegas demand photo ID if you don't pay in cash, even for coffee
Not leaving Vegas until I give these away to four good homes (with photo this time) http://t.co/Z5m3zmcJIj
The coffee place in the Palms is good and they do NOT ask for photo ID
@tpw_rules will link slides afterwards. Video out of my control
@Achifaifa as much as I'd like to attend @quine's...
@zooko @dangoodin001 it must be a mistake, as they have two talks in track 2...
Well apparently I have no idea what track I'm in because different schedules say different things. Yaaaay
@0xcharlie <3
Today, 5pm, Track 1, I will give you a new source of paranoia: the emanations leaking from your electronics http://t.co/fztGYMBRNF
oh wow for some reason I thought I was track 3 but I'm in track 1 with the glowy rainbow sculpture stage
@MalwareJake (I was taken by surprise. It's off schedule.)
@MalwareJake It might or might not, it's different every time, I'll let you infer the rest
@nrr yes you are on my list
@MalwareJake no, I'm sick.
@boblord hey you're on my list of people who are here that I haven't seen yet
@nrr you know what I am getting at :p
@Kufat @cyan2049er ahh sorry my mind was fixed on the "31" and thought "that just happened"
Of course my body decided that today specifically I need to be in horrible pain. You know, the one day of the year I'm going on stage
@rantyben but so was everyone I saw wearing those boots
@Kufat @cyan2049er it's expired.
@blowdart not me personally, just venting
Of course after checking morning twitter I learn defcon had strippers at jeopardy or something. Of only one gender, of course.
@ircmaxell I wasn't particularly surprised to learn this person has already blocked me on twitter :)
RT @DrPizza: That a girl was being stripped as a reward at hacker jeopardy at #defcon was pretty incredible.
@minus1cjb eyeroll.gif
@k8em0 @marthakelly fortunately nothing in particular has happened to me so far :)
@stevelord well we kind of spend our whole childhoods being warned, warned, warned, men will touch you, men might rape you, run away
@minus1cjb I'm just subtweeting someone on twitter who thought it was great and feminists are stupids who make fake drama
@stevelord Apparently it has 0% discomfort for many men! Unless we gender flip it and suddenly that's gay :)
@pryv83y3s ............... what ?
@stevelord I am attracted to nerds
@ircmaxell I'm subtweeting someone who thinks it's "great" some slides had objectifying imagery because "stupid" people will make "drama"
@Packetknife @savagejen IDK, I've been mistaken for Not The Interesting One countless times as a subconscious thing.
@nrr wat
And remember, jerktrolls: *I am bisexual. I find ladies sexually attractive.* But my first reaction is still to feel acutely uncomfortable.
Because nothing makes a woman surrounded by men she doesn't know feel safer and welcome for her skills than sexual objectification, YA KNOW?
Subtweeting OHM, not Defcon: if you don't think sexual objectification in slides is a problem, I can only conclude you don't want women here
RT @savagejen: @ashedryden Photo of the invite they handed to my male co-presenter (despite speaker badge, they didn't give me one) https:/…
@vaurora I am here because I want to be here. I guess technically I got "paid" in two free badges. But so far so good
@joshcorman @spacerog IDK. The wizened beard doesn't match the youthful hair. One or the other!
RT @RT_com: ‘Encryption is a human right’: Wikipedia aims to lock out #NSA http://t.co/9c0Twuq13W
@danchodanchev I'm pretty sure "exploitable" in that presentation does not refer to vulnerable to attack.
I made it back alive. They were not the NSA
@puellavulnerata his wife isn't a citizen !!
Don't tell my mom but I am totally getting in a car with a guy I met on the Internet
I don't own any knee high black leather boots. Am I doing Defcon wrong
@caeliat I'm in a gray hat with pink hearts on it right in the front door
@caeliat cominnnng.
@caeliat oh um well they have a big front lobby and um um I donno I can wait down there? ^-^;;;
@caeliat I am at the Palms. Is that okay?
Google Docs is convinced there are six different instantiations of me all looking at the same slide. Six little Kasane Tetos in a row!
@charliesome my tweets sure are postin' good, in that case!
Boy I wish I could check @tumblr on this open wifi but they don't support SSL for reading the dashboard hint hint HINT
Twitter, it'd be more efficient to tell me when there WASN'T an internal server error when I click tweet
@Xaosopher I'mma hop in the shower I assume that's okay time-wise?
@m1sp but I don't have any kittens T_T
@m1sp why do I pick fights on the internet?
@8vius key word, *as a woman*, because men already had these rights.
@8vius You are running around in circles and making no points. Feminism is about MY RIGHTS to have a job, be educated, etc, as a woman
@Xaosopher only the finest in local cuisine  !
@8vius Because I identity as non-male, that is a critical component of my existence, and that MATTERS.
@Xaosopher *checks clock* I reckon
@8vius then I am not sure what we are disagreeing about. Yes. I am a feminist. I fight for gender equality rights.
@Xaosopher I'm awake
@8vius Thank you for sharing your opinion on my rights and my identity.
@8vius I will say it again in bigger letters  EQUALITY OF RIGHTS IS NOT SAMENESS OF IDENTITY
In this thread: I pick a fight, then act surprised they're ignoring my point. I realize I should go back to sleep.
@8vius @dresdencodak It is a fight for equality.
@8vius @dresdencodak because equality of rights does not in any way imply identical identity?????
@8vius @dresdencodak "stop identifying differently from me! it's weird!" - the rallying cry of the comfortably privileged
@8vius @dresdencodak if I recall correctly (ie not confusing my crazies) he's a raging misogynist among other things
@leighhollowell I am, if you want to grab food downstairs or something, but I'm not feeling well and not going out.
RT @vogon: do you roguelike her, or do you roguelike*like* her
@blueg3 I guess @m1sp doesn't count...
@m1sp I'm not doing anything illegal! On stage. I pre-filmed those parts.
@0x60 I already retweeted it
RT @TimKarr: #Snowden's wikipedia page is edited to label him "traitor." IP address of editor belongs to someone in Congress https://t.co/b…
@m1sp but I'm in America...
"Hurr hurr intelligent people with useful skills and good jobs don't have gurrlfriends" - @Unilever, maker of axe body spray
RT @thejefflarson: Hey, axe body spray, no one can understand this because it isn’t programming:  http://t.co/257xsuCQAG  Also, you are all…
@Reversity @Bitweasil last year someone tried to "get me into" ninja party. I was already invited. He wouldn't go away. He was uninvited.
@rezaaslan @sciencecomic it's special sorts of people who never get a second opinion on anything.
RT @eevee: http://t.co/xPz6pLrIFY dear haskell: where do i even start.
RT @dinodaizovi: Text message from Unknown. Phone acting up at #DEFCON, nothing new here. http://t.co/j7oZZSOqOm
I tried very hard to shake @dotMudge's hand, ending up having to settle on Kingpin :p
RT @nickm_tor: I'm betting that people will find CRIME/ BREACH variants for years until compress-and-encrypt is treated as guilty-till-prov…
@m1sp no, that's in about 22 hours!
@m1sp *collapses in hotel room* hi !
Flash mobbing @dotMudge http://t.co/iHFGjQYY6x
They're dropping hints that DARPA has a new initiative coming up ...
@codeferret_ thank you dear
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@attritionorg meanie head
Today I am undercover infiltrating Akamai
@MalwareJake I found one Tylenol but I may come by after this talk...
@pmylund fortunately I know a hundred people here at least. Probably a few hundred ...
I need ibuprofen or something. I'm behind the AV guy in track 1 if anyone I know isn't shady has any I can have :(
@joneszach at the palms buffet with @_larry0 :)
It was like this when we got here I swear http://t.co/KrkYIW9k9C
@matthew_d_green ie I am Loud and Proud.
@matthew_d_green but the original proposition was: faced with non-anonymous review, conceal your minority identity. I hate that.
"A java app for Windows" write once run somewhere
Listening to about how horrible Java smart cards are. "Ints are optional"
Apparently @aaronportnoy and @aloria fell for it...
.@the_navs you know that's fake, you always knew it's fake, and I'm sad you can't go a year without posting it for no apparent reason.
@mczonk It is an autogenerated name for an offset into the stack; are you looking at something that is pushing values?
@G13net to Mr. Portnoy, who I think considers the discussion over.
@kennwhite I'm actually tall for a lady and into normal range for men :p
@DrPizza you actually didn't catch me in bubbly mode...
If you have a non-anonymous review process and my chances are improved by having a "generic" (white male) identity, I don't want it.
I refuse to censor my girly name on a non-anonymous submission to anything. Because the pink and glitter is part of the deal you're signing.
@aaronportnoy right back at ya :)
Attention web developers: why aren't you using the protocol-relative URL to prevent SSL mishaps? It's REALLY EASY http://t.co/J97orRgfU7
@vogon The protocol-relative URL. The protocol-relative URL. It can be deployed with a regex
@aaronportnoy I believe you, I believe you! I'm just a dissenting opinion!
@aaronportnoy okay, but I am still 100% dead set against it as conceding to the status quo of what's "normal", and empowering it.
@vogon It is the only policy that doesn't break the entire point of SSL. USE THE PROTOCOL-RELATIVE URL, WEB DEVELOPERS.
@aaronportnoy one of the biggest motivators for me several years ago when I was young was seeing women's names on schedules.
@aaronportnoy hiding varied identity does not improve the ability of people of varied identity to become established in the field.
@homakov maybe
RT @m1sp: "You see, patents are like Pokémon cards..."
@aaronportnoy No. I am not missing the point. I simply refuse to conceal my identity to improve my chances. That's not meritocracy.
RT @chort0: If you stayed at Caesar's, check your bill. Heard yesterday people were billed phony local phone charges. Found one on my bill.…
RT @newsycombinator: Creator of xkcd Reveals Secret Backstory of His Epic 3,990-Panel Comic http://t.co/gfMvD1D86W
@aaronportnoy hell no. Rather be rejected for being a woman than accepted for not being a woman any day. The pink is part of the deal.
RT @tojarrett: Here's to my fabulous, funny, smart and friendly @Veracode friends. cc @annenielsen http://t.co/VR9naoF3tl
@DaKnObCS it looked like a narrow FM broadcast, but it sounded nonsense.
@m1sp reminder that I adore you
@Bitweasil @spacerog we're standing on the stairs at the raised dais bar at the center of the casino area
@Bitweasil be down in a minute
@Bitweasil @spacerog there's more than one lobby? I only know the giant one that's a casino food court
@Bitweasil I'm in my room atm. Want to meet in the lobby? Maybe we can find @spacerog
@matthew_d_green well my talk is at 5 on Saturday
@spacerog okay I'm done
@spacerog I'm not inviting you, sorry.   But I should be done soon...
@spacerog I am upstairs, Chewie is trying to make me take a bath because my legs hurt so much...
@Odysseus8yzx about twelve years ago IMO
how DARE you encrypt your radio signal! I'm CURIOUS!  oh gods this is how the NSA feels
@Randominterrupt nowhere! I really mean it. I am going to sit RIGHT HERE and work on my slides and not move my legs :(
@KronicDeth I think I just did myself in with alternating walking miles with sitting for hours, and having several computers in a bag
@MalwareJake Palms actually.
@chriseng @Xaosopher fine food is completely wasted on me. My favorite meal is rice with gravy.
RT @DrPizza: @julianor I almost worry that the hardest part for you is not making it practical, but coming up with a nice acronym.
@0x00string not that I know of, sorry!
@tenfootfangs so @codeferret_ has been playing this again recently and was thrilled he got a street pass today
@matthew_d_green yay you're here I didn't know that
RT @DrPizza: Crypto experts issue a call to arms to avert the cryptopocalypse at @arstechnica http://t.co/H8cntne0nM
If anyone wants to hang out, I'm in the Palms and my legs hurt too much to leave *grows roots*
Two hot dogs, two lemonades, $30. Yes @Xaosopher I know that if I walked for an hour I could find some reasonable prices :p
@spacerog Chewie and I are going to the Palms cafeteria if you're around
My demo of observing the capacitive field of a touchpad isn't working. Did it freakin' migrate
@zeroday nah I'm not sick just not built for running back and forth across Vegas sixteen times in two days lol
@0xcharlie *Doctor* Miller, you should know me better than that.
Did you know in Nevada it is illegal to disclose the EXISTENCE of someone else's radio communication? Do not tune to around 860mhz
Remind me to dismantle this giant antenna rig feeding into a nest of wires and glowing lights before the maid comes tomorrow
( @0xcharlie is my benchmark because he's not good enough for Black Hat either.)
it's a good time for Imposter Syndrome to set in. <s>I am blood of the dragon</s> I am definitely at least as smart as @0xcharlie. Right? :(
My entire body is sore like I've been riding horses while lifting weights what is this nonsense
@spacerog yo you in palms?
RT @savagejen: Someone put a black hat on top of the statue of Caesar! http://t.co/CtpsUTq8VB
@homakov I've got over forty thousand tweets, a husband, AND a few boyfriends. ;(
RT @eevee: apparently @Fidelity only stores passwords as digits, as typed on a phone keypad! replace e.g. A with B, C, or 2 and it still wo…
The police's response about the pressure cooker google search thing http://t.co/5dYfnrMjhn
@spacerog That's not in our room! But... never stick things into strange ports.
"Another device on the network is using your IP address." Hey knock it off jerk face
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@blueg3 ie, random people visited by the police over assorted harmless internet activities.
@blueg3 I was discussing this with some journalists today. There are some complicating factors, but the core stays the same
I won't post the back. You have to work for it !
The deluge of people who want to see the back of my badge has already begun
zelda_get.wav http://t.co/ta1y7YxAl5
My plan to subvert @arstechnica is going swimmingly. But I didn't know how to own @DrPizza's Windows Phone bc I've never seen one before.
@joneszach in the women's bathroom, I wouldn't recommend it. Heading downstairs to get lunch with the Ars reporters
@dangoodin001 are you at Blackhat, or just Dr. Pizza?
@DrPizza I'm in some sort of wifi lounge (aka sofas in a hallway) near the sponsor hall ATM
@DrPizza yo I have a badge for a few hours if you wanna talk for more than thirty seconds
@authentic8 noise floor :) no worries it was loud as heck
I am become Chad, Worker of Booths. It's uh... short for Chaderella, don't judge me
In tvtropes terms, Tsarnaev has a http://t.co/isCl0yksZA that sees him as http://t.co/vcz7TadPeA
@itsdapoleece I think they have a right to insist they believe he's innocent, I just also think the evidence is tremendous he's guilty.
@vogon should be set to global
RT @chriseng: Thesis: There is a *small* but real chance that both RSA (the algorithm) and non-ECC DH will soon become unusable. @alexstamo…
I know all of you use Adblock or API clients. I want you to know someone is paying to promote Tsarnaev's fandom group on Twitter.
@jennifurret praise the science ! Seriously though, congratulations
RT @vogon: exhibit A: why browser escape bugs mean less and less as the browser gets more powerful http://t.co/tx8vD3UnCR
I'm at the lobby at the base of all the escalators #blackhat and apparently all my friends are still asleep.
This is why the surveillance state is a freaking PROBLEM, America http://t.co/6mAvDFlkqq
RT @mikko: She was googling for information on pressure cookers. He was Googling backpacks. Then they got visited by the feds. http://t.co/…
Pink hacker owes @annenielsen now
Pink hacker needs mocha badly
@wimremes ... Wuh? :(
Who is going to be at the Rio after lunch?
@DonnyVantage @mikko you sound like the idea of a government suppressing someone's rights is just too crazy to imagine.
RT @birgittaj: #Snowden finally receives asylum for one year in #Russia.
@fuzztester well, of all three or four women there last night, I was the only one in a pink shirt
@dangoodin001 only by betting our understanding of the math is incorrect. Or common libraries have massive implementation flaw 0day.
@tab2space we kind of attend as a company, but, I don't have a badge of my own this year.
@m1sp I am sleepy and what is this
Why yes, stranger laughing at me going to Defcon but not having a Blackhat badge, we DO all have to start somewhere.
@canweriotnow technically we make a living cheating at the halting problem :)
RT @NewtonMark: @0xabad1dea If you can’t find a restaurant, at least you won’t have to solve the dining philosophers problem.
Veracode: we can solve the halting problem, but we can't pick a restaurant to meet at
@Packetknife \o/
@amanicdroid and written in latex
@amanicdroid this is someone who was up for a pwnie :)
@Bitweasil yo. Still at Caesar's. still going strong at palms?
I'm at the kind of party where people hand you a copy of their upcoming research paper
Happy Annual Run Into Your Industry Ex Night !
And @c7five forgot I don't actually have pink hair
@vogon it didn't make the journey...
I found my cousin. So this is what I would look like if I were a boy
@DrPizza yes waiting on my bag
@Myriachan this is the internet. It happens. Also, they're blocking the guardian at .gov
@comex I'm told "it's a Japan thing."
Seriously READ THIS it is bad very bad http://t.co/RQWxGxLPwM
@vogon that does exactly 0% to placate me
@profoundlypaige @mikermcneil NO
xkeyscore *brags* about not needing "strong selectors" (ie the name of who you're looking for) after they talk so much of protections
RT @vogon: @0xabad1dea those slides are 2008-era, when 20TB of data/day meant a max retention time of 5 days
Xkeyscore, according to slides, sometimes can't keep up with incoming data with 500+ servers.
@cpu @vogon No. If you press too hard on the walls, you will discover it's a hologram
RT @BlackHatEvents: Demand for the #BlackHat Keynote from Gen. Alexander has been so high, we put it on YouTube http://t.co/cdEAdGujmv
@jennifurret wooooooooo
@DrPizza my internet is about to expire and we're not landing for another hour at least T_T, but I will contact you later ~
@Myriachan yeah they'd have been promoting it differently if it was a new way to break code signing
@xa329 it kinda looks like it might be my name XD
@DrPizza there's barnes-con hosted by @thegrugq and the password nuts are having a party and that's all I've been invited to so far
@xa329 @_defcon_ woohoo look mom I'm famous
@Kufat yeah, Android has failed completely at keeping users patched :/
@chriseng I ain't touchin' no phone at no def-con
RT @a_greenberg: If you have info about the plot to egg the director of the NSA during his Black Hat talk, contact me at agreenberg@forbes.…
RT @winnersusedrugs: Before you make a joke, ask yourself, am I reinforcing an idea or status quo that makes life harder for other people?
@tumblr Thanks for redirecting me to plaintext when I manually type in https:// . It is very helpful to defeat my attempts at privacy
@DrPizza I am ready to get the !@#$ off this plane but we are still so far away and my internet timer is ticking down
@Kufat if you're still running gingerdead, USB ports are the least of your problems
Use a USB power-only condom when connecting to strange ports... http://t.co/lIzcuDFQaK
@xa329 that's a battery/CPU thing
@vogon no actually, it seems. I was reading some comics and they looked fine. They're typically already gzipped
@vogon pretty sure they are proxying and recoding the image. JPEGs are blurry.
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*gasp* they... they change animated GIFs to only be one frame. This is an assault on our core values
Looks like gogo airplane internet automatically recompresses jpegs loaded over plaintext. I just now visited a plaintext page...
@matthew_d_green @marshray .... we hope
RT @chriseng: Don't assume lower rate of vulnerability reports mean things are getting better. More likely it's publication bias. @attritio…
@ra6bit IDK. My university of 1800 students had 65535 IP addresses. It just kind of happened.
@fuzztester it wasn't but we've been on the plane almost an hour and it hasn't left yet
RT @Packetknife: I wasn't kidding - they ~forgot~ I was a US Citizen. The word "forget" was used by my DSS liaison. This type of stuff is s…
Follow @Packetknife for the perspective of someone "suspicious"
I don't know the travel etiquette: do I get to challenge the guy who brought three carry-ons and took my backpack's spot to mortal kombat
@xkeepah @trap0xf the difference is that's not particularly sexualizing. A few women are into that, but not many.
@blowdart well you did it wrong. Try again
@blowdart some sort of x-bone
@_wirepair that's why you got carded
RT @kwestin: At Blackhat/Defcon not even taxi meters are safe http://t.co/EjHvRg7rSF
RT @LTorcello: @puellavulnerata @AnonPressOffice Given human cognition #NSA meta-data is too broad. Analysts own cog bias will create narra…
@boblord y'all sticking around for the weekend?
In funnier news, I hear Microsoft is thinking about calling a do-over on their product unveil. Great job
@Xaosopher wrong letter. N
@MechMK1 context: NSA at Blackhat
I'd be more inclined to be polite with leaders of an organization if it wasn't engaged in, you know, "being too cute by half"
RT @evacide: I'd be more impressed with crit of #BlackHat heckling if it didn't add up 2 "respect the guy w/ all the power who won't answer…
@puellavulnerata hallo vriendin. Hoe gaat het? Engels is een dom taal. #suspicious
RT @puellavulnerata: #XKeyScore Page 15: to find terrorists, look for anomalous events, like someone using encryption or a foreign language…
Hanging out in an airport is a good time to invent a new system of buffer overflow tracking I guess
RT @moxie: Gen Alexander says that we shouldn't worry about NSA collection because analysts have taken a pledge. Also, they took a class.
RT @vogon: most unexpected thing in the #xkeyscore deck is the way it mentions decrypting VPN traffic as if it's a thing an analyst does be…
RT @KimZetter: Heckler in audience yelled "bullshit" at Gen. Alexander - audience applause
@partytimeHXLNT the look on my face when I found out about tab breaking...
RT @Packetknife: a US Citizen the very day they decided to violate my rights. My DSS liaison suddenly was asking me if I was a Citizen. I w…
RT @Packetknife: Keep telling yourself they get warrants for US Persons (as if that makes it blanket OK for everyone else anyway). They "fo…
I travel rarely enough that the complete pointlessness of the "security" rigmarole still amuses me afresh every time
@DarrenPMeyer I tried to put all the nice plastic cases back on...
@DarrenPMeyer I had no choice, but I do not need them, they are the extras
"Dear TSA, this suitcase is full of wires and circuit boards because science."
RT @chort0: If you have to redefine words in order to answer questions, you're probably lying.
Both these programs operate on a very large scale. We made sure to redact the important part. http://t.co/w5PfGjfRvL
RT @ODNIgov: DNI Clapper Declassifies and Releases Telephone Metadata Collection Documents: http://t.co/Twg8d07FuW
Here you have it. Finally. Documentation about NSA tools to query actual web site transactions http://t.co/wDY6YMXLRy
RT @ggreenwald: REVEALED: NSA tool that collects 'nearly everything a user does on the internet'  http://t.co/EIksUzEF5w
@MechMK1 you can't type that on an iPhone lock screen keyboard though :p
RT @vikrum5000: @0xabad1dea iOS7b1 had a bug where slide/swiping to pick an accented character would scroll the view and dismiss the keyboa…
For the record, iOS totally lets you use accented letters in passwords. Yes, it's Impractical Phone Password Week for me
@DrPizza hey can you hang out with @codeferret_ that would tie things together nicely :p
@Irrnick ehhhhum.
@DrPizza whatever Dr. Calendar I’m already asleep
Because why would I want to use an accented vowel in a password? #android http://t.co/Rg8FXtpZac
@DrPizza by tomorrow I mean it is today already here in Boston but not in Vegas I think
@DrPizza tomorrow night
Holy cheese. My android tablet knows about my flight and reservation. This thing is too smart
@mattblaze oh boy I should probably take advantage of not being en route yet and be the only girl with a patched tablet at the ball
@fredowsley your challenge, should you choose to accept it, is to go figure out if @thegrugq has bracelets this year
Things found searching for my bathing suit: AV cables. Priceless jewelry. My other iPhone charger. Last year’s Blackhat badge
The hoop skirt is definitely not cooperating. I was starting to worry too much about random guys harassing me anyway, honestly…
RT @Sci_Phile: Holy s***: Because nerve signals are driven by ion gradients, salty soy sauce can make food with unused ATP do this http://t…
@eevee my IT department would have banned servers if they thought it wouldn’t just make the CS department even more overtly rogue I think…
@amanicdroid it’s my suitcase, and now my husband’s.
DH just realized his backpack is gone so now his stuff is in my suitcase. … there might not be room for the hoop skirt.
@pborenstein yeeeeup
@washiiko unfortunately, there is no Teto doll.
@washiiko ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED?
Improving my slides based on feedback. http://t.co/dbInts2f64
@vogon I’m pretty sure the text accompanying that screenshot was semi-sarcastic. Obviously it was a bug.
This player-written guide to Daggerfall is complaining that Bethesda still hasn't shipped Morrowind.
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Already knowing that multiple endings shipped broken, my impression is Daggerfall is the buggiest thing to ever succeed.
Reading a guide to Daggerfall: "do not pick this trait for your character because it was never implemented"
RT @ericlaw: @fugueish @chort0 @0xabad1dea I've seen that before; I believe it's caused by registry corruption in the ZoneMap keys. Sorry.
@chvest on the defcon floor? Gods no. I'm not TRYING to generate harassment.
RT @AlSweigart: Browser plugin idea: Appends to your user-agent, "By accepting this HTTP connection, you agree to nullify your terms of ser…
RT @chort0: @JZdziarski @0xabad1dea I assume you're responding to the Google-claim. It's all sites in 64bit IE, cannot add any.
@docsmooth http://t.co/bukJSnElTu
@codinghorror “has entered”? At least half of all geeks are too young to have ever seen Clippy in the wild.
@MechMK1 Vulpix
RT @chort0: Dear Microsoft IE team: F-you very much for this. Artificially blocking your competitor is a dick-move. http://t.co/ZAXf7xe65o
RT @Pinboard: On the plus side, tonight I have a dozen new servers
RT @Pinboard: One thing I won't miss about this colo is how they let me remove servers without checking any ID, and even lend me a cart
@Wanyal I prefer the Bootleg Crystal way of saying it. http://t.co/CNpPRKLtr0
It will be easy to find me at Defcon. I dress like a Pokemon trainer http://t.co/bqFeuYtfzD
Hey @USAirways you forgot the most frequently asked question of all - WHAT IS THE URL http://t.co/qv0xMRGzBL (first google result!)
@longshanks_ I'm not @natashenka. Mind blowing I know ;)
“22 packages can be updated. 22 updates are security updates.” Guess I should stop putting that off
@RSnake now, I keep Flash as click to play, if only for performance/battery life, no matter how secure it gets :p
@RSnake Java. Flash problems have tapered down quite a bit IMO.
@jruderman Amazed that JavaScript is a language that has semicolons as a token but you can often omit them nilly-willy and it will still run
RT @marshray: #passwords13 conference lays down the rules: no physical fights allowed during the talk "Defining Password Strength"
@jruderman @JSHint @miaubiz amazed that JavaScript is a semicolons but we’ll try to parse without them language…
That’s exactly what the APT would say, @CiscoSecurity … https://t.co/4BnVcEGXxn
Is this what @6 wanted?
RT @ph1: "My house is on fire, but only a bit. Do I really want to call 911? It's expensive." How US healthcare feels to a Brit living here.
RT @arstechnica: Bradley Manning not guilty of “aiding the enemy,” convicted on 19 other counts http://t.co/iXYyDr0jc3 by @cfarivar
RT @MotherJones: BREAKING: Bradley #Manning has been found NOT GUILTY of aiding the enemy, the most serious of the 21 contested charges fac…
@vogon nah I mean I can scroll with my cute little fingers and the page bounces and stuff
You wanna know a secret? I use IE10 on my tablet sometimes, because it actually understands touch. Except when it doesn’t.
RT @corkami: PE102 - a Windows executable format overview http://t.co/geaC6axH4l http://t.co/KAodpVbwW2 (available in poster & booklet)
Internet Explorer is literally bribing people with cupcakes http://t.co/yEvLPlU7fl
@fugueish lol I got like three hundred retweets when I shared that when it was first found. Mongo peeps were hurt we were laughing
TIL that “import *” is its own opcode in python
Here are some slides about things you absolutely should not do in python (first slide is blank, skip forward) http://t.co/X4AbFTEbXM
@EddieCLeonard a few different people on reddit said this indeed would work
@EddieCLeonard they called him, he hung up, he picked up again, they were still on the line, they played a fake boop bleep bloop
@EddieCLeonard this whole thing relies on the quirk with who hangs up first in UK landline phones.
“If you are a religious zealot about git one way or the other… well, there’s only one way, the other way is SVN zealot…” “who?!” #meeting
@DrPizza yeah, and it’s possible to get fairly cool outside at night.
@DrPizza a light sweatshirt or something
@ZackMaril @steveklabnik is it thinner than an iPhone? (Mind you, I have never been t New York and never seen these bikes.)
@EddieCLeonard except he hung up on the people who called him and called the bank himself. He thought.
.@ZackMaril there probably *is* a camera for reviewing after an accident. But that person has a paranoia that makes even me blush :)
@Achifaifa I’m just saying, “it’s the live-streaming panopticon of New York City! Bloomberg Bloomberg” is uh… prooooobably not true.
@jmdeliso also I consider Skyrim’s magic system the funnest by far. I actually can’t play magic in Morrowind…
@jmdeliso I feel like large portions of Oblivion were fairly uninspired. Skyrim recovered a good portion of it. Good environment
@Achifaifa clearly they’re for reviewing footage after an accident. But it feels creepy to point one up at your face without warning.
@TimoHirvonen @ChromiumDev oh thank gods
RT @TimoHirvonen: RT @ChromiumDev: Animated GIF decoding time was sped up 50%: https://t.co/jUKmssqz5i lolcats, Chrome fast.
@ZadowSapherelis @m1sp eeeeeee
This is kind of creepy. But Citi Bike is a privately owned company. It is not “New York.” http://t.co/50RP7mrd8i
@misuzulive which one is that?
At least, the reddit comments said it was a UK landline thing; I barely remember using them, but I don’t recall US phones doing that.
A sophisticated bank fraud scam that relies on quirks of UK landlines http://t.co/ScBMmrFrMW
RT @mattblaze: MIT has released the "Abelson Report" on its involvement with the Aaron Swartz prosecution: http://t.co/FgH1IWogQ0 [pdf]
@nrr aren’t you glad we live in a universe that doesn’t lag and crash when we get too frisky?
@mike_acton someone needs less crunch time
I’m pretty sure at this point you could accuse @briankrebs of anything and his local cops would laugh it off. https://t.co/CK4pqsSZEp
@miaubiz http://t.co/MFwpYikwoY
I can’t be behind UnthreadedJB. However, I *might* be Pinkie Pie and I am definitely Satoshi. Rumors settled.
RT @capotej: programming http://t.co/8hAUv0Xa4e
@i0n1c do you really think I would NOT put pink and sparkles everywhere
@KronicDeth it could probably run the mod but I am running bare.
@Sektor9 I got rid of everything that would not result in hardware losing functionality
@i0n1c yo tree nose you’re only allowed to troll me if you unblock me so it’s a fair fight
@m1sp I only have a Divine Intervention scroll... let me think, that'd probably take me all the way to Castle Ebonheart
But here is my pretty elf. Because Morrowind lets you layer armor and robes http://t.co/RXEzwT87Pr
I’m going to bed, Morrowind, I have work tomorrow.  “You can’t rest here enemies are nearby”
@nelhage @nickm_tor @matthew_d_green maybe we need a guide for how to unit test your crypto API usage
@miaubiz yes it is a kind of fruit soda. It is too sweet, I do not like it. However it is extra caffeinated.
@miaubiz … tea? Cola? Mountain Dew? Bawls ?
@chriseng no, no, it’s fine, I’ll survive. I’ll need a way to find y’all when I stumble off the plane…
@attritionorg most kawaii, @0xabad1dea. Most desperate for awards, @0xabad1dea
It’s that time of year when the very dignified @chriseng starts drunk texting
@vogon @nickbreckon @chrisremo *takes notes*
@matthew_d_green this is all perfectly apparent. Why even document it? :)
@raptastics @natashenka they don't get paid until you confirm you received it or the dispute period expires. Good plan I think.
@jmdeliso I would put Skyrim between Morrowind and Oblivion
Guess who forgot that Morrowind ghosts can only be harmed with silver weapons #dead
@natashenka I’m two for two so far
@thegrugq sir yes sir
@WeldPond not on SSDs integrated into a tablet there aren't
"Get a real PC" he said "you can't play games on that thing" he said "the SSD is small and there's only 1 USB port" http://t.co/WKpUJoy3pM
Now to do a battery rundown test of the tablet running Morrowind and see how that compares to a flight from Boston to Vegas
I remembered to get three ounces exactly of lotion to take to Defcon. The TSA can take my dignity but they can’t take my complexion
@eevee welcome to this end of the network. There are hackers, watch your step
@Zookus Duel Masters! It’s time to d d d d DUEL! http://t.co/2gyRaJcZ3V
@hokazenoflames the video card isn’t a gamer’s card but it still plays most things fine if you turn off the extras.
@hokazenoflames well, I didn't cheap out on this tablet. It is an i5 with 4GB ram. It's fairly high end laptop range.
@DrPizza http://t.co/IeSvYlv5Yn
@DrPizza well he kind of did a whole song about DOTA several years ago
RT @TNG_S8: Picard must choose: caulk the Enterprise and float it across a tachyon river, or attempt to ford it. Barclay gets dysentery.
@DrPizza dang it man I don’t have time to learn about the creepings and the sleepings and other words I learned from Basshunter
@pusscat @smallesttiger aww :) we were broke too. I ended up with my mother’s ring
@homakov no idea. But elder scrolls 2 is free and runs in dos box
@DrPizza it often breaks real-world exploits. I added steam.exe and steamservice.exe and they seem to be working fine
@DrPizza do what I’m doing: opt everything into emet
@homakov it’s on steam you know
@homakov I've written fan fiction about my Dunmer character if that's what you're asking...
It's a shame my tablet doesn't quite have the oomph for Skyrim... but Morrowind should run juuuuust fine :)
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@charliesome I've been using tablet computers for many years. First rule is: don't remove anything related to the tablet hardware! D:
I should get out my radio antennas and fool around *thunder rolls* or not
@kevinlange you know why I followed you? Because you claim to be the shadowy force behind the miku telnet host. That's why.
@WeldPond the latter. Because I've never once in my life clicked a link and it was an RTF. Certainly not from browser to wordpad.exe!
Protip for anyone else taking Windows 8 on stage: sidebar -> settings -> notifications -> hide for one hour
I'm fiddling with emet because this is the computer I'll be taking on stage and I know y'all have Steam daemon 0day
Of course that reminds me of my most fun-to-research blog post: the time a vendor app ate ram when I shook the tablet http://t.co/4c9o7b2gcn
@WeldPond Yes. I am saying that is lame.
@hokazenoflames http://t.co/4c9o7b2gcn :)
Oh, some of these *are* signed, they're just missing fields like company name...
@hokazenoflames I trust you saw my article about the debugging utility with a memory leak that Acer left on my tablet?
Almost every process running on my Windows machine is signed. The six that aren't were all preinstalled by Acer. Thx
Oh, that compressed badly. It's the list of processes emet protects by default
Who even gets owned by a wordpad exploit I mean seriously http://t.co/fuYA1uzJYP
@Jonimus so is your favorite color black, or white? There's more black...
@m1sp that quote on tumblr is the most mispyish thing
@Jonimus contrary to popular opinion, that’s not even my favorite color
@JackLScanlan the future
I found the USB hub. It was directly under my chair, tangled up with a USB mouse that is exactly the same color scheme
It's okay everyone... I'm trustworthy http://t.co/yRTWxUhCUo
@almightygod I mean nobody knows it’s a parody :p
@kyhwana that is a good thought. I will check when I can
@MaraWritesStuff @qDot in New England, we have novels.
I keep forgetting my iPad is still set to Dutch, mostly because Tweetbot doesn’t have that language, then I see a button like “snij bij”
@almightygod linking the Daily Currant without a warning isn’t nice, Mr. Godhead.
@jesster_king it’s actually just my gaming hard drive. It has eve and guild wars on it
@m1sp @ibutsu in other words Mispy dearest you are as haplessly hopeless as I am
RT @snipeyhead: Hah. http://t.co/sSX3S98RgY
@m1sp @ibutsu you wear coats when it’s not cold and eat a lot of macaroni and cheese I am positive of this
@Kufat offer not valid until USB hub is in my hand
I will give three dollars to whoever can tell me where I left my USB hub with my flash drive plugged in
@m1sp @ibutsu I kind of envision you curled up under a blanket in front of a laptop in a dark one-room apartment is this accurate y/n
RT @solak: Headed across Long Island Sound on the ferry. Of course I had to snap this pic. http://t.co/RhrIVDRZqt
@snare as opposed to…
@ibutsu @m1sp am I idealizing your behavior Mispy
(She apparently saw the news on TV and inferred, correctly, that everyone in infosec knows everyone.)
My mother just texted me out of the blue to ask if Barnaby Jack was really his name because that is clearly a pirate's name.
This program's sanitize function may be nearly useless... but at least they only used it on about half of all code paths that create files.
@kebesays possibly relevant is that I definitely typed echo "blablabla" > .. just to see what would happen :p
@kebesays nope; it's a folder on my local system that I just made.
Ya know how Terminal.app shows cutesy icons for what kind of folder you're in? Okay, what did I break? http://t.co/9aUWf9uIvX
@arlieth I mean the code underneath. If they're also doing the visual design, that's PROBABLY two mistakes. :)
PSA: if you are letting your research scientists write your web interface, you have made a terrible mistake
@nudehaberdasher "bluh bluh bluh it's a Roman numeral ten" - Apple designers
Support ticket: urgent high: need new flaw validity setting. "Valid as HELL"
This kid totally blew his chance for an amazing final line of the article http://t.co/eY6KtuA4Fb
@ra6bit @dildog it’s ok. HR doesn’t have twitter
@dildog check the internal humor list for a screencap… it’s not a security bug it’s just hilarious
I should renegotiate my contract to state I can submit any customer code that makes me laugh until I cry to DailyWTF
string sanitize(string path) { return path.replace(”/”,””);}   Yep that’ll do it. You’re safe. I can’t hack this. Just don’t- oops too late
Everyone else is already in Vegas, it seems. See you Wednesday night…
@kevinlange I don’t care what Apple says. “OS Ten 10.8” or whatever sounds dumb.
@hypermice they have been since about 2002 or so
@hypermice @kll @nudehaberdasher apparently the “official” way is “oh es ten”
@kll @nudehaberdasher oh es ECKSSSSSSSS
Also @nudehaberdasher pronounces OSX the same way I do so I award one (1) abadpoint
Dr. @0xcharlie and @nudehaberdasher on real TV! http://t.co/33BKzBcUWV
http://t.co/gC4MRtGMZx “A couple weeks ago I discovered a way to gain arbitrary shellcode execution via PowerShell (on RT)”
@chibitech (I guess I was closer to blonde then.)
@chibitech when I was about 13, my father’s exact words were: “If you go to Japan, they will all say, you are Sailor Moon! We love you!”
@chibitech I’m kind of scared to go to Japan now. Would my obvious foreignness discourage them or encourage them? :/
@Foolishoverlord on the wall… the picture was not taken straight on to the mirror
Here is a moth on a mirror for you. I’m sad this was the closest the camera could focus http://t.co/2VlhG47fbq
RT @TiloJung: "The sudden reconsideration of post-Sept. 11 counterterrorism policy has taken much of Washington by surprise."  Thanks, Edwa…
@thegrugq hey I learned a Thai insult http://t.co/UtFLw5j6vj
wow this article about paleontology sure has a lot of comments *third comment raises question about possibility of time travel* oh nvm
@hypermice (really what I was getting at is that I sound like a teen but I’m an adult and I already have my degree)
RT @Shit_MSDN_Says: Unsafe code is less secure than safe alternatives.
@_wirepair wow @thegrugq looks so young and boyish
@hypermice no it makes you 18
@thegrugq it's dated 1517 how can you not tell this is pre-Elizabethan
No matter how bad your day is going... http://t.co/IuUmLXQgwC
@thegrugq @marshray pretty sure this trick still works on FBI
RT @harper: @0xabad1dea "dear nsa" is a fun twitter search
@marshray @thegrugq like my daddy always said, look for the ones with the class rings
@m1sp I read in EXCRUCIATING GORY DETAIL how to treat arrow wounds today. D:
Dear NSA I am googling how much different kinds of wounds bleed for a novel not for covering up those murders I didn't do thx
Word count 76,131 #livetweetingmynovel
@nrr I’m kind of you know talking and stuff
@nrr o/
RT @natashenka: I need a name for my 6502 assembler for Tamagotchi. Please submit your best puns
@loli_vampire @washiiko dude how is she supposed to clean in that do you know what it feels like to get dust in there
RT @arstechnica: Why YouTube buffers: The secret deals that make—and break—online video http://t.co/pelULf0VPS by @JBrodkin
@m1sp !!Atomic Laser!!
@peacefinder he says "it doesn't count as incest when you're different species"
DH: "Aragorn, relax, those orcs are all level 1. Just use Greater Cleave"
@m1sp details, details
Think I just blew DH's mind by mentioning that Elrond is half-elven and his brother chose mortal during his "mortality suxx" speech to Arwen
@washiiko I'm saying he's going to actually buy everything for PC anyway and the PS4 will cry.
"I can't wait to get a PS4 so I can actually buy all the games for PC" - paraphrase of my husband
@singawhore @sophiaphotos 80s apparently
@CyberSquirrel1 why is it ALWAYS Virginia
RT @netik: Nice SSL man in the middle attempt, SFO. http://t.co/VGKdy8HiMl
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RT @sophiaphotos: Trans* folks turned away from ER and told to see a vet.  http://t.co/hP4zK5OEbr http://t.co/U9s8u1J3rq
I fully endorse @Hakin9 for their pwnie nomination. They really deserve it.
@meangrape that was kind of part of my broader implication to begin with.
@SpireSec @monsterlemon no, I called them stupid dummies I am pretty sure :)
@ScratchFreedom "normal" in quotes.
@SpireSec @monsterlemon there you go mis-ascribing things to me again :) I believe in both freedom of research and pressuring vendors to fix
The psych[iatrists|ologists] all started from the flawed premise that I wanted to be "normal." Oh hell no.
@SpireSec @monsterlemon in particular, the research that prompted this was not paid for by Volkswagen. They have no right to silence it
@SpireSec @monsterlemon my opinion that full disclosure is A Very Good Thing remains firmly in place, I assure you.
@thegrugq @homakov actually I just live in a liberal commie outpost called Massachusetts
@IRStrutt by ordinary locks I mean pretty much everything you're likely to see in the real world short of treasury vaults.
@homakov it's just a neighborhood very near clusters of tech companies. Rent is a bit high but not absurdly high.
@SpireSec @monsterlemon so this whole thing was you assuming I'm completely colorblind to nuances? :\
@SpireSec @monsterlemon maybe my philosophy is not a black and white 100% immutable absolutionist little thing :)
@IRStrutt I *have* a deadbolt. So?
.@homakov You're wrong. My neighborhood has as many Indians, Africans, and Asians in it as white folk. If not, added together, more.
@SpireSec @monsterlemon you don't understand the difference between being paid to do a review and choosing what to do with own research?
The psychiatrists I've met were all useless at dealing with someone who was never neurotypical to begin with. They lack imagination.
@SpireSec @monsterlemon how many times do I have to repeat in this conversation that oh guess what the world is still imperfect
@SpireSec @monsterlemon they're idiots who won't take advise they not only asked for but PAID for? That's stupidity beyond my reach to cure.
@SpireSec @monsterlemon and then OH MY GODS YOU ARE SETTING A POST VARIABLE AS A COMMAND TO RUN AS ROOT ON YOUR DB AAAUUUGH
@SpireSec @monsterlemon we rank things by ease of exploitation and severity of impact. It's up front that most findings are fairly minor.
@elad3 yes, and the psychiatrists failed from top to bottom to really understand at all what I do
Now, I live in what you call a Nice Neighborhood, and that itself is a stronger mitigation than the actual locks.
@SpireSec @monsterlemon (many of our customers come to us AFTER they were publicly owned.)
@SpireSec @monsterlemon not 100% of the time. Sometimes we get in shouting matches with them about it. But usually.
@SpireSec @monsterlemon it turns out our customers actually fix the flaws, because they came to us because they WANTED to fix them.
The psychiatrists actually made a big deal about me worrying about stuff being broken into, as if it were irrational.
@SpireSec @monsterlemon My employer discloses everything found to the entity that paid for the review. My personal stuff is full disclose
@SpireSec @monsterlemon I don't know why you'd think I'd think everything is ever fixed. Being vigilant is my *job.*
@SpireSec @monsterlemon World Is Flawed - Perfect Security Not Measurable - Reel At Eleven
@SpireSec @monsterlemon stuff don't get fixed until it's disclosed because vendors are cheap. Disclose, disclose, disclose.
@thegrugq thank you doctor buddha
@SpireSec @monsterlemon "Known" vulns can be fixed. "Unknown" vulns can be exploited without detection.
I have a constant anxiety about my house and car being broken into because I know how !@#$ useless ordinary locks are. No peace of mind :(
@SpireSec @monsterlemon but my tolerance for known and unpatched flaws is effectively 0%.
@SpireSec @monsterlemon and who said there is no threshold of tolerances?
@SpireSec @monsterlemon but indeed, no software system yet devised by the minds of mortals has proven unquestionably secure.
@SpireSec @monsterlemon I said "it can't be secure if there are known vulns (that are not fixed)"
@SpireSec @monsterlemon yes that is definitely my position. That is all the nuances precisely
@LJonhny don't worry, she's not likable at all 8)
@LJonhny oh yeah.
Why doesn't this giant, page-long hyperlink go anywhere?! http://t.co/8QnKKBa8O6 #geocitiesproblems
@willbradley it's actually an ajax form that clears itself... before it gets the OK response.
@s0bercom it... it *is* black
@thegrugq no, it's when I stopped feeling suicidal over being bi, among other things...
There is a phone - like, the kind with a wire coming out of it - sitting in its dock on top of my back patio's fence. Am I being lured out?!
RT @sergeybratus: @0xabad1dea It so happens that the "worldview change" token reloads eventually, although not in the same room :)
@testbeta .... wat
I already spent my one "radical worldview change" token in college. I'm officially Old(tm) and set in my ways now.
I know I come across as about 16 on Twitter. I'm irresponsible as heck but I actually already took Philosophy 101 about seven years ago
@CliffsEsport I believe in leadership earned through respect and trust, not in Rugged <s>Individualism</s> Selfish Jerkism :<
@CliffsEsport wow.  THAT was uncalled for. :(
@CliffsEsport I'm saying I don't agree that "to oppose something is to maintain it." I'm just being snarky. I can't turn that off.
@CliffsEsport I, too, base all my philosophy on fantasy novels (it's true. I just also happen to write the fantasy novels I base it off of)
@CliffsEsport I'm pretty sure I don't have any 6th grade art teachers to oppose at the moment
@CliffsEsport no actually, my childhood access to fantasy novels was fairly restricted.
@CliffsEsport I sincerely regret my past willingness to submit to arbitrary authority.
@CliffsEsport oh, if I had known what I know now, I would have turned a lot more things in late or incomplete, instead of being an angel.
@CliffsEsport I think I am old enough, smart enough, and SUCCESSFUL enough to say no, she didn't teach me anything.
@CliffsEsport she completely ruined something I had worked very hard on and was proud of, solely out of spite. Could have written on back
@CliffsEsport I already *knew* it wasn't supposed to be late. She taught me nothing save contempt for arbitrary judgment.
@soulmech @vogon I feel like you two should probably meet each other
I will never forgive the 6th grade teacher who wrote "D" in red ink on the FRONT of my art project because it was late. Hateful witch.
@netmork Yes. There are two extra syllables because uhhh, it's translated from the original Japanese and that was the best I could do ;)
Compose carefully Submit with trepidation Internal server error.
@m1sp I'm starting to like Tamal. I'm a horrible person, developing characters just so I can murder them in book 2.
@ra6bit on my honor I will not be drunk
RT @bascule: 1984 was "We're at war with Oceania. We've always been..." 2013 is "We can't tell you who we're at war with, that's classified…
@willbradley a pterodactyl may or may not be involved I can make no guarantees
@m1sp people who reblog sad things get hugged
@WhiteMageSlave he's doing it ALL WRONG you see
@WhiteMageSlave did you read the new part where Chakori chews Barsamin out for not falling into her trap like he was SUPPOSED to
@WhiteMageSlave lol I guess you really like the Alks
@WhiteMageSlave all my IRL laughs this is perfect
@inferno232 hmm, that's just crazy enough to work http://t.co/H1T5jzyYhq
I'm gonna take a screenshot. Oh, there's a smudge on the screen, lemme clean that off fir.... wait.
@0x00string no he is the wife. Definitely
@0x00string I already did that... the door doesn't shut...
@0x00string husband says I'm not allowed to get any babies until I learn to keep my room clean
@0x00string now I just need to get some children...
@Raxphiel but you know when it's 100% finished you HAVE to read it, no excuses. I started working on this back in college...
@0x00string I have OPINIONS about SOFTWARE.
@0x00string my children will grow strong feasting on the flesh of software that has displeased me
@0x00string I WILL WEAR GOOGLE DRIVE'S SPINE AS A NECKLACE. MY CHILDREN SHALL DRINK FROM ITS SKULL
@Raxphiel I can't make heads or tails of the Chinese one honestly...
@Raxphiel Also I own a copy of the first book in seventeen different languages so...
@Raxphiel daaaaang dude. Never too late to start. But the first two books are written to a low reading level, unfortunately.
@Raxphiel did you finish the first Harry Potter book? It is currently a little shorter than that :p
@Raxphiel HEY WANT TO READ MY ALMOST-DONE NOVEL
@Raxphiel I AM AN ARTIST SIR
My mother is going to disown me over this novel. I killed off a main character...'s horse.
@m1sp chapter 19, in which Tsovinar shouts at a horse and is angry it has the audacity to ignore her
It's a shame how insensitive Twitter's follow suggestions are to context. Yes Twitter I know all my friends are talking about him. He died.
@m1sp <3
@joshrossi in any case, I do not believe there is an official google drive Linux client.
@joshrossi if my trouble keeping things in a consistent state doesn't warn you off that, WHAT WILL?
@JeffCurless it's actually a mess of python and obj-c glue running *on my system* :(
@BenBrocka it's the same file!!! the exact same file
wtf is this google drive do you think this is some kind of GAME you can't just rename my file to have a "(1)" in it http://t.co/1I6JsKcR5b
Oh good I got the document synced. Good thing it also synced the open-for-editing lock file and hasn't resynced that it's not locked anymore
(The chapter is not lost; it'd be backed up on the other computer; but I was kinda hoping to WORK ON IT maybe) #UIRage
"Sync complete!" Google Drive you filthy liar I am going to strangle you there is an entire chapter missing from this project file you litt-
@ArranDStewart just garageband actually, with some good soundfonts.
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RT @alex_gaynor: OH: “I’m not entirely sure our org-chart is acyclic”
I wrote an orchestra piece very quickly, and I have no idea what I'm doing. https://t.co/5JCX4d6Jnm
@ra6bit pretty sure my hat has sequins or something
Just so we're clear, everyone: I am kinda a fan of dropping full disclosure bombs on commercial vendors. NSA: that is a metaphor kthx.
@SpireSec do you really think I just crawled out of the woods and never heard the disclosure debate before
@SpireSec ........... yeah I haven't spent the last eight years thinking about this or anything
@SpireSec no offense but you're not even making sense to me anymore. It can't be secure if known vulns aren't fixed.
@SpireSec it's objectively *fixed* when the exploit don't work no more. That doesn't mean objectively secure.
@SpireSec the customers already HAVE breakable locks. Criminals already HAVE private research going on.
@SpireSec time and time and time again stuff doesn't get FIXED until vendors have their nose rubbed in it by angry customers
@SpireSec you're probably thinking of the law against inciting riots. The whole point of that analogy is FALSELY shouting fire.
@pborenstein he's actually always like this, I'm just indulging him because he has an ouchie.
@chriseng yeah, but it costs a third as much as the chicken we had delivered last night :p
Went to McDonalds to source more chicken for DH. It's full of children openly weeping because the ice cream machine is broken
@seanmckaybeck http://t.co/8bKMeXc9Xm
A court ordering researchers not to disclose flaws sends the message “we will protect car manufacturers from having to own up to mistakes”
@wolffhechel @savagejen @aantonop ter’rist AND puppy-kicker
@savagejen @aantonop Prosecutors: “ZOMG Apple is shipping hacking tools to our teens”
RT @savagejen: It's not possible to anticipate whether any particular person or unknown algorithm will find you suspicious based on data st…
RT @savagejen: The problem with trying to anticipate what other people spying on you must think of you is that everyone will have a differe…
@MrToph I’ll hate you forever
RT @asintsov: And yeah.. because of this hotfix I got shell on Sony and Apple services. Have sent reports to them - so now they are secured…
RT @asintsov: Why all hotfixes for Struts2 redirect: issue limited to GET? It's also works via POST. Please be careful and re-check your wo…
@Paucis__Verbis dang
I had a dream about a VN game where the heroine must convince Father Time to willingly become young again. Thought of @HanakoGames  …
RT @__apf__: this train's internet wants to MITM me to censor image content (shown in safari since chrome silently blocks) http://t.co/bTdS…
@realscientists I wrote a story about that in 8th grade… specifically about the one girl who couldn’t fly in such a situation @JackLScanlan
RT @dangillmor: Think twice before buying a car from Volkswagen, which got UK court to gag researchers who found bad security flaw http://t…
RT @Dinnerbone: Holy crap. XKCD: "Time" finally ended. A comic that has been going on for 4 months, frames were released every hour. http:/…
RT @smartwatermelon: @_minego @climagic there was a tip awhile ago “alias ffs=sudo” # when you get a sudo privs required, type “ffs !!”
@Myriachan no it's just SOUND FONTS
*clicks through installer* yes yes yes augh why is my mac rebooting ack ptth choke spittle RAGE
@thegrugq @homakov at least porn is legal here
@homakov @thegrugq color me completely unsurprised
@thegrugq @homakov no pretty sure it's all rails these days I hear it's pretty easy to get right though
@thegrugq @homakov waiting for Egor to go broke on USA prices
@Taiki__San all of those colors are 3000% better than Nokia Yellow
RT @SecBarbie: BLOG: SecBarbie Backup Buddies - My way to help ensure positive experiences at #BlackHat #DEFCON http://t.co/5OwtpmtcYV
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@thegrugq I guess you're into taxi traffic BDSM or something
@thegrugq why dud you ever move there anyway
@thegrugq do you know what it's like to go to the doctor and some 60yo nurse leans over and coos "oooh you got good veins"
Oi @GooglePlay good job putting the flash widget for music preview UNDER layers of HTML junk so it's not compatible with flashblock reenable
@drwilco I'd go the conferences in Amsterdam instead of saying they're not cool :p
@SamusAranX I'm so sorry about your father.
“You can’t scare people skinny” http://t.co/mmjkAPsItU
@M0zilla but I will think less of every human being who willingly adorns their body with that deadly yellow
@kivikakk \o/
Nokia: “Apple only sells boring black and white phones. We decided to innovate by selling SEARING YELLOW that will melt your eyeballs”
@melaniepinola @howtogeek it’s like how single people watch strip tease stuff and be like “yeah… if only I had that in person” and sigh
RT @BoingBoing: UK censorwall will also block "terrorist content," "violence," "circumvention tools," "forums," and more.  http://t.co/BdLC…
@DrPizza a user mode process should never be able to misbehave so badly that Windows itself bails D:
@DrPizza whuuuuaaat
@Casiusss all right young man I will DM it to you but you had best not leak it or there will be Consequences(tm)
@comex check your DM inbox in about one minute
@comex it's *almost finished*
@comex my novel of course. The one that isn't about Adelie and Sammers but is still good I think :p
@jesster_king Harlem, NY is named for Haarlem, Netherlands.
I got my husband exactly forty pieces of chi— 39. Hey these are pretty good. 38…
@jesster_king no, you’re thinking of Harlem. Totally different.
RT @cpedraza: These 90-year-old headlines about radio could be about the internet today http://t.co/9nFaC8AVGQ
RT @Viss: This is probably the best picture I have of @barnaby_jack - from his 'I made an ATM shoot money' talk http://t.co/qiu2bBk0K7
A kid in Haarlem is complaining to me about how all the COOL hacker conventions are in the USA. Dude, if *I* lived by Amsterdam...
I noticed the blue veins in my arm are really vivid today and now I am grossed out by the grossness that is the human experience
@solak @c0ntr0llerface I'm envisioning whole, unbroken eggs somehow wrapped around cheese
@GWakaMurray dominos. They do, in fact, sell it by the 40.
My husband came back from the clinic, collapsed in a painkiller-induced haze, and demanded that I order "like forty pieces of chicken"
@docsmooth @Viss (we're all hot by virtue of being hackers, there is no "not")
@docsmooth @Viss Hacker Hot or Hotter
@blowdart @Viss what part of "without even trying" made you think I even know how to use a curling iron
.@Viss but which one of us has the cuter hacker curls ?!
@Viss sure my hair is frizzy but I also get these ringlets without even trying http://t.co/cggFBhUfAP
@testbeta @SoundCloud I'm blocking Flash 100% on purpose, I assure you. Always have been.
@garrettreid not at all. But my other cousins would be the villain if it were a movie ;)
Don't worry, he's the cool cousin, the one with the rocket science and stuff
@tangenteroja @nelhage it's a sibling thing!
@tangenteroja @nelhage it's okay, the Americans have an infinite blank check for making fun of the British. They feel likewise.
@tangenteroja @nelhage the difference being....
@katzmandu he is not baby, at least I assume, haven't seen him in a few years but I am guessing he got bigger
I'm apparently bringing my younger cousin with me to Defcon. This sounds like the setup for some sort of comedy movie
Surreptitiously opting in @MrToph to the Veracode BHDC chat-by-SMS group. Whether or not he's coming.
Yo @SoundCloud what gives everything was working fine without flash like two days ago http://t.co/Ac7yUIfXIQ
@nelhage however my husband adores it. And tells me of convoluted plot twists I think are severely contrived. :p
@nelhage (I have no idea if the author is actually British or just emulating them, but I can't stand it)
@nelhage yes, I read the first several chapters, but it has that dry British style I can't stand.
RT @clerian: @0xabad1dea Well, you should. It's not coincidence that the Ministry of Magic was compromised so easily.
This is the sort of thing I worry about all day. Operational security of wizards and witches.
Even if we suppose that wizards know nothing of muggle literature, Voldemort still went to a muggle school at some point. He's not ign'rant.
@pusscat yes but within that constraint I think REMUS was a poor choice
also the Harry Potter characters have TERRIBLE opsec. "We need a code name for Remus. lolol I know let's call him Romulus" "brilliant"
@clerian no, I am blaming his parents! Totally different
"you know maybe if his parents hadn't named him Remus Lupin he wouldn't have been so likely to be bitten by a werewolf"
@Md1986ok oh my gods don't tell @hypermice
@tapbot_paul he was just enough of a magnificent bastard that everyone gives pause to consider.
@tapbot_paul his family hasn't said what the cause of death is, they seem to be a bit overwhelmed
@m1sp someone claimed it was unintentional but they couldn't say how they knew; that's all.
@m1sp mispy dear I has a sad
Meeting him was on my list of things to accomplish this year :(
RT @chriseng: Confirmed by @treyford that Barns' session room will be open for friends to gather. #bh2013
RT @dakami: Some can rage.  Some can hack.  Some can talk.  Few did it all.  To @barnaby_jack, you magnificent bastard.  What the hell.
Oh no. @barnaby_jack. Is it true? :(
A perfect match! http://t.co/gr7z09JYw6
@captcarl13 pretty much
@CyborgCode I *am* smiling! I just apparently have a small smile.
I am Difficult To Photograph. http://t.co/WoqC6d1MnF
@Raxphiel your avatar is actually looking pretty good
@amanicdroid @0x17h wow I’ve been so wrong about myself all these years!
TheMostBritishPictureEverTaken.jpg http://t.co/fmiAaa9qJH
@thegrugq I'M AN ADUUUUUULT
Yes the identical-looking links do actually go to two different places, at least.
I can think of a trivial optimization that will reduce the size of this message by 50%. Hit me up for details, Google http://t.co/gsrzYg9TTI
@thegrugq when I make you read the final manuscript you're going to be really surprised when it doesn't actually sound like that huh.
@odexcide they got the "concise" part down
RT @odexcide: @0xabad1dea Is this clear and concise? http://t.co/RzDlL0dMef
Swear to gods my first thought was "hey they forgot to cross the 't' in 'smite'" http://t.co/aLUC3286mq
(It’s not updating from the disc; tis an old disc. Nintendo is just abysmal at clear and concise UI messaging.)
@Myriachan Nintendo is just Really Bad At Interfaces.
@Myriachan it definitely didn’t come from the disc, I’ve used it a hun’red times afore.
@Myriachan the power bit makes sense, I just don’t know why it would need the game disc to stay put to do a system update.
“Do not turn off the power or remove the disc during update” Why? Are you re-burning the disc?!
Wii-U more like Wii-Make-U-Wait #amirite
@vogon you know what else Nazis used thousands of gallons of? Dihydrogen monoxide.
@0x17h that crazy you won’t stop retweeting seems to have already blocked me before I ever heard of them. How did I get so lucky :)
@jennifurret on the other hand, saying “God will judge them” is a great way to get anti-gay-marriage people to calm down
RT @charlie_savage: Creepy having armed MPs in camo patrolling behind each row of reporters & looking over shoulders as we take notes on Ma…
@ternus that, I can safely say, is *cheating*
That was a joke I am not actually that arrogant only very very close. Best infosec account is @thegrugq according to today’s zodiac.
RT @dangoodin001: “NASDAQ is owned.” Five men charged in largest financial hack ever http://t.co/R5ySgGex7T
It’s a good thing none of you nominated me for best twitter pwnie, because my flight would be landing in Vegas right as I win it.
@m0nk_dot @tqbf @nickdepetrillo way ahead of you, I don’t even have a license
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RT @jeremiahg: RT @vegasnewsnow: BREAKING NEWS: Computers Down at McCarran Airport http://t.co/PEEnFHTyk3 #vegas < party is getting started…
@focalintent happy birthday 🎉
RT @MammonMachine: Teens still share malts right   #piracy #dads #teens http://t.co/svDUFKN5dV
@themarkcaudill I'm sooooo close to being done, and then having some edit fests, of course.
@Fengxii yes ~
Novel word count: 71,965. Where was this productivity my whole life?
@imgur I can't repro now either! It was definitely more than ten seconds - a few hours actually - I happened to notice it didn't stick.
@imgur and no extensions that should be interacting with the page in any way that I know of.
@imgur Chrome, up to date, OSX
@imgur this is the particular page I was trying to favorite. http://t.co/JZQ6sJKfxs
@imgur no, I manually checked that it was not in my favorites page. Tried a few times. It only appeared after I did upvote and then fav.
@imgur hello I have a bug. I clicked favorite and it wouldn't "stick" after a refresh until I upvoted first, THEN favorited.
@Forkk13 um, no, I will not cry you a river, that's the point, I'm celebrating your misery
@ErickStaal sufferrrrrrrr :D
@waruikoohii and they'd be flippin' out because they didn't have symptoms of anything in particular and didn't know what was wrong
@waruikoohii I went to uni in the mountains, where it did this all the time, and every year a bunch of students got sick
I'll have you know it's currently 61 F / 16 C in Boston. How is your July?
@m1sp @WhiteMageSlave 70,451
Humm.... guess I found a good reference for male musculature next time I try to draw something! http://t.co/JZQ6sJKfxs
@aeleruil I'm pretty sure it does correlation of sets of people who view certain pages. It suggests to me classmates + random Asian kids.
The simplest tricks can be pretty neat http://t.co/TpG4hBRcWz
"Today's comic is an allegory for the War of 1812." http://t.co/fLWrCV0Yk2
@leighhollowell uh wow… breach of contract…
@blowdart it’s very basic. But I’m followed by a lot of beginners.
RT @thezeist: How HTTPS Secures Connections: What Every Web Dev Should Know http://t.co/S2Em9POvvl
@WhiteMageSlave …
@aeleruil it did the same to me. You know those Facebook like buttons on random webpages ?
@ZadowSapherelis @m1sp maybe like your avatar, but less sketchy? I need to scare up what passes for my character art to show you the chars
@ZadowSapherelis @m1sp I'm in 'merica though. Do you take paypal or whatever
@ZadowSapherelis @m1sp I'm almost done with my novel and I need a cover that portrays four teenage fantasy characters
@jruderman yes, but sloppiness in final human-readable output is more likely in some environments than others :)
@jruderman I bet you a dollar the common factor is Javascript
Wiki walk: start with looking up verb conjugation table. End at color variations of Shetland sheep.
@rantyben @thegrugq you're not hiking around the world on a whim to see my dress Mr. Ben? Lame in the utmost
@thegrugq @rantyben then I shall be sure to arrive by 8:59.
@rantyben @thegrugq or I could just trust that y'all will still be there when I get there at like nine
@m1sp @WhiteMageSlave super high school level passive aggression http://t.co/rLJ7Kq7aw7
I better not be billed for that extra quintillionth of a megabit http://t.co/8JFv5WbVLy
@thegrugq is it in the Palms by any chance? That will make things easier for me...
Will my mother believe me that for the second year in a row I already have plane tickets to Vegas the week she'll be in town? (I do.)
@thegrugq okay. I just realized I will actually land in Vegas DURING the pwnies. After I said I would make it this year. *sigh*
@thegrugq hang on I just realized... what night is barcon?
@eevee the latter
RT @EFFLive: Amash amendment that would curtail NSA surveillance loses in a very close vote 205-217.
RT @wilw: Remember: when you sext with anyone, you’re also sexting with the entire NSA. #SextResponsibly
RT @EFFLive: Rep. Poe now saying the NSA phone records program is akin to a general warrant, which caused the US Fathers rebelled against t…
RT @EFFLive: Rep. Lofgren: The executive branch's report on the Patriot Act Sec. 215 this year was *eight sentences.* Congress is not getti…
RT @xor: Does Bachmann really think the phonebook has more information about us than the NSA? Wouldn't it be cheaper to just send them phon…
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“If you can write assembly by hand better than a compiler, please contribute to the compiler” https://t.co/rgrdIA6Q0F
@m1sp look who's getting married! http://t.co/1Y9EIUGdr6
@m1sp I do! But they’re at home and I’m at work T_T
@m1sp halp I am falling asleep at my desk
RT @savagejen: All my letters to Jeremy get to him, but only some to Weev. Jeremy's responses are untampered, while Weev's are steamed open…
@0x17h …
RT @Viss: holy shit! Adventure Time level truth! http://t.co/hKvkaX6k1b (h/t @missbadexample)
@marsroverdriver it is the opinion of Real Programmers that Real Programmers take notes with paper.
"Finish your severely oversized plate the restaurant gave you, because children are starving in Africa" "why is my child overweight"
RT @0x00string: @0xabad1dea that's why hackers wear ski masks!
Someone *may* have just taken a picture of me over webcam messing with their unlocked workstation. Not sure if I ducked in time.
@fredowsley smooth
This just in: floating point is satanic http://t.co/gBmRjYoj7z
“the C/C++ standards don’t actually mandate IEEE floating-point math.” Somewhere, an engineer shivers.
@0xcharlie sure, that too, I’m just saying, “ooh you need local first, wah wah” is a weak excuse on their part
Car manufacturer writes off car hacking via physical access as no big deal, because cars are never left unattended overnight. @0xcharlie
RT @0xcharlie: News article about me and @nudehaberdasher 's defcon talk http://t.co/uNERqKbXXB with amusing videos.
Aw yeah I found a good pencil that wasn't entirely out of lead. That's like Christmas. I made character art http://t.co/fEIyePh2T1
@m1sp D:
@0x6D6172696F whuh?
RT @sergeybratus: A great summation of the non-constitutional nature of the current US executive branch surveillance, by @maradydd: http://…
@Packetknife it got a copy of my manuscript.
RT @0x00string: Feelin kinda bad about how many people keep RTing my erroneous tweet about what carrier tech support told me earlier. #SIM
@Packetknife you know I only say that to geezers I like
@Packetknife geez old man don’t give me a heart attack I thought the vans were coming for me
@Packetknife genuinely not sure if sarcastic or serious
@nelhage in this case it’s someone I suspect I have serious ideological differences with
That awkward moment when you try to retweet a peer and they’ve pre-emptively blocked your account from interaction. Wonder what I said…
@jennifurret I don’t care, raised both north and south. I consider it a “homeowner classism” thing, really.
@jgeorge 'm too tired. =.=
@hexadigital it's actually a trick to reduce unsolvable support calls when the user blames the last thing they installed for unrelated junk
@deathtolamo @ioerror well see I kind of don't want to get to Vegas to find my costume is gone because it was declared a terr'rist
@m1sp @ZadowSapherelis is your sister for hire for the arting of the arts
@Neostrategos no, that's what the denim jacket and biker's hat are for.
@Neostrategos to a certain villainous convocation in the city of sin, and maybe also this Friday
Anticipated mode of failure: TSA searches my luggage. Folded hoop skirt springs out. They think they’re under attack
@vogon that was an actual question you favoriting bandit
@sneakin I can’t fit in my computer desk
@_yossi_ yes, it’s bendy enough
I got my hoop skirt. It swooshes around in the most amazing way and is the least practical thing I’ve ever worn.
@vogon *leans in reeeaaaaaaaal close*  hey  kid  wanna see a maaaaaanuscript
@vogon nuh-uh
Re: “don’t blindly trust vulnerability data”: some otherwise responsible companies just silently patch stuff like it ain’t no thang
RT @OSVDB: Black Hat: Don't Blindly Trust Vulnerability Data - http://t.co/S3slqZAKne
RT @0x00string: Talked to carrier: if last two digits on #SIM card serial are <25, your card uses 56 bit DES, and you're vulnerable.
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@m1sp of course the kicker is that @ternus called me on Katarosi looking too much like me...
@m1sp "Everyone liked Houri better than Katarosi, especially the reade<backspace><backspace>"
Still haven't found out who left a Nickelback CD on my desk. Maybe I should check if it has leaked NSA documents on it. They'd never find it
I found Satoshi http://t.co/1yHt6WFhPT
There's no way I ever could have written "she laughed allowed." OSX autocorrect is sabotaging me.
@m1sp <3 <3
@m1sp ps. not really
@m1sp I found two typos in chapter 17! You're fired ;(
@craftstudiodev even better is when the beginning programmers don't realize why this is a problem and willfully imitate it in production
"This sample code has no error checking for brevity" is the root cause of all bugs.
@vogon No official example. Community-contributed example has "no error checking for brevity"
.@vogon I'm not. I never **use** 95%+ of the functions I have to look up
Should I contemplate the finer points of this documentation or just go ahead and start self-flagellating http://t.co/eK38Z6jXVY
@m1sp fantasy economics! http://t.co/EFXSkX0V4z
@maxtch of course the real solution is RAM IS NOT THIS EXPENSIVE, APPLE!
@maxtch I’d want its suspension routine called so it dumps essential state and then give it a mercy death, yeah…
@maxtch not really. It becomes completely useless and I have to kill it manually…
It’s kind of cute how iOS realizes it’s out of memory and will just render giant gray squares on web views as if I won’t notice
RT @stevesilberman: Do not miss this lovely piece:  What it's like to lack a sense of smell. http://t.co/H7LlUh04Wh
RT @AvoidComments: I once showed a comments section to a man in Reno, just to watch him cry.
@Packetknife more evidence for my theory that the children of infosec workers are the true APT
@Neostrategos I also have more followers than 4/5 of them, but I talk too much about anime ;)
@zedshaw you know, it was just magically there when I realized I needed it, and I didn’t ask questions.
@realscientists @JackLScanlan one day you wake up stare at the ceiling and go “whoa hang on I am actually legit now”
@zedshaw easy_install pip, obviously! Or just easy_install what you actually needed…
@0x17h oppressor power ! Hoo rah!
I can only begin to imagine why this is in my cube. Since @MrToph isn't here, @fredowsley is guilty by default http://t.co/4KLlYkCRzS
@horse_eatbooks it's salty *ba-dum-pssh*
@m1sp by birth I mean first
@m1sp that’s a good thought. I think I will write it off as the difference between birth language and otherwise
From my tenth grade class notes: "scientific notation - gzip for math"
@chriseng oh boy
Now the contemptible desk has gone and eaten my four-way USB hub.
@tapbot_paul … :|
@ktneely "noise floor"
Tomorrow I am giving a practice round of my Defcon talk to my Lovely Coworkers… no leaking footage, @Neostrategos
@addizins @wilkieii heck yes.
@JGKD705 no, they replaced all of them, so they’re as good as they were until they get popped again.
RT @nobodyrobot: do u guys know why it's turnips in animal crossing. it's because the word for "turnip" and "stock" are homophones in japan…
@thegrugq @WeldPond btw you saw my dress right
@thegrugq @WeldPond all the better for me to slam my faraday cage door on…
RT @leighhollowell: Has anyone ever gotten repeated unwanted 2 factor codes from twitter or is someone trying to get into my account? #just…
@WeldPond “guys”?
@tapbot_paul you don’t believe in the magic anymore (it’s not my style. But I appreciate it for what it is.)
RT @wilkieii: http://t.co/Ssu77uaeLk Study: female handles 25x more likely to be harassed on IRC, hindering women from collaborating and le…
@wilkieii @hypatiadotca I’m here to shank the first person who suggests that “obviously” I should not use a gendered online identity.
RT @bug_reports: Cannot get senpai to notice me.
RT @simplenomad: 13 yrs ago we were "paranoid" w/personal mail servers, encrypted chat, etc. Next time listen to us.
I was wrong. The desk *teleported* it to the table downstairs.
After searching for a solid two minutes, I am forced to conclude my desk is sentient and has consumed my RSA token whole.
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@m1sp I am crying my heart out for happy reasons wake up I need to show you
@mescyn I was in private school K through 3rd, where sexuality doesn't *exist*, public 4th through 8th, then back to private
@hirojin Nope. These dozens and dozens of notebooks count, though...
I think I get now why everyone seemed to be so confused when I wanted to go into computer science instead of English in university.
... And here is my cache of goodbye letters from friends when I moved in 7th grade. Every single one says "keep writing stories."
@mickeypt hahaha it will be hard to miss I will be so excited to finally fulfill my oath of finishing the thing :p
@mickeypt yeah, as ebook
@mickeypt it's almost done <3
@0xdeadbabe @puellavulnerata I apparently annotated a bit of it sometime after 7th grade and before I forgot entirely...
@0xdeadbabe @puellavulnerata dude, I have NO IDEA. I remember like, three of these letters, and I think I was making words up.
@puellavulnerata I have a confession. I wrote the Voynich Manuscript. In 7th grade. http://t.co/RTu6MUdixN
@Kufat actually I did say I was gonna marry a girl named Christina when I was 5 or 6 and my mom was like uhh no sorry can't
@kyhwana I kinda BSOD'd like "huh? How does that even work" and he just rolled his eyes
I literally had NO CONCEPT that homosexuality was a thing until my first big crush told me he had a boyfriend.
RT @InfoSecRumors: Rumor has it... @0xabad1dea flirted with Snowden in 7th grade. http://t.co/HZ29OSzyxK
Judging by my 7th grade journal, I was really into Tenchi Muyo, angels, and that boy in my Latin class who was actually gay.
I just found a note I traded back and forth with a boy in 7th grade. He said "I think the government is going to destroy identity" ...
@akopa @m1sp actually at that age my mother was kicking me off the computer every day when she got home. :|
@m1sp my father just mailed me my notebook from SEVENTH GRADE. I'm almost scared to open it.
RT @solardiz: ADS-B amateur reception with RTL-SDR in Moscow, Russia (inbetween SVO and DME): http://t.co/HFdBHpZzTb @antirez @0xabad1dea @…
@tenfootfangs though if any men would like to join me, a like one should fit with a bit of help from a tailor.
@tenfootfangs decided to really play up the fact that YEP STILL A GIRL when I go to infosec happy week this year
@m1sp a character nobody will like! http://t.co/KhiqjIN611
But "Eowyn" isn't, with or without the little accent. Oh, I got issues with that.
.... That sounds an awful lot like I'm writing fanfic. I swear to gods I am not writing fanfic. I just happened to notice okay?!
And that was the day I learned that "Gandalf" and "Galadriel" were in OSX's spell check.
Saurik finds eight distinct implementations of the unzip code in Android. You know, the root cause of the crypto bug? http://t.co/O5qeZXKmyu
@WhiteMageSlave @m1sp makest* ** I'm awake
@WhiteMageSlave @m1sp maketh* but I mean I slipped up and Ismyrn said "you" to Barsamin
@chriseng well, see, I need the hoop skirt, which is scheduled to come tomorrow, do you see my dilemma
@chriseng guess I'll have to test-run it at 404...
@m1sp eeeee I got a dress like Clarion's! I'm so pretty
@okoeroo I'm gonna wear it to @thegrugq's party. Through TSA? Not so much.
RT @hackerfantastic: The SIM card 56bit DES key & hashing information leak exploit rocks my world. You could OTA install malware on the SIM…
The hoop skirt part isn’t here yet, which is of course essential to complete the effect
"what did you get in the mail dear" NOTHING JUST AN 18TH CENTURY BALL GOWN http://t.co/3hLNlhS18J
@savagejen according to old timers, it used to be that you’d go to the woods behind your neighborhood and find someone’s cache.
@savagejen google in its infinite wisdom adds calendar invites by default.
@pontelon @TraceBullet too bad the context is Britain ;)
@mavjs the friend is asking when
@chidpen so did I, but I am guessing someone wrote a bot to do that just to be annoying.
Anyone else get emails from twitter that their password needs to be reset? Asking for a friend (no really)
@m1sp there is a new section at the beginning of chapter 7 that is the rewrite of a scene I tried to sketch already, and new past!Rashk
@homakov 18. The only thing that waits until 21 is alcohol. Because you can vote and buy houses and die, but ALCOHOL?
@waruikoohii that’s your fault for being Box Bot
Also I’m pretty sure everyone I know got an eyeful of porn before they were 18 and lo and behold it did not destroy their souls
GFDI why do governments want to destroy the internet to “protect children” instead of acknowledging that is a parent’s domain
RT @mikko: UK Prime Minster is calling for "horrific" search terms to be blacklisted so they will bring up no results on Google. http://t.c…
@m1sp *hug*
RT @nrr: "Poverty is a more powerful influence … than gestational exposure to cocaine" #shitiread http://t.co/Yl3OiKd9lk
@Netbus :|
@kivikakk grats.
@m1sp ZOMG this is the novel I was working on ten years ago http://t.co/6Wypl1oI9O
@m1sp I don't remember drawing this. They look way too happy http://t.co/H3EnSs9g1v
@AdmiralA no actually most of them have photographs. I'd say @kivikakk isn't infosec but then suddenly she was writing shellcode
.@kivikakk I am the name that parents whisper to their children when telling of the dark corners of C
RT @kivikakk: @0xabad1dea oh hi! http://t.co/zzgMvUYI0t
@damageboy https://t.co/EXNqnVVS6V
@m1sp @WhiteMageSlave silly editors, you're supposed to point out to me when I slip up on the you/thou thing
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@RenBussell bitly is a point of failure. It lengthens load time and often never loads at all.
@profoundlypaige and I'm not planning, I passed 63k words today, it's almost done :p
@profoundlypaige no, it's set on a fictional Silk Road with a touch of magic and a touch of steampunk.
@sam82490 @Cae_9 sure. they have tracking "value proposition" for the poster. Not so much for the person who can't get it to load.
I can't believe not a single pedant has pointed out those are MP4s with no sound, not GIFs.
@Cae_9 the one where you don’t. All URLs count the same length in twitter now
@snare sorry. Already married one of those
@thegrugq Spare me the sting of thy venomed tongue, wastrel
Dear everyone using bitly etc: you are actively slowing down the internet and increasing page load errors.
@profoundlypaige “that” Silk Road has presented problems to me while researching for my novel.
New York Times understands it is not a literal paper anymore; use of GIFs is a nice touch in this photoset http://t.co/0xhJIlOjFp
@jesster_king past tense of bid
RT @fugueish: @0xabad1dea Don't forget "make clean; make"
I have yet to meet the problem that couldn't be solved by blowing the cart, rebooting the router, or checking for graphics driver updates.
RT @bhangakhana: @0xabad1dea ooh, the bare infinitive - http://t.co/HwNxucvnVM
@pusscat lol you probably couldn't stand my husband...
@USSJoin *twitch* "thusly" is not a proper word! It is slang!
@bleebsen I bid thee win Mario Kart
@bleebsen this applies for bade (bid) + any verb.
@thegrugq she who spendeth her childhood reading the King James gets stuck speaking thus
@thegrugq that's right, thou art thou to me, but I'm not thou to thee.
@thegrugq I bid thee humor me.
Why on earth do we say "she bade him wait" and not "she bade him to wait", English?
@nickdepetrillo @djrbliss Mr. Bliss has never ONCE invited me to go to a shady place by taxi. He is impervious to my charms.
@vogon *checks phone*  ಠ_ಠ
@nickdepetrillo looking back on that I'm pretty sure you're that guy my parents warned me about
#BHDCTips get in a taxi with @nickdepetrillo five minutes after you meet him, it will all be fine
#BHDCTips Inviting girls to the pinball museum might totally work. Just be prepared to be beaten.
@nickdepetrillo unless they ask.
@dan_crowley :’(
@0xcharlie if I succeed in reminding my husband he owes me a cat, you'll get a photo dedicated to you ;)
@supersat @osxreverser Windows' native string type is two bytes per char, so that should actually be hard to screw up.
@0xcharlie you do realize I have gone an entire year not posting cat photos because you asked me not to ?!?! A YEAR OF NO CATS
@0xcharlie I'M YOUR FANGIRL I COUNT
@0xcharlie your fangirls https://t.co/g0WJwu3Y4f
@anthonicaldwell yeah pretty much
Apparently Dear Housemate is moving out soon. Time to remind Dear Husband he said we could have a cat if only we didn't have a housemate.
@inversephase if I thought all men had to have muscles I wouldn't be friends with nerds like you HEY-OH
@inversephase they don't. I was trying to draw a muscular man. And didn't feel like googling it.
@WhiteMageSlave my kind of villain http://t.co/QHwjMPnbNw
@inversephase I DON'T KNOW WHAT DO MEN WITH MUSCLES LOOK LIKE my husband only has a bit of chub there
Time to set some appropriate music for writing chapters where characters die. http://t.co/VEXK6t1HVm
@wimremes and Belgium is like "we should probably have a revolution, but they're staying JUST on the side of the line where they survive"
@wimremes I just find it funny. All the other countries are like "look at this expensive but pretty symbol of our heritage!"
@elad3 nope. Don't worry you will definitely see me tweet links when it's ready ;)
@b3nzilla it's @weldpond actually
@Kufat black hat def con
#BHDCTips Lotion. No, for the air. It’s dry. Like, more dry than should be allowed.
@grygrflzr the joke ;)
RT @osxreverser: Microsoft, why the fuck can't http://t.co/m6Vd4oO2pJ passwords be longer than 16chars? What's the problem for your hashing?
@wimremes I don’t think I’ve ever met a Belgian who liked their royal family…
My super confidential sources are telling me the Ubuntu forum password hashes were stolen while I was sleeping.
@snare wait, those really ARE your feet?
RT @spookyskeletons: Hard to make friends as a skeleton. Not many ppl share my hobbies of attacking people with rusty swords and dropping n…
@pchengi yep.
@phyre5 passed 62,000 words yesterday… hitting the climax if the action
@Packetknife yep and I’m soooo close
@Netbus because she is one of the few people with magical power, which makes you go crazy easily, so she avoids emotional attachment.
@elad3 they’re inspired  by Armenian.
@m1sp btw I succeeded in unnerving @WhiteMageSlave with the trope:arcwords
@m1sp but Solam's one and only POV section was snuck in to the end of chapter 14
@m1sp WELL YEAH and it's like "yeah hey. this is a trap" "cool. good job picking the one bait I *can't* ignore even after you told me that"
@vogon you are The Worst
@m1sp good morning ~
@vogan gahhhhh
@vogon did you  just   favorite and UN-favorite my tweet  you monster
Motivation to write the final few chapters:  how dang GOOD it looks on a kindle. http://t.co/zcl8SrOefW
@Packetknife tell her that’s illegal in America, glossing over West Virginia of course.
@aeleruil no, don’t do it, whatever you do, do NOT read One Hundred Years of Solitude
RT @mikko: The official #OHM2013 party network cable has an integrated firewall activation feature. #handy http://t.co/F3r4Y5VS5u
@m1sp I just wrote the George R.R. Martin chapter, where everyone Barsamin ever loved dies.
@callmegiorgio @Packetknife @ggreenwald don't send out the privacy calvary, I snagged an engineer and it's a chat system bug of some kind...
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@fugueish @bensonk42 I'm not certain it counts as a security bug though. I was mostly joking about the bug bounty :)
"No way. This SCP can't still possibly be going. Wait why is it.... FFFFFFF symbolic link to my home directory in wine's config folder!!!"
@fugueish this @bensonk42 fellow claims to work for the googles. Hope I didn't give my super secret bug report to a charlatan.
@marginoferror but I don't have "multiple accounts" per se. Just two distinct gmails, of which one is the recovery mail of the other.
I may have broken google's account system somehow, hope I get a bug bounty ;)
@bensonk42 sent you quite the missive
@bensonk42 I don't see any chats / pending notices / alerts of any sort in g+ or gmail...
@bensonk42 an *internal* one? I've found trying to deal with google from the outside to be shouting at a brick wall.
@bensonk42 @adpaolucci and there was a "so and so wants to chat yes/no" pending request in the old email's chat bar.
@bensonk42 @adpaolucci specifically, I use incognito mode when I need to log into the old one, usually to get a password reset email
@adpaolucci I don't know a way to be logged in to two gmails in one browser session...
Most specifically, Coworker George sent a chat invite to my new account, and it showed up on my old account also, which he's never heard of.
@Kufat no idea.
My two gmail accounts seem to have decided to have the same chat contact list. I find that more than a little eyebrow-raising.
Word count: 60,261. I'm winning !!!
Me, every six months, my entire life: "WHOA! Have these birthmarks on my neck always been there?!"
Thanks for that mental image, Obama http://t.co/NLF9rzxm5C
As I slave over my manuscript about a boy and girl in competition to earn the right to use lightning magic, thunder shatters my sky. #metal
Download captcha is a flash widget? I'm sure that's totally innocent.
@m1sp someone go freudian on that plz
@m1sp as I write Ismyrn's inner monologue, this is the third time I've brought up "adults don't believe children when they tell the truth"
@kaepora :(
RT @apblake: 1: Snowden exposes spy programs.  2: White House says it's a discussion we should all engage in. 3: We all said stop.  4: FISA…
@m1sp I should be allowed to be this pleased with myself http://t.co/0bQGRbSKu3
@m1sp the one kind of animal I know how to draw http://t.co/OiwChbsQ6H
@vogon so I guess the universe conspires to keep you down to one pen.
@vogon if you have one pen, you’ll never misplace it. If you have 5, you’ll quickly lose 4
Abadidea’s Law: the more pens you own, the more prone they are to going missing
RT @BBCWorld: Norwegian woman receives prison sentence in Dubai after reporting she was raped http://t.co/Gvyjf3vwTs
@m1sp @WhiteMageSlave MOOD WHIPLASH http://t.co/pn2aGwLL69
@m1sp @WhiteMageSlave remember this old page?! http://t.co/VFDfFUtxO8
@m1sp @WhiteMageSlave I designed Constans before I even *met* you. It's not your fault he's my friendship type.
@m1sp said to @WhiteMageSlave: "Constans being Mispy   I was trying to type Mispy's favorite character, but the statement stands"
I tried my hand at covering "Hagrid the Professor" from Harry Potter as chiptune https://t.co/wk8j5CiMaW
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@Myriachan @xa329 W700, it's a true Windows laptop in 11" 1080p tablet, 8 to 10 hour battery
@Myriachan @xa329 nah surface pro has a terrible battery. Got better for the same-ish price.
@Myriachan @xa329 I just ended up spending the money on Acer x86 tablet with a heavier battery for ARM-like life :)
@Tomi_Tapio I had the next model after that. Loved it to pieces. Small but enthusiastic community.
RT @areur00t: @0xabad1dea and @attritionorg action figures lol http://t.co/eziy7kdKWy
@sakjur pretty sure he's an engineer but I'll grant @eevee honorary infosec status based on anger alone
@sakjur it's just some tech rag. I'm not on their top 25 women list either apparently ;)
@vogon I also want you to know this running monologue is your fault for putting "linguist" in your twitter bio
@vogon I want you to know I went on a linguistic adventure today to make certain of the correct way to pair "thou" with an imperative.
@WesleyFlake if there's anything I've learned from the Dutch, it's that the proper word to apply to anything positive is *lekker.*
@M0zilla #thejoke :p
These are the crimes committed in your name, America, the murder of innocents for association with the suspicious. http://t.co/y56TYc2G6g
@loganb @gu3st it's displaying unicode, I just can't imagine what would be sending bells.
@r2ranch you can se it when it gets here :p
No matter how bad my Dutch is, at least it’s a sight better than Siri’s.
@vogon take me
RT @bascule: Military Grade™: https://t.co/Iy8oXhEaMC
I only just noticed that my iPad’s interface language is in Dutch today. What was I doing last night ?!
@xa329 no I am pretty sure they would just flip out and throw out your hoops and call you a hula hoop ter'rist.
Callin' Oracle out on their systematic screw-up that has been the Java Reflection API http://t.co/cyis2eoMDL
Reasons it's good to be an adult: you can buy the princess ball gown you wanted when you were seven years old and no-one can stop you
@xa329 the "not crippled beyond belief" one is the Surface Pro, which is apparently doing okay.
@m1sp and if you're wondering, my gingerkin status is specifically because of that doll.
@m1sp but you must realize, this is spot on for everything I wanted when I was seven years old http://t.co/0Ved0XjT1K
@m1sp I had to go with a light color, because I am *not* wearing a black polyester dress to Vegas.
I wonder what the TSA thinks about hoop skirts being worn through checkpoints
@rantyben @thegrugq well, the dress and hoop skirt are ordered. I am going to be THE PRETTIEST GIRL AT THE INFOSEC BALL
@m1sp https://t.co/xZG3NgzVSz
@rantyben @thegrugq gosh well what is even the point if the people I want to snub aren't going to be there to have their hearts broken
@rantyben @thegrugq hey btw is ionic invited no reason just asking.
@pa28 it was already at 15 when I woke up...
@rantyben @thegrugq but what color should I get?! they don't have orange.
@rantyben I was just thinking about that... there's a fairy princess one that's not too expensive and looks like it should fit.
@gu3st so it's bell characters? must have been in Asian filenames or something (it's running a huge SCP...)
@TokenScandi nope and nope for sure...
My terminal icon on OSX had a "fifteen new items" badge that went away when I clicked it. Fifteen new what?!
If only somebody, ANYBODY had anticipated that the Surface RT wouldn’t sell well, and told Microsoft. http://t.co/wUIZlitnZi
@no_structure I grew up shoveling manure, didn’t you ? But no, it wasn’t a career, it was their version of teens staffing cash registers…
@lindseybieda context https://t.co/y635xtovqX
@Beaker @HackerHuntress I promise I’m not annoyed with anyone *on* the list :)
.@thegrugq I know, I only follow a few people on that list so it’s clearly wrong ;)
@pusscat @rantyben for me it starts making sense around #15…
“We did a list of top 25 infosec accounts, all men. We’ll do a second one that’s all women so it’s fair, implicitly ranked 26 and lower”
@rantyben *looks at official reply* *giggles*
@m1sp idk, you’re cute ?
Check @ODNIgov for some sort of stream of consciousness blogging from Clapper and/or minions.
RT @ODNIgov: “We collect metadata—information about communications—more broadly than we collect the actual content of communications..”
@m1sp *takes your hand and waltzes*
@kragen also, for the purposes of this discussion, tank tops have sleeves.
@kragen which, for me personally, means just as much “doesn’t look <s>slutty</s> suggestive” as it does “suits my body type”
@kragen that’s for going to work. This is for going to a party. I want to wear something I want to be seen in.
@savagejen people have gotten approximate results out of it in the past
@kragen srsly dude I know I play up the kawaii online but I am simply too tall and viking-ish
I should probably go to sleep instead of ordering a dress. I'll leave the tab open and see if I think I'm crazy in the morning...
@Packetknife I never forgave my mother for not buying a certain child-size ball gown while I was still small enough to wear it.
@_wirepair @thegrugq do they ship amazon prime
@jonathanstray contrary to my carefully cultivated online personality, I have a bit of a viking build.
@m1sp plot twist: Keromeir is a Skarmory. He dies when Clarion turns him to rust
goodness amazon I think bare shoulders looks hot too but some of us don't have the right body type.
It's one in the morning and I am seeing if I can get ball gowns on amazon prime
After midnight thoughts: I should totally show up to @thegrugq's party in a ball gown with a big hoop skirt and party like it's 1899
@yeshua3s @abby_ebooks yeah, she's my little statistically representative mini-me
I wonder if I could convince the NSA algorithms that @abby_ebooks is actually me and throw them off the trail
@geekable sixteen bits is, like, WAY too many bits.
@DrPizza really? Well…
Shame on MIT. http://t.co/pCOOjvswjj
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@m1sp aspects abridged, part 2 http://t.co/hatRQ4siCQ
Google Image Search: one in seven results may be random anime chicks http://t.co/ChKP754rN0
@friestog @0x17h some people.
RT @SciencePorn: You're doing a documentary for the BBC. You get attacked by a polar bear. What's the 1st thing you should do?  Answer http…
@skynetbnet @Kufat Mario deliberately does not clear ram across a reset, as a poor imitation of a save file :)
Glitching Super Mario by deliberately removing the cart and plugging in another during play http://t.co/4KbMRNsMIo via @Kufat
@matthew_d_green if there is a flag that will let goto'ing a bare integer literal work please let me know... D:
I'd be a lot more disconcerted by example 16.2.4 if it actually compiled in gcc like they say it does... http://t.co/Yh0mE9hI5I
@sciencecomic yes yes but what about THE PITCH DROP
Sooo... is there a CVE for this rather critical Android vulnerability? https://t.co/Hn0qbeTQx2
RT @tobiasmayer: #Breastfeeding in Public: Tips to Avoid Problems. I love this twist—placing the "problem" back where it truly belongs http…
RT @MrToph: If you think politics is petty now, wait 20 years, when people seeking office can be tied to shit they posted online when they …
@m1sp dunno if you found the time to read *all* the new material? Finally settled on an I Want speech for Clarion...
"I couldn't sleep last night! I will sleep in for an hour or two." "bzzzzt hi I'm here to change your window shutters"
@m1sp also, that will be how the world ends, not with a bang but with a girly cackle
@thegrugq @matthew_d_green @0xcharlie he does kinda have that pallid super villain look…
@m1sp that is the sweetest thing anyone has ever said to me
First there was @m1sp_ebooks . Then there was @abby_ebooks . Now there is @m1sp1dea_ebooks , brother and sister souls forever entwined
@Tomi_Tapio attn: @attritionorg
RT @Kufat: Looks like the BB10 sends your e-mail account credentials to RIM: http://t.co/QZP7rXFxAa cc @0xabad1dea @neilhimself @afreak
Microsoft is still waiting on the government to let it stop withholding the full truth from us. http://t.co/Y1eoOmNhZq
@m1sp why do we have a fan bot
@m1sp yep, Rashk saw an opportunity to push his art even further, since perfecting this is what he wants
@m1sp ah, you're close, but...
@m1sp did you pick up on what happened to Erasmin :)
@m1sp I changed the fate of the Arcocelli family slightly ...
@m1sp if you have the link to the PDF in google docs it is called the end of the sky
@m1sp Clarion actually doesn't appear in it, though she is mentioned. She can meet Sweet Clarion soon enough
@m1sp that's what Official Tumblrs are for
RT @marshray: If you're so worried about privacy, maybe your contacts of contacts of contacts have something to hide.
@2s0cks I meant what I said and I said what I meant. A spider LANDED from the air, one hundred percent.
A spider just LANDED on my screen out of nowhere. Send in the Nope Troops
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@m1sp wake up wake up wake up you have to read Ismyrn's orrriginnn storrryyyy I made it so much better
@stylewar @vikemosabe that does not imply the inverse, that any child whose parent says that but once and annoys me is "not smart"
@stylewar @vikemosabe then that I study parents of smart kids to see what they have in common, and it's not saying stuff like that often.
@stylewar @vikemosabe you're deliberately misreading me from start to end. First I said I don't like **that phrase**, --
@stylewar @vikemosabe I said the reason was unreasonable. Don't apply actions as universally representative to actors.
@stylewar @vikemosabe I didn't say I thought she was a failure of a mother :)
@stylewar @vikemosabe also one is just as likely to hear a parent say it to an 8yo as a 3yo.
@stylewar @vikemosabe I'm not talking about infants. Children: more capable of reasoning than adults think, since 50000 BC
There comes a point in every writer's life when she makes a new browser window just to hold all the open tvtropes tabs.
@unixronin I think I got this one under control.
no, I don't need rescuing from his patriarchal rule, I'm explicitly planning on ze-ro pregnancies, that stuff freaks me out.
@jason_shell nope.
Husband says I'm not allowed to get pregnant because I'll hack the planet in a hormonal rage
@Mongoose_Q I guess I just considered it only from the perspective of we all consume huge amounts of text.
@Beschizza @Mongoose_Q though typography is considered by almost all designers but accessibility to non-visual consumers often isn’t.
@Mongoose_Q @Beschizza that is not what was meant and you know it ! You and I both interact with text all day.
RT @Beschizza: Typography isn't a snooty design thing. It's mainstream, because everyone with an IQ higher than carpet spends all day readi…
RT @runasand: 2010 study showed that 50% of Twitter users were 4 steps away from each other. The NSA will look at 3 steps when evaluating t…
@vikemosabe "because I say so" teaches children that everything is equally unimportant as a dictator's whim.
@vikemosabe and if you have a history of being reasonable instead of "because I say so", it turns out people will trust you.
@m1sp http://t.co/IbEq5jOl7A PLOT!
@csoghoian @ioerror just like phone numbers are totally anonymous
RT @csoghoian: Good to know that DOJ doesn't think that they get identity information when they obtain firstname.lastname@gmail.com via FIS…
RT @savagejen: In my college data mining course, the professor told us "data is money, never erase it".
@jennifurret I’m convinced they made their political system artificially complicated just so they could make more fun of Americans.
@VTPG I’d like to THINK a java implementation wouldn’t have overflow bugs…
@letoams that’s a funny way to spell 4294967295 !
@VTPG well, the problem is that things are signed by default, usually, and signed has Complicated Semantics
Oh geez. Google Glass was originally configured to AUTOMATICALLY follow QR codes in pictures it takes. http://t.co/MjZALQETcM
This is why I am religiously opposed to signed integers. http://t.co/8PlTC7Ledc
@m1sp they better be cool things!
@m1sp I miss you in chat land hint hint passive aggressive public display
Also, a notable portion of kids on my "smart kids" list are adopted, speaking to it being parental involvement over genetics.
If I had to say what the parents of smart children I know have in common, it's that they talk WITH children instead of AT them.
@pkutzner it can be, at times. If your child doesn't generally TRUST you, I think I found the real problem.
@pkutzner now that I don't agree with :)
@RSWestmoreland they don't say stuff like because I said so.
@Kufat six? Seven?
I know I don't have kids, but I've made a point of observing the parents of kids I think are smart.
In the most recent case, what the mom meant was "because it's safer" but what she said was "because I said so"
I really hate it when I hear a parent say "because I said so." That is the least reasonable of all reasons.
"Hey Google Drive for OSX. I notice you haven't synced the latest document changes from my other machine. "*yawn* *stretch* meh"
@vogon what does it say about me that I have steam, I use steam, I bought things recently, and I have no idea what these card things are?
@whitequark @miaubiz because it reveals that unix wizards are, in fact, made, not born ?
@DustySTS would bla be there? I’m still not convinced he exists.
@whitequark @miaubiz it is, and I have a legit PDF copy. Unfortunately the whole thing isn’t illustrated.
.@tumblr first mistake: shipping plaintext password upload. Second mistake: not promptly fixing before reporter got fed up and went FD.
RT @darrenpauli: Tumblr Apple apps sent clear text passwords. Patch issued. http://t.co/iseXNGit6Z
@skynetbnet I’m just saying, pretty sure it’s a rubber stamp formality, not that she had direct input into the decision.
@skynetbnet I don’t think it’s different from how the president of the US is required to sign passed bills.
RT @schemaly: Women offered as perks in a job ad http://t.co/iT48GAGXx4 #everydaysexism #geekmisogyny #sodonewiththis
@natashenka thumbs up.gif
RT @AP: BREAKING: Gay marriage becomes legal in Britain as Queen Elizabeth II gives royal approval
RT @rantyben: Learning a new programming language is like a real one. Faux amis, weird idioms, and native speakers conflating illiteracy wi…
RT @McGrewSecurity: My niece has been located and is back home safe now. Thanks all for the RT's and good wishes.
@McGrewSecurity yay!
@Myriachan well, yes :) that’s local-only obviously, but, that’s both a jailbreak vector and a forensics nightmare :)
RT @MrToph: I made @leighhollowell a necklace using hard drive components. I think it came out alright. http://t.co/oR4hQOZE7B
RT @tomscott: The Vatican offers indulgences — time off purgatory — for following them on Twitter. I swear I didn’t make this up: http://t.…
@m1sp but no, the vaguetweeting has to do with finally figuring out what to do with this God of Strength who's been in the canon for YEARS.
@m1sp also, I am pulling out poetry I wrote in middle school for Ismyrn to quote as good ol' folk songs. Amazingly I remember every word
@m1sp *whistles innocently* it is a compliment unto her purity.
@L0sPengu1n0s google music lol
@m1sp my greatest literary accomplishment http://t.co/dnzAg5hgPO
I have a (legitimately purchased) soundtrack MP3 which has a title tag of "The Council of The Elrond." The Elrond. The Galdalf The Frodo The
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Internet flamewars, 1600s style http://t.co/jhxdykuJgW
@jgeorge ps view source
@jgeorge try it and find out ^_^
@jgeorge it didn't need Reiser, we can all agree on that \o/
@landley @mirell but the bug dates to 2006, so it festered under his watch, so let's blame him anyway ;)
@SoundCloud it's more than a little annoying to show me this huge "get a pro plan!" banner when I **already have a pro plan**
@Ionustron Melissa Elliott, 198X - 20XX, one of those artists who gained fame only after death for her square wave waltzes.
@LnxPrgr3 there isn't really a context, just Torvalds being himself when rejecting some patch, and everyone being like, sigh, again
@Ionustron @bbbradsmith @kyuubethe3rd I’m a lot better now, but medieval harp chip is just not a happening scene.
@Ionustron @bbbradsmith @kyuubethe3rd I’ve only ever entered one compo, and it genuinely was not that great I’m sure ;)
@meursalt CSS maaaaaaaan it's pretty trippy
@meursalt right click, view source, peel back the layers of deception ;)
Oh man. Linking this to you is just too mean. http://t.co/oKVWJ8QXPD Don't blame me.
Here we go! Pointer mangling has been completely broken in things statically linked against glibc http://t.co/VgtSn9Qozs unit tests you say?
@puellavulnerata I choose to interpret that as he is stalking me personally. For beauty or for brains?
We’re in the quiet time of infosec news leading up to the convention glory blitz, I guess. Not enough for me to be mad about.
RT @SwissHttp: Anonymous commentator: "So according to NSA logic, I'm not a pirate, downloading movies and TV shows, until I actually watch…
@cowtowncoder not really. It turns out 50% of humans are women so their opinion is not statistically different from that of humans.
@jgoldschrafe @puellavulnerata would “shows typical signs of excessive aggression in a male-dominated social group” cut it?
@cowtowncoder so… “Someone told me I am too rude! I noticed she is a woman. I will make it clear I noticed she is a woman.” Yeah. Great.
@mtheoryx just another round of Torvalds being his cheerful self http://t.co/xldWjkPR5j
And remember that Linus Torvalds has a reputation that stretches far beyond his git tree and touches all of open source.
So yeah, go ahead and tell people it’s their fault for trying to contribute to Linux all you want, Linus is making himself an active problem
I notice that Linus, responding to one of the few visible women in open source, told her to go ahead and make it about gender. #sigh
RT @arstechnica: Man organizes satirical NSA walk, authorities come to his front door http://t.co/tsczQxaEiL by @cfarivar
RT @thegrugq: I really hope this matures and works out. https://t.co/r3kckjL7Ee
@snare yeah, that’ll solve open source’s splintering problems.
I was confused why the baristas flirted with George and not with me. What's wrong with me? I was then informed not all humans are bi.
Coworker George: "let's start a coffee shop with an IT worker discount. And skim all the badges." *teary eyes* he's all grown up
@Neostrategos yeah so I’ve been growing mine longer than that it kinda slows way down at some point
@Neostrategos grow it out four feet and we’ll talk…
@Neostrategos I’ll let you in on a secret.   Everyone who is attracted to men is attracted to Sephiroth. Everyone.
It has come to my attention I might have only a vague idea of what men actually look like. http://t.co/6rG4OJCxdr
.@gsuberland iPad. “Never save, it’s all automatic!”
Got three quarters of the way through a nice drawing, and the art software segfaulted. That’s what I get for straying from paper.
RT @dhw: If you discuss a Microsoft 0-Day over Skype, does that count as responsible disclosure?
@thegrugq the word is “miles, leagues, whatever”, the unit is definitely five; I was studying Tocharian texts, actually.
@thegrugq but what a twist ending! Not seven days but five miles!
@maradydd my friend George Washington has been suspended from Facebook… multiple times… on the same account.
RT @maradydd: Been suspended from Google+, Facebook, &c. over your choice of name? http://t.co/EVPtGPIxf7 wants to hear from you. http://t.…
RT @jacobian: Linus hasn’t ever been a jerk to me, personally. However, he’s a role model, so lots of people think his behavior’s normal an…
@zedshaw I believe the situation is that the name was openly stated to be a pseudonym to begin with, so the whole character was fictitious.
@McGrewSecurity probably just a bunch of thought leaders then :p
RT @McGrewSecurity: This is my 14yo niece, who ran away yesterday, is possibly hitchhiking in Florida, call #'s (or police) or DM me: http:…
@McGrewSecurity did I?
Tonight’s news: “Hezbollah, America told me to tell you that she’s still not talking to you, but she heard that Al Qaeda said…”
@m1sp look at you ninja-faving. I just found a way to tie so many plot-hooks together it's like I planned it all along. I'm absolutely giddy
@m1sp you know how I leave myself open plot hooks trusting I'll find a way to fill them in later? :D
@invalidname Dunno. Turned out that wasn't the ending yet. He made a beautiful painting then hanged himself. Literature !
(If you must know, the story ends with the wooden doll falling apart and the guy has a Buddhist epiphany about his body's fate as dust)
I think I just found some several hundred years' prior art for android sex dolls. http://t.co/GfURYLxHbB
@Mr_Reed_ it's a paper "men" sign taped over the permanent sign, implicitly women.
@Mr_Reed_ um, without the sign, it'd be a woman's bathroom, and you'd have to be pretty confused to not know the convention of entering
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“Gee, not a lot of women at this con. Let’s bar them from the nearest bathrooms, that’ll show they’re welcome and first-class citizens.”
RT @georgiaweidman: Asked about the sign was told that since there aren't many women attending we should use the bathroom on the other end …
RT @georgiaweidman: So this is what they do to the womens bathroom at hacker cons? http://t.co/7xaCR1zHyZ
RT @steveklabnik: Linux 3.11 officially titled "Linux for Workgroups" http://t.co/T38nw7vCzf
RT @mtabini: Confused the hell out of a “Windows Service Centre” scammer by asking him if they could come fix my blinds.
@NaNoWriMo @ScrivenerApp I legit love scrivener, I’m coming up on sixty thousand words :)
RT @TheOnion: Nation Throws Hands Up, Tells Black Teenagers To Do Their Best Out There http://t.co/ugYiZYOLH6
@sambowne I don't actually know for sure they were running wordpress, and the index.html is replaced http://t.co/Nn78YjhUc9
@Soulmech @plussone trying to use one of the $50 alibaba laptops as an *actual computer* would be folly :p go $100+
@Em_Space_ I doubt it's literally miles, just translated that way, but it's unambiguously five of them
Sigh... one of the webcomics I read is currently displaying a Turkish skiddie banner... must be a new wordpress bug.
@vogon ps. starring is consent
@vogon lemme know if you're bored and want a copy of the 3/4 finished manuscript ;)
@vogon I use it in my silk road fantasy novel.
@vogon even better, ask me why
@vogon http://t.co/lAsdhjBzmQ
@vogon so close, it has like, ten bajillion Sanskrit loanwords, but it's much much more obscure
@vogon ps. You get a cookie if you can figure out which IE language I am studying. It's not Latin and it's not Greek.
@vogon these pretentious Indo-European languages and their tenses and their cases
@vogon well, I'm not studying how to speak English! It's all one word, which would translate as he went.
Buddhist text: "He walked 7 days through water, 7 days through mud, 7 days across lotuses and 5 miles through snakes, screw patterns"
@vogon you, you're a linguist, I blame you
"verb suppletive absolutive; masculine singular ablative" That is a lot of freaking words for "he went"
@pneif @m1sp because it is fantastically obscure, delightful to my mind's ear, and was spoken by real-life redhead Asians.
@pneif @m1sp a few years ago, I arbitrarily chose to base the naming conventions of my fantasy setting on it
@m1sp the number of real Tocharian words I can recognize in context of real Tocharian texts is quite startling. I accidentally a language
@blejz it's the dining room, but we occasionally co-opt it.
@mike_acton I try not to in the general case. But there was no change in smell, no discoloration.
@mike_acton like, at my uni there were twinkies hung from the ceiling in a moderately humid environment going back years and years…
@mike_acton @AmyChu @fugugames longer than INFINITY?
@jennifurret don’t do that. Ignorance’s biggest trick is sounding louder than reason. Most people are mostly reasonable.
@Urraca @arstechnica Super Mario Bros 3. A masterpiece of constraint engineering. Which I am not very good at.
@jennifurret there are too many high-brow people who don’t understand that social data is just anecdotes in aggregate.
I just got a compiler engineer to yell and smack a table loudly enough to echo by bringing up Pascal
@BeethovensBook I don’t play, ask @codeferret_ :)
Every meeting between young employees here starts with commentary on DOTA.
@kaepora I’m pretty sure I made a libpurple guy cry once.
“@msftsecurity: #FillInTheBlank: The Microsoft Security tool I use most is __________.” Checking the dang signatures on executables.
Is there anything we won't put blinkie lights in ? https://t.co/OByNuQDE83
@focalintent mek is pretty much writing a love letter to you up on stage right now
Confidential Veracode slide deck leak http://t.co/FAHcwSvQbD
@wimremes like, on paper? I filled about fifty pages with sha-1 rounds back in etiquette class…
.@chriseng is concerned about how amused I am with this charging connector... squid... thing. http://t.co/siT2PYxHeC
@m1sp my definition of success probably excludes most of those
You can be lazy or stupid and still find success in life. But certainly not both.
@wimremes got 99 problems but three letters ain’t one
@m1sp that’s Aramaz, he has a nice fuzzy fur on because it’s cold. And Hayr. Who thinks he’s probably Aramaz’s cousin.
@m1sp http://t.co/829pGWuftn
RT @mikko: New Mac Malware uses Right-to-Left override character (U+202E) to cause OS X to display this… http://t.co/wGxuRK1ReG http://t.co…
@invalidname my handle is known by most people here, it’s usually something like “This is Melissa. … the pink one” “OHH”
@dinodaizovi it seems the very act of observing that changed the result.
@mikko can I get a translation on that…
@bhelyer everyone whose name starts with Chris, including Christian.
At one time, Veracode was a solid 10% Chris. As the company has grown, Chris resources have not scaled. It’s 5% Chris and falling.
@ELLIOTTCABLE no, I’m pretty sure that says 1-883-YOUR-CIA
@spacerog eleven.
(When I say high school of fifty students, that’s actually 7th through 12th instead of 9th through 12th. And it was mostly boys.)
@hirojin they ended up calling me Misty.
It’s nice being the only Melissa around here (at work). In my high school of 50 students, there was another… and she was awful.
@m1sp good morning! Introduced Aramaz. I think I need some new fantasy swear words.
RT @BrandonDoughan: "The US imprisons a larger percentage of its black population than South Africa did at the height of apartheid."  http:…
@chumeet I hope so :3
@chumeet a silk-road setting fantasy adventure
@m1sp I'm hearing rave reviews about the "Rashk drowns someone" chapter from @WhiteMageSlave.
"You're so happy when you're happy. I mean beautiful when you're bea-- I mean--" - Dear Husband
@m1sp http://t.co/D8QKk6VZSc ... secret.
@dshaw_ and written over years, and essentially my diary.
My manuscript is currently over two thousand tweets long, if we max out every one. And my timeline is currently... oh...
@m1sp NotQuiteAsOld!Rashk does the most meanest thing and it's great
@m1sp haha, nope, but they should try that. This is at sea!
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@m1sp it fell into this section which is going to confuse you because how did this even happen http://t.co/8YFinAb8Kb
Google Drive for iOS has progressed from not showing folders I know are there to actively unstarring things I just starred #UIRage
.@nickdepetrillo is harder to kill than I thought. He is a worthy adversary. May his car rest in peace.
RT @gather_here: "It ain't right, Atticus," said Jem.  "No son, it's not right." We walked home.
@Ljay90 @0x17h may his gods judge him if he doesn’t give every cent of it away as fast as he can.
@DarrenPMeyer all I want to hear is "it's like Tolkien and Rowling had a baby, but better" ;)
@pa28 MY EVIL RUSE IS DISCOVERED.
@ErrataRob @sambowne that's actually a different project, which deserves my full attention after this one.
@ErrataRob as I hinted at recently, I think my stepsister has opened her eyes to what perfect little angels her deviant children really are.
@amanicdroid when we went to Amsterdam she got super grossed out by two girls kissing I don't think she's ready yet
In other words I'm about 3/4 done with my novel and then I will force each and every one of you to read it. Except you, mom
@m1sp the 50,000-word mark fell EXACTLY on the end of a sentence I am so happy
Ten years after the first time I participated in @NaNoWriMo, I finally have fifty thousand words in one freaking manuscript.
@m1sp word count: 49,929  Gahhhhhhhh just... a little.... more!!!
@singawhore (after all, women are a technical majority or tie in most places, but they're considered a minority anyway)
@singawhore people yell at me when I call it white privilege, I can't win :) Majority *power*, at least, even if not majority population.
@singawhore that's majority privilege, I can bum around in a hoodie if I feel like it and no-one's gonna assume I'm some sort of criminal.
@singawhore white people don't get harassed for merely looking vaguely suspicious nearly as often as black people do.
@singawhore No-one mistakes white girls for thugs armed with lethal skittles.
@m1sp I need a font that shakes on the page for Tsovinar right now
@1ncadence point of it was some people get huge punishments for not killing people, other people get off free for what looks to be murder
I guess hoodies are staying on the list of things that are my majority privilege. FFS.
@blazingcrimson my point is that locking someone up for TWO FREAKING DECADES for a crime that spilled no blood is excessive in the utmost.
@blazingcrimson oh, and remember, now the public is paying for her food, clothes, healthcare and shelter, for twenty years ;)
@blazingcrimson murderers and rapists get less than twenty years all the time.
@blazingcrimson Twenty years. You know how old I was twenty years ago? Five. The whole world has changed in twenty years.
@blazingcrimson yes, obviously.   Twenty YEARS?
RT @damonayoung: J.K. Rowling is officially an incognito badass: http://t.co/SGA51abuoh HT @jasonpinter
@1ncadence and that justified twenty years how
@blazingcrimson yeah, and? Twenty years, for shooting at not people? That’s extreme.
@nickdepetrillo :( !!!
@m1sp seriously? Was this when you had blue hair?
RT @LauraALiddell: This picture summerises pretty much everything that needs to be said about the outcome of the #Zimmerman trial. http://t…
@m1sp eeee I found a word http://t.co/ahx3Xtvu5Y
@m1sp http://t.co/ixzu2DlW4G
@fascinated English, I'm afraid :p
@fascinated working on my novel, actually!
Another weekend, another coming near to the brink of passing out from hunger. #geeklife
@QuantumG @kenners my radio equipment smells faintly of day-old pizza.
@m1sp I just checked, so far there are seven instances of (some variation of the string) "HOURI!"
@m1sp and you can see where the land was torn apart by... what was probably not ACTUALLY a giant hitting a river with a mace.
@m1sp anyway, I hope the map makes it clear why the trade route works the way it does.
@m1sp the town that university-town.nsf is named for, I've wavered on its name a few times but I think I settled on Campanile.
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@SamusAranX you haven't heard me complain about the disaster that is Twitter for Windows 8 before? :)
@m1sp look! An extremely approximate map! http://t.co/K0iz0WC1PG
@Dirk_Gently I'm sure it's Valve's fault something is wrong with the dmg, but there should be no such thing as silently fail to mount
steam.dmg silently fails to mount. Hoo-freakin-ray, OSX
@dijama http://t.co/QgicpZc6rO
"assassin" sounds like a hardcore word until you find out the etymology is "dudes who get high"
A cursory glance at Wikipedia suggests that all the FUN princesses, the kind who gambled and hunted and flirted, came from Portugal.
I like how everyone in this painting is clearly bored out of their minds with the ceremony. http://t.co/Dh0FDlpiiQ
@kaepora because open source still comes with politics, so much politics. I think it's good for there to be outright rivals.
RT @daveanthony: Congrats to Texas, who greatly limited abortion but did nothing to change inspection laws when a fertilizer plant exploded…
@DrPizza you’re acting like it’s a Nokia phone unveil, I think you need to sit down
RT @drlangtry_girl: THIS, gentlemen of Twitter, is how you help a woman who's being bothered by a creep when she's trying to read | http://…
@kaepora that would effectively reduce the world to chrome vs. IE. I think we need three competing renderers.
New chiptune, Stormwaltz, in which I attempt to arp. https://t.co/bn9vYUrfGo
I tried to use arpeggios in a chiptune, and it might be good or really awful, I seem to lack the capacity to distinguish.
@benwmaddox that can also happen as @mtheoryx just mentioned.
@benwmaddox abortions *are* a type of prenatal healthcare. Most late-term abortions are strictly medical in purpose.
@benwmaddox @savagejen the ones who died because of lack of access to prenatal healthcare. Texas ranks pretty high.
RT @savagejen: If you want to hear why abortion is important, talk to women you know about their personal experiences. Some might not be al…
@m1sp poor Constans. http://t.co/QhzPmgDJ5E
Not to subtweet extended family, but I bet my mother now appreciates that none of her children ever called her from a county jail.
Every time I think I screwed up, I can remember I have relatives who have screwed up so much so badly that I look 100% stone cold sane
RT @David0Monroe: "Only in America can a dead black boy go on trial for his own murder." ~ Syreeta McFadden
@_____C all parents, everywhere, hate all kids shows.
@_____C I think you may have missed that this is sanity-preserving self-mockery :)
@bdomenech @0x17h come to my neighborhood in MA. Saris and hijabs everywhere. Would love to raise a child here.
@m1sp @aeleruil ps wrote a piece I didn't show you where Shanlar is like "dude Solornel, you're self-aware of your mortality? Rashk is evil"
@m1sp @aeleruil I don't wanna anyway! http://t.co/p0Dh1sud9t
@m1sp @aeleruil me?! What did *I* do?!
@m1sp @aeleruil you confessed the SAME THING to me, more specifically, that your definition of cute was too mainstream, and you were ashamed
RT @JillFilipovic: A reminder that two Texas counties have maternal mortality rates that rank them between Somalia & Sierra Leone. #prolife…
@XTreeki @xkeepah high fives all around, it only gets better from here, the point where you decide to reevaluate critically.
@i0n1c I’d RT this with honors… IF I COULD
I just discovered this excellent blog column. http://t.co/DuXbABA6Mv
RT @slashdot: Aussie Telco Telstra Agreed To Spy For America http://t.co/65Pk7XFBEd
@strcpy @mdowd I have seen the man, this is exactly what he looked like.
Making infosec a better industry, one kawaii at a time
@mdowd @strcpy I *said*, needs more kawaii http://t.co/OkTRCNrv7s
@mdowd @strcpy needs more kawaii
@hypatiadotca but but the cannibals will get me. At least that’s what I heard happens to sweet innocent Americans abroad
@JackLScanlan I’m pretty sure the sort of people who dislike evolutionary biology aren’t aware of evopsych’s problems.
I wish I could give Malala a hug
@KairuByte information agency? That extra A matters a lot ;)
RT @estr4ng3d: Happy birthday, Malala! You're 16 and you've already changed the world. http://t.co/R5kZInPYGx
RT @ggreenwald: Carney said today Clapper "explained himself" about having lied to Congress, so that settles that. Does that work for all c…
@hypatiadotca aww…
RT @oh_rodr: Twitter, Inc. is looking for: Senior Network Security Engineer http://t.co/mFIGMSdb3m #job
@kaepora can you hear mine from Boston
RT @s7ephen: FaceDancer (http://t.co/6eG1dWQl63) screenshot. repeatable and intentional ;-) (cc @sergeybratus @travisgoodspeed) http://t.co…
@inversephase there’s a dunkin donuts right here by my house
@ra6bit they should hook up. Romantically.
@tenfootfangs well, then let me note that the games are HU-UUUUUU-UUGE, the most successful world building of which I am aware.
@nasko tweetbot remembers where you left off (it does scroll up, but, you’re still reading old to new.)
@tenfootfangs “still”? Is Skyrim a shallow well, that one tastes but once and it runs dry? I haven’t even exhausted Morrowind yet.
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"Only once he was alone did he light his lantern." "Did you mean: lit?" No google autocorrect, you are bad and you should feel bad
Airplane crash? Better make racially-tinted puns, that'll fix it. http://t.co/kcmp7kEXeb
@Casiusss I assume so!
@m1sp good morning, sweet prince :p
Protip: if you're gonna use manga reaction pics, try to make it not obvious you clipped them all out of hentai
A dude just hung down from the roof in front of my window with a chainsaw revving. GEEZ HI HELLO #RoofRepairSaga
@Mordicant yeah, but not a medieval western Europe setting, that's been DONE.
@Mordicant and perhaps I am arrogant, but I think I know how to work the young media machine, on twitter, tumblr, etc, for Many Fans :D
RT @pithycomments: THIS is happening in the US. TODAY MT @SaraLang: Looking for a source on #tampongate? @HuffingtonPost's got your back ht…
@Mordicant I think I'm aiming for 60k for the first book.
@Mordicant the characters, characters who I know so well as brothers and sisters.
@Mordicant this story has been boiling in my heart for many years, arranged and rearranged and changed but the constant is not the plot but
@Mordicant it comes in fits and bursts a few thousand at a time.
Current novel wordcount: 40,598. By the definition of Science Fiction and Fantasy Writers of America, that's officially novel-length.
@spacerog yeah, they are new, and REALLY GOOD.
@1BlackICE1 Parsee: the blonde Persian Japanese bridge monster. Sure, green eyes, why not.
Why is jealousy said to be green-eyed? Having good, colorful eyes is something to *be* jealous of.
@d2acc1 it is a chocolate peanut butter one
I've listened to so much vocaloid music that synthesized Japanese sounds more natural to me than organically spoken Japanese.
@inversephase from reddit specifically? :<
There are people on my roof and they are tearing off my roof I'm glad I got the memo from my landlady or I'd be pretty freaked out right now
@Myriachan @rikardlang also, forgot to mention yesterday both my NESs are NES 2s that don't have that connector.
@Myriachan unfortunately, "how do I get this info to someone who both can do something and will" is an Unsolved Problem, case by case
@Myriachan fff, I somehow missed this yesterday. You sent me an email I haven't answered too...
@chbidmead @Falkvinge ie I don't test it, I make it so.
A chiptune - two square waves and one triangle wave - under the proverbial microscope http://t.co/NGba41wUnl
@chbidmead @Falkvinge by using my own layers of encryption, and by prosecuting the government when they're caught spying illegally.
Let's ask this artist from 1893 how "gif" is pronounced http://t.co/SMKzJMWjHW
@chbidmead @Falkvinge I'm a professional security researcher. My every *breath* is making the noise not so empty, good sir.
@Kufat in a bit
Random numbers: finicky http://t.co/aHLSlZsLOG
The landlady's roofing guys decided to park their truck squarely across my front steps. Like, if my door swung outwards, it'd hit them.
@basedwhale yes, so this outrage might stand after all.
Hey whoever thinks "abadidea" is their reddit username: no pretty sure it's mine, stop sending me password reset mails kthx
Peanut butter pop-tarts come six to a box instead of eight. This outrage shall not stand
@chbidmead @Falkvinge that never stopped me from demanding anything I feel I deserve
Also, I shall immediately adopt the term “born offline” to describe the vast chasm crossed only, so far as I know, by @jack_daniel
The fallacy of “you use Facebook so you shouldn’t expect any privacy” http://t.co/np2DEtahqg
@inversephase o/
@jack_daniel all out of fuzzy pink bras?
@WeldPond you know none of that works for an intelligent child :)
RT @taffer: Rammstein does some coding: https://t.co/1YLQGcKKn2 via @twMaize
@m1sp true story: I use the word “convocation” so much because I attended one every morning for four years in high school
@m1sp I just woke up…
RT @swb1192: NSA gif, Pixar-style. http://t.co/Y86E06IExX  cc @aral
@m1sp your new avatar is very you
Amazon browser extension: catastrophically vulnerable tracking code http://t.co/r04HneHwlu
RT @jedisct1: OMG. RT @DefuseSec: This is the worst crypto I've ever seen. http://t.co/iXzMETUWpO #php #cryptofails
Holy moley, someone actually posted half a million dollars for the Facebook not-terrorist kid http://t.co/ZIsVsP4Q3n
It's so cute when a married couple's chat icons go idle at the same time
@jesster_king I got the 64GB and I think about 30GB was free. Ended up compressing the drive, as it has little performance impact.
Google Drive has quit: Reason: PRIMARY KEY must be unique   Oh goody goody good, my data feels so safe.
@jesster_king I paid $850 I think, $1000 must be with all the SSD fixings
@jesster_king http://t.co/IeifsKJ34C
@m1sp miiispyyy where did you go I just wrote a whole part where the perspective character is 10yo Eodar
@judsontwit pp-mck MML compiler. Tracker GUIs are the devil's work!
@McGrewSecurity @abby_ebooks I deny everything
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@rikardlang <3 some of them are pretty old and hit some sour notes, but I think I am improving :)
@clerian I absolutely only use the Real True Channels, all expansions are blasphemy
@clerian I use the pp-mck MML compiler
Apparently my Very Special Gift is writing chiptunes that are mistaken for FM chips instead of the plain Nintendo chip. Keep hearing so.
@rikardlang (there's also a few songs in that soundcloud with soundfont cellos and oboes, I trust you can distinguish.)
@rikardlang there's about 24 of them in that there soundcloud :) they are all plain 2A03, no expansion. Two squares, triangle, static
@rikardlang it's the 2A03 <3 Emulated, because getting the sound off my old TV is A Lot Of Work.
It went away after I gave up and rebooted - airplane mode didn't fix it. But I guess that means it wasn't the feds, and that's BORING.
@Kufat ah, good/not good, I can still get messages even though my phone is convinced it's in la la land.
@Kufat kindly text me over real true SMS and let me know when you have. Debugging.
Apparently 108 is sometimes used by spoofers. Why would my phone be presenting a spoofed number as its own to me :/
@meursalt the emulator I use is Audio Overload
@meursalt I have the powerpak, but that's a lot of work to get the sound off my only compatible TV
Uh... so my phone is self-reporting that its number is in the 108 area code, which I don't even think is real.
I think I found their secret base http://t.co/8jTmS53jTk
I wrote another chiptune, or rather, fixed up and finished one I started last year. https://t.co/D2htI6ZsMZ
It's always the side projects with attack surface that get you owned. https://t.co/JiLPGSGFMb
@m1sp and as an aside, note that all the women on the right-hand side have curly hair, and so does Chakori.
@m1sp what have I done http://t.co/qSrU6X6pLw
@michaelminella some of us prefer to live with fewer failure modes :)
@SamusAranX D': D': D': D':
@SamusAranX FYI your avatar freaks me out. The way he smiles. Never stops smiling. Everyone is h a p p y  i n  A n i m a l  C r o s s i n g
My mouse is on the right, the cable goes left, wraps around keyboard tray, comes back, plugs in on right. Who wired this?! --- oh. Me.
@blowdart the "halfway" part was incidental. I mean as opposed to, like, the first time I heard of these problems, when I was twelve.
@Kufat https://t.co/sjRSTTlqun
@chosafine emphasis on the 2013 :)
Why did it take Microsoft until halfway through 2013 to formally decide to do something about its family problems
“Giving teammate bunny ears in class photo”, 1922. http://t.co/njXfThhpxJ
@savagejen @no_structure the universe ends, is reborn, and the next iteration finds out about your weird fetish.
@leighhollowell ;-;
@vogon I don’t think it will actually change anything. They’ll still show up, and it will still be in lower numbers because sequester.z
RT @atheistium: Just a daily reminder on why so many of us talk about sexism in the games industry and community http://t.co/S0U3lg68sc
@savagejen DID YOU KNOW “MELISSA” MEANS BEEEEEES
Buying a queen bee is $25… buying a queen bee plus literally thousands of bees bees bees is as little as $55.
A very long, wandering, and interesting post on mobile memory management http://t.co/HNra7OtA7K
@Kufat yes, I am unprepared to comment at this time
I’d comment on the Defcon/feds thing, but the site seems to *still* be down.
RT @afreak: Cat is out of the bag! Announcing a beta release of CanaryPW! (https://t.co/om03vAo88Z) - More details here: http://t.co/fo4EMR…
@m1sp ... or at least, that would be the implication in the interpretation of Clarion, which Rashk mostly shares.
@m1sp but anyway, it's a two-edged sword. It might not be Solornel! But that would imply someone kills Solornel while Rashk yet lives...
@m1sp I believe the word you're looking for is foolhardy
@m1sp do you know how many hundreds of times I threatened to drown the computer science lab in my future husband's blood for some offense
@SMBCComics err, has the random comic button always been so... deterministic?
@m1sp in summary: you wanna play the vague prophecy game? We'll play the vague prophecy game. http://t.co/FUny2706mG
@m1sp of course not! I changed the exact time and reason Clarion decided to aspect him.
@m1sp tweaking Solornel's early story to make it cruel in ways I'm surprised I didn't think of sooner. :3
@iain_chalmers well, they didn't kill Al Capone...
@tapbot_paul someone proud of what they did
@DrPizza @blowdart yeah, I'm just saying, the root of the groupies is his friends instinctively sticking up for him on social media
@blowdart to all appearances, he was a dead normal college kid. Dead normal college kids have friends.
He's accused of 17 capital crimes. There's five dead, and I can't even begin to think of twelve other kinds of capital crimes.
@mleveck I just assume terrorists to have pride and admit they did it (and the evidence he was involved really is quite large)
I must admit I am a bit baffled that Tsarnaev the Younger is pleading innocent on all counts. Did his conveniently dead brother coerce him?
RT @TheOnion: Dzhokar Tsarnaev Rushes Out Of Summer Class To Make Court Hearing http://t.co/tmACylWcEQ
@Chispshot @AmyLukima also, I don’t recommend ending suggestions to women with “honey”
@Chispshot @AmyLukima you know “coworking space” implies she probably has no idea who this person is right
RT @egyp7: WTF?  "The webpage at chrome://config/ might be temporarily down or it may have moved permanently to a new web address."
RT @AmyLukima: Guy in my co-working space is loudly talking about how he immediately deletes applications from women. Yay tech!
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@m1sp Rashk, in his 50s http://t.co/dNO19RFngk
Oh good, my iPad connected to “attwifi” in this hotel without asking me. I’m sure there’s 0% chance it’s a rogue access point
The door opens. "Hello sweetheart," I say. "Hello," says a voice too high to be his. I turn. It's Coworker George. Does that make us married
@katzmandu @bdunbar @yesjrk when I make fun of anonymous people, you're not supposed to go and humanize them!
I have been given this screenshot of a now-deleted blogpost in which NASA reveals their admins have no freaking clue http://t.co/I8sQVKENnb
I know almost nothing about DNS and I just manually set up a WWW cname record in literally five seconds. Govt DNS admins, wat r u doin
@grp 404
@vogon ..... my maiden name is Elliott. My parents, thankfully, did NOT give me a middle name that is also a last name AND a boy's name.
@grp I just set it up on http://t.co/cpqQzwiaPU in under five seconds.
@grp too expensive? Their DNS providers are taking them for a ride, it's a line in a config file.
Whenever the town sends us correspondence, they put my middle name on my stuff but no middle name on my husband's. What's with that
G+ is the ravenous beast which consumes APIs. G+ devours all. http://t.co/GnAfhGCPda
RT @deviousdrdave: @0xabad1dea You could play bullshit bingo http://t.co/nb5W6pfFhn
Blue dot problem solved, but now this banner is stuck over my tweet button. http://t.co/SG7Dz9eGVe
@zoevkl what is your avatar from?
You say mandatory company meeting, I hear two hours to work on my sketchbook
@lebijouambre @iShark5060 @MaxBlumenthal your absolute faith that he'd get off the hook if he was innocent is heartening.
@lebijouambre @iShark5060 @MaxBlumenthal if you think a sarcastic joke against no-one in particular is a real and actionable threat...
The blue dot is fixed, I take all credit
But Cyndi, all my best experiences in life came from meeting strangers on the internet and not telling my parents http://t.co/yT064L1lXK
@Myriachan direct message
.@chriseng I mean it's corny, cheesy, and an assortment of other words to describe things that look silly, not that it's bad per se.
@Xaosopher by silence on the DM wire
If you google "nsa kids" to find that ridiculous website, and click the first result... http://t.co/22DiIPjgmz
@Xaosopher my hordes are disappointing me, so far.
As such, there is a moratorium on sending me DMs until such time as blue dots learn where they belong
I'm so glad read status of DMs is serverside now! Too bad it's currently 100% broken and none of these blue dots will go away for any reason
Someone did the work I was too lazy to and double-checked that @NSApubrel is in fact a parody ;) http://t.co/MYJxRI8ryy
@MalwareJake I’m just reading it…
.@_yossi_ no, there’s a separate fax number. No-one old enough to know what a fax is would confuse a fax and a phone number :)
On NSA website: “Phone number for verification of employment: … All requests must be submitted in writing”
@Kronos666_ @NSApubrel getting verified is actually a pretty opaque and arbitrary process
But the number of government websites that fail to resolve if you omit the “www” from their domain name is astounding.
I genuinely cannot tell if @NSApubrel is a real account or a very in-character joke.
RT @NSApubrel: "Does anyone think about the children?" - Yes, we do: http://t.co/D3yDRpuHZ1 #cryptokids
RT @chort0: Again, not particularly fond of Greenwald, but making up obviously disprovable lies only strengthens his case: http://t.co/8S4H…
@hellNbak_ @WeldPond if by companies you mean large corporations.
RT @dangoodin001: Documents Reveal How the NSA Cracked the CIA's Kryptos Sculpture Years Before the CIA: http://t.co/MsvJQQdW35 by @KimZett…
Whoever is in charge of the Windows App Store needs a wake-up slap http://t.co/RjQun3zQnz
RT @kivikakk: '{"stat":"fail", "code":100, "message":"Invalid API Key (Key not found)"}' -- from flickr's own website using its own API. uh…
@edyong209 @InkfishEP @JackLScanlan we were so wrong… it’s not humans who have souls, it’s worms.
RT @edyong209: WTF? Decapitated Worms Regrow Heads with Memories Still Inside http://t.co/rQOFhMRXb7 HT @InkfishEP
@JackLScanlan you have a sick fetish for convoluted puns
RT @botherder: If the disk is smaller than 50GB, this malware prints "Yeah, right, maybe 5 years ago" and quits https://t.co/dR7WvOlMaq
Siri is in on it… keeps transcribing NSA as NASA.
RT @ashedryden: This is why I have panic attacks about answering emails. #tw http://t.co/t7slhCTTSS
There shall be no tumultuous petitioning in this house http://t.co/TfjvwHme6V
@m1sp btw the sigil of the Republic is now boars as makes sense. Here's Ismyrn and Luzcrezo. http://t.co/fBvbl4lH8T
@m1sp Mispy, if they can't have potatoes because that's new world, they darn well can't have sugar gliders!
@Mordicant House Cuttlefish, led by Fell Lord @pzmyers
@meangrape Ancient and Moste Noble House of Goatse
It's really hard to write fictional royal houses and avoid all mention of wolves (dire or otherwise), dragons, and other such "taken" sigils
@marshray @WeldPond dang man I live in Massachusetts and there are three air conditioning units in my townhouse. Go on strike
@WeldPond should we pay Microsoft royalties every time you can see someone using Windows on camera? :p
@WeldPond a violin can play any genre of music; a match between two players can take on any timbre. It contains rules, but not the outcome.
@WeldPond not to the degree that no two Smash Bros matches are anything at all alike
@WeldPond a game is not sheet music, it is a medium. The experience follows the gamer's direction.
Every time I link a wikipedia article to @m1sp, a long silence follows. I'm pretty sure he's becoming the seed of the singularity
(yes, I am saying playing a game is a type of performance art; and it's not a set, prearranged performance copyrighted by some old fogey.)
Also saying one needs permission to broadcast a live play of a game is not unlike the inventor of violins demanding permission to play one
Some people are telling me they reversed the decision (but I can't get links to load). Sounds like a classic legal department PR bungle
@SwooshyCueb it's not loading...
"We really hate fans and we especially hate it when old games get new fans" - @Nintendo
RT @Kotaku: Nintendo blocks top fighting game tournament from streaming Smash Bros http://t.co/KXPBKuly9M (Fans had raised $95k to get game…
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@m1sp is Tsovinar... smiling?! http://t.co/lLuveTx2eO
The Linux password and Windows password on this old machine are different. I don't remember being that paranoid
Could whoever had me pwned in 2011 DM me my Linux login from about then ?
@m1sp *draws an awesome pterosaur* *realizes she has made the same error as most dragon artists and given it six limbs*
@sam82490 ....... how would it do that? Its level would be below the mountain peaks then, that's the point.
@sam82490 because it won't tunnel through rock
@sam82490 @Kufat right, and the segment where the drain is would empty completely and the rest would stabilize behind their mountains.
@m1sp she gets a lot of use out of one simple word. http://t.co/S8tsCOpa0i
I am technically Dutch and I 100% approve of this plan. http://t.co/1ALnNQNnWT / h/t @Kufat
Lens flare ! https://t.co/jFJIAOLyIn
@hokazenoflames no, it was CS crushing their dream of robot maids
RT @gollmann: Root SSH Key Compromised in Emergency Alerting Systems | http://t.co/mSUqGiHSBu http://t.co/OhmRxQpAGA
@WeldPond eww…
@pewpewarrows @alertnewengland http://t.co/gznnZfpzzA we solved it!
RT @alertnewengland: "Another driver with two eyes...why do we even have a spot for this on tickets?" http://t.co/X6zplM4axA
@m1sp today’s script: in a kind of manga-ish twist, Barsamin realizes Luzcrezo’s girlfriend-in-Canada-type is a bajillionaire
For some reason, the philosophy professors at my university thought it’d be cool to have a Philosophy vs CS debate on AI. Poor souls.
@JastrzebskiJ …. I just realized I have not even seen you in weeks
@natashenka at my uni, we had an AI debate: comp sci vs. philosophy departments. I think the philosophy students cried afterwards.
@thegrugq @snare easy: I don’t drink. But I guess that makes my seemingly drunken antics even worse…
RT @feeniks: Jeeez Microsoft Even though we are all aware of Prism isn't this taking things a bit too brazenly? http://t.co/vmTJlYvPjz
RT @pof: to everyone saying I spoiled @BlueboxSec BH's talk, that's not true: details were already public, see https://t.co/x66eQrQkSO
@strngwys @kvegh I was there a few times during my childhood, but not continually.
Cats and dogs unified by a love of human cosplay, attending furless conventions. The most passionate go shaved in everyday life.
@JackLScanlan I’m a failed European :(
RT @mattblaze: Given how almost cheerful Torontonians look under horrendous flooding, it's clear I'd never qualifiy to be Canadian. http://…
RT @dijkstracula: HN got it right. Twitter's actually a single-threaded select() loop running on a Mac Mini underneath a desk.  Don't tell …
RT @edyson: First time I've spotted a #drone warning - near Court  Square in Queens. How many to come? http://t.co/nGs5MmXzfM
@nrr perhaps, like me, they live in terror of their electronics being among the mountain of electronics stolen by baggage workers…
@apiary I can at least say I’ve never heard of a corrupt firefighter. That job is pretty hard to do wrong.
RT @timdenee: This little comic about Batman the Hoarder is pretty great. http://t.co/ofxyn8mJTj
RT @marshray: I wonder if these folks criticizing #Snowden for stuff he said pseudonymously on forums when he was 20 realize they're provin…
@meursalt trying to build apache
"WARNING: error: bla bla bla"  These words have meanings in programming, computer. Incompatible. meanings.
@m1sp in particular, I'm doing another iteration of adjusting the dialogue of minor characters to be more in-character
@m1sp I JUST WANT MY BABY TO BE PERFECT also it needs a few adjustments to keep the canons aligned
@m1sp also I am editing the heck out of the poor manuscript tonight
@m1sp definitely. Only a very professional internet thief would be able to steal your internets.
RT @m1sp: @0xabad1dea http://t.co/UJOxr2wFwU This is how you protect the internets right
@m1sp I just had a fit that "Kushan" is etymologically disconnected from the rest of the lore and replaced it with "Tarimin"
.@0x17h @stillchip a means of registering I didn't even know existed, and clearly introduced an alternate codepath /cc twitter engineers :p
@0x17h how did you find this
RT @0x17h: @0xabad1dea try to go to this user's main page https://t.co/nGabnFtUW7
I'm listening to two big tough men loudly trade braiding tips for the sake of their small daughters
I went to a local restaurant and the waitress asked me if my tumblr blog was still popular. She knows too much !
@WhiteMageSlave if you search for capacitive stylus on amazon it's a completely generic brand
@m1sp I hope I sound like I know about swords http://t.co/1T4qvemBcj
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@m1sp he is definitely the best Occidental http://t.co/rMx8L6aQu2
@m1sp look at Barsamin you can see his NECK and he’s SMILING for an emotion other than awkwardness he’s all grown up
@m1sp look who it is!! http://t.co/Q3ItC926el
@window !!
@m1sp it’s almost as if a faintly remembered event was interpreted by all parties in a way that appealed to their culture!
@nickdepetrillo @fredowsley ewww, you were camming right next to me?!
Oh my gods. The twitter goddess is real. She has granted our prayers for server-side tracking of which DMs we have read
RT @raffi: we've solved the hardest problem in CS! "Direct messages now sync across all your devices." https://t.co/X8k1NGXxMe
@m1sp :( http://t.co/2mNqeKSKX8
@m1sp in one of my books of poems, there’s one that’s just straight up “who is the tempter, who is evil and corrupt? Women.”
@m1sp there's an entire section labeled anti-feminine http://t.co/mQJYAzY9Mc
@m1sp http://t.co/9vU7GOzmA6
*looking out window* "Your husband seems to be outside. I assume he is lost." - @fredowsley
@thegrugq Twitter web interface has decided to auto-prepend new tweets with @thegrugq okay Twitter I know I talk to him but not THAT much
@thegrugq but I haven't gotten an email! I even actually checked my email.
@thegmanehack I heard a lot of people recommend them when godaddy was being godaddyish, and they support unicode domains
@fredowsley @thegrugq … I’ll allow it.
RT @chriseng: I dislike how The Guardian is milking the Snowden story, trickling out in bits (e.g. waiting a month to post Part 2 of June 6…
@MarkKriegsman I swear I just saw like, 30 to 2 in the big glass room
@apiary emphasis on relatively
This seems like a relatively gender-balanced workplace until I see a meeting of the big people up top.
@rbf_ um…. I never said it was
@rbf_ um… that’s still sovereign. They didn’t become a colony or a province of some other place.
@dinodaizovi @dguido is this… a problem y’all have been having, gentlemen?
@rbf_ I meant Japan the sovereign country, with an imperial throne.
@rbf_ I’m just saying, that I believe the Japanese would agree with me that Japan has been Japan for A Very Long Time.
Orwell accused Wells of having some violent agenda against horses… but it was Orwell who sent them to the glue factory :’(
@rbf_ you seem to assume I will defend with vigor every date listed on some http://t.co/UrOpiLliRu page
@rbf_ there was the Shogunate phase too. But there was still an Emperor then too.
@rbf_ there’s still an Emperor. They added representative government, but there’s still an Emperor.
And yes, it turns out defining the starting moment of a country is undecidable in the general case. I know.
@rbf_ Japan’s imperial line is unbroken. That one I will grant being quite ancient.
RT @_FloridaMan: Florida Man Falls Asleep On Couch In The Middle Of Burglary; Found Next Morning By Homeowner | http://t.co/ByZXU71Ou0
@0x6D6172696F sir I like the way you think
@innismir I’d personally consider that whole revolution thing to be starting over, but I guess they reckon it as just a reform…
RT @jbrodkin: Noticing any slow/buffering/non-functional YouTube videos? Send me links if so, doing some YouTube performance testing.
I don’t think there is anything quite so unsettling as the receding timestamps on the online activity of the newly dead.
@drewtoothpaste @vogon oh my gawd is that a PEAR? My life’s ambition is to eat a pear, of which hundreds grow in this town.
RT @ioerror: Pro-tip: if you want me to do a Skype interview about #Snowden, I'm not even going to reply to your email.
@randyknobloch @DrPizza “Misty Shock” is definitely a stripper supervillain name. And I say that as someone called Misty in high school…
The average age of today’s governments is younger than you think, except Japan really skews the average. http://t.co/VQ6U3B3Aai
@octal @thegrugq I definitely mind the intel a mite more
@snare Mr. Dawkins is plenty smart as long as you realize his erudite tower reaches into the clouds…
@wwwtxt this is a definition of car fax with which I was previously unfamiliar !
@DrPizza they seem to have some sort of single vendor deal going though… wonder how steep the discounts are.
RT @DrPizza: I want to work for Contoso corp. They are consistent early adopters for shiny new tech.
RT @nicktail: Nintendo managed to not notice a month-long brute force attack... http://t.co/lFiKSLO199
In this RT: I can’t make this stuff up.
RT @whitehouse: Obama: "We’ve made huge swaths of your government more efficient, more transparent, and more accountable than ever before."…
@Jodzio yes, I got a fellow woman pregnant, I’m just that hot.
@octal @thegrugq except for the way this guy’s happy go lucky one-way signing implicates a bunch of people together
I think the Starbucks lady thinks I'm Coworker George's other woman. And his wife is pregnant.
@m1sp also, Houri has a lot more of it, but she’s still in harmless nascent sidekick stage
@m1sp I think the GoT way of putting this would be waking the eagle
@kivikakk so… is that your name now, Amelias, in the plural ?
@puellavulnerata btw your key-signing fan is easy to find on twitter, if you haven’t checked. Must be him, timeline is very leak-centric
The key problem with PGP is that the web of trust can have one-way nodes inserted nilly-willy. http://t.co/OZJqgCiXUE oh and metadata leaks
@Viss and the only reason I’m not on that list is I forgot to sign @puellavulnerata’s key because my local installation was broke…
@gsuberland I suspect someone may have been trying too hard to make fun of “there’s no such thing as rape”
@iShark5060 @MaxBlumenthal oh yeah I complain. I complain a lot. But I’d never think “I should call the cops and hope he rots in jail!”
@rantyben get your mind out of that gutter !
@iShark5060 @MaxBlumenthal sounds like a good way to become too frightened to say much of anything
@iShark5060 @MaxBlumenthal what did we learn?  You go to jail for pre-crime.
@m1sp last one tonight I swear http://t.co/EMUg1HTPha
@thegmanehack but it’s at http://t.co/1FUyPttxdD if you want to ping it gently :p
@thegmanehack I’ve been using it as a general Linux, even ran dwarf fortress over ssh
@thegmanehack I bumped up the ram to 1GB I think…
@thegmanehack I’m quite satisfied, and it’s speedy from most of the world, it’s like, two hops from Amsterdam…
RT @MikeTaylor: Not sure whether to laugh or cry at: How many historians does it take to change a light bulb? (with peer-review): http://t.…
@m1sp the perfect excuse to draw Bars with his hair down! http://t.co/Z9Lxa9CJXZ
@m1sp writing dialogue for clever little girls is my one true joy in life http://t.co/WUyknME8wg
@puellavulnerata curse you autocorrect
@puellavulnerata stop repressing their /user/lib/ERTY
RT @tab2space: I’m sure they were just plumbers. http://t.co/Wt8bSCGzTr
@nickdepetrillo … this picture is definitely better. If you were wondering.
@homakov the state-run lotteries are considered by some people to be one of the worst things the US government does…
@homakov it’s a lottery if you buy numbered tickets, and they draw the winning number, who gets the money.
@misuzulive yaaaaay
RT @MaxBlumenthal: 19-year-old kid jailed for a sarcastic comment on Facebook. Now he's on suicide watch. Who's next? http://t.co/xTmXgGFqz…
@Viss ohhh baby your signal’s so cleeeaaaan
@DrPizza they are almost all from cargo trucks, out all day every day in the summer heat
@m1sp Should rename the book "teenagers generating international incidents" http://t.co/sMiDAJYbPB
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@m1sp one of these people is not cut out for intrigues. http://t.co/jlvJKy85yu
@m1sp then be a good friend and star my drawings :p
@m1sp arai arai! http://t.co/kSnwvVDzg6
@m1sp *poke* chats?
@m1sp and that's why Hayr resolves he'd sooner throw himself off a mountain than join a camp.
@m1sp a bit deliberate! The boy shirking off arranged marriage is their cultural archetype rebel
@m1sp no, no, Kandakari and Arakel have two different aspects, only one of which remains in Tokhar. The aspect of truth drifts.
@m1sp anyway if you still have the link I've been expanding the lore book
@ibutsu @m1sp Petragon, named for its stonework, is one of my fictional countries - the token white people.
@m1sp I think that anyone in Petragon too old for fairy tales would say that the story is greatly exaggerated. It's just *Antaram.*
@Kufat this is your notice that I have bailed
I had a dream that I came upon a rural homestead, abandoned. One word hurriedly carved into the snowdrifts: "UNIX"
@marshray pretty sure that only helped software piracy…
RT @RealTimeWWII: Col. Amilakvar wears dress uniform (no helmet) in battle: "When one risks meeting God, one must be properly dressed." htt…
@marshray privateer has a nice roguish ring to it…
Incidentally, “illegal x: don’t do it because of punishment z” is possibly the most circular argument I have ever seen seriously used.
RT @awallens: I asked Siri: When is my next appointment with Beth?" She said, "I don't see any appointments with Death!" Um, good to know! …
@CyborgCode there is no trick. It’s a completely false dichotomy that a woman can be attractive OR she can pursue job skills.
@CyborgCode the fact that you think so means you have bought in to patriarchal ideology :(
RT @dhh: Thousands of spies and billions of equipment will find a way to justify itself by inventing new enemies far beyond their original …
“Illegal gambling: it isn’t worth the risk. Because we’ll set you up then murder you over two thousand dollars.” http://t.co/ALzN98LpGC
RT @maradydd: This is the only 3rd Amendment claim I've ever seen in my life. Are they working backward? http://t.co/0zrlq6nrFj
@DrPizza and the reason they’re not only still open, but USA is spending a fortune on an entirely new facility in Germany, etc ?
You do realize I know all the reasons and I’m making an observation that we are imperialistic right
@DarrenPMeyer I know a country called France who would object to that assertion…
@Sonikku_a and we’re so worried about Germany? :)
@HersonHN the country
I’ve always thought it strange that America has military bases in Europe but Europe doesn’t have any in America.
@hemantmehta ohh, that explains why everyone I ever knew is dead !
RT @chriseng: On Android, Google replaced the Talk app with the Hangouts app, but in alphabetical view, the Hangouts icon still shows up wi…
RT @MadSagamoreBrdg: Don't worry, I know there was a power outage but I don't run on electricity. I run on the frustration of people stuck …
RT @suigenerisjen: Anyone who isn't outraged by this isn't awake http://t.co/1xkdUssEgA
RT @zoeimogen: I'm told I do not have eldest daughter's school report because the apostrophe in our surname broke the school computer syste…
RT @20000TinyJars: if you see someone staring into space dont bother them bc theyve just leveled up and are allocating stats & skills and w…
@rgov someone mentioned that it has a high number of users in Certain Countries.
@m1sp http://t.co/hEBiix4XAH
@QuantumG dang... that's actually... a really good price, aside from the fact that it'd be a cruel prank
@innismir thank gods it wasn't actually the one with the blue light. It's better and they stopped making them.
I seem to have finally succeeded in frying one of the $10 dongles. A moment of silence…
@theROPfather though of course there’s a lot of perfectly fine music which imitates it in broad terms with the blips and the bloops :)
@theROPfather if someone doesn’t mention what model chip the song is for, it’s probably not a chiptune proper.
@theROPfather it has the very specific meaning of being produced by a programmatically manipulated synthesizer chip
There should be audio attached to hear satanic!Miku... https://t.co/lNaz2ksvK8
When I started the Eve client, it broke OSX's sound somehow so that it's only playing lower components. Hatsune Miku sounds... satanic
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@scottmarkwell based on the frequency I suspect it’s related to the lower touchscreen initializing.
@Kim_Bruning @blowdart I don’t like it. The style grates on my nerves.
Watch out world! I now know the exact frequency to scan to detect a Nintendo 3DS boot sequence. No secret is safe!
“… I can’t pick up any FM stations. They’re all static!” … *unplugs the entirely powered off Terrible Laptop from charger* “There they are!”
@stiabhang no and not yet
There is a checkerboard pattern on a subset of the LCD I'm tempesting. I'm so close I can taste it. http://t.co/N4oDNWs7RL
@DarrenPMeyer it wouldn't be a problem if my algorithm actually worked, but I'm stuck in the tweak-and-rerun loop :p
(I'm actually only processing an array of ten million things, but it can only possibly be more true of a billion. Especially with 8GB ram.)
It takes far too long to cast an array of a billion things to a billion other things in Python #firstworldscienceproblems
@blowdart I think I was twelve the last time I actually went to a fanfiction site to read fanfiction.
@The1TrueSean I'm telling @WhiteMageSlave all about what a meanie you are
@The1TrueSean @WhiteMageSlave I can't tell if you don't know you're being made fun of
@The1TrueSean @WhiteMageSlave my asquib what?
@WhiteMageSlave TECHNOMAGE
@WhiteMageSlave NO I AM NOT A MUGGLE I AM NOT I AM NOT I AM NOOOOOOOOT
@WhiteMageSlave I was in Salem not two nights ago and I didn't meet any witches :(
#fanfictiontaughtme you can get your Hogwarts letter even if you're American!... ... ... I was a lonely child
@ScratchFreedom @MyLittleDroney I’m not adverse to it but I’ve only seen like one episode ;) the pinkie pie is a good luck talisman I guess!
. @MyLittleDroney , my little droney, death from the skies, it’ll be a surprise ! http://t.co/F8ehhhJlPT
@Myriachan ha, they’d never give me one no matter how nicely I asked, I bet :)
@savagejen @th3j35t3r as usual, he seems upset there are countries other than America which get up to country-ish activities occasionally
I dream of the weirdest tech- like an electronic pink diary with a hash breaker feature for breaking into other diaries
Gah I can't escape the surveillance !! http://t.co/nR1SATU4XO
@snare if those are my only choices, I’ll take fight
RT @jzy: Outside graphic isn't as good as it used to be. http://t.co/TrhErGu2c1
Wait, did the US seriously send Venezuela an extradition request after they’d already offered asylum? Horse, barn, and the barn is on fire
RT @scanlime: The Zynga mistake reminds me of back when I managed to register "mailer-daemon@aol.com"... http://t.co/W7tjJeKIUG
@apiary hot
RT @kevinmitnick: WOW! Venezuela President offered Snowden asylum. USA shouldn't have messed with the President of Boliva's flight. http://…
@DrPizza DH complains of the same thing
@m1sp http://t.co/R1iqrNilHG
@nickm_tor *googles*  wtf
@m1sp you disappeared without sharing an opinion ;-;
@Baneki @nickm_tor I know they're alpacas, but that doesn't alliterate !
@nickm_tor llama lovin' http://t.co/48O311OMCy
@JeffCurless @The1TrueSean gods deliver me, he's even worse than the husband I got
I heard Irish music in my house. I came downstairs and my husband was gone but @The1TrueSean was just sitting there like he lives here
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From the dictionary of the ancient Tocharian language http://t.co/ZxU6T4a0NE
Next edition of "abadidea draws angry girls" http://t.co/N6iJ9MMmVd
RT @DoritosOntario: @SaddestTiger What you're feeling is the actual universe. This is existence. A brutal, unrelenting, laborious drudge. P…
RT @AndrewCrow: My #Comcast #Xfinity experience:  Rep: "I see your modem in our system and it's online and fine."  Me: "Really? It's curren…
@m1sp wake uuuuuup I have stuuuuuuff
@tenfootfangs also my stories have snakes as a motif of one of the cultures so yeah.
@zaralynda @azurelunatic mayhaps twitter needs a downvote button...
@tenfootfangs I just wanted to make sure, for purposes of writing a fairy tale, that pythons can measure at least as long as a person.
"google, python length" "the length of a list can be found by..." "google, just this once, python length SNAKE"
@JavaKrypt @pandy92 away from this, actually. Obsession with gender roles is a mark of early stages of human cultures.
(Congress people do not automatically get a *true* clearance but they get a lot more than the normal humans.)
@innismir indeed, they don’t HAVE clearance, but they still have broad access to classified information.
And if you were refused a clearance and then got elected to congress, I don’t think anyone could do anything about that! (Or could they?)
@raudelmil you don’t have to convince them *you deserve a security clearance.* :)
It occurs to me that being elected to congress would be less paperwork than getting a security clearance the conventional way
@blowdart yeah… sigh
People complain about other people who look at phones in public. But they’re a lot less intrusive than newspapers. http://t.co/ZRgJb1hCVb
@BettorOffSingle pff…. Snerk…. Hahahahahahaha this is a good parody account
@IndigoCCS you stole my clever tweet! I’ll report you as spam! (Nah but really, please do.)
@chort0 idg… oh
FOIA requests denied because that would prove they have capabilities they want us to think they don’t, then. https://t.co/89PMfqqpss
RT @aestetix: "Your request is denied because the fact of the existence or non-existence of response records is a .. classified matter."
RT @aestetix: Wow, my FOIA request to the NSA for my phone records was denied. Fuck you, NSA.
RT @KillerMikeGTO: I read this and........"Naw I'm cool" http://t.co/x8fXPG1tvC
@grahamvsworld @innismir need to meet more government contractors then!
RT @TetZoo: Look: holotype of Eocene #lizard Yantarogekko, preserved in Baltic amber. Incredible, c54 million yrs old! #reptiles http://t.c…
@OrwellUpgraded I said don’t use it as a social justice button, not don’t use it as a report spam button o_O
RT @pandy92: There's a website selling wigs for baby girls so they don't get mistaken for baby boys. It starts early. http://t.co/g1fElY7A3a
@nickm_tor there’s a llama one too…
Please don’t use “report as spam” as some kind of social justice button. Even if it’s an abusive account, you’re just being abusive too
@BettorOffSingle … well, I think *everyone* is better off if *you’re* single, yes!
@geekable I want you to know I live next to a Dunkin Donuts and never go.
@SimonZerafa certainly not! There are artists a thousand times better who need the money.
@tangenteroja Salem murdered “witches,” which was basically any woman who was the slightest bit odd.
@m1sp so. much. LORE. http://t.co/JLczROwm3e
@no_structure DON’T MESS WITH THEM. http://t.co/zogXMEbyYF
@GermanCityGirl @The1TrueSean am I the only one who doesn’t understand why an Amazon princess wears the star spangled banner
RT @natashenka: You say my code is self-modifying like it's a bad thing
@matthew_d_green and then every time Amazon's East Coast availability zone goes down we have a global traffic jam
Salem, Massachusetts apparently rejects traffic-sensitive traffic signals as witchcraft
My hobby: seeing how young I can make myself look by making my pupils big http://t.co/sVpRxPENuD
@ra6bit ever hear New World Symphony? Russians got the American music thing NAILED.
@flyhachi probably not, as we already have a cross-country trip coming up... :(
They're playing the 1812 song live and the fireworks are gonna be the cannons eeeee!
Animal Crossing blue-screened. http://t.co/qAaK5qf3nV
My favorite thing is when twitter silently fails to post images over 3G
@tangenteroja though a few hundred years ago I'd have been murdered here
@tangenteroja I'm here. I posted a picture. I just like ships :)
This guy is breaking my heart with reading the Gettysburg Address
My animal crossing town is now open, over 3G, at the beach
Nice town, Salem. http://t.co/uou6hCOkyr
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Going to fireworks … at the beach! 🎆🏄 #America:#TheGoodParts
@grp @comex aw man, evil organizations never try an’ recruit ME…
@kragen because of things related to that, yes
I’ve been angry since literally three minutes after I woke up, so here’s another angry girl #arttherapy http://t.co/GCLcWJB57f
@0x17h sometimes you read too much into things.
@jesster_king they’re apparently not on there.
@0x17h it was never perfect so we should just give up !
@jesster_king to stick it into another thing
@loganb that... makes sense, if you don't say restaurant. Sorry :p
@jrmithdobbs do you know how many THOUSANDS of real-world buffer overflows I've seen with my own eyes at work? Not "perpetuating" jack.
@jrmithdobbs in C/C++, Java, .NET, PHP, etc, pretty much everything except Javascript, which needed manual prodding.
@jrmithdobbs and I note that this entire process was an EXCEPTION to our usual methods; you never hear about our thousands of routine scans.
@jrmithdobbs it uses sound, non-novel algorithms. The bug was not in a novel (homegrown) algorithm, it was in an entropy failure.
Somehow missed this when it came out... really good owning of a Chromebook. http://t.co/hAH4qJDIUw
@THEwmAnderson they save crummy jpegs to the SD card
I don't suppose there's a way to coax Animal Crossing into not saving screenshots at super low quality
I'm *so close* to having a theme going. Anyone have any high-tech things they want to gift me? http://t.co/MwONOdJ5kJ
@bascule and only America could not understand they’re being called barbarians with that statement
Paula, you are a bear. In a video game. You are not “busy until 3:00.” You are wandering around shaking virtual trees
An AI in Animal Crossing just made an appointment with me to hang out at 3pm. And I feel obligated to show up. Ffff.
@ErrataRob @mikko you know, in most legends, the one who wins the impossible dare for a marriage is killed, imprisoned, or tricked out of it
@jrmithdobbs clearly, you’re so privy to our conversations and business contracts that you must be the NSA…
@jrmithdobbs And it was hyped by Not Us, and *at the time* we tried to tone down the hyping of it, because it wasn’t cryptanalysis.
@jrmithdobbs take a stand against WHAT? We did what we do and were honest about what we did.
@jrmithdobbs wow, if it is fraud to not find 100% of all possible bugs after saying we won’t, the whole industry really is screwed.
@jrmithdobbs but it wasn’t up to me, and I’ll get in trouble again if I keep yelling about it :(
@jrmithdobbs if it had been up to me I would have said to refuse the contract because it’s too far off from our core service
@jrmithdobbs did you actually read the report?
I started up Animal Crossing without an SD card and it punished me with three dialog boxes before it told me what was wrong #uirage
.@thecharrr then we shall INVADE Animal Crossing and LIBERATE THEM.
Time to find out if Animal Crossing celebrates America Day I guess
@gsuberland don’t be silly. There’s no such thing as numbers BETWEEN powers of two.
@WarOnPrivacy same here :p but the east coast is quite vertical
@WarOnPrivacy in all fairness, I grew up accustomed to ten-hour car rides at the drop of a hat
Apple Maps, how far to Salisbury beach? “13 hours” Okay, how far to the Salisbury beach IN THIS STATE? “Oh. Forty minutes”
@WarOnPrivacy also, sorry, still pretty small ;)
@WarOnPrivacy but the only person who lives in the western half of Massachusetts is @Paucis__Verbis
Goodness, I keep forgetting how small Massachusetts is… http://t.co/i1UGF1PqHT (also, my, what classy fonts you have!)
@DarthNull @i0n1c I’m pretty sure it’s one of those things where there are more people making fun of dummies than original dummies.
@jcran NSA has added you to list “NSA/watch”
@SimonZerafa ie it’s only a bug BECAUSE the entropy of the result matters in context.
@SimonZerafa go look at any list of common JavaScript errors, calculating the entropy of something won’t be on the list :p
@brinxmat but in the end you must understand the remark was playful. People in England in the 1770s stood up for us to the king
@brinxmat yes, that kind of supports my point ;) the first waves, who did the hardest part, were religious exiles, criminals, etc.
@SimonZerafa in the end the bug comes down to where I always said the bugs would be in JS — the genre of casting errors.
@SimonZerafa we don’t specifically offer JavaScript line-by-line auditing, no. At least not yet.
@SimonZerafa we did a manual penetration test to verify that it behaved as the spec advertised.
@brinxmat ah, back in the old days, we did it with slavery and indentured servitude (which is slavery with a time limit, for Europeans!)
.@j4cob well, I wasn’t on a phone, though perhaps it can’t distinguish between iPhones and iPads reliably…
@brinxmat I don’t think I know many Europeans who immigrated so recently, they’re vastly outnumbered by the Indians and Koreans :)
Anyway @kaepora claims that one-on-one conversations, which is I presume where the most sensitive stuff is, were not affected
@hackerfantastic what! How do you have almost as many as me
Anyway, if anyone wants to have a fight over audits of enciphered felines, I’m totally game as long as we do it where my boss can’t see.
RT @Number10cat: The Home Office is using an online tool that recognises sarcasm. Great work guys... http://t.co/RSw0nU02hC
“Oops, you will need to generate a temporary password on twitter dot com to contine.” Err, why not just text me my login code…?
RT @cryptocatapp: Blog Post — New Critical Vulnerability in Cryptocat: Details and more: https://t.co/Hu7WbKFSqt
RT @Pinboard: Towards the end of his demo, Doug Engelbart skips over some material for lack of time. That's why we don't have hoverboards t…
The little firebrand is stirred to wrath by a bug. The little firebrand has cold water poured over her head and is told to go back to bed
@andreybelenko @chriseng @thegrugq @solardiz @WeldPond and as it pertains to entropy amount, I’d classify that as cryptanalysis.
@andreybelenko @chriseng @thegrugq @solardiz @WeldPond it’s a stupid bug, but looks like more than one smart person didn’t quite catch it.
@solardiz @WeldPond @andreybelenko @thegrugq (yeah, this one was a manual. Our magic engine doesn’t support JavaScript analysis)
@rantyben @chriseng @thegrugq @solardiz @andreybelenko @WeldPond not a comprehensive source audit and certainly not a proper cryptanalysis
@rantyben @chriseng @thegrugq @solardiz @andreybelenko @WeldPond it was a time-limited exterior manual penetration test 1/2
RT @EdwardTufte: An enormous contribution to the art of scaling  by placing object of known size into a graphic.  http://t.co/RrLRStvYvF #d…
@chriseng @thegrugq @solardiz @andreybelenko @WeldPond Namely, that it was using known-good algorithms and such.
@chriseng @thegrugq @solardiz @andreybelenko @WeldPond and we don’t do cryptanalysis. The report enumerates what was checked wrt crypto
@blowdart no actually the last one it’s seriously a tigger word with me for real.
@brinxmat ungrateful? America was built by the people Europe didn’t want!
@blowdart ..... ouch dude, trigger word
@geekable and Thomas Jefferson owned slaves and George Washington probably was mean to someone once.
@geekable spying on someone you are formally at war with is a trifle different from spying on a beloved ally. Even if they're both England.
@CreetureNZ and most of them, including the 4th, very specifically address something they were fed up with.
All the British are sleeping, they can't object.
On a lighter note, Happy IN YOUR FACE ENGLAND Day
Happy Fourth of July America. The Fourth Amendment is one of the things we had to fight a war to have.
RT @zephyrfalcon: @0xabad1dea You should make a game where you throw angry girls at chauvinist pigs :P
Abadidea Boots Up Bootleg Pokemon! http://t.co/5PN7k5J46y tonight: an old man gives me the thing good!
@adamely @supersat yeeeaah... The store detects only the most trivially overt stuff
@xa329 @ra6bit http://t.co/E0tJ2XvZaN
@Disguised99 chemistry, he is from an educated country and he shall have it called *chemistry*!
(I lied. Sometimes I draw pensive boys) http://t.co/Qfccbn9Toc
@ra6bit also, it’s okay, you can say “it’s the glasses… and being stocky… and angry.”
@ra6bit she usually wears these bigger more kawaii ones. http://t.co/ji7hodau4m
@ra6bit dangit @ternus thought this character looks like me too   But she is NOT the one who snaps and kills everyone
Fact: the only thing I draw is angry girls. Dozens of notebooks of angry girls http://t.co/a9kK9GslvO
(Uncropped source, because it's really quite pretty. Yes, I'm researching historical costume design...) http://t.co/gWyUTjI8M7
@CharlieEriksen it's really just a markov chain run over tweets... @m1sp birthed it one night
"I think we're better off as friends. Why don't you ask my sister out?" "Giiirrrrrl don't try to pass him off on me" http://t.co/s2kLiOyF9N
@NireBryce I cower in the suburbs, I'm afraid.
Folk north of Boston: what sort of outdoor nonsense should I drag my <s>cave troll</s> husband to tomorrow?
Okay I get it’s a Blackhat talk but wow this disclosure is a tease http://t.co/8DUR28PaSx
“The United States does not support specific individuals or political parties” Sure, sure. http://t.co/eSxhHgjnfm
@botnet_hunter this particular site - you will know it by its good taste in pink - has done right by me in the past
I find it bizarre that a payment processor would have a rule against anonymization services as if it were immoral http://t.co/BhF6nuaDha
@kivikakk actually, I need to learn more, and learning from a technical document like this would probably be easiest for me !
@marginoferror you can copy multiple lines without the line numbers, as it’s a table cell or some such
@marginoferror fprintf(stderr ,"引数が足りません\n");
@dijama yeah I don’t type it out directly to avoid automated spamming
@dijama it’s not particularly secret…
It then turned out I can’t actually read Japanese. http://t.co/wUZCuICqFz
Success! The publisher takes Paypal. I have the PDF \o/
Our little AI project apparently considers Minecraft to be an arousing word https://t.co/Njvr5PLlpa
Currently seeing if I can stumble through the publisher’s site for it…
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Unfortunately, Amazon.jp won’t let me send to my dirty American kindle… or I’d totally buy it to support this masterpiece
@kivikakk pro
Proof: gcc is not the most kawaii compiler http://t.co/V9ZIxUt0ol
@mof18202 @nrr @_am3thyst k… k… kawaii （≧∇≦）
@_am3thyst @nrr I know the *book* is real, I mean did it really appear in some anime !
@Tomi_Tapio I find it physically difficult to tap-to-close such pictures
@nrr is that… the original text?
@ErrataRob @donicer @Apofus no doubt a green laser pen will now be as sure a sign of terror as a Casio compass watch
@rallat @bbhorne either it’s old or made from simple, reliable parts.
RT @bbhorne: Here's the inside of the bug that Ecuador found at their London embassy: http://t.co/pDKUgEdN4C
RT @Zookus: Note to the person currently running @MtGox. Twitter has a cap of 140 characters. You shouldn't try to type out a full e-mail r…
@natashenka perhaps old hoary nesasm ? It will generate an iNES header but you can lop that off…
RT @savagejen: There are nationwide protests against NSA spying tomorrow, the 4th of July. Find your local protest: http://t.co/bCSeI22ko4
I've discovered I can control the weather. If I set something on a windowsill to warm up, the sun will retreat behind clouds.
RT @RT_com: BREAKING: Al Jazeera #Egypt offices raided as national broadcast shut down: http://t.co/8jxskuArBN
Let me sing for you the song of my people http://t.co/Di4YvioO9T
@veorq @marshray the correct exponent is never 1.
I get nervous when I see @julianor tweet acronyms…
RT @jricole: Dear Egyptian revolutionaries:  Just remember, we in US already have dibs on July 4; so hurry up or slow down
@solak @Veracode ugh, I couldn’t eat that, it looks like mould…
@noirinp @superglaze @hypatiadotca I have no idea what’s going on but I want more of it !
RT @noirinp: RT @superglaze OK, this European Parliament debate on #PRISM just got very weird http://t.co/lNEMHmzsrx
RT @SteveD3: On the other hand, this is funny. http://t.co/H76P2EI0ab
@gsuberland they didn’t “pick a slogan.” To my understanding it was a spontaneous response to singing religious songs to tick ‘em off.
@joecarter @gsuberland what’s wrong with “hoes before embryos”? I do indeed value allegedly loose but sentient humans over pre-sentients.
@chriseng I'm checking who RTs this...  *cough* @fredowsley
RT @chriseng: OH: "When I first joined the company, I thought it was @0xabad1dea's full-time job to tweet."
If you start a PHP hate blog on tumblr, people will send you mails asking for homework assistance.
@kcarmical postcards are treated differently and often “lost” so I was just gonna go ahead and write on envelopes that won’t fall to bottom
@kcarmical randomly on the envelope, it’d need a valid address.
A fun experiment would be to send letters with encrypted text written on the outside of the envelope and see who freaks out.
RT @ioerror: This is a privacy violation that nearly everyone understands: http://t.co/6AaWs2zWoI #USPS #NSA #postalspying
@McGrewSecurity and that’s a problem, if it doesn’t work both ways.
RT @LINGUISTICSHULK: HULK USE SINGULAR "THEY!" PEOPLE UNDERSTAND! HULK SMASH PRESCRIPTIVISM!  #linguistics #language #descriptivism
@katzmandu @MrToph oh, and people actually *trying* to smuggle weapons on planes have a near 100% success rate :)
@katzmandu @MrToph only if you suppose that small weapons found in luggage correlates with in-flight murders prevented.
RT @MrToph: The TSA has an instagram account. Your tax dollars at work. http://t.co/S9ooIngLti
@m1sp that sounds like a prophecy or something
RT @xeni: Obama warned of retaliation for any nation aiding Snowden. But today, South America is pissed. Pres of Argentina calls emergency …
I certainly have learned the names of a lot of presidents and prime ministers recently
RT @BBCBreaking: Bolivian President Morales says diverting his plane was "an offence against the country", via @BBCGavinHewitt http://t.co/…
RT @mrbellek: Hey Ubisoft, your email telling me to reset my password because you were hacked is flagged by Gmail as a phishing scam. Good …
@m1sp a guard! With a name! http://t.co/QFFD0DeKpb
@thegrugq you’re actually right this time
@thegrugq I’ve seen you, you’re not too fat. I could totally shift you if I threw my weight into it…
@thegrugq I’ll shift u
@thegrugq if America wants to be called a lady she had best act like one even around people she considers small folk
@killerswan @oh_rodr me either, but I’m rather against organized religion in the general case
Due to Klout’s algorithm, I was once the world’s leading Hitler authority, beating out seventeen parody accounts and one guy who was serious
@killerswan @oh_rodr I’m sure people lacking basic sanitation will be pleased to know that the political landscape has obsoleted a word.
@janinda @oh_rodr I was once   The top klout result   FOR HITLER
@oh_rodr @killerswan the argument is that it slowly begins with a distinct lack of a distinct moment sometime after conception.
@oh_rodr @killerswan Ferns are alive. *Bacteria* is alive. It’s harder to prove something ISN’T alive, when you get too philosophical.
@oh_rodr @killerswan I’m happy for your baby but that is such a straw man argument ;) of course it’s alive.
@oh_rodr @killerswan sadly? Sounds like a happy occasion
@oh_rodr @killerswan if someone abuses that protection of the mother’s life, they can answer to their gods.
@oh_rodr @killerswan the law draws the line on the side of “you know, sometimes women DIE if they can’t abort, we should make room for that”
@killerswan @oh_rodr also, there are many religions in the world with priests, and the requirements for all of them tend to vary :)
@killerswan @oh_rodr you don’t need a law to stop you from doing something you sincerely believe is wrong.
@killerswan @oh_rodr I’m just saying, when there’s no clear line, there’s no one answer, if you think something is right then do it.
@Scott_SanfordTX @0x17h someone can’t tell when they’re being trolled.
@oh_rodr many do. If they don’t, it turns out they have moral agency of their own.
@oh_rodr one should ask their priest, or themselves.
RT @billkendrick: @a_greenberg @0xabad1dea Clint Eastwood should interview Snowden's emtpy chair
@oh_rodr only for medical reasons. No sane person suddenly changes their mind that far in.
@innismir goodness I just googled that. That seems unwise also, but at least they had some sort of reason
❝technical difficulties❞ now with bigger quotes
RT @alanc: @0xabad1dea for bigger quote marks, just use ❝more unicode❞ http://t.co/npNMTP1Xeo & http://t.co/JBZI49VXQR
Harsh: “now the colonies are not in the Americas, they’re in Europe” https://t.co/WNzdBHJ4zL
Bolivia claims two different airports turned them away for “technical reasons.” I can’t make those quote marks any bigger
@pborenstein @CFKArgentina I’m not happy either. My government is engaging in puerile behavior.
@vogon according to other news sources, they were told they had to be searched and the president rightfully flipped his wig
I have never heard of a head of state’s plane being searched. Imagine if some random country wanted to search Obama’s plane?
RT @a_greenberg: I can't believe another Snowden news story has been illustrated with an empty plane seat. http://t.co/JhItP8mJzl
Everyone, whether you have a pgp key or not, search your email and see if anything unexpected pops up http://t.co/WTzCatGTBL /nod @kaepora
And on that subject, this is my public key. It’s huge because including my avatar was completely necessary. http://t.co/vehdEfcun5
@kevinmitnick well then he turned 30
@dakami security product? It’s already encrypted. I’m only worried about reliability of transport and storage.
@kaepora @charliesome perhaps they mean to use it to sign things
@dakami maybe if twitter wasn’t notoriously flaky :p
@charliesome @kaepora that’s… only in theory, if you ever need to email arbitrary strangers.
Surely there must be a more reliable means to send encrypted messages than pasting them 140 characters at a time onto twitter!
RT @kaepora: WTF?! There is a fake PGP key for my email address that was generated last week. DO NOT USE: http://t.co/UvlCSqhxtQ
@Anon_Central @druidian someone’s never been trampled…
Aw yeah lay down those well-tempered beats (is what I imagine Bach’s groupies said)
@NedGilmore I did consider “unwitting” to be an essential part of what I said
@NedGilmore Not getting your rights is wrong. Getting your rights and not realizing you’re lucky in that respect is the blinder of privilege
RT @KimJongNumberUn: Today I am officially offering asylum to Edward Snowden's laptops.
@JeffCurless I was set off by someone who didn’t understand why anyone would be afraid of cops. After all, they *did* help him.
@JeffCurless but this isn’t “white guilt” I’m talking about. I’m talking about being blissfully ignorant of problems that don’t affect you
@JeffCurless Massachusetts is indeed the closest to Utopia I’ve ever found in this country.
@JeffCurless then you live in Utopia, is there room?
@JeffCurless replace with your local group who frequently enjoys the benefit of the doubt in the legal system based on appearance
RT @kll: O.O  this. is. awesome.  Real Life Tron on an Apple IIgs  http://t.co/Gc1PoPDzRm  cc @0xabad1dea
Chiptune ! Just a short simple one. https://t.co/HjEBSVSS0B
@txs well, while we’re on the subject, I think only about one in a hundred of its tweets are funny…
@whyallthenoise I must have told the psychiatrists three billion times I wasn’t depressed and they acted like they didn’t even hear me
@HersonHN how did you know my secret of being a bot
(I’m not depressed ! Just for some reason I feel tears in my eyes at the slightest provocation recently, spilled my coffee, crying time!)
The good news: haven’t had a random panic attack in a while! The bad news: random crying spells o_O 😢
RT @USDayofRage: Bolivian presidential plane forced to land in Austria over suspicions Snowden on board — RT News: http://t.co/Fr7fYAL0c4
@InfoSecRumors @txs @SecurityHumor is this true ?!
Unwitting White Privilege: the system genuinely helped you out when you needed it, so why would anyone be against the system?
RT @qwghlm: Pointless pedantry to rival @StealthMountain - Instagrams of people lying when they use the #nofilter tag http://t.co/kpTotHwJ90
@codinghorror who also have the good experiences of being saved, but also the bad experiences of being tackled and maced for no good reason
@codinghorror I did not mean you. I did not mean your mother. I’ll be blunt, I meant black people and brown people.
@codinghorror (and before I go on the record as some sort of universal cop-hater, my father was one and The Situation Is Complicated.)
@codinghorror they can be welcome in some situations and a source of fear in most others for an awful lot of people who aren’t bad people
@codinghorror that is the most Unwitting White Privilege thing I have ever read in my life
RT @historyweird: 1051: Priests who seduce boys should be whipped, shaved, drenched in spit and given horse food, argues Damiani. http://t.…
RT @mike_br: http://t.co/UVbXmsVEAB
@tenfootfangs people who argued on the internet saved me
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RT @Viss: oops. email from ubisoft saying to change my pw because they got popped.
@CaptainSaicin yeah, I guess that's why it's in there with the stamps which are probably also valuable
@m1sp @JackLScanlan http://t.co/pQqfezxb7C
Just got an email that pebble watches will be in stock at Best Buy starting Sunday. I need one so I stop missing Dear Husband's texts...!
OP breaks into a safe. Contents: nazi memorabilia, thousands of stamps, exactly one Virtual Boy game cartridge http://t.co/Rk6wPSUeGZ
@DarthNull their global empire is an aberration ended, but they sure don't act the part sometimes ;)
@DarthNull was wiki-walking through some stuff about Armenia. Many ancient kingdoms came and went.
It's easy to not care about the significance of an ancient culture that lasted only 400 years until you do the math since Jamestown...
@jgeorge nah, I am largely ignorant of web stuff, though you can probably get that out of wget somehow.
@wimremes yeah, I don't get why that bothers you, they're just cornrows...
@thegrugq is a bad man
It's so humid that the weather widget thinks it's raining.
My lap. A paper coffee cup. Compromised structural integrity. My pants. I’ll let you do the math #sadpanda
@tapbot_paul we won’t forget you
@christinelove @vogon gods that sort of attitude traumatized me as a young girl. I thought no matter who I loved my father would kill him
@tufts_cs_mchow @chriseng improvised lunch meetings, Veracode style
@wimremes o_O you hate braids?
RT @chriseng: How to pick the worst seat in the conference room. (/cc @0xabad1dea) http://t.co/JvYuntvs6o
RT @FDNY: BKLYN ALL HANDS 23 STREET, A LARGE AMOUNT OF A THICK UNKNOWN SUBSTANCE ARISING FROM THE STREET.,
@torvos it’s as Canadian as you can get without going to Canada, but I see you’re already there.
I’m at a lunch meeting. The guy who called it forgot and went to Maine.
OH “I need a computer” “Want a banana?” “If it’s Turing-complete then sure”
Simple-looking Android lock screen bypass... thanks, Skype! http://t.co/4cN6UoiuiL
Roll thy own crypto for thy Warcraft game and yea verily shall it be cracked http://t.co/aoK6FyG7UE
This is the most meticulously researched conspiracy theory I’ve ever seen http://t.co/9iiQO33SEs
@flekkzo oh, hello…
@m1sp my pastor had a bar bent by them…
RT @InfoSecJesus: I heal the blind SQL injection
@ra6bit @innismir @_larry0 you say that like trains aren’t awesome
@_larry0 kid knows what’s important
RT @kivikakk: nop http://t.co/O8rtTMWHLB
RT @0x1C: BLACK METAL!! \m/ \m/ http://t.co/A0nxKVv9Vn COMIC SANS HAS NEVER BEEN SO BRUTAL!! @addelindh @csearle @snare @darrenpauli #black…
@m1sp ‘tis Katarosi’s father.
RT @0x17h: http://t.co/wKYJLZxTC6 RT @BrandonDoughan: Today at noon, the Hispanic population matched the white in California
RT @mmpackeatwrite: Best sign I saw today on the Capitol grounds #hb2 #sb9 #txlege while standing with Texas women under the sun. http://t.…
@b_scheller @0x17h united we stand etc etc.
@b_scheller @0x17h — where the strong son could not break them but the clever one could, by untying them and breaking them one at a time
@b_scheller @0x17h everyone stand aside, I have a factoid! Washington deeply loved the story about the farmer and the bundle of sticks —
@m1sp *tempts you out of twitter slumber with Plot and Writing*  It's from a giiiiiirl character's POV
RT @spenchdotnet: @0xabad1dea Looking forward to your DEF CON talk! On the subject, I thought you might appreciate some sonified LF RF: htt…
@CharlieEriksen that would be near one of those poles I warned you about...
@comex I'll delete the remark before I have to explain it was edited to a bunch of people, then...
@comex yep.
@blowdart has it been experimentally confirmed that blind people experience a field of blackness? I've always wondered...
@comex United States
It's always darkest at a point equidistant from dusk and dawn unless you're near a pole and then it just might not really change
Why do all "online notebook" developers take so many vacations to Paris and the Grand Canyon?
@armcannon also #RuralLiving
There’s a word for making “erroneous statements” you already knew were erroneous.  Lying. Under oath.
RT @kaepora: James Clapper apologizes for lying to congress: http://t.co/k8SXU1YFkI
Mom my hacker handle starts with a ZERO geez it’s like you don’t speak 1337 at all
RT @vogon: "Unable to stop debugging.  Operation is not supported."  you and me both, Visual Studio, you and me both
Motorola apparently has some cloud thing which feels the need to know all your passwords. http://t.co/rgpcbRCWhD
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@kaepora lol what did the army say that has their president swearing no relation
RT @ternus: In case you feel the need to compare something: http://t.co/kwhy9pfQlG
RT @hillbrad: If the helpdesk tells me to downgrade my browser to complete mandatory security training, can I placement test out by saying …
RT @timothypmurphy: If pro-choice activists really want to stop Texas from regulating clinics maybe they should just rename them "fertilize…
RT @matthew_d_green: The Guardian needs a 'skip' button like Pandora, for when you'd like to move on to the next leak.
@ioerror I have no trouble with it, I just think he has a British spell checker :)
@aquavitaecoll yeah. You see it with words like "team" in news coverage
@aquavitaecoll "The United States has fifty members." "The United States have fifty members."
Spot the distinctly British copy-editing. http://t.co/98KpL3ZON3 (hint: British and American English treat collective nouns differently)
@vogon since I haven’t seen Cambria much in the wild at all, I postulate you have a Microsoft Problem.
@CaptainSaicin I consider URLs that end in .pdf to be a PDF warning… if your client only shows the tco, it’s terrible.
@vogon not times new roman, still counts
This is the prettiest disclosure I have ever seen http://t.co/4hRxRrSNVc oh and there’s a catastrophic bug in Atlassian stuff
RT @RUSALGBT: This is how Gay Pride looked TODAY in St. Petersburg, Russia. Unspeakable violence. All Pride marchers got arrested http://t.…
@Mr_Reed_ I don’t know that I have access to a plasma screen!
@m1sp @WhiteMageSlave http://t.co/abSbmIvx6d
@ra6bit @_larry0 if you’d been showing up to the infosec cabal meetings, you’d have known of this weeks ago !
RT @jerryshenk: RT @Crypt0s: Oops!  CNN Publishes George Zimmerman's Social Security Number: https://t.co/aKZbMng7DH <- and DOB, height, we…
RT @Pinboard: Amnesty International warning that Edward Snowden can endure two, maybe three more Cinnabons before living in airport becomes…
@chriseng no twitter account? Mua ha ha ha
@aredridel @silentbicycle but that one actually makes sense.
@raudelmil now that'd be a vipper
Vipers gonna vipe. Whatever that means.
RT @mippadvocates: #StandWithTxWomen RT @WholeWomans: The crowd via @TexasTribune http://t.co/EpRd8LuXvm
@m1sp I'm thinking of removing all, like, two of Deloram's spoken lines and making her factually mute.
RT @sec_reactions: Vendors that threaten to sue for going full disclosure - by @aloria http://t.co/YsXgEmMNRV
RT @mikko: First US declares they will consider any foreign hack against their governmental systems an act of war. Then they go and hack EU…
@icculus @vogon lemme know if you figure what hash it is…
RT @icculus: So your software uses weak hashes because reasonable data will never have a collision, huh? http://t.co/Q9RHX7bOVH
RT @vogon: @0xabad1dea he'll probably want an ad hominem, that entitled asshole
If You Give A Moose A Slippery Slope Fallacy
"If you give that moose a muffin, next thing you know, you've replaced Linux's entire userland with RPMs from 2005" #meetingquotes
@xa329 it's a plain single cpp file in a plain "gimme a console app" project pretty hard to mess that up D:
I was fuming because I wanted a brownie for lunch and didn't get one. Then the gods dropped surprise chocolate cake into my lap!
"This project is out-of-date. Would you like to build it?" "yes" "Build succeeded: 0 failed 0 succeeded 1 up-to-date"
Good heavens gcc at least Visual Studio knows that no optimization means no removing function calls entirely in favor of a strcpy
@dragosr @chriseng I don't. It was probably a poster delivery for the marketing department. But that's not fun.
@Taiki__San don't worry, I'm *trying* to break things :)
@chriseng I don’t know but if no one else wants it, I’ll take it!
@jeremiahfelt dunno, didn’t get to see who it is for…
.@thegrugq called it: some company open since at least the mid-80s is actively traffic shaping to favor NSA taps, according to German news…
RT @csoghoian: Unnamed NSA partner company "aggressively involved in shaping traffic to run signals of interest past [NSA] monitors" http:/…
It’s in my blood, apparently http://t.co/Hfc6wqdf6b via @hypatiadotca
RT @SecurityHumor: Same-hex marriage with computers is an abomination. The Codex clearly states marriage is between a little-endian and big…
The UPS guy brought a package to the office eight inches wide and seven feet long. Had to swear I did not order a giant antenna.
@vogon apparently the null termination semantics are a trifle different, but that just moves the lack of adequate explanation downhill
And that day, abadidea discovered that snprintf was among the C99-ish things Visual Studio doesn't deign to support
@DrPizza I am so happy about that. Ad NOT just because I keep trying to arrange @m1sp’s marriage
Enjoy Canada Day while you can, Canadians.  *sinister and distinctly American chuckle*
@thegrugq @pusscat it’s not even noon, Mr. Asia
RT @kansasalps: It's official, @fakedansavage has won: You can't use Santorum as a name in the new Animal Crossing. http://t.co/4WoaGbADKM
@BenjySarlin @innismir and by global, I do mean many-to-many
@BenjySarlin @innismir why does it need to be “patriotic”? I’m more interested in fixing the global surveillance problem.
@pusscat @thegrugq he’s convinced I’m a minor
@ptolts more or less, I work on a decompiler and control flow analyzer thing :)
@Hypnodrone heh, not with transmitters :) I only own a bunch of the cheap RTL-SDRs. The best one of that lot is Elonics E4000.
@apiary his name is allegedly Jared and he’s allegedly on Research
I have  new coworker. His first sight of me was sitting on the floor. Hi, new coworker! I am noted for a disdain of my chair.
RT @daveshumka: Google Reader still works! It's a Canada Day miracle!
RT @MarkKriegsman: This is 10% CLOCK, 20% mem. 15% bit-banged P-W-M. 5% ACK, 50% SYN, and 100% reason to rewire the pins.  (Good luck & god…
RT @wwwtxt: For what it's worth, I've been told that TrueType _screams_ under Windows 3.1. ☯91NOV
RT @mikko: Photo of an ATM skimmer and camera recovered yesterday: http://t.co/Nj0vucI89H Note the camera hole. Photo © Helsinki Police Dep…
RT @jedisct1: American Express, Dell, Fanta, Google, HP, Microsoft... malayisian DNS records have been hijacked, redirecting to 173.199.138…
@LargeCardinal when you talk about someone on twitter, and they have a username, but you don’t @ them
@m1sp designs! Of character! http://t.co/Ujfpglscdo
@CreetureNZ @thegrugq considering how few of you there are, I feel like I’ve met half the country on twitter :)
@puellavulnerata I really hate to break it to you, but that quote sources to the Daily Currant.
@puellavulnerata … he didn’t actually literally advocate bombing Hong Kong did he ?
@ChuckBaggett @puellavulnerata no, no, we’re stuck with Canada. And China. For completely different reasons.
@thegrugq poor India and South Africa and all those other places too obscure to remember
@thegrugq New Zealand must feel like a beloved kid brother, not even having the population of one American city.
@pingudownunder sdr touch
@Pepyri_ when you talk about someone, who has a twitter handle, but don’t @ them.   Yes, I subtweeted them.
Someone *subtweeted* me! This is an outrage!
RT @jack_daniel: He could brainstorm for hours and never get wet.
@quine @nickdepetrillo I was being sarcastic, Lord Quine.
RT @Sapphykinz: "A wizard is never late. Nor is he early. He comes out precisely when he means to." http://t.co/uArfGbSUxw
@aeleruil since API 1.1
RT @pueblokc: Celebrating freedom with this.?! I RT @ParanormalAR: RT @TehDissident: You're Drunk Freedom, Go Home! ~~> http://t.co/h85Nxwu…
RT @jmechner: "Whoa, is this a Game Boy?! COOL! I can't believe you still have one!" -10 yr old, born in 2003
@WhatHoCenturion the Netherlands
RT @Cairo67Unedited: BBC just confirmed what the majority of Eyptians knew hours ago as fact this is the largest demonstration in the histo…
@cgiffard NOT *THAT* MUCH
@mcastilloy2k yeeeeup.
I'm reading a Japanese manga where the girl who moved to Japan from America likes to say "Do it or I'll sue you!" ... ... ... ......
@m1sp I am inexplicably attracted to this man. http://t.co/ghqZFnfZY6
@ilkeryoldas Because you are actively being part of the problem by saying that if I just played better this problem would go away
@ilkeryoldas also, you're mansplaining yourself to hell and back.
@ilkeryoldas I've been playing video games for nineteen years. I'm DAMN good at them, son.
@ilkeryoldas um..... did you miss the whole point, being, that NO MATTER WHAT, women are slandered and abused?
@ilkeryoldas @sascha_d wtf no feminism is not misandry. If you think women wanting the same rights and respect as you is misandry, get out.
@hokazenoflames it seems two of them are generating tmp files and then can't delete them lol
@0xcharlie @nickdepetrillo aww, it's okay, Dr. Miller... *I* think you're smart
@focalintent @MarkKriegsman is this prompt enough http://t.co/HU4m6B9INY
Currently running three different Visual Studios, may the gods forgive me
@0xcharlie @nickdepetrillo yeah yeah it's only defcon right? Neither of us is big-time enough to present at Blackhat, after all...
@i0n1c I forget why we hate each other, can you unblock me from following your wisdom about iOS? :p
@chriseng @nickdepetrillo I'm only in it for the pinball
@chriseng @nickdepetrillo we already do that on iMessage
@nickdepetrillo @0xcharlie which issue was it in? :)
@nickdepetrillo I enjoy feigning outrage
@0xcharlie @nickdepetrillo I'm working on my slides, what do you think? http://t.co/FXRokmH7uw
@cwebber I don't want to be called a *certified* hacker :)
From the archives: Don't mess with Steven. http://t.co/zogXMEbyYF
@grumpybozo I know -- I have tuned that very telescope with my own hands :)
There's a murder of crows just, like, camping my front yard #nsa #conspiracy
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@grumpybozo it isn't, I was able to see the real hydrogen line last night, it's junk that's a harmonic of something inside the radio
@iosvap @nitoTV indeed, I definitely don't have any, though I don't see how that's relevant.
@KronicDeth the ghost girl from Paper Mario 2 is another one whose transgender identity is swept under the carpet in translation
@SimonZerafa it's an elonics 4000 + generic OTG usb-to-micro adapter. The tablet is nexus 7
@liquidvicodin elonics e4000
@asyncsrc just getting the thing to work with android was a success
@Havokca come to Defcon! :p
The antenna was getting in the way so now it's a hair accessory http://t.co/YFCrm6qLAG
@puellavulnerata at android
@Havokca running the radio on android :)
Success! Until you bump it anyway. There's just BARELY enough power. http://t.co/I7zqms766p
I found the missing lightning cable, while looking for a different cable altogether.
@niteshad in the dark, it might as well be
"You know what this radio needs? A LED status light you can see from outer space" http://t.co/Qy4aaPP93k
@ReturnInfinity no, go ahead, I consider it completely free (though a credit in some file would be nice :) )
@mattblaze @xa329 well, locking it up in my faraday cage as best I can, it has a harmonic at 355.2mhz, which isn't ringing any bells
@hokazenoflames the vertical donkey kong and warioware were off but I remembered them; it was the POW block stage I'd forgotten
@jesster_king I'm not indecisive about things I *actually care about*
@robotharvest I prefer to think I'm cute... but I'm quite tall
@jesster_king it's globally illegal to broadcast in 1400 through 1427. It is reserved for radio astronomy (which is what I was doing)
@CyborgCode to do what? But generally one doesn’t need a specific degree to do what they want in programming they just need to learn
@CyborgCode I applied, there is no other way.
RT @MrToph: Reminder: You have less than 12 hours to get your shit out of Google reader. Last call, folks.
RT @deborahhorne: #nwpride Scouts provide color guard for Pride Parade for first time ever in Seattle. @kiro7seattle http://t.co/tAQX1IcT1u
RT @mortman: Foxtrot today FTW http://t.co/Hd9Ob31hw7
@geekable I don't know, I don't care, just saying, that sign is kinda passive aggressive rude-like
@geekable “just saying” is passive aggressive to the max :p
@geekable well, just glancing at the sign, that looks more like demanding one look hotter.
@maradydd @leighhollowell @HackerHuntress @Secbuff I *tried* to wear men’s pants but I couldn’t find any that fit over my hips!
I hate pikmin. They freak me out. Die, little pikmin, die. http://t.co/NgNhvELyNR
@xa329 @mattblaze it’s an iMac. And there’s noise all over the place. Thousands of noises. Gotta catch ‘em all :)
@geekable I prefer to phrase it as: unhealthy living is a choice.
Apparently certain stages have been turned off random select in my 5yo Smash Bros save for so long I forgot they even existed.
@mattblaze the noise floor is about -86 and the peak is about -70
RT @nagoul1: Please share > In case they shut off access to the internet:  Dialup no. 004-949-23197-844321 User: Telecomix Password: Teleco…
@ErrataRob @maradydd we had… sword drills… which are not as cool as you’re thinking.
RT @savagejen: I also think we're seeing evidence of self-censorship as a result of the NSA surveillance. This is what "nothing to hide" is…
@mattblaze here's mine http://t.co/4cDTEgJU9Z and I'm using a USB radio with no external power
@tapbot_paul I simply *have no answer* and it sometimes infuriates people
@tapbot_paul I wear glasses yeah but I mean more like questions which ask for opinions on things that just, like don't MATTER to me
It drove the psychiatrists nuts, it drives lots of people nuts, and all I want to be asked is about technical things
One of my perpetual problems in life is that if you ask me if I'd prefer this or that I often literally cannot answer.
@mattblaze I found several people on the googles who, looking for the hydrogen line, also noticed the spike at .8, steady and unwavering :<
@akopa well, regardless of whether slavery was the reason the South went to war, it wasn't very conductive to the liberty of some People.
@stillchip I'm just quoting the quote
"Whenever any Form of Government becomes destructive of these ends, it is the Right of the People to alter or to abolish it"
@akopa if SETI could automatically discard all terrestrial signals, their job would be a lot easier I imagine!
@raudelmil though I do live in a townhouse so the neighbors might. But, this is in many people's radio astronomy charts.
@raudelmil well, I don't think I own any devices with RAM at that speed, as I made a point of surveying them recently.
@travisgoodspeed (and this 1420.8 signal was there when I was picking up the 1420.4 one)
@mattblaze it's always there no matter which antenna I use, including none (the radio still picks things up very fainly w/o one)
@travisgoodspeed no, I got the hydrogen line last night, where it's meant to me, at 1420.4 :)
But at least I know it's not RAM (someone makes RAM at that speed apparently) if SETI was seeing it over a decade ago.
Trying to determine what is the spike at 1420.8mhz... only finding a decade of forum postings asking the very same question.
@maradydd and I ended up a writer at a young age, all my stories starring girls with stabby implements of some description.
I awoke to find a single hair upon my face. It’s finally come… my unix beard
@maradydd really not sure. I remember desperately looking for girls in the comics and stuff I had available and usually disappointed
@maradydd my father once criticized something I wrote because the princess rescued her husband-to-be.
@maradydd I don’t think so, as the children who are victimized by it see the same in reality, and fiction was supposed to be their “escape”
@sciencecomic @Lubchansky “She kept it all bottled up. Until she met…”
@kvegh it took me a moment to even figure out what it was…
RT @savagejen: That's not how free speech works. Either you let everyone print or it's not free.
RT @savagejen: Here's the thing: if we allow the government to decide what is a journalist, then we let them decide what's acceptable to pr…
@kyhwana not afaict. I had @vogon retrigger a few times to mixed results…
@nelhage what have I told you kids about running with scissors and using crypto with no sanity checks
This is driving me nuts. Sometimes when I get a twitter alert, I get interference on the waterfall display. And sometimes not.
RT @nelhage: Can we take a moment to talk about the fact that M2Crypto will even *let* you request RSA with e=1?
@DefuseSec @nickm_tor @solardiz the best part is where they act like it was merely suboptimal and just a casual fix
@Packetknife cheer up, the soda ban was found unconstitutional.
@_____C and apparently some people are protesting against adding women avatars to Arma 3 bc they’d have an unfair advantage due to manners!
@_____C it really varies by genre. Shooters are the worst.
RT @tavisrudd: Ada Lovelace on the pains of dealing with mutable variables and state http://t.co/BmG82aXXkl
@0x17h you might be overthinking it.
@nickm_tor … what
RT @nickm_tor: Wow.  "It's questionable whether 1 (not a prime) was a good choice for the exponent to begin with."  https://t.co/Y6UwnVQoEw
@vogon ahh, I kept the phone awake and the spurt didn't happen this time
@vogon favorite this tweet for science
@vogon I'd already lost it, but there really was a spurt if noise when you favorited it
@scott_r_harris but there was a very thin, very faint line right on the dot, in a sea of nothing.
@scott_r_harris just a plain RTL-SDR. Could actually see it better when I removed the external antenna
That is, until @vogon favorited a tweet, it woke up my phone, and the interference ruined my reception.
Tonight's excitement: I was briefly able to pick up the hydrogen line
@asyncsrc I got into radios years ago and have only recently had the time and resources to invest in getting into trouble ;)
@thegrugq that's my desk at home actually; you can tell because of the sleeping bag jammed in to keep the furniture steady.
Oooh this looks like so much fun http://t.co/615MsRgOZY I can't resist anything with the word "heterodyne" I mean really
@thegrugq @matthew_d_green I NEED SOME ENTERTAINMENT, MAN.
@ra6bit that's probably it.
@ra6bit http://t.co/Oa5jBAWK5S I remember it as being big enough to lay three people across, perhaps.
@ra6bit I just checked and apparently by 14 I meant 40' diameter. Not sure why "14" was lodged in my brain.
@ra6bit I got to play with the old analog 14' dish though...
@audpicc @himatako I doubt it was conscious. Trans-everything has a bit of a visibility problem, I think....
@crash8668 I prefer to leave that to Pinkie Pie... I prefer to think of that event as someone making a tribute to my honor ;)
My life's ambition is some day @TheNRAO will let me steer the Green Bank telescope. You know, the big one http://t.co/KB1cD6DPoJ
@crash8668 heheh yeah there's a note about that on my webpage ;) got some very confused and angry tweets when that happened...
@crash8668 oh gods, they're still defaming me... !
I'm having so much fun doing my slides for defcon. It's hard to not just spoiler the whole thing.
@iShark5060 any girl who ever held a controller knows all about this sadly.
@skynetbnet @gentilkiwi @msftsecurity @msftsecresponse uh yes you’re screwed but there are trivial steps to take to make it less so
@skynetbnet @gentilkiwi @msftsecurity @msftsecresponse you know about swap, right? :)
@nickm_tor I’m dropping some mad postulation yo
@pete_rood there’s definitely a 9 in hexadecimal :)
Heck I’ll straight-up hypothesize P9 was meant to be Twitter.
So there’s P1 through P8 and then Apple is PA? Come on why are they so special. Or did a P9 get dropped?
@oh_rodr it would imply a certain amount of infrastructure…
RT @m1sp_ebooks: Gzip your friends!
New prism slides, finally. Note that some data types are called real-time. http://t.co/7FGdQ2c55w
@skynetbnet @gentilkiwi @msftsecurity @msftsecresponse it’s considered inferior to not doing that, for forensics reasons.
@pborenstein “we help people find mistakes in their computer programs”
RT @mike_br: what happens if i press No http://t.co/vqcvgjWbTz
@chort0 last time I had one take so long it was waiting for network boot
RT @gentilkiwi: Oups, @msftsecurity @msftsecresponse did you forget to use security in Windows 8.1 preview ? - http://t.co/8N6JflPX6z http:…
RT @DrPizza: Send someone DM, snigger quietly to yourself with the knowledge that they'll be marking the damn thing as read for weeks to co…
A man logs in as his wife’s username in a video game http://t.co/wFuiTXvnqe
I’d like to see my America argue it tapped the European Union offices because of their suspected terrorist associations
@Paul_Rout @linkshund @0x17h I dunno, where do landlords live?
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I thought defining my job to my grandparents was hard... then an eight-year-old asked
I'm talking to an 8yo. "My brother is a bad influence. He's in jail... and he was late to our grandmother's funeral."
@rder0 however it says they MAY store it if they want, not they do store all of it
@rder0 they don't deny that the leaked document saying they are allowed to do so is real
Soooo.... I have a problem. I don't think I can get through my Defcon presentation without using the word "dongle."
@vogon do YOU have a toddler too?
A website selling milk just demanded to know my age before letting me in http://t.co/5lLCoDboRw
@tangenteroja they're fairly evil, but this is prebottled stuff at the grocery store, like bottled soda. It costs a lot less.
@Myriachan haven't installed windows 8.1 actually! Though really, heh...
Did you know Google Docs lets you use animated gifs for slide backgrounds? ;)
@WhiteMageSlave yeah go to the emergency room if you can
@WhiteMageSlave whaaaaaaaat what broke this time D:
Currently scouring the danboorus, the konachans and the pixivs for the finest in radio-related sickeningly cute pictures
@elad3 there's no chocolate in this, they also make a mocha flavor, I just mean, this is milk + flavor + sugar (the flavor being coffee)
@0x17h but my true blue original apple one (the one that isn't frayed anyway) is teh missing
@0x17h I hesitate to buy the generic ones because they reportedly have a very high flake-out rate (got an Amazon Basics one)
@maddashdan311 the gas stations mark them up... if you get them in packs at a grocery store they're about $1.60
@devuberoi I will never survive in India then :(
@hokazenoflames ript one-day sale... I did link on that day... sorry :<
@argonblue @nelhage *contemplates taste* definitely a colloid.
(It's not coffee. It's like chocolate milk, except with coffee. And it costs the same as a bottled soda around here.)
@DrPizza if you like chocolate milk you'll probably like it.
@DrPizza I've been hooked on them for a few years now. But I only really like the plain coffee flavor.
I don't have a problem, I have a hobby http://t.co/nDRj5h5KCN
@RSWestmoreland sounds like they did, but the bieber escaped.
@WhiteMageSlave MOM THERE'S NO "M" IN HEXADECIMAL well okay there is in the word "hexadecimal" itself BUT STILL
@WhiteMageSlave what.
@matthew_d_green what a delightful young man he's become.
LOST: one lightning cable. Not frayed. White. REWARD: Less than it costs to get a new freaking lightning cable
@elomatreb but we don't have problems nearly as schadenfreude (and it's even in Germany)
How did I not hear that Germany confiscated a living monkey from Justin Bieber http://t.co/AaYuUZxeZq
@apiary looks like your kind of fashion... http://t.co/F3SV1rDSLk
@TeamAndIRC @pof if they have some public system equivalent to CVEs but with different numbers, that's good enough for my question I guess.
@TeamAndIRC @pof but my original question was where are the CVEs, which are public.
@TeamAndIRC @pof well what good is that?
@TeamAndIRC @pof okay, where can I find it?
@pof so I heard, and I was looking to see if anyone could find a contradiction.
Adding Grenada to the list of places where almost everything I say is illegal. http://t.co/tsy6ARDpVF
@securityd0g just searched on Amazon for wifi dish antenna
@securityd0g the generic wifi USB adapter which unexpectedly came with a copy of wifi password crackers :)
Finally got the thing apart, and found the MAC (overturned) literally taped to the processor. http://t.co/xoVabZ3a7C
@grumpybozo @geekable @joncallas oh I don’t think he’s an enemy of mine, I pick on the wording of things good friends say too :p
Me: “There’s no screws…” @codeferret_ : *peels off rubber footpad* Me: “Well don’t I feel silly”
I have a shirt. I am pleased. Yes, that halo effect follows me everywhere I walk. http://t.co/NWt11hINbj
@Packetknife @thegrugq I believe the word for what just ran through my head is “guffaw”
@OSVDB @_grimhacker I’ll take being told there’s known RCE (and not told the details) over being left in blissful ignorance any day.
RT @thegrugq: Sorry people, there are no terrorists who were a credible threat who used Skype. That was not the comms tradecraft of any kno…
The “antenna” sticking out of my new wifi adapter is a pure plastic cone. The real antenna is a metal disc it covers.
I’m on a scavenger hunt. I need a CVE that was filed for Android (incl. Google official apps I guess) that was originally reported by Google
@jack_daniel they raise prices on things you’ve bought before
@geekable @joncallas so it’s a PR disclosure filled with PR words that actively mislead, buried somewhere so they can say they disclosed
@geekable @joncallas it’s on their blog. Though it is a blog that looks brand new and doesn’t show up when I google “silent circle blog”
RT @hdmoore: Dear $vendor, if you place your passwd, shadow, and ssh keys in a read-only location of your firmware, you are going to have a…
@geekable @joncallas they included one, but it was actively misleading.
@geekable @joncallas this isn’t a virtual pet pony website, they sell security, probably mostly to people naive about it.
@thegrugq @haroonmeer @rantyben oh, so you’ve hacked my local vote and removed me, then?
@haroonmeer @rantyben there are at least a few of us in America who mean to stand for you
RT @haroonmeer: Why the reactions to NSA snooping make us "foreigners" sad pandas: https://t.co/Cnb9T5Hj2w (tl;dr: because it reminds us we…
@eevee hi Anise !
@mdowd yeah, I know, with all respect to you, I am not happy with Silent Circle’s disclosure process.
@geekable @joncallas as it sweeps under the rug that 0days can and do enjoy long periods of silent (*cough*) exploitation
@geekable @joncallas I don’t accept misleading statements implying the first person to disclose the bug was necessarily the first to find it
Further more how can you say no one noticed the patch on GitHub, I myself was linking it like crazy @Silent_Circle
Hold the HECK up. You can’t say @mdowd was the first to find these bugs. You just can’t SAY that, @Silent_Circle http://t.co/Tc6XPDRpQf
@bobpoekert more bigger expensive ones ?
@Niki7a well now that you’ve gone and mentioned it, I need one
@bobpoekert not sure, perhaps they are a loss leader or whatever you call it
@ErrataRob @savagejen it’s not like our government tried to drive any civil rights leaders to suicide or anything
@bobpoekert err you get a terabyte included
Just noticed that my hosting provider http://t.co/jOyhKoqpc3 takes bitcoin...
Let's Play Bootleg Pokemon: Don't Do Dangerous. http://t.co/5PN7k5J46y
@MalwareJake Stone cold sober!!!! I can't handle even alcoholic cough syrup
@joshuajuran and had pulled it in under 8 minutes and made a tool to fix anyone up who got burned in that 8 minutes
@joshuajuran thought prompted by remembering how Malwarebytes accidentally shipped a bad update which flagged Windows as a virus
Living wild on a Friday night, updating Windows on battery power
@G13net ...maaaaaayhaps.
@mendel @hypatiadotca it was declared a point of historic interest, can’t cut it down without a permit
@StackSmashing don’t. That text was not written by any teen alive or dead.
@rbf_ one at my university too ;)
Do you speak teen? http://t.co/jM42srrI1E dedicated to @pborenstein
@Kufat you sneak cheat !
Oh, also, there were no computers at my high school. Except in the principal’s office. It ran Windows 95. In 2006.
@Kufat it was explicitly forbidden at my school except for final drafts of, I think maybe five pages or more. And only final drafts.
@pborenstein well the cure to that is to post on nerd forums and get flame shamed
Teachers always act like every boss will be out to fire you for the slightest perceived offense. Never seen a teacher get fired though…
@geekable because you get fired when your emails use a different font size
At my high school (03 to 06) turning in homework typewritten was not allowed, I get the impression that has already changed most places
@deathtolamo not at all, this was back when children hand-wrote their essays ;)
I had the same English teacher for four years. A year in, I started writing a fake name on all my papers. Took her two years to notice.
@jack_daniel every now and then someone checks me on fav star and retweets my all time hits from eons ago
@my0b it’s a chastisement. I’m none too chuffed with Silent Circle.
@chadwik66 I stand around waiting for him to pick new headphones
@chadwik66 I want you to know I own one pair of shoes and one pair of boots.
“I see you just finished a novel about medieval warfare. Would you like some harlequin romance?” Amazon’s ad engine is a bit thick.
@kaepora @RiptideTempora it’s true, it’s me, I’m prism. All of it
@RiptideTempora @kaepora dang can’t believe I slipped up
@kaepora someone’s browsing imgur
RT @mattcutts: If you want to get *all* your data out of Google Reader (every read item, like, etc.), a former Googler wrote a tool: http:/…
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@kaepora or just acting up for attention
@qole @StevenLevy I’m not sure if you’re kidding or you just got back from an expedition to Antarctica
Visual Studio to support subset of C99 http://t.co/A8ncGaIBbm  As in 1999
@ebcube her Brawl trophy describes her as intermediate gender; that’s probably her newest game aside from Mario Party 217 and a half
RT @StevenLevy: Yahoo shutting down Alta Vista  Like getting invitation to funeral of someone who you thought died ten years ago. http://t.…
RT @hchamp: #Prop8 plaintiffs Kristin Perry and Sandra Stier at City Hall: https://t.co/KU01w9jiMQ  #LoveIsLove
And yes, it is actually canon that Birdo from Super Mario is genderqueer.
RT @inversephase: In light of all of the recent (and constant) trans issues online, Birdo would like to remind you: http://t.co/bysX6q5fUR
@ScottMadin @0x17h http://t.co/aSKWFUsxQ6
@0x17h this is the sad fate of the technology serfs
@0x17h I would, once its interface is no longer beta and its OS is no longer two major versions behind
@0x17h well, unless they cancel it outright, I think everyone’s taking it as a given that the mass-produced one will be a few hundred $
@0x17h Glass doesn’t cost $1500. Getting a Glass from the first small production run costs $1500.
@ameaijou I don’t think I’m qualified to be coauthor! Never even written kernel code for OSX. Probably qualified to beta read it though…
RT @DanaDanger: The first post-Prop 8 same-sex marriage is taking place in twenty minutes at SF City Hall!
@ameaijou help with what exactly?
@ameaijou I haven’t blocked you have I? Even after you admitted to working on php :p
TLS forward secrecy: like everything else, easier to screw up than you think. https://t.co/KTX9rfLUjn
RT @thierryzoller: WOW - Vendor asking for weaponised exploit based on previously patched vuln. Forgets to remove mail trail from .MIL aski…
RT @steveklabnik: Neo-nazis chased me down the street for taking this photo.  The Golden Dawn is a real problem, they… http://t.co/36oEbGRf…
RT @adamcecc: Young Hacker: I'm going to break RSA! Hacker: Crypto Math is hard. Old Hacker: I broke every crypto I've ever looked at sans …
@loligurolove or Kickstarter and its recent PR rather than technical colossal screwup
@loligurolove Malwarebytes prompted the thought, they pushed a bad update that flagged Windows, for eight minutes.
I feel safest using products that have had exactly one colossal screwup and handled it well
RT @thegrugq: @WeldPond @tufts_cs_mchow @violetblue move fast and break things ... apparently applies to trust too.
RT @aaronportnoy: The Chicago Blackhawks bought a full page in today's Boston Globe: http://t.co/slsQ8JoH1T
How the heck do you “accidentally” upload and store the phone numbers of people not even logged in? http://t.co/0RpmnW7nce
RT @hemantmehta: This is as good a time as any to remind everyone to export their Google Reader feeds *somewhere* because they’ll be gone a…
@hypatiadotca but… the one that looks like me dies :(
RT @heyadam: Think your app is intuitive? Set the OS language to Chinese and hand it to someone.
RT @Silent_Circle: The updated version of Silent Phone has been completed and is available on Google Play & the Apple Store. Please update …
@axiomfinity and I feel free to use a fatal example given the gravity with which Silent Circle (which prompted the remark) promotes itself
@axiomfinity what’s the difference between a car wasting fuel and the brakes locking up randomly and killing you?
@ternus you’re no fun at all
Have I ever mentioned how much I hate it when security patches are marked as “bug fixes” without comment?
RT @kaepora: Incredible — this is the update log for the @Silent_Circle update which actually fixes many critical vulnerabilities: http://t…
Abadidea 101: If I won't stop talking to you, it's not because I'm an informant. I probably just have a huge nerd crush on you
@bhelyer there are few people he bends his ear to, and they had best go bend it a bit harder.
A proud man injures a small country’s pride. http://t.co/mJgw0Jbk53
@Kufat see also me doing the firebrand thing re: silent circle
@Kufat the theoretical math is sound but a bug is a bug is a bug is a bug is exploitable.
@welshypie interestingly it’d be the reverse of the story: the king would do what his evil advisors tell him
RT @a_greenberg: Here's What It Looks Like When Two Hacker FBI Informants Try To Inform On Each Other http://t.co/wOT8jsbCht
Real-world cryptography is just as much about software engineering as about the math. If not more so.
@info_dox well they all get EIP. It’s just a question of sorting ones that only get EIP when the user could get it anyway.
@kirkmurphy @Silent_Circle which is, in my opinion, a breach of responsible disclosure practices
@kirkmurphy @Silent_Circle there has been a patch for a serious bug in third-party code they use, but they haven’t announced that afaict
RT @MarkKriegsman: In C, an uninitialized "bool" can be BOTH true AND false at the same time: http://t.co/lzgVNAZTNx  Yes, really.
@TXVB it’s probably already been pushed, but that wasn’t my complaint.
Since I just read Game of Thrones, Sansa pleading for her father’s life is fresh in my mind, I say for no reason http://t.co/83t6FtdFlg
@ladykayaker @AnonymousIRC @Silent_Circle that’s public knowledge to begin with for anyone who knows how to deal with binaries
#ff @CyberSquirrel1 not a week goes by without an assault on our infrastructure from the furry terrorist menace
@WhiteMageSlave probably.   I didn't.
RT @arlenarlenarlen: No really guys, ball chain is only $50/km. http://t.co/QIlUhGkbTC context https://t.co/9rsTmFemUE and http://t.co/mYej…
@ioerror it looks like they’ve been taking the “silent” approach to bug fixing, instead of keeping customers informed where the risk stands.
RT @rogueclown: this is wonderful: Trans 101, Up Goer Five style.  http://t.co/iIVvOh7y5h
@shmoosr @Silent_Circle if so that’s super great but I’m a fan if loud and clear disclosure :)
@MarkKriegsman the unlock fairy flitted by, hesitated, felt guilty, and didn’t wreck anything
Though I realize @Silent_Circle has no more power than anyone else to get critical fixes through the bog of the Apple App Store Review.
@shmoosr @Silent_Circle this one https://t.co/VfyGpBhizx
@thegrugq @Silent_Circle @mdowd here we go. https://t.co/VfyGpBhizx I know how to reverse from that…
@thegrugq @Silent_Circle @mdowd doesn’t matter, the patch is on github
I note @Silent_Circle hasn’t mentioned on its twitter feed that serious security bugs have been filed against a library it depends on
Tales of ten years ago: first time my baby brother played Morrowind, he ate the mushrooms called Bungler’s Bane. He was a bungler I guess
@miuaf http://t.co/IuaGms1k7A I reckon
And no, my first job wasn’t an abusive holiday hater, I worked at a summer boarding school
At my first job we didn’t have the 4th of July off. At this job I get that AND the Fifth! To mourn for the 4th and 5th amendments, I guess
RT @rgov: Every time I visit Amazon I get put in a different A/B test group and the page looks significantly different.
@thegrugq dunno how I missed this last night… I’ll go drag the truth of it out of my Akamai friends. Hey @ternus is this so
Fairy conga line http://t.co/Tf96BIxIL0
@tapbot_paul that’s a pretty good random dungeon generation algorithm
@doismellburning @finn copy-paste it to notepad and find out :)
@thequux the infosec industry is Ethical Bad Guys: The Movie
@hypatiadotca unfortunately it was run on a deliberately old copy, it’s not 0day ;(
Oh snap, Mayhem found an exploitable bug in iwconfig in 1.9 seconds
@nickdepetrillo @fredowsley *leans over cubicle wall*  *highest of fives*
I should write back to the person offering lists of database customers, and ask for the list of mongodb users, as I must send my condolences
I apparently have no head for corporate politics. One of those “stubborn in their honor” types who gets beheaded. Wait, no, wrong book.
RT @timothypmurphy: How should you talk to your kid about the New Yorker cover? Probably something like, "Damn, you read the New Yorker? Yo…
@erwinkooi Thanks for being the first follower over nine thousand ;)
The research work on MAYHEM looks great and useful. (Just remember 1200 EIP hijacks != 1200 real-world attack vectors.)
RT @apiary: it is a bad sign when I ask someone to clear their cache and they have no idea what I'm talking about.
@sec_reactions @robertauger but… she wins that match, as I recall!
RT @41414141: "@joernchen: .@41414141 they just cannot read your preso: http://t.co/zvOHKSajuF" <- epic CiscOMFG vuln handling: just block …
Red panda baby red panda http://t.co/xjYkJZjnp6
I just got an email at my work address asking if I’d like to buy lists of people who use certain databases. Wat
@i0n1c @wimremes potato is a vegetable! We’re fierce good win potatoes.
RT @bSr43: Hopper 2.7.16 is available (and submitted to the Mac App Store) http://t.co/eMtLbIBb4r
@wimremes @thegrugq he spells bad. “I don’t know what a grugq is, but it must be something really cool, because I have a man-crush on one”
"Herald of Arms Extraordinary" I'm petitioning to have my job title changed to "Researcher Extraordinary" immediately
@puellavulnerata it turned out to be transient
Category:Articles I Am Glad Will Never Mention My Name http://t.co/rjayfxjJ5R
@m1sp "let me look up the list of typical court positions." http://t.co/EBbjgDR2KQ
@dan_crowley and womansplaining will be a good word for the coming feminist dystopia. :)
@dan_crowley and anyway patriarchynormalizationofprivilegesplained is a mouthful.
@dan_crowley I never said it has nothing to do with being a man! Being a man is necessary but not sufficient to be a mansplainer
@dan_crowley and, gods forgive me, I’ve probably whitesplained to someone at some point.
@dan_crowley it is something women say to other women, who nod and understand and commiserate.
@dan_crowley The word “mansplaining” is not used as a weapon. It can’t be. It bounces off, meaningless to them.
@dan_crowley mansplaining is not about being a man! It is about being a man noted for talking down to women.
@dan_crowley they both are meant to imply there’s something shameful about being a woman or being gay.
@dan_crowley because people who abuse privilege sometimes need a cold slap in the face to remember they have it.
@dan_crowley whitesplaining turns up hits on google and of course on tumblr… speaking only for myself, I’d use the word readily.
@dan_crowley it is the best word I know for that feeling when a man looks down his nose when I open my mouth.  Certain men. Never all.
@dan_crowley it’s of privileged origin. If we gave all power to redheads, I’d be a brownie subjected to gingersplaining no doubt.
@chriseng @ioerror @kylemaxwell As I recall, you were there too, though you missed out on some good pizza…
@dan_crowley it is about power balance.
@dan_crowley When there comes a time when a womanly congress tells a man he shall not have a vasectomy for his own good, womansplainers all.
@ioerror @kylemaxwell you coming to Vegas? Wouldn’t want my suspicion flag to expire for lack of suspicious activity.
RT @TriciaLockwood: My body is an internet ... the government doesn't understand how it works
RT @csoghoian: When US gov officials say "we are not collecting X type of data under this program" they just mean that surveillance program…
RT @xor: The newest member of @EFF's board takes no prisoners, so there is never a dilemma. https://t.co/2FKruHIpQ2 http://t.co/sVpKjQ0tam
@JackLScanlan I’m not sorry neither
@JackLScanlan every meme repeated is a prayer fair to the ears of our atheist god, Dawkins
@mikesacco @JackLScanlan Jack (and stranger), I’m going to fight you on this. There is not something inherently wrong with turns of phrase.
@oh_rodr of course they are. And it’s no coincidence the only American citizens they’ve been sent against are brown.
RT @starsandrobots: “Asking a professor whether you should do a PhD is inquiring with a lottery winner on whether you should buy a ticket.”…
@dan_crowley and it’s slangy, but I’m not sure what better way to term the phenomenon of certain men telling women what women think.
@dan_crowley a man saying something does not make him a mansplainer; it is not an insult that casts a shadow over the whole gender.
@CyborgCode with github, they have free utilities for Windows and OSX, and there are other git clients for Linux, to manage the codebase
@CyborgCode Programming, and that's as broad a question as asking how to learn art.
@allicient @elwoz it was never built with any such concepts. It was built with one concept: receive get or post. Spit out text in reply.
@Izkda it's a single syllable, but I'm told it means eye or snow, the latter probably being what's triggering the weather card.
RE: the Icelandic WL defector: don't put heavy moral burdens on the shoulders of teens. They need time to think and grow in a safe role.
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Bing Translator super helpful. http://t.co/AfgNyxBD8Y
@IPvFletch I hate to ruin your pun and point out that’s hangul
I heard your client lacks unicode support >(눈‸눈)< good.
I found a new emoji 눈‸눈
@hentaiphd @kivikakk says one who doesn’t need to fear mob violence
@pzmyers I’d much rather see them spend their tithes on factional infighting than outwards…
@elwoz concurrency: it’s definitely not the PHP way
RT @0xcharlie: Ugh, car hacking is real.  I accidentally made myself crash into my garage today :(. http://t.co/NKeYeeIs7c
RT @matthew_d_green: Oh good, the ZRTPCPP bugs are in the Hello packet. The one ZRTP doesn't properly authenticate.
Here is the ZRTP patch — several classic easy-to-make C mistakes. https://t.co/VfyGpBhizx
“We decided to ninja-edit a public bug report even though THE PATCH IS ON GITHUB” https://t.co/xgcol2udu3 #helping #nothelping
@homakov I only like nerds.
@nrr that smile is because of the brain damage from the concussions
@puellavulnerata it is known that my email address has contacted the email addresses of anarchists, communists, and worse, Australians.
@cl_atlanta @tenfootfangs ah yes, Thomas Jefferson’s famous missive, Against Unions Mofte Gaye
RT @puellavulnerata: http://t.co/SjKEi12k3T Page 13: "Contact chaining and other metadata analysis do not qualify as 'interception' or 'sel…
@axiomsofchoice it’s not unreasonable for most people, but for some of us it’s completely unambiguous :)
@DarthNull it is in the style guide of the New Yorker, iirc, as they think it makes them high-bröw.
@kylemaxwell @ioerror @thegrugq oh of course. But I don’t think I’ve ever emailed him… only late-night twitter DMs…
@kylemaxwell okay, I did email @ioerror a bug report once, so sometimes one.
Regarding email collection: there is no doubt in my mind that I am two degrees of separation by mail away from Bad Guys Of Some Description.
@maxtch no actually… as I hear the apps I use are still crash-prone
Exactly as I assumed, they play games to maximize the amount of packets they snarf, not minimize. http://t.co/ZO0K5vHEHO
@profoundlypaige I pin the business cards of my favorite industry peers to my wall as proof they deign to speak with me :p
RT @puellavulnerata: http://t.co/aEIBiQUUKu Pg. 10, note 4: "...at NSA's request, a vendor diverted a shipment of servers intended for othe…
@DrinkTillKaren and I'm sure maybe not every clinic in Texas is wholly up to those standards! But it's used as an excuse.
@DrinkTillKaren that is a general healthcare concern and we have legions of regulators to keep common sanitation from even being a choice.
RT @thegrugq: “@mdowd: @moxie @thegrugq "uses java...so is not vulnerable” << the first time these words have ever been spoken!
@singawhore @GovernorPerry I was raised in the same faith he was. Am I arrogant to suppose I turned out better? :)
@matthew_d_green see you there at definitely not a conference
@Samurai336 and that is their greatest sin, that they presume freedom of religion to mean freedom to enforce theirs.
Also @GovernorPerry by his own words wants to “protect women” from their own healthcare choices, as if they’re small children.
I’m disgusted by the way @GovernorPerry shamelessly promotes his personal religion as if it’s the decider of the law.
@GovernorPerry protect women from what, their own choices?
@CyborgCode I'm not really sure what you're asking; naming the file which explains how to install "README" is just a tradition.
#siblings http://t.co/Vk50qRTJRK
@JackLScanlan I'm told this should be tweeted at one Jack. I assume you were meant. http://t.co/QiK3OBPSx1
@vathpela yup, and they failed me by the tiniest sliver. Good thing too, what was I thinkiing?
@MalwareJake 'merica
Every few months, I get an email asking me to apply to be an information services specialist for the Foreign Service. It's cute.
Gods forgive me for indulging in wikileaks drama, but this is all kinds of messed up. http://t.co/pZjf9zWLLV
@spacerog it’s a big leap of faith, but most in fact do not automatically post without user interaction
@philpem yes but the key point is that one definitely shouldn’t assume the crypto-phones are totally safe.
RT @mdowd: Would like to thank @Silent_Circle for turning around fixes for these bugs really quickly. Great job, guys!
@mdowd I wanna see let me see I won’t hack no phones sir
Mr. @mdowd has some serious vulns in crypto-phones. You know, those ones we’re all using to avoid the NSA. http://t.co/7jp4Qo6J7d
RT @photonstorm: My 7 year old found a box of 3.5" disks in my office, he said (and I quote) "are they like a collecting card game from Vic…
@DavidNakamura @ioerror 30-year-old, your grace.
Of all the things one could say to defend the NSA, you say it’s a job creator? https://t.co/B2nOmvwrt1 (congressman)
@Call_Me_Dutch never seen a politician say so plainly he will put up with anything for money.
@m1sp It is his very first meeting with Our Lady of Overreaction.
@m1sp I forgot what I originally asked for, and assumed you meant the European Space Agency
RT @MarkKriegsman: @Veracode goes black tie at the E&Y Entrepreneur of The Year awards. We clean up nice, don't we! http://t.co/iBKFDrdKn6
RT @mccv: New interview question: "what's your favorite build system?"  Correct answers: 1) Rage face 2) None of them 3) Literal table flip
@themarkcaudill @puellavulnerata you know, like squirrel marriage and stuff
RT @puellavulnerata: Oh, now that's taking stupid to a whole new level: https://t.co/MRa1DTywfq
@BryanJFischer I have read many willfully ignorant things today. The throne belongs to you.
@m1sp he’s not so tough without a pterosaur to back him up http://t.co/HWnD6anUKZ
RT @stevebenen: 3 hours ago: Rick Perry declares, "Texans value life." 1/2 hour ago: Texas carries out its 500th execution since 1982
@dakami well that was cute
Heck of a Facebook bug. A moment of silence for a merciful death. http://t.co/utewTpZBFf
@dakami I have a word for that…
RT @SCOTUS_Scalia: Yesterday I voted to overturn a legislative body. Today I said it was offensive for a court to do so. The difference is …
@eevee sorry, please adjust your decoder for sarcasm and try again
@rgov they are steadily slipping more into the defaults to, I don’t know, drive engagement
@eevee that makes them sooooo much less creepy. Thanks.
@jduck even Apple Maps can find him http://t.co/HqUGH1F3Nb
@ioerror @puellavulnerata who’s invited?
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@_larry0 knowing where you work, that gives me The Worries.
RT @cjcmichel: And here we go again. RT @ArletteSaenz: Rick Perry just called a special session, starts July 1st
RT @dangoodin001: Can Apple read your iMessages? Ars deciphers “end-to-end” crypto claims http://t.co/JJMrjf41hF
@jonelf she is a character in my novel, not known for being emotionally balanced.
@chort0 ah, sorry! The mail came. I was busy writing the first Scathing Review of Malware, but I intend to write several.
@fdiesch The Lord never looked so ladylike, I’d reckon…
Look look I drew something! … why are you all looking at me like that? http://t.co/auabk3SwkF
@ternus fair enough, but city folk are notorious for being too scared of horses to go near them :)
RT @fivethirtyeight: By August, about 600m people worldwide will live in states/countries with gay marriage vs. about 300m a year ago.
@ternus you know you’re a city boy when you think that’s a problem folk don’t have no more. :p
I don’t know which mystery is greater: why my USB stick has a folder named gayporn, or why it only contains signing certificates
RT @vogon: @0xabad1dea a Halliburton always repays his debts
In a thousand years, they will speak of corporations as we do noble lineages. “The House of Sun crumbled, and became vassals of another”
RT @jgeorge: An article about HP admitting a backdoor in a product was interrupted by an ad. For HP security analysis software. http://t.co…
LEGALISTIC ARGLE BARGLE http://t.co/kH1UTugQwl
RT @chort0: When a few officials say "trust us with surveillance, we'll follow the rules" you should do no such thing. Official lie & cheat…
RT @chort0: The TX Senate's attempt to blatantly break the rules should be a good argument for why transparency is critical for legitimate …
@ternus I only pray to red pandas.
@Neostrategos he’s been on the record as believing gay marriage is fundamentally evil for many years.
Best fundie response I’ve gotten yet: I am, to my surprise, a goat worshipper.
@DanMudd @0x17h yeah, that’s me, I went to school to study science and ended up praying to goats.  What are you smoking, friend?
I await Orson Scott Card’s brave assault on the White House to fight and die for the right to not look at two dudes holding hands
RT @ternus: “Any government that [legalizes gay marriage] is my mortal enemy. I will act to destroy that government & bring it down”-Orson …
The future: Microsoft advertises 3D printer drivers shipping with the operating system. https://t.co/PkJ7KpasMN
@DanMudd @0x17h naw, see, treating animals humanely is a “lib” thing, abusing their bodies is more what the other side prefers
@mirell Catholics in rich countries are left to their own rational devices for the most part.
I will not hesitate to tell fundamentalists that they preach a religion of hate. I came out of that darkness, I know it intimately.
@ternus Melissa Elliott does not QUOTE, as if her words could fail her.
@GovMikeHuckabee You seriously believe your prophet is upset that human beings embrace in love and freedom? He sounds hateful.
@MadAttorney @0x17h you mean that place that turned down the opportunity to rape Lot’s daughters at his suggestion?
@ternus when the smile is soft and the eyes are gentle and the words truthful but not harsh.
@VirginiaProdan @0x17h I’m sorry, nobody could hear your tribal god over the calls of living human beings for their rights
RT @chriseng: Can't figure out how to add this test case to the regression suite. #veracode (h/t @MarkKriegsman) http://t.co/9mi1OSKOLy
RT @ScottFilmCritic: Woman opposes gay marriage for religious reasons. Facebook friend explains why she probably shouldn't. #DOMA http://t.…
@wimremes good gods man how many languages do you tweet in
RT @neiltyson: Science literacy is less about what you know & more about how your brain is wired for asking questions.
Expired cert stolen from Opera, used to sign malware http://t.co/lz8V2dkxex this is why checking those dang dates matters
@m1sp hey, you can gay marry an American now and it will count. Just saying.
@CyberiAccela nope.
@bhelyer the engine loves me !
// need to review what the point of this function is   And that’s when I knew this code base had achieved sentience
@codeferret_ haha probably.
@BatesLine almost no-one is advocating for late-term abortions for any reason other than life-or-death medical emergency, afaik.
@m1sp emotional support request
@BatesLine you’re deliberately ignoring that such a thing is typically in fact illegal ?
@hirojin it's actually just variable names
Someday I should ask my static analysis elders what is this “Solaris” they refer to in old documentation. Sounds almost… familiar…
@m1sp @CyberiAccela it’s okay, money, and furniture, grows on trees.
@CyberiAccela @m1sp it’s not stealing if you’re human, it’s manifest destiny.
@BatesLine and probably ignoring that the womb carries out far more natural abortions, often before the woman knows, than clinics ever will.
@BatesLine of course, you’re ignoring that almost all abortions happen as early in the pregnancy as possible, no one WANTS to wait
@BatesLine yeah? http://t.co/HowUPvt6IO
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@Tomi_Tapio the heck is wrong with their hands
RT @ginatrapani: Very good morning hugging my wife and daughter, celebrating our upgrade from second-class citizenship.
@DarthNull @WeldPond I bet Amazon’s east coast facility went down.
@WeldPond you were struck by lightning ? Sudden clarity.
RT @hypatiadotca: Technical term. MT @ryangrim: Scalia calls the DOMA majority opinion "legalistic argle-bargle". Srsly. I think there's sp…
@pusscat high five
I was wondering why my morning twitter log was so large today… no wonder heh
@BryanJFischer back to Philosophy 101 with you. https://t.co/44AfBN28Rj
RT @nonstampNSC: Congratulations to those who have overcome the Mormon church's obscene anti-gay campaign of 2008. #marriageEquality #prop8
RT @wyethwire: One last time: Privilege means never having to wonder if your Constitutional rights are about to change in the next 30 minut…
RT @SCOTUSblog: DOMA is unconstitutional
@kaepora a curiously American thing to do, really.
@cs2501x so mostly I was wondering if advocating to make sure someone’s phone line is nonstop busy is incitement to a crime.
@cs2501x I was reading tweets saying to make sure the phones of the Texas governor never stop ringing today
@DrWhax ah good, it’s an idiom… it sounds a touch odd translated literally
@cs2501x these seem to both fall under computer laws, and phone laws are older and generally more peculiar to my understanding
RT @notch: I love getting called gay as an insult. In my head it's like calling people swimmers. I don't swim, but I kinda like the idea. S…
@DrWhax err is blue eyes an idiom I am unfamiliar with or are they referring to shared ethnicity ?
RT @djon3s: There's never been a better time to gift an old laptop with a Tor and an EFF sticker to a seat at a train station.
Re: harassment: if ten thousand people place one call each to a publicly disclosed telephone number, who could you charge?
RT @CecileRichards: The official vote was recorded at 12:03 a.m. Know why? Because of you. #StandWithWendy #SB5 #TXLege
Are there actually any laws in America against manual telephone DDoS ?
RT @aurosan: Everyone, say hello to the Texas GOP: http://t.co/t037uUKDMp
RT @vogon: if nothing else my twitter feed is making me glad that I wasn't the only college student who tried to change timestamps to evade…
One of the villains of my novel is a cute, sweet girl easily provoked to sudden violence. No, I have no idea where I got the idea for her.
If you take my words too literally I will throw you off a bridge   Metaphorically, one hopes
@m1sp I did not say anything about expertise dear Mispy !
@rantyben I'm speaking of the sheer amount of free material and you know it.
If you have the internet and speak English, the only thing you may say after “I am ignorant on the subject” is “for five more minutes.”
@raudelmil there comes a point when base ignorance is a grown man’s danged own fault.
@BatesLine pick up a biology book, if they haven’t burned them all wherever you live
RT @MatthewKeysLive: Texas Senate changes website, now shows vote on SB5 happened before midnight on June 25 - http://t.co/YwKA6xKKSC
RT @MatthewKeysLive: Texas Senate website shows vote on anti-abortion bill SB5 took place on June 26 (after midnight) - http://t.co/KahMSwy…
@thegrugq it is always heartbreaking, it is not ever anything someone wants to do.
@amanicdroid @BatesLine He mansplained so hard that the Men’s Rights redditors just all fell pregnant.
@thegrugq Texas is a big place. Not everyone is crazy. And I understand that everything is illegal in Thailand.
Check out this guy’s timeline. @BatesLine   Not hesitating to call him out as a privileged little festering wound.
@BatesLine Or mayhaps because to every one of those people, this DESPERATELY MATTERED? Tantrums, indeed.
@BatesLine Do you suppose the tiers of that gallery were packed with throngs on a Tuesday night for sport?
@BatesLine What a majestic dismissal of the desperate fight to protect half of humanity from the dark elements of the other.
@snare “We have to adjourn at midnight, unless it ‘twar a woman who kept us up so late”
@L0sPengu1n0s I don’t doubt that someone vandalized a potted plant or something, but that’s rather besides the point.
RT @jltowns: Omg. Just for the record - in this moment, this is the information the CNN machine is giving us. http://t.co/YtBc5biqWG
RT @rare_basement: THIS SHIT HAPPENS TO WOMEN EVERY DAY. "JUMP THROUGH THESE IMPOSSIBLE HOOPS TO SUCCEED. OH YOU MADE IT? WELL YOU LOSE ANY…
RT @amanicdroid: Hey, @BarackObama, there is oil in Texas. Let's take democracy to them.
Am I to understand that people of my country are being arrested within the halls of a legislature for protesting an illegal vote? … Damn.
RT @doubleNNjen: More than 50 troopers arresting people in the gallery
RT @nikhilgoya_l: Image of state troops entering the gallery. http://t.co/7YvFLOJYmF #StandWithWendy
@m1sp he does not know of such things; after all, Ismyrn is NOT the Aspect, but one who could be, and this he knows.
RT @spacerog: RT @KimZetter: Vine video showing the crowd outside the Texas Senate gallery tonight - https://t.co/0XAY0E1bB9 <- Local TX ne…
Do these senators even know about live streaming
@m1sp plot! http://t.co/UuLZTmytXo
What news from the mark? http://t.co/VLjUGI792l
RT @dresdencodak: I think we're officially seeing #OccupySexism
RT @andykilgore: Welcome to Whose Legislature Is It Anyway where the rules are made up and the points of order don't matter #sb5 #standwith…
Tonight: about six billion people hear the word “germane” for the first, and last, time.
RT @chriseng: Occupation: "The LeBron James of filibustering" http://t.co/BLi1QZNBPL #StandWithWendy
@maradydd apparently it’s three strikes and you’re out or something
@vogon /me tosses you a hundred RTs  Pocket change
@vogon “member since June” looks legit… “2012”
RT @tikva: BTW, "point of order" is my new safeword.
@wookiee guilt trip much
@wookiee :O
RT @Seraph1337: hi. Wendy Davis, whether you agree w/ her or not, is a colossal badass with nerves of steel for doing this AFTER her office…
RT @rare_basement: hey non-americans confused about filibusters: dont worry most of us dont fully understand them either
@_wirepair he’s dead, man. They need to move on.
RT @ginatrapani: Yo @twitter, work with @falcon_android, will you? Your arbitrary token limit is killing a passionate community & dev who l…
@_wirepair @rantyben @thegrugq until they let him through customs *
@thegrugq @_wirepair but but but America has so many wonderful things! Like… like me !
@m1sp how many days of school are there from kindergarten through third grade ?
@m1sp tonight in Abadidea Draws Dresses: Wow Abadidea Did You Know Dresses That Cover Shoulders Are An Option
RT @JasonAller: #standwithwendy in Texas how do legislators in wheelchairs filibuster? Do they have to stand?
@MalwareJake “cracks passwords” is a heck of a buzzword.
I don’t ever answer unexpected calls from mystery numbers on their first call… but 000-0000 is all kinds of special. http://t.co/LzvyoUEfPk
RT @natashenka: @0xabad1dea It was my clever ploy to get everyone to clone the entire repo ;) Slides on there own are here http://t.co/1kHk…
@m1sp never do anything with only one purpose in mind! If nothing else, you can always complicate the plot.
@me_irl as a larper I will respect their fantasy
In which a newspaper refers to killing combatants as hunting big game. http://t.co/TiApcBSicI
@m1sp I have determined that I need a short prologue starring Young Rashk.
@natashenka error: blob is too big :(
Dear cryptography community xoxo I think you are all swell also all crazy
@tapbot_paul @MikeBeas Sorry I blew my lid.
@tapbot_paul @MikeBeas precisely.
@MikeBeas @tapbot_paul and it is all fundamentally the issue of the living human whose body and health is compromised.
@MikeBeas @tapbot_paul it’s not a baby, and the point of regulation is to keep abortions on the side of the line where it’s not a baby
@MikeBeas @tapbot_paul you ASK for their kidney. There is no reason pregnancy should be different. Bodily compromise by consent.
@MikeBeas @tapbot_paul You would never tackle the nearest person and harvest their kidney against their will, for someone who needs one
@MikeBeas @tapbot_paul that’s not what I said. But you know what? Listen to this, please:
@tapbot_paul @MikeBeas I take that ground too ?
@MikeBeas @tapbot_paul of course, this is another pointless argument with someone who has never had to worry of pregnancy
@MikeBeas @tapbot_paul damn my conscience, I would probably be too queasy to have an abortion. Damn lives ruined for religious pretension.
@MikeBeas @tapbot_paul the idea that there is no difference from conception to birth is purely a notion of particular religions.
@MikeBeas @tapbot_paul an egg is not a bird. Go study developmental biology. I did. Learned a heck of a lot.
@MikeBeas @tapbot_paul gfdi nobody is killing babies
@spacerog @th3j35t3r whence the respect? I’ve never known him to have any reaction to anything but DDoS.
@MikeBeas @tapbot_paul the strawmanness of this has left me twitchy…
@brennantom @c7five the 1337 motley fool, naming someone narcissist? Takes one to know one.   But sir your geolocation is classy.
@m1sp dangit mispy NO TIME TRAVEL
@mikeestee @starsandrobots @marshray oh my gods. This is going in my meme folder.
RT @johl: If this was a movie, the plot twist would be that Snowden's encrypted security file is already in the Bitcoin blockchain, in Base…
RT @ZoeQuinnzel: I hate it when games tell me to press x because I panic for a split second because of this http://t.co/BhTVGAXSE8
RT @repjustinamash: Congress has highest security clearance level for classified information. Why, then, are most of us denied access to FI…
RT @MatthewKeysLive: This is the NSA 'fact sheet' that was pulled earlier today from the NSA's website - http://t.co/Xa5znZSQum
RT @oiwan: HK Sec of Justice Rimsky Yuen explained the U.S did not specify the "J" in Edward J Snowden whether it is Joseph or James in the…
RT @deliciousbees: "Ask yourself: should such people be handed over to be imprisoned?" says president of country who imprisoned three women…
It seems somewhere along the way this PHP bot lost all instances of the string "." (including quotes) from the source file.
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@0x17h *squint* RTL8187L ?
@0x17h http://t.co/mqxWSbBdjC
@asyncsrc because it's a hacking tools CD from China
It came with a CD, but my husband won't let me stick it in the only computer we have with a CD drive.
@abditum did your eyes glaze over? Read it, really read it...
So I bought a wifi dish antenna off Amazon. This is the box. Uh... http://t.co/cIHzK3rCYx
I'm writing my first professional review of a PHP bot. /* implicit variable creation is the devil's work, son */
@WeldPond @QuantumG yeah, so... they do unplug :p
@grumpybozo I do most of my work on Not My Work Machine, but I needed it for something particular...
@jlwfnord I'll assume that's why IT hasn't fulfilled the ticket I filed like a whole 26 minutes ago yet then! :p
@mtheoryx it's not a bug, it's a well-known property. And no, there's no check-as-you-type.
@daviottenheimer I wouldn't call our local network particularly slow...
Someone please tell me the sensible reason that SMB can take over a minute to decide a share you typed in isn't valid
@skynetbnet *I* don't. It's the work machine...
RT @blowdart: ARS makes firefox cry. http://t.co/6m1Q1KMUWa
@grumpybozo what else would you call a thing where you type in a user name and password?
Let's take a look at this malicious PHP *click* *antivirus flips out and deletes it* Hmm. I'm going to hear from IT about this...
Well bless my bit9 sysadmin's prickly little heart, he done give me an "allow" button to use on these here DLLs and my build be workin'!
@dakami bet you I can make one that is
@jeremiahfelt thank you but no operators are free at this time
@cowtowncoder the last time I said the word “serbo-croatian” a Croatian threatened to murder me
“So… you’ve been letting us have electricity for months, we gave you money, the electricity is on and the money is missing?” “Yep!”
“Oh it’s a good thing you called because we apparently lost all your bill payments ever into the black void of despair”
@spacerog I keep getting to a live person and disconnected because all lines are full
“Account locked out” “I understand you have a billing question. Are you moving?” “Account password reset” “I understand you have a billing q
@nrr wh… wh… what. why
RT @ternus: “Akamai Adversarial Resilience: We *Can* Repel Firepower of that Magnitude”
Hello, I am an automated assistant. Please state what you want, given no hints as to preferred input, so I can wildly misinterpret it.
@savagejen @r4v5 @0x17h I’d recommend a tutor under the rules of homeschooling
@r4v5 the jawbreaker I posted earlier is not mine, I only have receivers.
@Wxcafe @codeferret_ the shocked one was a “bonus figure” iirc
RT @arstechnica: World of Warcraft mobile auctions closed after rash of account hijacks http://t.co/fCdI3prhBB by @dangoodin001
@apiary write a python bot to attend meetings
@jennifurret I tend to make a reply to what they said and then throw in “also I prefer the other pronoun” just incidentally
@r4v5 nope, never. Move along. Nothing to see here.
@Wxcafe @codeferret_ bought a box set from… some Japanese import site I guess?
@DoktorJeep *whistles innocently*
Should have bought more shielding for those serial cables my little friend… http://t.co/ZFGgwXUePd
This one isn’t mine but it consented to photography http://t.co/mRaevZXjed
Expect this sort of thing in my slides http://t.co/5mjbjgEOTd
I’m telling Engineering to freeze the code base forever as soon as my build runs so I never have to see a bit-nine dialogue again.
RT @sec_reactions: How I feel trying to get non-technical people to care about PRISM - by @aloria http://t.co/Dwmhxc1eHX
@tapbot_paul and hence, the Recycle Bin was born !
@shoebox aww, well, make the most of it !
Ever notice that in video games, the elevator is ALWAYS on the floor you’re on? #nsa #conspiracy
@raudelmil I actually specifically tried to avoid sending too many me-toos on him cuz I didn't want to be blocked
I think the NSA guy finally blocked me. Well that was inevitable
@kyhwana it genuinely doesn’t occur to a lot of people that an https form loaded through an http container is a problem
@kyhwana eww. One rarely sees iframes at all anymore actually, except to load another site entirely.
@grumpybozo @cba well, Mr. Assange says he is not truly missing, and is safe, so I presume he wasn’t abducted.
@mikko the jester disgusts me. He wields his little sword against everyone he has the vaguest reason to dislike.
@ShadowTodd and no back pain.
@DrPizza I want you to know I’m sorry ere I fall asleep.
@psobot now find the waste and trim at at source level ;)
@DrPizza I’ll miss you.
@oh_rodr small numbers matter too. Though I can’t speak to this UCMJ thing.
RT @eevee: http://t.co/hEq33TMxKC oh, imagemagick. why are you "parsing" xml by hand.
@0x17h you know what else reminds me of schools in Soviet Russia that Texas doesn’t do?  Math.
@bojanrajkovic @Edcrab_ and I think people who do not like the word do not like the theoretical future of “needing” to say so
@bojanrajkovic @Edcrab_ which it wasn’t. Cis is not an insult. I am cis. Most people are cis or mostly so.
@mdowd woohoo !!
RT @hypatiadotca: Today marks the 40th anniversary of the worst act of anti-LGBTQ terrorism in US history. Never forget. http://t.co/YBH0ji…
RT @grumpybozo: Who seriously believes that a jr. sysadmin who has demonstrated poor strategic planning was the first guy to walk TS data o…
RT @BenDoernberg: If #Snowden can cover his tracks to hide what documents he accessed, what stops other NSA agents from covering tracks of …
RT @xepheraux: the fact that people who own multiple homes and people who live without shelter exist in the same societal framework is awfu…
@ioerror @hellNbak_ I think, by and large, there are many legitimate security services to which they are just another rich customer
RT @Edcrab_: People mad because cis is an "invented word", unlike those pure naturally occurring words found inside fruit and in the format…
@oh_rodr wait… are you saying gays HAVE to join the military now to show their appreciation for it being a possibility on the table ?
@0x17h though somewhere in my heart I have sympathy for him, the correlation between Marxism and arson eludes me.
RT @trevortimm: Senators claim NSA is lying about privacy protections in its "fact sheet" but can't say how because it's classified. http:/…
RT @sinak: Hemingway killed himself while hounded by FBI. He seemed paranoid to friends but FOIA reveal truth: http://t.co/uUNyBzFXok via @…
@eevee but if I search for Hermione, it’s there.
@eevee example: I have a jpeg of Hermione that has a numerical filename and no textual metadata that says anything about Hermione at all
@eevee unless you’re not the only person with that file, and the aggregate metadata tells them a lot about it
RT @doingitwrong: I remember as a kid reading about the worst excesses of the collapsing Roman Empire and thinking “why didn’t anyone DO so…
RT @djrbliss: I'm so glad that Comcast decided for me that my cable modem password would be much better without special characters.
@WhiteMageSlave WORLD BUILD GET https://t.co/61HBSusPmR (optional: @ELLIOTTCABLE @ternus not optional: @m1sp )
@thegrugq @hellNbak_ I was told today I'm a firebrand. Edgy. Mad bad and dangerous to know. I'm totally cool.
@RSWestmoreland would explain why no-one can find him...
oh boy oh boy I've been chosen to receive a "bahanas" cruise for two by SMS!
@thegrugq There are many terrible things to say about my educators. Being "Christian Scientists" is, blessedly, not one of them.
Me an' BFF @m1sp on some kind of digi-date http://t.co/1uIM6DIB2z
So I've read about six hundred pages of game of thrones so far and now I'm calling @m1sp my vassal
@jgeorge IDK, but @m1sp is here and I guess there's room for one more! (Actually I don't actually have cherries)
"I'm opening my gate and you can come get my cherries. In Animal Crossing, IN ANIMAL CROSSING"
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It sounds like there was a mass glitch and a bunch of google sessions got terminated. Weird.
@xa329 @0xcharlie *my* DH? He is... how do you say... into physical security? And I don't mean locks.
@apiary all the radio signals you didn't know your electronics are giving off.
@xa329 @0xcharlie I don't even have a transmitter and HE'S FORMER NSA IT'S NOT FAIR
I was just kicked out of gmail and gdrive "for security purposes" and had to log back in. *ominous.wav*
@m1sp gtalk seems to have disavowed me
Writing protip: need a bunch of minor characters in a hurry? Recall one of your classes from school, no matter how vaguely, and run with it
@m1sp slathering random "historic" versions of SDL onto my drive, we arrive at Function 'TCOD_sys_read_file' not found in ... libtcod.dylib
@m1sp Library not loaded: @ executable_path/../Frameworks/libpng.framework/Versions/1.5.4/libpng  And there it is- the problem I always had!
@0xcharlie there shall be NO MONKEYING ABOUT WITH THE WATERFALL DISPLAY.
@0xcharlie haha.jpg wait that means I have to wake up to be polite doesn't it
@TakoArishi that's why I RDP :p
@RSWestmoreland she's seen our customers' code a few times too many...
@JamesTCave HEY!!! LUKA WAS FACING THE OTHER WAY! PERIMETER COMPROMISE!!!
I only RDP into this machine, can you tell ? http://t.co/hw3Z1IsCK2
@scriptmonkey_ @TriCorce @phillips321 spoiler: it's badg3r5
@Viss @fbz in general, I do not remember the 90s.
@solak come on man you're not even European.
Youtube has me figured out I'm afraid. One of these things is not like the others. All of these things are spot on. http://t.co/EPr1MkYnXm
Allegedly my defcon talk is at 5:00 on Saturday. Good. I was afraid of having to wake up before 10!
Stocking up on non-black t-shirts with which to establish my alpha geekdom https://t.co/iYEsiQhyWh
@d_olex I'm making fun of him. Personally. :)
@amanicdroid somebody stop these maniacs ! Or not. Their loss…
RT @JimmyS: @0xabad1dea check the last anecdote out on page 1: exploitation of your owen code for great victory! http://t.co/LR5wXtBJU2
@d_olex @rantyben he is indeed no stranger to wrong!
@amanicdroid and they specifically have the most serious threat model on earth. As much as I hate them I'm embarrassed.
@amanicdroid they're specifically using the terms root and super user. They specifically designed their own solution to this
I always wanted a set of rainbow books, but I’ve never even seen a single volume in person. Born too late, I guess !
@marshray rainbow books… now there’s a blast from my shadowy origins past
@CelestialBeard @0x17h http://t.co/opCtaYYciX
Like seriously if it’s actually true that agencies can’t distinguish between different system admins’ actions the incompetency is… gross.
@amanicdroid no but you’d think knowledge of the existence of RBAC would be uniform among people managing NSA computers
@oh_rodr @chort0 well if you don’t spam me it’s all good
This just in: three-letter agencies don’t know about sudo, even though they developed SELinux? http://t.co/v6RlzFk4XL
@chort0 can you send a zip to [firstname].b.elliott at gmail ? (Do spammers even scrape for emails any more?)
@chort0 I want some unambiguously malicious code it is easy to make cruel fun of
RT @djrbliss: PS4 evidently runs a FreeBSD derivative. I guess there will finally be a place to use FreeBSD 0days besides Defcon CTF!
@eevee please tell @kufat and @codeferret_ I am officially not the world’s worst laptop purchasing maniac
RT @tinycartridge: dang gotta take advantage of this deal at Re-Tail http://t.co/W04kUyvuF6
@WarOnPrivacy he seems to “defer to the wisdom” of his military and never challenge them on anything they want
But a nice innocent girl like me doesn’t know where to find malware source code ! Preferably stupid IRC bot ones or some such
@ntavish yes, either deliberately (intended to be customized) or by leaks.
@WarOnPrivacy @puellavulnerata I’m pretty sure half the reason we’re in this mess is that he can’t bear to handle warlike things himself
Perhaps, for good sport, I should do a “serious” code review of the source of some malware.
Here’s the complete emet slides btw. http://t.co/MvgecELJAU
@xa329 but… EBP didn’t actually change.
Okay, maybe I’m missing something but I don’t understand why a compiler would emit that. http://t.co/qZHE1JZNC3
RT @ioerror: I'm glad to hear that Former Italian Prime Minister Silvio Berlusconi was found guilty.
RT @katespencer: This article on what's happening in Texas cannot be RTed enough: http://t.co/fIpNbjzPjs
You can has root on HP storage devices http://t.co/0K0dONtHD2 (via both /r/netsec and @TriCorce)
@L0sPengu1n0s the Netherlands, as that’s where all the cables join, so ping should be low !
@Kufat /me points to 4chan and the beliebers
@L0sPengu1n0s high holy priestess
@Kufat the idea behind making the Internet its own country is to MAKE it an act of war silly
@sanguis3k “Send in… the BELIEBERS.”
My solution: 1) Make the internet its own country 2) All government surveillance is now an act of war 3) ??? But it will be great
RT @paradroid001: @0xabad1dea Can't hack a computer that has no free memory. Just allocate it *all*.
@jdiezlopez it’s probably effective against a large portion of wholly generic, non-customized payloads
This is the hackiest anti-hacking measure I could possibly imagine. #emet http://t.co/ZqYpCgZV6c
@kaepora I tried to tune in but it was so stuttery and over compressed I could hardly get a word
RT @savagejen: Julian Assange is answering questions about Snowden on RT: http://t.co/6SpHl15MAs "He is in a safe place and his spirits are…
@MrToph mine beeps again after 24 hours…
@wimremes oh come now, a man five thousand followers tall ought be used to it, however will you bear the pressure of nine thousand?
@Gadgetoid @dildog and that my friend is how religions are born ! #SacredKnee
RT @ioerror: When the question of the US pressure on #Ecuador came up - the #BBC feed ended - attempts to reload it "The broadcast has now …
RT @SnowdensSeat: I feel empty.
RT @halvarflake: Correction: US has approx. the same number of people with TS clearance (relative to population) as the Stasi had when the …
RT @dildog: Want to feel old? Every 12 year old was born AFTER the "All Your Base" meme got started. #forgreatjustice
RT @conor64: How could Snowden go to Cuba, a country where untried prisoners on hunger strikes are force fed with -- oh, wait, it's us doin…
@m1sp let us do the dance… the Dance of the Timezones
@m1sp are you chat-enabled today ?
@m1sp I’m at work ATM I guess in a bit I can dig out the air and install rvm on it
RT @offmessage: Big question of the day: If you lose a tooth while abroad does *your* tooth fairy come out or does the local one deliver? A…
This is an amazing tweet thread starring our friend Former NSA Guy. https://t.co/7G0zchXW00 (who apparently has very delicate ears)
Halfway through the book. I propose renaming it A Song of Deus Ex Direlupus
@marshray green? Well some of the nebulae are green…
@marshray I like it, but you can’t take it personally when someone is mean to you
Oh so Hodor really is a Pokemon I thought that was some kind of imgur meme #AbadideaReadsGameOfThrones
@jesster_king in game of thrones
@daveaitel @thegrugq posting safes on imgur — a risky gambit, which paid off.
RT @daveaitel: so I heard you guys like safes - Imgur http://t.co/HGrvrOl3XF
RT @drunkenpredator: Hong Kong? Moscow? And now Ecuador?! Just PICK ONE, dude! This is getting exhausting! #idonthaveajetengine
@thegrugq a keen anger flared in me, and I willed your destruction. It might be the book.
@thegrugq I will not take the grugq seriously I will not take the grugq seriously I will not
@thegrugq Harry Potter picks up a mature reading level around book four
@thegrugq mature reading level does not mean “mature” gratuitous content
@savagejen I’m pretty sure most large departments do by this point
@ELLIOTTCABLE feel free to sample my wares http://t.co/ciIHCvtYKu
@ELLIOTTCABLE in any case yes I write an awful lot, and it defies my guardians that I hold a paper of the sciences.
@WhiteMageSlave I will tell you why progress has slowed: I have been too happy
@WhiteMageSlave the written manuscript hasn’t gotten much longer, it’s all been my patented Manga Notes
@ELLIOTTCABLE you should probably follow my muse, @m1sp , to see the constant flurry of midnight exchanges on the matter
@ELLIOTTCABLE particularly of one of the older characters, and to establish the common people of one of the cultures.
@ELLIOTTCABLE the one which I am a hundred pages into, and in the process of inserting some more scenes for characterization
@ELLIOTTCABLE regardless my story is better
@WhiteMageSlave but as a writer I can guarantee he went back and added that remark after he decided it was a convenient plot device
@WhiteMageSlave nah his mom totally mentioned it a chapter or two before
@ELLIOTTCABLE I made a bad decision to read Game of Thrones
@ELLIOTTCABLE … hello?
@spacerog you’ll look ridiculous
# 348948206761156608
@m1sp in any case, I intend for it to be clear that, once both of age, anyone of common taste would say that Houri has the Aspect of Hot.
@m1sp your next post was about… oh never mind, sure, some other child’s issues, I believe you :p
@rantyben yeah one of them already got thrown off a roof
@herodfel I’m reading game of thrones…
RT @Packetknife: You know - you're allowed to not like Snowden, Wikileaks, Manning, Greenwald, etc. etc. AND EXPECT BETTER FROM _YOUR_ GOVE…
@The1TrueSean throne of games or something like that
@ameaijou I did specifically ask if it was grooooooss
Why did none of you warn me about the twincest
@m1sp goodness am I the only writer who gives the youngest sister the good looks
@JackLScanlan that’s cheating unless you bring some to share … wait… that sounds really gross.
@jennifurret they all gave me an odd look.
@jennifurret last time I was in Vegas people kept asking me — because I look under 21 I guess — and I said truthfully it was business…
@stevelord I don’t watch TV, but it’s hard not to encounter the fandom on the internet.
RT @arstechnica: California sends a cease and desist order to the Bitcoin Foundation http://t.co/tkhxlr7O79 by @nathanmattise
@savagejen what? They bothered you ?!
@BettyMcGraw7 @sneakatdatavibe yes, but I’m pretty sure I can’t simply visit it.
Read the prologue. Wait, there are zombies in this story? I though it was just about knowing nothing, especially the location of dragons
@iHum4n no actually, and I really need to work on that… but I have a much longer fantasy story inching towards completion
@gangstahugs which isn’t necessarily wrong or bad but it does give one pause
@gangstahugs it’s disconcerting in that the tone of the ad suggests Amazon and my bank have a deal to target my bank’s customers 1/2
Is it because I’m American I never knew one could simply fly to Cuba
@skynetbnet well, I use my bank card to buy things from Amazon, that might be an easier trail to follow :)
@pa28 @KateElliottSFF same last name — it’s a sign.
@RenaKunisaki yeah, you can pay the difference to opt out of the ads at any point
And no, I never jailbroke my Ad-Supported Kindle. It used to just futilely offer me romance novels and local massage parlors.
@RenaKunisaki the cheapest one does
Considering that this is my actual bank, seeing this pop up on Kindle is a little disconcerting http://t.co/tnJfgFbq8r
@addelindh I can’t stand the writing style of Narnia actually. Tried three times with three different volumes.
@akopa most of the fiction I’ve read in the past several years has been manga and webcomics rather than conventional novels
(I really like stories written on a mature reading level which include children as proper characters.)
But I guess I will go read GoT because I know it treats children as actual characters rather than scenery props based on fandom stuff
In fact my own Secret Novel Project is rather Potterish in that it focuses on teens and reams of personal character development
@nickdepetrillo CHECK OUT NICK DEPETRILLO EXCLUSIVE PICTURES OF HIS HUUUUUGE YAGI HERE IN ANTENNA NEWS it satisfies the radio ladies
I’m more of a Harry Potter kind of fan, will I just get grossed out?
So I’ve been debating actually reading Game of Thrones for a long time now, knowing that it’s heavy on sex, violence, and death.
@puellavulnerata @smarimc I assume they have their own little diplomaticy ways of propagating such information without broadcasting it
@bhelyer high five for five eyes !
@smarimc @puellavulnerata I’m amused they seem confused how he was able to leave Hong Kong without it,as if they’d be terribly fussed.
RT @thehistoryb0y: This is what Alan Turing's statue in Manchester looks like today, his 101st birthday :D http://t.co/HXJGpZ3ubp
@bhelyer the American attitude is that all foreigners are under suspicion by default. Sorry.
I continue to be astounded at the number of people who conflate unfriendly states towards the US with ENEMIES of the US.
@donicer pretty sure the paparazzi saw him get into a car at the airport in Russia
@rfunk how does going to jail separate one from common criminals? Why does suffering make a cause more legitimate?
@rfunk I just don’t buy that civil disobedience must or even “should” necessarily end in voluntary arrest.
I think humans have a problem with feeling like someone’s cause isn’t legitimate unless they’ve suffered for it. We glorify suffering
@jilliancyork @ioerror cognitive dissonance: I voted for him because I liked his platform therefore this isn’t that bad because after all I…
@kesgardner @McGrewSecurity I fail to see how a layover in Hong Kong affects the genuine status of the documents.
@ErrataRob because a state interfering with a civilian flight always goes over so well…
RT @PRISM_NSA: #FunFact We often swap phone tapping tips with @piersmorgan! He's pretty good at it for a civilian - been doing it longer th…
@rfunk and why does Thoreau get the last word?
@vogon insisting someone be punished for doing the right thing is worshipping Law as a god who has conquered Justice.
.@vogon I don’t think it’s morally consistent to say “I agree the law was wrong but I want you to suffer for breaking it anyway.”
RT @NightValeRadio: Wow, the continuous nuclear explosion in the sky is really nice today. Hardly any floating water in the way.
I don’t get people who both say he did the right thing AND want him to willingly face the music. As then it’s entirely the wrong music !
@trufae I get it! Is language joke!
How many whistleblowers can the Ecuadorian economy support?
RT @Falkvinge: No, #nsa, it's not "irreversible damage to the USA" by Snowden. It's by _you_. Don't blame others when it's your actions tha…
Talk to your teen about Linux… before you have to talk to them behind bars in chroot jail.
@inversephase TALK TO YOUR TEENAGER ABOUT LINUX BEFORE YOU HAVE TO TALK TO THEM ABOUT OPENBSD
I think what Kaspersky was TRYING to say was, if you have absolutely no idea why this is on your hard drive, that’s suspicious @inversephase
@zedshaw you got my hopes up for a moment…
Via non-criminal Linux user @inversephase , something just a little bit fuddy: https://t.co/4k6ZSs87W1
@bhelyer @Wxcafe @inversephase well how’d that happen gosh
@Wxcafe @inversephase weird…
RT @densaer: Confidential documents from WookieeLeaks shows that Han shot first.
A little anteater in Animal Crossing just told me he was gay. Is “buying a car together” some sort of Japanese euphemism?
So how do we protect Snowden from torture conditions without seeing him become the next pretentious jerkface
RT @jilliancyork: If you're saying surveillance isn't a big deal, then pretend for a moment that you're not talking about the United States.
@MyLittleDroney do you have any coupon codes for these shirts
@Rikev @Tomi_Tapio I’m so sorry. I hope no small children were present to witness this.
RT @KimJongNumberUn: Yo Edward Snowden: please settle in North Korea. We do not spy on phones or the Internet. In fact, we do not have phon…
RT @BBCDanielS: The Ecuadorean Ambassador is still here at Moscow airport. It looks like Ecuador is Edward Snowden's destination http://t.c…
@kcarmical and I meant in total perceived international clout, though the gap between China and US narrows every day…
@kcarmical first as someone said, “Hong Kong and Beijing are in the same country but being in one is not like being in the other”
RT @mjdominus: strftime("%p") produces "AM" or "PM". strftime("%P") produces "am" or "pm". That is some fucking genius right there. #fuckin…
@donicer @thegrugq dunno if you ever met any Marines Mr. The Grugq, but they be cray cray
@donicer @thegrugq yeah I didn’t think he was advocating it — just reminding that the Marines have a glory problem…
@_wirepair @thegrugq the severity with which civilian plane incidents have been treated in the past points to the outcome we know now
@RSWestmoreland @m1sp in Mispy’s case, yes!
@m1sp you don’t sound bitter at all
RT @vogon: new buzzfeed article: "10 hottest countries to claim will better defend your civil rights than the united states"
Hong Kong really knows how to turn down a larger power in a classy fashion
@m1sp well to be fair they’re trying to give you a chance to pick without “ARE YOU A BOY? OR A GIRL?”
@PiennePN yeah pretty much
I cheated and looked ahead in my overnight tweet backlog. So, uh, Russia, huh?
Don’t tell me all the interesting things happened while I was asleep http://t.co/6RNokDaps3
@thegrugq Actually I already read the archive about a year ago   It was pretty gross
@thegrugq just making sure you’re not the devil trying to lure me into The Pornographies.
@vinski_ DH stands for Dear Husband! Then we got a housemate so I called him delightful to riff on it
@thegrugq why you link this
@hypatiadotca did you try gandi? As many registrars aren't equipped to handle it yet
"Updating certificates in '/opt/local/etc/openssl/cert.pem'" @m1sp confirmed for being APT, thanks a lot!
@DefuseSec hahaha bin-go cc @m1sp who told me to run it
@thegrugq yes, I told my Mac my name is Melissa. I don't consider that classified information since I turned 18.
Dear shell script, you think it's cute to pull my real name from system files and thank me for running you, but it just comes off as clingy
@meursalt on my system, whoising the unicode version will attempt to escape it and search that and be like shruggle XD
@meursalt sounds like it understands it's pointing back to the same page then yeah
@meursalt as the link is the unicode version and if there's no support for it you'll get some dumb error
@meursalt I changed the page to clarify it doesn't matter which way it displays as long as it follows the link back to the same page
@dong1225 I literally have an entire playlist of remixes of her theme, unfortunately many have gone missing http://t.co/EgtQrqLsHy
@dong1225 why not?! http://t.co/3QL9dcPG3m
@Twirrim it's fine as long as you end up back at the same page with the spinning girl
@RSWestmoreland note professional use of a typo to make sure people will complain whether they're offended or not
@dasshuchan it doesn't really matter but I think most everything will show the ascii version
@DrPizza it wouldn't be if everything supported displaying the unicode version
Is your browser dumb? Find out here http://t.co/0pw6pZvNvw
However they do not have good unicode-in-domain-names support. "Communication Error" is a very helpful, specific error, no?
@oh_rodr ha! "communication error"
@oh_rodr actually wait I will just put a unicode-encoded URL on my webpage and click it and see what happens
@oh_rodr nah, just thought I'd check what my webpage looked like. Though I lack a means to enter kanji directly into the URL bar.
Nintendo devices may have ridiculous web browsers but at least they have good unicode support!
@jgeorge I planted some peach trees but they haven't grown yet
@cji kapow!
@jesster_king bam!
@IrritatedGoat zam!
@jgeorge bam!
@NinRac kazam!
@dkabot foosh!
@kjatar boom
@kherge yeah well unless Find My iPhone can distinguish between floors of my house...
@CamJN Incorrect. O is an address. Oh is an interjection.
I wonder how many different antennas in one suitcase I can get through airport security
@CamJN spelled wrong where?
@thegrugq @mattblaze @nickdepetrillo to who?
@0xabad1dea paging Dr. Phone, please buzz
@trollball yeah. A little bit of tempest for fun and profit.
@DatsunInsult @rejectionking oh probably, but he’d notice, as I don’t remember the password to the 5ghz band he uses either XD
RT @mikeklonsky: Did you hear? All over news. Some TV cook is a racist? Yes, and 50 schools closed in Chicago's black community. 30,000 kid…
@trollball http://t.co/LWfMHMKO5N
@ameaijou pretty much
@ameaijou controlled by he bought the router and installed it while I was away from the house
PS if my router is remotely ownable, blame Delightful Housemate, as I don’t even have the password to it.
What. (Minus the IP address so y'all don't DDOS me.) http://t.co/GZbLtGdCyJ
@ELLIOTTCABLE @brforums I’m a lot more incredulous. Check the screen shot I’m posting in about three seconds.
@nrr are they TRYING to get your bike stolen?
Does an integrated GPU clock speed of ~650mhz sound right for a media ARM SOC with a CPU of 800mhz? Trying to identify source of a signal.
.@WeldPond I have no idea who those are! The joke is I just assumed everything related to it would be Canadian.
@focalintent I am super excite about the info I am coaxing out of this 32khz-ish signal by painting patterns on the laptop's screen
I can pick up the FM station with my wifi yagi antenna! At a very specific angle, held directly over my head.
FACT: when I was a child I assumed O Canada was to the tune of O Christmas Tree
@ra6bit well the tinfoil I was holding was the antenna at this point :)
I accidentally tuned into a hockey game. Wait, why are they singing Star Spangled Banner? I just assumed it would be O Canada.
@ra6bit I was touching the connector on the USB radio end
@ra6bit noting that I think I have more of an aura than most as I have lit up things with my hands that many people cannot before
@ra6bit well this is the second time I've stuck my finger into the antenna connector when it was live and feeling tingly afterwards
I wonder if this tingly, prickly feeling all over my body has anything to do with me jamming tinfoil into an antenna connector
# 348591069702782976
@DrPizza to be honest I was thinking more of things like variables_with_underscores_which_I_hate .. ... ....
In programming as in life: be strict in regulating what's under your control, be forgiving of what isn't.
@KatharineBerry @kaepora as a hexer I am all too familiar with the pain of JavaScript making “interesting” casts on one’s behalf
RT @KatharineBerry: @0xabad1dea @kaepora 2a is the solution.
.@KatharineBerry @kaepora Guess 1: you’re operating in at least base 29 Guess 2: JavaScript and/or PHP was involved in this somehow.
RT @KatharineBerry: How can this even happen? (look at R0): http://t.co/TXvg3H7sBK
@Packetknife that’s not mega creepy at all.
@RSWestmoreland for things he said about transgenderism
RT @puellavulnerata: http://t.co/FTsGHbkWv4 What Cop T-Shirts Tell Us About Police Culture [@radleybalko] - includes "U raise 'em, we cage …
I think Bootleg Pokemon crashing for the third time today is telling me it's time for Radio Science.
@WhiteMageSlave thing is I just bought a giant flying saucer so I guess I'll run with it. After I get a bigger house. Cuz it's huge.
@ebcube "Idea inserts item into pocket" (Idea being my name)
@sakjur They consistently confuse the word "insert" with... some other word.
Let's Play Bootleg Pokemon!: this one deserves its own post http://t.co/t9avMkZBPn
@WhiteMageSlave I let Sahara do my house and came inside to find… a space ship.  I honestly can’t object to this.
RT @TheOnion: The Land Of The Free: 10 Ways You KNOW You’re Living In The Greatest Country On Earth http://t.co/cSuIWbkJ37
@homakov it's not a crime to kill you now
@USSJoin he said some ignorant things about transgenderism
Well I’ll be darned, @cwgabriel apologizes http://t.co/Kjrzyu0WjB
@yolocrypto safe mode because it wouldn’t boot otherwise?
@0x17h @pondswimmer yes of course that is completely outside of anyone’s control
And no I don’t think duckduckgo is single handedly the savior of search but that guy sure is angry about their easter egging
@mattblaze @nickdepetrillo it’s okay you don’t have to justify your small antenna to me
@pondswimmer @0x17h I read that, there’s an explanation, an apology, and a list of steps taken to correct it, so, resolved ?
Before flipping out that a company is taunting you out of spite, make sure it’s not just an automated twitter bot. http://t.co/JSSNCulQSD
@pondswimmer @Anne_Roth @0x17h yeah, so, that Easter Egg thing is automated. They’re not doing anything “out of spite.”
Great, now I have antenna envy. https://t.co/ogjD9hMVBE @nickdepetrillo
@homakov don’t use such an ugly default font.
RT @sec_reactions: umm... maybe... I forgot to lock my screen?!?! - by _2501 http://t.co/yTbradzLmW
@spacerog it’s very Movie Plot, but then again, so is everything else that’s happened recently.
@spacerog the question was asked as to how such a question could even be answered. I think that’s fair.
@20committee you say that as if he asked people to say these things, or that anyone who defends him is necessarily a fanchild.
.@pmocek @puellavulnerata I’m [am|conf]used at people who berated the stupidity of his choice followed by switch to calling him defector
RT @ioerror: If Michael Hastings was killed by Mercedes 0day, how would we know? How might we disprove this theory? What forensics exists t…
RT @mattblaze: Surveillance in infrastructure is a technical and architectural weakness, separate from whether we trust FBI/NSA/President, …
Please check @20committee’s timeline for full context as he says my interpretation of his words is incorrect.
@20committee @ggreenwald what I saw was saying that Greenwald not writing the article was a weak excuse wrt his accountability for it.
@20committee @ggreenwald which is why I just told you, so now you know !
@20committee @ggreenwald and I shall continue to listen to every side until there is some cessation of saying they’re all lying/delusional.
@20committee @ggreenwald I’m from a government family too you know. And I’ve been listening to you from the first tweet of yours I saw
@20committee @ggreenwald and all I want is the freaking truth, and everyone on every side is screaming that all others are lying
@20committee @ggreenwald you outright rejected the reasoning that he didn’t write certain articles and continued hold them against him
Suicide note of a participant in American war crimes. http://t.co/jW11VnqFeM
Meanwhile @20committee opines that @ggreenwald is personally responsible for everything the Guardian says
We don’t look at American emails! Unless our British friends happen to also have access to them.
@WhatHoCenturion … D:
@JackLScanlan I am literally in favor of smacking you
@nmonkee @miaubiz not dollars, and they are all the same size
@pchengi drew it in Notability on iPad
I should find more games with considerable amounts of badly translated text. It’s an interesting mental exercise.
@dakami why thank you
@savagejen it’s a good place to be, with or without toddler.
RT @stroughtonsmith: As seen on a poster at Facebook HQ: "Advertisers are users too!"
@Packetknife Albert Reggie Angelo
RT @gerryeisenhaur: You don't need to speak turkish to understand this. RT @gde54: Ozgurluk mucadelesi bitmez .. http://t.co/kXxOtIEAr0
@oh_rodr I’m going to suffocate you out of mercy if you keep using tumblr words you found on the ground
@0x17h the effect they were going for, if I recall, was “fell and hurt my back.”
If there's one takeaway from Pokemon Crystal Vietnamese, this is it. http://t.co/GbMX98McXW
@m1sp <3 <3 <3 you on teh talks?
@name_too_long @chriseng and darnit the SOLE REASON I moved out and got a job was to afford to have it every day
@name_too_long @chriseng I'm actually addicted to frappuccinos specifically as a comfort/ritual thing.
@name_too_long @chriseng WHY WOULD YOU THINK THAT???? http://t.co/Q6bM51ySGt
@wbic16 I've never been drunk, almost drunk, or anything other than having a violently ill reaction to alcoholic cough syrup in my life
@0x17h I was doing DF, but we're currently following the adventures of Ms. Idea in Bootleg Translation Land http://t.co/5PN7k5J46y
my Let's Play side tumblr already has significantly more posts than my real tumblr
@chriseng I maintain that my behavior is outwardly indistinguishable from that of a drunk tweeter
@chriseng I'm getting into the SPIRIT of sending ill-advised and unsolicited opinions of a compromising nature
I stubbornly insist you don't have to actually be drunk to send drunken DMs on twitter
@nelhage @ternus I’ll pedantically u
@ShadowTodd I was also slut-shamed in high school for natural dimensions in that respect. It’s a genuine issue IMO.
@dildog in my experience it ends up looking like ____ + ____ says someone who tried to crash the platform today
RT @arstechnica: Facebook sqashes bug that exposed e-mail addresses for 6 million users http://t.co/y6gqJYSPEw by @dangoodin001
Random hipster project generator http://t.co/ap1rzFztDB
RT @binarybits: So far four people have emailed to complain that I'm helping the terrorists by writing this article. http://t.co/cwhADUzjEQ
RT @kurtopsahl: The NSA says it removes Americans and the GCHQ says it removes UK citizens. But when you add it together, its still everyon…
.@ternus’s house is named The Event Horizon so I’m not sure how I got out.
@_larry0 just that @ternus guy...
# 348228307050954752
On a porch in Cambridge with a bunch of MIT nerds... This is the Massachusetts life I was promised
@ra6bit @ternus both !
Going to @ternus's house ! He has terrible opsec
@eevee I’m declaring war with you not over tabs vs spaces but over dedent vs outdent
RT @kpoulsen: Former #WikiLeaks volunteer @anarchodin just found out the FBI got the entire contents of his Gmail account http://t.co/cRURj…
@grp @comex I thought we were still pretending…
@xa329 yep
RT @craigstuntz: @0xabad1dea Terrorism: Complaining about tap water quality. http://t.co/TbNFZV0ymg
oh come on where did my BRAND NEW bag of antenna connectors go
Aww yiss http://t.co/98VOppbJsT
This allegedly came all the way from Japan. I'm almost afraid to try it http://t.co/J2ieBWQEJj
RT @THEwmAnderson: @0xabad1dea Its also a Voltorb
The flag of Greenland is red. Thought you should know. Carry on.
@ra6bit we probably have openings...
I'm casually submitting maliciously constructed binaries to the engine for fun. But any outage in the next ten minutes is coincidental
RT @mikko: GCHQ is looking for experts on high-speed internet processing, network exploration, data mining and stream analysis. http://t.co…
@Savag3 @comex ("there's no such thing as bad publicity" only applies to shameless celebrities who need to stay on front pages)
@Savag3 @comex we're doing the opposite of promoting it. We're highlighting that Kickstarter regrets their actions enough to donate $25,000
Buggy client-side extensions that modify the DOM must be a nightmare for tech support, sorry @duckduckgo :)
.@duckduckgo @built Sorry!! It was a github diff enhancer extension screwing it up!
@built @duckduckgo they were on two different computers, Windows and OSX respectively. Disabled adblock, no change. No idea...
Huh weird... I searched "C# hello world" on @duckduckgo and on Firefox it displayed an actual code snippet but not on Chrome?
@nelhage (we do run the *web interface* component through it successfully though.)
@nelhage actually no because it mangles and demangles pointers which our analysis can't gracefully handle.
@vogon most of them are under \windows\ so
Apparently our engine ultimately has over 22,000 include files. It defies belief that it ever compiles at all.
RT @vogon: and the file mode of the beast shall be reckoned as seven hundred, threescore, and seventeen -- /dev/elation 13:17-18
RT @mjg59: Today's just going to be one long Shit HN Says, isn't it.
@chriseng @ioerror is it illegal to testify in an anon mask?
RT @_FloridaMan: Florida Man Robs Banks Dressed As Iron Man | http://t.co/CkTGXkT7FX
@hemantmehta I’m sure it has nothing to do with peer pressure within the religion to put on a happy face in public.
@joshrossi @comex yeah, and rapes perpetrated by complete strangers are the minority. Date rape happens a LOT.
@joshrossi @comex Because I am in the primary demographic for being a rape victim and I am not going to play games with maybes.
@joshrossi @comex I would, unapologetically, consider any forced explicitly sexual contact with my body to be initiating a rape attempt.
@joshrossi @comex let the women decide that please :)
@joshrossi @comex as a woman: NO. ABSOLUTELY DO NOT DO THAT.
@joshrossi @comex his advice is to physically take ahold of women without warning and “force” them to escape to prove they don’t want you.
RT @chriseng: A quick bloggy... To Be a Secure Developer, Learn the Fundamentals: http://t.co/6qFGYMFMzJ
@comex of course they are...
@DrPizza yeah, dude does have his money now. I read it as they didn’t want to wreck something on 2 hours notice, then woke up feeling guilty
Kickstarter apologizes for allowing a funding to go through after they saw the guy’s really rapey reddit posts… http://t.co/6PhedjcxJy
@skynetbnet I haven’t been playing long enough to really count as a care bear yet I think ! I plan to move to null sec someday
Running a logistics corporation for other players in a video game. http://t.co/p06ArURJ6e
@savagejen @thegrugq eww gross
Well you see NSA, there’s a funny but perfectly logical reason I’m getting all these emails in Arabic… so there was this unicode bug, and…
RT @FTLgame: FTL is 75% off! That's only $2.50! It's cross platform, DRM free and includes Steam key. Buy it here: http://t.co/FMFP7RCXxg
@dangoodin001 but no Happy Winter Solstice for our southern friends? Hemispherist!
RT @nrr: http://t.co/XdzVWAx0Ig
@nrr ouch
@thegrugq @hackerfantastic @savagejen YOU’RE a big meanie
RT @chriseng: That is not a very good password. http://t.co/41aI7IIJvT
@hackerfantastic @thegrugq @savagejen I’m afraid I’m a lot more faux-flirty on twitter than irl. But really, about those 0day…
@dawnluebbe @vogon PLOT TWIST: he loved gardens
@Nirgoldshlager grats!
@thegrugq @savagejen yes. I don’t like you for your looks, only your 0day. Sorry, but that’s just who I am.
RT @puellavulnerata: http://t.co/bNHGPeqxzm A love letter to the NSA agent who is monitoring my online activity (via @isislovecruft)
RT @eevee: look, laptop manufacturers, 768px tall is not an HD screen. we had that over TEN YEARS AGO, except it was only 1024 wide back th…
@thegrugq @savagejen harsh, you sunk my battleship
@niteshad but I confirmed experimentally the effect got louder when I moved my hand closer to the laptop, not the antenna.
@niteshad about five ten and a shade under 600mhz
@tenfootfangs that’s more severe than the circumstances that led to the downfall of the Third Reich
RT @avibryant: I hope that part of Google's evaluation of their interview process involved a control group where they hire applicants compl…
@savagejen @thegrugq “0day is somebody’s fetish”  Hi
@focalintent I can hear a BSSSH when I bring my hand within a certain range of the left side of the laptop. woohoo
Guess what: I can now pick up on radio *when my hand is over the laptop's keyboard*. Not even typing. Just physically close.
@focalintent the timbre changes when the screen's display changes, but the spikes are still there when the screen goes dark.
@dangoodin001 I'm pretty sure they were kidding.  Pretty sure.
@focalintent this is the soc inside the terrible laptop http://t.co/LWfMHMKO5N
@focalintent representative sample. http://t.co/H69REVtEk2 this is the Terrible Laptop, in a faraday oven.
@focalintent it shows up between 52mhz and ~1600mhz.  One of those is the bottom range of my radio and the other is near the top.
@focalintent hey hey do you have any idea what in a laptop would generate a signal spike every 32khz over a very broad chunk of spectrum
@RSWestmoreland yeah but how I'm usually dressed when sitting at my home computer doing Science is between me and the NSA
I PROMISE I'M NOT SETTING ANYTHING ON FIRE
let's play a fun game called getting the microwave door and the iMac's array of USB ports as close together as physically possible
RT @dildog: in iceland cool ranch doritos are cool american flavor. http://t.co/vK85xHRz4a
@matthew_d_green @thegrugq @imichaelmiers yeah, if I find something they didn’t then they really need to get their lives sorted out
@matthew_d_green @imichaelmiers sounds fun, I didn’t know this one had source, where is it
@WhiteMageSlave https://t.co/MCGaGc5Y4O
RT @SarahMPottratz: @savagejen I'm serious. I've heard army personnel bragging about getting off to data they intercept.
RT @thegrugq: @_wirepair @chriseng all I'm saying: if Eve Online had that bug, their economy would crash inside a week.
Tonight’s smash art http://t.co/0Konmjhwa9
@matthew_d_green @rodrigobijou I disassembled one of those a while back looking for lulz. It was pretty meh.
@ErrataRob *have* to? My Nexus 7 offered but let me decline.
@matthew_d_green though I did here an urban legend of some terror groups refusing to use any western developed crypto
@matthew_d_green well there’s that South Korean one…
@benwmaddox http://t.co/sLd8VrxYco
RT @savagejen: If you've slept with your cell phone, does that mean you've slept with the NSA? P.S. Sorry @dan_crowley, can I be forgiven f…
@chrisflesner @chriseng hello, my usual assigned NSA friend! You know my sense of humor, is joke, yes?
@ra6bit they’re called raccoons.
My boss @chriseng hacked the stock exchange and destroyed the economy you heard it here first
RT @chriseng: Schwab CSR: "I've never seen this happen before, but I've always wondered what would happen if you tried to do that."
Some girls are heart breakers but baby I’m a shield breaker #smashbros
RT @supersat: @0xabad1dea remember, the IPv4 RFC (http://t.co/32s5XUi7Q7) has an optional header to mark the packet as CLASSIFIED and its l…
RT @chriseng: My brokerage acct executed an old order I forgot to cancel and sold shares that I no longer have. Now showing negative shares…
@chriseng and that’s why I’ll never be happy
I hope someday I can tell someone they’re banned from the network for failure to comply with RFC 3514
@chriseng I’ll never be happy with much of anything related to this really, but there is more happy and less happy.
RT @ephoz: @0xabad1dea let’s reuse the URG flag then, US packets should arrive faster anyway. ;)
@MrToph eep!
Seen on Ars: why don’t we just use an IP packet flag to indicate our American citizenship status? ;)
@doctorshrugs @vogon non-dismembered privilege
RT @seananmcguire: In tragic news today, there was a fire at the Fucks Preserve. All the fucks have escaped and are running wild. No more f…
@0x17h @moomism no comrade
And hey if it looks interesting oh well it fell into the net and we can’t put it back so might as well use it! … 2/2
In particular the NSA writes itself a mass forgiveness for all “forbidden” data gathered alongside intended data at low network layers 1/2
@0x17h @moomism you have no right to judge my taste in grumpy old men
@moomism @0x17h being grumpy on the internet endears you to plenty of people as long as you’re cute! And he’s… kinda cute, for an old guy?
The exceptions afforded by the NSA’s secret rules are broad and flexible. You could justify almost anything. http://t.co/op7UMehQT1
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@jgeorge nope born teh abroads !
"Would you like to visit a nearby town or a faraway town? Err I mean... are we connecting to the internet?" - Animal Crossing
So I hear you like friend codes - respond in kind http://t.co/Qu7Qrk1AIW
@mescyn and making it less breakable has been traditionally what everyone else does
@GreatFireChina @nytchinese their DNS server is down from my perspective here in Massachusetts
@kherge no idea
This is the third time in under twenty four hours the 3DS has said it needs to reboot for a firmware update.
@scottmarkwell I sincerely doubt they are bothering to record the SSL sessions of completely public websites they can also subpoena.
@mescyn I’d assume. But the fact that decrypting things is on the table is concerning :p
@mescyn but it’s allowed to be kept for the broadest reasons of vaguest suspicion of maybe possibly someday even if domestic
@amazingant I’m just saying that the rules say encrypted data may be retained forever until it can be cracked if they want to.
These rules portray encrypted communication as being inherently suspicious and easy to get authorization to store indefinitely.
If the director of whatever is allowed to sign off on multiple communications at a time, it’d be trivial to authorize basically everything.
@chriseng and we know for total sure they’re not allowed to sign off on multiple communications with one signature?
@chriseng their definition in 2(i) is so broad that it reads to me like a single sign-off could cover eg all data from a certain tap
@vogon but did you make the gun
@eevee they malign the bit operators, but I’m guessing every php script I’ve ever written, save the random quotes one, uses those things
@chriseng and doesn’t it sound… INCREDIBLY broad? Minding that it may be retained FOREVER even if domestic ?
Please do read these documents — less for the rules themselves, more for the technical practices implied. http://t.co/ZCPzKYsWw9
@chriseng may I have your thoughts on section 2(i) of the second document and the broad retention thereof
@vogon I guess that was his cunning plan
@vogon that graphics design is worth more than $50
Uh hey this document straight up says they may retain any encrypted communication regardless of who sent it FOREVER until it is cracked
@20committee as a technical person, their definition of inadvertent collection includes a huge chunk of all internet traffic.
Note that they say they get rid of “incidental” American communications if it’s CLEARLY NOT related, not that it isn’t clearly is.
Oh hey they list “equipment emanations” under types of data they store !
@mirell he is, and he accepts bug reports from iOS7 users if they’re technically specific.
NSA may keep electronic comms of Americans gathered due to technical limitations of the taps for up to five years. http://t.co/nOZP001ICA
An unincorporated association headquartered outside the US is not a US person unless a “substantial” # of members are known to be American.
RT @mirell: I still think MacOS 10.9 should have been “Maru”
@zipkid my Dutch is terrible and it apparently has a distinctly Flemish twist — do I blame the Belgian ex or Belgian television?
@zipkid Nederlands! Maar, ik hou van Kabouter Plop.
@astro_luca @BadAstronomer I once heard it described as an emerald necklace someone carelessly lost at sea — now I see why
RT @GooglePoetics: I actually hate my mom I actually hate myself & my life I actually hate my sister I actually like Windows 8  - http://t.…
@bmirvine not as such! Lol actually haven’t logged on in a week, been really busy…
A person in the US shall be treated as a US person UNLESS it is positively identified they do not have citizen/permanent residence status.
The last paragraph on determining if someone is foreign says that when in a hurry, break the rules and we’ll talk about it later.
Don’t reclaim any yahoo addresses that belonged to terrorists or you’re screwed. Past usage counts !
@The1TrueSean yes it’s pronounced a bad idea did you skip an entire semester of L33T CL455
@The1TrueSean it says right in my bio: the zero-x is silent.
RT @DrPizza: @0xabad1dea that sounds like a bad idea. Oh shit, you are *fucked*.
I sure am on the buddy list of a lot of foreigners. It’s a good thing I have this American birth c—— uh-oh. It’s in Dutch.
*Speaking your username aloud* on a *phone call* to another country is evidence the person behind the username is foreign. Think about that.
@Packetknife do you mean abadidea I BET YOU MEAN ABADIDEA
Being included in the “buddy list” (their quotes) of someone associated with a foreign territory counts as evidence for being foreign
@DrPizza most criminals and terrorists are lousy at their job, and that’s good, but that doesn’t mean I can’t laugh at them derisively.
RT @Microsoft: #ThrowbackThursday goodness: How metal-icious is this logo from 1980-82? http://t.co/LMeZpgokb1
“For example, if a CIA report indicates that a known terrorist is known to be using a certain phone number…” then they’re a lousy terrorist!
@chriseng we think “Xbox One” is the dumbest name possible and calling it ex-bone is our little rebellion
@chriseng yes that is the idea. It’s supposed to look dumb.
RT @ShadowTodd: I also saw an elementary school with the "ABC's of Good Behavior" on the wall. I forget what A and B were, but C was for "C…
@lindgrenM indeed! https://t.co/LVnEnCEPzQ
@tapbot_paul I reckon web view
@supersat http://t.co/LCjZ0DMVgE
@ajyasgar if IT administrators went to jail every time they typo’d…
@daviottenheimer in that case I hack myself several times a day
FTR the LinkedIn DNS thing was not a hack, someone just put the wrong number in the wrong box.
An Apple product with ANTENNA problems? http://t.co/mlyFxpGPns
@locks @valleyhack #thejoke
RT @valleyhack: Facebook's 15 seconds trumps Vine's 6 seconds. We're on Moore's Law trajectory now. Someone will hit 30 seconds next year.
RT @skimbrel: tweets on a map, colored by device type: http://t.co/bVDJk4kJKB  class/race divides in some cities (eg DC) are shockingly vis…
@m1sp I think it’s more they resent “traitors” to their ideal of strict gender binary
RT @ajyasgar: @0xabad1dea Everyone knows you're computer-information-systems-gendered.
But indeed, the very fact that I know I’m cis means I acknowledge there are people who aren’t.
In particular he doesn’t want to hear from people who use the word cis, like me. I am so cis. Let me tell you how cisgender I am
@captcarl13 opinions change all the time, otherwise I wouldn’t be here..,
@callmewuest you can look at his recent timeline to decide for yourself how you feel about it
@captcarl13 this is not the first time he’s said that there’s basically no such thing as being transgender.
Though whoever sent him death threats or similar threats needs to Not Do That, that is not legitimate discourse // @cwgabriel
I’m sad to see @cwgabriel whose art I respect continuing to vehemently refuse to consider the transgender experience as a real phenomenon
@WhiteMageSlave @m1sp it’s almost like she’s concealing… some terrible secret. http://t.co/SXIxboMF1d
RT @CDA: Six months of work, "Dimming the Internet: Detecting Throttling as a Mechanism of Censorship in #Iran" #filternet http://t.co/LHgZ…
@m1sp @WhiteMageSlave okay, but the way Reese freaks out if you try to talk to her husband is pretty disturbing.
@m1sp @WhiteMageSlave Barsamin wants to know why you equate being left-handed with being evil !
@WhiteMageSlave “Oh, I’ve heard of you, Melissa! You’re one of the reasons I moved here!”
RT @mollycrabapple: #GTMO war court- the rooms where attornies met with their clients had, unknown to the lawyers, recording devices inside…
@wimremes you are?!
Shouldn’t have played Animal Crossing before bed — I had a nightmare the town was attacked and the little animal people died.
@hellNbak_ those are the words of someone who does not fear for their safety
@txs @fredowsley aw man it’s his birthday?! I’m not in the office to humiliate him!
RT @kaepora: Skype began “Project Chess” in 2009, secret effort to make calls available to intelligence officials: http://t.co/F9mRSAn6Ah
@NaNoWriMo #my1ststory John and Sarah made a rocket engine out of soda cans for their wagon and flew to Saturn.
RT @hackerfantastic: #OccupyGezi - A protestors banner is absolutely brilliant :-) http://t.co/MId5tVr294
RT @gsuberland: I once had someone tell me his favourite online psychic must be real, because he knew where he lived. GeoIP must count as s…
@ShadowTodd doing exactly what The Lord commands, doing it happily!
RT @chriseng: LinkedIn DNS hijacked for an hour, traffic re-routed to alternate site: http://t.co/ToGfUtKIHt (and most cookies didn't use S…
@hacktress09 ?
@BrennanML @Earthpics @vaurora SKEPTIC used SKEPTICISM! http://t.co/p8FGWf1GiY
@m1sp character development! http://t.co/a0SIdsoJuE
RT @TonyDanzaClaus: Reminder: men's rights dudes want to criminalize women not putting out on a first date. Their actual serious term for t…
@ELLIOTTCABLE I have no idea what’s going on
RT @mattblaze: I was just told that I'd feel differently about privacy and "so-called rights" if I had been in NYC on 9/11.
RT @jenvalentino: Aw. Courthouse News story that made me LOL was wrong. Judge just ordered gov to respond, not disclose records. (For those…
And in conclusion, don’t start a new Animal Crossing at eleven at night.
Animal Crossing is racist against numbers, it won’t let me put “0xabad1dea” in the comments field of my ID card
@WhiteMageSlave ayep
@WhiteMageSlave you betcha
!!! Finally, a game which acknowledges my identity on my terms! http://t.co/NtsOCJvGAB
Nintendo is great at child-friendly interfaces http://t.co/GP3fk0Tzbi
@Viss that's his reply to her http://t.co/wfiaTKhciJ
@laneshill his full name in this translation is WUSIJI DOCTOR.
Read my Bootleg Pokemon Let's Play or many worms will follow you. http://t.co/5PN7k5J46y
@m1sp @WhiteMageSlave ZHIB CRY! BUT BEIL UNHEARING. This game's dialogue is tugging at my heartstrings
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@dipidoo I do actually !
@partying101 @hellNbak_ no matter what he told you, @jack_daniel is not a real doctor
@ternus what! You stole that honor from me. Jerk.
@Viss and you are so representative of the general public!
@Viss that’s not exactly trivial to correctly set up though.
RT @dannysullivan: Asking Microsoft support on how I correct my son's birth date turns into "How about you start a new account for him." ht…
@nickm_tor *siblings*  Ew
@ELLIOTTCABLE you… don’t respect me?
Do I know this guy? No. Do I know Ms. Weidman? Not really. Have I ever heard she’s mentally deranged? No. http://t.co/DBOcEzPwna
RT @WyattEpp: #Xbone <bVork> IF YOUR WEBSITE CAN'T HANDLE NERDS F5ING, GOOD THING YOU'RE REVERSING YOUR PHONE HOME DRM
RT @vogon: you know why they call it the Xbox One, because when you see it you turn one radian and walk slightly to the left
@alethenorio @RSnake @mat #victimblaming
@alethenorio @RSnake @mat I think that’s a slightly smaller concern than people getting hacked
@spacerog Texas thinks everyone is subject to Texas
RT @RSnake: “@mat: Yahoo’s very, very bad idea: http://t.co/objFXXofZN” < wow spammers who have old invalid email lists will love this. Ees…
@kivikakk @tenfootfangs https://t.co/eHzCH1BZPi !!!
@pdo well it finished and that's the outcome I was hoping for
@uppfinnarn or, less nightmarishly, a watched pot
I swear this svn checkout is only progressing when I look at it.
This is a trending hashtag I can feel proud to use unironically #Xbox180
WAR IS OVER - MICROSOFT IS SO SORRY PLEASE COME BACK. http://t.co/ixnDKJjD4L
"This folder contains filenames that are too long for the Recycle Bin." Cyclic hardlinks: not even once
@pusscat affirmative response sent publicly because you don't follow ~
@kebesays I'm on the third floor of building 65, keeping an eye on Oracle.
Guess who's in build error hell hint it's me
@comex ... I'm not sure *what's* working, but it clearly is.
@comex MUAHAHA IT'S WORKING
@tenfootfangs lol it's just trolling. I *always* find out when someone checked the source if I leave a comment they object to.
@tenfootfangs neither is peaking under source code skirts without consent! :p
If you were wondering who is the girl spinning on 厄.net, this will not answer your question http://t.co/WwlfbTdPaN
@curi0us_s0ul http://t.co/8QIv0ebPlu :O
Ahhhh youtube 502 ahhhhh I can't reach my touhous
@klingerock Actually they're quoting the Enquirer so never mind it might be made up. http://t.co/p2RswdIhs4
@kebesays yeeup.
@CptSexy the entire building is. This is Sun’s old building.
Oracle campus rebranding status: not 100% http://t.co/fMy3rFeczV
@androolloyd help help
Countdown to wearing infrared emitters being a crime in 3, 2,... //cc @WeldPond
@KairuByte don’t tell @Neostrategos that I had a Gaia account in *counts fingers* 2004 and made avatar edits for forum coins in mspaint
@WeldPond because, as someone constantly attending conventions and meetings in an official capacity, your whereabouts are oft unknown.
RT @WeldPond: Goggles that block facial recognition devices. I'll have to get these LEDs installed in my glasses frames. http://t.co/Oq8ph7…
@MrToph @jlwfnord also it was his brother, and we all know domestic disputes don’t count.
Inside Skype is a straightforward voice chat software crying for help http://t.co/LgBRB4FGnj
@XTreeki it’s crying for help you monster
Also I am pleased that the Microsoft bug bounty pays extra to hear your thoughts on how to fix it.
@ygjb @Veracode success!
@McGrewSecurity @innismir incidentally my SDR was marketed at going to 1.7ghz but software reports it going to 2.2ghz and it seems to work
@McGrewSecurity @innismir generic bunny ears have adjustable length and are like $15
@innismir @McGrewSecurity also, what sort of girl doesn’t show up to Defcon with a special wifi antenna ?
@hypatiadotca it wasn’t me what did it, I swears !
@innismir @McGrewSecurity I know it is, but my best SDR goes almost that high! Just wanted to to test it
RT @MrToph: It looks like Valve is proving once again that they know how to run a digital goods store better than anyone else. http://t.co/…
@McGrewSecurity http://t.co/x6KQjcmB9X just for fun
@MrToph @Packetknife didn’t you just say you were almost to the goal at the beginning of June? The secret to marathons is pacing
@Neostrategos should probably drop in a line acknowledging that’s a Gaia Online avatar edit…
@MrToph @Packetknife meh. Not the most attractive I’ve seen you.
Okay, which one of my coworkers just photoshopped in Microsoft as a white mage? http://t.co/KHJrf9lSwd
@McGrewSecurity and when I got a bunny ears at radio shack, they had the connector barrel with pal male on one side handy.
@McGrewSecurity the sdr’s have a pal female connector. Avoid the ones that have a micro-connector
@McGrewSecurity I’m waiting on a yagi antenna in the mail, they don’t amazon prime that stuff.
@McGrewSecurity I currently have a generic bunny ears from radio shack, and almost no experience.
RT @k8em0: Announcing Microsoft's new bounty programs: http://t.co/oHJuTuyGNU
RT @mikko: From our blog: An example of a drive-by site that only attacks smartphone users and leaves computers alone. http://t.co/aopRXqd8…
@J4vv4D @gsuberland got that one down I think 💣
@sciencecomic non-spoiler remark acknowledging that the ending has been observed
RT @landley: Huh. Apparently the original Torchlight is a free download today only: http://t.co/YK4q9lkjc5
RT @KimDotcom: VERY BAD NEWS: #Leaseweb has wiped ALL #Megaupload servers. All user data & crucial evidence for our defense destroyed "with…
RT @pneif: @puellavulnerata @isislovecruft @SebastosPublius But correctness is very important to us here! http://t.co/4VZxdRrQXG
@MugiMafin @m1sp then that the trend is increasingly problematic rather than just increasingly different.
@MugiMafin @m1sp https://t.co/44AfBN28Rj first you need to show that there IS a trend and not just notorioysly unreliable nostalgia,
@mescyn — I can’t remember where. But majority support him, majority oppose him!
@mescyn and even if they did they’re all completely different. But I know I saw some actual website polls, though in the haze of events —
@mescyn every news site has run its own poll and they all act like their readers are a random sampling of Americans (and not others!)
@snare @djrbliss I have met @djrbliss and this is true
Well this sure is two-faced https://t.co/t0X3kkMBz7
“Some percentage of Americans say xyz about Snowden” — Dear news sites, your readers are probably not representative of the whole country
RT @johl: #prism Demo at Berlin's Checkpoint Charly. The signs were updated. http://t.co/L9kiBgstnM”
McAfee, the company, should probably just burn its branding to the ground and start over.
Go look at today’s xkcd. The world didn’t end when the telegram was invented and it’s not going to end now.
RT @puellavulnerata: Exploiting that could give a miner about a 5% edge over one that naively evaluates all 64 rounds. I wonder if @Butterf…
RT @puellavulnerata: Observation on BTC mining: the nonce is 12 bytes into the 2nd SHA-256 block, so the 1st 3 rounds of compression functi…
McAfee trolls the living daylights out of… McAfee http://t.co/jWFySgjnZ0
@_wirepair mistweet?
@thegrugq so nature is so opposed to those finger-shoes that she broke your foot so you can’t ?
@mickeypt it’s just such a common reaction, when a woman says “help he raped me”, for people to enumerate ways she could have “prevented” it
@mickeypt so, uh, no woman should ever interact with any man ever because if he suddenly rapes her she should have seen it coming?!
@Macheh sorry! I try to not sleep, but it doesn’t work.
@_wirepair as if dynamic is better
RT @natashenka: My first stab at answering the deeper questions of Tamagotchi life http://t.co/9zWOxvGrpU
@whyallthenoise ;) https://t.co/SJ56JAWde4
@jinkee bandcamp?! blasphemy https://t.co/Ca4AnAvnlG
Dude. Remind me to remix the Dark Cave theme from Pokemon g/s/c. It's groovin'.
Abadidea Plays Bootleg Pokemon: Youngster Joey Edition http://t.co/CNpPRKLtr0
@whyallthenoise probably, but everyone thinks it won't happen at THEIR conference.
@WhiteMageSlave cheer up, have a mistranslated Youngster Joey. http://t.co/CNpPRKLtr0
@whyallthenoise though I'm not surprised, as neither of them spoke Polish, the police wrote it off as fast as they could.
@Packetknife @oh_rodr it doesn't matter if he's serious, as that's effectively how the ruling goes.
@sneakin just casually observing. I suspect most would languish in "workaround: use the ascii conversion" forever, or already are.
@woodrad those feminist guys are my favorite :p
@Kim_Bruning though the github one complains too
@Kim_Bruning 厄 dot net ( http://t.co/1FUyPttxdD )
@sneakin and I've already confirmed copy/pasting it verbatim breaks most standard command-line tools
@gangstahugs I'd print out the complaint and frame it
@sneakin (I break it out like that because twitter "helpfully" preconverts it)
@sneakin it is AFTER conversion. It isn't when I send someone an email directing them to download from 厄 dot net!
@RSWestmoreland no no no I am the source not the victim! :D
On the other hand, a domain name with a kanji in it probably pushes me over the 51% chance of being foreign threshold.
Coworker George suggests a good idea: perhaps the NSA tools will choke on my fancy unicode domain name. After all, Americans only use ASCII!
@thegrugq DON'T MISQUOTE ME, SCOUNDREL
@bhelyer there is one Japanese unicode symbol that is meant to display beneath the girl if that's what you mean.
@puellavulnerata it's like how I insist on a patdown rather than a nudiescan. Except in reverse.
Up to three people who've complained that my HTML page's source complained of being looked at ;)
@niteshad the con of def
@thug_lessons ♪
@vogon I’m not your friend? :(
@thug_lessons of electronics! The air around you is buzzing with the song of a thousand processors.
@vogon this implies you don’t check your overnight tweets when you wake up on yonder coast !
And thank you everyone for the congrats, the topic is exploring unintentional emissions with cheap SDRs. Also, I’m bringing my husband.
RT @http_coed: what idiot called it kosher salt instead of taberNaCl
RT @Pinboard: NSA testimony in a nutshell: comprehensive system of checks and balances protects against misuse, unless someone types 'sudo'
Also I am very disappointed in anyone who assumes a woman allowing a man to enter her hotel room is consenting to sex thereby.
@nitiger rape.
This is why I am too scared to go to a conference alone. http://t.co/wfiaTKhciJ
RT @DrPizza: Also I'm deeply (un)impressed with the way Skype encrypts its own log files, making them useless for end-user diagnostics.
@reviktra I used gandi
@RSWestmoreland gandi
@tapbot_paul I used gandi
@drwilco and yes, whois'ing http://t.co/1FUyPttxdD works; the point is it'll take 厄 .net but not convert it.
@drwilco #whynotboth
@tapbot_paul I'm pretty sure the concept has been there for a decade but end-user application support trickled in slowly
And I'm delighted with how the whois command will accept 厄 dot net as a valid domain name but fail to find the records. #breakingthings
And yeah, 厄 == "yaku" == misfortune, bad luck, disaster. I thought it fit my identity well :p
@vogon try now Mr. Archaic Encoding Pants
@THEwmAnderson yep. I like the kanji's look and it's vaguely related to my name
@hrist says the one looking behind the curtain! :p
@vogon yes
@jesster_king http://t.co/lLtk5phY9a
@bhelyer :D
@vogon Chrome defaults to WRONG but I don't even know what encoding it's in I just pasted it into the terminal!
Stupid Twitter is auto-converting my fancy unicode domain. It's 厄 dot net, or http://t.co/1FUyPttxdD. Isn't that a pretty name?!
First world problems: I bought a vanity unicode domain and it hasn't propagated to me yet!
@eevee I paid $800 for my 11” 1080p laptop (actually tablet but it’s quite powerful)
@Xaosopher mistweet?
RT @ELLIOTTCABLE: Wow, Google Docs *really* doesn’t like emoji in your content.  Tried to backspace over one, got: http://t.co/MxFa0i0MJf
@focalintent fffffff I svn update + build and Parity just flipped out and the build is broken ;-;
RT @mollycrabapple: The phones in the #GTMO pressroom have a sticker saying "this telephone is subject to monitering at all times. Use cons…
@WhiteMageSlave x_x! That include this one ?
@Xecantur there’s nothing python itself did wrong; there was just an incidental bug in a third-party library.
@matthew_d_green @DarthNull though my ipad, air, and iMac all don’t have sims
@DarthNull @matthew_d_green I had been assuming the key was derived from your account password
@reviktra silc is also obnoxious !
@Viss @chead but the mindset of extrapolating incidental traits of an “enemy” to infer everyone who resembles them is an enemy is toxic
RT @Viss: hah, oh boy - Rep. Jan Schakowsky "how many more snowdens are there? how many more contractors?" - rad. all contractors are now p…
Funnily enough, in that story, it looks like if your username contained only “weird” unicodes, you were safe! #☆
A story of unicode string comparison gone wrong http://t.co/UdVs4AR8hY
@Viss ha, you’ve seen me, no mustache, no matter how impressive, could ever genderbend me…
@Viss so I may have to try to pass as Chris … Tina
@Viss I have to figure out what we’re doing about badges… last year I was the only girl so I got my own :p
@Viss it may be the only time in my career I make it to a keynote
RT @codinghorror: What the hell have you built. http://t.co/Tq7ktgDWzD
@0x17h aren’t your parents from some weird country with sustenance farming (South Carolina?)
@DogeMocenigo they are slightly less ridiculous than they used to be, but not much.
@DogeMocenigo Bob Jones
@EmrgencyKittens @nrr do not get wet. Will break glassware
RT @zachsherwin: It's unfair that if you get up early, you're a morning "person," but if you stay up late, you get demoted to owl.
RT @mollycrabapple: For security reasons, we can't show the faces of the soldiers guarding the #GTMO war court.  So I drew them like this h…
I genuinely resent the people who’ve made wearing a fedora into a bad thing because fedoras look pretty cool
RT @kgosztola: RT @JoshGerstein NSA Chief: Snowden apparently obtained Verizon call tracking order during training at NSA HQ http://t.co/PK…
@leoofborg line .
@leoofborg but for whatever reason, they determined that Japanese and Scottish ancestry didn’t cross their imaginary linen
RT @PixieGirl89: Steam sales have become so good, that the prices have collapsed in on themselves and have started giving YOU money. http:/…
@leoofborg yeah I suspect a lot of them are whiter than me in terms of absolute hue, but BJU thought interracial children were a Bad Thing
@alindeman it’s like it’s got some kind of reputation !
@savagejen #FREEADASMOM Ada-Crying.jpg
And yes, my father went to a deeply religious, and southern, private university.
@Samurai336 bin-go
@savagejen they’ll lay a trap by sending you free coupons to a tanning salon so you’ll start qualifying
@techpractical younger blood took over the presidency of the school and changed it pretty much immediately to my understanding.
@JR_Nelson @techpractical Bob Jones University. Look it up, be appalled.
.@techpractical late 70s early 80s… they dropped the policy in the late 90s.
True story: my dad’s university forbade interracial dating, but they let him date a Japanese girl because that’s almost like white!
HA!! That guy who demanded the NSA phone records on him to defend himself is getting his wish! https://t.co/vwNWY8vQ4r
RT @GonzoHacker: What To Accept When You're Connecting: A guide to delivering your first http response
RT @PwnieExpress: MT: It comes with a mandatory Geek Squad installation. http://t.co/wb5fpWuwwZ /via @mrtoph
RT @snipeyhead: Best attorney reply to a C&D ever. http://t.co/E2nCV41e2y
@MrToph … that’s a pwn plug isn’t it
Delicious http://t.co/00LZvgYiar
@MrToph hi Courtney may I have a free iMac
@yolocrypto #YouOnlyPadOnce
RT @yolocrypto: Nobody's forcing you to use a one time pad just once. Reuse that shit brah: http://t.co/Ucp4HEuz81 #YOLO
RT @kaepora: Saudi Arabia is planning to ban Skype and WhatsApp in coming weeks: http://t.co/jbKRxF3MbG
So I tried to file a complaint with the government… http://t.co/NMCQ6i9CpH
@m1sp Gridbug is defeated!
@attritionorg you forgot Squirrel Girl, the most successful canonical superhero of all time.
@Kufat the extent to which the police will play mind games to convince you to say something is terrifying
@willjohansson and yeah it probably was him who used the gun! He probably murdered someone! But that’s a separate issue.
@willjohansson against him, that it was him who used the gun, because he wouldn’t answer a question about it.
@willjohansson yeah except for what the Supreme Court just said about they can use evidence a man didn’t answer a question about a gun
@harper not sure… but apparently refusing to answer doesn’t count as obviously using right to refuse to answer.
RT @EFFLive: DOJ mentions "relevance" standard in Patriot Act, but the current "relevance" standard is ALL calling info in the US regardles…
RT @EFFLive: DOJ mentions "relevance" standard in Patriot Act, but the current "relevance" standard is ALL calling info in the US regardles…
The idea that you have to wait until the cops remind you of your right, or you have to remind them, to HAVE that right is absurd.
@Kufat @tapbot_paul I read the story. The entire point of the right should not be dependent on whether the cops reminded you of it
Suspending being angry at the NSA for a few minutes to be angry at the Supreme Court for stomping all over right to silence
“On our honor, we do not use our internal tools at a CTF…” Team Veracode
@ioerror a moment of silence for the slaughtering of the right of silence
RT @KimZetter: NSA: Snowden did not have key/certificate to access area where VZ court order was stored
On a lighter note: improvise! http://t.co/1uujMtvKuX
RT @attackerman: Notice how many times Gen. Alexander says "industry partners" are "compelled by the court" to work w NSA. Imp for coming c…
RT @declanm: NSA's Alexander: We've never seen an analyst do anything wrong. NYT: NSA analyst "improperly" viewed Clinton's email. http://t…
RT @EFFLive: Confirmed, no court review of individual queries. Rest of the checks are inside the DOJ — this is not oversight!
@zeightyfiv oh I know that NK is objectively worse but they’re still technically right
@20committee apples and oranges, while distinct, have a common genealogy; I’m opposed to the tyranny of fruit!
RT @EFFLive: Confirmed: NSA Analyst doesn't need a separate court order to query database. Analysts can decide what is "reasonably suspicio…
@20committee how does that jive with the Verizon Order?
RT @EFFLive: If the NSA's "job ends" once info is inside the United States, as Keith Alexander said, why do they have every American's phon…
RT @puellavulnerata: The assumption that *it's completely okay* to spy on people as long as their (*gasp, horror*) foreigners goes complete…
@mrkoot I’m ashamed. And we JUST had that kerfuffle where the Boston Bomber wasn’t read his Miranda Rights in a timely fashion
RT @feministtswift: I said "Leave" / But all I really want is you / To leave / Because the "no-means-yes" narrative undermines the value of…
Could someone in position of authority please say “I don’t give a damn, I asked you a question” next time an agent says “that’s classified”
RT @EFFLive: "Have you collected any info besides phone records through the Patriot Act?" Cole says that's classified.
RT @EFFLive: No names or addresses in the call records database, just phone numbers. Thankfully phone numbers can NEVER easily lead to anyo…
RT @EFFLive: Inglis describes "queries" as being backed by reasonable suspicion, and that NO court order is needed.
@ak_____28 … it’s not like I have citizenship in Ireland, Scotland, and Sweden, all of which my recent ancestors are from.
@ak_____28 @EFFLive that’s not relevant to the legal definitions under discussion and you know it…
RT @EFFLive: Inglis focuses on foreign aspect of collection, but according to NSA they just have to determine that you're "51 percent forei…
RT @EFFLive: Talk of protecting info sidesteps core issue: By getting all call info, NSA spying is a general warrant in violation of Fourth…
@wimremes is one of them Ilja? Tell him I had a dream where I lectured an American reporter on how to spell his name XD
@wimremes hmm, most companies wouldn’t have “three employees one town” on the risk register I think…
@ELLIOTTCABLE @vilhalmer this year was replacing my old iMac. Hopefully there will be a retina air someday….
Is there anything more embarrassing than being called out by North By God Korea? http://t.co/dlHPNSIABx
@m1sp we have some bad news… you have a case of… DNA
@runasand see you there!
RT @stillchip: Bank of America whistle-blower’s bombshell: “We were told to lie” http://t.co/RXY28YK4vP via @Salon | It was OBVIOUS!
@ELLIOTTCABLE at least the 2012 airs also recharge absurdly fast
RT @ashk4n: When they NSA says they can tap all your emails -- this is partially why (hint: no encryption between webmail hosts) http://t.c…
RT @EFFLive: Alexander stresses, "We could've stopped 09/11." But 09/11 Commission cited gross mistakes by CIA/FBI, not lack of information.
RT @ioerror: Don't trust anyone to govern your internet or to design policies if they don't understand TCP/IP #FOTunis
RT @TanyaOCarroll: ¨each and everyone of you is living under the #surveillance colony of the United States & you have no rights΅ @ioerror #…
@amazingant @MrToph the title is “Noise Floor” as it’s mostly about radio noise and Defcon discloses everything
@0x17h that’s a weird thing to name your son…
RT @puellavulnerata: Does the #NSA have to worry about BLARNEY/UPSTREAM spying on itself recursively, like running tcpdump in an ssh sessio…
@MrToph yes, but actually with a focus on the unintentional emissions of electronics rather than deliberate signals.
@MrToph how to get in trouble with a $10 radio from China
@froztbyte I have had this conversation many times: “Hello, girl in nerdy shirt, have you heard of nerdy thing that sounds impressive?”
Now I can’t wait for the next time some random guy asks me if I’ve ever heard of Defcon when he’s trying to impress me :D
ACCEPTED. See you on stage!!!
RT @riskybusiness: This week's feature guest, @thegrugq, reading up on his area of expertise. http://t.co/5mXjYL3hOU
Someone call the 2600 Payphone Rights Association! http://t.co/XtDBpfUZHW
@0xabad1dea @JackLScanlan @realscientists @wendyzuk whereas when it comes to… whatever it is you do with pipettes, I’d trust you mostly :)
@JackLScanlan @realscientists @wendyzuk so yeah if you wanted to do a thing on physics…, I’d want to see a lot of reference to other works
@JackLScanlan @realscientists @wendyzuk but like, if I extolled evolutionary biology, I’m not an independently reputable source
@JackLScanlan @realscientists @wendyzuk I’d say so. Note that I’m not trying to insult science journalism; I read a lot of it, I reckon.
@realscientists @wendyzuk perhaps more precisely: are they the peers meant by peer review? If not, it’s journalism @JackLScanlan
@rantyben if you wake me up at 3am with some remark about elephants I’ll keel you
@realscientists @wendyzuk @JackLScanlan participant vs. non-participant in the field under discussion.
RT @oh_rodr: @whitehouse I think you forget who you work for.
RT @whitehouse: Obama on NSA: "I've asked the intelligence community to...see how much of this we can declassify without further compromisi…
@thegrugq @oh_rodr oh sorry. I figured your looks canceled out the whole rich foreigner thing and you broke even
@thegrugq @oh_rodr when do we get to the part where you look at illegal pron? I assume that’s what you do
@thegrugq @oh_rodr if you’re creepy to naive little me at Vegas I’ll tell my daddy. He’s a government man !
@thegrugq @oh_rodr which you said again and then deleted again so now it’s in the prismbase not once, but twice !
@oh_rodr @thegrugq they say The Grugq’s heart grew three sizes that day
@0x1C @thegrugq I habitually pick on Australia out of love and respect.
@astroduff @JackLScanlan haha but only serious because technicolor writing is a classic indicator of schizophrenia :(
@thegrugq I just bet the question “can they afford ____?” is “yes for everything up to and including Australia”
@thegrugq with the scale of budget we can assume, it’s a fleet of Batmobiles.
@thegrugq yeah but if I’m traveling Europe on SEVENTEEN GADZILLION that’s a different question I think !
I mean, I think it’s a given their budget is effectively whatever it takes. So it’s hiding it from the taxpayer a lot more than The Baddies…
Honest question: why is the NSA’s total budget size classified? How would knowing the total help Those Bad People?
RT @m0nk_dot: @quine @Niki7a http://t.co/4a5JbLy34H
@vladkov Not yet, the nice scary lady said it would be later tonight.
@0xdeadbabe @puellavulnerata so in their case, five months.
Am I paranoid to assume companies quote their six-month surveillance figures to make it sound like half as much as it is?
@m1sp http://t.co/sFkShivIKq
@m1sp I can hear gooses in my marsh <3
@a_greenberg @kashhill @joshbearman SadImNotPettingAPhoenix.gif http://t.co/BvSLiu1xfj
RT @lawblob: girl your body is a temple. but it’s the water temple from Zelda so once I’m in there I have no idea what to do
@ikmultimedia Please do not put goddammed pop up ads in paid apps. Thanks. http://t.co/Clf7eMkxKK
“Policy is a ratchet that only loosens” (Snowden) I guess it is so, as exceptions to policies always, always happen
@ra6bit @eevee maaaan that’s such a false dichotomy! Function and form are not separate for a device you look at and touch all day
@secboffin @VTPG actually I’m better than average at everything worthwhile except humility and the platformer genre of games.
@secboffin @VTPG don’t worry, I’m really good at not thinking I’m better than average!
@eevee there has never been a thinkpad that wasn’t hideous
@0xcharlie we’re trusting you Dr. Miller. Trusting you with our tweets
@0x17h it’s NASA’s lucky day
@0x17h maybe we should just ban all three-letter groups of the form N*A
@20committee @steven_metz I know, that was the part you quoted immediately after he said he approves.
Internalize please https://t.co/UqFQSPSd2F
@20committee @steven_metz most legit whistleblowers seem to approve on the whole, including Binney who you partially quoted on the matter ;)
@steven_metz @20committee I just feel like people are too busy not liking him for things unrelated to the documents themselves.
RT @The1TrueSean: "the card have to be renewed in 4 years time which is 2016."  Spammers really need to update their e-mails.#spam
@steven_metz @20committee ah, apologies! https://t.co/h35wgK3TB0 fits that better.
@steven_metz @20committee https://t.co/UqFQSPSd2F Please find better reasons for someone to be wrong than their diploma
@boblord middle syllable for both
@everyunicode oops again!
@Tomi_Tapio whaaaat. My poor Boston!
RT @jaykelly26: Say goodbye to some more Freedoms. SCOTUS Deals Miranda Rights Blow - http://t.co/apNcN3SyVD
@dawnchapel @qDot I’m… trying to decide if the image was switched, or that’s the joke.
RT @RedactedMedic: http://t.co/Bk3P4QeSoU first date. “@AppFlyer: Awkward. @mitrebox http://t.co/SzT9AkPmoB”
RT @arstechnica: Texas becomes first state to require warrant for e-mail snooping http://t.co/8xeUFRKa6x by @cfarivar
#woburn #burlington water on the road  is four inches deep in places... Be safe
@Niki7a @tufts_cs_mchow @ErrataRob it's fine!!! I'm just anxious :)
@The1TrueSean where can I get massages by mail
@zygen grats I guess
RT @oh_rodr: . @janinda as someone who worked intimately on this surveillance program, I'm very happy that #snowden leaked his shit.
@solak @everyunicode they deleted the E and inserted the D before resuming I’m pretty sure
@qDot @tinysubversions … wat
@tufts_cs_mchow @ErrataRob it would be fair to delay my rejection until the last day because I also submitted on the last day lol
@everyunicode oops. Start over.
RT @solak: @0xabad1dea @everyunicode Now that you've called attention to them, they seem to have skipped "D". #performance #anxiety
RT @adamshostack: From the weekend: New iphone settings?  I could see this through a paranoid prism...(/cc @att) http://t.co/SHPzjjfEjS
RT @mikko: Hugo Teso will run a webcast on Thursday: Practical presentation on how to remotely take full control of an aircraft… http://t.c…
I just tried to lock a paper notebook before getting up from my desk
RT @codeferret_: The NSA knows I'm uncool because I have to google for the definitions when my friends use slang T_T
EMET 4, finally! It has certificate pinning http://t.co/Kqo5G7JZLy
@chriseng wat
Follow @everyunicode for a very exciting buildup
@ErrataRob I don’t really have much of a problem with public speaking! I’m just nervous waiting to hear if I’m accepted or rejected
Sooo… today is the final absolute last day for Defcon CFP notices, right? *refreshes mail* *refreshes mail*
@eevee I am constantly taking photos with my iPhone in dreams then, shortly after waking up, be surprised they’re gone
@FioxyFluff @Tomi_Tapio is your garden a nuclear waste site?!
@chriseng oh geez. What is it?
Is this just creative writing? http://t.co/TwCA7cMx5t
RT @sweis: Snowden:"Encryption works. ... Unfortunately, endpoint security is so terrifically weak that NSA can frequently find ways around…
RT @MsEntropy: Why is this not bigger news? Texas jailers ran "rape camp" | http://t.co/2DPzmsbTxr cc: @WomenUndrSiege
@gazoombo I nominate @marshray and disappear into the shadows
@gazoombo though I am not #1 Crypto Expert
@gazoombo in theory, I think, the sticks are a good idea, though simply storing password-protected key files on a plain one can work okay
RT @ioerror: Someone doing SIGINT and openly advertising on LinkedIn actually brags about a program named Panopticon! http://t.co/2JXYEyTLW…
RT @chriseng: Snowden doing a live Q&A shortly: http://t.co/gPVBuT8CAv
@ioerror he deleted a tweet a few days ago agreeing to defend citizens but wondering aloud why he should care about foreigners.
How worried should I be to find this on my computer? http://t.co/2HFO5nNVRj
@wookiee you are a bad person
@WhiteMageSlave indeed you are
@m1sp @JackLScanlan it’s complicated.
@JackLScanlan @m1sp Mispy will attest that this is exactly what happens
@JackLScanlan @m1sp no, their world would be a happier place if there were only gods of fabulous fashion. Oh and there’s undead people
@JackLScanlan @m1sp basically: fantasy Silk Road, small poor country trying to politically maneuver, crazy people with powers, gay teens.
@abditum @m1sp Novel loading… please wait… 50%… 50.0001%…
@JackLScanlan @m1sp the fantasy novel I’ve been writing behind your back… the scribbles I pass to Mispy are my notes
@m1sp this Father’s Day, let us reflect on how I have developed literally hundreds of characters, but not Hayr’s unnamed father.
@m1sp well, it’s him, Rashk and Tsovinar vs. Hayr, Ziazan and Chakori in the Demographic of Hermit God Strongholds.
RT @wolfpupy: what if the headless horsemans original head was a horses head and the horse he rides has nothing to do with the name
@z4ns4tsu it turns out knowing what you don’t know is intractable.
@m1sp http://t.co/OmvYGROkcZ
@DrPizza yay! 🎉📱
RT @ErrataRob: Bah, I spent all that effort learning to pronounce "Ahmadinejad", and now they've replaced him.
Wifi is literally invisible and might as well be magic. Please don’t blame people for not having a detailed risk model of it.
@JeffCurless @docsmooth @mattblaze technology is not intuitive. Internet privacy is extremely not intuitive. And a quick google won’t fix it
@JeffCurless @docsmooth @mattblaze WE are the technical experts and WE need to help rather than write off victims as deserving it
@JeffCurless @docsmooth @mattblaze right, so I’m sure you have a medical degree, a law degree, entirely self-sufficient in knowledge
@joshrossi once long ago
@WorldsHeadiest @0x17h /b/ is for /b/anned, /b/locked, /b/ye!
@joshrossi *applause*
@JeffCurless @docsmooth @mattblaze in a perfect world everyone would know everything about all technology they use, but, well.
@JeffCurless @docsmooth @mattblaze any time you use the word “deserve”, stop and evaluate why you think it’s their fault.
RT @tinysubversions: Whoa, @silentbicycle markov'ed the GPL license: https://t.co/RiteBuUZ9v ... Markov works very well with legalese
@WorldsHeadiest @0x17h you’re a real credit to Anonymous team. Giving them a good name.
@docsmooth @mattblaze assuming it was free wifi, there’s no way it could NOT attract civilian moths to the flame…
@PaulM @mattblaze I’m… assuming that’s exactly what they did.
.@mattblaze better question: what happened to the traffic of normal people who surfed at these internet cafes?
Spying on your own guests is simply rude. http://t.co/QAF0FrUJ3v
@PRISM_NSA ugh how did you know
@kivikakk @tenfootfangs I’m just saying, if you’re ever in the area, gay marriage is legal here…
RT @0x17h: Throwing children in prison turns out to be a really bad idea http://t.co/iuo6iStDbM
@20committee you know, most people would say there’s a difference between being at war with someone and not being at war with someone…
RT @m1sp: Found a paper in the arxiv database which was updated prior to its creation. Dealing with physicists here, not ruling out time tr…
“Phosphate, deposited originally as guano, has been mined on the island for many years.” How’s that for a job description
@rantyben @thegrugq why does CHRISTMAS ISLAND need its own investigation agency
@WhiteMageSlave he forgot how to tank http://t.co/3k6KzFh106
@DrPizza :(
@ashedryden like why would you resent a piece of paper reminding the general public to not be rude unless you were planning on it?
@ashedryden sometimes I see people whine about codes of conduct and call it nannying. idgi.
@JackLScanlan I wouldn’t capitalize it for the same reason I wouldn’t capitalize the world, the ocean, and the sky.
@Sakurina @grp well technically it hasn’t shipped yet…
RT @EFF: Expert: Snowden's EFF sticker a "warning sign" https://t.co/zB8jB57MsD  Really? Here's NSA's chief wearing EFF's logo http://t.co/…
RT @osxreverser: "Ms Nagyova - a close colleague of Mr Necas (…) - is also suspected of illegally ordering military intelligence to spy on …
RT @osxreverser: "Czech PM Petr Necas says he will resign on Monday following the arrest of a personal aide in an illegal surveillance scan…
RT @landley: Think the senate will fix domestic spying? Half of them didn't bother to attend thursday's briefing on it http://t.co/6bpyNMvV…
This music strongly evokes feelings of being ten years old, so I'm naming the rival after my annoying little brother who's now an adult :p
#pokemon quick, what's my rival's name? Asian version so only five letters. Hmm, IONIC, GRUGQ...?
@Kufat http://t.co/bfnmOrpcsm
I saved and reloaded and turned into a boy, so I guess I'll have to use emulator freezes instead. #BootlegGaming
Everything you need to know about this bootleg translation http://t.co/Nt9RQeAahE
@chriseng the scoop was that the representative *said* so, which he did say so. Then the representative said some other different stuff too.
I'm liveblogging games again http://t.co/5PN7k5J46y
Forgive me, download site, if I elect to not use the bundled emulator included with this rom I just nabbed
@WhiteMageSlave I love fighting Pikachu in smash bros... as I can just reflect everything. Yes, yes use thunder when I pass directly over!
@nrr I think our lease has something like a fifty pound limit
@kyhwana I would but he refuses because he thinks they're creepy
It’s easy to hate Gary Oak until you realize his parents are missing and his grandfather can’t be bothered to remember his name.
@sanguis3k I’m guessing they were so cheap they didn’t change the plastic between prototype and final
@sanguis3k there’s no connector inside, it’s just a hole in the plastic !
RT @steveklabnik: Half of Americans living below or near the poverty line: http://t.co/47eytmM8bK
@Kufat you know I’ve owned cats before right I’ve even had horses. Entire horses.
So my husband was exposed to a cat and didn’t have a reaction. I really really hope he outgrew the allergy because I need a cat
@m1sp floor is lava
The URL of the video seems to be gone. But the cnet journalist doesn’t need to retract anything. I saw the video, Nadler did say that.
@chriseng but it’s on video. The journalist quoted him accurately.
@chriseng but it’s on video. The journalist quoted him accurately.
@20committee @ioerror It’s not particularly hard to find out what ioerror’s views are, he’s quite notoriously open about them…
@m1sp how am I supposed to send you pages when you're not online? :'(
@CaucusRacer nah it's clear and it looks like it drizzled off a glue gun, particularly on the underside it's not even touching any component
lol there are gobs of glue on both sides of this circuit board... pro
@xabean lol got it I had to wedge a fork in there...
@xabean it's actually stuck on there pretty good!
I peeled off the QC sticker on the cheaper radio only to discover an inexplicable microusb-shaped hole underneath
@THEwmAnderson no, because birthdays are a lot more fun when your parents love you!
@m1sp <3
I can actually celebrate Father’s Day, but I think we need a holiday for people who survived failed parents.
That whole match, I thought I was fighting Luigi… then it turned out to just be Mario in a green suit… I don’t know what to believe anymore
RT @ioerror: Bush NSA begun scraping Skype call records and email metadata directly off US networks: http://t.co/zlJuDAx13X
@sciencecomic (it comes down to maximizing bulk movement rather than minimizing miles traversed per package)
@sciencecomic insert ramblings about the computer science field of of minimizing cost of package delivery
Hey twitter, we have successfully sustained conversation on a political topic for over a week without forgetting. Good job!
RT @hemantmehta: Christian College Expels Lesbian Student, Then Demands Repayment of Scholarships http://t.co/kNhEN2TkF1
RT @zeynep: What Istanbul has come to. People now instragramming tear gas canisters that broke through their windor. http://t.co/nTAd26psCe
RT @NickHanauer: Coolest.  Thing.  Ever.  Scientists re-discover the lost formula of Roman Concrete and it kicks our concrete's ass.  http:…
@kaepora just a tad.
RT @vogon: @mattblaze @supersat koan: if you DROP TABLE in NUCLEON does the DBA make a sound
@chriseng I’m surprised Massachusetts is still your most frequent checkin…
@mike_acton pretend I didn’t auto incorrect that
@mike_acton largely a personal preference, but I’d ere on the side of current gender identity
@PatrickAK the spike is generated by the hardware and is always present at the exact center of the window.
@vogon what happened to the others? >.>
Behold the power of this fully operational science station http://t.co/HvdJQ0naFo
@CliffsEsport radio science !
@corpsefilth that would kind of defeat the point
@QuantumG I am NOT paying shipping on several tons of metal from Hong Kong! :p
@QuantumG I don't see a price, and you know what they say about that...
The fact that the microwave is not big enough to contain the entire live USB cable, the computer it's attached to, and me is a problem :(
@puellavulnerata the script I put on github today specifically deletes a small range from the center before doing analysis
@puellavulnerata yes, it's an artifact of these cheap radios apparently.
@puellavulnerata MHz, but the spike will always be there in the center no matter what.
@jesster_king it's a microwave oven.
@puellavulnerata about like this one https://t.co/1tLeTTV4Ze
@vRobM there's not actually anything there (that the radio is picking up). That spike is spurious or whatever you want to call it
My yard sale faraday cage at work! http://t.co/skN64Rsj7O
@vogon that's an fc00013 on the left and an e4000 on the right http://t.co/yju8jrJxyo
@LowestCommonDen yeah that drives me nuts - also when people say "stack overflow is for people who can't google"!
I wonder how many times I can close the microwave door on this USB extension cable before it frays
@innismir I don't have one and I don't know. I probably shouldn't be trusted with a transmitter. :p
@jesster_king software defined radio
@_miw the noisy one on the left is a fc0013 and the clear one on the right claims to be an e4000 but I'm not positive.
@innismir yeah I know :) I guess the cheaper one goes beyond having no shielding to actively hurting itself
@xa329 @normative thanks
$10 sdr vs $20 sdr... don't cheap out too much, kids. http://t.co/nN2ovW5CRY
@a12danrulz my little bro refused to learn to read until he decided he wanted to play Pokemon without help lol!
Saturday night with KK Slider #smashart http://t.co/Tl4QCZd8em
@WhiteMageSlave they shall know of my greatness http://t.co/bwz2R6rIuO
@xa329 @thegrugq I blessed well don't swear.
@404ed http://t.co/yju8jrJxyo
The problem with writing a script that processes output of a $10 radio is it will randomly decide it doesn't feel it at the moment
@TDotWhiteHat @thegrugq I WON'T FORGET
@Brian_Sniffen @zooko http://t.co/d4EISKDJTz
@_wirepair I’m flattered I guess…?
@kaepora @matthew_d_green I suppose he meant the math is dull
Video of representative complaining he got two different answers from the NSA http://t.co/bIwklqRzER
RT @GooglePoetics: I am getting fat I am getting old I am getting married I am getting used to it  #GooglePoems http://t.co/v4SvkLKCh5
@grumpybozo actually I did end up on that page eventually but it wouldn’t play…
RT @ggreenwald: Whatever you think of the stories or Snowden or anything: can everyone agree that this increased transparency for NSA is ve…
@dangoodin001 @declanm representatives should all have tumblrs!
@Kytri Kytri Thompson, 198X—20XX: single handedly ruined comics forever. All of them.
@thegrugq I’m also good with stabbing
This reporter looks legit but what is the source of Nadler saying this? Or did I just miss it… http://t.co/bIwklqRzER
RT @trevortimm: BREAKING: In classified briefing, NSA admits it "does not need court authorization" to listen to domestic phone calls http:…
@thegrugq I’m great with kids. I swear.
@wimremes @thegrugq there’s not even a cartridge in that Gameboy!
@thegrugq why would you think playing Nintendo with me is traumatizing? Did Mario touch-a you?
@nrr I’m stuck at the house because DH left for the weekend and forgot to leave the house key. But there’s Nintendo at my house!
@nrr I live a few miles north of Cambridge
@nrr hello geographically adjacent friend !
@zygen pedally. Manual is with hands!
Maybe I can advertise as a babysitter but only for kids who are worthy competition in Nintendo games
Grow up problems: I bet those kids outside would play Mario Kart with me… I also bet their parents would call the cops.
RT @levie: This should sum up America's problems: 53% of senators skipped out on a classified NSA briefing this week to go home early.
RT @ELLIOTTCABLE: Wish you could click those damn little loading-indicators in @Tweetbot, they’d stop loading and go away. /re http://t.co/…
@kirkenovak @Tomi_Tapio someday I’m gonna log back in and go ask that Redguard girl to marry me
RT @SteveD3: Pre-Father's Day comment from kids: If you're ever on life support, we'll unplug you and plug you back in, because sometimes t…
RT @jayrosen_nyu: "Don't savvy me." New shorthand: only 14 characters. It means: Stop dismissing valid questions with the insider's, "and t…
@collettiquette someone needs to learn of burden of proof :D
Code drop!!! https://t.co/x8HGNmZQX3 the worst radio scanner ever written #sdr
@jevinskie oh, well I guess that part is effectively a filter as it just removes a tiny slice from the middle of the array entirely.
@jevinskie it's not a filter, it's just generating a textual list of peaks in the sample buffer
Wee! I wrote my own script for finding local peaks that ignores the false spike always in the center. http://t.co/hFtfa5SZfz
@pchengi no, the opposite! I am saying a lot of Older People seem to not like people in their 20s.
@WhiteMageSlave the range is actually ridiculously short and easily defeated by a wall
@akopa I was trying to use someone else's already-written interactive one
Problem: I should get some fresh air. Solution: Wii-U tablet range extends to patio
Dear abadidea of two days ago, you put the pudding in the freezer. gg, champ!
@NotThatGreg wow...
@hackerfantastic nope, just the rtlsdr tools
@NotThatGreg ie the library detects my dongle as an elonics e4000 but its tunable range stops dead at 1700mhz
@NotThatGreg mass-produced Chinese radios are like a box of chocolates: the chart may or may not be accurate http://t.co/yju8jrJxyo
@NotThatGreg one of many roughly equivalent rtl-sdrs
@mirell not necessarily… depends on the family.
I made a graph programmatically! The most fun you can legally have on a Saturday with a USB dongle!!!1! http://t.co/bngqx7ErZp
Google "pylab". First result: wiki page complaining that the first result for googling pylab is not very helpful. It wasn't very helpful.
@sakjur "blah blah blah you're only 24 what do you know" "blah blah blah he's only 29 why does he make so much money"
RT @hemantmehta: This Woman is Being Denied U.S. Citizenship Because She’s an Atheist http://t.co/g4uRfCWhx7
@kivikakk it’d probably be more efficient to have stored the RAM states
RT @nullwhale: @0xabad1dea A HN commenter clears up the translation a little — https://t.co/GYCZ0kncoK
@m1sp #youngnar http://t.co/WDAoWZua1o
RT @mikko: German Intelligence agencies claim they can 'decrypt PGP and SSH'. http://t.co/7YjaV8TTAi There's obviously something lost in tr…
@ralphtice it’s not my friends, it’s a zeitgeist
RT @xor: Oh my god, Google's been trying to warn us all along! http://t.co/xbBTMXUKxK
It really seems to me there’s now a disdain for people in their 20s that equates them with teenagers which didn’t used to be there.
@hypatiadotca how bad are we talking
@m1sp http://t.co/xnIw5inIYE
@The1TrueSean my only question is: why one glove
@ca13ra1 https://t.co/uUgXE1SWX1
@amanicdroid @0x17h my village police are analog, and the Boston police were analog as of, well, was that even two months ago yet?
@0x17h pff, what could ever happen in Boston?
@0x17h oh yeah.
@niteshad It's not encrypted. There's just no-one talking. Because nothing is on fire.
@EightTons the time frame was not my concern... except that three decades ought be long enough to find out what NSA stands for.
@niteshad lol as if!
"Maaaaaan my local police and fire radio isn't very active! Wait..."
(That bright yellow blip was a fireman using the truck's radio about twenty feet form me, just saying something mundane)
@thegrugq nnnnnooooooo......
@N3OX rtl-sdr
The fire department is outside my window... boy that signal sure is bright http://t.co/YtID7DEsCq
@_wirepair @thegrugq hmm it's not the touhou albums but I guess I'll try to get it anyway to cover for my piracy sins
@thegrugq @_wirepair also my taste is fine thank you https://t.co/cbQPhaEpjg
@thegrugq @_wirepair I suspect the answer is that CDs have *collector's value*
Japanese musicians!!!! y u no digital download so I can give you my monies fair and square
@smb lol I'm sorry. I only see "Super Mario Brothers"
@RandomStep submit child get request to adoption API endpoint
@lil_lost pretty much
@elathan because I'm planning on adopting and you usually can choose that
@MikeyASalazar me too! Actually I've been planning on adopting since I first heard the word when I was seven years old.
Y'all know when I get a kid you're going to be in for like ten years of scientific observation tweets about her learning stuff? Fair warning
When your handle starts with a zero, you get a lot of pocket-tweets, toddler-tweets, and hand-slipped-tweets.
@patrickwonders you seem to be having technical issues, possibly of the toddler variety
RT @Marie_Lu: Classic statues in hipster clothes. Is the best thing I've seen all day. http://t.co/VksjU5FHBs
I can’t believe someone put this much top-notch effort into a movie trailer about Java https://t.co/pkH9fgS00f
I don’t think I’ve ever seen a photograph of an in-flight entertainment screen that wasn’t of a Linux crash or reboot.
RT @marshray: http://t.co/ByTrXVhKH2 Thought I'd mention I proposed an enhancement to SSL which ENCRYPTS your METADATA. Speak up if you wan…
@stillchip lol I'll see if I can find one...
Antenna has female connector. Radio has female connector. I tried rubbing them together, but it seems they're not lesbians.
RT @PRISM_NSA: There's one Internet company that has bravely resisted us, no matter the cost: @GoDaddy  haha JK they're total jerks like yo…
This source base has a configure script which does nothing but print "just run make"
This is how Massachusetts people think. http://t.co/m3VndDab9F They can't fathom going more than eight miles to anything!
@tapbot_paul to clarify, I mean robots in homunculus form. If your bag doesn’t have half-eaten candy bars, you’re suspect.
@tapbot_paul Androids.
@tenfootfangs what if you search for four guys or six? What is the limit of guys who can grind as n approaches infinity
@iowahawkblog @innismir I ain’t Russian !
RT @iowahawkblog: Whenever I get retweeted by a hot chick, I assume it's some kind of Russian internet scam.
@kaepora @cakemail If they think *that’s* hate, they really need some more experience with controversy
@wookiee I’m disappointed there’s no full body shots of you gettin’ down in that video
@0x17h barbarian
RT @BrianBWagner: I'm starting to think that @PRISM_NSA is like Santa Claus. The more you believe in its power, the more it influences your…
RT @arstechnica: What does your cat do when you’re not around? http://t.co/CVotCjTLEH by @drgitlin
@bhelyer anyway it’s like “Celebrating the 191th consecutive year of keeping soldiers out of our quarters”
@bhelyer they don’t just show it to you? o_O
Third Amendment rights group celebrates centuries of stunning success http://t.co/1BRsaHAxus
RT @MarkKriegsman: Pink Shirt Day @Veracode. http://t.co/CLNmWWdzGr
@eevee well they already had that é using up a perfectly good slot in the character map
@HyShai that's the pager - the mp3 player has 32MB of ram by which they mean solid state storage
Review of a $300 MP3 player... in 1998 http://t.co/Lwi0L2SVgY (via @ternus )
@meursalt not my pager - I'm guessing it's the base station at the local hospital (I haven't hooked it up to a decoder)
@alethenorio 13 is dang well old enough to use the internet and gaming forums.
Right where I thought it'd be. http://t.co/CI0Hepku7R <--> http://t.co/cBLQuwvpra
@m1sp @vogon I was so ridiculously harmless
The NSA could save a lot of money if they just hired my best friend to cyberstalk everyone... nothing escapes his keen google-fu
@H4RDC0pyLULZ >.>
RT @chaosTechnician: @0xabad1dea Don't be too hard on 15yo you. 25yo you set a laptop on fire. :)
15yo me called herself a phreak. 15yo me needs to be slapped
@m1sp SILENCE
"Someone" found a backup of my blog I started when I was 15. Will I hate 25yo me this much in ten years?
@akopa yup. Once again I am punished for buying the piece of fabric which was advertised to fit me
@The1TrueSean @thegrugq @codeferret_ he really puts the bear in pedobear
@thegrugq I'm ten.
I got a Pusheen the Cat shirt, but apparently "woman's tee" means "we cut out a hole the size of the moon"
@lindseybieda I personally have always refused to pretend to be a boy. I get TOLD I'm really a boy enough as it is.
And no, contrary to my mother's apparent fear that the internet is nothing but pedobears, I never encountered any on gaming forums.
When I was a young teen (13, 14) I lied about my age on the internet (saying I was 10, 11) because it freaked me out when guys hit on me.
RT @mattblaze: Didn't Sen. Feinstein reveal more than Snowden about telco metadata when she said it was going on for years & applied to oth…
@ErrataRob attn: @comex :p
@ErrataRob I promise I’m not being interviewed by the police over twitter
Why do I encrypt communications, officer? Because I’m planning a surprise party… several times a day…
@thegrugq I buy surprise gifts for my spouse several times a day!
RT @callmewuest: @0xabad1dea It's not like anyone is hiring people to weaponize those patches.  Oh wait -- http://t.co/Q2lgmnSW44
@reviktra I tend to comment on the thing I most recently RT’d :p though I realize, if you already follow, twitter’s behavior is arbitrary
Giving the govt advance copies of patches is a two-edged sword. On one hand it’s passive defense, on the other it’s so easily abused…
@thegrugq hey man, etsy is on the BALL.
@reviktra in this case it was office space and allegedly someone chickened out on sharing it after the past week.
@leighhollowell fun fact - the white part is technically leaves, and it has several tiny flowers in the center. Double flower!
@hoofadoo @innismir @wimremes no one said there are no adult converts
@innismir @wimremes I’m defining convert as someone who has explicitly prayed for salvation in the generally prescribed Protestant manner
@leighhollowell dogwood
@innismir @wimremes I have missionary training from the Southern Baptists, you know…
@wimremes it’s no coincidence that almost all converts to Christianity are under 15 years old…
RT @eevee: it is seriously cool that animal crossing allows crossdressing and only makes cheerful nods at it
Whether or not you think JavaScript crypto is a good idea, chickening out on helping Cryptocat at the last second doesn’t help anyone…
RT @kaepora: Wow. @CakeMail just canceled a deal to rent part of their offices for Cryptocat because of “what we work on.” Incredibly shame…
@ShadowTodd that’s what makes twitter followers!
RT @landley: Is it a good sign for the future of the USA that Sesame Street _needs_ to cover parental incarceration? http://t.co/7L1kKbExRn
RT @SecurityHumor: Bitwise and byte foolish. #infosecadages
RT @SecurityHumor: Bitwise and byte foolish. #infosecadages
@taoeffect that’s not what NSA stands for.
@rodrigobijou saw a screenie of it
How to destroy credibility in one sentence: “I’ve been covering the National Security Administration for three decades.”
@WhiteMageSlave but it’s the squirrel’s fault in the first place
@thecoleorton @Veracode honestly, we don’t …
RT @Veracode: MAME and legos, the keys to productivity. http://t.co/JbYB7HKbNk
RT @charliesome: Holy shit, this is a bootable Minecraft clone written in *assembly*: https://t.co/NSaPPIDpe0
@WhiteMageSlave thank @CyberSquirrel1 !
@Ionustron but the evidence points not to a backdoor, but to the spooks getting an advance copy of next month’s patches
@Ionustron Microsoft Security Essentials? Well it’s not like the rest of the OS isn’t also under their control :p
@octal @puellavulnerata and if people will still call him kid when he’s thirty years old
RT @m1sp: Twitter data visualizations will continue to grow until they reach peak silliness https://t.co/ZGfMA5AdNi
@H4RDC0pyLULZ :o
RT @csoghoian: Wow. Microsoft provided non-public info on software flaws to US gov agencies, which was used to exploit foreign govs. http:/…
@m1sp it’s a legitimately sad story! Solornel just doesn’t have much patience period
@m1sp #TheMeanestAuthor http://t.co/u9AHqIdkdK
RT @marshray: @DonAndrewBailey @tqbf @csoghoian like asking a fox to guard a henhouse,in secret, with exponentially increasing hen-eating c…
RT @thegrugq: A lot of the public evasiveness of the IC heads has been based on hoping that people will understand the non-IC definition
RT @TheAtlantic: A certain 'je NSA quoi': In the 1950s and '60s, the spy agency held a beauty pageant http://t.co/FNXw159dyB
@Kufat it’s been there for TWENTY MINUTES
I should throw out this jello cup before it attracts ants *picks it up. Soldier termite underneath*
RT @textfiles: A COMPLETE BOMBSHELL WAKE UP SHEEPLE http://t.co/VVZGfJoZ04
RT @marshray: http://t.co/PKZTfT4QS2 "It’s not just meta data. The NSA is getting everything."
I um, missed this when it came out a month ago. FBI guy stammers and then says all digital communications recorded http://t.co/pR5ipQhPFI
In news that isn’t depressing, Supreme Court ruled against patents of natural DNA. That there was ever a question is frightening.
.@dakami xbone’s PR is so condescending that I am seriously contemplating it being sabotage
RT @dakami: https://t.co/uJ2YRk3ebI Wow.  The lawyers are actually killing the XBox One.
RT @attritionorg: Is it safe @TrendMicro? No =( http://t.co/nC9BcOnHH8
@benheaslewood it appears that the graph is upright but "x title" and "y title" strings are fundamentally swapped at API level!
In this widget library demo, the graph widget's x axis is labeled "Y AXIS" and its y axis "X AXIS" and I'm going to punch it in the face
@landley Matt Mackall. Most Malicious. I'm allergic to M&Ms. CONSPIRACY
@MarkKriegsman would that make the 2MHz NES twice as painful or half?
RT @MarkKriegsman: @0xabad1dea I still maintain that the Apple II ran at one megahurt.
I really feel like the singular of megahertz should be megahert
@MarioVilas I *get* it! But it's needlessly confusing because you have to remember two different things for two different contexts
@OptiMizPrime though it's not their fault. It has the correct address on it, but it's visually almost indistinguishable from mine!
@OptiMizPrime I did actually. "Hey so so the post office gave me someone else's kid's pediatric bill from you." "Wow uh..."
@bobpoekert nah I don't really write python. Trying to get some random thing off the internet working.
"Compiling wxWidgets failed because of missing Carbon support in OSX 10.8" If only this could have been tested BEFORE a 20-minute compile!
I look away from macports for two seconds and it starts compiling xorg-X11. All I wanted was some widgets in my pythons!
@null_ptr the one about Cocoa...
RT @mcclure111: San Diego Catholic Diocese fires teacher because she was a victim of domestic violence. This is not an exaggeration. http:/…
@nullwhale I use macports. But the problem du jour is mostly in python extensions
I should put "expert in interpreting needlessly obtuse errors in the process of compiling Linux utilities on OSX" on my resume
@joshuajuran well, let's just say I'm more concerned about wxPython still working in two years than in working 20 years ago :)
"WARNING: can't find headers for this library I need but I'm going to compile anyway and fail after littering the hdd with code corpses!"
It's a travesty that there is actively-maintained code written against the Carbon API. The O'Reilly book on its replacement came out in 2002
@gdbassett @ra6bit lol okay
@gdbassett @ra6bit yeah it does, that's what I'm saying. There's an audit trail, and he probably had power over it.
@gdbassett @ra6bit which probably involved actually checking the personal files of other users
@gdbassett @ra6bit just on that he was a sysadmin, he got away cleanly, and people are baffled how he got those papers in particular
@gdbassett @ra6bit no matter how hard you try, you can't fix the fact that sysadmins have root.
@gdbassett @ra6bit I think the key thing was he WAS the one checking the audit trail
@rantyben @chriseng "HYDRARGYRUM" I meant the word "HYDRARGYRUM" also written ☿
@name_too_long mentioning me on twitter would be approx 7000% more likely to get my attention in time :)
@schrotthaufen see my next tweet!!
@MarkKriegsman of course, that roughly pegs one core and consumes a gig of ram, because real time graphics in a scripting language.
@MarkKriegsman pyglet + https://t.co/WcnBfCeizz + https://t.co/f8ZyqEPEvv == http://t.co/bJlcly5L0X
@gpakosz yes, because.... it's ancient.
@chriseng we didn't. But we STARTED a few thousand years ago.
Am I more infuriated by casually inconsiderate interface choices than fundamental human rights abuses? Let's count my tweets and find out...
Splain Train that hg is the ancient abbreviation for mercury please stand down :p
"Let's name the package mercurial and the utility hg," said the most malicious person ever
I got the command-line version of the SDR tools working on OSX... what should I do with these four beautiful cores?!
@MarkKriegsman good news comrade https://t.co/uUgXE1SWX1
@evacide yeah, and that's fine, it's just the venue comes with that nice tint of "maybe shouldn't get your opsec tips here" :)
“Here’s Vice, the magazine that accidentally leaked the exact geocoordinates of a man on the run, with how to hide phone calls from the NSA”
@DarthNull it was changing the ad every other click for me, unless you mean it doesn’t for YOU because Adblock.
A slideshow on how The Onion pays the bills with ad impressions… http://t.co/psoQArrUFh
@SeanTheProducr @PRISM_NSA yes but only archiving the data that’s public by definition…
@RSWestmoreland I’m curious if it was an auto handwriting recognition bug or a last-mile human error
I just got a medical bill in the mail for someone else who lives on same street with similar, but not identical, name. Huh.
@thegmanehack \o/
@akopa never, EVER leave me alone with a soldering iron. You saw what happened with freakin' sealing wax.
I somehow doubt that this cheap radio's serial number is actually 00000013
@TheNoButton (our housemate is a good cook, but he's gone for the week and I haven't eaten a proper meal since.)
@TheNoButton My live-in cook isn't here this week I'm afraid, so ramen and instant soup it is.
You're not a real computer scientist until you have to start over boiling the ramen water because you were tinkering with something
@Ammoniak @MikeTalonNYC @snipeyhead I was thinking you were linking me something pink and I'd be mildly annoyed... but no... you're right.
@CyberSquirrel1 and my freshman year there was an outage every few days until finally equipment started getting upgraded.
@CyberSquirrel1 the infrastructure simply was incapable of handling the load as college students all got their own computers, no joke.
@demon117 um, well, of course. The point is how is presented.
@CyberSquirrel1 it wasn’t me, it was the girl who insisted on using her jumbo microwave !
RT @thezeist: Deep Wizardry: Stack Unwinding http://t.co/AJrRwZaraT
@send9 yeah… it sees where it sleeps, which it infers is where you sleep!
@CyberSquirrel1 taking down the power in Lynchburg is so simple a college freshman could do it. Repeatedly. I’d know.
@fadenb well Eve is basically a game about suicide bombing other players...
.@sanguis3k I *know* they're logging it; it's just creepy to see them try too hard to be cute with it :(
@sanguis3k I don't think I've ever not been logged on to at least one Google service for a few years now
Google Now is creeping me out. It's showing a list of my recent searches on other computers and asking if I want to continue researching Eve
I will pet my good luck Pinkie Pie while waiting to hear from Defcon http://t.co/dFMMRTopxd
@ra6bit @awpiii yeah that's what I meant by it stays in place when I scroll, sorry. Always straight down the middle.
@ra6bit @awpiii oh, the spike in my output is not at 108, that's just where I was. It's literally everywhere, all the time.
@ra6bit there’s more around 145 yeah
@gpakosz in response to my submission a few weeks ago
@ra6bit with no antenna you can clearly see them... they stay in place as you scroll http://t.co/BVwasjFcSl
@ra6bit lines which are always present in the waterfall. I think some people call them biases?
The cheaper radios I got have not one but five imaginary peaks clearly visible!
@CyborgCode kinda a bit late there. CFP == Call For Papers == submitting a talk proposal
@CyborgCode by submitting to the CFP
Other people are getting their Defcon letters… anxiously awaiting mine
RT @0x17h: London police are confiscating sleeping bags and food from homeless people http://t.co/HeEdjB5oxE
@techpractical @jasonmoliver someone authorized to maintain computers can physically open the case and then… so on and so forth.
@blowdart my mother is IT at a southern university. It’s probably the most peculiarly redneck IT department in the world.
@blowdart yes actually she has domain administer credentials
@blowdart and active directory is controlled by who? :)
@jasonmoliver they already do that
The real Mission Impossible is keeping thumb drives off your network. http://t.co/OGjIRKP2mp
@Motoma that’s the spirit!
RT @zooko: “NSA chief drops hint about ISP Web, e-mail surveillance”—@declanm http://t.co/RUUzwdMyqQ HT @dangillmor
RT @_decius_: I want my views on Twitter to be tracked - thats why I express them here. Facebook is slightly different. Gmail is very diffe…
@oh_rodr he linked me his bio at the naval academy or something and it says so.
@Viss :<
@RenatoFontes his username is 20committee , trying not to @ him too much because getting blocked would be inconvenient :)
I guess too many people bothered the NSA guy about his remark of why should he care about foreigners, as he deleted it.
@solak wow… he said of course he’ll defend Americans but why would he care for the rights of foreigners
@MarkKriegsman gee, what prompted that thought…
@Motoma better than %APPDATA%\Roaming
@wwwtxt my tablet has 2048 rows of tiny blinky lights, what do I win
@MarkKriegsman nasal demons are totally in-spec!
@MarkKriegsman soooooo… how in-bounds is a custom compiler? :p
RT @Veracode: Webinar in 5 mins w @chriseng & @jlavepoze Mobilizing the Masses: Building BYOD Security Awareness in Your Workplace https://…
@MarkKriegsman you’re pretty suspicious… hey has that dollar been claimed yet
I managed to avoid the trap of buying the sugar-free jello, but I realized too late they had already gotten me in the cookie aisle. #bleh
“The “If You See Something, Say Something™” Campaign” If you think of something, trademark something
@landley a better question, indicative of mindset, would be “Would you be ashamed to even try out dressing like a woman?”
RT @gparker: Fast path through objc_msgSend() on arm. iOS 1: 20 instructions. iOS 6: 19 instructions. iOS 7: 11 instructions.
@rantyben @wimremes Morality is messy. But legality is what the power structure allows, hopefully but not necessarily what is good.
@SunTsu they got the check mark, Mr. Tsu
RT @DHSgov: “If You See Something, Say Something™” emphasizes the importance of reporting suspicious activity to the proper authorities #se…
RT @jamesseddon: The Sun at its best RT @JamesManning4: An apology in today’s Sun: http://t.co/H0g6eq9udK
@SurprisingEdge I’m surprised more people don’t ask… I was short a lanyard and my dad gave me a veteran’s administration one and it stuck
@earlzdotnet I think it should start working from the point you first logged in
@tapbot_paul Nah, definitely not. Latest stable on iPad. Snapped a pic, it resprung as it was thumbnailing for the tweet edit sheet
@i_intelligence @Packetknife silly gizmodo, the moon is already dead!
@JastrzebskiJ hahaha … … …
@JastrzebskiJ it was more being annoyed by people who act like it’s a travesty a 29yo with no degree DARE make so much money.
@JastrzebskiJ I’ve kind of been assuming it was sudo cp *
@m1sp http://t.co/N0q8rEM47V
Just experienced a spectacular respring while taking a picture. I blame @tapbot_paul though I doubt it was actually Tweetbot’a fault.
RT @Packetknife: Stacking tolerances.. it applies to software too.
@PresidentHoodie it involves seeds ?
@ELLIOTTCABLE if yours is purple, you should uh, maybe see a doctor…
@kivikakk but are they all in R— if I assume that’s Russian, it won’t be.
@ErrataRob my face clouds over as I read this tweet.
I’d encourage @LorettaSanchez and all other representatives to remember they represent *us* and we want to hear what the NSA told them :)
@NedGilmore now if I had that…
Representative Sanchez sounds like she’s begging someone to leak as best as she can without saying so http://t.co/qaU5jhIu1l
@ELLIOTTCABLE AM NOT
@MalwareJake it completely ignored the SD slot. This was USB, of which it has two
@MalwareJake “Do you want to format this device?” “Please make sure the device is the only one inserted” “Do you want to format this device”
@MalwareJake I expect to be asked, but it asked the same questions multiple times for no apparent reason :(
@WhatHoCenturion you should.
@H0lyPuma it’s so childproof!
RT @Packetknife: And if you think #Snowden harms US-China relations. HAHA. BWAHAHA.. because yes, China went *gasp* what is this Enn Ess Ay…
“I don’t see a USB eject option in the Wii-U… do I just pull it out…?” http://t.co/8hZiGiNG1U
“Once the file transfer has started, the process cannot be cancelled, because we don’t know about journaled filesystems”
Confirming to the Wii-U that yes I really want to format it literally took longer than formatting it
@sarahcuda @vogon yeah, I loved not feeling safe until I left…
@unimp0rtanttech I would *never* make fun of Sonic. The sad thing Sega has become, however…
@Kufat Before. I apparently suppressed the memory. It was traumatizing.
But hey, at least I found my SD card! It was in the Wii-U after the absolutely miserable process of migrating the old Wii's data.
Bonus: I shut down the WinCE laptop with the USB stick plugged in, and now other computers can't recognize it
@H0lyPuma apparently not because there's one in the slot and it's ignoring it ??
@gangstahugs @H0lyPuma I would generally advise against getting kernel code off a torrent
@H0lyPuma sharing save files: the scourge of innocent game devs everywhere.
@Lavarsicious The Terrible Laptop from China That Came With Windows CE 6.0 (the one I lit on fire)
@H0lyPuma to back up a save file so I can delete it and see if that fixes a bug, if not put it back.
@Lavarsicious ... it's not THAT primitive, thank goodness.
ZOMG Wii-U wants me to reformat my USB drive to some special snowflake format ?!?!
Windows CE doesn’t have an option to safely eject the USB drive! I guess it’s stuck here forever :(
@puellavulnerata Blackhat however is explicitly commercial
@puellavulnerata the Defcon invitation, I feel, was done to deliberately lend a voice to an ideological opponent
@puellavulnerata oh no no no last year he talked at DEFCON. he’s moving up in the world !
@puellavulnerata ie will he still have the nerve to show up, and will he make it through the talk without being boo’d off the stage
@puellavulnerata Keith Alexander and his appointment to address the security community at Blackhat
@puellavulnerata so what’s the betting pool on him and Vegas at anyway?
@tenfootfangs it worked almost fine until we unlocked Robotnik… maybe I should wipe the save files?
Oh boy, Sonic Racing Transformed has a patch! Maybe I can finally play it without it freezing! LOL NOPE where’s Mario Kart
@tenfootfangs >.>
@DrPizza my husband except… *British*
Someone should take me on dates to the orchestra to hear classical music (my husband is a philistine)
@tenfootfangs wow I am actually jelly
Nintendo in one Vine. I went upstairs to find the phone at five seconds remaining https://t.co/Ujni06VKaR
@fncombo Accessibility -> Increase Text Legibility. You’re welcome!
RT @NightValeRadio: Help control the pet population. Stop calling ants pets. They do not love you and it's inflating the numbers.
@coreplane @puellavulnerata heck, most Americans have only a vague idea of people in other parts of the country
@MarioVilas which I don’t think is a widely held view anymore, although “my marriage is a right, yours isn’t!” is.
@MarioVilas no, the other way around… if you say freedom is a right, then you can’t also say slavery can be moral.
@onekade @puellavulnerata at this point I’m pretty sure they meant as opposed to fiber taps; they request data at rest they didn’t snarf.
@puellavulnerata one of my private essays on ethics is a rant about the moral imperative of meeting those who are different...
@puellavulnerata (only men? Don't look at me...)
@puellavulnerata my grandmother (bless her) said "well you can't trust foreign men!" when a local murderer turned out to be Brazilian.
@puellavulnerata I feel like some older people I know have had so little contact with non-Americans they have no concept of them as people.
@akopa there's a time and a place for privilege, like privilege to use the part of the beach reserved for local taxpayers or w/e
Maybe my sympathies for The Foreigners(tm) is an internet generation thing: everyone I know is equally far away, and yet equally here.
@chriseng HA! Our klout scores are the same again!
@emptythevoid @Twirrim #closeenough
If you claim you deserve a certain right, but others (foreigners, gays, w/e) don't, then you actually claim you deserve a privilege.
If you claim you deserve a certain right, but others (foreigners, gays, w/e) don't, then you actually claim you deserve a privilege.
@JeffCurless @20committee hence all the talking I do.
@JeffCurless @20committee the world works the way that people let it.
@JeffCurless @20committee If I gave a damn how the "world works", I wouldn't be here, an openly bisexual atheist woman with a computer job.
@JeffCurless @20committee I don't care that someone's a "foreigner", I will afford them what I claim I deserve. Rights, respect, no dif.
@JeffCurless @20committee um well my point kind of was: why would geographic location determine whether I apply basic respect to someone?
@m1sp I will give you a present next time you log on chat... to apologize for the digimon thing.
@amanicdroid @chriseng twenty-two dollars for the velcro?!?!
@bigeasy janitors are disrespected gods of physical access, and "uppity" is a privileged word.
I'm picking on @chriseng because I'm fuming over something he said about tinfoil and haberdashery
@0xcharlie @chriseng I take offense to your implicit denial of my gender identity
@katzmandu but not enough to keep the darn kids and their animes and pokemons out !
@tenfootfangs but you like The Animes
Not to say that ALL Boring Old People don't know how to computer... @0xcharlie and @chriseng for example !
The fact of the matter is that comic-book-lovin' kids control the world's datacenters because not enough Boring Old People learned computing
And people like @20committee will find it hard to fill their hacker ranks if everyone who lacks a degree and likes comics is disqualified :)
@thegmanehack \o/
I feel like some people are just mad a “kid” who dropped out and likes comic books made more money than they do. Computers: learn them.
RT @inversephase: @marshray @0xabad1dea oh no! what if they find out that nearly every government hired CS/math/etc student was into anime?…
RT @marshray: http://t.co/n8UCahnwXS "How can I be concerned about blanket electronic surveillance if the guy who leaked it was into anime …
RT @avestal: MS confirms Xbox One has console-level region locking; will not function outside 21 launch countries. http://t.co/6xkXLMthIp
@ChronicleSU @0xcharlie this is how you know you made it, Dr. Miller!
RT @EFF: As far as we know, our victory in the secret FISA court today marks the first time any party other than the US gov't has won in th…
RT @EFF: BREAKING: FISA court rejects Justice Dept's catch-22 secrecy argument, @EFF's case will proceed https://t.co/5Kk36J9hRj
@hypatiadotca didn’t you hear? Everyone with pink hair is actually the same girl.
RT @AlSweigart: Unlike online advertisers, gov. tracking can end with literally being imprisoned, tortured, and executed. THAT is why we ar…
This guy continues to make me very sad https://t.co/FgpC06LnFt
@20committee because being born wrapped in red, white, and blue doesn’t actually make you special?
RT @csoghoian: Alexander's unwillingness to reveal whether the NSA is collecting non-telephony metadata (such as email contacts) should be …
RT @gigideegee: in everything you do on the internet, please remember that at the end of the day you are dealing with real human beings
@0xcharlie I’m four percent of your followers ?!
@Fe3Mike now I'm upset I didn't think of that
@alethenorio oh definitely not. Windows, Linux, OSX and Google Drive
@alethenorio implementation dependent!
This was necessary http://t.co/SrHyRlVaGO
So @txs is leaving the company... we got him a present http://t.co/ZJ4nv6FhGj
And yes, the excess coworker variables have smashed the floor stack and are obstructing foot traffic...
Go to restaurant with coworkers. Fill table. Attempt to realloc the table twice as large. TableMalloc() returns null. Segfaaaauuuult
@alethenorio I meant the filesystem metadata
@aredridel @shu @thinkingfish ahahahaha
@thegrugq pff. My husband's forehead is more than subtly too large *right now*.
@PBTender I'm actually a Magical Girl http://t.co/2hQ6SBKoBP
My github comment signature is :sparkling_heart: it matches my avatar pretty well! 💖
@Mordicant when you buy something in Google Music it kinda automatically gives free listens to your friends
@mtheoryx You just hurt Siri's feelings...
I often have nightmares of my phone dying. Dreamed of a sudden firestorm consuming my car, first thought, "my spare battery's in there!"
http://t.co/7VnhyQ5JYx my imagination or does that legal footer say 2011? Definitely on the bleeding edge of image sharing
@kehopper well, "issues created by you" actually means "bug reports submitted by you"...
@bobpoekert then their growth metrics don't include user retainment.
"Issues created by you" this interface text sounds so hostile out of context, doesn't it?
@bobpoekert and it took me time and made me angry. http://t.co/8I3PWnisv7
Thank you @_Delts for reminding me that Twitter Mobile Web actually makes you do EXTRA taps to log in rather than sign up ?!?!
@bobpoekert except when I'm staring at tumblr going "............... there's no signin button" (it's a tiny text in the corner)
@skattyadz I can't tell you how many times I go to sign in on github and I instinctively click the green button next to the white one :(
#UIRage the signup button should be obvious. It shouldn't dramatically MORE obvious than the signin button. Ahem @tumblr / less so @github
@SamusAranX actually I suspect it also starts that ticker after first login
Twitter fixed all the bugs I complained about yesterday. Now I'll complain my Connect tab goes back one hour before jumping to 13 hours ago
@SamusAranX it shows that for some of them for me where I know that's wrong too...
RT @netmork: @0xabad1dea Account ineligible. At this time, we are only accepting advertisers tweeting in English (…).
@jonathanw probably because the adblocker unilaterally blocks domains with "ads" in the name, or something
(It appears that the timeline at the top of the dashboard doesn't start until the first time you log in, so it will be blank first time)
Did you know?: https://t.co/LD87egqkJo will show you the analytics dashboard for your account even if you haven't bought any ads.
@landley archaeology suggests this error is about as old as I am. Therefore it's his fault :)
@pborenstein yeah; I suspect it was an actual hand-maintained text file listing servers for their script to mirror !
My father once reminisced to me that there as a time in the 90s when a three-letter agency could simply download the internet…
RT @hashbreaker: You think your RSA encryption is safe because the attacker doesn't have a quantum computer yet? Serious attackers _save_ y…
RT @trap0xf: http://t.co/SrIqGLqqF1   greatest subtitle
@Urraca @arstechnica by which I mean, when I open and it loads new posts, it jumps me to the top of the timeline
@Urraca @arstechnica it’s okay and works a lot better than it used to. I hate that it doesn’t seem to support remembering where I left off…
@ggreenwild @0x17h Dr. Russler, you should be ashamed of this behavior!
@alsmola @presidentbeef awesome… had to open an incognito window but I got in
@sintixerr I’m asking if you realize the article is from a parody news site, as your comment on it is ambiguous :p
@sintixerr you realize that’s a parody right :)
@jennifurret is that better or worse than waiting on the ethics committee ?
@NamTaf well yes, but  The average American household has had more bandwidth than that since about 1982
RT @arstechnica: Microsoft: No internet connection? You can still buy an Xbox 360! http://t.co/YIZWaWQaLS by @KyleOrl
@SimonZerafa @callmewuest that’s the joke…
@_losh I ain’t old enough!
RT @callmewuest: @0xabad1dea Careful--Use of non-latin characters carries with it a 51% certainty that you aren't a US person
After the military gets the hang of mixed upper and lower case, we will BLOW THEIR MINDS with ÜTF—8
BREAKING STOP MILITARY DISCOVERS ASCII ENCODING STOP http://t.co/yu74CxEMZo
“As a loyal patriot, I support the NSA! *wink*” “Good thing winks are harmless emotional metadata.”
@Pebble @Iamkenpage my answer depends on whether that’s a parking lot or a road…
@lindamartin52 @ggreenwild because this is a fake account :(
@ErrataRob @puellavulnerata actually I assume everything you say is literal and you are the worst human being ever
RT @wimremes: OMG, someone is DOSsing the South China Morning Post website. Must be the US censors!! CYBERWAAARRRRR
Not every day you get to score someone’s home-rolled tiff parser. Pretty sure it’s better than the official one though…
“Public outrage has led to lawsuits but no results” Not even *I* am so idealistic as to think one can sue the govt and win in under a week.
@alethenorio seems probable that moving it between so many filesystems including the internet would lose the time stamp at some point
@ELLIOTTCABLE in all seriousness, sitting in a towel at home reading technical documentation
@ELLIOTTCABLE hello
RT @anildash: My marriage, like millions of others, is possible because interracial marriage was decriminalized 46 years ago today. Happy L…
Is it my imagination or have Barbie’s proportions gotten even worse? Look at that neck!! http://t.co/tReKaRaXXp
South China Post teaser for upcoming Snowden interview… http://t.co/jrwuQflZBe
@m1sp o.o
@pchengi :D
@rantyben @thegrugq @_wirepair anyway it’s sleep o’ clock
@xa329 all terrible, wicked things!
@rantyben @thegrugq @_wirepair what is wrong with you
@thegrugq @_wirepair only when you apply a Hatsune Miku theme to the widgets
@thegrugq @_wirepair anyway I did start this to support larger projects, so… I should write something cute huh
@thegrugq @_wirepair *copy* *paste paste paste*
@thegrugq @_wirepair no, but if you can find a security bug then you’re beating Dowd :D
@secolive yeah, I just expected the latency of downloading from across the continent to be a bigger factor
@_wirepair @thegrugq (that was a fun but silly attempt at embedding canaries in buffers)
@thegrugq @_wirepair I said right in the tweet that wasn’t my code
@_wirepair @thegrugq my code may not be USEFUL but it is PERFECT. https://t.co/0j3hNdFjv4
@kivikakk do you follow that person because their name is Arlen
@thegrugq *my* C is perfect… I am the avatar of native code
@armcannon to be fair, it’s not exactly a skill needed outside of enumerating Final Fantasies
@thegrugq @chriseng @_wirepair me me I’m coming
The emphasis being, of course, on writing C that doesn’t blow up and segfault and overflow and ignore return values
I should write a book on C for people who know Python/Ruby/etc... call it Grimoire of the Old Magic or something.
The best part of Pokemon Crystal Vietnamese is where they apparently just used a thesaurus to find words like "diathesis"
@wickdlee69_man I'm just sad at the whole prism state of affairs. At least Google stood up to them today.
RT @norcross: well done Adult Swim http://t.co/OzU6SPZXqN
@xa329 yeah, and that’s… not a timeline to submit a request to Facebook for private data, get it back, and evaluate it…
@xa329 yeah I still don’t think that all goes through in fifteen minutes in the back room :p
@thegrugq @chriseng @_wirepair surely you wouldn’t be the first patron to ever demand bacon at a swanky hotel
@xa329 someone who speaks German confirmed that the original says they had the printout and surprised her with it
@xa329 I don’t think Immigration would keep someone sitting in their office for several days while they ran a fisa…
@thegrugq @_wirepair I’d totally do that. I’d understand it wasn’t good bacon, but I’d still do that.
@wickdlee69_man A lot of things ! Our government spies freely on the vast majority of human beings who are not citizens here with no concern
@thegrugq getting collectible rubber bracelets again?
RT @MarkKriegsman: All it takes is two flipped bits to ruin your whole gay.
Deleted original tweet because other German sites aren’t reporting it. Perhaps the girl exaggerated. For your ref: http://t.co/NHfT9ofcWl
@_wirepair got confirmation from a German it says what it sounds like it says, but that’s the only site reporting it, so…
@wickdlee69_man sigh
@mike_913 well, if they actually were going to show it to her, I assume they wouldn’t be like “here use our computer”
And I use “allegedly” strongly because I’m not convinced customs officials would have printed evidence for such a trivial case ??
@ScaleItRon based on the rest of the code, I can assure you that wouldn’t work and, in fact, can overflow itself with intended inputs !!
RT @puellavulnerata: .@Salon Oh noez! There might be *homosexuals* in an all-male organization! Shocking!
RT @Salon: Pope confirms "gay lobby" at work at Vatican http://t.co/cRmfdo7zrm
@20committee yeah, who needs adult women with sexual choice?! They should live to not make their father feel awkward!!!
@akopa IMO Human, as I insist on addressing him, should have been a girl, like in the Animal Crossing movie.
@akopa I don’t. I’m pleased there’s another girl character, though not pleased at lack of established personality…
RT @JeffMcMahon: If toddlers have killed more people with guns this year than terrorists, obviously we need to declare war on toddlers.
@ELLIOTTCABLE “The transpiler accepts an existing JavaScript file, and transpiles it into SJS”  My intuition would have gone the other way…?
@zygen bonus: it supports IP range globbing so there are conceptually valid inputs that exceed 19 characters.
If politicians in Germany call the NSA Stasi-like, are Americans now allowed to say so without being offensive? http://t.co/xXcxsfUPVc
RT @NTarakanov: http://t.co/OXYyW7Xw5D a length is multiplied by 4 when allocating the buffer but is multiplied by 8 when copying data into…
Why 20 bytes in particular? Why omit the two characters that would make that scanf not overflow? Why, coder I downloaded this from in 2007
Found a C program I didn't write in my backups. Let's have a looksie...  char ip[20]; fscanf(fp," %s",ip);  Wow I had awful taste as a child
@matthew_d_green well we can't break compatibility with useless errors across multiple complete OS rewrites now can we?!
@matthew_d_green "File system errors"
I would be raging at OSX that my 65GB super slow transfer failed except it's because I accidentally yanked the power cable somehow.
@zygen also I think DM's are working for me now
@zygen thumbs up!
Excellent error explaining that the copy from X to Y failed because server Z disconnected. Bravo, OSX! http://t.co/dhz1qSXyvs
@zygen refreshing and trying, hang on...
@amanicdroid even better, I found it on a page that said "Please point your browser to <working hyperlink> to see..."
"Please point your browser to..." remember when people said that?
@zygen my bad weather hasn't cleared up yet :p
@0x17h y u so protected
I'm drowning my surveillance sorrows in a rewatch of the most important Let's Play of all time http://t.co/l8aZrOLC3J
How evil is it to tickle a sleeping husband and whisper "SPIDERS"
@themarkcaudill first, this rearranges my windows, second, it's paginated
Wait. Does youtube really provide a complete list of every video you've ever watched but *no way to search that list*?
Apparently I have the wavs and midis to SimCity 2000 in my oldest backup folder for no particular reason, then.
What game from the 90s had a helicopter pilot ("mayday!" "I'm hit!") and a woman who said "reticulating splines"? I have these wavs...
@uppfinnarn who's checked in from every major city on earth within a span of hours
I have a feeling that this NES rom dump with a file creation date is 1983 is stretching the definition a bit
@Kufat though I don't have any HARD DRIVES I've been using since 1997.
@Kufat It's from a game I had installed in the 90s, though I can't remember what game.
@invalidname Apple naively didn't anticipate it being used as a tracker.
@uppfinnarn yeah it returns a constant now in iOS7
@Kufat 503.wav Created August 10, 1994 8:00 PM
Can't wait for all the iOS apps which snarf your MAC to have really interesting errors on iOS7
@thegrugq actually it was the Governor's School of Math and Science, which was hosted by my university
When I worked at a summer boarding school I sneaked a scan of Harry Potter 7 to the kids. They had no other means, poor angels.
@theLoneFuturist @_yossi_ depends. Are we talking 64MB per movie or for all eight? :p
@_yossi_ Was working in a school at the time. Copied it to USB and snuck it to the kids.
@_yossi_ yeah I had that too. I felt no guilt because I had already paid for the preorder.
@zeroday no, I don't remember tape drives. I have literally never seen one in my life.
.@_yossi_ I mean PDFs of the Harry Potter books (If I could compress the movies to 64MB I'd be rrrrrrrrich)
Found a 64MB zip I made when I was a teenager of my Most Important Files... mostly bootleg Harry Potter... and some anime wallpapers.
@Aranjedeath it's basically a trail of every picture that ever made me smile, even if I can't quite remember the reason.
I remember downloading it over dialup onto a Gateway laptop running Windows 2000 Professional.
I have a GIF that, through 10+ computers, and being downloaded from Google Drive just now, still has the original metadata: January 31, 2003
I read that automatic updates on iOS will "allow developers to iterate faster." I was under the impression the bottleneck there was Apple.
.@reed @wookiee "iOS 7 fixes"  "definitely not got caught out using MAC address fixes"
@eevee I still say his name is Human.
@vogon do you favorite everyone this much or am I your… 😎 favorite
@vogon my phone just buzzed. That was you favoriting a tweet. I don’t even need to look
@vogon How un℈lous
@vogon how did you even find the unicode for that squiggle
RT @wookiee: Get ready for an unusually high number of app updates with nothing but "bugfixes" in the description.
RT @mike_br: accurate portrayal of e3 http://t.co/ffDiC0J0yA
I got a pet! I hope I'm ready for this responsibility http://t.co/TMLQpBG4wB
@thegrugq you’re racist against loyalists then
@pa28 yeah but the cloud is in Mountain View!
Consensus is that the streams to and from the router are colliding, but I’m not entirely ruling out AFP just being terrible
@Kufat the only Ethernet cable I have is about a foot long
@mtheoryx literally the only wire attached to that computer is the power, so I guess my house has Ethernet over Power?
How can copying 65GB between two computers on the same wifi be slower than one of them copying 65GB from the cloud?!
@ErrataRob (this is what we need those darn @chriseng constitutional scholars for)
@ErrataRob Apparently he is nominated by President, which is a yes, but it’s also a military position and I’m unclear if that’s a civil role
@JZdziarski @KimZetter I am personally convinced that Google GENUINELY does not want to be handing over as much data as it’s being told to.
The FISA queries Google isn’t allowed to disclose are manually processed and handed over the old-fashioned way. http://t.co/8MvwV6H7ff
@mtheoryx I’m pretty sure we all agreed it really is Sea Lion
@mtheoryx I’m pretty sure we all agreed it really is Sea Lion
@parityzero hmm well, the only Windows machine I could do that on isn’t particularly powerful.
@zygen I like the implication that Twitter is a weather system ;)
@mtheoryx true, but it’s not like it updates once a major OS revision… right? >.>
Is Director of National Intelligence an impeachable position?
@bNull @quine @youbetyourballs I admit I’m a touch jealous
@zygen these issues are Web, Chrome, OSX. API client seems to be working as intended for me
@tangenteroja you already did!
@wimremes well that’s not the prelude to any massive act of government violence ever
RT @wimremes: holy fuck, Greece has pulled the plug on their national broadcaster. what in the hizzy?
RT @a_greenberg: Clapper must be sweating as he reads this: http://t.co/5dA4q2m1hc
8975 (Safari) vs 15786 (Chrome): is Octane this rigged or is Safari this far behind? Minding Safari is 64-bit and Chrome not so much!
@zygen now who do I whine at that I can't get this photo to post AND the blue dot of new DMs won't go away :p
@zygen the best thing you could tell me is it's related to my name
@elyseboyajian @0x17h I can’t tell if she’s serious anymore actually
RT @mattblaze: No comment MT @NSACareers: Test your Crypt skills with #NSA’s #CryptoChallenge game app. Download it now on iTunes or the Go…
@0x17h @elyseboyajian meanwhile some of us actually care about the real Snowden and the *actual files disclosed*
@0x17h @EJosephSnowden @elyseboyajian I see she “punished” you too with her “retweeting a fake account” strategy
RT @0x17h: sexual jokes about 12 year olds. stay classy, fake @EJosephSnowden @elyseboyajian
@sophwilkinson @nnimrodd apparently the matter weighed so heavily on his conscience that how could he not?
@kherge the first one was Dutch, actually.  Curiously, both were otherwise the same demographic: blonde, mature women
@Jonimus I cheat, and rake in karma on multiple sites simultaneously
@maxtch well I’ve seen the official screenshots. But I am waiting for the iPad beta
Go get them @ACLU
RT @arstechnica: ACLU sues four top Obama administration officials over Verizon metadata sharing http://t.co/lyUASJpKSs by @cfarivar
I'm pretty sure the FBI could save some money by replacing their spokesperson with a recording that says "per policy we do not comment"
@ebcube to talk and talk and say nothing but hot air
Is it my imagination or has the word “bloviate” been seeing a lot of use the past few days
I don’t wish to force anyone to listen to me ramble about ethics and philosophy! However the opt-in to opt-out ratio has been great so far.
@canweriotnow in this case, the lovely individual doesn’t even say I’m wrong. She just doesn’t want to hear me talk I guess? And that’s fine
Why do people complain I engaged them then continue to @ me after I show them where the block button is?
@elyseboyajian @EJosephSnowden I’m confused why you think RT’ing a fake account from yours is some sort of blow to me
@unclemeow @EJosephSnowden but a fake “truth teller” is a rather dangerous thing to hearken to and take seriously.
@elyseboyajian @EJosephSnowden hooray I’m a whacko! The WHOLE POINT of praising the real Snowden was telling the truth!
@unclemeow @EJosephSnowden I’m not *questioning* it. Check with @ggreenwald his media contact.
@elyseboyajian @EJosephSnowden the onus is on you to block me, ma’am. That’s why the button is provided.
@elyseboyajian @EJosephSnowden because people are falling for it and lies can be dangerous ?
I asked two people if they realized they were praising a fake Snowden account… one cussed me out and the other asked why that mattered
@0xcharlie @chriseng well in that case what are you complaining about? :)
@elyseboyajian @EJosephSnowden so you’re deliberately feeding someone’s poor sense of humor by sucking up to a fake account?
RT @marshray: RT @dangoodin001 Guardian reporter delayed e-mailing NSA source because crypto is a pain http://t.co/bLw7UyEkIV < We need to …
Yeah so apparently that Turkey thing is still going on
RT @CNN: Chaos overtakes Istanbul protests - tear gas, water cannons, fireworks: http://t.co/07acaiGTvJ Details live on @CNN TV.
@sakjur because my IT department won’t give me a Mac at all (I actually BYOD Air), never mind 27”!
My mom needs a Mac for testing things before she deploys them to the Macs her IT dept manages... so of course they got her a 27" iMac! :'(
@alsmola @presidentbeef hey it worked ! (getting twitter’s attention by complaining about twitter on twitter)
Hey twitter, I think I found another broken in 2-factor as https://t.co/D6oyUpc7Zb goes 404 after I auth ??
@bdconf @ELLIOTTCABLE so not fair
@ELLIOTTCABLE @bdconf … wrong image
@bdconf @ELLIOTTCABLE it’s not a lack of data I have but a lack of a website to say so!
@bdconf @ELLIOTTCABLE I get a 404 when I log in. Possibly more two-factor breakage.
@hyperpape @silentbicycle though demanding that they lie is not out of the question
@osxreverser lol are you confessing to a few million felonies?
@osxreverser they sharply rate limit hits on large files. I hit it in literally seconds linking that 100MB gif
@synfinatic they already publish the transparency report. Calling out the govt increases overall trust I think…
@ErrataRob good thing I’m using neither a browser nor OSX !
@ErrataRob that tweet is displaying right-aligned like Arabic unicode
@ErrataRob how did you right to left the twitters
@jerrigirl @pusscat you say the first two as if you find them as contradictory as the second two?
@matthew_d_green grab the phone book for your favorite country and start transcribing !
I’m anticipating the secret that Google has been forced to sit on is FISA orders against something absurdly broad like an entire country
@DrPizza I saw on Authoritative Twitter that DRM will be a publisher matter
@chriseng and it wasn’t just you, a lot of people have said more strongly worded things against laypeople
@vierito5 and shouldn’t the ones making the call whether they care be the people actually affected, not some govt pencil pusher ?
@vierito5 in the most extreme case, that fisa orders have covered literally EVERY foreign account, that’s not of interest to users?
@chriseng and my point of view is that it’s so basic that any literate person is qualified to comment with gravity.
@vierito5 it’s not the number of requests, it’s the number of unique accounts covered by requests. Hint: it’s secretly A LOT
Lighthearted intermission: http://t.co/y3RN72gsbk
This is —HUGE—. Google calls out govt on forcing it to lie by omission on transparency reports. http://t.co/L2VgX5gu2k
@mattblaze twitter-stalking him has proven oddly insightful into the mind of someone born and raised in the NSA…
@mattblaze guy who said that is both right and a bit of a tool on twitter who can’t get over the fact he didn’t graduate high school
@amanicdroid @ggreenwild @EJosephSnowden that was explicitly who prompted me to make the remark, actually.
Okay, technically they’re making demands of the Attorney General. Like Vice Presidents, I’m not sure what Attorney Generals do on a dull day
@ioerror ding ding ding!!! http://t.co/L2VgX5gu2k
IMPORTANT: Google makes demands of the NSA to be allowed to tell the truth http://t.co/L2VgX5gu2k
How modern metadata analysis could have been used to stop the American Revolution from getting off the ground http://t.co/GKKV1VLsD3
@0x6D6172696F where can I get my unicode domain?
@ggreenwild @EJosephSnowden oh COME ON. #fake
@jennifurret ffs. Can’t they at least keep the misogyny out of my favorite childhood memory. Crystal was 1st game I played as a girl avatar!
@pokemon_ebooks except, gods forbid, INDOORS.
@small_data @thegrugq private school, sorry :p
I’m not saying there’s no debate on the meaning of those words, I’m saying the bar to participate in that debate is not “scholar”.
The Bill of Rights is under 500 words. You don’t need to be a Constitutional scholar to have a meaningful opinion on interpretation.
RT @BriannaCahn: Oh wow.... http://t.co/f439Bh7EUV
@timzania argument is fine! I hate being told I can’t argue because I didn’t get a degree in Constitutional Ritual Theology or something
@adpaolucci @0x17h @lumeet @scumbagjames lol that probably does matter a lot actually
@chriseng @djrbliss whence the presumption one needs a special degree to understand a few hundred words of plain English?
Okay, you know what bugs me? “You’re not a Constitutional scholar therefore you can’t criticize.” It’s not THAT hard to read and comprehend.
@scumbagjames @0x17h @lumeet either that you know a lot of white males, or that the patriarchy is working as it always has re self-hate :)
@scumbagjames @0x17h @lumeet and if Occupy victim stats lean white (I think they do), that’s because the protest leans white, because etc.
@scumbagjames @0x17h @lumeet statistics always have shown that you’re LESS safe from cops if you’re not white
@scumbagjames @0x17h @lumeet or that certain faces of occupy say things like this https://t.co/qCDHAbG8BP
@scumbagjames @0x17h @lumeet or that white males feel safer than other demographics in turning out to protests
@scumbagjames @0x17h @lumeet that more white males hit the bottom than ever and they still had the fresh energy to be surprised ;(
@thegrugq he was astounded that little miss goodie two shoes would take issue with him
@thegrugq I walked out of a chemistry class in high school when the teacher went on a rant about worthless welfare recipients
@spacerog I actually never had any, I guess it was out of vogue by the time I was old enough to eat solid food ;)
@scumbagjames @0x17h @lumeet it’s not “offensive” it’s “indicative” :) I support the principles of Occupy in general
I think my biggest social responsibility is to remember I grew up on welfare, and to remember the reasons each family was there.
@scumbagjames @0x17h @lumeet though, for the theoretical average white straight male, economic position is the key distinguishing factor.
@scumbagjames @0x17h @lumeet I’m white, not male, not straight, formerly poor but no longer. All of these affect me, not just class.
@scumbagjames @0x17h @lumeet so it’s not possible for problems to exist on more than one dimension? :p
@scumbagjames @0x17h … I was just struck that you seemed to think privilege was a conscious effort. It isn’t, but fixing it is.
@scumbagjames @0x17h oops, I don’t remember saying that…
@sergeybratus I’m just wondering at a stat that said there were four thousand new radicals in Germany last year, totaling over 40,000
@decktonic @TristEndo gods I *want* them to play it safe and stop messing it up
Where do numbers of “radical Islamists” in predominantly non-Muslim countries come from? Is there a form to declare radical intent?
@thegrugq or too much faux metal shading
RT @thegrugq: Jesus fuck, can the US military please hire some fucking real designers? “You can never have too many eagles or flags!”
RT @thegrugq: “@Walshman23: @thegrugq http://t.co/J7wABPpXGl”< awesome! next question, do they take BTC?
@puellavulnerata I associate you with hating air shows! Colored exhaust for bonus points
“Salary discrepancies? How can we trust Snowden on anything!” Well the govt agreeing the docs are real is a good start, I think.
RT @20committee: "In God We Trust - All Others We Monitor" - NSA in-joke. Used to be available on T-shirts (yes, I have one). Probably out …
RT @AlexOlesker: The Russian Duma passed two laws today, one making it illegal to "offend religious feelings" and the other outlawing "gay …
@joshuafoust @20committee I’m amused we’re worried about his salary and not the Verizon Order the govt agrees is completely real
@marshray @yosp it seems they paid more attention to Microsoft’s negative feedback than Microsoft did
RT @ashk4n: New privacy feature in iOS 7: Apps can no longer track using MAC address (ht @anuaimi @jonathanmayer) http://t.co/90FkTiVmcv
RT @yosp: And yes, PS4 is region free :D
@thegrugq @lcamtuf and use the voiceless water sample as the baseline for the noise removal.
@thegrugq @lcamtuf test what results you can get in Audacity with its built in noise remover. Let water run, then talk over the water
@miketheitguy @ioerror he seems to have a critical shortage of imaginative power
With apologies to the environment: iMac, y u go to sleep while syncing with cloud overnight?l bad iMac! Desktops do not sleep.
@miketheitguy @ioerror I personally consider the legality of something a poor metric for whether or not to be upset :)
Sensenbrenner seems genuinely surprised that his Act was abused in exactly the ways the privacy community said it would be! /cc @ioerror
I wish Sensenbrenner had asked my opinion on the Patriot Act and whether it could be abused — the fact that I was thirteen notwithstanding
RT @ioerror: Sensenbrenner: Congress was not briefed, and did not authorize broad metadata collection: http://t.co/VYP3Ojalkc
@puellavulnerata this tweet reminded me of you ;) https://t.co/opyJ24jle6
I don’t care what y’all say, the main character of Animal Crossing is named Human.
@WhiteMageSlave … Human? They added HUMAN?  (That is definitely that character’s name)
My inner asthmatic is looking forward to the doubtlessly healthy future of the person smoking outside my window and depriving me of breath
@WhiteMageSlave I saw something on twitter about megaman?
RT @msuiche: If you have also been offended by NSA Slides, here is for you: http://t.co/UdKQh0Uvsm
RT @m0nk_dot: 1  ノ( ゜-゜ノ)  (╯°□°)╯︵  0  Flipping bits
@DrPizza calling it turbo makes me twitchy
@CipherLaw @thegrugq well, if it meets MY definition of secure, then sure! Sadly, I’m the demanding type
@ra6bit the officials have the same question, but I’m pretty sure it has something to do with a hash-mark :)
Does iOS 7 fix the bug where it stubbornly refuses to admit “its” is a word distinct from “it’s”?
@TheEijk there’s no shortage of those! But I’m only legally Dutch :p And in my country that doesn’t count! AMERICA!
@TheEijk namely that I have a Dutch birth certificate :)
@homakov but remember that time you asked which spelling of your name to stick with?
@TheEijk ik heb geheimen!
@homakov what! I told them not to trust you, you steal rubies…
@kylemaxwell @mikko yes we all do, but that doesn’t address the American mindset!
@annebruijne @runasand @EJosephSnowden do you always flip out at people who check in to make sure you know you’re being lied to?
PRISM in the Netherlands: “direct access to the data on a silver platter” http://t.co/4UQ9jDV20U (how reliable is this news site, .nl’ers?)
RT @mikko: What if Google and Facebook were headquartered in, say, France? How would americans feel about French intelligence tapping into …
@scumbagjames @0x17h nobody opts in to being more often given the benefit of the doubt, or opposite, based on race gender etc!
RT @checker: Every once in a while I wonder why we get the same boring games served up over and over again, but I'm soon reminded: http://t…
@Asher_Wolf @0x17h this drives me nuts. I called out a former NSA’er on this and his reply was “he’s too immature to do his job”
RT @Asher_Wolf: Infantilisation and disregard of a generation.
RT @Asher_Wolf: When newspaper describe hackers and whistleblowers as kids, the vast percentage of ppl they are mentioning are over 25.
@thegrugq the fake Snowden account is pimping your code! Fess up :p
@elyseboyajian @EJosephSnowden fake account! Someone is trying to enjoy his glory by proxy
@EJosephSnowden @annebruijne fake account
RT @ggreenwald: Fake account ----> @EJosephSnowden
@saumroze No, not by any stretch of the imagination, I am, however, acclimated to using an actual mouse.
@angealbertini @corkami I missed this earlier — you do the silliest things :p
@troubledskies by the hour
@troubledskies the bill, however, is about the same…
“A process can even send a signal to itself” — processes have weird fetishes!
@0x17h with a notch in its ear!
@Sektor9 maybe, but that’s not the public
@sneakin no, it was considerably less than a decade ago :)
I am such a spoiled child, upset that my 65GB cloud sync hasn’t finished yet. Wasn’t too long ago I was on dialup…
@Packetknife hey now, some of my best friends are Australian! It’s not their fault.
@uberscientist just ask Nearly Headless Nick, one can be mildly beheaded. So too…
I think I mildly electrocuted my foot with one of these deteriorated Apple wires.
@killerswan that would be a heck of a loud bunny! It was in the marsh and I in my room.
@eevee #NotDestinedForProgrammingGreatness
@mdowd your haircut is very win32. But what’s a Metro haircut?
@mdowd nice quote btw http://t.co/PLH5SDN2NA
@mdowd @savagejen well you can’t mean OSX, and you can’t mean Cygwin…
RT @Joi: Was taking pics with iPhone while waiting for ride at the curb at Logan Airport and cab driver threatened to call Homeland Securit…
@mikkosniemela *cough* @BlogsofWar *cough*
Twitters and blogs are public, but flooding an innocent bystander with negative attention for your own amusement is malicious behavior.
@20committee @EddyElfenbein good to know! So you *are*, in fact, trying to ironically portray negative stereotypes of the Government Man?
So certain accounts are taking delight in a dramatic reading of Snowden’s girlfriend’s social media, as if this has something to do with her
@20committee @EddyElfenbein one of us needs our sarcasm detector adjusted. It might be you.
@BlogsofWar you voyeuristic creep.
@lsjourneys I’m so sorry.
@_am3thyst I just want to know if they’re random or they cycle through some small list
@20committee @EddyElfenbein You make me feel more at ease with every tweet.
Has anyone ever done a study of fortune cookie lucky numbers to see if there’s a pattern?
@20committee @EddyElfenbein see, this is why people think the NSA is creepy! What does she have to do with it?
@thegrugq @chriseng @rantyben I’m telling @SteveD3
@thegrugq @chriseng @rantyben pff, who would give me a clearance?
Per @gdead , YouTube recordings of foxes sound close to whatever I heard
@RSWestmoreland I don’t think it’s in any distress, I think it just has an incredibly creepy voice.
@WarOnPrivacy suburban swamp.
@puellavulnerata @savagejen Eve is like this too. NPCs hire players to personally deliver documents because transmission is unsafe.
There’s an animal outside that sounds like a shrieking toddler and I don’t know what it is. No, not a shrieking toddler.
RT @KayinNasaki: best random Metal Gear boss idea from someone: Boss that yells "X-Box Off!" during the fight. "Snake, to win you have to l…
@vogon yeah I don’t know how you can mess up “like the 360 but more so” would’ve bought it in a heartbeat
@mike_acton something something Sony something something all is forgiven something something “Microsoft: Knights of the TOLD Republic”
@vogon I also get the feeling there’s trouble at home :p
RT @nico_prime: Rasterization and raytracing are two points on a fluid rendering spectrum.  Algorithms between them exist. I call those "re…
I get the impression from Twitter that Sony’s presentation went a little better than Microsoft’s or something
RT @matthew_d_green: What the hell is with these DoD diagrams? Who makes them? They don't make any sense. http://t.co/R1b6wWNiwE
@EddyElfenbein @20committee do either of you think obsessing over this man’s girlfriend is of any non-voyeuristic use whatsoever?
@kherge I know. It’s just that the effort is so pointless.
@kherge I know. It’s just that the effort is so pointless.
@jamie_gaskins @plussone yeah, it’s just, what’s the point in treating public leaks as if they’re properly classified? Horse, barn, etc.
RT @JackLScanlan: Has science gone too far? Has it missed its stop? Will it have to take a taxi home from the end of the line?
@ShadowTodd it’s definitely aimed at younger children. It has an A+ ranking among eleven-year-olds everywhere.
@rantyben @chriseng but then again that never stopped the government did it
@rantyben @chriseng it instantly becomes a moot point to waste paperwork on
@chriseng @rantyben I’m just saying it’s nonsensical to classify looking at already-public material as a classified oopsie.
I love the government’s logic in “oh, classified materials leaked! Cover our employees’ ears while free citizens discuss them.”
RT @plussone: US soldiers ordered not to view or download NSA leak info on Guardian website. Memo: http://t.co/3Roe1YwkGv
@natashenka digimon?
@thegrugq all my computers are kawaii, they all gaze at me with big sparkly eyes
@1BlackICE1 as if I'm so talented! Got it off a random wallpaper site... here is a copy http://t.co/nRNeuLSdWh
@ereslibre lol sorry I'm half asleep
@ereslibre ... .... ....................... what?
There we go, nice and cozy. http://t.co/hRHgq4GLpR
RT @JessicaValenti: FINALLY: Obama administration will no longer block over-the-counter status of Plan B to women & girls of all ages http:…
@chriseng who are they overselling to? >.>
@JamesTCave pretty accurate…
@kyhwana @SIGKILL yeah so neither do I, since I do not live on a pacific island ;)
Google Drive: “You know what she REALLY wants to sync first? A few gigabytes of 1980s magazine scans”
@m1sp I can’t find any Flareon wallpapers of at least 1920 wide that I like :(
@m1sp_ebooks @m1sp aye.
# 344240787057414144
This computer’s hostname is flareon *pat pat*
@DrPizza Dwarf Fortress in particular benefits from putting all the weight behind single-threaded performance
@DrPizza I actually don’t own a single processor with as much clock speed — the one I got today is 2.7ghz vs. 2.8
It’s 2013 and I still don’t own a computer that gets more Dwarf Fortress operations per second than the Pentium 4 my mom bought me in 2004
@demon117 eight should be enough for me into the foreseeable future :)
@demon117 21” no frills
And yes I’ve been using a generic USB mouse with actual right click button like the gods intended since I got my first iMac
@0x17h OSX can right click, if you plug in a godsdam generic USB mouse
I’m being told there’s a *software setting* I need to go change to get *right click* on a *mouse*
@tpw_rules it’s mouse-shaped and you can scroll by stroking its back but I couldn’t figure out how to right click
@dildog yeah so apparently in general they’ll just hang up on you
This stupid iMac mouse can’t right click. I have no use for it and I can’t give it to my mother-in-law because she knows how to right click!
@Kim_Bruning @chriseng (psst don’t make me look bad in front of my boss)
@Kim_Bruning @chriseng I don’t think he underestimates it I think we just have an ideological disagreement
“Hey do you want to set time zone by location?” NO OSX I DO NOT WANT TO TURN ON LOCATION
“Do you want to set up location services?” “No” “You sure? You need it for Find My Mac” “I’m sure” “Okay. Hey wanna set up Find My Mac?”
@chriseng look, that article you posted acted like there’s simply no way to compute over a dataset of all call metadata
@chriseng and that’s different from, say, the NSA how…?
I guess blocking is finally coming to iMessage so I’ll be able to share that with the public !
If you ever typed something in to Google and it worked, you have to realize there is no such thing as too much data to process.
@chunter16 @eevee compared to how often any online user database at all is stolen
“I don’t know jack about data processing therefore metadata is harmless” http://t.co/87T1fp71vi
@ghostie_ yes that's a devil horn headpiece
@etzolin when I make up my mind, I make up my mind!
Welcome new baby! Old baby is going to a good home with my mother-in-law http://t.co/SjERp8aHoh
@Kufat actually the photo I posted apparently didn't post
@kufat inb4 judging it was three years old
I will not buy anything in Best Buy I will not buy anything in Best Buy I will not hey the thing I want is on sale Oops
@invalidname nope
@_paperino I never resell I give them away
Been thinking of getting new iMac and giving old one to family. How sorry will I be if I get one on sale instead of wait for haswell?
@innerproduct the iOS 7 video goes British American British
@janiczek just get a third party cable… cheaper AND sturdier
@mattblaze because ad hominem !
I find a switch between a British and American speaker in a video very jarring
@Nial Amazon makes lightning cables now. Much sturdier.
@Nial nothing in particular. My lightning one started to show signs in under a month with me being consciously careful.
“We can make the best everything on earth, except for our $20 cables that are inferior to $2 ones”
Apple forgot to announce cables with insulation that doesn’t deteriorate within weeks http://t.co/oQogoEN7Rx
@secondlooklinux thank you but I meant the injection vector (though detecting it after compromise is obviously important)
@locks @ejacqui so it is! :(
@fiveinchpixie @travisgoodspeed @Jolly @sergeybratus and I take no responsibility for photoshopping it! This crazy foreigner made me do it.
@jenniferbn2 “that” == Apple keynote
Well apparently the iPad beta isn’t even in beta yet! Hmph.
So I can put iOS 7 on my iPad with the corporate developer account, right ? After the download server recovers from heart attack, of course
@lil_lost OSX updates tend to stretch a lot further.
@Anon_Central the hell? You’re not qualified to be an anon spokesperson if you’re going to be blatantly sexist
@thegrugq certainly not until after lunch Mavericks time…
@carl_vinas good grief man stop encouraging them to make an iPad every six months !
Well that’s over. Back to the part where the NSA lied to the public by playing “cute” word games
@cji @jack_daniel I couldn’t watch the stream but Ars said it’s iPad 4 and Mini.
@quine it just deactivated, it’s safe
@Megan @grp and now she has an optional man-voice!
@snare actually… it is. I can tell them apart without needing to hear the words…
.@Sonikku_a I mean to be a *source* of public location-based app usage data
“Find the most popular apps based on LOCATION” where do I opt the heck out
@invalidname well the iPad mini is, to my understanding, an iPad 2, and that’s supported
@janardanyri I had one, it was actually fine IME. I got a 4th and gave the 3rd to a family member
@runasand what the heck kind of venue checks citizen status?!
Wait, did they just say it’s supported on 4th gen iPad but not 3rd even though they’re basically identical and six months apart?
@thegrugq http://t.co/gkYHtfuaGY I roll ascii-style
Oh gods. I had already managed to forget the word “mavericks” and there they go bringing it up again
@segfault314 no it does not! It’s my one major criticism of Apple’s security model vs. others.
They’re adding a flashlight ! Because it turns out all freeware flashlight apps are address book siphons
Is it my imagination or do these iOS7 screenshots actually look like what Android ought to be
@hirojin buy a Pixel and reformat it. Pricey, yes, but it exists!
@eevee I remember when I was 12 and getting the E3 issue of Nintendo Power was The Biggest Deal
@0x17h @dong1225 actually the Air plays medium-graphics steam games just fine
@tapbot_paul here’s hoping for a hell of a one more thing
“The new Mac Pro has a handle on top” so it’s a thermos?!
@txs dude, don’t release during WWDC keynote!!
Haswell sounds great but I wanted a better screen, so I guess this 2012 Air is subject to the hell of my backpack for another year
Augh, Apple, you forgot to say the new Airs have retina!!! Right???
@tapbot_paul programming books, yes…
iBooks for Mac: “remind me why we didn’t launch this way again?”
@chriseng mine is both of these things AND Xbox coverage so nyah
Oh oh did they call Firefox's performance on OSX "kinda sad"? Preach the truth !! (But I use Chrome, not Safari, so uh, yeah)
.@Kim_Bruning yeah but like... who scatters all the related files for a project across the disk but takes the time to tag them?
But leading-edge science indicates that's a stupid name for an OS and I refuse to call it that
Tagging? I thought that was called folders…
Finder gets tabs! It’s like 2003 finally got through on a busy line
@captcarl13 it’s a joke I’m pretty sure :p
“We do not want to be the first software in history to be delayed due to a dwindling supply of cats”
"over half a decade" - also known in some circles as "five years"
@RyanHugh I *hate* cookies
#uirage Same Exchange calendar. Two different devices. One shows more meetings than the other.
I’m unashamed to say I’m twitter-stalking the NSA guy and talking about him behind his back. Because — well, you can figure it out
Holy rays of sunshine, he REALLY DID say he was playing word games that were “too cute by half” http://t.co/W9thNX4bSq  Fuuuuuuuuck yooouuuu
Rival, yes, ideologically opposed, yes, we’d love to rearrange their political furniture, yes, but China is not an ENEMY of this country
That NSA guy I’m twitter-stalking keeps calling China the enemy. I didn’t realize we were at war with a country our economy depends on
@JeffGroves hey now, I am just as casual about hygiene as other geeks!
Is it my imagination or is the only apparent woman in this picture the one holding the camera? https://t.co/KkuqTOiIFr #wwdc
@captcarl13 ah well, never used two displays on OSX actually
The liberty/safety exchange rate http://t.co/Wit1ooKOTB
@captcarl13 useless if you have a mouse. Good if you have a swipey thing.
.@_nothingtohide <— No explanation needed. Mostly children.
@djon3s @savagejen it’s not in violation if they don’t distribute the program, which I somehow doubt they do…
@akopa I lack the time
@Jomann yeh
@travisgoodspeed @sergeybratus it is a fine work of art, but it would clash with the decor…
@fiveinchpixie @travisgoodspeed @Jolly @sergeybratus y’all jokers PRINTED it?!?!
What iOS users really want to see in an update: more Wacky Photo Effects! http://t.co/s78lmZR4AB
@mansaxel @pajp I assume that no matter where I host, some country will tap it, but some I worry a lot less about
@0x17h huh… I thought they were called tabbies as opposed to toms.
@0x17h where did this spelling come from
@comex @SebastienPage not real icons. Based on description. Yawn ~
@WhiteMageSlave you live in a tent? No wonder you paid it off so fast…
#xkcd I’m anticipating a wave of people downloading Dwarf Fortress, running it without reading anything, and being confused…
Now the journalists are arguing over who the whistleblower liked better… gj
@Packetknife it’s not finished yet, but I have a great deal done
@Packetknife you’ll read my fantasy novel right? :<
@Packetknife I haven’t read it, but my impression is that the plot is more mundane but the characters more vibrant.
@RndPrecision @RandomStep nice hipster backpack, @wookiee …
Am I a bad person if I’m hoping Apple will release something awesome tomorrow just so I have something to say besides anger
@HollanderCooper @jesster_king presumably if someone was going to shop it, it’d be funny rather than just “huh?” :p
@focalintent remind me to teach the engine that the system’s line separator is not a sensitive configuration property…
@ErrataRob @puellavulnerata @sergeybratus @Packetknife she worked under Thicknesse, but there’s no evidence she was a Death Eater!
@ErrataRob @puellavulnerata @sergeybratus @Packetknife half the problem was Umbridge, who never worked for Voldemort
@puellavulnerata @sergeybratus @ErrataRob @Packetknife Harry goes from naively trusting the gov to outright armed resistance, you’d like!
@sergeybratus @ErrataRob @Packetknife they appear to solve the problem simply by employing the majority of Britain’s magical population!
@washiiko fifty functions that each do very little that call each other in a chain
I should host a class for Java developers on how to write code that nests less than fifty calls deep for fun and sanity
@zenalbatross hey now, Feinstein’s no man.
@ErrataRob @Packetknife or because he’s human, there’s nothing worse than a story with a faultless hero. That’s a religion!
@ErrataRob @Packetknife I can never tell when you’re serious
@_larry0 the college student in me says nooo leave it
@_larry0 🚓🚨🚓🚨 this is the pirate police! Come out with your hooks up!
@_larry0 … is that the entire PDF ?
@dipidoo hmm… I forgot about that button, as its functionality isn’t obvious!
@dipidoo can’t, opening keyboard collapses the dropdown and opening the dropdown collapses the keyboard! Yay!
I guess having a single dropdown with every single customer in it seemed more reasonable before we were so successful :p
Windows touchscreen + Chrome + trying to scroll to the ‘V’ section of a very large drop down list == #uirage hell
@jesster_king it is on a proper wall charger and this is a problem many people have had with this tablet in particular
@jesster_king was being literal based on past experiences; tried just now after > half an hour, doesn't work
I love how if you let the Nexus 7’s battery die, it takes hours to get above 0% charge during which time you can’t use it
@abby_ebooks timely, my dear
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@ErrataRob @chriseng I don’t think they sit around planning super villain luncheons. But I don’t think anyone can be trusted w/ so much
@JackLScanlan …
@theROPfather and they stuck me in remedial English because I didn’t have Spanish or French on my transcript.
@theROPfather I went to a wealthy middle school that had a Latin program, then I moved and the new school was baffled at the transcript
@sciencecomic @BadAstronomer so you’re capping the world’s awesome con resource at about 50?
I know just enough Latin to be afraid of an insect species called bellicositermes natalensis
“The number of ants must be significantly larger than one to converge on the shortest path” gee whiz.
@ceelle1 @anamariecox sorry, I thought we were talking about communications, not loans…
@runasand yeah so… depending on just how off-the-grid you were…
@ceelle1 @anamariecox I don’t *have* a Facebook. Going Google-free is admittedly a serious effort but nonetheless possible.
@prbecky26 if you and everyone you love will NEVER disagree with the US govt no matter what, well that’s great, you’re safe.
@prbecky26 Yeah. No government has ever harmed anyone without fair trial over intercepted free speech. #nobigdeal
It’s a bad day, so here’s a Jigglypuff smash art http://t.co/gnFR4ZojI8
@chunter16 we’re trying!!
@JeffreyGoldberg @wimremes incidentally, a huge portion of people who have defended the NSA to me live in Virginia or Maryland! Hmm…
@ceelle1 @anamariecox consensual sharing with a company with a privacy policy is different from involuntary surveillance with no opt-out
@LiamReddington <3
I really wish I had a kitty to cuddle with right now
@Dell56 @anamariecox (and if I’m not satisfied, I can leave their service. How does one opt out of the NSA?)
@Dell56 @anamariecox (because I don’t know about your service providers, but mine have privacy policies I can call them on)
@Dell56 @anamariecox there’s only no expectation of privacy if you roll over and take it
@gilbazoid <3
@20committee can you please give me some more concrete reasons to not like him than standard fallacies? https://t.co/h35wgK3TB0
@0x17h SI unit of radiation is the banana, right?
@TheRealMKGandhi also why do I know so many people who make fake accounts?!
@Eyenstyn_v2 I don’t think screaming at the top of your lungs that you’re a celebrity is anonymity in a debate ;)
@DefuseSec I’m pretty sure @EJosephSnowden isn’t getting any money for being a fake account
Why do people make non-parody fake accounts? It’s not funny or insightful.
@albertwenger @EJosephSnowden @zooko https://t.co/yXVfKezdqE
@EJosephSnowden @ErrataRob @ggreenwald said all such accounts would be fake…
@CEJohnson_CEO @anamariecox but it actually *worked* this time and that kind of matters
In other news: it’s pretty manipulative of Nintendo to put play icons for games you don’t own on the main screen
@DrPizza I thought we all agreed by now that “direct access” meant via the order process rather than off the fiber taps…
@DrPizza @raudelmil maybe (just speculating) he had reason to believe going to Iceland would raise suspicions at home
The Guardian says Snowden leaked “the NSA files” and linked to this page http://t.co/QWUj0sUJMx so presumably he leaked the Verizon Order
What is right is not defined by what is legal. One had best hope that the opposite, however, is true.
@TheWarRoom_Tom @20committee I’ll grant that, minus the unnecessary ageism, if you can define Turing machine without googling :)
@Dell56 @anamariecox please understand that exchanging data willingly with a service provider is very different from all data being siphoned
@gallifreyan @Twirrim different person, completely arbitrary, coming though the RT chain.
I assume the bit about Hong Kong is less “champion of free speech” and more “champion of a perfect opportunity to show up America” :p
“We” (the broader security/privacy community) have been preaching the Bad News for years, but our audience is a trifle bigger now
@CEJohnson_CEO @anamariecox I was also talking about this in 2006 (when I was a minor), where was my audience?
Basically a surveillance apologist told me that a judge said it’s okay therefore it’s okay. No deeper concept of morality?
@TheBigFoxx @anamariecox yes, I completely disagree with your entire premise from roots to roof, but whatever.
@TheBigFoxx @anamariecox than*
@TheBigFoxx @anamariecox I have a big fucking problem.
@TheBigFoxx @anamariecox that presumes that “having a fisa warrant” is ethical. But the Verizon Order is 100% a blanket order of all calls
Got RT’d by someone with over a million followers which is cool except for the flood of invasive surveillance apologists
@TheBigFoxx @anamariecox I said stop arguing about prism because there’s this OTHER problem people are forgetting
@TheBigFoxx @anamariecox but the Verizon Order is  Don’t tell me everyone forgot already :(
@chort0 @WeldPond great, now I can’t say I think Snowden is cute or it’s inappropriate workplace behavior
@j0emay (at him in a way likely to drag in ten billion people to a pointless fight, that is)
@j0emay still didn’t at him… I am Subtweet Supreme Queen
“The leaker doesn’t have a diploma, so don’t hire people who lack diplomas.” Top-notch surveillance state thinking https://t.co/9jhVGoETsm
@chort0 @justinschuh (I know I’ve said this already, but: I don’t blame Google, I absolutely do not blame Google for anything in any case)
@20committee do you always extrapolate to huge groups of people based on one who did something you don’t like? :)
@20committee you know, technical skill with computers has little to no correlation with formal education. All good hirers know this…
@justinschuh which is great! But the underlying theme of the NSA being far too data-happy remains
@justinschuh I’m saying there’s been a huge kerfuffle over what direct access means and it apparently does NOT mean google gave them root
STOP arguing over the semantics of prism “direct access” — HELLO THEY’RE COLLECTING ALL PHONE METADATA  ALL  PHONE  METADATA
So, Snowden leaked the indisputably evil Verizon Order, right? The NSA-loyal are trying so hard to mudsling all over him right now.
@kcarmical well you’re always your parents’ child no matter how old you get, that’s a different use of the word…
@justinschuh didn’t he leak the Verizon order too? Not a lot of room for not understanding that.
@WickedSmaaaht @20committee I am interested in this definition of childhood which includes being twenty-nine years old
Now the former NSA’er is retweeting things calling 29 years old a “kid”
@zorm presumably @ggreenwald would have a good idea if this was the person who sent him the docs or not
@chead his username is 20committee , not atted because I’m not looking for a fight.
That former NSA’er I twitter-collected seems to be primarily offended that $200,000 wasn’t enough to shut Snowden up.
@null_ptr but it doesn’t have cartoon eyes!
@jonelf so he can’t be disappeared, I assume.
The whistleblower has outed himself. http://t.co/GsiaPI4zwz
I take it LaTeX doesn't have an ant glyph. http://t.co/MNsKMgmchJ
@tapbot_paul it’s not unfortunate except that you remind me of my stepfather — entirely not your fault.
@tapbot_paul is that really you? :o
@tapbot_paul geez, who jailbreaks? Not that I can recall though…
@tapbot_paul good assuming the pin is neither generically obvious (0000) nor personally obvious (birthday)
@matthew_d_green @mikko well, they’re clearly labeled as most likely not related to nothing ! Wait…
@EddyElfenbein @20committee this strawman joke really really irks me every time I see it :| consensually public info is different
@ErrataRob @WeldPond you really have no sense of humor, do you
@JackLScanlan I had raw meat in an Ethiopian restaurant once, it was amazing
@ragekit @puellavulnerata it’s a joke
@doot0 forwarding to @eevee
@chc40 @toddemaus context hardly even matters here :)
@rbf_ I have read it a few times in my life, but my opinion of that article is quite low
@troubledskies @0x17h in principle, it should be possible to run a USB cord to a battery in your backpack, if you’re going to a protest
@DrunkTzu now I have to guess who you are…
@dijkstracula @m1sp maybe the question is genuine. “No really. Why won’t anyone tell me WHO IS JOHN GALT?”
Don’t say something is “classic Sun Tzu” unless you’re prepared to cite, please. http://t.co/J36gSez9u8: bleh)
@chriseng alright who got your phone
@French_Freddy nope! We are very lax types
@KGLlewellyn @Tomi_Tapio … why are there more toilets than beds
@French_Freddy well for one thing I am already married! But I doubt he will ever marry anyone, that’s too normal ;)
Hang on, have we really not solved the cdorked thing yet?
@Tomi_Tapio darn. Apparently my furry radar needs more calibration…
@kaepora I’m pretty sure their denials are in fact true *as written*
@Tomi_Tapio serious question: are you a bunny furry?
@0x17h no-one who played Pokemon ever gets light year wrong !
@jesster_king I also bought a t-shirt and it was $9… donno if they just put it in an envelope for just a necklace
@JZdziarski it’s not the jewels that count!
I can’t believe I just bought jewelry on the internet http://t.co/Wz2ioX71MS
@ioerror let us know when you get off the plane and we’ll have the cliff notes ready
@ioerror “hosted on corporate services” == amazon?
@thegrugq @hypatiadotca @pusscat I expect one at barcon then
@ioerror dollars to donuts they define metadata as not data
Fwiw I don’t blame the American corporations for this mess — not when we know that things like NSLs are handed out like candy
@dewitt if it’s any consolation, I genuinely believe Google puts in its best effort to try to resist
@dewitt what I originally meant was the govt calls leaking “reckless” because oh no people are complaining !
@dewitt you need to get your sarcasm detector calibrated
@dewitt yes, it is well established I am Supreme Leader of Earth.
.@bhelyer context is reporting *true* things (like Verizon Order, everyone can agree that’s true and govt is so upset)
Media can only be “reckless” if it gets people hurt. Bruised egos don’t count.
@wimremes … referring to the tendency of services to spew identifying data when you connect to them before auth.
@wimremes it’s clearly casual terminology…
@wimremes then I guess he means “the data returned when one simply connects to an open tcp port”
@wimremes lol context?
@xa329 yeah — don’t understand why the GeoIP databases are convinced it’s in Colorado.
@m1sp_ebooks @m1sp well that’s a shame
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@raudelmil the US govt basically considers itself to have unlimited rights to foreign data passing over US soil
@jesster_king on the webpage
@siuying pretty sure they speak English in Colorado, which was the joke.
@The1TrueSean @codeferret_ ouch
@The1TrueSean it’s nice someone invited you to a costume party you don’t need a costume for.
@Mudgutz what *doesn’t*!
@natashenka !xkcd:standards proliferation
They say they need a “specific” purpose - like “prevention of terrorism” which we KNOW is INCREDIBLY broad. http://t.co/xQUxF62LWP
@nwerneck well, it routes straight across Canada then drops down. But contacting Canada doesn’t route through Canada :p
@wrl @eevee I’m not quite a font hipster… but I literally can’t read ClearType, so it’s pretty easy :p
@tangenteroja @xa329 the host name isn’t in the Netherlands! It’s presumably in England but GeoIP says it’s in Colorado
@PBTender they're definitely from Africa, but I'm embarrassed to say I can't identify more specifically than that.
@PBTender I promise I could identify Greek!
@xa329 I'm starting in Sweden, but it seems everything I could possibly connect to outside Sweden goes through same spot in the Netherlands
I can usually identify languages but the couple of families picnicing out in the yard have me stumped. And their food smells good.
@dshaw_ in my case it was a parody account with like five followers.
According to traceroute, I can get to *Lima* from Europe without passing through the USA, but not Montreal, Mexico City, or San Paulo
@crstry confusing they didn't say londuk in which case it would have been obvious
What the heck, Twitter is urging me to "reconnect with [username], use a tweet to get in touch"  Back off, Twitter
@crstry @tangenteroja I think someone's suggestion of Lond[on], En[gland], UK is correct
.@Yirba_ stop being reasonable
@ebcube and the US, is, in fact, a major cable hub!
I suspect the GeoIP is incorrect for that, but that would imply that someone in London didn't know how to spell London and that's just sad
@ebcube They're mostly interested in connections with where servers are, I assume!
@ebcube but wouldn't connecting to Spain provide an overall faster internet experience with fewer hops?
Guess the geolocation of this host's IP: http://t.co/YDHlwz0YD3  Hint: it's a place that can't spell London
@ebcube yeah but... what about all the cables that have absolutely nothing to do with such a concept, why would this one be special
@r4vi I am. We're not *all* monolingual ;)
I admit I'm really confused why everyone assumes that the placement of long-distance cables has to do with language ancestry. o_O
@r4vi I know, I can read it.
@tangenteroja that was kind of my entire point
@ebcube I don't think that's how networking cables are laid ^-^;
@deathtolamo um... none... I just tracerouted from my machine in Sweden to South Africa
@aris_ada @meikk I have no idea, but if it does, why not just alias traceroute?
According to the traceroute I just did, the Netherlands has a direct connection to South Africa??
@tangenteroja yes, that is what I have been yelling at the top of my lungs about for a few days now
"E: Unable to lock the administration directory (/var/lib/dpkg/), are you root?" You're the computer, you tell me!
Why on earth does this ubuntu install have traceroute6 installed but not traceroute
@giovannibajo I consider SSL mandatory, but there is still a lot of metadata, and the US can’t simply up and seize servers or whatever
@jgeorge but you know — I have serious depth perception problems — I probably shouldn’t be shooting at anything ever.
@jgeorge my father is LEO and a veteran, it’s not like I’ve never seen one :p
@ramonsuarez @treyka well, I did say “help”, it’s no guarantee. :(
@elad3 my Arrogant American(tm) opinions on Israel as a government are not very favorable
@r00tine though how many are properly regulated? Probably like two :(
@r00tine yes, but it’s not an inherent trait of intelligence agencies to tap civilian fiber, if they are properly regulated
@elad3 routing through most of those places would already see a lot of arbitrary dropped connections
Of course — I’m sure other countries are spying too. But I doubt any of them have as big a budget.
@RSWestmoreland I assume…
@octal unfortunately I don’t think there’s a good way to route to the rest of North and South America without going through US
@jgeorge the only gun I’ve ever owned is the NES light gun
You can help protect your non-American customers by hosting in places unlikely to route through America except to reach Americans.
PS — I have been using this hosting service owned and operated entirely in Sweden and have been satisfied — https://t.co/N9Bj6awL58
@batslyadams oh gods it’s the Shadowgate nightmare of my childhood on acid
@akopa @m1sp yes
@m1sp let’s engage in matelotage which is my new favorite word
Have New Super Mario Bros for Wii? The fan-made sequel (depends on having the disc) is finished. http://t.co/ECFAr02haH
@wimremes I believe the EU said the Verizon thing was purely a US internal matter — which makes no sense.
@apiary am I allowed to say he’s actually looking pretty good :p
I got a hat at 7-11. Somehow. http://t.co/vUmDiFQLoj
Matelotage, gay marriage for pirates http://t.co/vs2P24yNfe
Started a signal intelligence flamewar. Going to 7-11. #typicalsaturday
@donicer I’m not ignoring you, I just can’t make heads or tails of “humit making a sigadz  I do ew”
I leveled up in American today - someone sent me a selfie of them posing with a gun!
@donicer @20committee @TheWeek maybe we should continue this discussion when you’ve sobered up enough to spell with the aid of autocorrect
@donicer @20committee @TheWeek I’ve found sources, other than this article, which say it’s “signal activity designator”
@profoundlypaige that looks incredibly painful
Hey - someone who claims to be former NSA (@20committee) says to read this http://t.co/rpSpy0koSG and it actually makes A LOT OF SENSE
@chriseng but we’re arguing until we’re blue in the face about semantics, which is spot on for our industry
@grp and bless their hearts. But the point is more getting people to actually acknowledge that it’s real and happens a lot!
@matthew_d_green they do specifically deny getting an order THAT absurdly broad.
@grp — through direct communications with employees, *as opposed to* fiber taps.
@grp and that’s my point; that “direct access” was taken to mean, like, a shell on the database server, when really they mean it goes —
@DrPizza we knew all of this for ages, really
@grp “Here is a letter which describes what we want. Fulfill it or see us in court.”
@grp I’ve posted or retweeted all the links to them myself. They agree with me: they have direct SOCIAL access. Whether they want to or not
Anyway if we take the new slide as being real it seems to unambiguously agree that massive fiber datataps are totally a thing, yay!
@grp and it seems the PPT meant direct access in a social sense, not a technical one.
@ioerror you have almost 44,000 followers, I wonder how much of the internet is within two degrees of you?
@tenfootfangs @Sakuya_Izayoi *maximizes pic* wow, fangs would love this pic *minimizes* oh
@bobpoekert they all are?
@French_Freddy heheh well, I don’t think he’s going to marry who I suggested, but we love each other but not in THAT way
Another alleged slide from prism.ppt, yes just one. http://t.co/Q8Ef05v6R8
@savagejen @ioerror I aspire to become a node prime in my own right!
@nickdepetrillo you appear as a character in my dreams far too often for someone I’ve only met irl once!
@French_Freddy what? It’s the best thing ever
@m1sp I love you platonically (=^ェ^=) #nosleeptweets
“That is a very 5am 0xabad1dea tweet” yes indeed!!! I am just going to own not sleeping tonight and have some coffee…
Like this relation-ship has sailed over the Friend Zone event horizon beyond which there is only friendship and rainbows
@washiiko @MAID001 lol what   Who even sits there and thinks “I’ll make a twitter bot…of a hateful maid!”
@Wxcafe other gender than mine
I’ve reached previously unexplored depths of the Friend Zone: trying to arrange my other-gendered BFF’s marriage
@die_no_might only with pills. Forget pill == toss and turn all night
@washiiko one night I couldn’t sleep. And the might after, and the night after, and every night since, to the point of tears
Still kinda freaked out how I spontaneously lost the ability to sleep a few months ago
Forgot to take my sleeping pill. 4am. Wide awake.
@kivikakk #closeenough
@renpytom ooh, yuck
@renpytom or more precisely: did you have a directory structure with seventeen *trillion* small linked files or what
@renpytom what was it doing?!
@kivikakk winnar!
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@ErrataRob and I clearly just found it funny :)
@ErrataRob I just pointed out that the guy in the video says Australia is on another planet.
@ErrataRob My claim? I didn't make any claims...
@innismir @thegrugq change starts at home, which is why I've been shouting at the top of my lungs for two days to stop spying
Maybe the problem is that Americans think Australia is on Planet X https://t.co/qClir6Y3Wh
@innismir @gangstahugs Chilling effects bro. Even my grandma jokes nervously about texting the word "bomb".
@dijama I don't always agree with my opinions either!
@gangstahugs and congresswomen, and congressbeasts of all stripes of monstrosity.
@innismir @thegrugq by common sense? Yes, insofar as the EULA/ToS goes. By the NSA's twisted definition? No.
I hold this truth to be self-evident: that the right to free speech, privacy, and freedom of association does not depend on geography
@innismir @thegrugq yes, but that's a tiny footnote to the broad theme
@innismir @thegrugq I believe that privacy and freedom of association are *human* rights. I would be remiss not to stand up for them.
@innismir @thegrugq same difference, considering how bloody difficult it is to get in here legally
@xa329 @wimremes we hold these truths to be self-evident, that life, liberty, and pursuit of happiness only apply to people born here
@Mr_Reed_ now that, I actually would not say, as the censorship is active rather than passive
@thegrugq American exceptionalism is so ingrained that many perfectly nice people are confused why I'd say foreigners have the same rights
@m1sp you around to play tonight? <3
@m1sp “who let the minmatar design Eve’s server cluster?”
@BurnWorldgov I think they don’t know some things, know others but have to dance around them
@BurnWorldgov I suspect the denials are literally true but dance around some details
It’s here! It’s going to be an exciting weekend http://t.co/ZNZqdb3Zkx
So we’re in a weird position where the companies deny it but the government does not, just that the article contains inaccuracies
@demize95 I think the compiler is only allowed to error on things that cannot be compiled
@0x6D6172696F @lcamtuf I think what is true all falls under Google’s concession that it is forced to play along with SOME stuff.
@0x6D6172696F @lcamtuf well, it’s 100% possible to be involved with prism and not know it by that name;
@nickm_tor that episode is over twenty years old you know.
Google’s long form denial http://t.co/V4oCufESmr
The rainwater management in this town is... poor. Mini-floods everywhere
This is her opinion on most customer code http://t.co/fwCev9wzLd
@friestog Source Insight
The code she's standing on is open source btw, I'm not leaking Customer Secrets
Reached that part of the day where I’m taking code auditing advice from a vocaloid figurine http://t.co/BcC3ZjBH9g
@lorenzoFB @a_greenberg one of the files is literally an HTML to PDF of one of Cryptome’s records of voluntary redaction
@lorenzoFB @a_greenberg they straight up copied stuff off Cryptome as I was shouting this morning but this was lost in the noise…
@savagejen in the context of the time, can you really blame us?
Bing. (It works if you use "MSDN Search Powered By Bing") http://t.co/hMKV9W0mQ7
@demize95 hmm, well, conceivably it could be doing something “cute”, I’m looking for the exact code that would trigger this warning now…
@ReinH unless you’re @MarkKriegsman
One of the warnings this code has disabled: "recursive on all control paths, function will cause runtime stack overflow" ... ... ...
"It compiles without warnings!"  #pragma warning(disable:...)
workstation, playstation, I am 19 years late to the pun
@xxDigiPxx if this were at home, it'd be a PlayStation
Is knowingly leaving your workstation unlocked for the cheap thrill of risk a known psychological disorder yet?
@yakushim do I really believe that privacy is a right if I say “well of course not for people born outside of this arbitrary border”?
@yakushim I can’t force foreign governments to do what I think is right, but I can do what I think is right: to apply human rights evenly
@kcarmical unfortunately there is no perfect answer as to where exactly the line goes — just doesn’t go where it is now!
@tapbot_paul yeah, why not?
@kcarmical transparent, accountable, limited? Or just “we said it’s legal therefore you can’t stop us neener neener”?
@tapbot_paul (obviously some American rights, such as to not quarter soldiers, don’t translate to this context)
@tapbot_paul in this context I’m talking about basic rights like communication, free association, privacy and being presumed innocent
@kcarmical secret snooping by secret programs for secret reasons == totally invalid and morally bankrupt
@tapbot_paul it’s not a “right” if you stop treating people with respect because they don’t have feet on the right dirt
@kcarmical my stance is there’s no valid reason to go digging around outside a specific, documented, transparent criminal investigation
@kcarmical basically what the govt is saying is they would never read *my* gmail, how awful, but my BFF in Australia, fair game!
@kcarmical respecting the basic human rights of communication is not putting the concerns of foreigners above Americans
@blowdart I’d let you vote but nobody asked me, funnily enough.
Also maybe some of you are sick of hearing me rehash how angry I am but the time is now the place is here to be very very angry
I realize that statement has a bit of length-induced grammatical ambiguity. I am saying “FOREIGNERS” DESERVE ALL RIGHTS.
@itsdapoleece err ambiguous * autocorrect
@itsdapoleece rereading my statement, I may be grammatically unambiguous?
Also I’d like to smack all my fellow Americans who genuinely don’t care if it “only affects foreigners” ffs that’s most human beings
not a joke???: Fox News calls to gorge on donuts to stick it to The Man who wants bike and walk friendly cities http://t.co/tc0yCEo76b
@Pubteam okay, yes, but that wasn’t my question ?
Also why the hell is the entire government acting like obtaining phone numbers ISN’T obtaining identity? Do they know about PHONE BOOKS?
I know no word nor art to display my contempt for the President’s definition of secrecy. http://t.co/mNg3SMJ4uk
@0x8badfl00d @ca13ra1 that’s several degrees beyond the point with the government :p
@boblord but @0xcharlie can and he’s just holding out, right?
@snare w… what did I do :’(
@YourMomBot @armcannon buuuuurn
Emotion is the social logic, subject to a calculus far more complex than our mathematicians can reckon with
@hattmammerly that's the one I already posted as just being taken from cryptome
@TruyCrussley @kyhwana we don't know what you do or don't do, why would we? Why SHOULD anyone? That's the point.
@drunknbass I make a lot of money ;)
It’s fighting back… http://t.co/M5hWrG7Wzu
@drunknbass where I lived in VA, going rate for IT workers was thirty five thousand …
@drunknbass because you described to me a twenty thousand a year job maybe
@drunknbass well you don’t need a high school diploma. And I live in America too and California must be a very different place
@drunknbass where the hell do you live that pays forty thousand a year for an unskilled job
@bcarpe211 @savagejen false dichotomy :)
@drunknbass it goes up to eighty thousand which is quite a lot for a government job!
What are these arbitrary numbers even supposed to be http://t.co/YAPUrZfjLu
“White House put out an advisory that National Security Advisor Tom Donilon will hold a media briefing on Saturday” someone’s weekend ruined
@randalleclayton @fakedansavage an old internet meme is reused!
@savagejen but, if the whole point of Prism is that it’s totally okay to spy on foreigners, what are we to do?
@vogon not necessarily? I’d assume it would have some semi-idiot-proof interface for data monkeys to use
@RSWestmoreland @HackerNewsTips yes, and that’s what we want to happen
@WeldPond @GerriWillisFBN green room so they can put a matrix effect in the background, right? :p
Though, checking the real Cryptome, they have some resumes which name Prism as a data collection management tool http://t.co/ozt44jvCqp
FFS Anonymous, rehosting Cryptome is not a leak http://t.co/bkdJpVJolU
@txs @collinrm @nickdepetrillo clearly NickDe is the beauty because of those feminine eyebrows
@danhett @Tomi_Tapio except for the way it tends to be the first google result implies there may have been a lack of good google results.
Soooo…. Is Keith Alexander still coming to Blackhat or…?
@Pontifex @nonstampNSC I’d like to give a Missing The Point award to the Americans who say there is no food shortage in America
@trufae they lost plausible deniability. It’s the difference between “you’re cheating on me” and “you’re pregnant!”
@m1sp wat
@nrr @SwooshyCueb @eevee well I know you’re adorable irl, but I lack data on eevee
@TruyCrussley @mikko gods, some people, can they really not understand this is about friends of friends and networks?
@trufae yes we ALL KNEW, that’s really not the point
Bill to deny alleged hackers and their *family* entry to US http://t.co/1WMOp1gr3C #GuiltyByAssociation
@shalecraig it’s on Windows 8 by default!
@a_greenberg June Bug Day
@chead lol I just mean that if protection is what she's so worried about, that seems contradictory.
@chead one or the other lady!
@ELLIOTTCABLE @rfc2616 ...
"It’s called protecting America." A literal quote that Feinstein actually said
@ELLIOTTCABLE @rfc2616 I'll respond to anyone who @'s me (which in turn just causes more people to @ me)
@rfc2616 aerial floods are the bane of my roof
Personally I wouldn't issue emergency notices featuring a highly unusual word that looks like "area", "a real" and "arial" all at once
Bing Weather wants me to know about "areal flood watch" and that's technically correct so I can't decide if it's a typo
@WorkingDemocrat @AdamJGreene Except for the English language, of course.
@spy604 more steampunk actually... but a major theme is power in the hands of too few people
@averagesecguy @MalwareJake because, when it's possible to retain it for effectively forever, and you suddenly "need" it in ten years...
The 404'd thing is back. Maybe they had a glitch because they've never had to publish two things on the same day before :p
@ErrataRob no? I reckon I am unaware of such a contest
I should channel all these emotions into work on my novel
@dong1225 was his dad killed by slavers or something because I seem to have hit quite the button
@RandomStep “permanent damage has been done to our ability to spy on Americans!” I might be summarizing.
The Director of National Whining About Being Outed’s confession has gone 404, I see
@MalwareJake whoa
@Kufat why would I? I was trying to have a discussion with them
@dong1225 man what the hell was that about?
“Wahh stop replying to me replying to you!” — twitter person who I finally convinced to block me like nature intended
@superMTW yay!
@superMTW …. Stop what again? I was replying to you replying to me…
@superMTW block me, it works better.
@superMTW o____O cool story bro  Spying on the general public is wrong no matter where they live
@superMTW and it’s a REAL EXAMPLE of something that was TOTALLY LEGAL in THIS COUNTRY.
@superMTW I’m way out of line? I didn’t extrapolate. I just copy-pasted the logic that something is moral if it’s majority.
@superMTW just like a huge majority of the American public was okay with slavery?
@superMTW just because something has “always been done” doesn’t mean it’s okay
@superMTW …. Sooooooooo?
@superMTW seriously? Whether or not a human being deserves basic rights depends on whether they have a foot on our chunk of dirt?
@superMTW this one is about the Verizon thing, actually. But so dirty evil foreigners don’t deserve no privacy?
“Wahh, boo hoo, no fair” — Director of National Intelligence http://t.co/W1xHFPpBgy
@m1sp don’t scare me like that ;-;
@m1sp … right?
@m1sp … no you don’t :(
The good news is: I found cartoon fan fiction my BFF wrote when they were ten years old #treasure
@puellavulnerata probably because it’s so compromising that the NSA would literally be out for their blood.
@puellavulnerata pretty sure they have deliberately not posted the whole thing
I can’t even keep track of what already leaked vs suspected anymore
@excsc not by THEIR definition. By THEIR definition, automated collection is not surveillance, only human eyeballs is
How paranoid is it to think the US would trade data with close allies so they can each “not spy” on their own citizens?
@innismir nothing! I’m just using it for its shielding
@kyhwana and I can’t go into it, but suspicion of US govt interest is not unfounded in this instance
@kyhwana a log-on to the account from within the Google Datacenter itself. No similar things in other accounts
Incidentally, the most prism-like thing I’ve encountered happened to the gmail account of a non-citizen
“Prism is real but we only use it against foreigners” http://t.co/uFqkm4RaTT
@DrPizza as my father with a clearance says: “Half of all rumors are true and half of what they say is a lie. But you’ll never know which”
@RSWestmoreland @pmocek @declanm AOL is listed under prism…
@DrPizza IMO the denials are very specific and emphasize “legality” of actions
I undid a retweet because the domain name in the image didn’t exist, but it turns out their admin is just incompetent
@paulg @sanitybit hello yes this is Cassandra speaking
@DrPizza between NSLs, clearances, and legalese, that is necessary but not sufficient to actually not participate
Ctrl-f “prism” in this article from 2007 http://t.co/WWl5CzHBST h/t @panther_modern
@panther_modern @bobpoekert haha sorry, some of the smaller details were lost on me as I stared at the slides themselves…
@RSWestmoreland @m1sp when two people love each other very much, but like, not like THAT, I mean…,
What is a SIGAD?
@JR_Nelson @kurtopsahl yeah I’m not sure what difference they think there is
@m1sp I need a friendship hug
@TVietor08 you say it’s a joke, but not in very good taste… as one ought to know the difference between willful disclosure and  otherwise.
@apiary we all figure they are it’s just there’s no proof
@ELLIOTTCABLE Verizon metadata being shipped to govt on daily basis
@tapbot_paul ONLY twenty million a year? That sequester really works!
@ELLIOTTCABLE prism, I’m not saying it is, I say I’m reserving a chance for it to be
… Though the information, as presented, is technically feasible IMO.
@redtwitdown @jperkin government officials are not known for aesthetic taste
Since this follows last night’s news so closely, I do reserve a chance of it being an elaborate hoax meant to ride the media wave
.@panther_modern suggests (via Ars comment) the codename PRISM may refer to fiber splitters “reflecting” the data stream; farfetched?
@dan_munz @tapbot_paul *slow clap*
@dan_munz @tapbot_paul *slow clap*
@eevee @habnabit *facepalm*
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@Pepyri_ well, it’s completely unambiguous that Apple can decrypt iCloud and iMessage server-side
@trevortimm @0x17h I have a problem, and that problem is the urge to simplify your statement to not include Skype and YouTube
@Pepyri_ well the gov immediately admitted the thing he published last night was real, so let’s see what they say tomorrow :)
@Pepyri_ and apparently Paltalk is big in the Middle East? idk. But @ggreenwald thinks it’s legit and he’s pretty good at this
@Pepyri_ I’d assume gmail is easily the biggest, most important, most useful thing on that list (even gets a separate icon from google)
@Pepyri_ as it syncs constantly what you have in the text editor
@Pepyri_ non-technicals are prone to incorrect descriptions of technical capability; but in gmail’s case that could actually be literal true
@Pepyri_ I doubt there’s a unified interface for all of them, it’s probably very piecemeal and ad hoc
@SteveD3 though adamant refusal is not out of the question given they’ve resisted smaller things.
@SteveD3 relatively low volume of private data, I assume.
Of course the PowerPoint is terrible. That’s how you know it’s legit: the NSA graphics department doesn’t have the clearance
@m1sp though, the amount of data passing through twitter that is private is very small compared to the public data.
@DrPizza because the graphics department doesn’t have the clearance. Duh.
@kaepora I heard in Japan they call it “the fox god takes a bride” so the association with deity actions seems cross-cultural
@dangillmor @kaepora I’m assuming it’s legal dancing about the definition of backdoor.
And @ggreenwald’s version - http://t.co/TPgNsfripO - time stamped within a few minutes of each other, so idk whose scoop it is…
Washington Post drops another, entirely different surveillance bomb. Check the slides. http://t.co/hrIkTPny1l
The Japanese soft keyboard in iOS is so much better than English this is incredibly unfair http://t.co/H8qwoENY4m
@myfreeweb seeing as tor is a charity project.
@myfreeweb or we could acknowledge that there's not really a good reason to throw plaintext around and solve the problem entirely
@myfreeweb private by default is the only way to ensure privacy is ready when it's needed.
@myfreeweb if the person downloading it happens to consider that act private, because they're in Censorship Nation, they're out of luck.
@0x17h @ashedryden idk, I wouldn't dare call myself devops lest someone who actually has to stay up late for Push Night beat me to death :p
@vladspears @cyclerunner "equally true" != "the same"
@elad3 @glyph ... though perhaps a many-to-many signing system like pgp, possibly complete with real world corporate signing parties!
@elad3 @glyph If I knew THAT...
@meursalt Gov never silently disappears people who leak. They make a big show of it.
@glyph yeah, pretty much. It's the issued certificates that are broken, not the cryptography.
@Kufat #FactsFrom1998
@Wxcafe that was the (fix HTTPS) part :p
I think it's high time we push to get plaintext HTTP officially classified as a legacy protocol in favor of HTTPS. (And then fix HTTPS)
@attritionorg are there even 32 different certifications in the world?
@tapbot_paul Feinstein is flipping out and on a witch hunt. Also, no FOIA has ever been processed so fast!
@hemantmehta @comcast that… sounds distinctly not legal.
@matthew_d_green (one time pad) ^ (plaintext) == (cipher text)
@stephenfry <3
Dear whoever leaked the order: I deeply admire you.  NEVER leak any evidence as to your identity.
@xthread unfortunately, it turns out I have zero votes in Georgia
@n0x00 @gsuberland @ioerror I was polite and didn't hack them.
@thegrugq @ioerror a lady never swears when writing a formal letter. The automated filter might catch it.
The last time I wrote to a representative, I did get a non-canned response, but it was basically "thanks for wasting your breath, kid"
cc @ioerror: complaint registered. http://t.co/4tYh2148M2
@eevee sounds like you’re in quite a … … sorry, I’m sorry
@ioerror (really though, how DO I register a complaint with this lackwit?)
@sciencecomic whoa spoiler alert
@ioerror where does one find the official public complaint box for secret orders?
@DrPizza I have some ice water here that they may wish to borrow…
OH @ternus: "Why is your job title listed as VP of SQL Injection?"
@EightTons also, technically the output is neither graphical nor audio, but can be cast as such :)
@EightTons well, SDR# actually supports receiving the output over TCP, and there are the command line tools for Linux
@EightTons in theory it's an FC0012, and my tablet only has one USB port...
A system administrator types into irc: "ls"  Go on...
@tapbot_paul my sensors indicate probably not
@Neostrategos @The1TrueSean I don't think I could keep a straight face on Fox, sorry...
@nullwhale yes I know ;)
My demands list for being spokesperson:  - A scepter - The scepter needs a +5 bonus (to spokespersoning I guess?)
@Ammoniak because then I'm not allowed to complain about <redacted>
@ra6bit well I figured you *had* to do it, but that doesn't imply that you *wanted* to or that it was a pleasant experience :p
Hey kids: Don't make the same mistake I did. If you're too active on Twitter, the PR department will classify you as a company spokesperson!
@ra6bit this is one of those things where you’re not sure to offer congrats or not
@batslyadams \o/
@jennifurret you don’t follow enough security and privacy advocates
@jesster_king @GreySyntax I use the official client because I like to complain of misery.
Android trojan exploits bugs in dex2jar, the manifest parser, and the permissions system. Wow. http://t.co/jvnr7Bptdm
@MimiHound LOL for a second I thought you were responding to my quoting Benjamin Franklin at someone XD
So yeah I have a literal wicked stepsister. And a neurotic step-nephew who may never recover from the behavior problems she's given him...
@furicle there are countries which emphasize helping criminals rather than punishing them and it turns out that's better for society.
.@furicle there wasn't really enough space in the tweet for "Jail, as envisioned by the so-called American justice system"
Jail is a fundamentally evil concept, but a distant family member who abused her toddler son is going and I'm fresh out of tears to shed
@codeferret_ I am also there is a package here from your mother and it's really big ??
I have a fever, so some part of me is hoping I'll wake up and the American surveillance state was a fever dream
TIL the Microsoft Outlook web client makes a Windows ding when you get a new mail, which is confusing as all get out when you're on OSX
@tuomotanskanen @marshray I don't think we're using the definition of "valid" that means "the machine understands it" ;)
Google Voice transcribing a voice synthesizer comes up with my name being "Melissa Yeah I Read It"
@MatthewOden I don't think "SELECT * from * where * = *" is a valid court order...
Venting, please ignore: why do people exist who think it’s okay to spit on the grave of the Fourth Amendment
@jesster_king @normative http://t.co/i9453JQcBu
@dangoodin001 @thorsheim @jpgoldberg it's just a stupid redirect bug in the first case, echoing someone else's claims in the second.
Note to self: Don't attempt to adjust VPN settings while being talked through a problem on an IRC channel connected to over VPN
@jesster_king @normative my gods.
@thorsheim @jpgoldberg I was told Twitter already knows of the first one and it "should be fixed" two days ago already ;)
@jesster_king @normative and that makes it totally not the most flagrant violation of my privacy forbidden by the constitution imaginable?
@jesster_king @normative it’s no laughing matter
@jesster_king @normative I’ll show you my house if you really want to see it… I won’t show you my communications metadata.
@DrPizza everything. Just… everything.
@gsuberland @addelindh well it’s just that I’m at home because I still have a slight fever so if something comes up…
@savagejen why does a creative content site even have a downvote button
“To my knowledge there has not been any citizen who has registered a complaint” of a top-secret order with a 25-year expiration. #gotohell
Fellow Veracoders: am I the only one whose mail server connection is completely borked (from multiple computers)
@DarrenPMeyer I’m not even mad at Verizon as it’s not their fault the gov did this and standing up to it is not a trivial matter
I’m convinced that Dianne Feinstein is the devil. http://t.co/wuwBTz8PVL
@jack_daniel acceptable at small font sizes, looks way too bland at large sizes
@ErrataRob on 3G, 174.236.3.x
@_wirepair I guess they still get the phone book delivered at the NSA
@thorsheim @jpgoldberg and you bette hope you never uninstalled tweetbot or whatever.
@thorsheim @jpgoldberg second, if you deactivate and reactivate an account with two factor, you can’t log in through the web anymore
@thorsheim @jpgoldberg it will break when it redirects you to the mobile twitter instead of to the page to enter your one time code
@thorsheim @jpgoldberg I know of two problems: first, if you try to authenticate to a third party with twitter from a mobile browser, —
@zephyrfalcon nope…
@ELLIOTTCABLE @vilhalmer you are so drunk  (I assume)
@ELLIOTTCABLE well *something* you did/said made me think you were 16 or 17 :p
@ELLIOTTCABLE this is documented under “some other stuff” ;) http://t.co/NQeo7qAGMr
@ELLIOTTCABLE haha well, I just remember you being a minor on Google Wave and bragging about your eight-core ;) maybe 17?
@bmirvine never
I have a fever, Twitter’s 2-factor breaks in corner cases just like I bet it would, and this country is everything it said it wouldn’t be.
@nicholsong yes I assume so too
(I’m being told that Verizon Business Network is just a subset of Verizon, which they refer to as Verizon in the paperwork)
.@tapbot_paul oh I assume it’s all of them in perpetuity, but we *know* I’m monitored until at least July 19th!
I have Verizon, and I’m sure you’re all dying to call me now
@tapbot_paul what do you think all this “secret interpretation” stuff is about? They give themselves the OK according to whatever loophole.
@tapbot_paul about ten years ago, according to those who have spoke their conscience
@mattblaze oh I would assume so. The dates are very arbitrary, like a calculated deadline based on a rule.
Damn the American government’s electronic dystopia. http://t.co/Xr9xVMSFdn
@ggreenwald @ErrataRob @trevortimm @guardian well, yes, the link could actually work, for example ;)
@ELLIOTTCABLE sorry, everyone is stuck at the age of which I first met them in my head forever and you were like sixteen
@ELLIOTTCABLE you’re 21 already?
.@gangstahugs I assume it’s poorly written because all the journalists and cops together couldn’t imagine the lock may be flawed
“They’re hacking the car lock in front of our eyes, but that’s impossible because it’s secure!” http://t.co/QCdlzTVOKG
@0x17h how gracious of them to encourage the field of study which most handily destroys them
Load up face recognition experiment, assume it will work on iPad... "press space to continue" Who lets scientists near a web page anyway
@Randominterrupt no...
@zephyrfalcon black, skintone, light green and dark green (I would guess the two light colors are what look the same?)
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@xa329 no, no, no
Internet, I have a dizzy, please to send cure
@pervocracy @hypatiadotca do you know how often I’m accused of stating opinion as fact even WITH the disclaimers?
@RSWestmoreland @dshaw_ nope. Because no-one else would ever be able to make heads or tails of it anyway.
@PiersonBro well, conceptually, they're brass. But I only have four colors.
I made an art!! Like all good arts, it has exactly four colors http://t.co/EjwhFmcw1c
@0xcharlie @MarkKriegsman you're supposed to extrapolate to code more than two lines long :p
#uirage Pixelmator (cheap photoshop clone) has tools which aren't listed on the toolbar and you have to psychically infer shortcut key
*rolls over* wheeeere's emet version fooouuuuuurrrr
Wow why are people talking to other people in person so much today   *checks work mail* *error* oh
@Saturn500Jared @trap0xf @BadMiiversePost yeah yeah, kids these days, don’t know how to operate record players either, America is doomed :)
How to prove you are a robot http://t.co/XwJsRHnv8D
@argonblue @MarkKriegsman (sorry if that sounded cross btw. I sound cross a lot in ASCII)
@argonblue @MarkKriegsman … without concern to the fact that almost every C program ever written won’t work as intended *somewhere*.
@argonblue @MarkKriegsman sorry, by real world I meant, on the computers we actually own and compilers we actually use in every day life…
@argonblue @MarkKriegsman turns out in the real world that doesn’t really matter
@BadMiiversePost @trap0xf so we’re making fun of kids for being young huh
@jcchurch @MarkKriegsman well we know who here has never tried to hide a backdoor in a codebase
I am required to inform you that the monstrosity I RT’s from @MarkKriegsman proves the superiority of binary analysis over source
@MarkKriegsman w w   What are you doing
@spacerog @hdmoore @hellNbak_ and that doesn’t make it relevant to the events of the last 50 years; we need new agreements
@spacerog @hellNbak_ @hdmoore I don’t think anything to do with computers should be reasoned about with reference to a treaty from 1648…
.@inversephase I eventually realized that the waterfall render algorithm skews its coloring based on the y-dimension of its region…
@spacerog I read it, it sounds totally reasonable and minimal to me
@hypatiadotca it’s a tumblr thing, and tumblr is a teen thing
@brandonmblack no I’m pretty sure I’d be adding value. Too many customers don’t realize how much they don’t know about programming.
@spacerog heaven forbid hackers be asked to practice human decency
@Neostrategos @JastrzebskiJ I’m under the impression copy-pasting customer code is a no no :)
@invalidname pretty sure that all went to court and it was decided they did not “steal” anything ;) #flame
@spacerog how does a residential building in a first world city just up and *collapse*, that is a travesty
What major API? I’d tell you, but sales told me to stop giving this particular company such a hard time…
@RSWestmoreland in theory our system is completely automated, my job is checking the automated output for improvement areas
Googling for documentation of a major API: “A description for this result is not available because of this site’s robots.txt” #helpful
My job would be so much better if I was allowed to pass on my written opinion on code to the customers
@chort0 funding !
Hmm, figures - the one time I remember to generate character indexes before I need to text search, they’re already generated
@tshanks or in my case, not surprised at all anymore ;)
@ryanqnorth hi, I have a cool name
@TwoLivesLeft hmm yeah me too actually
@tomslominski that’s more than just a little bit unrealistic. There’s no such thing as a secret signal.
After-midnight work in progress because I couldn't sleep... let's try again. http://t.co/asfjglMmmp
@sanguis3k it does, despite me putting it in a microwave tonight, but it’s ARM.
@MarkKriegsman http://t.co/DJjAuUjBzI
@chc40 well, it *is* open source, so that’s more tacky than risky
@vogon http://t.co/O0BIfKqA1z
Via protected: phpbb losing its cool over an emoji. http://t.co/Bq7i8nWJH4
@JZdziarski @nycjim @Reuters and what the hell do you think they’re doing, picnicking ? Last I checked they’re clearly resisting
@XTreeki … was it the cake unicode that crashed it?
@JZdziarski @nycjim @Reuters yes, far too passive, being afraid to take on hundreds of cops at once !
@XTreeki may I repost this, o locked account
This microwave (the new one, not the faraday cage) is going to #uirage hell for continuing to beep after the door has been opened
@areur00t now that’s just silly… oddly my iPad will not render them
I’ve employed a highly scientific notation for signals: line, dotted line, squiggle, wider squiggle, and bright red squiggle
@CrappyCodingGuy #neverliveitdown
@Em_Space_ heheh :) from what I’ve seen of tear downs, the exact parts and their emanating frequency vary between production runs
@solardiz http://t.co/yju8jrJxyo :)
@gangstahugs pending radio science!
@0xcharlie according to the rest of twitter, you were taught wrong
@tapbot_paul no it goes to 1.7ghz
@unixronin one of those is too easy, the other too hard ;)
@ptolts the computer's emissions!
@tapbot_paul my install process was get the nightly of SDR# and try each of the zadig drivers until one (of three iirc) worked
@ptolts nothing! But it's made of shielding
@MakagiAkito radio science !
It's working http://t.co/SgCdFnTGTe
oh yeah new followers: I kind of have this hobby of seeing what weird things I can pick up from electronics with a radio ;)
@octoqueer @xepheraux shielding :)
"Just throw out that old microwave", they said. "What possible use is it..." http://t.co/WkGHytvS29
@HaydnJohnson it’s a good idea that desperately needs that pending service pack.
Yeah so about those discount radios: don’t jiggle the connector http://t.co/oVlrlWmIcy
@stillchip @0x17h this is a real signal; the artifacts on this radio show as thin lines down the middle of the baseband.
@_larry0 yeah, plenty of apps can artificially generate this sort of noise, but this is *artisanal* white noise sourced from local waves
@_larry0 it's just generic analog white noise, very clean/quiet in FM
@bmirvine too low, you need one of those shifter thingies
I have no idea what's generating this white noise at 74.25mhz but I find it very pleasant to listen to
@akopa I've been convinced it's oiler
@innismir I ordered ten, both to have spares and to give some away
I should probably figure out how to pronounce Fourier huh
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Oh look at that the noise gets stronger when the screen gets darker... https://t.co/oe8WvKQu7d
@Mr_Reed_ yeah, and Dutch and Danish people are, on the whole, extraordinarily tall
@Kufat not from my timestamp’s point of view
@jennifurret iTunes backup / iCloud backup?
@sneakin I’ll keep them in their very benign wrappers. “Mini digital TV stick”
@coolacid I doubt it gets more generic than a $10 USB stick from china with no model number on the packaging :)
@Mr_Reed_ ie I am taller than almost every woman on earth. But I don’t feel tall.
@Mr_Reed_ it turns out your definition of average may be skewed in comparison to the global population
You better hope I get accepted to Defcon because I’ll bring all these radios with me…
@aquavitaecoll I didn’t get this to tune into television :) SDR just stands for software defined radio
It came with a CD! Who dares me to install the TV viewer app
Here is the exact model I ordered — paid $12 ea from someone with free shipping, but some merchants go down to $10 http://t.co/PPyDNUjyOo
@silentbicycle http://t.co/PPyDNUjyOo
The $10 radios work! The antenna is just especially bad (but replaceable)
Wow, we really do need a tumblr for Kerry being awkwardly tall http://t.co/K5erAcOybW
I like to swap out USB devices while the computer is asleep and imagine it having an identity crisis when it wakes up
@Balgan they’re FC0013 according to the description, we’ll see :p
@Balgan I just got on Ali Express and searched for the cheapest SDR that included antenna.
zomg these plastic cases aren’t sealed, they just open! This packager has my undying admiration
@bhelyer @kevinmarks (yes, I assume we were all joking :) )
@bryanbrannigan they went halfway around the world safe and sound, so good enough
@kevinmarks and we got labor protection laws first; we need to get more protections for people all over the world
Speaking of, my box of radios from China has arrived. Do you reckon they used enough tape http://t.co/mLUPw8K2ij
First world problems: being accused of not caring about factory workers, based, presumably, on the audacity of being born a first worlder :(
@RadCurmudgeon @decivilized @0x17h thanks for telling me what my beliefs, practices, and convictions are! PS you’re wrong! Blocked!
@RadCurmudgeon @decivilized @0x17h sorry I can’t hear you over the sound of how awesome and apolitical radio astronomy is
It’s time to quit an argument when the other person says science is bad because sometimes it changes its mind
@0x17h I assume they just have a twitter search for their group to keep abreast of it
@RadCurmudgeon @decivilized @0x17h but I just came here to giggle at the Primitive Twitter Tribe and get back to studying science
@RadCurmudgeon @decivilized @0x17h I think you’re extrapolating a bit if you think I think that’s totally okay
@0x17h well… yes. You are definitely a magnet for argument.
@RadCurmudgeon @decivilized @0x17h I don’t remember the gun part the last few times I was homeless, but that’s my first world privilege…
@decivilized @RadCurmudgeon @0x17h (nor are all miners coerced or left in excessively unsafe conditions)
@0x17h I only accept anti-technology arguments written on vellum by a small, privileged literate class
@RadCurmudgeon @0x17h @decivilized Foxconn is the most awful thing but that doesn’t mean its abuse is an axiom
@aaqian @eevee but then it’d be pink…!
@decivilized @0x17h … but you must realize that complaining about technology on the internet just sounds very silly.
@decivilized @0x17h why would I have a theoretical understanding of someone else’s random personal beliefs
@eevee what’s with that giant pikachu with the ditto face?
@dontrebootme it’s about the [censored] that happened in [censored]
@decivilized @0x17h … says… someone… on… Twitter…?
@zackfreedman hmm, well, if we go by everyone who self-identifies as such, you’d be ruling out most of America as a market
@SamusAranX it wasn’t broken in Melee though; unless you considered it over eager to assign suicides
The self-kill algorithm in Brawl is so broken. I had the most unambiguous self-kill imaginable and it still gave a point to an NPC
.@nelhage curse you, typo gods
Finland gives baby clothes and sanity supplies to all expecting mothers so no infant is without necessities http://t.co/g2r5H46GTR
@kivikakk you encountered an alternate path ghost of yourself
(I feel sorry for anyone who seriously thinks “a magazine said this is against my religion so I can’t” rather than “*I* am against it”)
Today on stupid headlines: “Can a Christian watch Game of Thrones?” Yes. It is not against the Terms of Service of HBO. Next
@innismir because #uirage is the unix way
@panther_modern   *sits a little further away*
@panther_modern so deliberately spreading *dangerous* falsehoods hoping that people will fall for it is cruel.
@panther_modern the difference is: you can’t BLAME a child for doing something stupid.
@panther_modern yeah, because there are no children on the internet, only stupid adults
@donicer the fact that blog is read by many children and they know it is especially cruel.
@MalwareJake I don’t know, I was just googling and found that gem :)
@shoebox \o/
@m1sp mrrrr
@ErrataRob yeah I’m sure the *three years* in jail without trial thing was just a paperwork error…
@bobpoekert sounds like they’d get along with my laptop manufacturer Spacer
Also, be sure your exception logger has at least five lines that, themselves, can except, and be unprepared to handle any of them…
@RSWestmoreland nor in a continuous loop :)
Yes, don’t worry. No one ever lost hours or even days of productivity over a freak race condition…
Documentation comment: “do not worry about what others call the race condition. Thousands of people have run this code successfully”
It’s one of those “the database is being so slow I might as well get in a two-minute Brawl match between queries” days.
@theonlyrobjames @itsbeno http://t.co/xrf7I9Wq9x
@ReinH I use chrome, but this was specifically for a JavaScript-intense web app, where safari gets roughly 2x performance
@grp in this case I was trying to go to http :// foo rather than http :// foo/page?option
Geez, Mobile Safari’s URL history is useless. Couldn’t remember the domain of the tab I *just* closed. #uirage
@itsbeno the ghost of a bard appears to congratulate you on having better luck than he.
@itsbeno there’s a Forsworn camp in some ruins with a waterfall into a pool — if you jump from the top and land safely,
@thegrugq he started ranting about kids not caring until we were like “I… was two years old… … and I wasn’t born yet…”
@thegrugq my philosophy prof asked us to share our memories of the day the Berlin Wall came down and received a room of blank stares
@thegrugq technically
@ElderScrolls I was pretty pleased when I jumped off a waterfall on the run from trouble, hoping I’d survive, and a ghost appeared to me
I am free to post this link. http://t.co/aSVo6ID2bA
@Kufat http://t.co/BrvcZG8j7Q!
This variable naming scheme is making me uncomfortable: delete(myhead);
@nicolette8174 yes, because it needs both context and translation
More proof that the most advanced and persistent threat is children with their parents’ iPhones https://t.co/7MXFhfria4
@TwoLivesLeft 😃
@thegmanehack https://t.co/N9Bj6awL58
@und0xed @botnet_hunter I was already considering whether I should torment mongo some more…
Attack surface, attack surface everywhere http://t.co/PsHa7GWNqi
@shalecraig this one was the target of one of the citations needed on last week’s xkcd what if blog :)
Citation was a horse who won sixteen consecutive races (citation needed) http://t.co/TsoEeNfaI9
@ZOMGitsCriss I can access it, including Romanian version, here in US…
@MarkKriegsman I want one…
@doctortovey @vogon “AMEN”
I had professors like this— wouldn’t let you cite anything dee-gee-tal. Even if your paper was on internet censorship http://t.co/c5GxW3Vjbq
@Neostrategos I feel like this may be construed as exploitive rock star behavior…
@kivikakk \o/
@Neostrategos and my house is… not on twitter! But really I have a perfectly good husband for the but he won’t go get one
@Neostrategos there’s a Starbucks in the strip mall with the Chipotle, in the plaza with LL Bean, and in the Barnes and Noble :p
@jensechu well, I was going by the pikachu hat mostly…
Would anyone like to bring me a white mocha from Starbucks while I hide under this blanket
@jensechu … I get the feeling you like pikachu
Today is my first really bad panic attack in a while. *hides under blanket*
@emptythevoid from that photo, it looks halfway accomplished
@kivikakk be careful. I found it seven years ago, and look what happened.
@maradydd how did you get 1080p? I plugged mine in to hdmi and it just stretched
Reminder that US drone cockpits run on Windows, the primary target of generic malware, and pilots have infected themselves before
Hmm hmm, I've actually been in Jefferson's bedroom, both of them, the main mansion and the summer getaway.
hottest pic I found on imgur tonight http://t.co/6Jifwq5WOM
@USSJoin whaaaaaaaat *flop*
@USSJoin sezwho
"Hello best friend!!" "hey... would you say a staircase is terrain, or an object?" We solve the big problems in life
So all defcon notices go out by June 4th huh... *refresh* *refresh* *refresh*
@geekable well we can’t all be as awesome as I am *bro pat*
@geekable what are you then?
@afreak @dakami (it’s the star)
@dakami are they both 18 yet?
@nrr … but not on iPad :(
@Havokca err… how worried should I be that you know?
Smash Art: he’s right behind me… isn’t he http://t.co/VKa6Nku0FP
@mrHithron I can’t find it now but an ex-employee had a rant on his blog about it
@sciencecomic condolences.
@mrHithron it was implemented literally in the 90s back when no one cared and they don’t want to change it now…
@tapbot_paul my fav was where it would randomly return that I followed someone when I did not. Other way is understandable, but that?!
@tapbot_paul well, yes, but not in such a *byzantine* way. Some past bugs were utterly baffling
@Pentanubis I’m nothing if not judgmental of other people’s code
@tapbot_paul am I the only one who lays awake at night wondering how Twitter’s architecture got to be this way
@tapbot_paul and it’s just… sitting there? It looks like a simple redirect would fix it.
@botnet_hunter oh, I have a paid account <3
(The bug is very most likely on Twitter’s end, but I am not one of the fabled OAuth Witches.)
@botnet_hunter you know you can host on imgur without submitting to the gallery right :p
Wow I can’t log in to imgur via twitter because it triggers the two-factor then bounces me to the mobile site and 404’s
@focalintent @Viss all glory to the hypno-byte-editor
@m1sp_ebooks :c
@innismir I never get calls from those people…
@Xaosopher I know, I'm not shedding any tears
@DrPizza man with how many thousands of times I've seen DH flip out over that game... I really just have no interest
Also I died because I wanted to visit a star system just because I liked the name. It was full of bad people who do bad things.
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@demize95 eve, and just to be annoying, this guy went around and put small bounties on a bunch of people.
Though I wouldn't be surprised if he then has one of his friends just kill him to reap the bounty. Sigh...
Someone just randomly put a small bounty on me... so I put a huge one on him. #notinthemood
#tweetfleet never mind, should have figured that was the socket being lost again.
#tweetfleet so my probes got stuck at zero seconds remaining... I can't cancel and I can't recall them.
@m1sp they’re pretty objectively the least secure thing ever done in the name of efficiency
@und0xed @BrianFargo it would be reprehensible of me to suggest dropping tables, so I won't.
@und0xed @BrianFargo I seem to recall being angry that they went the extra unethical mile and laid them off during a big media event
@kyhwana @kivikakk php is *all about* the configuration. In multiple places. With runtime reflection
@brentrubell as for why unix scripts tend to break on spaces, well. That’s a problem older than most people I know…
@brentrubell you have a space in the directory name again :p
@indrora okay, that sounds like expected behavior and doesn't interact with the core complaint that it's implemented as a fake function.
@brentrubell this perhaps? https://t.co/WMuPYY82tr
@brentrubell @stroughtonsmith it's choking on the space in the pathname. Either remove the space or edit install.sh to cope.
@kivikakk ... ... ... ....
@comex then define a new syntax rather than overriding existing syntax and returning a parse error for completely, utterly valid syntax
@comex The fact that it converts the argument to a string is both a given and immaterial. The point is, it keeps calm and carries on.
@comex php > if(defined(NULL)) { echo "true\n"; } else { echo "false\n"; }   false
@indrora Which sounds like another WTF, but this author wonders how does that change the underlying point?
@mof18202 more effective than heatsinks
@comex I clearly use "in my OPINION" several times to mark where I think the underlying design is bad.
@comex what's still wrong? Is anything I said about isset's behavior factually untrue?
Dear twitter engineers who follow me: <3 <3 I rage because I care  Dear PHP fans who follow me: >:) >:) I rage because I revel in your tears
@comex I discuss in the article why it's like sizeof() except worse.
@ameaijou I guess "well don't design it that way next time!" doesn't cut it ;)
@chriseng @focalintent http://t.co/c35oHQkYaH
@comex and that justifies a massive exception to the general structure of the language instead of just returning false?
I notice my profile page is completely gone. Thumbs up for Twitter
PHP Manual Masterpiece: all about the majestic wtf that is testing if a variable is set. http://t.co/c35oHQkYaH
@focalintent but it already contains the sentence "unless the PHP parser has solved the halting problem"
@focalintent it's running a bit long.
@afreak ;) https://t.co/JYW8tqJ8dV
@hirojin http://t.co/hkXeEfRus0
*opens tumblr* *switches to the php hate blog* *starts typing*
@weskroesbergen thank you Dr. Twitter!
@laneshill I'm allergic to that so no :p
And yes I totally trust Dr. Twitter over Dr. Google.
MEN AVERT YOUR EYES: anyone here other than Dr. Google ever have a period with no blood? (I'm *definitely* not pregnant.) Do I have the sick
@marsroverdriver maaaaan that battle is lost. “Whom to follow” sounds weird to the modern ear, defeating the point of correctness.
@matthew_d_green I’m confounded as to why only the calories match the display
@kivikakk that’s a Ruby on Rails mantra iirc.
@0x17h because of a requirement of the Mormon religion, and a similar mindset infecting other religious groups.
@kenanbolukbasi I promise I’m 100% for your right to protest and I’m glad to see your internet seems to be working…
@kenanbolukbasi “… I can’t trust this journalist, because they include known fakes.”
@kenanbolukbasi I don’t mean “all the pictures of Turkey are fake”, I mean “in this particular set, some I *know* are fake, so…”
@lukegb @i0n1c o_O;;;
@mrHithron @mikko for terrible reasons.
@0x17h I need this power, see also @m1sp
@Jedi_Amara in a bin of Legos in your brother’s closet
@rantyben @_wirepair I’ve fallen asleep in a dentist’s chair more than once…
@jesster_king nope, it's definitely running with some help from wine (and the launcher is python)
@raudelmil my problem is that it acts short on CPU when I ask it to render multiple streams of sound simultaneously and it stutters
(I tried killing processes with names like coreaudiod, but that didn’t help)
I dunno what Eve (or Wine) does to OSX, but every time I play it, OSX struggles with sound processing until I reboot
(In cases where they do stay aligned, obviously. But some people just genuinely prefer TV over books and even comics which is alien to me)
The same thing happens in anime. “Ahh I can’t wait to see what happens next” “have you considered checking the original comic book”
I don’t read/watch Game of Thrones. But I sure do get a kick out of people freaking out over plot twists published on paper ages ago…
@lindgrenM Chrome totes does it in both iOS and android
@almightygod unless you count being toooootally wasted on the road to Damascus
The mobile UI paradigm of displaying webpages in grayscale when they’ve been RAM-reclaimed has made me hate grayscale webpages :p
@dangoodin001 @ErrataRob (since it *is* an online game, downtime on a weekend is A Really Big Deal)
@dangoodin001 @ErrataRob yeah, but it sounds like generic “reassuring the customers we’re doing something”
@dangoodin001 @ErrataRob if you prefer conspiracy theories maybe they really botched the next patch and are blaming the downtime on skids ;)
@dangoodin001 @ErrataRob I think it’s just technobabble for “stopping this DDoS has not proved trivial and we’re doing all that we can”
@ameaijou also it’s not necessarily the wording of the manual that is the problem, but the subject matter which it must cover…
@ameaijou … how much of the php manual did you write ?
@dangoodin001 I interpreted it as “this DDoS is hitting us harder than we thought it could with current mitigations”
@0xcharlie *refreshes mailbox* *refreshes mailbox*
@jinkee @ZoeQuinnzel @christinelove here’s a god place to get some ideas… http://t.co/BTyk2ZWMAz
Me, reading the php manual: “this part sounds promising for finding something dumb. Hmm, okay, okay, that’s reasonable, aaaand… there it is”
@0xcharlie @chriseng don’t you work for some kind of big company now?
@pdo I keep cryptographers prisoner in the basement.
DH has his headphones on so loud I can clearly hear the words from here. And he’s sleeping.
@chriseng @0xcharlie so when’s the rogue talk where we roll out of the hotel’s parking garage in new wheels?
@ternus be… be strong ;-;
@The1TrueSean http://t.co/4KckdNybVp
@eevee @matingmind but yeah, most evolutionary psychology is just making a sport out of confusing genetics and culture
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@eevee @matingmind Yeah, I saw that one already: “signs suggesting possible food addiction indicate that writing papers is too hard!”
@herodfel @EurosportCom_TR a marathon, as dated on that page. It keeps showing up in everyone’s protest photo sets.
@matingmind @eevee okay I’m convinced this is actually a troll account peddling parody science now
Attn: If you include the following image in your Turkish protest photoset, I’ll have to assume they’re all fake http://t.co/knnJZMJAd6
@AnnabellSciorra @PolicyMic @C_Rice3 @WeldPond if people could stop mixing in photos from marathons, that’d be great.
Okay, that’s bizarre: Slashdot now looks like 2011 rather than 1997, but only from a mobile device.
@rbf_ … apparently it’s their mobile skin.
What happened to Slashdot?! It doesn’t look like 1997 in there anymore
@matingmind Classy.  Note: sarcasm, laced with contempt for falsely conflating things.
@zeightyfiv my hypothesis is that most of the “being gay is a choice” crowd are secretly bisexual and don’t know it.
@thegrugq we call them parking lots. Totally different!
@thegrugq cars don’t have parks silly, parks are for people
@dakami I’m sure there are more toxic things, but it does put pure asexuality on a pointless pedestal.
@j_evns @MyRainbowNinja @ioerror @CourtneyPFB apply palm directly to face
@Packetknife *twitch*
@m1sp @kivikakk let me know when you’re on Skype and we’ll find out
@techpractical I have it easy because I up and married a manly man
@m1sp @kivikakk giiiiiiiiiiiirrrrrl you need to get yo’self a new ring-ring
Of course, most of the people who said that to me when I was young also deny that bisexuality is even an actual thing so whatever I guess
@chriseng Florida Man, Florida Man, does whatever a Floridan can
@Kufat I honestly don’t even know if the Wii-u has an sd card slot, never mind where my sd cards are
@CyborgCode news to me and pretty much all my friends.
@Kufat it would actually probably look worse and is a LOT of effort to get the dang thing off the machine and into jpeg?
When someone says “men and women can’t be just friends!” what I hear is “bisexual people can’t be friends with anyone!” :’(
You can probably tell, but - playing Smash Bros alone, I’ve been taking a lot of time to pause and admire the artistic details
Smash Art: no I’m not going through Eve withdrawal look I have spaceships right here #tweetfleet http://t.co/DlJ4hI9U8Z
Smash Art: “I’m sorry, Electrode. I’m breaking up with you because of your explosive temper.” http://t.co/NDJx4guEE0
@niallgdonaghy you want a photo of my kitchen from the outside?!
@HorribleCoders @m1sp it’s really amazing to read it aloud with the appropriate amount of bewilderment
@yacCz … I’m sorry :(
@tinyblob yeeeeeup
@focalintent @unalmas is it a Saint Bernard? I got to tussle with one once, it was great fun!
View from the kitchen window — life is good (even when my game server is down) http://t.co/CXDOwpM3Hb
@LeafStorm then it sounds like what one wants to use is Symfony itself :)
I don’t know why, but large animals seem to like me. One time I caught a dog’s eye from 100 yards and he ditched his owner to sit with me
@bascule @_larry0 @egyp7 @snare @MarioVilas “emits a warning if an unknown cipher is passed” The wrongness of this surpasses my vocabulary
@vruz that is the idea, yes ;)
@TakoArishi @eevee eeveengelism
Hello new followers, if you haven’t read this article on the design of PHP, please do so at earliest convenience! http://t.co/GHsl4VRgjz
@nelsonmenezes @Tesseraction also, this is required reading. http://t.co/GHsl4VRgjz
@nelsonmenezes @Tesseraction bad design compounded by bad documentation compounded by bad management compounded by many years.
@TakoArishi you should have seen me when they ddos’d Minecraft
I will drain the freaking blood of whoever is DDoS’ing Eve when I want to play. I will find you. I will END you. #tweetfleet
@elad3 maybe it’s regional depending on what database you hit, as many other people see it too
@elad3 empirical evidence disagrees http://t.co/9fqxXLUd9Y
Github is down. Eve is down. What is a weekend even for then
@rhodesjason @Tesseraction a good web language *wouldn’t even let you* use “old functions in bad ways.”
@wbpre cutting corners where it “should” be safe is setting up future disasters.
@nelsonmenezes @Tesseraction actually I’m a professional security code auditor for several languages. … PHP really is that special.
@anthonicaldwell the NES is inherently tile-based; 60 times a second you have a chance to change tiles.
@anthonicaldwell that’s not really how the NES’s GPU works, and it can only render so many sprites horizontally before it fails.
@doeg @vogon @dijkstracula that’s a very Dutch-sounding name, which I suppose explains everything ;)
@doeg @vogon @dijkstracula I just checked, the E in the author’s name stands for… Ekkehard.
@doeg @dijkstracula @vogon is this real life
@WhatsTheBigIT http://t.co/Rqdemzkdv1
@anthonicaldwell number one rule of NES development: minimize sprite use. always.
@Rhythmreactor I spawned within its borders, actually. :p
@AdamTReineke oh I can believe it!
After-midnight art sharing! Pixels I have so far for the little NES project that's been kicking around my hard drive http://t.co/46DmPH6F5w
#tweetfleet 2809 players - wonder if I'll ever see the universe so empty again :p
@_wirepair no players involved, I'm just tormenting the AI in Brawl
Ten kills in three minutes, it’s more effective for my score to do 3v1 than free for all - because then they all come running towards me!
Smash Art: “I’ve made a terrible mistake.” http://t.co/tTZiSuDTwA
@brrian well, my bestest friend plays too
@nonstampNSC because they’re still at the “well that’s what my dad said” stage of reasoning :(
@StillCountCrows @indrora the idiots are the ones who say “I don’t need to make my app secure” ;)
@StillCountCrows @indrora if someone can get an SQL query working, they’re already not “idiots”; they just *don’t know.*
@StillCountCrows @indrora no, there are a lot of people who don’t understand that PHP is setting them up to be hacked.
@duckduckgo @41414141 gasp
#tweetfleet kindly inform me when my space ship works again, until then I am smashing things in Brawl
#tweetfleet AHHHH SERVER DOWN AHHHHHHHH
@indrora nope! Why would they? How would they?
@SAlbahra the very name is rather evocative of supreme confidence, isn't it? By which I mean: always used prepared, very hard to screw up :)
@Balgan even so - I haven't actually played brogue, but Dungeons of Dredmor goes for a parody vibe (and has "real" graphics)
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@voltagex http://t.co/ix6SPGEKEk
@thereals0beit … I am very passionate about hating PHP.
@thereals0beit which is fine for native assembly macro wrappers like C but PHP claims to be a gods damned web language.
@thereals0beit it wouldn’t be their fault if a programmer had to go way the hell out of their way to cause this. PHP is ownable by default.
@thereals0beit Of course it’s bad. And they DON’T KNOW and the language does none of the many things within its power to help them.
@voltagex the “bad tutorial” I learned from was written by the inventor of PHP. The problem goes straight to the core.
Remember: most of those devs genuinely have no idea what the dangers of throwing GETs into query strings like that are. #blamePHP
@Tesseraction PHP: from zero to owned in more trivial ways than one can enumerate. There’s a reason I preach against using it.
@Tesseraction yes. Note: not literally every single one of these is unsafe. But most are.
.@rrrrrrrix well… not *all* of them are exploitable. So more like 77000
Hey guess what time it is again? That’s right: “github searches which show up trivially exploitable code” time! https://t.co/x4TBnUmVUk
It’s pretty much the most dwarven let’s play imaginable, right down to hating excess migrants and… the ending.
An exceptionally well-done, in-character Let’s Play of Dwarf Fortress, with original art http://t.co/rDpipM5mmL
@eevee @gwestr that was the joke, wasn’t it? >_>
@eevee sure, sure, and they cast it to float and it got buggy and this was their genius solution
.@eevee probably because they noticed that using a float was buggy!
My iPad’s battery is draining absurdly fast, and when I took it out of the case, it’s practically melting. Hmm… reboot time.
@Balgan that’s Fuji apples to Granny Smith apples :)
@sanguis3k Bug: geese lay iron chairs
“Burning monsters will not ignite terrain while they are submerged.” (Yes I’m reading https://t.co/BHuXmfJZd1 )
“Fixed an issue that could cause foliage and rings to appear as colorful emoticons under Mac OS 10.8” #roguelikeproblems
@benwmaddox “Polymorph will no longer generate liches or phoenixes, to avoid odd outcomes with phylacteries and phoenix eggs.”
My hobby: reading bugfix logs of games with complicated AI subsystems
@vogon oh boy something for the TSA to confiscate
@Viss … this imaginary guy really cares about yoghurt parfait
@0x17h (but only if they’re straight)
@0x17h are you… are you cat factsing a tag
@thegrugq they play Null Dereference. The only winning move is not to play
@vogon when I was just making an artwork improvement suggestion.
@vogon … so then I was annoyed that the bot is trying to make some profound comment on the worth of redditors’ politics,
@vogon well, my comment was “I think you should tone down the colors in the background…” :p
Weird reddit bot encounters: replies to comments beginning “I think” or “I believe” with “wow! I never thought of it that way”
Gender identities are like a sports team. Most people support their home team and that’s fine – but there are other options, including none.
@infosecjerk @Packetknife “why don’t you drink?” asks everyone else of me. Gee…
@Packetknife autocorrect went there
@Packetknife hmm trying to think of a pun concerning being overweight
@bSr43 yay
@michaeldinn @_wirepair I apparently have both, simultaneously.
@michaeldinn @_wirepair uninstall *what*? Chrome itself?
@_wirepair pasted some text and it silently failed…
@abby_ebooks this tweet makes too much sense, please revise
@jesster_king kill -9 frontmost app
@m1sp ... so I did!
@m1sp http://t.co/RgOcBZvw9Q
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@janiczek yeah... except I can never remember what that middle squiggle is, either!
@Ammoniak ninety-one degrees fahrenheit is the exact opposite of brrr, my friend!
@Xaosopher ..... Super Smash Brothers? :p
@Xaosopher hahaha, I hate Cards Against Humanity ;)
@Xaosopher July Twenty-Somethingth through the first few days of August
@marginoferror yup, got my first two levels of that, third is in the queue
@Xaosopher that reminds me... don't let me forget to bring moisturizers to Vegas this year. Which I had never needed before in my life.
@marginoferror I am All About The Drones, it's basically all I've been training, Drones is 5, Scout Drone Operation will be 5 in four hours
@marginoferror vexor
(I was just mining in the background while I worked my way through some IRL technical reading, in the combat ship I was already in.)
Eve Online: apparently if you go mining in an un-miningish-enough ship, people will assume you're too poor to buy one and give you money
@alethenorio kill-nine the frontmost app. Critical when an opengl program bites it
@m1sp *polite proddling*
@thezeist I assumed this would be about pointers…
@_larry0 people who live in places where water freezes in May should also not own a pool
(The problem was that a minimized full-screen program crashed and took over when I accidentally alt-tabbed to it)
@gu3st yeah if I could do that I wouldn’t be looking up commands on a second computer.
@rikardlang yeah - because a game crashed.
Someday, I *will* remember "command-option-shift-escape" without having to look it up on a second computer #osxproblems
@jb33z um………… no it’s not? Because I’m not fat. I’m objectively not eating too much.
@jb33z but I basically *never* have three meals a day
@jb33z well my soda intake is almost zero if that’s what you’re asking. Mostly drink juice.
@m1sp wat
@savagejen grats!
@xa329 probably because I’m already speaking English :p
@DrPizza I ate a frozen personal pizza for lunch every day for four years in high school. It’s part of my genetics now
@qDot lol overnight shipping
@jb33z it turns out lots of calories is a good thing when you only remember to eat once a day.
I deserve a medal for walking to the store in 91° weather to buy a frozen pizza rather than have one delivered to my door.
@securityskeptic @WeldPond one can’t rectify a decade of lax security by moving from three patch cycles a year to four.
@splicer83 @LarryBundyJr nah, you’re misreading it: if the price lowers before release, Amazon, at least, won’t shaft you.
@securityskeptic @WeldPond Enabling Java is never okay.
@FVT too little too late. Java is a mature project and it’s been Oracle’s responsibility for a few years now.
In particular, Oracle wants us to be impressed they went from 3 security patch cycles a year to 4. Vastly more secure sw than theirs does 12
I’m deeply amused by Oracle’s optimistic spin on Java’s security https://t.co/9z3nSfPiV5  “record high of security patches!”
@chort0 a ha ha ha haaaaaaaaaa!!!   Forwarding this to coworkers…
@Md1986ok TinyKeep game
@thegrugq that reminds me — you’re coming to Vegas this year right? I promise not to stare at my shoes.
@chort0 context?
@tinyblob @gsuberland wh… wh… why
@i0n1c @geekable I’m so glad those 7,994 filenames were inlined before the graphs.
@xkeepah D:
@DrPizza I am aware of humans who use them, but I wouldn’t call them a mainstay…
The “drunken bishop” algorithm behind visual ssh keys http://t.co/VV3iZGCYkf
@DrPizza oh it works, just not in a way I find particularly productive.
@trap0xf Waffle House is open during the day?!
@thezeist yeah so I guess my real complaint is the sudden implementation of special snowflake image picker
@ra6bit @mattblaze @eevee oh it absolutely counts. The grisly detail was amazing.
@sanguis3k yeah — apparently the issue is that since I’m paying pounds the bank thought I was suddenly *in* England
I got an automated fraud prevention call! It wants to know if I made a purchase in the town of Internet, United Kingdom
@ternus … your traveling salesman algorithm is broken…
Kickstarter is claiming my card was declined. I can log in to my bank and see their one dollar test charge just fine. No notices. Whaaaat
Also I have a critical case of the grumpy tonight 👿 Disregard my intense misanthropy
@bhelyer I noticed that they’re pestering me, that doesn’t mean I care about them.
@bhelyer no, I don’t use their code, I have no use for their code, it would not affect my life if their github was swallowed by Cthulhu.
@bhelyer I posted about being annoyed by yet another open source project that treats all passerby as having infinite time and interest
Hooray, more open source maintainers who believe that I owe them my time for a project I don’t care about. It’s your crummy code buddy
@DarthNull @xkcd @zygen they already covered why you can’t do it *from earth’s surface*, but we can put a projector in space…
Chrome on OSX has this new marvelous feature where it flashes my wallpaper when I change tabs!
.@zygen I’m really surprised America doesn’t just project a giant star spangled banner on the moon yet because who could stop them
@zygen I need to get a bat signal so I can complain when twitter is completely down
@mojinations yeah, I'm on autopilot, that's the idea :)
@_larry0 no, cookies are banned in favor of salmonella-safe cookie dough, which is superior in every way.
Happy compromises: reading a programming ebook while flying between points in Eve.
@PhilippBayer actually I really need to play Daggerfall (it came out when I was too young to be allowed to play games like that)
@PhilippBayer so, do all missions in broad daylight, got it.
The definition of metagame is: the NPC offers you a mission he says will be easy. The promised reward is remarkably high. Better suit up...
@m1sp @ELLIOTTCABLE I think "Blameston" is my favorite star system name yet. "Yeah sure pin it on Blameston just like you always do!"
@Packetknife I had a feeling it was her :)
@Packetknife hi
None of you objected to my assertion that I am supreme leader of earth - and that makes it true.
As supreme leader of earth I shall now ban sounds that strongly resemble IM chimes and dings from all techno
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@sneakin I’m not playing around. I was actually trying to see the page. It gave me json.
@_JerryWood chrome on iOS, yeah.
My local bookstore is two floors… and has a built-in Starbucks… which sells cheesecake. #help
@puellavulnerata but the bondage is the best part…
@kyhwana aside from the occasional psychotic breakdown, yes :)
Click link to iOS App Store, receive spew of json. Yes, yes this is helpful
@kyhwana that was the only justification I was aware of… she was a bit too sheltered, I think.
@kyhwana the best part is she ASSUMED he did illegal drugs. The shadiest thing he ever did was give a 20yo a beer
@kyhwana this same furry friend of mine also liked to drink though and my mother seemed horrified I would hang out with him
@kyhwana nope, never had a drink in my life
@kyhwana I’m not a furry though :p I also don’t remember at all why I had a cat ears headband that day
@kyhwana … when I walked in with kitty ears she gave me a look like I said I was gay. But that didn’t happen yet.
@kyhwana well, see, there was this boy, who I was friends with, who was a furry, and I don’t know exactly what he told her about it but…
@waruikoohii I think she was mostly afeared that the young man who had told her about being a furry was corrupting my innocent youth
True story: my mother found out what furries are the same day I happened to come home in a kitty ear headband.
@kyhwana considering who the author is, I’m surprised that text isn’t really offensive (in my opinion anyway)
Hmm… furries, when did you wake up and realize you’d gone mainstream? http://t.co/3tPTtEvRR7
@geekable @dinodaizovi do you take me for a fool? Pinkie Pie’s cutie mark is balloons
@geekable @dinodaizovi why does your pony have mp3 buttons on her pastern
@TwitterForNews well… that escalated quickly.
So apparently the twitter client suddenly needs location services because they implemented a special snowflake custom image picker
@grp also why don’t my photos just, like, not have GPS tags from the pov of a sandboxed application without location services?
@grp except that it just started this yesterday.
And the license on the back says that using the card is consent to the terms, but maybe their lawyers said to get that signature anyway…
My visa gift card is “not valid unless signed.” To what possible end? There’s no name on it. It’s not registered to anyone.
@gangstahugs I am, but it didn’t do this until yesterday.
@JZdziarski actually the phone is on 5.1 and the privacy tab was added in iOS6 or I assume so as I can’t find one :)
@JZdziarski http://t.co/cfbOpvoXNQ
@JZdziarski and you’re updated? Because I updated yesterday and it won’t let me do it.
@RSnake you realize I mean the doll I am holding right? Though I will double check with the Pinkie Pie you are probably thinking of :p
Oh, and taking a picture on the spot is different from accessing photos already stored. The prior doesn’t need location services.
People saying it doesn’t: you forgot the instructions on how to make it not do that.
Also: Twitter for iPhone now requires “location services” to use photos. It didn’t used to. Whaaaaat
I've been endorsed by famous hacker Pinkie Pie to be a judge for the Pwnie Awards - inform @dinodaizovi http://t.co/TZHidq4oUn
Got in a semi-argument on reddit and the other person used the word “presunpyious.” So now I imagine they’re an 8yo sounding it out.
@mike_acton I’m not sure. It’s just a gut reaction. I guess they have more history than most kick starting groups, though.
@mike_acton though clearly they’re not going to have any trouble convincing people to trust they’re double-good for it :p
@landley it came out a few weeks ago.
@mike_acton — beyond all shadow of a doubt before they presume to ask for more kick funding.
@mike_acton I’ve kicked dicier things for sure, but I still feel that a company should completely knock a kickstarter out of the park —
@Thedeadlybutter I think with Kickstarter one has a responsibility to backers to prove, beyond ALL DOUBT, you’re good for it
Should Double Fine really be doing a second Kickstarter before the first one is fully delivered? I realize it’s different teams, but still.
@innismir and that’s 100% totally okay with me. The burden is on cops to be adults, not on children to be adults.
I really love @verge ! The way their web page crashes my iPad’s browser EVERY TIME has doubtlessly saved me hours of reading.
@focalintent so, about my program that calculates pi…
@innismir what you want to bet a 14yo had no concept that shrinking away from unwanted touch is “resisting an officer”?
@innismir I’m not impressed with police who feel the need to arrest every child who gives them lip. That’s all it comes down to.
@innismir and he insists he was busy holding a dog at the time, how else would his arms be? But that’s not very threatening in any case.
@innismir and the point is — IN AGGREGATE there is an endless deluge of stories like this; a pattern of police overreaction.
@innismir the police freely admit they tackled him because he tensed up and turned away. Not because he sprinted or punched them or w/e
@innismir yeah, and the correct response is “excuse me, we’re still talking here.”
@innismir I’m not die-hard anti-cop. I come from a cop family. But I’m sick of their “everyone is a threat at all times” attitude.
@innismir if they can produce evidence that he had a gun, a knife, or an armed drone, I’d be happy to consider he posed a threat to officers
@a_greenberg no name? Is this literally a sample?
@innismir I am far more concerned with what is right, just, and true, than what officers can squirm out of being reprimanded for.
@innismir that’s nice.
If you can’t react to a teenager shrugging you off in a calm and reasonable matter, you *REALLY* shouldn’t be a cop…
@landley yes…? That’s the point. The book on the right implies that Linux is “rare.”
The language used by the police officer to justify tackling a 14yo holding a puppy for “resisting” is terrifying http://t.co/2VtwzfnLS1
@dinodaizovi @0xcharlie ooh ooh pick me pick me.
@dinodaizovi “gravitational challenge” is my new euphemism
@ra6bit yeah so most of the TSA works at the TSA because they're not very bright
@ra6bit well come now everyone knows not to run with scissors. But who’s taught not to run with guns?
@TheNRAO hmm… I can’t quite put my finger on it, but this looks photoshopped.
Oh gods it blinks http://t.co/6wxADRbS4o
@Kufat http://t.co/teRRLv0bwq
I’ve actually had difficulty getting through the pointers book, and little things like that make me hesitate to recommend it…
@elliottcable hahaha. Well I’ve only lost one ship so far, not counting the ones the tutorial gives you.
@elliottcable I try. I also try not to blow all my gifted money in eve and I seem to be succeeding XD
gdi @github how am I supposed to taunt mongo developers now
http://t.co/3dXb6kOzf8 <—> http://t.co/zt11lTdg3p
Lady sees my "geek" shirt... sweetly asks me if I work at Best Buy.
@philsplace of course things will happen. That doesn't absolve the man of losing a gun in a playground.
@mr_chip @mkb I have no intention of hurting them, but they seem to lack this idea of their own personal safety
@kcarmical @_FloridaMan they do, but it’s straight up impossible to catch everything
(Everyone: whether he’s legally entitled to conceal carry is entirely besides the point that he brought and LOST a gun in a children’s park)
@spacerog right  Such as…  … a private park for children maybe?
“Gosh, how was I supposed to know a private park for children swarming with security guards doesn’t allow concealed guns?” - @_FloridaMan
@_larry0 I don’t think google takes longer than seven days to patch critical security vulnerabilities they are aware of
@info_dox err, not any more than before? The previous policy was 60 days
Google revises disclosure policy: if they find an in-the-wild exploit against your stuff, they will go full disclosure after seven days
@kivikakk hmm yes… I recognize some of these lines.
@mattblaze pretty sure that’s old speak
@Jono @0xcharlie he meant security researcher Jon Oberheide,  who goes by ‘jono’ on IRC :)
@0xcharlie oooh someone’s in trouble. But are you sure that’s the right @Jono ? :)
The only way to cope with our commute is to model other drivers as video game enemies lacking malice rather than rational actors
@m1sp here’s another item for your juvenalia collection http://t.co/g0M7fMXghl
@amanicdroid @0x17h so THAT’S what I was doing wrong!
@_BluShine @femfreq then I'm not sure what we could be disagreeing about.
@m1sp ding ding ding http://t.co/RnAfkd73cU
@_BluShine @femfreq they are causing actual, material, measurable problems against her free speech, not just making fun of her. Harassment.
@aaronsnoswell @m1sp he is a boy from a fictional world without very many computers :), and he's a bit... dour.
@_BluShine @femfreq this story has been going on for a long, long time now, since the moment she started talking about the project.
@m1sp I'm drawing Katarosi now and she looks extremely dorky :D
@m1sp and tiny! Look at that wittle 16px Governor of Dour Town and his cape
@meursalt GIF AS IN GOD AS IN GOD'S OWN PRONUNCIATION
@elliottcable Every girl needs a CS hate blog
Also, metro seems to have... problems with gifs.
Pixel art for my slowly, slowly progressing NES project... http://t.co/mGKhddRnq2 (attn. @m1sp ) Hooray for extreme color limitations
@m1sp I'm working on Glory in the Thunder in an actual thunderstorm :D
@Forkk13 *checks profile*  > Texas  Insert generic remark ;)
Rewrote one of my fancy orchestra pieces as chiptune --> https://t.co/w2KWJXvrV9
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@Mordicant it’s… considering there’s no profound reasoning in the source code, I’d consider it borderline firing-worthy.
@Mordicant 10% of the time it will finish the exception and log it… 90% of the time it just silently returns.
@solak how did we get e-dialog’s?
@Office @MSFTnews how about the time it took to choose a wildly inappropriate, faddish font that clashes with the background?
@hackerfantastic well, renting a hotel ain’t exactly free. But in Black Hat’s case, they’re billing corporations to subsidize Other Things.
@_BluShine @femfreq … why do you suppose there’s a difference?
I think this is the first time I ever mouthed “what the HELL” looking at a single line of code https://t.co/jPDLjwNx5t via @cowtowncoder
@puellavulnerata sometimes they’re a gods-darned parody of themselves
@puellavulnerata … where is this from ? D:
@m1sp as harm none.
Freed. That word always looks wrong. Freed. Onwards my noble freed
@spacerog read my next seven tweets or so :)
@0x17h old junk is 32-bit computers that don’t act their size.
@sleepydashie they’ll make ones with integrated glasses when they go into mass production
It also looks further away than I expected it would.
Yes I could see it through my glasses, but it’s a bit faint and can’t sit right in the sweet spot. Too blurry to read without my glasses.
@sleepydashie awkward and difficult to keep lined up in the sweet spot, and it fades the image a bit.
However @focalintent has this sweet astronomy projection app on it A++
Obligatory “I nicked Google Glass from a coworker” selfie. Unfortunately it taxes my weak right eye a bit much. http://t.co/WWnXIoNu4K
@Zavie I like how it's very explicit that this is the COMMONWEALTH of Massachusetts we're discussing.
It's been seventeen seconds and I'm not deluged by British people telling me clearly it means Boston, Lincolnshire... it must be tea time.
Google. http://t.co/tngY4zoXxi
@jenniferbn2 curse these oceans (really, Nevada is about as far from my house as England is, but it's a "domestic" flight)
@tomkrall only if I read newest-first.
@r3d4ct3d and with a pinch of luck, I will be presenting, so you will surely hear a lot about that :p
@r3d4ct3d since when do I not live tweet ANYTHING.
Reservation for Blackhat/Defcon hotel made. I'm not so broke I need to beg friends for crash space anymore :)
According to @ternus I have a doppelganger in Israel of all places.
@PiennePN @zenalbatross idk the people who survived Jurassic Park I guess
@emptythevoid doesn’t fall in enough holes to be me :)
@WTFuzz \o/
I should request a week off just to blow through my reading queue.
“Hardcover: $92 Paperback: $70 Paperback edition not available in US or Canada.” That’s racist against rich people!
@_larry0 online. SHARE50
zomg zomg half off at MIT press I don’t even know what to choose there’s so many
@blowdart I am aware. The point is still that the cartoon exists, not what they think of it :p
@comex haha yeah …
@blowdart sure, they mistakenly call MLP a “minor” success. But the point was that the cartoon exists.
Cartoon about a boy who gets a super hero ring but it turns him into a girl. I reckon I approve. http://t.co/UwrvrE0Z4r
The new <s>gtalk</s> hangouts UI built into Chrome is astoundingly space-inefficient. I say one word, previous line scrolls off #uirage
@AIRmusictech uhh I don't have a product key. Whence the original complaint that this is confusing.
@briankrebs what  How are they even a paper then even personal blogs do that
Oh look. Apple AGAIN approves pirated, duplicate copies of an app already in their store. http://t.co/oaEPnrYWPm via @TwoLivesLeft
@zygen … nice.
@brokenhegemony @reoccupy @0x17h “all you vast majority of people who aren’t white men need to join the white men ie humanity!” #pro
Newbie @DarrenPMeyer hates Cygwin. He’s woken up in hell here at “it’s a Visual Studio project with a perl and tcl/tk dependency”-code
I had a horrible nightmare. My house flooded and all my electronics were destroyed and when I went I the store they only had Blackberries.
@attritionorg nobody’s too young for Squirrel Girl! Err…
@attritionorg what are you writing, fan mail to Squirrel Girl?
@_wirepair wut.
@mdowd now accepting donations to fulfill my dream of visiting Australia
(Just means I have to deregister the duplicates - I don't lose the book...)
Apparently I've downloaded this eBook on too many devices, which really means I uninstalled and reinstalled Kindle repeatedly
@mdowd but but but  The saddest face!
You know, my little kanban app for Windows 8 has been done for a long time. I just need to make a logo for it...
@_wirepair @aaronportnoy it certainly puts my fans into high gear (if you know what I mean)
@Xecantur except the article doesn't have anything to do with strength of crypto :)
@_wirepair … who zips a 7zip?! :p
@_wirepair but  Where is download
@mdowd nooo!
@m1sp_ebooks yay!
@bascule @miuaf “looking for the sort of coder who doesn’t take flak from fig trees”
@qDot what did I just read
@m1sp I found a pacifist player with this big long in-character bio. It's adorable.
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@QuantumG it's not about trusting *me*. It's about handling customer-sensitive data. I don't go around looking for unlocked Gameboys.
@QuantumG so do code reviews, audits, and everything else that it's our job to do.
@QuantumG all I did was type in "don't leave it unlocked!" on the search screen.  We handle sensitive data.
The Unlocked Fairy finds an unattended iPad. The owner returns and does not seem thankful for the Unlocked Fairy's magic blessing.
I take it the recycling bin is full http://t.co/5qiBzEKsOf
@kaepora have you solicited feedback from users?
Gmail is 502’ing… I didn’t do it this time
@casualmalexlfan @qDot I’m… guessing someone forgot to write a separate error text for “name rejected for vulgarity”
@echristo Ubuntu.
"A debugging session is active. Inferior 1 [process 2508] will be killed." Wow gdb that is a really harsh thing to call my program
"The program 'gdb' is currently not installed." But nasm was? Go figure.
@lintile it's... it's so pretty th-NO BAD ABADIDEA YOU HAVE A NICE GREEN LAPTOP FOR WINDOWS
This cutesy real-time roguelike with a focus on enemy AI is almost to its pledge goal --> http://t.co/3U5WI7niqX
@lintile the pink laptop still works just fine despite its little accident and I paid all of $50 for it brand new in the box ;)
The dynamic duo @MarkKriegsman and @focalintent are working on LED driving algorithms and cameras just can’t capture the vibrant range
@jgeorge inquire with @focalintent
I'm disappointed how pale this looks compared to IRL... typical Veracoder desk accessory. https://t.co/fXwzD63u7d
http://t.co/kvXomcqRQH I don’t agree with the final conclusion “don’t use cryptography.” We NEED it so bad. Use well-tested solutions.
@BenLaurie the first thousand are always the hardest.
I walked into a meeting and the wall was a flat screen TV with four webcam views of remote coworkers #thefuture
@m_cars I didn’t even realize the game would let you keep buy orders going that you couldn’t pay.
@_wirepair pro.
@focalintent Ohai!!
@QuantumG so when you sell the UI warns you that you're selling for 99% below average price but you're actually right on the money
@QuantumG in eve the "going price" for some cheap things is highly skewed by people trying to sell for way too much
Though the scams where they trade an item in exchange for your money AND your item seem to be largely the fault of a poor interface.
Example scam going on right now: "I'm selling for 600 isk each! Below local average!" Divide total by units, they're 6000 each. Duh.
Eve Online: flew out to Dodixie to watch the scammers. Who actually falls for these?!
@akopa it's not haskell that's bad and I know it. It's just that my creepiest stalker ever was a fanboy :p
@rantyben .... *slow clap*
According to the pi calculator I just wrote in asm, pi == 9.909090909090909090909090909090909090909090909090... . Hmm. Might need some work
@amanicdroid you're a doctor so it must be true
I need to glue a sign to my monitor: "if your asm is segfauling and you don't know why, YOU FORGOT BRACKETS AROUND A SYMBOL"
@JZdziarski @comex no, no, the reptilians. (Also, it wouldn't be a firmware patch, probably just a plist tweak)
Hmm you know it's been a few weeks since I've heard about anything getting ddos'd is it exams time or something
@stillchip @schrotthaufen no, it's straight asm. The process terminates and the OS reports a floating point error.
@schrotthaufen @stillchip well, yes, but the wording itself is what I am complaining of :p
@stillchip except I wrote the asm div instruction myself :p
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Computer I agree that I divided by zero but I really don't see how an integer division instruction raises a floating point error
@snrson in my case it went very smoothly as it was actually a summer session for gifted teens
@panther_modern @Private_Dev most either fail out or give up after the first year
@panther_modern @Private_Dev in my experience, in the US, in a class of 20 you'll probably have one or two cheaters, but only at 101 level
And yes, I both taken CS101 and TA'd it :)
@panther_modern @Private_Dev how common cheating is in CS actually depends very much on what country we're talking about
.@Private_Dev the sorts of students who cheat at CS 101 frequently show a startling inability to remember the structure w/o a template.
In this case it was an otherwise complete program that omitted "int main() {" and final "}". That would probably stump most CS 101 cheaters.
@puellavulnerata it's a completely 100% working answer. It just omits main() { } in an otherwise complete file with includes and all.
I suspect some stackoverflow answers contain deliberately noncompiling code, to stop kids from simply copy-pasting as homework.
@dancapper @xthread @dakami you set ONE COMPUTER ON FIRE on camera...
@MarkKriegsman whenever "rep stosd" became a thing, which I'm guessing was 386.
@MarkKriegsman ... hey it's still cool even if it uses an operating system because it works on multiple operating systems w/o modification
My asm program has one unit test: did it segfault y/n
@DaKnObCS I know! They won't reassign me their IP block for some reason...
@DaKnObCS twasn't me! however did you actually notice that though :p
@thoward37 they better well read mine. Because my comments are hee-larious.
How self-praising are my comments in an asm program allowed to be? Is "look at that smooth devil" a little too far? :p
I think Amazon and Google are conspiring to hide the one page I want from the preview of a sixty dollar book
@comex kids these days, all think their elders are crazy…
It’s a beautiful day to go for a walk and have a mild allergic reaction to all the freshly cut grass.
@comex bet what's a coincidence? The behavior has objectively changed and I don't remember updating anything.
@comex then suddenly on Friday it stopped doing that and the VPN has not shut down no matter how long the device sleeps
@comex My VPN used to always aggressively shut down and I complained about it on Twitter a lot
@pmjordan don’t have a carrier
In particular I’m confused because I’ve never seen an iOS device silently change behavior before without an explicit update step.
@pmjordan I use the built in VPN
So did Apple push out a silent change to how my iOS VPN works? http://t.co/MOHWsnq4AA because it’s been days and it’s still going
@mattapuzzo @jenvalentino @thegrugq you better bet your bottom dollar you’re effectively a criminal in this day and age.
@m1sp hugglepoke
@rantyben yes, the difference is that everything I do, I do stone cold sober... which makes it even funnier IMO.
@zanelackey should I laugh or share sympathies?
@rantyben aaaaaand there it is.
@rantyben I feel lie this tweet is your version of my “I’m going to try something with a lighter”
@dakami well, the universe is expanding, so everything has to be moving apart.
@borgmamel @0x17h I think that’s more a basic limitation of storytelling format
@attritionorg and they say *my* after-midnight tweets are weird…
@rogueclown @niteshad the ad was insinuating that inorganic minerals are useless to your body because they’re inorganic, duh! #iron #irony
I find Haskell to be triggering. Yes, in the tumblr social justice sense. Loooong story, creepy dude.
* Start reading a paper on a spigot algorithm for pi * Surprise! It’s actually a Haskell propaganda tract http://t.co/ewWhGP9PDr
Just saw a health nut ad to “learn the difference between organic and inorganic minerals.” I guess they want me to take amber pills.
Check chapter 13 for what these people are advocating for “active defense” of intellectual property http://t.co/AN4N5C4RIh (hint: malware)
@Raxphiel I've never reached the "second job" stage of any game, actually...
@mdowd I pay you to audit code, not grammar  (I don't pay you) (But you're still welcome to audit my code anytime)
@mdowd It's called "Victorian subtitling" geez http://t.co/D68NTFLkeA
@EntroX -- @m1sp and I briefly joined, but they were very suspicious of us and wouldn't give us any actual fleet location info XD
In which 0xabad1dea writes a love letter to her space ship. http://t.co/5Xf0wYa8jy
@comex I don't feel like teaming up with random strangers though :)
Also, today my husband said: "wow, you're STILL playing eve?" Apparently this was genuinely unexpected.
I think I need to start a corp in Eve just so people will stop inviting me to theirs... #antisocial
@JackLScanlan here’s your cookie for reminding me I don’t know everything
@WhiteMageSlave zomg did you know that Resetti says something specific in Brawl if the camera leaves him behind
Smash Art: I summon the dark fury of the Reset Button http://t.co/gBUwDA3QN9
@Mr_Reed_ probably was back in Virginia. But yes 25 is exactly right :)
@Mr_Reed_ I like that you assume this was the year it came out — for all you know I could be sixteen :p
True story: when I was 14 my grandmother said I wasn’t allowed to play Morrowind because it looked too scary. So I raised the gamma.
But graaaaandmaaaa video games are SUPER educational. I can sing the whole Brawl theme in Latin
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A sad chiptune https://t.co/oxaGvZMhLd "Not another hymn!" - @inversephase in about thirty seconds
@raudelmil No, it disappears *when you click Not Spam*.
@AIRmusictech your website is confusing and you should feel bad. It should say VERY CLEARLY, UP FRONT I can't just buy Ignite.
@infosecjerk @puellavulnerata they can’t implement in a bad context what they don’t know.
@PresidentHoodie peanut butter pop tarts?!? Oh gods want why doesn’t my store have them
Anyone know @jonmatonis ? His account has clearly been hacked and it’s just sitting there…
@MrToph well it’s not wrong.
@kvegh syncing flags is hard!
@pchengi and is *no longer on the screen I was just using to read it*
Eve warps your sense of scale really fast. “These maniacs have TWO space stations orbiting the SAME moon! How can they live so crowded”
@friestog so what?!?! It's fundamentally broken UI. It doesn't just violate Principle of Least Surprise, it throws it on the ground & spits
I should emphasize: *disappears*. It completely vanishes from my sight. It's gone. Poof. No more wordsies for me to readsies
@friestog it DISAPPEARS. I was STILL READING IT.
Dear gmail:  1) view legit mail in spam folder 2) instinctively click "not spam" 3) it disappears and remains "read" DO YOU SEE THE PROBLEM?
@puellavulnerata they were really popular in the 90s for blinging denim jackets :p
@vathpela you're actually close enough to my house to have done it so are you joking or
@puellavulnerata a bedazzler is a glue gun for children for sticking rhinestones on things.
Should I even ask how the beer box in my living room got bedazzled?
Someone made a smiley face out of sale stickers on the shopping cart return sign. I like this human.
Eve Online: I destroyed a shield generator! It dropped some loot! It dropped ... ... ... ... ... ... ... dairy products.
@Ruzvay @Kufat still counts ;)
@Ruzvay @Kufat a bad password is a bad password is a bad password no matter what technology it is implemented with
Ten points for style, minus three for spelling, anonymous hacker. http://t.co/XS5Tr12Wb3 via @Kufat
@m1sp I see you there. Stop being so afk on teh chats!
@savagejen it takes anywhere from weeks to years. I’m pretty sure the letters are normal to ward off being pestered about it
Sleep in late, receive dream vision of new static analysis algorithm. Good deal.
@rantyben in my opinion, only specific threats against specific people count as “not free speech”; that image not specific enough.
@kikitheman it helped me a lot in the Angry Newly Unconverted Phase.
@thegrugq @snare what did you do to make youtube prompt about opening in an external application
@thegrugq @snare #jokeexplainerexplainer
It's two in the morning and my biggest problem in life is: but who wrote the anonymous IOCCC entry of 1984?
@wimremes sigh
@wimremes wut, what did they confiscate ?
I wonder who at @StateDept got stuck tweeting after midnight on a Saturday night ;)
@snare your question answers itself
@m1sp o.o
@YourMomBot you have no idea
@sanguis3k for me that would be a fail :p
@Ionustron ... so I think the secret of my style is a stalwart refusal to actually study the "correct" way to do it ;)
@Ionustron I have no idea what I'm doing, I just am make square go wooOOOooOOOooo :p
@Ionustron well I already finished it --> https://t.co/AFbYL4C5XR <-- it's just another little RPG loop :)
@Xaosopher sure but is it legaerrrr ethical?
@Kosta_Kosta_ yup. Though safe to assume it refers to my husband lacking further context :p
I need to get some sort of decibel-based shock collar for Dear Husband and Delightful Housemate.
@tpw_rules played with it once, didn't like it... I actually prefer a few simple generators I have good control over...
@demize95 well you can never 100% avoid morons but you can come reasonably close :p
@demize95 basically, the "advice animal" parts attract the most morons. And there are actual MRA boards, of course, it's a free country.
@demize95 oh they're there. It's entirely a question of which subreddit you're on. They're distinct mini-universes.
I call this a "one laptop battery chiptune" because that's how long I spent on it. https://t.co/AFbYL4C5XR
@sakjur oh and the backpain.  Oh and being accused of dressing improperly, wearing a normal t-shirt.
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@sakjur It's like being really fat but only in one spot. Fitting nightmare.
@sakjur Indeed.  If I go to the store, most of the dresses etc simply won't fit me.
@apiary I'm writing music!
On that note, I am probably the only reddit user who subscribes to this subset... http://t.co/c0jpzyflkc
@chead ..... :(
Never date someone until you see what subreddits they subscribe to.
@lindgrenM we've had zero problems and everything is great :)
Chiptune problems: halp my square waves are canceling each other out
Once again, half the company is here playing Drunk Quest, and I'm playing Avoid Drunks So I Can Write Music Quest #antisocial
Frustration that this Saturday is slipping by because it's rainy and I'm low-energy. Suddenly recall that I apparently have the Monday off.
Whoever wrote all the wikipedia entries on the different musical keys seems to think that music only happened in the 19th century.
@akopa well in my opinion their priorities don't make sense so no :p
@wgl8 and yes, at one point, a few years ago, in America, my electricity was going out a few times a week.
@wgl8 my access to water, electricity, internet, and health care went up when I ditched Ruralia. And so did my extra money.
@ameaijou the number of times I will need to *offhandedly* know the size of a criminally dangerous cipher is likely zero :p
@ameaijou it’s a certification that one holds a general USEFUL knowledge of IT security that can be put to use in general practice;
@ameaijou @veorq and is frequently accused of being… behind the times. Like so.
@ameaijou @veorq CISSP is a certification to do a job, not a four-year degree in theory.
@oh_rodr @thegrugq fortunately they let you count the nodes and don’t make you guess if that’s 500 meters away or 200…
I just wrote this very long rant on generational spending differences and tumblr failed to post it. Probably for the best.
@thegrugq I actually don’t have a license. Because I have poor depth perception.
@benwmaddox I like computers.
@me_irl I think I just searched Bluetooth keyboard mouse on amazon
@8bitstatic I have no opinion, actually…
@ezchili you northerners and your summer “evening”…
@angelXwind why would I want to make my most secure computer not very secure anymore? :)
@angelXwind nope. Never.
@Xaosopher rural is the worst
@jjarmoc fair
@8bitstatic in my case I had to run an efi recovery utility after Mint installed to put windows back on the boot list
@8bitstatic that laptop dual boots. If you get one with EFI instead of BIOS, do some googling to make sure your distro will dual correctly
Of course, I had to move to make the idea of not having a car viable. Don’t be both rural and a lover of technology.
@8bitstatic anyway I play Guild Wars 2 on low settings on my $300 laptop and it’s okay
@8bitstatic Skyrim is one of those games that’s a five-year benchmark :)
(Yes, I understand that if no one bought new cars, there wouldn’t be any used cars :p )
@angelXwind the VPN is completely separate from the wifi, it aggressively shuts down more than the wifi does.m
@8bitstatic for $500 you can get a laptop that will play most games, but not Skyrim and other very intensive ones
@Kufat the bus, remember? Because we escaped rural hell.
@8bitstatic iPad, laptop, more laptop, more iPad, etc.
(We have a car now, and it’s used. Why do people even buy new cars?)
Older folk called me a “big spender” for buying a $500 computer twice a year, while their car payment was $500 a month and mine zero.
Quote from this article of several months ago, on the mystery of why people like me put off a car as long as possible http://t.co/JpyAq7XQbQ
“I don’t believe that young buyers don’t care about owning a car. We just think nobody truly understands them yet.” — only a marketer…
The true risk of Google Glass http://t.co/TLnOG5aIcq
Larry Page: “your dang privacy is getting in the way of my goals!” Eric Schmidt: “Fight for your privacy!” http://t.co/d6oQ4vwCFj
@myfreeweb I promise I would not be expressing confusion if I had just updated my iOS.
Two people suggested “ghost of Steve Jobs” within ten seconds of each other.
All of the sudden the iPad is keeping the VPN up across device sleeps. What did I do right?
I’m glad I found out DH invited my *manager* over for cards before I went downstairs half-dressed
@m1sp and your very next tweet… lol
@m1sp slice of life comics, which are popular in Japan.
@SarahAnneWillia @WhiteMageSlave agreed, stranger. I had a serious case of zora-kin at the time
@0x60 nope that’s right :)
I'm still working on that Paper Mario/Touhou cover btw. But I have no idea if I am make sound good??? https://t.co/CoHXbzxTRb
oh no I restarted Chrome and for some reason the font size of the URL bar is very. slightly. bigger. #uirage
@comex you can come fly with us :)
@m1sp "The Caldari would rather die than have their plans go to the Gallente!" They hate us for our freedom
@xa329 newest and it's a kindle edition, chapter one first volume, immediately before the section on unicode
Does health insurance cover Gamer's Elbow?
@PiersonBro I think the game is using the premise that everyone has essentially unlimited CPU, so there's no uncrackable crypto.
@PiersonBro well presumably computers aren't going to get twice as fast every 18 months for the next *several thousand years*
@PiersonBro don't know; cryptography has accomplished what was assumed impossible a few times already in the past century.
My favorite thing about Eve Online is that they have instantaneous interstellar communications but never solved the key distribution problem
@spacerog Adobe is Not As Bad As They Used To Be and Verizon screws up our billing Only Occasionally.
@H0lyPuma oh, are they still around?
@comex is so
@comex Google! So lackadaisy and inconsistent
@oh_rodr I see you there
@0x30n is utterly perfect in every way!
Oracle has bad process. Twitter is flaky. Apple is too secretive. Nintendo can't design a system interface. MS is bloated. Who did I miss?
Oh my gods this is too precious a tweet accusing twitter of being flaky was sent to drafts
Sometimes I say something negative about a company and someone who works there favorites it and I'm not sure what to make of that
I like the Windows Internals book's fantasy that most users and *administrators* will never need to edit the registry directly.
Intel rings 1 and 2 are very lonely.
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@Kurausukun things that should take a minute like adding a new wifi end up taking fifteen to twenty >.<
@Kurausukun once I've spent seventeen years navigating endless menus that take forever to load and get to the ACTUAL GAME, it's fine!
@lukas2511 but the file does exist, and it does have a colon in its name.
SCORE!!! Free skillpoints in eve for downtime while I wasn't playing!
@m1sp ring ring ring ring ring ring ring melissa phone
So Windows has a "taskbar" and "task manager" but nowhere else are they called tasks ... Not quite #uirage but a bit odd.
@thegrugq it's one of those things you need to get in touch with your feminine side for
@fwsudia what did I break now? :D
@sakjur yup
Those asking if the Sprite is from my purse: it has been on my desk as long as the snowflake design suggests.
@k0ck4 mostly online video games.
Somewhere in the Wii-U is a cute and simple touch-driven operating system who wonders where its life went wrong
@dangoodin001 @vogon @jeremiahg I was under the impression Apple paid for that rather than develop their own at the time.
@jeremiahg @dangoodin001 I think one could reasonably say IE is included in the Windows licensing price
@Kufat *hug*
@Dykam I like the way you think.
@blowdart well they ought. But it turns out I do wear other colors ;)
@spangborn http://t.co/g8nKwpVe6P
@blowdart I’m a large men’s, so, extra large woman’s, which many don’t stock.
@sebasmonia @MeryPopppins un poco.
@blowdart yeah so I'm 5'10" and of stout frame - the drop of Swedish really shows
@blowdart depends on how big the girly t shirts go, as I am probably a lot taller than you think :)
@chc40 we sent them our notes on how the Kuaiyong pirate utility was circumventing drm
@grp @tapbot_paul I have your shirts muahaha
I thought my radios had arrived, I got the box half open before I noticed the return address was 1 Infinite Loop http://t.co/mfsNF7Adlx
@Wxcafe I'm allergic to cola ...
Things found in my purse just now: just the bare necessities http://t.co/1es3FQl2mQ
@tpw_rules lol I see you missed the fun... check my profile's image carousel
@tpw_rules Terrible Netbook, Post Fire Event
@maxtch well I gave up trying to fill it with wax after it caught fire.
!!!!! The USB port STILL WORKS if you push hard enough
@maxtch sure, but it's nice that it has both wifi and ethernet and three USB ports and a keyboard and mouse all at the same time
@maxtch heheh - I was trying to follow the tutorial video for sealing wax - but clearly I don't have that expert touch :)
@innismir @MrToph do you mean A Bad Idea or Toph?
@MrToph forgive the sales department, for they know not what they do
If you create "aux.exe" (one of the forbidden filenames) in cygwin then run it in cmd.exe, the error is that it violates your trust settings
@JZdziarski also, it would be 8 + 3 + no null terminator in a real dos implementation :)
@ColinTheMathmo well, I’m *trying* to break software, it’s just breaking before that software even runs :)
@JZdziarski it’s Cygwin.
@nullwhale true story: my cubemate @fredowsley tried very hard to light my ponies on fire with thermite.
@blowdart it's not my fault over twenty years of development wasn't enough to prepare Windows for me
cmd.exe has no idea what to do with this thing either.
@mof18202 cmd.exe doesn't get it either. But I somehow created this file in the first place
@vogon The filename, directory name, or volume label syntax is incorrect.
So I can't delete it because it doesn't exist, but I can't create it because it already exists. That's... that's deep, Cygwin.
I think I broke Windows http://t.co/A3SzStVk5e (again)
Well I’ve discovered new and exciting ways to break the filename before bit9 even gets a chance to refuse to run it
@p0wnlabs it apparently does, as I get an error in the form of (primary name) (unicode square) (alternate stream name) is not approved
I’m probably the first person to ever complain of this: Cygwin’s bash doesn’t support autocomplete of NTFS alternate stream filenames!
@no_structure yes, but simply running them from in bash generates that bash did a no-no
@dangoodin001 clients like tweetbot support “mute” which omits their timeline tweets but not their mentions of you
Bizarrely, the ‘mv’ command in Cygwin triggers bit9 as me trying to execute the argument, but not ‘cp’
@apiary I can compile anything from source and run it but that’s cheating
Trying to break bit9 for sport. I feel like there must be a way to leverage the fact that Cygwin is approved
@duckinator @m1sp I can’t even dislike them I’m just so puzzled
@nullwhale lol bonus points if they’re bootleg
@spacerog @SEA_Leaks4 @itvlondon in all fairness, twitter two factor doesn’t work with all British carriers.
Babies: why do you throw things ?
A statistically significant portion of my trips to the mall include retrieving something a baby threw when the parent wasn't looking
@NationalistPony just remember… it was the taming of religion and in-group supremacism that gave you the freedom to be openly gay. Bye.
@kcarmical gods yes. No I don’t know why.
Because I’ll be honest “I like nationalism… and Twilight Sparkle” is just a bit outside my notion of great tastes that taste great together
Am I a bad person if I poke conservative bronies like a science experiment to see what they say
@NationalistPony @m1sp but you *do* put the word “nationalist” right in your handle, so you know, individuality, not your thing I guess?
@NationalistPony @m1sp Yeah they like the same things most humans do it turns out including choice concerning family
Honestly I would be in favor of Google getting its own root at this point. It’s probably just IE6 and Friends holding them back…
@NationalistPony @m1sp @tomblackuk oh wow again! Telling his fellow gays what gays prefer. The idea is to have the FREEDOM to marry, silly…
@NationalistPony @m1sp oh wow  I think the entire point of that letter just went whoosh
Google is changing all certificates, including who the root is, on August 1st. Go adjust your hard-coded scripts http://t.co/QuEJ57uOGA
@siuying nope, it began with “My hobby:” and had no at-sign
@hemantmehta for another, that’s an extension of the “but you have nothing to hide, right?” justification of invasive surveillance
@hemantmehta for one thing, it’s basically impossible to not make a mistake, especially if you have a business or organization.
@Tomi_Tapio I found it physically difficult to tap on this photo to expand
@m1sp @profoundlypaige @JackLScanlan http://t.co/sm6XIlnf3v apparently we’re all peas in a basket or however that saying goes
Twitter isn’t letting me tweet with the “you can’t send a message to people who aren’t following you” message
@m1sp @tomblackuk @NationalistPony you don’t need to be gay to make a mockery of institutionalized marriage! My husband and I do every day
@m1sp @tomblackuk @NationalistPony because religion and nationalism have such a good track record of accepting different lifestyles.
@tomblackuk @NationalistPony @m1sp this is incredible. In the most literal sense.
@m1sp @JackLScanlan they can’t be one species. Clefairy is from space!
@mdowd my job description is cheating at the halting problem
@FiloSottile the sealing wax caught fire, yes.
@FiloSottile I did
@thegrugq he was busy playing video games… he realized mid-match what I was doing
@geekable I never received the original tweet…
@areyoutoo -- until I had turned the filing cabinets upside down looking for an answer
@areyoutoo if someone called me and asked when a bridge that just collapsed was last inspected, I wouldn't say "I don't know" --
@JastrzebskiJ hacking power sources? Who gave them THAT idea?
@puellavulnerata @dani0xE … the sad thing is I can totally see the DHS afraid that terr’rists might use video games.
Unfortunately the news link broke. But the Department of Transportation “doesn’t know” when the bridge that collapsed was last inspected.
@DrPizza that’s a funny way to spell google employee…
@akTed_ experiment aborted: laptop is on fire
“The Department of Transportation is not sure when the bridge was last inspected.” http://t.co/Ayk8qvDXA9—208760201.html
@_wirepair one does not simply optimize X
So I have a pirate skull stamp and some fresh soot http://t.co/CKcqA9IJXm
@Zavie testing if one can "disable" it with wax and remove the wax and it will still work
@rob_rix (really though I got it off Ali Express, search netbook and sort by price)
@rob_rix a) China b) your corner store, and also China
@malbolgia it's sealing wax; it's supposed to melt and drip. Didn't go quite like in the video.
Hello new followers. I'm actually a professional researcher. I swear. Stop looking at me like that. You set ONE pink toy laptop on fire---
So when I called it the ultimate "burner" laptop...
@thegrugq @dakami the ocean, I usually see good sunsets at the ocean.
@Souley Classy.
Let's get an instant replay to see where exactly 0xabad1dea went wrong tonight. http://t.co/EGYRMjdEsc
.@_wirepair @IPvFletch I wasn't sure if the wax would hurt it or not. Which is why I victimized the Terrible Laptop
@dipidoo I did buy actual sealing wax.
. @IPvFletch testing an idea of filling a port with wax to temporarily prohibit it with tamper evidence
And yes, I stopped to take a picture of the USB port on fire before I put it out. http://t.co/5OR7lnlSxg
I lit the candle too well and fire dripped down with the wax and caught the plastic on fire. So, hypothesis remains untested
Hypothesis: it is safe to fill a USB port with hot wax. Result: I can't be trusted with anything ever. http://t.co/cs3YlIHTLm
I lit my USB port on fire
.@kyhwana in that case it's working
Bad news: either I don't know how lighters work, or it's dead.
@nikitab sort of... Google "smart book arch"
Good news: I *found* the lighter. He can't impede science.
Going to go ask my husband for a lighter for Science; bet you $5 he won't let me use one without adult supervision.
@_wirepair @jesster_king that reminds me, I was going to experiment with pouring hot wax into its ethernet port tonight
@essobi @jesster_king I think I misread it. Oh well, what's four dollars.
Correction- LIKE my $50 laptop, but with half the ram- $35 - http://t.co/TdjHGL1g7I - screenshots are fake- via @jesster_king - expires soon
Effectively irrevocable SSL certificates http://t.co/vXxpCFVLxe
@m1sp well with five drones I can now literally instantly destroy the weakest ships
@Kufat maybe you’re transethnic Irish
@ioerror you? Cynical? I can’t see it :)
@Kufat I suspect it’s because you’re tall.
I suspect there’s a strong correlation between not liking Luigi and being the oldest sibling
Bonus smash art: Luigis gonna creep http://t.co/Qt1tx84eyt
Tonight's smash art: slaying the dragon http://t.co/m4rUGPqmTH
# 337714438746558464
@HyShai … if he’s not a pedophile then sure ? Especially okay if he’s not the only adult.
The message sent by “we’ll allow gay teens, but not gay adults” is “we’re hoping we can straighten you out before it’s too late!”
@herodfel I’m afraid this is an untested area subject to case law. Because Nintendo 64 ain’t have system updates.
@nickdepetrillo @dakami because it’s a) duplicating work so everyone loses b) frankly dangerous to not share ?
If I were a kid on a “turn timer” for the Wii-U, 75% of my hour turn would have just been used on that update and my brother would cackle
@nickdepetrillo @dakami and they should be… sharing… that… data…? Why WOULDN’T you
@blowdart that’s the legendary Microsoft efficiency
@blowdart also “another office move” is the most Microsoft tweet ever
@blowdart maybe I have a small frame geez
Wii-U has a serious case of Microsoft Time: “14 seconds remaining … … … <five minutes later> under one minute remaining”
Let’s play Wii-U: Do you want to firmware update? <yes> Close current software? <yes> Do you want to firmware update? <yes>
@jdiezlopez … I can’t even tell if you’re trolling :p
@SheriefAlaa_ see @NedGilmore : “it’s not Always On! Except your games won’t work anyway, so…”
I look forward to a datacenter outage causing my game to go literally dark because the light physics were being calculated server side
Why put a stronger video card on the Xbone when you can just back it with a thirty thousand node computing cloud? http://t.co/Zoyi7UC7y5
@oh_rodr oh, I’m not disputing their utility; I owned their manuals when I was younger.
@nickdepetrillo @dakami that’s the sort of thing that it shouldn’t matter what “country” you’re in.
And yes, Boy Scouts have been expelled for being atheists before. To my understanding, it’s not universally enforced.
@oh_rodr @JimJam1394 anyway google “boy scouts expel atheist” for a bunch of individual examples
@oh_rodr @JimJam1394 … yes.
Boy Scouts of America: “Okay. You can be gay. If you’re a minor. And you had better be a GODLY gay.”
@dakami @sneakin I buy spaceship insurance… in Eve Online…
@kivikakk @m1sp and, it feels so much softer than ice, it’s hard to explain.
@kivikakk @m1sp I consider this genuinely unfortunate! There’s nothing quite so entrancing as falling snow
@dakami http://t.co/dH6infxZCF insight into our minds…
@Kufat I’m just going by https://t.co/ZWUSl52wFC
@dakami here’s a super quick approximation of what I see http://t.co/p5MFnJCCUI
@dakami IDK; I think the sun looks bigger at sunset but I haven’t seen many unobstructed sunsets in my life
@dakami I see it. My dad sees it so strongly he swears it cannot be in his brain but in optics no matter what scientists say :p
Little things that drive me nuts: fake equalizers in music players that mean “it’s playing” but they have no relation to the sound #uirage
@dakami the leading theory is that the illusion is due to the mind modeling the sky as a shallow bowl
@grayj_ @miuaf this thread was originally sparked by a job posting. It’s one of those faddish words startups use
@grayj_ @miuaf few people sit there and say “I’m going to use gendered terms today, because BOY am I sexist!”
@grayj_ @miuaf but that’s precisely the point. People don’t THINK about it because it’s never been pointed out what they’re doing.
@grayj_ @miuaf as a craftswoman: thanks for not wasting any effort on my trivial concerns.
@dakami most people perceive the moon to be dramatically larger on the horizon than at its zenith; you don’t ?
@Schabse no, that’s definitely an abuse of their terms :p
We blow up people in other countries because they pose an imminent threat, being only thousands of miles away and sipping tea at the time !
@0x17h anything and everything. It's always there, especially when you're in an office with hundreds of machines...
@0x17h I'm not transmitting anything?
@DrPizza it's a scientific image of highly non-compressible data. YouTube would just make it blurry
@zeroday that maximum size is actually quite low, like, 15mb I think
Apparently if you have enough viewers on Google Drive, you'll eventually get an "anonymous nyan cat"
@DrPizza in my opinion it's not very interesting when small and blurry.
Here, you can download it, but apparently not view inline https://t.co/aTTySZFwbP let's see if y'all break my Google Drive too
@grp it's like eight colors to begin with
@grp too blurry
@Schabse well that was fast
@landley yup.
Huge (112MB) gif of the cheap netbook booting and blasting an FM music station at ~100.5mhz off the air https://t.co/wpJrCWwpgU
I just made the most amazing gif of the netbook's boot sequence in EM. Unfortunately it's 112MB and even @imgur gold won't take that
I have been informed that children these days refer to life "back in the nineteens"
@VolumetricSteve heheh I love it, but only because I don't actually have to use it for anything ;)
@bobpoekert ... that stretches the definition of 'netbook' :p
@mof18202 all the tutorials say to copy a restore image to an SD card and boot from that to fix Windows
@VolumetricSteve you now know as much as I do: http://t.co/cgIyc56bbi
@mof18202 it has flash; I suspect it's literally an SD card glued down.
@VeronicaDire there's no interface to even change those to begin with as far as I can tell
Just noticed the Terrible Netbook has a reset pinhole on the bottom. What does it reset exactly?
Just had to refresh Twitter for Windows 8's Connect tab twenty-seven times for one day's worth. PLEASE test your UI with real accounts!
@locks @glyph @roguelynn “They have a bug in their code. Do you know how to contact them?” <— conjugated exactly as plural they
@grsecurity hey, my ex found vulns in X!
Change his wallpaper to a koala, change his wallpaper to a koala, change his wallpaper to a koala early in the mornin’
What shall we do with an unlocked desktop, what shall we do with an unlocked desktop, what shall we do with an unlocked desktop early in— 🎶
@eqe already have some in Sweden, it’s working out well
@bertjwregeer nope. There exist computers with different banks of ram that are fundamentally different. Went out of fashion though
Realize that implementing the system of a European country will be roughly 50x as difficult. America is consistency Hard Mode.
I think the American public school system as we know it is absolutely horrible. The problem is what can we do that isn’t even more classist
@DrPizza and normally that’s fine, not everything is international news. But it adds a counter-perspective to shocking international news.
@DrPizza well, from an *international* perspective, we didn’t hear of it right after it happened.
@Packetknife well, the free sample cuts off before he explains what to replace them with that won’t further disenfranchise the poor
It’s that time of year where my arms are pockmarked by dozens of tiny bug bites that don’t hurt but I can see the scabs
@m1sp wrapping in braces isn’t particularly hard :)
@b3ll @comex an astonishing portion of electronics on sale in China rip Apple icons directly :(
@m1sp “break can be used with any labeled statement” sounds like you can implement goto if you really want to
Wait. JavaScript has labels. But not goto. But you can break or continue to a label. Which is goto. What
@H0lyPuma get on Ali Express and sort by price :)
@DrPizza really I love it, it is perfect SSH device
I can’t get another $50 Netbook because I’d have to pay shipping too!
So the question is: what should I spend my anonymous $50 debit card on?
@philpraxis @thegrugq I see a bow and arrow, but other than that I can’t make it out
@ra6bit I didn’t learn this from eve because storage in space stations is inexplicably free and unlimited
@ra6bit things I didn’t learn from eve: also consider the costs of storing them safely for 20 years vs. what else you could do
@ra6bit except each one’s existence would drive down the price a little more! I learned this from eve.
@Packetknife well that’s a tragedy. But I try not to source my tragedies from sites with marquee gif banners…
@BomuBoi oh my gods you just filled me with so much retro programmer rage
(Yes I realize there are $60 games on Steam, of which I paid $60 for exactly one, Skyrim.)
@dakami wish I had as much money as such a “toy problem” generates :p
Everyone. Here is the difference between Xbone account lock-in and Steam account lock-in: fifty five dollars. Sometimes fifty-nine.
@dmca @kivikakk but there is some bogus kivikakk: @kivikakk_ebooks
Whoa they gave me a $50 prepaid card for a blog post. Everyone who said blogging isn’t a viable career is wrong !
@m1sp and @WhiteMageSlave and I did the same with snowball items in an mmo XD
@m1sp it’s from a Calvin and Hobbes comic where he stores snowballs in the freezer so he can save them for when least expected
@m1sp where’s my cookie for being hemisphere-inclusive
@m1sp should keep stockpiling them so they're like snowballs in July :p wait, down under, like snowballs in January...?
@L0sPengu1n0s nexus 7
@LowestCommonDen several, but in this case, my job’s corporate blog
@securitygen @McSkeets it is, but the actual tools are only available internally, without them I just bust out the disassembler :p
@ScaleItRon it makes sense when you have more than one kind of memory
@bertjwregeer different banks of ram.
@dakami … i*
@pat_wilson @DrPizza @travisgoodspeed as implementations of C :)
@pat_wilson @DrPizza well @travisgoodspeed is dropping the chip models so you can dispute it with him ;)
@pat_wilson yes, but that is not what I asked ;)
Okay are there any real world implementations of C where pointers to different types are different sizes
@Netbus yeah, it’s less black
Thank you Android, I get the idea http://t.co/abe8nSAWdH
@m1sp I feel far too much like I actually accomplished something for having my “Gallente special forces” certificate
@The1TrueSean just keep in mind your Bandwidth Privilege.
@bobpoekert … so that’s what that little critter is from…
@bobpoekert I think that was for the best…
@The1TrueSean Dude. I was on dialup until I left for college in 2006.
Long review (with bar charts!) of asm.js http://t.co/hPPMRFatry
And of course my iPad is worth, like, over three hundred vaxen.
I like how the Dhrystone benchmark returns results in units of vaxen
@ch1gg1ns to me it’s just a tacky heavy-handed sci fi with rubber suits about young ladies getting themselves killed for some immortal guy
@nrr those dirty homophones, always sounding the same
@ch1gg1ns hate it. So better I exclude it.
@sergeybratus I try not to let Rikki Tikki Tavi inform my international policy too much
.@Twirrim “Being a woman. Being a man. Middle class. Poverty.”
@TechJournalist absolutely not, tis a silly show
Actually my entire conception of British culture is the superset containing Charles Dickens and Harry Potter
@Twirrim it was The Sun I was just looking at
I always assumed the journalism style in Harry Potter was deliberately absurd, but you know, real British newspapers do sound like that…
I just went from over three thousand unread mails in my gmail to under two hundred in a few minutes. Because it turns out only bots email me
@CyberiAccela that's pretty much what just happened I think
Apparently I won some sort of award at work because you people click my blogs so uh thanks
@dakami I suspect it actually would, since the example they gave was "you there in the blue sweatshirt"
@C0deH4cker @H2CO3_iOS you are a bad person
That's one oooold svn repo. https://t.co/drrQhgC6g9
# 337356244278976515
@zygen but aren't I logging in directly through twitter itself when I log in through the mobile web interface?
In fact I'm nominated the completely undocumented "snlflg" as the most C-ish variable of all time
@DrPizza I am interested in make browser go more fast, don't worry :p
I shouldn't be surprised that the source of the first self-hosting C compiler is so... cryptic. https://t.co/3tVv8L3Z9H
.@nemof @jordan_newfield plot twist: next sign just out of view: “If we were not so well-educated, we’d write like this:”
@mof18202 also, logout on the mobile website is inexplicably hidden on your profile page
@mof18202 this doesn’t describe the workflow I had at all…
@rhcp011235 it’s been completely unplugged for most of that.
Mildly disconcerted that my Mobile Twitter login cookie is still valid on the Wii-U after… months
@DrPizza ooh, gimme a hint
Also I can’t get a Sunspider score for the Wii-U because several of the tests fail entirely
The Wii-U browser just said to me “hi there, haven’t seen you in a while.” Passive-aggressive electronics: EXACTLY what my life was missing
@tojarrett @MarkKriegsman 🏆
@Hyder_Khan actually my nickname in school was Misty…
@Hyder_Khan haha wat
@WhiteMageSlave the computer gave me Hat Jigglypuff, apparently my subconscious assumes it’s you
@0xcharlie I just award myself pwnies whenever I’m down, don’t you ?
@WeldPond of course it was…
@nullset2 assuming it can export jpeg to real services and not just proprietary format to Nintendo Magical Portal To Nowhere
Conga Line of Pain (I main Zelda, can you tell?) http://t.co/pDTq0lZVS5
@optshiftk @VTPG that's my middle name, don't wear it out 😜
See photographic avatar. “He looks like he’d work at Apple.” View profile. Yup, he works at Apple. #acertaintype
Smash Bros gives me THREE Snakes as opponents? That’s random like stop and frisk is random
@Ask_WellsFargo I realize this is a generic response but really the text on that page is in general quite poor
“According to Nintendo, it’s the Year of Luigi.” “Wow, glad that’s not MY zodiac year.”
Oh wow you guys! @WellsFargo uses a firewall *so advanced*, only browsers that know the HTTPS protocol can pass! https://t.co/ef0HHszERN
@wookiee “tarnation”
@wookiee dagnabbit don’t laugh at me boy
@Dykam my bank has a fourteen character password limit and no support for other security features
@Dykam right. Because you’re European. We don’t do that in America. My husband can’t even check his balance online.
@0xcharlie this is what we’ll put on the projector while awarding you your next pwnie
@Dykam oh, you Europeans and your “modern banking”
Adding my Twitter to the list of accounts that are more secure than my bank
@zooko @hypatiadotca your mom’s a genetic fallacy, therefore so are you !
@glyph @CISOinaBox @xkeepah amen, sibling
@arw Satan’s own corner case
@elad3 Twitter over SMS really doesn’t work in (I’m guessing) Israel? I thought it worked everywhere but, like, small island nations
@elad3 SMS and it works wherever Twitter over SMS already works
The verification codes aren’t very long, and digits only
It works! Also a maintenance worker just walked onto my patio and plucked a weed! I liked that weed! Also you scared me half to death dude
Whoops got it. If I suddenly stop tweeting, the 0xabad1dea Effect struck again.
@notch you sell out hater! Sater. Satyr?
@mof18202 it should work across the board (otherwise there’d be literally no point)
Apparently the news went out mid-rollout.
@harper for a whole five minutes now, try and keep up
I can’t actually find two factor on my account settings…
@mof18202 yeah I can’t find it either
@mof18202 have a confirmed email and phone number ?
@8bitstatic yes
Calling all media organizations who employ people who click things in email: You. Twitter. Two Factor. Now.
@kaepora you’ve probably been asked a billion times but is there an iOS bluenote in the future
@ElderScrolls Dovacat, Savior of Elsweyr
@MarkKriegsman 👏
@CISOinaBox @xkeepah because you consider “woman” a trait but not “man” ;)
A common misconception is that bools are always packed bits. They CAN be, but that’s not as efficient as you might be thinking.
@CISOinaBox @xkeepah but generic programmers are women. Everyone knows that.
@CISOinaBox @xkeepah he? ;)
@CISOinaBox @xkeepah how much is unambiguous developer intent worth to you?
@CISOinaBox @xkeepah except, generally, bools aren’t actually bit packed :)
@xkeepah dear gods what’s a three
@SteveSyfuhs or possibly 16 or 64
“IMO bool is an overhyped type, just use int” Ahh, I see we have a fan of truthiness in the house tonight
@MrToph several. http://t.co/HYMqOGudTF
@donicer @KimZetter #strawman I don’t see anyone denying scada is terribly insecure. Of course hackers “could” do a lot of things.
@JohnK___ this… is the pointer book.
This coder is using the variable “pi” to mean “pointer to integer” and I’m really confused because it’s not a float
When you accidentally reply all, should you immediately follow up with an apology or silently abide in your shame?
@Kym_Possible I did wonder, actually.
@rhcp011235 @KimZetter “They didn’t try to break in, they just knocked on the door.”
@innismir @sergeybratus @OrinKerr there’s a point at which you’re not a victim and just grossly negligent.
@rhcp011235 @KimZetter no, I think journalists have a responsibility to explain.
@zooko @hypatiadotca and yes, tap water with fluoride makes me feel ill if I drink more than a sip or two, but I still support it
@zooko @hypatiadotca anecdote:   I’m allergic to fluoride. I use old-fashioned toothpaste. My teeth are a dentist’s nightmare.
@DrPizza the menu foretold by prophecy !
@Taiki__San http://t.co/O2OLuOighZ :)
@therulerofchina @JoelEsler why? The point is to look up the hash, not to be resistant to brute forcing :p
@kebesays nope. It’s a \ which is a valid token in a comment if it’s the last character.
@Taiki__San no; we’re not considering aggressive optimizations here :)
For @kaepora who seems to think I am too pink and cuddly to be evil ;) http://t.co/D17xbH8xsO
@cdf123x no, the slash is what makes it a single byte zero; the escape does not go into the literal string.
@00_ach that's not "actually". The whole point is that it's in the spec but actual behavior is compiler-dependent.
Who's on xbox first? http://t.co/0MiPfAuahr
"<@kufat> oh wow, you are an evil creature" <-- Every morning I wake up and think "how can I be more evil today"
@asadr yes, it does. But the point is that's entirely compiler-dependent and gcc technically has part of the spec turned off!
@Balgan no flags. Actually just compile it with no flags on gcc and it will straight up tell you :)
@HyShai 15 printable characters + 1 null terminator == 16, but that doesn't matter.
Hello, fellow C programmers. Spot the bug. https://t.co/M4MiShpNtr #trollgramming
gcc, stop mitigating my deliberately vulnerable code!!!
If following @StateDept has taught me anything, it’s that Kerry is way taller than every official he meets and it looks awkward
@SimonZerafa @jdiezlopez to stick it to the man, allegedly
.@jdiezlopez I’m sure the police could have done a better job so it’s “their fault” to some extent, but anons are forgetting their mission
@jdiezlopez it’s not *terribly* surprising sensitive emails from  the public could be found on an email server, really…
“We’re mad at the police, so let’s jeopardize the lives of thousands of whistle-blowers” GOOD JOB, ANONS OF SOUTH AFRICA
@mikko I’m a fan of how they risked every operation on none of the others being discovered with lazy cert reuse :p
@MarkKriegsman @JastrzebskiJ I didn’t know you were moving, where to?
Analysis of nginx bug: signed integers get someone owned again http://t.co/K0XfiLilZ5
@xa329 of course it is. But you don’t need the keyword. Because it’s auto.
@washiiko … I have the dakimakura tag bookmarked
@antifuchs trigraphs also exist, I just prefer digraphs visually
.@antifuchs I once turned in a C++ homework assignment using digraphs. Troll level: how does this parse
@mike_acton Access granted, engage
@partytimeHXLNT err, this is a parody, right? >_>
@mike_acton @comex good recovery ;)
@mike_acton @comex err, isn’t that the register keyword ?
@Sidhpurwala it’s only been half an hour! I don’t know yet ;)
@comex we don’t acknowledge weird GNU extensions in Fort Bad Idea
@comex nope
@zygen \o/
@zygen just had a bunch of mentions from the past 15 minutes show up as a burst; did you unkink the hose :p
Is there anything with an existence so sad and pointless as the “auto” keyword in C?
I actually bought the book. Will let you know how I find it, for your reference. I stole that joke http://t.co/jpwIBwLsiS
@zygen API client is not loading things… I’m going to cry
@Schabse wasn’t linked. Source was paper author on reddit
Aw yeah my order of ebooks qualifies for free shipping! Wait.
Allegedly the Indian APT asked for help on Stack Overflow. With sample code that contained URLs of their real C&C. Thumbs up 👍
Gentle suggestion, @OReillyMedia : if I “successfully reset my password”, please reset my login attempt count too so I can actually log in
@LJonhny this being…
I wonder if I can pick up any pointers from this 200+ page book on nothing but pointers http://t.co/teRRLv0bwq
@comex @m1sp @pinkiepieebooks … #subtle
WKCPRG <-- 50% off ebooks on C at O'Reilly
@_larry0 that actually works?
@m1sp lol  Wat
@benadida @marshray it’s a redirect now. There is actually an underlying security reason you can ask @homakov about…
@puellavulnerata taste the rainbow
@DarthNull @marshray @ralphholz when I was 6, my father set the Windows error ding to the entire themesong of his favorite cartoon.
@marshray @ErrataRob @drbearsec @DrPizza I’m pretty sure when you’re ordering RAM by the thousand you’re not getting express air shipping.
@m1sp I think @comex wants to be ebooked
@comex I don’t maintain them! The source is on @m1sp’s github
@comex there are many. @m1sp_ebooks @kivikakk_ebooks @etcetera_ebooks etc.
@comex @abby_ebooks I think it might have bugged, because its brother account did this tonight too
@m1sp the ebooks are posting whole tweets verbatim…
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@ErrataRob @drbearsec @DrPizza found someone in Shenzhen who will sell me 8GB DDR3 for $9 to $13 each. Allegedly passes QC :p
Apparently I’ve made more animated GIFs than the inventor thereof has, so I feel emotionally justified in saying his opinion is wrong.
@kivikakk … lol
I’m not sure why suddenly we’re all arguing about GIF again but I’m game
@kivikakk at least they don’t do it in high contrast mode
@lifehacker all it’s ever managed to do is confuse me and obfuscate things
Tornado victims reunited on camera after all hope lost http://t.co/HxbZJa97cn
I think I’m over my First World Problems limit for the day. Or week. But really the next iPad better have 2GB+ of RAM
@attritionorg @cji well you’re on there twice so
@USSJoin and that has an actual firmware setting so they can’t just slide it up
@USSJoin I donno, I play with it off and it’s clearly labeled on the box to turn off the 3D for particularly young children
@thegrugq @USSJoin I do realize I have Adult Privilege here, but Nintendo 3DS is the best option for the “please mom please” crowd :)
@cji @attritionorg it’s my Wall of Respect
@jb33z according to my brother’s track record, an Xbox 360 lasts anywhere from two weeks to just under a year :)
@thegrugq @botnet_hunter 8GB; fair but that’s not on the five-year plan
@botnet_hunter @thegrugq they say keep costs down; I say I’m totally okay with a few extra dollars to double or more the ram.
@botnet_hunter @thegrugq yeah but I’m in a nerd war over he much ram is in the Xbox Dumb :p
@thegrugq “it’s not free therefore it costs too much” :p
@ioerror @carlbildt not when actual justice is being dealt fairly, at least
@ioerror @carlbildt funny. You can’t “know” what will happen with an accusation that hasn’t even gone to trial yet.
And suddenly thunder :D
@nelhage the biggest game I’ve ever installed was 18GB uncompressed; that’s Guild Wars 2 and it’s HUGE and highly detailed
.@matt_merkle or $500/$600 or whatever the difference would be between “enough ram, enough HDD” and “wow definitely enough”
I guess it just comes down to I’d rather pay (hypothetical) $500 for a GREAT console than $400 for a decent one. But I’m not 12 either.
@ioerror … sigh
@ErrataRob @DrPizza I’ll keep that myth in mind next time I’m saving money buying in bulk
@washiiko 16GB would be enough for most games I am pretty sure.
@hackedy not sure if trolling or literal
@ErrataRob @DrPizza (I’m assuming bulk rates; I can’t quite get a single stick of 8GB ram delivered for $20 yet)
@ErrataRob @DrPizza I don’t think their target market is gonna say “look if it was $410 maybe but $430? Deal’s off”
@itsdapoleece assuming an intelligent paging mechanism, it doesn’t have to be all loaded for the game to start, can keep going in bg
@torvos @tapbot_paul I don’t think very many games even come remotely close to the hypothetical size limit
@tapbot_paul well I didn’t watch the announcement but apparently it’s coming with half a terabyte standard? I think that’s reasonable
@niallgdonaghy nope
@tenfootfangs I reckon. Who would spend the time to pick up a $3 game used?
You all have some very strong opinions on RAM
@itsdapoleece no different from now
@CastIrony they CAN, but the biggest games I own are 18GB on disc; throw in some room for growth
@DrPizza I doubt RAM is the make or break cost factor
@vogon I have, get on my level
A pricey “next gen console” should have enough RAM to just load the whole game image as it boots and eliminate loading screens in-game
@Wxcafe @washiiko you know what they DO do? Stall every time you cross a zone boundary to load more data
@wireghoul @eevee @Rdio note that they’d have to be *inconsistently* stripping to cause this problem…
Why do I feel like I’m being trolled https://t.co/PLIW4OZL08
@scanlime @qDot is this… reproducible?
@rgov you know about opting out right bro
@xa329 those last two are indisputably out of the question :)
@elad3 none, none, and not practical
@elad3 nope, first thing I checked
@stylewar most likely, as they say something specific to the situation like "you there in the blue sweatshirt"
Fascinating: the netbook doesn't start blasting EM like no tomorrow *until Windows CE is finished booting*
just heard a radio ad for a security service who will get on loudspeakers when they see someone on your camera and yell at them to go away
@demize95 hah my disguise is working
@_larry0 it appears to have NO shielding whatsoever; I've been scrolling through hundreds of megahertz of noise it generates
@_larry0 I am however profiling what the Terrible Netbook emits, and the answer is "yes"
@_larry0 in theory I could boot an outdated Arch and maybe get it working
@_larry0 no, the USB you see is a keyboard. The drivers would need to be ported to WinCE
Antenna stealth 101. They'll never know http://t.co/e16kWyIRJH
Score!!! ... Whose computer is this even http://t.co/26WHWjR5Cc
In fact I have no idea why or how this PS/2 keyboard is in my cube
I have this PS/2 keyboard I want to test for EM, but I can't find anything to plug it into
Adobe has released a decent freemium photo crop-filter-post app for Windows 8. Inexplicably, it's called Photoshop.
I super love it when OSX tells me to "back up my data to external storage" before installing an update.
@grp I wouldn’t call bliss’s work exactly trivial…
@grp “for every person who takes the time to complain, there are a thousand more who are thinking it”
@marshray @bobpoekert it’s 2013, they can put it on their website
@DrPizza IMO refusing to share code freely should be an automatic un-academicing.
.@bobpoekert I genuinely cannot fathom why CS journals DON’T require source for anything that claims to have implemented anything
@miuaf also someone once told me that character strings are implemented as linked lists of integers and my face was like 😱
@miuaf so that’s what Haskell is tainted by to me :p
@miuaf according to my sample size of one, Haskell programmers are dysfunctional stalkers who are clearly thinking about raping me
I don’t think professional programmers are “anti-academic” as much as they are “anti-implementing-is-not-my-problem”
@miuaf @raichoo @darinmorrison that last one was openly hostile to teaching any OS/language used anywhere in the modern world
@miuaf @raichoo @darinmorrison my CS professors were: young and practical; old, theoretical, and wise; or old and living in 1982 fantasy
@41414141 I’m pretty sure there are polished VM-detection routines that can be cut and pasted
@vogon personally I’m baffled at anyone giving Sony any benefit of any doubt, I haven’t been impressed with them in a decade
@miuaf @raichoo @darinmorrison that or academics have a PR problem: I’m inclined towards the latter.
@jlwfnord you sound... bitter
1) web interface breaks 2) type up long and elaborate ticket 3) web interface unbreaks just as you finish
@Nash076 @Tomi_Tapio perfect avatar/tweet synergy
@DrPizza @RHY3756547 http://t.co/LU02KPHcYA
@blowdart you’re inside the Reality Distortion Field, sorry :p
@sciencecomic oh no, mushrooms are plants, you see. Because the Bible has “everything that has breath” and “everything that grows”!!!!
Oh, they’re not calling it Xbox Infinity, they’re calling it —  What  HEY MICROSOFT MARKETING THAT IS REALLY DUMB I take check or deposit
@marsroverdriver my current job is doing what my professors said to give up on.
@sciencecomic but I can tell you some other things about my religious science education - ie all living things are plant or animal.
@sciencecomic for the record I did encounter the “glass flows down in windows” thing as a child, but I don’t recall where.
If a user ever says “why is the—” not immediately followed by “oh I see” as soon as they interact with it: #UIRage
Tales of Bad UI: the reaction of 100% of first-time Visual Studio 2012 users: “WHY IS THE MENU YELLING?”
Every now and then I think of how there's a thing in the sky that blinds you and I freak out
@dangoodin001 the only thing you can see in broad daylight :) with a filter of course
Telescope + George http://t.co/9siVqBnq6R
Everyone: I am aware it's mostly in stars and we're not a star :p
Hydrogen: 73% of universe. Helium: 25%. All other elements combined: 2%. And yet we're running out of helium here on earth. We're special
Calling all Veracoders - there is a solar telescope in the front yard right now
@fredowsley @_wirepair D: D: D:
@apiary time to move I think
I’ve been assigned some PHP research, so expect some new entries on my hate blog soon
Signs you’re attending a technical meeting: you’re running late and arrive to an empty room.
And then the new model comes out six weeks later https://t.co/rtLCFHfYwm
@bedit you’ve linked me twice, that’s spam.
The news tonight is full of sadness and I can’t bring myself to comment on it
@eevee I assume they mean you can still connect with pidgin etc.
@MrToph you need to get out of that house more
@whyallthenoise SDR# plus generic radio dongle
Beginning to think that the Terrible Laptop is actually an Amazing Signal Jammer
Who needs FM radio anyway https://t.co/85ygT3jhml
It completely blows FM radio stations out of the water, which no other device I own does. (Only quite close to the device, at least)
@Xecantur well, all electronics are, to greater or lesser extents.
To the point that I doubt it meets American regulations about shielding!
@rjsalts or an HDD!
To the surprise of exactly no-one, the Terrible Netbook is leakier than a punctured kiddie pool in EM
Hey look I found a place to keep my magnetic antenna http://t.co/tZDhck5nry
@eevee yes.
@abby_ebooks ouch
I have to go do other stuff, so here's what I have so far for Paper Mario vs. Touhou https://t.co/CoHXbzxTRb
Who's up for a Paper Mario/Touhou remix jam?!?! Because that is totally what I am making right now
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Geez, what did I do? http://t.co/ZTX8f1jY7c
@miuaf it’s like salt. You need some of it. But too much is just a headache
Dell kills cloud offering you didn’t know you had; is implicitly called not a big vendor. http://t.co/BJBHNvA59H
“I don’t care about anyone else but me,” chorused the emo rockers in harmony together. #reallyrics #realstupidlyrics
@claudijd @spacerog based on my impression of Fry’s gleaned from the internet, we don’t, unless you count Best Buy.
@tpw_rules that’s the jpeg itself. Solid red objects are its worse case
I think someone's excited http://t.co/N4r7cavhGR
@BomuBoi @Bopogamel … I’m scared
@WhiteMageSlave is there anything more that they can do for your foot at this point ?
I want to get home so I can implement what I just read in a paper.
@nelhage @matthew_d_green instead of just  FIXING THEM  aauuuugh
@nelhage @matthew_d_green but with the government “secret 0day” thing, there is no public exploit
@ra6bit hopefully this will be a good object lesson about windows then!
@IndigoShinx fact: everyone had a Pokemon username when they were younger. Mine was…. …. …. Well it involved Vulpix.
@ra6bit D: how old is he?
@matthew_d_green @WeldPond I’m already of the opinion that this government 0day protection scheme is mad, bad, and dangerous to deploy
@matthew_d_green @WeldPond guesswork dipped in unicorn tears
@ra6bit There’s lots of end to end stuff, they seem to more care that they can pull the plug entirely when they feel like it
@dhicynic my terminals are translucent, so basically always
@puellavulnerata or stretch a thumbnail of their grandchildren to grisly proportions
@puellavulnerata nope, still counts. I just care that they don’t leave the default Windows/OSX wallpaper up :p
@puellavulnerata faster time to custom wallpaper == better. Actually wallpaper-sized image == better.
I judge new employees based on how quickly they set a custom wallpaper on their machine. And whether they stretch a too-small photo
Basically every single thing we suggest necessitates code change, review, and test on their end, so they all want to pare it down
Today's agenda: playing the game of "what the customer wants" vs "what is actually good for the customer"
@SurprisingEdge yeah, I noted that too. Pretty sure they're using a definition of "enterprise" that only they do.
Gods why is this page taking so long to lo-- oh it's trac. Seriously what is trac's deal
@stillchip @thegrugq @schrotthaufen this is 100% on Oracle
DH: "I'm going to buy you glitter body wash so I can say I have a holofoil edition wife" #geekromance
"Common law marriage was out when gay marriage was in, to avoid thousands of surprise roommate marriages"
@Xecantur unfortunately pre-html5 software doesn't magically rewrite itself
@swb1192 @antifuchs I'm on 256-color mode on Windows 7 (and I can't read "cleartext", so it'd be disabled anyway)
@Jonimus yes, quite. I'm in 256-color mode over RDP to a powerful computer because it improves the framerate :)
SO MUCH FOR THAT PLAN http://t.co/CwC98WOmog
@Jonimus it's Windows CE; however a third party makes a full office suite for CE http://t.co/hcrlasUoD6
"A new update for Java is available" Oh!!! Thank you for reminding me -- I forgot to uninstall Java!
@blowdart it improves framerate over RDP!!!
@blowdart I am she who uses features Microsoft would like to just let die
@cfloydtweets like "this icon is explicitly for low-color mode, but this next one is a dithered gradient" on the same toolbar
@cfloydtweets if you use Windows 7 in 256-color mode, there is an amusing hodgepodge of "supported" and "not supported" even in the same app
Office ribbon interface in 256 color mode: glorious http://t.co/Dk1gsTeYL5
@tapbot_paul it's a laptop in this case, so there's no separate power button for the monitor :)
@tapbot_paul now you're just stretching it; that's what actual, like, logs and IDS and stuff are for :p
@tapbot_paul except it's not "emulation"; the screen is, in principle, Just Another Rendering Surface.
@tapbot_paul why? If I'm using RDP I'm dollars to donuts *not sitting in front of that computer* so it's just burning electricity
Just gonna mercy-reboot this poor machine before People for the Ethical Treatment of Computers find out
@OtaK_ Actually our main engine which can consume hundreds of gigabytes of ram in production really does run on windows :)
@docsmooth Windows 7
@OtaK_ nope, I guess I ran through all that too.  We do Real Computer Science(tm) here, sir.
@kcarmical out of memory
Apparently I managed to OOM my Windows machine over the weekend. I haven't done that since Windows 2000
I like how logging into a machine over RDP wakes up the monitor on it. As if the entire point wasn't to decouple the two.
@DrPizza yes, I suspect that is precisely their definition. Because all enterprises use IBM mainframes right
By the by, I suspect IBM's claim that 15% of new enterprise app functionality is written in COBOL is using a rather narrow definition
Everyone from the "other" side of the office (ie not research and engineering) is giving me the evil eye for complaining about talking
I can hear three distinct conversations from my cube, it's fine they have a right to communicate but sdasfdagadsfcdx fffff
@ra6bit yes that would be the other one hundred four and a half notches :(
Granted that’s out of like a hundred and six notches
The fact that the verified yahoo account “promises to not screw up” tumblr takes my worries down approx. one and a half notches
@surfnorcal @ioerror have you *met* the @torproject people? If they had to cooperate with the FBI there’d be violence in three hours tops
@marliesanna @0x17h over a seven… what, exactly? Said I about thirty seconds ago. But I think I get it. What.
I’m glad malware authors are making dumb moves like signing two different projects with the same “burner” cert // @ioerror
@m1sp oddly, blood is like, the one thing in biology that doesn’t freak me out
@thegrugq don't worry I saved you one
@new299 I'd like to think I tuned into a radio play, but I doubt it contains minutes straight of "Three hundred three hundred do I hear-"
@HyShai one might think so: "she has fine genetics and is very feminine!" Fortunately there was a lot of bleating
Someone is now commenting that the sad state of America is reflected in the low price these goats (apparently not sheep) are going for
I... I just tuned into a radio broadcast of a sheep auction. A. Sheep. Auction.
I could go to sleep. Or I could read this paper on radio observation of USB and PS/2 keyboards
@TheDaveCA oh gods, that prior one is embarrassing (for them)
@TheDaveCA oh, not professional communication from *my* organization, I just found it on the internet
I get being called a “grammar nazi” when I pick on a reddit comment. I don’t get it when I get called that picking on official communication
@KasumiCR I super like your Pokemon fusion renders :) May I suggest electrode + chansey it’s terrifying
@ShadowTodd your career is gonna go in a tail spin if you don’t recognize the gold in ideas like that
@redtwitdown a computer ! I have many.
@blowdart it has lava... you do the math  (You can play with respawn on or off)
@blowdart well they're funny, and mostly just play minecraft and screw up and get killed on camera :D
@blowdart you have the same accent as the guys on the yogscast. I can't tell any of you apart.
@spy604 http://t.co/GhhaQEg95x
@WeldPond just don't tell me we have to support it now
@jjarmoc I look forward to seeing the recording and being like "oh gods. I look so dumb. Ugh. Why can't I look as cool as I am in my head"
It's sent! *collapses*
@Xaosopher @caeliat so I guess there are businesses out there that sell USB radio dongles and baby blankets
@Xaosopher @caeliat ali express doesn't collect demo information and I doubt they have a sophisticated gender guesser. They sell to business
I think I've become the radio engineering equivalent of a script kiddie. Physics smysics, watch this!!
@demize95 this page has a list of the part numbers and their ranges http://t.co/N7U5Q7DHlA
@nullwhale Yup. However, "virgin" means "not chemically treated"; I googled it. Growing hair for wigs is an industry in Brazil
@demize95 assuming it's labeled right, 50mhz to 1.7ghz. If it's labeled wrong, probably 30mhz to ~800mhz.
@nullwhale they have a pastel-colored backpack that unfolds into a baby bed. I don't even HAVE a baby and I want one.
@hckhckhck @botnet_hunter it's working for me...
@sneakin well then that's what the algorithm is on; overgeneralizing instead of correlating on the actual item.
@demize95 http://t.co/GhhaQEg95x cruise around the site for best shipping deal to wherever you live
@narayananh http://t.co/GhhaQEg95x
@sneakin I doubt that many people are buying the Final Solution to radios to monitor their baby instead of, like, a baby monitor
"IBM brings COBOL to cloud and mobile" aaaauuuuuuugh http://t.co/P5YIglTcxH
People who purchased <radio dongle> also purchased <pages and pages of baby room decorations> what is ali express's algorithm on
@botnet_hunter http://t.co/GhhaQEg95x
@zorm I need to make sure I have at least one spare if I'm gonna be presenting, and I'll give away a few to people I think deserve one :)
@innismir ten to twelve dollars each depending on supplier. Some go down to eight if you order, like, by the hundred.
I just ordered *ten* more USB radios straight from China. Turns out it's a lot cheaper that way if you can get free shipping...
@dshaw_ r-r-r-RADIO! namely, spying on unintentional radio emissions (tempest-related)
@attrc more of what I have, but I can't find the exact model, so I'm settling on http://t.co/GhhaQEg95x
It seems if I want to order a box of SDRs straight from China, they replaced them all with ones that take mini antenna connectors
@jjarmoc whoosh goes the google docs link to your DM :D
Okay, my defcon CFP is all typed up, who *among people I already follow* would like to look at it real quick? ^-^;
@pzmyers @ReverendBull yeah, you have to respond directly to their actual beliefs or they’ll ignore you no matter how right you are.
Seriously - the first news org SEA popped is understandable. Second should compel attention. The Onion should have been the big tip-off
If there remain any media organizations that haven’t called a meeting about phishing, they deserve what’s inevitably in their near future.
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@inversephase @armcannon just say that Taco Bell is fine but you prefer tacos with actual meat; should get the point across.
@spacerog I’mma DM you my Defcon CFP in a bit when it’s finished mmkay?
@spacerog so what you’re saying is I still have time to one-up you
@spacerog you look so young in that last one…
I just found a phone number written on paper from the Source Boston hotel tucked in my iPad case. I have no recollection of this event
@iShark5060 Clarion Maenad. Don’t blow me up :p
“Popular Tsundoku books” #blessthisalgorithm http://t.co/AHHxXK4o7s
@kivikakk please have this consolation emoji 💦🚌😢
I have tsundoku except for video games
@ErrataRob it would probably be “huh” at first sight, and require some explanation to how money can be social rules
@ErrataRob evacuation protocol, military protocol
Nothing says “legit service” like an inability to spell basic words in communication with the press http://t.co/EjkDalToPn
@apiary that’s part of the exhibit, I think.
@GreatFireChina please be aware that western criminals have been caught while using this particular VPN service; it’s not foolproof.
(For everyone not from my childhood bracket: the main character of the Pokemon cartoon, Ash, is called Satoshi in the original Japanese)
I found Satoshi http://t.co/XHcni27rTk bitcoin is solved (cc @dakami )
@alexstapleton @matthew_d_green yes, but… the “Shire” is not exactly what comes to mind when I think of the Us intelligence community
@matthew_d_green their marketing t-shirts say “Save the Shire”. My irony module blew out
@pbromide …. But they can ! I don’t know anyone who denies we’re all from the American continents
@pbromide yes, I know, which is kind of my point; that no one goes around spouting full legal names of countries all the time :)
@panther_modern @hemantmehta I was referring to billions (combined) Indians and Chinese :) and few hundred million Americans
@panther_modern @hemantmehta … except this is exactly the opposite?
@eevee “someday I’ll be as internet famous as eevee” <— a real thought I had after I followed you because of @m1sp
@eevee hey what’s that supposed to mean   It’s because I’m very bitter about infosec while being totes adorbs
@eevee guess they missed that I follow you. Did they even check klout #yesMostlySarcastic
@panther_modern @hemantmehta even if not, that’s what we get for there being billions of them but millions of us :p
@Dokugogagoji — because other kids made a lot of fun of me for how I ran and I thought it was just my fault somehow
@Dokugogagoji I wish my parents had made it clear to me when I was about ten that I had been born with a foot defect —
@Dokugogagoji I never was a good runner, I run a little lopsided. But I can walk fine.
@Dokugogagoji I have no recollection of it; I didn’t even know it had happened until I was an adult and my dad mentioned it.
Mood swing to tears when I run into the charity group who funded my corrective foot surgery when I was three #takemymoney
@demize95 he was clearly from a place known for sexism so now I'm wondering if he was being generic rude or sexist rude
DH said I was grumpy today. I denied it. Then some guy just cut me in line and I wanted to shank him
Signs your existence is internet-centric: you start typing into twitter "have any of you seen my shoes" "wait"
I think my landlady needs to discover a cheaper source of RFID cards. One shouldn’t be so anxious about replacing one of hundreds
@chort0 my alma mater has 1800 students and 65535 IP addresses. They got in on this “internet” thing early
Why does my mouth taste like… *hears a bzzt on the window* oh hello stinkbug
O tumblr, my tumblr, the delightful romp is done The board approved e'ry point, your future has been won Gods dammit #poem
@apiary proof that our country doesn’t care about looks
@pzmyers almost everyone I love and cherish I met on the internet, some I have yet to meet irl. Give whoever said that a good hard glare :)
@Dykam oops, sorry about that, we seem to have sprung a leak
@WhiteMageSlave @m1sp http://t.co/R2tkxsF94Y
Slowlithe http://t.co/hBfvOErii4 #aftermidnighthumor
@m1sp_ebooks @m1sp … game is over, mispy’s most mispy-ish tweet has been produced
@m1sp_ebooks @m1sp :D
News to me, Twitter. http://t.co/BLBxQzMYBG
@comex @delroth_ the most important kind
@PuercoPop I went out to Iquitos, and not as a tourist really. It was certainly... vivid.
@ScaleItRon actually I was "randomly" chosen on my way out of the country, I believe because my father had visited with the US govt before
@donsalcedo eve
@c1tr1c @yaakov_h my dear friend just solved this. We are all Pangaeans.
@c1tr1c @yaakov_h it turns out the definition of continent depends entirely on who you're asking. Europe and Asia are not separate places...
@c1tr1c @yaakov_h in fact you call it Mexico in your profile. So I can call my country America for the exact same reason.
@c1tr1c @yaakov_h I really don't get it. I really don't. I doubt you refer to Mexico always as United Mexican States 100% of the time.
@c1tr1c @yaakov_h would you also jump down the throat of someone in the Republic of China calling their country Taiwan or China
@c1tr1c @yaakov_h I don't get what's so hard to understand of "people in (United States of) America refer to their country as America"
@c1tr1c @yaakov_h it's both, why can't it be both
@Phobos_11 @yaakov_h ....... *sigh* we. DO. share. Disclaimer: not speaking for the underbelly of American ignorance.
@Phobos_11 @yaakov_h ... .... .... wat
@Phobos_11 @yaakov_h ......?!?!?! It's our demonym! It is objectively our demonym. It's your... whatever you call a demonym for a continent
@Phobos_11 @yaakov_h sure, great, I don't dispute that.
Programmers always want names to be GUIDs because that's easier to deal with ;)
@cyclerunner it's our historical name. Names are messy, culturally rooted, and not GUIDs.
@vikphatak I think of America's "nicknames" as being like "Land of the Free" or "Droneland" or "Obamatown"
This rant brought to you by the one aspect on earth in which America doesn't get to play Chief Cultural Imperialist ;)
@0XiDi it's kind of like saying "Mister" is an integral part of "Mister John Smith" and incorrect to say "John Smith"
I've been to South America (Peru specifically). I love and embrace The Americas as in this together. Don't take my rant the wrong way <3
@delroth_ it's exactly the same situation! Two places can have the same name. It's totally valid. Geographical names are not GUIDs
@delroth_ hahahahahahahahahaha  http://t.co/py8zRTNxiq  WRONG
"The United States of America" : "America" :: "People's Republic of China" : "China" <-- stop being obtuse
@delroth_ which usually it's America being accused of but not this time
@delroth_ it doesn't matter. Fussing about what other countries call themselves is cultural imperialism
You all DO know that "the United States" just as well refers to Mexico, right? No, really. Look it up. Estados Unidos Mexicanos.
@vikphatak it's not a "nickname." No-one goes around saying United States of Mexico all the time. It's Mexico except in formal contexts
@delroth_ incidentally no-one in America (the country) calls the continent America. It is called NORTH America here.
@delroth_ I'm sure the FormerYugoslavRepublicOfMacedonians totally get your point.
@delroth_ what about it? All countries' legal documents use the fancy title like "Republic" or "Confederation"
@delroth_ WE. CALL. OUR. COUNTRY. AMERICA. "United States" is a description also used by Mexico for similar reasons.
@delroth_ Wow this is EXACTLY what I'm talking about  Who do you think knows what America's name is: Americans or not Americans
@TheEtherDotNet is it historically accurate within the cultural context? then yes || no.
@delroth_ Do you also call Mexico the United States? If not then the point falls flat.
@yaakov_h some people from Central/South American countries feel we don't have a right to use the word for our country
The fact that our country is called "America" does not invalidate the fact that your country is in The Americas. Both can be true.
Pet peeve: being told we can't call our country America because <reason>. Americans may be arrogant people but don't deny us our actual name
@m1sp you should get on a chat of some sort!!
@Ricky4fun North America and South America are continents. America is a country in North America. Its citizens are called Americans.
If my defcon talk gets accepted I will dedicate it to @i0n1c for all his encouragement
Nerves. Nerves. Gotta fill out this CFP.
@CharlieEriksen it's working out well so far - I sit far back and let the drones do the dirty work. Unfortunately I spawned close that time
@OptiMizPrime I was repeatedly pressured to attend one. All my girl cousins did and I'm... not impressed with the results.
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@amanicdroid turns out no-one north of Mason-Dixon line has heard of it. And everyone south of it assumes I meant "Liberty" anyway.
Hint: I went to the one that is not specifically designed to make a bad situation worse for women and generally expel them at drop of a hat
@amanicdroid yup.
One of these is my university, the other is our rival university six miles away http://t.co/qHKGP3NYdD
@gsuberland for about two weeks now - genuinely surprised you missed all my other "SPACE AAAHHH" tweets :p
Me for about ten minutes straight: "AAAAHHHHH LASERS AAAAHHHH" (I didn't die) http://t.co/HrQk7lkL5J
Oh my gods my husband and housemate are having an argument about how to best calculate DPS in dota
@patrickwonders I still feel too noobish / prone to slightly botching implementation - if you need teh chiptunes I recommend @inversephase
@slow17motion blocky times !
Nintendo: we're so bad at UI, we can't even get a yes/no question right http://t.co/xmWd61X625
@comex it’s for breaking syntax highlighting
@jennifurret @slow17motion does this person seriously have the equality avatar   Seriously
@apiary don’t eat it.
@codedit —> @Koning_NL
My entire understanding of Eurovision is based on a Dutch-language parody account of their king getting pretty critical
So I figured out why Yahoo still exists. It’s actually more popular than google in Japan. What. http://t.co/FkWn4Bdh1J
The foundation of a geek marriage is the mutual understanding that “but I’m in an online match” > *
@braket my husband actually asked me to close this video, thank you
Good deed for the day: suggesting to google translate that "hapibasude" in katakana is maybe probably most likely "happy birthday"
@m1sp 4 u http://t.co/ccvpUIxMHH
@misuzulive you probably have this one already but http://t.co/rlkXTAwTts
Looking at the bugfix history of Nethack. "The plural of nazgul is nazgul"
@SudoRossy fortunately I neither drink NOR drive so being accused of the intersection thereof is vanishingly unlikely
I can't say the alphabet backwards. I guess my programmer only implemented singly linked lists
@thegrugq @no_structure when you let HR do the selecting, the definition of “competent” they wield isn’t very… useful.
@TheDaveCA yes, this person was acting as though Linux cannot run programs that didn’t come from the repo.
@no_structure notice the “brilliant” qualifier — “no one would turn down someone from the top 1% of women programmers!”
@puellavulnerata no, because creationist argument hinges on being “wonderfully” made :p
@matthew_d_green yikes…
@sakjur I’m kind of accumulating these for my own projects, so…
@bearassentials @vogon O_o .... ...... cool story bro
Another new chiptune https://t.co/QxOwN1eofN this one is simple but has an actual beat
@psobot though I can’t imagine why html5 sound would fail
@psobot it’s not that it uses flash that’s the problem, it’s that I can’t right click -> enable the flash object.
@spacerog didn’t know you’re in town, old timer
@me_irl there's no joke. He's just not interesting and neither is his girlfriend.
You know what? I don't like Superman. He's a boring character. More like Superbland am I right
In this RT: no, the other Georgia.
Trying to get my nerves together to do a defcon CFP before it closes... really... soon.
@psobot why is forever.fm flashblock-hostile? :( the flash objects are beneath some foreground object
Save our tumblrs!! No acquisitions means good dispositions!
@jjarmoc plenty of boys wear panties !
@m1sp_ebooks @m1sp excellent
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@innismir I have a super power over all children
@WillMcAvoyACN @SarahPalinUSA @eevee http://t.co/l2WRkTVQfb
My face when: the computer Zelda beats my Zelda http://t.co/EG6qsGKA5A
@ScaleItRon I’ve got a mouth like a Gerudo pirate !
The computer is not very good at playing Pit. I can tell because that was a whole match with no “Hi ya ya ya! Hi ya ya ya!”
@m1sp are you on voice chats tonight ? (I am downstairs playing Wii u ATM, I’d have to go all the way over there to check!)
@m1sp I need an ally hug, I rage blocked someone again
@ivanca I’m blocking you, because that was so unbelievably stupid I can’t bear to interact with you anymore
@ivanca oh my gods  First sentence:  Gender  Is  A  R A N G E
@xa329 it is here too. Well in some places alcohol must be in certain places or certain times.
The controller doesn’t vibrate. What is even the point of winning if my controller doesn’t vibrate to congratulate me
@ivanca because your argument makes absolutely no sense and has no correlation or connection to mine.
@ivanca I… what?   I suspect the problem is literally we do not speak the same language because … what ?
@ivanca gender is… not a Boolean. You’re thinking of sexual role in reproduction.
Wow the Classic Controller is so objectively inferior to a real GameCube controller
Holy triforce, I had to “swap screens” with the nonexistent second screen to turn on just this channel in particular?! Ht @RichardR
It won't let me activate the Wii Menu. And I can't go into system settings because the touch screen is dead http://t.co/hqUEO6gIZR
Why in the name of Princess Zelda won’t this Wii-u just LET ME BOOT THE WII GAME it won’t take me to the Wii menu
Okay found the controller now I just need to  The Wii-U tablet thing is completely dead. Where is the… sigh
@akopa no, putty is compatible with some mouse over terminal thing
Apparently my husband packed Guild Wars 2 with the Wii games because it has a white case. I think he’s racist.
@ivanca homoPHOBIA is being upset that two people who APPEAR to share a gender are engaging in sexual attraction.
On my quest to find the game controller, so far I’ve found: a hitachi hard drive dated 2006 lying loose with Wii game disc boxes
@katzmandu I don’t know. I have only ever used a GameCube controller. But now we have a Wii-U sans GameCube ports :(
DH and Roommate are at the movies. I’m hunting for our classic controller for Wii so I can play Super Smash Bros… got a new disc.
@Killermari @RHY3756547 wait do they even have fed-ex in Canada
@Killermari @RHY3756547 “sorry, I can’t go swimming today - just got a delivery from red-x.”
@USSJoin @BsidesBoston unlikely, sorry!
@tangenteroja what happened afterwards in any given case is completely outside the scope of the original snark :p
@tangenteroja not having an Independence Day sounds so… British!
@tangenteroja https://t.co/776ZQGYwVS
@ErrataRob but in any case, https://t.co/776ZQGYwVS looks like most of the world sans China celebrates Independence Day.
@ErrataRob how joke-uncentric of you
@RageKit @puellavulnerata because mocking cavemen for willfully being cavemen is good sport
@uppfinnarn and I quote, because “this code was not written by <corporation> of Indiana”
@uppfinnarn in one case they literally filed a complaint that our report had false positives, as in, “mistakenly marked vulnerable”, because
@uppfinnarn it’s clear that they’re being forced to do it by someone higher in the company, usually.
I feel sorry for countries who were liberated from oppression during a cold or rainy month; how do they picnic?
@ShadowTodd I was going to say it’s an honor to star in someone’s fan fiction, no matter how bad it is, but  Then I read it
@tenfootfangs deluxe snake (* extra charges may apply)
@sakjur to echo @eevee : I’m notorious for tweeting things people can’t believe I’d say out loud. But I’m a diehard privacy RIGHTS advocate.
@tapbot_paul because a westerner drew this font. Also that’s racist 👲
@rezeusor actually the first word that came to mind was “strangle” but I prefer to not leave room for being mistaken for real violent intent
@puellavulnerata I suspect that’s due to likely legal problems for bitcoin in America in the very near future.
“I have to type in my root password to install software!” No, no, no, stop confusing your repo with all programs in existence
I’d like to slap the Linux cultist on Ars who a) calls OSX users “weenies” and b) insists that Linux users aren’t susceptible to malware?!?
@wookiee I was given a bunch of free accounts to hand out, so I imagine some of that is follower overlap running the twitter importer
The sad truth is we have customers who want us to ignore flaws in their shipping code if it's "by another team"
@brian_sniffen @joshcorman @veracode in my opinion, crashier == more exploitable
@eevee so I opened a twitter tab and noticed you were on fire and I was very concerned until I remembered what you were doing today
@isharacomix I use pp-mck which is a textual macro language that compiles to asm source
@vogon but zero is null!
“If you are sitting exactly on the equator or prime meridian, make sure you use a float 0.0 rather than an integer 0”
@LJonhny oh, it is the prior… so I guess that will actually return zero rather than crash
@LJonhny strlen() can return zero in getKey but it’d take some work to actually put yourself in that situation
@LJonhny there’s technically a divide by zero possibility but w/e. other than it leaving behind forensic evidence, it looks fine.
@chead not particularly
@dinodaizovi <3
@_larry0 I'm a firm believer in the idea you CAN get Windows as performant as Linux- first thing, we kill all the printer drivers.
Great now did I cause redraw errors in elinks and why is it persisting after a terminal reset
The mouse works over putty for clicking links in elinks?? mind == blown
High-fidelity browsing on the $50 Laptop  -- but really how do I put cacaview in 256-color mode http://t.co/CfIstMYyLV
@LJonhny only if you don’t make me type in the URL myself ;)
I want you to know I am excessively proud of https://t.co/z6KEnxhFES writing “traditional” music on chip is kind of my thing
@DarrenPMeyer actually it weighs almost nothing
@chead @AppDotNet though I don’t post enough over there because I can’t auto-post from my *twitter* client to both…
@chead @AppDotNet I funded it because I want there to be a legitimate competitor to Twitter, and so far it seems to be succeeding at that
So @AppDotNet gave me 75 free-tier account invites —> https://t.co/cRINYRIIPW will autofollow me, won’t be offended if you unfollow.
Company-wide email asking for photos for a directory. Included footnote: real photo only, not avatar. Well fine I see how it is
Here at Incredibly Inefficient Designs, we strive to make sure a simple 9V wall wart covers FOUR plugs on your power strip.
@rantyben homophobia == disgust at two people of *same gender* being too touchy. So on and so forth.
@quine did it have the control code that sets the high bit on ASCII and turns text into table art hieroglyphics? That’s my favorite
How on earth did my sandals get white paint … down the *side* but not the bottom?!
@thegrugq @WeldPond @Squelchtone I firmly believe that “Weld Pond”, “Space Rogue” etc are their real names and “Wysopal” etc is just a cover
@DarthNull about half my contact list is XMPP outsiders… not that I claim to be particularly representative
Today is a day to celebrate the decrease in homophobia, transphobia, and all other forms of gender-based prejudice. We’re winning.
@DarthNull it’s not the ability to use XMPP clients they removed, it’s the ability to talk to XMPP accounts that are not google accounts
@psobot if people can’t tell it’s automated, it’s a good automation
@rantyben @stevelord is looking fabulous
In my notoriously humble opinion, the government playing savior with private 0day protections is misguided, wrong, and frankly dangerous.
@rantyben @osxreverser around here it’s for snobby people and apparently the CEO would rather burn extras than give them to poor people
This anti-Google ad has at its core a valid point but then Microsoft owns Skype. http://t.co/3SdTxrb5nc
@fransla unfortunately in this case it was likely state-sponsored meaning they can just print new ID cards…
@fransla code signing certs are a bit of a different beast — much easier to actually enforce.
@pod2g should have figured @osxreverser would wear Abercrombie and Fitch…
@ra6bit @abby_ebooks the code is of the mind of dear @m1sp plus some patches from other friends
@Beryllium9 and it may not be some profound amount of money, but it's probably more than the ads/datascraping bring in for me per month
@Beryllium9 as I've said before, I'm actually a paying customer of Google
@ryanmr like I care, I'm not doing it.
@ivanca quite the contrary, she is a horrible human being
@TechieRuss a fake victim to lure in malicious hackers
@TechieRuss watering hole is reverse honey pot. Genuine malware waiting for legit user to fall in.
@matt_merkle sure, it's a simple and easy way to do that, that doesn't mean I'm okay with it
@m1sp can I hand this person over to your loving twitter care
@ivanca oh my gods. Recursive facepalm. One woman who's an awful person DIDN'T win the vice presidency! Sexism is over!
Google already knows my real phone number through other means, but it's the principle of the thing: exchange phone number for longer videos?
@landley ... I was complaining about OSX this time.
Youtube won't let me post this video unless I confirm my phone number.  Well that's a shame
@ivanca you hear that everyone! someone called BS on patriarchy! It's not true that most power figures in the world are men!
New chiptune https://t.co/z6KEnxhFES to a melody I thought of one day in 10th grade
@ivanca ie shocker patriarchy is bad for ALL HUMANS.
@ivanca so I don't see how that's a "point" in your "favor" of being "oppressed", unless you think women are what cause wars.
@ivanca going to the war is the most horrible thing in the universe and no human being of any sort should ever be subjected to that
@Forkk13 I spent the better part of ten minutes trying to get it to stop appending .txt to my "duplicate" (ie "Save as, but weird")
@ivanca *facepalm* you are. totally. not getting. it.
@janiczek yes it does? there's a dropdown for NOT appending .txt.
@Forkk13 save as -> any type
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@JordicusMaximus not 8-bit "style". It's an actual chiptune!
ffs TextEdit.app there are extensions other than .txt stop appending .txt even Notepad.exe understands this concept
@The1TrueSean I mean the photoshops, if that wasn't clear.
Decided I absolutely hated how I did https://t.co/y9jHJ5CyrY so I tweaked it a bit and replaced it...
Now paypal is telling me that as a German citizen I have certain rights. I swear this is a bare connection straight through an American ISP
@drwilco aan de slag! I realize that last word has many meanings.
@m1sp good morning <3
@xa329 actually it's because I was trying to find a video in Dutch once, I think, and went to the Dutch youtube.
Also, I like that the "get started" button in the Dutch interface can be literally translated as "to the battle!" #excitableidioms
Of course, now Youtube thinks I'm British and I assume recommendations will start learning Dr. Who-ish.
@RvMouche ik spreek een beetje, maar ik wil mijn Engels :)
Huh. Going to the British (not USA/generic) youtube domain fixed it back on the generic domain. Hello again, English! h/t @therulerofchina
@therulerofchina wow that worked
So my youtube interface is in Dutch on ONE particular computer for no particular reason and no apparent way to switch it back.
@Mega_Turd the worst! (It was malware)
I got someone’s code signing certificate revoked today! I’m super dangerous, don’t mess with me!
@jdiezlopez uh, I’m not really sure. I classify chiptunes only by what chip they are a program for.
@_wirepair generic assets, not artwork and stuff, I won’t begrudge them that
@_wirepair I know he has turned down many benefits of pope which will save a fortune; hopefully he can find some assets to sell off
I never go to the @DunkinDonuts right next to my house — because they were rude to me for not being familiar with the menu already. No line.
@_wirepair did he really say so? Good on him. While obviously I don’t have strong agreement with anyone who qualifies as pope, he’s > most
@robertcromwell @vogon fractions: the fatal weakness of computers that almost no one knows about
@eevee I remember when my classmates found that out in freshman English… it wasn’t pretty.
@tomchop_ I need to change the file
@The1TrueSean are you… making these at work
@MrToph all my teenage websites were written entirely in notepad
@theROPfather can I save it back out ?
@jeremiahfelt can I save it back out that way ?
@Neostrategos cyborg privilege
What tool would you recommend for OSX to increase the base volume of a quicktime movie
I’ve obtained a copy of my NES talk, but I’m told the audio is Maybe Not So Good.
Why does Preview.app even register as a handler for XLSX if it's just going to hang or crash every time I try to open one?
@henmob it largely comes down to a) have a healthy skepticism of free programs found online b) keep your OS and browser up to date
@ivanca if you really don't get it, we don't have much to discuss. Ten. thousand. years. of recorded history of patriarchy.
And I use the word "several" because even security-wise people catch something occasionally. It happens. It just shouldn't happen a lot.
Consider "knows how to NOT catch malware on work computers several times a year" a basic requirement for any desk job. For serious.
And of course it's one of the "usual suspects" for catching malware. Don't let your organization *have* usual suspects. Teach them something
Someone at my mother's workplace actually caught ransomware. Actually. caught. ransomware. A for Amazing Fail
Signs my existence is electronic: "Wait! The serial number on that dollar bill is clearly visible! Someone will steal it!... ... wait"
Esteemed coworker George Washington got a custom sign plate for his desk for only a dollar http://t.co/zJ6mrOqNzo
@ioerror my OTR jabber should be logged in if you have a link you can drop (I'm out at lunch ATM)
@kennywyland @darkuncle @GSElevator @vogon ever see a Washington DC license plate? They ain't forgotten. They're a trite bitter even...
@GSElevator @vogon in all fairness to the (original) Tea Party, it *is* one of the most celebrated and revered events in American history.
@ioerror where might I find a copy of the Mac malware ? I want to appraise the competency level of the code
Re: the Mac malware @ioerror found: reprehensible abuse of signing certs. Hilarious inability to use a hidden folder.
@NGalbreath @rantyben is there a particular reason they thought we needed to know the exact processor model etc?
@kherge it’s… a real mailing list, that I subscribed to :p my filter to put it in a folder broke
@tsdNull it is better to rule in Scotland than…
@acfrazier_open I will read the fine print but I suspect I don’t really mind as long as they’re not cloning me for my genius ;)
I think I will order a genetics testing so I can prove once and for all I am in fact the rightful queen of Scotland, as I always suspected
@garlimidon http://t.co/TqsWrzdroK
@kdmurray only have the one actually (not counting internal mailing lists which just dump straight to my inbox anyway)
.@garlimidon tweeting is a free action
Dilemma: do I take the time to fix my email filter or do I take the time to just unsubscribe from this mailing list
@ArakinUK @Tomi_Tapio tell those kids to stop talking in the theatre !!!
@captcarl13 … seriously? I can’t recognize you at all
Does @0xcharlie even count as a hexadecimal handle? I say he’s out of the club
@thegrugq @justdionysus @0xcharlie I prefer the reading “Naughts and Crosses,” but that would also be a good name for a hacker gang
@mikko apparently the feds didn’t give their credit card for auto-renewal
@ivanca though I presume you live in a different country than me, and perhaps there it’s not routine to call boys “girls” to insult them.
@ivanca it’s not “ironic”, it hurts less because you’re already in the position of power.
@Raspberry_Pi thank you for actually warning of this…
@hypatiadotca @kreativedge \o/
@marsroverdriver but but… the book is about the last two Mohicans.
@rhcp011235 @m_kopas please unfollow me
@Phoul @thegrugq @m1sp they did, but no fatalities. Then they said "you're alright." XD
@thegrugq @m1sp the context is we joined a faction and asked where their hangout was. Apparently they don't like that...
@thegrugq you'd like this guy @m1sp and I just met in eve. "I gave you the wrong system to meet up in because OPSEC"
And no, I wasn't in nullsec, I was in 0.4, nor at the gate either.
@ameaijou 0.4-sec
Baby's first podding in eve, nipped downstairs to put water on the stove while in a system with zero other players...
@BandeausStuff @chriseng hahaha don't worry about it! It's just a plain black case so whatever.
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@ra6bit Blackhat has, funny enough, always been a white hat conference; it was Defcon that was truly weird.
"10.00 cargo units would be required to complete this operation. Destination container only has 14.53 units available." What #eve
@vathpela @no_structure I'm pretty sure he meant clients other than web.
Guess who’s keynoting Blackhat? He worked his way up from merely presenting at Defcon — General Alexander!
@dguido hey now!… but we don’t scan kernel mode code, which is what I presume they mean by “Linux.”
Playing an exciting game of screen shot forensics; someone in Ukraine is going to be amused by their ssh logs.
@eevee I enjoy seeing you rant https://t.co/Y6Vq8z120K
Hey @arstechnica I can consistently cause an internal error by submitting a comment with an emoji in it 👾
@Xecantur the exact design of the casing was a little different from the box; I think it looks okay
@DaKnObCS you really go all out…
@bortzmeyer @endrazine completely lacking context, I assume that’s a Harry Potter spell.
@kittygetwet and nothing really caught my interest or blew me away; only thing that stuck is YouTube will load faster soon.
@kittygetwet I don’t know what I expected but all the quotes from Larry Page are weirding me out
@Kufat I only own one Chromebook !
It seems that whether or not you can currently load Mt. Gox is largely continent on whether you’re on landline or cellular
I’m not too pleased with Google’s show today; and hold the “you’re the product” snark, my bank account is billed by Google monthly.
Someone in Luxembourg says Mt. Gox is loading but for everyone else it’s 502?
Something dark and evil has come out of Google this day https://t.co/Y6Vq8z120K
@cataspanglish @Penenberg really ??? You’re the only person so far for whom it loaded !
@lukegb gack
Hey everyone at the keynote! I followed along for a while, got bored, went to lunch, got coffee, came back, checked my mail…, is it done yet
@DarrenPMeyer @dinodaizovi that was clearly a Cyrillic code page. To evoke evil.
@tapbot_paul but you have at least one friend !
@_higg @DrPizza it’s my Technologist Privilege to do so, but that’s not an answer for the general public
@lukegb I want text chat. Over XMPP. Which is apparently going away. Lots of my contacts use non-google XMPP accounts
“Hangouts (replaces Talk)” is pretty much the exact opposite of anything I would ever want to happen to my android device
I’m pretty sure a kid in the next apartment over grabs his mom’s keychain and just locks and unlocks the car through the window #beep #beep
@DrPizza I’m sure this page will offer a perfectly sensible explanation as soon as it stops crashing my browser
@DrPizza wait what  What
I’m my own team. http://t.co/IwUqg1MMCP
As a merchant of code review: don’t tell users they’re wrong about there being an RCE bug because you already had it reviewed.
@tapbot_paul my standards are low : you and I were in the same irc channel once and neither of us kick banned the other. Ergo, friends.
@mansaxel @runasand I admit my definition of "major media outlet" is a bit English-centric
@Ammoniak google io
@Xecantur I had an Aspire One, the keyboard is the same kind but a little more cheaply manufactured
@grp they’re extremely good at some things and good enough at the rest.
“Even Google’s own services have been fragmented at times.” Oh I get it, humor through extreme understatement
Nooooo stop with the “flip the card over” UI paradigm. That’s excess mental state spent on tracking geometry of flat things
@niteshad @essobi in 2011; I was trying to express wonderment at how quickly prices come down.
@xkeepah error: already on a retina screen, that’s like, eight pixels
@niteshad @essobi honestly, the Windows CE is probably pirated. But it’s not the current version so I doubt it’s a priority to MS
If anyone doesn’t want their Pixel, I can provide it with a good home
@Kufat one can readily install full Linux on it, without stupid tricks, to the best of my knowledge
They’re… giving away Pixels. Not the $600 phone, but the $zillion Pixel.
@tenfootfangs wow that’s a lot of dinosaurs
@tapbot_paul someone’s been spoiled by Apple secrecy ;)
@tapbot_paul I am Interested(tm) in my YouTube loading 50% faster (I already use Chrome, so no changes on my end)
@vogon “goal was to get it into hands of devs” => “this is a concept device no normal person would or could buy”
I’m pretty sure “why doesn’t Pandora do x” is “to qualify as a true radio station and keep prices down.” Re: Google All Access, $10/month
Not a fan of the Linux “silent fix” thing. Goal was to train sysadmins to always patch without delay. It has the opposite effect
@DirtySocks85 that’s unusual though. And who would fill in their mother’s age in a radio app?!
Google: we have the most bandwidth of anyone on earth. But we didn’t bring enough of it to our keynote demo.
@vogon honestly, I only spell it terr’rist to avoid the Suspicious Tweeting filters (which appear to actually be that naive)
@Mordicant they didn’t mark on the form that they’re a currency exchange! But… they’re not a real currency?
It’s official: the Department of Homeland Security (you know, created in response to Sept 11th?) is trying to take down Mt. Gox.
@morphcat :p
@chpwn did you repaste the URL from the deleted tweet? Because it broke
@jakx_ which is one advantage bitcoin has - you can’t have a mismatch between actual money and money you believe you have.
@jakx_ just a number in a field… it turns out that electronic banking is pretty much 100% dependent on accurate and honest bankers.
@garlimidon that was the idea yes :p
OH: pandora should use your age to calculate the probability you only think you like a song because your parents played it a lot
Connection between bank teller and bank database not encrypted. Sniff password, create account, make free money. http://t.co/VJrBLc0hRy
Props to @newyorker for being the first major media outlet to take serious steps to protect whistleblowers online http://t.co/7glokZDdPO
facial recognition surveillance tech still falls down in uncontrolled scenarios http://t.co/PGD0jC5h0o (and probably always will)
@m1sp btw I’m working from home today if you want to voice chat :D
@mdowd @pod2g listen, I can get you the number of a battered hacker’s shelter, they’ll protect you…
. @_FloridaMan shoots himself while bowling — now that takes talent http://t.co/kiBY3oD5ZO
@nonstampNSC as original as an Angry Birds knockoff
@jenniferbn2 you know, I thought a main trance sounded occultic, but I was gonna not say anything ;)
@m1sp diagonal movement?! I quit. Not playing.
@m1sp yeah, that’s actually the only post of his I’ve ever seen be widely mistaken for factual
@bpblack oh hi!
Based on the state of my inbox, it seems Exchange suddenly decided to disregard my filter rules after “planned maintenance” last night
@m1sp Mispy dear… google the name of the author
@Neostrategos I’m WFH on account of DH’s knee and one can’t access the blog login over VPN #acronyms
@ivanca and for the record, I did not point out on reddit that I (the redditor) was she (the author).
@ivanca misgendering people when all the information is there is freaking offensive. I’ve written extensively on the issue.
@nate_smith it has no brand. ali baba -> search netbook -> sort by price -> the WinCE one in five colors w/ ethernet that they all carry
@LJonhny her hostname is MiniSanguine, in homage to the pink computer I owned when I was 16
Playing Dwarf Fortress over SSH again, but this time, on the $50 Laptop http://t.co/Ke302Vh6as
@m1sp probably every person whose data is specifically included, as a gesture of thanks
Time to make a sweep of reddit, hn, etc and comment "pronoun check" to everyone who referred to me as "he" with my real name displayed
@anthonicaldwell ali express -> search "netbook" -> sort by price
@L0sPengu1n0s I’ve heard of “Don’t Starve” but I’ve never played it
@L0sPengu1n0s that is a very very very vague question :p
This is totally inaccurate. I keep my iPad in a case http://t.co/5RBe7avWZk
@chriseng !!! Yaaaaay
@kufat oh noes I got an airline phishing email haha it thinks my name is Adam wait oh.
@chriseng  :(
@kyhwana @DefDist probably nobody’s.
Amazing how every controversial video on YouTube is in violation of someone’s copyright and must go away
Ali Express is now trying to sell me a Muslim prayer tally counter that would make an "ideal Christmas gift" #cultureishard
@drwilco I think I can spare the seven minutes to get it to level one
@collettiquette @m1sp I mean "thank you for more money", not "I demand more money" :p
@collettiquette @m1sp more money!!! \o/
Oh hey, WinCE comes with regedit! Oh hey, I can turn on file extensions this way!
@collettiquette @m1sp my character's name is Clarion Maenad
@m1sp kay <3
@gbuzogany eve online
@m1sp give me a ring if you log on <3
Got a long night of studying ahead! (cc @m1sp) http://t.co/FqdKMOsLNe
@davidjayharris https://t.co/ejH0GYfYuP my friends maintain it
@innismir nah my friend does
Uncanny ebooks is at it again https://t.co/WghUJjEQmy
@abby_ebooks of course it is
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If the Mt. Gox/Dwolla thing was about specific money launderers, a total shutdown would be counterproductive to actually catching them
@ra6bit I think most people don’t apply skepticism to things they observe casually and just take them at face value
The American government believes in capitalism, but competing currency is economic terrorism! http://t.co/Uc95TO9W4l
@drwilco in this case there’s nothing wrong per se - everything is SSL’d with an appropriate cert, just not single server
@landley don’t forget the 4GB flash and wifi
@drwilco the html is served from the site proper and the images from generic dot CDN dot com
Does Microsoft still do tech support for their BASIC interpreter ?
@eevee I’m sorry. Had a series of dreams about my grandfather where I suddenly remember he’s dead and wake up. It’s extremely upsetting.
@sebasmonia *customers* keep things alive forever :)
So far as I know, the only product Microsoft has ever successfully put to rest is BOB, and even that took years, until they killed Clippy.
@sebasmonia hahahahahahaha   Nothing Microsoft ships ever dies. Except Clippy… we hope.
@SGgrc @solak there’s no “snap” in comparing Linux of today to Windows of 2001. Their fault for not upgrading in a timely fashion!
@jennifurret you and @JackLScanlan are a surreal interruption in my constant stream of information security tweets
IE for Windows CE is actually TOO paranoid about SSL. I have to manually approve every single image loaded from a CDN
@nipungupta @essobi @niteshad everyone not in the first world, which to a first approximation is everyone.
@malwarejake ali express -> search "netbook" -> sort by price. Many vendors have them, compare shipping options
@chadwik66 @jastrzebskij I'm busy <s>working</s> playing with my pink computer
@landley could stand to use a few more comments
@niteshad @essobi or in $50 netbooks.
My marketing team would appreciate it if y'all's social network/newsreader apps would send referrer strings with jucier metadata
I’m not installing Linux, everyone. Shocking, I know.
@vogon with how often I have to cut the power, it’s a short matter of time until I corrupt the fat32 filesystem
Hey everyone I am really good at hanging Windows CE
@kufat but... it's already been announced. (for both.)
Currently browsing Linux sites like @lwnnet from Windows CE just to screw with their browser statistics
@briankrebs that's prejudiced against gay boys and straight girls who are also skiddies! ... not that I've ever met one.
@grp don't "duh" me. It isn't, in general, intuitively obvious behavior.
Blackberry has an identity crisis, gets black-out drunk,  awakes to find it put its core feature on iOS App Store
Protip: if you use { gtalk, skype, aim, facebook chat, etc } assume that any url you paste WILL be acccessed and maybe cached.
@niallgdonaghy this keyboard only goes to F10!
I got Opera Mobile working, but it has this annoying simulated mouse I can’t make go away.
I’m extremely competitive regarding our corporate blog stats. I’m currently “winning” highest traffic day again.
@Xecantur it’s okay for the size, but the spacebar seems to have only one thing under it rather than the usual two
@blowdart XP is five years younger than the copyright on this build of CE, not hard to import features ;)
@blowdart it’s CE
@donicer @whitequark most native Windows programs should be recompileable for wince with a few macros / tweaks
@blowdart it has the Windows XP classic skin set - Marine, Spruce, Rose, etc
I made it more pink http://t.co/sLN6wEcX34
@info_dox it has no brand, no name. It’s just “7 inch netbook - Windows CE or Android 2.2”
@info_dox there is no link to the exact product. There is only Ali Express -> search netbook -> sort by price
@ra6bit you got an ARM driver?
I love Windows CE! More accurately, I will once I can get Opera Mini or Fennec working.
@craptard @egyp7 it confuses me that people assume I’m using ie out of ignorance rather than a specific reason to which snark does not apply
You know, if someone wanted to penetrate our network, a watering hole that sells small, cheap, pastel colored computers would be ideal
@egyp7 as soon as I figure out how to fix the fact that I’ve hung IE ;)
@egyp7 then down in Navigator it says CPU class ARM, platform WinCE
@egyp7 pastebin is crashing. But it’s picking up as OS name Windows, OS flavor 7, browser IE 8
@eyd go on a site like Ali express, search for netbook, and sort by price.
@CyborgCode she is by a certain artist on pixiv, the character outdates my account :) her name is Kasane Teto
@duckinator China ! And yes this is adorably retro! It’s like I’m using a laptop from the year 2000 but with today’s internet
Tweeting from the $50 netbook! If my account starts posting Chinese spam, you know what happened.
IE for Windows CE 6 doesn’t have Verisign in the certificate store
@whitequark there is an x86 windows ce but this is arm.
@sawaba the most generic one possible. No brand. No name. Just $50 and a probably pirated Windows CE 6.
@tapbot_paul it’s basically exactly like Windows 2000 but you need to compile for arm. </over simplified>
Step Two: Boot It Step Three: I can't believe that actually worked http://t.co/Cm9O7S1H4M
Step 1: Bling It http://t.co/oQomReIxKd
It came with a user manual! In ENGLISH!
It's here!!! There is literally no info on the box except "keep dry" http://t.co/vnpMF5gwgc
@gsuberland #AfterMidnightKickstarting
@WeldPond @thegrugq I’m not sure who that guy on the left is but @0xcharlie has good taste
@WeldPond @thegrugq look Mr. The Grugq, no matter how many journalists you pay to describe your boyish good looks…,
@MrToph “Payday 2? I better tell T — oh.”
And I’m not blaming/shaming her for being rich; our health care problem can’t be solved by celebrity charity.
Re: the Angelina Jolie story: shame we live in a country that doesn’t subsidize an ounce of prevention to keep pounds of cure on the shelf
My manager points out that “MEMS” is an acronym for a specific type of accelerometer, as I ought to have guessed.
@Twirrim nothing works with express anyway
@cab105 muahaha my plan to dethrone @MarkKriegsman with single most popular blog article is coming along nicely
I'm sure the youtuber I got the hard drive restore image from is totally legit because he has a British accent
My Terrible Netbook may be here as soon as tomorrow. I found a hard drive restore image (on... youtube) for when I inevitably break it ;)
@dipidoo I'm just screwing around with emulators for the fun of it :)
All I wanted to see was how truly terrible IE on Windows Mobile is.
Find option for putting emulated phone on network -> it wants a non-bundled driver -> MS has removed driver from its site
@H_kyber Chrome
Did you know you can just, like, download standalone Windows Mobile emulators? Can't figure out how to get this pretend phone on wifi though
@kyhwana it was something of a rush situation. “Honey I need the password”
He even installed Firefox and made it the default. We need to have a talk.
Hmm haven’t used this computer since I let my husband AUGH THE WALLPAPER what did he AUGH MY MOUSE SETTINGS
“We better censor what these articles in two major newspapers were about! Someone might go and READ them!”
The most adorably futile redacting ever [ @ioerror @normative ] http://t.co/6IKCpQvpCn
“Freedom of the press”: phone records of AP seized. With no particular justification. http://t.co/gwcpS8g9KK
@NamTaf \o/
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@JastrzebskiJ no need, I was referring to literal doors
@chort0 @chadwik66 the very fact that they call it “cyber security” would ward off about half the people worth pursuing
@c1tr1c I haven’t been able to clearly see what its number is yet
@m1sp @fncombo I mean they can’t photoshop a realistic looking artist’s conception to “show” the final product
@WeldPond hahaha HAHAHA *cough* I mean oh what a surprise
@m1sp lemme know if you want to go work on our space spreadsheets
@m1sp @fncombo Kickstarter has tightened rules on “concept art” to avoid misrepresenting what stage the r&d is at
@admung I really don’t approve of hiding lazily posting cool pictures behind the veil of parodying a real photographer; there’s no parody
Apparently this photo has been fooling people since at least 2009 https://t.co/lqPSeP3u6b you can’t tell that’s not a rabbit? REALLY?
@NatGeopix I suppose it’s too late to complain this is incredibly fake
@pa28 yeah but like - I’ve seen helicopters thousands of times - these are the lowest ones I’ve ever seen not in takeoff / landing
@C0deH4cker it’s Sun Microsystems’ campus near Boston. They are gone, but sometimes, under the full moon, you can hear the beards rustle…
Us Southerners are confused by your quaint Massachusetts notion of paying taxes directly to the nearest town
An, there is a helicopter school not too far from here, that’s probably the most sensible explanation.
@Beryllium9 fortunately I don’t think the office park has dehumanized us THAT much yet.
@amanicdroid I have a photograph!
It’s not traffic reports, wrong time and place; it’s not a news copter afaict, no news; circles low repeatedly; navy blue and yellow.
I saw that colorful helicopter again today; once is odd but twice is concerning, IMO. What *are* they doing so low to the ground?
@onekade @puellavulnerata unfortunately I haven’t been able to get a clear view of the tail number to look it up; could be normal stuff.
@onekade @puellavulnerata I keep seeing a yellow and blue helicopter circling around the Burlington Mall near Boston the last few weeks.
@puellavulnerata let’s take two things we don’t like   And draw an “implies” sign between them   Brilliant
@mikko the last color you see as something cools before its warmth becomes unseen to you
@0xcharlie @dakami cold, man
The special effects studio here always leaves their door open - who wants a copy of the Transformers movie pre-CGI? http://t.co/tcsVe1HEDs
@dakami making sure you see this http://t.co/4c9o7b2gcn :D
@AnthonyBlore yeah to me that’s a kind of spider. Freaky kind of spider.
@Se3ek which explains why my dad’s Dutch friends were in disbelief that deer wrecking cars is a serious problem around here.
@Se3ek northeastern USA has an almost identical ecology to western Europe. Except our deer are bigger.
.@michaelminella but folk etymology never lies!!
Business card for scale http://t.co/MfnCCkY5il
They’re not mosquitos, they’re three inches across. They’re “mosquito hawks” that eat mosquitos, so one shouldn’t kill them.
@elad3 ain’t no mosquito three inches across. They’re “mosquito hawks” — they eat mosquitos.
Oh hello hi please go away http://t.co/POMqOACcXI
@Saturn500Jared @scATX so what they mean is “it looks like the criminals are unambiguously American, so there’s no issue here!”
@Saturn500Jared @scATX except randomly shooting up a crowd of innocent strangers is pretty terroristy
(And if you genuinely don’t know where a picture came from, disclaim so clearly!)
Dear journalists and bloggers: “Twitter” is not ever the source of a photograph. Link. The. ACCOUNT. @pinknews
@DarrenPMeyer @skimbrel a bit rude they didn’t actually link to the twitter account they sourced the image from
@tapbot_paul you know, I can’t even be mad about the tax thing, as I was always surprised someone hadn’t found a way to legislate it yet.
@_larry0 woo
@thwartedefforts the “university” part was just meant to convey that learning to program takes years of dedication.
My blog about reverse engineering the program that consumed more ram when I shook my tablet http://t.co/4c9o7b2gcn
@grp I can't even tell when you're trolling anymore
@artkiver no one is contesting a paying customer’s right to complain, only a not directly paying because it’s open source one.
@furicle no, but we all know those evil bakers are in on it somehow.
Another pet peeve of mine is “it’s open source so it’s your fault if you didn’t go to university to learn programming to patch it yourself”
@mescyn #OpenSourceBeingUserHostile
There is literally no point to “points” for buying stuff except the “hot dogs and buns” racket http://t.co/5O2IZzsj62
@hypatiadotca oh my gods I’ve gotten like a hundred
@realnudel I love translucent terminals. I’d only not use one on a machine too weak to actually render that. Like, seventeen megahertz.
@mescyn then link to wherever the hell the rationale is. No rationale? Oh look I found the problem !!
@mescyn “it was removed because <sensible reason> and won’t come back because <sensible reason> sorry, <suggested workaround>” <— good
@mescyn no rationale. User hostile.
@artkiver … that is the most “and this is what’s wrong with open source” comment imaginable ;)
@mescyn um, it’s like no one read the actual ticket and the actual response ! It’s the most straightforward non trolling ticket imaginable
@dhicynic @dylanmccall it isn’t ?
@elad3 open source has a social problem; success is contingent on not brewing community upsets like these
@elad3 yes, step 1. There’s an ordering dependency.
@elad3 I didn’t say they’re evil, just that no wonder folks say “my feature disappeared and GNOME is less useful to me now”
@elad3 Look at the actual ticket. Look at the actual response. All ranting came after that response.
Also, don’t miss the fact that GNOME is an actual foundation, with finances, not a hobby developer github account ;)
@elad3 but gnome is not a hobby project. They are a *foundation*. They have *money* and everything.
@elad3 valid argument for hobby side projects with a few thousand users or less!
@furicle that ticket is from a few weeks ago. Then someone posted it to HN and the fuss started. But it’s a righteous fussing IMO.
@elad3 @dotstdy what the feature is or how useless it was is completely tangential from the actual problem
I don’t care if it’s the stupidest feature in the history of the universe, that’s not professional behavior. End open source rant
@elad3 yes, I already read it
From the G+ thread: user is “irrationally attached” to feature that disappeared without explanation and devs wouldn’t give explanation.
@dotstdy @elad3 and… why not just like… say so?
Now, offering an actual rationale for why a feature was removed when someone opens a ticket (or linking to one) would be… better.
I don’t care that they’re “open source”, if they want to be a real project then they gotta not close “where did my feature go” with “no”
@elad3 strongly disagree. They are a *community* project. “No. *wontfix*” is completely anti-community
@dylanmccall … and sure it’s freeware, but it’s positioned as a serious product, ergo the users are customers.
@dylanmccall “where did my existing feature go?” “Wontfix” nope, that’s the most rude-to-customers thing a programmer can possibly do
@Motoma more likely you lost power while it was being written to or something ?
See, this is why no one likes GNOME anymore https://t.co/Gc81ZfzUCP someone got banned from the bugtraq for posting it to hacker news
@quine @m0nk_dot I had a dream you died stopping a car thief.  I assume my dreams work on rand( people I follow on twitter ) for content
@banasidhe @attritionorg @carsteneiram I’m Dutch-born and I’ll allow being conflated with the Danish - just not the Deutsch.
@aidenconri just something San disk makes
@quine @m0nk_dot guessing I’m blocked, huh.
$85 *was* a bulk price, I don't think one could buy these individually if they tried
@kuripyon that was the quoted price per unit for "Android manufacturers" so I assume that was bulk.
I googled the model of processor (VIA 8650) in these $50 netbooks. In 2011, the processors cost $85 each.
@m0nk_dot @sergeybratus art is android… but document template is OSX… does not compute
@joshua613 I'm a bit of an asm education advocate :)
Ever stop and think that we successfully got the entire world to treat “MP3” as a real and proper word to be said with a straight face
@matthew_d_green who loves OSI and doesn’t realize it’s unrealistic? Everyone in my undergrad gave the prof a look of disbelief !
All the cute cases are for iPad Mini! This sends a negative body image to all 10” tablets
@mirell it should become encrypted when the device is locked.
@m1sp_ebooks who are we talking about, little robot? @sciencecomic ?
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@Kufat yes
Today on “odd phrases to put on an iPad case” http://t.co/Vd6ByytGkY
@chriseng oh where is everyone going to sit ?!
@tanonev not for lack of trying! It turns out most homicidal maniacs went to storm trooper academy
17 injured in parade mass shooting http://t.co/PWhHhK8eXk <— and this barely registers as news if there’s no bomb.
@jvanegue no one, not one person, prefers OpenSSL for anything
@_f_a_t_ donno yet
@blowdart you take that back YOU TAKE THAT BAokay.
@H0lyPuma Either my bank is lazy or their algorithm knows that I buy electronics every time I get two pennies in my pocket
Whoa hey they have pink Android watches on aliexpress... .... .....
@RichardBarrell trust me there will be like six billion pictures of it when it arrives
@brentrubell why not? Never owned a Windows CE device before!
on aliexpress: "People who bought <cheap netbook> also bought <five pages of novelty correction tape dispensers>"
@akopa the solitaire one is win
@yaakov_h It's kind of like a pond that's only three inches deep and every square inch has reeds growing in it
@nicklockwood yup. dear @m1sp is, irrefutably, my personally allocated Australian.
Talking to my Australian, they are amazed that there is functioning marshland literally about ten feet from my door :)
Have you ever had a dream someone you know died and then you internalize it and spend the day being sad they're dead? (It was @quine)
@HanakoGames now use all of them in one tweet (that one doesn’t count)
The “mommy and daddy still love each other” bit in this Boston police vs FBI spat is adorable http://t.co/M3REIkQbom
@WhiteMageSlave success is being permanently associated with smug grins
@m1sp meep
@puellavulnerata wow, she and I actually agree on something!
@WhiteMageSlave awww! Thank you!
@m1sp eeeeeee! I’m awake! I’m on!
@dan_crowley not a video, but I think it has rudimentary anti screenshot of some sort (obvs another device can always record the screen)
Drunk @MrToph ad drunk @apiary cannot collectively clear World 1-1 in Super Mario 3.
@fncombo do they not have mothers in your country?
@comex having finally determined the Brawl disc is not in my possession, I have ordered another that shall come by post.
My drunk friends have discovered Skullgirls on the Xbox. Their drunk logic is defeated by characters with detachable heads
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Geek house party problems: “whose iPhone is this? Who has an iPhone with a cherry blossom wallpaper”
@jennifurret @NomentionofKev … wow. I always knew those random photos were stolen from some random person, but when it’s someone you know…!
Eve tales: giving a cargo container progressively more passive-aggressive labels as another player drifts closer and closer to it
@justintroutman @kaepora @kivikakk except that's kind of the whole point of the app
@Geesu @cgiffard http://t.co/O4JpPZdOhl "SanDisk Cruzer Fit CZ33"
This is my gaming hard drive. Bless technology http://t.co/u4Mntizafq
@JayMassey @howtogeek whence the “jot and tittle” line in the KJV!
@chibitech Dirty Digital sounds like a band
@edcetera @schoolofprivacy it'd be the same as good Windows 7 tools. If you mean Metro apps, there's just toy encrypters.
@apiary we're going to the store so don't show up in the next few minutes or you will be very lonely
I'm counting former employees as part of the company. You can get off the payroll but you can't escape, @MrToph
Apparently half of Veracode is coming over to our house to play a drinking card game
@cybergibbons it's DHS or whatever the bright yellow one is called
Gettin’ dressed, goin’ to the store on this lovely Saturday *puts on work badge* wait
@leighhollowell I think it’s starting at three-ish
@BullshitCastles @0x17h I promise we are not all like this :(
@leighhollowell just bring some more beer, and oh, I should make DH go get snacks, what would you and Jolly like
@savagejen my teenage self is saying “well duh”
@apiary George and his brother in law can’t drink this weekend, clearance received! Address incoming
@jeremiahfelt a $50 windows ce netbook from China
@kaepora I suspect that Canada is the last stop on a Pacific delivery route that begins in California…
@dan_crowley Snapchat’s key selling point is that the recipient “can’t” keep a permanent copy of the transmission. Fails its threat model…
It’s been 24 hours since my Terrible Laptop shipped and the tracking number still returns a not-found error. My confidence is wavering !
@wookiee you madman!
@apiary I actually don’t know; it might be too many people already! Let me get a count of who is actually playing
@m1sp I cleared out an entire pirate refuge all by myself!! Drones are my friends!! *crashes into bed*
@CliffsEsport eve online
@CliffsEsport ... the context is a video game ^-^;;
@_larry0 @snipeyhead I’m a fan of “Fiona”
Oh gods I’ve reached the “spreadsheets in space” stage — tallying up expenditures and income on a calculator like it’s a job
@inversephase we use the online order form. There's a delivery address field for apartment number...
@bmirvine lol yes
@Pepyri_ I'm inside a station in 1.0 space!
Eve report: I'm a lot better at this game than I thought I would be! I found a wormhole! It went to a bad place! I came back.
My friend @kivikakk has a go at breaking snapchat encryption from scratch http://t.co/1dVXzUUgd8 <-- good learning exercise
@DarthNull @mattblaze if you had a car you weren't poor enough!
@superMTW why would I want a computer that doesn't have a battery and doesn't fit in my purse???
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The Windows App Store's standards are so low that there's an app that's literally just someone's resume
@landley Ali Express?
@Kufat I eat at local Italian places all the time.
@Kufat and you know what? It makes me happy.
@mattblaze I eat at real Italian places all the time. Sometimes I just want Poor College Student food!
@landley China!
@mattblaze DH and I come from a lower class background. Real pizza is too fancy for our blood.
Literally every time we get a new Dominos delivery person they call to ask what our apt number is. Does the order form drop this field???
@p0rksy China! Rest assured it is terrible
@SurprisingEdge opera mini, apparently
@m1sp proddle
@eebrah it's from China and it runs Windows CE
My $50 Laptop will be here in three to seven days. If this thing works out, I’ll have to figure out how to get a case with low shipping cost
@ShadowTodd also, no longer had a human inside her
@eevee I ended up writing posts in a markdown editor and copy/pasting.
I had a dream that I found a fistful of bitcoin on the ground. They were small golden triangles.
@miah_ @spacerog well, the fewer parts made from plastic, the less of a “3D printed” gun it is… it’s just a gun
@spacerog I kind of don’t see how you can make a gun barrel out of meltable-for-printing plastic that isn’t single shot.
@eevee I am acutely aware of the inside of my right ear. Just the right one.
@securityhulk @dakami there’s an autopsy coming out on the corporate blog next week about this silliness ;)
@WhiteMageSlave at least Lippa said something sensible
@WhiteMageSlave I imagine most of them had no idea that was even there until now
I have no idea how things like this just pop up in our kitchen http://t.co/CTJ1t3I86P
Also didn't expect to find out Tony Lippa is *still* sheriff of Caroline after all these years by reading the Boston news
The elder Tsarnaev brother has been buried near my old house in Virginia. Predictably the locals act like this somehow unsanctifies the soil
It seems I always write my corporate blog posts on Friday, and they have to wait for Monday
@The1TrueSean http://t.co/GfpD1s7h2r
I find it interesting that on iOS, the “gun” emoji is unambiguously a real handgun, but on Windows 8, it’s a scifi ray gun. 🔫
@attritionorg no, I just didn’t cc: the brony because that’d be cheating.
@attritionorg aww where’s *my* troll
@Casiusss well uh the immediate prior RT was the context   The one about their coolant leaking
@m_cars my friend did! I wouldn't have the patience
@Jonimus my friend made it!
Newest installment in the series "Hats Eating My Head" http://t.co/Q1CzScYW4f
It's okay everyone I read about Cantor in a comic book once
Year 2018: Microsoft keeps trying to design the Xbox Infinity’s successor, but the result is always still Xbox Infinity.
Next Xbox is named Infinity. Marketing high-fives, then slowly begins to question the wisdom of this decision.
@Gadgetoid @shmoosr people aren’t bothered by what was “always so.” The trick is to not let icky things become always so.
@qu1j0t3 @strlen I really doubt the quality is acceptable for that *yet* but probably in five years
@grayj_ integrating computer vision into this would completely, utterly change the question
In principle they can re-identify the same person across visits, but it doesn’t give them any PII like your phone number.
Mixed feelings on Nordstrom tracking how long customers stay by phone wifi beacons. Be aware that your phone broadcasts its presence!
@MrToph on that note, you and @leighhollowell are invited to play Drunk Quest at our house tonight
@m1sp and on that note, be sure to install eve! So we can fly !
@jgeorge though if you go ahead and install those to your device, in theory Walgreens can mitm you ;)
@jgeorge you need the private half to produce new certs signed by these ones
@m1sp that is… eerily similar to my own experience.
@BomuBoi when I was much younger I was working on fiction about that - the NPCs were self-aware.
@jgeorge these aren’t the private keys, so in theory this is safe, but putting these on the public internet is still rather… odd.
@seanhn @cBekrar bah humbug
Jarring reminder that space stations are real and there are people who live in space
@spacerog @kjhealy I use nano. And my car is a Civic.
@BobbiJ0609 @LifeInNeon …. And the firing pin. Minor detail.
@xa329 yeah I wouldn't be volunteering
@DarrenPMeyer @Veracode @chriseng b-b-baka
@CipherLaw I'm a fan of neither the concept of export status of information nor "censor until we say you can uncensor"
@CliffsEsport but I feel there are quite enough ways to die without hanging around machines engineered to orchestrate it
@CliffsEsport it would be nice if bullets didn't actually penetrate bodies in real life
@CliffsEsport I don't let what the law says dictate what I consider ethical or reasonable - fix stupid laws!
@jesster_king that's the whole point of this debacle. Foreigners might find out about hand guns!
@CliffsEsport the sound of a chunk of metal rending flesh and bone and vividly red drops of life spraying into the night
@landley I am of the opinion that it's the *production* of that first one that is the problem; the file is the evidence, not the crime.
@CliffsEsport because they are mechanisms designed to go bang bang splorch?
@CliffsEsport @davidjayharris the things that grow in my sink definitely count as biological warfare
Amazingly, the actual link to half a gigabyte of files is still live on their site. But some of you are evil foreigners, so I can't share.
@alizardx @puellavulnerata nope. Something far more awful than that. It's a debugging utility which got shipped as a background service!!!
@theprez98 @innismir I think it’s trying to tell you not to screenshot or copy/paste the results for your own protection.
@davidjayharris and you can find instructions for biological warfare by checking the “don’t” section on bottles under your sink.
@davidjayharris deploying biological weapons is wrong. Knowing how it’s done is not.
@vogon wouldn’t this count as “legitimately in the public domain”?
@Xecantur you think something I ordered from Hong Kong two days ago is within two thousand miles of me yet? ;)
And I say all this as someone who hates guns, fears guns, does not want to be in the general vicinity of guns.
A file describing the geometry of a gun is not a gun. @StateDept can there be anything more antithetical to America than seizing knowledge?
So lemme get this straight: the US government is trying to suppress a file containing a 3D model of most of a gun? Both scary and pathetic 🔫
@puellavulnerata @0xdeadbabe does the kitten have an SSD?
@rosyna @geekable wut  The… register?
@jesster_king @helloerinmarie I believe elected positions do not count as “employees”
@dakami bonus: the app is written in .net
@DarrenPMeyer @Veracode @chriseng but but  I thought I was the anime head…
@0x17h augh
@eevee I’ve got almost eight thousand now and I don’t think I’ve ever gotten one; not sure what their algorithm is.
@mweissbacher @523 The Glorious JavaScript Typing System strikes again
@solak @The1TrueSean absent parents provide a narrative framework for both purpose and opportunity for a youth to do something dangerous.
1800s astronomy book contains photographs of painstakingly sculpted clay models of the moon as seen by telescope http://t.co/MzkAQaFqRA
Definitely gonna do a blog post tomorrow about decompiling this vendor trash eating my ram (but marketing won't post it until next week...)
@Xaosopher when DH told me to take out the trash, I said I couldn't because of statis webifier and warp scrambler
@dipidoo no. It's mallocing on every shake event the accelerometer reports.
This is amazing, I can make the app's ram usage spike by shaking the tablet violently
@kaepora it must be leaking somehow, by keeping things referenced. It relies on a huge amount of third party code for that tiny functionalit
That's literally ALL it does, as I don't see it actually do anything with that timer, just faithfully track it.
280MB was being used by an Acer utility in .net that does nothing but track how long since last keypress/mouse/accelerometer triggered.
@m3hr a lot of people who actually work at Twitter follow me so I use their client and complain so maybe they'll fix it (or hate me)
Not amused with Acer utilities that think they're special enough to re-enable themselves after I turn them off in autoruns
@Storifyhelp @kivikakk I need to start keeping a kill board of sites my username has exposed bugs in ;)
@TheDaveCA the NES! 2KB of ram tucked at the beginning of the address space (not counting the picture processor's separate ram)
@Netbus You should consider not making sexist comments regardless of the coolness factor! It's not fair to others that I hog all the cool.
@TheDaveCA dude my target system has 2KB of ram don't get self-righteous with me ;)
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@The1TrueSean looks legit - what kind of computer would know about our human clock system ?
@pmjordan cheap chocolate, because they add so much filler it starts to look gray
I like touchscreens https://t.co/K1tzgeK0OX
@The1TrueSean not Swiss Miss...
Being allergic to brown food dye means that Swiss chocolate counts as a medical expense
@hynek with *free* products that's the inevitable outcome, but not always so with paid ones
Basically I've come to the opinion that small shops make the best software. Clear vision + sensitive to customer needs
@Ammoniak because it costs more, is bloated, and they're herding people to an annual subscription model. And I don't like openoffice much
@katzmandu I somehow suspect this has rather more features.
Oh, and the word processor is using eight megabytes of ram. Eight!
I should warn you that I can't stand Open Office as every time I tried it it's a little too slow and a little too ugly and slightly "off"
I downloaded the trial of this commercial alternative to MS Office that costs $80 and so far it's actually great? http://t.co/yMWEpB5i9I
@tenfootfangs it was incredibly difficult to get both my face and the octocat in the picture while holding the camera
@vogon I don't think I know how to not do that
@HackerHuntress amazingly tangly and hurty! But when it cooperates, it has a nice Hermione effect
Gratuitous Selfie 2: The Other Github Shirt. Unfortunately my public commits are not so numerous as this suggests http://t.co/DfDX2bqHDI
@CyberiAccela I've been running Linux on expensive small touchscreens since 2007! https://t.co/gDz6TX1q00
@CyberiAccela I now assume Linux is your primary desktop operating system
@RichardBarrell touch screen, you typing racist
@CyberiAccela You know when is the last time I plugged a personal device into Ethernet? I have no idea. Five years ago?
Help my glasses are tsnglef in my hair I can't see what I am typing  oh gods it'd all blurry
@CyberiAccela this thought was prompted specifically by warning someone to remember to check the model for ethernet
@sugnaturi that's the "lazy" part of "lazytweet" ;)
Remember when you didn't have to ask if a computer was thick enough to contain a USB port?
@pmjordan thanks!
@vogon the translation itself is obviously server side, so I figure the guestimate could be client side and it'd still count as a webservice
lazytweet: when Chrome detects a foreign language based on text (not metadata), does it do that locally or is it submitting samples?
@davidbelanger78 my office workstation over vpn, yeah. I keep complaining about the state of our internal lan certs...
@m1sp it was more about... us going to the same school, and you giving me a piggy back ride, which probably wouldn't work too well irl
@ochsff it’s kind of funny how we’ve conditioned people to assume recommendations are finely tuned by an intelligent algorithm!
@ochsff the first is the one you’re looking at and the other two are a random sample of their celebrity accounts.
@trufae well, what did you *think* it would do?
@33mhz @0x17h their value for analogy is that they actually get in the news; though I draw analogy to hatred rather than action.
@nonstampNSC the excuse for why their individual writing styles show through is one is like God’s clarinet and the other God’s flute, etc
@nonstampNSC were you raised in the “plenary inspiration” school of theology? I was taught that God literally mind controlled them
@kivikakk @Storify JavaScript casting bug ahoy! Probably another case of http://t.co/NYSkkumjym
@kivikakk young enough that they might not even know what the word really means ?
@_wirepair D:
Diablo 3 pushes patch with trivially obvious integer overflow bug that allows gold duping http://t.co/Z6dSilEIqf
@m1sp I had a totally adorbs dream about you
@qole that's a boot to the head http://t.co/BBhUrAo7uX
Thunder! Lightning! I should give my iHeatgenerator a break before it sets something on fire anyway
@chriseng what are you trying to say about @codeferret_
@landr0id apologies for the autocorrect that snuck in there
@landr0id like ARM, and a rudimentary decompiler. And you can tweak and re-disassemble stuff and save it out as executable.
@landr0id yes, while it’s not and never will be as featured as Ida, it’s still very useful and contains features the base USA does not, —
@landr0id the video is aging a bit! Hopper has gotten several new features and improvements since then
I’m feeling another fit of Voynich obsession coming on.
Maybe @TheOnion assumed they wouldn’t be targeted because they aren’t a “real” newspaper - I know I sure was surprised…
SEA used the exact same phishing email in multiple widely publicized campaigns and still more newspaper employees fall for it
Five point three billion hashes per second. With a “b” http://t.co/EdsaEtj8aH
@TheDaveCA Chromebook’s target market is schools in less wealthy countries.
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@chriseng my iPad is far and away the most secure device I own!
@chriseng what’s the point of a personal device if you can’t store your personal data on it ?
@evilbluechicken nope! The scariest thing that’s happened is I flew to a faction contested zone to pick up a ship for cheaper
@chriseng @SecurityPenguin @csoandy where’s my security penguin huh
Real selfie this time - my @github shirts came! Whoa how do my eyes get so big http://t.co/5VTsf4wiBZ
@TheDaveCA it was an older lady who appeared to be researching something over dinner
Holy search terms! A chromebook in the wild!
To hide my embarrassment about not knowing the top bar is transparent at the lock screen in ios, I'll just complain about it crashing
Ha you're right the triangle is part of the wallpaper - but I never noticed it's transparent on the lock screen as I've never stared at it
@inversephase I have a 1.2ghz/512mb one that runs XP, but the power is currently out of order
@ae_g_i_s there are a few cat breeds like this too, like the Persian in that article.
@ae_g_i_s — certain bloodlines reached critical mass of certain genes ie fixation, but the species itself isn’t changing.
@ae_g_i_s evolve isn’t quite the right word, it’s just that their mating has been closely regulated by humans for a few thousand years and —
Why is it we can celebrate the uniqueness of minor deformities in cats ( http://t.co/QXbtxsGMuo ) but treat it as a tragedy in humans?
@jennifurret congrats! I’m sure that’s a load off your shoulders
In response to concerns that the pink one looks lonely http://t.co/C7XWwxfpIM
selfie.jpg http://t.co/o6o423rJha
It just now occurs to me to try mobile web. Hello! Twitter for iPhone and Tweetbot went totally dark on me. Panic began setting in
Is it my imagination or is twitter down
@pajp there’s no skip button, only cancel…
Can we please have an easier-to-pronounce name for the slowly spreading apache apocalypse than “cdorked”? http://t.co/xDLbDuDyoh
This song is dedicated to, among others, @m1sp http://t.co/NBnHlVHspP
This book I grabbed calls Windows CE the most interesting Windows - I’m inclined to agree; I find tight resource constraints fascinating
@puellavulnerata unfollow bug struck sorry D:
@wimremes so did he… what a funny religion, always looking for things to feel guilty about.
@xa329 well, newer versions of windows CE do in fact support .net, it’s a light .net that doesn’t have everything though
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“Windows CE .NET 4.0 does not support the .NET framework.” Oh, turn-of-the-millennium Microsoft.
@nickm_tor my joke made more sense when I read your tweet as “I need the name of an RNG that…”
@nickm_tor I recommend this one I wrote just now named DefinitelyDoesn’tReturn256
.@github is raining 500s
The “poker hacker” case has had hacking charges thrown out. Only a wire fraud case now.
@zeroday @_larry0 not really enough ram - the netbooks with a gig start at about $100
@comex 🇨🇳
@daiconrad no, arm. I’m sure a celeron could defeat it soundly.
@vogon super h sounds like a video game
@JackLScanlan @profoundlypaige actually most victims of gun violence are killed by a family member or other acquaintance so …
@blowdart yup. Opera Mini here I come !
@JackLScanlan @profoundlypaige and a much lower density of killer animals
It’s http://t.co/tettnV51MI several people there sell it so check the shipping options if you’re as willing as I am to get terrible hw :)
@miaubiz don’t think so, but there are ones that cost slightly more that run android that have HDMI out
@Soulmech http://t.co/tettnV51MI
@vogon does CE come for flavors other than arm ?
I’m ordering a $50 pink computer that runs Windows CE, has an 800mhz processor, and 256mb ram. Best burner laptop ever?
@0xcharlie @nudehaberdasher scared to go onstage without him?
@ZoeQuinnzel @vogon smiley faces wander across a screen of punctuation. Then you get a message that the smiley faces are horrifically dead
@_larry0 @ra6bit I’m short on tools and long on clumsiness
“OS: Android 2.2 Browser: IE” looks legit
@_larry0 @ra6bit I’ve got an extremely tiny pink Korean netbook but the power pin is bent and I need someone to fix it…
@_larry0 I saw one that was about $70 in there that has USB, ethernet and HDMI. Yes it’s in the description and in the photo, HDMI!
@MarkKriegsman @focalintent there are so many to choose from http://t.co/peOZhQvTq4
@MarkKriegsman @QuantumG I know exactly why people need more than a gigabyte of ram. To run the engine.
@demize95 I’ll let you in on a secret: I have a compulsion to acquire tech every few months.  Far better that I spend $60 than $600 :D
@zeroday not necessarily this one in particular but http://t.co/927khBoPo0
@_larry0 no wifi, almost certainly, but a lot of them actually fit ethernet in there!
@iRonNCSU well, the screen itself, plus wifi
I am seriously considering getting one of these ~$60 netbooks in the interest of science and brightly colored plastic casing
It’d be a lot of fun to get a stack of these and give them out as prizes at a con and see if anyone can do something with them
@McGrewSecurity that one is a speed demon compared to the 300mhz one I just found
Where do these incredibly terrible netbooks even come from? http://t.co/927khBoPo0
@bobpoekert keyboards are kind of noted for being easy to enumerate all states for working as expected!
@superMTW no, it's for the generic bluetooth keyboard
@JZdziarski @cschweitz I'm just saying I don't see how the response was in any way related to racist prejudice on a personal level
OSX wants me to install a... firmware update... for... my... keyboard??
@JZdziarski @cschweitz you know how some people have a “pet issue” they connect to totally unrelated subjects? I think I know yours :)
@innismir I thought the logic was that the site was information for workers who may have been exposed to radiation.
@jgeorge @PaulM it’s “national change your password day”
@SurprisingEdge PvE. I assumed I had to defeat all the pirates to clear the mission and kept at it…
@blowdart @hypatiadotca @natashenka the nintendo was my dad’s first gaming system. >:)
@focalintent amazon… and with all respect, I don’t think this model would fit you…
@Kufat you asked that as a reply to a statement on *underwear* dude
@Kufat … I’ll think of something!
@natashenka @hypatiadotca it’s been known to happen!
Fact: if you mail-order “assorted prints” underwear, they will send you pink leopard print
@EntroX today’s adventure: not realizing my new guns fit way less ammo than the old ones. Oops
#eve the illegal narcotics factory literally has a neon sign reading “NARCOTICS” on the roof
.@CloudFlare film of Syria retracting routes again http://t.co/CUpoXL05Ia ht @Hackintech_
I’ll pretend my Windows tablet is a Windows tablet… In Space. “The GPU is overheating, captain!” “She’ll hold… until I beat my high score!!”
@marginoferror I like it so far, but people gave me money so I don’t have to fret about noob grinding
@vogon if the first ship I lost was a battleship, either I’m really good at this game or not spending the money given to me wisely!
And there goes my first lost ship #eve
Hey @cloudflare looks like Syria broke again- can we get another route withdrawal video like http://t.co/HqvA7hFxno before they lie about it
@Achifaifa yeah several months ago. They lied about it too
If you don't have Flash Player, this just happened (look at extreme right), gfdi Syria http://t.co/Xqo77VijZq
@vogon look, I’m just confused, first you told me you were a duck, then a seal, now a human??
I train people well - I glance their way and they assume I have a bug in their product.
@vogon your face
@vogon *squint*
Amazon Attention Deficient Disorder: I should order some pants. *click* zomg a box?? zomg PANTS??
@ColinTheMathmo amusingly, I don’t even need the thing to run, I’m putting it through static analysis to repro an issue with our system
@noxander007 huh, never seen that kind before. Around here (I grew up near "Rochester, the Lilac City") they're a particular light purple
I am completely, utterly, 100% positive this will work. With no consequences at all. http://t.co/L2YdUaDsru
@ColinTheMathmo it *does* have memmove. What doesn't have memmove? An SDK from 30 years ago?
Oh, of *course* whether or not it thinks memmove exists depends on whether I'm trying to generate a debug build! Screw you apache
@virgiltexas @miuaf bless your heart.
"error: memmove does not exist on this platform" I'm sorry, what
That awkward moment when you have no idea what the password of your build VM is
@jephjacques hey hitting random in the archives, every few pages I get the chrome malware warning, bad advert alert
@noxander007 neither! I have no idea what it is. But lilacs are lilac, not pink!
fios problems: verifying this DMG is taking longer than it did to download it, wahh
@chriseng but that'd be a good idea if it wasn't "pull lever, receive felony"
@chriseng on my sacred hacker's honor I'm working from home today
@mxgijsen you just hate us for our freedom
The view from my window is a tree of pink flowers. I should try harder to appreciate this while it lasts.
That's right, I'm... I'm... gingerkin
@matt_merkle eve
The real reason I play video games is to live out my fantasy of being a natural-born redhead with freckles http://t.co/21wTLDyHR6
@grp @41414141 ringing the alarm and saying "exploit! exploit! (you already need root privs)" is our version of crying wolf
@ra6bit it’s the density of their data; just delete a few gigabytes that look useless
@txs ouch dude #unfollower
@MrToph @leighhollowell about time geez ! :)
@grp @41414141 err, it’s super weird to drop a full disclosure on it like a big kid
@zygen those look… delicious
@whyallthenoise eve
@eevee … my gods.
@artkiver err, are we talking about the same thing? I’m talking about a video game…
@Casiusss eve
The game lets me buy insurance on ships it gave me for free? Space fraud ahoy
@ohunt in eve
@jackyalcine none that are finished!
Oh goodness I've reached the hacking tutorial. Apparently space crypto isn't very good
"You don't own anything worth insuring" is probably the harshest thing a video game has ever said to me
@halvarflake @halvarfake it's game money in eve
@tylerbindon (I'm just leaving it while my load is running, not for so long it seems abandoned)
@tylerbindon it's pretty expensive ! I wouldn't mind if a stranger "borrowed" a pinch in an emergency but it's not like taking a bic pen
@rezeusor a couple episodes of the Mega Man cartoon. I was devastated.
A teenage boy from down the street stole the VCR. I still remember his name. He wrote a letter of apology to my dad. Never got the tape back
Laundry detergent is the only thing that’s ever been stolen from me, aside from our VCR with a Mega Man tape in it when I was like, seven
My detergent is getting low, so I’m deliberately leaving it out in the laundry room to test for thieves in this building.
@halvarfake (it’s Clarion Maenad. I assume sooner or later someone from twitter is going to blow me up for the lulz)
@halvarfake who are you and what have you done with @halvarflake
@swiftfoxfire I didn’t until about two hours ago
@RandomStep as presented it's three of three, four of four or five of five wouldn't be much better; PIN is four of ten
@RandomStep it'd be resistant to shoulder surfing but if an adversary gets the phone they could probably crack it quickly.
@grp it's a product, not a service!
@EntroX \o/
@EntroX it's Clarion Maenad. I hope there's not a way to send painful death :p
@elliottcable he did once like years ago and didn't like it
@IanAKemp @elliottcable I knew my husband was wrong !
@elliottcable I guess what I mean is if my pod blows up does my money go away or does it persist
@elliottcable is there a bank I have to put excess funds in or something
So @elliottcable just sent me a hundred million monies. I knew socializing on Google Wave would pay off one day... <3
@IanAKemp yes. I am in wiki absorption mode.
@sneakin Intel Inside
I was told this game is Spreadsheets in Space but so far it's Posing For Character Portraits In Space
@elliottcable I just finished my character, her name is Clarion Maenad
It's like 16 color mode where it's my 16 favorite colors. How do I keep it?
I accidentally launched Eve twice. This was the result. http://t.co/BnmcmXuylD
@katsniffen so maybe the company just hasn't actually gotten around to shipping it yet but they sure fleeced me for shipping then!
@katsniffen yes it's something coming to me. The company sent me "your order has shipped" on Thursday
Twin sisters whose lives never diverged http://t.co/SZClOWTmPQ
It appears that SEA is in fact taking credit for it. But they don’t seem to get The Onion’s response.
Okay. I give up. Was @TheOnion really hacked or not?
The Onion’s tips for keeping news sites from being hacked- with kind words to say about twitter @support. http://t.co/C3kjPo4qzS
@Wikisteff @flipzagging @headhntr @ioerror @maradydd speech to text is very computationally expensive and even google does a poor job.
@JZdziarski @flipzagging @headhntr @ioerror @maradydd you don’t have to keep paying for hard drives if you just buy them outright…
@torvos I still use a copy of Photoshop purchased in 2001. But that’s the problem from their pov, I’m sure
@OFFtheDOT time to get a new car!
@lojikil while my needs can be met with these tools, I suspect a professional video editor may feel differently.
Is Adobe seriously going to a per-month subscription model only? That’s disgusting. I hope the light version of Photoshop is excluded !
@oh_rodr the prior? It comes off.
Enjoying how the USPS has listed my priority mail as "shipping info received" (ie in stasis) since Thursday #priorities
@m1sp *prod*
(The dispute is about how long we were in a certain situation. To her it was 3 years of 30; to me it was 3 of 9; centerpiece of childhood.)
"Melissa is crazy. Said she <snip> on twitter." I have a feeling my mother did not intend this text for me.
@raudelmil it doesn’t matter much, because no matter how you define it, IPs, domains, or servers, they have no idea what the number is :D
Listening to someone explain to the new guy that yes, many of our large customers literally don't know how many websites they own.
My job basically comes down to hacking around the halting problem.
What’s the etiquette of plugging in your iPad to someone else’s charger when he’s not in his cube
@landley lolol
@ivanca oh trust me you are preaching to the choir here
@ivanca that too, though it’s a bit apples and oranges
@vogon @icculus I’d assume it was video game distribution, as those generally ship as binary and bitness can actually matter.
@DrPizza I read that phrase as “well APPARENTLY you dweebs are all on dialup, so we’ll wait for the Xbox 4 to enforce the way we want”
@landley cannot reproduce
@landley test http://t.co/lgLnjr12x7 http://t.co/lgLnjr12x7 http://t.co/lgLnjr12x7 http://t.co/lgLnjr12x7 http://t.co/lgLnjr12x7
In particular I find the phrase that the xbox will be “tolerant of today’s internet” very telling.
@furicle on some models at least, or they have a setup like a “smart” GPS that’s integrated a little too closely
@furicle of course they’re integrated. With everything.
Microsoft’s damage control statement on offline play reads as if they only just now decided for sure it will definitely have offline play.
This trend of cars shipping onboard computers running full traditional operating systems (with web servers?!) is terrifying me
@rantyben @osxreverser it's called contemporary worship mister
@rantyben @osxreverser arise my love, arise my love, the grave no longer has a hold on thee! No more death’s sting, no more suffering, arise
@Tomi_Tapio I can play a cute redhead with freckled in Dragon’s Dogma! :p
@osxreverser  kill -SIGSTOP $pid kill -SIGCONT $pid
@jnordine I’d buy it with the 128gb SSD instead of cheaping out on the 64gb SSD
@tenfootfangs Word is constructed well.
@DrPizza we got a whole shelf of Tor fantasy books downstairs. Big hardcover ones.
@jnordine Acer w700
Oh, iOS apps. I love it when I stroke you and nothing happens, I know a segfault is imminent.
@rgov however, it seems it’s good at shoulder surfing resistance
@rgov well, I’m assuming the exact setup in the pictures is a PoC and a real world implementation would throw in a few more.
@0x17h D:
@MarkKriegsman what are your symptoms? I’m feeling a little flushed.
@vogon those are just the poc, but you’re limited in information density if you want to make sure every possible trait appears at least once
Interesting new take on lock screens - but doesn’t look very crack-resistant http://t.co/ToeEd7tFSm
@0x17h I’m not aware of any - and FTR I’ve only gotten it working on Windows, haven’t touched gnu radio
@0x17h … hrm. Start poking at it with netcat or something…
@0x17h I have no idea, but cute numbers like that are just as likely some custom service. Er, I assume this ain’t *your* computer.
BBC interviews white men about Google Glass. One calls people who like smart phones not normal like you and me. http://t.co/nLcYLPWZUC
Cruel coder baiting, part 2 [pdf] http://t.co/3S2Fvl3FZL
@Tadlette of course there were some perfectly fine future teachers in the lot too. But not enough.
@Tadlette I really can’t emphasize strongly enough the degree to which I would not trust anyone’s child with some of those students.
Old but good: cruel rent-a-coder baiting. http://t.co/2A16DweBga
@RigelMD “less intelligent ones” is a way of saying people I wouldn’t trust with a gerbil, never mind twenty children.
As best as I can figure, they ended up majoring in childhood education because they figured you only need a 5th grade knowledge to pass…
Most of the “less intelligent ones” at my uni were studying childhood education. It’s not attracting enough competent future educators.
@grp a little less issue, but I’d still be right here saying that it’s a nearly useless platform on its own into the foreseeable future
@th3j35t3r young Mr. Tsarnaev is accused of some wicked things - but don’t you think being angry about his human rights is also quite wicked
@th3j35t3r young Mr. Tsarnaev is accused of some wicked things - but don’t you think being angry about his human rights is also quite wicked
@grp which is what Windows has been literally our entire lives. If they can solve the app problem, WinRT won’t be a waste of a tablet anymor
@grp fundamentally the issue is that it *currently* fails to be a Windows- a general purpose home office and school platform w/ apps galore
@grp here, try this ice cream RT! It’s just ice. No cream. But it’s cold, so that’s still ice cream.
This is what American-brand extremism looks like- lashing out against fundamental human rights of “the enemy” https://t.co/7Jt0sWBmD5
@grp it’s just like Windows 8, except without the “Windows” part! And a ghost town app store; RT should not YET exist on its own.
@vogon Windows doesn’t even have x86/x64 fat binaries afaik. That’s so embarrassing
@vogon well, yes.  “Shooting your future self in the foot: a biography of Microsoft”
@grp the iPad isn’t a continuation of a product line on which my business’s applications were based?
@vogon I just very strongly feel that there should have been an intermediate step - that WinRT shouldn’t even exist yet.
@vogon that’s an “if” larger than the moon, and it’s panning out exactly as it was foretold
“DH isn’t here to cook for me” has progressed to the “eating peanut butter with a spoon” stage.
I like the well-done, polished metro apps. I really do! But that’s in *addition* to the x86 software I need to do my job and hobbies.
Many months in, I still can’t fathom why anyone at MS ever approved WinRT. There’s only one reason you’d get a Windows tablet: for *Windows*
@ternus I'm going to get a scout ship, scan for stuff, run into pirates, and die. I have no misconceptions about this
@elliottcable \o/
@ternus @ScaleItRon dwarf fortress...
@elliottcable huh, okay- I was figuring I'd have to sell a plex if I wanted big iskbucks because I don't have time to grind :)
I caved and got a month of eve because the "exploration" part interests me - but I won't play until tomorrow. Wiki absorption time.
Concerned Users Against Volume-Up Buttons Directly Beneath Power Buttons
@jesster_king I don't! But it's cute :(
@letoams https://t.co/FnNtf4JH1b
@jesster_king no, that's the 11" one...
To my amusement, I can’t access the site which is serving up the root CA that Iranian public workers are supposed to install
@CDA @kaepora gee, only valid for ten years?
@sergeybratus @dildog others have told me they’re okay in news where Russia isn’t concerned, but, Russia is concerned here…
@OptiMizPrime already have one. Two.
@CaptainSaicin where can I get a $400 motorcycle
@chvest :|
@elad3 I also have a Linux laptop and an external touchscreen monitor for it… works okay if you can think like a Linux.
@elad3 I own all three. I… like tablets
@elad3 I love my Windows 8 tablet aside from occasional frustrations with Windows 8 itself but Blue should patch most of them
@tangenteroja yes I do and I have one ;) but I don’t need a second, smaller one! Even if I can aff— *slaps self*
@ErrataRob @kaepora strictly speaking no, but that’s usually what is meant, unless @kaepora happened to have a server on port 80 handy.
Speaking of expensive hobbies, though: YOU *grabs random follower* tell me I DON’T need an 8” Windows tablet no matter how cute it is
@eqe except it’s a “former” employee so the “we’ll fire you” limitation doesn’t apply…
@moxie @mattblaze perhaps the real question should be: why did he say it?
@kaepora they’re probably blocking all ports not used in typical web browsing
@kaepora the first one is true of all libraries afaik. The bathroom one, not so much.
I watched the tutorial on scanning for anomalies in Eve and thought: why are pilots repositioning these probes by hand? Automate, geez!
@A38441 there are some nice things about Lynchburg, but all of them can be found in other places that are better. Moved to Mass :)
@A38441 yes, I went to school there, no not at Liberty.
Back in Lynchburg there was a guy who used his sports car to cruise around his four giant dogs and one tiny one. Was actually adorable.
(I’m sure antique cars are fun, it just grinds my gears when someone whose hobby is antique cars calls my computer hobby too expensive)
@cyclerunner we must not be talking to the same racists - where I come from it’s all about appearance as everyone has the same culture.
Ah, Sunday in the spring, when people of historically advantaged categories drive around in antique cars for no particular reason
@cyclerunner you don’t think it’s inconsistent to rail against “brown folk” and then try to be browner?
@Kufat can you try sounding a little needier? :P And I haven’t been at my computer yet all day.
Modern social problems: is he just not responding to me or did he actually block me?
@artkiver twitter explicitly bans unicode in handles. The question is how the Arabic-speaking kid bugged it out.
@bleidl @kaepora if he had really legitimately won an election with 98% of the vote, how could there possibly now be a civil war?
@kaepora @bleidl well I’ll be a legitimate monkey’s uncle if legitimate and legal are precisely equivalent…
@artkiver um, no one denies that *real names* have always supported unicode. Your twitter handle is @artkiver .
@artkiver your name looks like ASCII to me and letter-by-letter autocomplete agrees
@Se3ek nope.
@artkiver err, example?
Am I the only one who is supremely confused by white supremacists who work on their tan every summer
Time for the annual ritual of being exposed to sunlight and not changing color to the frustration of parents who think this means I’m sick
@CDA @mikko where might I find this certificate installer?
@elad3 @0x3a @mikko it does a soft check client side but lets me submit, then the server either returns an error or silently rejects it
As best as I can figure, twitter has/had a bug with normalizing a unicode percent sign to ASCII and not escaping it, lulz ensued
@elad3 @mikko @0x3a I’m betting there is/was a bug where that was normalized to an ASCII % and not escaped
@mikko @elad3 @0x3a I bet it has something to do with that fancy unicode percent, ٪ , but I still can’t repro.
@JZdziarski @CDA Chrome allows arbitrary sites to register for pinning, especially google. And Twitter official apps definitely use it
Seems the unicode girl’s profile is no accessible on web. Not sure if they fixed bug or I just can’t repro @mikko http://t.co/hSXCsYecMV
@JZdziarski @CDA and pinning has been widely implemented as a direct response to Iran’s abuse in the past
@JZdziarski @CDA of course, but the cert would still be *different* than it was before, and that can’t defeat pinning
@mattblaze I just quoted the guy and let it stand- but my gut tells me it’s either true or they want us to think it’s true and “behave”.
@kivikakk @m1sp good noon <3
@marginoferror @mikko she used to have an ASCII username so I am betting the validation bug is in username *change* code somewhere
@elad3 @mikko no I tried that too. Perhaps relevant is that it keeps giving me the mobile site in English after I set profile to Arabic?
@JZdziarski @CDA you can’t “not know” about being asked to install a new root CA. It’s not a silent operation on any OS.
.@mikko I can’t figure out how she(?) did it- I registered an account, set it to Arabic, and tried to change my username, no repro
@NaveedHamid @mikko that’s just about UI translation. Can’t figure out what this girl(?) did- I can’t register a handle with Arabic chars
@Packetknife @wimremes surely even the most warmongering sorts agree that defending what you have is a prerequisite to aggressing?
@LowestCommonDen it’s not very consistent with the OO thing
@m1sp I derive amusement from how they deride people with in-game ethics as terrible worthless people who ruin everything
@comex oh geez I forgot! Where is that disc…
@qole @migueldeicaza … I never realized he was the author !
Eerily specific advertising: ad on a video game site to pick up a hobby that isn’t virtual. Posted by a karate school in my town.
@abby_ebooks sweetie that’s sexist
@LowestCommonDen not.... really? you're probably thinking of perl...
@QuantumG yeah but like... why.
Good job, Visual Studio, embedding strings in my program referencing an F:\ drive I don't even have.
@kragen .... others are telling me I'm off-base to consider a language with classes "object oriented"
@kragen stuff like len(list) instead of list.count or similarly named member variable. Like, you call that object oriented?
@bobpoekert it's... not as object-orienty as I was led to believe?
Language defenders stand down! I don't hate python. I just keep having to look stuff up because it doesn't work as I assume.
@zephyrfalcon I'd expect "no. of elements in list" to be something like list.count or list.size. Apparently it's len(list)
My programming project could be named "Someone who knows C and Ruby finds Python to be... perplexing"
@drgfragkos I'm an obsessive tabber. But that can't cure outright mixing up argument order or whatnot.
I am unreasonably paranoid of someone breaking into my server and laughing at the typos in my command history
I've been using a metro SSH client called "Remote Terminal" which is actually quite nice (aside from no way to change font that I can see)
@QuantumG @focalintent no, Ragnarok Online 2
@focalintent good news, the game failed to hold my interest!
@sakjur I've played PS3 at a friend's house but the disc was already in the machine! :p
@ErrataRob now my husband and I are top few % for household income. Neither of us think it's because we worked harder than all others.
@ErrataRob and what got us *out* of being poor wasn't hard work - my parents always worked hard. It was rich grandparents
@craftstudiodev @valentinogag @ErrataRob ewwwwww!!
@ErrataRob FYI, I grew up on welfare.
@ErrataRob complex reasons that can't be summarized in a witty tweet?
@valentinogag @ErrataRob the folk at @craftstudiodev got the same email! Someone’s looking for an easy hole.
Made the mistake of reading Eve Online discussions, “liberals are lazy and poor people are almost all poor because they’re lazy”
@sakjur I have no idea, I have never seen a blu ray disc in my life.
@sakjur yes I just never looked at the cable
I am genuinely surprised to notice that the Wii-U has a completely standard HDMI port. I assumed it’d have a funny shape.
@focalintent I think I will give the game a whirl until it gets dark and my high focus state kicks in
Yes my homework assignment for the weekend while he’s gone is to get a character up to a level to party with him
Now the question is: do I work on my program or do I play a Ragnarok 2 character to level 16 like my husband asked me to
It looks like the kind of game you have to give your all to get much out of…
Eve looks like the kind of game I’d give a whirl if the culture wasn’t already so entrenched and insider-ish
@ivanca ah, but that’s why we invented books! Which is why I can have insights on a story from 2500 years ago to begin with.
Gaming an “average worth” algorithm which doesn’t exclude significant outliers http://t.co/Rb401euz25
@antifuchs well, I couldn't fit it in one tweet but he WAS specifically warned by a prophet this would happen
Yeah I'm two and a half thousand years late to that insight
Dear Oedipus: knowing you were adopted, why did you kill an older man and sleep with an older woman, like, duh they were your parents, duh
@craftstudiodev small businesses frequently run custom scripts with these basic mistakes - see them all the time on the job D: good on you
@craftstudiodev it looks like a basic attempt to exploit custom mail handlers that people threw together and didn't test
I realize you can see "bleed" in those images which some think is photoshopped but I'm ~reasonably sure that would really happen.
@The1TrueSean especially when you’re at a school which has an actual scepter one of them uses
Convert LCD monitor + glasses to invisible monitor you can only see with the glasses on http://t.co/paN2lMQffV
@spacerog …
Amazon, why would anyone want to tweet the exact kind and size of underwear they just bought? Well, apparently I’m okay going meta with it…
@snare 👞🐞
Hmm… I can’t help but notice my back patio is big enough for a tent. A tent in wifi range.
@_losh err, Python is a bit more likely ;)
def foo(): pass — I can’t help but read this as “meh, I’ll pass on calculating things today, thanks.”
“No, welcome to America. All of that stuff is being captured as we speak whether we know it or like it or not.” - former FBI agent
@skynetbnet @thegrugq actually bit9 already makes that, and my work computer is running it right now :(
@kivikakk SPIRITUAL PEOPLE USE TELEGRAPHS STOP. WHAT IS PUNCTUATION STOP.
@m1sp yeah I already decided they’re just video game villains
@stillchip @mikerigsby I… uh… critical culture fail.
@kherge yes I will wake up at 2pm tomorrow
I am in fact playing #dwarffortress but I don't have high hopes for this fort. #tantrumspiral
@_larry0 correction: I am causing horribly formatted disassembly to be generated
@_larry0 "worse"? Implying my Friday night is not starting in a good position?
@mcclure111 you're looking at a text dump of python lists
@mcclure111 distorm3 library
Friday night is consistently the most productive night of my week http://t.co/z54iv8RDCj
@TheDaveCA well technically it's to get a toy gun - starter pistols are those things they shoot at horse races.
I just noticed my nifty keen Veracode peon cup isn't microwave-safe. What good is it then?!
Whoever wrote the .nanorc I cribbed is really incredibly racist against the tab character. Highlighted bright red for EVERY language?
@nonstampNSC you would not believe the tortured justifications they can come up with for this stuff…
I’m not even sure I know what an x86 chip *is* anymore. http://t.co/G2or2gMtyj
I’m not sure if Housemate locked the door when he left for two minutes because he doesn’t know I’m here or he knows something I don't.
@SurprisingEdge nope it’s in good old fashioned x87
@SurprisingEdge may your cat knock over your soda all over your laptop when you look away for two seconds
I’ve been sitting on a killer little game idea that should be fairly easy to make; what’s stopping me?!
@AdmiralA so most people today are feminists but they only apply the word to people who are more feminist than they are!
@AdmiralA err well by definition if you support women being free agents with human rights you are in fact a feminist :)
@spacerog @malc0de umm - the point is they installed the patch for what they thought it was and were still vuln?
Israel calls Google having a “Palestine” search site a political statement - as if taking Israel’s stance is not a political statement.
@_yossi_ I don’t even have a license! But I’m a fiend at Mario Kart
Astonishingly, mirroring tilt-to-steer games to the TV makes me not nauseous! I’m still terrible at them though.
Looks like hacking obscure government websites, so that the victims of the hosted malware are almost all govt employees, is now a Thing
@Nfinit @vogon I think the threshold for slang is generally not very high ;)
@vogon @Nfinit it’s mostly a tumblr thing, and tumblr is very teen, but it leaked into bronies etc.
@miketheitguy @wimremes that’s a completely different matter !
@Nfinit @vogon gods forbid the next generation develop their own slang.
@wimremes not enough to speak it coherently !
@wimremes and every Dutch-speaker in the world makes this mistake in English :D it’s a dead giveaway
@wimremes no, the way you wrote “video’s”, correct in Dutch but very wrong in English ;)
@wimremes their vowel’s :)
@wimremes do you know the fastest way to ID a Dutch-speaker in English text? :)
@jjarmoc yeah it’s not an infinite pi in the sky generator ;)
Justice: @fredowsley finally getting called out on removing the divider between cubes and having a little kingdom over there
@Johenius @stillchip oh it’s fully functional with a real world use to this very day - if you’re managing your own stack
@scottmarkwell I will time travel to the year 2000 and suggest this to him
@jjarmoc four as far as I can figure
ms-paint art at its finest http://t.co/Qw7KJRJnaO
@iPlop https://t.co/Iyoq5kDwmC
@stillchip yeah, everything dealing with floating point is separate
@lojikil “CRC32Accumulate CRC32C value using the polynomial 0x11EDC6F41 (or, without the high order bit, 0x1EDC6F41).” #closeenough
@Ansjh fldpi
I… did not know that x86 chips have an instruction to load pi onto stack.
@JastrzebskiJ I’m pretty sure the latter counts as biological warfare. I just wrapped stuff in printed-out gay cartoon porn last time
@JastrzebskiJ I’m pretty sure the latter counts as biological warfare. I just wrapped stuff in printed-out gay cartoon porn last time
TSA and baggage theft: it’s bad. Incredibly bad. https://t.co/hpclhWmwpZ
@WarOnPrivacy well since the book itself is PD whoever found it could also put it in free archives as it should be if OED is quoting it!
The Oxford English Dictionary is looking for a book called “Meanderings of Memory” written by a Mr./Ms. Nightlark in 1852.
“May your dual monitors never have quite the same color profile” #geekcurses “May your headphone connectors always fray”
“May there be a dead pixel near the center of your screen” #geekcurses
@daviottenheimer somehow, contracts written on paper to subsidize device costs work regardless of operating system
“I hope your phone is handled by a toddler who just ate pancakes with syrup” #geekcurses
Actually, I think “I hope you get stuck in a two-year contract with a particularly cheap Android phone” shall be my new parting curse
@jdiezlopez when you say something (generally negative) about someone who has a twitter handle but don’t @ them.
I want to subtweet @grsecurity so hard right now, I’m going to explode
@Dan2552 I actually didn't know that, but still, I can't drag around an Apple TV everywhere I go to give presos :<
@Dan2552 my use case has little overlap with playing movies
@sevanjaniyan they’re post failures from bad connections, they accumulate
I am so tempted to play a game on this public office TV right now.
Huh this looks okay I guess http://t.co/c6DmRYTZM1
@lastres0rt well this thing contains a real processor with an operating system so it certainly could!
Granted I would not wish a $50 android phone on anyone.
@matt_merkle @myfreeweb and mirroring is specifically what I need!
@lastres0rt pretty sure I’ve seen them that cheap on sites like Ali Baba, admittedly they’ll probably break after a week :)
@lastres0rt you know apple prices are fixed right
Hey look everyone I bought a lightning to HDMI cable which costs more than an entire android phone with HDMI ... :(
The only weird thing in the event viewer is a write to disk took 91 minutes which is how long it was in the bag. So it suspended but didn't?
@jb33z I do however have a work charger for the MacBook Air because that thing drains (and refills) very fast
@Alamae Not sure honestly. Guess I should dig up the system logs
@Alamae surprise suspend failure! Trololol
@jb33z it’s a windows 8 tablet, definitely no other chargers around, oh well, going home early anyway
@jb33z except I didn’t bring my charger because 100% was enough to get me through the day but now I’m starting at 70% :(
Why is my Backpack of Laptops warm to the touch  Ohsh——
Cracking a password by measuring execution time with pintools http://t.co/TICELYp746
@puellavulnerata I guess I’ve always been one of those “at peace with the animal kingdom” types.
@puellavulnerata don’t recommend trying that on armed humans though
@puellavulnerata there is a way to getting along with dogs, mostly in reacting like you’re so happy to finally meet them
@thegrugq @WeldPond @chriseng they have to walk all the way to the fridge. Except for the ones with mini fridges
@dinodaizovi @joshcorman @wimremes you’re such an analogist!
@SurprisingEdge we don’t speak of the… non-octets.
@OxbloodRuffin only if you’re opposed to fabulous male saris
@puellavulnerata take some comfort in that white girls aren’t suspicious unless they’re standing on a corner looking too pretty.
@shawnmer @thegrugq @41414141 @0x6D6172696F I apologize for my racist friend. He thinks all Germans look like @i0n1c
@chort0 @GreatFireChina so uh you’ve changed password / revoked app access right
@jesster_king no. They’re not dumb. Just literal.
ESEA claims the bitcoin thing was a rogue employee now (as opposed to previous claims) http://t.co/1T3sDu6hp8
Did you see that @weldpond totally stole my little farewell salute thing I’m suing for brand infringement
@garlimidon no, that completely and unfairly characterizes it. Such people are usually deeply intelligent.
Is there an actual medical/scientific term for people who just never get jokes and take rhetorical questions literally all the time
@_booto I don’t remember except it was a first page smiley
@Dykam @Koning_NL
@CyberiAccela oh right you changed your username
@CyberiAccela ask @m1sp !
@CyberiAccela you're the second account in a day that Twitter has suddenly decided I am following (meaning no offense!)
@ScaleItRon the ssh session, as screen was fine once I reconnected. I'm using a metro client so it's in .net
@meangrape not in Metro it isn't!
@thegrugq I already took my sleeping pill so I'm going to drop connection to IRL before I drop connection to IRC #zzz
@thegrugq the real question is if I can paste emoji into irc and disconnect everyone else like it's 1999 ;)
@thegrugq how dare you imply my 0day are not worth hundreds of thousands 😒
@thegrugq are you kidding this is prime 0day
Guess who just hung an ssh session by sending an emoji
@Kurausukun I frequently complain about everything I use.  Also, I like touchscreens.
Since I just blindly installed a nanorc off github, I 100% deserve that it changed basic keybindings without warning.
Are nanorc files turing-complete no reason just wondering
There’s just something fundamentally beautiful about a tablet computer with a full screen Midnight Commander in vibrant BSOD Blue
@vogon you're probably not wrong because Real!Remote Desktop does give me a certificate prompt
@vogon why does it lie to me and say the machine isn't answering
WHY can the metro Remote Desktop not connect to a machine that the conventional Remote Desktop can #UIRage #Windows8Rage
DH borrowed my tiny USB drive and now I can't find it on the back of his computer because it's too tiny
@focalintent @MarkKriegsman yes *shudder*
Not sure what it says about y’all that all the snark about 8 and 16 bits has been made but none about 64
This book on *source* analysis assumes pointers to be four bytes… 😤
@vogon that’s a sure sign of someone who was raised outside of it entirely…
@zygen also you're confirming my stereotype that no one at twitter is a heavy tweeter
@zygen you should spend it replying to me
@dangoodin001 I don’t know but the Apple app evaluation process is pretty much useless for subtle malware…
@ra6bit @banasidhe @drbearsec most people don’t sit around quantifying themselves as 2.31% the other gender :)
@nickdepetrillo did you get a good look at its rear as that looks like a beaver but cool also be a large woodchuck.
@uptownmaker incidentally I am more or less poly. And bi. But conventionally married to the other gender, so I have straight privilege
@zygen you know I’m only so hard on twitter because it constitutes my blood and breath right
@zygen now I know who to DM at 2 in the morning !!!!
@zygen wait do you work there
@uptownmaker really? Wow that’s messed up
@uptownmaker this must be a definition of kinky of which I am unaware, as I’ve never heard anyone face civil discrimination for that
The masses demand Pokemon liveblogging. http://t.co/XLfxQ5oRLV
@DrPizza I associate that game with nothing but my husband swearing angrily
Husband and Housemate went to the movies! Do I a) play Pokemon Blue on the TV b) continue Dwarf Fortress liveblog c) something educational
@eevee it was worth it imo as an animal lover. Sometimes you don’t know but you have to try.
Actually looking at my mention stream in two different clients Twitter may have fixed or mostly fixed the dropped streaming bug today
I draw the line at O for Otherkin ;)
Working my pet issue: don’t forget the T in LGBT
@imrel0ad there is now
(That’s Washington and then Washington, DC separately. Hooray for overusing the same name!)
Connecticut, Iowa, Maine, Maryland, Massachusetts, New Hampshire, New York, Rhode Island, Vermont, Washington, DC, Native Tribes #gayrights
@samkottler also helps if you have a font installed with the sparkle heart emoji ;)
@vogon 🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟
@Pentanubis the latter would be Fabulous with a capital F
@samkottler look it up on google news :D
Welcome to fabulous, Rhode Island ✨💖✨
@Kufat https://t.co/AUqkojJIFr
Day seven billion of the “new API is randomly dropping like 5% of tweets” bug. I’ll be over here being bitter towards twitter
(The idea being to teach student programmers that their cute, efficient algorithms will fall down on real world input)
@tapbot_paul not to *use* anyway! The spirit of the comment was to teach the taste of abject failure.
Example of *good* comment from DailyWTF: all young programmers should implement a date/time library. Under adult supervision.
@mirell they will eventually, but not the “explorer” model, unwise considering the target audience.
@inversephase a lot cheaper than mainframe massagers
@cubewatermelon @sciencecomic forgive them for they are young
Glistening example of DailyWTF comments: “no business should use Windows because it’s a PERSONAL computer” #genius
Why do I punish myself by reading TheDailyWTF comments? It’s this little microcosm of 1999 slashdot comments that just won’t die
The mojibake is leaking http://t.co/8q20V4UGqt (order form filled in with Cyrillic)
I feel all hip and European when I read a political parody account in Dutch and get the joke
@Rhythmreactor also high five for being from Gelderland, stranger. Not that you can tell from my bad Dutch, but that’s where I was born :)
Apparently I just passed forty thousand tweets. I suspect I may literally tweet more than I talk. It’s 60% replies, too.
@Rhythmreactor at this point, no, but it may have been a “suicide by cop” ie planning on getting shot at if he didn’t die right away
@MichaelSkolnik were you there or is this via someone? Condolences for witnessing tragedy if you were there :(
@ternus well, yeah, cuz it is
It’s 3pm and I am just now starting to feel awake and coherent
Instagram oauth does naive domain name partial matching, ownage ensues http://t.co/nKWPPml2uR
@nicolasbrulez also it would C&C to the public domain of my least favorite person ;)
@EightTons actually it’s a huge portion of our codebase and not even the original author is sure how it works
If I were inflicting malware on people I would make sure the PE header had a 2008 timestamp so they’d think they’ve been owned for years
@konjak hello stranger I like this picture
@mikko I guess I have faith in everyone screwing it up and storing it anyway ;)
@NM_Jeff I don’t “read gawker”, it came to me through the twitter filter.
@_wirepair what that is personally offensive
@NM_Jeff Jezebel is kind of hit and miss. I judge articles by their contents, not the ephemeral state of surrounding news media.
This is an amazing commentary on the perception of misandry http://t.co/PYIDBmFABW
@mikko does it really help prevent fraud? How often does one have all other needed details but not that one?
@washiiko what? I wore a $60 dress and $5 shoes. I still have the shoes.
@uppfinnarn sounds like a good idea I guess?
@uppfinnarn it’s… a collection of letters?
@chort0 down voted to invisibility? Or you’re you’re using sort by best/hot?
@m1sp the werepanther reverted to human form literally seconds after arriving and bolted without so much as killing a yak
@chort0 did you know I’m officially not allowed to make fun of him :(
@Viss cheers
@innismir invalid link and I am curious D:
@JackLScanlan except I don’t drink.
I… don’t remember following @LaughingSquid .
@DrPizza the strange truth is that any good-looking criminal is going to have fans.  Also, his friends seem to be very loyal to him.
@thegrugq you just don't know how to interpret the ascii
Let's try this again http://t.co/8KztUwik78
This kid in this sandwich shop is acting like he swallowed cocaine or something he's climbing shelves and slamming soda buttons
Today's discovery: children begging for junk food sound the same in every language
Python documentation life advice: use communicate() to avoid deadlock.
@grayj_ sure but does it magnetically clasp to my soft-cover iPad case
@arstechnica @dangoodin001 404'ing
... and that's the second cheap bluetooth keyboard I owned that only worked until the first time the battery died! (not the cool little one)
@NM_Jeff "copyright and trademark claims attributed to “Firefox and Mozilla Developers.""
Of all the stupid comments on that ars thread, the one that gets me is the call to just give up being angry about surveillance because w/e
Go Go Mozilla - using a copyright dispute for good http://t.co/zozQYO18ue
@cammywrites ^_^
First @MolnIsCloud raised eyebrow: why is my Linux server running bluetoothd by default o_O
Pixel art movie... made with atoms http://t.co/I5dRHCGcmB
@tomslominski I always thought so too but it turned out everyone I knew but me was a boy
@tylerbindon @github how did you get to this page? I couldn't find it on the t-shirt listing or the faq
@dijama but my waist is pretty typical for someone this tall so nothing fits right!!!
@dijama it varies vastly by brand. My top end is a bit heavy if you know what I mean so I have to buy clothes cut for heavyset people
I notice @github shop doesn't have shirt sizing info... gonna take a risk that "ladies xl" actually fits tall women
I love it when the dynamic web scan team shows me one of the "special" websites. It's like playing Classic Web Vuln Bingo.
@Paucis__Verbis they’re on a boat, they’re on a boat
@greg311 I’m not gung ho ban all the guns, I’m gung ho “don’t enable small children to murder each other”, parental responsibility
@greg311 okay then I’m not sure what we’re disagreeing on
@dfranke the prior is kind of too likely to lead to the other. Don’t teach small kids to use death machines. Small kids are dumb.
@greg311 my cousin-kid doesn’t get to use real guns yet but there are real guns in his general vicinity and they’re glamorized to him
@greg311 I’m just saying that in some families teaching small children to use guns is seen as dead normal
@SurprisingEdge I’m fairly sure that’s where the actual cart makes contact (the cartridge housing has been removed)
@sciencecomic not to be That Person, but don’t you think that song is just gender essentialism (I understand they’re not dead serious)
@greg311 my 4yo cousin-kid is a startlingly good mark with nerf guns. It’s not that fringe in certain places.
@Jedi_Amara 🇺🇸America🇺🇸
Accidents happen. It’s not fair to blame parents for every accident. But I think it’s fair to blame parents for giving a 5yo a real rifle.
@RSWestmoreland accidents happen, but it’s repulsive they were teaching a 5yo that handling a gun is okay for a 5yo to do
Via protected: to the surprise of no responsible parent ever, 5yo given a rifle kills his sister. http://t.co/5FVs3SvYBD
Why does software have to be so complicated? I go in to talk to engineers assuming a problem is one bug and it’s really another entirely
@matthew_d_green in this particular case it was a game client so that would be expected anyway
@thegrugq sir, please, I do *static* analysis
@MarkKriegsman …. New Hampshire?
@vomitHatSteve shortens hardware life and runs up electricity bill. Punishes the user.
@Demonic_BLITZ http://t.co/jOyhKoqpc3
@nixonnixoff except that’s exactly what miners do, especially silently installed ones!
@nixonnixoff if by interesting you mean destroying people’s personal computers. GPU mining is not healthy for machine or electric bill
@nixonnixoff if by interesting you mean destroying people’s personal computers. GPU mining is not healthy for machine or electric bill
@mister_borogove kind of too late at that point!
@glassresistor binary, solutions that only work with source are toys IMO.
@marshray that many/most/all commercial flights lace their fuel with mind control agents to dampen free will of the populace
Has anyone researched telltale signs to determine if an application contains mining code? Cryptographic constants etc?
@marshray that was an absolutely horrible, disgusting thing to do, but that isn’t quite what the chemtrailers are claiming
Computer gaming company accused of silently pushing out bitcoin mining software to gamers’ GPUs http://t.co/W0AFn2fNWJ
@McGrewSecurity @chort0 I use actual calculator apps, but that’s mostly because I enjoy flipping the little bits in programmer mode
Last night my VPS had a 2.0ghz processor and today it has a 2.6ghz one, at this rate of growth I will soon have the fastest processor ever
@grp @tapbot_paul my experience is the *dead* opposite - that signed math with logically unsigned values is a failed conditional timebomb
Watching an airplane out the window, it blows my mind that people *actually believe* they’re secretly spraying mind control chemicals
@dinodaizovi you’re sounding really passive-aggressive !
@tapbot_paul Augh! A count should never ever be signed!
@voltagex https://t.co/VJ3t99c85D
Hacking github’s contribution graph ;) https://t.co/YtyREpQAoT by @kivikakk
If you have a firmware bug in a slot machine, try not to exploit it five times in one hour in the *same casino*
@raudelmil I know them and their work. Heck I kinda maybe know one of them biblically. That’s how NDA goes but they’re legit.
@netcrusher88 one would assume!
IOActive: “I’m not saying there’s serious bugs in Huawei, but, there’s serious bugs in Huawei” http://t.co/oAlIetPaBY
This  ninety-nine cent Danish pastry tastes like laundry detergent
@sergeybratus @marshray the math thing is generally American, but Mass schools are not as stupidly run as Floridan ones for sure.
@solekiller the thing what underpins the Veracode static analysis (we really do just call it the engine)
@pajp no, Linux is just awful with error messages
@marczak http://t.co/jOyhKoqpc3
@WesleyFlake @thegrugq if you have high privacy requirements, *always* encrypt locally, then store.
I guess it comes down to I can put up with *sincere* beliefs I don’t like but not beliefs only adhered to when it’s convenient.
@yoz @raaahbin @comex I just can’t understand how that religious belief could still hold actual significance at that point.
@yoz @raaahbin @comex I just can’t reconcile the idea “don’t work today, God commands it” w/ “use this gimmick to get what you want anyway”
@yoz @raaahbin @comex meaning no offense but how else could it reasonably be interpreted except an attempt to rules-lawyer a belief
.@comex I was criticizing the people who make/distribute it specifically, a really messed up sort of charlatan…
@sergeybratus I thought it was the other way around- he made them admit hiring non-practitioners to do the work was inconsistent w/ belief?
@panther_modern I know; I was one; but not this particular variety.
ffs if you teach using light switches on holy days is offensive to your god don’t make cute gimmicks to get around it. You think he’s dumb?
@xabean just remember: Losing Is Fun
So it's a few minutes after midnight in the first of the month and our internet suddenly broke. It's not a payment error it just lost its IP
... Fort over.
@blowdart Dwarven women do not have beards in this realm. However as she is now quite dead I can't go back and check.
@blowdart not only do I know she's a her, but I know everything about her down to her favorite color and how she feels about crowds.
So uh six of my seven dwarves are (un)dead and the last one is holed up underground running the whole fort herself http://t.co/5PN7k5J46y
Does anyone have a guess why Dwarf Fortress over SSH is not receiving/respecting shift-arrowkey commands
@thegrugq eighteen euros one, one core / 1 gig ram / 1 terabyte bw
http://t.co/XLfxQ5oRLV get your liveblogging free liveblogging get it while it’s hot #dwarffortress
@ErrataRob they start at ten euros I bumped up the ram and it’s eighteen euros. Comes with a terabyte of bandwidth https://t.co/zbVCG9pAOO
This is happening #dwarffortress http://t.co/HnetxUEyv5
@thegrugq I only go to [redacted] to flirt
Thanks those who suggested it was 64-bit DLL hell. apt-get ia32-libs fixed it. Also wow my Sweden machine has FAST internet.
@thegrugq #thatsthejoke #sortof #itsactuallythatimtooparanoid
@miuaf couldn’t it uh maybe mention what it thinks is missing
I’m trying to execute dwarf fortress on Linux and it’s telling me there’s no such file or directory for a file other commands agree exists
I installed elinks on my Swedish server and browsed to google and welp my unicode is working over ssh! #sökpågoogle
@chadwik66 it’ll pick up once it learns your preferred insults.
@dakami I’m not sure how you define super low but I’ve been very satisfied with my Acer w700
@sciencecomic … … … what
If you want to stress test your C/C++ static analysis, it turns out a natural language parser is a good choice…
@jruderman @johnregehr well uh… nothing really! I guess technically C’s soundness is measured against “the ideal machine”
@akopa also I like to have a general purpose Linux server just laying around not subject to my home ISP getting annoyed :)
@akopa I want my irssi to stay up 24/7 without interruption :p
@akopa yes?
@locks also unlike amazon they do not charge extra for static ip
@locks it just debuted and I got mine a few hours ago, however the deployment was all very automatic and smooth and it works as expected
@MolnIsCloud do you have a high-res image of your little cloud buddy? I think it’s adorable
I… may be renting a VPS from the Pirate Bay people purely because their logo is Cloud Kirby. https://t.co/a9eEhnGsuB I’m easily won over.
@meangrape oh no I dropped my travel floppy disk the one I keep 64px gifs of my family on
@meangrape https://t.co/i53JbbbnzM they’re new, but Kirby wouldn’t agree to be their mascot if they weren’t totally good for it right ?
@matthew_d_green well, yeah. But it’s not taught that way, usually. Whence much sorrow.
@ptolts dark secret places and #nesdev
@matthew_d_green until suddenly it bites you for opaque reasons.
@matthew_d_green *I* think it’s interesting - because you can become completely competent at C and never even know the stack exists
@gangstahugs I actually don’t keep logs. I’m being sarcastic :)
It’s in Sweden so the feds have to fill out *two* pages of paperwork if they want my irc logs of public channels #overkill
I got a virtual Linux server in Sweden with huge bandwidth and lots of ram. For my irssi. #overkill
@matthew_d_green orly
@ternus @csoandy @theladykathryn what?! I don’t get cake, no fair !
@Dianora_1 reading the details, it still needs mowing, just not as often
@jack_daniel @maradydd \o/
Why have bio-engineers not invented a grass that grows to the ideal length and then stops? What are you people doing
I just bought a fancy RaspPi magazine simply because it makes me happy to see Linux hobbyism rejuvenated. Will probably give it to a kid
And yes of course the certified sticker is a joke. It’d be cruel to make someone wear that unironically
This is taking a really long time can you tell http://t.co/9LvEhTs9DL
@The1TrueSean @WeldPond @Veracode I've only been here for a year and change!
@sneakin signal? what luxury
This is my build buddy, she waits with me patiently http://t.co/Fmk4Asf2BI
@solekiller our product!
@solekiller my local instance wasn't feeling very cooperative
@uppfinnarn @gsuberland heheh that may be slight overkill for what he meant :)
@uppfinnarn @gsuberland in general you shouldn't do recursion if it's gonna go really deep unless you have like, no local variables
@uppfinnarn you'll probably have to look it up in your OS documentation
@uppfinnarn in this case I was talking to someone targetting Wii and it turns out the stack is measured in tens of kilobytes haha
@uppfinnarn and modern compilers may try to warn you when they can detect that you're unambiguously going to blow it
@uppfinnarn it can cause bizarre memory corruption but if you're compiling against a modern x86/x64 the stack is fairly large
Q: How can I know when my C program is going to exhaust the stack? A: It's platform-dependent and arbitrary! Have fun.
@Manawyrm donno, but I have found a project that suits my ideal for the moment, if I need another I will check if audacity is native enough
@Manawyrm well, Firefox is a little too big for what I have in mind, but I assumed that it has a Unixy layer in there somewhere
Anyone who thinks the underlying stack implementation of C "doesn't matter" has never caused memory corruption with a huge local array :)
Let's see if the online instance or my local instance completes the scan faster! ... Assert failed: foo > bar #storyofmylife
The other half of my life is waiting for a mysterious cloud server to agree that my uploaded executable is valid
@whitequark that's about half the company :p
@whitequark the point/joke is that I have Visual Studio and I need the exes it produces to work to do my job so it's exempted.
Don't tell the APT, but there's a backdoor for running unsigned code on our machines: bring your own source and compile it on the spot
@deathtolamo thanks this actually looks like a good fit for the sort of program I was looking for
@WyattEpp ........ KDE?
@bhelyer I... doubt that.
@comex I'm not contesting that ! I'm just asking for some names. Chrome is no good though, too big for my purpose
Hey you - name me an open source C/C++ project that comes with Visual Studio build support out of box (no Cygwin, no mingw)
@comex also people are always like "offer solutions that aren't absolutist impositions of your will!"
@comex for definitions of "little fallout" that include every corporate network in the world pushing the settings to re-enable
@comex trying to go for a solution that might be at least hypothetically doable in under five years!
Disagree with this post: solution is not to stop signing stuff but to get Java to stop conflating stuff https://t.co/Kijq8D8cco
"Customers who bought items in your recent history also bought: US Flag Tactical Patch, Black" well that's embarrassing
@lakofsth man little endian can diaf
My lucky number other than my entire name. The IPv4 version of my handle is off in corporate-allocated space, tragically.
Woo! I got a dinky VPS with a static IP and one of the octets is my lucky number! #superstitiouscomputing
The fact that glitches are inevitable is itself reason that software should never auto-text more than one number per event, @path …
@gsuberland there is a notable difference, I just felt like the way I said it would make more sense to the average modern gamer
That’s two people who objected to me casually calling SRAM flash so I am required by the twitter cabal to inform you I was too casual
There’s an old CRT in this office with a suspiciously Tetris-shaped burn in.
@chriseng mine still worked last time I plugged it in. So does my Pokemon cart which isn’t too much younger.
@0x17h then later ones got fancy with added registers, clocks that raise interrupts…
@0x17h basically they’re just microcontrollers that switch out what ROM on the cartridge is mapped into the console’s address space
@21lettere well, we stripped off the metal casing, but other than that…
@kherge http://t.co/YfQo6SBI8x
My Nintendo actually looks pretty different as I have the late top-loading model that looks like a Super Nintendo.
A non-blurry view of the whole board - you can absolutely see it was assembled by hand, especially in upper left http://t.co/67YRcae1E7
The first home video game with a permanent save file - The Legend of Zelda. MMC1 with battery-powered flash storage http://t.co/Q26CWcVmQB
A more serious picture http://t.co/DrWPbqYkbH
NES photo op! http://t.co/9NVbJMN9Jn
@n4j value range analysis in c by axel Simon
Last week I covered the software of Nintendo carts, this week @CaucusRacer does the hardware
@kragen … and I’m one of the only people who’s looking at older entries on a frequent basis.
@kragen many gigabytes per day. We’re not a storage company, we don’t buy terabyte drives in bulk…
@kragen in practice it doesn’t take more than a few minutes when I need one regenerated, it’s just a task flow interruption…
@kragen we generate many gigabytes of character search data and delete ones that haven’t been accessed in a while for basic cost reasons
@Neostrategos @chadwik66 as long as “I hate it!” counts as constructive criticism ;)
@arcticf0x thank you, every now and then I get in the mood to redesign it :)
@chadwik66 I am both !
@chadwik66 where’s mine?! :(
Production servers “should be” running tripwire-like tools, but there’s no point in being surprised that most don’t. (Re: Apache hacks)
A significant portion of my life is waiting for databases to regenerate discarded character indexes for text search
@tufts_cs_mchow @chriseng nope, I lack the manual dexterity to be a motherboard junky. It’s @CaucusRacer
@chriseng I have an incredibly vague memory of my father’s original Nintendo but “my” Nintendo was a top loader #young
To my astonishment that wolfram alpha image isn’t fake. Life is now much better
@chpwn @comex whaaaaat no one informed me 🎂
@ternus \o/ let’s have a radio disco party
@Theremina @ioerror out of curiosity y’all realized this is dated 2011 right
@DarrenPMeyer huh… they didn’t have that when I needed them!
@DarrenPMeyer afaik there is no amazon basics lightning cable? That one is fraying too.
Oh look another super overpriced apple cable fraying at the base of the connector which I’ve never seen any other USB cable do
@eevee I’m crying IRL for Styx. Your enthusiasm for him made me totally reconsider my opinion of hairless cats.
@kaepora always knew those Geniuses were useless
Neuroscientists: binaural brainwave players: vaguely scientific or pure placebo effect?
@gsuberland it’s an :o face
@gsuberland 😮
@landley well, I’m not about to spend the next month of my life hex editing the app to save to local storage
@smeerp I wish one could flag a tweet as “question answered thanks”
@fuzztester that’s not how you twitter ;)
@thorsheim I work with highly sensitive customer 0days on a daily basis, I can’t be dumping my notes to cloud servers
There are a lot of cool little note apps and whatnot that I would totally use if *they didn’t have cloud storage you can’t turn off*
@bpblack I was being slightly sarcastic ;)
@ternus oops, hang on, thought I turned that off
@csoandy @ternus be a pal and help me fill in some words in this recording where it didn’t come through clearly
@ternus @csoandy is it a wireless mic by any chance? :3
@colinmeloy @JennyMcCarthy @hypatiadotca I’m fluoride free for non-crazy medical reasons - but I get cavities like crazy. Go team fluoride!
My avatar apparently polls very highly with the “twelve and under” constituency
@AtheistLoki for the record I’m not in the habit of attending events which are targeted specifically at my gender though
@AtheistLoki yes but sometimes it’s “a problem caused by a few jerks” and sometimes it’s “institutionalized prejudice”
@AtheistLoki the bitterness may occasionally leak.
@AtheistLoki my entire life story has been that of being pressured to “tone down” or outright conceal my gender if I want to be “accepted”
@AtheistLoki my entire life story has been that of being pressured to “tone down” or outright conceal my gender if I want to be “accepted”
@AtheistLoki ever been a woman at a predominantly male conference? Ever been told to stop dressing/talking like a girl because it’s weird
@AtheistLoki that there’s no such thing as predominantly male conferences? Sarcasm Town.
@nickm_tor @addelindh @csoandy http://t.co/Qr0or7Hxv0
@attritionorg @joshcorman he has a bit of a badger cut to his jib
@addelindh @csoandy anonymous remailer server. They want the logs so of course they just seize the machine.
@ternus situational irony, get with the times
@csoandy I’m referring to email servers being seized because of a bomb threat sent to a university
@ternus @timapril why would you do that
Sounds like it’s a generational thing re: calling in bombs. Modern terrorists have no manners.
I’m being flooded with answers that the IRA does this. I’m clearly Irish by blood only.
@PwnieExpress you know… posting bitly links with no context makes you look owned.
Has there ever been a “bomb threat” which was followed up with an actual bomb?
@comex America is definitely not the worst country on the internet but don’t fall into complacency 😤
@comex they’ve granted retroactive immunity to companies that facilitated illegal wiretapping, etc
@comex yeah except they’re just going to try and try and try again with slightly different bills broken into smaller pieces
@mescyn Iran ******
@mescyn especially since Google started pushing the concept of pinning after Iraq tried something like this
@mescyn they probably do, but you can’t just arbitrarily replace Verisign and Thawte certs of major sites and expect to not get caught
@comex we don’t drop or alter packets but crossing boundaries is considered fair game for spying
@comex I count the US as a censorship country, just not nearly as far gone as obvious candidates like China and Iran
@vogon I’m talking about ways to arrest an unpopular-with-government person on a technicality
@vogon you’ve seen the proposals to start taxing it right? But I’m bit talking about caring about bitcoin itself
The fact that arbitrary stuff can be encoded into blockchain is just begging for a censoring gov to arrest bitcoin users for distributing CP
@techbytom it’s a (non-scientific) poll, not a statistic :)
@pzmyers @AtheistLoki gosh, a conference where most attendees are men or pressured to act more mannish to fit in? Unheard of!
@maradydd @travisgoodspeed in the mean time it’s a glaring attack vector to enable governments to nab people on a technicality
@techbytom but that’s what’s on the table - possibility of legal repercussions/fines for failure to facilitate wiretap.
We’re not as collectively trusting as it may seem sometimes http://t.co/XraCBULdo2
@travisgoodspeed did I not forecast this a couple days ago? Could there be ANY other outcome…
In this RT of @angealbertini: arbitrary code execution in Super Mario by causing jump to controller input ram. Spell shellcode on controller
@benmmurphy @qnrq if it’s true I’m assuming they obtained the key by meta means (camera, rubber hose)
Does the FBI want to a) de-SSL everything and enable fraud/identity theft or b) everyone surrender their SSL cert to them, to Fight Evil!
.@textfiles I talked to a young lady yesterday who didn’t know about <blink>. Time heals all wounds
Waiting for the “citation needed” info on how it was allegedly decrypted  // @qnrq
@thegrugq @jvanegue assuming you had the honor to do it yourself, I think I could take you
Something seemed a bit… off over in the research cubes. I finally realized someone had opened the blinds.
(See http://t.co/3C6Io4VD83 for long form example)
Reminder that most devices will auto-join mystery wifis if they have the same name as an open wifi you’ve joined before, like “Apple Demo”
For the record whoever called me my irl name on reddit did go back and edit it so I guess they weren’t trying to be creepy on purpose
Perhaps dl-all should be renamed z-dl-all to prevent autocomplete disasters
What’s the polite way to tell @The1TrueSean he spammed the company-wide mailing list instead of his team
@egyp7 we need to find a “Deejay MZ”
@matthew_d_green @csoghoian but I can only weep sarcastically
Dell driver download infected with non-working malware http://t.co/zN3p7iorHH
@csoghoian @matthew_d_green how I weep for them
@thegrugq @jvanegue don’t act like you wouldn't
Forgot my bag with my RFID badge, my RSA token, and my lactose tablets #monday
@pod2g nope it was about a psycho hobo lady holding me captive as her "daughter"
@sneakin everyone should play Skyrim! Just don't say "I looked up a borderline exploit to get perfect gear and this game is too easy"
Nothing like an incredibly vivid nightmare to start the day
@no_structure I’d like to think this is a current screenshot, and it thinks you want those guys so bad you’ll buy a 2008 calendar to get em.
A lot of people say Skyrim is too easy but then it usually turns out they metagamed it to hell and looked stuff up
@no_structure ever see that Onion on how a woman has a better relationship with amazon than her husband
@0x17h I am professionally restrained from commenting
@_wirepair my gods they could not have implemented this any worse. If(operating system agrees this parses as a path) it’s a valid log file;
@_wirepair nope it’s totally Java
Yes, HTML-escape that request parameter - it’s now safe to use as a filename! #latenightauditing
@m1sp humans! Send distraction
@m1sp halp
@quephird there's no off switch for cool 😎
My apartment building has bricks that stick out at regular intervals, apparently so thieves can climb up to windows.
@MarioVilas so I just noticed your name in this code...
.@glyph ah, I found the problem: # by 0xabad1dea 2013
@glyph gremlins. Gremlins everywhere.
@ColinTheMathmo a parser called pefile... first I wasted a lot of time trying to 2to3ify it.. gave up... random errors... now it works.
@ColinTheMathmo well for the record, my program is literally *one line long* at the moment - all these problems have been peripheral.
@ColinTheMathmo also why do you assume I'm not trying to learn python
@ColinTheMathmo my problem isn't python. It's modules causing frustrating error messages when I try to import them.
.@MarioVilas oh, NOW it works. So you know what? I have no earthly idea what was causing the error. *headdesk*
@rantyben I'd be writing this in Ruby if I thought it were more practical...
.@MarioVilas "exe = pefile.PE("file.exe")" does not work, "pe = pefile.PE("file.exe")" does... it is beyond my mortal ken why.
@chriseng libraries...
omfg python why does the success of finding the class hinge on what I name the variable I assign it to this is terrible
Looks like I may have to give up on Python 3 entirely and use Python 2. Come *on*.
@Brian_Sniffen nope, uninteresting to me :p
@yacCz however it wants? Any internally consistent behavior is fine... I just don't want a hard error for a pedantic warning.
TabError: inconsistent use of tabs and spaces in indentation - Python it's really astounding you think igaf
I'm so glad 2to3.py doesn't rewrite string.lowercase to string.ascii_lowercase, it really improves my day to do it by hand.
@cirdan12 false analogy
Did... did http://t.co/LlsbqQGXEE remove the ability to star a project? In favor of +1'ing I assume?
@Brian_Sniffen one run would be one correct answer! This is the difference between programmers and mathematicians ;)
From the same blog, I’m amused at how different my method to get the same answer would be (just run the simulation) http://t.co/QIyxbkqGyS
(I’m not asking for a comparison of different voting methodologies, I’m complaining I don’t like our methodology)
I really like this quote on pure vs applied math http://t.co/JEI2EJ3GoY
@dildog I tried but SOMEONE @chriseng wouldn’t let me go with him
@fuzztester the name really doesn’t match the features
So how come a little place like Iceland can elect senators from all sorts of parties but in the US it’s almost impossible
@Neostrategos @veracode are you aware that the twitter account is reposting old blogs
@ores pretty sure that’s the weather and fresh food… not the censorship
It frightens me to see places like Cuba be completely black on an internet population map. So many people, so close to here.
Cinderella: getting skinnier, blonder, and kind of creepy http://t.co/zkWADVPA2r
@snare well then why would I err she consider you!
@fuzztester you need marking up of the sort that Preview doesn’t support?
@jeb_ where can I get that NES shirt
@snare just offer her some 0day
@silvexis ask Python!
from __future__ import hindsight
@savagejen it failed, I am so the opposite of attracted to him
@comex @justinschuh you have a big fan in @a_greenberg
@nickm_tor I like them, but I no longer have the time / social energy
@blowdart if you classify “the encryption premise of this app is freaking stupid” as a vuln, I can hand you several right now…
@Kufat also, perfect score on the linguistic side of the SATs made my score very high despite so-so math scored
@Kufat by graduating high school?
.@Kufat I was constantly on the verge of failing math from 2nd grade on. It was never presented in a way that made sense to me.
@kebesays not my fault you’re old! But it was a third-hand pentium 2 :p
@SarahPalinUSA you’re right I can respect the hard work of being a governor OH WAIT
@bobpoekert ha! As if we had fancy calculators.
@PresidentHoodie … you’re too old for me to follow D:
9th grade me, it’s me from the future! Here is a copy of SymPy and the documentation. It’ll run slow on that laptop but you’ll pass algebra.
@ternus ah, sometimes I forget I have an exploit in their manners parser; they would never hit a lady, which I can successfully front as.
@ternus tell ‘em to go back to the ‘federacy because we don’t want their kind here and watch their cognances dissonate
@ternus uhh what state was this in again?
@dguido favor to their most frequent customer - me
@ternus grats
@savagejen now that would be quite the plot twist
@DrPizza my cat (who now lives with my mother) generally hates being touched.
@lukegb that's the point!
@geekable You can even play fort mode, retire your fort, start adventure mode and go plunder it
@Saturn500Jared I play far too slowly to livestream. I'm often doing other things at the same time.
@geekable there's adventure mode which plays like nethack except across a world with towns and npcs who might come with you as meat shields
Hmm... next time I play DF, I should make a tumblr for liveblogging it, to avoid generating ten thousand tweets about wooden artifacts
@theROPfather nope
There outta be a law against "shuffle mode" in music players that doesn't remember what nodes it's already visited
@garlimidon I suspect you're biased ;) actually I like Fire Emblem, but I'm not very good at it.
@sergeybratus haven't heard of it actually
And I love games like Dwarf Fortress because the complex simulation interacts with imagination to create rich narrative on the fly
@sergeybratus however, the puzzles themselves did not really hold my attention, though I recall trying to brute force a few.
@sergeybratus Myst has a narrative - I was 7yo the last time I played it but I remember the letter to Catherine clearly.
I've never enjoyed puzzle games, board games, and card games, as they generally lack narrative/character with motivation
@DanielFairchild that's the joke ;) this thing is terrible.
@LowestCommonDen and the 10s.
@themarkcaudill alternatively, look at a block of text and partially cross your eyes, letters that stand out need work.
@themarkcaudill did you try adjusting the spacing (don't be afraid to put the edges of letters over the left baseline)
"Stop looking at platonic solids and order our food!"
Trying to order Japanese food devolved into looking up proofs concerning n-sided dice #geekhouse
@hypatiadotca without looking, I think they're inserting bytes between ascii-range ones to bump up to the Chinese UTF8 range.
public const string ApplicationPassword = "SecurePasswordManager_MDiTullio_800706";  no-one will ever guess it, don't worry.
"Encrypt is an application for encrypting an unicode string to Chinese, in which others can seldom get the correct meaning" sigh
@sakjur let me know if any of them look bad
"MD5 Encoder is an application wich encode the text you need to encrypt with the MD5 algorithm." We have a winner, everyone go home
I've heard "gonna forge your signature" from several people but my "real" handwriting is not very font-friendly.
@Strongdave depends on the definition of "precious" you suppose me to be using :)
@lukegb I have genuinely never once seen a font that exhibits the procedural characteristics of my handwriting
@CafieroCarlo http://t.co/C51mR8ljMj but the joke was malicious TTF files
@lukegb good luck, as I can't possibly express my actual handwriting in TTF
Oh these apps in the security section of the Windows 8 store are just precious
So how many of you installed my handwriting TTF? No reason just wondering. 😇
Apparently Norton has a free app that will scan my twitter timeline for malicious links. Joke's on them I distribute these on purpose!
I'm installing a free Windows 8 password manager that uses unspecified "best encryption techniques". We shall see...
@verticalblank my brother and husband are perplexed why I refuse to play it anymore frankly a decade of losing is sour...
@verticalblank it's balanced towards something I don't have because I have never once in my life won Mario Party
@_booto ... why? You're just trying to drag an analogy too far...
@_booto three strikes does not end the game, it ends the turn
@_booto but my point is that a lot of early games were designed for maximum quarter expenditure not maximum enjoyment
@_booto I can't think of any outside of permadeath a la D&D which is "gritty realism"
(Or used to cover up the fact that the game itself was about an hour long.)
Games are "too easy" these days because they give you infinite lives? Finite lives was an invention for pay-per-play arcade games, you know.
@rantyben @cyclerunner @ErrataRob I'm glad this resolved itself while I was busy watching Mario Party videos.
@_larry0 @spacerog as long as it’s one of those camps with electrical hookups! Magfest did this and it was a lot of fun
@da_667 if so, only to avoid having to write correct AI for so many different games…
Watching more “Luigi Does Nothing” videos, my negative feelings towards Mario Party are confirmed. Too many minigames not enough playtesting
@ternus jay-z just how far did you go
@justinschuh you be good to him!
@wimremes wasn’t me!
@_____C oh, you misunderstand - there’s no such thing as a minimum wage programmer afaik. I’m talking threat model.
@_____C on the whole they’re not familiar with words like “misgendering” so I wouldn’t interpret that as a literal quote ;)
@_____C anyway it’s 2am and I’ve reached my burnout point :)
@_____C they’re people who went out of their way to tell me to be quiet and take being misgendered like a man. I don’t owe politeness
@_____C they’re not my friends, I don’t have to handle their feelings delicately
@pokemon_ebooks does Johto have no laws on tampering with historical artifacts?
@_____C this whole thing was in *response* to people so I didn’t have to address them all individually.
@_____C I did try to mention repeatedly that it's subconscious / unintentional most of the time. But that doesn't make it okay.
@grp just as long as you don't species-deny any craftsquid.
@grey_area those are quirks rather than underlying grammar. It's not a parse error to call a boat an it.
Have you ever got into a flamewar & thought "I am glad so-and-so is asleep and I hope they have the good sense not to revive this tomorrow"
Have you ever got into a flamewar & thought "I am glad so-and-so is asleep and I hope they have the good sense not to revive this tomorrow"
@bobpoekert @bhelyer now there is a tweet I can get behind, regardless of context.
@comex of course it's silly, I'm just trying to drive the point home
@comex if I ever need a cool lady to hire as an iOS hackette, I'll let you know, ma'am.
@comex way to be an ally
@comex it's your convenience to feel that way... as it doesn't really affect you.
@comex because it feels like they couldn't waste the nanoseconds it would take to use inclusive language because who cares right
@comex what do you say to the idea that I really am personally offended when I look at a job opening I'm interested in and I see "he"?
@tanonev officer? idk I have mixed feelings on them to begin with
@comex I'm not sure if you're using "that" to mean "I think that" "tumblr is stupid" or "I think this particular tumblr" "is stupid" -- ah
@segfault314 the "radical" may or may not be dripping with sarcasm
@bhelyer Sense of "adult male" is late (c.1000); <-- over a thousand years ago is a definition of "late *early* English" :)
Dumped my radical feminism output to tumblr. http://t.co/mByfOV81cZ
@Netbus @comex he's younger than me! D:
@mc_skifter way to be a total craftsjerk.  What? It's not an insult. Disassociate "jerk" from insult.
@mc_skifter please show me the craftscats and the craftsgiraffes
@jesster_king dude! An interjection is when you just randomly, like, use a word for emphasis! Whoa!
@jesster_king dude, sometimes it's like, an interjection, man!
"Welcome to the Space Jam, thus saith the LORD. Hey you whacha gonna do I sent the sword I sent the horde" http://t.co/8JWGEERsCT
@benwmaddox other people have asked me the same question and it seems to come down to "not really".
@tufts_cs_mchow @523 yup
@ErrataRob it's a) a huge portion of repliers b) making fun of someone without attribution does not imply making fun of EVERYONE.
@longobord @maradydd @sergeybratus then you use it as an adjective, a fellow person, and, more subjectively, "engineering fellows" or w/e
@ErrataRob I'm just repeating the mansplainers :)
@longobord @maradydd @sergeybratus "guy" is kind of like "fellow" in that respect
So, "craftsman" is gender-neutral because a) historically all-male academic organizations say so b) it's shorter. Good to know.
Where's my radical feminist badge huh
@miuaf I just figured you were a meowth with a lisp.
@TomSellers @csoandy I weep for the loss of manly concision. How I long for the days when men were men and women were men 'cuz it's shorter!
@whyallthenoise --> @PwnieExpress
@sergeybratus I'm exempting non-native speakers from rigorous Not Offending Me, don't worry.
@ternus I'm definitely a downvote on "chick" but only because I usually only hear it used as "So some chick <something annoying>"
@ternus I also accept "girl" as I look/act/think quite young :p
@ternus I prefer to be referred to with terms such as seneschal and harbinger
Brilliant analogy via @miuaf whose handle I someday hope to learn to pronounce http://t.co/AJ2cJ4sUz2
@miuaf @thegrugq oh bloody brilliant I was just trying to think of how to fit in an analogy like that into a tweet...
If you think man/guy/dude is not a gendered word, there's about a 99.95% chance it's your gender.
@thegrugq @Dan2552 what consensus? There's only consensus if you just ignore all the people complaining about being misgendered
@thegrugq um, okay, so? It isn't a word because of historical oppression of women seeking alternative employment to housewifery
@Dan2552 @thegrugq I mean would you be okay with just calling everyone a craftswoman and telling guys that's not gendered
@Dan2552 @thegrugq No offense but that's because craftsmen used to be all men and men often don't stop and think about the implications
.@thegrugq the point is people carelessly use gendered terms without considering how absurd it'd be to use the inversion.
@theROPfather my schools had men as teachers? But that's still misogyny if a man is shamed for acting womanly.
@send9 I prefer "they" but some people believe that English is in some kind of stasis and that's Bad Grammar.
http://t.co/fHcpOObDnX What it says on the tin
@vimdat ... there was ever a question it ran Android?
@Tomi_Tapio @BenLaurie except that’s so stunningly ineffective that you are just wasting everyone’s time and money
@grp it runs Android. It’s an Android product. And Android, like all operating systems, adds features, patches bugs, and improves snags.
@grp well, Google is pushing it as a flagship product so it’s embarrassing it’s two major releases behind
Why in the name of basic self-respect does Google Glass run 4.0.4? Do you see Microsoft shipping Surfaces running Vista?
@armcannon ahh, I knew a girl who had randomly found the actual record  of that, and bought a record player for her dorm just for it…
@amanicdroid @0x17h that too.
@horse_js @eevee NSFW that stuff!
@amanicdroid @0x17h of course it’s horrible - he died. And he was framed. But most likely in that order.
@0x17h so almost certainly “reddit frames kid who is already dead”
@0x17h you know that when missing people are found dead they almost always died the first day they were missing right
The Adventures of Florida Man, @attritionorg edition http://t.co/4R67laCaXH
@savagejen that sounds more likely. But I suspect they’d still say you have to name some names…
@savagejen almost certainly rejected for being too broad.
Looks like Team Veracode's prize PwnPad has arrived http://t.co/cwUER9NDEk
@0x17h yup!
There are children dying of completely preventable diseases because their parents believe fake science http://t.co/Ibz75SxpRx
There are tinsel stars hanging from the ceiling in the kitchen #JavaIsDead
Spring.avi https://t.co/3GXPZMTzQr
@focalintent we… will… *educate* them.  😈
@dildog actually yes, but for different reasons that will not fit in this margin
@dildog call graphs with more than a hundred distinct nodes in a linear chain, Mr. Pedantic
Sir put the single-line functions down and keep your deployment scripts where we can see them
I support mandatory counseling for any Java programmer who ships software with call stacks that can exceed 100 deep on the hot path
@indrora I was thinking more corporate spies. Can you lift a box? Have no felonies? Welcome aboard
@innismir I was more thinking "SQLi of internal database is one unskilled employment application and a felony check away"
@whitequark you're right... another fix coming XD
Working here I've learned: major corps that employ thousands of minimum wage workers have trivially SQL-injectable internal apps.
@GregStaskowski that's remarkably close actually...
I really wish I could tell you the silly codenames of programs submitted to us by major companies.
@dildog no way - I always want to know when I'm running something unsigned.
This "news" of a school that teaches ridiculous ideas about dinosaurs isn't news - I attended two of them http://t.co/xG3tYwx3LC
@k3v1n830 Touchscreen. Can't open snipping tool when UAC is up.
I ended up deleting the folders and leaving registry cruft rather than run an unsigned executable that claims to be from Oracle
So I tried to uninstall Java http://t.co/4nYVmnh6Cp
My handwriting font - kerning improved http://t.co/C51mR8ljMj
@amazingant yes actually! Thanks <3
gtalk / google+: super unstable for everyone or just me (hold the snark please)
Of course, being able to use the platform on iPad would be more useful if the iPad didn’t need to unload webpages every time I switch apps
@rezeusor http://t.co/M45OCjmNyG
Ouch. Listening to the thotcon tweet stream, it sounds like Schneier has been sucked in to the “talks to govt weenies too often” zone
If you hear any figures about the average DDoS or DDoS trends, check how it’s counting the Spamhaus one. http://t.co/SSj8UcUTfl
@techbytom oh I assume it’s someone who follows me on Twitter. And a lot of people on /r/netsec know who each other are. But still.
Yeah you think you’re being cute calling me “Melissa” on /r/netsec but that’s just kind of creepy. Respect nyms.
@nickm_tor maybe, but I sure wouldn’t try!
@m1sp @fncombo getting a $10 external fan can be a lot cheaper and easier than trying to replace an ailing internal one, speaking from exp
@spacerog @attritionorg he doesn’t bring spare fur suits, does he?
@RSWestmoreland @Veracode HTML5
Ding dong the witch is dead 🔔 The @Veracode platform is now completely Java-free and works on devices such as iPad. Rejoice!
The fact that it’s so hard to explain how to “use Twitter” that I say “buy Tweetbot, then it will be better” should shame Twitter UI team
@_wirepair I plan to wake up to Infosec Christmas
The “a” in my font is too wide, I will fix and re-upload tomorrow…
Is there a hair stylist shop named Dyer Straights? There had better be
@apblake @puellavulnerata I’m stealing this one
Remind me to read these slides on static analysis by @halvarflake in the morning https://t.co/AAvdlJ4Cz6
In this RT: Tamerlan Tsarnaev referred to himself as a white guy, so can we please bury the “he’s not white bc he’s bad!” racism with him
@cji technically it stands for “regarding”
@jackjsnow @eevee it kills me when I see silent tweet appropriation...
@mikemackintosh surely there are ones with better kerning! But I don't care if someone uses it on their website if no money changes hands...
@dancapper yeah this is the first build, testing it now... and no, but I know I was taught "precursive" style when I was little
@_yossi_ that's my real handwriting!
I made a font of my handwriting, I think it came out pretty good. http://t.co/C51mR8ljMj
@vogon the system restore point was two days ago. Nothing was installed but Windows Defender definitions
@vogon um... if a metro app can completely break the Windows interface persistent across reboots, we have a bigger problem
Well my menus work again. And my stock trading game was blown away and my music player can't open
I'm doing a system restore. This is stupid.
@vogon err rather, yes the win key does what it usually does
@vogon everything else works. What is a winkey -- oh a win key. What am I supposed to do with it?
@vogon ... both? Everything you summon by swiping from an edge does not appear, persistent across reboot
tonight on Windows 8 Adventures: swiping to get system menu no longer works.
@stevecominski doesn't meet my security requirements (for when I do lock it 😉)
@stevecominski I refuse to use those actually!
I leave my Windows 8 tablet unlocked because no-one else knows how to use it
@chort0 I guess you can get use-after-free by wrapping to 1 and it deletes something with 257 references...
@Dan2552 a good virtual keyboard would let me set it to 75% width
@Dan2552 it's the travel, I believe they call it, that is the problem; I instinctively aim closer to the center than the outer keys are.
@waruikoohii yeah same here. It just started doing this ten minutes ago.
@Dan2552 the virtual keyboard on the tablet is too large for my hands and I mistype practically every other letter.
Windowshandwitingrecognitionhasdecideditdoesntbelieveinspacesanymore seriously come on
@glassresistor @evilbluechicken you don't "log in" with Twitter integration on iOS
@_printf I got mine from http://t.co/QxC49FMDg5 they're currently out of stock of the exact one I got though.
.@evilbluechicken the joke is I've seen several accounts "compromised" by their children posting achievements from tablet games recently
@chort0 the count++ wrap is real, there's also a matching count-- wrap afaict, which looks weird, like, they log it then let it wrap?
@feoh your geolocation on twitter  is probably a little off then :)
Evidence is mounting that the greatest risk to infosec Twitter accounts is Angry Birds Threat. Chroot your children
@matthew_d_green do you… have… kids?
@chort0 hang on gonna go grab the source and just look at it...
@chort0 usually a scam would come with, like, a fake exploit?
@oh_rodr futurama-squint.jpg Not sure if they’re completely misunderstanding how this works… or I am
@chort0 I uh, did see a random nginx site that had apparently crashed a few minutes ago, but probably just chance…
@oh_rodr err… can’t log, or shouldn’t?
@chort0 what did I miss
@dildog @focalintent false: @focalintent has a stripe of red dye in his hair
@ternus confusing cause and effect!
@Jonimus WWDC tickets
Checking my twitter stream since lunch… and… wow there is every iOS developer I know rage quitting at the same time
Someone on Ars says Mt. Gox is faking the DDoS attacks… we’ve reached a new tier of conspiracy theory
@gozes value range analysis of c programs
@feoh I’m in (well technically very near) Boston too, I’m just upset that according to your metadata you’re on an island and I’m not D:
@dhicynic @_peterdn value range analysis of c programs by Axel Simon
@feoh you’re tweeting from one of those little islands? No fair.
I solved analysis! http://t.co/zvgr4gTCfU
@mister_borogove as in, I have played against humans who lost all 5 lives to getting caught under the stage as in the last clip. Stage wins.
@mister_borogove they did patch that up quite a bit in the sequel; but players do that a lot too on the stages they chose for the demo.
@mister_borogove and clearly, the AI is reactive, so the player is not giving it input and it just does whatever
@mister_borogove this game has been poked and prodded for a decade. They carefully aligned matches with specific variables to cause this
How on earth did "human resources" become the unironic, accepted term
@jesster_king you assume OP is a good man!
Hmm, I guess the "anonymous" complaints are routed through a third party who transcribes them - I guess that's close enough.
@invalidname @mojinations California? Never heard of it.
@mojinations this is about fraud etc. not harassment, actually - not that there's any incidents of such so far that I'm aware of
@Neostrategos consider if a man with a swoon-worthy Polish accent filed a tip...
@mojinations guess I'm a stickler for "anonymous" in the cryptographically secure sense
Anyone see a problem with an "anonymous concern phone number" for a company with <= 200 employees?
The only winning move is not to play, because the AI gets really confused when you stand still. http://t.co/Cv8ZXEp4i7
Awesome honeypotting: skiddies enter their real details if you reject the first few attempts at account registration http://t.co/zx4kyOQxEV
Ropasaurus Rex https://t.co/vul1sxU84N
Dancing on the ethical line, re-hacking a compromised server to change the phisher’s password… http://t.co/35P5JOzmZf
@boblord you’re on the lam, that’s my story and I’m sticking to it
Well @boblord favorited my tweet so I guess he’s on the lam
@wookiee \o/
everyone hack twitter while @boblord is in jail
I like how the TSA decorates every mention of their pre check thing with (TM) - because making people beg to keep shoes on is a trade?
@savagejen ahh a fellow infosexual
@puellavulnerata if there’s anything it doesn’t make sense to regulate it’s water that fell from the sky…
@mike_br @trap0xf hey!!!
@DarrenPMeyer I always use avatars showing cartoon girls. Widely assumed to be portraying my waifu
@DarrenPMeyer I always use avatars showing cartoon girls. Widely assumed to be portraying my waifu
@TheDaveCA nope he's gay
@raudelmil six bitcoins!
@blowdart I don't say it THAT much!
@deepthoughts10 @netbus @mikko the whole system is actually a complete train wreck that's massively insecure
@ternus no he's gay
I'm kind of freaked out by Windows 8's auto suggest. I type "he is" it pops up "bisexual"
@deepthoughts10 @netbus @mikko one's a company that needs customers to trust them, the other is a government... bit different
@puellavulnerata oh oh pwn Java harder
@corpsefilth ... yes
@jesster_king I don't think me throwing around a couple hundred dollars would have a noticeable impact
I'm coming out of the networking closet. I'm infosec-sexual. Infosexual?
Who puts coconut in a carrot cake this is an outrage I will take this all the way to the Supreme Court
@ternus tell @nelhage we were joking about opsec so I sound less creepy
@Netbus yes that, they could ie pretend to be Google or a bank. Not that they would do that as people would find out and be furious
@ternus thanks for info leak
@Netbus @mikko no it means they can issue certificates for any website and the phone will accept it
@BadAstronomer it’s the new tweetbot, check from web interface
@Paucis__Verbis how did you get a photo of my room
@spacerog well if iMessage was selling decrypted messages and we didn’t know, I don’t think local bars would be on that list :)
@jesster_king one wandered across the book I was highlighting. I didn’t actually touch it though.
@xa329 that’s not a particularly large portion of my demographic. But they called me “this guy” in this case…
@spacerog did you 4square check in or anything?
@twatterspam the good news is that the HTML5 rewrite goes live... tomorrow night.
@twatterspam I'm a user of the app, not a producer. The app predates HTML5 as a real platform significantly.
@savagejen @Neostrategos Activision
@akopa yeah - my favorite color is orange but I end up painting everything pink
@savagejen @Neostrategos it's basically Pokemon but you need actual figurines. What a scam huh
@savagejen @Neostrategos they're called Skylanders, you put them on a base and they communicate with a video game
@savagejen @Neostrategos but they're more sophisticated than just being rfid
@savagejen @Neostrategos actually, if there was an easy way to forge the little chips in their base, he totally would
@secmoose figured I better mess around with pretend money first as I have no idea what I'm doing
There is a child I don't recognize on my patio. He just gave me the "shush" sign. Hiding in other people's yards is cheating, kid!
Thinking about playing a stock market simulator - who wants to bet I'll make a pretend million dollars that could have been real :p
"Isn't the entire German language about pleasure in the suffering of others?" - @codeferret_
@thegrugq 😐
@alethenorio keep reading - but that's not the name of my twitter account!
@blaufish_ actually I asked because I had a compulsion to paint the ant on my desk pink but I didn't want to put it in the ant hospital
Are pink highlighter pens toxic to ants? I ask because reasons
@kilophoton it has a section near the beginning which lists a bunch of terms it will be using and you can google them if you need more info
@kilophoton I read it when I was 17 and mostly got it - it covers probability from scratch.
I need to reread "Modern Cryptography Theory and Practice" by Wenbo Mao which actually taught me all the college math I know.
@d0tslash <3
@waruikoohii for certain values of 'prevents'!
@blowdart http://t.co/hUIPzoqzwf
@codeferret_ I never implied any such thing!
@d0tslash weird - http://t.co/hUIPzoqzwf
It wants me to install Firefox 3.5 because it thinks IE10 can't render static HTML4. Is this TCP over time travel?
I'd like to thank the self-righteous webpage admin who thought I shouldn't be allowed to see plain HTML if I'm using IE. IE10, mind.
@d0tslash can someone tell them their browser detection is broken please? It won't show me the site
@Neostrategos I tried to warn my husband this is like buying crack when pixie stix would do, but did he listen… :p
@sleepydashie they’re my husband’s and our housemate’s :)
Guess how many children live in this house http://t.co/CDOU09eDYS
What's the CWE number for "you employed a computer-illiterate programmer" category of bugs
On days like this, I wish I had a button to demand the customer do a full review of whatever programmer wrote the line I'm gawking at
@whitequark so when I hear “I don’t know any girls who are good at computers” followed by being called a boy, you see why I’m upset
@whitequark (the literal meaning is to paint a naturally brown fence white, we use it idiomatically a lot)
@whitequark in this context I meant ignoring non-white contributors to history or portraying them as white (ie Jesus)
@mescyn @Neostrategos not a lot of comments on those; it was my Nexus 7 video
@nelhage I decided I don’t like being called a boy more than I don’t like being called a slut or whatever.
@whitequark especially since I’m a minority in my field, it feels like the gendered version of white washing.
@whitequark imagine if people constantly addressed you as ma’am and lady and little girl. I’m assuming you’re not gender fluid.
I need to get the NES video from @Neostrategos so I can have something on my YouTube where not one single person will call me a guy
@silentbicycle demoing a nexus 7 booting straight to Ubuntu desktop
@DrewFitz hmm, well, that's trans-denying, but I am in fact cis.
Five months later I am still getting comments on my Nexus 7 video... referring to me as a guy. WHAT DOES IT TAKE, PEOPLE
@GeeckoDev @nrr oh gods I had to explain so many times when Vista came out concerning essentially the same thing
@chriseng good thing too because Java <--> our app is currently COMPLETELY BROKEN
I actually like Windows 8's monotone vector emoji better than iOS's bitmap color fest 😎
@iJamieH you're missing Unicode emoticons
Some little birdies have told me that I won't need Java to do my job anymore as soon as tomorrow night. The gods are real 🎊🎉🎈🎆
You know what's a weird word? Free. Freeeeeeee. I'm checking several hundred calls to free() and it will never look right again
If we’ve learned anything it’s that ad hoc blacklisting for important security purposes is a really really bad idea
Apparently wp-super-cache has NOT actually fixed the RCE vuln but has just slapped some string blacklisting on. Good job, that’ll hold.
@ternus implying that if I google-stalk long enough I can find pics of you with a ponytail?
@ternus collars. Short hair. Polite manner. Pretty weird, dude
@ternus also did you know you look like a government kid
@ternus I am super sketchy. I am defined by many short overlapping lines
@ternus yes there is nothing typical about that childhood btw did I tell you about the time the Foreign Service didn’t hire me
@ternus rural children have much more free reign. Suburban parents are typically disproportionately paranoid, using urban as their model.
@ternus I think you’ll find a strong correlation with urban, suburban, rural.
@WeldPond @spacerog @dildog @dotMudge way to kill the joke, boss
@ternus I wasn’t allowed to play outside all alone until I was 14…
Hooray tweets are showing up on my phone that aren’t showing up on my iPad. Ffffff.
I have been acknowledged as new leader of l0pht by @spacerog, just so you know @WeldPond @dildog @dotMudge
@spacerog @tmichaels1 motion seconded. Everyone knows I staged a takeover of the l0pht already.
Don’t call the person arrested in Australia “the lulzsec leader” as no one has ever heard of him. Just a pretension of his.
@0x8badfl00d not much ;(
@octal @hypatiadotca @thegrugq the human race depends on women weighing their chances with this…
@thegrugq it’s not my fault you’re the only one awake
Don’t after-midnight DM @thegrugq for advice on boys as he apparently doesn’t know
@Cocoanetics well I don’t do the swirly thing then. But it was the stylus - grabbed its buddy and it started working again.
@Cocoanetics http://t.co/Hjvcai06Bo
@thegrugq @DogeMocenigo the grugq is just trying to deflect rumors that I broke up with ionic for him
@grp … eww
@thegrugq I don’t get it. I really don’t. It’s a toss up between being thankful they’re so stupid and wondering if stupid is a prerequisite
@Hyder_Khan @RichardBarrell I don’t have “issues” with being a woman and I think you’re reading a little much into it :)
@egeektronic @mrkoot this is glorious
@Hyder_Khan @RichardBarrell … you’re kind of getting on my nerves a little bit…
@CyborgCode there is not that much math in most CS programs - mostly set theory which I thought isn’t that hard
@xabean @Forensication Find a cake place closer to Boston and we’ll talk ;)
@FatherMcGruder @matthew_d_green if you have a 100% accurate and automatic means to detect porn, you’re a millionaire
@CyborgCode I have a computer science degree. The field is far too young to have such specialized degrees
You might be a static analysis researcher if you consider the word “valgrind” an insult
Capture the flag: submitting malicious pcaps to Virus Total edition
@no_structure @strmpnk oh, I forgot, you’re in undergrad so you don’t count.
@strmpnk @no_structure the joke is we’re static analysts and “running” programs is for babies :p
@thegrugq 🇺🇸 I love America
Have the Homeland Security club updated their twitter keywords to include the bomb emoji? 💣 Can’t let that under the radar
@thegrugq I think you’re reading too much into my tweets 💣
@thegrugq I never said that. I said no jury would convict me of something unspecified. 🔪
@no_structure @strmpnk valgrind? VALGRIND? Sir what kind of researchers do you take us for
The willingness of people to make threats of bodily harm online never ceases to amaze me. As if it “doesn’t count” somehow.
@comex you should indeed do it now !
@comex whaaaaat
I drew a comic about the internet http://t.co/VAW3S0Vtj3
… I say, considering whether bleeding out in a boat counted as a day off. Well, he wasn’t in class…
Don’t reward homophobic jerks with a day off! http://t.co/XfAqJ52cIA
@WyattEpp I don’t think anyone’s ever suggested ATI as a low-power graphics solution…
@savagejen well I missed entire eras and kids learning programming now missed some more by simple time physics :)
With computer people even an age difference of five years has a profound impact on formative experiences. Compare, say, pianists
@ternus @ra6bit *ahem* Lady Melizabeth.
Do other industries and arts constantly discuss among themselves how old practitioners are or just computer people
@ra6bit @ternus hang on I need to check if I’m even nine yet
@matthew_d_green even if, say, CP isn’t illegal per se, do we really want it inserted in stuff…
@chronic https://t.co/NyN8kZhzoG
@ra6bit @ternus 1992?! Jay-z you’re old.
@no_structure I um… hmm.
@ra6bit it ended up confusing people I do know…
@Walshman23 my name is a bad idea!
Did twitter seriously just filter my beautiful emoji hearts out of my new bio
@thegrugq no jury would convict me 👊
The main reason I give my IRL name on twitter is that I hate being misgendered even more than I hate being called that name online.
Just read a good point I hadn’t thought of - it’d be cheaper for Intel to prop up AMD than to deal with monopoly regulation hell.
@themarkcaudill hahaha
@themarkcaudill it’s very rare that someone calls me by the given IRL name and I don’t know them - often in an insulting context.
@themarkcaudill well consider this, Mark. Didn’t I already lead this tweet with your name o_O
@dave_newton I think I hate you, Charlotte.
@snare American. Try and keep up.
@snare sir this is America and you just confessed to terrorism. Or invading a country for their oil
@maradydd @matthew_d_green @travisgoodspeed @dakami I may have missed where this originated, just heard block chain wiki bla bla
@matthew_d_green — is a vulnerability in a world where some types of data is illegal
@matthew_d_green am I the only one who thinks the ability to incorporate arbitrary data into something everyone must download —
@ternus I love people taking pictures of me that don’t catch my chin at a bad angle.
@QuantumG @bpblack @focalintent you know the original context was people dying in a factory explosion right >_>
@johnrobb @puellavulnerata actually do you have a link for this
@johnrobb @puellavulnerata until someone starts inserting hundreds of megabytes of CP…
@thegrugq thanks, you were a big help
@RichardBarrell it’s just that people have a habit of busting out “Melissa” when they are talking down to me because I am Small And Fragile
@RichardBarrell on the contrary I hear that more than my real name these days :p
@chriseng @thegrugq I think I’ll take it easy tomorrow morning in your honor, roll in around 11…
@vogon I only even consciously saw a few digits lol
@vogon yes but not on paperwork
If you address a tweet to me, what to call me is already covered ;)
@iRonNCSU what did you just call me in that tweet? :)
So I’ve kind of got this thing about being called “Melissa” online by people I haven’t met. Just so everyone knows. It sounds patronizing.
@attritionorg please. Wookiee**
@MrToph because they couldn’t find it?  You’re not a coworker
@ChuckBaggett @puellavulnerata but are the gun-toting pot farmers gay married
@DarrenPMeyer @manicode I’m confused that everyone assumes the multiple versions was on purpose on my friend’s part… it wasn’t.
.@ioerror is this the same Senator Graham who wanted an American citizen tried as an enemy combatant like just yesterday?
@ternus @abby_ebooks I'd like to think I sound slightly more coherent than that
I think my handwriting recognition is broken http://t.co/OR0f0nJk0E
Reporter ditches her own wedding to cover the Chinese earthquake http://t.co/4Wvw40iEKv
@bhelyer pretty much. Separate browser, only visit that site. Use VM/sandbox for bonus points
Scratch that, it works until I have the audacity to try and interact with it.
Java takes months to QA patches and we get owned; they patch in a timely fashion and apps break; we just can't win. Rotten foundations...
By some dark miracle I currently have said webapp working with an old Java... with IE. Countdown to disaster
@solak please tell me there's an instance I can access right now
@marshray @codeferret_ what where
@manicode 6502 assembly.
@UbikMan this isn't about cultural things I find stupid, math transcends that a bit :p
@manicode gods deliver us from being Java developers.
@hackedy corporate. Corporate customers. Requiring bleeding-edge Chrome doesn't really work.
@hackedy because it's more than a year old #html5isverynew
So guess what? The newest Java update breaks our webapp silently. "Oh yeah, found that out this morning" says my husband #thanks
So uh my coworker's computer is reporting different versions of Java in different places
@thomasbeagle I have no idea what that means so I'll just have to invade you now </american>
@miuaf @codeferret_ heheh well in this case it's proof that our "use after free" detection works ;)
@miuaf @codeferret_ heheh well in this case it's proof that our "use after free" detection works ;)
@thomasbeagle NZ has a population no bigger than a large city so I can totally see well-meaning legislators writing down ridiculous laws
@thomasbeagle still need to get ahold of the gov before they try to legislate something that can't work because they're naive about it
@polemic @TelecomNZ @yakmoose I'm betting whoever is discussing such possibilities is a nontechnical policy pencil-pusher
@polemic @TelecomNZ @yakmoose and mandating that every device in NZ accept some cert to MITM all comms would be... astounding.
@polemic @TelecomNZ @yakmoose yeah except you can't magically fake a valid cert without victim co-operation or corrupt registrar.
Hey govt of New Zealand: if you're short on subject matter experts, I'm available for the cost of plane + hotel to tell you why that's dumb
@DylanReeve @dancapper it can only work by consent (granted, the opt-out means you may not have internet at all, but still)
Um, does the government of New Zealand/@TelecomNZ have any idea how encryption works? You can’t legislate away math http://t.co/wZtjyW6poN
@dancapper um… what, exactly, is their plan for carrying this out?
@codeferret_ you don’t get how being Hermione works do you
@codeferret_ also that’s technically a method </CS Professor>
@codeferret_ I’m trying to imagine what would happen. Would probably work in a single-threaded app. Most of the time
@Tatoroh she sent me a text that she liked my post on tumblr :p
Code red code red my mother knows what tumblr is siren dot gif
@puellavulnerata the three letter agencies are full of people who dissent, they just can’t say so publicly until they cycle out to civilians
@onekade @puellavulnerata I’m kind of astounded there’s such a thing as a native Armenian convert to Islam, knowing their history.
@ShadowTodd well they both treat women as objects but the prior is more catchy :p
@vogon geez I’m not even sure anymore, her first name is Katie though, allegedly there were incidents with her and Tamerlan’s previous gf
@vogon I’m more sad that he beat his wife and she exhibits classic Stockholm symptoms, and that the kid seems dragged into it by big ideals
I’ve been reading all the “we knew them before they were terrorists” gossip and the picture it paints is so… sad.
Whoops I accidentally looked at the comments section apparently being able to afford to travel to Russia is inherently terroristy
@chunter16 Spotify could have registered itself to run next boot for whatever reason.
@chunter16 implying you didn’t already have spotify installed?
@profoundlypaige must be nice, all of mine dropped out to marry their youth pastor sweethearts or w/e
@eqe @ioerror I’m fainting.
@The1TrueSean for you? No.
@tapbot_paul it wiggled around to the next tweet up when I tried to tap away. That’s what you get for letting me use your software.
I have my own miniature booth babe right on my desk apparently http://t.co/8akugYJHhZ
@ternus well, they don’t sell plug and play seatbelts in various sizes at a Store Near You, so that’s a bit more severe.
@tapbot_paul just got the new version - what is this dot and why won’t it let me tap links? :( http://t.co/qucHMnXq1b
@ioerror do you intend for these to require signin?
Hey @cnn if @ap was compromised by phishing then there isn’t very much twitter could have realistically done to prevent that.
“My brother wanted to defend his religion from attack, that’s why he attacked peaceful civilians with no warning!”
.@wgragido because of the fake bombing news or…?
@panther_modern some Syrian gang is taking credit but just as likely they’re just skiddies trying to get free attention
@panther_modern I doubt it, as average time to detection of silent compromises is, like, months to over a year.
*sniffle* Why did @rantyben call me a thought leader? I thought we were friends!
Say, what’s your procedure for reacting to phishes sent to your people? Probably a good time to double-check.
@ra6bit @donicer wouldn’t walkie talkies work better anyway though?
@quine @rantyben @osxreverser yeah I like you too Zach.
@getwired @marshray someone from AP says there was a phishing incident one hour before the breach…
If it’s true that AP was targeted by a competent phishing attack, then that tweet probably had more intent behind it than lulz.
@rantyben @SamHananelAP ouch, now that was uncalled for!
@rantyben @SamHananelAP on that timescale that’s significant - extrapolate if news that it was a hack hadn’t gotten out quickly…
According to HuffPo, Texas has 10% of the dangerous chemical facilities and 50% of the evacuations and property damage resulting. Hmm.
@puellavulnerata well like I couldn’t remember the “C” in “MMC” and kept calling it whatever came to mind…
There’s apparently a video but I may just end up re-filming it myself for a more general audience… and because of embarrassing stutters XD
Successfully filled an hour with me explaining the Nintendo as I played it - here’s my lovely pirate cart art. http://t.co/JI2c5EoRdG
Veracode: come to Einstein room now for the lowdown on the greatest 8-bit computer of all time
Progress: “a country just legalized same-sex marriage” is not a jaw-dropping event but a casual high-five. Welcome to fabulous, France
@vogon — @DrPizza was also experiencing problems. Donno what your common factor is.
I’m surprised at the differences in how the nature of compromises varies depending on geographic region http://t.co/Qv5xGMGlZj
@dan_crowley @savagejen @integrisec — terrorism because it was an attack on the general public with no apparent connection to attackers.
@dan_crowley @savagejen @integrisec with ie school shootings the intent is usually revenge- even if they’re “crazy” I think this was still —
So is this pizza app for Xbox going after the demographic of people w/ debit cards who own video games but neither laptops nor smart phones
I’m kind of pleasantly surprised that a tumblr post about the lockdown not being as scary as the news made it seem got so much attention…
@RandomStep I’m assuming one of those is meant to be https
.@Neostrategos I just find the idea that the security industry grew more paranoid because of supposed ancient prophecy kind of insulting
@ID_AA_Carmack please do not take my monospace. But I review code in an editor that can set bold, italic, etc on syntax coloring
Apparently the full data breach incident report is out http://t.co/NacvYKaTpF but what’s with the Mayans reference first paragraph…
Some ideas for preventing crime other than throwing more cops at the problem http://t.co/xDOzNVr2on
@m1sp or stealing my trademarked squeal, that will be five cents per reference
@snare I’m pretty sure I can get your missile coordinates from somebody.
Got mentioned by a news blog so I’m expecting to hear from random people who may or may not have something to contribute all day
@maradydd @nickm_tor I have a twitter list of people I personally care about to read to completion when I’m short on time.
@skyeyemachine to the background color. And Zelda, to answer your other question
@DylanPaulMathis @pzmyers wow I have literally no idea where that topic came from or why you felt the need to tell me that okay bye bye now
@spacerog … I actually only know your first initial.
@DylanPaulMathis @pzmyers do you… what do… oh never mind, you’re in a bit too deep here to rescue with a tweet.
@dildog you would not believe how long I looked for the keyboard shortcut I believed must exist but I couldn’t find it
@thegrugq 8-Bit Terrorist is the name of my Team Rocket tribute band
@xabean No. Yes. Not that.
I don't know what I did but a bush just exploded like a block in Mario Bros 3 and left a hole
Made a super awesome surprise for tomorrow ;) I have a hex editor and I know how to use it
@lexikon1 my last name is Elliott
@attritionorg I never would have used txtspeak like that. Stop libeling me.
@attritionorg I'll slander u !
@Mordicant Zelda
How am I supposed to be passive-aggressive if I can't add people who have blocked me to public lists with slanderous names
@redline6561 Zelda
@esacteksab bit late for that.
Apparently Dear Husband thought I was delusional about claiming to be good at video games until I destroyed him at Smash Bros
@thegmanehack I've been playing since I was three years old...
@0x00string okay now without the flute ;)
My shameful secret is that I am actually incredibly bad at Mario
@apiary the internet demands it's recorded
@artkiver @apiary our office
The Abadidea Effect strikes http://t.co/sIZu62A5nN
Since this is a security company I'll be sure to cover @nelhage's groundbreaking research into patching Mario vulns
That's right I'm going to be teaching the system architecture of the Nintendo while running head-first into goombas LIVE
@lexikon1 sure ~
I'm practicing Super Mario for giving my lecture tomorrow noooooo my mushroom come back
@lexikon1 You can link to it if you want but I think I am all burned out on this...
@zeroday looks like this is just the ones that can tune somewhere into the 700s?
@apiary I just thought it was next week for some reason! Don't worry I can give this talk cold ~
Allegedly I am giving a lecture for programming the Nintendo *tomorrow.* @apiary is this true
@JastrzebskiJ clearly not all of them! :(
A boy turned down a copy of my waveforms are they not sinusoid enough I thought my waveforms were the prettiest :(
@RichardBarrell yeah. TTF has always been done in the kernel. A surprising number of people never realize that...
... To the best of my knowledge, that PDF is safe :p I hope q:
@Neostrategos @iJamieH hahaha it should be fine :p maybe :p
Check out this PDF on malicious fonts :3 http://t.co/KDWmwr3289
@AutismIsakiller I think, since it's a federal case, they can have the trial in the middle of nowhere if they want (and block cameras)
@AutismIsakiller sorry for the fox http://t.co/uVOlefpkKp
@AutismIsakiller don't get me wrong there MUST be a fair trial. Just our confidence is reasonably high...
@AutismIsakiller and that they flat-out told the driver they abducted that they did it, I mean, technically allegedly flat-out told.
@AutismIsakiller you heard about the guy in the hospital who woke up and wanted to see footage to point out who did it right
@AutismIsakiller but the evidence at this point is so overwhelming the only way out would be to demonstrate coercion by the big brother
@AutismIsakiller well, the last paragraph does remind all readers of innocent until proven guilty
@thegrugq you non-Americans are so bad at suburban American geography it's embarrassing
But the important question is, who is taking care of @J_tsar’s beautiful cat Peep
@zenrandom me too, but it's apparently hard enough for our senators to grasp the protections we have
@innismir there are three radio towers in a marsh tucked between the mall and Network Drive
I can't shake the feeling that someone, somewhere, is trying to use @J_tsar's twitter data as a basis for account profiling
@WeismanBen I wasn't able to figure out why they're there, it might just be filming.
"Ortiz has faced criticism for coming down too hard on some defendants, but that approach may become an asset..." Oh buzz off
Well at least it's confirmed they're trying him as a citizen and not an "enemy combatant" so those senators can suck on a yucky lollipop
@JastrzebskiJ all I know is the bottom is yellow and I think the top was dark blue. They're repeatedly circling the area very VERY low.
They buzzed our office but I can't find anything wrt the police looking for someone. Maybe they're just filming the majestic suburban wilds
@ternus Built before everyone and their uncle carried laptops and phones. Can't be bothered to change.
@rockhopper that was the best I could do from the car
This helicopter is circling outside the Burlington Mall http://t.co/3SZeiOJKHP
Should I be concerned about the helicopter practically buzzing the grass I just saw down the street
.@puellavulnerata can you imagine: "we're picking up the signature of a Nintendo 3DS! This plane is grounded until it's secured!"
@puellavulnerata I would never enable the TSA to be more annoying, but they totally would buy this ...
The winky face is key to interpreting that tweet, y'all
Namely he wants me to patent my technique for identifying suspicious consumer devices like Kindles and sell it to the TSA for zillions ;)
My husband just told me not to tweet something because I should patent it first. I think he's evil
@giovannibajo lol that wasn't what I meant at all :p I meant the typing
Peace is when a temple invites members of another religion to hold ceremonies inside because their church building is unavailable...
@Jonimus well that's what all this Science(tm) is about :)
@ra6bit that OSX Lion supports? :p
They run at the same mhz, but the ram in my macbook and my work laptop have completely different noise profiles :)
@jesster_king she got engaged and she's dropping out of college to get married sooner
@aquavitaecoll yeah but you can just change the strings from "intel" and "intel 64-bit" to "32-bit" and "64-bit" much cleaner
Am I allowed to be bitterly judgmental if my cousin just fell right into the MRS Degree hole? I'm self-righteous I know but come on
@davidwees @ezchili anyway I think you will find this interesting - my 10th grade history book http://t.co/XqDYtlr3OX
My grandmother just sent me a text longer than the iPhone screen how does she manage that she doesn't even have a smartphone
@yyr_ haha I can tell you're not a Mac person ;)
Everyone: I am aware of the difference between 32-bit and 64-bit processes. The "Intel" part is completely superfluous :p
@davidwees @ezchili But if I had to condense what "saved my soul" to one tweet: Astronomy. Not just books, telescopes.
@davidwees @ezchili turns out my core beliefs were actually incredibly stupid when compared to unfiltered reality! but that's the problem...
I'm confused why Activity Monitor in OSX still notates that every single process is of Intel type when the PPC emulation is gone
@davidwees @ezchili oh, I knew from age 6 that Satan's agents said so ;) that is a very long and painful story actually.
THE NINJAS FOUND ME TELL MY BEST FRIEND I --- oh hello third-floor window cleaners
@Abzol you know we agree right? :p
@Abzol that’s the point - people try to deny terror suspects (even the most tenuous maybe-suspects) basic human rights
When human rights don’t apply to someone because they’re bad, remember, someone out there thinks you’re bad.
Hit video game from Veracode: Where in the world is @chriseng San Diego?
@41414141 they’re installing tor, obviously
@davidwees @ezchili there are private schools that teach this. I went to one.
@_larry0 @ternus I think my TSA lady was upset I wanted to do it in full view of the line. Told her three times, nope, here's good, thanks.
@ternus except last time I went through they were so not wanting to touch me that I could have fit a whole soda can (dangerous stuff, soda)
@Abzol passing a raw get or post variable to the system shell
Reviewing the stuff I recorded at Source and I have no idea what talk could have been talking about a model trainset
@nullwhale well for starters, I can't overwrite all 4GB with a new value sixty times a second like you can a screen :)
I can track the exact moment the machine goes into hibernation well after the screen is off
@grayj_ 800mhz because the reported speed of the ram is 1600mhz. My other devices have 1333/665-ish
@grayj_ tuning my radio on AM to 800 MHz and holding the antenna in the same plane as the RAM over it
Got a recording of the MacBook's RAM #AdventuresInTempest https://t.co/9H5wkrOvX8
@fredowsley welcome back. You missed the fireworks.
@skyeyemachine there's a pretty pattern centered on the mhz of my tablet's RAM that appears on my radio when I lay the antenna on the screen
@send9 I went to radio shack and picked up a generic bunny ears plus the PAL adapter for it (they had it in a baggie on the wall)
@rjsalts kinda sorta!
@send9 yes. If it’s staticky it’s because of your location / antenna.
Hit the deck! It’s TEMPEST! http://t.co/sPHkvHa5Tv
Hmm... do you suppose it's a coincidence I can pick up a faint beautiful pattern centered exactly on the speed of my RAM? :)
All these frequency analysis graphs are giving me the finger
Hamming window hanning window is this a cruel joke
@demize95 you should be thankful it wasn’t tvtropes
@unixronin presuming the limerent object is also limerent I see… :p
@dakami casual * curse you autocorrect
@dakami whereas with DH it was a causal friendship that grew over several years
@dakami I’m extremely prone to intense crushes on a certain kind of smart, nerdy person pretty much the moment I see them
@fncombo http://t.co/oUGOCJFPmK
@fncombo http://t.co/oUGOCJFPmK
@fncombo the tumblr is leaking!!!
And now I have the technical term for how I feel about my husband vs. how I feel about my wide assortment of crushes
Ever read an article on some aspect of psychology and realize they’re reading your mind http://t.co/GKLmPDcDjC  This is embarrassing
Re: the guy who thought he was a government bank security tester- incredibly naive. Incredibly lucky to have gotten out of that mess okay.
@VZDBIR you need an anime character avatar
@PatrickAK maybe, but I feel like I probably shouldn’t be trusted with a transmitter :)
@puellavulnerata I’m just relieved the cops actually kept their heads screwed on. It’s practically a miracle.
@puellavulnerata and I haven’t been able to determine why they did so at this house in particular
@puellavulnerata I’m aware of one shady looking thing - one house where they demanded everyone come out with their hands up
@puellavulnerata and some people said “no” when the cops knocked on their door and they didn’t dispute it
@puellavulnerata I’m just not aware of any cases of people being harassed for being outside except when gunfire was in the immediate area
@savagejen @dan_crowley @puellavulnerata so did I! We could all hear on the radio where he was by that point :)
@puellavulnerata I’m just saying that the “lockdown” was almost entirely voluntary in who participated and I broke it multiple times
@puellavulnerata @savagejen no, it’s impossible to get four million people to totally agree on literally anything
@puellavulnerata @savagejen this is what happened: “please stay inside” “sure” said most people “nah” said a few and nothing happened
@puellavulnerata @savagejen the trains were closed but there were people outside everywhere
@puellavulnerata @savagejen you know that’s not what I’m saying, and that didn’t happen anyway
@puellavulnerata @savagejen it’s difficult to describe, but to us locals this terror attack was intensely personal, not “just” violence
@puellavulnerata @savagejen — but on the whole, Boston wanted them there and they did what Boston wanted them to do
@puellavulnerata @savagejen I’m not going to assert they did everything 100% right as thousands of people were involved —
@puellavulnerata the search actually wasn’t nearly as invasive as twitter thought. On the whole they actually remembered to knock and ask.
@puellavulnerata the entire city never shut down. I was there. It didn’t happen.
@0x17h chiptune ain’t midi yo
@savagejen Trying to decide if this is a pun or you haven’t noticed all the boys I’ve been hitting on over twitter :p
@0x17h chiptune privilege: watching this and thinking “well duh”
@savagejen what does that make a dry atheist
@m1sp @JackLScanlan I’m struggling to imagine why they care, but who am I kidding
@_larry0 today in “images that make no sense in thumbnail view”
@spacerog “hmm, I could totally copy paste that 140 times. No, I won’t, I won’t be that obnoxious”
Leave it to the FBI to screw up good intentions
@m1sp incidentally I’ve been feeling really limerent
@m1sp I think you are the only person who has caused me to look things up in the dictionary in the past year
@m1sp are you breaking Microsoft’s heart
@gsuberland geez he went right back to eating his pizza they’re not 100% overreactive 100% of the time :p
Achievement unlocked: got a funny look from a cop re: my touchscreen radio
Not getting criticism on BBC that Suspect 2 is "only" 19yo and hence not dangerous. That's an adult. And near his physical prime.
Awesome if I unplug the antenna and touch my finger to the connector I can pick up FM music with my body
@themarkcaudill not yet but I will.
@dildog I'm not talking about overpopulation due to completely open doors, I mean being fearful of foreigners on principle
@ErrataRob and I think it's easy to forget how RECENT these events which changed the city's demographics are
@ErrataRob ie I have photographs of my Irish-Bostonian ancestors. My father grew up speaking Italian to his friends in a Boston suburb.
@ErrataRob what do you think the dot dot dot is for   I was focusing on Boston's relatively recent waves of profound effect
If there is anyone in Boston who is now anti-immigrant ask them if their last name is Irish, Italian, Greek, ....
Taking my radio to the big city taught me a lot about what various signals I can pick up are actually for as they go live more often
@GabrielGumbs I'm genuinely unsure and want to know more. But I do know the title on the YouTube vid is misleading ...
@GabrielGumbs I'm not going to assert not one single act of disrespect by the cops happened, however.
@GabrielGumbs and almost all of them, it was show up, nope not him, leave
@GabrielGumbs I was listening to the police radio - lots of valid reasons for checking specific places due to the emergency popped up.
"One time our web scanner found a button to send faxes and hammered it. Then there are the FUN customers..."
@themarkcaudill yes, yes, and yes, but as if they got in trouble...
@themarkcaudill it's happened several times. They gave some hick rednecks a fake bomb and arrested them when they planted it
@themarkcaudill just that she claims this is another case of the FBI enabling a wannabe. Ofc just as likely she’s desperate for an excuse
@chort0 I’ve been to the Chinese embassy - to my surprise they totally owned up to some stuff when political science students asked
@matthew_d_green I’m trying to decide if this is a subdivision of bitcoins joke or… http://t.co/IUIwdPwhmW
@secmoose @0x17h @skry @radleybalko I’m not sure why that house got searched, unless it’s because it’s several adults no kids
@secmoose @0x17h @skry @radleybalko everyone I’ve found a quote from said that, in context, they didn’t feel violated;
@garywhitta @vogon oh look another children’s movie starring a young man, several assorted male characters, and exactly one woman. Yaaaaay.
At least one case of SWAT team frisking everyone in a house in Watertown- not sure if they had a specific reason. http://t.co/ElRsp1anyN
@0x17h @soycamo I have no idea what’s going on here but not having her hair up is against regulation
@ra6bit presumably gotten out of hand if true. Or she could just be desperate for an excuse
@ra6bit she says it’s another case of the FBI shepherding wannabes until there’s enough to make an arrest
@m1sp you are my ally angel
Time to close the tab: “Dope-smoker Dzhokhar” Yeah I’m sure that’s relevant
@Jedi_Amara that’s sexist.  Also all but one of the divine messengers in the Bible are explicitly male or ungendered.
@HyShai I doubt they would have wanted an actual explosion if this was their game. But it’s too soon to know either way
@puellavulnerata @HyShai oh yeah bingo. The one where the feds gave them a dud bomb so they could be arrested for trying to use it
Can someone with a better memory than me remind me and @HyShai of times the govt has aided a potential terrorist so they can make an arrest
@HyShai there’s a chance it’s true as they’ve done something like that before. Or she may be desperate for a reason her sons aren’t evil
@HyShai she says this is another case of the FBI enabling a potential terrorist so they have someone they can arrest
The mother is naturally an emotional wreck right now, but if her allegations against the FBI are true, there best be hell to pay
@puellavulnerata @jeremiahfelt @Asher_Wolf okay, just finding the news articles on her claims now… interesting…
@puellavulnerata @jeremiahfelt @Asher_Wolf we’ll have to wait that one out then since obviously she’s probably not at her emotional best
@jeremiahfelt @Asher_Wolf @puellavulnerata the alternative is Keeping Lists based solely on immigration status and we do not want that.
@jeremiahfelt @Asher_Wolf @puellavulnerata also does not seem to be the case? They checked the elder in 2011 I think and found nothing
@Asher_Wolf @puellavulnerata rather someone at the hospital ID’d who had left the bag on the ground from footage
@Asher_Wolf @puellavulnerata there’s no evidence the FBI knew who they were looking for “the entire time” that I’ve seen
@themarkcaudill I expected a quite ordinary looking person. I’m just bothered by the cognitive dissonance of “he’s… he looks like my type”
@m1sp good noon <3
@themarkcaudill that’s not quite what I mean no…
@Hyder_Khan yup I’m Dutch-born. Nah don’t worry, “they” know where my loyalties lie :)
@Twirrim just scared, and decided to kidnap someone for their car and tell them they were the bombers? Come on :p
@Twirrim at this point there’s simply no plausible doubt. He wasn’t bleeding to death in a stranger’s boat for fun
I can’t help but be astounded at all the basic, obvious steps they could have taken to avoid being caught. Hooray for catching The Dumb.
@geekable you’re trying so hard
@WhiteMageSlave maybe if Timmy put on a hundred pounds
http://t.co/RGaUEqRSUM I’m bothered by what a beautiful boy he is
Gods dammit America this is why we can’t have nice things http://t.co/puNuHIVvKo could you just STOP SHOOTING PEOPLE
@ternus but where is the silly pic of you inside? Bor-RING
@CyborgCode http://t.co/TnIcgPJZ5p
@Hyder_Khan but it may be a cultural thing that we consider gun violence and bomb violence to be totally different and the latter far worse.
@Hyder_Khan no charges have been brought yet, something can be “investigated as” a terror incident and changed later because of evidence
@FrederickGeek8 like I have a pebble! I was Poor(tm) during the Kickstarter
.@edropple yes, I just wanted to acknowledge that some people near the gunfire were, in fact, temporarily restrained by the police
@rjsalts @thegrugq because we take everything personally
@rjsalts @thegrugq just wrote a ridiculously long musing on this http://t.co/sP0FRN9rhZ it will *never* be common in Boston
Counterpoint, accounts of ppl who were particularly close to the gunfire and told more firmly to stay put http://t.co/f7EfYjWRXO via @ternus
@dfranke so, I think the call to shelter in place was the correct decision even if theoretically he may have been found sooner otherwise
@dfranke and if he had come out sooner, the kid might have been conscious enough to shoot him. It’s all if, maybe, perhaps, probably
@CyborgCode it’s a standard github feature. They have templates you can use
@jesster_king I’m short on twitter
@CyborgCode make a repo named username dot github dot com (or dot io) and put an index.html in it
@jcran never let @quine … ? I can think of so many ways to end this statement
@comex that’s on the Feds - and the lady who effectively killed Aaron Swartz, apparently.
@inversephase in this case they suddenly showed up like half an hour later.
My long-form explanation of why we, the greater Boston area, did what we did. http://t.co/sP0FRN9rhZ
@stevelord @thegrugq everyone knows my final move is the MERSENNE TWISTER
@SamusAranX no they insert random popular ones
Ported one of my orchestra pieces to chiptune https://t.co/y9jHJ5CyrY
@deathtolamo @profoundlypaige I know it doesn't fit the narrative but cops aren't all 100% total screwups 100% of the time.
@deathtolamo @profoundlypaige and the article ends with the person *emphasizing* he thought they did a good job.
@deathtolamo @profoundlypaige I don't see anywhere in here it says they broke into his house without consent
@deathtolamo @profoundlypaige can you read? he was outside and there were gunshots, of course someone yelled "get down"
@deathtolamo @profoundlypaige stop projecting your narrative. They knocked.
@deathtolamo @profoundlypaige he consented...
@JohnnyCocaine @thegrugq that was the ONE smart thing about this - zillions of tourists lining the streets on this one particular day
@JohnnyCocaine @thegrugq it closed briefly; there were far, far too many tourists who needed to go home to keep it on lockdown long
@thegrugq all of this was stupid from top to bottom - they didn’t even leave the city in the huge time window they had
@profoundlypaige it wasn’t too bad unless you were in Watertown proper - my manager’s house was barricaded to keep him from becoming hostage
@profoundlypaige yes I live a few miles north of Boston and I was in the city proper during the manhunt
@profoundlypaige a mix of having been on the radio, following a lot of other locals on twitter, and major press summaries after the fact
@profoundlypaige so they probably have friends but all evidence points to them being the ones on the scene
@profoundlypaige at least three other people have been taken in for questioning so far
@focalintent apparently it was just the driver’s own cellphone. They kidnapped him then kicked him out.
@profoundlypaige from our POV in Boston there was suddenly a shooting and we had no idea it was the bombers for a good while
@profoundlypaige that kind of all went out the window the instant they started shooting, that’s not “innocent” in any circumstance
@profoundlypaige oh and they told the driver they kidnapped that they were.
@profoundlypaige technically no, but they match the photos, started shooting cops, and risked bleeding to death rather than surrender
@michealc no, see immediately previous RT - marathon bombers stole car with cell phone inside. We all know the outcome :)
I’m glad violent criminals are notoriously stupid and don’t think to check for cell phones in cars they just jacked
@MarkKriegsman google is commanding me to do the wishing
@sakjur lol nope. Found it though. It was... tucked behind my husband's gaming computer downstairs
Somewhere in this pile of books and assorted sundry is my missing MacBook Air. I think. #geekproblems
@iain_mk2 @DrPizza @gudkopy okay I’ve been ignoring this but as if this didn’t start with a cherry picked single person’s incident
@amazingant yeah that’s the thing - I need at least one gap in the perimeter for my experiments, sometimes a big one
@MrToph sir why are you sending me panty shots
@amazingant it turns out it’s quite hard to block a signal broadcasted from a giant tower one and a half blocks away
@amazingant it’s sitting in the corner waiting for me to work on it some more, but preliminary evidence is that it will never be very good
@MrToph cyan underpants huh
@Dr_Review … why am I reading too much into a rated-E video game plot?
@Dr_Review seeing as the Rockets have access to the exact same resources and are much older and in greater number,…
@LBontempoNunes baseball bats would probably be more effective than zubats
Pokemon: a major corporation is under siege from a terrorist organization and the only person who bothers to show up to stop them is a 10yo
@iain_mk2 @gudkopy @DrPizza and this is worse than the American situation how…?
@kaepora http://t.co/jaK3pnfDI4
@markrendle it’s almost as if we’re two variations of the same basic culture ;) C&C @DrPizza
@jack_daniel stuttered and stalled
@gudkopy @DrPizza the British are obnoxious and pretentious, but I think they’re onto something with the “not letting people suffer” thing
For the record I don’t advocate for any subculture of feminism which denies transgenderism, that’s just recycling the prejudice
@bugbrennan excuse me ma’am but are you aware of the idea that if you don’t want to have sex with someone, simply refrain from doing so
@pzmyers @bugbrennan um parson me you do know being a lesbian does not mean you must have sex with every woman you meet right
@pzmyers @bugbrennan …… what?
Now to sit back and play Pokemon Blue like the gods intended. Sorry, BeaCon…
@leighhollowell fffffff-!!!
@pokemon_ebooks but… but… eggs!
@WhiteMageSlave ohhhhh riiiiiiight THOSE GUYS  Hahaha losers
@DarthNull thatsthejoke.jpg ;)
Terrorism all over the place, exploding factories, massive earthquakes, the only thing left is a Black Plague outbreak
@panther_modern @kaepora the part where they’re “thought to” have “unprobed” links to “hellbent” clerics
Fox News is thought to have as-yet unprobed ties to a radical editor hellbent on destroying journalism
Check out how carefully Fox words things so they can make accusations w/o evidence http://t.co/M4risIG78J ht @kaepora
@ternus decided to stay home this time, in case the entire city catches fire and floods with molasses
@mikko @mrHithron huh, this got lost in a mention flood earlier… … no, except some people think that’s what a DDoS is, but they’re wrong.
@mdowd that doesn’t look nearly lethal enough to be Australian
@ameaijou you’re a cat
@Hyder_Khan @Omgitstamz the average Bostonian is quite the opposite of a redneck, but there’s no denying there’s some racists in the bunch
I’m suddenly really sad that the time I larped as a zombie was before poor college students carried smartphones
@rantyben well, everything in context
@ternus do you play an elf? I bet you play an elf
@ternus never underestimate my willingness to troll people I like, or to beat them with foam and duct tape weapons
@hackedy only if it has a soft foam tip
@donicer @GreatDismal duh @jack_daniel
4) subtweet and see if they defend themselves ;)
1) meet someone cute 2) scope out their github 3) there’s totally a larp app in here
It’s suddenly pouring rain. Considerate of it to hold off this long really
@0x17h people did, nothing happened
@ggreenwald @marshray just because the govt will let him get away with it doesn’t mean we shouldn’t deride it as barbaric
@Dictum anyway there’s a nearly 100% correlation with strangers calling me “Melissa” instead of my twitter handle being obnoxious, so bye
@Dictum anyway there’s a nearly 100% correlation with strangers calling me “Melissa” instead of my twitter handle being obnoxious, so bye
@Dictum or burning down cabins or any of this other wretched nonsense. Next step: make sure suspect’s rights are respected
@Dictum I’m a fan of the fact that we can apprehend terror suspects without shooting up old ladies delivering newspapers
@ioerror the only people I can find “cheering” that are professional politicians.
@Dictum there are so SO many recent examples of cops totally screwing up but we have a massive operation where they, like, apparently didn’t
@Dictum there are people on twitter who posted they said no and nothing happened as is the law amazing I know sometimes it works
@Dictum martial law is when you get shot at, or at best arrested, for the crime of leaving your house
@Dictum see my previous tweet - house searches were by consent - “seek shelter” was not some kind of ultimatum
Today was a day of very heavy police presence and you have every right to not be cool with that but it fell way short of actual martial law
@thegrugq it won’t “keep up.” We’ve been in the “War on Terror” for twelve years and it hardly shows up to a single battle
@deathtolamo I haven’t heard of such an incident, but if it can be evidenced then that’s at least one case of the police acting wrongly
@marcusjcarey I saw someone on twitter who says she said no and that was that
Please keep in mind that no homes were searched without consent and no one was arrested for going outside, this actually *isn’t* martial law
.@GrahamBlog would you kindly sod off? WHAT war? Is there a civil war on I didn’t know about?
People worried about the financial cost to Boston: Boston wants to know if “Zero Tolerance For Terrorism, Inc” prefers cash or debit
@thegrugq who’s tried to hijack an airplane around here recently? Terrorists have *always* known about Very Obvious Targets
@thegrugq and IMO taking this Extremely Personally(tm) is a deterrent to anyone who isn’t planning on being suicidal in the process
@thegrugq that’s true of pretty much any violent crime. If I throw a brick through a window, police will respond
@dani0xE tweetbot
@thegrugq we spend more on storm cleanup a dozen times a winter.
@thegrugq I can assure you Boston considers it worth every penny as we took it personally
@ternus where’s my licensing fee
Crashed for four hours. 700 new tweets. Oh… dear.
@0x6D6172696F is it the bug you and I share where it’s too easy to cast our names to int?
Our government is filled with festering peat bogs like @GrahamBlog who want to get rid of pesky human rights
@GrahamBlog how dare you claim to uphold our Constitution
@GrahamBlog enemy combatant working for which army exactly?
@miuaf I don’t know much about military hardware but they’re the kind that are small as tanks go
The tanks are a show of force… you’re not gonna shoot at one skinny dude with a tank in a residential area
@DrPizza no except in a part of Watertown I think. That’s where the tanks are, as if you can use a tank to target one person lol
@DrPizza the trains are down and we are *asked* to stay inside.
We even crossed through part of Watertown and it was alive and well. The crazy stuff is in a fairly small area
Let me repeat because I’m still seeing it: the entire city of #boston is NOT shut down. People in parks people on corners cars on roads
I hope I am never so glad to have made it home again. If I see this guy I’m kicking him down seventeen flights of stairs
How to tell the Boston police are busy: parked in two hour parking > 24 hours. No ticket.
This end of town is pretty much out and about, the reports that the whole city is "cowering" are false mmkay
Taxi obtained and persuaded
There are a lot of people just now accepting that white Muslims are totally a thing. Now accept most of them are more like the uncle
Why do we even have a street named Laurel? No one in Boston can pronounce that
@kaepora @spacerog many as he is accused of carjacking
@ternus sir are you implying my antenna is not proper
@spacerog it finally did on like the sixth try
Fine, I will see if I can get it on my actual radio, but last night it was too fuzzy
@nemof no luck
Ustream killed.
I may have heard wrong but it sounds like they said the suspect wants to talk to them on cell phone
One thing I’ve learned: accidentally leaving mics open is a major problem for cops
Cancel search for green Honda: they have it
@Jolly I’d like to think Boston is better than that…  … especially since the suspect is literally more Caucasian than me
1999 Honda civic, green, POSSIBLY the suspect #boston
@Ammoniak @savagejen yeah I think it’s overloaded
(I’m super ultra for citizen journalism, but don’t try to pass yourself off as ‘the press’)
@kaepora it’s okay, he’s clearly whiter than… hrm…
@zeightyfiv @m1sp it’d be disproportionate if it was a generic police shooting, but these are bombing suspects, not gangsters
#radiotweeting Don’t walk into a manhunt and say “I’m with the press” if you don’t have any sort of press credentials handy
@ternus where are you going anyway
Well-meaning housekeeping asked if I “know what time that will be” when I said we’re staying till transport is open
Okay I give up if @j_tsar is the right guy or not, way too many conflicting reports of “confirmed true/false” :p
@therulerofchina I’m alive
@perel42 hoping to stave off being blacklisted as a tracking server as long as possible I imagine
Quiet but not abandoned #boston https://t.co/YDQaLusZkB
I love how @vineapp will silently fail to post and discard the video #FirstWorldTerrorAttackProblems
@JZdziarski @i0n1c @thegrugq girls are anti-conference she-devils, of course!
@i0n1c @thegrugq I’m sorry you must confront your worst fear
@stevegibson @metropolitanrep it shows 5 am for me. Since it’s right under “Boston” I figured it was eastern time but not necessarily.
@stevegibson @metropolitanrep time stamp on last logged in
@HiveLibrary @puellavulnerata and the city is not / was not on total lockdown. Woke up, looked outside, people.
@HiveLibrary @puellavulnerata just chilling inside because someone nearby is violent with nothing to lose is not stupid or cowardly
@ternus the news says taxis are allowed out again so general traffic movement except for Watertown should be soon
@ternus we cleared it with the hotel that we can chill until the all clear is given, which I assume will happen within a few hours
@evejou @marcusjcarey well that’s kind of the correct response when your nephews shoot up completely innocent people
@ternus we’re still camped out at the hotel, as we were effectively trapped when this started to go down
Their uncle is vehemently not supporting them. None of this “I can’t believe my boys would do this” he’s demanding they take responsibility
I think I just literally heard the suspects’ uncle say they did it because they’re losers.
The hotel kindly agreed to let us blow off the checkout time, and they’re keeping their continental breakfast open indefinitely
@cirdan12 regardless of how one feels about guns, the gun one actually wasn’t total theatre for once
FYI there are both pedestrians and cars around here, it’s not like the city is in total shutdown
Apparently I’m on lockdown.
Awake. Sirens everywhere, unsurprisingly. What is the sitch
@SimonZerafa good morning from a high rise in Boston
I’m not kidding. My manager lives in Watertown. He texted DH that the police blocked the doors to his house.
@jlwfnord @fredowsley with luck we might actually get there by 404 tomorrow. Camping out in the hotel.
The police have barricaded my manager’s house shut to prevent the terrorists from taking him hostage.
In any case the adrenaline rush has crashed hard and I am once again too exhausted to process this. May the morning dawn in peace
So let me fill you in on a secret. The initial guessing based on developing details? That’s actually what the news *is*.
Male coworkers I’ve shared a hotel room with: four (okay, three, if my husband doesn’t count)
@jlwfnord (it’s not the frilly lace up kind)
@jlwfnord back support.
Step 1. Get this corset off Step 2. Don’t cut the sleeping pill in half Step 3. ???
@0x17h some of us live here you know.
Our room number is 911. On the plus side the clerk told us not to worry about checkout time.
I admire that pizza delivery car. #boston
Looks like we’re getting terrorist-proof hotel rooms on corporate dime
@_larry0 in the lobby, but I hear hotels frown on that sort of thing
@vathpela not quite. I can see several intersections but none anywhere near the crisis
I am considerably more awake now… if you’re wondering I am still at the Source hotel, up several floors, quite safe here.
Personal acquaintances are telling me they heard small explosions so I consider this verified #boston
@_larry0 so I’m huddled on the floor in the CTF room exhausted to the point of tears
@_yossi_ who freaking knows it could be any ol’ crazy pants whackjob who wants to commit suicide by cop
@_larry0 yeah except he decided at the last minute we’re not and he’d just take us home whenever
Oh my gods I can’t even process this   Another stupid little bomb  Is this real? Not just crazy speculation getting out of hand? Tell me
I am too exhausted to listen to the radio and process what’s going on. Sorry.
@maxtch I mostly use OSX which transparently replaces gcc with llvm
@skyeyemachine this is not the face of poverty this is the face of not bothering to get a room
Techno hobo camp, by request http://t.co/aXicQUDIJ7
@Jedi_Amara glad you noticed
@maxtch yes, sometimes and not really.
Doing the techno hobo thing, sleeping on a pile of con t-shirts, hugging my bag of computers, in the corner of the CTF room
@DrPizza windowing… apps… I feel you could base an interface on that… but what to call it
Watching the city sidewalk from the fifth floor, some guy is just pacing and kicking poles. Oh now he's dancing #exciting
@blowdart you and I are on a different plane of concern, the big picture, the corner cases, legal stuff
@blowdart but I feel quite sure that one day soon, logging-into-their-Facebook pranks will be as uncouth as sneaking into their house
@blowdart it’s in a state of flux. Technology is changing faster than culture. Kids are making new etiquette faster than parents can teach
@ternus oh yes :3
So I just noticed Defcon’s CFP is still open for a good while and I must be crazy because… …
@codeferret_ then I have no idea why you need my twitter
DH is trying to steal my phone to post questions to twitter so he can “obtain the answer via hacking”
Source Boston CTF - @quine presides over his domain http://t.co/OHgvIHnEu4
Source Boston CTF - @djrbliss smiles awkwardly for the camera http://t.co/nXcyh5V5Ij
@demize95 find me when I have my backpack with me :p
Guess whose laptop @codeferret_ had to borrow for the ctf http://t.co/pFegagfhC8
@binnightbot hi! I try. It breaks a lot of JavaScript interfaces :)
@WeldPond if they were HTML filtering server side *anyway*…
@savagejen what  What
@hermanos @vogon because we all know 4chan is racist and it’s embarrassing
@triple5adam well, I’d hope they’re mutual, but one is Old(tm) and they both did the girlfriend namedrop :p
I love how our three letter agencies are so drone-happy but flip out when a civilian helicopter does a flyby
My key Source Boston takeaway: two new infosec crushes
@ternus pro
@McGrewSecurity @mikko @spacerog @dotMudge @WeldPond @dildog @joegrand I can confirm this works
@s_bridges @BernardGaynor @0x17h eww, he has more than two children? What a sham marriage. Everyone knows that.
Remember when sites and services not targeted at children had swear filtering? Oh nineties internet
@VoluntaryMan aliens are not currently in my threat model
@ReinH is that a mod? I've always played vanilla (haven't started a new fort in a while actually)
@cybergibbons I think at this point it would be perceived as increasing police secrecy which wouldn't go over well (I hope)
@jonelf of course I'm simply receiving it better, that's how radio works :p
You know what's cool? Knowing there's going to be police coming down the street before you hear the sirens is cool
@cybergibbons @zeroday yes \o/
@mikk0j it's free software called SDR# (sharp)
@thoward37 @zeroday Don't give me a transmitter whatever you do.
Especially cool/funny is that one of them was like "I can't hear you it's breaking up" but I could hear both sides // @zeroday
I think I found a walkie-talkie, someone is asking their buddy where the blueprints to some air conditioning thing are // @zeroday
@blowdart uh, yeah, that's kind of the point. You let your friends into your house too.
@blowdart walk up to a teenage girl and ask to see her SMS to her best friend and her boyfriend. Observe.
@blowdart it's very much their concern. Don't confuse being totally open about some things as totally open on everything
Now we're waiting for that moment when culture changes and invading digital privacy is seen as utterly unacceptable whether it's easy or not
History of security: we gave up on perfect locks over a hundred years ago. The lock-and-key is now primarily symbolic.
@zeroday @ra6bit anywhere in the 500mhz range
@0x17h this hotel has a wireless mic in each meeting room that shows up somewhere in the 500mhz range
History of security: the British thought they had an unpickable lock for 40 years until they handed one to an American. Isolation is bad
@0x17h http://t.co/w48I67n9Qa
History of Physical Security: arguably the first "open source" was publicly funded and released lock research in the 1700s
@isa56k @torvos oh I'm sure it is - it's just not something people really think about
@isa56k @torvos oh I'm sure it is - it's just not something people really think about
@JZdziarski I don't really consider "it needs to be jailbroken and you need to know the root password" to be a general iOS vuln...
@judsontwit this only related to on-device stuff, not backups
I like how someone just referred to USB sideloading as "shoving the app in sideways"
@RSWestmoreland @Kufat I think I am listening to some people setting up a stage for a special event, struggling with bulky props
.@torvos ah, sorry - context is iOS
iOS: your contacts stay unencrypted when you lock the device: required for incoming call info
MDM server messages aren't signed? For serious?
@Kufat I can just get up and walk
I have no idea whose microphone I am tapping but it sounds like there's something awkwardly BDSM-like going on in a room near here
@RussMichaels @ternus yes, yes, use gender-based comparisons, implying female organs are associated with inferiority, that'll change my mind
"I think I follow this stuffed animal on twitter" http://t.co/VptMi4PeRR
@niteshad @savagejen @dan_crowley it's just leaky
@ternus they kicked me out of the room because I'm not invited so now I'm charging my doom radio at the badge desk ;(
@ternus you coming to the conf now? Going to the Akamai private lunch? ;(
@savagejen @dan_crowley http://t.co/LkS9KRN5Q3
@savagejen @dan_crowley it's passive, my radio can't broadcast
@savagejen @dan_crowley I'm in your microphone intercepting your signal
@savagejen @dan_crowley boop da ba doop http://t.co/qjkTAz6uo6
@ra6bit I found the FM output of the mic in here about halfway between the two frequencies listed on the LCD :)
Never mind, @dan_crowley is wearing a clip-on mic set very very quiet, and I found it :D
I came prepared to intercept @dan_crowley's microphone and he's going bare-voiced
@panther_modern they're here with the president, they're not street cops
@jb33z http://t.co/qaKc0kylUH
@akopa roughly 30mhz to 1.7ghz
"free as in beer and free as in speech - awesome as in kittens and awesome as in missiles"
This radio setup was worth every penny for sheer "freaking people out" value
@sakjur it's because the president is here for the memorial
Boston is chock full of guards with assault rifles - not a good day for the gun-phobic
@KirilsSolovjovs fan fiction writers
Oh! I get it. Congress is a social experiment to measure cognitive dissonance
@akopa we have Pennsylvania for that
@rbf_ no, I’m not advocating that the president is temporary king.  I’m saying our congress does the absolute worst job possible.
@rbf_ hahahahahahaha once upon a dream
At this point I wonder why we even have a congress, stupid question I know
@JastrzebskiJ if fifty shades had stayed on the fanfic boards where it was birthed there wouldn’t have been a problem :p
Someone writing fanfic means they liked your story SO MUCH it took over their creative output; it’s probably terrible writing but that’s ok
How to kill all my desire to read your stuff: finding out you’re a jerk to fanficcers. Looking at you Anne Rice
@amanicdroid what I’m saying is: “my dad died in an accident” vs “my dad was murdered”: completely different psychologically
But the human heart accepts accidents. Malice, we know, is always deliberate, we measure it accordingly
How strange that accidents can so readily kill and maim far more people than the most bitter acts of malice
@TheDaveCA \>_</ reasonable policies are hard, let’s go shopping
@TheDaveCA block groups of 255 IPs at a time, I guess.
@chriseng bailed already.
@Nial he blew up their website with DDoS
@Nial lol I take it you are unfamiliar with “tango down”
Not that I advocate DDoS in any circumstance, but… https://t.co/ENceewdjAL
@sixtycastle amazing! A fine specimen of “completely missed the point” in the wild!
@osxreverser what’s wrong with kindle edition?
@m1sp and he’s not gay!!!… I know because he has a girlfriend orz
@m1sp oh my gosh I have a new crush /(^o^)\
@xa329 yeah that's what I meant - it's not a fan crowd, too many old people and suits
@jb33z yes, and I bought a nylon costume of it, a gray sailor fuku with strawberry pink trim
@jb33z my avatar
@ra6bit @_larry0 @csoandy bingo
Someone told me I should wear my Kasane Teto dress to this con but I think it'd be wasted on most of this crowd
@Brian_Sniffen @erluko everyone at the table already expressed regrets he's not here
@chriseng he saw me doing my happy dance at beansec and thinks it means I can't be a real infoseccer...
Someone at this table is wearing a Casio calculator watch and the person next to him is wearing a pebble
Having dinner with half of Akamai apparently. And @joshcorman. Who still isn't over the dancing thing
@eevee your cat is very lucky to have a human able to seek advanced medical care - good luck
@Saturn500Jared the joke is I’m being literal - he’s coming.
Traffic and security is going to be a nightmare in the immediate vicinity of this Boston hotel tomorrow. THANKS OBAMA
@TheDaveCA that's what the tool was though, name the account and away it goes
@m1sp I really like him and I'm not sure if he can tell I'm hitting on oh gods wait he follows me
@whyallthenoise that's what I'm working on; finding weird noise :)
@focalintent the FM music station range is completely saturated on my display here - a red and yellow blotch
@focalintent both I suppose but I was thinking of radio
@whyallthenoise that's my old house back in Virginia
The noise floor in the heart of the city is so much higher than out by my house
@captcarl13 it is a plastic sword
@waruikoohii wakizashi.
Rare photo of an alpha con-goer in the wild http://t.co/Z0FzmYlfmn
@jb33z which does happen - they got slapped down over GPSs without warrants
@jb33z unfortunately where the FBI etc. is concerned they just assume everything's legal until a judge flips out on them
Is hacking back legal?: the answer is "try it and find out," basically.
@Computermaster ... I actually don't remember. I somehow hit upon it as a magic hex value, and was apparently delighted with it
@greenrd I bet a dollar you're not American ;)
@VoluntaryMan I ride the official clients' case hard because I am disappointed in them but I still love them #toughlove
"Hacking Back is a Bad Idea" by @ITSecurity I assume this is named after me
@ra6bit exactly the sort of thing I wanted to find - I got am sdr specifically to see what I can spy on that people forget about
@ra6bit I recorded it as FM and it is clearly audible
@ra6bit the range looks like this - so much stuff http://t.co/qBJWIevq8K
@ra6bit you repeat yourself!
@ra6bit incidentally that range is crammed full here but I don't see anything resembling his voice pattern
@ra6bit if I can pick it up and identify it, it counts.
@USSJoin SDR Sharp/Windows 8/Acer W700
@WhiteMageSlave he got over it (he keeps getting lost)
Spying on poor @ternus who is gonna find a mention flood soon https://t.co/NRaAm38eFj
I found @ternus's microphone http://t.co/4cjFr8W4UF
@Beryllium9 @ternus (if you're not your company's security department, don't attack your company)
.@ternus: Attack your org from the outside to get better buyin for fixing the problems you find
.@ternus: think and ACT like the adversary. Be evil to yourself
.@ternus talk: culture of resilience. Ingrain it in the developers that they must overengineer.
.@ternus talk: Akamai has an absolutely staggering attack surface and if they go down, the internet is effectively down. No pressure.
for the love of pizza, I can't select the text of a tweet in Twitter for Windows 8 #uirage
Great, we've reached the stage where idiots call in threats to random public places. There's always someone
@chriseng so I think DH is refusing to pick me up tonight...
@bobpoekert well if you're on the outside of twitter you will hit api limits if you do anything more than proof of concept anyway.
(Note that the thing about computing relationship graphs being too expensive is from the far side of the twitter API - easier on the inside)
A year or two ago there was someone who tried to do avatar analysis on twitter accounts and gave up because of Justin Bieber :p
Twitter talk: finding bots via relationship graphs is too expensive, especially if you don't already know for sure one is a bot
Twitter talk: machine learning is ~80% effective on simple measurements like how many accounts a potential bot tweets to
Twitter talk: Omniture, owned by Adobe, registered http://t.co/MxS9P295th (that's a letter) to fill your logs with ie 192.168.1.2O7 .net
Twitter talk: half of all bots last under forty five minutes. Most go silent of their own accord very quickly
.@secmoose I'd prefer if someone I don't like locks out their account :)
Twitter talk: there are account brute force tools. Implying twitter doesn't implement password lockout? Anyone know?
Twitter talk: the history of spam on twitter is giant spikes being fought back down, baseline steadily rising, for the first few years
Don't answer that
is EVERYONE who works for Kaspersky very attractive or only people they send to do talks? Or do I just have a thing for foreign geeks
IMO asking people not to obsessively speculate over photos of intense interest is asking a waterfall to hold on for a sec
.@jcran shuts off his pwnpad and suddenly my Nexus 7 floods with pending notifications
lol @jcran is attacking one of the open wifis right in front of us, on projector “you all have disconnected right”
The only supernatural phenomenon I believe in is demo demons
I really hate that the http://t.co/bSGrh0jukq manual doesn’t list the last time a page’s actual content was edited.
@nelhage but that’s already what PHP is  Good glory
@nelhage holy guacamole you found my next manual masterpiece why does this exist
.@jcran showing pics of retail stores filled with tablet displays - and you know they’re not properly locked down
@AsherLangton @flipzagging 4chan is a racist site. No denying that. But I don’t think they look particularly “brown” anyway
@flipzagging @blaufish_ it’s plausible. You don’t want all cops at a major event to be blatantly cops.
@flipzagging it’s all “maybe.” At this point posting their real names, if 4chan found that somehow, would be irresponsible
Having a backpack isn’t suspicious. Taking it off isn’t suspicious. But when a bomb in a backpack has ALREADY triggered, you check for that.
@flipzagging it wouldn’t be suspicious if a bomb in a backpack hadn’t already gone off. We’re post-suspicion. *Someone* left a bomb in a bag
@blaufish_ @blowdart really it comes down to: they appear to be carrying the right kind of backpack and appear to put it down
@blowdart @blaufish_ they don’t even look “brown” to me. From the photos I thought they were white.
@blaufish_ you can just buy clothes like that here, and order a custom badge or nick one.
.@blaufish_ they could be cops who happened to be right there and soon identified as such. Or looking like cops to avert suspicion.
@hackerfantastic (and our law enforcement specifically asked for crowd sourced photos and videos, so they’re looking at the same data)
@hackerfantastic doodling on public photos is not interfering with an investigation
@EternalTodo yes, but that one was called out as specifically what malware checks for, presumably it’s the most popular
@grp I don’t think anyone ever questioned if he did what the court said he did - only a question of how wrong it was. Public said “not very”
@grp their standards are higher than casual internet discourse, at least…
No, of course the photos aren’t “proof.” Nothing is proof before it even goes to court. Don’t attack people in black jackets :p
@blowdart wrong about what? There’s no personally identifying information. Just circles on photographs
“Greater or equal than” is probably not how to grammar, I admit, but that is how I pronounce the >= operator
@amanicdroid well yes, but I’d expect that most defenders of any language would work primarily in that language
I found everyone on twitter who would advocate for ColdFusion as greater or equal than PHP as a platform. There are two of them
Nothing is as powerful as an angry internet http://t.co/RTavnuTtHc
@meta_alex you’ve probably written more cold fusion than me - I’ve probably audited more code bases for 0day than you :)
@blaufish_ @chriseng both! SE has a nearly 100% success rate and google archiving is forever.
@thegrugq like was discussed in the talk - for a typical business your primary concern is monetary fraud, not stolen intel
.@ra6bit and @dildog just observed neither of them have ever seen me use a physical keyboard. #touchscreenmania
@blaufish_ @chriseng you can unintentionally leak directly to a real outside attacker, that’s often how they do it.
@thegrugq the threat model for Joe’s Business is a little different though.
@m1sp dude you are objectively adorable
I appreciate that @NintendoAmerica memed their own announcement. Hey, at least you’re not making Half-Life…
@nickdepetrillo you. Change your icon. RIGHT NOW
Effective marketing: “everyone who attends our talk gets a FREE light-up ninja sword that makes noise”
Convention convection, n: the means by which trinkets, lost jackets, and checks for second-hand electronics propagate via full-time congoers
This just came to me from Austin by means of convention convection http://t.co/rBjseTwThg
@jenniferbn2 source Boston - the American Boston :)
@jenniferbn2 I’m at a talk ^_^
Insider threat: tracking geolocation and login time is too noisy in most orgs. Accessing unusual hosts happens. Only worry if ALL are weird
Insider threat: did you know removing an account from Active Directory doesn’t kill open sessions? Oops.
Insider threat: leading indication of fraud is multiple valid employee accounts logging in from the same single-person computer
Insider threat: usually fraud for personal profit, followed by spiteful damage of systems, “spy stuff” is a distant third
Insider threat: The more data you log, however, the more likely you’re going to cause privacy problems. Who has access, what are the limits
Insider threat: though of course log retention is critical
Insider threat: use “soft” investigative methods first. Don’t just start going through computer logs. Keep legal dept involved.
I agree that basic user education is a must even if it can never be 100% effective. Enable people to know what’s always a mistake
@chriseng thinking in general overall terms - there aren’t very many professional moles in the world
Negligent insiders are the most common threat - completely unintentional data leaks far more likely than being betrayed…
@stevelord time to first worlder seeking asylum
Talk on insider threat. Time to Assange: one slide
Re: the @1Password cracker - they’re being pro about it. It’s an interesting insight into how crypto can be weaker than theoretically stated
Trying to figure out if this room has a fake fireplace or this building is just that old
It's important to have good taste in friends - it's more important to have good taste in enemies
@mdowd @nickdepetrillo ;-; when is the funeral, you evil spider
@nickdepetrillo @mdowd noooooooo
*My* gmail is working — google just doesn’t love you. Or maybe you caught the APT
@bl4sty @rantyben the correct term for what’s going on is the Double Dominatrix
@thegrugq @i0n1c you’ve always got me, but I think he blocked me
@rantyben @comex @i0n1c I may not be involved with either but there’s a key difference: I’d kiss comex
@MrBuzzy Stockholm syndrome is a tragic thing ;)
@i0n1c @thegrugq @_frego_ @0xcharlie @dinodaizovi @comex I’m secretly involved with comex to the same extent I’m secretly involved with you
@WesleyFlake ruby python .net even java
@fncombo oh. Then *home* takes you to the top of the page. Tab takes you to the first input box
@leethax0r that’s a discovery of the hackers, not the vuln, afaik
So the Linode hack is blamed on ColdFusion - for love’s sake why do people keep using it, it makes php look professional
@jjarmoc @chriseng @quine seconded
@hypatiadotca @kylemaxwell they’re children - children constructing their fantasy society with other children. They do stuff like this.
@hypatiadotca @kylemaxwell they’re children - children constructing their fantasy society with other children. They do stuff like this.
@hypatiadotca you’re not being very supportive of my decision to come out of the closet as Linux otherkin
@The1TrueSean the first one is deleted. I somehow the wrong word
Efficient 1password cracking https://t.co/d9RQUTpjdM
@hypatiadotca I am a bridge between Teenage Social Activist Tumblr and Passively Privilege-Unaware Twitter
@marshray because you’re too microsoft
@akopa only if spoken in sincerity and accord with our mole brothers and sisters
I’m tricking you into normalizing words like microaggression
Saying “lives in a basement” as an insult is a racist microaggression against the noble mole people
I love it when major corporations post 404s to their own announcements
@MicrosoftIP @MSFTnews 404
It’s actually kind of remarkable that it’s been a day and a half and no clear idea who’s guilty- extremists and whackjobs alike love to brag
@chadwik66 dare I even ask
Good glory some @arstechnica readers need to figure out not all headlines are 100% literal
@fncombo in what?
@bradplumer @focalintent Africa is a great what
@trevortimm @RepMikeRogers @mattblaze contrary to rumor I am not, in fact, fourteen. The basement part is debatable
@Kufat I’m more of a kicker
said abadidea immediately before receiving a letter that she is banned from Apple campus
So I think I volunteered to beat up an Apple engineer and steal the iOS signing key today
@tapbot_paul was that headline cutoff generated or curated? ;)
@grsecurity what's the point of going back to an older tweet and telling me to get over it? I've been over it
@chriseng think I left my book in your room
@bsdaemon @grsecurity ... But since he doesn't follow anyone it appears to be the project's twitter and I got nothin' against the project.
@bsdaemon @grsecurity he already replied, we've already had our spat ...
@dinodaizovi ... But he was at the wrong Marriott anyway.
@dinodaizovi thank you very much, I'm sorry I had to run off so suddenly
Spot the typo ... at least I hope it's a typo http://t.co/1dZ5UuERYG
@dinodaizovi you seem nice will you be my dinner buddy
Let the record show I am sitting in front of Dear Teammate Brandon’s unlocked Linux machine and NOT breaking anything
#srcbos13 so who is my dinner date
@Beryllium9 contains vulns
An oddly enough, java and .net web apps are much more likely to contain directory traversal than php
Veracode brings the data: ColdFusion leads the pack for XSS and SQLi per capita. PHP is the den of OS command injection
@WeldPond don't call large groups of programmers "guys". I'm calling you out in front of the room next time ;)
Next: bothering Boss http://t.co/EiVecqNfXX
@comex I think @dinodaizovi is officially my rival now he's crazy about you
Best line I've heard all day: "and then this OTHER virtual machine in the font renderer..."
@kherge meh I guess
@0xcharlie @dinodaizovi @comex no
. @dinodaizovi is waxing poetic about the skills of @comex ;)
Next up: I sit in the front row and demand @dinodaizovi smile for the camera http://t.co/6kLl4BNeSF
Holding up the “10 minutes, 5 minutes, 1 minute left” signs and hearing the Sonic drowning song in my head the entire time
Hmmm http://t.co/Q6mljSZuez
Sirens. More sirens. Too many freaking sirens.
Also you really shouldn’t be using FTP for uploading in the first place. Use WinSCP or even bare SCP if you’re cool. Change hosts if needed
Next up: @quine the incredible talking koala on Android appsec  (He was blocking me on twitter before @i0n1c made it cool)
@marginoferror yes it's just careless and easily targeted
@brentrubell unencrypted
@xa329 it is, that doesn't matter
@thegrugq but their announcements are so cute
@brentrubell no, CuteFTP isn't malware - it's targeted by malware because it's too easy to recover the stored password
I get such a kick out of how "professional" the Blackhole people are. Malice as a service !
Don't use CuteFTP - malware scrapes hard drives for your unencrypted credentials to your personal website to host Blackhole #srcbos13
@comex speaking of conference you should be at Source Boston! :o
@innismir sitting in the second row, one to the left…
@attritionorg @zenrandom that sounds suspiciously like not Massachusetts
@DrPizza … idgi?
@kragen private security, private building, we could have not consented and left.
@sakjur because he missed his flight and can’t make it in time. The *con* isn’t cancelled
This had better be the last time in my life an infosec talk is cancelled because of a terrorist attack.
I saw a tophat in the lobby. I know who that is...
#sourceboston hey could whoever keeps knocking me off the wifi cut it out ! Trying to look at cat pictures here
@DarthNull my connection is really bad but it comes from a site called nooelec
@stoicbird Asus W700 - windows 8
A cute boy asked to take a picture of my hardware! ... no, literally, I mean the radio
@waruikoohii yup
@ra6bit are you here btw ?
Not suspicious, I'm not suspicious, it's totally normal to have big weird cables sticking out of your tablet http://t.co/WyOmjuKOSq
I wonder if Twitter for Windows 8 correctly insists on certificates. We'll find out #openwifiatacon
@zenrandom @attritionorg speaking of: I don't see him here! LAAAAAAAME
My admission to this con is free but I forgot to officially register. However noone will question these credentials http://t.co/SgoXttgn0r
@MarkKriegsman hyperthreading runs in hyperspace and is measured in hypertime
Oh no I accidentally loaded amazon on this shady wifi oh no there's an order in my cart they got me - game figurine? Nevermind it's just DH
I opened google on my phone and when it noticed I was in Boston it offered me directions to the evacuation hotels
#boston My Verizon cell phone lost data…
@JastrzebskiJ man why you gotta harsh my blogging mellow
@burukuru not directly; all the injured got help and the runners and tourists back to their hotels
@DarthNull 7th floor, street side, I probably have an ear for this
@burukuru well I was thinking a little more specifically as that was yesterday...
@DarthNull going on an hour and a half nonstop.
@NinRac but that wouldn’t be internally consistent with my behavior :)
@waruikoohii also an apartment in your town was searched with consent apparently…
#boston okay I’ve heard sirens nonstop for an hour from the Marriott Tremont. Hashtag is flooded with well-wishes, can’t find why…
@wimremes meh, turns out subtweeting them is easier
@locks I don’t, but I like zenburn and desert
@waruikoohii unmarked buses, couldn’t see if they’re occupied, I assume they’re the buses used to rescue from the lockdown zone yesterday
What’s the etiquette for “dude I know you have a crush on me, spit it out, you’ll feel better”
@m1sp <3
@vogon —> @eevee
Why am I awake WOW that is a lot of sirens why are police motorcycles escorting those buses #boston
@DeeLove92 I’m not “knocking” anything, I’ve merely spent years of my life studying the history of the church.
@WhiteMageSlave being this awesome isn’t illegal
Case in point wow I totally forgot I had all this weird SDR stuff in my backpack :p
@CastIrony last year before Blackhat/Defcon I actually wrote the hashes of the certs of sites like twitter down on paper XD
@rone iPad ; but it explicitly redirects me so I’m pretty sure that wouldn’t work anyway
@hackedy @homakov I think tumblr gets off easy because there isn’t really any secret data to plunder
I’m so glad https :// http://t.co/FfcweLybVE redirects to plaintext automatically I’m not on hotel wifi at a security con or anything
@SimonZerafa it’s a running joke at V-code that I don’t look old enough to be there
@varmapano @savagejen well yes. But I was marveling at and speculating over 3 fatalities vs 130 to 150 injuries earlier.
@savagejen the acoustics of a narrow city street amplify explosions. Source: I was in Amsterdam on New Year’s Eve once
They’ve already said on the news you can expect public transport to be swarmed with cops tomorrow.
Bostonians: I hate being submissive to the surveillance state but tomorrow would be a good day to double check your bag before you go out
@eevee but looking again, I realize that “they” is a smaller error space
@eevee that
#boston I keep hearing sirens - but of course there’s going to be some any night. #confirmationbias
@_wirepair in any case, we are in the city now, and everything is okay, but the hotel searched us
@_wirepair uh yeah where were you (oh right Japan) (carry on)
I can't imagine having hair that short like what keeps your head weighed down so it doesn't float away
That awkward moment when there's not enough shampoo in the hotel room oh wait I'm sharing it with someone with a shaved head shampoo party !
@aksansai I suspect it would trigger a specific unit conversion card she doesn't have
Accidentally bumped Siri. Well that's a new one (device is running iOS5 because reasons) http://t.co/faypWVsWA2
@blaufish_ that's pretty much all Christian groups to varying extents ;) their theological pedigree is not particularly pure
Abadidea's Source Boston "Don't You Tweet This" Count: 2 and the conference doesn't start for 12 hours
@bond_alexander I turned 25 two weeks ago so you're good at this
@watAtwist yup but I went with WBC because they're literally praising their god for the bombings
@WhiteMageSlave they were talking about pushing middle age and the guy says to me "but what are you, 19?" "she's 17"
@bond_alexander how old do you think I am? :D
Boss just told someone I was 17 and they didn't question it.
@blaufish_ llet me know if he says Nazis don't count as Christian so I can double block him :)
@blaufish_ lol I blocked him like two hours ago
@ra6bit I took a class on terrorism in college ;) #TweetsThatGetMeOnLists
Hearing twitter say the type of bomb, detonated on the ground, is designed to take out everyone's legs and incapacitate them - which it did
@panther_modern the reports are accurate - I was listening to the radio - one was triggered deliberately and two recovered for evidence
@ra6bit guess it comes to "did the malicious actor actually know what they were doing"
Me watching TV: "I know this is America but why is *everyone* fat? Oh... 4:3 stretched to widescreen"
@lil_lost it correlated very closely with the most crowded finishing time last year
Am I crazy if I speculate someone specifically designed those bombs to hurt but not to kill people? Or is our luck just good with 130 to 3
The hotel bar is packed, probably because most places closed early. #Boston
Here I am doing Source Boston setup late at night again. In some ways it feels like it's been years. In others, a week.
@WhiteMageSlave we're fine, I promise! Emergency response has done an A+ job
. @SOURCEConf Boston: they will ask your name / look in your bag at the hotel because of today's events.
@kaepora yeah - at Source
@kragen I live here! :)
We're being searched at the hotel but they're being polite about it
I have the most exquisite knack for unintentional implications in my tweets, mainly concerning my quest for pants
@SabrinaPennello #thats  #the  #point
@Steve31278 it’s not a scorecard  But if you want it to be, look up civilian and “unknown” casualties in our warzones…
@Steve31278 ha, also not true. But I’m not a Christian, so I’m not particularly fond of them.
@Steve31278 and probably forgetting all the American terror incidents perpetrated by white or Asian guys with guns.
@Steve31278 again, you’re extrapolating based on a BILLION people,
Btw I am apparently going to Source Boston tonight, as soon as I find my pants. Will crash with boss, unless I get a better offer :p
@Steve31278 the west
@Steve31278 overgeneralizing large groups by the worst actions of any member is how we got into this mess
@Steve31278 I wish I lived in a world where that was true! But women are punished for being victims here, and there are feminists there.
@Steve31278 “Muslim” is a vague category that covers well over a billion human beings. Of course there are some bad people in there.
@Steve31278 right, because noone who describes themself as a Christian has ever hurt anyone for hateful reasons!
@LJonhny #thatsthepoint
Oh, Westboro doesn’t represent your religion? Well of course they don’t, that’s the point
If you’re going to cite one Muslim as proof that Muslims are happy when we’re bombed, remember Westboro Baptist Church is a Christian group.
.@Robbie some people were still on the one I was listening to; it gently tapered off to really minor stuff.
Emergency radio has gone very quiet. Hopefully that’s that!
@pmocek @ioerror check the time stamps. That was the controlled detonation of the third device. https://t.co/iAzahOnqHU
@PatDollard police say this is a fake story.
@thegrugq re: the bridge it was apparently a footbridge, which makes more sense
@IanAKemp "yeah I'm standing by a blue... a blue... um... !$%&"
@IanAKemp I heard it once - ironically, simply because he couldn't remember the word for the type of thing he was standing near XD
Impressed with the good job responders have done helping everyone get back to their hotels or find the people coming to pick them up
@landley the professional radio stations don’t have so much static though - this emergency radio is a mess !
@paisleyboxers looks like he’s harping on the fact he’s not technically employed by anyone as a columnist
Is @erikrush really a non-parody account? What a wretchedly hateful person.
@CyborgCode but in general, being good at context switching
@CyborgCode well today is a little higher volume than usual because I’m in Boston!
@savagejen emergency response is on the ball. After the initial explosion, everything has been about protecting and helping civilians.
I don’t unconditionally agree with anyone I defend. I don’t even unconditionally agree with myself
@grsecurity good thing I don’t know very many people like that!
@thegrugq @grsecurity you never let me get in any fights by myself :(
@grsecurity okay, sure. I think you’re a jerk. I think you’re rude, arrogant, and trust to technical accomplishments to cover for you.
@grsecurity wasn’t involved in? It was on reddit, that’s not really how that works :p
@michaeldinn radio
Okay, now one of the packages they’re investigating is smoking for an unknown reason. #exciting
@thoward37 not really a camping out in the public infrastructure kind of place - it was sleeting here like two days ago
@Hyder_Khan because I’ve spent the last three hours trying to understand people on the emergency radio and some have poor radio voices
@chronic I’m not Canadian or French but that just looks weird
Now they’re going to investigate a backpack stashed under a bridge - I think they said Waltham? Probably a false positive
All in favor of banning people with deep voices from operating radios say "aye" in a clear, high-pitched voice ;)
@grsecurity Actually I was of the opinion you were reading too much into it - upset over points I simply can't find in the text.
@grsecurity (and I didn't feel like drawing out your trademark condescending remarks, that's why I subtweeted. Oh, look!)
@grsecurity you know reddit doesn't send a new orangered when someone edits a reply, right? That's not exactly a reading comprehension thing
@hemantmehta @WBCSays if it turns out there is a hell, it’s just barely large enough to hold their building.
@miuaf I really can’t figure out why he’s flipping out at @no_structure and my attempt to ask was completely discarded
@fredowsley everyone from work and our infosec friends are accounted for. Don’t use the cell network, use iMessage etc.
@fredowsley everyone from work and our infosec friends are accounted for. Don’t use the cell network, use iMessage etc.
@ralpost @Codepope the context was spender of grsec, but it applies pretty generally :p
There are a lot of conflicting reports about the cell network outage being deliberate and just being overwhelmed. #boston
@akopa I enjoy /r/netsec as mostly being a good news source/discussion center. Get in some good scraps though ;)
@xa329 … “spender” is someone’s name in this case ;)
Like is there some rule that you can’t be a major open source contributor without being incredibly hostile to anyone who has different goals
Back to infosec drama: spender will quietly move goalposts if you call him out on being a jerk. And signs his reddit posts for some reason
@ra6bit I suspect it’s that nothing you’d consider a “burner phone” works on LTE so they didn’t bother.
Based on people saying they DO have service, they apparently think no one would buy an LTE phone for their bomb ;)
@rgov @1DScoop they’re clearly excitable, but they are not the OP of the image, it went viral, can’t find the source for sure.
@rgov so I'm all for having a high level of taking-stuff-seriously until we know for sure we have a solid lead
@rgov usually there's a rash of false positive bombs after a bombing, but this one has had a rash of actual true positives;
@rgov there is of course every chance in the world it’s a photographer or spectator, but still interesting enough to check out.
@rgov it’d only be paranoia if nothing had happened and one was worried abstractly about someone on the roof being suspicious.
(The person on the roof could of course just be a photographer, that's a reasonable thing to do. But still a good lead...)
Sounds like they can't get the people coming from New York patched into their comms systems?
@dridus http://t.co/Y3NooCLtJV I could get out my SDR, but this is handling the load quite well
@dridus (a bystander reported this to them afaict)
@dridus police radio
@PwnieExpress @SOURCEConf just stay off the roads right now! Hunker down and have some local brews :)
#boston #marathon looking for suspicious black male with black hoodie, black backpack, turned away by security 5 mins before explosion
@ataraxia_status @eevee they’re looking to ID the driver to determine if it was legitimate charity or a bomb smuggling attempt
@ataraxia_status @eevee they showed up at the delivery gate at the hospital and were turned away because they weren’t expected
They are looking for a yellow Penske truck that attempted to gain access to hospital and was turned away: may or may not be legit #boston
@eevee the prior is strongly supported by the first responder radio, at least.
@_larry0 @chriseng we’re a town and a half outside the city proper. I doubt it’d be practical to get in for many hours yet.
I just literally heard an officer say “pics plz” (of before and after I think, I’m not positive)
@chriseng (I assume everything will be all clear by tomorrow morning)
@chriseng I was thinking about hitching in a ride to the conference tonight but that doesn’t seem practical at the moment
@DarthNull so even if a route is open now it might not be in twenty minutes.
@DarthNull stay at the airport for a while. They’re still looking for more devices. Multiple ones have been found
@aaqian are you in the city w/o cell access? Just stay inside a private building. All the risk is in public places
@WhiteMageSlave I'm a very unintentionally successful tumblrite http://t.co/Hrh225WW4Y
(Kind of surreal seeing my tweet of warning get copy-pasted to other social networks - true viral messaging in progress)
@ra6bit that’s where I’m at - some of these people I simply can’t make out
One officer is flipping out about the signal problems - it’s strong enough but it’s not decoding properly
@gsuberland at this point it could be for any reason, as there’s no evidence or groups claiming responsibility
@waruikoohii all I made out was JFK
Sounds like they found *another* incendiary device (I'm having trouble understanding the feed, it's very fuzzy)
@Nial those processes are largely automated
Sobering reminder that this sort of thing occurs in some countries all the time.
@jack_daniel I’m still catching up to the very newest tweets, but I’ve seen surprisingly little of that
@jack_daniel well in the 40 minutes since you posted this, it’s unambiguously a bomb now :(
Sounds like there is about to be a controlled explosion of a discovered device #boston #marathon
@AmberBaldet volunteer here - I was outside the city proper - will be there tomorrow assuming this doesn't all go to hell :)
@SimonHoneydew We are a brave city, emergency services is on the ball and all victims have been rescued
All victims rescued. Witnesses being evacuated to Copley(?) Hotel #boston
@okoeroo the first one wasn't :(
Probably a bad time to make a joke about Boston police overreacting to things that look vaguely like bombs so uh keep your backpacks on
Whatever you do, do NOT drive through Boston or take the subway right now. The emergency radio is buzzing with more possible bombs
@chadwik66 I meant wait minutes
Do you ever by coincidence refresh reddit two seconds after someone replies to you and you wait so you don’t seem over-invested
Check it out, the face of medical patent evil: @myriadgenetics
@BadAstronomer the real purpose of metric is just to make snow depth sound more dramatic, isn’t it!
@PwnieExpress is this in Boston? See you tomorrow :)
(I realize they were trying to fit all their hot issues into one tweet, but the result sounds just a wee touch over-violent)
@willjohansson @AsherLangton again, they were just trying to cram too much in one tweet and the result just sounds surreally violent.
@willjohansson @AsherLangton shooting someone who means to shoot you is a completely different question from shooting someone picking plants
@AsherLangton @willjohansson (and IMO gunning down plant thieves with assault rifles is way more immoral than thieving some stupid plants)
@AsherLangton @willjohansson I imagine that’d go down to the levels of generic robbery if it was fully properly legal to grow
@willjohansson … I realize they’re just trying to fit as many issues as possible into one tweet, but the result is absurd :p
@willjohansson since they’re implying marijuana being legal, which is fine, in what reality would you need to gun down pesky garden gnomes
Um… is this political party casually advocating lethal force to protect your freaking garden patch? https://t.co/JdNdjE9FQD
@lindseybieda @puellavulnerata why would you assume male when most western cultures have more distinct female names anyway? :p
@wimremes but the question is, are you in love or in hate? http://t.co/HT2MGIdB0h
Especially confusing is that I land on the tumblr *signup* page and get the error that the account exists when I try to log in :p
@vogon I’m not sure if that’s an ironic ask, but simply reloading tends to work :)
Chrome iOS is doing this thing where it keeps temporarily losing my login cookies for sites like reddit and tumblr
@theproweb and Windows 8 in the bag
@maradydd @attritionorg @wimremes the infosec industry should buy a mansion in a country with no network regulations and all move there
@DarthNull actually I don’t think we’ve met in person yet!
This java patch announcement is so casually glorious http://t.co/UBbKVcq3VI
@m3hr :D
@Twirrim and turn to stone every morning?!
@ReinH he doesn’t really need ranged weapon skills because he can withstand a barrage while he closes distance
Since I am a non-intimidating person with a penchant for carrying electronics, my primary life partner guideline was brute strength :p
@waruikoohii glorious
@JavaKrypt see next tweet :p
Why yes indeed I do make a good target for robbery thank you for noticing
So my plan is to wear Google Glass, a smart watch on each wrist and an iPhone in my pocket and three laptops/tablets in my bag #cybernetic
@focalintent allegedly the alpha of the SDK *is* out. And they haven’t sent this to the SDK mailing list.
@blowdart the date I saw was 2004, so not quite literally ;)
@blowdart the fact that I had never heard of it until about an hour ago suggests it was maybe not a success :)
Funny how Apple, Samsung and MS all seem to be chasing after smart watches because of a Kickstarter for a simple device.
@chriseng #schadenfreude http://t.co/3ECwrR2MBA
@grsecurity @no_structure http://t.co/DWcaDp8SxS
@marcusjcarey that would be the most consistent way, you’re right.
@marcusjcarey another really good question, actually
@marcusjcarey obviously this is actually pretty complicated. But that’s why we need some better legal protections than we have now…
@marcusjcarey oh, that’s *from* the outside to the inside; I was thinking from the inside.
@yourserversdown @marcusjcarey you don’t need a “digital postal service.” Just a legal acknowledgement that it’s private communications.
@marcusjcarey work email is slightly different in that it’s the communications of the company itself, so the company can look at it
@grp well what else would you expect to find when breaking into a lawyer’s email?
@marcusjcarey of course! Just because it’s technologically easy to sneak a peek doesn’t mean it’s ethical.
If the American APT didn’t “see any privileged communications,” that’s primarily because they casually redefine email to be non-private.
@jsjohnst value range analysis
@whereits value range analysis
"Chapter 5: Overlapping Memory Accesses" finally made it to the exciting part !
@joelknighton ding ding ding 🔔
"Implementing the model is mere engineering." Well if that isn't the most mathematician thing I've ever heard
@davidjayharris it was a temporary protection against @VUPEN which was unintentionally too broad and hit normal users :)
@davidjayharris Ha, I knew what it'd be without clicking, long story short it's not my fault ;)
@vogon @focalintent no but same genre !
Kill... me... tell @focalintent I tried. http://t.co/J0AD1LMRi0
Anti-protesters say protesters should be “grateful” they’re not attacked. Oh England, you think you’re a funny bloke! http://t.co/XibADlIY7J
@joelknighton it’s about static analysis of c
If they introduce a variable that’s a treble clef I’m  (╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻
This math book has progressed to using sharp and flat musical symbols in equations. I have no idea what’s going on
@WhiteMageSlave “my”? “Our” :p
@maradydd @kragen *shrug* I felt I would be remiss if I did not say something
@maradydd @kragen … it’s a personal degradation that doesn’t really have anything to do with the argument except hurt feelings.
@maradydd @kragen IMO deliberately using the wrong name is the same thing as deliberately using the wrong pronoun with transgender people…
@pod2g 😈
@maradydd it’s perfectly reasonable to dislike her but she had her last name legally changed and for a good reason, :(
Said someone who doesn’t like Bloomberg’s proposals: “he should just shut his mouth & run NYC” Welcome to Contradiction Town, hate your stay
This simple post on the early days of bitcoin sudden takes a hard right turn at Whammysville https://t.co/KipTuyv2Bz
@donicer except the ban was blocked by the courts
@kaepora Windows 95 logo is best logo
@nelhage D:
@savagejen \o/ eeeeee
@ra6bit #itscomplicated
Whoa wait Source Boston is Tuesday? Aren’t I working that show? I should probably tell @codeferret_
@Kufat lol it’s a knife in the iOS font. Explicitly a kitchen knife though.
@ra6bit in general, to greater or lesser degrees, depending :p
@ra6bit rather you just happen to be mostly on the default settings so it’s never an issue? ;)
.@Computermaster actually I rarely encounter people who think “girls can’t computer” anymore, rather, “girls are weird wahh go away”
@IanAKemp I donno, I guess I’m a gentle sleeper.
@ohunt yes. “Well if a few people are mean to you specifically because you’re a girl, have you tried being gender-neutral”
And I swear to the gods of the internet I will cyber-shank the next person who suggests I should simply conceal my gender 🔪
@ra6bit when you engage with one, you’re not engaging with an abstract intelligence but a set of beliefs about who that person is.
@ra6bit example: on reddit, “anonymous” comments are written by young, reasonably well-educated western men by default.
@ra6bit humans are humans, we maintain an awareness of each other’s perceived physical existence and fill in blanks with stereotypes
@NM_Jeff no, they’re players in an MMO
@wimremes non-player character (in a video game)
Illustrated my dream of a boy telling me about my future http://t.co/GpWg60Cdhd
@pod2g if you can get him to look you in the eyes - he seemed too shy to talk to me at Blackhat :)
@pzmyers @EuropeanAtheist @secupp (which only drives home the point that someone can only truly “represent” you by consent)
@pzmyers @EuropeanAtheist @secupp that’s definitely the first time I’ve seen Myers and Cupp in the same sentence… I hope it’s the last :p
@rantyben @evad3rs and I’m the retro hipster who keeps on insisting @comex was better
@donicer statement retracted, replaced with “bro I think you like Mewtwo too much”
@donicer this sounds like the tweet of someone too old to have played Pokemon first hand ;)
(He said “you’re a ‘girl’ not a ‘woman’ in infosec. If you were older and no longer cute, many things would be different, many worse”)
An NPC in a dream actually said something profound to me about gender relations that still makes sense after I woke up. Hmm.
@0pcode no higher honor
Lol @ people who think “nerd” is an insult
"Keep this quiet - I heard this casino is run by Team Rocket" The sign on the door says Rocket Game Corner #storiesforkids
@Kufat yeah
@m1sp Mispy just because that's your origin story doesn't mean it's everyone's
@Kufat my stepsister's kid, I assume. Though as far as I know my mom hasn't murdered her
Pokemon trainer regrets the Bitcoin crash https://t.co/4v0ZARVEa4
My mother texted asking if I wanted to adopt an unspecified 6yo. That's not suspicious at all
No YOUR after-midnight tweets sound high
Who was the first person who thought “you know, selling bread with sauce and cheese on it isn’t enough. I’m going to bring it to their door”
The song I made earlier ( https://t.co/z5jCYw0sV6 ) goes with this cutie (yes I think highly of my own characters) http://t.co/K71kPuiLTY
@profoundlypaige the internet *is* my friends
@kaepora *tilts head*
@paniq @0x17h where can I get some privilege filter glasses like he’s wearing
@The1TrueSean that's kind of beside the point at this point
@m1sp are you around? I really need to vent XD
@tsdNull ppmck (I hate trackers)
@mentalguy I mean “learned by making that mistake.”
Listening to everyone’s stories: am I the only one who’s never drank who nonetheless knows not to drink on an empty stomach
@dancapper also he’s naive and drank without having eaten yet today (we didn’t know this)
@dancapper lol uh as opposed to the carpet
Achievement unlocked: someone got wasted for the first time in our house. Made it to the sink. Get this kid a medal
His wife just showed up and dragged him away screaming (her, not him). I’d ask how she knows our address, but we moved into their old apt.
Let the record show that @GWakaMurray is not allowed to ever drink half this much in my house again.
@porsupah cards against humanity
@xEAxEA are you going to make me decode this
@xEAxEA are you going to make me decode this
@Wxcafe cards against humanity
There are currently five (5) young drunk men in my living room. They seem to think CAH is more interesting than my Pokemon game
@kevinlange same thing; most C syntax is just sugar on pointers :)
Understanding pointers to pointers in C: my husband’s best friend’s wife’s brother is cute.
@RouteLastResort lol um if you want to I guess :D, just don’t make millions ;)
@NaNoWriMo #nanothon when I owned more notebooks than books
@misuzulive … okay, I have to ask what’s the story there.
@no_structure science is science ! And Nintendo science is best science.
@Ionustron (and when I do soundfonts, it's the Cello and Oboe Extraordinaire Orchestra)
@Ionustron I like cellos and oboes. Like, a lot. So all my envelopes approximate those XD
My chiptune was just compared to Dragon Warrior, I'm a happy badidea :')
Cute facebook bug http://t.co/YPAOcUgRxP
I woke up and wrote another chiptune https://t.co/CYxUQpuNam
@misuzulive so you haven't seen this picture then? :p http://t.co/QhxIVXN2Ug
@misuzulive I do have it you know, but it's packed in the closet at the moment
@misuzulive kinda creepy that you have a picture of me in your car ;)
@misuzulive ... yes?
@misuzulive matches better that way
@JackLScanlan 😑
So Psy (the Gangnam Guy) has a new song - reasonably catchy ! http://t.co/4LORxJWlg4
@ioerror uh, why? If anyone is using that in a real world environment …
@m1sp @WhiteMageSlave so last thing before I fell asleep I thought of a melody and I still remember it and I'm gonna chip it \o/
@Ordog23 thanks - I went to a party store and they had a huge Mario wall sticker kit really cheap.
@comex so true story I woke up and figured I had dreamed this
@comex I hope @ElderScrolls / Jeremy Soule got their cut !
@puellavulnerata @GreatFireChina they tweet errors encountered in China.
@kherge not really, as Pokemon is hand-written assembly, so that would take massive restructuring
Suddenly I am drawing a pokemon-style RPG tileset (a black and white world with color accents)
Your husband might be drunk if he complains about the internet for an hour and then is surprised you reboot the router on him
@jesster_king um, you don't need pics, just look up Lt. Surge
@jonelf hang on while we grab the wii, wii-u, xbox, two different 3DS's, ...
There are fourteen devices attached to our home router right now and we're not even trying. #threegeeksonehouse
I don't remember some of these lines... http://t.co/ONHCQfAfab
@nullwhale I figured it’d be in the home button.
@nullwhale if anyone can make it work, they can, and if they can make it work, it makes perfect sense.
There’s a rumor the 5S will have a fingerprint reader - no more annoying PINs, but what’s more fun than security with analog fuzziness?
@notch I think you deserve it; video games can and do affect culture, and yours has a positive creative effect.
Controller… won’t reach… beanbag… let console hang off TV stand by its cables!
@cgiffard and he’s hiding out of paranoia and the first thing he does is flip out and say you wouldn’t make it on the battlefield.
@cgiffard “Lt. Surge! They call him the Lightning American!”
Like, that is the Japanese cartoon character stereotype of Americans. Gun-toting maniacs who saw horrible things in the war. … :(
Funny how in Pokemon Red/Blue, there is someone explicitly referred to as American - and he’s a veteran suffering from PTSD.
Abadidea Plays Pokemon Blue: Delete an older move to make room for TAIL WHIP? [Yes, No, Oh Heck No]
@robertszkutak well even if you don’t formally “win” getting ranked like that already is winning
@OxbloodRuffin well, it isn’t, but I wouldn’t expect the PLA to start using Google Docs :)
@CrappyCodingGuy yes, and blasphemy. It's a replacement for *photoshop.*
@blaufish_ @dildog they are the names of common logical fallacies https://t.co/XS0yGzANdP
Pop quiz: what do these colors have in common? http://t.co/zXmU1UWt7K That's right: nothing! except being hideous! And in Windows 8.
@mikk0j @wimremes you know, there *are* gradients of emotion between love and hate :)
Note: to my mild astonishment, it actually recovered the image automatically, so I'm not out my two minutes of hard scribbling work.
mspaint.exe has crashed. I have been using this program for TWENTY YEARS what do you MEAN IT HAS CRASHED
@mikk0j I uh, do use a touchscreen or seven :)
@focalintent oh I can think of five or six softies who follow me, but they’re not really in User Experience Land.
@mikk0j with some polish, metro *can* be a wonderful touch interface. Metro IE10 is fluid and lovely - but lacks corner case features
There really are things I genuinely like about Windows 8, but there are so, so many little annoying things
@diffkid and implies that straight and poly are inherently at odds. Ha, sure.
@vogon if it was you, please step into my office 💣
@vogon I mean specifically whoever decided on that hideous shade of green used for Store tile. I need that human’s attention.
I feel like doing a long-form critique of Windows 8, but is there a snowball’s chance anyone with any influence at MS would ever read it?
@dildog http://t.co/F8vJd9IfwB point 9
I’m 100% for flexible, relaxed notions of marriage, but @salon is falling into disappointing stereotypes of bi http://t.co/PtM7er38ze
@spacerog either it was a transient error or not Verizon’s doing
@The1TrueSean @codeferret_ lying isn't trolling
@The1TrueSean @codeferret_ umm well he's wrong we've never been to the Lemon Tree. Ever. We went to Lanna Thai.
@The1TrueSean um, okay? ..... you know there's more than one Thai place within an hour of here, right? :)
@The1TrueSean you apparently haven't been there I promise it is literally a wagon.
Look it's rainy and no-one can stay awake can we just all concede defeat and go home
@The1TrueSean um... yes it is ?
OH: "I never spoil any of my grandchildren" surrender your grandmother license
Rainy day at the Thai wagon. Yes it's a literal wagon grafted onto the chef's house, it's packed wall to wall http://t.co/PJu8lERRbQ
Someone tell @codeferret_ we’re inviting people over this weekend to play video games and eat pizza and that’s that
@rantyben definitely slightly stabby 🔪
@thorsheim they all do, it’s just a question of how hard
Current status http://t.co/9Bobou3Fyk
@snare yes I suppose   *physical contact to metaphorically indicate emotional support*
@snare hang on I need to find a coin to determine if I give a sincerely empathic response or a trolling one to conceal my social anxiety
@snare whoa there emo pony I think someone needs a hug
If you downvote a purely technical comment and don’t explain why it’s wrong, you’re wrong
@rantyben @thegrugq http://t.co/WOxmHxCQyN
@rantyben @thegrugq sir are you calling me fat   Because by local cultural norms I am most definitely not
@thegrugq @rantyben that’s the OTHER Burlington in the tiny northeast corner of the country! Gods learn some geography
@rantyben @thegrugq just checking: you don’t know my address, right? More specifically than America anyway
@pod2g @evad3rs I think he is not very good at just saying he likes somebody :D
@beist don’t think I’ve seen it in any binaries I’ve cracked open - for x64 that would mostly be llvm
My hobby: doing an Unattended Monitor Photo Tour of the office
@bSr43 <3 <3 <3 literally features while I sleep
@JackLScanlan @dresdencodak my gods never before have I wanted a Nintendo plot to be handed over to an outsider
@bSr43 while you’re there, may I have an option to export the asm without the address columns etc. so it’s “valid”? Pretty please <3
@jyrow5 it can handle four color mode used in dual GB/GBC mode but not full color
@jyrow5 it contains in it all the Gameboy hardware (except the screen) and plugs into a Super Nintendo
I cannot tell you how much it pleases me that the Zapper still makes the exact same sproing sound after a lifetime.
@grayj_ that’s what he — sorry.
It's a Gameboy... with no batteries... and TV-out... and SNES controllers... http://t.co/WRhpsKpO3S
@entityreborn that's covered under smartphone ;)
@RSWestmoreland what did you do to yours, throw it off a bridge?
@TechJournalist in the closet. I don't have a power supply for it actually !
@MalwareJake yes and not tonight  Do you know how hard it is to render a 6502 machine with no disc nonbooting :)
Technology changes, hearts do not https://t.co/lHgjiAiwXp
Welcome to my house. http://t.co/qANPBN2tHF
@m1sp @jesster_king you misunderstand me: a *correct* touch interface uses the pixels it has to scale to intended size clearly as possible
@jesster_king resolution only affects how *clear* the image is on a mobile interface. Physical size of elements matters.
@bSr43 *nudge* hai! On Windows it is segfaulting when I try to export the .asm :(
@jesster_king the tweet about ahh the shampoo is arranged neatly ahh
No-one eight-bits like Gaston http://t.co/k80Lbfecke
@The1TrueSean @apiary @codeferret_ also you forgot to do the math of how long it takes to paint thousands of pixels vs. playing video games
@The1TrueSean @apiary @codeferret_ I don’t think he can distinguish between colors
@The1TrueSean @apiary >steady hand  > steady  > *trip*
Ooh a Nintendo controller bed set — it’s *painted*? Sorry I am not responsible enough to take care of painted pillows
@apiary I found someone on etsy who will paint pixel art on the face of furniture for $300 I think that would be really neato
Another example of our markov bots being a little too sentient https://t.co/1YoWV70FFU
The answer is, of course, Etsy and the Land of Deep Wallets. http://t.co/qEr0xKqhiK
So I was thinking: we should just do the whole house Nintendo-themed. Where can I get NES furniture?
@SurprisingEdge huh… I’ll have to check.
@thegrugq @ra6bit well that’s not weird and suspicious at all
@thegrugq @ra6bit your problem is probably the Department of Defense root cert.
@rhysmorgan @JackLScanlan @dannolan (remember, otherkin is just a form of Middle School Disease. Don’t stress about it :)
@rhysmorgan @JackLScanlan @dannolan yeah I’m calling Poe on this one. An entire major otherkin blog turned out to be a stealth parody.
@focalintent I don’t know how I am chord, but my keys are all over the place (and apparently very “foreign”)
@rlehmann @thegrugq or America.
@hemantmehta I wouldn’t take the advice of a man whose life decisions were so poor he ended up appointed to a position in Detroit.
@chriseng @The1TrueSean hacking security quiz is the most indisputably valid way to pass security quiz.
@0x17h my uni got over that phase. Their new buildings combine proper Roman architecture with glass fronts.
@lastres0rt yeah it's concave for some reason
Came home to this. http://t.co/ZKEdf2QlXm
@RSWestmoreland @savagejen there are literally ranches in Texas bigger than Rhode Island
DH used Firebug and Burp to make sure he got a perfect score in a security training quiz. I'm... I'm so proud
@savagejen I refuse to be associated with Rhode Island!
@eevee I'm actually bad at distinguishing individual people. I don't know why my brain tracks facial data this way.
@The1TrueSean http://t.co/aFjUUTQ9Fl
@eevee I can tell the Irish from the Italians in Boston, who are both different from Germans further south, etc. All in the nose!
@savagejen that’s a New Hampsha thing!
@traskjd it’s not so secret when it’s the stated reason :)
@trufae http://t.co/DgW9LRU2mN
@vogon I feel like this is by design. Public schools seem to meticulously avoid history that happened within living memory.
Wait, Borowitz is one of those parody things, right? Darn. I’d like to see that that Windows 8 support call.
Look I don’t know a lot about economics but Mt. Gox simply suspending trading because they feel like it seems ridiculous.
@marshray it’s sad, she looks like a nice young lady, who probably doesn’t know that it was stolen from a home.
@RSWestmoreland actually the hardware win key + power key is mapped to that on this tablet.
@jack_daniel I update this thing multiple times per week!
Bonus points: it works fine at the login screen implying there’s a soft keyboard per login session but I still can’t kill the process
… the Windows 8 soft keyboard is stuck unresponsive on the screen. I can’t End Task. I have to reboot because my keyboard crashed.
@WyattEpp @dkdsgn almost as many, but for touch interfaces, you scale to desired real world size.
@echristo how do I git pull from the future :(
Wasn't there some project that converted x86 to llvm IR? I can't find it now.
@wickux I don’t understand why Samsung has so many different models within *one* company. They need to cut it down to 5 or 6.
I know that previous RT was obnoxiously newlinish, but it really drives the point home: android is *hard* to do good UX for
Still reading that math book. Maybe this unsatisfiable polyhedron needs more realistic expectations in life
(That link came from me googling “AT&T microchip” to find out if there ever even was such a thing)
Intel syntax for Intel chips, AT&T syntax for AT&T chips! http://t.co/aIltBAOfkp
@sarahnadav geometrical patterns
There’s a wall here that suddenly populated with blank postit notes recently. They keep rearranging. I’m kind of freaked out.
@inversephase technically correct even though it sounds funny...
@codeferret_ @GWakaMurray I can't get texts to go through. Where's my lunch ride
@rone well, it *is* technically illegal, and carries the risk of accidentally DoS'ing or otherwise making it worse
@CaucusRacer google is doing that thing it does where it knows too much. Happy birthday
So it turns out that New Housemate a) does have a twitter b) follows me c) thinks I need to seek counseling about the shampoo thing.
We're up to *35* counts of code signing certificates stolen from game companies. Mostly those cute Korean ones... http://t.co/Siq99cp3jS
Someone went around exploiting the postgresql bugs to leave kindly notes on the filesystem to patch. http://t.co/hVCbYtfoN9
I like this guy's definition of winning a video game: more bytes going more up!! http://t.co/Fu9C8Kh0fD
@Davey_Hu well I was working from iPad ;)
I didn't notice the timestamp on this bug until the comment where they question if cellphones can do the 64-bit math https://t.co/3HPlDXyPb3
@Davey_Hu ...?
Everyone’s talking about the evaders’ slide deck but I can’t get the darn thing to load.
@_wirepair I contend I definitely saw a picture of you with your wife in a yukata
@_wirepair @fredowsley look stop trying to dazzle me with all your different words for ways to make a tall skinny guy look ridiculous
@fredowsley (I’ve seen @_wirepair in one, I know you can manage it)
@fredowsley yukata, Fred. I mean the yukata.
@fredowsley yukata, Fred. I mean the yukata.
@fredowsley please to be posting full photo of you in dress for my Embarrass On Demand folder
Good morning! Abadidea's Guide to Internet Arguing. http://t.co/F8vJd9IfwB Intent matters. Behavior matters. Context matters.
@DarthNull idk but Google did officially attempt to purge Android of them.
Another Windows app store gem: YouTube video downloader. I would avoid hosting a paid TOS Violator Kit of my competitor's product
@amanicdroid it's an app called "World of Warcraft" I think it literally displays a twitter search for "wow"
Like does Microsoft not realize that filling the store with transparently fake brand name apps doesn't do them any favors
Oh look, the Windows 8 store approved an app called "World of Warcraft" which uses the official logo. And has GPS permissions.
.@silentbicycle I think I'll start putting Schadenfreude down as my corporate sponsor
... as long as it's not in software *I* run, of course. #PoweredBySchadenfreude
#ThreeWordsSheWantsToHear unpatched RCE nday
@whitemageslave #nationalsiblingday
Why do the timestamps in Twitter for Windows 8 think I am in Europe? I've filed jira tickets at 2am before but give me credit it's 10:20pm
@iDark_Link No it won't. You see aliens because iOS simply lacks the Unicode symbols. It says "you are on a desktop"
@L0sPengu1n0s only in metro
@iDark_Link really? Because no-one else does... What does it say?
Windows 8's autocorrect is incredibly dumb. Like someone has a patent on stupid obvious techniques they didn't want to license :/
@L0sPengu1n0s it says "you are on a desktop" in weird Unicode letters
http://t.co/h8PFyIzCNs very long guide to ARM chips currently or soon to be in consumer electronics
@chriseng @focalintent Darnit not the database I was hoping for
@ShadowTodd all I want to know is if he ever published this opinion before Mr. Ebert’s death?
@JackLScanlan @dannolan and time and time again we’ve seen that to dethrone a standard you must be *way* better
@JackLScanlan @dannolan traditional notation is not particularly optimal I’d imagine, but that doesn’t look any simpler
Being a crazy woods hobo is fine and good as long as you don’t steal from disabled children to enable it… http://t.co/wC8h6yxInf
Apparently someone on reddit gave away large amounts of bitcoin immediately before the crash http://t.co/GJg1KIgkCl
@hidgw it’s working! ;)
@nickm_tor well that’s oddly Wiccan.
@jeremywsherman well too bad because I’m a computer scientist who bought a book on computer science and this is *extremely* user-hostile
@jeremywsherman or… like … *words*?
@jeremywsherman it’s a book. It uses three different A’s and an ‘a’ on one page
@jeremywsherman I don’t see how that illuminates slightly different fonts for the same letter meaning different variables at all :(
@jeremywsherman well I was reading "A bla bla Cursive A bla bla bla Bold A"
Also apparently anti-Windows Chrome because it just has to be special
@DrPizza casualty of war
Check it out, anti-smartphone DRM: 𝖸𝗈𝗎 𝖺𝗋𝖾 𝗈𝗇 𝖺 𝖽𝖾𝗌𝗄𝗍𝗈𝗉 I'm patenting this
@thegrugq @WeldPond yes, but apparently it’s not good PR to say that too often.
@chriseng gods FINALLY ! (I hope you mean the database I am constantly complaining takes too long to query)
@albert_kim not C++!! Actually I recommend Lua for total beginners…
@Kurausukun you can’t possibly screw up ASCII no matter what you do or don’t do because it’s natively supported down to bios level…
@quephird it says 'monospace' in funky Unicode letters.
Mildly astonished those don't show up on iOS... get on the Unicode ball!
𝙼𝚘𝚗𝚘𝓈𝓅𝒶𝒸ℯ 😜
If I can't read the equation aloud without annotating whether the symbol is sans, serif, or extra fancy serif, reconsider life choices
@focalintent at least programmers have discovered the concept of names with more than one letter
@wickux too upset for grammar
Why would you use the same letter in two similar fonts to mean two different things in the same equation mathematicians are horrible people
@angelXwind @yarmn so long as there are techies who remember being teens, there will be filter systems that are easily bypassed :)
@angelXwind ... T_T
@judsontwit well - there are countries where the middle class can afford one decent device but not two. So tablet/phone hybrid is attractive
@jlwfnord you sit with those people I blame for things, so I blame you
Jira has decided it's occupying a quarter of the browser window today. Okay.
@thegrugq … why did they even buy apple hardware then
@thegrugq not any more so than being an all-Microsoft shop, IMO.
@lukegb @thegrugq yes, UK, you’re important too. I’m sure you’ll have an empire again someday *pat pat*
@pokemon_ebooks I bought it at a casino. Because Pokemon have no rights
@thegrugq yes, but that’s kind of my point, bulk purchases is where it’s at with this thing.
@thegrugq how is Malaysia getting them shipped then? :)
@focalintent — and it sells like hotcakes in countries where the middle class can afford one device but not two.
@focalintent it reminds me how the Galaxy Note was “bad” because it’s like a phone or tablet but not quite either —
@judsontwit I don’t know about BB but Galaxy Note is another thing Americans called a failure that sells well abroad
I feel like those who projected the Chromebook’s failure weren’t thinking globally http://t.co/RZWUMZSAeu
@profoundlypaige they can keep it
@JastrzebskiJ I’m pretty sure that’s literally impossible. The blocks are 4KB. Something is up
@futurecat @fabpot off-handedly I’m pretty sure that will still work but at this point I play the “I’m just the C/C++ person!” card ;)
@futurecat @fabpot so we find specific technical errors but usually not errors of high-level design (“click here for free admin account”)
@futurecat @fabpot generally it’s completely automated but certain things will trip the system for manual review to double check
@futurecat @fabpot @Veracode we do actually! We can automatically find SQLi, XSS, and most other PHP vulns in the source code.
I see blurry monitors. They don't even know they're not at their native resolution
Consistently above-freezing weather! Free from the tyranny of having to remember to wash socks!
@MarkKriegsman @meangrape so for the second time in my life my “job” was to get good grades for someone else’s reputation, lol.
@MarkKriegsman @meangrape I actually went to an expensive uni for rich kids who didn’t make straight A’s in college, on scholarship…
.@meangrape @MarkKriegsman Welp I guess I’ll be one of the last lower-middle class children to have ever gotten a degree!
@micromaxi did you know your grammar gives you away as Dutch? :)
@psobot gods don’t encourage them
@mdowd well in this industry 27 is middle age so I’m pretty sure you don’t have that many years on me… :p
@mdowd well mine ran Windows 2000 so what’s more extreme than late starter :D
@pzmyers may I question if shibboleth is the best word for what you mean?
@mdowd didn’t have my own computer yet…
@hackedy the way of the new programmer is “I’ll do it the first way that comes to mind.” That’s how php happened
@hackedy @eevee it applies to everyone: a vast compendium of mistakes to not commit elsewhere. http://t.co/GHsl4VRgjz
@bobpoekert http://t.co/FYcDx8fpyF
@thegmanehack actually, I wish I had time to know…
When I was in middle school, every time I wrote < and > I drew alligator teeth and eyes on them.
@attritionorg I’m winning the dedication lottery with heap spray!
Why can I understand buffer algebra but I couldn’t pass seventh grade math like what gives
@schelljw for the VPN, get the generic Shrew VPN client and follow the configuration for a Cisco client on their wiki
@maradydd I imagine it’s a function of how old they are :)
@maradydd he’s a physicist…
@xa329 … but he put all the shampoos conditioners soaps in one row rather than willy nilly
@xa329 there better be no alcoholic cough syrup in this house. I’ll get violently ill if I accidentally take any…
Oh my gods, housemate (henceforth HM) arranged all the bottles in the bathroom, I don’t think I can handle this much structure in my life
@dan_crowley I think it just came down to: it’s like Pinterest -> but it’s not explicitly feminine -> therefore it’s masculine…
@akopa we solved many of these problems from a different angle, by starting from binary rather than source and working backwards
@dan_crowley it wasn’t (official) marketing it was just some guy’s explanation
@null_ptr Value Range Analysis: Towards Proving The Absence of Buffer Overflows in C
Yes it is my book, not a library's. It is complicated and needs doodles to demystify it.
Tonight's book vandalism is dedicated to @chriseng http://t.co/c9N8Tav3ue
@mister_borogove @m1sp obviously a weather forecasting program isn’t conscious, but I consider that a human decision making tool
@mister_borogove @m1sp the implication that some political parties are less conscious was not intentional.
@killerswan @mammothhq perhaps in the mind of whoever called it Pinterest for men - it wasn’t corporate marketing, just some guy.
@mister_borogove @m1sp I’m a fish, I’ll eat this -> I’m a squirrel, I’ll stockpile this -> I’m a human, let’s talk sustainability
@mister_borogove @m1sp I define consciousness as a gradient proportionate to the ability to make decisions without immediate results
@jpgoldberg ethics is hard :(
@m1sp @eevee … and it turns out that’s fairly common but people are terrified to admit it.
@m1sp @eevee … I may have told six thousand followers about my mechanical difficulties consummating my marriage, recently…
@eevee @m1sp I’ve found success freely intermixing personal and technical tweets, few mind and many enjoy if you’re sincere.
@m1sp @mister_borogove just run it in Dwarf Fortress
@m1sp but it means we all learn by conditioning to never look straight up because it hurts. Strange existence.
@m1sp though I find it strange to think that our eyes are incapable of directly examining something that’s in the sky *every day*
@m1sp imagine if we didn’t have long periods of darkness at regular intervals that caused us to go into suspended animation all the time
@eevee not to inflate your ego twice in one night but I practically have that thing hotkeyed to send to young programmers
@m1sp this is going to sound really sappy but you getting on twitter late in the evening is the second sunrise of my day
So I initially heard @mammothhq described as “Pinterest for men”. Because generic, neutral pinboard sites are for men? idgi
@no_structure @trailofbits I hate you
@eevee … I apologize for mis-speciesing you. Wise unevolved Pokémon
@MarkKriegsman wow that is actually quite a drop
@a_greenberg … wow. Was it at least their own name?
@C0deH4cker in the context of “film” specifically, that doesn’t matter much. Actors always do weird things to get it filmed right.
@_wirepair yeah except 640x480 secondhand recordings w/ background noise are like, a hobo’s version of a pirated film, who does that
@osxreverser I find it amusing all the… ugh, I shouldn’t do this, I don’t want to encourage you anymore.
“Google Glass is going to revolutionize film!” Do these people not know that strapping cameras to your head has *always worked*
@AndreaJessup I can’t know for *sure*, I don’t know him well. But his behavior is indistinguishable from any happy, naive 6yo.
@AndreaJessup like I said — I don’t have a problem with him smoking, I have a problem that he seems to be killing himself and might not know
@AndreaJessup the fact that there exist people who never reach mental and emotional adulthood is a sad reality of our fragile flesh.
“My philosophy is more complex than you just described!” “So is Pokémon, but you don’t need a degree in it to know it’s pretend” ht @pzmyers
.@eevee is a wise man and I won’t RT his entire commentary on making jokes at others’ expense and being surprised they’re upset.
@ErrataRob cash out, quick…
@seabre that sounds less … reasonable …
@seabre makes sense; forcing a mentally disabled person to go cold turkey and face withdrawal, in the hospital, sounds like a terrible idea
@williampietri … and children’s TV stations, who are in it to make a killing, won’t even depict cigarettes. So that’s pretty low.
@williampietri preying on the mentally incapacitated is one of the few things more wicked than preying on the ignorance of children imo…
@JastrzebskiJ like, when you see an obese child- not overweight, but *obese*- either it’s a medical condition or their parents need slapping
@JastrzebskiJ as disabled as he appears to be? Yes… because it’s someone else failing to responsible wrt him.
@puellavulnerata @PalantirTech … that’s some misleading marketing if I ever heard it.
… like, he’s an adult, he can smoke, but if he’s 8yo on the inside, isn’t the right thing to do to keep an eye on his consumption?
There’s a very mentally disabled man who lives here who smokes too much. I wonder if he understands the risk, and if not, who enables it…
Random shot of DH and his BFF http://t.co/5kPWMfzdpU
@Ryan_Jarv link to what? iMessage is or was down :p
@The1TrueSean "do you have his number" "no just his twitter" "ask if he's still coming"
@jinkee good thing I'm not a man
@raudelmil ... Yes
@vooood @allixsenos I meant bad press for the Feds that it was implied it was difficult for them.
@chriseng @focalintent @markkriegsman it's a textbook not a novel it's here for my needs
@focalintent @MarkKriegsman http://t.co/EPj1p85o4H
Why do books gotta use all these fancy unicode math symbols? Why can't everyone standardize on C notation like civilized people
@focalintent globally trending :)
@Xaosopher (and even Team Android resents being Team Android ;)
@Xaosopher if it was your primary means of contacting your best friend/girlfriend you'd be annoyed too :) it's like private twitter
And if you think that's no big deal, there's a teenage armageddon going down if you search twitter :D #limitedtextplan
iMessage is down! They're installing that interceptor the feds asked for after the bad press.
@davidjayharris pretty sure that's the right cert. Chrome doesn't have it in its store because it's a private MS cert.
@jonelf the "somehow" is by being unashamed of price.
@RSWestmoreland that's a nonsensical definition of real.
@focalintent http://t.co/SGo8XObsI8
I may or may not have just raided the office supply cabinets and took all the pink things.
@letoams I don't think my connections to the 10.0.0.* space are bypassing the vpn, at least ;)
@focalintent ps spamming you with more tickets :p
@RenatoFontes like I said! 😄
@focalintent so it's Stranger's Fetish Roulette? 😩
@RenatoFontes don't call Google ugly!
(I'm technically not logged in, but all these tracking cookies amount to the same thing.)
Deleted tweet to correct to: when it thinks it knows who I am, Bing dramatically over-emphasizes result freshness. No login == good results.
@blowdart and I have a 100% success rate crashing these things by generating too many random touch events in one gesture
@blowdart all of them! Well, most of the metro apps I actually use are third party. This time it was a Google music player
@dhicynic yeah I already filed a ticket with IT and you can guess how much of priority it is since all provisioned machines are Win 7
Oh, this Windows 8 metro app is acting funny. I could control alt delete, or just scribble on the touchscreen until it crashes.
@marczak we seem to have this instinct to propagate interesting experiences.
@focalintent look I've seen our customers' code too but that's just mean...
Why do good hardware companies usually have bad software departments? You'd think it'd be easier to find good programmers
@MalwareJake the more attention I pay to why MS does what it does, the more I see short-term hacks cause long-term pain.
@WarOnPrivacy (though they have super sloppy marketing, so no one knows the difference between Windows 8 and RT)
@WarOnPrivacy You know Windows 8 runs everything Windows 7 runs right? It just also has this gaudy other thing.
@MalwareJake in the case of the VPN client it's clearly Cisco's fault. "Disable driver signing"
@MalwareJake I'm reasonably sure it's Cisco's bug. MS has taken a harder line on not breaking their implementation for others' ease.
It just now occurs to me that *both* Cisco VPN and Cisco corporate WiFi routers do not work with Windows 8. For goodness sake!
That's why humans rock - we are compelled to share things that our brain liked.
I find it fascinating how, when a person encounters something they think is neat  or clever, they feel compelled to share it - with anyone.
@djrbliss @matthew_d_green @tomrittervg huh I never knew that either. Makes more sense.
@djrbliss @matthew_d_green @tomrittervg huh I never knew that either. Makes more sense.
So @directv_sales is trying to solicit me for a purchase on twitter without prior contact. Hey geniuses that's spam
@m1sp @WhiteMageSlave http://t.co/uHRxwTPs8f
@vogon it’d be wasted on all the old folk here…
@TomRittervg @djrbliss @matthew_d_green if I had to guess: to save bytes? (I’m assuming md4 has at least a slightly simpler implementation)
The difficulty I’m having pronouncing words right now makes me sound dumb. Which shows that sounding dumb != being dumb. (Hold your snark)
@jinkee it’s actually my tooth! My toof.
Ha, the DDoS against Westboro is not being prosecuted…! But neither is the one against Bethesda :’(
@thegrugq it’s April, so surely at least some colleges are having their spring break right now. They stagger to prolong the effect.
I wonder if the lawyers of prenda even realize that @arstechnica has been covering their clown show with increasing glee.
@thegrugq not sure if in US, or judging us based on spring break tourists.
@thegrugq but… but… how did you get a picture of your camera
@i0n1c blocked from following? 😱 But how am I going to keep up with one of the keenest minds on the cutting edge of the industry…
I somehow hurt my mouth on one side. It hurts to clearly enunciate certain letters. So now I have dish affectashion…
@The_Evan @DrPizza obviously bio-evil is objectively worse than crummy games. It just lacks that feeling of kicking a puppy while it’s down!
@stevelord seriously? D:
@The_Evan @DrPizza games like the sims are massively popular with non-nerds, and there’s nothing *personally* spiteful about bio-evil.
@sakjur I don’t think Apple breaks a particular many iPads
@osxreverser I just felt like showing it to you. Hawkeye enjoys being salacious for you.
@stevelord why on earth would you do that when OSX has built in support
@_____C I don’t even remember where I got it, just some stats on teens and phones
EA keeps beating out all the other scumbags in “worst company in America” because it’s uniquely personal: here’s a toy! I broke your toy.
@osxreverser this tag is dedicated to you. http://t.co/RHcZK3dLQ5
@DrPizza uninstalling and reinstalling did fix it for me… after it was reinstated in the store
I got the VPN working on Windows 8 using Shrew... and I can access stuff in Chrome but not IE!
You know maybe if Cisco VPNs "just worked" on Windows 8 I wouldn't have this problem. "Just disable driver signing enforcement"
Apparently I can share the VPN *or* the general internet connection but not both.
If my Mac is connected to a VPN, and my tablet is internetting over the Mac by Bluetooth, why can't the tablet reach hosts through the VPN
@flyhachi no it always does this. They changed behavior a few weeks ago and if you're a high-volume user it's unmanageable
#UIRage I just had to refresh Twitter's connect tab in the official client 23 times after not using it for one day. That's absurd.
@L0sPengu1n0s look, I know there are cities somewhere in Florida… but it’s a big place, and mostly swamp…
Point and laugh. http://t.co/w88QnMBUYu / @WeTakeYourClass
@HyShai schooling == exposure to more information and ideas (on the whole our schools are bad, but not evenly bad)
Isn’t it amazing how whether being gay is wrong depends on whether you’re in a rural state with less school funding?
@eevee probably, but that wouldn’t bother me as long as their site is legitimate
@jesster_king @hypatiadotca @todoist lots of things have free tiers that don’t come with data disrespect. I’ll complain if I want ;)
@jduck @justdionysus … ie, I doubt there will be a free and open source one worth its weight anytime soon.
@dildog Facebook and Microsoft aren’t enemies; wouldn’t be surprised if they license Skype…
@jduck @justdionysus I’m aware; just saying, these things do exist, but they’re corporate funded…
@comex I’m on an iPad keyboard fail roll today
@comex … this weekend! Do you want a copy of the first hundred-odd pages of my other project p
@jduck @justdionysus I’m on a roll cackling about internal tools. But Dionysus declined my offer to drop everything & work here!
@Furyhunter @Chispshot command and control!
@RSWestmoreland hopefully he won’t consciously remember it but yeah…
@jduck @justdionysus *cackles madly*
@hckhckhck yeah
Aaaaand my iPad now autocorrects cc to C&C
Does anyone know how similar the http://t.co/1FWc4yJFp0 Authenticators are to on-brand RSA tokens on the inside? C&C @cgiffard
@cgiffard I doubt they’d care very much; recovering the seed from hardware isn’t in their threat model, they only care for remote logins
@cgiffard Actually buy some of the world of Warcraft ones, they’re very cheap. Good starting point.
@RSWestmoreland (I think it’s reasonable to let your 4yo walk off with a family friend at a picnic… you don’t expect adults to be so stupid)
@RSWestmoreland … and there’s not really any point in dragging the kid’s parents into the spotlight if they weren’t in the room.
@cgiffard a really good question! I have no idea. My work wouldn’t be too amused if I went through a few dozen.
@RSWestmoreland 4yo not related to the sheriff. It was a picnic at someone’s house. Could be anyone’s kid I guess
@cgiffard Recovering the seed from the token would be big news. They’re designed to wipe themselves if you break the seal.
@cgiffard you start by emailing an attachment to RSA…
@rantyben I don’t always get foreign words off the internet, but when I do, I get them from hateful wicked trolls
@tenfootfangs is this a trick to get my question mark ratio even higher?
@tenfootfangs are we using the Socratic Method?
Are as many of my tweets questions as @abby_ebooks would imply?
@chriseng @abby_ebooks now the question is if whoever scours Twitter for veracode mentions will think I'm off my rocker
@torvos I'm sure that's mentioned at some point, and possibly by a cop because cops are "cool" to 7yos, but it's not a necessity.
@torvos school resource officer is a polite way of saying a cop whose beat is the local schools. Not really a fan...
@torvos ... I know we have a reputation for liking guns, but we don't teach shooting in schools...
@leethax0r one of them was a cop. That’s both reason to have a loaded weapon and reason to have way better common safety sense
You wanna own a gun? Okay sure. First question: are you responsible enough to keep a 4yo from picking up a loaded gun right in front of you
Adults pull out their big-kid bang bang toys to show off. In the same room as a small child. Someone dies. http://t.co/TTYAwEPtYb
@janl well that’s good because the concept sounds interesting but I am so not buying another Mac to serve JavaScript ;)
I’m glad the article on Shodan ( http://t.co/rYA1j07sec) doesn’t paint it as a terr’rist commie hacker thing
@nullwhale apparently you can manually browse to the gold server and use the SSL without gold. They just don’t advertise the fact.
Charging extra for SSL is like charging extra for food that meets health and safety requirements. @BoxHQ also does this I think…
@spacerog that’s more of a movie plot than something they’d ever do in this political climate don’t you think
@leastfixedpoint @zooko … this is the first time I’ve ever seen a web framework that “only runs on OSX.” Like really.
@miniBill thank you for the link, but this happened a while ago and I already laughed at them hahaha :)
@_yossi_ it’s a joke. I’m “twelve”, but I just had a birthday!
@hackerfantastic I didn’t mean to imply it’s totally okay. Just that China is not going to demand your extradition…
@hackerfantastic there are way more malware operations going on in shady countries than there is law enforcement prepared to deal with it…
@TehOhJay I’m not particularly worried about FEMA and USPS :)
Oh hello, three letter agency social media surveillance crews. I haven’t messed with any C&C servers in any country. Since I turned 18.
@TimBiden not me *personally*…
Messing with C&C servers in China is at the top of the list of fun things that are technically crimes that you’ll never get in trouble for
@selenamarie nah. DRM. It’s a real racket.
@apeiros until there was *money* in it, at which point it was taken away…
@apeiros Essentially, the principles of equality have won, but we have decades of mop-up ahead of us to clean millennia of grime!
@apeiros it is, at least, a lot better than it used to be, and getting better; as ever there are always a few who need to be dragged along
@wimremes @andreasdotorg we have really cute internal tools I wish I could show off :(
@andreasdotorg not me personally but it seems @weldpond is every time I turn around
@andreasdotorg it’s very automated. But you get a report of vulns, not the decomp itself, no one external gets those
@fearthecowboy @Future_Garrett @hypatiadotca +1 for actually registering the account first!
@andreasdotorg nah… we really do essentially have “decompiliation as a service”
@andreasdotorg @justdionysus we offer Better Dataflow Analysis Than Yours… In The Cloud
@justdionysus … or you can come work for us and use our toys
@justdionysus I used computer crayons http://t.co/l6DOzKvYIi
@justdionysus dude didn’t you see my chart? Get out some crayons and start coloring registers
@docsmooth @0xcharlie I’m just saying, the original context was teens
@0xcharlie aren’t your kids like, five years old though
@0xcharlie elite haxorz tend not to obsessively stifle their children. I hope.
@cji did your shoes just tweet at me
“70% of teens actively seek to hide their online behavior from their parents.” The other 30% are victims of forced Facebook friending
@Worthless_Bums @Tomi_Tapio you like music, he likes music, it’s meant to be :p
@Packetknife I’m just sitting over here like: I’m an American and what is this 🇺🇸
@Viss if your huge spike lasts more than four hours, consult with your doctor
If your reaction to a foreigner getting pulled over for speeding is “he should be thankful the cops didn’t <ridiculous overreaction>”…
@alongland @i0n1c I would not wish a confrontation with American cops on anyone :(
“Artistry in every sip” I may be the kind of person who buys Starbucks, but this marketing needs to tone it down a notch
@apeiros @whitequark 'twas in fact the very man who presumes to claim he is my husband !
@jesster_king it's still noodles and rice but like, different recipes. Tastes healthier
The Thai food stand made fun of me for changing up my usual order... so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious
@chriseng nope! DH is screwed.
@m1sp that would be a twist ending...
@Unwitnessed I'm married to T; his best friend is G; T just called me G->Wife
Guess who just called me by his best friend's wife's name, in front of his best friend
@hypatiadotca in the car, I just now realize I suddenly departed
@unixronin she doesn’t have one lol
@maradydd I can’t stand him but I support his human right to share his writings so I wouldn’t “blame” you.
@ra6bit meta-irony is what I will be remembered for
@unixronin that’s not how twitter works…
Which is more dignified: to text my mother “stop reading my twitter” or just not answer
@blowdart good, because it was tongue-in-cheek
Two datapoints: Ida Pro and (Grace) Hopper.app. That's a trend: disassemblers are ladies.
[pdf] @malwarelu's take on APT1 analysis http://t.co/VQc8pe6pDi
@ebcube no, an alias for "google it FOR ME and insert the url FOR ME"
.@ebcube notice whether I criticize being barbaric or civilized depends totally on whichever lets me be lazier
@ebcube or I could just automate it like a civilized person!
@JastrzebskiJ yes, like so
Needed: for my browser to detect me typing, eg, !xkcd:theoneaboutstandardsproliferation and fill in the URL as appropriate
@mof18202 yup.
"An email was automatically moved to junk folder. I'm going to tell you this but not provide a button to see the specific email." #UIrage
@Sektor9 they sound *exactly the same.*
I found a gif of me on tumblr http://t.co/tyucdfByo1
@zooko just saying, the internet isn’t as full of stupid, ignorant people as it first appears. Many participants are still in beta.
Dear newscaster: you say: “we’ve lost a great Briton” I hear: you lost an entire island and change. How did you manage that
@thegrugq I’m thirteen now!
@m1sp and it certainly does not sound unmistakably feminine to my ears!
@m1sp “Margaret” is a name that has almost vanished from America. They’re probably 11yos who have never heard the word.
Internet discussions strip most of the context of who is participating, which is both amazing and confusing.
Super awesome android boot loader hacking by @djrbliss http://t.co/Ae6IplGLPn
@rubbsdecvik I’m just saying, if you get into an argument with an 11yo and are baffled by how “stupid” they are, you’re being foolish ;)
@blowdart 13.
@ereslibre not that they’re usually eleven but that they usually COULD be eleven; they’re well-mixed and often inconspicuous.
@rubbsdecvik there’s a big difference between correcting an 11yo and treating them like a particularly ignorant 30yo.
Anytime you’re upset with someone on the internet, stop and ask yourself: could this person be eleven years old? The answer is usually yes.
Now to brace for the wave of old people angry that eleven-year-olds on the internet haven’t heard of a famous old person who passed away.
@rantyben *backs away slowly*
@JoelEsler @iseezeroday … I feel like putting this on the internet isn’t fair to this kid in the long term…
@The1TrueSean @codeferret_ ask him 8)
Artificial shadows in user interfaces are fine... as long as they don't lead to some sort of non-Euclidean nightmare #UIRage !
This PDF reader shows a thicker shadow on the bottom edge of the page, implying each lies on a lower plane yet appears the same size #UIRage
@m1sp :D :D :D->-<
"I may be selling my soul to DnD" "As long as it's not 4.0"
Whoa, I hadn't seen New Housemate in about two years, and he... grew into his facial features I guess?
@rubbingalcohol @matthew_d_green it's been fixed I guess. A javascript injection vector.
@locks just making fun of megatokyo :)
@flyhachi THEY CALL ME... HEIR OF THE MAYFLOWER
@flyhachi then you were born about 0 miles from where my dad was born probably :p
@joshrossi because coins can be permanently lost and there's a finite amount; I'm not an economist though.
@joshrossi I think I wish I had generated some when it was really easy, but long term it will fall apart
@K_DAN_Jr thank you, trying to catch up after neglecting developing my abilities for a while...
@locks #sadgirlinthunderstorm
@ra6bit or milk and eggs gathered in a humane way
#sketch this is probably the best thing I have ever drawn... in pen, because I ran out of pencils http://t.co/fH5dDC1r2f
@elwoz sure, I guess, if you swear not to leak or that villainess shall claim your soul with a giggle.
@elwoz yup... more than half done, finally...
@Abablabab http://t.co/MKUjr1a2pn
@Raxphiel redheads or sword-wielding maniacs?
@m1sp also if you get on chat I will share some really creepy Plot with you
@m1sp I ended up incorporating it as a gag into the script.
@Tomi_Tapio I do a lot of sketches with more dynamic stuff, but I never have the patience to make them polished. http://t.co/NnULRWTa8F
I bet him and New Housemate pulled over and are having cuddles! Manly straight cuddles
He left Virginia ten hours ago and I haven’t heard a peep since… not answering his phone… I know it’s on, he can’t get anywhere without GPS!
@elwoz (she is a Dastardly Villain in my novel)
@elwoz well what kind of girl goes out without her sword
@codinghorror I have like a 30% on a link I posted last night, I suspect you have a very high ratio of dead account followers.
I can art! I can draw cute redheaded freckled girls http://t.co/oBGzCbeS0w
I can art! I can draw cute redheaded freckled girls http://t.co/oBGzCbeS0w
@m1sp I just accidentally drew some lovely feminine geographic features on young!Rashk because I drew him too pretty
@eqe their god invented refrigeration specifically so banning things due to ease of food poisoning was no longer necessary !
@tapbot_paul noscript, I guess...
@RSWestmoreland oh, um. I find it kind of odd everyone else is casually suggesting I not wear clothes in front of a man I'm not atrracted to
What about zooplankton? They're animals... (I don't actually dislike vegans, just definition trolling)
@bmirvine everything that's ever been exposed to air can contain insect parts!
@KrakensDen honestly I don't know but all soil kind of has decomposed animal matter in it somewhere don't you think!
@homologygroup without having triggered it myself, it appears to be getting malicious javascript onto the oauth page.
Apparently figs aren't vegan to some because they tend to contain insect parts. Pretty sure at that point nothing can ever be vegan
@tapbot_paul (where "just worked" == it auto-propels you through oauth and adds the app)
@tapbot_paul I'm not sure, but one of my followers reported that, with javascript on, they went to the site and it just worked
@thequux ... you're CFG-sexual?
@TinyPirate @Tomi_Tapio I generally don't play online games that only have (clearly) male avatars; I get misgendered enough with *this* av!
Twitter has deleted the tweets known to contain the malicious link, but is the underlying vuln fixed yet? /cc @mikko
@RSWestmoreland there's a third signature line on the paperwork waiting for him
@sakjur yeah; start with 32-bit.
@Voulnet check @mikko's feed.
@snrson well, he's a straight male, so.....,
The long-promised housemate is arriving today. Dangit, I have to start wearing pants in my own house like some kind of civilized person
@inversephase I’m not sure what else you could have possibly expected!
I’m going to commit a minor sin and timezone-repost my color coded disasm data flow chart because I think it’s cute  http://t.co/l6DOzKvYIi
How internet fighting works ;) http://t.co/VHow16f9qd
@davidjayharris I would definitely avoid ones that are double-wrapped in shorteners so you can’t see where they really go
@NoMoreCloset @panther_modern they can add an arbitrary app to your account and start tweeting as you.
@panther_modern I RT’d some things of @mikko
@miaubiz no it’s not
@nullwhale also anyone can reimplement the exploit on a new domain
@nullwhale I’m pretty sure it didn’t start out with that.
Apparently it *is* true, there’s an exploit for sending you through Twitter’s oauth automatically, and it still works, be paranoid.
@nullwhale oh, well, obviously noscript doesn’t count.
@snare I hesitate to even ask what prompted that remark
@nullwhale implying your first tweet was mistaken?
@mirell start with 32-bit for sure and honestly at this point I don’t even remember how I got started
I just woke up. There’s an actual twitter worm? As in you click the link and it just adds the app?
@TinyPirate @Tomi_Tapio — then I saw female avatars but by that time I just had kind of a slightly icky feeling about the community
@TinyPirate @Tomi_Tapio first time I saw Day Z I decided not to play bc it appeared there was only male avatars (1/2)
@oh_rodr I assume you mean weev who I blocked something like a year ago. But you know he mails his tweets to a friend right?
@mirell it’s largely a matter of knowing how to write assembly first. Then write some C and look at the disassembly.
@sakjur at EntryPoint!…. Or is that not what you’re asking
@jesster_king lol I think you might have missed the dripping sarcasm :p
Why does this site default to birthyear 1995? Children shouldn't -- -- -- -- oh my gods
@geekable I knew what that was without even hovering the URL...
@therulerofchina (in general, KJV is an outright irresponsible translation, including politically motivated decisions)
@therulerofchina that's a translation quirk.
@edropple actually you can see their definition of India here on this map, waaaay on the edge :) http://t.co/7T5OV6NaN8
@edropple (granted their definition of India probably does not match the modern boundary)
@edropple it is mentioned explicitly in the first sentence as the far boundary of the Persian empire.
Another little-known fact is that India is mentioned in the Bible - in the book of Esther. Geographically speaking it's pretty inclusive
It's said there are no "white" people in the Bible but that's actually not true. Aside from the Greeks and Romans, the Galatians are Celtic.
@tylerbindon I suspect it's more of a covering thing if someone gets sick after undercooking it.
This microwave chicken pie box wants me to check with a thermometer for 163 degrees throughout. Chicken pie, you're just not that special
@McGrewSecurity I enjoy scribbling on things in general but the graph doesn't have enough annotations (ie it doesn't show the format string)
@DarkestKale I'm just sick and tired of being told I should take everything with a sweet smile because no-one likes an assertive woman