diff --git a/README.md b/README.md index bf4c4e0..22f3959 100644 --- a/README.md +++ b/README.md @@ -8,8 +8,11 @@ A framework for building interactive twitterbots which respond to mentions/DMs. ## New in 3.0 -- Bots now run in their own threads (no eventmachine), and startup is parallelized -- Replies are slightly rate-limited by default to prevent infinite bot convos +- Bots run in their own threads (no eventmachine), and startup is parallelized +- Bots start with `ebooks start`, and no longer die on unhandled exceptions +- `ebooks auth` command will create new access tokens, for running multiple bots +- `ebooks console` starts a ruby interpreter with bots loaded (see Ebooks::Bot.all) +- Replies are slightly rate-limited to prevent infinite bot convos - Non-participating users in a mention chain will be dropped after a few tweets ## Installation @@ -26,47 +29,57 @@ Run `ebooks new ` to generate a new repository containing a sample bot ``` ruby # This is an example bot definition with event handlers commented out -# You can define as many of these as you like; they will run simultaneously +# You can define and instantiate as many bots as you like -Ebooks::Bot.new("abby_ebooks") do |bot| - # Consumer details come from registering an app at https://dev.twitter.com/ - # OAuth details can be fetched with https://github.com/marcel/twurl - bot.consumer_key = "" # Your app consumer key - bot.consumer_secret = "" # Your app consumer secret - bot.oauth_token = "" # Token connecting the app to this account - bot.oauth_token_secret = "" # Secret connecting the app to this account +class MyBot < Ebooks::Bot + # Configuration here applies to all MyBots + def configure + # Consumer details come from registering an app at https://dev.twitter.com/ + # Once you have consumer details, use "ebooks auth" for new access tokens + self.consumer_key = '' # Your app consumer key + self.consumer_secret = '' # Your app consumer secret - bot.on_startup do - # Run some startup task - # puts "I'm ready!" + # Users to block instead of interacting with + self.blacklist = ['tnietzschequote'] + + # Range in seconds to randomize delay when bot.delay is called + self.delay_range = 1..6 end - bot.on_message do |dm| + def on_startup + scheduler.every '24h' do + # Tweet something every 24 hours + # See https://github.com/jmettraux/rufus-scheduler + # bot.tweet("hi") + # bot.pictweet("hi", "cuteselfie.jpg") + end + end + + def on_message(dm) # Reply to a DM # bot.reply(dm, "secret secrets") end - bot.on_follow do |user| + def on_follow(user) # Follow a user back # bot.follow(user[:screen_name]) end - bot.on_mention do |tweet, meta| + def on_mention(tweet) # Reply to a mention - # bot.reply(tweet, meta[:reply_prefix] + "oh hullo") + # bot.reply(tweet, meta(tweet)[:reply_prefix] + "oh hullo") end - bot.on_timeline do |tweet, meta| + def on_timeline(tweet) # Reply to a tweet in the bot's timeline - # bot.reply(tweet, meta[:reply_prefix] + "nice tweet") + # bot.reply(tweet, meta(tweet)[:reply_prefix] + "nice tweet") end +end - bot.scheduler.every '24h' do - # Tweet something every 24 hours - # See https://github.com/jmettraux/rufus-scheduler - # bot.tweet("hi") - # bot.pictweet("hi", "cuteselfie.jpg", ":possibly_sensitive => true") - end +# Make a MyBot and attach it to an account +MyBot.new("{{BOT_NAME}}") do |bot| + bot.access_token = "" # Token connecting the app to this account + bot.access_token_secret = "" # Secret connecting the app to this account end ``` @@ -107,7 +120,6 @@ Text files use newlines and full stops to seperate statements. Once you have a model, the primary use is to produce statements and related responses to input, using a pseudo-Markov generator: ``` ruby -> require 'twitter_ebooks' > model = Ebooks::Model.load("model/0xabad1dea.model") > model.make_statement(140) => "My Terrible Netbook may be the kind of person who buys Starbucks, but this Rackspace vuln is pretty straight up a backdoor" @@ -118,14 +130,18 @@ Once you have a model, the primary use is to produce statements and related resp The secondary function is the "interesting keywords" list. For example, I use this to determine whether a bot wants to fav/retweet/reply to something in its timeline: ``` ruby -top100 = model.keywords.top(100) +top100 = model.keywords.take(100) tokens = Ebooks::NLP.tokenize(tweet[:text]) if tokens.find { |t| top100.include?(t) } - bot.twitter.favorite(tweet[:id]) + bot.favorite(tweet[:id]) end ``` +## Bot niceness + + + ## Other notes If you're using Heroku, which has no persistent filesystem, automating the process of archiving, consuming and updating can be tricky. My current solution is just a daily cron job which commits and pushes for me, which is pretty hacky. diff --git a/bin/ebooks b/bin/ebooks index a41681f..da54991 100755 --- a/bin/ebooks +++ b/bin/ebooks @@ -4,6 +4,12 @@ require 'twitter_ebooks' require 'ostruct' +module Ebooks::Util + def pretty_exception(e) + + end +end + module Ebooks::CLI APP_PATH = Dir.pwd # XXX do some recursive thing instead HELP = OpenStruct.new @@ -17,8 +23,7 @@ Usage: ebooks consume [corpus_path2] [...] ebooks consume-all [corpus_path2] [...] ebooks gen [input] - ebooks score - ebooks archive + ebooks archive [path] ebooks tweet STR @@ -50,13 +55,18 @@ STR exit 1 end - FileUtils.cp_r(SKELETON_PATH, path) + FileUtils.cp_r(Ebooks::SKELETON_PATH, path) File.open(File.join(path, 'bots.rb'), 'w') do |f| - template = File.read(File.join(SKELETON_PATH, 'bots.rb')) + template = File.read(File.join(Ebooks::SKELETON_PATH, 'bots.rb')) f.write(template.gsub("{{BOT_NAME}}", reponame)) end + File.open(File.join(path, 'Gemfile'), 'w') do |f| + template = File.read(File.join(Ebooks::SKELETON_PATH, 'Gemfile')) + f.write(template.gsub("{{RUBY_VERSION}}", RUBY_VERSION)) + end + log "New twitter_ebooks app created at #{reponame}" end @@ -78,7 +88,7 @@ STR shortname = filename.split('.')[0..-2].join('.') outpath = File.join(APP_PATH, 'model', "#{shortname}.model") - Model.consume(path).save(outpath) + Ebooks::Model.consume(path).save(outpath) log "Corpus consumed to #{outpath}" end end @@ -97,15 +107,7 @@ STR end outpath = File.join(APP_PATH, 'model', "#{name}.model") - #pathes.each do |path| - # filename = File.basename(path) - # shortname = filename.split('.')[0..-2].join('.') - # - # outpath = File.join(APP_PATH, 'model', "#{shortname}.model") - # Model.consume(path).save(outpath) - # log "Corpus consumed to #{outpath}" - #end - Model.consume_all(paths).save(outpath) + Ebooks::Model.consume_all(paths).save(outpath) log "Corpuses consumed to #{outpath}" end @@ -122,7 +124,7 @@ STR exit 1 end - model = Model.load(model_path) + model = Ebooks::Model.load(model_path) if input && !input.empty? puts "@cmd " + model.make_response(input, 135) else @@ -130,38 +132,22 @@ STR end end - HELP.score = <<-STR - Usage: ebooks score - - Scores "interest" in some text input according to how - well unique keywords match the model. - STR - - def self.score(model_path, input) - if model_path.nil? || input.nil? - help :score - exit 1 - end - - model = Model.load(model_path) - model.score_interest(input) - end - HELP.archive = <<-STR - Usage: ebooks archive + Usage: ebooks archive [outpath] - Downloads a json corpus of the 's tweets to . + Downloads a json corpus of the 's tweets. + Output defaults to corpus/.json Due to API limitations, this can only receive up to ~3000 tweets into the past. STR - def self.archive(username, outpath) - if username.nil? || outpath.nil? + def self.archive(username, outpath=nil) + if username.nil? help :archive exit 1 end - Archive.new(username, outpath).sync + Ebooks::Archive.new(username, outpath).sync end HELP.tweet = <<-STR @@ -178,10 +164,9 @@ STR end load File.join(APP_PATH, 'bots.rb') - model = Model.load(modelpath) + model = Ebooks::Model.load(modelpath) statement = model.make_statement - log "@#{botname}: #{statement}" - bot = Bot.get(botname) + bot = Ebooks::Bot.get(botname) bot.configure bot.tweet(statement) end @@ -223,7 +208,7 @@ STR access_token = request_token.get_access_token(oauth_verifier: pin) - log "Account authorized successfully.\n" + + log "Account authorized successfully. Make sure to put these in your bots.rb!\n" + " access token: #{access_token.token}\n" + " access token secret: #{access_token.secret}" end @@ -271,9 +256,9 @@ STR loop do begin bot.start - rescue Exception - bot.log $! - puts $@ + rescue Exception => e + bot.log e.inspect + puts e.backtrace.map { |s| "\t"+s }.join("\n") end bot.log "Sleeping before reconnect" sleep 5 @@ -334,7 +319,6 @@ STR when "consume" then consume(args[1..-1]) when "consume-all" then consume_all(args[1], args[2..-1]) when "gen" then gen(args[1], args[2..-1].join(' ')) - when "score" then score(args[1], args[2..-1].join(' ')) when "archive" then archive(args[1], args[2]) when "tweet" then tweet(args[1], args[2]) when "jsonify" then jsonify(args[1..-1]) diff --git a/lib/twitter_ebooks.rb b/lib/twitter_ebooks.rb index b104501..9d9652f 100644 --- a/lib/twitter_ebooks.rb +++ b/lib/twitter_ebooks.rb @@ -11,6 +11,7 @@ module Ebooks SKELETON_PATH = File.join(GEM_PATH, 'skeleton') TEST_PATH = File.join(GEM_PATH, 'test') TEST_CORPUS_PATH = File.join(TEST_PATH, 'corpus/0xabad1dea.tweets') + INTERIM = :interim end require 'twitter_ebooks/nlp' diff --git a/lib/twitter_ebooks/archive.rb b/lib/twitter_ebooks/archive.rb index 281832f..3582fcc 100644 --- a/lib/twitter_ebooks/archive.rb +++ b/lib/twitter_ebooks/archive.rb @@ -39,9 +39,14 @@ module Ebooks end end - def initialize(username, path, client=nil) + def initialize(username, path=nil, client=nil) @username = username - @path = path || "#{username}.json" + @path = path || "corpus/#{username}.json" + + if File.directory?(@path) + @path = File.join(@path, "#{username}.json") + end + @client = client || make_client if File.exists?(@path) diff --git a/lib/twitter_ebooks/bot.rb b/lib/twitter_ebooks/bot.rb old mode 100755 new mode 100644 index 585c96e..c25e2e7 --- a/lib/twitter_ebooks/bot.rb +++ b/lib/twitter_ebooks/bot.rb @@ -6,28 +6,11 @@ module Ebooks class ConfigurationError < Exception end - # Information about a particular Twitter user we know - class UserInfo - attr_reader :username - - # @return [Integer] how many times we can pester this user unprompted - attr_accessor :pesters_left - - def initialize(username) - @username = username - @pesters_left = 1 - end - - # @return [Boolean] true if we're allowed to pester this user - def can_pester? - @pesters_left > 0 - end - end - # Represents a single reply tree of tweets class Conversation attr_reader :last_update + # @param bot [Ebooks::Bot] def initialize(bot) @bot = bot @tweets = [] @@ -90,6 +73,8 @@ module Ebooks @mentions.map(&:downcase).include?(@bot.username.downcase) && !@tweet.retweeted_status? && !@tweet.text.start_with?('RT ') end + # @param bot [Ebooks::Bot] + # @param ev [Twitter::Tweet] def initialize(bot, ev) @bot = bot @tweet = ev @@ -138,7 +123,7 @@ module Ebooks # @return [Hash{String => Ebooks::Conversation}] maps tweet ids to their conversation contexts attr_accessor :conversations # @return [Range, Integer] range of seconds to delay in delay method - attr_accessor :delay + attr_accessor :delay_range # @return [Array] list of all defined bots def self.all; @@all ||= []; end @@ -161,24 +146,17 @@ module Ebooks # @param b Block to call with new bot def initialize(username, &b) @blacklist ||= [] - @userinfo ||= {} @conversations ||= {} # Tweet ids we've already observed, to avoid duplication @seen_tweets ||= {} @username = username - configure(*args, &b) + configure + b.call(self) unless b.nil? Bot.all << self end - # Find information we've collected about a user - # @param username [String] - # @return [Ebooks::UserInfo] - def userinfo(username) - @userinfo[username] ||= UserInfo.new(username) - end - # Find or create the conversation context for this tweet # @param tweet [Twitter::Tweet] # @return [Ebooks::Conversation] @@ -229,7 +207,7 @@ module Ebooks # Calculate some meta information about a tweet relevant for replying # @param ev [Twitter::Tweet] # @return [Ebooks::TweetMeta] - def calc_meta(ev) + def meta(ev) TweetMeta.new(self, ev) end @@ -255,7 +233,7 @@ module Ebooks return unless ev.text # If it's not a text-containing tweet, ignore it return if ev.user.screen_name == @username # Ignore our own tweets - meta = calc_meta(ev) + meta = meta(ev) if blacklisted?(ev.user.screen_name) log "Blocking blacklisted user @#{ev.user.screen_name}" @@ -273,9 +251,9 @@ module Ebooks if meta.mentions_bot? log "Mention from @#{ev.user.screen_name}: #{ev.text}" conversation(ev).add(ev) - fire(:mention, ev, meta) + fire(:mention, ev) else - fire(:timeline, ev, meta) + fire(:timeline, ev) end elsif ev.is_a?(Twitter::Streaming::DeletedTweet) || @@ -290,7 +268,19 @@ module Ebooks def prepare # Sanity check if @username.nil? - raise ConfigurationError, "bot.username cannot be nil" + raise ConfigurationError, "bot username cannot be nil" + end + + if @consumer_key.nil? || @consumer_key.empty? || + @consumer_secret.nil? || @consumer_key.empty? + log "Missing consumer_key or consumer_secret. These details can be acquired by registering a Twitter app at https://apps.twitter.com/" + exit 1 + end + + if @access_token.nil? || @access_token.empty? || + @access_token_secret.nil? || @access_token_secret.empty? + log "Missing access_token or access_token_secret. Please run `ebooks auth`." + exit 1 end twitter @@ -346,20 +336,13 @@ module Ebooks log "Sending DM to @#{ev.sender.screen_name}: #{text}" twitter.create_direct_message(ev.sender.screen_name, text, opts) elsif ev.is_a? Twitter::Tweet - meta = calc_meta(ev) + meta = meta(ev) if conversation(ev).is_bot?(ev.user.screen_name) log "Not replying to suspected bot @#{ev.user.screen_name}" return false end - if !meta.mentions_bot? - if !userinfo(ev.user.screen_name).can_pester? - log "Not replying: leaving @#{ev.user.screen_name} alone" - return false - end - end - log "Replying to @#{ev.user.screen_name} with: #{meta.reply_prefix + text}" tweet = twitter.update(meta.reply_prefix + text, in_reply_to_status_id: ev.id) conversation(tweet).add(tweet) diff --git a/skeleton/Gemfile b/skeleton/Gemfile index 6059e80..9be91cb 100644 --- a/skeleton/Gemfile +++ b/skeleton/Gemfile @@ -1,4 +1,4 @@ source 'http://rubygems.org' -ruby '1.9.3' +ruby '{{RUBY_VERSION}}' gem 'twitter_ebooks' diff --git a/skeleton/Procfile b/skeleton/Procfile index 9357bc0..84f6f23 100644 --- a/skeleton/Procfile +++ b/skeleton/Procfile @@ -1 +1 @@ -worker: ruby run.rb start +worker: ebooks start diff --git a/skeleton/bots.rb b/skeleton/bots.rb old mode 100755 new mode 100644 index 4e480bb..969f072 --- a/skeleton/bots.rb +++ b/skeleton/bots.rb @@ -1,42 +1,55 @@ -#!/usr/bin/env ruby - require 'twitter_ebooks' # This is an example bot definition with event handlers commented out -# You can define as many of these as you like; they will run simultaneously +# You can define and instantiate as many bots as you like -Ebooks::Bot.new("{{BOT_NAME}}") do |bot| - # Consumer details come from registering an app at https://dev.twitter.com/ - # OAuth details can be fetched with https://github.com/marcel/twurl - bot.consumer_key = "" # Your app consumer key - bot.consumer_secret = "" # Your app consumer secret - bot.oauth_token = "" # Token connecting the app to this account - bot.oauth_token_secret = "" # Secret connecting the app to this account +class MyBot < Ebooks::Bot + # Configuration here applies to all MyBots + def configure + # Consumer details come from registering an app at https://dev.twitter.com/ + # Once you have consumer details, use "ebooks auth" for new access tokens + self.consumer_key = '' # Your app consumer key + self.consumer_secret = '' # Your app consumer secret - bot.on_message do |dm| + # Users to block instead of interacting with + self.blacklist = ['tnietzschequote'] + + # Range in seconds to randomize delay when bot.delay is called + self.delay_range = 1..6 + end + + def on_startup + scheduler.every '24h' do + # Tweet something every 24 hours + # See https://github.com/jmettraux/rufus-scheduler + # bot.tweet("hi") + # bot.pictweet("hi", "cuteselfie.jpg") + end + end + + def on_message(dm) # Reply to a DM # bot.reply(dm, "secret secrets") end - bot.on_follow do |user| + def on_follow(user) # Follow a user back # bot.follow(user[:screen_name]) end - bot.on_mention do |tweet, meta| + def on_mention(tweet) # Reply to a mention - # bot.reply(tweet, meta[:reply_prefix] + "oh hullo") + # bot.reply(tweet, meta(tweet)[:reply_prefix] + "oh hullo") end - bot.on_timeline do |tweet, meta| + def on_timeline(tweet) # Reply to a tweet in the bot's timeline - # bot.reply(tweet, meta[:reply_prefix] + "nice tweet") - end - - bot.scheduler.every '24h' do - # Tweet something every 24 hours - # See https://github.com/jmettraux/rufus-scheduler - # bot.tweet("hi") - # bot.pictweet("hi", "cuteselfie.jpg", ":possibly_sensitive => true") + # bot.reply(tweet, meta(tweet)[:reply_prefix] + "nice tweet") end end + +# Make a MyBot and attach it to an account +MyBot.new("{{BOT_NAME}}") do |bot| + bot.access_token = "" # Token connecting the app to this account + bot.access_token_secret = "" # Secret connecting the app to this account +end diff --git a/skeleton/run.rb b/skeleton/run.rb deleted file mode 100644 index 5b7b308..0000000 --- a/skeleton/run.rb +++ /dev/null @@ -1,9 +0,0 @@ -#!/usr/bin/env ruby - -require_relative 'bots' - -EM.run do - Ebooks::Bot.all.each do |bot| - bot.start - end -end diff --git a/spec/bot_spec.rb b/spec/bot_spec.rb index 802b937..6b224ad 100644 --- a/spec/bot_spec.rb +++ b/spec/bot_spec.rb @@ -7,7 +7,6 @@ class TestBot < Ebooks::Bot attr_accessor :twitter def configure - self.username = "test_ebooks" end def on_direct_message(dm) @@ -84,7 +83,7 @@ end describe Ebooks::Bot do include Ebooks::Test - let(:bot) { TestBot.new } + let(:bot) { TestBot.new('test_ebooks') } before { Timecop.freeze } after { Timecop.return } diff --git a/test/corpus/0xabad1dea.tweets b/test/corpus/0xabad1dea.tweets deleted file mode 100644 index 4e4f318..0000000 --- a/test/corpus/0xabad1dea.tweets +++ /dev/null @@ -1,14696 +0,0 @@ -# 382286831561080832 -@Ionustron I tend to be really enamored of the sounds I can make playing two squares together. Then I'm all out of squares. :( -RT @rantyben: People who are NOT absent minded will never know the unbridled joy of opening the fridge and finding breakfast pizza. -Chiptune I made one. https://t.co/QH7oin7RV3 *thud* -@xa329 if they were they'd be a) not up to standards currently enforced b) already crashed. -I may not be the greatest composer to ever walk the earth but never let it be said I don't obsess about square wave timbre -@Xaosopher yep looks like he simply blocked anyone who said anything even the slightest bit critical -@Rosewriter2 isn't... reading books and writing letters... what computers are for? -@sakjur @IsTouchIdHacked there are several methods on the webpage now http://t.co/tzeyMIhJnR -@kll @IsTouchIdHacked @Arturas well, I don't have ten thousand dollars to spare, but $25 is infinitely better than $0 eh? -I did not formally pledge @IsTouchIdHacked but I have sent them a little something in @arturas's honor -@frkbmb @phaz3zero @flyingparchment @trutherbot oh look someone who doesn’t know difference between Freedom of Speech and Being A Jerk -@frkbmb @phaz3zero @trutherbot everyone knows human beings are as biologically and culturally simple as carrots! Easy peasy get it peas. -@glassresistor EVERY DAY IN EVERY GAY -@almightygod @WhosTheWiser what a perfect example of love joy peace patience kindness goodness faithfulness gentleness and self-control -I’m told it’s Bisexual Visibility Day. So… GIRLS ARE PRETTY CUTE SO ARE BOYS EVERYONE IS REALLY I just like nerds in general -Quick! Someone go back in time and tell the Nintendo designers that it is MISSION CRITICAL they fit one more !@#$ square wave in this thing -@mikedoherty_ca yeah his name is @arturas -@Dan2552 the people in charge did say it was not being awarded on the video alone as the video is weak. -@Dan2552 anyone with a well-established reputation for having performed fingerprint hacks in the past and has well-known witnesses yes -@0xcharlie @Arturas no you would still have me I would never make fun of you Dr. Chopshop -@iPlop when they took questions from the press etc. they clearly said: no, no, fake/severed finger will not work, we tested -@iPlop it was marketed as: requires. the. real. finger. -@TehGrumpyDude not really! But it had to be proven. -@PxlPhile talking about someone on twitter without atting their handle. Or in this case, talking about a thing and not linking it -.@skattyadz probably, but don’t say “oh it must be a real live finger to work!” and expect us to not try really hard :) -The community broke the marketing promises of Touch ID on a scale of *hours* and we outed a toxic fraud. Cheers all around -RT @hdmoore: if (security_contest_bounty > 1000.00) { find_any_excuse_not_to_pay(); rewrite_history(); turn_off_cellphones(); exit(poorly)… -@jasonmp85 @bstreiff it was -ALWAYS- about using a 2D fingerprint taken from a smooth surface and @arturas is a media whore fraud -@jasonmp85 @bstreiff um, no, that's never what #istouchidhackedyet was, source: I am kinda you know friends with all these people -Congratulations to Starbug and the CCC. Can we hack it? YES WE CAN -@USP_Talon lol pretty sure that’s just art and it’s intended to work with USB game pads in general -RT @nickdepetrillo: It's official. Starbug of the CCC has been declared the winner of #istouchidhackedyet http://t.co/MniI50BDZ4 Congrats! … -RT @chriseng: He forgot [7] Mercury must be in retrograde, and the blue moon must be visible in the night sky from Apple campus. https://t.… -@spacerog I’m pretty sure that happened as soon as the first waves of the gigabyte download completed. -All the gamers are subtweeting Steam OS so I had to go find the actual link http://t.co/R8UC9V9Bir ooh pretty shiny -RT @gsuberland: BlackBerry is being acquired. No surprise there! http://t.co/YWBpHg8xp3 -@octal @Arturas allegedly involved with occupy chicago or something like that? Allegedly a twit then too. -I notice the comments on his bloggy thing aren't moderated. What a strange choice. -@filcab yes, exactly. -In which @arturas completely backs down AFTER THE FACT of the CCC breakin. What. a. twit. https://t.co/I06G5Pp2gY -@oh_rodr that's pretty solid evidence those few hundred thousand followers are fake eh. No celeb would tweet their number -@bryanbrake @pxlphile I am amused at this avatar<-->name mismatch http://t.co/vdG8ZO1GXI -@bryanbrake allegedly -Successfully unfollowed and blocked by @arturas with one tweet! Is good day. -@oh_rodr @chriseng @Arturas yeah... we all got professional ethics to keep in mind -@mckeay @thegrugq I have not done anything so evil as to deserve that -@xa329 I assure you I am utterly 100% aware of that :) It was kinda my topic of research for several months recently... -@dipidoo yeah, we shielded things, but the cargo cult fear of it remained -@xa329 yeah, and then we fixed it. Go humans! (unironic, for once) -I had a dream that @thegrugq was showing me around Vegas. I'm putting this one down as one of those nightmares where you almost die -@dipidoo if it was actually a problem compared to the hardening airplanes already have, we'd find out from all those crashes :) -It's as rational an explanation as any as to why being bathed in the airport’s electronic interference is okay but that kindle is too much -Me in 20 years: "back in MY day, they made us turn off personal computers on airplanes, for fear they were possessed o' the devil" -RT @ternus: FAA to eliminate turn-off-electronics-on-takeoff-and-landing rule. Unreasonably happy about this. http://t.co/BfhzgaXyLs -@chriseng I mean everything he's done as a whole -Though actually there will probably be a Surface 3 by the time I upgrade Baby Acer, if they keep at this pace. -@chriseng @Arturas @violetblue what an extraordinarily efficient way to annoy as many professional hackers as possible -RT @chriseng: As expected, @Arturas has deleted all of his tweets that were referenced in @violetblue's ZDNet article: http://t.co/9vESix0z… -So if Surface Pro 2 can deliver eight real hours without the external battery I will consider it when my upgrade cycle comes around -RT @focalintent: With attitudes behind a FAQ like this http://t.co/qVGV7GLu84, no surprise women turned down http://t.co/6kiDqsPK5x /via @H… -@jeremiahfelt yes, but I'd shell out for the larger SSD -RT @travisgoodspeed: When I was in high school, we joked about teachers seizing books on PHP as drug paraphernalia. Nowadays I'm not so sur… -I didn't get a Surface Pro 1 because I got an Acer tablet that weighed a little more but actually gives eight hours or more on an i5 -RT @kristenvanschie: CNN correspondent says US "home to world's largest population of Somali Americans". Yes, mate. That's why they're call… -I'm glad I didn't cave to the sale impulse to pick up a a surface rt at $250 last week. And those new colors are actually better. -@m1sp "wow, I don't know anything about Windows. Hey Joe? What's one folder on Windows that ALWAYS exists?" -RT @m1sp: Surely there must be more sensible defaults for those fields, Mercurial. https://t.co/IUrI4odfPJ -If you haven't seen it before, I still think this is the best vocaloid video ever made http://t.co/P0pCyyDtq5 catchy, arty with a full story -@itgrrl @jjarmoc use a password with alpha and you will get the full alpha keyboard complete with fancy unicodes -"I'm not allowed to use lighters anymore" "You ever were?" "It was more of an oversight" "He should know to whitelist instead of blacklist!" -@thegrugq @marshray @nickdepetrillo I would like it on the record that I am extraordinarily delicate but that's just because I'm crazy -@nickdepetrillo aww. Chin up :( -@nrr I think the specific place is called Nara -@nrr actually I'm pretty sure that's in Japan -@a_greenberg we're in Poe's Law territory now -@wookiee but it was *specifically advertised* as being immune to these sorts of attacks - that you need the real finger -@wookiee why not? -RT @nickdepetrillo: The only individuals who will review CCC and Starbug's submission (if they so choose) to http://t.co/MniI50BDZ4 is @Err… -@DrPizza because they haven't been near good wifi for a couple days due to travel </hypothesis> -@QuantumG @vogon that is at least more rational than blaming users for not being programmers or programmers of the correct sort or -@ryan @chronic to be sure, I do not mind using fingerprint as *weak* security. But I do mind using it alone for anything serious -@ryan @chronic keys: by nature completely replaceable. And you don't drop copies of them in a thousand places a day. -RT @vogon: has the argument "it's open source, so you can contribute!" ever been wielded without a subtext of "it's your fault that it's ga… -RT @erdgeist: The hardest part about hacking #touchid was to get our hands on an iPhone -@jjarmoc I can't believe it isn't, it's so obvious -RT @jjarmoc: I really wish touchid+pin were an option. -@Talen_Lee IT'S ONE OF THOSE SLIDING ONES -@kx001 I'm a mix of Scottish and Irish, which people do seem to pronounce as Scotch-Irish around here. -@Talen_Lee not in the closet, he's way out of the closet. -@Talen_Lee nah, it's just that the door in question is in fact what's keeping a character who happens to be bi stuck inside. -@Talen_Lee not the kind that you bar shut, though, or it'd kinda be missing the point. Which is to keep the bisexual chars in the dungeon! -@kx001 I'm... pretty sure it's called scotch as short for Scotch Whiskey because it is Whiskey of Scotch Origin -Encyclopedia Brown would have caught that I described the same door as swinging both in and out in two different chapters. Oops. #editing -. @yoisthisracist I need a ruling on (said to a messy person who might be me): "Are you sure you're Scotch-Irish and not Slobbic?" -# 381925308061855744 -@talldarknweirdo the point being that we leave clear 2D fingerprints on accessible objects fairly often. -@talldarknweirdo he is my friend. We've talked about this. He has repeatedly used terms like "such as a beer mug." -@talldarknweirdo that never was part of the requirements. Just that the source material was 2D, not 3D. -@Maclark89 and, as crypto, is a vector of last resort :) the whole bet was originally based on taking a 2D print, the "easy" vector. -@Maclark89 ummmmmm..... no. Definitely, absolutely not. That doesn't even really make sense in the context of a fingerprint scanner. -@Maclark89 it doesn't matter! If the CCC claim is legitimate, then the sensor is hacked according to specification. -@Maclark89 um, well, the *whole point* is that it was specifically marketed to only work for *the real, fleshly finger.* -http://t.co/tzeyMIhJnR woo go ccc -@redsoxunixgeek I've bought iPad 1, 3 and 4 and none of them did. -@chvest all I did was google "next Apple event" and that's the word on the street. -Apple logic: iMac comes with free cleaning cloth. iPad doesn't. -@rgbkrk except you don't really "pick up" an ebook... marketing/charts are really important here. -@DIFion I'm guessing so. -Hacker Typer for history majors http://t.co/X6zYQRks1A -@rgbkrk yeah but, you get one shot at a first impression. -@Xaosopher I'm abusing a coworker who has turned down beer in favor of unspecified future favors. Ominous. -@Xaosopher well, let's assume I know I'll literally never be 100% satisfied and we have to cut the tail somewhere :( -@chriseng hey b-b-boss... you'll read it, right? :'( -It looks like Apple's next event is Tuesday the 15th so maybe I should aim for Tuesday the 8th? Will I be satisfied with editing in 2 weeks? -So far 3/4 of you have said Tuesday so there must be something to this -@pusscat is there a Science(tm) behind this or did you roll 1d7? -I feel like I should pick a date in a few weeks' time and commit to it... what's a good day of the week to launch an ebook?! -@bbfreak HOWEVER - don't get the 64GB model - I cheaped out - and now all my games are on external USB :p -@bbfreak and Morrowind on all the highest settings, which doesn't give it pause. -@bbfreak it's fine for "typical" games ie Not Skyrim. I've played Torchlight 2, Guild Wars 2 on modest settings, Eve Online, etc. -@fuzzmz @mikko they probably went on a takedown rampage already because it hit the tech news. -@m1sp what purposes are that -@drraid I think it'd qualify. I think what doesn't qualify is sticking the victim's finger into a 3D modeler -RT @mikko: Take your guess: Which one of these would you download if you're looking for BlackBerry BBM for Android? http://t.co/cGL8dGI7rS -@kivikakk I never got being opposed to the word "cisgender" in particular. Like how is it offensive or weird to describe the "default" -@Packetknife @barkybree if you mean the different splinters of Christianity, haha no, they waste a lot of resources on infighting. -@Packetknife they're being asked to get along with everyone else just like everyone else has to get along with them. My tears, they flow. -@Talen_Lee one of the boys is pretty tsundere! That's right, a tsundere *boy* -RT @lozzd: Etsy has a new HTTP response code "439 Request Not Handmade", for if we suspect you're a robot scraping/abusing us. Artisanal re… -@int_SiPlus_void but my mind is not made up what to do about the L's -@int_SiPlus_void except the only other repeating letters... don't? >.> -@vRobM yes it looked kind of silly the other way -@NireBryce in my name? okay -it's 2am let's typeset stuff http://t.co/RFsj56jZmc -@bhelyer nope starving is part of the authentic experience -Yessss my artist sent me the inks for my commissioned artwork of my own favorite character, I am most pleased -@ZadowSapherelis replied! -@m1sp hmm hmm. http://t.co/78u7qplLAl -RT @TweetsofOld: In 100 years, insect screens will be unnecessary. Mosquitoes, flies and roaches will have been exterminated. NY1900 -@ZadowSapherelis yep! -@thegrugq @nickdepetrillo n-n-no Your mom is probably a crime boss or something I bet -@bascule @matthew_d_green @SquareEng I may be thinking of some other brand of crypto stick then -@bascule @matthew_d_green dunno. Aren't those things out of stock all the time ? -@bascule @matthew_d_green somehow I don't suspect google authenticator would go over too well with my employer + our customers -@thegrugq @nickdepetrillo don't make me hate you, you are totally my favorite creepy old man -@thegrugq I guess to be fair to @nickdepetrillo I have to hate you too -@m1sp high school AU where Diadem Correl is Tsovinar's senpai -"For the purposes of this magic system, light is not a wave." Takin' stances on the hard problems. -@pettybooshwah @chronic you mean like @nickdepetrillo -RT @chronic: enrolled my nose in Touch ID. it works flawlessly. -@nickdepetrillo @thegrugq awkwardly covering up to the mutual followers I see! -@nickdepetrillo what kind of girl do you take me for http://t.co/bG13skoZmZ -@nickdepetrillo @thegrugq I hate you -@The1TrueSean oh also that pic is kinda spoilery! Oh well it becomes obvious fairly quickly. -@The1TrueSean it turns out Barsamin's entire wardrobe is green. I swear, he's a closet Slytherin -I drew an angry boy this time. He's angry because he found out green doesn't coordinate with lightning magic http://t.co/zpfDEL6LMT -RT @xor: Amazing "Marriott hotel carpet" cosplay and a ridiculous cease-&-desist from carper designer: http://t.co/kJVFm2pfYf http://t.co/n… -@Talen_Lee I'm not. -# 381561194722906113 -@eevee zomg you hacked my corporate email -@The1TrueSean and I would read the back covers and so as a 10yo I was convinced Martha's Vineyard especially was murder city -@The1TrueSean it was several different ones, mostly women I think. He would get them at the local library -@m1sk1t hmm this is a good one -@The1TrueSean and the result is that every millionaire vacationing under a secret identity gets murdered after taking a local lover ! -@The1TrueSean oh they are all set in modern times. But there are a lot of authors who live there, and as a result, they set novels there -@The1TrueSean based on my grandfather's endless supply of novels, Cape Cod and Martha's Vineyard are good places to get murdered -RT @deluxvivens: So the forensic dye used to document bruises, injuries after an assault? Dont always work on dark skinned women. http://t.… -RT @sergeybratus: @tqbf Automated repetition is very common on the web; even guessing is. We need a theory that wouldn't condemn them. -@tqbf @ErrataRob @sergeybratus ie I absolutely did not do anything to get my vanity domain for my irc shell listed but it is -@tqbf @ErrataRob @sergeybratus you CAN take steps, but they tend to just show up anyway -@The1TrueSean I was honestly assuming it was Cape Cod -RT @steveklabnik: http://t.co/OBxHPScXPG -> control-f 'Bsafe' :cry: -@ErrataRob @nickdepetrillo ewwww -@ExpBelieve @vogon are these all from the same book or something? Do want -@WhiteMageSlave did you lose any sunglasses -@killerswan @lindseybieda @wilkieii and I like that about twitter, but twitter is not the only application on the internet -RT @lindseybieda: @0xabad1dea So, myself and @wilkieii worked on http://t.co/1rGlFgfYdn to try and represent the complexity of gender. -@pusscat yep -Pretty strange that I feel "*definitely* female" but in a slightly different cultural context I would be considered way too masculine -@eevee heheh well I blocked them so if you fight about it, you're gonna sound like a crazy person if you leave me on the cc ;) -A major flaw in human experience is to assume that "your" experience or the "common" experience is "the" experience -Two different people wrote in to let me know that experiencing gender as other than strict m/f is "laughable." Only two is progress I guess -@TouchMyMalware the next boat to Prejudiced Twit Town leaves at 6pm. You can make it if you hurry. Blocked -@PWTerpstra @Jennimason0990 @varka lol fun fact I can pronounce those dang g's and ch's... if I speak in a whisper. But not at full volume. -@bobpoekert ridiculous sideburns? it's legit -.@Jennimason0990 yes. Dutch people are dragons. This is why their language has sounds no mortal human can pronounce -Wiki gem of the day: Japanese depiction of Dutch people, 1708 http://t.co/WuYpbdumFr -Twitter's lack of context for suggestions is sometimes tragic and sometimes, well, hahaha (cc @thegrugq ) http://t.co/j8lTIYtJl6 -It's 4:13 PM. I am just now having my morning coffee. I'm not sure what happened or where I went so wrong -@nickdepetrillo no. Someone else tweeted it earlier. I’m guessing either @osxreverser or @miaubiz -@flipzagging redditors did some math and one explanation is tenths of a second since dawn of year 2000 - overflows 32 bits -It is the crankiest of crank publications but science bloggers keep falling for it like they have no ability to google -Public service announcement: if you ever see “science news” which cites the Journal of Cosmology, slap the writer and burn the blog down -A moment of silence for a victim of integer overflow http://t.co/IIykIu6hYR -@skynetbnet @GeekGurlPhD okay time to block you for arbitrary prejudice against the reported experience of others goodbye -@skynetbnet @GeekGurlPhD this is the second time in a few days you’ve randomly said something rude, is there a particular reason? -@halvarflake no, it’s okay, I know it is the truth, and the truth hurts :p -@halvarflake ouch :( -RT @GeekGurlPhD: Are you a queer, bi, trans, asexual, pan or gender fluid video gamer? Your input is needed for a new book project http://t… -Got deep into a detailed reply to someone on reddit only to realize they misunderstood the definition of a virtual machine *backspace* -@chunter16 the pin situation has changed 0%. The change is there’s a faster shortcut if you have the right finger. -@chunter16 never, because it will fall back to pin -#IsTouchIDHackedYet no but you can START with a gelatin finger, which is promising. http://t.co/To6PHSX95E -@chriseng “it is highly unlikely that Wikileaks would trust an untrustworthy 19yo” uh, about that… -@m1sp we are not an em— :( -RT @nickdepetrillo: The only authoritative sources for http://t.co/6Sr6c7RwBC are myself and @ErrataRob. -RT @8bitpimp: Family values - Nintendo Style https://t.co/6Rcrpde16p -RT @dotMudge: Rhyme of the day: look real close and you will see that these three fruits have identities http://t.co/lWsytKg4AB -RT @dotMudge: Having fun lifting prints, cutting dies, and authenticating 'rind-prints'. My colleagues are brilliant :) http://t.co/n4UCsw4… -@i0n1c I don’t think so, one doesn’t upgrade from an iPhone 5 to a 5c, one gets a 5c for their teenager's birthday. -RT @ciphergoth: "sudo make me a sandwich" as I most often experience it http://t.co/7BFTs9kHQd -@Myriachan the book is already finished! I'm just editing it. -RT @chriseng: The amount of text dedicated solely to villanizing and exaggerating the sophistication of modifying a User-Agent is incredibl… -@thegrugq is that hashtag a compliment or a condemnation -@Ruzvay heh, thanks ^_^ -@Ruzvay Wow, sure, no "creative imagination" because I was influenced by something, which all creative people are? :\ -@iPlop @FiftyThree their dang loupe makes me nauseous in the name of forced skeu. Pinch to zoom is where it's at -@iPlop nope, wacom's ipad app -.@Ruzvay no, my own character, though my perception of what magic looks like is pretty obviously influenced by Avatar. -If you like “Angry women with magic and weapons: the sketches” you’ll love “Angry women with magic and weapons: the book” -RT @ErrataRob: @csoghoian I like the reasoning that since AT&T didn't offer a bounty, that it's illegal to point out their flaws -RT @csoghoian: Gov in weev appeal to chilled security researchers: Take your bug bounty money and quit your whining. (p64) http://t.co/BcTK… -I tried very hard http://t.co/c8srfcSk9O -@dangoodin001 @martijn_grooten only a bet that the NSA’s insider info won’t ever leak. Maybe it won’t! -RT @arw: Want to know (a little bit) more about the iPhone 5s Touch ID? See http://t.co/1BaKe08rWo -@m1sp he is! He revels in it -@dangoodin001 I consider there being n >= 1 adversaries who can crack it to be “a weakness”, maybe they do not… -# 381202400729522177 -@m1sp my husband finally got to the part where Solornel pushes Tsovinar off and he thought it was hee-lar-ious so I think I'm on track :p -@eevee in any case, I break clients too often as it is ;) -@eevee and that's what I get for casually tweeting without tearing the html open :D -@eevee so like I never figured out: is that SUPPOSED to be alien heads or does OSX/iOS miss some glyphs -RT @jjarmoc: This, right here, is the best thing to come of #istouchidhackedyet so far. http://t.co/1lXFgq1kQ3 -@johanjortso I’m just gonna go ahead and predict: no. -linux.jpg http://t.co/XQXNpfo7dM -@USP_Talon so I just realized your avatar is a space ship and not a satanic porcelain doll with dark hair. I'm disappointed :p -@mbhbox they are the best; do not question me!!!! -I just swooned for OSX's Australian Male text-to-speech voice. BRB listening to my reading queue as read by a fake Australian -And let me tell you I have *been* around that biology education block. -I have no words strong enough for how toxic teaching individual religions as equal to observed scientific reality is http://t.co/T8KjXqLh5P -Editin' my novel, editin' my novel, having existential crises over the placement of commas, I'm editin' my novel. -When the sun is in my eye and I squint, I always see the shape of a butterfly in the sunburst. That doesn't make me otherkin, does it? -@tangenteroja @4Dgifts all its flaws aside, I am at least reasonable sure POSIX compliance is not literally a spy agency conspiracy. -@dakami and we need measurements to determine if we're talking a nice, comfortable fuzzy or six-foot strands of killer hair -@geekable http://t.co/tUtdihgqie -@tangenteroja @4Dgifts maybe that would be a reasonable cop out if you know it wasn’t already determined to be an NSA backdoor -RT @redenz: TouchID. Used a combination of 4 fingers from 2 different people to set up a single fingerprint. All 4 seem to work just fine. -RT @redenz: @reaperhulk @c7five Also created a print using my thumb and index finger combined into a single "fingerprint".Either finger unl… -RT @eevee: i keep being briefly confused about why neal stephenson has a kickstarter to work on a c compiler -@tangenteroja @4Dgifts the issue isn’t that it was *supported*. It was going to be supported. It’s that it’s the *default* for WEIRD reasons -@feralchimp @thegrugq yeah I guess what I’m getting at is there should have been more public shaming of RSA. I’m all about the shaming :) -RT @zooko: We just made reviewing patches even *more* fun—imagine the patch author has a gun to his head: https://t.co/tfj1TYgmi8 -RT @travisgoodspeed: I for one believe RSA's latest announcement that @unicorn_threat is behind the recent #BSafe bugs. -@thegrugq oh I don’t think that. I just wonder if we could've maybe gotten this in particular fixed years ago if things had gone differently -@eevee yes :( -.@thegrugq everyone qualified to notice that the default algo was one under serious suspicion -However I kinda wonder if we collectively screwed up in not really noticing this and making it a Big Deal sooner (2/2) -I see no rational basis on which RSA can justify keeping it as the DEFAULT after the research published in 2006/2007 (1/2) -@vogon it’s slow, and there are multiple papers attacking it as flawed, so let’s keep it as the default -@eevee I see you don’t work for a Christian book store (for some reason this is the default example for unreasonable bosses) -So RSA’s defense is actually that they used the slowest algo as the default because elliptic curves were a hot trend. Brilliant -@dinodaizovi aww -@eevee yes, some people are just convinced they’ll get fired if their boss finds out they say things on the internet -@tangenteroja @4Dgifts and the very NIST standard which defines it defines several others; no rational reason it’s the default. -I totally and utterly believe you http://t.co/9TBEr5wtnp -@Paucis__Verbis @michaelossmann @marshray I didn’t even know there was such a thing actually -RT @ShuttleCDRKelly: In one night, at least 23 people were shot in Chicago, incl. a 3 year old. This is not the America we strive for. http… -RT @matthew_d_green: New blog: RSA warns developers not to use RSA products. With annotated quotes by Sam Curry, CTO! http://t.co/PfB5kMNPOr -@michaelossmann @marshray I’m interested. But in that place I was ten years ago wrt hacking: not feeling very informed. -RT @innismir: This is silly, but it's a great example of knowing bad actor's TTP and exploiting weaknesses and applies to CND -- http://t.… -RT @thegrugq: @0xabad1dea it isn't even real money. It's a pledge, completely valueless -How to be a social media jerk: see small-scale community funding, blow it out of the water with corporate $$$ solely to get media attention -RT @kaepora: I need to go on Etsy & sell framed prints of this actual quote by RSA’s CTO: “Dual_EC_DRBG was an accepted, publicly scrutiniz… -@vogon no you’re reading it in the wrong tense. Once upon a time, it used to x. -@mbhbox it’s kind of the “root is root” problem though: if you have this access you can probably just access the plaintext directly -RT @strcpy: EVERYONE, http://t.co/xoC3VdJMIU NOW OPERATIONAL, JUST TYPE YOUR DOMAIN INTO THE BOX, EVERYTHING ELSE IS DONE FOR YOU! -@mbhbox “worms” in the technical sense generally don’t happen anymore. But you can compromise a host’s entropy if you’re running locally yes -But really when I get clear and consistent results like this who can blame me http://t.co/4nsOp5Hb0U -I think @pusscat is silently judging me for being a *static* analysis researcher who doesn't get my hands dirty with debuggers -@pusscat no, I am not saying that at all! I don't like gdb either. And have occasion to use it only a little more often. -@pusscat seriously though this is the first time in a rather long time I have tried to muck around with a running process on Windows -@pusscat :( then what have I been doing all these years -@pusscat a Macintosh? -This is the first time I've tried to use WinDBG in several years, and now I remember why. -RT @mcclure111: So http://t.co/ScdpuT8Vjc is doing Typewriter Art Week. 70s ascii art http://t.co/ohLYKhQfKR http://t.co/o1B23z4hFA http:/… -@dangoodin001 aww, so I’m not getting a new one for free then -RT @dangoodin001: The statement came from an RSA spokesman after I asked if Dual_EC_DRBG was used to generate the cryptographic seeds for S… -RT @dangoodin001: Dual_EC_DRBG is "contained nowhere in RSA SecurID or the RSA Authentication Manager software; it uses a different FiPS-co… -RT @twittersecurity: Getting a new phone? Remember to disable login verification on your old phone so you don't get locked out. Then enable… -@matthew_d_green @mattblaze @jjarmoc @nickm_tor @NemoPublius this should work http://t.co/tCx4D97PU0 -Dear GCHQ: I have been to Belgium there is nothing there worth stealing except candy bars -@mattblaze @matthew_d_green @jjarmoc @nickm_tor @NemoPublius a Former RSA Employee was vehemently defending that quote on Ars -You can’t seriously tell me there is anyone on earth who considers Belgium some kind of threat. http://t.co/esajPlW8ar (<3 you Belgians) -@solak unable to make request, please try again later. -@ra I am the only one strong enough for this terrible burden -RT @vogon: @0xabad1dea (except when it does) -RT @vogon: @0xabad1dea remember the mnemonic: syswow64 doesn't contain 64-bit DLLs and system32 doesn't contain 32-bit DLLs -@pawel_lasek You are indeed presuming a lot :) The client refuses to post a tweet which contains within it the tilde character. -Thanks Windows and your system32/no the other system32 nonsense. I enjoy not being able to find files I know exist from a file dialogue -@xorbyte hmm, true... -@innismir @billpollock and our schools seem specifically engineered to stomp that out like a dropped cigarette -@landley pretty sure this is entirely on some team at Twitter -@anathem Twitter for Windows 8 decided it doesn't like tildes and I couldn't get tweets to go through. -@innismir @billpollock I've seen kids of all ages make dramatic recoveries, it's not 100% decided beforehand. -@adamauckland so guess who just discovered Twitter for Windows 8 chokes on tildes -@anathem I may have sent a tweet to you when I meant to the other person starting with "a" I am interacting with XD -Holy pants. Twitter for Windows 8 cannot post a tweet with a tilde in it -@anathem I am trying to tweet at you and Twitter for Windows 8 is flipping out. This is a test without the special chars. Going through? -I have managed to use computers for twenty years without ever figuring out what "scroll lock" was supposed to do, actually. -*reads debugger documentation* "Press Ctrl+Break to..." *looks down at keyboard* Hrrrm. -So I figured out my audio problem - it actually wasn't Windows 8's fault this time - just Steam randomly deciding it was quiet time. -RT @SecurityHumor: Fool disclosure: That guy in the office next to you who exclaims "Whoops, looks like I clicked a malicious link again!" -@gcluley @OhThisBloodyPC excuse me? -RT @JohnHedge: Apple KB article for Control Center, kudos to whomever made the screenshot http://t.co/FxSYcmYz1a cc @dinodaizovi -@tmanning @thegrugq @chriseng @0xcharlie @WeldPond converting potential drama to kinetic drama -@chriseng @thegrugq @0xcharlie @WeldPond it’s their *handle* that counts -@thegrugq One of my followers doesn’t know what subtweeting is, let’s snicker behind his back about it and hope he doesn’t notice -You know, most of the people on #IsTouchIDHackedYet are infosec professionals w/ real names/jobs listed. They’re not all gonna flake out. -@thegrugq @chriseng @0xcharlie @WeldPond yes. He’s the one who used to blog for sophos. Shall I drag him onto the cc or are we subtweeting? -@Tomi_Tapio and what does that saying mean -@0xcharlie how dare they quote @WeldPond and @chriseng but not me (who didn’t pledge anything) -RT @newsycombinator: I Am An Object Of Internet Ridicule, Ask Me Anything http://t.co/v7JpBvATSK -RT @i0n1c: Stupid me! I always forget that there is a good and a bad kind of espionage. The bad one is that that is targetted at Americans. -@froztbyte it might be fine for ten or twenty seconds then, spike. -@froztbyte typing and mousing is one of the most timing sensitive things you can possibly do with a computer. -RT @billpollock: The problem with American educatIon is not too little homework. It's that we're not teaching kids to think. http://t.co/gN… -@froztbyte the problem is that iPad can’t be a Bluetooth device to others, so the soft keyboard is over tcp — ie latency :( -@froztbyte oh, well, the top one is in its stand, the bottom one is just lying there, I didn’t rig up a physical binding. -@bSr43 @adamcaudill it’s certcli.dll in system32 and its exported functions are decoding weirdly. -@froztbyte yes -@thegrugq @bernarpa however I did spend about half my life in rural Virginia and I concede that is where hicks are born. -@thegrugq @bernarpa the Netherlands! -@RealPosixNinja @grsecurity what is it with me and fake accounts? It must be the zero, I am the first in auto suggest. -RT @_cypherpunks_: Here's the NSA story by @USAToday's @bradheath: http://t.co/iE4WTy7DvX that the Justice Dept did not want published: htt… -@thegrugq do not question my impeccable taste in wording do you wanna take this outside old ma*falls asleep at table* -I should make a program to set as the postmortem debugger on Windows which will play a funeral song for the deceased -@hackerfantastic oooooold -Tired of commenters who “knew” about the backdoor since 2007. No you didn’t, you heard about speculation it might be backdoored. -@Talen_Lee I think one can love “the Lovecraft mythos” as interpreted by modern culture separate from the actual books -@matthew_d_green in my head it’s called Dual Rainbows -@Myriachan my name kinda became linked with it because I did some blogs with it back when it was pretty new -@Myriachan it is good little one-person operation. You use. Yes. -@jesster_king no. Second person is always "you" (and its forms: thou, ye, etc) -@futarist yerp -@Talen_Lee @m1sp oh no oh no you're gonna trigger a transhumanist tweet cascade duck and cover -@Talen_Lee @m1sp hmm stealing this line for my novel thx -@m1sp you're not making me feel any better! -@adamcaudill @bSr43 in any case, the disasm must be wrong, because it is utter nonsense. -@JeffCurless #TalkLikeAPirateDay -@dancapper except there's no rational pattern there. It's not 8.3 in caps / otherwise not in caps. -My disassembler crashed looking for the certificate generation code! CONSPIRACY. http://t.co/9CH2TCtr6Q -@Kufat I probably mean the other way around from what I just said. -@Kufat there are also uncapitalized basenames and capitalized extensions which is just completely off the wall -Windows, I wish I could see what it is in your little brain that makes random capitalization seem normal. http://t.co/sz5g1VPUY1 -@The1TrueSean @codeferret_ he doesn't. But I've never done NDS. And I told him to go get a different one and I don't know which he got. -@matthew_d_green so far this stuff is not calling bcrypt directly but stuff declared in wincrypt.h -@matthew_d_green yep been there. And no, I gotta know for sure! -I was nerd sniped to go reverse something and so far 95% of the effort has been reading Windows system headers -@matthew_d_green which is nominally documented here http://t.co/nYKtaUeM7n -@matthew_d_green started with certobj.dll based on the name. It instantiates a context of the default provider (null) of type PROV_RSA_FULL -@pingudownunder oh, so that's what happened to your username... -@The1TrueSean gee I wonder why you asked. Don't use desmume it's buggy wrt the rom. Ask @codeferret_ what he was using -@matthew_d_green btw the core crypto DLLs definitely *support* it but I haven't found the implementation yet -Windows 8 has decided that now when my music player app isn't in focus it should definitely cut the volume by 90% #UIRage -@DrPizza @matthew_d_green @wil oh so you can. Well look at me I'm a Unix User o'er here -@matthew_d_green @wil k I'm gonna see if the relevant DLLs are on my Windows 8 machine but I wouldn't be surprised if they aren't -@matthew_d_green if I can find the binaries we can look for relevant constants etc. -RT @matthew_d_green: I'm going to rephrase previous Tweet. Let me know if you happen to find out what PRNG Microsoft IIS uses for key gener… -RT @thegrugq: @matthew_d_green @0xabad1dea remind me not to get on your bad side... Or backdoor my customers critical security products for… -@matthew_d_green @thegrugq I’d assume the problem would not be rooted in the technical people -@matthew_d_green @thegrugq btw their offices are across the street from ours if you want to come have a protest party -@thegrugq I think that’s just business. After all they could reseed all of them in the same general fashion -@DrPizza I do not consent -RT @pranesh_prakash: @chort0 @matthew_d_green @0xabad1dea 4 years, 2 months, 9 days after the compromise: https://t.co/FnGUSXdQhf -# 380840440930791424 -@kludgebox @thegrugq @matthew_d_green yeah so about that... -I forgave the “lost all our seeds” incident but if rumors of RSA knowingly sabotaging stuff are true lemme tell you we have a problem -RT @thegrugq: @matthew_d_green @0xabad1dea and can you imagine how much NSA laughed when China had to actually hack RSA to get access? -@matthew_d_green … then I’ll need this thing replaced agaaaaiiiin? -RT @matthew_d_green: Oh hell, if RSA generated all their master SecurID seeds with Dual_EC_DRBG............ -@nelhage @matthew_d_green I’m pretty sure I bet like one dollar -@sigwo and from camera roll you can access sharing functionality which is how I tweeted whatever I wanted. -@sigwo make sure the camera is active by opening it from the lock screen first. Then go to it and you can access camera roll -@demize95 they’re cosplaying -@sigwo that would be an impressive feat of psychic power -@sigwo @oncee https://t.co/5Oc1def3s4 -RT @ErrataRob: What we are experiencing is a product recall notifying customers that the NSA backdoored their product http://t.co/H8aMHSF456 -@sigwo @oncee yeah um no that is definitely not what happened -@attritionorg @andybochman hahaha! Am I doing it right -B-b-b-buuuurn 🔥 “@nzaghen: @0xabad1dea it might be the same they use to audit the alarm on daylight savings change” (and New Year's, ofc) -@thezeist yeah. Thank goodness. -@borcef they’ve had lock screen bypasses after pretty much every release tbh -@thegrugq I am sure every businessperson with an iPhone would appreciate their suggestion for improving cellular radio efficiency -So I guess my question to Apple (which will go unanswered) is what techniques they are using to audit the lock screen's state machije -I guess I should consider how to write featureful lock screens without bypasses to be an open research topic for improvement -@wimremes what did we do -@chriseng oh it did. But not by several thousand people. -@JbMokuZ the wallpaper? It is fan art. Search pokemon on konachan -RT @osxreverser: Can we please get a feature in browsers where history has the damn short urls resolved? #kthxbay -@chriseng @c7five I mitigated this so hard -A first world problem deserves a first world solution. http://t.co/coQptQcMUZ -I thought y'all were offended by the photo I just posted but it turns out Twitter is enjoying silently failing today -@phillips321 how what? Do you mean my next tweet? http://t.co/x1pJMWB4uJ -@ra6bit it doesn’t seem to be doing anything particular for me that way -.@ra6bit oh Siri at the lock screen is absolutely turned off. She is a traitorous fiend -@c7five I’m more concerned about the tweeting and the mailing -@judsontwit I just did it how it felt straightforward to me, tap click click -I can’t get it working on my 4S. Not sure if I’m just not nailing the timing. -@redsoxunixgeek now consider that my twitter account is my most precious possession… oh pretty sure you can email and stuff too. -Yep that totally worked. http://t.co/x1pJMWB4uJ -If you can see this post, then I have successfully bypassed lock screen on my iPad to tweet w/o the PIN. http://t.co/rmmgNRB5ZF -@Packetknife no, that is not common. Perhaps a few particularly outgoing sorts would encourage it but not generally… -@metareflection maybe they're a secret time traveler from the 1970s when that made perfect sense -@tomkrall hmm honestly at this point I have no idea. -Off to murder redditor who said it’s okay to batch pending emails on a scale of minutes because the spec doesn’t mandate immediate sending -@savagejen I’mhaving ahard time of it with the ios7 keyboard can you tell -@savagejen no actually I cant -Yep I can still reliably segfault Chrome for iOS simply by letting my thumb unintentionally swipe off the left side of the screen -@ELLIOTTCABLE offhandedly, it shouldn’t, but I’d have to dig in to be totally sure -Hahaha, it kills me two ways to see a commenter call the author of an article “he” and the author replies in third person to say “she” -Random SDR snooping on restaurant pagers by @windyoona http://t.co/wLt1CJ7lmt -I bet the iPhone fingerprint reader is pretty well-engineered and tested. Now who wants to bet on the imitations coming in six months? :) -@hellNbak_ because iPhone sets the new normal. -Context: snapchat “@kivikakk: Their web form lets you reset a password to a longer length than the app lets you enter. :\” -@kivikakk pro -RT @MarkKriegsman: Linux performance-tuning checklist: http://t.co/C5UZHhti9K (OSX version: http://t.co/IFhRfto0Cu ) -@jack_daniel you cannot convince me that’s a fruit. -@m1sp huggle! I overslept and had scary dreams -@mndell @dakami I’m only special in that it’s my job to worry about this on behalf of the users -RT @radian: Your weekly reminder that integer promotions in C are the worst thing: http://t.co/W4VeZZ1TAI -@mndell @dakami so if one said “the collision rate is similar to guess rate for PIN so good enough” that is not good enough for me :) -@mndell @dakami I meant PIN. It absolutely should strive to be better than PIN in every measurable dimension. -@mndell @dakami hmm... settling for equivalent to insufficient strength... look up WEP :) -@sethr there is absolutely no excuse for this utter failure -@sethr what is your secret because the desktop is stubbornly not acting particularly touch aware -Looking at my App Store update tab, every UX designer in the world has used iOS7 as their golden opportunity to demand budget and time -MS failed so hard at integrating touch and the desktop in Windows 8. No pinch to zoom. No auto keyboard popup/pop down -@vogon @blowdart in typical Windows fashion I can easily find the settings for remote assistance but not how to actually start one hahaha -@vogon @blowdart the "server" is my tablet -@vogon @blowdart psst all I actually care about is remote desktop :( do you have a cheatcode for that? -@blowdart okay and that entaaaiiiiiils.......... -Am I crazy or is there literally no product description for what this upgrade does to Windows 8 http://t.co/6JIlXYy8XQ -RT @rantyben: CURRENT SOUNDTRACK: RAGE AGAINST THE JAVA VIRTUAL MACHINE -I think the one thing holding me back from declaring go the one true language is an excess of capital letters -@jeremiahfelt @eevee ps there is nothing anonymous about my twitter identity :p you could even pinpoint my house if you really try -@jeremiahfelt @eevee and what are you trying to say about me huh -@eevee my capacity for twitter is pretty much infinite. I am a complete different person in front of a large audience than in private. -@limako and I’m a professional security auditor, my throne of skulls of programmers is enough for me ;) -Subtweet: in case anyone didn’t know: I have Really Bad Social Anxiety and if you try to coax me to socially engage I’ll just freak out more -RT @ErrataRob: Is Touch ID Hacked Yet? http://t.co/vrBY2fAX17 -@limako okay, now show that the glue which is more or less identical to python and ruby's has magical properties outweighing the problems :) -@chriseng @thegrugq @_wirepair it’s true, I enjoy suffering. -@OSVDB since it was patched at some point I’m guessing it’s already disclosed in some fashion -RT @matthew_d_green: New blog: The Many Flaws of Dual_EC_DRBG. http://t.co/2U3kctu0He -@m1sk1t @kivikakk what’s different about this bot? -Yep found a boneheaded bug in PHP3. Sadly it's not still there in PHP5. They learned to strndup() instead of strcpy()... -@cadrpear that's okay, I doubt the original designer was wiser the first two times around :) -@limako I'm afraid I fall 100% into the camp of http://t.co/GHsl4VRgjz . -RT @matt_merkle: @0xabad1dea I know you didn't ask, but you shall receive anyway: http://t.co/SlcNNgdXIu All the way back to 1.0. I'm sorry… -@iirelu php 3.0.18 functions/image.c -/* skip over a variable-length block; assumes proper length marker */ Yep PHP3 already killed me I'm dead I'll miss you -@Kim_Bruning it might only be triggerable by larger context. -@spangborn sorry if I sound grumpy I am angry that the way I knew how to pause simply disappeared for no reason. -@spangborn Um, no, because telling me that a panel exists in the platonic real of existence does not tell me how to get to it. -PHP's release archive goes back to 3.0.18 in the year 2000. Oh well, I suspect looking at the actual PHP 1.0 source would literally kill me -@spangborn that's good to know, but my question was how :) -@spangborn I don't see a button called Control Center. I suspect you mean the "swipe up from bottom" others suggested. -# 380478167544119296 -Dangers of automated translation: No, I don't think PostNL and UPS are the same thing, Google, even if they both bring mail. -@mtheoryx so there is simply something particular to the exact combination that produces brown food dye which is disagreeable -@mtheoryx I eat wheat every day, and my dairy problems upset my stomach, not inflame my ears -@mtheoryx here is one kind http://t.co/QXIoY8izhW -@mtheoryx lol you know I never said it was chocolate I said it was brown dye -@mtheoryx like... brown dye. -@mtheoryx I don't see how being allergic to coca cola, pepsi, root beer, and all knockoffs could have anything to do with dairy. -@mtheoryx coffee, sorts of dark bread that aren't totally fakey, actual pure chocolate ie the expensive kind -@_JosephGrace is that not what I got when I double tapped home ? -@mtheoryx oh I am lactose intolerant but that's pretty much complete curable with pills. -@mtheoryx ie this bottled Starbucks stuff is brown as heck but it’s just actual coffee and milk -@kivikakk well that seems dramatic -@invalidname click the what -RT @aeleruil: @0xabad1dea swipe up from bottom -@mtheoryx yes, ones that are completely 100% naturally brown with no dyes -Yes hello how do I #%^* pause my music on iOS 7 because double tapping home doesn’t bring up that bar any more -@mtheoryx nah haven’t tried. I’m also randomly allergic to medicines so I’m pretty hesitant to try new ones. -“Why does my local mall have its own Wikipedia page” *click* “was the setting for the movie Mall Cop” … huh. -@vogon so the end result is that I like white chocolate, even the cheap stuff, more than nice chocolate because I don’t have a bad assoc -@mtheoryx well this will intrigue you: the exact reaction is that my ear canals inflame. Happens to my mother too. -@vogon it is a good excuse to buy expensive European chocolate, but the association has built up in my head to expect a reaction lol -@vogon basically: anything with cheap chocolate. All cola. Many breads, cereals, etc. They add brown dye to counterbalance fillers -@mtheoryx my life improved dramatically when I figured out the pattern and avoided mass-produced food that is a nice even brown. -@thegrugq @quine @0xcharlie all I know is that my theology teacher told us about this song and that it was from the devil. -@mtheoryx or I could not make myself miserable because it’s already happened enough hundreds of times -@mtheoryx I didn’t say it did! It’s to make it LOOK like chocolate. -@mtheoryx cola, chocolate candy, some brown breads, but not very pure stuff that is naturally brown like coffee. -@mtheoryx I don’t know! My family determined the common factor in everything I was allergic to was being brown, often artificially so. -@mtheoryx in actual (cheap) chocolate bars, to counterbalance the filler. In flavored foods, to make it more obviously chocolate flavored. -@mtheoryx pure chocolate obviously has no dye but how often does one actually have pure chocolate -@mtheoryx brown food dye in foods that contain chocolate flavor. -@mtheoryx you may have read my tweet backwards…v -@mtheoryx I’m allergic to brown food dye. It features in a very large percentage of chocolate flavored things. -@frkbmb @vogon roll the dice and find out what kind of chocolate is in Mass Produced Food Product X, eh? :) -@frkbmb @vogon no, I’m allergic to brown food dye, which most chocolate has to make it look “right” -I continue to be astounded at the number of people prejudiced against white chocolate. The fact that I’m never allergic to it kinda factors. -@frkbmb @vogon yeah and as a bonus I don’t have to wonder if I’m allergic to it -@mtheoryx well it’s a BRIBE what do you think I mean uh -@vogon you know I’m allergic to the color brown right No literally not joking -@matthew_d_green @r3d4ct3d I am probably using a choosier set of “anyone” than you :( -I would never accept a bribe to implement shaky crypto. By the way, I always get a white chocolate mocha at Starbucks. Hot, with whip. -@r3d4ct3d @matthew_d_green no, because it was actually suspected all along -@matthew_d_green @r3d4ct3d you underestimate how much I like white chocolate mocha -@dakami well, I was thinking hundreds trying hundreds of phones, if it’s against one phone I would want thousands. -@matthew_d_green one Starbucks gift card -@tapbot_paul I bet it’s the pulse. You’ve probably seen that video that’s shot to show up the guy's pulse under his skin -@dakami ie if hundreds of people try each other’s phones and come up with zero collisions, that’s a good sign it’s working as intended -@tapbot_paul perhaps if you stick your finger in ice water? Or is it looking for the pulse? -@dakami measure, measure, measure. It’s a black box to empirically verify. -@tapbot_paul perhaps I should say and their four best friends if we’re assuming five tries before lockdown -@objclxt those scanners are foolable with a flat image though, they’re not directly relatable. -@tapbot_paul what are the odds that the thief and their ten best friends might have a collision with my fingerprint? -@tapbot_paul for the actual testing I’m assuming a sacrificial lamb phone. But from a security point of view, if my phone were stolen, -@demize95 that’s the thing, I won’t be satisfied without some empirical third party measurements -Seriously though, I want to know if I could hand my phone off to ten thousand strangers and realistically expect zero fingerprint collisions -Idea: fingerprint party. Everyone tries to unlock everyone else’s phones to see if there are any collisions. 👍🎉📱 -@spacerog completely nontechnical magazine editors != idiots -@spacerog more that they don’t know the technical differences and how to spot them, I think. -Hmm, I enjoy the mental exercise of looking up a foreign word in that language's own dictionary. -@nickdepetrillo heh, that I don’t believe! I’d believe that an actual high budget spy agency could do it if they REALLY wanted, but no less. -RT @dragosr: P.S. Hexagon is the architecture name for Qualcomm's baseband chips, currently in 86% of handsets. -RT @dragosr: PacSec 2013 Presentation: Dr. Ralf-Philipp Weinmann - Mobile Phone Baseband Exploitation in 2013: Hexagon challenges -@nickdepetrillo I’m just trying to live the gray hat dream here and measure in new kitchens -RT @rudyrichter: if you want to get rid of the parallax effect on iOS 7: Accessibility Settings -> Reduce Motion; for the blur, Increase Co… -@spacerog I’m not even joking. -@spacerog Apple don’t ship all those downloads straight out of Cupertino, they hire CDNs and we are simply exceeding the internet capacity. -@MattGrimley doubtful, I suspect the server is just totally down. -.@nickdepetrillo you call that a payout, Uncle Scrooge? -RT @nickdepetrillo: I will pay the first person who successfully lifts a print off the iPhone 5s screen, reproduces it and unlocks the phon… -@mbhbox nope you’re many hours off :) -@tangenteroja no it’s a perfectly cromulent word in Dutch. Here is the translation! http://t.co/Kr7oVCrCYe -@tangenteroja it also means melted metal and stuff so like whatever -@tangenteroja I can’t help that literally every nonsense sound in English means something sexual if you try hard enough. -@tangenteroja eh wot I swear on me mum I don’t know -@aeleruil it is when your unchangeable OS icons all directly clash with one another -@ra6bit I did not see this remark before what I just tweeted -*picks up iPad, walks away, glances down* oh no no no my icons are sliding off the screen they’re gonna fall off ahh -@codinghorror so far it decided that my timezone is definitely Cupertino -RT @ternus: Coworker comment on delivering the iOS update: “The Internet is pretty full right now.” -@renpytom @HanakoGames woohoo! -@filcab is it the bubbles? I bet it’s the bubbles. -Darn! iOS 7 didn’t upgrade my camera hardware. I thought it was supposed to be “magical” http://t.co/GxyTsCTSk0 -@nickdepetrillo and then didn’t post it to twitter like good NDA signers -RT @GoogleFacts: 28% of IT Professionals hide their career from family or friends out of fear of being asked to provide free tech support. -@ReturnFalse sometimes it’s Greek instead :) -@ReturnFalse you just haven’t noticed that this happens every few months when I have time on my hands. -The good news: Safari benchmarks (iPad 4, fresh reboot) dramatically improved iOS6 —> iOS7. Sunspider: 841ms to 653ms. -@MarkGStacey No, I left it a long time ago. -@axqfrk The clock app is right. The OS is wrong. -WTF. It's 3:30. The iPad says 12:30 across the top and 3:30 in the clock app. -@amanicdroid because Americans never did figure out the difference between Deutsch and Nederlands -Augh I can’t type. It’s not registering pressing the space bar. Like I will press right where I always have and it’s like nope -@amanicdroid uh… so… you know they speak German right? -@FredericJacobs een beetje. -It is also a really great way to ensure that no one else asks to use my computers ever -Yes my iPad is in Dutch. It’s a handy way to keep the language in my mind. AAN DE SLAG! -Success. Now switching from complaining about downloads failing to complaining about icons. http://t.co/T7P7EmZSVj -@claymill @grp are you freaking serious -Oh oh the screen is black! Knowing my luck it's about to brick. -@hemantmehta I guess I should have figured a school with cool math teachers would be a lot more first world than mine :p -For the love of marshmallows it actually downloaded the entire update and then failed to install it for no stated reason -@themarkcaudill Dollar styli from Amazon. -@hemantmehta … your school has a wifi network? -I uninstalled those Windows 8 apps I didn't want and they appeared under Updates in the app store. No. Bad. #UIRage -@StrThry Windows 8? Bit of a broad category. Good direction, needs work. -My Windows 8 tablet is very picky about styli. The handwriting will work with one but not the other from the same box. -@apiary @frkbmb I can’t believe it’s been more than a year and they haven’t fixed this yet -@0xdeadbabe these are dollar styli off Amazon. I grab them by the pack because their capacitance varies a bit between specimens -@Dan2552 I have a pressure sensitive stylus but I need a new tip for it. These are dollar styli -Happiness is a new capacitive stylus with its rubber tip all springy and smooth. Oh yeah. It glides so well -@Support cheer up @aeleruil -@DrPizza I dare you to post that screenshot as the entire review. -@XTreeki I can’t even make fun of you based on your phone preference because I checked your client string and what -@DrPizza be strong -RT @attritionorg: Brazilian hackers confuse Nasa with NSA in revenge attack - http://t.co/72rYjTTfdd #derp (ref: http://t.co/DQsNQVyR0H) -RT @partytimeHXLNT: I'm working on a paper about "indie game dev[eloper]" discourse, but in the meantime, a GIF. http://t.co/5IKL9Hr164 -@hackedy heuristics, I assume. Which would explain occasional sightings of spellcheck suddenly changing its mind. -@locks iPhone does it too, but only when you switch language keyboards at the bottom. It will tag word by word for spellcheck. -So I just realized OSX is dynamically figuring out what language I am typing in per-textbox and switching the spellcheck. Huh. -@SimonZerafa ik heb alleen "Het Woordenboek van Vos en Haas" http://t.co/5catGRAlaZ :p -Of course I'm reading the release notes instead. Whoa hey we're getting a Dutch dictionary? Awesome! I could use that. -This is quite possibly the first time I have ever applied an Apple update the first day it's o--MOTHER OF PEANUT BUTTER THE DOWNLOAD FAILED -@kebesays @Kufat we just established they are cylons, so, do what comes obvious -According to the iPad, iOS7 is available! According to iTunes on the Mac it is plugged into, it is *definitely not.* Okay, OTA it is! -RT @Kufat: PSA: 1024 bytes = 1 KB. If someone says it's "1 KiB," they are a Cylon, replicant, or shapeshifter, and must be destroyed forthw… -It’s the 18th! I want to recklessly apply updates! Where is it? I bet the Apple download servers are racist against Bostonians -@raudelmil @gsuberland hmm, unfamiliar with how precedent works in American court systems? -Lol sorry tweet deleted: it was a screenshot of a third-party calculator which looks almost exactly like the built in one. -@gsuberland hallelujah -RT @gsuberland: US court rules that Facebook likes are protected speech. http://t.co/tRygdlucgD -@nickdepetrillo @0xcharlie @nudehaberdasher I came into contact w him and I seem fine. But if he gets Dr. Miller killed he’s on the bad list -@pwpslade I haven’t tried gqrx on Linux actually. Are you using a distro package, a different package, or building from scratch? -RT @arstechnica: Researchers can slip an undetectable trojan into Intel’s Ivy Bridge CPUS http://t.co/rchRI7HMQq by @dangoodin001 -RT @nickm_tor: "I'm done cleaning! There's nothing on the floor but carpet! [And the carpet is covered with junk.]" #IfKidsLiedLikeTheIntel… -@0xcharlie DO IT LIKE THEY DO ON THE DISCOVERY CHANNEL. -@kivikakk ey wot’s wrong with American accents mate -There’s no such thing as a govt that’s really good about keeping its hand out of cookie jars on a scale of decades. http://t.co/DZETXVsKXw -RT @snipeyhead: X-Men/Avengers writer OWNS comics fan after sexist remark http://t.co/JF78IzSqi3 - bwahah! -RT @41414141: "@windyoona: I'd say my receiver looks pretty innocent as well. http://t.co/wa3vhGyOg0" <- cutest TETRA device ever :) Congra… -RT @fabsh: Terry Pratchett is winning. Again. http://t.co/vW0jDLWXmJ -@pwpslade I mostly use OSX! My Linux test machine runs Mint. -@berickcook put some rhinestones in the corner of the letters -@sergeybratus @maradydd @travisgoodspeed aaaaaaaeeeeeeeeek http://t.co/ULZKnljnk2 have you SEEN this -RT @Sirupsen: Paper on the redundancy in the x86 instruction set, showing that it remains turing complete with one instruction. http://t.co… -@thegrugq Serious mode: rebooting iOS helps WAY more than it ought. -True frenemies: “I would never silently block you. If I unfollowed you I would take that as public as possible!” -.@mof18202 @eiridescent I… think we now know why the unfollow bug strikes so many technical people -RT @mof18202: @eiridescent @0xabad1dea I've been shouting about that for months, feels like years. Also, F6: Want your URL bar? Nope, [un]f… -@ThomasWinwood at least that makes some sort of platonic sense as videos and pages both have starts and ends -RT @eevee: 📢 your regular reminder to get http://t.co/hiPnryB49D if you want to be cool and see astral plane unicode -RT @eiridescent: 'cause, uh, that's kind of a horrifically bad UX decision -RT @eiridescent: so, when did twitter start intercepting F5 on pages for individual tweets to have it retweet instead of refresh the page? -@zephyrfalcon @m1sp so, she's actually speaking Imaginary Fantasy Language From The Far West. -@m1sp so I realized this listening to a recording in Dutch http://t.co/LrOfcSll6k -How many years from bromance to gay marriage under common law? I may have a surprise for @codeferret_ and @GWakaMurray -RT @RedMinus: So this is real, one of those things you couldnt even parody because its already at its most extreme ( c/o @gn0s1s ) http://t… -# 380115059235897344 -.@judsontwit it's not burn in, it's completely dynamic. Could be residual data idiocy in the graphics driver I guess! -Dunno if you can see that light stripe but it's an Explorer toolbar underneath. Happens everywhere http://t.co/8EyECpNOoC -I would give you a screenshot except this is apparently not done at a layer that can be caught by print screen. Let's try a photo... -okay, this is driving me nuts. Why does Windows 8 render a particular shade of gray as slightly translucent to the desktop? -@The1TrueSean PS where is my husband I assume you know -@The1TrueSean because you weren’t involved ? -Oh good my local airport caught fire today. Go Logan -@vikemosabe actually I'm not sure I agree! -@Xaosopher I don't see what platforms this is for -Oh well if Diablo is down I will just click to kill on OSX the old fashioned w-- what am I *wearing* http://t.co/pIfQQQ2BTM -@okoeroo @biosshadow lekker -@Talen_Lee all I ever used it for was to grab an extra gem or two. The real money one was incredibly stupid from the start -I have been in a mood to click to kill the last few days. Oh of course the server is down http://t.co/Z9K7nOCFM5 yay for online singleplayer -@biosshadow my passport is American. My birth certificate is Dutch. -@biosshadow to my understanding it would be fairly easy for me to move there, perhaps I will someday. -@biosshadow I'm Dutch according to the paperwork, it comes up sometimes :) -I award no points to Google Translate for managing to change "cannot deliver within the stated timeframe" to "cannot deliver." -Ha, that Dutch bookstore sent me a letter apologizing for not fulfilling their overnight delivery promise. -We have established that some of y'all's clients are stripping the HTTPS from the link. Bash your clients upside the head. @viss -Chemical Plant Zone Acapella - iiiiiiinfinite reeeeeeemix. http://t.co/bzIt9UHUXa -@ragekit @Viss oh (lol sorry for assuming) weird -.@ragekit @Viss "say" is an OSX command. Substitute festival or whatever, but you won't have the creepy laughing voice :) -RT @Viss: "the news": curl -vq https://t.co/v5xnK7ElBN 2>&1 | grep 'tweet-text' | perl -pe 's/<([^>]+)>//g; s/\s+/ /g;' | say -v hysterical -@vogon I don’t think that was anyone’s argument, the argument was they systematically gloss over stuff when it is convenient to them. -@marshray @matthew_d_green you didn’t call me out for saying EST last night. You can’t hold different people to different standards! -@i4AK I don't know if there's a TV viewer app that will work on Mac. Try the community resources at http://t.co/bTvYH3cp3P -Wow I just had cause to use the default pdf viewer on a Nexus 7 and it is a new tier of bad. I'm so sorry. -@darkuncle no no you have to say it so the bot shows up It’s over 9000 -@Dragoneral_ two thousand percent of downtime? -Um… 2000% of what, @github? http://t.co/WEExwRtFwi -@mauvehed @DynamicWebPaige it’s back so I’m guessing they just had to bounce something -RT @DynamicWebPaige: GITHUB IS DOWN REPENT YOUR SINS -@sadimusi yes absolutely. Tried in Safari and Chrome, to hit JIT and no JIT. -@sadimusi weird… still can’t repro -@sadimusi you may be hitting a pathological case in low memory — try rebooting -@sadimusi cannot reproduce (4S 6.1.3) -@tangenteroja it’s Shellcoder’s Handbook not Hacker’s Handbook ;) -@hubbit @frkbmb hmm well pretty sure that was originally written in Black Speech too -@frkbmb @hubbit I don’t speak much Hebrew but I’m almost *positive* that’s the One Ring’s incantation written right to left. -@Nightyyy yes. I want to acquire as many as I can in the whole Germanic family, which is why I just paid a fortune for shipping for Frisian -@savagejen part of the idea is getting vendors to actually make a Linux release by providing a stable and viable platform. -Due to some excellent timing in reuniting me with a box, here is the whole collection, with Frisian still pending. http://t.co/r0fiHvirb8 -@vogon ahh — gun nerds who never actually joined the military but read the magazines. -@vogon depends a lot on the base actually. But here in the states, non-combatants everywhere. -RT @arstechnica: Microsoft issues fix to stop active attacks exploiting serious IE bug http://t.co/IjxJFcoEXJ by @dangoodin001 -@jonelf @toco91 optimization is like other forms of art. You can’t demand the lightning strike on cue. -@elad3 I swear this is not trolling: my primary browsing operating system is actually iOS… -RT @comex: Finally. RT @verge: Apple now lets old iPhones download old apps http://t.co/e9UlUbEeOo -@psobot pickle packing is an open question of grocery store science -Watching a talk on fast C++ ( http://t.co/DIa2L7iIa4 ) and it’s tearing into PHP’s “arrays” for their in-memory structure -Someone tweeted months ago that the obj-c message dispatch hot path is several instructions shorter on iOS 7 and that’s my #1 upgrade reason -@solak @apiary it doesn’t. It has heuristics. The bots don’t. They have different heuristics. -@matthew_d_green an actual reason to wake up on time?! -RT @matthew_d_green: Johns Hopkins will be hosting a roundtable at 10am EST tomorrow to discuss the NSA crypto revelations. Livestream: htt… -Cloud-side implications aside, my favorite recent feature in Chrome is the “tabs on other computers” button. -RT @0xcharlie: Today is my one year anniversary at Twitter. I'm still not verified. -@skynetbnet @SteveStreza wow uh… that’s really uncalled for -@ELLIOTTCABLE it’s a Star of David! Forgive me if I don’t run it. -RT @mikeash: YOU CAN NOW SUBMIT 64-BIT APPS TO THE STORE WITHOUT HARDWARE TO TEST IT ON WHAT COULD POSSIBLY GO WRONG -The official twitter apps which hide direct messages as a little envelope button under “me” tab: terrible #UIRage, people can’t find that. -Inverting the fandom, mostly RT’d for Goku http://t.co/wk96b4Gjsq -RT @SteveStreza: It would be great if we talked about how badly society handles people with mental health problems *any other time* besides… -@Jolly I swear this urge to tweet that you need more meat on your bones comes from my future grandmother self -@TakoArishi @m1sp She’s so annoying. She puts her opinion everywhere and is too certain of her wisdom -@Worthless_Bums @berickcook hmm, you need a louder brand identity, hombre. More pink. Trust me -@WhiteMageSlave haha sorry I just woke up and was checking twitter -RT @thegrugq: If Hayden thinks terrorists love gmail cause it's free, better not tell him about Linux... -@jakeboxer I suspect what happened is someone told the artist “the best part was where they played chess as the pieces” and left -RT @standupjoe: Mom to kid on train today, a watched pot never boils. 8yr. old kid thinks for a second and replies, did you hit refresh? -@attritionorg oh, good, good, my fortress of solitude behind the 7-11 near the office remains a secret location. -@bbfreak I have found Frisian not terribly hard to make sense of :) -@attritionorg @chriseng awesome! Wait, you know where I live? -@fivetonsflax does so! -@hattmammerly @ashedryden it exists in many Romance languages. And my opinion on that is another matter; it's not my native language. -@thegrugq there is gonna be a whole chapter on how mean you are -@ErrataRob My twitter is archived on github! Actually I need to update it -@thegrugq but I’m here :( -Someday I’m going to write a tell-all dramatization of the hacker community of the 2010s. I’m archiving y’all’s twitters. -@eevee noooooo poor Armin -@bitsweat @ELLIOTTCABLE that’s one intimidating turtle -@huibw I’m… pretty sure that’s what makes something slang :) -RT @chriseng: Beautifully illustrated, poignant web comic of a girl (@ElizSimins) struggling with her love of video games: http://t.co/WUhy… -It was 95 degrees a few days ago and I’m currently wrapped up and shivering in my house. Good job New England -@apiary I prefer my answers artisanal hand-crafted -@ReturnFalse that was the exact context, thank you. “Not enough blue on the street.” -@apiary don’t worry, somewhere, there is a stoner lying staring at the ceiling in Amsterdam, and they will see my tweet when they come down -@DrPizza well… is “blue” slang for the police in the Netherlands or not? -@DrPizza but you’re not the right KIND of European. I’m looking for a *continental* sort. -Next time I have a pressing question for Europe it needs to pop into my head before nine at night EST. -Dutch people: is “blauw” (blue) slang for the police? -@ashedryden of course, I’m told to take being called a man like a man all the time. -RT @ashedryden: Stop using "guys" to refer to mixed gender groups. Some thought experiments for the "well, actually..." crowd: http://t.co… -Medieval textbook illustration http://t.co/Ceihk7nGtc -@thegrugq @gsuberland @nullwhale @CipherLaw I think the nuclear clauses are about it not being equipped for real time computing ? -# 379753949211160576 -@johanjortso seventeen, I think. Several are not with me -@johanjortso heheh do you mean my avatar? Her name is Kasane Teto and she is a parody of Hatsune Miku -@johanjortso "relic" is the word Rowling chose as the backup word that means something alike to hallows, so I guess so. -@johanjortso "hallows" is quite a peculiar word though. Almost all English speakers have only heard it in: "Hallowed be thy name" in prayer -@johanjortso ahh book 7: with a word in the title so obscure she had to make up a second title for other languages! :) -@johanjortso no they are completely different. They are soft pastels, largely color-coded after the first volume. -@johanjortso I actually don't think the American covers have all three on the front of any. The seventh may have the others on the back. -In retrospect, the Prime Minister's opening chapter of Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince is rather clumsy. I don't like it. -@johanjortso Harry's looking pretty hot in that last one. And Hermione looks exactly like a WWII beauty lol -@thegrugq that was actually the only one I spent much money on. I was able to get most of them second-hand -@johanjortso I have just the first volume of Swedish and yes it is exceptionally good -@chriseng @thegrugq @codeferret_ I give away my iPads as I replace them, SIR -@kevinlange btw your sudden disappearance had me convinced the pebble mafia had killed you -RT @Talen_Lee: The stirring love story of a school surveillance AI falling in love with a masculine kill drone from the neighbouring airfie… -@thegrugq @codeferret_ yes, but I don’t get handed literal bags of cash by someone in vibram five fingers, so I can’t do it EVERY paycheck. -@Talen_Lee you syllabize weird -@thegrugq @codeferret_ the rumor mill was saying October. -@thegrugq @codeferret_ um yes that was the idea? -Yes mass surveillance of students on the internet is that special something our schools were missing http://t.co/LFpWFVPdKz -RT @arstechnica: California school district hires online monitoring firm to watch 13,000 students http://t.co/flNYhUR3zn by @cfarivar -@jack_daniel I think the only woman commercial pilot I’ve ever seen was in Peru. -@dragosr safe safe perfectly safe -@Packetknife I’m married so I don’t count right -RT @hanno: Just found: wordpress theme with license "free as long as you leave the footer intact" - the footer contains a php remote shell -@CodaFi_ stone, we call it a stone to be polite. -@Casiusss nein, not particularly, I collect this stuff -@SimonZerafa I think I might, but that set is in a box I don't have access to atm -@vogon Italian version of Chamber of Secrets is Harry flying away on a giant book. Rest of the Italian covers make sense. -Weirdest freakin' cover award goes to: Italian http://t.co/t789DAG6ar -@jonelf "So kindle a fire.." ... "ARE YOU MAD? ARE YOU A WITCH OR NOT?" -@Samurai336 is this low enough http://t.co/gwKoZlh9XE -@mikaelj no it's like... Here are lists of words (colors, numbers, household items). Here are verb conjugations. Memorize -Here is arguably the most obscure Harry Potter translation I own - Faroese http://t.co/58h87ckoSb -@mikaelj and in general I think the techniques used are very shoddy but maybe I just find grammar comes more naturally than most people. -@mikaelj class as a language one, kind of an effort to keep all of us from being WHOLLY ignorant of the outside world. -@mikaelj like, these classes are not designed to actually teach you to speak the language fluently. They're as much a geography/history -@mikaelj most people will take a few years of Spanish, French, or German in high school but it's fairly casual -@_yossi_ integer wrapped several times, yes. -@mikaelj you can find someone who speaks fair Spanish in any crowd, but other than that, it's considered a distinguishing accomplishment -(Brace yourself, condescending tweets from my six trillion foreign friends who speak perfect English are coming) -@fascinated http://t.co/L1pbZc0OYP -I am awarding myself a cookie for getting through that ordering process without having to look up a single word! Look mom I'm bilingual -@okoeroo @RATBORG it came out to as much as the book and then some. oh well -Well, a Dutch bookstore just took my money for Frisian Harry Potter, now to see if it actually arrives... and if my bank calls me for fraud -@okoeroo As an American, I am not used to this idea of businesses that will ship internationally :p -@okoeroo that's what I am trying to figure out -@okoeroo It is linguistically between our languages. I found a book written in the 1800s in Frisian once and I could read it fairly well. -@okoeroo yes to the latter, but Frisian I especially like because it sits so prettily between English and Dutch -@Talen_Lee pretty sure I already have that one! It's in a box somewhere though. -Oh my gods can anyone mail me the West Frisian edition (Harry Potter en de stien fan 'e wizen) I live in America :( -@sevanjaniyan I did import one volume from England - but it was in Faroese :) -@sevanjaniyan If it falls into my lap, but I chose not to import it and pay all that shipping etc. -(If you forewarn me I could bring cash to trade for it) -I should make a spreadsheet of which translations of Harry Potter I have in an attempt to get more from international convention-goers -@dangoodin001 so I gotta be that person who points out the typo right :) -@seccubus now granted, I would not have changed Hermione’s name, as it is a traditional Greek one. -Ars Technica commenters: “it’s just a DoS! This isn’t a security problem!” Yes I feel safe when my servers can be brought down with a post -@DrPizza hey guess who called it -RT @SteveD3: So... here is a random question. Would any physical pen testers / red teams mind a reporter tagging along on a gig? I'd cover … -@seccubus well, Hermione’s patronus *is* a small, long, fuzzy mammal -@PxlPhile counting ones that only translated the first volume, there are several dozen, of which I have at least one from 17 different ones -@PxlPhile I collect all translations of Harry Potter -@seccubus I think the Dutch ones are cute… -Augh! I forgot to lock the door, and @The1TrueSean came in and — oh my gods he just gave me a German copy of Harry Potter volume 4 okay -@ochsff 64 bytes received from @ochsff -@heathborders @natesbrain hmm, remind me to ask Rowling if dementors have gender next time I’m at the world famous author club -RT @dangoodin001: Would someone please email me the DoS disclosure that was posted to the Django-developers mailing list? dan.goodin http:/… -@m1sp I AM YOUR SENPAI -RT @m1sp: Dammit Eugene. Now I have to figure out what to do with this http://t.co/t5fjdN6fhb -@elathan nobody for real, but think on the ten year plan, I bet the most paranoid will. -The sound of surrender https://t.co/KO6RXCpQZC -@josefnpat no, I do mean the interpreter. -I saw ONE line from customer code and I could tell it was actually the PHP interpreter, gods save my soul -@mattblaze it’s a desperate attempt to make yourself feel better just by throwing all the adjectives, I think. -@BomuBoi very detailed, do like. -@jdguffey_netsec a lot of people disputed that having the limit be the limit of POST the server will accept Should Be Fine. -See! I *told* you having literally no limit on password length could DoS the server. https://t.co/eIInjdgrM5 -@sanitybit @0x7eff VINDICATED -@leighhollowell @MrToph congrats !!!! -So one or more someones are shooting up the navy yard in DC, ffffff -RT @zooko: @matthew_d_green Remember NSA pushed small keys for a long time; presumably they thought they could brute force better than thei… -@chort0 @briankrebs but I don’t think closing it to some arbitrary cabal will fix it either -@chort0 @briankrebs my first experience with whois was discovering my registrar autofilled in my billing address… when I was 16 :( -@sciencecomic horses have pretty eyes, and there’s a lot of variety! -@briankrebs hmm, mixed feelings there. The whois system as it now stands is definitely a terrible mess -@vikemosabe minding that these aren't my faithful followers :p -@vikemosabe I have been repeatedly deluged with many different photos of women wearing one and/or asserting it fits them, great. -@vikemosabe that since the back is flat it does not sit correctly on many feminine wrists and just slides around it. -@ptolts https://t.co/17YKqGziKy :) -(It's not any one person, I've just been contacted repeatedly over the course of weeks based on ONE remark) -It seems like there's some sort of Team Vengeance that keeps pestering you if you criticize Pebble. It's a goddam watch, people -@Becca_monster @PurseandClutch @Pebble is there a particular reason you keep sending me this same picture like some social media hellbeast -@Kufat @codeferret_ yes? It's not like I'm going to never upgrade my iPad again until the foundations of the earth are broken. -@Kufat @codeferret_ is that not what I just said -I realized I shouldn't pick up a Surface RT at a steep discount... because then @codeferret_ will be mad when I want to upgrade my iPad too. -@0x00string early morning light, gray and moody, emphasizing the dour tones of rust. -Infosec industry: keeping photographers in business with stock photographs of dramatically lit masterlocks since 1997 -@addelindh does this government have a higher presence of women than “Bellatrix and Narcissa” -@locks about a fifth -I’m officially using Voldemort’s Death Eaters as my benchmark for presence of women in positions of power from now on -RT @themetresgained: OK I admit this is made me snort with laughter - still more women than the Abbott cabinet http://t.co/LBc5EC4O2s -@DarthNull oh no, immigrants! -@Viss daaaang. -RT @OnionGovAU: [Ed.: I had a tweet lined up about Abbott appointing himself Minister for Women, but it appears he's bested me.] -@kivikakk @m1sp oh my gods it’s been ages since I heard someone say non overlapping magisteria -Apparently my biggest fan is a five-year-old -- I consider this a resounding success -@Packetknife send me pics so she can be officially my first cosplayer -I just noticed that I have several Diablo 3 auctions from over a YEAR ago marked as "processing" -@puellavulnerata @csoghoian he’s old, so probably, and 51% is close enough to true for them! -@apiary they do? And why? -@skattyadz I don’t think I can even do that with Chrome for iOS -What is this HTML thing which prevents me from pinching to zoom a page and who do I assassinate to fix it -RT @MS2: .@katylevinson just clued me into this BAD-ASS BEAR: http://t.co/o9JMuATpfg http://t.co/BWG4EHe6nV -@ZadowSapherelis aww okay -@Tomi_Tapio our system is perfectly cromulent thank you very much -@Packetknife she may also enjoy my collection of real life reference material http://t.co/sWbx2cJ72J -# 379388981416566785 -@silviocesare grats! -@Packetknife lemme know if she wants different ones -@Packetknife I’m afraid this is the best I can do, don’t laugh at the hands please http://t.co/d9fwPZvHaX -RT @pusscat: This was in my attic. Dad sent me to school with it 13 years back. Current day #irony http://t.co/j3Z8Vw9IOq -@Packetknife gimme a few! I will get you some sketches -It'd be pretty cool if @tumblr could invent a live theme preview that didn't bring a thousand dollar computer to its knees with javascript -@Myriachan report it to @OSVDB !!! -@Myriachan some day, northern Virginia will find out about proxies -@MarioVilas if you were actually trying to decipher me: “I know that post is old. I'm drinking cheap chocolate as though it were a drug.” ;) -This is the sort of hot diggity dog 0day I crave http://t.co/FXwKArqSLC -RT @OSVDB: Nothing is sacred: The Oregon Trail vulnerability. http://t.co/ldRaLvutbh -RT @GPGTools: We've learned that there are fake keys with our team@gpgtools.org address on the key servers. Our official key id is: 76D78F… -@clearcup @frkbmb if you live and work in the United States, I require missile coordinates. -RT @chort0: "the power of being inside the government system is the greatest perk." <- Gov recruiting pitch. No wonder surveillance is out … -@thegrugq I don’t judge YOUR substance abuse old man -@kaepora so are many stochastic processes -@kaepora why? -@ZadowSapherelis @m1sp ps am awake again -Strong contender for most ridiculous use of C preprocessor https://t.co/rGBLn2wnXQ -@sakjur I already have a Swedish server ;) -@sakjur well we can switch to Comcast and take a significant downgrade in the process. -According to my nightmares, my biggest fear is missing my stop on the train… and ending up in Osaka? -@sakjur ugh, we have Verizon … -Don’t tell me that stack overflow post is older than Dumbledore I’m getting wasted on instant packet hot cocoa on a Saturday night -First answer http://t.co/NfLSUMrBaQ -@Packetknife @kivikakk oh, so this is where the other two tweets went :) -@Packetknife I’d say it’s in our blood but I am not Dutch blood. So I guess it’s something in the water -@Packetknife apparently I have trouble writing meltdowns, the one in chapter 23 is nearly pure exposition, I’m halfway done rewriting it -@savagejen first guess: timestamp problem? -@armcannon I’m told it’s a default of some toggle. -@kivikakk she actually doesn't get around to saying LIES AND SLANDER in this book, will have to remedy in the future -@kivikakk aw man. Chapter 23 is terrible just so you know. But other than that: yay! -@Packetknife his beard is the subject of several nordic eddas, yes -@Packetknife you know I kinda dig beards right -@dan_crowley 3.5/5 would settle -@oh_rodr beats me. They probably have some ridiculous contortion paperwork -@Talen_Lee perhaps I should clarify the @m1sp defense grid is merely under my command, rather than me being the ghost in the machine -@Xaquseg I guess I'm not enough of a dirty pirate -@qole I'm deliberately trying to get people to confess they bet I find them attractive so I can crush their hearts and cackle madly -OUTSOURCING being spoilsports? Seriously? http://t.co/1Xak72MreO -@thegrugq I trust you utterly, good sir. -I would like to drive all of you into fits of paranoia by saying that it is one of YOU I do not trust for being too handsome, dear followers -@ZadowSapherelis @m1sp awesome :D your today being my tonight, gonna pass out soon. -@Talen_Lee @m1sp I have been informed that I do not have cause to consider you a threat. Systems on standby. -No context: "I do not quite trust him, because he is charismatic. Trust Only Dorks." -@The1TrueSean we deliver. http://t.co/5svlDMI4GK -“Are those girls with his mother (of clearly different ethnicity) his sisters?” “No they are adopted” Uh… so, yes? They are his sisters then -@vogon hey you should maybe not die -@me_irl @apiary — @NewtonMark points out that it’s DeCSS (I guess that’s why the variable is named CSS eh.) -@Packetknife branch closed with unaccepted pull request -@me_irl @apiary it’s probably graphics. It’s just bit shifting. -RT @apiary: Cyber war! The spy museum was weird. http://t.co/P4GdcokBBU -I have brought @WhiteMageSlave back to my house time to act like we're kids on summer vacation again #videogames -I'm now old enough to be that relative who remembers fondly someone who died before someone at the table was born. -I shall inflict upon you exactly one wedding photo. I bear genetic resemblance to these young individuals http://t.co/L2ApxxIoZg -# 379030183044710400 -@m1sp also: instead of ranting about patriarchal wedding ceremonies, http://t.co/9chD7tEZ5E -@m1sp it's okay I have dream insurance -@stupicide thanks ! -@michaeldinn https://t.co/8quA0YoHBK ;) -(I saw no less than three different older couples taking pictures of the wedding with an iPad, and it was a fairly small wedding.) -You laugh. But it turns out old people LOVE taking pictures with their iPad. Because they can SEE it. -@kyhwana my feet are wider than average on one end and narrower than average at the other -@kyhwana I suspect they would be terrible. My deep secret is I was born with malformed feet and they're stil not quite right -Everyone speeds up 20MPH when they cross from Massachusetts to New Hampshire because they know NH can't afford cops. -@kovnsk my toes are too wide and my heels too narrow. So they pinch one end and fall off the other bc girly shoes don't grip the heel -@kovnsk apparently my feet are a little malformed. Mostly corrected by baby surgery. Normal shoes are fine but feminine ones... -Ahparrently I get my accent back magically when I cross the border into New Hampsha -Hi I'm running late and -- and I see you decided to take an entire little league team to Starbucks instead of the Cold Stone next door :( -@chriseng these shoes still have the tissues I stuffed in to wear them to my interview at v-code -@chriseng I have never once in my entire life worn dress shoes that did not leave me LITERALLY bleeding at the end of the day -So I tried on my husband’s shoes and ZOMG I am never wearing women’s dress shoes again. -@bobpoekert context was Facebook -@vogon wow it’s like someone said “I wonder how closely I can try to copy the Haruhi formula without putting yellow ribbons in her hair” -Interesting observation: when you are running code at HUGE scale, you want to optimize execution time simply for *power* savings. -Paraphrasing @0x6D6172696F (protected): fogpad leaks everything to a third party spellchecking service -@ppattersonjax Not particularly but we are suspicious. But algorithm soundness is one thing, implementation soundness is another -@annavester @homakov lol check the screenshot in his timeline. His twitter crashed and drew my avatar by your name. -@vogon you had to physically scrub to get the dirt out before detergent. -@technololigy the coffee mug is not optional ☕ -In this RT: you can see my avatar so I take credit for hacking @homakov -RT @homakov: Not sure if my iPod is hacker or the twitter app is drunk. Render bugs, wrong avatars, messed authors. http://t.co/BJrvJVbSAV -@homakov I had no idea I changed my name to Anna Vester Coffee Mug -You know what’s a huge red flag to me? Using the phrase “military-grade crypto” when the whole industry mocks it https://t.co/Tg7P34E6o7 -@Havokca I think it’d be fun to ask, say, Marvel/DC artists to gender-guess those in the middle panel… answer is 6 women and 3 men. -Have I mentioned lately that Drowtales’ main art team is just absolutely amazing http://t.co/b9MW724uEL and can draw armor on a woman! -I have no idea what I’m doing http://t.co/Xz5IEkC1hB -RT @ShiroSirius: Two elderly ladies at a crossing. One complains about the students, the other replies with "We did that when we were young… -@jimauthors so every time someone has asked where their favorite language is on the chart, the answer is the same... purgatory -@argonblue @ternus yeah, and, I swear, some complete dead weight just for lulz. -This cheesecake has lavender frosting. Lavender is not a flavor. My brain needs HELP knowing what to expect, pretentious cheesecake! -@ternus of course I doubt Silverlight is on the up and up so I am just gonna assume it’s bundling an entire Windows subsystem -@ternus you know, for all that text with beveled drop shadows -@ternus those don’t generally ship anymore, but they don’t add TOO much. Oh, but localized high-res pngs in 27 languages can… -@ternus they tend to directly bundle every framework known to the human race -@m1sp I only like REAL ones, I guess -@m1sp it looks lovely but I hate puzzle games! -@m1sp what on earth are you playing -.@abby_ebooks don’t go telling anyone, dear robot! -@julianor you have a talent for worrisome tweets -@rantyben oh, it is. It’s just not to YOUR benefit. :) -@m1sp I think we have established I definitely have a type. Not of person but of couple -@m1sp I have no idea who these characters are but this is my jam http://t.co/1nXQG9cdOY -@nickdepetrillo @thegrugq look it's a stupid hand with five stupid digits okay http://t.co/WiMH47jGSy -@Fe3Mike purgatory -# 378667934232879104 -@demize95 so I hate this entire concept of dressing up -Don't tell the Macy's cashier you're going to a wedding. She will judge you -I'm that cousin who goes shopping for something to wear an hour before the mall closes the night before the wedding -@m1sp seriously though if you devise a plan for the salvation of many that you believe necessitates my death gimme fair warning plz -@m1sp ................ that is the most terrifying thing you could have POSSIBLY said. -@m1sp but we love each other right -@USSJoin @thegrugq @kaepora no-one in the industry features in my secret stash, except that pic of @MrToph in handcuffs. -I hate my friends. @thegrugq @nickdepetrillo -@nickdepetrillo @thegrugq I'm glad you are all so supportive of my art therapy. This community makes it worth it -@thegrugq no no that guy has curly hair. Like @kaepora, who I can honestly say does not feature in my secret stash -@thegrugq full disclosure dox leak abadidea's secret stash http://t.co/W0LPcVjO3c -@aeleruil @ibutsu @m1sp @_eugenek and I write novels about a gay guy who needs to be kept in chains a lot for magical reasons, it's all good -@JohnnyCocaine this does not solve my problem -@m1sp @_eugenek look my photoshopping skills may not be the best but I think that is A VERY WORTHWHILE EDIT. -@thegrugq be fullfillllllled -@thegrugq IT'S NOT PORN IT'S ART and the idea is to semantically tag them within the context of the larger database so your preferences may -What is it with Japanese websites and not knowing about ajax. This is a very inefficient way to bookmark luscious pictures of young men -@m1sp I improved that picture you put on your tumblr http://t.co/442OqYwm7N -@frkbmb @GreenSkyOverMe hahahahahaHAHAHAHAhahahHAHAHahahAHAHAaaaa -@supersat @vogon yeah, it was kinda a given, but it also raises more questions than it answers IMO -@GreenSkyOverMe @frkbmb heheh yes. Maybe they think being in another country from Google protects them from having to comply… -@kll @micahgoulart but I am the funniest person on twitter this has been proven by Science Science is the name of my pet plant -RT @kaepora: FBI admits it was behind the attack on Tor (I was right!) http://t.co/iB7UuniQ4k -@vogon but the spooks haven’t published an explicit denial claiming the journalists, Schneier etc are lying about it. -@vogon so, here’s the thing. They won’t publish it. Only say that is what it says. -@m1sp and then there’s http://t.co/QptQn9QCW9 -@alex_gaynor and it was not too long ago that “don’t call the functions in this order or you’ll segfault” was accepted php behavior -@alex_gaynor in theory they could be implemented essentially the same. In practice PHP is bolted on to the C API -@drjackbennett without having specifically looked at it, I suspect it falls into the category of boutique LLVM native languages? -@m1sp inside JavaScript is an elegant language screaming to be let out. And there it shall scream until the end of time -@m1sp except that Lua is orders of magnitude more compact, has few sharp edges, and is specifically intended to directly integrate with C -@rubynerd bamboo paper (different from just paper) -@rubynerd on an iPad, yes. -RT @arstechnica: Gov’nt standards agency “strongly” discourages use of NSA-influenced algorithm http://t.co/0xXELcQyR0 -For your reference, my personal religious beliefs about language highness and lowness. http://t.co/nBfgDd4FnD -@sergeybratus @dangoodin001 I’m just giving us all a hard time :) -@nothology @ASTRALPRISON @frkbmb oh dear. -@AdvancedThreat @thegrugq I think my husband still wants me to pitch an electronics ID-ing system based on my radio stuff to the TSA… -@Myriachan gods deliver me from the condemnation of “neurotypical” -@eevee idk god ? Pretty sure that’s the xkcd theology anyway -@zenrandom @thegrugq as kismet guy points out it arguably makes the very function of wifi on a busy street illegal -@dantoml @dakami yes, I just found a few on reddit RIGHT NOW. Assembly exists, therefore C is sky high?? -@technololigy well according to traditional western theology this is where the devil came from -If you insist on calling C a high-level language, you’re implying we need stronger adjectives for higher languages, making Ruby “heavenly” -@dangoodin001 come join the forces of @sergeybratus in the war against Turing completeness ;) -@thegrugq I want technically accurate laws that lay down what’s not allowed while not making the very use of wifi kinda illegal -@vogon what have you done -Oh my gods, macros http://t.co/999CD2BPXv -@vogon here is my Kickstarter for buy me pizza for every meal without my husband seeing the bill -Also I walked to 7-11 in the rain to buy Bagel Bites and the owner asked why I wasn’t at work. I think he needs a vacation too… -Thanks, guys in gray SUV! I very nearly went the entire summer without any strangers whistling at me from a car -RT @trevortimm: Amazing. Citing Snowden, the FISA court has ordered the government to declassify more of its secret opinions http://t.co/hp… -.@briankrebs you can also get their like at gas station corner stores. The USB charge kits with exchangeable ends have no data pins -Yes, everything I see, everywhere I go, my first thought is “that doesn’t look robust to attack.” And they wonder why I don’t sleep -Thank you for the suggestion, Kindle! I have total faith in this 60-second setup process http://t.co/Kovda9DZsN -@blueben I just took Google to be the very definition of the sort of place that would be using its own database stuff -@pettybooshwah I was not the original discoverer of the Unicode Bug — I just did my part to prove it can be dangerous :) -I’m kinda surprised Google was using MySQL at all, even heavily modified http://t.co/yb8JFIURGn -RT @Packetknife: “If You Argue That the NSA Data Has Not Been Misused, You Must Know Something the NSA Doesn’t” by @zeynep http://t.co/SSzi… -@vogon if you’re subtweeting me, I’m pretty sure the kismet guy is pretty invested in being well read on this stuff -@raudelmil I a, so far beyond even caring about the street view stuff. It’s the entirely broken definition of wifi that concerns me -Well if this isn’t the most ignorant counterfactual definition of “radio” http://t.co/o7SnZ2DcpJ go law! -RT @iamdevloper: Setting your username to "false" is a great way to test other developer's use of strict equality checking in web apps. -Godsdammit Chrome for iOS why did you have to go give yourself a giant white border too? -@eevee @0x54726F6E @Chase because they are terrible? :) -RT @kirtan: A 36-year-old spacecraft just told us that it's left our solar system over a 23-watt transmitter from over 11 billion miles awa… -.@0x54726F6E @eevee @Chase Not necessarily. It is often glue code between website front end and database backend that is the problem -@aeleruil just to be clear: that isn’t English, right? -RT @sergeybratus: Non-alphanumeric PHP backdoor http://t.co/2u0WZQmAWA (via @XakepRU) -@thegrugq @i0n1c the real answer of course is that it is a gross salmon color that is not red and not quite pink either -@LBontempoNunes @eevee to avoid fixing their backend code from 1986 -RT @eevee: you may notice that the characters @chase disallows in passwords are < > & " ' -- you know, just in case my password appears in … -@kingcope whereabouts in the source should I be looking -RT @eevee: give me all your hilarious bank website security stories i need to write a blog post -RT @eevee: lol i can't log into @chase because my EXISTING PASSWORD contains punctuation and their client-side form validation rejects it. … -@m1sp new section in the middle of chapter 18 with Eodar and Helian. I haven't actually read it. Good night. -@arjache improvement over where I used to live - it'd be a solid zero :) -@arjache yeah there's two restaurants on that which deliver and both keep rather tame hours -A staycation? But there's no cafeteria in my house. What will I eat? -@DarrenPMeyer dude Ginny is hot. Oh... you mean the other Weasleys... -@JBASkeen put one in my hands and we'll find out... if it's done WELL it's most likely better than a four-digit. -Remember that mint plant I got? Not only have I remembered to water it, but it’s wilting of old age and I am genuinely upset -But no I don’t have a great idea for how to render previews of doc files without parsing them all the way either. -RT @DataIsAmazing: Usage of older versions of internet explorer drops on weekends showing that they are used at work, not by choice. http:/… -Dropbox response via @cgranade: “uh… hang on… let me turn off that attack surface” https://t.co/jsdXia0vvO -Honestly if Dropbox is ACTUALLY parsing Office files server-side this is an idea that can only get them hurt :) -@vogon cool gl -Hey, anybody have any 0day in LibreOffice? I have an idea. http://t.co/J03U0U2ckU -@vogon where are you going anyway? And I guess I will have to make @blowdart my new preferred insider -@vogon I’ll take them -Cute OSX password leak (patched) http://t.co/w0LnvxyF33 -@m1sp (Eodar's perception of how much they cost is skewed a bit by being from a second-fantasy-world country.) -@m1sp not absurdly rare in the Occident. But black market stuff. New paintjob. There's no serial number to file off... -@m1sp well you see, it all starts with some Grand Theft Mechanical Carriage... -@m1sp but really - do you think they teach you how to get out of handcuffs in noblewoman school? Well they probably should -@m1sp but only in the Republic! Totes doesn't count. -@m1sp http://t.co/l0CqsI2zuV -"Could she, like, tear off someone's arms with that gravity power?" - his first question, a page and a half into the book -The only way to get DH to read the manuscript is to encourage him to speculate about horrible ways the characters can kill each other -@m1sp we're getting a new flashback scene that was originally for book 2 http://t.co/wIzlSKf2oZ hint -@leighhollowell @jlwfnord good luck <3 -@m1sp1dea_ebooks what are you trying to say dear robot -# 378306334921613313 -@leighhollowell should I be inferring something -@frkbmb @amazingatheist gods forbid someone tells you what they think of what you said. So controlling. -RT @DrPizza: This has a veneer of plausibility: http://t.co/Ep8Av2CwQs -@m1sp with my writing, but not with anything else. -@m1sp ps *hug* I've been in tears over anxiety :< -@m1sp I'm already much more satisfied with reframing Helian's so far with Eodar and Rodomond getting a little snippy #bromance -@blowdart gee what'd he do now -The simplest little things make me laugh until I cry http://t.co/QX5LRFsmBb -@Vefessh weev can have his weev rights to increment integers I am totally okay with that -@sergeybratus I'd direct you to the author of the quote and get my twitter argument popcorn, but their account is protected -@_ta0 and Hitler had puppies (my Time To Godwin is very short.) -RT @seriouspony: Screenshot of a comment about me *today* (on diff site) re: the Verge article. They're still angry 6 years later. http://t… -Looks like the OSX patch for the Unicode Bug is out :) http://t.co/Z1xfTEC74J -@The1TrueSean it’s supposed to be trumpets. I have yet to find a trumpet soundfont that sounds like good trumpets. -Maybe the thing weev went to jail for wasn’t something worth going to jail for. But he is an absolutely awful person http://t.co/MiXaHpTE8g -@The1TrueSean well what did you think of the one I actually made :| -@dildog I am none of those! Give me a backup copy of your passwords -@chriseng @JastrzebskiJ @The1TrueSean @apiary @codeferret_ @fredowsley http://t.co/WHJhZqAVyv -@chriseng @JastrzebskiJ @The1TrueSean @apiary @codeferret_ @fredowsley Snape is the dark, brooding, bitter middle-aged man who’s not evil -Today I learned: it is really hard to make mysterious minor key music sound like a fife-and-drum song that stuff's pretty upbeat -@apiary @The1TrueSean Threw this together. It doesn't really lend itself well but I tried https://t.co/IViKweVXce -Google continues to be just a little bit too good at this http://t.co/qAmi35G97h -@The1TrueSean @apiary @codeferret_ also: I am SO on writing a "Yankee Doodle" style cover of Harry Potter theme -@The1TrueSean @apiary @codeferret_ we need a Snape. "Pay attention Mistah Pottah" -@The1TrueSean @apiary @codeferret_ the thu'um can be taught, like any skill. (mixing fandoms so sue me) -@ShahinRamezany spam. -@The1TrueSean @codeferret_ (it’s win gaaaaah dium) -@The1TrueSean @codeferret_ so, fan movie. I’d make a good Boston Hermione. Chewie could be Boston Hagrid. Who’s Harry? -@m1sp time to rewrite Helian’s and Talassen’s respective monologues. Wish me luck. -@spacerog and now there are bitter people angry about “fake nerds” who didn’t have to get bullied to enjoy nerdy things. -@focalintent — such unprofessionalism. -@focalintent I was highly annoyed with both sides TBH. Though I guess that’s one of the few degrees of emotional duress that can justify — -@kaepora for $3000 I will teach them about the fork button -In this RT: I ragequit before the end of the first page. -RT @ircmaxell: I feel dirty: http://t.co/bJi4Xt849K worth the read, but eiw... -RT @JastrzebskiJ: Re last rt re @SenFeinstein "legitimate journalism" is like "legitimate rape", right? If *I* agree with it, it's "legitim… -@launchz @comex that’s naht true. -@PxlPhile well do you accept my sister as authoritative? -RT @windyoona: Just found the #44CON microphone frequencies... -@aeleruil it can happen at all sorts of exciting angles, if you believe in yourself. -@aeleruil that’s… not how pregnancy works (and I’m not even commenting on the mpreg) -Someone tell all these teenage youtubers not to upload videos that will probably get flagged to the same account as ones that won't. :( -Amazing what one year of youtube atrophy can do to a playlist. Tried to repair it as best as I could. SPIN SPIN SPIN http://t.co/eIIkyRnRnp -@PxlPhile https://t.co/s47zustPzK -@codeferret_ @The1TrueSean yowa wizahd harry -@Samurai336 hmmm. http://t.co/Z2svmzNnw2 -@Samurai336 in any case, the story is set 70 years ago, not a few hundred :) -@Samurai336 on the contrary, that's kind of where witchcraft's most famously tragic incidents happened, don't you think? -Whoa we are finally gonna get a CANON look at the HP Wizarding World in America. But she should have picked Boston, not New York ;) -Well in news that is simple and happy: Rowling is writing a film set in expanded Harry Potter world. Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them -@WhiteMageSlave oh my gods does it have Gay Young Dumbledore? Or Molly? Apparently she’s about that old I once read -I don’t think I believe in there being any magic pixie dust to designate Legitimate Journalism. https://t.co/fGOnJHDDpX -RT @EFFLive: .@SenFeinstein uses example of a 17-year-old high-school drop out who starts his own website as someone who shouldn't be cover… -@EFFLive @SenFeinstein so do I reach for the popcorn or the facepalm -@WhiteMageSlave what -@halvarflake XXXXXXXXXXXX———<(’o’<)—————————————————————————————————————————————————— oh no! Wild Jigglypuff appears -RT @_wirepair: happy to announce I can finally release the https://t.co/aHfI7nYUcf wiki and ninko https://t.co/R4JOT5zTjS -RT @blainecapatch: america isn't the world's policeman, it's more like the world's george zimmerman. -@m1sp <3 affection -RT @mikko: Yahoo CEO Marissa Mayer: "We faced jail if we revealed NSA surveillance" http://t.co/mOJMFrxIvQ -@cirdan12 heheh it’s a guy, a very pretty guy. -@DrPizza it’s Kasane Teto yes. -@DrPizza :( -RT @leighalexander: "I am not hoping senpai will notice me this year. I AM the senpai. Someone is waiting to get noticed and I AM THE ONE W… -@NedGilmore yeah I really just don't care about the high-level metawhatever -@DarrenPMeyer I'm pretty sure it will render fine, I have one of the ultra-cheapie Kindles and it seems fine, it was just the insult of it -@NedGilmore I decided to reinstall it and kill some zombies to try and deal with anxiety -@mikeestee heheheh. -@thegrugq sure, but that's not the point. Generating dozens of X11 windows is :( -@jbrodkin desktop http://t.co/Tn96FYCbNz -Well I guess we'll NEVER KNOW what my mobi file looks like on a Paperwhite device because it generates infinite "install X11" notices -OMFG AMAZON WAT R U DOIN STAHP http://t.co/7oNHZklQlg -@mikeestee ....thanks :( -Oh, of course the official Kindle preview app is in Java. And of course it takes about a minute just to open a novel. -@rmhrisk @dan_crowley it's not an "exploit" though :p -@dan_crowley @rmhrisk I think it was more about, there are a thousand ways to capture the local passwords once root. This one is just cute. -I surrender to the will of Kindle to start the book at Chapter One rather than Prologue, and inline the prologue to the first chapter. -@ra6bit he specifically tries very hard to look effeminate when he is young. By age ~70 he's pretty much given up on that -@ShadowTodd yes but I don’t have any sources handy to cite! -@ra6bit one of the important characters in my story is the blatantly gay old man who is perpetually up to something shady :) -@thegrugq :( I'm not a real artist, I just play one on tumblr -@ra6bit @thegrugq yes he's just fabulous -@thegrugq Can't you just be happy for me that I drew a good Crazy Old Man face like yours :( -RT @Kasparov63: I hope Putin has taken adequate protections. Now that he is a Russian journalist his life may be in grave danger! -@thegrugq you’re just sad because you got old too. -I’m on a roll tonight (hope you like amateur artwork). Same character, five decades apart http://t.co/JEmYQ0mpA8 -@Mordicant yes -@marshray @thegrugq @homakov did this “recently” end around the time you were absorbed into the Microsoft Empire -Today on “double-take bylines” http://t.co/v0P52HeenX -More faces. http://t.co/NyoKbUJfBn -RT @blueben: @0xabad1dea We can tease it out because we put it there. -@ternus @Brian_Sniffen yeah, pesky EXIF. The downfall of drug-crazed antivirus merchants everywhere ;) -@m1sp but you can add the Many Slightly Different Moods of Barsamin to your pinboard of my Great American Novel ^_^ -@m1sp Huh. Weird. Right as I tweeted that my phone was being deluged with "has pinned Vulpix. Has pinned Lugia. Has pinned" -@m1sp you DID just upload a bunch of pokemons, right? Otherwise my stalker script has broke. -And no, they didn't do anything particularly Dark Black Magical, but that's kinda the point. "We" know how to tease out the data. -@jdiezlopez it says they say they did NOT know who she was but they knew what school she went to, probably overheard it at the party -"Why engineers scare me - a true story" http://t.co/uwgkglic3z this is the power WE have over other people. And we're not even the bad ones. -@trap0xf same -@codinghorror that’s hilarious because fallacy of ignoring choice and consent -# 377942162874576896 -.@rmhrisk once you’re root you can use really cute root powers ;) -Common sentence in infosec: “This technique was already known.” I think it translates as “you will never be a 1990s hacker, kid” -@dangoodin001 I’m guessing they mean achieving full sandbox escape into native code as opposed to writing malicious Java only -@m1sp hahahaha you just triggered my stalker script for the first time in months and oh my gods stop posting to Pinterest -@vogon like if you think there is something flawed with most teenagers and you’re in your 40s well I have some bad news about your peers -@eevee @cgranade @atweetingtwit I have an extremely vague memory of my mother preferring the Hot Dog Stand windows 3.1 color scheme -@vogon actually, I consider anyone who condemns millennials to kind of missed the fact that they didn’t come to be in a vacuum -@Tomi_Tapio not everyone in a cloak is a vampire! … His uncle totes looks like one though -Malicious password filters — obscure Windows feature http://t.co/GmiBB7H4pN -@atweetingtwit @eevee as someone who started programming around 2004… not that simple at all >:( -RT @eevee: maybe there's a generational void between 1982 and 1991: those of us who grew up alongside the web, not with it, and are now off… -@eevee possibly because it’s almost always spoken in the most insulting way possible -RT @ternus: “There exist terrible yet exceedingly rare events where the cost to prevent exceeds potential loss” is deeply hard for us to ac… -@eevee I was under the impression it most directly applies starting at about five years younger than me. But then, what am I? -@clonepa_ I see they are branding geniuses -RT @GooglePoetics: my wife is emotionally unavailable my wife is emotionally abusive my wife is expecting our first baby #GooglePoems http… -@demize95 thanks, but still a long way from where I want to be -@demize95 well like idk been doodling my whole life but got a little more serious about trying a few years ago? -@snare more technically my opinion is a function should have only one non-error return but should feel free to error fast -@snare you only get to say I have one exit point if I get to use goto :) -RT @RBStalin: Haha Millenials, you're so crippled by preceding generations. Losers. I thumb my nose at you. -@blaufish_ it’s an iPad. Bamboo is the software -@JBird_Vegas nope -@oddtazz yes -@clonepa_ it’s an iPad. Wacom Bamboo is the name of the software -@0xmchow @_defcon_ sigh :( -Forced myself to draw expressions other than Sad http://t.co/PAGPRElrhs -@F706L3665 got it :p -@aeleruil happens every time -@clonepa_ @jan_ekholm Wacom bamboo (with generic capacitive stylus) -Having an anxiety attack for no specific reason. So here is more of my attempts to digitally watercolor. http://t.co/5PNC824TY1 -@skynetbnet common misconception. -@_yossi_ I probably do not have as many spare iPhones as @comex -All of my other problems in life aside, the huge glaring whitespace on the Safari iOS7 icon makes me ANGRY every time I see it -@notfabrice that’s not pink. That’s Nuclear Waste Salmon -@antoniusglock @zygen much better -@McGrewSecurity aww. -Like I want a colored everything, I just don’t want Bright Searing Nuclear Meltdown colors -I don’t like any of the ultra-saturated colors tech companies are using (iPhone 5c, Surface RT covers, etc) Am I just… old? -RT @nkjemisin: Captain America in a turban http://t.co/8TPto5qXnJ -@SzymonSzydelko if I’m the default dump location I should probably set up a new gmail filter -By which I mean Android was like “tap here to send crash dump to Google” but it brought up an email dialogue pre-addressed to me -RT @awgross: @0xabad1dea Fixing /r/n would free up some speed for correcting the spelling of referrer -I’m not sure why Android wanted permission to send a crash report to MY email address but it’s an interesting dump -@gigideegee @trap0xf as opposed to Thor’s Day, Freyja’s Day, Saturn’s Day… -@mikko Latin, maaaaaan. -You might work in technology if: your phone autocorrects window to Windows -I bet the internet would be like a whole 0.000001% faster if we replaced \r\n in headers with just \n -@eevee @jdiezlopez oh my gods -@mattblaze well, they claimed TPM module or whatever it is called, right? And private API. Maybe a jailbroken device could. -.@DrPizza crank theory: rebel within the NSA made it too obvious it was backdoored on purpose to be a warning -It sounds like the FBI makes a huge point of not asking *on the record* for backdoors http://t.co/np6jU123LK -So I kinda just woke up, and my throat hurts like the dickens. Is there anyone on my list near enough to go infect? -RT @djrbliss: vCard handling on Android is so bad that my mom just persistently DOS'd my messaging app with a default iOS vCard. Empty vCar… -@DrunkCyberczar this went a little dark for a parody account -@kivikakk @m1sp watt :O -RT @rgov: The security question choices on http://t.co/cQdCnQLhPe are "mother's maiden name," "city of birth," and "password." -@jesster_king and pay three times? -@mdowd well in that case you must concede I am PRETTY SOCIAL -@hellNbak_ I can’t see a thing on that picture, but yes -@mdowd sir are you implying that internet flirting does not COUNT -@alexwoolfson well… that’s hot -@harrytjohnson that's the Nintendo Store -@kyhwana I... may be drawing the male protagonists *cough* -@kyhwana yes it has gay dudes and lesbians and bi kids and even a token straight hookup -@kyhwana heheh I think you will like my novel <3 -No I'm not drawing gay stuff! I am just practicing male anatomy. A buff guy and a skinny guy. A skinny, effeminate guy with cute glasses and -RT @blowdart: @0xabad1dea dance offs. Apple wins usually. -I'm not sure my town is ready for the intensity of having both an Apple Store and a Microsoft Store in one mall. Will there be gang fights? -@MADdashDAN311 there is a Microsoft store opening -@MADdashDAN311 Burlington MA on the 19th -RT @TheXbone: @0xabad1dea It's the bone that phones home! But not to the NSA. Promise. -@TheXbone oh no it's the bone :( -Windows 8 seems to have given me a giant "sports" icon I don't remember having #UIRage -@m1sp *public display of cuddling* mrrrf. -My chibi ancestor! http://t.co/XN7WhOUPUF -@Myriachan just autocorrect. I’m just on the prowl for one or two more beta readers -@Myriachan hey do you like Adventure stories -RT @trevortimm: For years, NSA was conducting suspicionless searches to obtain the suspicion the FISA court required for searches https://t… -Yep that’s me, “Trivializing Serious International Problems with Dungeons and Dragons” Elliott. But you can call me Dragons -@BrandonTansey look again -Halfway into solving the encounter with swords, the bard remembers he has a diplomacy check he can roll. https://t.co/BdsmhDM145 good going -@snare indeed. I am, however, allergic to the brown food dye used in cheap chocolate. -@snare white chocolate is better than full chocolate -@thegrugq it’s still the tenth in America, you’re good. -RT @attractr: Behold the INFORMATION DOMINANCE CENTER http://t.co/Ealp0IJHsB (it doesn't disappoint) #cybercommand -RT @a_greenberg: NSA Secretly Admitted Illegally Tracking Thousands Of 'Alert List' Phone Numbers For Years http://t.co/PUVUJdIX2I -@aeleruil he exhibited his sanguine humor -@nickdepetrillo I’M TRYING -@dangoodin001 what is the practical distinction? Other than there being blood involved in removing a thumb but not a token. -# 377578798965088256 -@m1sp she pretty much is -@sneakin if you are implying she has a large frame, this is true and she is not insulted by truth. -@m1sp lol I drew Tsovinar in ridiculous western clothes. PANTS. What is this outrage -@chriseng that might be prone to… FPs *badmpssh* -Character art drawn waiting for my husband to buy clothes http://t.co/g17CkP6THH -@m1sp gee you hang out with some strange people :) -There’s another Melissa in line at the coffee shop. But can I teach these people to spell 0xabad1dea? -@kivikakk PS I decided a scene near the end with Eodar and Helian (you'll know it) needs to be rewritten entirely -@kivikakk I changed one of them to contempt :) -@kivikakk it is -@Myriachan seriously considering it, as it comes with full Office, right? And IS there a good jailbreak, I don't even know -Surface RT is gonna be $250 for one day at my mall - the price I thought it should have been all along -@m1sp I'm pretty sure the Think Of The Children Police would love to condemn my story as Pernicious in Every Way :D -@dan_crowley I am the Softest Criminal. My street name is Marshmellow Feather Duster -@ELLIOTTCABLE well I can give you a copy of it right now if you let me tell you which scene I think needs to be completely redone -@elad3 I used Lulu for the test run and my BFF in Australia got their copy quickly -@elad3 yes but I can't make that one $3 lol -@ELLIOTTCABLE no it is artisanal hand typed -@ELLIOTTCABLE also after I posted that on tumblr I remembered one of the teens is actually *gasp* straight. -@ELLIOTTCABLE there is not even anything gay on that page! -@ELLIOTTCABLE what whyyyyy -@ELLIOTTCABLE what whyyyy -@ErrataRob and this story is LONG, it will end when Barsamin is like forty. -@ErrataRob I'm self publishing all the way but there will be printed version available through lulu :) I have one it's nice -@ErrataRob the overall story started in Glory in the Thunder began to take shape about six years ago -@ErrataRob it's a tricky question. I've been trying to finish ANY of my stories since 13 -@ELLIOTTCABLE http://t.co/S0tivgSF5Z -@ELLIOTTCABLE I have a printed and bound 400-page test run of the manuscript in my hands RIGHT NOW. -After rereading again, I think only one scene needs to be completely redone. Then I need my cover art and I can dump my life's work on you! -@michabailey @chronic that doesn't really answer the question. If fingerprints are used then fingerprints are used whether 1 or 2 factor. -@torvos well I said to send a Linux version to @m1sp who may or may not know XD -@torvos exactly. -@m1sp am I being too pessimistic? :p http://t.co/fGPhc4D73T -RT @dildog: @dakami "In case of Emergency False Positive, Revoke Breaking Glass" -RT @arstechnica: University apologizes for censoring crypto prof over anti-NSA post http://t.co/XIOjslwQG4 by @natexanderson -(My issue is that in my notoriously hummmble opinion I should be getting download links for each supported operating system) -Dear kickstarted game: "Choose which platform you want your copy for: Windows/Linux/OSX" No. Bad. -You know you've been RT'd by @chronic when all your replies to a comment about proof in court are suddenly about buying weed :p -@boldComicSans with a PIN it’s pretty plausible that, say, your rebellious kid figured it out -@boldComicSans anything illegal you could do from a phone — pirate a movie, send a death threat, order drugs -@MrToph sorry, closed API, gotta wait for the jailbreak. -@ErrataRob which is of course *totally different* from Afrikaans. -@ErrataRob I *can* spell it, but if I tried, then people could call me out on any grammar errors! So it’s Fake Dutch. -@dangoodin001 aside from “how can it be fooled by experienced criminals” I am worried about legal snares https://t.co/ha4v4xIMFZ -@ErrataRob (you may have noticed that the language the doctor spoke near the end of the draft was actually Dutch As Spelled By Abadidea) -@ErrataRob @thegrugq Utrecht. -@thegrugq @ErrataRob some of us spawned inside the zone though (come to think… I actually didn’t!) -@ErrataRob no, I actually don’t think so. IMO it’s an “obvious” feature which happens to have its uses to them too -@rik_ferguson @ioerror maybe? I don’t think all of those ever made and actually used together will equal the number about to deploy -(I’m thinking as opposed to being able to say “my KID pirated that, sorry, after she watched over my shoulder and stole my PIN”) -@vogon *checks ram* no I think I care at least a little (do not say PAE. Do not say PAE) -Question: if you use fingerprint authentication, and your phone does something illegal, is that considered proof to a court YOU did it -@ioerror I don’t mind fingerprint as *opt-in* behavior but we have a serious lack of precedent I think. Can it be compelled etc -@DrPizza two kinds of Apple customers. One wants Apple and will take what they can afford. The other wants the BEST no mater what. -@Mordicant it’s my burner pin -@lrigknat @asteingruebl yeah but I don’t have the live stream and I’m not certain they said anything either way -@kaepora not really. It just has to be on par with a decent android for kid to convince mom. -@DrPizza well I know who Elvis is. And I have heard of Abbott and Costello. Am I warm? -@garywhitta @DrPizza it does something for me — big shiny beacon of who to avoid. Fake gold, really, REALLY. -RT @peterhoneyman: Here is Johns Hopkins Interim Dean of Engineering Andrew Douglas’s #apology to @matthew_d_green https://t.co/iYlTRslhFS -@i0n1c not mine — I think — but I’m not positive. -@chead it is my opinion that “something you have” is inferior to “something you know” as a single provider of authentication -@chead sure, but that’s not all I’m worried about. -Okay question. Can I have both the fingerprint AND the pin? 1-2-3-4 press home. This would be ideal. -@spacerog they’re insisting it’s on device only (which isn’t proof, but it’s stronger than NOT insisting that) -RT @matthew_d_green: I just received a very kind formal apology from the Interim Dean of JHU Whiting School of Engineering. -RT @tapbot_paul: What are the 5th amendment ramifications of fingerprint passwords? Can you be forced to touch id unlock? -Oh hey email preview crash in Outlook possible RCE http://t.co/rswuWrDxaq -@chort0 @i0n1c if it doesn’t I bet it will soon @bSr43 -@chriseng but then my witty sarcasm would have missed the window of opportunity -@kovnsk how many multi gigabyte files do I even have on a 16GB SSD :< -On the other hand I could probably be quite happy with 4GB RAM on an iPad as having just the one is its main problem. -If I am going to have a 64-bit phone it had BETTER come with > 4GB ram I can’t actually think of a use for -@zenalbatross be a little fair, there are political beat reporters and tech beat reporters. One doesn’t go to phone shows -RT @DanAmira: This is the most hilarious, passive-aggressive lunch date I've ever seen http://t.co/XYeW8wKVdV -@b_cran it’s red, but it looks kinda pink in one of the photos, due to the projector I guess -@F706L3665 the target market is children and teens, so, nothing -No pink or orange Plastic iPhone? No sale. It’s almost like I wasn’t even their target market :( -@itsdapoleece it’s the same board as the mini, really -My faith in liveblogging journalism is shattered! http://t.co/DUpbsyKlJt -@tapbot_paul well maybe Facebook shouldn’t have gotten all uppity and shipped its own phone ! -RT @macusermagazine: “Porn” blocking? EE’s compulsory default mobile content filter is blacklisting http://t.co/oEPiXvT7pf: consumer info o… -RT @Viss: guize, srsly. guize, stahp. http://t.co/iZmvrRILRV -Whatever you do, don’t say anything important you actually want people to read for the next *checks Apple iPhone* three hours or so -RT @jeremiahg: Many who use ad blocking software aren't necessarily anti-advertising, but more pro security and privacy. Web-based ads are … -@DrPizza but but World peace :( -RT @matthewbaldwin: My local community center was built with the Diablo level editor. http://t.co/R2rEkX6Sxq -New coworker seems charmed by how freely we discuss doing illegal things at Defcon. By which I mean he’s convinced I’m a hardened criminal! -@MrXors Defcon -Oh my gods my coworkers are making me watch the video help -RT @MicroSFF: "Maybe," I wrote, "internet's been self-aware for years, but doesn't dare tell us because we'd freak out?" Post. - Fail Paste… -If you don’t get it then either don’t worry about it (wise) or get aboard the meme boat (what does the fox say) -This is my husband’s idea of absolutely hilarious twitter gold. I think he shouldn’t quit his day job https://t.co/CvSHWqG0aQ -What is the appropriate reaction to hearing an abusive parent is pregnant again? Can I throw something into the sun -@nasko gods. I don’t even know. Just google NSA. -RT @JLLLOW: New Snowden Documents Show NSA Deemed Google Networks a "Target" | good summary v @rj_gallagher on industrial spying http://t.c… -RT @matthew_d_green: A last note on the NSA and why I think this is worth blogging about: http://t.co/2sZS8C9Klk -RT @jzaddach: MIPS linux routers apparently use a dummy get_cycles() implementation that weakens randomness ... https://t.co/BE2bzNoCtL -@bbfreak I prefer the e4000 -@bbfreak I have those too. They are generic, go steal some from your grandparents’ TV -@WesleyFlake yes. And it’s not “because” of any one neatly identifiable cause one can blame. -@bbfreak I used the one that came in the box -RT @Popehat: I #standwithpax because it's mean and hurtful to criticize him when he talks about how oversensitive women are. -RT @csoghoian: Can a tech-focused, in-depth news site please partner with @ggreenwald? The security community shouldn't have to beg for scr… -@m1sp LOL I knew if I reread enough times I would find another slip up on the “thou” thing. Gotcha! -@noirinp @jerenkrantz @timbray I’d expect the tone of sales sexism to be very different: ie demanding workers look “prettier”. This so? -@vogon it’s at least the same core compiler right -@vogon oh my gods. -@vogon jay-z it must be windows itself -@grey_area @wilkieii @lindseybieda @hypatiadotca @noirinp sort of. It still really helps if you’re looking for your first Real Job -@vogon I’m way more concerned about that handle count wat r u doin -@vogon and that is something a man can take pride in -@noirinp @hypatiadotca which is? The priest industry? -RT @alex_gaynor: https://t.co/MvU1namULX :( -RT @maira: "This painting is not available in your country." // new artwork for the @EFF office. http://t.co/ewGjnqOHil -@DrPizza BTW I noticed you had too much America and left. What was the final straw? -I mean 90% of you are guys in the opinion of Twitter Analytics, not that 90% of you are cool. Wonder how accurate it is actually -@demize95 I have no idea what your gender is because the cute anime avatar set seems to be about 40/40/20 m/f/n -Times like this I gotta remember: most of you, my 90% male followers, are actually pretty cool (that is Twitter Analytics’ actual figure) -@vogon no. I’ve seen twitter tonight. You’re really not. -@paxdickinson @frkbmb block me harder -@paxdickinson @kivikakk I’m so glad our internet had so many shining examples of good, compassionate, and wise human beings -@eevee I continue to be fascinated by how the php team consistently lives up to my expectations of being the worst possible open source team -@eevee it seems to be “aside from all the points it raised, I didn’t like it” and then writes a similar article -@kivikakk ever just wanna retweet something out of context -# 377199077894938624 -EMET is a godsend for anyone who can actually figure out how to use it. For the rest of us, enjoy your DLL-induced tears -@a_z_e_t @dangoodin001 imagine the low-level mole cracking the senior engineer’s new keys on their shared development shell server -@a_z_e_t @dangoodin001 all in all shared non-virtualized servers in a school, corp, gov etc would be an easier playing field for this -@a_z_e_t @dangoodin001 and sooner or later you’d probably get a slot on the right box when someone spins down a VM. but of luck though. -@a_z_e_t @dangoodin001 if you are an APT, and have an oracle for if it’s the right box, you could just buy in a loop -@a_z_e_t @dangoodin001 why not just… buy one -@4Dgifts @gsuberland no, my advice is DROPBOX needs to FIX it and end users shouldn’t ever need to hear or care -@0x90NOP @dangoodin001 @a_z_e_t well that’s good though I doubt the patch penetration has been high so far -@4Dgifts @gsuberland hey you know what ISN’T advice you can give to the average home and small business user? “Use EMET” -@demize95 @gsuberland having any amount of no ASLR in a process is bad and it’s getting into Firefox -@dangoodin001 if the summary is accurate that’s very bad for users of virtualized shared hosting -Dropbox DLL has no ASLR and injects all over the place http://t.co/LIwaRlGtQk by @gsuberland -RT @dangoodin001: Cryptographers: how practical is this side channel attack for extracting GPG keys? Should users be concerned? http://t.co… -@chriseng @ErrataRob we know that, whoever panicked about Dr. Green’s post apparently did not. -@eevee I think we need some sort of “Client side. Server side. What you need to know” public health brochure -@DrPizza I’ve got some unopened floppies I can sell you… -RT @pusscat: @donicer but if you ignore that you're offensive when really you have all the privilege in the world the word we use for you i… -@kaepora doesn’t it repeatedly say it was done without cooperation? Unless you mean the bit where it’s “not for them” to comment -RT @mattytalks: It's pretty weird that a guy who would murder a teenager might also threaten his wife. I guess you really never know someone -@ra6bit @matthew_d_green no. Only in the context of merchandise or implying endorsement or relation. -However SOMEONE is doing a good job swinging that law around to make people hesitant to use this logo in any context http://t.co/YGFcFvjjYL -@lorenzoFB yes. But there IS a law covering that logo specifically. -Or for commercial gain. Obviously. -I honestly don’t see how @matthew_d_green’s post could be construed to be breaking the law of using the NSA logo to imply endorsement -@matthew_d_green common sense, academic freedom, and young firebrands are on your side :) -Check @matthew_d_green timeline of about an hour before this tweet, I shouldn't retweet all that. -We built this city on best-effort transport mechanisms which presume participating nodes to be voluntarily cooperative -RT @tyndyll: First they came for the Linux users, and I didn't speak, because I couldn't get my audio drivers to work with 3.0.46 #nsa -@_larry0 no, some cloud providers etc. -.@ezchili Twitter Mobile thinks it’s okay to turn back on settings you have turned off during updates. -@bmirvine ^_^ -@kevinlange do you mind if I call them out of this without your name (if someone tracks my tweets backwards they could see this) -@kevinlange @Pebble oh geez I didn’t even notice that. Wow. Not cool. -Or maybe someone was trying to make sure all us paranoid nutters save a copy ;) -RT @brynosaurus: Phil Rogaway: "I herein condemn and assert my repugnance of the USA’s mass-surveillance programs". http://t.co/XiKjvZd6Ww -I don’t want to have a country where a university is scared to host this article by their own professor http://t.co/ph8L94Kife -@thegrugq also it sounds like the dean *was* put up to it -@thegrugq I did in my head but I am too busy raging already -RT @matthew_d_green: The post is still up on Blogger, but a local University mirror of my blog was shut down. And no, this isn't my Dean's … -RT @thegrugq: @matthew_d_green so who put him up to it? -Rehost the planet RT @matthew_d_green request from my Dean asking me to remove all copies of my NSA blog post from University servers -@adamcaudill exactly. But this is like the third time. Whoever makes these initial decisions needs a good talk -@matthew_d_green the HELL. -RT @matthew_d_green: I received a request from my Dean this morning asking me to remove all copies of my NSA blog post from University serv… -Guess whose husband won’t read my manuscript? He’ll only look over my shoulder and start reading a battle scene in a porn voice -@thegrugq @i0n1c neither of my Macs has a drive slot now. But the 2010 model, and the 2006, and the ones at school…, -@i0n1c every Mac I have ever used had the drive mechanism fail in under a year. :| -Microsoft sure has gotten into the habit of obviously unpopular announcement — sudden complete backtrack http://t.co/Eowp2QLfW5 -RT @m1sp: I made a Skyrim mod! Papyrus is a surprisingly nice language once you get past the editor UX. http://t.co/nWeql8gdJu -@bl4sty right, it represents millennia of abuse from our cartoon oppressors. I’ve got cel-shaded privilege -@RenaKunisaki did you just trick me into establishing a homestuck 2uirk? :| -@RenaKunisaki I’m 2uite positive -@bl4sty thank you for using sexualized language to dismiss concerns of sexualized culture, you are helping -When your font (IM Fell Great Primer) has a Q this awesome you start looking for ex-Q-ses http://t.co/WbfO8xCmRf -@_r04ch_ https://t.co/1LrFqPxmXu should work -RT @mattst0rey: They also appear to have tried to bypass the boot/disk encryption with several password guesses.. -RT @mattst0rey: So it appears the USA TSA has opened my case from my recent trip, booted my laptop, and then left it running for x number h… -@janiczek it is an old fashioned printing press font so yes. The descenders are not very adventurous -@qole @chead @vogon error: you have died of dysentery -@ReinH gay teenagers causing political and religious problems on a magical version of the Silk Road. -@ReinH my novel -@RSWestmoreland not yet! I am still editing it ;( -@FrederickGeek8 I have a few. You can plug in generic bunny ears from Radio Shack if you get a PAL female adapter. -@The1TrueSean when have I seen you stone cold sober? -@The1TrueSean that explains why you haven’t died of shame yes -@vogon you cannot judge me -Disliking programmers is prejudice against a protected class() -@m1sp I’m pretty sure you reread the whole thing again so be more brutally honest -@ErrataRob because I’m a programmer?! Sir that is prejudice against a protected class() extending engineer -@thegrugq @ra6bit @HackerHuntress Korean. -@The1TrueSean effect*, sheriff -My beta readers are all fired for not telling me I used the same adjective twice in one paragraph like an unlettered serf -@paradroid001 it will be self published soon <3 with no DRM option for ebook -@paradroid001 I finished my first novel (sans final editing) -@thegrugq @chriseng retweeted, be precise. -@chriseng @thegrugq FYI I’m totally not posting bail if you call me after the cops decided you were having too much fun at the playground -RT @chead: @vogon @0xabad1dea thanks dad http://t.co/fqnRKHOm49 -@The1TrueSean precisely -@chriseng @thegrugq where did you source your tempestuous teacup filter -@The1TrueSean Your Grace* -@chead @vogon don’t copy that floppy. Keep that floppy floppy -@The1TrueSean breathe*, Mr. President -@passetc @vogon ask the year 1995. https://t.co/ee69ssKhoe -@patrickwonders IM Fell Great Primer -@aeleruil CHARGE YOUR PHONE -@kaepora I have read it multiple times and trust me: read this version. http://t.co/bRgY58Tmnv -@Kufat o/ -RT @vogon: @0xabad1dea screenshot: http://t.co/eBagrrJCwA -@vogon you -RT @vogon: @0xabad1dea "you are about to embark on an adventure", the chrome extension (intercepts the new tab page): https://t.co/0yRSA0Ee… -@nickm_tor check out its sister poem Alte Clamat Epicurus :) -@thegrugq don’t make us revoke your smartphone privileges, old man -@donicer nah that’s what I am to *everyone* -Uh oh. @thegrugq has finally learned how to use emoji 😐 -@donicer no actually I have no idea who did it. And I care because it’s yet another reminder of what *I* am to some people. -@washiiko it is an adventure on a vaguely steampunk version of the Silk Road -@washiiko hmm come to think I guess I haven’t seen you on twitter recently! So I guess you missed all my excitement of finishing -RT @rockets: lol did the people behind titstare buy a bunch of tweets or something http://t.co/EsnS3p2iLA -# 376855971005739008 -@washiiko yes -Aw yeah got a test printout of my book. http://t.co/GJXPVcslxG -@VackerSimon roughly 110 MHz -@m1sp An effective disguise! http://t.co/iE0ffJQ8lZ is this just all a plot to get characters in outfits -@thegrugq I'm imagining you're at a terminal and can't actually see it render. In which case you owe me for not pasting the bomb emoji -@thegrugq ⬇ -@thegrugq ➡ -RT @vogon: @0xabad1dea whenever I connect to the internet I want a dlg to pop up saying "you are about to embark on an adventure that spans… -@thegrugq yep. It's brown -@AwfulHorse me either. A lot of floppies apparently -@hdmoore \o/ I am seeding chaos -OS/2 Warp comes with a doozy of a disclaimer http://t.co/nihMKnuyGe -Mission success! I have taken their innovative products http://t.co/u2931X6tp9 -@aantonop yes -@zedshaw do you have flash on? Flash took a sudden performance nosedive recently wrt freezeups and stuff -Reporting back: IBM is as boring as I thought, and they have a road called Innovation Way. -@thezeist I don’t even need to click that. Yes, yes it is :( -@hellNbak_ ie go drive for sport if you want but please please please let the robots solve needless mass casualties :( -@hellNbak_ I don’t understand why the heck anyone thinks human beings manually steering huge machines going fast is not the apex of dumb -@a_greenberg aw man don’t phone up IBM security and blow my cover -RT @a_greenberg: @0xabad1dea I have a feeling this tweet is bad opsec -I’m infiltrating IBM headquarters! Why? Meh, who needs a reason, spycraft is fun -@sergeybratus http://t.co/L6W6mwhy4d -Der Spiegel says they will have a full length article tomorrow… I’m hoping they’ll be more direct than the others and just go for it. -RT @matthew_d_green: .@F706L3665 @pbarreto The first step is to tear apart every standard we don't have a proof for, and decide if we can j… -@bbfreak nope. On OSX I use GQRX -@bbfreak heheh all of them. On stage? That was an Acer W700 tablet running Windows 8. Usually? A MacBook Air -RT @dildog: You can get rich and famous and important, but you'll always eventually be reduced to cleaning malware off the in-law's compute… -@pwpslade @codeferret_ I am cuddling with a cat RIGHT NOW -@dan_crowley @jack_daniel nah need some baby powder for color -I am convinced I literally *need* a cat, for mental health reasons. Tell @codeferret_ -RT @_snagg: A formally verified browser, I'd be curious to see how it fares in real life: http://t.co/N5q6mTdXWX -@maxtch that’s kind of a vague question! TrueCrypt is better suited to protecting large amounts of files in a practical fashion -On the redacted trickle of NSA docs RT @marshray This is like having parents who only let you eat one piece of Halloween candy each day -RT @trevortimm: New Snowden docs show NSA can access user data from all major cell phones—including iPhone, BlackBerry, and Android http://… -RT @zarawesome: architect of death-ray building blames sun for being too hot and in the wrong place http://t.co/V1pBjhVAsX -@elcuco2 um, no, it’s not a bad analogy at all. Stay far away from me. -@JackLScanlan get better flies -RT @WeldPond: John Gilmore speculation on "BULLRUN" and standards committees he was on. http://t.co/nV1Rs4savG” -Also being walked in on while taking an iPad selfie of a fake beard is ranking pretty high on awkward moments -Really though my intent is to join @travisgoodspeed and @moxie as being recognizable by hair alone. The Poof of Tangly Doom. -I have been informed to make heavier use of rubber bands when appearing in fleshly form. Is this how this works http://t.co/WaTnc2pR1Z -RT @MGS_Quiet: Mr Kojima explained to me that trousers on women just isn't possible with current gen hardware but said it may be possible f… -@DynamicWebPaige the most productive times of my life are Saturday nights. -@The1TrueSean @codeferret_ you take care of him or I will have your head from your neck -@0xcharlie someone has already reversed it iirc. The save files are in the figures -RT @csoghoian: "I'm glad the media didn't name the specific technologies and algorithms that NSA has broken or backdoored" - said no securi… -@ChaosDatumz make sure to test before you rely on one ! It took a lot more tinfoil than I had supposed to kill 3G on my phone -@ChaosDatumz if your grocery store has those big ol’ foil bags they might work (mine doesn’t seem to stock any) -RT @BrendanAdkins: Now go ahead. Tell me again why women on the Internet need thicker skin. -RT @BrendanAdkins: I haven’t seen a single negative tweet or email. No threats, no hate, not even an attempt to argue. Not one. -RT @BrendanAdkins: So @twoscooters and I were both widely cited for being upset with Penny Arcade. She’s since received thousands of rape a… -@i0n1c @thegrugq well that explains what happened to me! -@ChaosDatumz if you mean brand, not particularly, but don’t pay a lot of money for one. -@0xmchow @TheDukeZip maybe they’re going alphabetically by handle? I always win that one ;) -@kernel_pan1c sure, link shouldn’t change :) -@thegrugq oh... No, I'm worried about the sorts of comments no one would ever make about you ;) -If someone posts one of "those" comments to YouTube do me a huge favor and DON'T tell me :( -# 376436686357811200 -@blaufish_ if you see me with a waterfall display and you don't stop me it's your own dang fault ;) -So when do I get my check from the SDR manufacturers' lobby -@blaufish_ my voice goes multiple octaves higher depending on social context -@wimremes @sergeybratus I follow like six trillion of them which I am pretty sure is all of them -RT @TweetsofOld: The typing record is ninety-seven words per minute. Now if only a typewriter could be educated to spell correctly. MI1888 -@kaepora has improved 400% for people with brand new high-end phones* -This is the kind of unnecessary bitterness towards simple joy I can get behind http://t.co/9iEythgi7C -Apparently my talk is up, I can’t bear to watch it and kick myself over every tiny stutter and awkward turn of phrase http://t.co/InMaDihQPG -Wait if every Australian on twitter is unhappy then who exactly voted for whoever won -@McCarron @jjarmoc finally! But you do know about http://t.co/TulNC6sC9O right ;) -@m1sp it’s not necessarily a bad thing it’s just… well clearly something in my head is installed at a different angle -@kernel_pan1c this should work https://t.co/1LrFqPxmXu -@m1sp the part about being… disconnected. -@m1sp doesn’t it. But I mean looking at how I actually described her thought process that’s uh kinda too much like me -I probably shouldn’t psychoanalyze myself but apparently my brain is some kind of alien artifact almost but not quite compatible -@m1sp also, no context, I realized I am actually exactly like Erasmin -@m1sp hmm so he does ! He is _emphatic_ Mispy -@m1sp oh gods what did I do -@Wrathematician @m1sp therefore you must -@geekable @Packetknife https://t.co/AstyHuIgOj -@Jennimason0990 @chead yeah no sorry it’s probably actually true :( -I’m pretty sure our stuff flags 1024-bit keys as a flaw - and we find them often… http://t.co/vTvgMSbJSp -(So I’m expecting the next doc to be about time traveling aliens, obviously) -Incidentally everything said about the NSA recently I have heard before but I also heard about aliens and time travel. So… -In this RT: I advocate slightly less violence than @Packetknife or at least my PR people say I do -RT @Packetknife: Next time someone says "We already knew that" about a NSA revelation - throatpunch & waterboard them until they tell you W… -@mdowd but @spacerog totally took a wrong turn and ended up at their office once -@JackLScanlan what’d ya do Jack -@yolocrypto yolo my brolo -@m1sp it's hard to take pictures on a train http://t.co/VuQfzkemDH -# 376122134277664768 -Native New Yorkers can smell your fear, I am certain of it -@justintroutman @marshray @matthew_d_green oh are we playing thread necromancer ;) -@ameaijou a weak one, for I am already on an outbound train -A policewoman flagged down our bus from the sidewalk... to high five the driver and leave -@m1sp and that means NO scarves, NO boots, and for gods sakes NO SWORDS! -@m1sp lol way too skinny! Rather trying to leave the country without Fluens hearing about it -@m1sp btw I drew Ismyrn in a dress and she hates me now. It’s plot relevant too! -@m1sp I got on a bus with some weirdo named @kufat -I wasn’t paying attention for a few hours and now I’m in New York City. Yuck. -@ErrataRob @sambowne @0xcharlie COMCAST DOWN CONTINENTALLY - SEND COMPLAINTS TO ROBERT GRAHAM -@thegrugq @0xcharlie St. Louis, MinnesOta, it’s code -@alex_gaynor @glyph my favorite kind of programmer To murder -@blowdart @0xcharlie it’s okay. I already know he lives in Minnesota, so ISP choices are limited -@0xcharlie Comcast? Seen a few say so now I think -@Packetknife and some of us are in love with them as a concept -RT @hdmoore: GitHub has no confidence in my ability to code: "Great repository names are short and memorable. Need inspiration? How about g… -@ezchili it could be the refresh rate. Or maybe the colors are leaning too blue and it wakes you up too much -@marshray @ioerror it’s true. A huge number of these workers would live in Prince William County; I did -@ioerror IMO it’s not “the NSA” but a problem inherent to gov using the net as we know it, preaching to the choir but http://t.co/ROwiraCKeQ -RT @DeusJes: Why can't a spambot ever be like "Hey, keep up the great work! You are awesome and appreciated!"? -Wow this description of php-internals is pretty much exactly what I assumed just from looking at the product. http://t.co/wmoPG0IRPh -@marshray @ErrataRob the heck did you do -@LiangNuren I haven’t, but viruses are often given very arbitrary names by whoever finds it first, if they don’t come with a clear name -@Viss wow it’s not dead yet? -@LiangNuren yeah -@FinalBullet I sent you an email from on a bus and I’m not 100% sure it went through -@ShadowTodd neither holy nor roman, bro -RT @julianor: Thomas Pornin did it again! http://t.co/6gxzXjN15T how to backdoor /etc/ssh/moduli -@kaepora yes, because 10 years ago it would have been SVN ;) -@mattblaze let’s all use SEED algorithm. I trust South Korea! -RT @RandomStep: @0xabad1dea better: you don't get to set up cameras outside them and record everything for future reference. -@mattblaze my instinct is implementation. That’s what would make it so fragile. -@thegza10304 @llaurs grats! -@SteveD3 I’m on a bus but you can send melissa . b . elliott at gmail if you want -I am so sick of the “ohh you use the internet so you have no right to privacy” argument. Yeah my house has windows but you shouldn’t look in -@thegrugq so either my young memories are corrupt or the tiers of the overpass used to go higher -@thegrugq actually I do remember the old system in exactly one way: looking DOWN on the sand and gravel mixer -@thegrugq "finished" sure sure... -A fear I just found out I had: an elevator with a mechanical bell #rickety -Times Android Maps has crashed while navigating Boston: all of them -Sometimes I feel like I am drowning beneath the weight of all the problems I know about but can't actually solve -@thegrugq @chriseng um yeah that was my point -@thegrugq @chriseng but really- who can deny that IF standards and codebases were deliberately flawed- others can exploit them too? -@thegrugq @chriseng he's only my boss when it's convenient -@thegrugq but that doesn't really absolve my heart of the burden of "ugh, everything is terrible and it's too complicated to explain" -@thegrugq I did go out of my way to say "this will protect you from laptop thieves and snooping housemates, but not necessarily governments" -@chriseng your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to not make the rooting out and repression of dissenting thought even easier -@jesster_king right, let me tell all the readers of Wired to roll their own damn crypto algorithms and shoot and hang themselves too. -It's really hard to write an advice column for how to encrypt your files when your subconscious is screaming "WHAT IF IT'S BACKDOORED" -RT @mattblaze: If Snowden wasn't read in to BULLRUN but had access to docs, that suggests even more serious weaknesses in NSA security. -@homakov that uh, is a bit awkward, yes. -@WeldPond well that’s kind of it, isn’t it? They’d have to be daft to not build in an excuse. -I swear, some problems with text just cannot be seen until after they are published on a blog. *tweak* -@Packetknife But if you are wondering where the older characters find their endless wells of philosophical outrage -- well -- here it is. -@Packetknife incidentally I have a growing discontent with the last few chapters, they need work, but the basic structure will not change. -@Packetknife I am a character in a novel with a convoluted plot, and I do not yet know the ending. I hope it isn't the sort that I write. -Finally gathered the greater part of my thoughts together: Anger Against Surveillance. http://t.co/v2zLlQVQbk -@_____C it’s Schneier; his audience is the people in the government as much as it is people like me. -RT @thegrugq: Terrible typography in these declassified docs. Can't NSA hire some designers to fix this? http://t.co/iPqSfHRjJK -RT @Webwereld: #Android #Kitkat maakt heel wat los bij kleine kinderen. https://t.co/CJqm172vrH #comic #strip -@ZadowSapherelis @m1sp yay! -@kivikakk oh my goodness well please mind the last few chapters need some editing still! -@chort0 well, no, I do not think he is sane, but that is a different problem from if he has some good points ;) -RT @matthew_d_green: New blog: My (tiny) brush with the biggest crypto story of the year. And lots of random speculation. http://t.co/BDVKo… -@m1sp <3 I need the artwork afore I can fiddle ~ -@matthew_d_green I’m not under the impression Silent Circle has anywhere enough traffic to be Major. -@chriseng @grey_area I’m saying, idiocy and ignorance are NP-hard, but among people who write standards MD5 is in fact pretty deprecated -@chriseng @grey_area you could literally put out a presidential emergency notice to stop using an algo and SOMEONE will still ship -@grey_area @chriseng everybody who’s actually qualified to be making these decisions at least -@chriseng yes actually -@SecurePessimist if you're serious I am very honored!, but I do not think I am in a position to be going to California right now? :( -I stop and reevaluate the four paragraphs I have just written into a tumblr text editor. My gods, I am self-righteous. Oh well. It's tumblr! -@r3d4ct3d it is going to be a Thing! I need to substantially edit the last few chapters and get some artwork I commissioned. -@demize95 ahhhhh two t's ttwo tt's ;-; -Hipster Best Friend had a printout of my manuscript even before I did... https://t.co/Rhq2NgW3vT -@m1sp is that a metric Joltik or imperial -@m1sp OH MY GODS YOU GOT YOURS FIRST turn it on the side so I can see how thick it iiiiiiiis -Time to tap into the source of my power and transmute anger and frustration into tumblr posts that get like seventeen whole likes -RT @drainmice: Well, we are Mozilla, so I figured this needed to be made consistent with Firefox UX http://t.co/1W04Crm7IW -@ELLIOTTCABLE none of that genderized language ! -@m1sp oh no you’re encouraging me ;( -@ELLIOTTCABLE @m1sp this is true blue friend zone love, I think. -@m1sp I want to topple the oppressor or something but really that just means write an angry blog post -@m1sp I need a hug -RT @zenalbatross: "Complete enabling for [redacted] encryption chips used in Virtual Private Networks and Web encryption devices." http://t… -@marshray @matthew_d_green is there some sort of super hero team of cryptographers I can be a junior member of -@alex_gaynor @eevee personally I don’t get it. Like is this a wedding? Speak up in 1993 against NSA or forever hold your peace? -@alex_gaynor @eevee this is an extremely common trend among people who… worked in/for government. “Well duh!” -“The NSA’s actions are legitimizing the internet abuses by China, Russia, Iran and others.” Damn right. -@Atheist_Dan02 @0x17h gods damnit 17! Stop trolling innocent atheists -RT @osxreverser: With all these capabilities why did they took so long to find out that general cheating his wife? ;-) -# 375764140914405376 -@ShadowTodd I’m… pretty sure he actually has a pretty big fandom among young ladies. -@flamsmark @puellavulnerata I would say yes because they *interact* and the whole story is their relationship whether or not there are words -RT @DrPizza: If algorithms and implementations that people actually use are insecure then that information should be published. -@Tomi_Tapio first caller: woman says: “farms” -@Tomi_Tapio question: “There were once over a hundred of these in America. Now there are four. What are they?”: -@Tomi_Tapio that reminds me of the most “American” thing I ever heard spoken, on a local radio show — -RT @thegrugq: "Five weird tips to NSA proof your life - the SIGINT community hates them!" -@bistromath I basically heard it when I was like twelve -@Jennimason0990 that’s the question ! :( dumb meanie NSA -Yes we were all already speculating SSL was broken since forever but with a little more oomph this time -Wait so I turn my back for a few hours and suddenly everyone is speculating SSL is broken? GDI -RT @thegrugq: “@matthew_d_green: Still feel confident in OpenSSL?” < has anyone ever felt confident in OpenSSL? -@SteveD3 I’m not even sure what happened I was working on something and what -I figured out how laptop manufacturers will stay in business: it is easier to buy family members a new one than deal with them… -RT @Viss: http://t.co/frxO4hp5Qv .. holy shit! Can.. can i.. take.. some credit for that? I'd love to be able to say I made a difference. #… -@vogon NO, *VOGON*, I am being quite literal -@vogon you are such a disproportionately heavy favoriter that you pretty much have direct control of my Discover tab -@m1sp btw I uploaded all my newer source material photos into my old gallery http://t.co/IE65PmvMDr now with like 900% more birds -@m1sp http://t.co/uTxkoIUgiH ^_^ -@donicer I just think, if it were being used for intelligence, they've already screwed up and it will be too noticeable when it's active -@donicer but they're noticeably not-particularly-active. They should all be hitting up random popular websites or something -@m1sp well how else am I supposed to brutally mock their points without mercy if I didn't take the time to read carefully first -@misuzulive why am I even bothering to be surprised -@thegrugq conveniently, there is both a bank and a liquor store across the street -@SurprisingEdge it boils down to getting the meaning of some booleans in setting cookie options wrong. -I just distinctly heard someone outside my house say “remind me to rob a bank later.” Hear something say something on twitter! -Yes I know I retweeted cwgabriel but I’m a “at least hear their side” type generally -RT @cwgabriel: Been working on this post for a couple days: http://t.co/u5uMwyKKLN -@misuzulive is that Fan art of your car -@donicer it’s a little too obvious for that I think. You don’t need hundreds of thousands of noticeable nodes… -@name_too_long I don't! But no-one is going to try. -Reasons I don't get to be customer-facing, episode 317: urge to glue the documentation (of THEIR code) they didn't read to their faces -Today I resent: poorly-named Java library functions confusing programmers into thinking they did the security thing right. They didn't. -I'm glad @gmail decides to non-deterministically load or not load the tracking number widget in the exact same email #UIRage -@Kim_Bruning @blazingcrimson honestly it doesn't surprise me when people block me because I can accidentally bring too many people in -@Kim_Bruning @blazingcrimson could be for anything, we're not exactly ideologically aligned -@Kim_Bruning @blazingcrimson if you mean 20Committee, he blocked me and that just makes everything on twitter awkward -@jemgillam wow at least I'm not allergic to that. To some other weird random stuff, but not latex :( -@thijs one that is such a thin font it all but vanishes at twitter avatar size. And is beveled serif. Like it's a gorram bank. -Paypal sent me an email titled "Congratulations!" and doesn't really say what I'm being congratulated for. Am I the new CEO of something? -@jemgillam the guild of people who do not react as intended to having their messed-up organs messed up in the other direction! -@StrThry I have extremely long ones. So yes, probably. -@jemgillam now imagine that you were given contraceptives for having excessive periods... and it turns out you're allergic -@iiadamogrady oh yeah I know and I often exploit this >:) -Guys who like to say "it must be her period": you have a 1/4 chance of being incidentally right. And a 4/4 chance of being incredibly rude. -@blazingcrimson which I interpret as a symptom of having worked with a focus on Russia and developed tunnel vision… -@blazingcrimson he seems smart and knowledgable but he comes across as having decided that Russia is the root of all schemes in the world -@blazingcrimson Mr. 20 Committee is tenured at the navy school or something I guess -@blazingcrimson forgive me, I mean the people who are aggressively blogging about being Former NSA -I guess I can’t distinguish between “Former NSA Guy knows something” and “Former NSA Guy been doing this too long, all roads lead to Russia” -@mattblaze I got one, Gail! They be payin’ top dollar for fresh cryptographers down at the NSA! -Oh my gods it’s beveled? Someone just got Photoshop. Okay, that was my one allotted tweet on the subject. -@Hackintech_ well that’s a good reason to spy on us isn’t it ? :p -@Hackintech_ well wait until you are not in class! But it’s just a Former NSA Agent who sees all roads to Russia -I’m also confused by people who think the simplest explanation for a known journalist publishing leaks is they already worked for Russia -@Hackintech_ this guy has blocked me but it’s just as well he’s homophobic and stuff http://t.co/rU4XmTW4V5 -It troubles me that the “former NSA” types consider “selling secrets to Russia for cash” and “leaking to press” to be the same thing -@justinwolfers @DynamicWebPaige ofc not all schools actually have economics and home economics (not that I’d rank them high anyway) -The tor botnet http://t.co/hnkfamAbrs -@DynamicWebPaige if anyone ever dares ask me to wear heels to anything, my condition is all men in attendance must as well :) -@stavvers @kivikakk I have literally never seen a man punch another man in the mouth in my life. Maybe this person just has abusive friends! -@thegrugq @wimremes you are really really gross -@thegrugq they are CLENCHED -@amanicdroid (the boy in the picture I drew earlier - I don't like him, and he dies horribly for it, MUAHAHAHA-- haaa.... I'm sane) -@amanicdroid heheh. I get to brutally murder my own characters one by one -http://t.co/2suymWAX9N is the first story I have ever read where I hope the supporting characters murder the main character and take over -I’d ask if this is to imply that Nokia phones DON’T break in half with sufficient force, but you know, actually… https://t.co/82UEEEwrIt -Make fun of ME for not drawing hands will you well look that's totally a hand what now huh http://t.co/fsGa2QP2ph -@vogon okay I’m putting you down as “would settle” -@vogon I need to know for score keeping purposes -@vogon you didn’t answer my implicit question -@vogon clearly we are long lost siblings. Hope you weren’t secretly pining for me -@vogon also it doesn’t happen until I *stop* stimulating it by removing the q-tip -RT @vogon: @0xabad1dea incidentally, the reason why: http://t.co/y9mapWwo8Z -@vogon I demand funding for a study -Weird true facts: I can make myself cough on demand by using a q-tip on my right, and only my right, ear. -@vogon if your target market is other startup founders, you’re gonna have a bad time -@vogon why on earth would they think anyone would recognize and care about their VCs -@_redwire from an engineering requirements perspective. There’s more to deploying it than just getting the math right -@_redwire yes, technical texts will stick a lot better the second time around -@_redwire rereading, technically, though it's probably been seven years at this point. Found it lying around -@Ionustron I draw hands! Hundreds of hands. They're just not very good yet unless I am drawing jumbo man-hands -@_redwire yes I know it's just literally the only thing associated with him in my mind :p I am guessing you mean the puffy hat and stuff -@_redwire you mean they both look like 10yo girls? >.> -.@bhelyer HIS FISTS ARE CLENCHED I can't draw hands -Characters! Art art art. http://t.co/0q5HWdFBB9 -@bascule @kaepora lol. This new avatar reminds me that one of the characters I designed for my second novel looks weirdly like kaepora -@kaepora why doesn’t your avatar have glasses -RT @jenheddle: This Amazing Stories editorial boils down to "Girls are icky." http://t.co/5HASpTB53X -@nickm_tor A: they complain about top posts Q: how do you know someone is old? -@jenheddle @Xaosopher wow this is literally “how dare someone write science fiction that appeals to women” -RT @mfeathers: School is a prison and it is damaging our kids http://t.co/Dm3nRLoYKD -@GetYarny ooh ooh me. Just finished my novel about gay boys and girls from a fictionalized Silk Road… -@matthew_d_green I thought we already agreed he was Dogbert -@0xcharlie feel free to share these thoughts with me -RT @Packetknife: "Sorry I Thought I Could Leave When You Said “You Are Not Being Detained”" http://t.co/kYDqBmxkqF -@matthew_d_green not when someone figures out that if ten thousand people with huge passwords log in at the same time the ram thrashes -@ameaijou I don’t like those either. The list of things I do like is a bit different -@thegrugq @pusscat source: some very traumatized American teens who saw a woman shot in a bar fight. -@thegrugq @pusscat my understanding of Mexico City is that they won’t even accept a report of murder if it’s a busy day. -@ameaijou I do not enjoy burning myself -# 375407883703574528 -If any of you wonder why I’m not into hardware hacking see exhibit A: everything I have ever tweeted about my hands interacting with matter -For only $8 a day you can save a badidea from having to endanger herself by operating a stove or using a knife or anything else oopsie-prone -@vogon I DON’T KNOW it just happened okay -He leaves me to fend for myself for ONE meal and what happens? I scald my toes. -@glyph I don’t know! And they might not have known either. I nominate @marshray to the stand -@marshray yeah. And what is really the point of a few hundreds KB of password being mapped onto a smaller hash anyway :) -@glyph my offhanded guess is it’s defensive against hypothetical information leaks -@vogon I’m kinda disappointed my parents managed to get it fixed -@vogon they put the wrong year on my birth certificate… -@vogon are you the Corruption Whisperer -@m1sp here's to the next two hundred pages of notes http://t.co/9mpdLXv7JM -@eevee fine but your only choice is oatmeal -RT @nicklockwood: @0xabad1dea @vexorian0 [joke about it being possible to hash a longer explanation to fit the character limit but it takin… -Now to figure why Preview.app would seem to crash because its open file was forced out of working set by MD5'ing movies. -@Kufat with *******? wow, weird -@eevee is someone looking for a cookie ;) -@nicklockwood @vexorian0 it's difficult to fit in "All of you think you want literally no upper limit but you are wrong" and still fit why -@DisK0nn3cT and Ferguson -So yeah you can set it to kilobytes and be totally fine but if I can paste a 1080p movie in there we got a problem ;) -You don't actually not want *any* upper limit on user-controlled password length, everyone. Hashing is fixed output but it is not fixed time -@ShaneTheKing and then your backend is DoS'd by kids setting their passwords 8MB long and it has to hash them -@yacCz no, I really doubt it. At that high, it's just a limit so that you can't set rickroll.mp3 as your password... -@ShaneTheKing I think PHP defaults to 2MB or something, my novel is aaaalmost that long. -@ShaneTheKing (and if you want to define it as the maximum size a POST can be without crashing your server, that's fine.) -@ShaneTheKing hahahaha I will paste my novel just to spite you, that's what attackers do. The backend has to reject it at some point. -@ShaneTheKing there has to be a limit SOMEWHERE. And it's usually a heck of a lot lower than 200. -"Your password must be between 8-200 characters in length." Well that's refreshing -@clerian so this will always feel like "elder scrolls lite" to me -@clerian The creative team looks pretty good... I just consider the magic of Elder Scrolls games to be in the private immersion -@clerian yeh -I can't believe I'm checkbox-signing an NDA for a video game. It says not to reveal anything about the game's setting SPOILERS it's Tamriel -RT @marcedwards: Ok, you win. I promise I will never complain about iOS 7 again. http://t.co/sqNtc8O7oY -RT @RSnake: This is what happens when you try to write a funny Blackhat post and it turns into "hrm" https://t.co/zo8wiROg0M -@arstechnica I ended up carrying a battery larger than the entire phone in my purse for peace of mind. -@pisseditguy it works fine except when it doesn't -@julianor wow contradicting the word “random” in the space of one sentence is a pretty good start huh -@Raspberry_Pi gahhh! I’m sorry. -Oh look Twitter Web is down *switches to Mobile Web* “Oops! You will need to generate a temporary password on Twitter to—” (╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻ -@irvinHomem Practical Crytography, 2003 -I love my field because it is very optimistic http://t.co/X7Ll7aRdaU -BUG: if Javascript is not enabled, this function may falsely report that the world has not yet been destroyed http://t.co/iVCoAoOe0p -@vogon oh, twitter web still has the blue lines? well then -@thegrugq ahh I was looking at Linux's http://t.co/khDXD0Vc6Y -@thegrugq pretty sure malloc still uses their actual system calls -@thegrugq that's the manual page the quote is from actually. -Is your allocation routine just not comfortable? Are your page tables thrashing? Try malloc(3) with no obligation today! -"The malloc(3) memory allocation package is the portable and comfortable way of allocating memory." This sounds oddly like an advertisement -@sakjur it really really depends on the app. The new Internet Explorer is actually pretty touch friendly, more so than Chrome... -@sakjur he's done it to me too they all do it sorry! -@sakjur in any tablet it will almost certainly be a fixed amount. They are SoCs -@elad3 spare a thought for the peasant with only two cores -Someday I will actually go and find out what is in gettext that makes it take so long to compile and you will never hear from me again -Oh wow Outlook Web is horrible. Oh wow it's so much better than its previous incarnation how did I not stab myself in 2006 -@vogon “We are having a problem with the electrical system and I — hello?” -@_wirepair almost all the good games come out in Japan first deal with it -@FinalBullet work address? hang on... guess who's home sick ;( -At least I'd give it a shot if @TESOnline's beta key redeeming page wasn't down -Hey I got an @TESOnline beta invite. I still think the quiet splendor of the single player games will always be better but I will try it. -@gmail pardon, Promotions tab. -Funny how an offer from Google Wallet doesn't go in the Offers tab, @gmail -@mtheoryx honestly I probably like Kubrick better -Get your VOIP automatically rerouted through higher-capacity links by saying something suspicious! / @_wirepair -Friends don’t let friends deploy default Bootstrap. Don’t let Helvetica Neue face the fate of Times New Roman -@sakjur I chose it because it has 4GB ram. If you don’t care you can probably get a 2GB tablet a bit cheaper. -@sakjur I have Acer iconia w700. Get at least 128GB SSD if you can. Don’t get Acer’s 8” model -RT @eevee: RT priv: Longest piece of literature ever written is allegedly an SSBB fanfic: http://t.co/LSTis9ZI8X 203 chapters. Over 3.5m wo… -@sciencecomic I’m not a comedian but people like to explain my own sarcasm to me -@0x17h they said money didn’t change hands, rather it is a double promotion -@landley it was in the comments on the recent Ars article about “balky carriers” -@Myriachan it seems to be crashing right now but https://t.co/yaI1L1khKu -@0xmchow also, no one eeeever spells my name right ;( -@0xmchow *turns deep red* other people have had such thoughts! My only novelty was demonstrating how to do it for $10 ^_^;; -@ThomasWinwood I’m pretty sure he just has one of those generic bendy-neck lamps with a shade that focuses the light straight down -.@_larry0 I know three different people who set fire to their dorm rooms with those things. AVOID -RT @_larry0: The dangers of lazy desk lamps. http://t.co/TqWgHTWbo7 -@zooko if you don’t find anybody closer, we are a long-ish but straight bus ride from Cambridge out in the suburbs -@kyhwana you definitely were following me WAY before I set my computer on fire -@alex_gaynor @eevee it’s just about ready! I’m waiting on complaints from the beta readers -@eevee @alex_gaynor I’m 25 and almost a half! -@rgov I thought you were complaining about a girl for a moment and was wondering who taught her that nonsense -@alex_gaynor I like to think that’s why most people follow me. I also like to think they’ll all buy my novel and I can retire at 26 ;) -@alex_gaynor one went on to run DARPA, two are cofounders at my company, etc etc. -@alex_gaynor they testified to Congress — under their hacking handles — that they had the capability to take down the internet in 30 minutes -@alex_gaynor some of the big names at my company used to be big names in the 1990s hacking scene — the l0pht etc. -@eevee … but it’s better than getting photoshops of my face onto pigs I guess ? -@eevee which kinda grates on my nerves because I don’t know who’s only nice to me because I work for That Guy -@eevee BTW like 90% of my miso problems vanished when I became publicly associated with a couple famous guy-dudes isn’t that weird -@m1sp it involves FLASHBACK ONLY CHARACTER DIES and I don’t even mean their mother -@eevee it’s not MY fault my slaves don’t seize my plantation and murder me. Well is that what he wants?? Okay -@m1sp @eevee if I could axe murder someone through the internet welp this would probably be like my seventy-sixth offense but yeah -@m1sp oh btw I’m working on the story of what exactly led up to Hayr rage quitting his brother’s company and well you know me -@m1sp wha? I see it here. -@meangrape I think it’s terrible. My comment on Ars Technica won’t fit here. -@eevee thanks, I accidentally a rant. -RT @MotherJones: Here is a picture of John McCain playing poker on his iPhone during today's Syria hearings: http://t.co/JYs0hpJy5x http:/… -@trimosx I’m not trolling. I’m showing a photograph of something odd. I don’t see how rice being insured by Samsung is somehow less odd. -@wookiee I’m rather endeared of the prior but it kinda depends on context -@cocoalabs largely a matter of hoarding soundfonts :) -@cocoalabs garageband -Yep I wrote another typical RPG background music thing https://t.co/5QJcdwY6Kw -@vikemosabe @kevinlange and then it segfaults for an entirely unrelated reason -# 375030751244607488 -@vogon I rule nothing out when it comes to the depths human beings will sink to. I have a Nexus 7 -@focalintent well that’s no fun. Sorry I am stuck in creator mode ;) -@focalintent and, for avoiding the headache of trying to manage the sales infrastructure myself, I don’t think 10% to them is too high -@focalintent right now unless I learn otherwise I am leaning Lulu. Upload PDF, no DRM, 90% to author -@0x17h aww yeah SIGGRAPH like it’s 1995 -#AutocorrectBandNames The Elliptic Cure -@0x17h *squint* oh. So it is. … I have poor depth perception. -@0x17h I can’t read Braille but that appears to be four characters -@eevee “People don’t capture the nuance of this overwrought, obtuse language because they don’t care” uh-huh -@WhiteMageSlave \o/ -“My adventure game training took over and saved me” http://t.co/jSGO9uygfl (step 1: evaluate inventory step 2: apply everything to door) -@sanitybit thumbs up we’ve all been there -@vogon what secrets have you kept from *me*? Are you actually an android fan -RT @alex_gaynor: http://t.co/EUFVsHOWya wins the internet. -RT @maradydd: That's actually a pretty clever use of 404 error page real estate. Well played, Belgian federal economic ministry. http://t.c… -RT @kwiens: The Kit Kat install base is already shockingly fragmented. http://t.co/8j6k9gSNjn -@armcannon I was on a flight from Europe that did that actually! It was pretty neat. -@vogon device… specifically for… cloud storage music? Isn’t that kind of contrary to the point -@blazingcrimson I did have one that would leave stuff in the framebuffer, persist across reboot, then get a really acid trip login screen -@grp @tapbot_paul especially weird is that it was on my desktop when that wasn’t even my working directory -@grp @tapbot_paul and it went away after another reboot cycle. Weird. -@grp @tapbot_paul the `bless` I was given to resolve already being stuck in a loop of a firmware patch not applying seems to have done it -@USP_Talon @0x17h the year Animal Crossing came out, Nook took second to Ridley for Best Villain just for that -@blazingcrimson I knew how to edit xorg.conf once. Then I stopped trying to use imported Korean computers with Linux -@Kufat aww. -As with all hard problems in computer science, this one was resolved by giving up and rebooting -@dioiminik .... except the file cannot be seen from the terminal as root implying all sorts of degrees of recursive wrong. -@jrecursive I do use filevault yeah. What did I do ;) -Great so OSX has left some kind of magic folder on my desktop that cannot be deleted and cannot be seen from the terminal as root -Samsung-branded burnt rice? http://t.co/3JIiOa2ayi -RT @normative: Basically, as long as NSA avoids vacuuming up full Netflix streams, they can keep their % of Internet traffic "touched" soun… -@marshray @ErrataRob @Walshman23 a LEASE? Geez. My proof of residency to get a new ID was any utility bill. -@zurashu presuming they run server side, and have resource limits, you could try to run up their memory usage to max -@simukis trying to sandbox N language runtimes is an N**N hard security problem ;) -@simukis if it’s done server side they kinda have to! -This looks like it could be fun http://t.co/aSVnCqMMYg -@marshray may I ask what they wanted -RT @DrPizza: Android Kinder Egg (banned in the US) -We’re not milking this unpatched window enough https://t.co/i5enaY6oyt -RT @sroberts: You wanted it, you got it: 2FA for GitHub: https://t.co/SKKSk8x54P -@manicode @thegrugq @chriseng he uses an iPhone and you can tell when he misplaced it and gets out Android because he suddenly can’t spell -Time to die of shame because I mistyped Bertie Bott // @darkuncle -How do you spot a corporation posting their own blog to reddit?: the title of the link is four lines long -@blowdart if you’re not going to accept my attempts to get along we’re gonna have a real problem, chap -@nickdepetrillo gods you look awful without a beard -Android Kit Kat? Call me back when we have Android Bernie Bott’s Every Flavour Beans (I demand a cookie from the British for the spelling) -@F706L3665 it wasn’t the day after, it was the minute after, for about twenty minutes -RT @kingcope: @0xabad1dea @mikrotik_com Mikrotik engineers have a secret formula which reveals if a bug is exploitable. I want to have this… -@Blackrobe_ to little surprise your client did not catch that I unretweeted it :( -@osxreverser @i0n1c :’( -@ELLIOTTCABLE @cory_foy (but I unretweeted it bc it looks to be two slightly different tickets on second look) -@ELLIOTTCABLE @cory_foy you say that as if problems are only allowed to be pointed out once in human history -@mikrotik_com @kingcope please tell me how you have solved open questions of computer science to show register control is not exploitable -Looks like @mikrotik_com does not know the difference between Proof of Concept and weaponized exploits http://t.co/NwINPoXE79 h/t @kingcope -@m1sp just the Magic of Friendship or something idk -@ar_lonz @F706L3665 it’s open source, we forked it, and our branch is better maintained ! -Anyway here is a nifty SEA timeline of news orgs getting social engineered en masse http://t.co/O6wVO9Joen -.@F706L3665 just like the guy who invented GIF is wrong about how to pronounce it, the British are wrong about some rules of grammar ;) -I was going to compliment SEA on their English skills but then I noticed they used the British dialect, how sad. -@m1sp *takes your hand and dances* -Spam bio: “hipster-friendly food ninja.” I’m trying to decide what that actually implies and it’s not looking good for hipsters -@kaepora dude, upgrade to 3.11, it comes with TCP/IP -RT @briankrebs: Many Fins I've spoken to today seem quite blue about Microsoft Nokia purchase. Mood is almost like someone died. Tied up w/… -Foreseeability of this type of event: 100% http://t.co/1N4ayXARw6 -RT @0x17h: github search is the gift that keeps on giving https://t.co/uoDlRqNWmQ (thanks @casiotone!) -@kingcope yes! But seeing your name and “SSH” in the same tweet is alarming don’t you think :) -@WhiteMageSlave that’s fine! It’s still good for you and for the finished product either way -@attritionorg ahh a fellow exploitsexual -RT @igrigorik: it's a favicon day today... "Inventing favicon.ico": http://t.co/9gEW4gYtjj - yay for IE5 and late night checkins. -@m1sp @WhiteMageSlave they are the model of arranged marriage success. -@m1sp @WhiteMageSlave she’s currently speculating, in front of Barsamin, whether or not she should just kill Barsamin. -@WhiteMageSlave @m1sp um um um -@m1sp @WhiteMageSlave gods don’t favorite my husband’s tweets he just ran in here and did a victory dance -@codeferret_ maybe you’re just Mormon -@swizzlr lol the joke was it’s not OpenSSH, my previous tweet —> http://t.co/MmAvcoJ7H8 -RT @crypt0ad: Microsoft to acquire Nokia Devices & Services, accelerating the Windows ecosystem -- http://t.co/y747blMHwn -@OSVDB sorry, it’s just some chump’s knockoff SSH in a few hundred thousand routers http://t.co/MmAvcoJ7H8 -Mission accomplished: gave OpenSSH contributor heart attack. I think it’s been a while since they had a good pre-auth bug ;) -@damienmiller I bet I scared you really bad for about two seconds -@zedshaw It’s a valid part of the end user’s threat model. People deserve to know that it’s possible for a little oopsie to become key theft -@zedshaw and number of times that an XSS in a website is the user’s fault: approximately zero -@zedshaw it raises the good point IMO that XSS can be very dangerous when it’s normally just a nuisance -SSH implementors, you had one job http://t.co/JpDgAOS1ps -@zedshaw JavaScript is not generally considered “on your computer.” It’s supposed to be Perfectly Safe. -@0x17h I know, but I find it way too uncanny valley to ever succumb to the propaganda -@vaurora in my case I’m afraid they’re right! Finally found someone who sold something approximating that size and it actually fits -@0x17h I don’t really get this genre of paintings that look like people awkwardly posing for the camera -@thegrugq a sandbox game kinda like Minecraft but 2D pixel art -@m1sp @WhiteMageSlave oh I guess she is a lot like me huh http://t.co/MYZY4IauSe -Wait since when is there Terraria for iPad since last week apparently -@0xdeadbabe @JBird_Vegas oh haha yeah -@JBird_Vegas @0xdeadbabe http://t.co/0Vjircfkqd -@0xdeadbabe you know the context is a system level process that can update silently and silently give itself permissions? -@0xdeadbabe it’s an upwards trend. That’s why I called it the current state of Android -@0xdeadbabe it’s an open source operating system! We’re moving all the functionality to a closed source runtime -Good comment on the current state of Android: “closed source is not inherently bad, but bait and switch is” -# 374680805551132672 -@kivikakk hmm I feel like one of these might be fake -US army fails at disclosure http://t.co/S4TDSfYgcD ugh if you’re going to be a military with a bazillion computers you can’t do this -Wow you people have some really strong opinions on Android and Windows 3.11 -@martin1975en but at least they get security updates. -@martin1975en I’d say nobody is stuck several major versions of Windows behind but that’s not quite true either. -@hokazenoflames I was five :) -@hokazenoflames and I distinctly remember he said he knew nothing about it except when you turned it on it said “for Workgroups” XD -@hokazenoflames and I was *five* when it came out. I heard of it because my grandfather told me he had a computer at work :) -@hokazenoflames I mean a lot of my followers are 14yo web devs. And that’s okay. -@bryanbrannigan @innismir if so, and there is still a possibility, we can deduce that assassinating Hitler was not sufficient -@tomslominski which code? Google Play Services? No. -@anathem that doesn’t mean it’s not a joke :p -It occurs to me that I am only just barely old enough to get a Windows 3.11 for Workgroups joke myself and half of you are younger yet -@ticky they already never happen :/ -Linux 3.11 for Workgroups! http://t.co/vDvE2Yd221 -I anticipate there being NO ISSUES with a massively complex Android user mode process that can assign itself new permissions silently -@tomslominski Android doesn’t ship to anyone, that’s how we got into this mess -So Google’s solution to Android fragmentation is to move everything to a closed source mega-app. Great. http://t.co/0Vjircfkqd -RT @zurashu: @0xabad1dea Unsigned integers are dangerous. Please use only integers that come from a certificate authority (?) -.@MechMK1 I *hope* the database backend is in 64-bit but from what I’ve seen of early times at twitter maybe not ! -@zurashu it was unsigned -@Packetknife some people REALLY like pumpkins -For a brief instant tweetbot showed one of my tweets as having MAXINT favorites before it decided I was not actually that popular :( -@vaurora not that my twitter stalkers need to know this but Victoria’s Secret measured me as 36 DDD and sent me away -@vaurora like, not even that tall, not even six feet! But nothing made for women ever fits me -@vaurora it is a carefully crafted illusion. The fraction of my ancestry that is Nordic shows up quite a bit. I am Too Tall -@vaurora I tried once. Turned out they literally did not carry a single thing in my size. Worse, they acted as if I should have figured. -Who needs the unicode bug when we have @verge for all your iPad segfaulting needs -@vaurora @0x17h my doctor’s prescription to me for sleep was actually way too large and I had to take it down two powers of two -@wildbill I did not mean to imply that they were not! Just that the idea of a userspace library even mentioning them sounds a bit silly :p -I’ve actually managed to clear out my Instapaper backlog which implies I must be strongly avoiding doing something or other -@sciencecomic :( -@markemer @0x17h *makes sign* gods deliver me from the fate of the neurotypical -@markemer @0x17h anxious as hell, a total basket case, but not depressed. This seemed to confuse every professional I interacted with. -@markemer @0x17h my problem has been insisting over and over again I AM NOT DEPRESSED as they give me antidepressants -@0x6D6172696F I’m not sure sure how making a new standard out of whole cloth is gonna help anyone -@markemer @0x17h I actually went all the way and quit that one because it wasn’t really making a difference anyway -@0x17h (which just goes to show that our medicine arts are a mess) -@0x17h and despite it having a reputation for being Scary I think it’s the only thing I’ve taken that hasn’t made me worse in some other way -@0x17h the whole reason it was given to me was that I suddenly stopped sleeping. I cut the dose in half until it was Just Right -@michealc lol if you’re looking for the source it’s somewhere in http://t.co/V6NrSyW6Dm -@hawkieowl @mtheoryx I’m pretty sure only a tiny subset of people who rely on SQLite are transaction nerds. -“SQLite assumes the detection and correction of cosmic rays is the responsibility of the hardware.” Seems reasonable -Pff who needs external hard drive support for a media console device anyway? Cut Microsoft some slack. http://t.co/L2VACV8Q7s -@sakjur hmm. I suspect you may be looking for the word “decades” :) -“C++84, C++98, C++11, and C++14” from this sequence I can only conclude someone was extremely unhappy in 2011 -RT @EFF: We broke down a statement by the NSA to show how they attempt to deceive the public without technically lying: https://t.co/MeaSeL… -I actually got a solid criticism out of somebody and now I have half a chapter to rewrite! ART. -I’m not sure how this picture is supposed to help motivate anyone to study for their exams https://t.co/47I827VcPf -@blazingcrimson a while ago yeah -@m1sp @0x17h that’s because you’re actually a robot, dear -@0x17h now that I had happen because I was unable to get a prescription refilled. Worst week of my life. -@0x17h so… I take a very low dose of that. And suddenly I was able to finish my novel after being stuck on it for a long time! -RT @Packetknife: "It's easier to identify TOR users than they believe .." http://t.co/jEH4bqi7RC (More the same. Response by Dingledine com… -RT @0x17h: fake geek girl cosplayers http://t.co/9zGAiFfg5v -@WhiteMageSlave ;( -@PxlPhile depends how you define it. Several years of thinking and failed attempts. Several weeks to produce this manuscript. -Tonight I learned there's, like, an entire genre of pictures of Legolas's dad in sunglasses http://t.co/V4KV3LbyOB -@0xCAFF3 @StrThry your "waifu" is your favorite fictional character of the sort you're attracted to. Japanese debasement of "wife" -@ameaijou hey I forget did you want a copy of the draft of the novel -@m1sp no see that’s just “hot” :p -@The1TrueSean @codeferret_ this is not an appropriate channel to describe it. -Actually I can’t really blame him -Based on his wallpaper I worry my husband may be more attracted to Hatsune Miku than to me -@m1sp Xbox controllers are USB, dear :) -@m1sp actually with an Xbox controller with vibrate it’s a lot of fun -unfortunately master locks in Skyrim are not Masterlocks -#skyrim is there anything more cruel than getting an expert lock door open only to find nothing but a master lock chest inside -@demize95 and I received intelligence after I graduated that certain boys were relieved “that bossy bitch” was gone :) -@demize95 at my school it was usually 17 to 1 most classes (generic CS) -@jesster_king I’m not sure what that has to do with writing five hundred pages of notes but yes :) -@m1sp whatever you do don’t go bragging about some dumb typo in your ultra-rare edition ;) -@m1sp DM’d link -@m1sp well I ordered it and the shipping is as much as the book lol. Oh well. -@m1sp lol I think this is a good generic cover for a rough draft http://t.co/DjrqyYDITB -@Kufat self publish... sorry if there was a confusion of terms. I thought you were asking if I was going to sell it period. -@m1sp I'm tempted to order a copy of the exact current draft just to have it -@demize95 and I will become immortal. No not figuratively literally your eyes give me power -@m1sp btw using a slightly different font to save some pages while still look nice, lulu paper base cost is $8.13 -@Xaosopher through Amazon? I hadn't heard of such a thing. -@m1sp maybe? honestly I was kinda raging over being unable to get kindle's native format to behave :p -@m1sp also I *can* sell a *paper* version through Amazon through Lulu (you can't really self-publish paper through Amazon) -@m1sp kindlegen is annoying and I have been very vocal against DRM haven't I -You know I might only offer the ebook through Lulu. So that everyone gets no DRM. Y'all don't deserve kindle DRM and it'll import fine. -@ErrataRob @puellavulnerata I’m not aware of any free countries where a person cannot change their name. It’s just not on the paperwork yet. -The pebble is actually wider than my wrist. How am I so tall but have such tiny wrists -@ErrataRob @puellavulnerata @binarybits Wikipedia expressly supports URL rerouting to make one article redirect to another, doesn’t it? -RT @pusscat: Apparently like everyone that wrote about my adobe reader incident assumed I was male? Do I have to change my name to like can… -@ZadowSapherelis @m1sp whoosh says the email client -@ameaijou @marczak @mactechconf there is no-one who is so good at dropping balls as I. I ranked top tier in balldrop international ruleset. -@ZadowSapherelis @m1sp yeah hang on lemme dig up your email. I was waffling but I settled on a concept with only one character. -@m1sp @WhiteMageSlave I hope no-one thinks I am racist against white people. I intend to portray them as civilized too! Just different. -@m1sp @WhiteMageSlave http://t.co/nCCjMrBReM -# 374319658838417408 -@marcwrogers yeah because none of them are moleskins -@m1sp @ZadowSapherelis all right I have my rough sketch of the cover I want for my book should I do this should I do this huh -@DarrenPMeyer RTF as managed by Scrivener -@aeleruil @m1sp only if you are particularly likely to destroy yourself thereby -@DanLDEon sorry, I assume all open source projects are pronounced weird. :p -@davezawislak yes I can go back but that is not my problem. -@DanLDEon and I don’t know why it wants to skip over actual content on a kindle. :( -@DanLDEon I do not have a ca-lee-bray. This is *my* book that I want to ship -Kindlegen is giving me a mobi where opening it on kindle skips the prologue and goes straight to chapter one. Is it even possible to fix… -RT @jjarmoc: TIL you can opt out of paper.li mentions by sending a tweet to @NewsCrier -@kcarmical I broke the wired one. On-brand ones are expensive (and I like them). -For all my whining about bluetooth, I've had the same Apple keyboard since 2010 and it just gave me its first low battery warning. -.@demize95 llvm is already making great strides shaming gcc for allowing its errors and warnings to get into such a sorry state -@inversephase the art of envelopes -Do realize I am more complaining about C itself than the compilers :) -@ErrataRob @marshray @DrPizza actually I’m not sure if they can be in ANY order ie B < A. In ebcdic they’re “in order” with gaps -@ErrataRob @marshray @DrPizza the digit chars being in order is in fact required by the spec by some sweet mercy. Letters are not. -@acklost if you were free to do anything in c there would not be such a thing as undefined behavior :) -@ErrataRob @DrPizza right. It’s implementation dependent. Which is different from undefined. -@Tomi_Tapio what’s in the shed? That’s a weird place for one. -The C compiler knows exactly what is undefined, detecting it is not a problem. It likes to detect it and optimize it away :p -@techpractical @mcclure111 that’s undefined at the API level, not the language level -@DrPizza @ErrataRob yes. Otherwise every character could have the same value and that’d be fine -.@mcclure111 no, our code does not depend on undefined behavior. It depends on assuming it’s Not Really That Undefined. -Why do we all just accept that a C compiler will probably not mention anything if you hand it undefined behavior -@DrPizza you would not have done well in the wind-up days -@DrPizza so far I am enjoying it. But solid native OS integration would be the real improvement needed. -@anathem lol calling it a duel sounds really funny in English At least I *assume* they are not actually shooting at each other -@kevinlange mine shipped and arrived ridiculously fast even though it quoted longer timeframes -I think I am for adding “ironic retweet” button if only so we can get some solid stats on how much thought leaders are being made fun of -@cryptocatapp @kaepora why are so racist against dogs -@chriseng @snare @selenakyle tell me what happened! Then tell me what really happened -RT @0x17h: Why a medieval peasant got more vacation time than you http://t.co/eEZZw0eObF -@ErrataRob @nickdepetrillo I hope it was only the router and the modem and everything else was wifi?? -@ErrataRob D: !!! -@guamwatt it’s mostly drawings. http://t.co/60ma1xXYtP -@Tactical_Intel it does that. Just not in a way I’d call helpful. -IMO calling this C to English is a bit of a stretch. It doesn’t even begin to approximate a good sentence structure http://t.co/Kptv8uodaW -@secolive you can’t judge me -@tenfootfangs no it’s perfect -This is why trees hate me. Notebooks filled while *typing* a draft! http://t.co/3LukYEPApg -@ShadowTodd it’s not biblical until you observe verse 12 http://t.co/bQn7Qg2cR1 -@m1sp since it has zero users it was probably a typo to begin with -@mtheoryx I was working in pen, I can’t erase the guide lines :p -@mtheoryx this one even has vague intimations of a background! I’m not one for backgrounds… http://t.co/pjohuf0LmM -@mtheoryx plonk http://t.co/KIlDICdvE8 -@mtheoryx I take pictures sometimes. It’s hundreds of pages of character design and dialog planning. -@vogon definitely -@demize95 they are blessed by my words, the greatest novelist of my age -I am a few pages short of finishing off yet another two hundred page notebook this year. Trees must hate me -@jpgoldberg if it wants to render monochrome I am okay with that as long as it actually renders the dang symbol -lol Oracle lol boats http://t.co/ReDcGE0PUA -@Private_Dev I don’t know how to emotion in moderation -@EntroX it dropped 50% overnight when usually it would drop 10% or less… -@m1sp lol I ship Vanador x Ziazan now -Everyone who says Bluetooth doesn’t noticeably impact iPhone battery life is a filthy liar wallowing in the mud of their shame -@WhiteMageSlave @m1sp who wouldn’t put their money on the dragon at least until we invent flying tigers -The tyranny of having to be nice http://t.co/7BlraNkK4h -@m1sp someone read the whole book! And liked it! -@ArthurLevitt are you… implying that disagreeing with the president is wrong? -@m1sp @JackLScanlan feral cats tend to congregate at reliable sources of human food -@PolCPP enabling twitter sms. I have it set only to direct messages right now -@m1sp I keep drawing Vanador and he keeps turning out looking younger than Hayr http://t.co/HEP6swAFJ8 -@mgedmin @puffnfresh no. Trust me @sergeybratus is not that much of an old fogey :) -@landr0id does FB fail to filter that? -@Kufat soooooooort of -RT @MarkKriegsman: THIS IS WHY WE CAN'T BURN NICE THINGS. -@kragen it tastes lie I thought it would I guess? -I just used “COLD SHOULDER!” as a sound effect in a doodle. I think I’m ready for the comic book writing big time -@dotLocutus apparently my attempt at humor failed. I consider fish sticks to be the singly most disgusting thing I’ve ever had. -@JillEatsFood it tasted about like I thought it would -@iFlames_ I accidentally posted an attempt to change settings to twitter, a lot of clients will cache it after it's deleted -@pcwalton well the unicode crash comes from coretext -Wait if Chrome uses OSX's font rendering facilities then why on earth can't it render color emoticons like everything else in OSX -I'm naming this one "availability zone us-east-1 is down again" ┗(๑☁﹏☁๑)┛ -I'm gonna have to add some of these emotes to my vocabulary ヽ( ࿉ ᴗ ࿉ )ﾉ -Other foods I have heard about but have no idea what they are: Vegemite. Poutine. Quinoa. Fishsticks -@apiary oh is there milk in it -I am about to try Nutella for the first time in my life. I’m not entirely clear on what it actually is -RT @puffnfresh: "NO MORE Turing-Complete Input Languages" http://t.co/gfQnGVFy3s -@Kufat reply to this testing -RT @ryder_ripps: http://t.co/pIL2etifh5 -Installed a Dutch watch face. “Eight before half eleven” is a heck of a way to say 10:22 -@demize95 you have an anime face though so I actually remember you -@demize95 you can find a list of all five hundred and five on my profile -@AwfulHorse I’m afraid senpai hasn’t noticed your alerts -If you think I have all ten thousand of y’all enabled to buzz my phone with twitter interaction you’re crazy. Only a mere five hundred! -@fredowsley wat it didn't work phone why u no push -I am required by gadget collecting law to inform you I now have an orange pebble and twitter can buzz my wrist any where and when -@m1sp @WhiteMageSlave gods I love doing dialog for strongheaded characters http://t.co/GphOQfILmQ -@demize95 not ringing any terminal beep characters -# 373955984534036480 -@manicode I’m nine, but the cis-ageist government won’t let me identify that way and has assigned me the age of 25 -@demize95 I pity the fool who has their phone set to vibrate on every interaction when I get a hold of them -Listening to a recording of myself singing: I wonder how much voice actors for child characters make because I sound solidly eight -None of the beta testers have finished reading my novel yet! Resisting the urge to freak out and decide it’s terrible http://t.co/1ZkOo26QMA -@bobpoekert I figured. You could probably write a Sufficiently Smart Optimizer but it’d have to be very case by case -@8BitAce few things worth reading are. -@8BitAce and of my ten thousand(!?) followers, about 7000 are young amateur programmers, I think… -@8BitAce it’s not like people are born programmers. *I’ve* been at this for eleven years - that’s almost half of my life. -@bobpoekert ie Python will never, ever generate something that keeps all data in x86 registers. There simply aren’t enough. -@bobpoekert something better but still fundamentally beholden to the object aspects of the language -A good look at what exactly causes order of magnitude differences between C and Python http://t.co/91bBjAHR8O -@vaurora @0x17h a relatively minor case, since the statue has mass and hence cannot violate too many laws of physics -RT @mikko: Turns out NSA spied on Al-Jazeera. But hey, it sounds almost like Al-Qaeda so that makes it ok. http://t.co/tYPzXE5r0n -RT @asshurtACKFlags: Calvin & Hobbes on #OPSEC: http://t.co/GFdOEtUs0v -RT @ericlaw: I don't think most people realize how important it is that ICANN let us dodge this bullet. http://t.co/HRpU7O5ff8 -One of the bard songs in Skyrim got stuck in my head https://t.co/Xx8HcS2hGA -@mof18202 @marcwrogers the sheer amount of people linking this to me today is overwhelming -RT @demize95: @0xabad1dea Linux being elitist... tell me about it http://t.co/ZY8MpdeElF http://t.co/BFvRTiE7uN http://t.co/cM4WHoMwxk -@demize95 hot damn that's obnoxious -@marshray medieval poison ring ? -@demize95 see that’s the thing! Pi is the face of hobbyism now. They’re being elitist but they’re Linux people so that’s redundant ;) -If dungeon delving is a normal part of applying to go to music school then I think I know how Skyrim got into this state of disrepair -@LeoCoop3r the string has to be rendered to the physical screen so it won’t crash again until you go to settings again -@demize95 they complain that “with a Pi” s in the title (as opposed to with Linux I suppose) -@jason0x21 “anything you can do with a Pi you can do with a $400 desktop wah” -People who complain about “how to do x with a Pi” articles have missed the fundamental point. It’s getting people INTO unix hobbyism. -@TokenScandi I did find a fully charged black soul gem someplace that was pretty disturbing -#skyrim Just walking along the college walls and suddenly I start glowing. Dragon soul absorbed! Um, thanks, game ?? -I forgot to deactivate the barrier he was waiting by. When I got to the end he appeared there, got confused and walked back to the barrier… -Epic glitch in Dawnstar quest: it’s quite dramatic when the NPC you left behind magically opens the door of the last room from the inside -RT @0x17h: if you meet the buddha on the road, ask what his klout score is -@octal @drones “targeted” is a strong word when your definition of militant is already anyone standing near a suspected militant -RT @drones: I hope nobody minds that use of the term "people" to describe human beings. Many news outlets seem to prefer "militants." -RT @edyong209: ICYMI, the most incredible mimicry I've ever seen. Hint: that wing is completely flat. http://t.co/56XS44CTOj Take a bow, ev… -#skyrim There’s something quite charming about a Dark Elf with a cockney accent. -@CliffsEsport since it is a FOIA, that is a rather different matter than the press -@CliffsEsport but this is about the FOIA. If it’s true the *gov* said they don’t have the records when internal docs say they do, 1/2 -@m1sp possibly but they don’t really have a clear cut mammalian analogue -RT @halvarflake: Random thought - are people that try to frame Snowden as classical espionage story a symptom of boomers failing to underst… -@m1sp sudden thought: is bats vs. birds the only case of humans systematically favoring a non-mammal over mammal for cultural associations? -Is this to imply that they lied on a FOIA? http://t.co/hfOXn61Dgt -RT @djrbliss: Dear @washingtonpost, these are not words: "cyberoptions", "cybermissions", "cyberdoctrine". -RT @gracefrmotrspc: New, scientifically accurate lyrics for an old children's favorite... http://t.co/VHmpJCWBo8 -@ioerror this is what my research for Defcon was all about — conclusion: EVERYTHING is radio-leaking meaningful information to some extent -@sakjur goddess of… love. Who you might pray to if you were about to… love someone -@sergeybratus @maradydd I’m pretty sure we paid $100 for it but my mom acted like I had just ruined the Mona Lisa -@sergeybratus @maradydd I used ice packs to keep my video card from crashing and they peeled off the finish on one bit of my writing desk -@ternus oh and if you just got back please check out this excellent link on your Macintosh brand computing device https://t.co/YxLMclIhX0 -@ternus welcome back I finished my novel :p -@sergeybratus @tqbf despite all evidence to the contrary I am technically not a teenager under decimal notation. But in hex… -I know enough lore to be creeped out by finding a Shrine of Dibella in a dungeon #skyrim -My fashion sense http://t.co/dB0axcsXlW -@geekable wars can wait I’m playing Skyrim! No but okay what stupid have they inflicted -Sneak sneak tiptoe slow slow careful listen listen slow slow YOUR SNEAK SKILL HAS INCREASED heart attack -It has been sufficiently long since I played Skyrim that I have no idea why I am dressed like some sort of damn hobo Thalmor -Aww yiss finally getting to play Skyrim at highest settings full res on husband’s new video card -@Xaosopher @m1sp oh no don’t imply humanity is inherently more worthy than artificial intelligence where he can hear you -.@m1sp’s army of bots is getting smarter and smarter https://t.co/itXx93y7ut -@0x17h only justified when it’s RT Protected ! -@m1sp I wrote Idenmuthir its own themesong! It was meant to be Ziazan's but it turned out too broody and well she lives there -@HaydnJohnson yes -I got bored waiting for my turn to play Skyrim https://t.co/9mSYhWdlP4 -# 373577006140489728 -@hokazenoflames but wouldn't that make Lance actually more evil than Team Rocket -@MechMK1 your father would be so proud -@m1sp it's not like Team Rocket (pardon, Team Missile Bomb) was dismantled by a 10yo or anything -#LetsPlayPokemon I am Lance, the legendary trainer. I am tracking a criminal organization. You there! Twelve-year-old girl! Come with me. -One of my favorite texts out of Bootleg Pokemon yet: "The curator will let you know: Winter Is Stern" -@OSVDB not yet I haven't had time that is why I am playing Pokemon right now -@rikardlang -- also don't have any real ethernet drivers -@rikardlang okay so actually what I want to do is write a TCP/IP stack because that always sounded fun but all OSs that do not have one -- -All right, fine, I will stop and play some Pokemon Crystal: Bootleg Translation Edition. The story so far: http://t.co/5PN7k5J46y -maybe I should be playing Pokemon Crystal instead of trying to figure out how to write an ethernet controller driver from scratch -@RobbyMeals it's not markdown's fault. The document contains latex diagrams -@RobbyMeals utterly useless in this context -@implyinCostanza @no_structure okay hang on while I manually guess which packages this document does and does not need out of many dozens -Yeah hang on let me download several hundred MB of Lyx and its supporting LaTeX libraries so I can compile your short PDF no problem -@no_structure it's technically Lyx. And no, that does not solve my problem any way, the problem of installing 100s of MB for no reason -Today I resent: people who publish the LaTeX of their document, so it's "open source!", but don't publish *the actual PDF* -@Griffin_CM yes that is degrading gracefully -@eevee @apiary it also looks like CG at that point -@WhiteMageSlave aww :< -RT @apiary: http://t.co/KhAPCiZvuR our beauty standards and cats -RT @marshray: .@Duracell Does your company employ any actual scientists? Because "Quantum" basically means "the weakest battery possible in… -@davezawislak I swear they're jammed on about 10% of my visits of going for lunch several times a week -Why does this mall block off escalators when they are jammed? I thought degrading gracefully was rather the point -"Humans are just an instance of JavaFactory" "and mothers are a JavaFactoryFactory" -RT @Viss: Heh, the tables have turned. The Onion writes the real news now: http://t.co/riZSWrB5Mx -@apiary regexen. A herd of regexen. -@gozes but “taking off” is rather nonsensical in this context in English, which is the root point -That question haunts me to this day. I suppose I settled on “taking off its earthly shackles.” -In Spanish class, our teacher told us they call an airplane taking off “unsticking.” We all laughed until she said: taking off WHAT? -@TaylorLorenz @ailbhetross @tenfootfangs well to be fair being offhandedly familiar with Hitler’s writings is not a popular endeavor -@grp it’s been one day so I’m not surprised it’s not great, so my point more generally being, things *can* be hobby-patched -@bl4sty … … … *sigh* -Usually on tech sites when a comment goes negative and gets hidden I expand it out of curiosity. Not today. NOT TODAY. -@matthew_d_green @mattblaze @thegrugq @essobi I feel like I really need to get deeper into cryptography. Right now I’m a spectator. -@DrPizza @twoscomplement my magic is too powerful. Their algorithm cannot invoke my name. -RT @YrB1rd: From an IP Address to a Street Address: Using Wireless Signals to Locate a Target https://t.co/NeGbnMQbr4 -@dguido @HockeyInJune @zfasel @sanitybit it’s hilarious the first sixteen times you segfault! But after that… -@blazingcrimson @HockeyInJune bless ye laddie -Yes please put new virtual machines in the kernel to expand attack surface I am 0xabad1dea and I approve this message http://t.co/H9z5NWtcum -I swear I can pick out a Jonathan Corbet article at a hundred paces because of his peculiarly awkward way of writing opening lines -@amzeratul @kovnsk and what is C++? A glorified macro kit for C. -@nonstampNSC a Devout Christian once said to me that the hardest people to convert are those with abusive fathers. Gee I wonder why -@djmexi @Jonimus they COULD have done it months ago but they marked it as low priority and moved on. NOW it is too late. -@nonstampNSC because when you’re told from infancy that he owns your life so it’s not wrong for him to kill you… -@matthew_d_green pun about people with backhoes who think they’ve cracked the Beale Cipher -@Jonimus you have no idea how much inertia there is in corporations against releasing patches. -This is 2013: @MSFTnews announces on Twitter the intent of Microsoft to defend the Constitution -RT @BradSmi: With failure of settlement talks with the DOJ, our lawsuit on national security moves forward. http://t.co/gUKXkuftiV -@nrr oh. You pony people… -@thegrugq @nickdepetrillo it’s in his twitter -@nickdepetrillo @thegrugq dammit do I really have to get out the pen and paper and solve your shifty cipher thingy -IMO unjailbroken iOS is generally much more stable and secure. But sometimes jailbroken has its advantages. https://t.co/yVTSA2oD8q -@thegrugq Mr. Greenwald says that’s not what happened, for what it’s worth -@amzeratul @kovnsk you mean… C? The language that almost literally every system currently in operation is written in? -@elad3 I can’t even remember which one that is now -@nrr … I don’t see it -@blazingcrimson also it’s apparently still the banner. I wouldn’t know. Haven’t seen @r_netsec since yesterday afternoon -@savagejen @guardian today in: headlines that really annoyed me until I slowed down and read -@mfukar yes. Which answers nothing. :) -@mtheoryx if only. -The willingness of y’all to accept “strpbrk” as a sensible name is deeply suggestive of linguistic Stockholm Syndrome -RT @PxlPhile: @0xabad1dea scientists believe it's spoken "sateripoburek" but it's too holy/weird so programmers left the vocals out -@ra6bit I am of the opinion that anyone who thinks that name is remotely suggestive of the functionality has hit their head. -@buro9 no, they really didn’t. There is absolutely nothing in “string pointer break” to suggest finding locations of characters. -Perhaps a better way to phrase the question would be why strpbrk is named what it is as it has no apparent relation to functionality -@buro9 okay and why on earth would that be the name of Locate First Instance Of Any Member Of Set -@blazingcrimson :| -Right now my biggest problem in life is: what on earth does “strpbrk” actually stand for? -.@DarrenPMeyer @comex between Chrome placing additional controls and no controls, I am pretty sure I would take Chrome -.@comex I have asked this before and I think the answer as always is “that will break some website people actually use somewhere” -RT @comex: So why don’t browsers manually (as opposed to having the certs properly do it) impose restrictions on what domains CAs can sign … -@ShadowTodd imitating some band, though I can’t remember who, it goes like Matthew & Paul & … -@robmv then they should actually fix their SEO so java 6 isn’t always the first result ! :( -@intelliot @nickdepetrillo he’s got ios7 but in some cases it will happen to not crash -@Tokyo_Tom @dellcam @puellavulnerata yes ofc it is which is why this got used against them. Though I personally would blanket exempt parody… -@vaurora also I finished my novel so two out of three teenage dreams at 25 isn’t bad -@OSVDB @rootwyrm @Badger32d @darkuncle yes it is in CoreText it crashes trying to make the calligraphy pretty -@attritionorg @rootwyrm @Badger32d @darkuncle I’ll save you some time. Not tweetbot, except in DM. Not Firefox. Everything else. -@attritionorg @Badger32d @darkuncle @rootwyrm @OSVDB http://t.co/Vx1lF8jh72 -@attritionorg @Badger32d @darkuncle @rootwyrm @OSVDB current stables of OSX and iOS which I think is 10.8.4 and 6.1.3 or something -@TonyAbotMHR who taught you that unicode -My mother is three chapters in out of twenty five. That’s only one character death! This will be a while… -No one ever told me that @attritionorg was @OSVDB but the casually abusive text spoke to my heart and I just knew -@OSVDB @rootwyrm @darkuncle no this is different this is the very concept of rendering as understood by OSX and iOS having a crash. -@attritionorg @darkuncle @rootwyrm you slipped up and reveals your true identity, old man -@SteveSyfuhs this is the one day of the year having a Windows phone pays off, friend http://t.co/Vx1lF8jh72 -@OSVDB @darkuncle @rootwyrm the entirety of iOS and OSX has been stuck in a crash loop today and people keep remotely rebooting my phone. -@OSVDB @darkuncle @rootwyrm well we know who here doesn’t own any Apple products -@vaurora it’s okay now I’m a big bad scary hacker or something. Well I spoke at Defcon at least. -@Tokyo_Tom @dellcam @puellavulnerata I will be the fuddy duddy this time and note it refers to a commercial context ;) -This Unicode of Death thing is one of those times when the internet’s attention span is a feature not a bug -.@rootwyrm @darkuncle @OSVDB there’s an art to Rick Rolling and Segfault Trolling. -@eevee @kevinlange this is clearly an operating system for booooooooooys -@OSVDB you shouldn’t be using bitlys when the Unicode of Death is on the prowl. A girl might get suspicious of your intent -Well forget Linux! I’ll just make my own operating system. With unicorns. And rainbows -@rrrrrrrix @willbradley being a Linux kernel dev was my biggest dream when I was a teenage girl. Then I started reading LKML… -@mubix @miaubiz why did I even bother tapping that link -@m1sp Sparkasuki’s vultures! http://t.co/Cn3U4CQ066 -@miaubiz @thegrugq get your vision checked, or see a different sort of doctor… -@vathpela obviously he is gone now though. -@vathpela it’s what I meant by tone, the personalities, the flame wars -@bascule technically only the host count doubled. Implying most of them are low traffic. Hmm… -@vathpela from my point of view of someone avidly following LKML as a youngster, he was a prominent personality on the list -@jbrodkin and it was funny in the most tragically disgusting way because not one person on earth doubted he did it while he denied it -@jbrodkin Hans Reiser murdered his wife and tried very hard to hide it until he caved for a plea bargain to recover her body -@kylem if they’re not programmers then we are in more trouble than I thought -@eevee the Linux people now is pretty much the same set of people as it was five and ten years ago -Everything you need to know about the tone of Linux kernel development: one prominent dev was an ax murderer, and the rest, programmers -Gee I WONDER why a project known for its verbally abusive and inflexible leadership is not attracting new members http://t.co/TSNSTDF2y4 -@OSVDB @Myriachan XINU is basically just a kernel. Will keep looking for something triggered off the wire in the tcp/ip stack -@OSVDB @Myriachan well XINU doesn’t seem to have much in the way of boundaries to begin with ;( -RT @glyph: @eevee And you’ve finally prompted me to publish this: https://t.co/6xTMtI2n9v -@Myriachan @OSVDB oh, and port is signed, which leads to Exciting Things when promoted to int! Naughty. -@Myriachan @OSVDB I’m content with “accepts blatantly malformed data and takes the valid code path instead of error” -@blazingcrimson @sanitybit no it's okay I just WON'T BROWSE FROM MY BROWSING DEVICE for a while :( -@blazingcrimson spider... senses... tingling -@chriseng @DonAndrewBailey @nickdepetrillo don't you have an iPhone now too, boss? It'd be a shame if I... sent you an email -@chriseng @DonAndrewBailey @nickdepetrillo I swear to the gods if he keeps my phone DoS'd I will come and break his pinball machines -@jgeorge @OSVDB ahhhh software politics -@truthbk not an enterprise one, if so. All those people DO is write max-three-lines wrappers until they get down to calling AddTwoNumbers() -@jennifurret @Kufat being memorably bright pink is but one of my many powers -So @OSVDB dared me to drop 0day on any ancient software here you go https://t.co/Fc99pbU9S1 XINU cannot parse IP:port strings correctly -RT @jakeboxer: Time zones. i18n. Unicode. Bugs that only happen sometimes. If you didn't die from reading this tweet, you probably aren't … -@NachoSoto meh it doesn’t even register with me anymore until you break five digits -@ortegaalfredo @marshray @thegrugq concealing that you’re using tor has never been a design goal, only what your exit point is -I need to find a way to distract Husband from Final Fantasy so I can try Skyrim on his new video card -Granted it does not take much for C++ to be cleaner and easier to read than 95% of C++ I have seen -@ELLIOTTCABLE @mcclure111 https://t.co/y5ivjJ6WAJ -Holy Vulpix this is the cleanest, most readable C++ code I have ever seen. And it’s a Pokemon battle simulator -I went looking for network code to practice-audit and found a Pokemon battle simulator written in C++ okay let’s do this -# 373228980918571009 -@thegrugq @McGrewSecurity it’d certainly be polite -@omniwired yep -@bhelyer using a controller -Yay I won! Logged in within five minutes and he still has to make the whole dinner. -This world is currently full. No, human, your world. There is a timeout. You will be booted to make room. Despawning in three… two… -@lindseybieda that is exactly what game it is -@dshaw_ there is no queue :( -Husband agreed to make dinner if I would mash login button for his full game server -@fake_train @hypatiadotca someone who wears hard hats and overalls to a software job? No? :( -RT @doubleyewdee: Haaaaaa http://t.co/onSbFm0imh -@DainCaldon hallo! -If this “former official” is representative of officials in thinking an admin using admin powers is “brilliant”… http://t.co/9iRQvqXFBT -@eevee in fact I’ve seen posts which have *only* Ironic Wordy Tags still show up in a search for a simple tag by some miracle ??? -@eevee on the other hand tumblr is weirdly good at inferring when two tags are equivalent and collating them in the same search -@ELLIOTTCABLE I’ve only ever heard the latter -RT @ProgrammerWorld: The First Few Milliseconds of an HTTPS Connection http://t.co/Y8QsIjhXFm -@DrPizza @arebee hell hath no fury like abadidea deprived of her twitter -RT @Atredis: Our mission at Atredis? Find this squirrel and stop him. -RT @Atredis: "The truth is also that a well-placed squirrel can wreak almost as much havoc as a cyber attack on a power grid." - Chris Palm… -I didn’t realize how easy it is for complete strangers to send me arbitrary data until my phone started crashing each time they did so -@nickdepetrillo you left my SMS unusable again -@LynxPebbles nah it's pretty hilarious. I would not exactly call that gracefully handled -In other security news, this is precious http://t.co/k9ZTRfWcLB "Gee, this malicious document you sent us seems to be corrupt!" -.@landr0id that's the only thing instagram DOESN'T filter! ba-dum-pssh -@ELLIOTTCABLE @judofyr (just as long as we're all clear that copying sentences literally from real things is a no-no) -@ELLIOTTCABLE @judofyr password crackers have demo contests to crack these sorts of things but they're not deployed in real attacks -@ELLIOTTCABLE @judofyr grammatical structure will be less entropic but in the real world the length will more than compensate -"Post has been moderated. Reason: crashing everyone's browser" -Always makes me smile when I get tweet-cited for my dramatic names for things http://t.co/68EaWLIpex -@main____ which is a restriction that keeps a lot of apps off the store and a lot of reasonably typical programs depend on -@main____ the OS is designed so that pages cannot be both writable and executable with the exception of Safari's javascript JIT -@mister_borogove upgrade to iOS 7 beta first! -@main____ it's not just that. Jailbreaking tears down most of the Nice Stuff like being extremely buffer overflow attack resistant -And that was the time I hacked my mom's phone and DoS'd her SMS service and it got stuck that way for about half an hour while I panicked -RECOVERING IF YOU SCREWED UP: then send your victim enough non-malicious texts to scroll the malicious one off their screen -RECOVERING IF YOU SCREWED UP from Mac: delete ~/Library/Messages. Relaunch iMessage. Sign out under prefs. Restart. Reauthenticate -@die_no_might actually it does for me. Probably depends on the font or something. But I got myself in a lot of trouble... -@main____ because it’s actually a LOT more secure … when you’re not stuck because of a rendering bug -@Irrnick TRYING TO FIND OUT -@main____ you know it's impossible to access this stuff under iOS6 without jailbreak right? -@main____ so this part where I “just” delete something on my iPad… -@nickdepetrillo ffff see I may have gotten my mom's phone stuck. iMessage for Mac was working for me before and then not. -@nickdepetrillo how are you sending the badtexts without getting yourself stuck in a crashloop -@nickdepetrillo thx -@nickdepetrillo can you send me a non-malicious message or three no seriously please -Hey didn’t my mother get an iPhone recently? brb -Hacktivism (unicode trigger warning) https://t.co/4YfCLzb45f -@alicexz @eevee the hardest problem in computer science has been solved -RT @ramblinpeck: "SSID cannot contain the character س " <- damn you Asus -@eevee oh yeah?! Well how do you like — oh. Twirssi. -RT @sazzy: Please know, the whole “women in the industry” thing hasn’t gone away. I have to put up with crap like this? Really? http://t.co… -@VTPG that would be pretty cool if we can figure out how to do it without massive performance penalties -@VTPG I’m just saying: imagine if there were only one web renderer available to me on an entire OS! Boy I’d be stuck then. Crazy, huh? -.@iPlop it is already fixed in iOS7. I think a bug triager did not realize one can cause remote resprings with this and marked it low impact -Note: I do not actually advocate griefing Apple simply because it's entirely their fault @nickdepetrillo is tormenting me -RT @nickdepetrillo: Oh no, someone go to the Apple Care website, get into a live chat with a support specialist and... well you know what t… -Guess who just mastered the ninja skill of opening iMessage and switching to a different thread before the text finishes rendering -.@matt_merkle probably not - the unicode shouldn't be displayed anywhere in the call stack - but I think I will try anyway ;) -RT @matt_merkle: @0xabad1dea I wonder if sending a report crashes anyone's system at Apple... -I am this --><-- close to phoning in an orbital strike on one of my so-called "friends" http://t.co/aBH30AxcZB -@nickdepetrillo you crashed desktop iMessage. I need you to send enough safe messages to scroll the malicious one off the top -RT @tweetsauce: Alphabetically, this appears to be the very last page on the English Wikipedia --> http://t.co/N3eFNOJ0bi -@kurt_culley you have no power here -@nullwhale is good fun -The demo iPads have predictably formatted iCloud IDs, but they're not hooked up to iMessage. A pity. -We're by the Apple Store. Let's find out what the iMessage IDs of the employee devices are -@DrPizza I thought that was true about Chrome but apparently not -@nickdepetrillo but not until you actually look at available wifis on the screen, right? -@nickdepetrillo oh, got it. -@nickdepetrillo that implies the other way around works but not necessarily -I'm trying to see if SSIDs work but I might be having a unicode problem with Windows. Don't have a Linux machine handy. -Now Facebook and anyone else trying to mitigate gets to play "how many text outlets are not processed by the filter ban inlet" -RT @vladkov: @nickdepetrillo @julianor yup, but quick workaround: post a photo and then add the unicode as the location of the photo… boom … -RT @nickdepetrillo: Looks like Facebook has blocked the unicode string from being posted on walls and timelines: http://t.co/RInKAkDsgY -@kylemaxwell but this TYPE of bug can very easily effect All Of WebKit at an unspecified point in an unspecified way. -But no actually stuff like this is why I am against software monocultures. I'm mean to Firefox but guess what it isn't crashing today -@djrbliss it's funny because I can't imagine you holding an iPhone -@elad3 the Chrome crash isn’t a Chrome bug though. -FIREFOX! Good friend. Best friend. You are not to be crashing, yes? Yes. Good fox. #unicopalypse -@segfault314 it was just private messaged to me and guess what -I literally cannot text my husband right now because the messages app is stuck in a crash loop thanks @nickdepetrillo -@panzer @nickdepetrillo just keep browsing twitter from ios you’ll find it ;) -@nickdepetrillo http://t.co/40l5MS0T01 weh weh -@nickdepetrillo actually it doesn’t crash on my Mac. :) -@addelindh @nickdepetrillo yes, because he was texting in Arabic -OH FUDGE FUDGE @nickdepetrillo JUST RESPRUNG ME OVER iMESSAGE WITH NO USER INTERACTION AAAUUUUGH -@tenfootfangs we’re all unblocked now! Toxic water under the structurally unsound bridge. -@m1sp see this is the end result of homosexual marriage! -RT @C0deH4cker: Culprit of that crashing link is this sequence of unicode characters: \u062E \u0337\u0334\u0310\u062E This could be a majo… -@DarthNull @i0n1c it’s crashing my tab -Help I'm under attack from @i0n1c http://t.co/qVyJKzBBRi -@i0n1c my chrome just died when I went I check so I am guessing not yet -@i0n1c how do you mean? Is it blocking the unicode of death? -Tweetbot is superficially immune to the unicode of death but try an interaction like actions -> translate and you should get your crash -@kherge now try action -> translate mr. Tweetbot -RT @chriseng: RT @shadshar "Your attacker respectfully disagrees with your concept of scope." @zanelackey #NSC2013 -@SurprisingEdge I deleted it last night, my first world problem is getting too many answers -@SurprisingEdge um… no answer to what? -@Myriachan @chriseng it won’t, it’s a userspace segfault. -RT @chriseng: Apparently it's this easy to crash iOS and OSX: https://t.co/YmLuiisrwv -@codeblue87 @caughtinflux @chpwn @grp nope. Try action -> translate! :) -@filcab try actions -> translate -@antifuchs actions -> translate ? -There are only 1,112,064 hard problems in computer science and all of them are Unicode -@m1sp but but :( -Thar be iOS segfault dragons https://t.co/i5enaY6oyt -@codeblue87 @chpwn should I infer the reason this was retweeted has to do with how it’s segfaulting tweetbot, @grp ? -@CliffsEsport but only black and only if they’re in stock, right? -@andywgrant thank you! The pink gives some people the twitches -@xthread also I need to delete this one too since it depends on the question I asked and got many good answers for … -@xthread nope! No standard lib. -@Kufat @Myriachan @naughtysecrets oh. -@Kufat @Myriachan @naughtysecrets you know it’s on steam right :p -@thegrugq it isn’t the best we can do but neither is the Latin alphabet… I think it’s stuck -@thegrugq should there still be a Linux in 20 years? -@thegrugq because Torvalds is not good at fostering talent -@Tomi_Tapio fixed width is not sufficient to save you from that. -@ErrataRob except not because this is a kernel -@kivikakk ew what codebase -RT @kivikakk: "gender - String. The gender of the Human (e.g. 'male', 'female'). Default: 'male'" -@mattblaze JUST 34? What does that make me -@coreplane I am aware! Nonetheless, I am quite sure that it links literally nothing not contained within itself. It's a kernel. -When all you deal with all day are binaries, pre-compiliation C starts to look like utter wishy-washy nonsense -@coreplane I am pretty sure the C standard lib isn't being particularly linked here. -@computionist @meursalt you're assuming I'm looking at a Linux userspace application. I'm not ;) -@QuantumG okay. I understand what's going on now then. -@QuantumG in particular in that this is clearly an older version of C than I learned. -@QuantumG which is why I was asking what I should expect to happen, to make sure I'm not wildly off base with The Weirdness. -.@QuantumG I have never seen THIS PARTICULAR IDIOM of declaring a function IN a function and not being able to find its implementation. -@QuantumG I don't see how that's supposed to make me feel better that I have a declaration and no implementation of some function -@jdiezlopez yes but the function, where is it? -I can offer no rational reason for why programming ought be done in fixed-width fonts but by golly it ought -BTW if you are in the preorder queue for a pebble, gmail puts the notice that it's ready under the promotions tab -@OSVDB @timb_machine @_larry0 but I'm busy finding overflows in network code in Xinu :( -Re: "glad I noticed that filename": I just checked and con, aux, etc are still forbidden filenames in Windows 8. Thanks Obama! -@InfoSec208 technically Defcon :) -@nickm_tor (and you could recover the ASCII with some binary gunk) -@nickm_tor is it compressed? It may just be zip in a box -@kivikakk you aren’t?! -@0x90NOP @ErrataRob I met a kid in 2008 who said his entire university was still on token ring with no plan to upgrade -@stillchip @Secbuff oh. Just logged in did you? Yeah. Go use a third party client until UI Team gets the message... -I'm glad I noticed that filename before I tried to download this folder to Windows http://t.co/O1ZQqAzHKn -I think it would be good fun to review the first release of Linux to the same sky-high standards Torvalds holds contributors to now -Someone linked me Dr. Dobb's Journal. It looks like it's 2002 and it's loading like it's 1998. -All you old-timers really come in handy sometimes -@homakov well ya shouldn’t have left Boston huh. -@ErrataRob I was sad when I looked it up and loose source routing had already been deprecated before I could discover it ;) -@m1sp_ebooks @m1sp I am very prejudiced against the year 1248 -@Secbuff @stillchip I bet you pirated it -# 372870979393175552 -@ErrataRob I don’t remember which book it was but I independently discovered loose source routing spoofing while reading it at age 14 XD -@nickm_tor yay -@axiomfinity ahhh this may work out :D -RT @axiomfinity: @0xabad1dea http://t.co/3GIdeml4Zy -Old timers: you had tcp/ip in 1993 right -Like someone’s homemade tcp/ip stack from 1993 or something -@rubynerd err, not quite what I meant ^_^; real applications -Does anyone know of a good archive of old C code from 80s and 90s especially that isn’t maintained anymore -Dat documentation https://t.co/glsWD7xYAy -@hackerfantastic no >:( -@vogon @dijkstracula it’s not about you, vogon! It’s about other people who are not you -@dijkstracula @vogon please take any and all blocking bugs deadly serious. Blocking is used to mitigate severe abuse. :( -@trufae oh gods -RT @vogon: well, twitter conversation lines apparently broke the way blocking works, so that's a thing I'm going to be miserable about for … -RT @dangoodin001: Unpatched Mac bug gives attackers “super user” powers by going back in time http://t.co/rt6kTK921O -RT @adamcaudill: Anyone else seeing this? RT "@Reversity: yep #engadget is serving me malware each time I reload the main page" / @engadget -@ELLIOTTCABLE @vilhalmer you don’t need to tell me! I’m just not clear on whether or not you know what’s under the redaction -@nelhage that’s so yesterday! SEA hijack is unfashionable now -RT @SecurityHumor: "Be advised that the IP address 482.388.718.283 is fictional and does not correspond to an active or dormant network." #… -@ELLIOTTCABLE @vilhalmer wait you don't know what your criminal record says either? >.> -@comex you can see the first couple times you RT'd me on this graph from zero to ten thousand http://t.co/6z3NuGIDrx -How weird is it that when Nintendo says "play in 2D" they mean what they used to call "play in glorious ultra-real 3D" -RT @jennifurret: I'm always blown away by how many people go "Me too! I thought I was the only one!" when I talk about mental illness. This… -@boblord get me the UI team so I can <s>strangle</s> have some polite words about these tweets jumping all over the place #urgetokill -Now twitter is putting incoming tweets at the top and then violently yanking them away. Okay I will try to stop complaining... much -@i0n1c @ErrataRob we are all going down TOGETHER -@ErrataRob yes -RT @_ashleyelise: @0xabad1dea it also shows people that you have blocked in those convo blurps -Especially since it's now showing me replies TO people I don't follow and isn't showing me the original tweet #ComplainingAboutChanges -no I understand they're replies but that doesn't mean this method of operation is making sense to me regarding repeats -um so are tweets from earlier in the day just randomly going to pop back up in the web interface attached with blue lines or how does-- -@ELLIOTTCABLE so: they can see that there is a criminal record but the contents are redacted? is this standard Alaska procedure? -Re: the cracked jars: @codeferret_ has learned web hacking pretty much from scratch since coming to work here and he has seen some horrors -@ELLIOTTCABLE wha -RT @arstechnica: In historic vote, New Zealand bans software patents http://t.co/iV8jWeHctB by @joemullin -.@shanley @techreview @paulg @eevee oh look it’s a point, there it is, reach out, aaaaaaand missed it -RT @shanley: Editor MIT @techreview defends @paulg's misogyny & discrimination; says startups have "plenty of weird skin colors" http://t.c… -@blueben thanks! -“I was much happier before I knew the internet was really just a carelessly stacked pile of cracked glass jars” - @codeferret_ -@boblord BETTER NOT SCREW UP HUH. -@Viss my true mission has succeeded: to forcibly inject pink into a blue office -@boblord of course you realize if Twitter ever goes down due to a hack I'm going to mail y'all live squid or something -@Viss neeeeeverrrrrrr. -And that was the time I sent Twitter flowers for not going down and they all suspected it was a trojan of some sort -@boblord oh good I'm surprised it actually got there :p -I can read English just fine. I can read Dutch pretty well. But both in the same sentence is kinda hard I guess -@greenrd yes -"Password incorrect. Wachtwoord vergeten?" If you're gonna translate an interface in a commercial product... -@wompa164 and Zelda and Metroid and Animal Crossing and Fire Emblem and Kirby and oh the massive multimedia franchise Pokemon -Of course, I am not some sort of business person. My only credentials are being a loyal fan of Nintendo for twenty-two years & gamer angst -@Mordicant let’s wait and see how 2DS turns out because 3DS was a misguided venture in unnecessary costs -@ochsff I use imgur with twitter and generally it would happen immediately so that’s probably not it ? -.@akopa yes. But Nintendo has more good stuff than Sonic Team -I would save Nintendo by turning it into a software publishing house. Their own and their closely allied smaller brands. Seal of Quality. -@ochsff well this isn’t suspicious -@SzymonSzydelko that second one is artistic interpretation ;) -"Algorithm for causing your employer all sorts of exciting and entirely foreseeable problems" -Someone just told me their Java textbook has an "algorithm for extracting dollars and cents from a double" -@WhiteMageSlave this has been canon since Oblivion! He was the guy who wakes you up on the ship in Morrowind -@m1sp audio engineers are terrible people -@m1sp actually compat problems are pretty low because there is only one OSX. Shipping “Linux and OSX” is easier than “Linux and Linux and” -@JeffHandley @blowdart the sad truth is that the typical entry points of new coders to PHP just don’t talk about this stuff -@Paucis__Verbis oh that is attractive what is it -@chriseng yeah but you’re in Iceland so clearly you’re never coming back -@m1sp AAAUUUUUGH I am revoking your photoshop privileges -Oh no I forgot to bring back @chriseng’s DVDs oh wait he is in Iceland NEVER MIND I am keeping them forever out of spite -@m1sp but yes come to the “just like Linux but with more corporate funding” side -@m1sp there is similar Expensive software for Windows but none that I am aware of for Linux -@m1sp to my frustration I prefer to notate this type of rhythm in sixes which I can do with chiptune but in GarageBand it has to be 3/4 -@m1sp GarageBand (comes with OSX) and carefully curated and hoarded soundfonts and gentle coercion to get them to load -@m1sp btw did you hear the orchestrated version of Stormwaltz I am envisioning it as Ismyrn teaching Barsamin how to be epic ;) -The Gameboy Advance is the greatest handheld console and the fact that it coincided with my emotional early teen years is coincidence -@chunter16 honestly this thing is closer to what I wanted in the first place: GBA just more powerful -I admire the artistic techniques of effective adversaries, at least until they take down Minecraft login servers -@mikko @spacerog I’m charmed with how effective SEA’s tactics are. Security teams need to update their playbooks. -I’ve actually seen a well-maintained Sears and Roebuck mail-order barn in Virginia. I wonder how many are still in use. -@tsdNull if you click through the video it appears to be on the official Nintendo YouTube -If you think the 1980s Sears Catalog is somethin’ — in the 1880s they had mail-order barns. http://t.co/4bo8smUSUK -@khronosdm I thought so but apparently it came through the official channels… -@m1sp it could be, but, ugh it looks unbalanced -@ra6bit get it, it’s 2D haha… -RT @TimoHirvonen: Grrrrrr, yet another Java PoC... http://t.co/PVy9pDUaF2 (thanks for the link, @kafeine!) -Nintendo is doing a good job parodying themselves http://t.co/1ZwGYkCESD -@vogon are we sure this isn’t a parody? Because if I were to parody Nintendo backtracking on the 3DS, the lack of hinge is a good touch -Actual text of law, part 15 http://t.co/AXjLCoiB8C via @mfukar (if it’s not clear: I was joking) -@mfukar I was hoping it was clear I was being facetious :( -(I’m pretty sure the “and” there means “in conjunction with” but that’s not as funny as the casual interpretation) -We’re all criminals! This was their master plan all along. http://t.co/FVT2tXBOuN -Amazon opened as a book store in 1995 and in 2013 it maintains a significant portion of the internet as we know it #scopecreep -@m1sp why would you say that :( -@arcticf0x they do actually. SEA already got some access a few months ago and was unable to change twitter :) -@m1sp I would be delighted -@m1sp I think my subconscious just finds the trope play there funny :p -@arcticf0x and it’s up to said organizations to learn to adapt to this tactic :) -@arcticf0x a bunch of script kiddies who are consistently able to break into famous organizations with phishing are not “lucky” but “smart” -RT @dresdencodak: In my experience, when cartoonists complain openly about their lack of skill, it's never fishing for compliments. We all … -@m1sp I had a dream someone complained my male characters are just decorative husbands with no agency -@arcticf0x not covering up anything, I suspect. This is how all of SEA’s hacks have gone down. -@shish2k it is genuine :p -“Melbourne IT has confirmed that the SEA used phishing tactics to gain access” raise your hands if you are the least bit surprised -RT @sakjur: @0xabad1dea Good morning :) You don't have a UEFI Secure Boot jailbreak for Chromebook Pixel lying around? ^_^ Asking for a fri… -@nlstart oeps :) -RT @_wirepair: if the NSA can make a typo and collect all of Washington's calls. Why can't the IRS make a typo and make all our tax dollars… -@m1sp there’s a reason Ziazan is so worried about running out of coffee with three gods in the house… -@blowdart I’m afraid I have spent all my sound and fury tokens for the night -@m1sp good cover concept? After being redone by a real artist who can color, of course. http://t.co/OWs4oWpjJJ -@blowdart are you encouraging me to be mean to children -@CaseyDunham yep. Not to be rude to some casual acquaintances but maybe they are not as intellectually fulfilling as the internet -This sort of "internet talking doesn't count as talking" stuff really grinds my gears. By gears I mean circuits. http://t.co/dTrr5P2SUk -I just sent flowers to someone on an impulse. It’s cheaper than buying computers and ball gowns on an impulse I guess -@Kim_Bruning works for me? Your DNS may still be poisoned http://t.co/5b63jQN5jN -Sorry that pastebin was the OTHER Melbourne IT compromise. They all look the same. -.@kivikakk @hk_net hey at least they’re not root, only www! ;) -@kivikakk I was actually expecting Melbourne to be the founder’s last name and you’d get all offended I’d blame your city ;) -@kivikakk THIS IS ALL MELBOURNE’S FAULT -@demize95 the official mobile clients might have hardcoded IPs to fall back on but I doubt it -@demize95 they could bring twitter down entirely if they can change the IP and it would just be Gone -It looks like SEA is trying to see how much they can poke Twitter without knocking over the actual API (because they rely on it too) -RT @jedisct1: twitter[.]ae now hijacked -@hemantmehta I’m allowed to be a grammar guardian on a site about teachers right -# 372506243543212032 -I think I like this Cicero guy http://t.co/Ws4fDHRE54 -Google Drive: "cannot sync this file for unexplained reason" Me: "okay here is a 'new' one that is actually the same file" Drive: "ok!" -@mtheoryx Syria Electronic Army. Political script kiddies with a high success rate. -@mtheoryx not at all, same registrar -@mtheoryx it was but it seems to be fixed. They did not bring down twitter (by choice, I think, as they need it) -@mtheoryx their DNS was compromised by SEA. SEA’s modus operandi is email social engineering. -@cfarivar I posted it in a second comment but http://t.co/Br1qXF7ycy has a quote from NYT’s chief information officer re: email safety -NYT telling their staff to not send any emails shows they actually paid attention to what brought down such noble competitors as the Onion -In any case I concede that the SEA is very good at their little niche http://t.co/Br1qXF7ycy -Why are registrars so annoyingly prone to getting popped -@znjp @marshray I’d assume it’s because you can do them by hand. I tried SHA1 hashing a string by hand once… -@vogon the future of the human race is a smoke detector beeping just out of reach forever -@boblord @0xcharlie uh do you know about your Whois just checking -@matt_merkle @demize95 such things are usually managed by a third party so... -It looks like the SEA has gotten into Twitter's whois settings via @demize95 -@demize95 uh oh is this in DNS -"Someone" has slipped me the Defcon DVD set. But I'm too embarrassed to look -@int_SiPlus_void no idea. It fixes(tm) vague things(tm) to do with .net 4.5 -(If you elect to "get help" it takes you to a knowledge base article with a patch. Instead of just... I don't even know) -@int_SiPlus_void the last of those, I assume -.@int_SiPlus_void no this is stock Windows 8 -This is a bit of a dramatic way to say there's an update available, don't you think http://t.co/OuiL1Ftg4y -@nvll @vogon be strong ;-; -bitter irony: what I thought was a misplaced quote was actually a use of the very "e" modifier whose name I have cursed #php #EasyToMiss -@vogon PHP was my first language and I turned out fine -I'm that horrible person who's judgmental of all code like it's been submitted to a high art gallery -@waywardhem blehhh https://t.co/tc3NyAWwIl -@demize95 at least they're hashing correctly -@demize95 hardcoded min password len of 6. Nested if-pyramid from hell. Minor (non-persistent) XSS -I made the mistake of looking at a PHP repo listed under "trending" on github and oh my gods it's a login script and it's terrible -@apiary @LambDaTom @The1TrueSean yes because Europe is on another planet that'd be silly -@apiary @LambDaTom @The1TrueSean yes and you can take a boat to Europe but that doesn't mean Bostonians won't whine -@LambDaTom @The1TrueSean on a Bostonian scale we are on another continent -wow I just submitted my first pull request to an open source repo I'm big time now (it's to correct a typo) -I'm still not over the fact that PHP's original implementation of microtime() returns a string you have to manually parse ("fixed" in 5) -@xa329 uhhhh >:| -@Rddesjardin sort of. The nearby mall is the suburban leaf node of one of the bus lines. -I should probably clarify this is way out in the suburbs, not the inner city -@mtheoryx no I'm saying ls --recursive existed when I thought to try it and that's all I care about. -There is consistently a beggar in the same spot near the office- but a different one EVERY day- to the point we suspect a social experiment -RT @chpwn: @xor @0xabad1dea Sorry, that was a bug. It should be fixed later today. -@mtheoryx "the program 'tree' is not installed. You can get it by typing..." :p -Why did I only just today after nine years intuitively infer that `ls --recursive` must exist -Somewhere, an IBM mainframe programmer is grumpy https://t.co/TyzHqNzsFc -@qosys *checks price* yeah uh so about that... strictly hobbyist here -@qosys garageband + carefully hoarded soundfonts -@alex_gaynor we do. -I don't know OpenSSL, is it?! https://t.co/WfbvQBS4kD -dear heavens @soundcloud what does it take to not get one of my weakest uploaded pieces to be the first "related" track all the time -I finished the stormwaltz https://t.co/g80bf2YC7q -RT @xor: @0xabad1dea @captainsaicin alright I've posted to imgur http://t.co/YrJfZPTz8F -@xor @CaptainSaicin do you know imgur? Their no-login uploads have a reasonably large allowed size before they recompress -RT @xor: Ugh, Facebook's transparency report requires login. Screenshot of entire report attached. http://t.co/Zfsl1lntH9 -RT @howtogeek: Microsoft screwed developers by not releasing to MSDN until GA, even though the single biggest Windows 8 problem is a lack o… -@profoundlypaige mint -@numist @0x17h Yellow Toner Needs Food Badly -@pippin @kyhwana “It’s me again! Humor!” -@JulianBangert þat is entirely besides þe point ;) -@Irrnick imgur’s twitter card must be broken… -@SrslyJosh I did both. Hate them both. -@nickm_tor @mjj122 *cough* -@0x17h lemme guess: outed someone as trans? -@0x17h I feel like I might have missed something exciting -@nickm_tor yeah but it’s the kind of thing that makes me want to write my own to show them who’s eight-bit boss -@dhw neither was I :( -.@nickm_tor I can only assume a fundamental confusion of machine word size and address space endemic to the 32-bit generation -@nickm_tor http://t.co/tZU5arRDnL -@Sonikku_a those are a different model. I assure you those are not the context :) -Start reading something. It refers to the 6502 as a 16-bit processor. Stop reading something. Rage into the night. -@d0m96 just GarageBand actually. The trick is nabbing good soundfonts and coercing the thing to actually load them :) -Work in progress -- I am trying to go for the "Game of Thrones soundtrack" type of sound https://t.co/g80bf2YC7q -(not being frivolous: I use my keyboard as, well, a musical keyboard.) -my keyboard needs a pressure sensor so it knows how much I really mean it -@ra6bit see also https://t.co/F8wEionZcW -@ra6bit there were some very dark and depressed times in between -@ra6bit ummm, so about being "the enlightened one".. ... ... ... -# 372145732662226945 -@ra6bit because Jefferson was a kidder and Franklin was just going through a phase -@jlwfnord @QuantumG yes I am aware the protestant reformation started in Europe -@jlwfnord @QuantumG God's own hand reaching into the hearts of men to set America on the path of manifest destiny (no really it said that) -@attritionorg sorry boss haven't checked the main timeline since after lunch won't happen again boss -@geekable the important bit is he used a 6" ruler (span in this context == width of hand spread) -@rgov tide goes in tide goes out you can't explain that -@elwoz @djon3s well, that's part of what I'm saying, a private school can be literally anything -@jlwfnord unfortunately I can't find the biology book but I assure you it had pictures of Hebrew kids riding triceratops -@sakjur (in many American secular textbooks they will say Before Common Era and Common Era but it is not mandatory) -@sakjur wait, so, of all the possible things wrong with that, you're offended by BC / AD? XD -@pborenstein however in south of the mason dixon's defense I also went to a school that used these books in New Hampshire -@pborenstein Catholic schools do not generally teach such a hard-line literal interpretation of biblical texts (they do other weird stuff) -@djon3s ie a Texas public school and New York public school are plenty different but a private school is just in another castle entirely -@djon3s assuming you're not American: there is a vast and deep gulf between any private school and any public school -@bhelyer yes, referring to the transition period, not to the complacency period -@willjohansson fun fact, I found all of these inside of five minutes, the entire book is just this stuff back to back to back -and now all of you know why I had a brief but fruitful Insanity Phase -No, my foreign friends, that is not a textbook used in *public* American schools, they're slightly more fair-n'-balanced -I feel like today is a good day to randomly drop this link to pictures of my actual high school history textbook http://t.co/XqDYtlr3OX -@attritionorg http://t.co/ktmXAHhriX -@Myriachan I know, I have studied Greek ;) -@marczak @newsycombinator yes there was a fuss about it beginning to exist at all recently -"It's me again! The Debian OpenSSL bug!" http://t.co/lbaiJXSXd6 -@demize95 I imagine getting the ones in Spanish is not really a problem but I haven't actually seen an ID with such before -@demize95 even before ASCII America systematically forced incoming immigrants to respell their legal names with no funny squiggles -@demize95 I can tell you're not American -@xa329 it would be a manga if I could draw ;( it is definitely 100% novel :p -@Se3ek I have never met someone whose native language was not English who did not pronounce it that way already -@eevee I did use to have a flower symbol in my google name before G+ but people complained it broke sorting and search by name -@eevee because Google Plus blocks flower symbols -@Samurai336 overhang.... -@Samurai336 it has other ligatures like in "fi" the dot will be subsumed into f's overhand -@Samurai336 no just ordinary TTF I like the font IM Fell Great Primer (which is a mimic of 1800s typesetting) http://t.co/MZJaETAfvH -@Samurai336 a good font like I use for compiling my manuscript will create ligatures automatically -I should start insisting my IRL name is spelled Melißa so I can break websites with that too -@vogon @bburbank denial frustration bargaining acceptance patching the wad -@m1sp @WhiteMageSlave he slept like that. That’s a valid, non-fan service reason, right?! -@CyborgCode I’m saying it’s not a type of compromise that implies server-side access to data. They’re spray painting the outside. -@m1sp I fixed several before sending the release candidate draft to People -Though threatening to change the name of a country on Google Maps is not as effective when your delivery method was DNS hijacking -@demize95 @newsycombinator http://t.co/1QFbsBheBH -@eevee wh a a ? -@demize95 @newsycombinator probably DNS poisoning then unless you’re jesting about agreeing with their political demands re: map name -RT @newsycombinator: Google palestine hacked http://t.co/F3O8KjoF6a -@DrPizza well when you think about it the alternative is fighting the snow -@DrPizza I unblock pretty much every website that uses Project Wonderful -@WTFuzz I am incredibly jealous -@demize95 my ego is already dangerously cheesy -@nelhage I do, but people tend to download and send to iPad, as it's a PDF -1) send manuscript to a bunch of friends 2) find typo 3) infinite shame -@WilRockall I never touch the dynamic stuff and often do not even remember it exists :) -I only just noticed that our own list of flaws we check for now officially includes "client-side Java" as an official vulnerability -@mubix good luck finding a computer that won't crash under the load on kernel memory -@technololigy I like your new bio a lot -@DrPizza @gsuberland you just have to enumerate them with 16-bit unicode. Check out my é drive -Without dragging out my copy of @markrussinovich et al, I suspect Windows will ragequit before you get to two billion hard drives anyway -Today on "if only I could exploit that": "hmm... this will overflow if your computer has over two billion hard drives" -The face of a cat finding Turing-completeness in another unsuspecting file format http://t.co/xWpjUzP3Mk @sergeybratus -RT @vogon: humanity has been capable of powered heavier-than-air flight for longer than women have been able to vote in the US -Is that to imply that Canadians are NOT afraid of dragons http://t.co/UvuU5apGFB -@_____C @puellavulnerata except plaintext email is not buggy and incompatible and is in fact the standard -@puellavulnerata most clients support expanded attack surface! -RT @puellavulnerata: My bank now sends me e-mail with a text/plain component that explains "most e-mail clients support HTML and you should… -“Using an ad blocker so the images aren’t seen is a crime!” Thieves! Time to go arrest everyone on the internet who is blind! -Calling all @shit_hn_says we got a code red https://t.co/DRyJj4V70H -@akohlsmith @natashenka not an intentional one. I’ve had people tell me their fridge was a source of interference before -@savagejen oh my gods -@eevee I have had the thought "take a screenshot and flip it over" as a method of taking a photograph of myself at my desk so... -@m1sp "someone" scanned my old letter to myself instead of sending the envelope to me and I am almost too embarrassed to show you. almost -@savagejen tried to tell her that ones that start with @ don't go to all ten thousand ;) -@savagejen yes but I didn't say so because everyone loves using the "how could you say that to ten thousand strangers" line on me... -I thought if I told someone where a letter I wrote to myself when I was 13 was and I wanted it back ***DON'T OPEN IT*** was implicit -@m1sp @WhiteMageSlave meanwhile, in book 2 http://t.co/HkX21jBhDz -@Kim_Bruning @vogon only one of the characters is Fake Dutch just FYI ;) -@nickm_tor can’t tell if amazing pun or just been into the Naruto -@m1sp I am sketching out the opening to book two right now and it is the most manga thing -@PhilippBayer @supersat well they’re clearly really bad at it -@dan_crowley and that’s how you internet, FIN -@dan_crowley that was your SYN. This is my ACK. Now you give me a SYNACK please ACK -@ShadowTodd remember the time you publicly consumed an item of pop culture despite already being of the opinion it wasn’t that great -@natashenka try everything with a screen, and the refrigerator -@natashenka I’m not an expert I’m just good at getting into trouble and back out of it -@armcannon because the world is so short on generic guitarists -@natashenka do you have any idea what frequency it is or what it “sounds” like ? -@kattkieru \o/ -@0x17h depends. Some just let it slide, some watch TV services, some visit a local church at random -@quantFlu I'm not, thank gods -@ryanfenno I find it utterly astounding that even Sun has better visual appeal on docs than Oracle (especially since they're the same docs) -Tonight on interesting vulns: this SSL certificate checks out! I'mma just pull the organization name out and use it as a filename verbatim -# 371783547943526400 -@ryanfenno serving up a few MB of static HTML once a week is truly the limit of computer science -Everyone: my question was W H Y not H O W ;( why would Oracle block public documentation from being indexed by all bots -@PhilippBayer yes the question stands W H Y -@gsuberland what do you mean? there's nothing cached about it, I can see the robots.txt with my own eyes, it denies everything to everyone -W H Y it's not even anti-google - it's user-agent: * ! http://t.co/RlbKHeLLQo -@dveditz My father is a devoted fan of Tolkien. I don't think my mother has ever read a fantasy novel in her life. -@cyclerunner PATCH NOTES v1.0.0.3 * resolved temporal paradox - please reboot canon -@zcutlip I escaped before the mandatory transformation into Northern Virginia Barbie -@chort0 http://t.co/Bx3NlSYT4d I lived there for a few years everyone chuckles about the rogue backhoes -@chort0 have you heard about the treasure allegedly buried in southwestern Virginia? People take backhoes to others' backyards at night... -As a former resident of Northern Virginia I am pretty sure the soil is in fact cursed by a malevolent cult and that's why AWS goes down -@bobpoekert IT'S ALWAYS VIRGINIA WHY IS IT NEVER CALIFORNIA -This is the state of our internet: I hear that two services are down and I know something happened at Amazon's Northern Virginia datacenter -"instagram and vine are both down" "what at the same time" "yeah" "this looks like a case for Cloud Detective" http://t.co/UrF3hbu6XD -@savagejen I know a girl who did a ten-minute video demoing that and teenage boys won't stop sending her messages on youtube -@MarkKriegsman btw I finished my novel that's my true hackathon completed -@MarkKriegsman I knew of it - it's parodied by The Princess Diaries - I just didn't realize how ridiculously awkward the rulership setup is -@savagejen *scratches neck* ow my bare skin -@pajp I couldn't figure out how to turn that stuff off and I had a one megabyte file system allowance including versions it was hell -@savagejen it's been amusing to watch everyone project their favorite minor league brand as the mythical Third Phone of my dream -@vogon @Kim_Bruning ps one of the language spoken in my novel is Fake Dutch which is just Dutch with Abadideaized spelling -@vogon @Kim_Bruning *sings off tune* VILHELMUS VAN NA-SA-WE BEN IIIIIK VAN DOOUUT-SEN BLOOOEEED I'm so good at Dutch -@vogon stop giving me technical answers when I am marveling at the artistic majesty of how ridiculous it is -no joke there is a country whose king is elected by another country which is a republic Europe how did this happen http://t.co/EjJ9Y0TsKA -@beist that's rough. Hang on, I have some PHP... -Did you know one can be elected to Their Serene Highnesses Highness the Co-Princes of Andorra -@geekable it's been edited to a Certain Extent and it is now in "ignore it for a while before rereading it" phase -@ulysseas yeah there's nothing worse than "forget to take it and you'll get sick. Take it twice and you'll get sick differently" -"Dear... thirteen-year-old... self: do not... write solemn vows... on Lisa Frank unicorn stationery. Sincerely, just kidding go ahead" -@mbrit planning on self-publishing as ebook because I think my main audience would be those who read other online stuff I enjoy. -@mbrit wrote, as of two nights ago :) and yeah I sent it to some good friends etc. -@CyborgCode unless of course one specifically wants to be a professor -@CyborgCode I don't particularly feel that I need more degrees, they are necessary to advance in some sciences but not CS so much -You can tell I am actually a programmer because the novel is now in "release candidate" stage -My genius is surpassed only by my ability to take a pill out of a medicine bottle and lose track of it before it gets to my mouth -@m1sp you're fired for not questioning Clarion's last action :p -@jason_shell well I wrote the novel so if they don't they will soon -You see here a NOVEL. It is about RELIGION. Also about GAY. It may press some BUTTONS. Send copy to parents y/N -@WhiteMageSlave @m1sp I have so many subplots plots within plots within the tears of shippers -@tomslominski http://t.co/ykGxv1BuZz -@elad3 I seem to be magnetic to early adopters of all sorts -To show you how messed up my psyche is, in my dream, the Third Brand of Phone pretty clearly ran VMS. -@Radeachar twitter is so easy to manipulate ;) -@m1sp why do I feel like I've written almost four hundred pages and barely advanced the overall plot at all -@Kufat yes. and Symbian. -@pusscat D: -And now all of you tell me your brand loyalties and so far none of them have been Blackberry. -I had a dream last night that I finally found it: the legendary Third Brand of Phone that was neither iPhone nor Android. What nonsense! -RT @PRISM_NSA: What's a nice girl like you doing in a keyword search like this? #NSAPickUpLines -RT @dhh: Remember when NSA was caught recording phone sex between American's overseas and passing it around office for laughs? http://t.co/… -@m1sp and may he be damned for it! -RT @dan_crowley: There's another word for #LOVEINT: Stalking. -@Ruzvay http://t.co/ykGxv1BuZz -I have been reading my *own* book literally all day, and it is a LOT longer than I thought it was -@MechMK1 yeah. stupid unicode tricks -This is a good way to scare yourself to death with a search box http://t.co/F0DczG1CYf -# 371397972606451714 -@m1sp if you read Glory in the Thunder backwards it's the story of an old man who doesn't kill all of his friends -@puellavulnerata being IT in a prison is interesting in the academic sense because there are malicious actors physically present -@puellavulnerata as staff of the "free to quit to the extent that any lower-middle class person is 'free' to quit jobs" sort -@puellavulnerata fun fact both my parents have worked in jails (there I just ruined your opinion of my family forever) -@ID_AA_Carmack except htons, I think we’re stuck with that one… -@lyyx because non-Americans don’t have RIGHTS, silly! ;( -Jails and hospitals are both constantly catching workers looking up acquaintances in the system. Or random interesting strangers #LOVEINT -This is only the single most predictable misuse of access to information in human existence #LOVEINT http://t.co/xLp5tFym5t -@The1TrueSean you should see how many smart phones you can put on a railing over water -@maradydd @sergeybratus eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee -RT @chort0: So the author of the PATRIOT act and the UK Terrorism act both saying they're being abused. WHO COULD HAVE PREDICTED THAT??? #I… -@m1sp you know I'd be the melodramatic one saying "there isn't room for us all, I GIVE UP MY PLACE FOR YOOOOUUUU" -@Packetknife I’m rereading it to patch a few things up then giving some copies to Trusted Friends -@froztbyte yes, the one I finished last night and was generally freaking out on twitter about 8) -@trap0xf what in tarnation is this contraption that guards its bytes so well -I never would have finished the novel without @m1sp best friends forever until the end of the world or the eve of our mortality whichever -RT @AutomatedTester: A QA engineer walks into a bar. Runs into a bar. Crawls into a bar. Dances into a bar. Tiptoes into a bar. Rams into a… -RT @commentisfree: The detention of #DavidMiranda was an unlawful use of Terrorism Act | Charles Falconer - who helped introduce the act ht… -@JackLScanlan I hate to break it to ya Jack but I think your parents might have secretly been white -RT @usayd: REALLY from a kids book: "As they went through the airport, Olivia was searched for weapons. She was very pleased." http://t.co/… -@0x17h I just woke up but my fake detectors are ringing -@m1sp I'm doing a read-and-fix scan now... wooo -@m1sp /me grabs you and dances -@Xaosopher I know what is meant by that phrase, but the body count is pretty high -@inversephase I'd say my *taste* has improved considerably. But when I pull out old notebooks I am not ashamed of the writing itself. -@inversephase I was always the grammar worksheet golden child -RT @SecurityHumor: When someone starts a conversation with "Promise not to get upset?", just punch them in the face to save everybody’s tim… -@chriseng yeah, it’s like attending a wedding, if you don’t object the very day it’s declassified you have to forever hold your peace! -RT @SamSykesSwears: This picture was intended to illustrate the "horrors" of suffrage, but damn if that doesn't look like an awesome bar ht… -@m1sp I think I succeeded in making “Ani” into a woobie in four whole pages of prologue -@darkuncle I generated the PDF myself, sooo..... 50/50 -Problems that should not exist: having to reboot the iPad so I can get a large PDF open in userspace without malloc failing -@kevinlange I should probably read the last several chapters I just wrote first -@strathmeyer http://t.co/wm2hA0bX1R -If you wonder what on earth the novel is about (not hacking), this is a lot easier than trying to fit it in a tweet http://t.co/ykGxv1BuZz -Word count (aside from final editing) is 106,940, almost exactly the size of Prisoner of Azkaban, this pleases me -@megapint I prefer to think of myself as having a different sort of genitals! ;) -@elimisteve the final http://t.co/Pt93gknC4m is girl-on-girl. -@hypatiadotca YES just let me do one more readthrough to patch up some minor rough spots -@hypatiadotca PS. IT'S REALLY GAY -@GarethLewin yeh -@elimisteve vaguely steampunk take on the Silk Road. Teenagers. Politics. Blowin' stuff up. Gaaaay. -@Tomi_Tapio at this moment only @m1sp because I need to reread it myself and straighten up a few things -.@Jedi_Amara yeah in my personal headcanon I am still 17 -Dear thirteen-year-old me tell that random girl on the internet she was wrong that you'd never finish a novel it just took until you were 25 -RING-A-DING-DING hey what's that sound oh nothing it's just the sound of me FINISHING MY NOVEL LIKE I SAID I WOULD TWELVE YEARS AGO -@attractr thanks <3 I already went through my sound-and-fury newly forged atheist phase, to the luck of twitter -@attractr always there, strangled repeatedly, until I went through an outright suicidal phase and came out the other side a few years ago -@attractr for the record I am no longer a fan of the Trumpet Sounds, Everybody Dies club. -@attractr and yeah I could read pretty well at six. Read the whole thing. Maybe barely seven? I don't know, doesn't much matter. -@attractr that everyone who did not bow before my god was going to have the blood squeezed from their bodies to the depth of bridles -@attractr now imagine when I was six years old I was told that every word of Patmos: The Acid Trip was literally true -@m1sp it is a wicked thing I have done -# 371021337097023488 -One of the locations in my novel is actually just a really good game of Dwarf Fortress I played back in 2010 (it's a secret to everyone) -@kevinlange @eevee I bet this would be hilarious if it would load :( -RT @KristinPaget: Attention, world! Hormone therapy is "basic medical care" and does not equate to "sexual reassignment surgery". Just FY… -@attractr I feel educated in all the wrong ways that I actually know which book is a bad acid trip on Patmos just offhandedly -RT @RajaSandhu: Very short story of a designer... http://t.co/CzqBQF6bii -@nickm_tor my Hermione Instinct to lecture you on the reason the term is used is overpowering -@TweetsofOld was the context discussing the name of the town of Ladysmith by any chance? -RT @SLWorona: No spying. Well, spying, but legal. Well, a few illegal, but unintentional. Well, a few intentional, but not many. … http://t… -"Drivers carry less than twenty dollars at all times" Yeah well I just tipped you $21 what now huh yeah I thought so -I don't know why someone said "I'm gonna ask Mark Twain to pose shirtless" but I'm glad they did http://t.co/iz5Icotpm1 -Hey husband, come here, I want to try something http://t.co/5LWe4tG07r -.@kattkieru is it working http://t.co/q2km6AfTd0 -.@kattkieru then I am channeling Stan Lee subconsciously because I just woke up -@nickdepetrillo incidentally my cultural narrative does not overlap with yours on this concept so there is an infinite gulf between us -At some point we just replaced stories of fairies and magical knights with stories of aliens who get power from the sun (and Batman) -Of course everyone is talking about Batman. Shared cultural narratives are the building blocks of cohesive civilization. -RT @caulkthewagon: .@nathanLfuller Okay, then @jaketapper and CNN, you can never use the name "Lady Gaga" ever again, or any other celeb wh… -@kevinlange Dear Husband has been angsting about character choice -RT @chimeracoder: I've also been blown away by the number of similar experiences that people, both strangers and friends, have shared. *Tha… -Read this story about the TSA. To the end. There’s a plot twist. http://t.co/LfsEmeLtbM -@tapbot_paul unsolicited UI suggestion: visually distinguish between jpeg instagrams and hellnoise instagrams before I tap #heartattack -Reminder: we have the secret opinion now and the opinion is not gentle http://t.co/XOTdF3EWT0 -RT @savagejen: None of our heroes are perfect, which is why it's important to limit the powers we grant them. It's damage control. -@radarpixie depending on context, I am "from" the Netherlands, New Hampshire, Massachusetts, or any of six places in Virginia -@radarpixie it's a long story, but in this case, rural Virginia -RT @maxious: @0xabad1dea check yo pizza privilege -Yes indeed I come from a place where there's no pizza delivery any time of day, never mind so late. Third world stuff I know -It was worth moving across the country solely for "I'm hungry, I don't feel well, and it's about midnight. Let's order pizza" -@m1sp Ding! The Old Draft Fragment is finally integrated! -OH "I'm thinking of writing an Atari demo now. But that might be the legal definition of insanity." -@adpaolucci I'm about halfway there! -The last few thousand words of a novel are the hardest to write... -@m1sp ctrl+f "telescope" and behold the dialogue that is the peak of my writing career -# 370634543209791488 -@focalintent I feel mostly better so I think it's a large block-by-block move and erase -I have successfully passed the fever token to my husband! -@SurprisingEdge IDK. I noticed this because I could not actually fit the connector in the socket due to the offending particle -@amazingant It's cool except that the magsafe 2s are EXTREMELY prone to falling out -Warning: if a tiny piece of magnetic material gets lodged in a magsafe connector port, it is the dickens to get back out -.@EWErickson is the sort of person who makes me reconsider my philosophy of the goodness of the human heart http://t.co/5wIlOQqs0d -@neontrotsky @puellavulnerata @EWErickson it must be nice to live in a world where you can literally demonize people -@kaepora I assume it isn’t her legal name yet (and may never be). Chelsea “Bradley” Manning? -@gsuberland you think our prisons even acknowledge transgenderism as a concept? -If you can remember to call Manning “Chelsea Manning” from now on, that is one little victory for one sort of freedom — of identity -RT @ioerror: It appears that #Manning has made an extremely important statement today: https://t.co/xevyH1PBPd -RT @tv_Amaro: #Syria A 10 year old girl drew us what she saw in her village. More compelling than any press report. It sums it all http://t… -@Viss nooo not the beautiful hair -@mattblaze I’d guess by packet in which case that’s easily all the important bits -RT @avibryant: OH @nelhage "DNS was always doomed to be a disaster... naming and caching, that's _all it does_" -RT @suchitagarwal: This is how all deploys happen at Twitter https://t.co/867XYEUALy -@lllamaboy this is the part where I’m not sure if you’re kidding -@m1sp @hypatiadotca @TonyAbotMHR and we can't let Gillard continue to be the Prime Minister of This Napkin. -@m1sp ohai down under. I wrote a bunch! I am too tired to write another word I think so Little Miss Introspection is gonna have to sit there -@hypatiadotca @m1sp everyone should have a friend who makes a perfect markov chain input. -@kyhwana @nrr with all respect to leafypants, we are not two souls of one heart or something sappy like that -The @m1sp x @0xabad1dea fusion bot cuts straight to the heart of the matter https://t.co/oXrpA7I2fJ -@trevortimm @MalwareJake @EFF I probably owe y’all some donations… -@nrr I… I… … …. -RT @conor64: UK forced David Miranda to give up his email and social media passwords on threat of prison http://t.co/j4zIv8Q6WU -RT @trevortimm: This footnote from the just-declassified FISA court ruling on unconstitutional NSA surveillance is extraordinary: http://t.… -@jesster_king because I find Saint Guiltystine supremely annoying -@jesster_king @m1sp it turns out to be a curable condition, if you are whacked upside the head with enough books. -@jesster_king @m1sp Yeah. I did that. For twen'y years. -@jesster_king @m1sp you know I spent about twenty years being super religious right? I don't think it's genetic. -@Tomi_Tapio the live word / character count for the working section increments character count on spaces -@rejectionking http://t.co/D5hTVwhz0F -@bobpoekert http://t.co/QbbBiv1Ttk -@bobpoekert yep -WORDS FOR THE WORDCOUNT GOD http://t.co/xnGYBhA3c3 -This startup looks pretty promising http://t.co/KlPVxZVQcx via @harper -# 370331219201761281 -@Mega_Turd that's the justification -@m1sp I hadn't seen this trope before! I'm glad I did http://t.co/cZIVi9Od1A -@lllamaboy though I'm being told the whole mobi won't be sent to Kindles, so hopefully the relevant part will weigh in under that. -RT @dvsch: @0xabad1dea @harper the mobi files you see are combined kf8 and mobi7 files. only one of those is sent to a device. So 1.5x epub… -@lllamaboy my standard-length novel produces a mobi of over a megabyte with the official kindlegen. -@JulianBirch I am not dragging myself through a billion pages of "women suuuuuuuck" for that :p -Amazon deducts from Kindle royalties based on filesize of download. mobi files are about three times the size of equivalent epub files. Hmmm -My reporter on the ground is telling me League of Legends was hacked. My response: LOL ! Get it? You get it right -FYI I have read several physical Loeb books before and they are specifically what I want for my personal library. Muy perfecto. -@CharlesAllhands I need physical copies. I'm starting my collection for Hypothetical Future Daughter. -@bobpoekert (to channel some Molly Weasley) -@bobpoekert because lemme tell you I had to learn the hard way to NEVER TRUST A TRANSLATION if you CAN'T SEE where it keeps its SOURCE! -@bobpoekert My school library had these books. There is a reason I want them. They are bilingual. And very carefully typeset. -Can someone crowdfund getting me every book on http://t.co/5A3KyFgpDx except the Confessions of St. Augustine let's skip those ones thanks -@bhelyer I'm a defensive mage. As opposed to offensive. Color is up in the air ;) -@bhelyer "infosec people" is a broad category. In my case we do not begrudge them a good score ;) -If honesty is a word then earnesty should be too. I say this with all the earnesty in my heart -Every now and then we get a customer app which is actually robust, resilient, and exhibits security-aware structure. We stop and marvel. -@technololigy I think so. The target data was not normalized anyway. Are we using <p> or <span> today? -I'm basing that tweet on a very vague memory of Intern Hell where I was told to parse some XML. And it had to be Classic ASP. -.@xabean The only reason it's better than classic ASP: ASP has zero native XML parsers. PHP has seventeen! -RT @xabean: @0xabad1dea Did you author a book recently? http://t.co/ANZ9bxBC6n #PHP -@steveklabnik I just hope I remember in thirty years I got hella lucky. -@steveklabnik When I look at my past economic status compared to my present I was definitely The Poor But Smart Kid Who Got Hella Lucky -RT @commitsfln: I'd call myself the git master, but apparently I'm the git issue_117 -RT @m1sp: Biblical genetics: make spotted sheep by... getting them to mate while looking at patterned sticks. http://t.co/VyNmIzFnr0 -RT @ejacqui: @werezompire @BenKuchera I'm going to start asking "How will your game stand out from other games with male leads?" -RT @werezompire: I was seriously asked, "How will you make your game stand out from other games with female leads?" I should have said, "Sh… -RT @alertnewengland: Operators of the remote control mini-sub have been instructed to call the @USCG before future operations. -RT @alertnewengland: Environmental PD off with a remote submarine in the outer part of Boston Harbor. Requesting MSP dive team to evaluate. -@eevee hahaha wow oops I'll just make something up about being European. And measuring words fractionally. -@eevee because I'm not patient, I can't focus, ..... dang my novel's word count is gonna hit 100,00 today how is this even possible -@geekable I’m all for Rule of Laws Which Consistently Produce Reasonable Outcomes -RT @gsuberland: Bradley Manning has been sentenced to 35 years in prison. -@nrr I’m pretty sure it’s a “get attention for the problem — plan on coming back when some legislation is passed” -RT @bascule: Spent way too much time making a high res ECB mode penguin: http://t.co/UDsaCMAKh8 -RT @sergeybratus: Bought new shoes today, advertised --out of all things!-- as "airport friendly". O tempora o mores. -@eevee almost as if it’s OUR careers he’s talking about (Ohai I’m awake now) -@SimonZerafa … “woman flu”? I wasn’t aware an excess of X’s led to increased risk of influenza -RT @matthew_d_green: Never trust a PRNG you don't control. -@SimonZerafa never had a fever as an allergic reaction before -@SimonZerafa hmm, I just woke up… but my face is still red… -@m1sp I just wrote Talassen's impassioned defense of her brother while delirious with a fever. Please let me know if it makes ANY sense. -@savagejen MY husband? Wake up while he was taking a nap downstairs? Science has not yet shown this possible -@WhiteMageSlave http://t.co/ZhjGFFE1JJ -@_yossi_ there were no witnesses. So either I did this to myself or Harry Potter is real and I've been Hermione all along -@BaconZombie TIL I read fluent Autocorrect -1) be delirious with fever 2) draw the Deathly Hallows on yourself for no apparent reason 3) pass out 4) wake up and freak out -@BaconZombie pretty sure that would kill me a lot faster than the poison would. Or is that your plan, ASSASSIN? -And like if Han Solo could be scared or upset or angry or whatever I totally could too! ...... .... ..... I was a lonely child -I figured this out while reading a Star Wars novel actually. It finally hit me that it was written by an adult for adults about adults. -# 369971580006199296 -I did not figure out until I was 13 that adults experienced a full range of emotions. I thought losing most of them was part of maturity. -@SimonZerafa I think I will be soon -@m1sp if I die of this fever, finishing the book is your job. I'm serious. Don't screw up -@_BluShine then you get moral failures with a 100% management approval rating -I am running a fever. It started about five minutes after I took a sip of coffee. I am stronger than your poison, assassin! -@Kufat I am not moogosexual -I’ve been informed @codeferret_ is leaving me for a chocobo named Chocobro. It’s Massachusetts so that’s probably legal -@hirojin I would say kill it with fire but the NSA's metaphor detectors are not very accurate -@jdunck I'm just trying to show both "all <x> are evil" and "I know an <x> and they're a good person" the intersection thereof -My next tweet was going to be complaining about coffee and I gave myself mood whiplash -So if I say, an organization is bad, I do not mean every person engaged in its activities is evil. Most of them are good. Just also small. -@seedOftheNeed and governments and departments that governments leave well enough alone. -Complicated systems produce moral failures which no individual person involved in the decision-making process would have approved of. -@m1sp Maybe I should mention you to my mother some day I mean you're kinda my best friend in the whole universe an' stuff Mom this is Jaiden -@m1sp this communication channel is compromised ! http://t.co/pipjJ7OjPn -@eevee I met one once! -@callmewuest nah it'd probably have the exact same metadata as it's sourced from whoever publishes the MP3s and it's not WRONG metadata -The number of people who have answered "by grabbing a random googler face-to-face and making them listen" shows google has a problem -@miguel_pilar I went to their support page and nothing seemed suggestive of "click here to file an actual technical bug" -@pmjordan *slow clap* -Negative six internet points to whoever points out I could mitigate by renormalizing my MP3 metadata that came right off *Google's* store :p -I'm pretty bad about filing bugs but this is angering me because it renders my current favorite song completely unsearchable -Six internet points to whoever can tell me where to file a bug report with Google Music that will actually get read by a human -I have determined that the problem is that @GOOGLEMUSlC cannot figure to normalize between straight quotes and smart quotes. Dorks. -Google Music's search is broken. "The King's" will turn up every song I have with substring "king" except "The King's Arrival". ... ... -@iand but no-one ever told me that girls shouldn't drive cars. -@iand incidentally, I don't have a driver's license. -@thegrugq why you gotta retweet me out of context -@kaepora I’d take that in a heartbeat over a pledge of allegiance that involves someone else’s tribal god … -@homakov you will see that in every restaurant in Massachusetts, so don’t bother keeping count -(P.S. the frog is your civil liberties) -“This isn’t too hot,” said the frog in the warm bath kettle. “I’m not sure why we need so much extra firewood, though.” -@puellavulnerata oh my gods who do we need to bludgeon -@alzeih it says 口口 you just have a narrow width font -@JackLScanlan drag out @m1sp kicking and screaming and cursing the sun. And give coffee from me with love <3 -RT @mikko: Code review of Future Crew's seminal 1993 demo Second Reality: http://t.co/8lNKeCPIUL By Fabien Sanglard (@fabynou) http://t.co/… -RT @rachelmyers: What to do when dude says 'It's bare metal rails. Pure computer science.' I can violence, right? -@m1sp but I think you will find it… was never gone in the first place! So I must be innocent -@m1sp because let me tell you I will give back my stolen data if that’s what you want Mr. Thug nooooo problem -Uhhhhh does Britain know how electronic storage works because uh… http://t.co/QaGYkK0uYF -@m1sp mispy my mother is texting me the watchmaker’s argument mispy help D: -RT @tqbf: Oh for fuck’s sake. Ruby’s OpenSSL binding gets fooled by NUL byte in subjectAltName. http://t.co/u3zWH5eoo0 -@iand https://t.co/7FGyOKFiG4 computers ain’t free bro neither are weekends -@m1sp and is impressed that at SOME POINT across THOUSANDS OF YEARS, a city in the Middle East was attacked and destroyed! PROPHECY -@m1sp this person comes so close to reasonable then veers off -- https://t.co/aJsriiw3po -@m1sp on a *completely unrelated* note, I wrote a new epilogue -@m1sp tonight on: randomly linking you religious texts http://t.co/W0Q4v51Flk -"Two hour guitar music chillout video" Sound of door abruptly slamming twenty-nine minutes in -@allen_jensen tell me I am fuck-ing imagining it. Everyone is upper middle class and schools are funded and life is good and fair. -@allen_jensen tell me how all of our schools have equal access to technology and qualified technology teachers. Please. -@allen_jensen tell me how that’s just some freak statistical fluke and my school was the only one on earth like that. Please. -@allen_jensen I lived in an area that was 60/30/10 white/black/other. My programming class was 100% white. I was the only girl. -@allen_jensen tell me how everyone in the world can afford computers and internet access and has the time to tinker. Please. -@allen_jensen @TravTurn sigh, way to miss what I was telling you: go read. Conclusions are not tweet-sized. -“All your emotions sound really fake” “WHAT” “except your anger” -@LoveFNDeluxe it might help just a tad. -@QuantumG not ending in flames is the outcome of, say, 99.99% of bus rides. If it DOES end in flames, that's bad luck. -@QuantumG so just understand by "luck" I mean a favorable outcome that I did not produce by conscious, rational choices. -@QuantumG I didn't pick my genes either if that's what you're getting at. But I could have been raised adoptively from day 1, it happens. -RT @blueg3: @0xabad1dea People seem to not understand that it's not about individuals, it's about population statistics. -@QuantumG So, of all possible parents in the world, that the two I had were a favorable outcome compared to average and worst case, is luck. -@QuantumG Um, absolutely nothing new agey about it. I didn't exist. And then I existed. And I had parents. I didn't pick them. -@QuantumG so yeah I'm lucky as hell -@QuantumG it was luck they were *MY* parents. Pure, completely uncontrollable happenstance. -@QuantumG I don't remember choosing who my parents were at character generation -@QuantumG that does not mean individual white kids are not poor. It means there is a system of biases larger than individual kids. -@QuantumG My area was 60% white, 30% black, 10% other, my CS program was ~98% white. It's not mysterious. -@QuantumG and judging by how many children I've seen discarded, having parents that truly care is pretty lucky and out of the kid's control. -@QuantumG there. are. multiple. axes. multiple. dimensions. it. is. not. one. number. -@m1sp zomg the marriage oath in this chapter is actually a poem I wrote in 7th grade during my first big crush -Almost no-one is successful purely by privilege! They worked hard too. Almost no-one is successful purely by hard work! They got lucky too -@QuantumG @AsherLangton GDI you opened with a mention of cultural context and promptly began to ignore it -@QuantumG @spacerog well I was definitely the only girl who graduated in computer science from that school that year. -@QuantumG @spacerog cultural context: an area of Virginia that's about 40% black. -@QuantumG @spacerog the 29 white male students from upper middle class homes I went to CS 101 with? Me being 30 of 30. -okay no more buzzing my twitterphone I have a novel to finish chumps -@Bluebie @aredridel naw see they uppercased it first it's totally airtight yo -@allen_jensen @TravTurn I am not google. But google, if it was having a busy evening, might suggest something like http://t.co/SAkPBVYPm3 -@QuantumG @spacerog You had computer clubs?!?! But yes see point about community acceptance -RT @rauchg: You can replace `FIXME` in source code comment with ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ -@QuantumG @m1sp I don’t think any of us stated that having a computer induces being a programmer -@QuantumG and I’m a woman. It works out sometimes. -@xa329 @thegrugq what do you think mentors are… -Privilege is not a master on/off switch. It exists on several axes. As a white female bisexual once on welfare, I’m all over the map. -@QuantumG in *my* social context, being a poor white kid was measurably more privileged than being a poor black kid -@QuantumG but in the original context, being given the benefit of the doubt due to gender was part of the privilege equation -@QuantumG so did mine, and I put that at a middling rank of privilege. I’m thinking of the other kids. -@eevee the math they taught me in school has thus far proven not particularly relevant to programming except this addition stuff -# 369609438849945600 -@QuantumG um okay yes that was kind of my point if your parents couldn’t afford a PC your chances of being a programmer go way down -@thegrugq @cs_saheel and they all wrote code I can hack with my eyes closed ;) -@QuantumG I was the only kid I knew in our welfare neighborhood with a computer. And now I have a Good Job and live in a Good Neighborhood -@QuantumG I had less privilege than a lot of kids. More than a lot of kids. It’s not a binary switch. -@QuantumG ie the problem is getting better because computers are getting cheaper and internet access more available -@QuantumG once we account for India, yes, they are undergoing a nascent computerized revolution, and I am quite glad. -@QuantumG I am not contradicting myself. My father spent every penny he had and some he didn’t on our first computer -@QuantumG note: speaking from an American context -@QuantumG gee, why are most programmers white? It almost seems to follow a similar curve to average household income by ethnicity -RT @Roguelazer: @eevee Computer towers are stereotypically beige. White man evolved programming as a form of camouflage in computer labs. -@QuantumG so getting a computer was a BIG DEAL but it was a deal that happened. -@QuantumG most of us in the west are at least a little. I grew up on welfare. Didn’t have food in the house sometimes. -@eevee I left a comment to that effect, dunno if it will actually get read. -@thegrugq … in the context of critique and recommendations for improvement. -@thegrugq for the same reason that a musician with no listeners, a painter with no viewers, an author with no readers… -@thegrugq I bet your code is nasty -@m1sp true, but Tarimin is not his native language, and Tsovinar notes he should talk in Asram as he sounds smarter -It’s privileged because the equipment, resources, and TIME are not trivial costs, and community feedback ie acceptance is very necessary -@M0zilla of course it should be, I didn’t crawl through the mud of prejudice for years because I was BORED -Summarizing myself: programming is no more inherently male than it is inherently white. It is, however, inherently privileged. -Many lucky humans do not understand that access to technology and education is gated by privilege, news at 11 http://t.co/i0KKuS41Cb -RT @eevee: as a general rule if your evopsych insight derives from "men hunted while women stared into space all day" you are probably an i… -@Packetknife I’m almost done -RT @thegrugq: After its illegal to teach anti-polygraph techniques, whats next? Ban on teaching how to encrypt? http://t.co/vmnEnfpguE via … -@homakov no, you’re just near MIT -@rgov oh are we playing Hacker News, or Proggit? -RT @emilyst: Awesome flowchart for absolute Python beginners which explains why your program doesn’t work. http://t.co/YxDIcXponi -@WhiteMageSlave +17 -.@QuantumG now if only our Imperial oppressors would learn to spell “wookiee”… -RT @QuantumG: @0xabad1dea wow, paranoia is that rife there? http://t.co/hNblGyti8r -@dan_crowley except for that one time here in Boston it totally worked and no one is going to forget -@mtheoryx this is a very high nerd density area so they probably get called a lot :p -(The good news is the cop apparently knew was geocaching was and nobody got tased) -Dear whoever saw my husband geocaching and called the cops: good job on see something say something I guess?... -@_yossi_ we go at each other like eight-year-old siblings to be honest -Please tell HR I'm just horsing around and not beating my husband senseless behind closed doors you believe me right -The #1 way to figure out we're married is when I punch him in front of other coworkers and have to explain oh no it's just *domestic* abuse -@androolloyd the whole time I think (I've been here coming up on two years) and Chewie has been here for a year and a half -It's always funny to watch a coworker suddenly realize that my husband and I... have been married this entire time !!! -@m1sp lol I find it so hard to write "dumb" sounding characters. Had to rewrite something Solornel said to not sound so edumacated... -Office art part 2 http://t.co/F1koqeyhZv -Considering they got EVERYTHING else wrong, I can tell this web coder cribbed their encryption wrapper from someone else. Thank goodness. -OH "they were shipping XSS as a feature" Wish I could sit in on THAT remediation meeting -Rubber duck debugging: it also works for novel plots -@jlwfnord in a padded room! -Fact: all programmers are that naive at some point Fact: this should be resolved strictly before pushing to production -@Kufat she is proud and open about her marriage to Mr. Drop, as she had a falling-out with her father -.@scottmarkwell oh, no, they thought of that bypass, they already uppercased it ! -I don't know what Mrs. Drop is supposed to do when she wants to order a box of licorice cough drops .... -validateQuery(string q) { if q contains "DROP" return false; } // love ya, coders -@Casiusss WHY WOULD I WANT SOMETHING TO GROW INSIDE ME AND BURST OUT THROUGH MY ORGANS -@benmmurphy @devolvify @ioerror one step at a time... -@vogon sext: NO CARRIER -RT @devolvify: @ioerror BBC asking those previously harassed by UK state security to contact them via unsecured web form http://t.co/TvtU1b… -@vogon sext: lol -RT @zooko: Haha! Best "this software is not production-ready yet" warning ever: https://t.co/kxyfxG5ywa from @nickm_tor -@oh_rodr grats! -@SimonZerafa I am going to be a parent someday. But I decided on adoption when I was seven years old -@SrslyJosh you may be thinking of amazon’s Glorified Fanfic program ? -I had the most vivid, realistic nightmare of my single greatest fear: I was pregnant :( -@SrslyJosh I don’t know what you’re referring to; I’ve read the license. The only problems come around payment, not rights. -@KronicDeth it is? It’s like fifty files in a project structure. -@twoscomplement it's across fifty odd files in the same project, but it seems to have no caching of partial results -Word count is an o(n) problem. As my word processor likes to remind me when it locks up. Incidentally: 94,882 -@sakjur hmm, probably not... -RT @partytimeHXLNT: Yeah, Animal Crossing knows. #ACNL http://t.co/sgYLP6LOgz -RT @ChadAustinSD: @onekade How long before laptops can be confiscated on buses, trains, ferries? -@sakjur Canada’s dirty secret is that they are England and America AT THE SAME TIME -@dancapper I think treason is a pretty powerful word actually. But in this case, the dude’s Brazilian, the stuff American, the cops British! -RT @ID_AA_Carmack: Right now I have some really terrible code that does impressive things, and some really good code that doesn't work yet. -I cannot admit a definition of “terrorism” so broad that completely nonviolent crimes count just because there’s a political tangent. -@abby_ebooks me either… -RT @sergeybratus: @osxreverser We've had material for a bunch of "Watergates" lately, and none seem to be happening. Predictable but very a… -@WhiteMageSlave okay way to creep me out -RT @fivethirtyeight: "Never connect at Heathrow if you can possibly avoid it" is right up there with "never get involved in a land war in A… -RT @thegrugq: @halvarflake @matalaz when you give a bureaucracy a capability (e.g. a law) then it will use that capability in everyway poss… -@m1sp http://t.co/EyXDMC9QDS Barsamin, take a permanent -5 modifier to your relationship with your wife -@rnjsun13 it's called Glory in the Thunder, it's set in a fantasy version of the Silk Road, teens get in trouble, and people ask questions. -@rnjsun13 I reckon -# 369240568204763137 -@apiary I have been working on the characters, the world, and the machinations of plot since halfway through college -@apiary this story has been years in the making. The manuscript, weeks. -@CyborgCode yes -@apiary as they apparently dock your profits for that when the download size is quite large -@apiary you can actually make good money at kindle if your book file does not have a lot of images and stuff -- 1/2 -@CyborgCode a fistful of teenagers caught in the intersection of national politics and the wills of gods driven mad with power -@apiary (there is a certain crowd of bus/train commuters who will buy dollar short stories appealing to their fantasies like crazy) -@apiary yes. I read an article about a girl in her 20s who had made over a million dollars on ninety-nine cent romances on kindle. -@M0zilla well, the spam bios are generated from markov chaining real "typical" ones, and that was one phrase of one, so, probably. -@vogon POLITICS: there's only consensus if you don't want it. -Best twitter spam bio yet: "infuriatingly humble analyst" Somewhere is a real person who used that unironically -@Eyal6699 both, and probably a DRM-free option somewhere that costs a little more (like, fifty cents more) -@vogon it's spelled @abby_ebooks -Writing chapter 23 of 24. I keep promising my husband we're going to be kindle ebook millionaires -@bobpoekert it's a pretty common last name for that part of the world... -RT @akopa: @0xabad1dea Villians are under a lot of pressure to ship. -The moral of a lot of novels seems to be “if only the villain had been more patient, their evil plans would have succeeded! Be more patient” -RT @peakscale: Slow clap, @nytimes - http://t.co/USccKFDDYU -No, I’m not *surprised* they took all his electronics or whatever, but they’re just slapping terror procedures on any ol' suspicion -RT @Sc00bzT: Advisory for #cryptocat group chats: You can send "attack at dawn" to some and "attack at noon" to others. https://t.co/Slmov8… -@chriseng bam! Magic -@geekable @ggreenwald are they allowed to stop someone, hold them, NOT arrest them, and still keep their stuff, under anti-terror measures? -@geekable @ggreenwald not really, I don’t think not being SURPRISED they’d take all his stuff is the same as not thinking it heavy-handed -@chriseng enjoy the flood of paranoia from my followers in 3, 2, … -RT @chriseng: Foursquare uses an obscene amount of data. I've checked in maybe a dozen times today. http://t.co/delirKwcua -@geekable and I feel so much safer! He won’t be terrorizing me none now! -Or maybe he had a Playstation Vita, in which case, sarcasm retracted, he’s evil -@armcannon best I can do is Hermione hair -The British confiscated the evil Nintendo device from evil journalist’s boyfriend http://t.co/zuJDVL4pPz we are safe! /nod @ggreenwald -@NotFaulty @vogon where… can I find this?… -RT @mattblaze: Put another way, anyone who thinks users who misunderstand technology don't "deserve" privacy doesn't "deserve" to be a secu… -RT @_wirepair: with regard to last tweet imagine if the ss had prism. -RT @RealTimeWWII: Himmler: "Are you sure you're a Jew?" Boy: "Yes." "You have no Aryan ancestors?" "No." "Then I can't help - I did all I c… -@JackLScanlan no no I like it where it is thanks -RT @chibitech: basic program in JP beep magazine full of almost incomprehensible hex values. There is no checksum implementation. http://t.… -@puellavulnerata “why do people worry someone is going to kill Assange? It’s not like anyone openly fantasizes about it…” -RT @oh_rodr: OH: How much do you think #Prism intercepts are blowing up because of payday 2, and people chatting about bombs via voip. -@RandomStep I'm saying an NSL is the component from which totalitarian regimes are run. They are not yet used *often.* We think. -@RandomStep exactly like NSLs -@RandomStep it is literally "do whatever we say and don't tell any other authorities or we'll ruin your life" -@RandomStep forced secrecy, no appeal, no oversight, and it can ask for absolutely ANYTHING and you can't ask ANYONE for help -@RandomStep you think national security letters don't exist? -@m1sp ding! chapter complete! The Huuuuuue of Wraaaaaath -Things my husband asked if I had remembered to do: take out the trash, do laundry, queue up more skills to train in Eve. I got told off! -@bhelyer yep, or Diffie-Hellman key exchange -DH, playing new Final Fantasy beta: "whoa! We're collecting CRYSTALS? No waaaay" -@chunkycupcakes I know but they are heavily represented among the fandom posts I am drowning under -@ryanmr isn't that kind of the point of reading -Honestly the whole thing of the giants with NO SKIN is the only reason I haven't read it already that just creeps me out too much -Am I gonna have to read Attack on Titan? Dangit I'm gonna have to read Attack on Titan aren't I. After Clash of Kings... -There's one thing tumblr does very right: figuring out when two different tags should be treated as equivalent -@jesster_king we do, but on a Saturday, like, once an hour at best, and, it's a straight shot so I'd rather walk -I have no idea how someone got this reaction out of @sergeybratus http://t.co/Nuv4Ifw676 -# 368874300477935616 -@homakov get out of the city, go to New Hampshire and see the mountains, if you can \o/ -@homakov welcome to the best part of America, comrade -@cryptocatapp @kaepora *squint* -RT @aeleruil: “Ye Olde “The”” by @TPrime https://t.co/TyBD5L7fbs -RT @ellievhall: Benedict Cumberbatch to paparazzi: "Go photograph Egypt and show the world something important." http://t.co/l0ADTHnZOU -RT @Mornacale: WHAT IS WRONG WITH OUR INNER CITY YOUTH? *closes schools* WHY ARE THEY JOINING GANGS? *tears down community center* OH THESE… -Patent idea: mechanism by which the road between home and school may be made uphill both ways -It's interesting to see old people talking at restaurants. They could have met five minutes ago, or fifty years. -@MechMK1 thank you for accepting my age identity and using the correct age-noun -@thegrugq and to think I was JUST about to give twitter a cookie for not making this joke -@saving_state they would DIE WHERE THEY STAND -Wasn't me who said that, but I think I will identify as not cis-age from now on. I'm a transaged nine-year-old -OH "don't be a baby" "maybe I identify as a baby! Not everyone is cisadult." -@ulysseas I think I have literally never seen a skateboard here, actually... -PS. the pharmacy is more like forty minutes away on foot but I have no sense of time or scale and a poor grasp of consequences -@ulysseas the only actual Bad Part is the rather aggressive traffic. I'm just a neurotic mess. -@ulysseas no, the most peaceful, low-crime Boston suburb imaginable :p -@chriseng I DON'T KNOW HOW TO INTERFACE WITH HUMANS IT INDUCES KERNEL PANIC -@meursalt I suspect being honked at is the occasional manifestation of being stared at -I did it! I walked all the way without being murdered, robbed, abducted, talked to or honked at. Now about the way back.... -@zcutlip I'm not even worried about the word count itself anymore, it's higher than I ever thought it would be, but the plot needs ends! -Conveniently, the cafe is next to the pharmacy, so I can do another push of a few thousand words to hurry up and finish this dang novel -You might be an introvert if: walking ten minutes, on a sidewalk, in suburbia, to the pharmacy is the biggest deal of the week -RT @DarrenPMeyer: @0xabad1dea ia; ia; require_once("fhtagn"); -@yacCz I haven't actually gone to look yet, but I assume it's text, as that was the modus operandi of Mark Reads Twilight. -@thegrugq @homakov @chriseng @WeldPond I cannot be held responsible for what happens if we let crazy Russian hackers into the office -Apparently, Mark of "Mark Reads Twilight" also did "Mark Reads Harry Potter". I think my next few hours are booked. -@m1sp “What does he do, does he have some sort of cabinet of bottled souls? Do they spoil?” -@m1sp aside from that, it was interesting, she had gone into hiding, and seemed to have decided to learn Latin while hiding -@m1sp I'd be pretty happy with being Ginny... -@m1sp I don't even like Ron -@m1sp today on transgendered dreaming experiences: I had a dream about pursuing Hermione's love and I was Ron wat -@m1sp oh you. -The Necronomicon is written in… https://t.co/RP7yGP4ijz -@m1sp what… are you watching -@JackLScanlan I tried mentioning it to my grandmother and she looked at me like I made zero sense trying to compare it to abortion -RT @GooglePoetics: How can I change my IP address How can I change my name How can I change my Gmail password How can I change my life - ht… -RT @SimonLR: What. The. Fuck. is wrong with developers? http://t.co/3eo8MTEeZw -RT @oh_rodr: #SQLErr http://t.co/jxF6kxkX5i -RT @Myriachan: LOL... #DuckTales Remastered has the Visual Studio .pch compiler output in the public Steam release. Waste of 11 megs of dow… -@jbrechtel http://t.co/73LsBY5Mee -Dear Apple Goddess please make it against store rules for apps to have modal popups advertising other apps or deals -@iirelu also, the Computers Are Hard problem has resulted in people who know, okay, type into this bar to search and DON'T CHANGE ANYTHING -@iirelu I'm just saying, google sits on a huge chunk of the very content it searches -RT @ra6bit: I once told @0xabad1dea I'd been paid to write an EMR in JScript. Her reaction of genuine disgust still makes me laugh when I t… -@iirelu duckduckgo doesn't run the world's biggest video distribution site or the world's biggest email site or... -When Google stops, the internet stops. https://t.co/87Uqf6qJq1 Except in China I assume. -@Niki7a but but Hello Kitty -@dastardlylemon @vogon tonight we dine on ground pepper and sugar cubes it is a local delicacy -@Tomi_Tapio okay… now imagine that someone just walks up to your house and puts you under such an NDA without your consent :/ -@tqbf @ErrataRob I think the real problem is a pathological hatred of REWRITING existing unstructured queries, which are vast and terrible -RT @tqbf: If you pathologically hate SQL param queries, I’d like to talk to you to find out more about what makes you tick. -@nelhage @Myriachan sorry @DefuseSec wins :p -@bascule @qmx that’s kind of its specific purpose in life. “It’s perl, but reimplemented by someone who doesn’t understand perl” -@nelhage @Myriachan I suspect it would involve “use less registers” and hence have a measurable performance impact -RT @Myriachan: I'm curious... how feasible would it be to modify a compiler and linker to resist generating code sequences that would be us… -@Myriachan wait… they had a variable that controls signing, a mechanism to prevent patching, and failed to apply the intersection thereof? -RT @Myriachan: @0xabad1dea And I just found an awesome way to use such an exploit to break into kernel mode, too. Now I have to wait for an… -Unsigned code on RT, aw darn, it’s patched http://t.co/jmn6g75mRx -I took a nap and google went down? The frequency of such correlations is beginning to convince me I am the goddess of the internet -@bascule it appears to be dated 2008, so… -@Tomi_Tapio not any NDA I’ve ever seen — as most of them are simple prerequisites to publicly visible processes like buying stuff -@DrPizza King Hitlear -@HanakoGames um… are you still playing the nice boat game? I’m pretty sure it’s intentional… -@homakov you haven’t seen America yet, only New York… -RT @mikko: Next time, I surely won't vote General Keith Alexander for NSA's Director. -We only even know about national security letters because of people brave enough to fight the most totalitarian court order imaginable -@M0zilla you’re not supposed to acknowledge you have one! We only know it’s an NSL because others have disclosed their existence -RT @pusscat: @0xcharlie thats cool - its probably easier to pop mobile safari than write an objective C app anyhow... -It looks like the gov is going to argue that saying there’s something you can’t say violates an NSL. #lavabit -RT @runasand: Lavabit's owner threatened with arrest for shutting down rather than spying on customers: http://t.co/4j8HeyqL56 -RT @ChuckBaggett: 8 year old used to place tracker on surrogate dad so US could murder dad. http://t.co/43DhKDQ3fx -@kevinlange now to go back in time and tell my professors THIS is why to upgrade from windows XP -@The1TrueSean well I’ll be madamed -RT @matthew_d_green: 'Dear Author: You don't *have* to assign copyright to us, but if you don't we'll make sure you never publish in a top … -@kevinlange implying RDP does directx now?! -RT @Asher_Wolf: Oh grow the fuck up @bbc. RT @TechoPirate Debating the UK 'porn law' can sully your name http://t.co/4WCLVOEBqY -# 368498405825605632 -RT @garybernhardt: Reminder that in an HTTP transaction, the server tells the client to return its printer carriage and feed a line of pape… -Office art http://t.co/RE3Za07GkP -@geekable I meant a ' should only take half as much space to encode as " because clearly " is really just '' -@geekable um... maybe my joke wasn't as obvious as I thought. -Look, if the double-quote character is one byte, then shouldn't a single-quote be one nibble? -@m1sp well, in this context, being afraid that people who thought you were a Real Person would suddenly disown you though nothing's changed -@tapbot_paul there was a sign on the thing that said the frosty was free if they forget to ask. -@m1sp "scared of coming out of the undead closet" as an analog to LGBT. Discuss! -@cowtowncoder but they have "caramel" which is clearly a vanilla shake with added caramel!!! -@cowtowncoder last week they didn't have strawberry. This week they didn't have VANILLA. -My new conspiracy theory is that Wendy's is trying to drive me insane by giving me different lists of what flavors of milkshakes they have -@mndell @alcyonsecurity @DrWhax hahaha yes my mother pigged out on the fish filets there when she was pregnant with me :D -@mndell @alcyonsecurity @DrWhax lemme think... I think he was there from '86 to '88. The air base he worked at belongs to the Dutch now -@kc1rtap @RSnake just a humble commercial researcher! -@RSnake My job is to study what hackers do and devise new ways to stop them or slow them down. -@DrWhax I can read it pretty well but my sentences always fall apart :) my father was stationed near Utrecht with the American Air Force -@SteveD3 @helpareporter @msjoanieg no no no he should say “The word 🐔 should not be used to end a sentence” -@TweetsofOld oh, never mind :p -@TweetsofOld and whatever is a biggie I wonder ? -@DrWhax weet je dat ik was in Nederland geboren? Maar, mijn Nederlands is vreselijk -@DrWhax because I set my iPad to Dutch for some reason and was too lazy to change it back -@pusscat @halvarflake @rantyben ooh ooh I studied some Greek in school I’m not a barbarian -Oopsie daisy @rsasecurity http://t.co/jD4odlIbHw -@Casiusss it is. I believe the current model of government is fundamentally broken in a word of instant global communication. -I’m 25. By my reckoning I have 50 years to think of better solutions to hard problems than I have so far. Wish me luck. -@Casiusss but that’s the thing: governments never actually trust, they are broken in this respect -@DavidBHeise to lack of sneezes -No, I don’t have a magical pixie dust solution to the mutual spying problem. That doesn’t mean complaining about it is naive, I think. -.@nullwhale I certainly think Egyptians have every right to privacy that I do! But you gotta work Americans right to get them to care ;) -Little details like “yes we accidentally executed a program against Washington DC calls instead of Egypt” are why we need the transparency -@kivikakk I swear to gods you are Asian in my head -Good morning America! Did you know the difference between the Egypt and Washington DC area codes is one digit? And someone in NSA typo’d it? -RT @kris_kaspersky: wincalc is buggy! Win7/x64. go to Scientific mode, type 1/255. Press ENTER or [=]. Press [F-E] button. Crash happens. h… -@JbMokuZ yeah, that was the day random people on the internet accused me of hacking Flash, because their mitigation was buggy :) -RT @LeVostreGC: Thou: subjecte. Thee: objecte. Thy: possessif (:thyne, yf yn front of a vowel). Now thou knowst, and the knowinge ys wel ha… -@savagejen at least that’s not unconstitutional I guess -RT @STLonAir: "I'm not fat and I don't live in my parent's basement." -@0xcharlie #hacking -@vogon you have to get a JavaScript extension to actually filter tags properly, to my understanding … -RT @JackLScanlan: if anime is better than manga then why is manganese an element but not animenese, checkmate Jayden -RT @conor64: Guys, out of ten amendments, the NSA is violating one of two at most. That's, like, a B on civil liberties. -RT @katecrawford: NSA made 2,776 privacy violations in a year: from typos to unauthorised intercepted comms. That's an *internal* audit htt… -Remember when our biggest question about the government was what kind of cool stuff was at Area 51? http://t.co/BjuYLWKgzL -RT @nickm_tor: Man, who *wouldn't* want to use this nifty new "My illegal activities are a vanishing fraction of all my activities, honest!… -@pzmyers @TheTruePooka aw man no one EVER gets MY ethnicity randomly wrong I must be boring -@ELLIOTTCABLE @savagejen aka Adrian Lamo, I’ll let you google and decide for yourself… -@savagejen he should have the sense to be ashamed. OTOH if someone has threatened his safety, that’s wrong… -RT @nickm_tor: (Ask not for whom /dev/random blocks; it blocks for thee.) -@m1sp @mcclure111 the military is the one sure fire way for a 17yo to escape their parents -@ggreenwald @onekade oh my gods. @20committee blocked me like a bazillion years ago but I see he’s still being a bigot -RT @maradydd: Huh. Young or female engineers and CS folk experience major depressive episodes more often than older or male ones. http://t.… -RT @OboeCrazy: "If you know bringing the oboe means you get searched then why bring it?" Life advice from airport security. -@m1sp you should check, Bars loses his cool again ! -word count: 87,434 #novelquest -"I found nothing weird whatsoever about a priest raining me with expensive gifts," says archbishop http://t.co/KxfeAy78ZK -@vinski_ combination of slapping on cross-platform glue and the secondary platforms being less of a priority -@vinski_ it is an extremely common pattern for multi-platform programs to only be stable and smooth on their platform of birth. -# 368156286254587904 -@KluZz my subconscious wanted to use it as "was made to become placid" -@IveGotMyDoubts I actually did type "placify" and was confused when it got red squiggled -I strongly feel that the intersection of "placid" and "pacify" should be a word #placify -@octothorpe it did not seem to completely destroy it -@eevee how to screw with human cultural conditioning: all those ants are girls! in fact they're all SISTERS! you monster -Also I forgot I was spraying febreze directly behind a fan and now my lips taste like febreze thanks Obama -@MatthewOden actually, watching them, I'm not convinced it does. It probably doesn't bind to it or however febreze works. -Empirically determined: febreze does not kill ants. They will freeze up for a sec like "wtf was that" and slowly start moving one at a time -True fact: I am emotionally incapable of playing Pikmin due to a nightmare I had several years ago about undead pikmin -"real" in quotes because Melissa is an okay name but it doesn't really have the ominous ring of hexadecimal digits you know what I mean -gdi google stop telling me to use my real name on my youtube like I am so stupid that it never occurred to me to wonder if I ought -I can hear it, I can feel it, and I am actually... er... just a little... http://t.co/hLyIlLsUfh -@m1sp Chakori's original concept art http://t.co/Zbqt6uhfKt -How can we know so much and still be discovering new species of mammals like we haven't even opened our eyes yet http://t.co/ohQJEb6jlb -I'm sad every time I get a used book and there's no signature and date inside the cover. I feel like I've been denied a story -I completely forgot I ordered these for the vast fortune of $6 http://t.co/K0zZHLraDd -@blowdart @0xcharlie don't forget to say DOCTOR -User-mode apps should *never* have to manually seed except when reproducible runs is a feature ie certain games and simulations -RT @vogon: @0xabad1dea also they're not actually fixing the RNG to do the right thing -- they're just advising app developers to do the rig… -RT protected: now we wait for 1 billion android devices to get their timely updates -@m1sp you seem to have come by at like 4 am I assure you I was in fact asleep -*･゜ﾟ･*:.｡..｡.:*･’ sorry about the uninitialized random number generator, bitcoin!’･*:.｡. .｡.:*･゜ﾟ･* http://t.co/PtG7yl3FfW -RT @goldshtn: Obscure WinDbg Commands, Part 2 - DML, .printf /D, .dml_flow, and .browse http://t.co/qQ10TOG7wa << also a super-obscure hidd… -There were already a bunch of piddly countries I couldn’t go to. But I can’t go to Russia because there are too many cute girls there -@lindseybieda yeah I’m pretty sure someone was embarrassed it took so long and hoped this would serve to excuse them -@itinsecurity @biosshadow they are saying STRAIGHTEN UP OR GO TO JAIL NOT OUR PROBLEM -“We ship on the same platforms as games like Skyrim, but multiple character meshes was just impossible!” http://t.co/nFAitJzm7X -@biosshadow @itinsecurity EXACTLY -@itinsecurity @biosshadow and said “oh well” to the ENTIRE CONCEPT that people like me can go to jail for breathing while gay -@itinsecurity @biosshadow or do you suppose straight people never do anything noticeably straight? -@itinsecurity @biosshadow yeah hang on my friends need a moment to get divorced and remember not to hold hands or kiss like Normal People -@johnnemann @vogon complex custom looks! Because you need gigabytes of ram to have two different player characters :D -@itinsecurity @biosshadow there is no moral high ground to be found in keeping the peace and having the show there anyway -@itinsecurity @biosshadow the short version is: “gay? Pretend to be straight.” Try: “black? Pretend to be white” -@johnnemann @vogon I feel like I may have missed someone saying something amazingly, spectacularly dumb -@itinsecurity @biosshadow being a candidate for being arrested for freakin’ breathing is not me picking a fight -@pusscat @IAmTheMenace don’t be hasty, it could just as well be she! -RT @apiary: Sure random person on the phone with an excellent phone voice, I will just give you admin privileges on this random account, no… -RT @bSr43: After struggling with Windows version during a whole week, I’m pleased to announce the availability of Hopper 2.8.1! http://t.co… -“Holy cheese people had to give up Olympic dreams because they were gay? In 2014?” say fourth graders in fifty years -Olympic committee defines being gay as political, so it’s not their problem gay people will be arrested in Russia http://t.co/kjUJfu1lBA -@vogon it’s p obvious so prob convergent evolution -@dwrkoa @trap0xf she’s wrong. -@Dirk_Gently you seem to be speaking in past tense for some reason... -@stillchip I like to give apple engineers a little something to look forward to -I always feel really sorry for programs that segfault in their user-invoked exit routine You were so close, little buddy! Next time!!! -On that note http://t.co/QG0I7W6s0j -How did people give birthday presents before steam -@nelhage “why didn’t Instance come in to work today?” “He… got an *early retirement package*.” -@natashenka well, it’d minimize average distance to arbitrary other points on the board, wouldn’t it ? -RT @chriseng: Motion for @tqbf and @dakami to settle their PRNG disagreement via slapfight. -@vogon why would -@HersonHN why are we listening to the security advice of a girl who names her computers Vulpix and Flareon?! -… I actually met @natashenka at Defcon but my social protocol stack had a BSOD, I am not good at human -I had a dream I went to a convention where there were boy’s dorms and girl’s dorms and me and @natashenka had the place to ourselves … -@xa329 but re: MIT thing: it's academic, which often just means a fancy unicode proof of what was already believed -@xa329 the compression-related problems we've had in recent years were 100% expert designed, tested, and approved -Photographic evidence of the echo chamber in action http://t.co/0sInymfaZz -@xa329 but if we've learned anything recently it's to slow down and re-evaluate our use of compression in cryptosystems -@xa329 ah sorry, twitter wasn't loading the metadata that it was a reply -@IAmTheMenace good use of gun-centric language -.@IAmTheMenace this troll would be about 3000% more effective if you replied to something I said about security and not about a cartoon -@xa329 I mean... those are quotes, where is it from, and what are you asking about -Part of the punishment is that I have to watch it dubbed, not subbed #cruelandunusual -@xa329 can I have a little context there? -.@codeferret_ is making me watch a gender normative cartoon as punishment for not taking out the trash -@rantyben but but manifest destiny :( -# 367794628663058432 -@m1sp @WhiteMageSlave http://t.co/TFK44z7mjG I link for no reason while writing a scene with Ziazan -I don't understand why the world is full of nations destroying themselves #egypt -@m1sp I think a nascent dialect withered when smart phones with autocorrect became affordable -Hey kids! Do your parents complain about newfangled txt spk? http://t.co/FJQB1ZXRlV -@hattmammerly I'll just pretend I know what's going on -@0x17h maybe if @th3v0t4ry wasn’t acting like someone far too young and bratty to hold a gun, we could have a productive conversation -@0x17h the best part is that my dad is a veteran and I wouldn’t be surprised if he would get in a bar fight with this guy… -@0x17h and only men are soldiers! I guess I must have imagined all those veterans I met who were mothers. -@th3v0t4ry aaaaaand blocked, thanks @0x17h so glad to see our military is in good, reasonable hands -RT @chriseng: #Veracode Hackathon is over. Some people waste no time reverse engineering their prizes. http://t.co/llpsoQ8XZn -@th3v0t4ry @0x17h @_stux_ good use of gendered vocabulary to associate courage with maleness I’ll be over here in the corner -My poor sweetie is Mr. Abadidea’s Husband to the industry. His name is @codeferret_ ;) @thorsheim -RT @thorsheim: (husband of) - @0xabad1dea, @marshray & @dropdeadfu at #passwords13 Penthouse. Picture by @marco_preuss (thx!) :-) http://t.… -RT @elwoz: Why can't I give you $X a year for no spam, @Twitter? -I also find it remarkable how many seconds it took for my brain to realize that what I thought was boxed apple juice was really cranberry -The result is that when I kick off the compile on the server, my brain expects my laptop to get hot and run out of battery really fast -@froztbyte I see a CPU-intensive process spinning away; I see a battery meter; my brain connects them as one will drain the other -I am unable to mentally disassociate the battery life of the machine in my hands from that of the server I am remotely logged into. -@codeferret_ you're supposed to put it in QUOTES you're so bad at twitter T_T -@mbhbox there is no java on this machine. There is a black void that devours starlight where java once thought itself to be. -Autocorrect makes an excellent suggestion: memory allocators -> memory alligators -@elad3 what's to file? Oh look pages with tons of JavaScript are still Satan on memory allocators -@Yurienu normal Chrome actively -inb4 browser wars: I 100% want Firefox to exist and thrive to bring balance to the Force. I just also want it to not lag my machine -"why don't you use firefox" because this is me trying to close a single tab http://t.co/JeKAiVqz1P -@mbhbox WHO KNOWS? -Oh, of course. GMail decided the sensible thing to do about expiring my session is to leave everything open and just return timeout errors -@vinski_ forgive me if I don't trust the screen blinking and emitting an audible beeping sound that it is not charging -@stillchip there's no way every Windows laptop I have access to has cheap, bad, low rated USB ports. -iPad 4: $500 MacBook Air to charge it with because it will refuse to charge off any other USB port: $1000 -RT @kaepora: Paris: Beautiful city, not-so-beautiful Internet regulations: http://t.co/BdE1qZvZGF -It was entirely too many clicks to convince Windows 8 that I wanted to apply pending updates NOW and not as a surprise in the near future -@shellbryson https://t.co/QHqFwE52An this is what cool kids used instead of sourceforge -RT @savagejen: To all my Mom friends: if you have a nanny cam or baby monitor you would like me to test, let me know. -Wait… doesn’t google have… their own github competitor? https://t.co/cuh6QTDIBJ -.@z0rlac it’s not literally the same problem fortunately ;) Also it’s apparently unreliable -Ping of Death 2: IPv6 Boogaloo https://t.co/qfOqSxd1Oe -@m1sp mew. Google drive is being funny for me I don’t know if it’s showing latest updates -Come for the Dropbox 2FA bypass, forget about it and stay for the python monkey patching https://t.co/01oZneI528 -@JackLScanlan GDI Jack you’re like 21 or something and the first 20 years are just the boot sequence -Not trolling cryptographers this time http://t.co/pUfntGYAXL -I want to be like @attritionorg when I grow up http://t.co/EmLe40r9RG -RT @halvarflake: Lavabit founder presumably on NSL: "there’s information that I can’t even share with my lawyer" - talk about a level playi… -RT @mniemietz: Best XSS fix ever by Linksys (4.30.16, Cisco): they fixed a known stored XSS vulnerability by blacklisting "alert". -.@AdvancedThreat @matthew_d_green by “most computers” I meant “phones” -RT @matthew_d_green: @0xabad1dea The attacker will jump and down to force your gyroscope into a known state, then he'll attack your keys. -But you have to admit: “Generating key… dance around with your phone for a bit” would be fun -@skattyadz there’s a relatively small number of unique states (and you could only use for seeding as they change too slowly) -I have already succeeded in getting someone to send me a flood of private messages to the effect of: no -@technololigy phones is what I mean by most computers ;) -Hmm, it seems most computers have a gyroscope and compass in them these days. Can we use that for entropy? (Just provoking cryptographers) -@thorsheim @marshray @dropdeadfu yep -@thegrugq @jonelf dust your stuff in flour! You’ll find out one way or the other… -RT @thegrugq: Pics from my hotel safe in Vegas, after: http://t.co/MglekMkizb -RT @thegrugq: Pics from my hotel safe in Vegas, before: http://t.co/bHCVlUX4c0 -RT @ioerror: It sure is rich to read the US Secret Service valuation of different seized items from @aaronsw - "Masters thesis ... " ... "n… -@dakami gee why do I have so many new tweets from the past several hours Oh -@ra6bit if it doesn’t do anything x86 dependent… -@m1sp now with a scene where Littlenar realizes she will never get a letter to Hogwarts -@m1sp @WhiteMageSlave word count: 84,496 -@m1sp If social currency was convertible to dollars I'd be... well, what's the exchange rate on follows? -@m1sp now for an unfortunate accident to befall whichever boy I don't like so the other one is free! -@m1sp I was just thinking: my setting lends itself rather well to OC Mary Sue fan fiction, doesn't it... -@trackzero \o/ -@m1sp @WhiteMageSlave this answer redacted for reasons of national security -@WhiteMageSlave @m1sp yes, P3. So I think my entire multi-universe of characters can eventually be condensed down to Everquest -@m1sp currently extremely sad that I cannot find ANY of the other word docs I remember writing around that age -@m1sp what's especially cute is that I remember replying to her that I would always remember my first fan mail. -@m1sp this one appears to star my cute little robot and @WhiteMageSlave's big one -@m1sp I may or may not have the actual text of this short story -@m1sp true story I just remembered: I got my first fan mail for a short story set in the Phantasy Star Online game when I was maybe 14 -@Kufat yes, they don't even pretend it's otherwise. -It's true, I wrote like, a fifty page long fanfic about my half-elf rogue from Everquest in 8th grade, and made my teacher read it -I hope I'm a successful novelist so that when people say "how did you get started" I can look them in the eye and say "Everquest fanfic" -# 367408640283914240 -RT @Myriachan: It must be from @0xabad1dea's bad influence that I bought a Hatsune Miku case for my iPhone. The corruption is spreading...b… -@WhiteMageSlave I don't think hindsight counts as a superpower :D -Wow! It looks just like a quill pen! -- -- yep I'm an idiot http://t.co/A3RyHRy8dM -@DanlAMayer and if you don't see something where you'd guess it would be, check at half that and twice that. -@DanlAMayer largely guess work and scanning. The screen I demoed was at (800 width) * (480 height) * (24 bits per pixel) * (approx 70 FPS) -@cyclerunner to the watchers? not at all. That's only relevant to marketers. -@rantyben nah I am definitely a genius But only at things that don't involve hand-eye coordination -IN MY DEFENSE it’s a little one-piece pop up tent with some sort of pulley mechanism and it folds funny -Me, programming: "I'm a GENIUS" Me, folding a tent: "I... I'm an idiot" -@mattblaze wait, so, what happens if you refuse? -If anyone knows of any bad 0day in Nintendo 3DS that could get RCE in my animal crossings, please warn me now -@kaepora I don’t know! It’s at home at the moment, sorry, remind me when it’s evening-tide stateside -@mattblaze my dad’s a paranoid fed and he only worries about *cargo* trains (where you can stash literally tons of Bad Stuff) -.@solak here’s the thing: it DID search for “covert”, it just considers “convert” to be equivalent! -RT @mattblaze: Conductor on my @amtrak train is doing 100% ID check of all passengers. First time I've seen that. Because terrorism or some… -Gosh dang it google I am actually trying to google “covert” not “convert” I swear on @thegrugq -@raudelmil the idea is relevant to my job, and we’re one of very few groups doing it commercially. -I googled to see if anyone else had an idea I just had and most of the results on the first page are my own coworkers -@declanm @hellNbak_ I can’t tell if this site is a parody, or they don’t know Internet Chronicle is a parody -@m1sp in America it is a checkbox when you renew your ID card. It goes on the card -RT @runasand: NSA liar James Clapper to head Obama's “independent” review over NSA surveillance: https://t.co/kcCt8Azesc -RT @SecurityHumor: Before you profile or attribute a threat actor, walk a mile in their IOCs. -(Think of it this way: if I watch a ten-hour YouTube video, there’s only one relevant bit: me hitting the URL) -Remember: some small fraction of a percent of all internet traffic is, in fact, all the important bits. http://t.co/pjTVkmvBc3 -RT @rantyben: Being a "Legendary Cryptographer" should be subjected to 5 yearly re-testing. #snakeoil #fuckups #mediawhoring -@JackLScanlan @marchofclouds you’re Australian. I am pretty sure you are seven feet tall. -RT @frogworth: We literally killed it. RT @magnus72 We did it guys! We killed English! http://t.co/Hlik89rcMT -Just got to demo an Occulus Rift with a roller coaster sim. The falls and loops are actually very convincing. (Sharp turns are not.) -I have extreme difficulty waking up in rainy sorts of weather. I think I deserve a doctor’s note excusing me from morning meetings -@m1sp he hasn’t beenTHAT kind of busy! -RT @benwizner: If the NSA were defending #StopAndFrisk, they'd say it's not a stop or a frisk unless we find contraband and arrest you. -RT @m1sp: TIL a >> is called a guillemet and Gmail accepts a search keyword of "has:orange-guillemet" -@m1sp I HAVE HAD THIS LINE PLANNED FOR LITERALLY YEARS http://t.co/9tVKXLh7mD -@m1sp yeah, but this is CANON, and that's hot. -@8BitAce you can probably get some cool ideas from http://t.co/bTvYH3cp3P -@eichin yeah, it was returning textual strings and each sample I saw was correct. However it's very sensitive to lighting. -@phyre5 of course then I went and started my own world setting where the epistemology of the divine is ambiguous so people can fight over it -@phyre5 where he freakin' physically incarnates to give Nerevarine a pat on the back just like the others -@phyre5 I got extremely angry because I was metagaming with my knowledge gleaned from playing Morrowind :p -@phyre5 here is your cookie for acknowledging the divinity of Tiber Septim -@m1sp except in this case Ismyrn would be Harry as a lesbian -@m1sp zomg Barsamin's inner monologue I am writing could be right out of HP, self-berating for getting caught up in the Saving People Thing -@vogon and increase the consumer price of the platform by ~$100 as I understand it -Don't think I don't know which of you are Microsoft employees! Your opinions on Kinect suffer a -5 modifier to persuasion ;) -@vogon er'ryone I know was complaining about the kinect before the NSA was dragged into the spotlight recently. It's gimmicky. -@locks uhh what? It's pretty undeniable that Nintendo's target age group is a younger average than xbox's. -@HaydnJohnson I do have one. And no doubt we will have a PS4 *and* an xbone because Pokemon Syndrome -I understand what I said is not literally true for 100% of people older than 12, but it *really* isn't xbox's core market. It's Nintendo's. -XBone removes kinect requirement. "Turns out no-one older than 12 really finds that fun, and that's not our market," said Captain Obvious. -@m1sp btw I rewrote the last bit of Solornel's exposition to Houri. Is better, I think. -# 367054564551176192 -@ameaijou @boredzo @NSHipster IMO time() should only be used for gaming. And not the kind where money changes hands :) -RT @codeferret_: @0xabad1dea apparently kickstarting "Wife Public Embarrassment Kits" is not allowed T_T -@m1sp that's different ! That was for my own good. THIS is for public safety -Appending to the list of things my husband isn't allowed to have: a kickstarter -We apparently have an internal music video montage now. I think the best band name was "Framework of Pain" (because that's all of them) -It's not a good meeting until the intern is dropping 0days in someone else's website on stage Yes she reported it. Oh well -@AdvancedThreat I didn't. The emails are github notifications. -@grp he put an apology on his repo's readme -@AdvancedThreat lol I was just really confused -Someone accidentally sent me a zillion mails trying something cute with the twitter archive on my github. Lol thanks. -@biosshadow all I know is that the URL I've been using for weeks suddenly shows an old copy of the document and its current URL lacks perms -I'm so glad Google Docs decided to generate a new URL for my shared document when I updated it. #UIRage -@sakjur what "green stuff"? I mean they gave him an entire second burger. With no vegetables. -@demize95 he doesn't need encouragement ! -Today on Only My Husband: the burger stand giving him more cheesy, meaty food for free because he's so loyal. -@vogon yeah, it mostly just relies on good lighting, because the screen is not backlit -Another hackathon project: OCR’ing RSA tokens from a webcam. Don’t leave them lying on the desk. -“Dammit! As soon as I showed my demo to @0xabad1dea, it stopped working.” -@jb33z that’s about me. I check once every few hours, because I am not customer facing. -@spacerog unfortunately, most apps seem to just give themselves all permissions, some even notate they won’t “really” use it -Not shown: there are colored "pellets" in the tube and when the snake hits them it "eats" them and becomes that color. -One of our hackathon projects: glowing tube snake controlled by dials. http://t.co/cBye21Uk7W -@pa28 I am pretty sure I would indeed look silly with a beard. -@jlwfnord especially when you're someone who doesn't have email popups enabled and just check every hour or two -Things I don't like: email with instructions that says "this MUST be done by noon" sent at 10:30 -I just found out my baby brother is growing a beard. My baby brother and I were able to swap ID cards when we were younger. He looks silly. -@m1sp please to be refreshing the PDF. Multiple betrayals! -TIL bosses have "dad voice" too: "Monty, wanna help me with this?" "no" "*clears voice* Montana, come help me with this" -RT @arstechnica: Scientists create “impossible material”—dubbed Upsalite—by accident http://t.co/LBXJWtgySz -A little girl told me about her comic strip: it stars a gray cat made of a poptart. No wait, it’s different, you see, it has poptart lasers -Today on Only My Husband: being sincerely confused why I’m waking him up on a Monday morning, and deciding it must not be important -@abby_ebooks >.> -RT @stetime: thanks @virginmedia for protecting me from dangerous radical website / slow search engine duckduckgo http://t.co/xuSll7HKzG -@jpgoldberg just for you http://t.co/Yy42g3VXhj -Word count: 80,951 #novelquest -# 366705408343162880 -WTF tumblr: somebody replied to my post. I liked the reply. It seems they deleted it. And now it says I liked my own post like some perv? -Today's wiki walking brought me to this bizarre little side story: http://t.co/DgPSt91Dum -@m1sp @WhiteMageSlave “I don’t want to be carried by a woman,” the boy protested. “Then you should not have been shot by a woman.” -@MennaEssa it's a vaguely steampunkish story set on a fantasy version of the Silk Road. Politics, magic, monsters, and teenagers. -I've gone to a cafe to do a writing push to finish up my novel. Gotta make up for time stolen from me by Defcon :p -@m1sp @WhiteMageSlave “Let me get my bear-killing equipment,” Oseni said, “but I must warn you, it’s only been tested on tigers.” -@m1sp but but but blonde is a recessive trait, Mispy!! -@m1sp however, the boy in my dream was clearly Occidental — wavy blonde hair and a striped shirt — so dream me is not on the up and up -@m1sp oh well I am pretty sure they’d be totally down as long as they’re further apart than first cousins -RT @auerfeld: The miserable tragedy of web #filtering: Hamlet is banned in the British Library, for violent content. http://t.co/LNTW6rhFD3… -@m1sp apparently I am Law’s Issue, because I had a dream where I met a cute boy and double-cheeked that he wasn’t. -@amazingant I share because I think she deserves to be remembered - as an individual, and as a face of violence against children. -@Packetknife in the meantime please enjoy this music written to go with the story https://t.co/zAQRjXcg0p -@treyka @Packetknife I fancy I am doing well on that front as well. -@Packetknife I am working on it Right This Second. Had to put it aside during Defcon stuff. Word count: 74,851 -@m1sp @WhiteMageSlave #StrongFemaleCharacters http://t.co/i2VUHs6IgY -@Bagelturf almost certainly. Thanks! -Two people in one minute told me that the problem is the update silently does not apply if you are using OSX's built in encryption. GREAT -@WretchedWinston by fail silently you mean fail to apply in the first place, not catastrophically fail and break my drive, right? -@m1sp I am Writing!!! The guard that Evren savaged was a woman. She's not quite dead. -@The1TrueSean I blocked them -Reasons I am crying tonight: I remembered that the voice actress of Ducky from Land Before Time was murdered at age ten -Jeremy Soule's (of Morrowind/Oblivion/Skyrim fame) first video game sound track was Secret of Evermore http://t.co/E7xruZjDMK -@jeremiahfelt nope -I'm pretty sure my Air is asking me to reinstall the same firmware update for the sixth time. That or Apple REALLY likes firmware patches -Maybe I need a #notlookingforaliteralanswer disclaimer tag -@therulerofchina #whoosh -Recursive philosophy: what is the "it" in "it's best not to think about these things"? -@sciencecomic I’m not sure which I should find remarkable: the pizza on the roof, or the windshield held on with blue duct tape -@vogon so close to looking intense and dramatic… and so far -RT @abiodork: Damned if you do, damned if you don't. http://t.co/luKqGk1YfI Speaking out or staying silent about sexual harassment. Either … -RT @TweetsofOld: What a fine world this would be if all of us were as broadminded as we pretend to be. UT1922 -RT @centerofmath: "Friend bought a french baguette only to witness this MATHEMATICAL HORROR" (http://t.co/GJ6efXdm8d) http://t.co/aBeEFg68hK -@MechMK1 I have what I call Hermione hair -# 366336918377607168 -I have some sort of rapport with toddlers. They always just walk up and start pulling on my hair -@MechMK1 (oh, also, most pre-made stuff like this is simply not cut to fit me, I am tall and husky) -@MechMK1 sure, but I'm in trouble if I come home with $500 of new dresses :p -@MechMK1 I wanted this dress and I got it ;) it's just *I'm* not satisfied with how I look in most dresses. -@MechMK1 oh I like the look, I just don't have the figure for it -@MechMK1 I bought this on impulse recently -@MarioVilas I already left the religion after being raised very deeply in it. -.@sakjur I'm pretty sure she meant petticoats and pantaloons -@MarioVilas it is. -A little girl made me stand up and show her how the skirt works. She then confessed she just wanted to see if I had princess underwear on -Dress > hula hoop http://t.co/VTfambrfid -OH "I was born in 2006" augh -Off to do the princess thing at @MarkKriegsman's house -@Kim_Bruning @ELLIOTTCABLE mijn ouders zijn amerikaners, er, English now, they were stationed with our Air Force -"Please run instructions.pdf to install your software" Wait do you mean there's a link to the real installer in it or -- -Let's add the assumption that permanently destroying the relationship with this person is out of bounds of acceptable solutions -What is the polite way to deal with someone who keeps sending you "hint hint" links to stories about people who converted to their religion -@blazingcrimson but my point was it was a tautological complaint, one I found bizarre that someone took the time to make of random freeware -@ELLIOTTCABLE wuh? -@blazingcrimson this is true of all languages, you just have to implement it... I'm pretty sure Ruby has some of those -@ELLIOTTCABLE ik was in Nederland geboren. Maar, mijn Nederlands is vreselijk. Ik las kinderboeken -(Or it can be “opslaan”. I’ve decided that Dutch is at least as synonym-happy as English, if not more.) -@hacktress09 hail season in North America is March through October. -RT @mark_e_evans: Cool pic: Undersea cables are all sheathing. The internet flows on a 3 strands of FiberOptics http://t.co/NoHWrUpLPP http… -The Dutch UI text for saving a file is “bewaar”. I feel like it’s reminding me to double check every time I go to download something -RT @obs3sd: @CipherLaw I was asked & refused to provide a backdoor to BitLocker back in 2005 -@jb33z being excessively literal in a way not compatible with actual human communication :) -@jb33z you know what you’re doing… -Also it seems everyone forgets size is metadata. For fully arbitrary messages, you still have a rough size after encryption. -RT @JamilSmith: Why @MotherJones is joining @Slate and other publications in banning the word "@Redskins" from its publication: http://t.co… -The time a message was observed being transmitted is metadata. The IP it came from is metadata. You cannot remove these from your protocol -A new class of programmer security mistake: only counting the textual metadata they explicitly put in headers as “the metadata.” -@jennifurret I woke up at 11:58 today. Still counts! -@radarpixie lots of professional programmers don’t have degrees. If you have a knack for it you can get to professional level with time -@radarpixie there is only one “real world” language I am fundamentally opposed to, and that is php :p -@radarpixie … yes? -“It does not work well on systems without ruby” complained the redditor, of a program explicitly written in ruby. -@DaKnObCS it is -@DaKnObCS I have such a monitor actually. But the touch runs over USB -RT @savagejen: "Eeee! What have you done to my sister bun-bun?" ..."you will be assimilated" http://t.co/OkvWbJF43r -@LambDaTom it happened to both of us -@thegrugq rong* -I'm convinced these live DOTA matches that DH is watching are crashing our router -Right click isn't working in dosbox. I can't kill the rat. The tutorial was unprepared for my failure. #daggerfall -I'm impressed. The Emperor in the opening CG of Daggerfall looks and sounds like the one in Oblivion. Or the other way around, I suppose. -@chavezery also, re: Firefox: I use OSX on two different machines. So, no. -@chavezery Flash ships binaries to Chrome. I lack sufficient data to know if it's in all recent builds. -@M0zilla @metrotwitapp no, I mean the official one -Time to add "silently fails if connection is down" to the list of ways Twitter for Windows 8 is not a real client -@chavezery as opposed to...? Noting that the problem is *Flash* -I'm really enjoying how Flash for Chrome, across multiple machines, decided it's time to start skipping music randomly -@LambDaTom I saw the rolled-up mattress in your room and sat down on it to see if it was comfy. My eyes started watering immediately -@AlanSwithenbank actually this tablet has worked perfectly with HDMI so far.... -My first world problems: I want to squish this bug, but everything within reach is an electronic device. I'll use this disassembled netbook -@amanicdroid I do all my actual typing on a laptop. When I bust out the USB keyboard, it's to play a game on something... -I think 12yo me would be quite pleased with my computers. And note that I seem to still have the same freebie keyboard and mouse. -At some point a standard USB keyboard became more cumbersome to carry than my actual entire high-end computer -@LambDaTom what detergent do you use? I’m apparently allergic to it -@_larry0 name and shame, especially for the gendered insult language -“Email hates the living” http://t.co/kaL32b7QqF I laughed, I cried, I wept openly -@focalintent something in the set [Chrome’s HTML5 audio, Soundcloud’s support thereof] broke recently. Flash or iPhone should work… -@ErrataRob @Packetknife @krypt3ia you’re typing ? -Much like with real weapons, I would not recommend using “active defense” against a real target for “fun.” -“Fun with active defense” — what’s that Lassie? Timmy fell into a ditch he dug after shooting himself in the foot? http://t.co/n3QmFAa1iX -I had a dream that I dropped my large Windows tablet, and inside was another smaller tablet, with HDMI out to the screen I had just broken. -# 365984392306368513 -Dear internet, I wrote you a song https://t.co/zAQRjXcg0p -@jozacks @anildash iPad, iOS6, tested in Tweetbot and in Chrome -@anildash that is a much better answer than "because screw you" I guess ;) -@anildash why does your blog resist pinching to resize and force me to scroll back and forth horizontally for every line? -Doubtlessly accurate future history. http://t.co/2NcRoAlQkB -RT @thegrugq: NSA firing 90% of SysAdmins can mean only one thing: DevOps … http://t.co/WogAlD7EhD -@MechMK1 @nrr IE6 is dead in the free world but not in China. IE 7/8 is not dead. Deliver us, almighty gods. -RT @xor: Obama: "Core Al Qaeda" is on the run, but we're still in danger. Orwell: "The war is not meant to be won, it is meant to be conti… -RT @nrr: http://t.co/N6FffekQTn http://t.co/uHuy3mvpCK -@alethenorio @TheDukeZip a document which CONTAINS its hash as visible text IN the document. This amounts to breaking the algo. -@alethenorio go ahead and try it then, some agencies will be very interested if you can solve this trivially ;) -@WillSecurity it's soup. -My subconscious just screamed at me not to get up from my desk without pressing control-alt-delete on my soup to lock it -@asiekierka fwoosh! https://t.co/Ca4AnAvnlG it's a mix of chiptune and orchestra (fake orchestra, of course) -@yacCz I'm not going to bother trying to calculate how many zillions of zeroes there are, but it can be derived from http://t.co/UaI5fqUSyA -@myfreeweb @Kufat yeah, like, a few billion :p -@yacCz it would be an absurdly massive computational effort, but hashes are decidedly more finite than possible documents. -@yacCz and if the VISIBLE garbage data is longer than the actual document, that doesn’t seem very entertaining ;) -@yacCz yes but my point was that you would end up with many kilobytes or even megabytes of random garbage padding for what I am asking -@collettiquette do you mean programming or linguistics? C and Dutch… -@yacCz but note, converting something that has its hash *appended* does not count, only the whole file counts -@yacCz sure, you can use a text file, except then you can’t hide your arbitrary padding and it’s ugly -@DrPizza not if they’re using internal mixers of some sort. I don’t know what Lavabit’s architecture was, though. -@billpollock the fundamental problem is that unlike anything else in comp sci, one takes lives into their hands with this subject -@DrPizza no, but they can demand all the other related data. Or maybe they think they can crack it… -RT @billpollock: We really need to publish a practical book about privacy and anonymity. -@sciencecomic the confederate flag thing is weird around there. There are different reasons people fly it and you can’t always tell… -@Kufat we *have* generated MD5 collisions; one could adapt the algo to padding a PDF, and go get some fresh coffee, and some more… -@sciencecomic do you remember which county? Shenandoah’s is the best one I saw.m -.@Kufat it could happen if you have enough computing power laying around and nothing better to do with it than amuse me :p -Trick I want to see: a document in a conventional format (such as PDF) which mentions its own MD5 or SHA1 hash in the text and is right -@focalintent (noting that I will count almost anything as an art - programming, fixing cars, whatever) -@focalintent kind of my first question about a person is “but what is your art?” I have met people with no answer and it confounds me -@focalintent there remain many people confused that I didn’t pursue an English degree. As if that would have improved me :p -@Tomi_Tapio nope. Gods know I couldn’t keep my voice pitch steady enough unless I was singing along to a recording… -RT @thezeist: Kartlytics: Applying Big Data Analytics to Mario Kart http://t.co/tOBNBrxUny -I guess I’ve been programming for 11 years, interested in infosec for 8, and composing music for all of 3. The last one needs some work :) -@pborenstein lol I was never particularly healthy to begin with -Sometimes I get frustrated with how little I know then I remember I have approximately 50 years remaining -What a cute idea: writing programs that guess the contents of other programs based only on their input/output http://t.co/UiWK1yu2Ti -When I see stuff like this, I imagine a guy who got drunk and got in an argument with himself on reddit http://t.co/gww8VozCuY -RT @profoundlypaige: http://t.co/a134yPtTZ4 -RT @AdmiralA: This is a first: Linux-only banking trojan tested to work on 15 distributions and 8 desktop environments. http://t.co/e5j6MFX… -RT @MarkKriegsman: Snowing? In August? At @Veracode's #hackathon? (Not shown: dry ice fog mix-in.) https://t.co/cEsFzschdy -In a year and a half, this is the first forensic evidence acquired that our team member in Israel actually exists http://t.co/VlwXoTVXay -@osxreverser you can talk to me… -@travisgoodspeed I never got an ack on this one… http://t.co/rglxyckkvV -@Motoma a world was and then suddenly was not -RT @arstechnica: Building a panopticon: The evolution of the NSA’s XKeyscore http://t.co/0kPsaMUbe8 by @thepacketrat -RT @puellavulnerata: http://t.co/KgxxRhSTVa Gotta love the "crosshairs on your co-workers, they might be an Insider Threat!" imagery: http:… -@m1sp what are you saying about furries?! -RT @Packetknife: I just published “Dear Leakers, Terrorists, and Uncle Abol,” https://t.co/NaaUhCHI2S -But seriously the NSA is burned by a sysadmin and their reaction is to lay a bunch of them off? They have clearly never met a sysadmin -@docsmooth @kvegh Thaaaaank you. I may or may not have spent years terrified a family member would shoot any boy I liked -RT @docsmooth: Hey, guys. The "hope you have a shotgun" joke isn't funny. My girls will be capable and strong and independent. So, STOP it… -RT @oh_rodr: Inlaw1: what can normal people like me do to avoid state surveillance? Me: nothing. -“NSA to cut system administrators by 90%” “NSA closes because senior officials got locked out after three guesses” -@Twirrim do you see why I would maybe want to wear the intestines of people who don’t write my name on things like a necklace -@Twirrim it is fundamentally placing me below my designated man to such an extent that I do not deserve to be called by name -@Twirrim and why the hell does that make it okay? -RT @ibogost: Facebook kept pestering me to take their platform developer survey, so… http://t.co/CpQjGizeSa -In retrospect the URL "Yaoi 911" was probably intended to be a subtle hint -I started reading what I thought was a normal super hero comic and it turned out to be yaoi yay! -@m1sp @WhiteMageSlave so I'm reading a well-drawn comic about a superhero who discovers the yaoi websites of his fangirls -@dancapper Lots o' things are traditions. Like tearing out beating hearts to appease the sun god -@Tactical_Intel I don't consider them advanced enough of a threat -@thegrugq true story I should have a chance to wear it this weekend to something with no luggage involved ~ -At least @codeferret_ has some idea of how hurtful it can be, because at infosec gatherings, he's Mr. Abadidea's Husband. :p -I don't see anything "polite" about sending *me* a letter that only has my husband's name on it. Good way to get negative faction points -@blowdart yeah, so, what's the proper format for introducing your slaves? Does it matter if I bought them or they were born to the family? -Why does MY side of the family send me letters addressed to Mr. and Mrs. Thomas Husbandpants as if I were subsumed by his flesh by the pact -I know what this is a picture of (Peter is going to town on that guy's ear) but it looks like a fabulous dance party http://t.co/xksxdiN6yc -@ndouba I don't have anything to upshift or downshift frequencies - yet - but should probably stop getting strange packages for a while ;) -@m1sp oh gods Bran is a furry #abadideaReadsBookTwo -@m1sp by which I mean: doesn't everyone find it a bit *odd* that a 7yo prince of Baratheon would shout "for Casterly Rock!" -@m1sp finally reading book 2, I'm struck by how brazenly Cersei has instilled her house in her children against the cultural standard -@fuzztester by the same I mean, nothing will break. You'll just have a visually blank name. -@fuzztester as if I have a num pad! but it should be the same. The dollar sign is the terminator because I don't know ask DOS -@fuzztester your seed factor is dollar sign space space space if you hit enter at the name prompt -The seed of zcaravan's Random Number God is based on your name. Choose wisely... -@_larry0 what sprintf? -@0x17h what are you trying to say about me -@m1sp conquering the world one ebooks at a time -RT @MotherJones: The NSA is reading every email sent to and from the United States http://t.co/BmXWN2umlH #ICYMI -RT @solak: There's no such thing as too many #blinkenlights @veracode #hackathon https://t.co/WSagW25Zoy -RT @Niki7a: Anyone from #DEFCON lose a bag at the Vadara Hotel on Monday? Spread the word and have them contact me, I might be able to re-u… -It’s clear Lavabit got an NSL. Time to disclose I have never gotten one! My secret is forgetting to check the mail -RT @i0n1c: So it looks like US gov kills http://t.co/0gIoAAlrCM over #snowden -RT @Myriachan: Oh hai from #WindowsRT 8.1 kernel debugger #JailBreak http://t.co/tC64uBAq33 -RT @Diunoctis: @0xcharlie @thegrugq http://t.co/EK4xVCiv0e -RT @dinodaizovi: Dear Twitterverse, please make this picture of @AmberBaldet and @0xcharlie into a meme: https://t.co/CVNyp2jZAe -@nasko wat? Something MUST have changed that on you… -# 365620323003011072 -@mistydemeo apple clang -I've concluded it's simply desperate to avoid the div instruction at all costs and goes on quite the adventure -@guamwatt I promise I know the difference between the opcodes in my own function and a library I didn't link ;) -@meursalt it is clang -Oddly, the compiled output of the C version of my itoa() is about three times as many opcodes as my asm version - even though I wrote both -@0x17h not as such. There are spiritual siblings. But that does not matter here -My itoa() works :p #asmquest http://t.co/C23F8YKAei -Yes, apparently smuggler is the sort of occupation you put on your tax forms in this game's universe -@iSentriX It's my weekend project. -@vogon nasm -Now with interactive name-writing class-choosing activity! So dynamic! Hey gimme a break I had to roll it all by hand http://t.co/0dy2R0pHF4 -@alethenorio I'm not sure what exactly it is doing. I think OSX is set to require password after 5 seconds. -@alethenorio um, that is kind of the problem. -@zcutlip off-handedly I'd guess the locale data broke an assumption of mutual exclusion somewhere -We're camping! Say hello to @GWakaMurray everyone http://t.co/GAUiDbrezK -This is a contest to see how much of the standard C library I can reimplement in a slightly incompatible way -@bhelyer nasm. dosbox. Close and restart dosbox and remount my folder every time I hose the imaginary machine. -Very glamorous. Top-notch effects http://t.co/xXHGttX3VK -// non-reentrant as heck I believe this counts as adequate documentation of the function's side effects -@mister_borogove I'm not too terribly worried about that :) -@mister_borogove essentially I just implemented a static char buf for this function that happens to live within it :p -@mister_borogove no, it needs buffers right where I put 'em -@chead it is dosbox. And it is definitely taking longer than half a second. -Not making this up. I thought I was going crazy earlier when I found my MacBook unlocked! https://t.co/Jt2ewvgBhe -(I'm guessing it's generating a mouse or keyboard event before the few-second timer for canceling lock kicks in) -Uhh so if you lock a Mac with dosbox open it will unlock about five seconds later thanks dosbox -(or as opposed to my bulk of asm for NES with rom banks, where you also can't do that but for more basic reasons) -It feels so weird now that on DOS I can just put a buffer in the middle of my actual routine and write to it and the OS doesn't care -Amusingly enough behind the screen depicting a forest is a window overlooking an actual forest but that's too analog -@sam82490 what if I told you it's actually a flickr stream -@sam82490 sad?!?! how often do YOU go camping at work -Authentic camping experience http://t.co/TVZQ3AH8e2 -@gu3st namely, the PHP language designers -RT @vogon: @0xabad1dea in about 20 years or so those'll make great bits for a "2000s-era computer programmer" halloween costume, keep them … -I got some... "merit" badges... http://t.co/8H0ArBOjG3 -@m1sp @aeleruil … I’m pretty sure my husband would eat humans if he thought he could get away with it. -I don’t understand why the first word Hayden came up with to describe Snowden supporters was “nihilists.” We care because we don’t…? -RT @norton_tim: Ten stars, Wikipedia whale editor. http://t.co/uTsjsmhHeF -RT @fbz: tltl;dr -- too long to load, didn't read. -@DamnViolas paging @attritionorg -@m1sp I had another dream about you! What is this -Wanted: iOS “cloud storage” app I can share to that will scp the files to a folder on my web server -@SurprisingEdge first chapter under PC architecture -@SurprisingEdge did he fix the part where he says IBM PCs have up to 512 bytes of ram? :p -Wow I just accidentally implemented Dwarf Fortress in like six lines of asm http://t.co/u1CxImLF8X -@codeferret_ because I was in the bathroom -@daviottenheimer yes... and... 512 bytes is a few orders of magnitude below that :p -@daviottenheimer the reference to 8088 on the page is to contrast it to the 286 ie what IBM PCs have -@WhiteMageSlave \o/ -@markoff @ioerror but in any case, maybe we should consider using crypto for mundane purposes a civic duty. -@markoff @ioerror standing out because you use crypto is, in my best guess, better than showing up in a text search in xkeyscore ! -RT @yesterbits: @0xabad1dea 640 bytes ought to be enough for anybody. -Either this is a misprint or DOS was more memory-efficient than I thought http://t.co/6Fw9bPXj75 -@sergeybratus @dildog pretty lucky I know so many old people ! -Implying that yes I own so many random old technical books I had no idea I already had one on the subject I was researching… … … -I wish I had noticed this book on my bookshelf in my living room about two days ago http://t.co/HpclRrO3yL -@marshray no, I’m trying to program DOS, and that’s my cutesy XOR screen test pattern -@dildog I'm trying to learn how to hook the timer so I can feed the speaker music from a table -@dildog you just made the mistake of revealing to me you are a source of information for what I want to do :p -@jinkee no, the colored part is the screen :) I'm apparently drawing it backwards -Well... I discovered exactly how much of the screen renders before the first timer interrupt goes off and gets hosed. http://t.co/JY3sri4nkY -I'm so glad this source code editor decided that I definitely wanted the unicode ellipses and not a literal dot-dot-dot -@thegrugq @asshurtACKFlags @0x1C and then you vanished off the face of the vegas! -The Exciting Adventures of "Looking For Documentation Older Than The Internet" Girl -@thegrugq @asshurtACKFlags @0x1C you didn't talk to me at ALL at the party, so... -@vogon to be fair, this sphere is finite. Not going to be exhausted in the next fifty years, but finite. -@crash8100 yeeeeeup -Maybe the NSA misunderstood “the unexamined life is not worth living” -RT @marshray: http://t.co/IRqSfFBzjd Official treachery: IRS, DEA, and NSA conspire to launder intelligence info and hide evidence from leg… -@travisgoodspeed http://t.co/rglxyckkvV -RT @codeferret_: recursion: when you curse because cursed when you are trying not to curse -@ashedryden @0x17h I’m sure tea partiers were a healthy portion of subscribers! -@tenfootfangs my life has only been getting better -@xkeepah I’m not THAT young :) -Engineers reporting for hackathon duty http://t.co/lQWYla4iL2 -@elppaeht8 I don’t think you understand. This company. LOVES. Programmable LED displays. -OH “I need to go find an extension cord so we can plug in the camp fire” -# 365260420665188352 -RT @zygen: We are literally heading to a scifi dystopia. http://t.co/Zkq4gBJoru anyone who doesn't agree with the current govt will soon be… -RT @dguido: God damn it! Who keeps giving these people my name!? http://t.co/Dl5Ti9bFDL -@tenfootfangs oh gods it’s Satan -@taviso “we’re too busy making money to defend our design decisions” -RT @taviso: I'm not making this up, http://t.co/LqqY6nDSn8 -RT @taviso: Bromium are hilarious, they won't give me a demo copy to evaluate because their security model is too complicated for us to und… -RT @dangoodin001: MT @awpiii: All I did was plug into the CHARGING port in the seat back. http://t.co/7hubWAaykR > mile high juice jacking -The boom box was made from a cooler by @MarkKriegsman to be Burning Man proof and more critically Veracode proof -@glesec it'd be hard to find something it can't play somehow :) -@Kufat we'll be done Monday. -I'm being told the stuffy suits may not enjoy finding an eight-person tent in their meeting room in the morning -@techpractical binaries! -Upgraded the hacking tent http://t.co/GXVSjtMEzc -@clerian some people don't understand the difference between Black Hat and Defcon -Some redditor's impression of me: "Gee willickers scooby" Jinkies! I actually say gee whittakers. -@Rorosaurus whoa it's my reddit birthday ! -@YourMomBot your timing is occasionally excellent -Hey Michael Hayden, former NSA director- your "opposite sex" comment is juvenile and prejudiced. Good job. http://t.co/qls5he8GwJ -I see Twitter for Windows 8 finally got a new update. I should probably put it through some paces before sending that #UIRage hate mail. -@clerian I just changed it so it's if(seed == 0) seed = 0xABAD :) -.@clerian the seed is getting set to 0 if it doesn't fit in a short. (Because I'm porting it to 16-bit.) Apparently it's a dull seed. -This is my Oregon Trail-like game so far! I think I found a bug in my home-rolled random number generator. http://t.co/Hvyk1besNJ -Noooo I can't be coming down with con flu during hackathon stop it body stahp -"Click here to switch to the beta of the new http://t.co/aoeU8lshVg!" "LOL welcome to the front page hope you weren't reading those docs" -@jonoberheide @mtrumpbour @thegrugq @0xcharlie @quine @mdowd @aaronportnoy @no_structure http://t.co/RophkGBQds -@philpem already linked it :p -@N0SSC I was a mere student, but the GBT has that certain special something that your higher resolution can't make up for :p -@eevee I just can't get over how its behavior is fundamentally different from eval() despite being in theory the same thing D: -New PHP Manual Masterpiece: four people voted against deprecating this. http://t.co/MO0f2YUHUA -@philpem I may or may not be writing a new blog post about that RIGHT NOW. -@elwoz I'm too young to know perl. So it doesn't have this eval feature? -(btw I did find it after looking through the file checkin history of the C implementation https://t.co/rLUBqQ2CPC ) -@OrwellUpgraded please see point about checking procedures and policies ^_^; -@botnet_hunter it's "deprecated", but so far that looks like that just means someone put a note in the manual -@OrwellUpgraded yes but that wasn't really what I was talking about, I meant ie "MegaCorp has six a year and JumboCorp has eight!" -I'm on a mission to find the bug report or patch where PHP realized that PREG_REPLACE_EVAL was a terrible idea. No luck so far o_O -@OrwellUpgraded presuuuuuumably vulns get fixed :) -It’s not really possible to get absolute vuln count in large, old products. Compare their processes and policies instead. -Are you comparing vuln counts between two competing products? STOP you are probably doing it wrong http://t.co/b5S42F0ZvT -RT @bSr43: I’m currently refactoring Hopper (for several reasons), and adding Python methods. Please send me all your Python needs! -@_larry0 thirteen years ago I was in middle school -This corporate carpet is now a war zone - many feet will be lost this day http://t.co/cVhR81SoQn -@vogon @grahamvsworld I realize now I actually slightly misread your tweet as “start pronouncing spelled…” instead of “start spelling…” -@thegrugq time to hit the safe house -@vogon … how else can you pronounce cooperate ? -@m1sp @aeleruil @WhiteMageSlave I’m told I’m actually a nightmare hell-student -@mubix … :\ -@m1sp @aeleruil ask @WhiteMageSlave about the teacher who said to the class “kids with divorced parents like @WhiteMageSlave …” -RT @Packetknife: "A modern, fast web-mail client with user-friendly encryption and privacy features. Free and Open Source software." http:/… -@JackLScanlan make a contact of yourself. -RT @rethinkdb: https://t.co/2mvnTYyitp -- some fun notes on implementing date support. Read it and weep. -@Packetknife so far my best baby experience is the one who decided the brown spots on my neck are removable -RT @menendymendez: in new zealand, the centimetres have eleven millimetres. http://t.co/g7Pv015390 -RT @kaepora: PuTTY SSH client for Windows releases new version fixing four security vulnerabilities: http://t.co/MMBVqucztf -@blackswanburst @wimremes hahahahahahaha no. -RT @nickm_tor: Feature request for the next version of RealityMUD: Restrict PvP to PvP zones. -@thegrugq @asshurtACKFlags not sure if insult… -@thegrugq @asshurtACKFlags wow you must think I’m a commie spy then -@m1sp I had a dream I showed up at your house without warning, and you were grumpy and hid under the blankets -RT @simonnix: "I want to print a synthetic chicken burger why the FUCK do I need to replace the synthetic beef cartridge?!" - future person… -@0x17h @ashedryden where’s my commission -Software changelog, 1989: "Negative numbers may be used for tempo on really fast ATs or 386 machines." -Thanks computer that's not creepy at all right after I was there and thinkin' wow these balconies sure are high http://t.co/UT0r0wyMRQ -@CaucusRacer I'm pretty sure this is just someone who thinks less keystrokes == less opcodes -@CaucusRacer of course you don't, they almost certainly didn't actually check. -@kcarmical I'm told it went well.. and I got like two hundred new followers... -@ELLIOTTCABLE its name is Zepto-Caravan! Zepto because it is so small, see -@ELLIOTTCABLE no I really meant not at the moment I am busy with my own project X_x; but @GWakaMurray and @hypermice like mods, so: ping -@ELLIOTTCABLE OCCASIONALLY BUT NOT AT THE MOMENT -However, http://t.co/Eaiydp1iLq did suggest "Inept Chocobo: The Lost Levels" -It is very hard to come up with a generic computer game name that someone else hasn't already come up with. -@billpollock -- because you got me thinking and if I wrote a book it would probably be about the joys of programming the asm way :) -@billpollock I'm still here! I'm actually taking the next few days at work (tis hackathon week) to try to implement a game entirely in asm-- -@zooko I'll need to run it past a few cryptographers... I'm just a lowly appsec type -RT @dylanhorrocks: If a group is 17% female, men see it as 50/50. At 33% female, men think there are more women than men (Geena Davis): htt… -@rantyben @julianor "padding" is a dirty word around here! -# 364886959769923585 -@codeferret_ I'm so glad. -@jpixton in context, they are integers. It would take the world's simplest, dumbest compiler, undergrad sample implementation, to screw up! -@stylewar @puellavulnerata @Bruce_Schneier ….. No tor node should be using a browser. At all. -RT @dangoodin001: Twitter rolls out two-factor authentication that’s simpler, more secure http://t.co/jwPNVoIl9D -@voqo @0x17h “sure, I see you have a kid, but it looks like the child prostitution ring has custody and you don’t pay support to them” -RT @puellavulnerata: .@Bruce_Schneier should really know better than to refer to a browser exploit as affecting "Tor nodes" -@ericlaw @innismir you know, I think everything still doesn’t parse rar. I assume for licensing reasons. -RT @WTFuzz: Thank you IE F12 Developer tools for creating an RWX memory section in my process, I needed that ... -@Packetknife @thedesertgate it’s not “hilarious”. People have a right to CHOOSE how much to share. -@pa28 yep -Found in code: /* v/=radix uses less CPU clocks than v=v/radix does */ If this is ACTUALLY true, slap your compiler silly -For new followers: here is the rainbow tree I was telling you about https://t.co/qpqqa3RMr5 -RT @pushinghoops: white people are rarely asked by the culture around them to identify w nonwhites let alone see them as humans, so: http:/… -@julianor I think it’d be a lot safer and just as reliable to take a byte distribution! -RT @julianor: I haven't seen anyone suggest using emulation to detect x86 code in JavaScript objects. Would be fun to exploit the emulator. -RT @justinschuh: If you're tweeting at me anymore about saved passwords, I think I've responded thoroughly here: https://t.co/3ELSmxhcTu -RT @AmberBaldet: Ugh, Children's Place drags out the "Math is Harrrd" trope (via @consumerist http://t.co/VSsLp1J5zv) http://t.co/t7nxyq8x… -Y'all are giving me some really good examples going back several years. I salute your memory! -@4Dgifts oh this totally counts IMO - because you get bitten by a language feature while using correct algorithms :) -@tef @alex_gaynor perfect! I had a vague memory of this but couldn't put my finger on it -@cybergibbons yeah, that's homerolled, can't help there. I'm thinking like: oh good the RNG is broken and undermining the API -@uppfinnarn that's my aim! -This is motivated by some recent crypto bugs that I think could have been plausibly detected by following a checklist of modes of failure -Crypto nerds, please cite me some real world examples of crypto failure that could have been unit tested (hash returning all zeroes, etc) -@chunter16 @amanicdroid nah it was just mentioned to me in passing. I think maybe by @thorsheim ? -@xkeepah without the paper, I'm guessing it comes down to average finger length. So it'd only work on adults and certainly not 100% :) -.@chunter16 yeah, I assume it comes down to a distribution of physical hand sizes. Allegedly I have "piano hands" -Someone mentioned to me that a study found typing timing differences between men and women and now I want to know if I type like a boy -@pa28 @codeferret_ we have like, the exact same body type and hair type http://t.co/n9Icxxp1yq -Wow looking at pictures of us on stage @codeferret_ and I look startlingly alike from a distance -It looks like Exchange was so offended by my 20,496 unread mails that it locked out my domain account -@McGrewSecurity @beauwoods for me the barrier is when there is an accent thicker than mud, not their fault but I can’t understand a word -RT @AnttiIsokangas: Chart of the day: The most controversial Wikipedia articles in different languages http://t.co/vOUbGSnd9Y -RT @agentdarkapple: From the WTF files: Gag order forbids kids from discussing fracking http://t.co/lh8k88B0nf -@homakov business goes much smoother with that personal connection, as it forms a trust deeper than anonymous paperwork -@ra6bit my first apprehension is how often DNS gets jacked -My husband seems to have con flu and I have a persistent cough. We’re coming to the office to share :) -@hellNbak_ it was a Firefox exploit. And the vuln was disclosed by @nils some months ago -@m1sp I just had the most vivid dream of becoming engaged to the prince of a small tropical island with a Muslim-ish religion -@DragonStuff a decorative tree sculpture with lights, and tuning into the noise generated by them. I said aloud “I can hear the tree” -@zorm but then that’s more bits than actually fits! :) -@puellavulnerata if they were consistent about it, I’d just accept it and move on, but they arbitrarily do or don’t lead with an extra zero. -@puellavulnerata …. So maybe this code is actually in real mode but that does not clarify the mystery to me -@oh_rodr not that I know of -Why did this programmer write 0x00009? Not 0x9, not some number of zeroes to pad it to a register size, but five hex digits. I can’t sleep -Our housemate moved out a few hours ago. It just now occurred to me at 2 am that I am once again free from the tyranny of pants in my house. -@savagejen https://t.co/s90fXxHyEd -RT @savagejen: Whelp, there goes the only reason to choose trains over planes. http://t.co/cNJsDa7ynB Sad. -@savagejen bunny is eternal -@hemantmehta because a webpage rudely shoved it in my face today -RT @KdotCdot: Best #Defcon tee shirt so far: white guy at airport with dreadlocks and shirt that reads "I'M NOT @MOXIE" -@m1sp_ebooks @m1sp yes -@dakami @bascule they should ship — as Math.WeakRandom — for games and other realtime simulations. -RT @nils: Seems like the Firefox vuln used against Tor users is CVE-2013-1690 reported by me in April and fixed since June http://t.co/XAES… -@dkabot AHHH charge it!! -@iFlames_ if I open the calculator, it's for programmer's mode... -calculator.app for OSX failed to open any windows. You are a calculator. You don't get to crash. -@vogon suuuuure you did. And bogosort returned a sorted deck on the first iteration -@vogon and the magic of C is.... ..... the same, but with semicolons -@JeffCurless I certainly write more than most people :) -I am quietly astonished every time an asm program I wrote actually executes to completion without segfaulting or hitting halt-and-catch-fire -@bSr43 what do you mean Hopper doesn't happen to have 16-bit DOS executable parser lying around?! :) -Hey @paypal why do you even allow vendors to do this? Most of them don't know any better - but you should. http://t.co/zhS9z6APyG -I was thinking about Morrowind and then this happened https://t.co/fSgwrNDPna -# 364498580398014466 -@myfreeweb yes, anything can have its own URL handler. That does not make it okay to launch another app without my consent. -BTW here are my slides if you want to grab the URLs https://t.co/p3dpOZ53xe try not to crash google docs again thx -“Requirements for this programming tutorial: you know how to operate an IBM PC (or 100% compatible)” Dang, I might be out of luck -@vathpela I don’t know, what’s in this hard drive from the late 90s? -Also, I find it extremely amusing that my “x86 computer” has one x86 chip but possibly three or more ARM chips. -Also note how easy it was to circumvent the checksum. It’s clearly only checking for accidental corruption, not tampering. -@ShadowTodd no, I am pretty sure that one was an on-the-fly decision. -Absolutely top-notch research on reflashing hard drive controllers that just came out of OHM http://t.co/WQNWnVld58 they have ARM CPUs!!! -@billpollock awesome. Were you looking for a particular topic -There’s no point in warning tor users not to visit CP websites. Either they never do, or they will anyway. They already accepted huge risks. -RT @Akamai_InfoSec: Security Reminders Inspired By Van Halen's Brown M&M Test - The Akamai Blog: https://t.co/cZtgpdIGo3 -@Vanguard_Group @eevee why only twenty? -@Kufat that’s not a requirement -Summer hackathon starts at work in a few days and I don’t know what I am doing yet -@anildash @hypatiadotca I actually heard a mom say to her little boy last week: “I picked THIS dress because it has pockets, honey” -RT @0xcharlie: ...and that is why we release everything so you can judge for yourself who is right: Paper and code available now: http://t… -RT @nudehaberdasher: Dear Toyota: Our attacks did not require dismantling of the automobile. We just wanted to look inside. -RT @0xcharlie: So now Toyota is saying you can only do our attacks if you remove the dash board. This is absurd and very troubling Toyota … -RT @thegrugq: Stop fetishising the technology! Security requires more than just sprinkling tech on something. -@DrPizza why not? True story: my high school was named Carmel. They ordered hats and they came back saying “Caramel” -RT @runasand: Firefox vulnerability was Windows-specific and targeted older versions of the #Tor Browser Bundle: https://t.co/q4D4meMozm -@kragen the one where I am extremely annoyed -@m1sp I mean the firearm that Tsovinar has taken from Aramaz -@Packetknife @krypt3ia it randomly did that to me once too -WTF: a webpage in Chrome for iOS redirected me to Candy Crush in the App Store app with no user interaction. This is not acceptable -From reddit: “APT1 really emphasizes the ‘P’” -Twitter is finally getting an abuse button. http://t.co/nwZz3xLfq4 the noun, not the verb. Do not abuse the abuse button. -@thegrugq @jduck if @fredowsley gave me the cloth one and kept the plastic one I’m gonna have to pay him a polite visit -@thegrugq @jduck wait there’s more than one?! -@donicer well that’s kind of a different issue entirely. I just meant that what *happened* didn’t happen because of a flaw in tor. -@snare I listen to baroque era music all day… -@thegrugq @jduck noooo I mustn’t destroy it -@thegrugq ffff I can’t get my barcon bracelet off !! -RT @vlad902: Brief analysis + annotation of the TBB payload here: http://t.co/B02R2R4hHd -RT @vlad902: Wow, the TBB payload exfiltrates the hosts MAC address by looking at gethostbyname()->h_addr_list and using ihplpapi!SendARP -@vogon I know nothing about Magic, how is this one? https://t.co/iOg7z29Xez -@MagicCardMe ?! -@charliesome @kivikakk seriously though expect this on PHP Manual Masterpieces in the very near future -@kaepora in the meantime: disabling JavaScript completely will break the exploit -@kaepora no, who knows, and trying -@charliesome @kivikakk WHY WAS I NOT INFORMED -@john_t_lutz @torproject that’s… not what closed source means >_> Go read the source, and then compile it yourself. -@donicer how does any of this reflect badly on tor? It’s a Firefox 0day which was used to target someone known to use tor. -@john_t_lutz @torproject …. Wherever would you get the idea that Tor is closed source ? -RT @runasand: Looking for info about #Tor, hidden services and the Firefox 0day? Please read https://t.co/R8SyqgaKDO -RT @DonAndrewBailey: OH: "I spent the last 24 hours analyzing a new 0day and my advice is to disable the Internet." "Where can I sign up fo… -RT @djrbliss: In case anyone else was looking for this too, here's the Bugzilla entry for the Firefox exploit: https://t.co/HkKbc7czy5 -RT @torproject: Dear global press, it's called Tor, not TOR, see https://t.co/CE4LQWdhGB -@kevinmitnick definitely the one by that Melissa girl -In my house. Not dead. Nobody broke in and stole my iMacs. Further bulletins as warranted -@jmgosney yes, and that thought is “lol” -@m1sp hey! I figured out what to do with that literal Chekhov's Gun I planted -@boblord it turned out he didn't work for them, so no death. -# 364143625346637824 -My good friend General Protection! I haven't seen you in over ten years! What brings you to heavy machinery http://t.co/OBzLQYOvkC -@dan_crowley just saw you on the tv in the airport -@Bitweasil it went normally for us at noon. Except for "FEMALE opt-out?!" Guy. -On the news in the airport: "Another tough week for the NSA - agency chief asks hackers for help" -@boblord I'm wearing my new Twitter security shirt. Ran into someone wearing a Facebook security shirt. Staredown!!! -RT @Packetknife: And - of course - the idiots going VPN VPN - as if any of these single items are an OPSEC solution. -RT @Packetknife: I think the Tor damage assessment(s) will be a while in the making - and then lessons learned for ages. -@tapbot_paul all I know is it executes shellcode at some point. -@BaconZombie yes but I mean because otherwise it won't work or because otherwise it'd start hitting non-targeted users -@ShadowTodd the art of software security assessment -Has anyone figured out yet if the FF exploit used against tor users only affects ver17 or did they artificially restrict the payload -@zedshaw I'm just saying, I doubt there are any nodes running on the same host as a Windows browser bundle. I hope. -@vogon it's the ONE thing the Feds can do right now that won't get them bad press, so... -@zedshaw so far the exploit has only targeted Windows, and most (all?) nodes are Linux, but it could conceivably be used to stage -@zedshaw I just mean that "tor servers" sounds like the actual tor nodes -Maybe we shouldn't put half of all anonymity services in the same colo next time -@thezeist free stress test -@zedshaw I wouldn't call them "tor servers" as tor itself doesn't need them; servers accessible only over tor. But yes. Eggs, basket -@codinghorror might as well! We already have all the fat binary infrastructure and the ARM compiler infrastructure -RT @Atencio: Ohhhhh, so Doctor Who is kind of like nerd pope, and today the conclave burned white smoke. I get it now. -In this RT: compression ruins everything again -RT @thezeist: Xerox scanners/photocopiers randomly alter numbers in scanned documents http://t.co/7IgUWtPoZI -@comex I haven't had a chance yet, maybe on next leg of flight -@supersat I kind of opted into the extended screening anyway -@skullmandible @tenfootfangs maybe he's just whitekin! -RT @csoghoian: Top security researcher @0xcharlie (ex-NSA) on NSA spying: I don't think anyone should believe anything they tell us. http:/… -@charliesome check my timeline -@MechMK1 I picked up a casual interest around 11, started programming at 14, got more serious at 17 -@michaeldinn don't see any actually but the box part might be tucked behind something -@MalwareJake http://t.co/cksK7witgr -The desk at this gate is unattended. Both workstations are unlocked. I see text boxes, buttons and checkmarks. -@jtauber not sure, as I was planning on opting out anyway, but they didn't open my luggage -My twitter stream suddenly stopped being Defcon and started being people freaking out about Doctor Who -I'm very sad there's less than a year left on my chipless passport :( -I think they might have given me a handwritten SSSS because I'm using a pre-RFID passport as ID for a domestic flight -@ioerror do you ever get handwritten SSSS or only printed ? -This looks like an SSSS to me. But I thought it's printed if you get one. http://t.co/BDiSOOVwbt -@MalwareJake the honest answer is there is fresh blood on my clothes due to an unexpected medical issue. That may have confused it -I award no points to the male @TSA agent who exclaimed "a FEMALE opt-out?!" Stay the hell away from me, buddy -The bomb detector machine crashed when the nice TSA lady fed it my sample -@RichardBarrell I forgive people of misspelling that. I don't forgive them when they misspell Melissa w/o asking; it's a dictionary word -These touch screens won't let you press the same button twice in a row. Guess how fun it is to type Melissa Elliott -@kherge (yes the person arrested supported this that and the other, good for law enforcement I guess) -@kherge 0day doesn't discriminate -RT @runasand: Any Mozilla security engineers at DEF CON? Please find/email me. #defcon -Fascinating thread of the day: law enforcement using 0day against Firefox extended support edition http://t.co/kCzTwge9bl -RT @PennyRed: Actually, I don't think the internet is 'a breeding ground for misogyny'. It makes already existing misogyny more and differe… -@techpinscher @thijs I'm amused at how many people still take "Thanks Obama" very literally... -Unfortunately we have a noon flight tomorrow, so, goodbye Defcon! -RT @Packetknife: @0xabad1dea In real terms I'm not sure there is a difference but customers I've worked with want to move simply on percept… -RT @addelindh: @0xabad1dea I've talked to people, both customers and internally, and consensus seems to be that $ > concerns. -To be clear: just repeating sentiments of some Europeans I met. They are skittish of using American cloud services... -@WilRockall has he fixed it? :/ -@WilRockall do you let your children out undressed ? -@addelindh your sarcasm meter may need calibrating ;) -OH: "FTP... that's one of those hacker tools, like wget!" "Once you start curling, you never go back" -@SimonZerafa that was what I was getting at :p -"I think Veracode is hogging a disproportionate amount of compiler engineers" "no wonder Microsoft hasn't shipped that C compiler" -We as an American company with a cloud storage component are losing European business because of the NSA... thanks Obama -@Bitweasil @marshray okay found a sign if you never see me again the casino ate me -@Bitweasil I.... don't know.... the big one up front? -@Bitweasil I'm going down to the lobby. With husband, if I can wake him up. -The problem with these casinos is that they are all self-similar in every direction. Hey yep it's glitter and neon down this way too! -@Bitweasil in the fantasy tower I think it's called? I just mean this place is huge and directionless to me. -@Bitweasil how exactly do I get into palms place -@kaepora IDK..... pokemon and mario kart? and animal crossing -My hotel's webpage says "you deserve a staycation." Good job on getting the meaning of that word exactly backwards, marketing! @Palms -My Nintendo 3DS offered to do a firmware update today. Well I guess that's one way to find out if the code is signed... -@LowestCommonDen @eevee sit downstairs. Watch child play. Come upstairs when they start climbing on the bookcase. -@LowestCommonDen nope! -RT @jodymelbourne: just got threatened at #defcon #isightpartners party by isight staff member who to hit me cos he said my eyes made me lo… -RT @runasand: Poppin' calculators at Caesars: http://t.co/B6gBxWTtNO -@0x17h yes. The given figure is they have $4/user/month. -@Kufat yes, thank you -@SteveSyfuhs nah it was normal Linux and I was surprised -RT @schemaly: What Happened When My Son Wore A Pink Headband To Walmart http://t.co/kh9xwOeJ8b via @HuffPostParents -@landley see @boblord ! It's *not* just me! -RT @DrPizza: So why deliberately do things that serve only to reinforce tech as a boy's club, when it would have been easier not to? -What does it say if I hear about a cool vulnerability and I just assume the speaker meant Android as opposed to normal Linux -I'd like to thank everyone who was in the front row with their transmitters and DIDN'T blast my demo out of the sky. I know it was hard -RT @jonoberheide: Things in Vegas seem to break more frequently during DEFCON. http://t.co/daaM2Gveey -@MB5 thanks! Much less blurry than the one I had -@spacerog I did specifally ask if it was you but he said he figured he could tell if it was :p -Trying to figure out what acquaintance of mine talked with my husband. His description: "he had a beard... and glasses" so, like, 73% of you -@AndrewMohawk my screen decoder is terrible and useless! And also a bit API-specific -.@yaakov_h the goons swarmed the stage with alcohol. I had to designate my husband as my proxy -BTW I did notice my goon say "we got a first timer in track 1" into his radio but I didn't realize I would be raided halfway in -@m1sp what if I didn't and I'm actually a ghost now -@m1sp I might be a little bit delirious -@chriseng @focalintent gods I look awful in these pictures :( -Thanks everyone... my feet hurt. -@leEb_public my email is melissa.b.elliott at gmail I will try to get to it :) -RT @natashenka: "By informed consent I mean everyone knew I was up to something"-- @0xabad1dea -RT @chriseng: Since @0xabad1dea doesn't drink, hubby came up to take her whisky shot. Goon: "Do *you* drink, sir?" Hubs, with conviction: "… -*collapses* -# 363804668100489216 -@quine the speaker room is looking for you -I hear I won an award for "desperation to win an award" from @attritionorg. Yaaaay !! -RT @Zac_Mueller: @0xabad1dea that's how my parents got robbed -@blowdart @vogon I'm not payin' -@blowdart gdi @vogon you favorited this before it was fifteen seconds old -@WilRockall I'm talking about video feeds. -I think I have put the fear of @0xabad1dea into Twitter's security team, good and proper. -@sakjur they have these large cutouts that hang from the ceiling in layers -@sakjur they use projectors and a video which has black pixels to match the gaps in the sculpture -Infiltration complete. http://t.co/BXmX0sy4bo -@boblord be there in a sec -@boblord where you at -I really like Defcon's animated sculptures. It's a low budget effect, why don't more places have them? -@p0wnlabs it should be 1. Online schedule has two track 2s for the time slot -In the chill out lounge seeing which of my demos are still working ;) -.@savagejen and the bunnybroken baby monitor http://t.co/2alUtBoBNK -@Kufat instion hub or something -@Kufat I already forgot its name lol -@cybergibbons track one, hacking smart homes -@dasshuchan lol nope -"The password is the last three octets of its MAC address." About a device that controls your locks and garage doors -@eevee video. Toddlers. There are a few people into that... -@Emyylii though the chances that someone who wants that lives within a block or two of you are probably pretty low. -@TheDaveCA @thejefflarson what threat? I reserve the right to mock advertising they actually spent money on :) -@Emyylii it's a video feed of a child's room -(Though remember, conventional radio baby monitors are easily tuned into by people in your neighborhood.) -I'm glad I don't work for the toy company that's being revealed to ship a baby monitor toy that can be hacked into by pedophiles ... -@chriseng @apiary though I did type BHDC out of habit I realize -@chriseng @apiary we're at Defcon, not Suit Hat -@apiary we know it's not anonymous, but to us asking to see photo ID just sounds rude :) -@apiary it's a sensitive topic at BHDC -.@mescyn the nice man at Starbucks said they do it year round because people lose cards in the casino -@SimonZerafa I asked and they said lost cards in casinos are a huge problem. -(No cost, these are from the crate I ordered on the super cheap) -@afreak @Kufat @cyan2049er I will give them for free but only to four different people. -To everyone asking: a lot of places in Vegas demand photo ID if you don't pay in cash, even for coffee -Not leaving Vegas until I give these away to four good homes (with photo this time) http://t.co/Z5m3zmcJIj -The coffee place in the Palms is good and they do NOT ask for photo ID -@tpw_rules will link slides afterwards. Video out of my control -@Achifaifa as much as I'd like to attend @quine's... -@zooko @dangoodin001 it must be a mistake, as they have two talks in track 2... -Well apparently I have no idea what track I'm in because different schedules say different things. Yaaaay -@0xcharlie <3 -Today, 5pm, Track 1, I will give you a new source of paranoia: the emanations leaking from your electronics http://t.co/fztGYMBRNF -oh wow for some reason I thought I was track 3 but I'm in track 1 with the glowy rainbow sculpture stage -@MalwareJake (I was taken by surprise. It's off schedule.) -@MalwareJake It might or might not, it's different every time, I'll let you infer the rest -@nrr yes you are on my list -@MalwareJake no, I'm sick. -@boblord hey you're on my list of people who are here that I haven't seen yet -@nrr you know what I am getting at :p -@Kufat @cyan2049er ahh sorry my mind was fixed on the "31" and thought "that just happened" -Of course my body decided that today specifically I need to be in horrible pain. You know, the one day of the year I'm going on stage -@rantyben but so was everyone I saw wearing those boots -@Kufat @cyan2049er it's expired. -@blowdart not me personally, just venting -Of course after checking morning twitter I learn defcon had strippers at jeopardy or something. Of only one gender, of course. -@ircmaxell I wasn't particularly surprised to learn this person has already blocked me on twitter :) -RT @DrPizza: That a girl was being stripped as a reward at hacker jeopardy at #defcon was pretty incredible. -@minus1cjb eyeroll.gif -@k8em0 @marthakelly fortunately nothing in particular has happened to me so far :) -@stevelord well we kind of spend our whole childhoods being warned, warned, warned, men will touch you, men might rape you, run away -@minus1cjb I'm just subtweeting someone on twitter who thought it was great and feminists are stupids who make fake drama -@stevelord Apparently it has 0% discomfort for many men! Unless we gender flip it and suddenly that's gay :) -@pryv83y3s ............... what ? -@stevelord I am attracted to nerds -@ircmaxell I'm subtweeting someone who thinks it's "great" some slides had objectifying imagery because "stupid" people will make "drama" -@Packetknife @savagejen IDK, I've been mistaken for Not The Interesting One countless times as a subconscious thing. -@nrr wat -And remember, jerktrolls: *I am bisexual. I find ladies sexually attractive.* But my first reaction is still to feel acutely uncomfortable. -Because nothing makes a woman surrounded by men she doesn't know feel safer and welcome for her skills than sexual objectification, YA KNOW? -Subtweeting OHM, not Defcon: if you don't think sexual objectification in slides is a problem, I can only conclude you don't want women here -RT @savagejen: @ashedryden Photo of the invite they handed to my male co-presenter (despite speaker badge, they didn't give me one) https:/… -@vaurora I am here because I want to be here. I guess technically I got "paid" in two free badges. But so far so good -@joshcorman @spacerog IDK. The wizened beard doesn't match the youthful hair. One or the other! -RT @RT_com: ‘Encryption is a human right’: Wikipedia aims to lock out #NSA http://t.co/9c0Twuq13W -@danchodanchev I'm pretty sure "exploitable" in that presentation does not refer to vulnerable to attack. -I made it back alive. They were not the NSA -@puellavulnerata his wife isn't a citizen !! -Don't tell my mom but I am totally getting in a car with a guy I met on the Internet -I don't own any knee high black leather boots. Am I doing Defcon wrong -@caeliat I'm in a gray hat with pink hearts on it right in the front door -@caeliat cominnnng. -@caeliat oh um well they have a big front lobby and um um I donno I can wait down there? ^-^;;; -@caeliat I am at the Palms. Is that okay? -Google Docs is convinced there are six different instantiations of me all looking at the same slide. Six little Kasane Tetos in a row! -@charliesome my tweets sure are postin' good, in that case! -Boy I wish I could check @tumblr on this open wifi but they don't support SSL for reading the dashboard hint hint HINT -Twitter, it'd be more efficient to tell me when there WASN'T an internal server error when I click tweet -@Xaosopher I'mma hop in the shower I assume that's okay time-wise? -@m1sp but I don't have any kittens T_T -@m1sp why do I pick fights on the internet? -@8vius key word, *as a woman*, because men already had these rights. -@8vius You are running around in circles and making no points. Feminism is about MY RIGHTS to have a job, be educated, etc, as a woman -@Xaosopher only the finest in local cuisine ! -@8vius Because I identity as non-male, that is a critical component of my existence, and that MATTERS. -@Xaosopher *checks clock* I reckon -@8vius then I am not sure what we are disagreeing about. Yes. I am a feminist. I fight for gender equality rights. -@Xaosopher I'm awake -@8vius Thank you for sharing your opinion on my rights and my identity. -@8vius I will say it again in bigger letters EQUALITY OF RIGHTS IS NOT SAMENESS OF IDENTITY -In this thread: I pick a fight, then act surprised they're ignoring my point. I realize I should go back to sleep. -@8vius @dresdencodak It is a fight for equality. -@8vius @dresdencodak because equality of rights does not in any way imply identical identity????? -@8vius @dresdencodak "stop identifying differently from me! it's weird!" - the rallying cry of the comfortably privileged -@8vius @dresdencodak if I recall correctly (ie not confusing my crazies) he's a raging misogynist among other things -@leighhollowell I am, if you want to grab food downstairs or something, but I'm not feeling well and not going out. -RT @vogon: do you roguelike her, or do you roguelike*like* her -@blueg3 I guess @m1sp doesn't count... -@m1sp I'm not doing anything illegal! On stage. I pre-filmed those parts. -@0x60 I already retweeted it -RT @TimKarr: #Snowden's wikipedia page is edited to label him "traitor." IP address of editor belongs to someone in Congress https://t.co/b… -@m1sp but I'm in America... -"Hurr hurr intelligent people with useful skills and good jobs don't have gurrlfriends" - @Unilever, maker of axe body spray -RT @thejefflarson: Hey, axe body spray, no one can understand this because it isn’t programming: http://t.co/257xsuCQAG Also, you are all… -@Reversity @Bitweasil last year someone tried to "get me into" ninja party. I was already invited. He wouldn't go away. He was uninvited. -@rezaaslan @sciencecomic it's special sorts of people who never get a second opinion on anything. -RT @eevee: http://t.co/xPz6pLrIFY dear haskell: where do i even start. -RT @dinodaizovi: Text message from Unknown. Phone acting up at #DEFCON, nothing new here. http://t.co/j7oZZSOqOm -I tried very hard to shake @dotMudge's hand, ending up having to settle on Kingpin :p -RT @nickm_tor: I'm betting that people will find CRIME/ BREACH variants for years until compress-and-encrypt is treated as guilty-till-prov… -@m1sp no, that's in about 22 hours! -@m1sp *collapses in hotel room* hi ! -Flash mobbing @dotMudge http://t.co/iHFGjQYY6x -They're dropping hints that DARPA has a new initiative coming up ... -@codeferret_ thank you dear -# 363444153364914176 -@attritionorg meanie head -Today I am undercover infiltrating Akamai -@MalwareJake I found one Tylenol but I may come by after this talk... -@pmylund fortunately I know a hundred people here at least. Probably a few hundred ... -I need ibuprofen or something. I'm behind the AV guy in track 1 if anyone I know isn't shady has any I can have :( -@joneszach at the palms buffet with @_larry0 :) -It was like this when we got here I swear http://t.co/KrkYIW9k9C -@matthew_d_green ie I am Loud and Proud. -@matthew_d_green but the original proposition was: faced with non-anonymous review, conceal your minority identity. I hate that. -"A java app for Windows" write once run somewhere -Listening to about how horrible Java smart cards are. "Ints are optional" -Apparently @aaronportnoy and @aloria fell for it... -.@the_navs you know that's fake, you always knew it's fake, and I'm sad you can't go a year without posting it for no apparent reason. -@mczonk It is an autogenerated name for an offset into the stack; are you looking at something that is pushing values? -@G13net to Mr. Portnoy, who I think considers the discussion over. -@kennwhite I'm actually tall for a lady and into normal range for men :p -@DrPizza you actually didn't catch me in bubbly mode... -If you have a non-anonymous review process and my chances are improved by having a "generic" (white male) identity, I don't want it. -I refuse to censor my girly name on a non-anonymous submission to anything. Because the pink and glitter is part of the deal you're signing. -@aaronportnoy right back at ya :) -Attention web developers: why aren't you using the protocol-relative URL to prevent SSL mishaps? It's REALLY EASY http://t.co/J97orRgfU7 -@vogon The protocol-relative URL. The protocol-relative URL. It can be deployed with a regex -@aaronportnoy I believe you, I believe you! I'm just a dissenting opinion! -@aaronportnoy okay, but I am still 100% dead set against it as conceding to the status quo of what's "normal", and empowering it. -@vogon It is the only policy that doesn't break the entire point of SSL. USE THE PROTOCOL-RELATIVE URL, WEB DEVELOPERS. -@aaronportnoy one of the biggest motivators for me several years ago when I was young was seeing women's names on schedules. -@aaronportnoy hiding varied identity does not improve the ability of people of varied identity to become established in the field. -@homakov maybe -RT @m1sp: "You see, patents are like Pokémon cards..." -@aaronportnoy No. I am not missing the point. I simply refuse to conceal my identity to improve my chances. That's not meritocracy. -RT @chort0: If you stayed at Caesar's, check your bill. Heard yesterday people were billed phony local phone charges. Found one on my bill.… -RT @newsycombinator: Creator of xkcd Reveals Secret Backstory of His Epic 3,990-Panel Comic http://t.co/gfMvD1D86W -@aaronportnoy hell no. Rather be rejected for being a woman than accepted for not being a woman any day. The pink is part of the deal. -RT @tojarrett: Here's to my fabulous, funny, smart and friendly @Veracode friends. cc @annenielsen http://t.co/VR9naoF3tl -@DaKnObCS it looked like a narrow FM broadcast, but it sounded nonsense. -@m1sp reminder that I adore you -@Bitweasil @spacerog we're standing on the stairs at the raised dais bar at the center of the casino area -@Bitweasil be down in a minute -@Bitweasil @spacerog there's more than one lobby? I only know the giant one that's a casino food court -@Bitweasil I'm in my room atm. Want to meet in the lobby? Maybe we can find @spacerog -@matthew_d_green well my talk is at 5 on Saturday -@spacerog okay I'm done -@spacerog I'm not inviting you, sorry. But I should be done soon... -@spacerog I am upstairs, Chewie is trying to make me take a bath because my legs hurt so much... -@Odysseus8yzx about twelve years ago IMO -how DARE you encrypt your radio signal! I'm CURIOUS! oh gods this is how the NSA feels -@Randominterrupt nowhere! I really mean it. I am going to sit RIGHT HERE and work on my slides and not move my legs :( -@KronicDeth I think I just did myself in with alternating walking miles with sitting for hours, and having several computers in a bag -@MalwareJake Palms actually. -@chriseng @Xaosopher fine food is completely wasted on me. My favorite meal is rice with gravy. -RT @DrPizza: @julianor I almost worry that the hardest part for you is not making it practical, but coming up with a nice acronym. -@0x00string not that I know of, sorry! -@tenfootfangs so @codeferret_ has been playing this again recently and was thrilled he got a street pass today -@matthew_d_green yay you're here I didn't know that -RT @DrPizza: Crypto experts issue a call to arms to avert the cryptopocalypse at @arstechnica http://t.co/H8cntne0nM -If anyone wants to hang out, I'm in the Palms and my legs hurt too much to leave *grows roots* -Two hot dogs, two lemonades, $30. Yes @Xaosopher I know that if I walked for an hour I could find some reasonable prices :p -@spacerog Chewie and I are going to the Palms cafeteria if you're around -My demo of observing the capacitive field of a touchpad isn't working. Did it freakin' migrate -@zeroday nah I'm not sick just not built for running back and forth across Vegas sixteen times in two days lol -@0xcharlie *Doctor* Miller, you should know me better than that. -Did you know in Nevada it is illegal to disclose the EXISTENCE of someone else's radio communication? Do not tune to around 860mhz -Remind me to dismantle this giant antenna rig feeding into a nest of wires and glowing lights before the maid comes tomorrow -( @0xcharlie is my benchmark because he's not good enough for Black Hat either.) -it's a good time for Imposter Syndrome to set in. <s>I am blood of the dragon</s> I am definitely at least as smart as @0xcharlie. Right? :( -My entire body is sore like I've been riding horses while lifting weights what is this nonsense -@spacerog yo you in palms? -RT @savagejen: Someone put a black hat on top of the statue of Caesar! http://t.co/CtpsUTq8VB -@homakov I've got over forty thousand tweets, a husband, AND a few boyfriends. ;( -RT @eevee: apparently @Fidelity only stores passwords as digits, as typed on a phone keypad! replace e.g. A with B, C, or 2 and it still wo… -The police's response about the pressure cooker google search thing http://t.co/5dYfnrMjhn -@spacerog That's not in our room! But... never stick things into strange ports. -"Another device on the network is using your IP address." Hey knock it off jerk face -# 363086545307185153 -@blueg3 ie, random people visited by the police over assorted harmless internet activities. -@blueg3 I was discussing this with some journalists today. There are some complicating factors, but the core stays the same -I won't post the back. You have to work for it ! -The deluge of people who want to see the back of my badge has already begun -zelda_get.wav http://t.co/ta1y7YxAl5 -My plan to subvert @arstechnica is going swimmingly. But I didn't know how to own @DrPizza's Windows Phone bc I've never seen one before. -@joneszach in the women's bathroom, I wouldn't recommend it. Heading downstairs to get lunch with the Ars reporters -@dangoodin001 are you at Blackhat, or just Dr. Pizza? -@DrPizza I'm in some sort of wifi lounge (aka sofas in a hallway) near the sponsor hall ATM -@DrPizza yo I have a badge for a few hours if you wanna talk for more than thirty seconds -@authentic8 noise floor :) no worries it was loud as heck -I am become Chad, Worker of Booths. It's uh... short for Chaderella, don't judge me -In tvtropes terms, Tsarnaev has a http://t.co/isCl0yksZA that sees him as http://t.co/vcz7TadPeA -@itsdapoleece I think they have a right to insist they believe he's innocent, I just also think the evidence is tremendous he's guilty. -@vogon should be set to global -RT @chriseng: Thesis: There is a *small* but real chance that both RSA (the algorithm) and non-ECC DH will soon become unusable. @alexstamo… -I know all of you use Adblock or API clients. I want you to know someone is paying to promote Tsarnaev's fandom group on Twitter. -@jennifurret praise the science ! Seriously though, congratulations -RT @vogon: exhibit A: why browser escape bugs mean less and less as the browser gets more powerful http://t.co/tx8vD3UnCR -I'm at the lobby at the base of all the escalators #blackhat and apparently all my friends are still asleep. -This is why the surveillance state is a freaking PROBLEM, America http://t.co/6mAvDFlkqq -RT @mikko: She was googling for information on pressure cookers. He was Googling backpacks. Then they got visited by the feds. http://t.co/… -Pink hacker owes @annenielsen now -Pink hacker needs mocha badly -@wimremes ... Wuh? :( -Who is going to be at the Rio after lunch? -@DonnyVantage @mikko you sound like the idea of a government suppressing someone's rights is just too crazy to imagine. -RT @birgittaj: #Snowden finally receives asylum for one year in #Russia. -@fuzztester well, of all three or four women there last night, I was the only one in a pink shirt -@dangoodin001 only by betting our understanding of the math is incorrect. Or common libraries have massive implementation flaw 0day. -@tab2space we kind of attend as a company, but, I don't have a badge of my own this year. -@m1sp I am sleepy and what is this -Why yes, stranger laughing at me going to Defcon but not having a Blackhat badge, we DO all have to start somewhere. -@canweriotnow technically we make a living cheating at the halting problem :) -RT @NewtonMark: @0xabad1dea If you can’t find a restaurant, at least you won’t have to solve the dining philosophers problem. -Veracode: we can solve the halting problem, but we can't pick a restaurant to meet at -@Packetknife \o/ -@amanicdroid and written in latex -@amanicdroid this is someone who was up for a pwnie :) -@Bitweasil yo. Still at Caesar's. still going strong at palms? -I'm at the kind of party where people hand you a copy of their upcoming research paper -Happy Annual Run Into Your Industry Ex Night ! -And @c7five forgot I don't actually have pink hair -@vogon it didn't make the journey... -I found my cousin. So this is what I would look like if I were a boy -@DrPizza yes waiting on my bag -@Myriachan this is the internet. It happens. Also, they're blocking the guardian at .gov -@comex I'm told "it's a Japan thing." -Seriously READ THIS it is bad very bad http://t.co/RQWxGxLPwM -@vogon that does exactly 0% to placate me -@profoundlypaige @mikermcneil NO -xkeyscore *brags* about not needing "strong selectors" (ie the name of who you're looking for) after they talk so much of protections -RT @vogon: @0xabad1dea those slides are 2008-era, when 20TB of data/day meant a max retention time of 5 days -Xkeyscore, according to slides, sometimes can't keep up with incoming data with 500+ servers. -@cpu @vogon No. If you press too hard on the walls, you will discover it's a hologram -RT @BlackHatEvents: Demand for the #BlackHat Keynote from Gen. Alexander has been so high, we put it on YouTube http://t.co/cdEAdGujmv -@jennifurret wooooooooo -@DrPizza my internet is about to expire and we're not landing for another hour at least T_T, but I will contact you later ~ -@Myriachan yeah they'd have been promoting it differently if it was a new way to break code signing -@xa329 it kinda looks like it might be my name XD -@DrPizza there's barnes-con hosted by @thegrugq and the password nuts are having a party and that's all I've been invited to so far -@xa329 @_defcon_ woohoo look mom I'm famous -@Kufat yeah, Android has failed completely at keeping users patched :/ -@chriseng I ain't touchin' no phone at no def-con -RT @a_greenberg: If you have info about the plot to egg the director of the NSA during his Black Hat talk, contact me at agreenberg@forbes.… -RT @winnersusedrugs: Before you make a joke, ask yourself, am I reinforcing an idea or status quo that makes life harder for other people? -@tumblr Thanks for redirecting me to plaintext when I manually type in https:// . It is very helpful to defeat my attempts at privacy -@DrPizza I am ready to get the !@#$ off this plane but we are still so far away and my internet timer is ticking down -@Kufat if you're still running gingerdead, USB ports are the least of your problems -Use a USB power-only condom when connecting to strange ports... http://t.co/lIzcuDFQaK -@xa329 that's a battery/CPU thing -@vogon no actually, it seems. I was reading some comics and they looked fine. They're typically already gzipped -@vogon pretty sure they are proxying and recoding the image. JPEGs are blurry. -# 362724029892788224 -*gasp* they... they change animated GIFs to only be one frame. This is an assault on our core values -Looks like gogo airplane internet automatically recompresses jpegs loaded over plaintext. I just now visited a plaintext page... -@matthew_d_green @marshray .... we hope -RT @chriseng: Don't assume lower rate of vulnerability reports mean things are getting better. More likely it's publication bias. @attritio… -@ra6bit IDK. My university of 1800 students had 65535 IP addresses. It just kind of happened. -@fuzztester it wasn't but we've been on the plane almost an hour and it hasn't left yet -RT @Packetknife: I wasn't kidding - they ~forgot~ I was a US Citizen. The word "forget" was used by my DSS liaison. This type of stuff is s… -Follow @Packetknife for the perspective of someone "suspicious" -I don't know the travel etiquette: do I get to challenge the guy who brought three carry-ons and took my backpack's spot to mortal kombat -@xkeepah @trap0xf the difference is that's not particularly sexualizing. A few women are into that, but not many. -@blowdart well you did it wrong. Try again -@blowdart some sort of x-bone -@_wirepair that's why you got carded -RT @kwestin: At Blackhat/Defcon not even taxi meters are safe http://t.co/EjHvRg7rSF -RT @LTorcello: @puellavulnerata @AnonPressOffice Given human cognition #NSA meta-data is too broad. Analysts own cog bias will create narra… -@boblord y'all sticking around for the weekend? -In funnier news, I hear Microsoft is thinking about calling a do-over on their product unveil. Great job -@Xaosopher wrong letter. N -@MechMK1 context: NSA at Blackhat -I'd be more inclined to be polite with leaders of an organization if it wasn't engaged in, you know, "being too cute by half" -RT @evacide: I'd be more impressed with crit of #BlackHat heckling if it didn't add up 2 "respect the guy w/ all the power who won't answer… -@puellavulnerata hallo vriendin. Hoe gaat het? Engels is een dom taal. #suspicious -RT @puellavulnerata: #XKeyScore Page 15: to find terrorists, look for anomalous events, like someone using encryption or a foreign language… -Hanging out in an airport is a good time to invent a new system of buffer overflow tracking I guess -RT @moxie: Gen Alexander says that we shouldn't worry about NSA collection because analysts have taken a pledge. Also, they took a class. -RT @vogon: most unexpected thing in the #xkeyscore deck is the way it mentions decrypting VPN traffic as if it's a thing an analyst does be… -RT @KimZetter: Heckler in audience yelled "bullshit" at Gen. Alexander - audience applause -@partytimeHXLNT the look on my face when I found out about tab breaking... -RT @Packetknife: a US Citizen the very day they decided to violate my rights. My DSS liaison suddenly was asking me if I was a Citizen. I w… -RT @Packetknife: Keep telling yourself they get warrants for US Persons (as if that makes it blanket OK for everyone else anyway). They "fo… -I travel rarely enough that the complete pointlessness of the "security" rigmarole still amuses me afresh every time -@DarrenPMeyer I tried to put all the nice plastic cases back on... -@DarrenPMeyer I had no choice, but I do not need them, they are the extras -"Dear TSA, this suitcase is full of wires and circuit boards because science." -RT @chort0: If you have to redefine words in order to answer questions, you're probably lying. -Both these programs operate on a very large scale. We made sure to redact the important part. http://t.co/w5PfGjfRvL -RT @ODNIgov: DNI Clapper Declassifies and Releases Telephone Metadata Collection Documents: http://t.co/Twg8d07FuW -Here you have it. Finally. Documentation about NSA tools to query actual web site transactions http://t.co/wDY6YMXLRy -RT @ggreenwald: REVEALED: NSA tool that collects 'nearly everything a user does on the internet' http://t.co/EIksUzEF5w -@MechMK1 you can't type that on an iPhone lock screen keyboard though :p -RT @vikrum5000: @0xabad1dea iOS7b1 had a bug where slide/swiping to pick an accented character would scroll the view and dismiss the keyboa… -For the record, iOS totally lets you use accented letters in passwords. Yes, it's Impractical Phone Password Week for me -@DrPizza hey can you hang out with @codeferret_ that would tie things together nicely :p -@Irrnick ehhhhum. -@DrPizza whatever Dr. Calendar I’m already asleep -Because why would I want to use an accented vowel in a password? #android http://t.co/Rg8FXtpZac -@DrPizza by tomorrow I mean it is today already here in Boston but not in Vegas I think -@DrPizza tomorrow night -Holy cheese. My android tablet knows about my flight and reservation. This thing is too smart -@mattblaze oh boy I should probably take advantage of not being en route yet and be the only girl with a patched tablet at the ball -@fredowsley your challenge, should you choose to accept it, is to go figure out if @thegrugq has bracelets this year -Things found searching for my bathing suit: AV cables. Priceless jewelry. My other iPhone charger. Last year’s Blackhat badge -The hoop skirt is definitely not cooperating. I was starting to worry too much about random guys harassing me anyway, honestly… -RT @Sci_Phile: Holy s***: Because nerve signals are driven by ion gradients, salty soy sauce can make food with unused ATP do this http://t… -@eevee my IT department would have banned servers if they thought it wouldn’t just make the CS department even more overtly rogue I think… -@amanicdroid it’s my suitcase, and now my husband’s. -DH just realized his backpack is gone so now his stuff is in my suitcase. … there might not be room for the hoop skirt. -@pborenstein yeeeeup -@washiiko unfortunately, there is no Teto doll. -@washiiko ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED? -Improving my slides based on feedback. http://t.co/dbInts2f64 -@vogon I’m pretty sure the text accompanying that screenshot was semi-sarcastic. Obviously it was a bug. -This player-written guide to Daggerfall is complaining that Bethesda still hasn't shipped Morrowind. -# 362352830868226049 -Already knowing that multiple endings shipped broken, my impression is Daggerfall is the buggiest thing to ever succeed. -Reading a guide to Daggerfall: "do not pick this trait for your character because it was never implemented" -RT @ericlaw: @fugueish @chort0 @0xabad1dea I've seen that before; I believe it's caused by registry corruption in the ZoneMap keys. Sorry. -@chvest on the defcon floor? Gods no. I'm not TRYING to generate harassment. -RT @AlSweigart: Browser plugin idea: Appends to your user-agent, "By accepting this HTTP connection, you agree to nullify your terms of ser… -RT @chort0: @JZdziarski @0xabad1dea I assume you're responding to the Google-claim. It's all sites in 64bit IE, cannot add any. -@docsmooth http://t.co/bukJSnElTu -@codinghorror “has entered”? At least half of all geeks are too young to have ever seen Clippy in the wild. -@MechMK1 Vulpix -RT @chort0: Dear Microsoft IE team: F-you very much for this. Artificially blocking your competitor is a dick-move. http://t.co/ZAXf7xe65o -RT @Pinboard: On the plus side, tonight I have a dozen new servers -RT @Pinboard: One thing I won't miss about this colo is how they let me remove servers without checking any ID, and even lend me a cart -@Wanyal I prefer the Bootleg Crystal way of saying it. http://t.co/CNpPRKLtr0 -It will be easy to find me at Defcon. I dress like a Pokemon trainer http://t.co/bqFeuYtfzD -Hey @USAirways you forgot the most frequently asked question of all - WHAT IS THE URL http://t.co/qv0xMRGzBL (first google result!) -@longshanks_ I'm not @natashenka. Mind blowing I know ;) -“22 packages can be updated. 22 updates are security updates.” Guess I should stop putting that off -@RSnake now, I keep Flash as click to play, if only for performance/battery life, no matter how secure it gets :p -@RSnake Java. Flash problems have tapered down quite a bit IMO. -@jruderman Amazed that JavaScript is a language that has semicolons as a token but you can often omit them nilly-willy and it will still run -RT @marshray: #passwords13 conference lays down the rules: no physical fights allowed during the talk "Defining Password Strength" -@jruderman @JSHint @miaubiz amazed that JavaScript is a semicolons but we’ll try to parse without them language… -That’s exactly what the APT would say, @CiscoSecurity … https://t.co/4BnVcEGXxn -Is this what @6 wanted? -RT @ph1: "My house is on fire, but only a bit. Do I really want to call 911? It's expensive." How US healthcare feels to a Brit living here. -RT @arstechnica: Bradley Manning not guilty of “aiding the enemy,” convicted on 19 other counts http://t.co/iXYyDr0jc3 by @cfarivar -RT @MotherJones: BREAKING: Bradley #Manning has been found NOT GUILTY of aiding the enemy, the most serious of the 21 contested charges fac… -@vogon nah I mean I can scroll with my cute little fingers and the page bounces and stuff -You wanna know a secret? I use IE10 on my tablet sometimes, because it actually understands touch. Except when it doesn’t. -RT @corkami: PE102 - a Windows executable format overview http://t.co/geaC6axH4l http://t.co/KAodpVbwW2 (available in poster & booklet) -Internet Explorer is literally bribing people with cupcakes http://t.co/yEvLPlU7fl -@fugueish lol I got like three hundred retweets when I shared that when it was first found. Mongo peeps were hurt we were laughing -TIL that “import *” is its own opcode in python -Here are some slides about things you absolutely should not do in python (first slide is blank, skip forward) http://t.co/X4AbFTEbXM -@EddieCLeonard a few different people on reddit said this indeed would work -@EddieCLeonard they called him, he hung up, he picked up again, they were still on the line, they played a fake boop bleep bloop -@EddieCLeonard this whole thing relies on the quirk with who hangs up first in UK landline phones. -“If you are a religious zealot about git one way or the other… well, there’s only one way, the other way is SVN zealot…” “who?!” #meeting -@DrPizza yeah, and it’s possible to get fairly cool outside at night. -@DrPizza a light sweatshirt or something -@ZackMaril @steveklabnik is it thinner than an iPhone? (Mind you, I have never been t New York and never seen these bikes.) -@EddieCLeonard except he hung up on the people who called him and called the bank himself. He thought. -.@ZackMaril there probably *is* a camera for reviewing after an accident. But that person has a paranoia that makes even me blush :) -@Achifaifa I’m just saying, “it’s the live-streaming panopticon of New York City! Bloomberg Bloomberg” is uh… prooooobably not true. -@jmdeliso also I consider Skyrim’s magic system the funnest by far. I actually can’t play magic in Morrowind… -@jmdeliso I feel like large portions of Oblivion were fairly uninspired. Skyrim recovered a good portion of it. Good environment -@Achifaifa clearly they’re for reviewing footage after an accident. But it feels creepy to point one up at your face without warning. -@TimoHirvonen @ChromiumDev oh thank gods -RT @TimoHirvonen: RT @ChromiumDev: Animated GIF decoding time was sped up 50%: https://t.co/jUKmssqz5i lolcats, Chrome fast. -@ZadowSapherelis @m1sp eeeeeee -This is kind of creepy. But Citi Bike is a privately owned company. It is not “New York.” http://t.co/50RP7mrd8i -@misuzulive which one is that? -At least, the reddit comments said it was a UK landline thing; I barely remember using them, but I don’t recall US phones doing that. -A sophisticated bank fraud scam that relies on quirks of UK landlines http://t.co/ScBMmrFrMW -RT @mattblaze: MIT has released the "Abelson Report" on its involvement with the Aaron Swartz prosecution: http://t.co/FgH1IWogQ0 [pdf] -@nrr aren’t you glad we live in a universe that doesn’t lag and crash when we get too frisky? -@mike_acton someone needs less crunch time -I’m pretty sure at this point you could accuse @briankrebs of anything and his local cops would laugh it off. https://t.co/CK4pqsSZEp -@miaubiz http://t.co/MFwpYikwoY -I can’t be behind UnthreadedJB. However, I *might* be Pinkie Pie and I am definitely Satoshi. Rumors settled. -RT @capotej: programming http://t.co/8hAUv0Xa4e -@i0n1c do you really think I would NOT put pink and sparkles everywhere -@KronicDeth it could probably run the mod but I am running bare. -@Sektor9 I got rid of everything that would not result in hardware losing functionality -@i0n1c yo tree nose you’re only allowed to troll me if you unblock me so it’s a fair fight -@m1sp I only have a Divine Intervention scroll... let me think, that'd probably take me all the way to Castle Ebonheart -But here is my pretty elf. Because Morrowind lets you layer armor and robes http://t.co/RXEzwT87Pr -I’m going to bed, Morrowind, I have work tomorrow. “You can’t rest here enemies are nearby” -@nelhage @nickm_tor @matthew_d_green maybe we need a guide for how to unit test your crypto API usage -@miaubiz yes it is a kind of fruit soda. It is too sweet, I do not like it. However it is extra caffeinated. -@miaubiz … tea? Cola? Mountain Dew? Bawls ? -@chriseng no, no, it’s fine, I’ll survive. I’ll need a way to find y’all when I stumble off the plane… -@attritionorg most kawaii, @0xabad1dea. Most desperate for awards, @0xabad1dea -It’s that time of year when the very dignified @chriseng starts drunk texting -@vogon @nickbreckon @chrisremo *takes notes* -@matthew_d_green this is all perfectly apparent. Why even document it? :) -@raptastics @natashenka they don't get paid until you confirm you received it or the dispute period expires. Good plan I think. -@jmdeliso I would put Skyrim between Morrowind and Oblivion -Guess who forgot that Morrowind ghosts can only be harmed with silver weapons #dead -@natashenka I’m two for two so far -@thegrugq sir yes sir -@WeldPond not on SSDs integrated into a tablet there aren't -"Get a real PC" he said "you can't play games on that thing" he said "the SSD is small and there's only 1 USB port" http://t.co/WKpUJoy3pM -Now to do a battery rundown test of the tablet running Morrowind and see how that compares to a flight from Boston to Vegas -I remembered to get three ounces exactly of lotion to take to Defcon. The TSA can take my dignity but they can’t take my complexion -@eevee welcome to this end of the network. There are hackers, watch your step -@Zookus Duel Masters! It’s time to d d d d DUEL! http://t.co/2gyRaJcZ3V -@hokazenoflames the video card isn’t a gamer’s card but it still plays most things fine if you turn off the extras. -@hokazenoflames well, I didn't cheap out on this tablet. It is an i5 with 4GB ram. It's fairly high end laptop range. -@DrPizza http://t.co/IeSvYlv5Yn -@DrPizza well he kind of did a whole song about DOTA several years ago -RT @TNG_S8: Picard must choose: caulk the Enterprise and float it across a tachyon river, or attempt to ford it. Barclay gets dysentery. -@DrPizza dang it man I don’t have time to learn about the creepings and the sleepings and other words I learned from Basshunter -@pusscat @smallesttiger aww :) we were broke too. I ended up with my mother’s ring -@homakov no idea. But elder scrolls 2 is free and runs in dos box -@DrPizza it often breaks real-world exploits. I added steam.exe and steamservice.exe and they seem to be working fine -@DrPizza do what I’m doing: opt everything into emet -@homakov it’s on steam you know -@homakov I've written fan fiction about my Dunmer character if that's what you're asking... -It's a shame my tablet doesn't quite have the oomph for Skyrim... but Morrowind should run juuuuust fine :) -# 361996393361051648 -@charliesome I've been using tablet computers for many years. First rule is: don't remove anything related to the tablet hardware! D: -I should get out my radio antennas and fool around *thunder rolls* or not -@kevinlange you know why I followed you? Because you claim to be the shadowy force behind the miku telnet host. That's why. -@WeldPond the latter. Because I've never once in my life clicked a link and it was an RTF. Certainly not from browser to wordpad.exe! -Protip for anyone else taking Windows 8 on stage: sidebar -> settings -> notifications -> hide for one hour -I'm fiddling with emet because this is the computer I'll be taking on stage and I know y'all have Steam daemon 0day -Of course that reminds me of my most fun-to-research blog post: the time a vendor app ate ram when I shook the tablet http://t.co/4c9o7b2gcn -@WeldPond Yes. I am saying that is lame. -@hokazenoflames http://t.co/4c9o7b2gcn :) -Oh, some of these *are* signed, they're just missing fields like company name... -@hokazenoflames I trust you saw my article about the debugging utility with a memory leak that Acer left on my tablet? -Almost every process running on my Windows machine is signed. The six that aren't were all preinstalled by Acer. Thx -Oh, that compressed badly. It's the list of processes emet protects by default -Who even gets owned by a wordpad exploit I mean seriously http://t.co/fuYA1uzJYP -@Jonimus so is your favorite color black, or white? There's more black... -@m1sp that quote on tumblr is the most mispyish thing -@Jonimus contrary to popular opinion, that’s not even my favorite color -@JackLScanlan the future -I found the USB hub. It was directly under my chair, tangled up with a USB mouse that is exactly the same color scheme -It's okay everyone... I'm trustworthy http://t.co/yRTWxUhCUo -@almightygod I mean nobody knows it’s a parody :p -@kyhwana that is a good thought. I will check when I can -@MaraWritesStuff @qDot in New England, we have novels. -I keep forgetting my iPad is still set to Dutch, mostly because Tweetbot doesn’t have that language, then I see a button like “snij bij” -@almightygod linking the Daily Currant without a warning isn’t nice, Mr. Godhead. -@jesster_king it’s actually just my gaming hard drive. It has eve and guild wars on it -@m1sp @ibutsu in other words Mispy dearest you are as haplessly hopeless as I am -RT @snipeyhead: Hah. http://t.co/sSX3S98RgY -@m1sp @ibutsu you wear coats when it’s not cold and eat a lot of macaroni and cheese I am positive of this -@Kufat offer not valid until USB hub is in my hand -I will give three dollars to whoever can tell me where I left my USB hub with my flash drive plugged in -@m1sp @ibutsu I kind of envision you curled up under a blanket in front of a laptop in a dark one-room apartment is this accurate y/n -RT @solak: Headed across Long Island Sound on the ferry. Of course I had to snap this pic. http://t.co/RhrIVDRZqt -@snare as opposed to… -@ibutsu @m1sp am I idealizing your behavior Mispy -(She apparently saw the news on TV and inferred, correctly, that everyone in infosec knows everyone.) -My mother just texted me out of the blue to ask if Barnaby Jack was really his name because that is clearly a pirate's name. -This program's sanitize function may be nearly useless... but at least they only used it on about half of all code paths that create files. -@kebesays possibly relevant is that I definitely typed echo "blablabla" > .. just to see what would happen :p -@kebesays nope; it's a folder on my local system that I just made. -Ya know how Terminal.app shows cutesy icons for what kind of folder you're in? Okay, what did I break? http://t.co/9aUWf9uIvX -@arlieth I mean the code underneath. If they're also doing the visual design, that's PROBABLY two mistakes. :) -PSA: if you are letting your research scientists write your web interface, you have made a terrible mistake -@nudehaberdasher "bluh bluh bluh it's a Roman numeral ten" - Apple designers -Support ticket: urgent high: need new flaw validity setting. "Valid as HELL" -This kid totally blew his chance for an amazing final line of the article http://t.co/eY6KtuA4Fb -@ra6bit @dildog it’s ok. HR doesn’t have twitter -@dildog check the internal humor list for a screencap… it’s not a security bug it’s just hilarious -I should renegotiate my contract to state I can submit any customer code that makes me laugh until I cry to DailyWTF -string sanitize(string path) { return path.replace(”/”,””);} Yep that’ll do it. You’re safe. I can’t hack this. Just don’t- oops too late -Everyone else is already in Vegas, it seems. See you Wednesday night… -@kevinlange I don’t care what Apple says. “OS Ten 10.8” or whatever sounds dumb. -@hypermice they have been since about 2002 or so -@hypermice @kll @nudehaberdasher apparently the “official” way is “oh es ten” -@kll @nudehaberdasher oh es ECKSSSSSSSS -Also @nudehaberdasher pronounces OSX the same way I do so I award one (1) abadpoint -Dr. @0xcharlie and @nudehaberdasher on real TV! http://t.co/33BKzBcUWV -http://t.co/gC4MRtGMZx “A couple weeks ago I discovered a way to gain arbitrary shellcode execution via PowerShell (on RT)” -@chibitech (I guess I was closer to blonde then.) -@chibitech when I was about 13, my father’s exact words were: “If you go to Japan, they will all say, you are Sailor Moon! We love you!” -@chibitech I’m kind of scared to go to Japan now. Would my obvious foreignness discourage them or encourage them? :/ -@Foolishoverlord on the wall… the picture was not taken straight on to the mirror -Here is a moth on a mirror for you. I’m sad this was the closest the camera could focus http://t.co/2VlhG47fbq -RT @TiloJung: "The sudden reconsideration of post-Sept. 11 counterterrorism policy has taken much of Washington by surprise." Thanks, Edwa… -@thegrugq hey I learned a Thai insult http://t.co/UtFLw5j6vj -wow this article about paleontology sure has a lot of comments *third comment raises question about possibility of time travel* oh nvm -@hypermice (really what I was getting at is that I sound like a teen but I’m an adult and I already have my degree) -RT @Shit_MSDN_Says: Unsafe code is less secure than safe alternatives. -@_wirepair wow @thegrugq looks so young and boyish -@hypermice no it makes you 18 -@thegrugq it's dated 1517 how can you not tell this is pre-Elizabethan -No matter how bad your day is going... http://t.co/IuUmLXQgwC -@thegrugq @marshray pretty sure this trick still works on FBI -RT @harper: @0xabad1dea "dear nsa" is a fun twitter search -@marshray @thegrugq like my daddy always said, look for the ones with the class rings -@m1sp I read in EXCRUCIATING GORY DETAIL how to treat arrow wounds today. D: -Dear NSA I am googling how much different kinds of wounds bleed for a novel not for covering up those murders I didn't do thx -Word count 76,131 #livetweetingmynovel -@nrr I’m kind of you know talking and stuff -@nrr o/ -RT @natashenka: I need a name for my 6502 assembler for Tamagotchi. Please submit your best puns -@loli_vampire @washiiko dude how is she supposed to clean in that do you know what it feels like to get dust in there -RT @arstechnica: Why YouTube buffers: The secret deals that make—and break—online video http://t.co/pelULf0VPS by @JBrodkin -@m1sp !!Atomic Laser!! -@peacefinder he says "it doesn't count as incest when you're different species" -DH: "Aragorn, relax, those orcs are all level 1. Just use Greater Cleave" -@m1sp details, details -Think I just blew DH's mind by mentioning that Elrond is half-elven and his brother chose mortal during his "mortality suxx" speech to Arwen -@washiiko I'm saying he's going to actually buy everything for PC anyway and the PS4 will cry. -"I can't wait to get a PS4 so I can actually buy all the games for PC" - paraphrase of my husband -@singawhore @sophiaphotos 80s apparently -@CyberSquirrel1 why is it ALWAYS Virginia -RT @netik: Nice SSL man in the middle attempt, SFO. http://t.co/VGKdy8HiMl -# 361633584752230400 -RT @sophiaphotos: Trans* folks turned away from ER and told to see a vet. http://t.co/hP4zK5OEbr http://t.co/U9s8u1J3rq -I fully endorse @Hakin9 for their pwnie nomination. They really deserve it. -@meangrape that was kind of part of my broader implication to begin with. -@SpireSec @monsterlemon no, I called them stupid dummies I am pretty sure :) -@ScratchFreedom "normal" in quotes. -@SpireSec @monsterlemon there you go mis-ascribing things to me again :) I believe in both freedom of research and pressuring vendors to fix -The psych[iatrists|ologists] all started from the flawed premise that I wanted to be "normal." Oh hell no. -@SpireSec @monsterlemon in particular, the research that prompted this was not paid for by Volkswagen. They have no right to silence it -@SpireSec @monsterlemon my opinion that full disclosure is A Very Good Thing remains firmly in place, I assure you. -@thegrugq @homakov actually I just live in a liberal commie outpost called Massachusetts -@IRStrutt by ordinary locks I mean pretty much everything you're likely to see in the real world short of treasury vaults. -@homakov it's just a neighborhood very near clusters of tech companies. Rent is a bit high but not absurdly high. -@SpireSec @monsterlemon so this whole thing was you assuming I'm completely colorblind to nuances? :\ -@SpireSec @monsterlemon maybe my philosophy is not a black and white 100% immutable absolutionist little thing :) -@IRStrutt I *have* a deadbolt. So? -.@homakov You're wrong. My neighborhood has as many Indians, Africans, and Asians in it as white folk. If not, added together, more. -@SpireSec @monsterlemon you don't understand the difference between being paid to do a review and choosing what to do with own research? -The psychiatrists I've met were all useless at dealing with someone who was never neurotypical to begin with. They lack imagination. -@SpireSec @monsterlemon how many times do I have to repeat in this conversation that oh guess what the world is still imperfect -@SpireSec @monsterlemon they're idiots who won't take advise they not only asked for but PAID for? That's stupidity beyond my reach to cure. -@SpireSec @monsterlemon and then OH MY GODS YOU ARE SETTING A POST VARIABLE AS A COMMAND TO RUN AS ROOT ON YOUR DB AAAUUUGH -@SpireSec @monsterlemon we rank things by ease of exploitation and severity of impact. It's up front that most findings are fairly minor. -@elad3 yes, and the psychiatrists failed from top to bottom to really understand at all what I do -Now, I live in what you call a Nice Neighborhood, and that itself is a stronger mitigation than the actual locks. -@SpireSec @monsterlemon (many of our customers come to us AFTER they were publicly owned.) -@SpireSec @monsterlemon not 100% of the time. Sometimes we get in shouting matches with them about it. But usually. -@SpireSec @monsterlemon it turns out our customers actually fix the flaws, because they came to us because they WANTED to fix them. -The psychiatrists actually made a big deal about me worrying about stuff being broken into, as if it were irrational. -@SpireSec @monsterlemon My employer discloses everything found to the entity that paid for the review. My personal stuff is full disclose -@SpireSec @monsterlemon I don't know why you'd think I'd think everything is ever fixed. Being vigilant is my *job.* -@SpireSec @monsterlemon World Is Flawed - Perfect Security Not Measurable - Reel At Eleven -@SpireSec @monsterlemon stuff don't get fixed until it's disclosed because vendors are cheap. Disclose, disclose, disclose. -@thegrugq thank you doctor buddha -@SpireSec @monsterlemon "Known" vulns can be fixed. "Unknown" vulns can be exploited without detection. -I have a constant anxiety about my house and car being broken into because I know how !@#$ useless ordinary locks are. No peace of mind :( -@SpireSec @monsterlemon but my tolerance for known and unpatched flaws is effectively 0%. -@SpireSec @monsterlemon and who said there is no threshold of tolerances? -@SpireSec @monsterlemon but indeed, no software system yet devised by the minds of mortals has proven unquestionably secure. -@SpireSec @monsterlemon I said "it can't be secure if there are known vulns (that are not fixed)" -@SpireSec @monsterlemon yes that is definitely my position. That is all the nuances precisely -@LJonhny don't worry, she's not likable at all 8) -@LJonhny oh yeah. -Why doesn't this giant, page-long hyperlink go anywhere?! http://t.co/8QnKKBa8O6 #geocitiesproblems -@willbradley it's actually an ajax form that clears itself... before it gets the OK response. -@s0bercom it... it *is* black -@thegrugq no, it's when I stopped feeling suicidal over being bi, among other things... -There is a phone - like, the kind with a wire coming out of it - sitting in its dock on top of my back patio's fence. Am I being lured out?! -RT @sergeybratus: @0xabad1dea It so happens that the "worldview change" token reloads eventually, although not in the same room :) -@testbeta .... wat -I already spent my one "radical worldview change" token in college. I'm officially Old(tm) and set in my ways now. -I know I come across as about 16 on Twitter. I'm irresponsible as heck but I actually already took Philosophy 101 about seven years ago -@CliffsEsport I believe in leadership earned through respect and trust, not in Rugged <s>Individualism</s> Selfish Jerkism :< -@CliffsEsport wow. THAT was uncalled for. :( -@CliffsEsport I'm saying I don't agree that "to oppose something is to maintain it." I'm just being snarky. I can't turn that off. -@CliffsEsport I, too, base all my philosophy on fantasy novels (it's true. I just also happen to write the fantasy novels I base it off of) -@CliffsEsport I'm pretty sure I don't have any 6th grade art teachers to oppose at the moment -@CliffsEsport no actually, my childhood access to fantasy novels was fairly restricted. -@CliffsEsport I sincerely regret my past willingness to submit to arbitrary authority. -@CliffsEsport oh, if I had known what I know now, I would have turned a lot more things in late or incomplete, instead of being an angel. -@CliffsEsport I think I am old enough, smart enough, and SUCCESSFUL enough to say no, she didn't teach me anything. -@CliffsEsport she completely ruined something I had worked very hard on and was proud of, solely out of spite. Could have written on back -@CliffsEsport I already *knew* it wasn't supposed to be late. She taught me nothing save contempt for arbitrary judgment. -@soulmech @vogon I feel like you two should probably meet each other -I will never forgive the 6th grade teacher who wrote "D" in red ink on the FRONT of my art project because it was late. Hateful witch. -@netmork Yes. There are two extra syllables because uhhh, it's translated from the original Japanese and that was the best I could do ;) -Compose carefully Submit with trepidation Internal server error. -@m1sp I'm starting to like Tamal. I'm a horrible person, developing characters just so I can murder them in book 2. -@ra6bit on my honor I will not be drunk -RT @bascule: 1984 was "We're at war with Oceania. We've always been..." 2013 is "We can't tell you who we're at war with, that's classified… -@willbradley a pterodactyl may or may not be involved I can make no guarantees -@m1sp people who reblog sad things get hugged -@WhiteMageSlave he's doing it ALL WRONG you see -@WhiteMageSlave did you read the new part where Chakori chews Barsamin out for not falling into her trap like he was SUPPOSED to -@WhiteMageSlave lol I guess you really like the Alks -@WhiteMageSlave all my IRL laughs this is perfect -@inferno232 hmm, that's just crazy enough to work http://t.co/H1T5jzyYhq -I'm gonna take a screenshot. Oh, there's a smudge on the screen, lemme clean that off fir.... wait. -@0x00string no he is the wife. Definitely -@0x00string I already did that... the door doesn't shut... -@0x00string husband says I'm not allowed to get any babies until I learn to keep my room clean -@0x00string now I just need to get some children... -@Raxphiel but you know when it's 100% finished you HAVE to read it, no excuses. I started working on this back in college... -@0x00string I have OPINIONS about SOFTWARE. -@0x00string my children will grow strong feasting on the flesh of software that has displeased me -@0x00string I WILL WEAR GOOGLE DRIVE'S SPINE AS A NECKLACE. MY CHILDREN SHALL DRINK FROM ITS SKULL -@Raxphiel I can't make heads or tails of the Chinese one honestly... -@Raxphiel Also I own a copy of the first book in seventeen different languages so... -@Raxphiel daaaaang dude. Never too late to start. But the first two books are written to a low reading level, unfortunately. -@Raxphiel did you finish the first Harry Potter book? It is currently a little shorter than that :p -@Raxphiel HEY WANT TO READ MY ALMOST-DONE NOVEL -@Raxphiel I AM AN ARTIST SIR -My mother is going to disown me over this novel. I killed off a main character...'s horse. -@m1sp chapter 19, in which Tsovinar shouts at a horse and is angry it has the audacity to ignore her -It's a shame how insensitive Twitter's follow suggestions are to context. Yes Twitter I know all my friends are talking about him. He died. -@m1sp <3 -@joshrossi in any case, I do not believe there is an official google drive Linux client. -@joshrossi if my trouble keeping things in a consistent state doesn't warn you off that, WHAT WILL? -@JeffCurless it's actually a mess of python and obj-c glue running *on my system* :( -@BenBrocka it's the same file!!! the exact same file -wtf is this google drive do you think this is some kind of GAME you can't just rename my file to have a "(1)" in it http://t.co/1I6JsKcR5b -Oh good I got the document synced. Good thing it also synced the open-for-editing lock file and hasn't resynced that it's not locked anymore -(The chapter is not lost; it'd be backed up on the other computer; but I was kinda hoping to WORK ON IT maybe) #UIRage -"Sync complete!" Google Drive you filthy liar I am going to strangle you there is an entire chapter missing from this project file you litt- -@ArranDStewart just garageband actually, with some good soundfonts. -# 361269666569654272 -RT @alex_gaynor: OH: “I’m not entirely sure our org-chart is acyclic” -I wrote an orchestra piece very quickly, and I have no idea what I'm doing. https://t.co/5JCX4d6Jnm -@ra6bit pretty sure my hat has sequins or something -Just so we're clear, everyone: I am kinda a fan of dropping full disclosure bombs on commercial vendors. NSA: that is a metaphor kthx. -@SpireSec do you really think I just crawled out of the woods and never heard the disclosure debate before -@SpireSec ........... yeah I haven't spent the last eight years thinking about this or anything -@SpireSec no offense but you're not even making sense to me anymore. It can't be secure if known vulns aren't fixed. -@SpireSec it's objectively *fixed* when the exploit don't work no more. That doesn't mean objectively secure. -@SpireSec the customers already HAVE breakable locks. Criminals already HAVE private research going on. -@SpireSec time and time and time again stuff doesn't get FIXED until vendors have their nose rubbed in it by angry customers -@SpireSec you're probably thinking of the law against inciting riots. The whole point of that analogy is FALSELY shouting fire. -@pborenstein he's actually always like this, I'm just indulging him because he has an ouchie. -@chriseng yeah, but it costs a third as much as the chicken we had delivered last night :p -Went to McDonalds to source more chicken for DH. It's full of children openly weeping because the ice cream machine is broken -@seanmckaybeck http://t.co/8bKMeXc9Xm -A court ordering researchers not to disclose flaws sends the message “we will protect car manufacturers from having to own up to mistakes” -@wolffhechel @savagejen @aantonop ter’rist AND puppy-kicker -@savagejen @aantonop Prosecutors: “ZOMG Apple is shipping hacking tools to our teens” -RT @savagejen: It's not possible to anticipate whether any particular person or unknown algorithm will find you suspicious based on data st… -RT @savagejen: The problem with trying to anticipate what other people spying on you must think of you is that everyone will have a differe… -@MrToph I’ll hate you forever -RT @asintsov: And yeah.. because of this hotfix I got shell on Sony and Apple services. Have sent reports to them - so now they are secured… -RT @asintsov: Why all hotfixes for Struts2 redirect: issue limited to GET? It's also works via POST. Please be careful and re-check your wo… -@Paucis__Verbis dang -I had a dream about a VN game where the heroine must convince Father Time to willingly become young again. Thought of @HanakoGames … -RT @__apf__: this train's internet wants to MITM me to censor image content (shown in safari since chrome silently blocks) http://t.co/bTdS… -@realscientists I wrote a story about that in 8th grade… specifically about the one girl who couldn’t fly in such a situation @JackLScanlan -RT @dangillmor: Think twice before buying a car from Volkswagen, which got UK court to gag researchers who found bad security flaw http://t… -RT @Dinnerbone: Holy crap. XKCD: "Time" finally ended. A comic that has been going on for 4 months, frames were released every hour. http:/… -RT @smartwatermelon: @_minego @climagic there was a tip awhile ago “alias ffs=sudo” # when you get a sudo privs required, type “ffs !!” -@Myriachan no it's just SOUND FONTS -*clicks through installer* yes yes yes augh why is my mac rebooting ack ptth choke spittle RAGE -@thegrugq @homakov at least porn is legal here -@homakov @thegrugq color me completely unsurprised -@thegrugq @homakov no pretty sure it's all rails these days I hear it's pretty easy to get right though -@thegrugq @homakov waiting for Egor to go broke on USA prices -@Taiki__San all of those colors are 3000% better than Nokia Yellow -RT @SecBarbie: BLOG: SecBarbie Backup Buddies - My way to help ensure positive experiences at #BlackHat #DEFCON http://t.co/5OwtpmtcYV -# 360902332457811969 -@thegrugq I guess you're into taxi traffic BDSM or something -@thegrugq why dud you ever move there anyway -@thegrugq do you know what it's like to go to the doctor and some 60yo nurse leans over and coos "oooh you got good veins" -Oi @GooglePlay good job putting the flash widget for music preview UNDER layers of HTML junk so it's not compatible with flashblock reenable -@drwilco I'd go the conferences in Amsterdam instead of saying they're not cool :p -@SamusAranX I'm so sorry about your father. -“You can’t scare people skinny” http://t.co/mmjkAPsItU -@M0zilla but I will think less of every human being who willingly adorns their body with that deadly yellow -@kivikakk \o/ -Nokia: “Apple only sells boring black and white phones. We decided to innovate by selling SEARING YELLOW that will melt your eyeballs” -@melaniepinola @howtogeek it’s like how single people watch strip tease stuff and be like “yeah… if only I had that in person” and sigh -RT @BoingBoing: UK censorwall will also block "terrorist content," "violence," "circumvention tools," "forums," and more. http://t.co/BdLC… -@DrPizza a user mode process should never be able to misbehave so badly that Windows itself bails D: -@DrPizza whuuuuaaat -@Casiusss all right young man I will DM it to you but you had best not leak it or there will be Consequences(tm) -@comex check your DM inbox in about one minute -@comex it's *almost finished* -@comex my novel of course. The one that isn't about Adelie and Sammers but is still good I think :p -@jesster_king Harlem, NY is named for Haarlem, Netherlands. -I got my husband exactly forty pieces of chi— 39. Hey these are pretty good. 38… -@jesster_king no, you’re thinking of Harlem. Totally different. -RT @cpedraza: These 90-year-old headlines about radio could be about the internet today http://t.co/9nFaC8AVGQ -RT @Viss: This is probably the best picture I have of @barnaby_jack - from his 'I made an ATM shoot money' talk http://t.co/qiu2bBk0K7 -A kid in Haarlem is complaining to me about how all the COOL hacker conventions are in the USA. Dude, if *I* lived by Amsterdam... -I noticed the blue veins in my arm are really vivid today and now I am grossed out by the grossness that is the human experience -@solak @c0ntr0llerface I'm envisioning whole, unbroken eggs somehow wrapped around cheese -@GWakaMurray dominos. They do, in fact, sell it by the 40. -My husband came back from the clinic, collapsed in a painkiller-induced haze, and demanded that I order "like forty pieces of chicken" -@docsmooth @Viss (we're all hot by virtue of being hackers, there is no "not") -@docsmooth @Viss Hacker Hot or Hotter -@blowdart @Viss what part of "without even trying" made you think I even know how to use a curling iron -.@Viss but which one of us has the cuter hacker curls ?! -@Viss sure my hair is frizzy but I also get these ringlets without even trying http://t.co/cggFBhUfAP -@testbeta @SoundCloud I'm blocking Flash 100% on purpose, I assure you. Always have been. -@garrettreid not at all. But my other cousins would be the villain if it were a movie ;) -Don't worry, he's the cool cousin, the one with the rocket science and stuff -@tangenteroja @nelhage it's a sibling thing! -@tangenteroja @nelhage it's okay, the Americans have an infinite blank check for making fun of the British. They feel likewise. -@tangenteroja @nelhage the difference being.... -@katzmandu he is not baby, at least I assume, haven't seen him in a few years but I am guessing he got bigger -I'm apparently bringing my younger cousin with me to Defcon. This sounds like the setup for some sort of comedy movie -Surreptitiously opting in @MrToph to the Veracode BHDC chat-by-SMS group. Whether or not he's coming. -Yo @SoundCloud what gives everything was working fine without flash like two days ago http://t.co/Ac7yUIfXIQ -@nelhage however my husband adores it. And tells me of convoluted plot twists I think are severely contrived. :p -@nelhage (I have no idea if the author is actually British or just emulating them, but I can't stand it) -@nelhage yes, I read the first several chapters, but it has that dry British style I can't stand. -RT @clerian: @0xabad1dea Well, you should. It's not coincidence that the Ministry of Magic was compromised so easily. -This is the sort of thing I worry about all day. Operational security of wizards and witches. -Even if we suppose that wizards know nothing of muggle literature, Voldemort still went to a muggle school at some point. He's not ign'rant. -@pusscat yes but within that constraint I think REMUS was a poor choice -also the Harry Potter characters have TERRIBLE opsec. "We need a code name for Remus. lolol I know let's call him Romulus" "brilliant" -@clerian no, I am blaming his parents! Totally different -"you know maybe if his parents hadn't named him Remus Lupin he wouldn't have been so likely to be bitten by a werewolf" -@Md1986ok oh my gods don't tell @hypermice -@tapbot_paul he was just enough of a magnificent bastard that everyone gives pause to consider. -@tapbot_paul his family hasn't said what the cause of death is, they seem to be a bit overwhelmed -@m1sp someone claimed it was unintentional but they couldn't say how they knew; that's all. -@m1sp mispy dear I has a sad -Meeting him was on my list of things to accomplish this year :( -RT @chriseng: Confirmed by @treyford that Barns' session room will be open for friends to gather. #bh2013 -RT @dakami: Some can rage. Some can hack. Some can talk. Few did it all. To @barnaby_jack, you magnificent bastard. What the hell. -Oh no. @barnaby_jack. Is it true? :( -A perfect match! http://t.co/gr7z09JYw6 -@captcarl13 pretty much -@CyborgCode I *am* smiling! I just apparently have a small smile. -I am Difficult To Photograph. http://t.co/WoqC6d1MnF -@Raxphiel your avatar is actually looking pretty good -@amanicdroid @0x17h wow I’ve been so wrong about myself all these years! -TheMostBritishPictureEverTaken.jpg http://t.co/fmiAaa9qJH -@thegrugq I'M AN ADUUUUUULT -Yes the identical-looking links do actually go to two different places, at least. -I can think of a trivial optimization that will reduce the size of this message by 50%. Hit me up for details, Google http://t.co/gsrzYg9TTI -@thegrugq when I make you read the final manuscript you're going to be really surprised when it doesn't actually sound like that huh. -@odexcide they got the "concise" part down -RT @odexcide: @0xabad1dea Is this clear and concise? http://t.co/RzDlL0dMef -Swear to gods my first thought was "hey they forgot to cross the 't' in 'smite'" http://t.co/aLUC3286mq -(It’s not updating from the disc; tis an old disc. Nintendo is just abysmal at clear and concise UI messaging.) -@Myriachan Nintendo is just Really Bad At Interfaces. -@Myriachan it definitely didn’t come from the disc, I’ve used it a hun’red times afore. -@Myriachan the power bit makes sense, I just don’t know why it would need the game disc to stay put to do a system update. -“Do not turn off the power or remove the disc during update” Why? Are you re-burning the disc?! -Wii-U more like Wii-Make-U-Wait #amirite -@vogon you know what else Nazis used thousands of gallons of? Dihydrogen monoxide. -@0x17h that crazy you won’t stop retweeting seems to have already blocked me before I ever heard of them. How did I get so lucky :) -@jennifurret on the other hand, saying “God will judge them” is a great way to get anti-gay-marriage people to calm down -RT @charlie_savage: Creepy having armed MPs in camo patrolling behind each row of reporters & looking over shoulders as we take notes on Ma… -@ternus that, I can safely say, is *cheating* -That was a joke I am not actually that arrogant only very very close. Best infosec account is @thegrugq according to today’s zodiac. -RT @dangoodin001: “NASDAQ is owned.” Five men charged in largest financial hack ever http://t.co/R5ySgGex7T -It’s a good thing none of you nominated me for best twitter pwnie, because my flight would be landing in Vegas right as I win it. -@m0nk_dot @tqbf @nickdepetrillo way ahead of you, I don’t even have a license -# 360549079001997316 -RT @jeremiahg: RT @vegasnewsnow: BREAKING NEWS: Computers Down at McCarran Airport http://t.co/PEEnFHTyk3 #vegas < party is getting started… -@focalintent happy birthday 🎉 -RT @MammonMachine: Teens still share malts right #piracy #dads #teens http://t.co/svDUFKN5dV -@themarkcaudill I'm sooooo close to being done, and then having some edit fests, of course. -@Fengxii yes ~ -Novel word count: 71,965. Where was this productivity my whole life? -@imgur I can't repro now either! It was definitely more than ten seconds - a few hours actually - I happened to notice it didn't stick. -@imgur and no extensions that should be interacting with the page in any way that I know of. -@imgur Chrome, up to date, OSX -@imgur this is the particular page I was trying to favorite. http://t.co/JZQ6sJKfxs -@imgur no, I manually checked that it was not in my favorites page. Tried a few times. It only appeared after I did upvote and then fav. -@imgur hello I have a bug. I clicked favorite and it wouldn't "stick" after a refresh until I upvoted first, THEN favorited. -@Forkk13 um, no, I will not cry you a river, that's the point, I'm celebrating your misery -@ErickStaal sufferrrrrrrr :D -@waruikoohii and they'd be flippin' out because they didn't have symptoms of anything in particular and didn't know what was wrong -@waruikoohii I went to uni in the mountains, where it did this all the time, and every year a bunch of students got sick -I'll have you know it's currently 61 F / 16 C in Boston. How is your July? -@m1sp @WhiteMageSlave 70,451 -Humm.... guess I found a good reference for male musculature next time I try to draw something! http://t.co/JZQ6sJKfxs -@aeleruil I'm pretty sure it does correlation of sets of people who view certain pages. It suggests to me classmates + random Asian kids. -The simplest tricks can be pretty neat http://t.co/TpG4hBRcWz -"Today's comic is an allegory for the War of 1812." http://t.co/fLWrCV0Yk2 -@leighhollowell uh wow… breach of contract… -@blowdart it’s very basic. But I’m followed by a lot of beginners. -RT @thezeist: How HTTPS Secures Connections: What Every Web Dev Should Know http://t.co/S2Em9POvvl -@WhiteMageSlave … -@aeleruil it did the same to me. You know those Facebook like buttons on random webpages ? -@ZadowSapherelis @m1sp maybe like your avatar, but less sketchy? I need to scare up what passes for my character art to show you the chars -@ZadowSapherelis @m1sp I'm in 'merica though. Do you take paypal or whatever -@ZadowSapherelis @m1sp I'm almost done with my novel and I need a cover that portrays four teenage fantasy characters -@jruderman yes, but sloppiness in final human-readable output is more likely in some environments than others :) -@jruderman I bet you a dollar the common factor is Javascript -Wiki walk: start with looking up verb conjugation table. End at color variations of Shetland sheep. -@rantyben @thegrugq you're not hiking around the world on a whim to see my dress Mr. Ben? Lame in the utmost -@thegrugq @rantyben then I shall be sure to arrive by 8:59. -@rantyben @thegrugq or I could just trust that y'all will still be there when I get there at like nine -@m1sp @WhiteMageSlave super high school level passive aggression http://t.co/rLJ7Kq7aw7 -I better not be billed for that extra quintillionth of a megabit http://t.co/8JFv5WbVLy -@thegrugq is it in the Palms by any chance? That will make things easier for me... -Will my mother believe me that for the second year in a row I already have plane tickets to Vegas the week she'll be in town? (I do.) -@thegrugq okay. I just realized I will actually land in Vegas DURING the pwnies. After I said I would make it this year. *sigh* -@thegrugq hang on I just realized... what night is barcon? -@eevee the latter -RT @EFFLive: Amash amendment that would curtail NSA surveillance loses in a very close vote 205-217. -RT @wilw: Remember: when you sext with anyone, you’re also sexting with the entire NSA. #SextResponsibly -RT @EFFLive: Rep. Poe now saying the NSA phone records program is akin to a general warrant, which caused the US Fathers rebelled against t… -RT @EFFLive: Rep. Lofgren: The executive branch's report on the Patriot Act Sec. 215 this year was *eight sentences.* Congress is not getti… -RT @xor: Does Bachmann really think the phonebook has more information about us than the NSA? Wouldn't it be cheaper to just send them phon… -# 360126159528263681 -“If you can write assembly by hand better than a compiler, please contribute to the compiler” https://t.co/rgrdIA6Q0F -@m1sp look who's getting married! http://t.co/1Y9EIUGdr6 -@m1sp I do! But they’re at home and I’m at work T_T -@m1sp halp I am falling asleep at my desk -RT @savagejen: All my letters to Jeremy get to him, but only some to Weev. Jeremy's responses are untampered, while Weev's are steamed open… -@0x17h … -RT @Viss: holy shit! Adventure Time level truth! http://t.co/hKvkaX6k1b (h/t @missbadexample) -@marsroverdriver it is the opinion of Real Programmers that Real Programmers take notes with paper. -"Finish your severely oversized plate the restaurant gave you, because children are starving in Africa" "why is my child overweight" -RT @0x00string: @0xabad1dea that's why hackers wear ski masks! -Someone *may* have just taken a picture of me over webcam messing with their unlocked workstation. Not sure if I ducked in time. -@fredowsley smooth -This just in: floating point is satanic http://t.co/gBmRjYoj7z -“the C/C++ standards don’t actually mandate IEEE floating-point math.” Somewhere, an engineer shivers. -@0xcharlie sure, that too, I’m just saying, “ooh you need local first, wah wah” is a weak excuse on their part -Car manufacturer writes off car hacking via physical access as no big deal, because cars are never left unattended overnight. @0xcharlie -RT @0xcharlie: News article about me and @nudehaberdasher 's defcon talk http://t.co/uNERqKbXXB with amusing videos. -Aw yeah I found a good pencil that wasn't entirely out of lead. That's like Christmas. I made character art http://t.co/fEIyePh2T1 -@m1sp D: -@0x6D6172696F whuh? -RT @sergeybratus: A great summation of the non-constitutional nature of the current US executive branch surveillance, by @maradydd: http://… -@Packetknife it got a copy of my manuscript. -RT @0x00string: Feelin kinda bad about how many people keep RTing my erroneous tweet about what carrier tech support told me earlier. #SIM -@Packetknife you know I only say that to geezers I like -@Packetknife geez old man don’t give me a heart attack I thought the vans were coming for me -@Packetknife genuinely not sure if sarcastic or serious -@nelhage in this case it’s someone I suspect I have serious ideological differences with -That awkward moment when you try to retweet a peer and they’ve pre-emptively blocked your account from interaction. Wonder what I said… -@jennifurret I don’t care, raised both north and south. I consider it a “homeowner classism” thing, really. -@jgeorge 'm too tired. =.= -@hexadigital it's actually a trick to reduce unsolvable support calls when the user blames the last thing they installed for unrelated junk -@deathtolamo @ioerror well see I kind of don't want to get to Vegas to find my costume is gone because it was declared a terr'rist -@m1sp @ZadowSapherelis is your sister for hire for the arting of the arts -@Neostrategos no, that's what the denim jacket and biker's hat are for. -@Neostrategos to a certain villainous convocation in the city of sin, and maybe also this Friday -Anticipated mode of failure: TSA searches my luggage. Folded hoop skirt springs out. They think they’re under attack -@vogon that was an actual question you favoriting bandit -@sneakin I can’t fit in my computer desk -@_yossi_ yes, it’s bendy enough -I got my hoop skirt. It swooshes around in the most amazing way and is the least practical thing I’ve ever worn. -@vogon *leans in reeeaaaaaaaal close* hey kid wanna see a maaaaaanuscript -@vogon nuh-uh -Re: “don’t blindly trust vulnerability data”: some otherwise responsible companies just silently patch stuff like it ain’t no thang -RT @OSVDB: Black Hat: Don't Blindly Trust Vulnerability Data - http://t.co/S3slqZAKne -RT @0x00string: Talked to carrier: if last two digits on #SIM card serial are <25, your card uses 56 bit DES, and you're vulnerable. -# 359814678010011650 -@m1sp of course the kicker is that @ternus called me on Katarosi looking too much like me... -@m1sp "Everyone liked Houri better than Katarosi, especially the reade<backspace><backspace>" -Still haven't found out who left a Nickelback CD on my desk. Maybe I should check if it has leaked NSA documents on it. They'd never find it -I found Satoshi http://t.co/1yHt6WFhPT -There's no way I ever could have written "she laughed allowed." OSX autocorrect is sabotaging me. -@m1sp <3 <3 -@m1sp ps. not really -@m1sp I found two typos in chapter 17! You're fired ;( -@craftstudiodev even better is when the beginning programmers don't realize why this is a problem and willfully imitate it in production -"This sample code has no error checking for brevity" is the root cause of all bugs. -@vogon No official example. Community-contributed example has "no error checking for brevity" -.@vogon I'm not. I never **use** 95%+ of the functions I have to look up -Should I contemplate the finer points of this documentation or just go ahead and start self-flagellating http://t.co/eK38Z6jXVY -@m1sp fantasy economics! http://t.co/EFXSkX0V4z -@maxtch of course the real solution is RAM IS NOT THIS EXPENSIVE, APPLE! -@maxtch I’d want its suspension routine called so it dumps essential state and then give it a mercy death, yeah… -@maxtch not really. It becomes completely useless and I have to kill it manually… -It’s kind of cute how iOS realizes it’s out of memory and will just render giant gray squares on web views as if I won’t notice -RT @stevesilberman: Do not miss this lovely piece: What it's like to lack a sense of smell. http://t.co/H7LlUh04Wh -RT @AvoidComments: I once showed a comments section to a man in Reno, just to watch him cry. -@Packetknife more evidence for my theory that the children of infosec workers are the true APT -@Neostrategos I also have more followers than 4/5 of them, but I talk too much about anime ;) -@zedshaw you know, it was just magically there when I realized I needed it, and I didn’t ask questions. -@realscientists @JackLScanlan one day you wake up stare at the ceiling and go “whoa hang on I am actually legit now” -@zedshaw easy_install pip, obviously! Or just easy_install what you actually needed… -@0x17h oppressor power ! Hoo rah! -I can only begin to imagine why this is in my cube. Since @MrToph isn't here, @fredowsley is guilty by default http://t.co/4KLlYkCRzS -@horse_eatbooks it's salty *ba-dum-pssh* -@m1sp by birth I mean first -@m1sp that’s a good thought. I think I will write it off as the difference between birth language and otherwise -From my tenth grade class notes: "scientific notation - gzip for math" -@chriseng oh boy -Now the contemptible desk has gone and eaten my four-way USB hub. -@tapbot_paul … :| -@ktneely "noise floor" -Tomorrow I am giving a practice round of my Defcon talk to my Lovely Coworkers… no leaking footage, @Neostrategos -@addizins @wilkieii heck yes. -@JGKD705 no, they replaced all of them, so they’re as good as they were until they get popped again. -RT @nobodyrobot: do u guys know why it's turnips in animal crossing. it's because the word for "turnip" and "stock" are homophones in japan… -@thegrugq @WeldPond btw you saw my dress right -@thegrugq @WeldPond all the better for me to slam my faraday cage door on… -RT @leighhollowell: Has anyone ever gotten repeated unwanted 2 factor codes from twitter or is someone trying to get into my account? #just… -@WeldPond “guys”? -@tapbot_paul you don’t believe in the magic anymore (it’s not my style. But I appreciate it for what it is.) -RT @wilkieii: http://t.co/Ssu77uaeLk Study: female handles 25x more likely to be harassed on IRC, hindering women from collaborating and le… -@wilkieii @hypatiadotca I’m here to shank the first person who suggests that “obviously” I should not use a gendered online identity. -RT @bug_reports: Cannot get senpai to notice me. -RT @simplenomad: 13 yrs ago we were "paranoid" w/personal mail servers, encrypted chat, etc. Next time listen to us. -I was wrong. The desk *teleported* it to the table downstairs. -After searching for a solid two minutes, I am forced to conclude my desk is sentient and has consumed my RSA token whole. -# 359441229878005760 -@m1sp I am crying my heart out for happy reasons wake up I need to show you -@mescyn I was in private school K through 3rd, where sexuality doesn't *exist*, public 4th through 8th, then back to private -@hirojin Nope. These dozens and dozens of notebooks count, though... -I think I get now why everyone seemed to be so confused when I wanted to go into computer science instead of English in university. -... And here is my cache of goodbye letters from friends when I moved in 7th grade. Every single one says "keep writing stories." -@mickeypt hahaha it will be hard to miss I will be so excited to finally fulfill my oath of finishing the thing :p -@mickeypt yeah, as ebook -@mickeypt it's almost done <3 -@0xdeadbabe @puellavulnerata I apparently annotated a bit of it sometime after 7th grade and before I forgot entirely... -@0xdeadbabe @puellavulnerata dude, I have NO IDEA. I remember like, three of these letters, and I think I was making words up. -@puellavulnerata I have a confession. I wrote the Voynich Manuscript. In 7th grade. http://t.co/RTu6MUdixN -@Kufat actually I did say I was gonna marry a girl named Christina when I was 5 or 6 and my mom was like uhh no sorry can't -@kyhwana I kinda BSOD'd like "huh? How does that even work" and he just rolled his eyes -I literally had NO CONCEPT that homosexuality was a thing until my first big crush told me he had a boyfriend. -RT @InfoSecRumors: Rumor has it... @0xabad1dea flirted with Snowden in 7th grade. http://t.co/HZ29OSzyxK -Judging by my 7th grade journal, I was really into Tenchi Muyo, angels, and that boy in my Latin class who was actually gay. -I just found a note I traded back and forth with a boy in 7th grade. He said "I think the government is going to destroy identity" ... -@akopa @m1sp actually at that age my mother was kicking me off the computer every day when she got home. :| -@m1sp my father just mailed me my notebook from SEVENTH GRADE. I'm almost scared to open it. -RT @solardiz: ADS-B amateur reception with RTL-SDR in Moscow, Russia (inbetween SVO and DME): http://t.co/HFdBHpZzTb @antirez @0xabad1dea @… -@tenfootfangs though if any men would like to join me, a like one should fit with a bit of help from a tailor. -@tenfootfangs decided to really play up the fact that YEP STILL A GIRL when I go to infosec happy week this year -@m1sp a character nobody will like! http://t.co/KhiqjIN611 -But "Eowyn" isn't, with or without the little accent. Oh, I got issues with that. -.... That sounds an awful lot like I'm writing fanfic. I swear to gods I am not writing fanfic. I just happened to notice okay?! -And that was the day I learned that "Gandalf" and "Galadriel" were in OSX's spell check. -Saurik finds eight distinct implementations of the unzip code in Android. You know, the root cause of the crypto bug? http://t.co/O5qeZXKmyu -@WhiteMageSlave @m1sp makest* ** I'm awake -@WhiteMageSlave @m1sp maketh* but I mean I slipped up and Ismyrn said "you" to Barsamin -@chriseng well, see, I need the hoop skirt, which is scheduled to come tomorrow, do you see my dilemma -@chriseng guess I'll have to test-run it at 404... -@m1sp eeeee I got a dress like Clarion's! I'm so pretty -@okoeroo I'm gonna wear it to @thegrugq's party. Through TSA? Not so much. -RT @hackerfantastic: The SIM card 56bit DES key & hashing information leak exploit rocks my world. You could OTA install malware on the SIM… -The hoop skirt part isn’t here yet, which is of course essential to complete the effect -"what did you get in the mail dear" NOTHING JUST AN 18TH CENTURY BALL GOWN http://t.co/3hLNlhS18J -@savagejen according to old timers, it used to be that you’d go to the woods behind your neighborhood and find someone’s cache. -@savagejen google in its infinite wisdom adds calendar invites by default. -@pontelon @TraceBullet too bad the context is Britain ;) -@mavjs the friend is asking when -@chidpen so did I, but I am guessing someone wrote a bot to do that just to be annoying. -Anyone else get emails from twitter that their password needs to be reset? Asking for a friend (no really) -@m1sp there is a new section at the beginning of chapter 7 that is the rewrite of a scene I tried to sketch already, and new past!Rashk -@homakov 18. The only thing that waits until 21 is alcohol. Because you can vote and buy houses and die, but ALCOHOL? -@waruikoohii that’s your fault for being Box Bot -Also I’m pretty sure everyone I know got an eyeful of porn before they were 18 and lo and behold it did not destroy their souls -GFDI why do governments want to destroy the internet to “protect children” instead of acknowledging that is a parent’s domain -RT @mikko: UK Prime Minster is calling for "horrific" search terms to be blacklisted so they will bring up no results on Google. http://t.c… -@m1sp *hug* -RT @nrr: "Poverty is a more powerful influence … than gestational exposure to cocaine" #shitiread http://t.co/Yl3OiKd9lk -@Netbus :| -@kivikakk grats. -@m1sp ZOMG this is the novel I was working on ten years ago http://t.co/6Wypl1oI9O -@m1sp I don't remember drawing this. They look way too happy http://t.co/H3EnSs9g1v -@AdmiralA no actually most of them have photographs. I'd say @kivikakk isn't infosec but then suddenly she was writing shellcode -.@kivikakk I am the name that parents whisper to their children when telling of the dark corners of C -RT @kivikakk: @0xabad1dea oh hi! http://t.co/zzgMvUYI0t -@damageboy https://t.co/EXNqnVVS6V -@m1sp @WhiteMageSlave silly editors, you're supposed to point out to me when I slip up on the you/thou thing -# 359084613026594818 -@RenBussell bitly is a point of failure. It lengthens load time and often never loads at all. -@profoundlypaige and I'm not planning, I passed 63k words today, it's almost done :p -@profoundlypaige no, it's set on a fictional Silk Road with a touch of magic and a touch of steampunk. -@sam82490 @Cae_9 sure. they have tracking "value proposition" for the poster. Not so much for the person who can't get it to load. -I can't believe not a single pedant has pointed out those are MP4s with no sound, not GIFs. -@Cae_9 the one where you don’t. All URLs count the same length in twitter now -@snare sorry. Already married one of those -@thegrugq Spare me the sting of thy venomed tongue, wastrel -Dear everyone using bitly etc: you are actively slowing down the internet and increasing page load errors. -@profoundlypaige “that” Silk Road has presented problems to me while researching for my novel. -New York Times understands it is not a literal paper anymore; use of GIFs is a nice touch in this photoset http://t.co/0xhJIlOjFp -@jesster_king past tense of bid -RT @fugueish: @0xabad1dea Don't forget "make clean; make" -I have yet to meet the problem that couldn't be solved by blowing the cart, rebooting the router, or checking for graphics driver updates. -RT @bhangakhana: @0xabad1dea ooh, the bare infinitive - http://t.co/HwNxucvnVM -@pusscat lol you probably couldn't stand my husband... -@USSJoin *twitch* "thusly" is not a proper word! It is slang! -@bleebsen I bid thee win Mario Kart -@bleebsen this applies for bade (bid) + any verb. -@thegrugq she who spendeth her childhood reading the King James gets stuck speaking thus -@thegrugq that's right, thou art thou to me, but I'm not thou to thee. -@thegrugq I bid thee humor me. -Why on earth do we say "she bade him wait" and not "she bade him to wait", English? -@nickdepetrillo @djrbliss Mr. Bliss has never ONCE invited me to go to a shady place by taxi. He is impervious to my charms. -@vogon *checks phone* ಠ_ಠ -@nickdepetrillo looking back on that I'm pretty sure you're that guy my parents warned me about -#BHDCTips get in a taxi with @nickdepetrillo five minutes after you meet him, it will all be fine -#BHDCTips Inviting girls to the pinball museum might totally work. Just be prepared to be beaten. -@nickdepetrillo unless they ask. -@dan_crowley :’( -@0xcharlie if I succeed in reminding my husband he owes me a cat, you'll get a photo dedicated to you ;) -@supersat @osxreverser Windows' native string type is two bytes per char, so that should actually be hard to screw up. -@0xcharlie you do realize I have gone an entire year not posting cat photos because you asked me not to ?!?! A YEAR OF NO CATS -@0xcharlie I'M YOUR FANGIRL I COUNT -@0xcharlie your fangirls https://t.co/g0WJwu3Y4f -@anthonicaldwell yeah pretty much -Apparently Dear Housemate is moving out soon. Time to remind Dear Husband he said we could have a cat if only we didn't have a housemate. -@inversephase if I thought all men had to have muscles I wouldn't be friends with nerds like you HEY-OH -@inversephase they don't. I was trying to draw a muscular man. And didn't feel like googling it. -@WhiteMageSlave my kind of villain http://t.co/QHwjMPnbNw -@inversephase I DON'T KNOW WHAT DO MEN WITH MUSCLES LOOK LIKE my husband only has a bit of chub there -Time to set some appropriate music for writing chapters where characters die. http://t.co/VEXK6t1HVm -@wimremes and Belgium is like "we should probably have a revolution, but they're staying JUST on the side of the line where they survive" -@wimremes I just find it funny. All the other countries are like "look at this expensive but pretty symbol of our heritage!" -@elad3 nope. Don't worry you will definitely see me tweet links when it's ready ;) -@b3nzilla it's @weldpond actually -@Kufat black hat def con -#BHDCTips Lotion. No, for the air. It’s dry. Like, more dry than should be allowed. -@grygrflzr the joke ;) -RT @osxreverser: Microsoft, why the fuck can't http://t.co/m6Vd4oO2pJ passwords be longer than 16chars? What's the problem for your hashing? -@wimremes I don’t think I’ve ever met a Belgian who liked their royal family… -My super confidential sources are telling me the Ubuntu forum password hashes were stolen while I was sleeping. -@snare wait, those really ARE your feet? -RT @spookyskeletons: Hard to make friends as a skeleton. Not many ppl share my hobbies of attacking people with rusty swords and dropping n… -@pchengi yep. -@phyre5 passed 62,000 words yesterday… hitting the climax if the action -@Packetknife yep and I’m soooo close -@Netbus because she is one of the few people with magical power, which makes you go crazy easily, so she avoids emotional attachment. -@elad3 they’re inspired by Armenian. -@m1sp btw I succeeded in unnerving @WhiteMageSlave with the trope:arcwords -@m1sp but Solam's one and only POV section was snuck in to the end of chapter 14 -@m1sp WELL YEAH and it's like "yeah hey. this is a trap" "cool. good job picking the one bait I *can't* ignore even after you told me that" -@vogon you are The Worst -@m1sp good morning ~ -@vogan gahhhhh -@vogon did you just favorite and UN-favorite my tweet you monster -Motivation to write the final few chapters: how dang GOOD it looks on a kindle. http://t.co/zcl8SrOefW -@Packetknife tell her that’s illegal in America, glossing over West Virginia of course. -@aeleruil no, don’t do it, whatever you do, do NOT read One Hundred Years of Solitude -RT @mikko: The official #OHM2013 party network cable has an integrated firewall activation feature. #handy http://t.co/F3r4Y5VS5u -@m1sp I just wrote the George R.R. Martin chapter, where everyone Barsamin ever loved dies. -@callmegiorgio @Packetknife @ggreenwald don't send out the privacy calvary, I snagged an engineer and it's a chat system bug of some kind... -# 358731742271651840 -@fugueish @bensonk42 I'm not certain it counts as a security bug though. I was mostly joking about the bug bounty :) -"No way. This SCP can't still possibly be going. Wait why is it.... FFFFFFF symbolic link to my home directory in wine's config folder!!!" -@fugueish this @bensonk42 fellow claims to work for the googles. Hope I didn't give my super secret bug report to a charlatan. -@marginoferror but I don't have "multiple accounts" per se. Just two distinct gmails, of which one is the recovery mail of the other. -I may have broken google's account system somehow, hope I get a bug bounty ;) -@bensonk42 sent you quite the missive -@bensonk42 I don't see any chats / pending notices / alerts of any sort in g+ or gmail... -@bensonk42 an *internal* one? I've found trying to deal with google from the outside to be shouting at a brick wall. -@bensonk42 @adpaolucci and there was a "so and so wants to chat yes/no" pending request in the old email's chat bar. -@bensonk42 @adpaolucci specifically, I use incognito mode when I need to log into the old one, usually to get a password reset email -@adpaolucci I don't know a way to be logged in to two gmails in one browser session... -Most specifically, Coworker George sent a chat invite to my new account, and it showed up on my old account also, which he's never heard of. -@Kufat no idea. -My two gmail accounts seem to have decided to have the same chat contact list. I find that more than a little eyebrow-raising. -Word count: 60,261. I'm winning !!! -Me, every six months, my entire life: "WHOA! Have these birthmarks on my neck always been there?!" -Thanks for that mental image, Obama http://t.co/NLF9rzxm5C -As I slave over my manuscript about a boy and girl in competition to earn the right to use lightning magic, thunder shatters my sky. #metal -Download captcha is a flash widget? I'm sure that's totally innocent. -@m1sp someone go freudian on that plz -@m1sp as I write Ismyrn's inner monologue, this is the third time I've brought up "adults don't believe children when they tell the truth" -@kaepora :( -RT @apblake: 1: Snowden exposes spy programs. 2: White House says it's a discussion we should all engage in. 3: We all said stop. 4: FISA… -@m1sp I should be allowed to be this pleased with myself http://t.co/0bQGRbSKu3 -@m1sp the one kind of animal I know how to draw http://t.co/OiwChbsQ6H -@vogon so I guess the universe conspires to keep you down to one pen. -@vogon if you have one pen, you’ll never misplace it. If you have 5, you’ll quickly lose 4 -Abadidea’s Law: the more pens you own, the more prone they are to going missing -RT @BBCWorld: Norwegian woman receives prison sentence in Dubai after reporting she was raped http://t.co/Gvyjf3vwTs -@m1sp @WhiteMageSlave MOOD WHIPLASH http://t.co/pn2aGwLL69 -@m1sp @WhiteMageSlave remember this old page?! http://t.co/VFDfFUtxO8 -@m1sp @WhiteMageSlave I designed Constans before I even *met* you. It's not your fault he's my friendship type. -@m1sp said to @WhiteMageSlave: "Constans being Mispy I was trying to type Mispy's favorite character, but the statement stands" -I tried my hand at covering "Hagrid the Professor" from Harry Potter as chiptune https://t.co/wk8j5CiMaW -# 358372844125683712 -@Myriachan @xa329 W700, it's a true Windows laptop in 11" 1080p tablet, 8 to 10 hour battery -@Myriachan @xa329 nah surface pro has a terrible battery. Got better for the same-ish price. -@Myriachan @xa329 I just ended up spending the money on Acer x86 tablet with a heavier battery for ARM-like life :) -@Tomi_Tapio I had the next model after that. Loved it to pieces. Small but enthusiastic community. -RT @areur00t: @0xabad1dea and @attritionorg action figures lol http://t.co/eziy7kdKWy -@sakjur pretty sure he's an engineer but I'll grant @eevee honorary infosec status based on anger alone -@sakjur it's just some tech rag. I'm not on their top 25 women list either apparently ;) -@vogon I also want you to know this running monologue is your fault for putting "linguist" in your twitter bio -@vogon I want you to know I went on a linguistic adventure today to make certain of the correct way to pair "thou" with an imperative. -@WesleyFlake if there's anything I've learned from the Dutch, it's that the proper word to apply to anything positive is *lekker.* -@M0zilla #thejoke :p -These are the crimes committed in your name, America, the murder of innocents for association with the suspicious. http://t.co/y56TYc2G6g -@loganb @gu3st it's displaying unicode, I just can't imagine what would be sending bells. -@r2ranch you can se it when it gets here :p -No matter how bad my Dutch is, at least it’s a sight better than Siri’s. -@vogon take me -RT @bascule: Military Grade™: https://t.co/Iy8oXhEaMC -I only just noticed that my iPad’s interface language is in Dutch today. What was I doing last night ?! -@xa329 no I am pretty sure they would just flip out and throw out your hoops and call you a hula hoop ter'rist. -Callin' Oracle out on their systematic screw-up that has been the Java Reflection API http://t.co/cyis2eoMDL -Reasons it's good to be an adult: you can buy the princess ball gown you wanted when you were seven years old and no-one can stop you -@xa329 the "not crippled beyond belief" one is the Surface Pro, which is apparently doing okay. -@m1sp and if you're wondering, my gingerkin status is specifically because of that doll. -@m1sp but you must realize, this is spot on for everything I wanted when I was seven years old http://t.co/0Ved0XjT1K -@m1sp I had to go with a light color, because I am *not* wearing a black polyester dress to Vegas. -I wonder what the TSA thinks about hoop skirts being worn through checkpoints -@rantyben @thegrugq well, the dress and hoop skirt are ordered. I am going to be THE PRETTIEST GIRL AT THE INFOSEC BALL -@m1sp https://t.co/xZG3NgzVSz -@rantyben @thegrugq gosh well what is even the point if the people I want to snub aren't going to be there to have their hearts broken -@rantyben @thegrugq hey btw is ionic invited no reason just asking. -@pa28 it was already at 15 when I woke up... -@rantyben @thegrugq but what color should I get?! they don't have orange. -@rantyben I was just thinking about that... there's a fairy princess one that's not too expensive and looks like it should fit. -@gu3st so it's bell characters? must have been in Asian filenames or something (it's running a huge SCP...) -@TokenScandi nope and nope for sure... -My terminal icon on OSX had a "fifteen new items" badge that went away when I clicked it. Fifteen new what?! -If only somebody, ANYBODY had anticipated that the Surface RT wouldn’t sell well, and told Microsoft. http://t.co/wUIZlitnZi -@no_structure I grew up shoveling manure, didn’t you ? But no, it wasn’t a career, it was their version of teens staffing cash registers… -@lindseybieda context https://t.co/y635xtovqX -@Beaker @HackerHuntress I promise I’m not annoyed with anyone *on* the list :) -.@thegrugq I know, I only follow a few people on that list so it’s clearly wrong ;) -@pusscat @rantyben for me it starts making sense around #15… -“We did a list of top 25 infosec accounts, all men. We’ll do a second one that’s all women so it’s fair, implicitly ranked 26 and lower” -@rantyben *looks at official reply* *giggles* -@m1sp idk, you’re cute ? -Check @ODNIgov for some sort of stream of consciousness blogging from Clapper and/or minions. -RT @ODNIgov: “We collect metadata—information about communications—more broadly than we collect the actual content of communications..” -@m1sp *takes your hand and waltzes* -@kragen also, for the purposes of this discussion, tank tops have sleeves. -@kragen which, for me personally, means just as much “doesn’t look <s>slutty</s> suggestive” as it does “suits my body type” -@kragen that’s for going to work. This is for going to a party. I want to wear something I want to be seen in. -@savagejen people have gotten approximate results out of it in the past -@kragen srsly dude I know I play up the kawaii online but I am simply too tall and viking-ish -I should probably go to sleep instead of ordering a dress. I'll leave the tab open and see if I think I'm crazy in the morning... -@Packetknife I never forgave my mother for not buying a certain child-size ball gown while I was still small enough to wear it. -@_wirepair @thegrugq do they ship amazon prime -@jonathanstray contrary to my carefully cultivated online personality, I have a bit of a viking build. -@m1sp plot twist: Keromeir is a Skarmory. He dies when Clarion turns him to rust -goodness amazon I think bare shoulders looks hot too but some of us don't have the right body type. -It's one in the morning and I am seeing if I can get ball gowns on amazon prime -After midnight thoughts: I should totally show up to @thegrugq's party in a ball gown with a big hoop skirt and party like it's 1899 -@yeshua3s @abby_ebooks yeah, she's my little statistically representative mini-me -I wonder if I could convince the NSA algorithms that @abby_ebooks is actually me and throw them off the trail -@geekable sixteen bits is, like, WAY too many bits. -@DrPizza really? Well… -Shame on MIT. http://t.co/pCOOjvswjj -# 357998144354660352 -@m1sp aspects abridged, part 2 http://t.co/hatRQ4siCQ -Google Image Search: one in seven results may be random anime chicks http://t.co/ChKP754rN0 -@friestog @0x17h some people. -RT @SciencePorn: You're doing a documentary for the BBC. You get attacked by a polar bear. What's the 1st thing you should do? Answer http… -@skynetbnet @Kufat Mario deliberately does not clear ram across a reset, as a poor imitation of a save file :) -Glitching Super Mario by deliberately removing the cart and plugging in another during play http://t.co/4KbMRNsMIo via @Kufat -@matthew_d_green if there is a flag that will let goto'ing a bare integer literal work please let me know... D: -I'd be a lot more disconcerted by example 16.2.4 if it actually compiled in gcc like they say it does... http://t.co/Yh0mE9hI5I -@sciencecomic yes yes but what about THE PITCH DROP -Sooo... is there a CVE for this rather critical Android vulnerability? https://t.co/Hn0qbeTQx2 -RT @tobiasmayer: #Breastfeeding in Public: Tips to Avoid Problems. I love this twist—placing the "problem" back where it truly belongs http… -RT @MrToph: If you think politics is petty now, wait 20 years, when people seeking office can be tied to shit they posted online when they … -@m1sp dunno if you found the time to read *all* the new material? Finally settled on an I Want speech for Clarion... -"I couldn't sleep last night! I will sleep in for an hour or two." "bzzzzt hi I'm here to change your window shutters" -@m1sp also, that will be how the world ends, not with a bang but with a girly cackle -@thegrugq @matthew_d_green @0xcharlie he does kinda have that pallid super villain look… -@m1sp that is the sweetest thing anyone has ever said to me -First there was @m1sp_ebooks . Then there was @abby_ebooks . Now there is @m1sp1dea_ebooks , brother and sister souls forever entwined -@Tomi_Tapio attn: @attritionorg -RT @Kufat: Looks like the BB10 sends your e-mail account credentials to RIM: http://t.co/QZP7rXFxAa cc @0xabad1dea @neilhimself @afreak -Microsoft is still waiting on the government to let it stop withholding the full truth from us. http://t.co/Y1eoOmNhZq -@m1sp why do we have a fan bot -@m1sp yep, Rashk saw an opportunity to push his art even further, since perfecting this is what he wants -@m1sp ah, you're close, but... -@m1sp did you pick up on what happened to Erasmin :) -@m1sp I changed the fate of the Arcocelli family slightly ... -@m1sp if you have the link to the PDF in google docs it is called the end of the sky -@m1sp Clarion actually doesn't appear in it, though she is mentioned. She can meet Sweet Clarion soon enough -@m1sp that's what Official Tumblrs are for -RT @marshray: If you're so worried about privacy, maybe your contacts of contacts of contacts have something to hide. -@2s0cks I meant what I said and I said what I meant. A spider LANDED from the air, one hundred percent. -A spider just LANDED on my screen out of nowhere. Send in the Nope Troops -# 357649794581266432 -@m1sp wake up wake up wake up you have to read Ismyrn's orrriginnn storrryyyy I made it so much better -@stylewar @vikemosabe that does not imply the inverse, that any child whose parent says that but once and annoys me is "not smart" -@stylewar @vikemosabe then that I study parents of smart kids to see what they have in common, and it's not saying stuff like that often. -@stylewar @vikemosabe you're deliberately misreading me from start to end. First I said I don't like **that phrase**, -- -@stylewar @vikemosabe I said the reason was unreasonable. Don't apply actions as universally representative to actors. -@stylewar @vikemosabe I didn't say I thought she was a failure of a mother :) -@stylewar @vikemosabe also one is just as likely to hear a parent say it to an 8yo as a 3yo. -@stylewar @vikemosabe I'm not talking about infants. Children: more capable of reasoning than adults think, since 50000 BC -There comes a point in every writer's life when she makes a new browser window just to hold all the open tvtropes tabs. -@unixronin I think I got this one under control. -no, I don't need rescuing from his patriarchal rule, I'm explicitly planning on ze-ro pregnancies, that stuff freaks me out. -@jason_shell nope. -Husband says I'm not allowed to get pregnant because I'll hack the planet in a hormonal rage -@Mongoose_Q I guess I just considered it only from the perspective of we all consume huge amounts of text. -@Beschizza @Mongoose_Q though typography is considered by almost all designers but accessibility to non-visual consumers often isn’t. -@Mongoose_Q @Beschizza that is not what was meant and you know it ! You and I both interact with text all day. -RT @Beschizza: Typography isn't a snooty design thing. It's mainstream, because everyone with an IQ higher than carpet spends all day readi… -RT @runasand: 2010 study showed that 50% of Twitter users were 4 steps away from each other. The NSA will look at 3 steps when evaluating t… -@vikemosabe "because I say so" teaches children that everything is equally unimportant as a dictator's whim. -@vikemosabe and if you have a history of being reasonable instead of "because I say so", it turns out people will trust you. -@m1sp http://t.co/IbEq5jOl7A PLOT! -@csoghoian @ioerror just like phone numbers are totally anonymous -RT @csoghoian: Good to know that DOJ doesn't think that they get identity information when they obtain firstname.lastname@gmail.com via FIS… -RT @savagejen: In my college data mining course, the professor told us "data is money, never erase it". -@jennifurret I’m convinced they made their political system artificially complicated just so they could make more fun of Americans. -@VTPG I’d like to THINK a java implementation wouldn’t have overflow bugs… -@letoams that’s a funny way to spell 4294967295 ! -@VTPG well, the problem is that things are signed by default, usually, and signed has Complicated Semantics -Oh geez. Google Glass was originally configured to AUTOMATICALLY follow QR codes in pictures it takes. http://t.co/MjZALQETcM -This is why I am religiously opposed to signed integers. http://t.co/8PlTC7Ledc -@m1sp they better be cool things! -@m1sp I miss you in chat land hint hint passive aggressive public display -Also, a notable portion of kids on my "smart kids" list are adopted, speaking to it being parental involvement over genetics. -If I had to say what the parents of smart children I know have in common, it's that they talk WITH children instead of AT them. -@pkutzner it can be, at times. If your child doesn't generally TRUST you, I think I found the real problem. -@pkutzner now that I don't agree with :) -@RSWestmoreland they don't say stuff like because I said so. -@Kufat six? Seven? -I know I don't have kids, but I've made a point of observing the parents of kids I think are smart. -In the most recent case, what the mom meant was "because it's safer" but what she said was "because I said so" -I really hate it when I hear a parent say "because I said so." That is the least reasonable of all reasons. -"Hey Google Drive for OSX. I notice you haven't synced the latest document changes from my other machine. "*yawn* *stretch* meh" -@vogon what does it say about me that I have steam, I use steam, I bought things recently, and I have no idea what these card things are? -@whitequark @miaubiz because it reveals that unix wizards are, in fact, made, not born ? -@DustySTS would bla be there? I’m still not convinced he exists. -@whitequark @miaubiz it is, and I have a legit PDF copy. Unfortunately the whole thing isn’t illustrated. -.@tumblr first mistake: shipping plaintext password upload. Second mistake: not promptly fixing before reporter got fed up and went FD. -RT @darrenpauli: Tumblr Apple apps sent clear text passwords. Patch issued. http://t.co/iseXNGit6Z -@skynetbnet I’m just saying, pretty sure it’s a rubber stamp formality, not that she had direct input into the decision. -@skynetbnet I don’t think it’s different from how the president of the US is required to sign passed bills. -RT @schemaly: Women offered as perks in a job ad http://t.co/iT48GAGXx4 #everydaysexism #geekmisogyny #sodonewiththis -@natashenka thumbs up.gif -RT @AP: BREAKING: Gay marriage becomes legal in Britain as Queen Elizabeth II gives royal approval -RT @rantyben: Learning a new programming language is like a real one. Faux amis, weird idioms, and native speakers conflating illiteracy wi… -RT @McGrewSecurity: My niece has been located and is back home safe now. Thanks all for the RT's and good wishes. -@McGrewSecurity yay! -@Myriachan well, yes :) that’s local-only obviously, but, that’s both a jailbreak vector and a forensics nightmare :) -RT @MrToph: I made @leighhollowell a necklace using hard drive components. I think it came out alright. http://t.co/oR4hQOZE7B -RT @tomscott: The Vatican offers indulgences — time off purgatory — for following them on Twitter. I swear I didn’t make this up: http://t.… -@m1sp but no, the vaguetweeting has to do with finally figuring out what to do with this God of Strength who's been in the canon for YEARS. -@m1sp also, I am pulling out poetry I wrote in middle school for Ismyrn to quote as good ol' folk songs. Amazingly I remember every word -@m1sp *whistles innocently* it is a compliment unto her purity. -@L0sPengu1n0s google music lol -@m1sp my greatest literary accomplishment http://t.co/dnzAg5hgPO -I have a (legitimately purchased) soundtrack MP3 which has a title tag of "The Council of The Elrond." The Elrond. The Galdalf The Frodo The -# 357279156725231620 -Internet flamewars, 1600s style http://t.co/jhxdykuJgW -@jgeorge ps view source -@jgeorge try it and find out ^_^ -@jgeorge it didn't need Reiser, we can all agree on that \o/ -@landley @mirell but the bug dates to 2006, so it festered under his watch, so let's blame him anyway ;) -@SoundCloud it's more than a little annoying to show me this huge "get a pro plan!" banner when I **already have a pro plan** -@Ionustron Melissa Elliott, 198X - 20XX, one of those artists who gained fame only after death for her square wave waltzes. -@LnxPrgr3 there isn't really a context, just Torvalds being himself when rejecting some patch, and everyone being like, sigh, again -@Ionustron @bbbradsmith @kyuubethe3rd I’m a lot better now, but medieval harp chip is just not a happening scene. -@Ionustron @bbbradsmith @kyuubethe3rd I’ve only ever entered one compo, and it genuinely was not that great I’m sure ;) -@meursalt CSS maaaaaaaan it's pretty trippy -@meursalt right click, view source, peel back the layers of deception ;) -Oh man. Linking this to you is just too mean. http://t.co/oKVWJ8QXPD Don't blame me. -Here we go! Pointer mangling has been completely broken in things statically linked against glibc http://t.co/VgtSn9Qozs unit tests you say? -@puellavulnerata I choose to interpret that as he is stalking me personally. For beauty or for brains? -We’re in the quiet time of infosec news leading up to the convention glory blitz, I guess. Not enough for me to be mad about. -RT @SwissHttp: Anonymous commentator: "So according to NSA logic, I'm not a pirate, downloading movies and TV shows, until I actually watch… -@cowtowncoder not really. It turns out 50% of humans are women so their opinion is not statistically different from that of humans. -@jgoldschrafe @puellavulnerata would “shows typical signs of excessive aggression in a male-dominated social group” cut it? -@cowtowncoder so… “Someone told me I am too rude! I noticed she is a woman. I will make it clear I noticed she is a woman.” Yeah. Great. -@mtheoryx just another round of Torvalds being his cheerful self http://t.co/xldWjkPR5j -And remember that Linus Torvalds has a reputation that stretches far beyond his git tree and touches all of open source. -So yeah, go ahead and tell people it’s their fault for trying to contribute to Linux all you want, Linus is making himself an active problem -I notice that Linus, responding to one of the few visible women in open source, told her to go ahead and make it about gender. #sigh -RT @arstechnica: Man organizes satirical NSA walk, authorities come to his front door http://t.co/tsczQxaEiL by @cfarivar -RT @thegrugq: I really hope this matures and works out. https://t.co/r3kckjL7Ee -@snare yeah, that’ll solve open source’s splintering problems. -I was confused why the baristas flirted with George and not with me. What's wrong with me? I was then informed not all humans are bi. -Coworker George: "let's start a coffee shop with an IT worker discount. And skim all the badges." *teary eyes* he's all grown up -@Neostrategos yeah so I’ve been growing mine longer than that it kinda slows way down at some point -@Neostrategos grow it out four feet and we’ll talk… -@Neostrategos I’ll let you in on a secret. Everyone who is attracted to men is attracted to Sephiroth. Everyone. -It has come to my attention I might have only a vague idea of what men actually look like. http://t.co/6rG4OJCxdr -.@gsuberland iPad. “Never save, it’s all automatic!” -Got three quarters of the way through a nice drawing, and the art software segfaulted. That’s what I get for straying from paper. -RT @dhw: If you discuss a Microsoft 0-Day over Skype, does that count as responsible disclosure? -@thegrugq the word is “miles, leagues, whatever”, the unit is definitely five; I was studying Tocharian texts, actually. -@thegrugq but what a twist ending! Not seven days but five miles! -@maradydd my friend George Washington has been suspended from Facebook… multiple times… on the same account. -RT @maradydd: Been suspended from Google+, Facebook, &c. over your choice of name? http://t.co/EVPtGPIxf7 wants to hear from you. http://t.… -RT @jacobian: Linus hasn’t ever been a jerk to me, personally. However, he’s a role model, so lots of people think his behavior’s normal an… -@zedshaw I believe the situation is that the name was openly stated to be a pseudonym to begin with, so the whole character was fictitious. -@McGrewSecurity probably just a bunch of thought leaders then :p -RT @McGrewSecurity: This is my 14yo niece, who ran away yesterday, is possibly hitchhiking in Florida, call #'s (or police) or DM me: http:… -@McGrewSecurity did I? -Tonight’s news: “Hezbollah, America told me to tell you that she’s still not talking to you, but she heard that Al Qaeda said…” -@m1sp look at you ninja-faving. I just found a way to tie so many plot-hooks together it's like I planned it all along. I'm absolutely giddy -@m1sp you know how I leave myself open plot hooks trusting I'll find a way to fill them in later? :D -@invalidname Dunno. Turned out that wasn't the ending yet. He made a beautiful painting then hanged himself. Literature ! -(If you must know, the story ends with the wooden doll falling apart and the guy has a Buddhist epiphany about his body's fate as dust) -I think I just found some several hundred years' prior art for android sex dolls. http://t.co/GfURYLxHbB -@Mr_Reed_ it's a paper "men" sign taped over the permanent sign, implicitly women. -@Mr_Reed_ um, without the sign, it'd be a woman's bathroom, and you'd have to be pretty confused to not know the convention of entering -# 356921108978606081 -“Gee, not a lot of women at this con. Let’s bar them from the nearest bathrooms, that’ll show they’re welcome and first-class citizens.” -RT @georgiaweidman: Asked about the sign was told that since there aren't many women attending we should use the bathroom on the other end … -RT @georgiaweidman: So this is what they do to the womens bathroom at hacker cons? http://t.co/7xaCR1zHyZ -RT @steveklabnik: Linux 3.11 officially titled "Linux for Workgroups" http://t.co/T38nw7vCzf -RT @mtabini: Confused the hell out of a “Windows Service Centre” scammer by asking him if they could come fix my blinds. -@NaNoWriMo @ScrivenerApp I legit love scrivener, I’m coming up on sixty thousand words :) -RT @TheOnion: Nation Throws Hands Up, Tells Black Teenagers To Do Their Best Out There http://t.co/ugYiZYOLH6 -@sambowne I don't actually know for sure they were running wordpress, and the index.html is replaced http://t.co/Nn78YjhUc9 -@Soulmech @plussone trying to use one of the $50 alibaba laptops as an *actual computer* would be folly :p go $100+ -@Em_Space_ I doubt it's literally miles, just translated that way, but it's unambiguously five of them -Sigh... one of the webcomics I read is currently displaying a Turkish skiddie banner... must be a new wordpress bug. -@vogon ps. starring is consent -@vogon lemme know if you're bored and want a copy of the 3/4 finished manuscript ;) -@vogon I use it in my silk road fantasy novel. -@vogon even better, ask me why -@vogon http://t.co/lAsdhjBzmQ -@vogon so close, it has like, ten bajillion Sanskrit loanwords, but it's much much more obscure -@vogon ps. You get a cookie if you can figure out which IE language I am studying. It's not Latin and it's not Greek. -@vogon these pretentious Indo-European languages and their tenses and their cases -@vogon well, I'm not studying how to speak English! It's all one word, which would translate as he went. -Buddhist text: "He walked 7 days through water, 7 days through mud, 7 days across lotuses and 5 miles through snakes, screw patterns" -@vogon you, you're a linguist, I blame you -"verb suppletive absolutive; masculine singular ablative" That is a lot of freaking words for "he went" -@pneif @m1sp because it is fantastically obscure, delightful to my mind's ear, and was spoken by real-life redhead Asians. -@pneif @m1sp a few years ago, I arbitrarily chose to base the naming conventions of my fantasy setting on it -@m1sp the number of real Tocharian words I can recognize in context of real Tocharian texts is quite startling. I accidentally a language -@blejz it's the dining room, but we occasionally co-opt it. -@mike_acton I try not to in the general case. But there was no change in smell, no discoloration. -@mike_acton like, at my uni there were twinkies hung from the ceiling in a moderately humid environment going back years and years… -@mike_acton @AmyChu @fugugames longer than INFINITY? -@jennifurret don’t do that. Ignorance’s biggest trick is sounding louder than reason. Most people are mostly reasonable. -@Urraca @arstechnica Super Mario Bros 3. A masterpiece of constraint engineering. Which I am not very good at. -@jennifurret there are too many high-brow people who don’t understand that social data is just anecdotes in aggregate. -I just got a compiler engineer to yell and smack a table loudly enough to echo by bringing up Pascal -@BeethovensBook I don’t play, ask @codeferret_ :) -Every meeting between young employees here starts with commentary on DOTA. -@kaepora I’m pretty sure I made a libpurple guy cry once. -“@msftsecurity: #FillInTheBlank: The Microsoft Security tool I use most is __________.” Checking the dang signatures on executables. -Is there anything we won't put blinkie lights in ? https://t.co/OByNuQDE83 -@focalintent mek is pretty much writing a love letter to you up on stage right now -Confidential Veracode slide deck leak http://t.co/FAHcwSvQbD -@wimremes like, on paper? I filled about fifty pages with sha-1 rounds back in etiquette class… -.@chriseng is concerned about how amused I am with this charging connector... squid... thing. http://t.co/siT2PYxHeC -@m1sp my definition of success probably excludes most of those -You can be lazy or stupid and still find success in life. But certainly not both. -@wimremes got 99 problems but three letters ain’t one -@m1sp that’s Aramaz, he has a nice fuzzy fur on because it’s cold. And Hayr. Who thinks he’s probably Aramaz’s cousin. -@m1sp http://t.co/829pGWuftn -RT @mikko: New Mac Malware uses Right-to-Left override character (U+202E) to cause OS X to display this… http://t.co/wGxuRK1ReG http://t.co… -@invalidname my handle is known by most people here, it’s usually something like “This is Melissa. … the pink one” “OHH” -@dinodaizovi it seems the very act of observing that changed the result. -@mikko can I get a translation on that… -@bhelyer everyone whose name starts with Chris, including Christian. -At one time, Veracode was a solid 10% Chris. As the company has grown, Chris resources have not scaled. It’s 5% Chris and falling. -@ELLIOTTCABLE no, I’m pretty sure that says 1-883-YOUR-CIA -@spacerog eleven. -(When I say high school of fifty students, that’s actually 7th through 12th instead of 9th through 12th. And it was mostly boys.) -@hirojin they ended up calling me Misty. -It’s nice being the only Melissa around here (at work). In my high school of 50 students, there was another… and she was awful. -@m1sp good morning! Introduced Aramaz. I think I need some new fantasy swear words. -RT @BrandonDoughan: "The US imprisons a larger percentage of its black population than South Africa did at the height of apartheid." http:… -@chumeet I hope so :3 -@chumeet a silk-road setting fantasy adventure -@m1sp I'm hearing rave reviews about the "Rashk drowns someone" chapter from @WhiteMageSlave. -"You're so happy when you're happy. I mean beautiful when you're bea-- I mean--" - Dear Husband -@m1sp http://t.co/D8QKk6VZSc ... secret. -@dshaw_ and written over years, and essentially my diary. -My manuscript is currently over two thousand tweets long, if we max out every one. And my timeline is currently... oh... -@m1sp NotQuiteAsOld!Rashk does the most meanest thing and it's great -@m1sp haha, nope, but they should try that. This is at sea! -# 356562971712954369 -@m1sp it fell into this section which is going to confuse you because how did this even happen http://t.co/8YFinAb8Kb -Google Drive for iOS has progressed from not showing folders I know are there to actively unstarring things I just starred #UIRage -.@nickdepetrillo is harder to kill than I thought. He is a worthy adversary. May his car rest in peace. -RT @gather_here: "It ain't right, Atticus," said Jem. "No son, it's not right." We walked home. -@Ljay90 @0x17h may his gods judge him if he doesn’t give every cent of it away as fast as he can. -@DarrenPMeyer all I want to hear is "it's like Tolkien and Rowling had a baby, but better" ;) -@pa28 MY EVIL RUSE IS DISCOVERED. -@ErrataRob @sambowne that's actually a different project, which deserves my full attention after this one. -@ErrataRob as I hinted at recently, I think my stepsister has opened her eyes to what perfect little angels her deviant children really are. -@amanicdroid when we went to Amsterdam she got super grossed out by two girls kissing I don't think she's ready yet -In other words I'm about 3/4 done with my novel and then I will force each and every one of you to read it. Except you, mom -@m1sp the 50,000-word mark fell EXACTLY on the end of a sentence I am so happy -Ten years after the first time I participated in @NaNoWriMo, I finally have fifty thousand words in one freaking manuscript. -@m1sp word count: 49,929 Gahhhhhhhh just... a little.... more!!! -@singawhore (after all, women are a technical majority or tie in most places, but they're considered a minority anyway) -@singawhore people yell at me when I call it white privilege, I can't win :) Majority *power*, at least, even if not majority population. -@singawhore that's majority privilege, I can bum around in a hoodie if I feel like it and no-one's gonna assume I'm some sort of criminal. -@singawhore white people don't get harassed for merely looking vaguely suspicious nearly as often as black people do. -@singawhore No-one mistakes white girls for thugs armed with lethal skittles. -@m1sp I need a font that shakes on the page for Tsovinar right now -@1ncadence point of it was some people get huge punishments for not killing people, other people get off free for what looks to be murder -I guess hoodies are staying on the list of things that are my majority privilege. FFS. -@blazingcrimson my point is that locking someone up for TWO FREAKING DECADES for a crime that spilled no blood is excessive in the utmost. -@blazingcrimson oh, and remember, now the public is paying for her food, clothes, healthcare and shelter, for twenty years ;) -@blazingcrimson murderers and rapists get less than twenty years all the time. -@blazingcrimson Twenty years. You know how old I was twenty years ago? Five. The whole world has changed in twenty years. -@blazingcrimson yes, obviously. Twenty YEARS? -RT @damonayoung: J.K. Rowling is officially an incognito badass: http://t.co/SGA51abuoh HT @jasonpinter -@1ncadence and that justified twenty years how -@blazingcrimson yeah, and? Twenty years, for shooting at not people? That’s extreme. -@nickdepetrillo :( !!! -@m1sp seriously? Was this when you had blue hair? -RT @LauraALiddell: This picture summerises pretty much everything that needs to be said about the outcome of the #Zimmerman trial. http://t… -@m1sp eeee I found a word http://t.co/ahx3Xtvu5Y -@m1sp http://t.co/ixzu2DlW4G -@fascinated English, I'm afraid :p -@fascinated working on my novel, actually! -Another weekend, another coming near to the brink of passing out from hunger. #geeklife -@QuantumG @kenners my radio equipment smells faintly of day-old pizza. -@m1sp I just checked, so far there are seven instances of (some variation of the string) "HOURI!" -@m1sp and you can see where the land was torn apart by... what was probably not ACTUALLY a giant hitting a river with a mace. -@m1sp anyway, I hope the map makes it clear why the trade route works the way it does. -@m1sp the town that university-town.nsf is named for, I've wavered on its name a few times but I think I settled on Campanile. -# 356196834814861312 -@SamusAranX you haven't heard me complain about the disaster that is Twitter for Windows 8 before? :) -@m1sp look! An extremely approximate map! http://t.co/K0iz0WC1PG -@Dirk_Gently I'm sure it's Valve's fault something is wrong with the dmg, but there should be no such thing as silently fail to mount -steam.dmg silently fails to mount. Hoo-freakin-ray, OSX -@dijama http://t.co/QgicpZc6rO -"assassin" sounds like a hardcore word until you find out the etymology is "dudes who get high" -A cursory glance at Wikipedia suggests that all the FUN princesses, the kind who gambled and hunted and flirted, came from Portugal. -I like how everyone in this painting is clearly bored out of their minds with the ceremony. http://t.co/Dh0FDlpiiQ -@kaepora because open source still comes with politics, so much politics. I think it's good for there to be outright rivals. -RT @daveanthony: Congrats to Texas, who greatly limited abortion but did nothing to change inspection laws when a fertilizer plant exploded… -@DrPizza you’re acting like it’s a Nokia phone unveil, I think you need to sit down -RT @drlangtry_girl: THIS, gentlemen of Twitter, is how you help a woman who's being bothered by a creep when she's trying to read | http://… -@kaepora that would effectively reduce the world to chrome vs. IE. I think we need three competing renderers. -New chiptune, Stormwaltz, in which I attempt to arp. https://t.co/bn9vYUrfGo -I tried to use arpeggios in a chiptune, and it might be good or really awful, I seem to lack the capacity to distinguish. -@benwmaddox that can also happen as @mtheoryx just mentioned. -@benwmaddox abortions *are* a type of prenatal healthcare. Most late-term abortions are strictly medical in purpose. -@benwmaddox @savagejen the ones who died because of lack of access to prenatal healthcare. Texas ranks pretty high. -RT @savagejen: If you want to hear why abortion is important, talk to women you know about their personal experiences. Some might not be al… -@m1sp poor Constans. http://t.co/QhzPmgDJ5E -Not to subtweet extended family, but I bet my mother now appreciates that none of her children ever called her from a county jail. -Every time I think I screwed up, I can remember I have relatives who have screwed up so much so badly that I look 100% stone cold sane -RT @David0Monroe: "Only in America can a dead black boy go on trial for his own murder." ~ Syreeta McFadden -@_____C all parents, everywhere, hate all kids shows. -@_____C I think you may have missed that this is sanity-preserving self-mockery :) -@bdomenech @0x17h come to my neighborhood in MA. Saris and hijabs everywhere. Would love to raise a child here. -@m1sp @aeleruil ps wrote a piece I didn't show you where Shanlar is like "dude Solornel, you're self-aware of your mortality? Rashk is evil" -@m1sp @aeleruil I don't wanna anyway! http://t.co/p0Dh1sud9t -@m1sp @aeleruil me?! What did *I* do?! -@m1sp @aeleruil you confessed the SAME THING to me, more specifically, that your definition of cute was too mainstream, and you were ashamed -RT @JillFilipovic: A reminder that two Texas counties have maternal mortality rates that rank them between Somalia & Sierra Leone. #prolife… -@XTreeki @xkeepah high fives all around, it only gets better from here, the point where you decide to reevaluate critically. -@i0n1c I’d RT this with honors… IF I COULD -I just discovered this excellent blog column. http://t.co/DuXbABA6Mv -RT @slashdot: Aussie Telco Telstra Agreed To Spy For America http://t.co/65Pk7XFBEd -@strcpy @mdowd I have seen the man, this is exactly what he looked like. -Making infosec a better industry, one kawaii at a time -@mdowd @strcpy I *said*, needs more kawaii http://t.co/OkTRCNrv7s -@mdowd @strcpy needs more kawaii -@hypatiadotca but but the cannibals will get me. At least that’s what I heard happens to sweet innocent Americans abroad -@JackLScanlan I’m pretty sure the sort of people who dislike evolutionary biology aren’t aware of evopsych’s problems. -I wish I could give Malala a hug -@KairuByte information agency? That extra A matters a lot ;) -RT @estr4ng3d: Happy birthday, Malala! You're 16 and you've already changed the world. http://t.co/R5kZInPYGx -RT @ggreenwald: Carney said today Clapper "explained himself" about having lied to Congress, so that settles that. Does that work for all c… -@hypatiadotca aww… -RT @oh_rodr: Twitter, Inc. is looking for: Senior Network Security Engineer http://t.co/mFIGMSdb3m #job -@kaepora can you hear mine from Boston -RT @s7ephen: FaceDancer (http://t.co/6eG1dWQl63) screenshot. repeatable and intentional ;-) (cc @sergeybratus @travisgoodspeed) http://t.co… -@inversephase there’s a dunkin donuts right here by my house -@ra6bit they should hook up. Romantically. -@tenfootfangs well, then let me note that the games are HU-UUUUUU-UUGE, the most successful world building of which I am aware. -@nasko tweetbot remembers where you left off (it does scroll up, but, you’re still reading old to new.) -@tenfootfangs “still”? Is Skyrim a shallow well, that one tastes but once and it runs dry? I haven’t even exhausted Morrowind yet. -# 355828193409777664 -"Only once he was alone did he light his lantern." "Did you mean: lit?" No google autocorrect, you are bad and you should feel bad -Airplane crash? Better make racially-tinted puns, that'll fix it. http://t.co/kcmp7kEXeb -@Casiusss I assume so! -@m1sp good morning, sweet prince :p -Protip: if you're gonna use manga reaction pics, try to make it not obvious you clipped them all out of hentai -A dude just hung down from the roof in front of my window with a chainsaw revving. GEEZ HI HELLO #RoofRepairSaga -@Mordicant yeah, but not a medieval western Europe setting, that's been DONE. -@Mordicant and perhaps I am arrogant, but I think I know how to work the young media machine, on twitter, tumblr, etc, for Many Fans :D -RT @pithycomments: THIS is happening in the US. TODAY MT @SaraLang: Looking for a source on #tampongate? @HuffingtonPost's got your back ht… -@Mordicant I think I'm aiming for 60k for the first book. -@Mordicant the characters, characters who I know so well as brothers and sisters. -@Mordicant this story has been boiling in my heart for many years, arranged and rearranged and changed but the constant is not the plot but -@Mordicant it comes in fits and bursts a few thousand at a time. -Current novel wordcount: 40,598. By the definition of Science Fiction and Fantasy Writers of America, that's officially novel-length. -@spacerog yeah, they are new, and REALLY GOOD. -@1BlackICE1 Parsee: the blonde Persian Japanese bridge monster. Sure, green eyes, why not. -Why is jealousy said to be green-eyed? Having good, colorful eyes is something to *be* jealous of. -@d2acc1 it is a chocolate peanut butter one -I've listened to so much vocaloid music that synthesized Japanese sounds more natural to me than organically spoken Japanese. -@inversephase from reddit specifically? :< -There are people on my roof and they are tearing off my roof I'm glad I got the memo from my landlady or I'd be pretty freaked out right now -@Myriachan @rikardlang also, forgot to mention yesterday both my NESs are NES 2s that don't have that connector. -@Myriachan unfortunately, "how do I get this info to someone who both can do something and will" is an Unsolved Problem, case by case -@Myriachan fff, I somehow missed this yesterday. You sent me an email I haven't answered too... -@chbidmead @Falkvinge ie I don't test it, I make it so. -A chiptune - two square waves and one triangle wave - under the proverbial microscope http://t.co/NGba41wUnl -@chbidmead @Falkvinge by using my own layers of encryption, and by prosecuting the government when they're caught spying illegally. -Let's ask this artist from 1893 how "gif" is pronounced http://t.co/SMKzJMWjHW -@chbidmead @Falkvinge I'm a professional security researcher. My every *breath* is making the noise not so empty, good sir. -@Kufat in a bit -Random numbers: finicky http://t.co/aHLSlZsLOG -The landlady's roofing guys decided to park their truck squarely across my front steps. Like, if my door swung outwards, it'd hit them. -@basedwhale yes, so this outrage might stand after all. -Hey whoever thinks "abadidea" is their reddit username: no pretty sure it's mine, stop sending me password reset mails kthx -Peanut butter pop-tarts come six to a box instead of eight. This outrage shall not stand -@chbidmead @Falkvinge that never stopped me from demanding anything I feel I deserve -Also, I shall immediately adopt the term “born offline” to describe the vast chasm crossed only, so far as I know, by @jack_daniel -The fallacy of “you use Facebook so you shouldn’t expect any privacy” http://t.co/np2DEtahqg -@inversephase o/ -@jack_daniel all out of fuzzy pink bras? -@WeldPond you know none of that works for an intelligent child :) -RT @taffer: Rammstein does some coding: https://t.co/1YLQGcKKn2 via @twMaize -@m1sp true story: I use the word “convocation” so much because I attended one every morning for four years in high school -@m1sp I just woke up… -RT @swb1192: NSA gif, Pixar-style. http://t.co/Y86E06IExX cc @aral -@m1sp your new avatar is very you -Amazon browser extension: catastrophically vulnerable tracking code http://t.co/r04HneHwlu -RT @jedisct1: OMG. RT @DefuseSec: This is the worst crypto I've ever seen. http://t.co/iXzMETUWpO #php #cryptofails -Holy moley, someone actually posted half a million dollars for the Facebook not-terrorist kid http://t.co/ZIsVsP4Q3n -It's so cute when a married couple's chat icons go idle at the same time -@jesster_king I got the 64GB and I think about 30GB was free. Ended up compressing the drive, as it has little performance impact. -Google Drive has quit: Reason: PRIMARY KEY must be unique Oh goody goody good, my data feels so safe. -@jesster_king I paid $850 I think, $1000 must be with all the SSD fixings -@jesster_king http://t.co/IeifsKJ34C -@m1sp miiispyyy where did you go I just wrote a whole part where the perspective character is 10yo Eodar -@judsontwit pp-mck MML compiler. Tracker GUIs are the devil's work! -@McGrewSecurity @abby_ebooks I deny everything -# 355458649289793536 -@rikardlang <3 some of them are pretty old and hit some sour notes, but I think I am improving :) -@clerian I absolutely only use the Real True Channels, all expansions are blasphemy -@clerian I use the pp-mck MML compiler -Apparently my Very Special Gift is writing chiptunes that are mistaken for FM chips instead of the plain Nintendo chip. Keep hearing so. -@rikardlang (there's also a few songs in that soundcloud with soundfont cellos and oboes, I trust you can distinguish.) -@rikardlang there's about 24 of them in that there soundcloud :) they are all plain 2A03, no expansion. Two squares, triangle, static -@rikardlang it's the 2A03 <3 Emulated, because getting the sound off my old TV is A Lot Of Work. -It went away after I gave up and rebooted - airplane mode didn't fix it. But I guess that means it wasn't the feds, and that's BORING. -@Kufat ah, good/not good, I can still get messages even though my phone is convinced it's in la la land. -@Kufat kindly text me over real true SMS and let me know when you have. Debugging. -Apparently 108 is sometimes used by spoofers. Why would my phone be presenting a spoofed number as its own to me :/ -@meursalt the emulator I use is Audio Overload -@meursalt I have the powerpak, but that's a lot of work to get the sound off my only compatible TV -Uh... so my phone is self-reporting that its number is in the 108 area code, which I don't even think is real. -I think I found their secret base http://t.co/8jTmS53jTk -I wrote another chiptune, or rather, fixed up and finished one I started last year. https://t.co/D2htI6ZsMZ -It's always the side projects with attack surface that get you owned. https://t.co/JiLPGSGFMb -@m1sp and as an aside, note that all the women on the right-hand side have curly hair, and so does Chakori. -@m1sp what have I done http://t.co/qSrU6X6pLw -@michaelminella some of us prefer to live with fewer failure modes :) -@SamusAranX D': D': D': D': -@SamusAranX FYI your avatar freaks me out. The way he smiles. Never stops smiling. Everyone is h a p p y i n A n i m a l C r o s s i n g -My mouse is on the right, the cable goes left, wraps around keyboard tray, comes back, plugs in on right. Who wired this?! --- oh. Me. -@blowdart the "halfway" part was incidental. I mean as opposed to, like, the first time I heard of these problems, when I was twelve. -@Kufat https://t.co/sjRSTTlqun -@chosafine emphasis on the 2013 :) -Why did it take Microsoft until halfway through 2013 to formally decide to do something about its family problems -“Giving teammate bunny ears in class photo”, 1922. http://t.co/njXfThhpxJ -@savagejen @no_structure the universe ends, is reborn, and the next iteration finds out about your weird fetish. -@leighhollowell ;-; -@vogon I don’t think it will actually change anything. They’ll still show up, and it will still be in lower numbers because sequester.z -RT @atheistium: Just a daily reminder on why so many of us talk about sexism in the games industry and community http://t.co/S0U3lg68sc -@savagejen DID YOU KNOW “MELISSA” MEANS BEEEEEES -Buying a queen bee is $25… buying a queen bee plus literally thousands of bees bees bees is as little as $55. -A very long, wandering, and interesting post on mobile memory management http://t.co/HNra7OtA7K -@Kufat yes, I am unprepared to comment at this time -I’d comment on the Defcon/feds thing, but the site seems to *still* be down. -RT @afreak: Cat is out of the bag! Announcing a beta release of CanaryPW! (https://t.co/om03vAo88Z) - More details here: http://t.co/fo4EMR… -@m1sp ... or at least, that would be the implication in the interpretation of Clarion, which Rashk mostly shares. -@m1sp but anyway, it's a two-edged sword. It might not be Solornel! But that would imply someone kills Solornel while Rashk yet lives... -@m1sp I believe the word you're looking for is foolhardy -@m1sp do you know how many hundreds of times I threatened to drown the computer science lab in my future husband's blood for some offense -@SMBCComics err, has the random comic button always been so... deterministic? -@m1sp in summary: you wanna play the vague prophecy game? We'll play the vague prophecy game. http://t.co/FUny2706mG -@m1sp of course not! I changed the exact time and reason Clarion decided to aspect him. -@m1sp tweaking Solornel's early story to make it cruel in ways I'm surprised I didn't think of sooner. :3 -@iain_chalmers well, they didn't kill Al Capone... -@tapbot_paul someone proud of what they did -@DrPizza @blowdart yeah, I'm just saying, the root of the groupies is his friends instinctively sticking up for him on social media -@blowdart to all appearances, he was a dead normal college kid. Dead normal college kids have friends. -He's accused of 17 capital crimes. There's five dead, and I can't even begin to think of twelve other kinds of capital crimes. -@mleveck I just assume terrorists to have pride and admit they did it (and the evidence he was involved really is quite large) -I must admit I am a bit baffled that Tsarnaev the Younger is pleading innocent on all counts. Did his conveniently dead brother coerce him? -RT @TheOnion: Dzhokar Tsarnaev Rushes Out Of Summer Class To Make Court Hearing http://t.co/tmACylWcEQ -@Chispshot @AmyLukima also, I don’t recommend ending suggestions to women with “honey” -@Chispshot @AmyLukima you know “coworking space” implies she probably has no idea who this person is right -RT @egyp7: WTF? "The webpage at chrome://config/ might be temporarily down or it may have moved permanently to a new web address." -RT @AmyLukima: Guy in my co-working space is loudly talking about how he immediately deletes applications from women. Yay tech! -# 355080904298868736 -@m1sp Rashk, in his 50s http://t.co/dNO19RFngk -Oh good, my iPad connected to “attwifi” in this hotel without asking me. I’m sure there’s 0% chance it’s a rogue access point -The door opens. "Hello sweetheart," I say. "Hello," says a voice too high to be his. I turn. It's Coworker George. Does that make us married -@katzmandu @bdunbar @yesjrk when I make fun of anonymous people, you're not supposed to go and humanize them! -I have been given this screenshot of a now-deleted blogpost in which NASA reveals their admins have no freaking clue http://t.co/I8sQVKENnb -I know almost nothing about DNS and I just manually set up a WWW cname record in literally five seconds. Govt DNS admins, wat r u doin -@grp 404 -@vogon ..... my maiden name is Elliott. My parents, thankfully, did NOT give me a middle name that is also a last name AND a boy's name. -@grp I just set it up on http://t.co/cpqQzwiaPU in under five seconds. -@grp too expensive? Their DNS providers are taking them for a ride, it's a line in a config file. -Whenever the town sends us correspondence, they put my middle name on my stuff but no middle name on my husband's. What's with that -G+ is the ravenous beast which consumes APIs. G+ devours all. http://t.co/GnAfhGCPda -RT @deviousdrdave: @0xabad1dea You could play bullshit bingo http://t.co/nb5W6pfFhn -Blue dot problem solved, but now this banner is stuck over my tweet button. http://t.co/SG7Dz9eGVe -@zoevkl what is your avatar from? -You say mandatory company meeting, I hear two hours to work on my sketchbook -@lebijouambre @iShark5060 @MaxBlumenthal your absolute faith that he'd get off the hook if he was innocent is heartening. -@lebijouambre @iShark5060 @MaxBlumenthal if you think a sarcastic joke against no-one in particular is a real and actionable threat... -The blue dot is fixed, I take all credit -But Cyndi, all my best experiences in life came from meeting strangers on the internet and not telling my parents http://t.co/yT064L1lXK -@Myriachan direct message -.@chriseng I mean it's corny, cheesy, and an assortment of other words to describe things that look silly, not that it's bad per se. -@Xaosopher by silence on the DM wire -If you google "nsa kids" to find that ridiculous website, and click the first result... http://t.co/22DiIPjgmz -@Xaosopher my hordes are disappointing me, so far. -As such, there is a moratorium on sending me DMs until such time as blue dots learn where they belong -I'm so glad read status of DMs is serverside now! Too bad it's currently 100% broken and none of these blue dots will go away for any reason -Someone did the work I was too lazy to and double-checked that @NSApubrel is in fact a parody ;) http://t.co/MYJxRI8ryy -@MalwareJake I’m just reading it… -.@_yossi_ no, there’s a separate fax number. No-one old enough to know what a fax is would confuse a fax and a phone number :) -On NSA website: “Phone number for verification of employment: … All requests must be submitted in writing” -@Kronos666_ @NSApubrel getting verified is actually a pretty opaque and arbitrary process -But the number of government websites that fail to resolve if you omit the “www” from their domain name is astounding. -I genuinely cannot tell if @NSApubrel is a real account or a very in-character joke. -RT @NSApubrel: "Does anyone think about the children?" - Yes, we do: http://t.co/D3yDRpuHZ1 #cryptokids -RT @chort0: Again, not particularly fond of Greenwald, but making up obviously disprovable lies only strengthens his case: http://t.co/8S4H… -@hellNbak_ @WeldPond if by companies you mean large corporations. -RT @dangoodin001: Documents Reveal How the NSA Cracked the CIA's Kryptos Sculpture Years Before the CIA: http://t.co/MsvJQQdW35 by @KimZett… -Whoever is in charge of the Windows App Store needs a wake-up slap http://t.co/RjQun3zQnz -RT @kivikakk: '{"stat":"fail", "code":100, "message":"Invalid API Key (Key not found)"}' -- from flickr's own website using its own API. uh… -@edyong209 @InkfishEP @JackLScanlan we were so wrong… it’s not humans who have souls, it’s worms. -RT @edyong209: WTF? Decapitated Worms Regrow Heads with Memories Still Inside http://t.co/rQOFhMRXb7 HT @InkfishEP -@JackLScanlan you have a sick fetish for convoluted puns -RT @botherder: If the disk is smaller than 50GB, this malware prints "Yeah, right, maybe 5 years ago" and quits https://t.co/dR7WvOlMaq -Siri is in on it… keeps transcribing NSA as NASA. -RT @ashedryden: This is why I have panic attacks about answering emails. #tw http://t.co/t7slhCTTSS -There shall be no tumultuous petitioning in this house http://t.co/TfjvwHme6V -@m1sp btw the sigil of the Republic is now boars as makes sense. Here's Ismyrn and Luzcrezo. http://t.co/fBvbl4lH8T -@m1sp Mispy, if they can't have potatoes because that's new world, they darn well can't have sugar gliders! -@Mordicant House Cuttlefish, led by Fell Lord @pzmyers -@meangrape Ancient and Moste Noble House of Goatse -It's really hard to write fictional royal houses and avoid all mention of wolves (dire or otherwise), dragons, and other such "taken" sigils -@marshray @WeldPond dang man I live in Massachusetts and there are three air conditioning units in my townhouse. Go on strike -@WeldPond should we pay Microsoft royalties every time you can see someone using Windows on camera? :p -@WeldPond a violin can play any genre of music; a match between two players can take on any timbre. It contains rules, but not the outcome. -@WeldPond not to the degree that no two Smash Bros matches are anything at all alike -@WeldPond a game is not sheet music, it is a medium. The experience follows the gamer's direction. -Every time I link a wikipedia article to @m1sp, a long silence follows. I'm pretty sure he's becoming the seed of the singularity -(yes, I am saying playing a game is a type of performance art; and it's not a set, prearranged performance copyrighted by some old fogey.) -Also saying one needs permission to broadcast a live play of a game is not unlike the inventor of violins demanding permission to play one -Some people are telling me they reversed the decision (but I can't get links to load). Sounds like a classic legal department PR bungle -@SwooshyCueb it's not loading... -"We really hate fans and we especially hate it when old games get new fans" - @Nintendo -RT @Kotaku: Nintendo blocks top fighting game tournament from streaming Smash Bros http://t.co/KXPBKuly9M (Fans had raised $95k to get game… -# 354738988189364224 -@m1sp is Tsovinar... smiling?! http://t.co/lLuveTx2eO -The Linux password and Windows password on this old machine are different. I don't remember being that paranoid -Could whoever had me pwned in 2011 DM me my Linux login from about then ? -@m1sp *draws an awesome pterosaur* *realizes she has made the same error as most dragon artists and given it six limbs* -@sam82490 ....... how would it do that? Its level would be below the mountain peaks then, that's the point. -@sam82490 because it won't tunnel through rock -@sam82490 @Kufat right, and the segment where the drain is would empty completely and the rest would stabilize behind their mountains. -@m1sp she gets a lot of use out of one simple word. http://t.co/S8tsCOpa0i -I am technically Dutch and I 100% approve of this plan. http://t.co/1ALnNQNnWT / h/t @Kufat -Lens flare ! https://t.co/jFJIAOLyIn -@hokazenoflames no, it was CS crushing their dream of robot maids -RT @gollmann: Root SSH Key Compromised in Emergency Alerting Systems | http://t.co/mSUqGiHSBu http://t.co/OhmRxQpAGA -@WeldPond eww… -@pewpewarrows @alertnewengland http://t.co/gznnZfpzzA we solved it! -RT @alertnewengland: "Another driver with two eyes...why do we even have a spot for this on tickets?" http://t.co/X6zplM4axA -@m1sp today’s script: in a kind of manga-ish twist, Barsamin realizes Luzcrezo’s girlfriend-in-Canada-type is a bajillionaire -For some reason, the philosophy professors at my university thought it’d be cool to have a Philosophy vs CS debate on AI. Poor souls. -@JastrzebskiJ …. I just realized I have not even seen you in weeks -@natashenka at my uni, we had an AI debate: comp sci vs. philosophy departments. I think the philosophy students cried afterwards. -@thegrugq @snare easy: I don’t drink. But I guess that makes my seemingly drunken antics even worse… -RT @feeniks: Jeeez Microsoft Even though we are all aware of Prism isn't this taking things a bit too brazenly? http://t.co/vmTJlYvPjz -RT @pof: to everyone saying I spoiled @BlueboxSec BH's talk, that's not true: details were already public, see https://t.co/x66eQrQkSO -@strngwys @kvegh I was there a few times during my childhood, but not continually. -Cats and dogs unified by a love of human cosplay, attending furless conventions. The most passionate go shaved in everyday life. -@JackLScanlan I’m a failed European :( -RT @mattblaze: Given how almost cheerful Torontonians look under horrendous flooding, it's clear I'd never qualifiy to be Canadian. http://… -RT @dijkstracula: HN got it right. Twitter's actually a single-threaded select() loop running on a Mac Mini underneath a desk. Don't tell … -RT @edyson: First time I've spotted a #drone warning - near Court Square in Queens. How many to come? http://t.co/nGs5MmXzfM -@nrr perhaps, like me, they live in terror of their electronics being among the mountain of electronics stolen by baggage workers… -@apiary I can at least say I’ve never heard of a corrupt firefighter. That job is pretty hard to do wrong. -RT @timdenee: This little comic about Batman the Hoarder is pretty great. http://t.co/ofxyn8mJTj -RT @marshray: I wonder if these folks criticizing #Snowden for stuff he said pseudonymously on forums when he was 20 realize they're provin… -@meursalt trying to build apache -"WARNING: error: bla bla bla" These words have meanings in programming, computer. Incompatible. meanings. -@m1sp in particular, I'm doing another iteration of adjusting the dialogue of minor characters to be more in-character -@m1sp I JUST WANT MY BABY TO BE PERFECT also it needs a few adjustments to keep the canons aligned -@m1sp also I am editing the heck out of the poor manuscript tonight -@m1sp definitely. Only a very professional internet thief would be able to steal your internets. -RT @m1sp: @0xabad1dea http://t.co/UJOxr2wFwU This is how you protect the internets right -@m1sp I just had a fit that "Kushan" is etymologically disconnected from the rest of the lore and replaced it with "Tarimin" -.@0x17h @stillchip a means of registering I didn't even know existed, and clearly introduced an alternate codepath /cc twitter engineers :p -@0x17h how did you find this -RT @0x17h: @0xabad1dea try to go to this user's main page https://t.co/nGabnFtUW7 -I'm listening to two big tough men loudly trade braiding tips for the sake of their small daughters -I went to a local restaurant and the waitress asked me if my tumblr blog was still popular. She knows too much ! -@WhiteMageSlave if you search for capacitive stylus on amazon it's a completely generic brand -@m1sp I hope I sound like I know about swords http://t.co/1T4qvemBcj -# 354386648718508033 -@m1sp he is definitely the best Occidental http://t.co/rMx8L6aQu2 -@m1sp look at Barsamin you can see his NECK and he’s SMILING for an emotion other than awkwardness he’s all grown up -@m1sp look who it is!! http://t.co/Q3ItC926el -@window !! -@m1sp it’s almost as if a faintly remembered event was interpreted by all parties in a way that appealed to their culture! -@nickdepetrillo @fredowsley ewww, you were camming right next to me?! -Oh my gods. The twitter goddess is real. She has granted our prayers for server-side tracking of which DMs we have read -RT @raffi: we've solved the hardest problem in CS! "Direct messages now sync across all your devices." https://t.co/X8k1NGXxMe -@m1sp :( http://t.co/2mNqeKSKX8 -@m1sp in one of my books of poems, there’s one that’s just straight up “who is the tempter, who is evil and corrupt? Women.” -@m1sp there's an entire section labeled anti-feminine http://t.co/mQJYAzY9Mc -@m1sp http://t.co/9vU7GOzmA6 -*looking out window* "Your husband seems to be outside. I assume he is lost." - @fredowsley -@thegrugq Twitter web interface has decided to auto-prepend new tweets with @thegrugq okay Twitter I know I talk to him but not THAT much -@thegrugq but I haven't gotten an email! I even actually checked my email. -@thegmanehack I heard a lot of people recommend them when godaddy was being godaddyish, and they support unicode domains -@fredowsley @thegrugq … I’ll allow it. -RT @chriseng: I dislike how The Guardian is milking the Snowden story, trickling out in bits (e.g. waiting a month to post Part 2 of June 6… -@MarkKriegsman I swear I just saw like, 30 to 2 in the big glass room -@apiary emphasis on relatively -This seems like a relatively gender-balanced workplace until I see a meeting of the big people up top. -@rbf_ um…. I never said it was -@rbf_ um… that’s still sovereign. They didn’t become a colony or a province of some other place. -@dinodaizovi @dguido is this… a problem y’all have been having, gentlemen? -@rbf_ I meant Japan the sovereign country, with an imperial throne. -@rbf_ I’m just saying, that I believe the Japanese would agree with me that Japan has been Japan for A Very Long Time. -Orwell accused Wells of having some violent agenda against horses… but it was Orwell who sent them to the glue factory :’( -@rbf_ you seem to assume I will defend with vigor every date listed on some http://t.co/UrOpiLliRu page -@rbf_ there was the Shogunate phase too. But there was still an Emperor then too. -@rbf_ there’s still an Emperor. They added representative government, but there’s still an Emperor. -And yes, it turns out defining the starting moment of a country is undecidable in the general case. I know. -@rbf_ Japan’s imperial line is unbroken. That one I will grant being quite ancient. -RT @_FloridaMan: Florida Man Falls Asleep On Couch In The Middle Of Burglary; Found Next Morning By Homeowner | http://t.co/ByZXU71Ou0 -@0x6D6172696F sir I like the way you think -@innismir I’d personally consider that whole revolution thing to be starting over, but I guess they reckon it as just a reform… -RT @jbrodkin: Noticing any slow/buffering/non-functional YouTube videos? Send me links if so, doing some YouTube performance testing. -I don’t think there is anything quite so unsettling as the receding timestamps on the online activity of the newly dead. -@drewtoothpaste @vogon oh my gawd is that a PEAR? My life’s ambition is to eat a pear, of which hundreds grow in this town. -RT @ioerror: Pro-tip: if you want me to do a Skype interview about #Snowden, I'm not even going to reply to your email. -@randyknobloch @DrPizza “Misty Shock” is definitely a stripper supervillain name. And I say that as someone called Misty in high school… -The average age of today’s governments is younger than you think, except Japan really skews the average. http://t.co/VQ6U3B3Aai -@octal @thegrugq I definitely mind the intel a mite more -@snare Mr. Dawkins is plenty smart as long as you realize his erudite tower reaches into the clouds… -@wwwtxt this is a definition of car fax with which I was previously unfamiliar ! -@DrPizza they seem to have some sort of single vendor deal going though… wonder how steep the discounts are. -RT @DrPizza: I want to work for Contoso corp. They are consistent early adopters for shiny new tech. -RT @nicktail: Nintendo managed to not notice a month-long brute force attack... http://t.co/lFiKSLO199 -In this RT: I can’t make this stuff up. -RT @whitehouse: Obama: "We’ve made huge swaths of your government more efficient, more transparent, and more accountable than ever before."… -@Jodzio yes, I got a fellow woman pregnant, I’m just that hot. -@octal @thegrugq except for the way this guy’s happy go lucky one-way signing implicates a bunch of people together -I think the Starbucks lady thinks I'm Coworker George's other woman. And his wife is pregnant. -@m1sp also, Houri has a lot more of it, but she’s still in harmless nascent sidekick stage -@m1sp I think the GoT way of putting this would be waking the eagle -@kivikakk so… is that your name now, Amelias, in the plural ? -@puellavulnerata btw your key-signing fan is easy to find on twitter, if you haven’t checked. Must be him, timeline is very leak-centric -The key problem with PGP is that the web of trust can have one-way nodes inserted nilly-willy. http://t.co/OZJqgCiXUE oh and metadata leaks -@Viss and the only reason I’m not on that list is I forgot to sign @puellavulnerata’s key because my local installation was broke… -@gsuberland I suspect someone may have been trying too hard to make fun of “there’s no such thing as rape” -@iShark5060 @MaxBlumenthal oh yeah I complain. I complain a lot. But I’d never think “I should call the cops and hope he rots in jail!” -@rantyben get your mind out of that gutter ! -@iShark5060 @MaxBlumenthal sounds like a good way to become too frightened to say much of anything -@iShark5060 @MaxBlumenthal what did we learn? You go to jail for pre-crime. -@m1sp last one tonight I swear http://t.co/EMUg1HTPha -@thegmanehack but it’s at http://t.co/1FUyPttxdD if you want to ping it gently :p -@thegmanehack I’ve been using it as a general Linux, even ran dwarf fortress over ssh -@thegmanehack I bumped up the ram to 1GB I think… -@thegmanehack I’m quite satisfied, and it’s speedy from most of the world, it’s like, two hops from Amsterdam… -RT @MikeTaylor: Not sure whether to laugh or cry at: How many historians does it take to change a light bulb? (with peer-review): http://t.… -@m1sp the perfect excuse to draw Bars with his hair down! http://t.co/Z9Lxa9CJXZ -@m1sp writing dialogue for clever little girls is my one true joy in life http://t.co/WUyknME8wg -@puellavulnerata curse you autocorrect -@puellavulnerata stop repressing their /user/lib/ERTY -RT @tab2space: I’m sure they were just plumbers. http://t.co/Wt8bSCGzTr -@nickdepetrillo … this picture is definitely better. If you were wondering. -@homakov the state-run lotteries are considered by some people to be one of the worst things the US government does… -@homakov it’s a lottery if you buy numbered tickets, and they draw the winning number, who gets the money. -@misuzulive yaaaaay -RT @MaxBlumenthal: 19-year-old kid jailed for a sarcastic comment on Facebook. Now he's on suicide watch. Who's next? http://t.co/xTmXgGFqz… -@Viss ohhh baby your signal’s so cleeeaaaan -@DrPizza they are almost all from cargo trucks, out all day every day in the summer heat -@m1sp Should rename the book "teenagers generating international incidents" http://t.co/sMiDAJYbPB -# 354022889118384129 -@m1sp one of these people is not cut out for intrigues. http://t.co/jlvJKy85yu -@m1sp then be a good friend and star my drawings :p -@m1sp arai arai! http://t.co/kSnwvVDzg6 -@m1sp *poke* chats? -@m1sp and that's why Hayr resolves he'd sooner throw himself off a mountain than join a camp. -@m1sp a bit deliberate! The boy shirking off arranged marriage is their cultural archetype rebel -@m1sp no, no, Kandakari and Arakel have two different aspects, only one of which remains in Tokhar. The aspect of truth drifts. -@m1sp anyway if you still have the link I've been expanding the lore book -@ibutsu @m1sp Petragon, named for its stonework, is one of my fictional countries - the token white people. -@m1sp I think that anyone in Petragon too old for fairy tales would say that the story is greatly exaggerated. It's just *Antaram.* -@Kufat this is your notice that I have bailed -I had a dream that I came upon a rural homestead, abandoned. One word hurriedly carved into the snowdrifts: "UNIX" -@marshray pretty sure that only helped software piracy… -RT @RealTimeWWII: Col. Amilakvar wears dress uniform (no helmet) in battle: "When one risks meeting God, one must be properly dressed." htt… -@marshray privateer has a nice roguish ring to it… -Incidentally, “illegal x: don’t do it because of punishment z” is possibly the most circular argument I have ever seen seriously used. -RT @awallens: I asked Siri: When is my next appointment with Beth?" She said, "I don't see any appointments with Death!" Um, good to know! … -@CyborgCode there is no trick. It’s a completely false dichotomy that a woman can be attractive OR she can pursue job skills. -@CyborgCode the fact that you think so means you have bought in to patriarchal ideology :( -RT @dhh: Thousands of spies and billions of equipment will find a way to justify itself by inventing new enemies far beyond their original … -“Illegal gambling: it isn’t worth the risk. Because we’ll set you up then murder you over two thousand dollars.” http://t.co/ALzN98LpGC -RT @maradydd: This is the only 3rd Amendment claim I've ever seen in my life. Are they working backward? http://t.co/0zrlq6nrFj -@DrPizza and the reason they’re not only still open, but USA is spending a fortune on an entirely new facility in Germany, etc ? -You do realize I know all the reasons and I’m making an observation that we are imperialistic right -@DarrenPMeyer I know a country called France who would object to that assertion… -@Sonikku_a and we’re so worried about Germany? :) -@HersonHN the country -I’ve always thought it strange that America has military bases in Europe but Europe doesn’t have any in America. -@hemantmehta ohh, that explains why everyone I ever knew is dead ! -RT @chriseng: On Android, Google replaced the Talk app with the Hangouts app, but in alphabetical view, the Hangouts icon still shows up wi… -RT @MadSagamoreBrdg: Don't worry, I know there was a power outage but I don't run on electricity. I run on the frustration of people stuck … -RT @suigenerisjen: Anyone who isn't outraged by this isn't awake http://t.co/1xkdUssEgA -RT @zoeimogen: I'm told I do not have eldest daughter's school report because the apostrophe in our surname broke the school computer syste… -RT @20000TinyJars: if you see someone staring into space dont bother them bc theyve just leveled up and are allocating stats & skills and w… -@rgov someone mentioned that it has a high number of users in Certain Countries. -@m1sp http://t.co/hEBiix4XAH -@QuantumG dang... that's actually... a really good price, aside from the fact that it'd be a cruel prank -@innismir thank gods it wasn't actually the one with the blue light. It's better and they stopped making them. -I seem to have finally succeeded in frying one of the $10 dongles. A moment of silence… -@theROPfather though of course there’s a lot of perfectly fine music which imitates it in broad terms with the blips and the bloops :) -@theROPfather if someone doesn’t mention what model chip the song is for, it’s probably not a chiptune proper. -@theROPfather it has the very specific meaning of being produced by a programmatically manipulated synthesizer chip -There should be audio attached to hear satanic!Miku... https://t.co/lNaz2ksvK8 -When I started the Eve client, it broke OSX's sound somehow so that it's only playing lower components. Hatsune Miku sounds... satanic -# 353661539728900096 -@scottmarkwell based on the frequency I suspect it’s related to the lower touchscreen initializing. -@Kim_Bruning @blowdart I don’t like it. The style grates on my nerves. -Watch out world! I now know the exact frequency to scan to detect a Nintendo 3DS boot sequence. No secret is safe! -“… I can’t pick up any FM stations. They’re all static!” … *unplugs the entirely powered off Terrible Laptop from charger* “There they are!” -@stiabhang no and not yet -There is a checkerboard pattern on a subset of the LCD I'm tempesting. I'm so close I can taste it. http://t.co/N4oDNWs7RL -@DarrenPMeyer it wouldn't be a problem if my algorithm actually worked, but I'm stuck in the tweak-and-rerun loop :p -(I'm actually only processing an array of ten million things, but it can only possibly be more true of a billion. Especially with 8GB ram.) -It takes far too long to cast an array of a billion things to a billion other things in Python #firstworldscienceproblems -@blowdart I think I was twelve the last time I actually went to a fanfiction site to read fanfiction. -@The1TrueSean I'm telling @WhiteMageSlave all about what a meanie you are -@The1TrueSean @WhiteMageSlave I can't tell if you don't know you're being made fun of -@The1TrueSean @WhiteMageSlave my asquib what? -@WhiteMageSlave TECHNOMAGE -@WhiteMageSlave NO I AM NOT A MUGGLE I AM NOT I AM NOT I AM NOOOOOOOOT -@WhiteMageSlave I was in Salem not two nights ago and I didn't meet any witches :( -#fanfictiontaughtme you can get your Hogwarts letter even if you're American!... ... ... I was a lonely child -@ScratchFreedom @MyLittleDroney I’m not adverse to it but I’ve only seen like one episode ;) the pinkie pie is a good luck talisman I guess! -. @MyLittleDroney , my little droney, death from the skies, it’ll be a surprise ! http://t.co/F8ehhhJlPT -@Myriachan ha, they’d never give me one no matter how nicely I asked, I bet :) -@savagejen @th3j35t3r as usual, he seems upset there are countries other than America which get up to country-ish activities occasionally -I dream of the weirdest tech- like an electronic pink diary with a hash breaker feature for breaking into other diaries -Gah I can't escape the surveillance !! http://t.co/nR1SATU4XO -@snare if those are my only choices, I’ll take fight -RT @jzy: Outside graphic isn't as good as it used to be. http://t.co/TrhErGu2c1 -Wait, did the US seriously send Venezuela an extradition request after they’d already offered asylum? Horse, barn, and the barn is on fire -RT @scanlime: The Zynga mistake reminds me of back when I managed to register "mailer-daemon@aol.com"... http://t.co/W7tjJeKIUG -@apiary hot -RT @kevinmitnick: WOW! Venezuela President offered Snowden asylum. USA shouldn't have messed with the President of Boliva's flight. http://… -@DrPizza DH complains of the same thing -@m1sp http://t.co/R1iqrNilHG -@nickm_tor *googles* wtf -@m1sp you disappeared without sharing an opinion ;-; -@Baneki @nickm_tor I know they're alpacas, but that doesn't alliterate ! -@nickm_tor llama lovin' http://t.co/48O311OMCy -@JeffCurless @The1TrueSean gods deliver me, he's even worse than the husband I got -I heard Irish music in my house. I came downstairs and my husband was gone but @The1TrueSean was just sitting there like he lives here -# 353286342286901250 -From the dictionary of the ancient Tocharian language http://t.co/ZxU6T4a0NE -Next edition of "abadidea draws angry girls" http://t.co/N6iJ9MMmVd -RT @DoritosOntario: @SaddestTiger What you're feeling is the actual universe. This is existence. A brutal, unrelenting, laborious drudge. P… -RT @AndrewCrow: My #Comcast #Xfinity experience: Rep: "I see your modem in our system and it's online and fine." Me: "Really? It's curren… -@m1sp wake uuuuuup I have stuuuuuuff -@tenfootfangs also my stories have snakes as a motif of one of the cultures so yeah. -@zaralynda @azurelunatic mayhaps twitter needs a downvote button... -@tenfootfangs I just wanted to make sure, for purposes of writing a fairy tale, that pythons can measure at least as long as a person. -"google, python length" "the length of a list can be found by..." "google, just this once, python length SNAKE" -@JavaKrypt @pandy92 away from this, actually. Obsession with gender roles is a mark of early stages of human cultures. -(Congress people do not automatically get a *true* clearance but they get a lot more than the normal humans.) -@innismir indeed, they don’t HAVE clearance, but they still have broad access to classified information. -And if you were refused a clearance and then got elected to congress, I don’t think anyone could do anything about that! (Or could they?) -@raudelmil you don’t have to convince them *you deserve a security clearance.* :) -It occurs to me that being elected to congress would be less paperwork than getting a security clearance the conventional way -@blowdart yeah… sigh -People complain about other people who look at phones in public. But they’re a lot less intrusive than newspapers. http://t.co/ZRgJb1hCVb -@BettorOffSingle pff…. Snerk…. Hahahahahahaha this is a good parody account -@IndigoCCS you stole my clever tweet! I’ll report you as spam! (Nah but really, please do.) -@chort0 idg… oh -FOIA requests denied because that would prove they have capabilities they want us to think they don’t, then. https://t.co/89PMfqqpss -RT @aestetix: "Your request is denied because the fact of the existence or non-existence of response records is a .. classified matter." -RT @aestetix: Wow, my FOIA request to the NSA for my phone records was denied. Fuck you, NSA. -RT @KillerMikeGTO: I read this and........"Naw I'm cool" http://t.co/x8fXPG1tvC -@grahamvsworld @innismir need to meet more government contractors then! -RT @TetZoo: Look: holotype of Eocene #lizard Yantarogekko, preserved in Baltic amber. Incredible, c54 million yrs old! #reptiles http://t.c… -@OrwellUpgraded I said don’t use it as a social justice button, not don’t use it as a report spam button o_O -RT @pandy92: There's a website selling wigs for baby girls so they don't get mistaken for baby boys. It starts early. http://t.co/g1fElY7A3a -@nickm_tor there’s a llama one too… -Please don’t use “report as spam” as some kind of social justice button. Even if it’s an abusive account, you’re just being abusive too -@BettorOffSingle … well, I think *everyone* is better off if *you’re* single, yes! -@geekable I want you to know I live next to a Dunkin Donuts and never go. -@SimonZerafa certainly not! There are artists a thousand times better who need the money. -@tangenteroja Salem murdered “witches,” which was basically any woman who was the slightest bit odd. -@m1sp so. much. LORE. http://t.co/JLczROwm3e -@no_structure DON’T MESS WITH THEM. http://t.co/zogXMEbyYF -@GermanCityGirl @The1TrueSean am I the only one who doesn’t understand why an Amazon princess wears the star spangled banner -RT @natashenka: You say my code is self-modifying like it's a bad thing -@matthew_d_green and then every time Amazon's East Coast availability zone goes down we have a global traffic jam -Salem, Massachusetts apparently rejects traffic-sensitive traffic signals as witchcraft -My hobby: seeing how young I can make myself look by making my pupils big http://t.co/sVpRxPENuD -@ra6bit ever hear New World Symphony? Russians got the American music thing NAILED. -@flyhachi probably not, as we already have a cross-country trip coming up... :( -They're playing the 1812 song live and the fireworks are gonna be the cannons eeeee! -Animal Crossing blue-screened. http://t.co/qAaK5qf3nV -My favorite thing is when twitter silently fails to post images over 3G -@tangenteroja though a few hundred years ago I'd have been murdered here -@tangenteroja I'm here. I posted a picture. I just like ships :) -This guy is breaking my heart with reading the Gettysburg Address -My animal crossing town is now open, over 3G, at the beach -Nice town, Salem. http://t.co/uou6hCOkyr -# 352927361571889153 -Going to fireworks … at the beach! 🎆🏄 #America:#TheGoodParts -@grp @comex aw man, evil organizations never try an’ recruit ME… -@kragen because of things related to that, yes -I’ve been angry since literally three minutes after I woke up, so here’s another angry girl #arttherapy http://t.co/GCLcWJB57f -@0x17h sometimes you read too much into things. -@jesster_king they’re apparently not on there. -@0x17h it was never perfect so we should just give up ! -@jesster_king to stick it into another thing -@loganb that... makes sense, if you don't say restaurant. Sorry :p -@jrmithdobbs do you know how many THOUSANDS of real-world buffer overflows I've seen with my own eyes at work? Not "perpetuating" jack. -@jrmithdobbs in C/C++, Java, .NET, PHP, etc, pretty much everything except Javascript, which needed manual prodding. -@jrmithdobbs and I note that this entire process was an EXCEPTION to our usual methods; you never hear about our thousands of routine scans. -@jrmithdobbs it uses sound, non-novel algorithms. The bug was not in a novel (homegrown) algorithm, it was in an entropy failure. -Somehow missed this when it came out... really good owning of a Chromebook. http://t.co/hAH4qJDIUw -@THEwmAnderson they save crummy jpegs to the SD card -I don't suppose there's a way to coax Animal Crossing into not saving screenshots at super low quality -I'm *so close* to having a theme going. Anyone have any high-tech things they want to gift me? http://t.co/MwONOdJ5kJ -@bascule and only America could not understand they’re being called barbarians with that statement -Paula, you are a bear. In a video game. You are not “busy until 3:00.” You are wandering around shaking virtual trees -An AI in Animal Crossing just made an appointment with me to hang out at 3pm. And I feel obligated to show up. Ffff. -@ErrataRob @mikko you know, in most legends, the one who wins the impossible dare for a marriage is killed, imprisoned, or tricked out of it -@jrmithdobbs clearly, you’re so privy to our conversations and business contracts that you must be the NSA… -@jrmithdobbs And it was hyped by Not Us, and *at the time* we tried to tone down the hyping of it, because it wasn’t cryptanalysis. -@jrmithdobbs take a stand against WHAT? We did what we do and were honest about what we did. -@jrmithdobbs wow, if it is fraud to not find 100% of all possible bugs after saying we won’t, the whole industry really is screwed. -@jrmithdobbs but it wasn’t up to me, and I’ll get in trouble again if I keep yelling about it :( -@jrmithdobbs if it had been up to me I would have said to refuse the contract because it’s too far off from our core service -@jrmithdobbs did you actually read the report? -I started up Animal Crossing without an SD card and it punished me with three dialog boxes before it told me what was wrong #uirage -.@thecharrr then we shall INVADE Animal Crossing and LIBERATE THEM. -Time to find out if Animal Crossing celebrates America Day I guess -@gsuberland don’t be silly. There’s no such thing as numbers BETWEEN powers of two. -@WarOnPrivacy same here :p but the east coast is quite vertical -@WarOnPrivacy in all fairness, I grew up accustomed to ten-hour car rides at the drop of a hat -Apple Maps, how far to Salisbury beach? “13 hours” Okay, how far to the Salisbury beach IN THIS STATE? “Oh. Forty minutes” -@WarOnPrivacy also, sorry, still pretty small ;) -@WarOnPrivacy but the only person who lives in the western half of Massachusetts is @Paucis__Verbis -Goodness, I keep forgetting how small Massachusetts is… http://t.co/i1UGF1PqHT (also, my, what classy fonts you have!) -@DarthNull @i0n1c I’m pretty sure it’s one of those things where there are more people making fun of dummies than original dummies. -@jcran NSA has added you to list “NSA/watch” -@SimonZerafa ie it’s only a bug BECAUSE the entropy of the result matters in context. -@SimonZerafa go look at any list of common JavaScript errors, calculating the entropy of something won’t be on the list :p -@brinxmat but in the end you must understand the remark was playful. People in England in the 1770s stood up for us to the king -@brinxmat yes, that kind of supports my point ;) the first waves, who did the hardest part, were religious exiles, criminals, etc. -@SimonZerafa in the end the bug comes down to where I always said the bugs would be in JS — the genre of casting errors. -@SimonZerafa we don’t specifically offer JavaScript line-by-line auditing, no. At least not yet. -@SimonZerafa we did a manual penetration test to verify that it behaved as the spec advertised. -@brinxmat ah, back in the old days, we did it with slavery and indentured servitude (which is slavery with a time limit, for Europeans!) -.@j4cob well, I wasn’t on a phone, though perhaps it can’t distinguish between iPhones and iPads reliably… -@brinxmat I don’t think I know many Europeans who immigrated so recently, they’re vastly outnumbered by the Indians and Koreans :) -Anyway @kaepora claims that one-on-one conversations, which is I presume where the most sensitive stuff is, were not affected -@hackerfantastic what! How do you have almost as many as me -Anyway, if anyone wants to have a fight over audits of enciphered felines, I’m totally game as long as we do it where my boss can’t see. -RT @Number10cat: The Home Office is using an online tool that recognises sarcasm. Great work guys... http://t.co/RSw0nU02hC -“Oops, you will need to generate a temporary password on twitter dot com to contine.” Err, why not just text me my login code…? -RT @cryptocatapp: Blog Post — New Critical Vulnerability in Cryptocat: Details and more: https://t.co/Hu7WbKFSqt -RT @Pinboard: Towards the end of his demo, Doug Engelbart skips over some material for lack of time. That's why we don't have hoverboards t… -The little firebrand is stirred to wrath by a bug. The little firebrand has cold water poured over her head and is told to go back to bed -@andreybelenko @chriseng @thegrugq @solardiz @WeldPond and as it pertains to entropy amount, I’d classify that as cryptanalysis. -@andreybelenko @chriseng @thegrugq @solardiz @WeldPond it’s a stupid bug, but looks like more than one smart person didn’t quite catch it. -@solardiz @WeldPond @andreybelenko @thegrugq (yeah, this one was a manual. Our magic engine doesn’t support JavaScript analysis) -@rantyben @chriseng @thegrugq @solardiz @andreybelenko @WeldPond not a comprehensive source audit and certainly not a proper cryptanalysis -@rantyben @chriseng @thegrugq @solardiz @andreybelenko @WeldPond it was a time-limited exterior manual penetration test 1/2 -RT @EdwardTufte: An enormous contribution to the art of scaling by placing object of known size into a graphic. http://t.co/RrLRStvYvF #d… -@chriseng @thegrugq @solardiz @andreybelenko @WeldPond Namely, that it was using known-good algorithms and such. -@chriseng @thegrugq @solardiz @andreybelenko @WeldPond and we don’t do cryptanalysis. The report enumerates what was checked wrt crypto -@blowdart no actually the last one it’s seriously a tigger word with me for real. -@brinxmat ungrateful? America was built by the people Europe didn’t want! -@blowdart ..... ouch dude, trigger word -@geekable and Thomas Jefferson owned slaves and George Washington probably was mean to someone once. -@geekable spying on someone you are formally at war with is a trifle different from spying on a beloved ally. Even if they're both England. -@CreetureNZ and most of them, including the 4th, very specifically address something they were fed up with. -All the British are sleeping, they can't object. -On a lighter note, Happy IN YOUR FACE ENGLAND Day -Happy Fourth of July America. The Fourth Amendment is one of the things we had to fight a war to have. -RT @zephyrfalcon: @0xabad1dea You should make a game where you throw angry girls at chauvinist pigs :P -Abadidea Boots Up Bootleg Pokemon! http://t.co/5PN7k5J46y tonight: an old man gives me the thing good! -@adamely @supersat yeeeaah... The store detects only the most trivially overt stuff -@xa329 @ra6bit http://t.co/E0tJ2XvZaN -@Disguised99 chemistry, he is from an educated country and he shall have it called *chemistry*! -(I lied. Sometimes I draw pensive boys) http://t.co/Qfccbn9Toc -@ra6bit also, it’s okay, you can say “it’s the glasses… and being stocky… and angry.” -@ra6bit she usually wears these bigger more kawaii ones. http://t.co/ji7hodau4m -@ra6bit dangit @ternus thought this character looks like me too But she is NOT the one who snaps and kills everyone -Fact: the only thing I draw is angry girls. Dozens of notebooks of angry girls http://t.co/a9kK9GslvO -(Uncropped source, because it's really quite pretty. Yes, I'm researching historical costume design...) http://t.co/gWyUTjI8M7 -@CharlieEriksen it's really just a markov chain run over tweets... @m1sp birthed it one night -"I think we're better off as friends. Why don't you ask my sister out?" "Giiirrrrrl don't try to pass him off on me" http://t.co/s2kLiOyF9N -@NireBryce I cower in the suburbs, I'm afraid. -Folk north of Boston: what sort of outdoor nonsense should I drag my <s>cave troll</s> husband to tomorrow? -Okay I get it’s a Blackhat talk but wow this disclosure is a tease http://t.co/8DUR28PaSx -“The United States does not support specific individuals or political parties” Sure, sure. http://t.co/eSxhHgjnfm -@botnet_hunter this particular site - you will know it by its good taste in pink - has done right by me in the past -I find it bizarre that a payment processor would have a rule against anonymization services as if it were immoral http://t.co/BhF6nuaDha -@kivikakk actually, I need to learn more, and learning from a technical document like this would probably be easiest for me ! -@marginoferror you can copy multiple lines without the line numbers, as it’s a table cell or some such -@marginoferror fprintf(stderr ,"引数が足りません\n"); -@dijama yeah I don’t type it out directly to avoid automated spamming -@dijama it’s not particularly secret… -It then turned out I can’t actually read Japanese. http://t.co/wUZCuICqFz -Success! The publisher takes Paypal. I have the PDF \o/ -Our little AI project apparently considers Minecraft to be an arousing word https://t.co/Njvr5PLlpa -Currently seeing if I can stumble through the publisher’s site for it… -# 352577240799780865 -Unfortunately, Amazon.jp won’t let me send to my dirty American kindle… or I’d totally buy it to support this masterpiece -@kivikakk pro -Proof: gcc is not the most kawaii compiler http://t.co/V9ZIxUt0ol -@mof18202 @nrr @_am3thyst k… k… kawaii （≧∇≦） -@_am3thyst @nrr I know the *book* is real, I mean did it really appear in some anime ! -@Tomi_Tapio I find it physically difficult to tap-to-close such pictures -@nrr is that… the original text? -@ErrataRob @donicer @Apofus no doubt a green laser pen will now be as sure a sign of terror as a Casio compass watch -@rallat @bbhorne either it’s old or made from simple, reliable parts. -RT @bbhorne: Here's the inside of the bug that Ecuador found at their London embassy: http://t.co/pDKUgEdN4C -RT @Zookus: Note to the person currently running @MtGox. Twitter has a cap of 140 characters. You shouldn't try to type out a full e-mail r… -@natashenka perhaps old hoary nesasm ? It will generate an iNES header but you can lop that off… -RT @savagejen: There are nationwide protests against NSA spying tomorrow, the 4th of July. Find your local protest: http://t.co/bCSeI22ko4 -I've discovered I can control the weather. If I set something on a windowsill to warm up, the sun will retreat behind clouds. -RT @RT_com: BREAKING: Al Jazeera #Egypt offices raided as national broadcast shut down: http://t.co/8jxskuArBN -Let me sing for you the song of my people http://t.co/Di4YvioO9T -@veorq @marshray the correct exponent is never 1. -I get nervous when I see @julianor tweet acronyms… -RT @jricole: Dear Egyptian revolutionaries: Just remember, we in US already have dibs on July 4; so hurry up or slow down -@solak @Veracode ugh, I couldn’t eat that, it looks like mould… -@noirinp @superglaze @hypatiadotca I have no idea what’s going on but I want more of it ! -RT @noirinp: RT @superglaze OK, this European Parliament debate on #PRISM just got very weird http://t.co/lNEMHmzsrx -RT @SteveD3: On the other hand, this is funny. http://t.co/H76P2EI0ab -@gsuberland they didn’t “pick a slogan.” To my understanding it was a spontaneous response to singing religious songs to tick ‘em off. -@joecarter @gsuberland what’s wrong with “hoes before embryos”? I do indeed value allegedly loose but sentient humans over pre-sentients. -@chriseng I'm checking who RTs this... *cough* @fredowsley -RT @chriseng: OH: "When I first joined the company, I thought it was @0xabad1dea's full-time job to tweet." -If you start a PHP hate blog on tumblr, people will send you mails asking for homework assistance. -@kcarmical postcards are treated differently and often “lost” so I was just gonna go ahead and write on envelopes that won’t fall to bottom -@kcarmical randomly on the envelope, it’d need a valid address. -A fun experiment would be to send letters with encrypted text written on the outside of the envelope and see who freaks out. -RT @ioerror: This is a privacy violation that nearly everyone understands: http://t.co/6AaWs2zWoI #USPS #NSA #postalspying -@McGrewSecurity and that’s a problem, if it doesn’t work both ways. -RT @LINGUISTICSHULK: HULK USE SINGULAR "THEY!" PEOPLE UNDERSTAND! HULK SMASH PRESCRIPTIVISM! #linguistics #language #descriptivism -@katzmandu @MrToph oh, and people actually *trying* to smuggle weapons on planes have a near 100% success rate :) -@katzmandu @MrToph only if you suppose that small weapons found in luggage correlates with in-flight murders prevented. -RT @MrToph: The TSA has an instagram account. Your tax dollars at work. http://t.co/S9ooIngLti -@m1sp that sounds like a prophecy or something -RT @xeni: Obama warned of retaliation for any nation aiding Snowden. But today, South America is pissed. Pres of Argentina calls emergency … -I certainly have learned the names of a lot of presidents and prime ministers recently -RT @BBCBreaking: Bolivian President Morales says diverting his plane was "an offence against the country", via @BBCGavinHewitt http://t.co/… -RT @mrbellek: Hey Ubisoft, your email telling me to reset my password because you were hacked is flagged by Gmail as a phishing scam. Good … -@m1sp a guard! With a name! http://t.co/QFFD0DeKpb -@thegrugq you’re actually right this time -@thegrugq I’ve seen you, you’re not too fat. I could totally shift you if I threw my weight into it… -@thegrugq I’ll shift u -@thegrugq if America wants to be called a lady she had best act like one even around people she considers small folk -@killerswan @oh_rodr me either, but I’m rather against organized religion in the general case -Due to Klout’s algorithm, I was once the world’s leading Hitler authority, beating out seventeen parody accounts and one guy who was serious -@killerswan @oh_rodr I’m sure people lacking basic sanitation will be pleased to know that the political landscape has obsoleted a word. -@janinda @oh_rodr I was once The top klout result FOR HITLER -@oh_rodr @killerswan the argument is that it slowly begins with a distinct lack of a distinct moment sometime after conception. -@oh_rodr @killerswan Ferns are alive. *Bacteria* is alive. It’s harder to prove something ISN’T alive, when you get too philosophical. -@oh_rodr @killerswan I’m happy for your baby but that is such a straw man argument ;) of course it’s alive. -@oh_rodr @killerswan sadly? Sounds like a happy occasion -@oh_rodr @killerswan if someone abuses that protection of the mother’s life, they can answer to their gods. -@oh_rodr @killerswan the law draws the line on the side of “you know, sometimes women DIE if they can’t abort, we should make room for that” -@killerswan @oh_rodr also, there are many religions in the world with priests, and the requirements for all of them tend to vary :) -@killerswan @oh_rodr you don’t need a law to stop you from doing something you sincerely believe is wrong. -@killerswan @oh_rodr I’m just saying, when there’s no clear line, there’s no one answer, if you think something is right then do it. -@Scott_SanfordTX @0x17h someone can’t tell when they’re being trolled. -@oh_rodr many do. If they don’t, it turns out they have moral agency of their own. -@oh_rodr one should ask their priest, or themselves. -RT @billkendrick: @a_greenberg @0xabad1dea Clint Eastwood should interview Snowden's emtpy chair -@oh_rodr only for medical reasons. No sane person suddenly changes their mind that far in. -@innismir goodness I just googled that. That seems unwise also, but at least they had some sort of reason -❝technical difficulties❞ now with bigger quotes -RT @alanc: @0xabad1dea for bigger quote marks, just use ❝more unicode❞ http://t.co/npNMTP1Xeo & http://t.co/JBZI49VXQR -Harsh: “now the colonies are not in the Americas, they’re in Europe” https://t.co/WNzdBHJ4zL -Bolivia claims two different airports turned them away for “technical reasons.” I can’t make those quote marks any bigger -@pborenstein @CFKArgentina I’m not happy either. My government is engaging in puerile behavior. -@vogon according to other news sources, they were told they had to be searched and the president rightfully flipped his wig -I have never heard of a head of state’s plane being searched. Imagine if some random country wanted to search Obama’s plane? -RT @a_greenberg: I can't believe another Snowden news story has been illustrated with an empty plane seat. http://t.co/JhItP8mJzl -Everyone, whether you have a pgp key or not, search your email and see if anything unexpected pops up http://t.co/WTzCatGTBL /nod @kaepora -And on that subject, this is my public key. It’s huge because including my avatar was completely necessary. http://t.co/vehdEfcun5 -@kevinmitnick well then he turned 30 -@dakami security product? It’s already encrypted. I’m only worried about reliability of transport and storage. -@kaepora @charliesome perhaps they mean to use it to sign things -@dakami maybe if twitter wasn’t notoriously flaky :p -@charliesome @kaepora that’s… only in theory, if you ever need to email arbitrary strangers. -Surely there must be a more reliable means to send encrypted messages than pasting them 140 characters at a time onto twitter! -RT @kaepora: WTF?! There is a fake PGP key for my email address that was generated last week. DO NOT USE: http://t.co/UvlCSqhxtQ -@Anon_Central @druidian someone’s never been trampled… -Aw yeah lay down those well-tempered beats (is what I imagine Bach’s groupies said) -@NedGilmore I did consider “unwitting” to be an essential part of what I said -@NedGilmore Not getting your rights is wrong. Getting your rights and not realizing you’re lucky in that respect is the blinder of privilege -RT @KimJongNumberUn: Today I am officially offering asylum to Edward Snowden's laptops. -@JeffCurless I was set off by someone who didn’t understand why anyone would be afraid of cops. After all, they *did* help him. -@JeffCurless but this isn’t “white guilt” I’m talking about. I’m talking about being blissfully ignorant of problems that don’t affect you -@JeffCurless Massachusetts is indeed the closest to Utopia I’ve ever found in this country. -@JeffCurless then you live in Utopia, is there room? -@JeffCurless replace with your local group who frequently enjoys the benefit of the doubt in the legal system based on appearance -RT @kll: O.O this. is. awesome. Real Life Tron on an Apple IIgs http://t.co/Gc1PoPDzRm cc @0xabad1dea -Chiptune ! Just a short simple one. https://t.co/HjEBSVSS0B -@txs well, while we’re on the subject, I think only about one in a hundred of its tweets are funny… -@whyallthenoise I must have told the psychiatrists three billion times I wasn’t depressed and they acted like they didn’t even hear me -@HersonHN how did you know my secret of being a bot -(I’m not depressed ! Just for some reason I feel tears in my eyes at the slightest provocation recently, spilled my coffee, crying time!) -The good news: haven’t had a random panic attack in a while! The bad news: random crying spells o_O 😢 -RT @USDayofRage: Bolivian presidential plane forced to land in Austria over suspicions Snowden on board — RT News: http://t.co/Fr7fYAL0c4 -@InfoSecRumors @txs @SecurityHumor is this true ?! -Unwitting White Privilege: the system genuinely helped you out when you needed it, so why would anyone be against the system? -RT @qwghlm: Pointless pedantry to rival @StealthMountain - Instagrams of people lying when they use the #nofilter tag http://t.co/kpTotHwJ90 -@codinghorror who also have the good experiences of being saved, but also the bad experiences of being tackled and maced for no good reason -@codinghorror I did not mean you. I did not mean your mother. I’ll be blunt, I meant black people and brown people. -@codinghorror (and before I go on the record as some sort of universal cop-hater, my father was one and The Situation Is Complicated.) -@codinghorror they can be welcome in some situations and a source of fear in most others for an awful lot of people who aren’t bad people -@codinghorror that is the most Unwitting White Privilege thing I have ever read in my life -RT @historyweird: 1051: Priests who seduce boys should be whipped, shaved, drenched in spit and given horse food, argues Damiani. http://t.… -RT @mike_br: http://t.co/UVbXmsVEAB -@tenfootfangs people who argued on the internet saved me -# 352214248862126080 -RT @Viss: oops. email from ubisoft saying to change my pw because they got popped. -@CaptainSaicin yeah, I guess that's why it's in there with the stamps which are probably also valuable -@m1sp @JackLScanlan http://t.co/pQqfezxb7C -Just got an email that pebble watches will be in stock at Best Buy starting Sunday. I need one so I stop missing Dear Husband's texts...! -OP breaks into a safe. Contents: nazi memorabilia, thousands of stamps, exactly one Virtual Boy game cartridge http://t.co/Rk6wPSUeGZ -@DarthNull their global empire is an aberration ended, but they sure don't act the part sometimes ;) -@DarthNull was wiki-walking through some stuff about Armenia. Many ancient kingdoms came and went. -It's easy to not care about the significance of an ancient culture that lasted only 400 years until you do the math since Jamestown... -@jgeorge nah, I am largely ignorant of web stuff, though you can probably get that out of wget somehow. -@wimremes yeah, I don't get why that bothers you, they're just cornrows... -@thegrugq is a bad man -It's so humid that the weather widget thinks it's raining. -My lap. A paper coffee cup. Compromised structural integrity. My pants. I’ll let you do the math #sadpanda -@tapbot_paul we won’t forget you -@christinelove @vogon gods that sort of attitude traumatized me as a young girl. I thought no matter who I loved my father would kill him -@tufts_cs_mchow @chriseng improvised lunch meetings, Veracode style -@wimremes o_O you hate braids? -RT @chriseng: How to pick the worst seat in the conference room. (/cc @0xabad1dea) http://t.co/JvYuntvs6o -RT @FDNY: BKLYN ALL HANDS 23 STREET, A LARGE AMOUNT OF A THICK UNKNOWN SUBSTANCE ARISING FROM THE STREET., -@torvos it’s as Canadian as you can get without going to Canada, but I see you’re already there. -I’m at a lunch meeting. The guy who called it forgot and went to Maine. -OH “I need a computer” “Want a banana?” “If it’s Turing-complete then sure” -Simple-looking Android lock screen bypass... thanks, Skype! http://t.co/4cN6UoiuiL -Roll thy own crypto for thy Warcraft game and yea verily shall it be cracked http://t.co/aoK6FyG7UE -This is the most meticulously researched conspiracy theory I’ve ever seen http://t.co/9iiQO33SEs -@flekkzo oh, hello… -@m1sp my pastor had a bar bent by them… -RT @InfoSecJesus: I heal the blind SQL injection -@ra6bit @innismir @_larry0 you say that like trains aren’t awesome -@_larry0 kid knows what’s important -RT @kivikakk: nop http://t.co/O8rtTMWHLB -RT @0x1C: BLACK METAL!! \m/ \m/ http://t.co/A0nxKVv9Vn COMIC SANS HAS NEVER BEEN SO BRUTAL!! @addelindh @csearle @snare @darrenpauli #black… -@m1sp ‘tis Katarosi’s father. -RT @0x17h: http://t.co/wKYJLZxTC6 RT @BrandonDoughan: Today at noon, the Hispanic population matched the white in California -RT @mmpackeatwrite: Best sign I saw today on the Capitol grounds #hb2 #sb9 #txlege while standing with Texas women under the sun. http://t.… -@b_scheller @0x17h united we stand etc etc. -@b_scheller @0x17h — where the strong son could not break them but the clever one could, by untying them and breaking them one at a time -@b_scheller @0x17h everyone stand aside, I have a factoid! Washington deeply loved the story about the farmer and the bundle of sticks — -@m1sp *tempts you out of twitter slumber with Plot and Writing* It's from a giiiiiirl character's POV -RT @spenchdotnet: @0xabad1dea Looking forward to your DEF CON talk! On the subject, I thought you might appreciate some sonified LF RF: htt… -@CharlieEriksen that would be near one of those poles I warned you about... -@comex I'll delete the remark before I have to explain it was edited to a bunch of people, then... -@comex yep. -@blowdart has it been experimentally confirmed that blind people experience a field of blackness? I've always wondered... -@comex United States -It's always darkest at a point equidistant from dusk and dawn unless you're near a pole and then it just might not really change -Why do all "online notebook" developers take so many vacations to Paris and the Grand Canyon? -@armcannon also #RuralLiving -There’s a word for making “erroneous statements” you already knew were erroneous. Lying. Under oath. -RT @kaepora: James Clapper apologizes for lying to congress: http://t.co/k8SXU1YFkI -Mom my hacker handle starts with a ZERO geez it’s like you don’t speak 1337 at all -RT @vogon: "Unable to stop debugging. Operation is not supported." you and me both, Visual Studio, you and me both -Motorola apparently has some cloud thing which feels the need to know all your passwords. http://t.co/rgpcbRCWhD -# 351852436673134593 -@kaepora lol what did the army say that has their president swearing no relation -RT @ternus: In case you feel the need to compare something: http://t.co/kwhy9pfQlG -RT @hillbrad: If the helpdesk tells me to downgrade my browser to complete mandatory security training, can I placement test out by saying … -RT @timothypmurphy: If pro-choice activists really want to stop Texas from regulating clinics maybe they should just rename them "fertilize… -RT @matthew_d_green: The Guardian needs a 'skip' button like Pandora, for when you'd like to move on to the next leak. -@ioerror I have no trouble with it, I just think he has a British spell checker :) -@aquavitaecoll yeah. You see it with words like "team" in news coverage -@aquavitaecoll "The United States has fifty members." "The United States have fifty members." -Spot the distinctly British copy-editing. http://t.co/98KpL3ZON3 (hint: British and American English treat collective nouns differently) -@vogon since I haven’t seen Cambria much in the wild at all, I postulate you have a Microsoft Problem. -@CaptainSaicin I consider URLs that end in .pdf to be a PDF warning… if your client only shows the tco, it’s terrible. -@vogon not times new roman, still counts -This is the prettiest disclosure I have ever seen http://t.co/4hRxRrSNVc oh and there’s a catastrophic bug in Atlassian stuff -RT @RUSALGBT: This is how Gay Pride looked TODAY in St. Petersburg, Russia. Unspeakable violence. All Pride marchers got arrested http://t.… -@Mr_Reed_ I don’t know that I have access to a plasma screen! -@m1sp @WhiteMageSlave http://t.co/abSbmIvx6d -@ra6bit @_larry0 if you’d been showing up to the infosec cabal meetings, you’d have known of this weeks ago ! -RT @jerryshenk: RT @Crypt0s: Oops! CNN Publishes George Zimmerman's Social Security Number: https://t.co/aKZbMng7DH <- and DOB, height, we… -RT @Pinboard: Amnesty International warning that Edward Snowden can endure two, maybe three more Cinnabons before living in airport becomes… -@chriseng no twitter account? Mua ha ha ha -@aredridel @silentbicycle but that one actually makes sense. -@raudelmil now that'd be a vipper -Vipers gonna vipe. Whatever that means. -RT @mippadvocates: #StandWithTxWomen RT @WholeWomans: The crowd via @TexasTribune http://t.co/EpRd8LuXvm -@m1sp I'm thinking of removing all, like, two of Deloram's spoken lines and making her factually mute. -RT @sec_reactions: Vendors that threaten to sue for going full disclosure - by @aloria http://t.co/YsXgEmMNRV -RT @mikko: First US declares they will consider any foreign hack against their governmental systems an act of war. Then they go and hack EU… -@icculus @vogon lemme know if you figure what hash it is… -RT @icculus: So your software uses weak hashes because reasonable data will never have a collision, huh? http://t.co/Q9RHX7bOVH -RT @vogon: @0xabad1dea he'll probably want an ad hominem, that entitled asshole -If You Give A Moose A Slippery Slope Fallacy -"If you give that moose a muffin, next thing you know, you've replaced Linux's entire userland with RPMs from 2005" #meetingquotes -@xa329 it's a plain single cpp file in a plain "gimme a console app" project pretty hard to mess that up D: -I was fuming because I wanted a brownie for lunch and didn't get one. Then the gods dropped surprise chocolate cake into my lap! -"This project is out-of-date. Would you like to build it?" "yes" "Build succeeded: 0 failed 0 succeeded 1 up-to-date" -Good heavens gcc at least Visual Studio knows that no optimization means no removing function calls entirely in favor of a strcpy -@dragosr @chriseng I don't. It was probably a poster delivery for the marketing department. But that's not fun. -@Taiki__San don't worry, I'm *trying* to break things :) -@chriseng I don’t know but if no one else wants it, I’ll take it! -@jeremiahfelt dunno, didn’t get to see who it is for… -.@thegrugq called it: some company open since at least the mid-80s is actively traffic shaping to favor NSA taps, according to German news… -RT @csoghoian: Unnamed NSA partner company "aggressively involved in shaping traffic to run signals of interest past [NSA] monitors" http:/… -It’s in my blood, apparently http://t.co/Hfc6wqdf6b via @hypatiadotca -RT @SecurityHumor: Same-hex marriage with computers is an abomination. The Codex clearly states marriage is between a little-endian and big… -The UPS guy brought a package to the office eight inches wide and seven feet long. Had to swear I did not order a giant antenna. -@vogon apparently the null termination semantics are a trifle different, but that just moves the lack of adequate explanation downhill -And that day, abadidea discovered that snprintf was among the C99-ish things Visual Studio doesn't deign to support -@DrPizza I am so happy about that. Ad NOT just because I keep trying to arrange @m1sp’s marriage -Enjoy Canada Day while you can, Canadians. *sinister and distinctly American chuckle* -@thegrugq @pusscat it’s not even noon, Mr. Asia -RT @kansasalps: It's official, @fakedansavage has won: You can't use Santorum as a name in the new Animal Crossing. http://t.co/4WoaGbADKM -@BenjySarlin @innismir and by global, I do mean many-to-many -@BenjySarlin @innismir why does it need to be “patriotic”? I’m more interested in fixing the global surveillance problem. -@pusscat @thegrugq he’s convinced I’m a minor -@ptolts more or less, I work on a decompiler and control flow analyzer thing :) -@Hypnodrone heh, not with transmitters :) I only own a bunch of the cheap RTL-SDRs. The best one of that lot is Elonics E4000. -@apiary his name is allegedly Jared and he’s allegedly on Research -I have new coworker. His first sight of me was sitting on the floor. Hi, new coworker! I am noted for a disdain of my chair. -RT @daveshumka: Google Reader still works! It's a Canada Day miracle! -RT @MarkKriegsman: This is 10% CLOCK, 20% mem. 15% bit-banged P-W-M. 5% ACK, 50% SYN, and 100% reason to rewire the pins. (Good luck & god… -RT @wwwtxt: For what it's worth, I've been told that TrueType _screams_ under Windows 3.1. ☯91NOV -RT @mikko: Photo of an ATM skimmer and camera recovered yesterday: http://t.co/Nj0vucI89H Note the camera hole. Photo © Helsinki Police Dep… -RT @jedisct1: American Express, Dell, Fanta, Google, HP, Microsoft... malayisian DNS records have been hijacked, redirecting to 173.199.138… -@LargeCardinal when you talk about someone on twitter, and they have a username, but you don’t @ them -@m1sp designs! Of character! http://t.co/Ujfpglscdo -@CreetureNZ @thegrugq considering how few of you there are, I feel like I’ve met half the country on twitter :) -@puellavulnerata I really hate to break it to you, but that quote sources to the Daily Currant. -@puellavulnerata … he didn’t actually literally advocate bombing Hong Kong did he ? -@ChuckBaggett @puellavulnerata no, no, we’re stuck with Canada. And China. For completely different reasons. -@thegrugq poor India and South Africa and all those other places too obscure to remember -@thegrugq New Zealand must feel like a beloved kid brother, not even having the population of one American city. -@pingudownunder sdr touch -@Pepyri_ when you talk about someone, who has a twitter handle, but don’t @ them. Yes, I subtweeted them. -Someone *subtweeted* me! This is an outrage! -RT @jack_daniel: He could brainstorm for hours and never get wet. -@quine @nickdepetrillo I was being sarcastic, Lord Quine. -RT @Sapphykinz: "A wizard is never late. Nor is he early. He comes out precisely when he means to." http://t.co/uArfGbSUxw -@aeleruil since API 1.1 -RT @pueblokc: Celebrating freedom with this.?! I RT @ParanormalAR: RT @TehDissident: You're Drunk Freedom, Go Home! ~~> http://t.co/h85Nxwu… -RT @jmechner: "Whoa, is this a Game Boy?! COOL! I can't believe you still have one!" -10 yr old, born in 2003 -@WhatHoCenturion the Netherlands -RT @Cairo67Unedited: BBC just confirmed what the majority of Eyptians knew hours ago as fact this is the largest demonstration in the histo… -@cgiffard NOT *THAT* MUCH -@mcastilloy2k yeeeeup. -I'm reading a Japanese manga where the girl who moved to Japan from America likes to say "Do it or I'll sue you!" ... ... ... ...... -@m1sp I am inexplicably attracted to this man. http://t.co/ghqZFnfZY6 -@ilkeryoldas Because you are actively being part of the problem by saying that if I just played better this problem would go away -@ilkeryoldas also, you're mansplaining yourself to hell and back. -@ilkeryoldas I've been playing video games for nineteen years. I'm DAMN good at them, son. -@ilkeryoldas um..... did you miss the whole point, being, that NO MATTER WHAT, women are slandered and abused? -@ilkeryoldas @sascha_d wtf no feminism is not misandry. If you think women wanting the same rights and respect as you is misandry, get out. -@hokazenoflames it seems two of them are generating tmp files and then can't delete them lol -@0xcharlie @nickdepetrillo aww, it's okay, Dr. Miller... *I* think you're smart -@focalintent @MarkKriegsman is this prompt enough http://t.co/HU4m6B9INY -Currently running three different Visual Studios, may the gods forgive me -@0xcharlie @nickdepetrillo yeah yeah it's only defcon right? Neither of us is big-time enough to present at Blackhat, after all... -@i0n1c I forget why we hate each other, can you unblock me from following your wisdom about iOS? :p -@chriseng @nickdepetrillo I'm only in it for the pinball -@chriseng @nickdepetrillo we already do that on iMessage -@nickdepetrillo @0xcharlie which issue was it in? :) -@nickdepetrillo I enjoy feigning outrage -@0xcharlie @nickdepetrillo I'm working on my slides, what do you think? http://t.co/FXRokmH7uw -@cwebber I don't want to be called a *certified* hacker :) -From the archives: Don't mess with Steven. http://t.co/zogXMEbyYF -@grumpybozo I know -- I have tuned that very telescope with my own hands :) -There's a murder of crows just, like, camping my front yard #nsa #conspiracy -# 351487430408421377 -@grumpybozo it isn't, I was able to see the real hydrogen line last night, it's junk that's a harmonic of something inside the radio -@iosvap @nitoTV indeed, I definitely don't have any, though I don't see how that's relevant. -@KronicDeth the ghost girl from Paper Mario 2 is another one whose transgender identity is swept under the carpet in translation -@SimonZerafa it's an elonics 4000 + generic OTG usb-to-micro adapter. The tablet is nexus 7 -@liquidvicodin elonics e4000 -@asyncsrc just getting the thing to work with android was a success -@Havokca come to Defcon! :p -The antenna was getting in the way so now it's a hair accessory http://t.co/YFCrm6qLAG -@puellavulnerata at android -@Havokca running the radio on android :) -Success! Until you bump it anyway. There's just BARELY enough power. http://t.co/I7zqms766p -I found the missing lightning cable, while looking for a different cable altogether. -@niteshad in the dark, it might as well be -"You know what this radio needs? A LED status light you can see from outer space" http://t.co/Qy4aaPP93k -@ReturnInfinity no, go ahead, I consider it completely free (though a credit in some file would be nice :) ) -@mattblaze @xa329 well, locking it up in my faraday cage as best I can, it has a harmonic at 355.2mhz, which isn't ringing any bells -@hokazenoflames the vertical donkey kong and warioware were off but I remembered them; it was the POW block stage I'd forgotten -@jesster_king I'm not indecisive about things I *actually care about* -@robotharvest I prefer to think I'm cute... but I'm quite tall -@jesster_king it's globally illegal to broadcast in 1400 through 1427. It is reserved for radio astronomy (which is what I was doing) -@CyborgCode to do what? But generally one doesn’t need a specific degree to do what they want in programming they just need to learn -@CyborgCode I applied, there is no other way. -RT @MrToph: Reminder: You have less than 12 hours to get your shit out of Google reader. Last call, folks. -RT @deborahhorne: #nwpride Scouts provide color guard for Pride Parade for first time ever in Seattle. @kiro7seattle http://t.co/tAQX1IcT1u -RT @mortman: Foxtrot today FTW http://t.co/Hd9Ob31hw7 -@geekable I don't know, I don't care, just saying, that sign is kinda passive aggressive rude-like -@geekable “just saying” is passive aggressive to the max :p -@geekable well, just glancing at the sign, that looks more like demanding one look hotter. -@maradydd @leighhollowell @HackerHuntress @Secbuff I *tried* to wear men’s pants but I couldn’t find any that fit over my hips! -I hate pikmin. They freak me out. Die, little pikmin, die. http://t.co/NgNhvELyNR -@xa329 @mattblaze it’s an iMac. And there’s noise all over the place. Thousands of noises. Gotta catch ‘em all :) -@geekable I prefer to phrase it as: unhealthy living is a choice. -Apparently certain stages have been turned off random select in my 5yo Smash Bros save for so long I forgot they even existed. -@mattblaze the noise floor is about -86 and the peak is about -70 -RT @nagoul1: Please share > In case they shut off access to the internet: Dialup no. 004-949-23197-844321 User: Telecomix Password: Teleco… -@ErrataRob @maradydd we had… sword drills… which are not as cool as you’re thinking. -RT @savagejen: I also think we're seeing evidence of self-censorship as a result of the NSA surveillance. This is what "nothing to hide" is… -@mattblaze here's mine http://t.co/4cDTEgJU9Z and I'm using a USB radio with no external power -@tapbot_paul I simply *have no answer* and it sometimes infuriates people -@tapbot_paul I wear glasses yeah but I mean more like questions which ask for opinions on things that just, like don't MATTER to me -It drove the psychiatrists nuts, it drives lots of people nuts, and all I want to be asked is about technical things -One of my perpetual problems in life is that if you ask me if I'd prefer this or that I often literally cannot answer. -@mattblaze I found several people on the googles who, looking for the hydrogen line, also noticed the spike at .8, steady and unwavering :< -@akopa well, regardless of whether slavery was the reason the South went to war, it wasn't very conductive to the liberty of some People. -@stillchip I'm just quoting the quote -"Whenever any Form of Government becomes destructive of these ends, it is the Right of the People to alter or to abolish it" -@akopa if SETI could automatically discard all terrestrial signals, their job would be a lot easier I imagine! -@raudelmil though I do live in a townhouse so the neighbors might. But, this is in many people's radio astronomy charts. -@raudelmil well, I don't think I own any devices with RAM at that speed, as I made a point of surveying them recently. -@travisgoodspeed (and this 1420.8 signal was there when I was picking up the 1420.4 one) -@mattblaze it's always there no matter which antenna I use, including none (the radio still picks things up very fainly w/o one) -@travisgoodspeed no, I got the hydrogen line last night, where it's meant to me, at 1420.4 :) -But at least I know it's not RAM (someone makes RAM at that speed apparently) if SETI was seeing it over a decade ago. -Trying to determine what is the spike at 1420.8mhz... only finding a decade of forum postings asking the very same question. -@maradydd and I ended up a writer at a young age, all my stories starring girls with stabby implements of some description. -I awoke to find a single hair upon my face. It’s finally come… my unix beard -@maradydd really not sure. I remember desperately looking for girls in the comics and stuff I had available and usually disappointed -@maradydd my father once criticized something I wrote because the princess rescued her husband-to-be. -@maradydd I don’t think so, as the children who are victimized by it see the same in reality, and fiction was supposed to be their “escape” -@sciencecomic @Lubchansky “She kept it all bottled up. Until she met…” -@kvegh it took me a moment to even figure out what it was… -RT @savagejen: That's not how free speech works. Either you let everyone print or it's not free. -RT @savagejen: Here's the thing: if we allow the government to decide what is a journalist, then we let them decide what's acceptable to pr… -@kyhwana not afaict. I had @vogon retrigger a few times to mixed results… -@nelhage what have I told you kids about running with scissors and using crypto with no sanity checks -This is driving me nuts. Sometimes when I get a twitter alert, I get interference on the waterfall display. And sometimes not. -RT @nelhage: Can we take a moment to talk about the fact that M2Crypto will even *let* you request RSA with e=1? -@DefuseSec @nickm_tor @solardiz the best part is where they act like it was merely suboptimal and just a casual fix -@Packetknife cheer up, the soda ban was found unconstitutional. -@_____C and apparently some people are protesting against adding women avatars to Arma 3 bc they’d have an unfair advantage due to manners! -@_____C it really varies by genre. Shooters are the worst. -RT @tavisrudd: Ada Lovelace on the pains of dealing with mutable variables and state http://t.co/BmG82aXXkl -@0x17h you might be overthinking it. -@nickm_tor … what -RT @nickm_tor: Wow. "It's questionable whether 1 (not a prime) was a good choice for the exponent to begin with." https://t.co/Y6UwnVQoEw -@vogon ahh, I kept the phone awake and the spurt didn't happen this time -@vogon favorite this tweet for science -@vogon I'd already lost it, but there really was a spurt if noise when you favorited it -@scott_r_harris but there was a very thin, very faint line right on the dot, in a sea of nothing. -@scott_r_harris just a plain RTL-SDR. Could actually see it better when I removed the external antenna -That is, until @vogon favorited a tweet, it woke up my phone, and the interference ruined my reception. -Tonight's excitement: I was briefly able to pick up the hydrogen line -@asyncsrc I got into radios years ago and have only recently had the time and resources to invest in getting into trouble ;) -@thegrugq that's my desk at home actually; you can tell because of the sleeping bag jammed in to keep the furniture steady. -Oooh this looks like so much fun http://t.co/615MsRgOZY I can't resist anything with the word "heterodyne" I mean really -@thegrugq @matthew_d_green I NEED SOME ENTERTAINMENT, MAN. -@ra6bit that's probably it. -@ra6bit http://t.co/Oa5jBAWK5S I remember it as being big enough to lay three people across, perhaps. -@ra6bit I just checked and apparently by 14 I meant 40' diameter. Not sure why "14" was lodged in my brain. -@ra6bit I got to play with the old analog 14' dish though... -@audpicc @himatako I doubt it was conscious. Trans-everything has a bit of a visibility problem, I think.... -@crash8668 I prefer to leave that to Pinkie Pie... I prefer to think of that event as someone making a tribute to my honor ;) -My life's ambition is some day @TheNRAO will let me steer the Green Bank telescope. You know, the big one http://t.co/KB1cD6DPoJ -@crash8668 heheh yeah there's a note about that on my webpage ;) got some very confused and angry tweets when that happened... -@crash8668 oh gods, they're still defaming me... ! -I'm having so much fun doing my slides for defcon. It's hard to not just spoiler the whole thing. -@iShark5060 any girl who ever held a controller knows all about this sadly. -@skynetbnet @gentilkiwi @msftsecurity @msftsecresponse uh yes you’re screwed but there are trivial steps to take to make it less so -@skynetbnet @gentilkiwi @msftsecurity @msftsecresponse you know about swap, right? :) -@nickm_tor I’m dropping some mad postulation yo -@pete_rood there’s definitely a 9 in hexadecimal :) -Heck I’ll straight-up hypothesize P9 was meant to be Twitter. -So there’s P1 through P8 and then Apple is PA? Come on why are they so special. Or did a P9 get dropped? -@oh_rodr it would imply a certain amount of infrastructure… -RT @m1sp_ebooks: Gzip your friends! -New prism slides, finally. Note that some data types are called real-time. http://t.co/7FGdQ2c55w -@skynetbnet @gentilkiwi @msftsecurity @msftsecresponse it’s considered inferior to not doing that, for forensics reasons. -@pborenstein “we help people find mistakes in their computer programs” -RT @mike_br: what happens if i press No http://t.co/vqcvgjWbTz -@chort0 last time I had one take so long it was waiting for network boot -RT @gentilkiwi: Oups, @msftsecurity @msftsecresponse did you forget to use security in Windows 8.1 preview ? - http://t.co/8N6JflPX6z http:… -RT @DrPizza: Send someone DM, snigger quietly to yourself with the knowledge that they'll be marking the damn thing as read for weeks to co… -A man logs in as his wife’s username in a video game http://t.co/wFuiTXvnqe -I’d like to see my America argue it tapped the European Union offices because of their suspected terrorist associations -@Paul_Rout @linkshund @0x17h I dunno, where do landlords live? -# 351123131559182338 -I thought defining my job to my grandparents was hard... then an eight-year-old asked -I'm talking to an 8yo. "My brother is a bad influence. He's in jail... and he was late to our grandmother's funeral." -@rder0 however it says they MAY store it if they want, not they do store all of it -@rder0 they don't deny that the leaked document saying they are allowed to do so is real -Soooo.... I have a problem. I don't think I can get through my Defcon presentation without using the word "dongle." -@vogon do YOU have a toddler too? -A website selling milk just demanded to know my age before letting me in http://t.co/5lLCoDboRw -@tangenteroja they're fairly evil, but this is prebottled stuff at the grocery store, like bottled soda. It costs a lot less. -@Myriachan haven't installed windows 8.1 actually! Though really, heh... -Did you know Google Docs lets you use animated gifs for slide backgrounds? ;) -@WhiteMageSlave yeah go to the emergency room if you can -@WhiteMageSlave whaaaaaaaat what broke this time D: -Currently scouring the danboorus, the konachans and the pixivs for the finest in radio-related sickeningly cute pictures -@elad3 there's no chocolate in this, they also make a mocha flavor, I just mean, this is milk + flavor + sugar (the flavor being coffee) -@0x17h but my true blue original apple one (the one that isn't frayed anyway) is teh missing -@0x17h I hesitate to buy the generic ones because they reportedly have a very high flake-out rate (got an Amazon Basics one) -@maddashdan311 the gas stations mark them up... if you get them in packs at a grocery store they're about $1.60 -@devuberoi I will never survive in India then :( -@hokazenoflames ript one-day sale... I did link on that day... sorry :< -@argonblue @nelhage *contemplates taste* definitely a colloid. -(It's not coffee. It's like chocolate milk, except with coffee. And it costs the same as a bottled soda around here.) -@DrPizza if you like chocolate milk you'll probably like it. -@DrPizza I've been hooked on them for a few years now. But I only really like the plain coffee flavor. -I don't have a problem, I have a hobby http://t.co/nDRj5h5KCN -@RSWestmoreland sounds like they did, but the bieber escaped. -@WhiteMageSlave MOM THERE'S NO "M" IN HEXADECIMAL well okay there is in the word "hexadecimal" itself BUT STILL -@WhiteMageSlave what. -@matthew_d_green what a delightful young man he's become. -LOST: one lightning cable. Not frayed. White. REWARD: Less than it costs to get a new freaking lightning cable -@elomatreb but we don't have problems nearly as schadenfreude (and it's even in Germany) -How did I not hear that Germany confiscated a living monkey from Justin Bieber http://t.co/AaYuUZxeZq -@apiary looks like your kind of fashion... http://t.co/F3SV1rDSLk -@TeamAndIRC @pof if they have some public system equivalent to CVEs but with different numbers, that's good enough for my question I guess. -@TeamAndIRC @pof but my original question was where are the CVEs, which are public. -@TeamAndIRC @pof well what good is that? -@TeamAndIRC @pof okay, where can I find it? -@pof so I heard, and I was looking to see if anyone could find a contradiction. -Adding Grenada to the list of places where almost everything I say is illegal. http://t.co/tsy6ARDpVF -@securityd0g just searched on Amazon for wifi dish antenna -@securityd0g the generic wifi USB adapter which unexpectedly came with a copy of wifi password crackers :) -Finally got the thing apart, and found the MAC (overturned) literally taped to the processor. http://t.co/xoVabZ3a7C -@grumpybozo @geekable @joncallas oh I don’t think he’s an enemy of mine, I pick on the wording of things good friends say too :p -Me: “There’s no screws…” @codeferret_ : *peels off rubber footpad* Me: “Well don’t I feel silly” -I have a shirt. I am pleased. Yes, that halo effect follows me everywhere I walk. http://t.co/NWt11hINbj -@Packetknife @thegrugq I believe the word for what just ran through my head is “guffaw” -@OSVDB @_grimhacker I’ll take being told there’s known RCE (and not told the details) over being left in blissful ignorance any day. -RT @thegrugq: Sorry people, there are no terrorists who were a credible threat who used Skype. That was not the comms tradecraft of any kno… -The “antenna” sticking out of my new wifi adapter is a pure plastic cone. The real antenna is a metal disc it covers. -I’m on a scavenger hunt. I need a CVE that was filed for Android (incl. Google official apps I guess) that was originally reported by Google -@jack_daniel they raise prices on things you’ve bought before -@geekable @joncallas so it’s a PR disclosure filled with PR words that actively mislead, buried somewhere so they can say they disclosed -@geekable @joncallas it’s on their blog. Though it is a blog that looks brand new and doesn’t show up when I google “silent circle blog” -RT @hdmoore: Dear $vendor, if you place your passwd, shadow, and ssh keys in a read-only location of your firmware, you are going to have a… -@geekable @joncallas they included one, but it was actively misleading. -@geekable @joncallas this isn’t a virtual pet pony website, they sell security, probably mostly to people naive about it. -@thegrugq @haroonmeer @rantyben oh, so you’ve hacked my local vote and removed me, then? -@haroonmeer @rantyben there are at least a few of us in America who mean to stand for you -RT @haroonmeer: Why the reactions to NSA snooping make us "foreigners" sad pandas: https://t.co/Cnb9T5Hj2w (tl;dr: because it reminds us we… -@eevee hi Anise ! -@mdowd yeah, I know, with all respect to you, I am not happy with Silent Circle’s disclosure process. -@geekable @joncallas as it sweeps under the rug that 0days can and do enjoy long periods of silent (*cough*) exploitation -@geekable @joncallas I don’t accept misleading statements implying the first person to disclose the bug was necessarily the first to find it -Further more how can you say no one noticed the patch on GitHub, I myself was linking it like crazy @Silent_Circle -Hold the HECK up. You can’t say @mdowd was the first to find these bugs. You just can’t SAY that, @Silent_Circle http://t.co/Tc6XPDRpQf -@bobpoekert more bigger expensive ones ? -@Niki7a well now that you’ve gone and mentioned it, I need one -@bobpoekert not sure, perhaps they are a loss leader or whatever you call it -@ErrataRob @savagejen it’s not like our government tried to drive any civil rights leaders to suicide or anything -@bobpoekert err you get a terabyte included -Just noticed that my hosting provider http://t.co/jOyhKoqpc3 takes bitcoin... -Let's Play Bootleg Pokemon: Don't Do Dangerous. http://t.co/5PN7k5J46y -@MalwareJake Stone cold sober!!!! I can't handle even alcoholic cough syrup -@joshuajuran and had pulled it in under 8 minutes and made a tool to fix anyone up who got burned in that 8 minutes -@joshuajuran thought prompted by remembering how Malwarebytes accidentally shipped a bad update which flagged Windows as a virus -Living wild on a Friday night, updating Windows on battery power -@G13net ...maaaaaayhaps. -@mendel @hypatiadotca it was declared a point of historic interest, can’t cut it down without a permit -@StackSmashing don’t. That text was not written by any teen alive or dead. -@rbf_ one at my university too ;) -Do you speak teen? http://t.co/jM42srrI1E dedicated to @pborenstein -@Kufat you sneak cheat ! -Oh, also, there were no computers at my high school. Except in the principal’s office. It ran Windows 95. In 2006. -@Kufat it was explicitly forbidden at my school except for final drafts of, I think maybe five pages or more. And only final drafts. -@pborenstein well the cure to that is to post on nerd forums and get flame shamed -Teachers always act like every boss will be out to fire you for the slightest perceived offense. Never seen a teacher get fired though… -@geekable because you get fired when your emails use a different font size -At my high school (03 to 06) turning in homework typewritten was not allowed, I get the impression that has already changed most places -@deathtolamo not at all, this was back when children hand-wrote their essays ;) -I had the same English teacher for four years. A year in, I started writing a fake name on all my papers. Took her two years to notice. -@jack_daniel every now and then someone checks me on fav star and retweets my all time hits from eons ago -@my0b it’s a chastisement. I’m none too chuffed with Silent Circle. -@chadwik66 I stand around waiting for him to pick new headphones -@chadwik66 I want you to know I own one pair of shoes and one pair of boots. -“I see you just finished a novel about medieval warfare. Would you like some harlequin romance?” Amazon’s ad engine is a bit thick. -@kaepora @RiptideTempora it’s true, it’s me, I’m prism. All of it -@RiptideTempora @kaepora dang can’t believe I slipped up -@kaepora someone’s browsing imgur -RT @mattcutts: If you want to get *all* your data out of Google Reader (every read item, like, etc.), a former Googler wrote a tool: http:/… -# 350764191210143744 -@kaepora or just acting up for attention -@qole @StevenLevy I’m not sure if you’re kidding or you just got back from an expedition to Antarctica -Visual Studio to support subset of C99 http://t.co/A8ncGaIBbm As in 1999 -@ebcube her Brawl trophy describes her as intermediate gender; that’s probably her newest game aside from Mario Party 217 and a half -RT @StevenLevy: Yahoo shutting down Alta Vista Like getting invitation to funeral of someone who you thought died ten years ago. http://t.… -RT @hchamp: #Prop8 plaintiffs Kristin Perry and Sandra Stier at City Hall: https://t.co/KU01w9jiMQ #LoveIsLove -And yes, it is actually canon that Birdo from Super Mario is genderqueer. -RT @inversephase: In light of all of the recent (and constant) trans issues online, Birdo would like to remind you: http://t.co/bysX6q5fUR -@ScottMadin @0x17h http://t.co/aSKWFUsxQ6 -@0x17h this is the sad fate of the technology serfs -@0x17h I would, once its interface is no longer beta and its OS is no longer two major versions behind -@0x17h well, unless they cancel it outright, I think everyone’s taking it as a given that the mass-produced one will be a few hundred $ -@0x17h Glass doesn’t cost $1500. Getting a Glass from the first small production run costs $1500. -@ameaijou I don’t think I’m qualified to be coauthor! Never even written kernel code for OSX. Probably qualified to beta read it though… -RT @DanaDanger: The first post-Prop 8 same-sex marriage is taking place in twenty minutes at SF City Hall! -@ameaijou help with what exactly? -@ameaijou I haven’t blocked you have I? Even after you admitted to working on php :p -TLS forward secrecy: like everything else, easier to screw up than you think. https://t.co/KTX9rfLUjn -RT @thierryzoller: WOW - Vendor asking for weaponised exploit based on previously patched vuln. Forgets to remove mail trail from .MIL aski… -RT @steveklabnik: Neo-nazis chased me down the street for taking this photo. The Golden Dawn is a real problem, they… http://t.co/36oEbGRf… -RT @adamcecc: Young Hacker: I'm going to break RSA! Hacker: Crypto Math is hard. Old Hacker: I broke every crypto I've ever looked at sans … -@loligurolove or Kickstarter and its recent PR rather than technical colossal screwup -@loligurolove Malwarebytes prompted the thought, they pushed a bad update that flagged Windows, for eight minutes. -I feel safest using products that have had exactly one colossal screwup and handled it well -RT @thegrugq: @WeldPond @tufts_cs_mchow @violetblue move fast and break things ... apparently applies to trust too. -RT @aaronportnoy: The Chicago Blackhawks bought a full page in today's Boston Globe: http://t.co/slsQ8JoH1T -How the heck do you “accidentally” upload and store the phone numbers of people not even logged in? http://t.co/0RpmnW7nce -RT @hemantmehta: This is as good a time as any to remind everyone to export their Google Reader feeds *somewhere* because they’ll be gone a… -@hypatiadotca but… the one that looks like me dies :( -RT @heyadam: Think your app is intuitive? Set the OS language to Chinese and hand it to someone. -RT @Silent_Circle: The updated version of Silent Phone has been completed and is available on Google Play & the Apple Store. Please update … -@axiomfinity and I feel free to use a fatal example given the gravity with which Silent Circle (which prompted the remark) promotes itself -@axiomfinity what’s the difference between a car wasting fuel and the brakes locking up randomly and killing you? -@ternus you’re no fun at all -Have I ever mentioned how much I hate it when security patches are marked as “bug fixes” without comment? -RT @kaepora: Incredible — this is the update log for the @Silent_Circle update which actually fixes many critical vulnerabilities: http://t… -Abadidea 101: If I won't stop talking to you, it's not because I'm an informant. I probably just have a huge nerd crush on you -@bhelyer there are few people he bends his ear to, and they had best go bend it a bit harder. -A proud man injures a small country’s pride. http://t.co/mJgw0Jbk53 -@Kufat see also me doing the firebrand thing re: silent circle -@Kufat the theoretical math is sound but a bug is a bug is a bug is a bug is exploitable. -@welshypie interestingly it’d be the reverse of the story: the king would do what his evil advisors tell him -RT @a_greenberg: Here's What It Looks Like When Two Hacker FBI Informants Try To Inform On Each Other http://t.co/wOT8jsbCht -Real-world cryptography is just as much about software engineering as about the math. If not more so. -@info_dox well they all get EIP. It’s just a question of sorting ones that only get EIP when the user could get it anyway. -@kirkmurphy @Silent_Circle which is, in my opinion, a breach of responsible disclosure practices -@kirkmurphy @Silent_Circle there has been a patch for a serious bug in third-party code they use, but they haven’t announced that afaict -RT @MarkKriegsman: In C, an uninitialized "bool" can be BOTH true AND false at the same time: http://t.co/lzgVNAZTNx Yes, really. -@TXVB it’s probably already been pushed, but that wasn’t my complaint. -Since I just read Game of Thrones, Sansa pleading for her father’s life is fresh in my mind, I say for no reason http://t.co/83t6FtdFlg -@ladykayaker @AnonymousIRC @Silent_Circle that’s public knowledge to begin with for anyone who knows how to deal with binaries -#ff @CyberSquirrel1 not a week goes by without an assault on our infrastructure from the furry terrorist menace -@WhiteMageSlave probably. I didn't. -RT @arlenarlenarlen: No really guys, ball chain is only $50/km. http://t.co/QIlUhGkbTC context https://t.co/9rsTmFemUE and http://t.co/mYej… -@ioerror it looks like they’ve been taking the “silent” approach to bug fixing, instead of keeping customers informed where the risk stands. -RT @rogueclown: this is wonderful: Trans 101, Up Goer Five style. http://t.co/iIVvOh7y5h -@shmoosr @Silent_Circle if so that’s super great but I’m a fan if loud and clear disclosure :) -@MarkKriegsman the unlock fairy flitted by, hesitated, felt guilty, and didn’t wreck anything -Though I realize @Silent_Circle has no more power than anyone else to get critical fixes through the bog of the Apple App Store Review. -@shmoosr @Silent_Circle this one https://t.co/VfyGpBhizx -@thegrugq @Silent_Circle @mdowd here we go. https://t.co/VfyGpBhizx I know how to reverse from that… -@thegrugq @Silent_Circle @mdowd doesn’t matter, the patch is on github -I note @Silent_Circle hasn’t mentioned on its twitter feed that serious security bugs have been filed against a library it depends on -Tales of ten years ago: first time my baby brother played Morrowind, he ate the mushrooms called Bungler’s Bane. He was a bungler I guess -@miuaf http://t.co/IuaGms1k7A I reckon -And no, my first job wasn’t an abusive holiday hater, I worked at a summer boarding school -At my first job we didn’t have the 4th of July off. At this job I get that AND the Fifth! To mourn for the 4th and 5th amendments, I guess -RT @rgov: Every time I visit Amazon I get put in a different A/B test group and the page looks significantly different. -@thegrugq dunno how I missed this last night… I’ll go drag the truth of it out of my Akamai friends. Hey @ternus is this so -Fairy conga line http://t.co/Tf96BIxIL0 -@tapbot_paul that’s a pretty good random dungeon generation algorithm -@doismellburning @finn copy-paste it to notepad and find out :) -@thequux the infosec industry is Ethical Bad Guys: The Movie -@hypatiadotca unfortunately it was run on a deliberately old copy, it’s not 0day ;( -Oh snap, Mayhem found an exploitable bug in iwconfig in 1.9 seconds -@nickdepetrillo @fredowsley *leans over cubicle wall* *highest of fives* -I should write back to the person offering lists of database customers, and ask for the list of mongodb users, as I must send my condolences -I apparently have no head for corporate politics. One of those “stubborn in their honor” types who gets beheaded. Wait, no, wrong book. -RT @timothypmurphy: How should you talk to your kid about the New Yorker cover? Probably something like, "Damn, you read the New Yorker? Yo… -@erwinkooi Thanks for being the first follower over nine thousand ;) -The research work on MAYHEM looks great and useful. (Just remember 1200 EIP hijacks != 1200 real-world attack vectors.) -RT @apiary: it is a bad sign when I ask someone to clear their cache and they have no idea what I'm talking about. -@sec_reactions @robertauger but… she wins that match, as I recall! -RT @41414141: "@joernchen: .@41414141 they just cannot read your preso: http://t.co/zvOHKSajuF" <- epic CiscOMFG vuln handling: just block … -Red panda baby red panda http://t.co/xjYkJZjnp6 -I just got an email at my work address asking if I’d like to buy lists of people who use certain databases. Wat -@i0n1c @wimremes potato is a vegetable! We’re fierce good win potatoes. -RT @bSr43: Hopper 2.7.16 is available (and submitted to the Mac App Store) http://t.co/eMtLbIBb4r -@wimremes @thegrugq he spells bad. “I don’t know what a grugq is, but it must be something really cool, because I have a man-crush on one” -"Herald of Arms Extraordinary" I'm petitioning to have my job title changed to "Researcher Extraordinary" immediately -@puellavulnerata it turned out to be transient -Category:Articles I Am Glad Will Never Mention My Name http://t.co/rjayfxjJ5R -@m1sp "let me look up the list of typical court positions." http://t.co/EBbjgDR2KQ -@dan_crowley and womansplaining will be a good word for the coming feminist dystopia. :) -@dan_crowley and anyway patriarchynormalizationofprivilegesplained is a mouthful. -@dan_crowley I never said it has nothing to do with being a man! Being a man is necessary but not sufficient to be a mansplainer -@dan_crowley and, gods forgive me, I’ve probably whitesplained to someone at some point. -@dan_crowley it is something women say to other women, who nod and understand and commiserate. -@dan_crowley The word “mansplaining” is not used as a weapon. It can’t be. It bounces off, meaningless to them. -@dan_crowley mansplaining is not about being a man! It is about being a man noted for talking down to women. -@dan_crowley they both are meant to imply there’s something shameful about being a woman or being gay. -@dan_crowley because people who abuse privilege sometimes need a cold slap in the face to remember they have it. -@dan_crowley whitesplaining turns up hits on google and of course on tumblr… speaking only for myself, I’d use the word readily. -@dan_crowley it is the best word I know for that feeling when a man looks down his nose when I open my mouth. Certain men. Never all. -@dan_crowley it’s of privileged origin. If we gave all power to redheads, I’d be a brownie subjected to gingersplaining no doubt. -@chriseng @ioerror @kylemaxwell As I recall, you were there too, though you missed out on some good pizza… -@dan_crowley it is about power balance. -@dan_crowley When there comes a time when a womanly congress tells a man he shall not have a vasectomy for his own good, womansplainers all. -@ioerror @kylemaxwell you coming to Vegas? Wouldn’t want my suspicion flag to expire for lack of suspicious activity. -RT @TriciaLockwood: My body is an internet ... the government doesn't understand how it works -RT @csoghoian: When US gov officials say "we are not collecting X type of data under this program" they just mean that surveillance program… -RT @xor: The newest member of @EFF's board takes no prisoners, so there is never a dilemma. https://t.co/2FKruHIpQ2 http://t.co/sVpKjQ0tam -@JackLScanlan I’m not sorry neither -@JackLScanlan every meme repeated is a prayer fair to the ears of our atheist god, Dawkins -@mikesacco @JackLScanlan Jack (and stranger), I’m going to fight you on this. There is not something inherently wrong with turns of phrase. -@oh_rodr of course they are. And it’s no coincidence the only American citizens they’ve been sent against are brown. -RT @starsandrobots: “Asking a professor whether you should do a PhD is inquiring with a lottery winner on whether you should buy a ticket.”… -@dan_crowley and it’s slangy, but I’m not sure what better way to term the phenomenon of certain men telling women what women think. -@dan_crowley a man saying something does not make him a mansplainer; it is not an insult that casts a shadow over the whole gender. -@CyborgCode with github, they have free utilities for Windows and OSX, and there are other git clients for Linux, to manage the codebase -@CyborgCode Programming, and that's as broad a question as asking how to learn art. -@allicient @elwoz it was never built with any such concepts. It was built with one concept: receive get or post. Spit out text in reply. -@Izkda it's a single syllable, but I'm told it means eye or snow, the latter probably being what's triggering the weather card. -RE: the Icelandic WL defector: don't put heavy moral burdens on the shoulders of teens. They need time to think and grow in a safe role. -# 350402743120326656 -Bing Translator super helpful. http://t.co/AfgNyxBD8Y -@IPvFletch I hate to ruin your pun and point out that’s hangul -I heard your client lacks unicode support >(눈‸눈)< good. -I found a new emoji 눈‸눈 -@hentaiphd @kivikakk says one who doesn’t need to fear mob violence -@pzmyers I’d much rather see them spend their tithes on factional infighting than outwards… -@elwoz concurrency: it’s definitely not the PHP way -RT @0xcharlie: Ugh, car hacking is real. I accidentally made myself crash into my garage today :(. http://t.co/NKeYeeIs7c -RT @matthew_d_green: Oh good, the ZRTPCPP bugs are in the Hello packet. The one ZRTP doesn't properly authenticate. -Here is the ZRTP patch — several classic easy-to-make C mistakes. https://t.co/VfyGpBhizx -“We decided to ninja-edit a public bug report even though THE PATCH IS ON GITHUB” https://t.co/xgcol2udu3 #helping #nothelping -@homakov I only like nerds. -@nrr that smile is because of the brain damage from the concussions -@puellavulnerata it is known that my email address has contacted the email addresses of anarchists, communists, and worse, Australians. -@cl_atlanta @tenfootfangs ah yes, Thomas Jefferson’s famous missive, Against Unions Mofte Gaye -RT @puellavulnerata: http://t.co/SjKEi12k3T Page 13: "Contact chaining and other metadata analysis do not qualify as 'interception' or 'sel… -@axiomsofchoice it’s not unreasonable for most people, but for some of us it’s completely unambiguous :) -@DarthNull it is in the style guide of the New Yorker, iirc, as they think it makes them high-bröw. -@kylemaxwell @ioerror @thegrugq oh of course. But I don’t think I’ve ever emailed him… only late-night twitter DMs… -@kylemaxwell okay, I did email @ioerror a bug report once, so sometimes one. -Regarding email collection: there is no doubt in my mind that I am two degrees of separation by mail away from Bad Guys Of Some Description. -@maxtch no actually… as I hear the apps I use are still crash-prone -Exactly as I assumed, they play games to maximize the amount of packets they snarf, not minimize. http://t.co/ZO0K5vHEHO -@profoundlypaige I pin the business cards of my favorite industry peers to my wall as proof they deign to speak with me :p -RT @puellavulnerata: http://t.co/aEIBiQUUKu Pg. 10, note 4: "...at NSA's request, a vendor diverted a shipment of servers intended for othe… -@DrinkTillKaren and I'm sure maybe not every clinic in Texas is wholly up to those standards! But it's used as an excuse. -@DrinkTillKaren that is a general healthcare concern and we have legions of regulators to keep common sanitation from even being a choice. -RT @thegrugq: “@mdowd: @moxie @thegrugq "uses java...so is not vulnerable” << the first time these words have ever been spoken! -@singawhore @GovernorPerry I was raised in the same faith he was. Am I arrogant to suppose I turned out better? :) -@matthew_d_green see you there at definitely not a conference -@Samurai336 and that is their greatest sin, that they presume freedom of religion to mean freedom to enforce theirs. -Also @GovernorPerry by his own words wants to “protect women” from their own healthcare choices, as if they’re small children. -I’m disgusted by the way @GovernorPerry shamelessly promotes his personal religion as if it’s the decider of the law. -@GovernorPerry protect women from what, their own choices? -@CyborgCode I'm not really sure what you're asking; naming the file which explains how to install "README" is just a tradition. -#siblings http://t.co/Vk50qRTJRK -@JackLScanlan I'm told this should be tweeted at one Jack. I assume you were meant. http://t.co/QiK3OBPSx1 -@vathpela yup, and they failed me by the tiniest sliver. Good thing too, what was I thinkiing? -@MalwareJake 'merica -Every few months, I get an email asking me to apply to be an information services specialist for the Foreign Service. It's cute. -Gods forgive me for indulging in wikileaks drama, but this is all kinds of messed up. http://t.co/pZjf9zWLLV -@spacerog it’s a big leap of faith, but most in fact do not automatically post without user interaction -@philpem yes but the key point is that one definitely shouldn’t assume the crypto-phones are totally safe. -RT @mdowd: Would like to thank @Silent_Circle for turning around fixes for these bugs really quickly. Great job, guys! -@mdowd I wanna see let me see I won’t hack no phones sir -Mr. @mdowd has some serious vulns in crypto-phones. You know, those ones we’re all using to avoid the NSA. http://t.co/7jp4Qo6J7d -RT @photonstorm: My 7 year old found a box of 3.5" disks in my office, he said (and I quote) "are they like a collecting card game from Vic… -@DavidNakamura @ioerror 30-year-old, your grace. -Of all the things one could say to defend the NSA, you say it’s a job creator? https://t.co/B2nOmvwrt1 (congressman) -@Call_Me_Dutch never seen a politician say so plainly he will put up with anything for money. -@m1sp It is his very first meeting with Our Lady of Overreaction. -@m1sp I forgot what I originally asked for, and assumed you meant the European Space Agency -RT @MarkKriegsman: @Veracode goes black tie at the E&Y Entrepreneur of The Year awards. We clean up nice, don't we! http://t.co/iBKFDrdKn6 -RT @mccv: New interview question: "what's your favorite build system?" Correct answers: 1) Rage face 2) None of them 3) Literal table flip -@themarkcaudill @puellavulnerata you know, like squirrel marriage and stuff -RT @puellavulnerata: Oh, now that's taking stupid to a whole new level: https://t.co/MRa1DTywfq -@BryanJFischer I have read many willfully ignorant things today. The throne belongs to you. -@m1sp he’s not so tough without a pterosaur to back him up http://t.co/HWnD6anUKZ -RT @stevebenen: 3 hours ago: Rick Perry declares, "Texans value life." 1/2 hour ago: Texas carries out its 500th execution since 1982 -@dakami well that was cute -Heck of a Facebook bug. A moment of silence for a merciful death. http://t.co/utewTpZBFf -@dakami I have a word for that… -RT @SCOTUS_Scalia: Yesterday I voted to overturn a legislative body. Today I said it was offensive for a court to do so. The difference is … -@eevee sorry, please adjust your decoder for sarcasm and try again -@rgov they are steadily slipping more into the defaults to, I don’t know, drive engagement -@eevee that makes them sooooo much less creepy. Thanks. -@jduck even Apple Maps can find him http://t.co/HqUGH1F3Nb -@ioerror @puellavulnerata who’s invited? -# 350040625170751488 -@_larry0 knowing where you work, that gives me The Worries. -RT @cjcmichel: And here we go again. RT @ArletteSaenz: Rick Perry just called a special session, starts July 1st -RT @dangoodin001: Can Apple read your iMessages? Ars deciphers “end-to-end” crypto claims http://t.co/JJMrjf41hF -@jonelf she is a character in my novel, not known for being emotionally balanced. -@chort0 ah, sorry! The mail came. I was busy writing the first Scathing Review of Malware, but I intend to write several. -@fdiesch The Lord never looked so ladylike, I’d reckon… -Look look I drew something! … why are you all looking at me like that? http://t.co/auabk3SwkF -@ternus fair enough, but city folk are notorious for being too scared of horses to go near them :) -RT @fivethirtyeight: By August, about 600m people worldwide will live in states/countries with gay marriage vs. about 300m a year ago. -@ternus you know you’re a city boy when you think that’s a problem folk don’t have no more. :p -I don’t know which mystery is greater: why my USB stick has a folder named gayporn, or why it only contains signing certificates -RT @vogon: @0xabad1dea a Halliburton always repays his debts -In a thousand years, they will speak of corporations as we do noble lineages. “The House of Sun crumbled, and became vassals of another” -RT @jgeorge: An article about HP admitting a backdoor in a product was interrupted by an ad. For HP security analysis software. http://t.co… -LEGALISTIC ARGLE BARGLE http://t.co/kH1UTugQwl -RT @chort0: When a few officials say "trust us with surveillance, we'll follow the rules" you should do no such thing. Official lie & cheat… -RT @chort0: The TX Senate's attempt to blatantly break the rules should be a good argument for why transparency is critical for legitimate … -@ternus I only pray to red pandas. -@Neostrategos he’s been on the record as believing gay marriage is fundamentally evil for many years. -Best fundie response I’ve gotten yet: I am, to my surprise, a goat worshipper. -@DanMudd @0x17h yeah, that’s me, I went to school to study science and ended up praying to goats. What are you smoking, friend? -I await Orson Scott Card’s brave assault on the White House to fight and die for the right to not look at two dudes holding hands -RT @ternus: “Any government that [legalizes gay marriage] is my mortal enemy. I will act to destroy that government & bring it down”-Orson … -The future: Microsoft advertises 3D printer drivers shipping with the operating system. https://t.co/PkJ7KpasMN -@DanMudd @0x17h naw, see, treating animals humanely is a “lib” thing, abusing their bodies is more what the other side prefers -@mirell Catholics in rich countries are left to their own rational devices for the most part. -I will not hesitate to tell fundamentalists that they preach a religion of hate. I came out of that darkness, I know it intimately. -@ternus Melissa Elliott does not QUOTE, as if her words could fail her. -@GovMikeHuckabee You seriously believe your prophet is upset that human beings embrace in love and freedom? He sounds hateful. -@MadAttorney @0x17h you mean that place that turned down the opportunity to rape Lot’s daughters at his suggestion? -@ternus when the smile is soft and the eyes are gentle and the words truthful but not harsh. -@VirginiaProdan @0x17h I’m sorry, nobody could hear your tribal god over the calls of living human beings for their rights -RT @chriseng: Can't figure out how to add this test case to the regression suite. #veracode (h/t @MarkKriegsman) http://t.co/9mi1OSKOLy -RT @ScottFilmCritic: Woman opposes gay marriage for religious reasons. Facebook friend explains why she probably shouldn't. #DOMA http://t.… -@wimremes good gods man how many languages do you tweet in -RT @neiltyson: Science literacy is less about what you know & more about how your brain is wired for asking questions. -Expired cert stolen from Opera, used to sign malware http://t.co/lz8V2dkxex this is why checking those dang dates matters -@m1sp hey, you can gay marry an American now and it will count. Just saying. -@CyberiAccela nope. -@bhelyer the engine loves me ! -// need to review what the point of this function is And that’s when I knew this code base had achieved sentience -@codeferret_ haha probably. -@BatesLine almost no-one is advocating for late-term abortions for any reason other than life-or-death medical emergency, afaik. -@m1sp emotional support request -@BatesLine you’re deliberately ignoring that such a thing is typically in fact illegal ? -@hirojin it's actually just variable names -Someday I should ask my static analysis elders what is this “Solaris” they refer to in old documentation. Sounds almost… familiar… -@m1sp @CyberiAccela it’s okay, money, and furniture, grows on trees. -@CyberiAccela @m1sp it’s not stealing if you’re human, it’s manifest destiny. -@BatesLine and probably ignoring that the womb carries out far more natural abortions, often before the woman knows, than clinics ever will. -@BatesLine of course, you’re ignoring that almost all abortions happen as early in the pregnancy as possible, no one WANTS to wait -@BatesLine yeah? http://t.co/HowUPvt6IO -*･゜ﾟ･*:.｡..｡.:*･’(*ﾟ▽ﾟ*)’･*:.｡. .｡.:*･゜ﾟ･* F A B U L O U S -@Tomi_Tapio the heck is wrong with their hands -RT @ginatrapani: Very good morning hugging my wife and daughter, celebrating our upgrade from second-class citizenship. -@DarthNull @WeldPond I bet Amazon’s east coast facility went down. -@WeldPond you were struck by lightning ? Sudden clarity. -RT @hypatiadotca: Technical term. MT @ryangrim: Scalia calls the DOMA majority opinion "legalistic argle-bargle". Srsly. I think there's sp… -@pusscat high five -I was wondering why my morning twitter log was so large today… no wonder heh -@BryanJFischer back to Philosophy 101 with you. https://t.co/44AfBN28Rj -RT @nonstampNSC: Congratulations to those who have overcome the Mormon church's obscene anti-gay campaign of 2008. #marriageEquality #prop8 -RT @wyethwire: One last time: Privilege means never having to wonder if your Constitutional rights are about to change in the next 30 minut… -RT @SCOTUSblog: DOMA is unconstitutional -@kaepora a curiously American thing to do, really. -@cs2501x so mostly I was wondering if advocating to make sure someone’s phone line is nonstop busy is incitement to a crime. -@cs2501x I was reading tweets saying to make sure the phones of the Texas governor never stop ringing today -@DrWhax ah good, it’s an idiom… it sounds a touch odd translated literally -@cs2501x these seem to both fall under computer laws, and phone laws are older and generally more peculiar to my understanding -RT @notch: I love getting called gay as an insult. In my head it's like calling people swimmers. I don't swim, but I kinda like the idea. S… -@DrWhax err is blue eyes an idiom I am unfamiliar with or are they referring to shared ethnicity ? -RT @djon3s: There's never been a better time to gift an old laptop with a Tor and an EFF sticker to a seat at a train station. -Re: harassment: if ten thousand people place one call each to a publicly disclosed telephone number, who could you charge? -RT @CecileRichards: The official vote was recorded at 12:03 a.m. Know why? Because of you. #StandWithWendy #SB5 #TXLege -Are there actually any laws in America against manual telephone DDoS ? -RT @aurosan: Everyone, say hello to the Texas GOP: http://t.co/t037uUKDMp -RT @vogon: if nothing else my twitter feed is making me glad that I wasn't the only college student who tried to change timestamps to evade… -One of the villains of my novel is a cute, sweet girl easily provoked to sudden violence. No, I have no idea where I got the idea for her. -If you take my words too literally I will throw you off a bridge Metaphorically, one hopes -@m1sp I did not say anything about expertise dear Mispy ! -@rantyben I'm speaking of the sheer amount of free material and you know it. -If you have the internet and speak English, the only thing you may say after “I am ignorant on the subject” is “for five more minutes.” -@raudelmil there comes a point when base ignorance is a grown man’s danged own fault. -@BatesLine pick up a biology book, if they haven’t burned them all wherever you live -RT @MatthewKeysLive: Texas Senate changes website, now shows vote on SB5 happened before midnight on June 25 - http://t.co/YwKA6xKKSC -RT @MatthewKeysLive: Texas Senate website shows vote on anti-abortion bill SB5 took place on June 26 (after midnight) - http://t.co/KahMSwy… -@thegrugq it is always heartbreaking, it is not ever anything someone wants to do. -@amanicdroid @BatesLine He mansplained so hard that the Men’s Rights redditors just all fell pregnant. -@thegrugq Texas is a big place. Not everyone is crazy. And I understand that everything is illegal in Thailand. -Check out this guy’s timeline. @BatesLine Not hesitating to call him out as a privileged little festering wound. -@BatesLine Or mayhaps because to every one of those people, this DESPERATELY MATTERED? Tantrums, indeed. -@BatesLine Do you suppose the tiers of that gallery were packed with throngs on a Tuesday night for sport? -@BatesLine What a majestic dismissal of the desperate fight to protect half of humanity from the dark elements of the other. -@snare “We have to adjourn at midnight, unless it ‘twar a woman who kept us up so late” -@L0sPengu1n0s I don’t doubt that someone vandalized a potted plant or something, but that’s rather besides the point. -RT @jltowns: Omg. Just for the record - in this moment, this is the information the CNN machine is giving us. http://t.co/YtBc5biqWG -RT @rare_basement: THIS SHIT HAPPENS TO WOMEN EVERY DAY. "JUMP THROUGH THESE IMPOSSIBLE HOOPS TO SUCCEED. OH YOU MADE IT? WELL YOU LOSE ANY… -RT @amanicdroid: Hey, @BarackObama, there is oil in Texas. Let's take democracy to them. -Am I to understand that people of my country are being arrested within the halls of a legislature for protesting an illegal vote? … Damn. -RT @doubleNNjen: More than 50 troopers arresting people in the gallery -RT @nikhilgoya_l: Image of state troops entering the gallery. http://t.co/7YvFLOJYmF #StandWithWendy -@m1sp he does not know of such things; after all, Ismyrn is NOT the Aspect, but one who could be, and this he knows. -RT @spacerog: RT @KimZetter: Vine video showing the crowd outside the Texas Senate gallery tonight - https://t.co/0XAY0E1bB9 <- Local TX ne… -Do these senators even know about live streaming -@m1sp plot! http://t.co/UuLZTmytXo -What news from the mark? http://t.co/VLjUGI792l -RT @dresdencodak: I think we're officially seeing #OccupySexism -RT @andykilgore: Welcome to Whose Legislature Is It Anyway where the rules are made up and the points of order don't matter #sb5 #standwith… -Tonight: about six billion people hear the word “germane” for the first, and last, time. -RT @chriseng: Occupation: "The LeBron James of filibustering" http://t.co/BLi1QZNBPL #StandWithWendy -@maradydd apparently it’s three strikes and you’re out or something -@vogon /me tosses you a hundred RTs Pocket change -@vogon “member since June” looks legit… “2012” -RT @tikva: BTW, "point of order" is my new safeword. -@wookiee guilt trip much -@wookiee :O -RT @Seraph1337: hi. Wendy Davis, whether you agree w/ her or not, is a colossal badass with nerves of steel for doing this AFTER her office… -RT @rare_basement: hey non-americans confused about filibusters: dont worry most of us dont fully understand them either -@_wirepair he’s dead, man. They need to move on. -RT @ginatrapani: Yo @twitter, work with @falcon_android, will you? Your arbitrary token limit is killing a passionate community & dev who l… -@_wirepair @rantyben @thegrugq until they let him through customs * -@thegrugq @_wirepair but but but America has so many wonderful things! Like… like me ! -@m1sp how many days of school are there from kindergarten through third grade ? -@m1sp tonight in Abadidea Draws Dresses: Wow Abadidea Did You Know Dresses That Cover Shoulders Are An Option -RT @JasonAller: #standwithwendy in Texas how do legislators in wheelchairs filibuster? Do they have to stand? -@MalwareJake “cracks passwords” is a heck of a buzzword. -I don’t ever answer unexpected calls from mystery numbers on their first call… but 000-0000 is all kinds of special. http://t.co/LzvyoUEfPk -RT @natashenka: @0xabad1dea It was my clever ploy to get everyone to clone the entire repo ;) Slides on there own are here http://t.co/1kHk… -@m1sp never do anything with only one purpose in mind! If nothing else, you can always complicate the plot. -@me_irl as a larper I will respect their fantasy -In which a newspaper refers to killing combatants as hunting big game. http://t.co/TiApcBSicI -@m1sp I have determined that I need a short prologue starring Young Rashk. -@natashenka error: blob is too big :( -Dear cryptography community xoxo I think you are all swell also all crazy -@tapbot_paul @MikeBeas Sorry I blew my lid. -@tapbot_paul @MikeBeas precisely. -@MikeBeas @tapbot_paul and it is all fundamentally the issue of the living human whose body and health is compromised. -@MikeBeas @tapbot_paul it’s not a baby, and the point of regulation is to keep abortions on the side of the line where it’s not a baby -@MikeBeas @tapbot_paul you ASK for their kidney. There is no reason pregnancy should be different. Bodily compromise by consent. -@MikeBeas @tapbot_paul You would never tackle the nearest person and harvest their kidney against their will, for someone who needs one -@MikeBeas @tapbot_paul that’s not what I said. But you know what? Listen to this, please: -@tapbot_paul @MikeBeas I take that ground too ? -@MikeBeas @tapbot_paul of course, this is another pointless argument with someone who has never had to worry of pregnancy -@MikeBeas @tapbot_paul damn my conscience, I would probably be too queasy to have an abortion. Damn lives ruined for religious pretension. -@MikeBeas @tapbot_paul the idea that there is no difference from conception to birth is purely a notion of particular religions. -@MikeBeas @tapbot_paul an egg is not a bird. Go study developmental biology. I did. Learned a heck of a lot. -@MikeBeas @tapbot_paul gfdi nobody is killing babies -@spacerog @th3j35t3r whence the respect? I’ve never known him to have any reaction to anything but DDoS. -@MikeBeas @tapbot_paul the strawmanness of this has left me twitchy… -@brennantom @c7five the 1337 motley fool, naming someone narcissist? Takes one to know one. But sir your geolocation is classy. -@m1sp dangit mispy NO TIME TRAVEL -@mikeestee @starsandrobots @marshray oh my gods. This is going in my meme folder. -RT @johl: If this was a movie, the plot twist would be that Snowden's encrypted security file is already in the Bitcoin blockchain, in Base… -RT @ZoeQuinnzel: I hate it when games tell me to press x because I panic for a split second because of this http://t.co/BhTVGAXSE8 -RT @repjustinamash: Congress has highest security clearance level for classified information. Why, then, are most of us denied access to FI… -RT @MatthewKeysLive: This is the NSA 'fact sheet' that was pulled earlier today from the NSA's website - http://t.co/Xa5znZSQum -RT @oiwan: HK Sec of Justice Rimsky Yuen explained the U.S did not specify the "J" in Edward J Snowden whether it is Joseph or James in the… -RT @deliciousbees: "Ask yourself: should such people be handed over to be imprisoned?" says president of country who imprisoned three women… -It seems somewhere along the way this PHP bot lost all instances of the string "." (including quotes) from the source file. -# 349675707259027459 -@0x17h *squint* RTL8187L ? -@0x17h http://t.co/mqxWSbBdjC -@asyncsrc because it's a hacking tools CD from China -It came with a CD, but my husband won't let me stick it in the only computer we have with a CD drive. -@abditum did your eyes glaze over? Read it, really read it... -So I bought a wifi dish antenna off Amazon. This is the box. Uh... http://t.co/cIHzK3rCYx -I'm writing my first professional review of a PHP bot. /* implicit variable creation is the devil's work, son */ -@WeldPond @QuantumG yeah, so... they do unplug :p -@grumpybozo I do most of my work on Not My Work Machine, but I needed it for something particular... -@jlwfnord I'll assume that's why IT hasn't fulfilled the ticket I filed like a whole 26 minutes ago yet then! :p -@mtheoryx it's not a bug, it's a well-known property. And no, there's no check-as-you-type. -@daviottenheimer I wouldn't call our local network particularly slow... -Someone please tell me the sensible reason that SMB can take over a minute to decide a share you typed in isn't valid -@skynetbnet *I* don't. It's the work machine... -RT @blowdart: ARS makes firefox cry. http://t.co/6m1Q1KMUWa -@grumpybozo what else would you call a thing where you type in a user name and password? -Let's take a look at this malicious PHP *click* *antivirus flips out and deletes it* Hmm. I'm going to hear from IT about this... -Well bless my bit9 sysadmin's prickly little heart, he done give me an "allow" button to use on these here DLLs and my build be workin'! -@dakami bet you I can make one that is -@jeremiahfelt thank you but no operators are free at this time -@cowtowncoder the last time I said the word “serbo-croatian” a Croatian threatened to murder me -“So… you’ve been letting us have electricity for months, we gave you money, the electricity is on and the money is missing?” “Yep!” -“Oh it’s a good thing you called because we apparently lost all your bill payments ever into the black void of despair” -@spacerog I keep getting to a live person and disconnected because all lines are full -“Account locked out” “I understand you have a billing question. Are you moving?” “Account password reset” “I understand you have a billing q -@nrr wh… wh… what. why -RT @ternus: “Akamai Adversarial Resilience: We *Can* Repel Firepower of that Magnitude” -Hello, I am an automated assistant. Please state what you want, given no hints as to preferred input, so I can wildly misinterpret it. -@savagejen @r4v5 @0x17h I’d recommend a tutor under the rules of homeschooling -@r4v5 the jawbreaker I posted earlier is not mine, I only have receivers. -@Wxcafe @codeferret_ the shocked one was a “bonus figure” iirc -RT @arstechnica: World of Warcraft mobile auctions closed after rash of account hijacks http://t.co/fCdI3prhBB by @dangoodin001 -@apiary write a python bot to attend meetings -@jennifurret I tend to make a reply to what they said and then throw in “also I prefer the other pronoun” just incidentally -@r4v5 nope, never. Move along. Nothing to see here. -@Wxcafe @codeferret_ bought a box set from… some Japanese import site I guess? -@DoktorJeep *whistles innocently* -Should have bought more shielding for those serial cables my little friend… http://t.co/ZFGgwXUePd -This one isn’t mine but it consented to photography http://t.co/mRaevZXjed -Expect this sort of thing in my slides http://t.co/5mjbjgEOTd -I’m telling Engineering to freeze the code base forever as soon as my build runs so I never have to see a bit-nine dialogue again. -RT @sec_reactions: How I feel trying to get non-technical people to care about PRISM - by @aloria http://t.co/Dwmhxc1eHX -@tapbot_paul and hence, the Recycle Bin was born ! -@shoebox aww, well, make the most of it ! -Ever notice that in video games, the elevator is ALWAYS on the floor you’re on? #nsa #conspiracy -@raudelmil I actually specifically tried to avoid sending too many me-toos on him cuz I didn't want to be blocked -I think the NSA guy finally blocked me. Well that was inevitable -@kyhwana it genuinely doesn’t occur to a lot of people that an https form loaded through an http container is a problem -@kyhwana eww. One rarely sees iframes at all anymore actually, except to load another site entirely. -@grumpybozo @cba well, Mr. Assange says he is not truly missing, and is safe, so I presume he wasn’t abducted. -@mikko the jester disgusts me. He wields his little sword against everyone he has the vaguest reason to dislike. -@ShadowTodd and no back pain. -@DrPizza I want you to know I’m sorry ere I fall asleep. -@psobot now find the waste and trim at at source level ;) -@DrPizza I’ll miss you. -@oh_rodr small numbers matter too. Though I can’t speak to this UCMJ thing. -RT @eevee: http://t.co/hEq33TMxKC oh, imagemagick. why are you "parsing" xml by hand. -@0x17h you know what else reminds me of schools in Soviet Russia that Texas doesn’t do? Math. -@bojanrajkovic @Edcrab_ and I think people who do not like the word do not like the theoretical future of “needing” to say so -@bojanrajkovic @Edcrab_ which it wasn’t. Cis is not an insult. I am cis. Most people are cis or mostly so. -@mdowd woohoo !! -RT @hypatiadotca: Today marks the 40th anniversary of the worst act of anti-LGBTQ terrorism in US history. Never forget. http://t.co/YBH0ji… -RT @grumpybozo: Who seriously believes that a jr. sysadmin who has demonstrated poor strategic planning was the first guy to walk TS data o… -RT @BenDoernberg: If #Snowden can cover his tracks to hide what documents he accessed, what stops other NSA agents from covering tracks of … -RT @xepheraux: the fact that people who own multiple homes and people who live without shelter exist in the same societal framework is awfu… -@ioerror @hellNbak_ I think, by and large, there are many legitimate security services to which they are just another rich customer -RT @Edcrab_: People mad because cis is an "invented word", unlike those pure naturally occurring words found inside fruit and in the format… -@oh_rodr wait… are you saying gays HAVE to join the military now to show their appreciation for it being a possibility on the table ? -@0x17h though somewhere in my heart I have sympathy for him, the correlation between Marxism and arson eludes me. -RT @trevortimm: Senators claim NSA is lying about privacy protections in its "fact sheet" but can't say how because it's classified. http:/… -RT @sinak: Hemingway killed himself while hounded by FBI. He seemed paranoid to friends but FOIA reveal truth: http://t.co/uUNyBzFXok via @… -@eevee but if I search for Hermione, it’s there. -@eevee example: I have a jpeg of Hermione that has a numerical filename and no textual metadata that says anything about Hermione at all -@eevee unless you’re not the only person with that file, and the aggregate metadata tells them a lot about it -RT @doingitwrong: I remember as a kid reading about the worst excesses of the collapsing Roman Empire and thinking “why didn’t anyone DO so… -RT @djrbliss: I'm so glad that Comcast decided for me that my cable modem password would be much better without special characters. -@WhiteMageSlave WORLD BUILD GET https://t.co/61HBSusPmR (optional: @ELLIOTTCABLE @ternus not optional: @m1sp ) -@thegrugq @hellNbak_ I was told today I'm a firebrand. Edgy. Mad bad and dangerous to know. I'm totally cool. -@RSWestmoreland would explain why no-one can find him... -oh boy oh boy I've been chosen to receive a "bahanas" cruise for two by SMS! -@thegrugq There are many terrible things to say about my educators. Being "Christian Scientists" is, blessedly, not one of them. -Me an' BFF @m1sp on some kind of digi-date http://t.co/1uIM6DIB2z -So I've read about six hundred pages of game of thrones so far and now I'm calling @m1sp my vassal -@jgeorge IDK, but @m1sp is here and I guess there's room for one more! (Actually I don't actually have cherries) -"I'm opening my gate and you can come get my cherries. In Animal Crossing, IN ANIMAL CROSSING" -# 349312542591549440 -It sounds like there was a mass glitch and a bunch of google sessions got terminated. Weird. -@xa329 @0xcharlie *my* DH? He is... how do you say... into physical security? And I don't mean locks. -@apiary all the radio signals you didn't know your electronics are giving off. -@xa329 @0xcharlie I don't even have a transmitter and HE'S FORMER NSA IT'S NOT FAIR -I was just kicked out of gmail and gdrive "for security purposes" and had to log back in. *ominous.wav* -@m1sp gtalk seems to have disavowed me -Writing protip: need a bunch of minor characters in a hurry? Recall one of your classes from school, no matter how vaguely, and run with it -@m1sp slathering random "historic" versions of SDL onto my drive, we arrive at Function 'TCOD_sys_read_file' not found in ... libtcod.dylib -@m1sp Library not loaded: @ executable_path/../Frameworks/libpng.framework/Versions/1.5.4/libpng And there it is- the problem I always had! -@0xcharlie there shall be NO MONKEYING ABOUT WITH THE WATERFALL DISPLAY. -@0xcharlie haha.jpg wait that means I have to wake up to be polite doesn't it -@TakoArishi that's why I RDP :p -@RSWestmoreland she's seen our customers' code a few times too many... -@JamesTCave HEY!!! LUKA WAS FACING THE OTHER WAY! PERIMETER COMPROMISE!!! -I only RDP into this machine, can you tell ? http://t.co/hw3Z1IsCK2 -@scriptmonkey_ @TriCorce @phillips321 spoiler: it's badg3r5 -@Viss @fbz in general, I do not remember the 90s. -@solak come on man you're not even European. -Youtube has me figured out I'm afraid. One of these things is not like the others. All of these things are spot on. http://t.co/EPr1MkYnXm -Allegedly my defcon talk is at 5:00 on Saturday. Good. I was afraid of having to wake up before 10! -Stocking up on non-black t-shirts with which to establish my alpha geekdom https://t.co/iYEsiQhyWh -@d_olex I'm making fun of him. Personally. :) -@amanicdroid somebody stop these maniacs ! Or not. Their loss… -RT @JimmyS: @0xabad1dea check the last anecdote out on page 1: exploitation of your owen code for great victory! http://t.co/LR5wXtBJU2 -@d_olex @rantyben he is indeed no stranger to wrong! -@amanicdroid and they specifically have the most serious threat model on earth. As much as I hate them I'm embarrassed. -@amanicdroid they're specifically using the terms root and super user. They specifically designed their own solution to this -I always wanted a set of rainbow books, but I’ve never even seen a single volume in person. Born too late, I guess ! -@marshray rainbow books… now there’s a blast from my shadowy origins past -@CelestialBeard @0x17h http://t.co/opCtaYYciX -Like seriously if it’s actually true that agencies can’t distinguish between different system admins’ actions the incompetency is… gross. -@amanicdroid no but you’d think knowledge of the existence of RBAC would be uniform among people managing NSA computers -@oh_rodr @chort0 well if you don’t spam me it’s all good -This just in: three-letter agencies don’t know about sudo, even though they developed SELinux? http://t.co/v6RlzFk4XL -@chort0 can you send a zip to [firstname].b.elliott at gmail ? (Do spammers even scrape for emails any more?) -@chort0 I want some unambiguously malicious code it is easy to make cruel fun of -RT @djrbliss: PS4 evidently runs a FreeBSD derivative. I guess there will finally be a place to use FreeBSD 0days besides Defcon CTF! -@eevee please tell @kufat and @codeferret_ I am officially not the world’s worst laptop purchasing maniac -RT @tinycartridge: dang gotta take advantage of this deal at Re-Tail http://t.co/W04kUyvuF6 -@WarOnPrivacy he seems to “defer to the wisdom” of his military and never challenge them on anything they want -But a nice innocent girl like me doesn’t know where to find malware source code ! Preferably stupid IRC bot ones or some such -@ntavish yes, either deliberately (intended to be customized) or by leaks. -@WarOnPrivacy @puellavulnerata I’m pretty sure half the reason we’re in this mess is that he can’t bear to handle warlike things himself -Perhaps, for good sport, I should do a “serious” code review of the source of some malware. -Here’s the complete emet slides btw. http://t.co/MvgecELJAU -@xa329 but… EBP didn’t actually change. -Okay, maybe I’m missing something but I don’t understand why a compiler would emit that. http://t.co/qZHE1JZNC3 -RT @ioerror: I'm glad to hear that Former Italian Prime Minister Silvio Berlusconi was found guilty. -RT @katespencer: This article on what's happening in Texas cannot be RTed enough: http://t.co/fIpNbjzPjs -You can has root on HP storage devices http://t.co/0K0dONtHD2 (via both /r/netsec and @TriCorce) -@L0sPengu1n0s the Netherlands, as that’s where all the cables join, so ping should be low ! -@Kufat /me points to 4chan and the beliebers -@L0sPengu1n0s high holy priestess -@Kufat the idea behind making the Internet its own country is to MAKE it an act of war silly -@sanguis3k “Send in… the BELIEBERS.” -My solution: 1) Make the internet its own country 2) All government surveillance is now an act of war 3) ??? But it will be great -RT @paradroid001: @0xabad1dea Can't hack a computer that has no free memory. Just allocate it *all*. -@jdiezlopez it’s probably effective against a large portion of wholly generic, non-customized payloads -This is the hackiest anti-hacking measure I could possibly imagine. #emet http://t.co/ZqYpCgZV6c -@kaepora I tried to tune in but it was so stuttery and over compressed I could hardly get a word -RT @savagejen: Julian Assange is answering questions about Snowden on RT: http://t.co/6SpHl15MAs "He is in a safe place and his spirits are… -@MrToph mine beeps again after 24 hours… -@wimremes oh come now, a man five thousand followers tall ought be used to it, however will you bear the pressure of nine thousand? -@Gadgetoid @dildog and that my friend is how religions are born ! #SacredKnee -RT @ioerror: When the question of the US pressure on #Ecuador came up - the #BBC feed ended - attempts to reload it "The broadcast has now … -RT @SnowdensSeat: I feel empty. -RT @halvarflake: Correction: US has approx. the same number of people with TS clearance (relative to population) as the Stasi had when the … -RT @dildog: Want to feel old? Every 12 year old was born AFTER the "All Your Base" meme got started. #forgreatjustice -RT @conor64: How could Snowden go to Cuba, a country where untried prisoners on hunger strikes are force fed with -- oh, wait, it's us doin… -@m1sp let us do the dance… the Dance of the Timezones -@m1sp are you chat-enabled today ? -@m1sp I’m at work ATM I guess in a bit I can dig out the air and install rvm on it -RT @offmessage: Big question of the day: If you lose a tooth while abroad does *your* tooth fairy come out or does the local one deliver? A… -This is an amazing tweet thread starring our friend Former NSA Guy. https://t.co/7G0zchXW00 (who apparently has very delicate ears) -Halfway through the book. I propose renaming it A Song of Deus Ex Direlupus -@marshray green? Well some of the nebulae are green… -@marshray I like it, but you can’t take it personally when someone is mean to you -Oh so Hodor really is a Pokemon I thought that was some kind of imgur meme #AbadideaReadsGameOfThrones -@jesster_king in game of thrones -@daveaitel @thegrugq posting safes on imgur — a risky gambit, which paid off. -RT @daveaitel: so I heard you guys like safes - Imgur http://t.co/HGrvrOl3XF -RT @drunkenpredator: Hong Kong? Moscow? And now Ecuador?! Just PICK ONE, dude! This is getting exhausting! #idonthaveajetengine -@thegrugq a keen anger flared in me, and I willed your destruction. It might be the book. -@thegrugq I will not take the grugq seriously I will not take the grugq seriously I will not -@thegrugq Harry Potter picks up a mature reading level around book four -@thegrugq mature reading level does not mean “mature” gratuitous content -@savagejen I’m pretty sure most large departments do by this point -@ELLIOTTCABLE feel free to sample my wares http://t.co/ciIHCvtYKu -@ELLIOTTCABLE in any case yes I write an awful lot, and it defies my guardians that I hold a paper of the sciences. -@WhiteMageSlave I will tell you why progress has slowed: I have been too happy -@WhiteMageSlave the written manuscript hasn’t gotten much longer, it’s all been my patented Manga Notes -@ELLIOTTCABLE you should probably follow my muse, @m1sp , to see the constant flurry of midnight exchanges on the matter -@ELLIOTTCABLE particularly of one of the older characters, and to establish the common people of one of the cultures. -@ELLIOTTCABLE the one which I am a hundred pages into, and in the process of inserting some more scenes for characterization -@ELLIOTTCABLE regardless my story is better -@WhiteMageSlave but as a writer I can guarantee he went back and added that remark after he decided it was a convenient plot device -@WhiteMageSlave nah his mom totally mentioned it a chapter or two before -@ELLIOTTCABLE I made a bad decision to read Game of Thrones -@ELLIOTTCABLE … hello? -@spacerog you’ll look ridiculous -# 348948206761156608 -@m1sp in any case, I intend for it to be clear that, once both of age, anyone of common taste would say that Houri has the Aspect of Hot. -@m1sp your next post was about… oh never mind, sure, some other child’s issues, I believe you :p -@rantyben yeah one of them already got thrown off a roof -@herodfel I’m reading game of thrones… -RT @Packetknife: You know - you're allowed to not like Snowden, Wikileaks, Manning, Greenwald, etc. etc. AND EXPECT BETTER FROM _YOUR_ GOVE… -@The1TrueSean throne of games or something like that -@ameaijou I did specifically ask if it was grooooooss -Why did none of you warn me about the twincest -@m1sp goodness am I the only writer who gives the youngest sister the good looks -@JackLScanlan that’s cheating unless you bring some to share … wait… that sounds really gross. -@jennifurret they all gave me an odd look. -@jennifurret last time I was in Vegas people kept asking me — because I look under 21 I guess — and I said truthfully it was business… -@stevelord I don’t watch TV, but it’s hard not to encounter the fandom on the internet. -RT @arstechnica: California sends a cease and desist order to the Bitcoin Foundation http://t.co/tkhxlr7O79 by @nathanmattise -@savagejen what? They bothered you ?! -@BettyMcGraw7 @sneakatdatavibe yes, but I’m pretty sure I can’t simply visit it. -Read the prologue. Wait, there are zombies in this story? I though it was just about knowing nothing, especially the location of dragons -@iHum4n no actually, and I really need to work on that… but I have a much longer fantasy story inching towards completion -@gangstahugs which isn’t necessarily wrong or bad but it does give one pause -@gangstahugs it’s disconcerting in that the tone of the ad suggests Amazon and my bank have a deal to target my bank’s customers 1/2 -Is it because I’m American I never knew one could simply fly to Cuba -@skynetbnet well, I use my bank card to buy things from Amazon, that might be an easier trail to follow :) -@pa28 @KateElliottSFF same last name — it’s a sign. -@RenaKunisaki yeah, you can pay the difference to opt out of the ads at any point -And no, I never jailbroke my Ad-Supported Kindle. It used to just futilely offer me romance novels and local massage parlors. -@RenaKunisaki the cheapest one does -Considering that this is my actual bank, seeing this pop up on Kindle is a little disconcerting http://t.co/tnJfgFbq8r -@addelindh I can’t stand the writing style of Narnia actually. Tried three times with three different volumes. -@akopa most of the fiction I’ve read in the past several years has been manga and webcomics rather than conventional novels -(I really like stories written on a mature reading level which include children as proper characters.) -But I guess I will go read GoT because I know it treats children as actual characters rather than scenery props based on fandom stuff -In fact my own Secret Novel Project is rather Potterish in that it focuses on teens and reams of personal character development -@nickdepetrillo CHECK OUT NICK DEPETRILLO EXCLUSIVE PICTURES OF HIS HUUUUUGE YAGI HERE IN ANTENNA NEWS it satisfies the radio ladies -I’m more of a Harry Potter kind of fan, will I just get grossed out? -So I’ve been debating actually reading Game of Thrones for a long time now, knowing that it’s heavy on sex, violence, and death. -@puellavulnerata @smarimc I assume they have their own little diplomaticy ways of propagating such information without broadcasting it -@bhelyer high five for five eyes ! -@smarimc @puellavulnerata I’m amused they seem confused how he was able to leave Hong Kong without it,as if they’d be terribly fussed. -RT @thehistoryb0y: This is what Alan Turing's statue in Manchester looks like today, his 101st birthday :D http://t.co/HXJGpZ3ubp -@bhelyer the American attitude is that all foreigners are under suspicion by default. Sorry. -I continue to be astounded at the number of people who conflate unfriendly states towards the US with ENEMIES of the US. -@donicer pretty sure the paparazzi saw him get into a car at the airport in Russia -@rfunk how does going to jail separate one from common criminals? Why does suffering make a cause more legitimate? -@rfunk I just don’t buy that civil disobedience must or even “should” necessarily end in voluntary arrest. -I think humans have a problem with feeling like someone’s cause isn’t legitimate unless they’ve suffered for it. We glorify suffering -@jilliancyork @ioerror cognitive dissonance: I voted for him because I liked his platform therefore this isn’t that bad because after all I… -@kesgardner @McGrewSecurity I fail to see how a layover in Hong Kong affects the genuine status of the documents. -@ErrataRob because a state interfering with a civilian flight always goes over so well… -RT @PRISM_NSA: #FunFact We often swap phone tapping tips with @piersmorgan! He's pretty good at it for a civilian - been doing it longer th… -@rfunk and why does Thoreau get the last word? -@vogon insisting someone be punished for doing the right thing is worshipping Law as a god who has conquered Justice. -.@vogon I don’t think it’s morally consistent to say “I agree the law was wrong but I want you to suffer for breaking it anyway.” -RT @NightValeRadio: Wow, the continuous nuclear explosion in the sky is really nice today. Hardly any floating water in the way. -I don’t get people who both say he did the right thing AND want him to willingly face the music. As then it’s entirely the wrong music ! -@trufae I get it! Is language joke! -How many whistleblowers can the Ecuadorian economy support? -RT @Falkvinge: No, #nsa, it's not "irreversible damage to the USA" by Snowden. It's by _you_. Don't blame others when it's your actions tha… -Talk to your teen about Linux… before you have to talk to them behind bars in chroot jail. -@inversephase TALK TO YOUR TEENAGER ABOUT LINUX BEFORE YOU HAVE TO TALK TO THEM ABOUT OPENBSD -I think what Kaspersky was TRYING to say was, if you have absolutely no idea why this is on your hard drive, that’s suspicious @inversephase -@zedshaw you got my hopes up for a moment… -Via non-criminal Linux user @inversephase , something just a little bit fuddy: https://t.co/4k6ZSs87W1 -@bhelyer @Wxcafe @inversephase well how’d that happen gosh -@Wxcafe @inversephase weird… -RT @densaer: Confidential documents from WookieeLeaks shows that Han shot first. -A little anteater in Animal Crossing just told me he was gay. Is “buying a car together” some sort of Japanese euphemism? -So how do we protect Snowden from torture conditions without seeing him become the next pretentious jerkface -RT @jilliancyork: If you're saying surveillance isn't a big deal, then pretend for a moment that you're not talking about the United States. -@MyLittleDroney do you have any coupon codes for these shirts -@Rikev @Tomi_Tapio I’m so sorry. I hope no small children were present to witness this. -RT @KimJongNumberUn: Yo Edward Snowden: please settle in North Korea. We do not spy on phones or the Internet. In fact, we do not have phon… -RT @BBCDanielS: The Ecuadorean Ambassador is still here at Moscow airport. It looks like Ecuador is Edward Snowden's destination http://t.c… -@kcarmical and I meant in total perceived international clout, though the gap between China and US narrows every day… -@kcarmical first as someone said, “Hong Kong and Beijing are in the same country but being in one is not like being in the other” -RT @mjdominus: strftime("%p") produces "AM" or "PM". strftime("%P") produces "am" or "pm". That is some fucking genius right there. #fuckin… -@donicer @thegrugq dunno if you ever met any Marines Mr. The Grugq, but they be cray cray -@donicer @thegrugq yeah I didn’t think he was advocating it — just reminding that the Marines have a glory problem… -@_wirepair @thegrugq the severity with which civilian plane incidents have been treated in the past points to the outcome we know now -@RSWestmoreland @m1sp in Mispy’s case, yes! -@m1sp you don’t sound bitter at all -RT @vogon: new buzzfeed article: "10 hottest countries to claim will better defend your civil rights than the united states" -Hong Kong really knows how to turn down a larger power in a classy fashion -@m1sp well to be fair they’re trying to give you a chance to pick without “ARE YOU A BOY? OR A GIRL?” -@PiennePN yeah pretty much -I cheated and looked ahead in my overnight tweet backlog. So, uh, Russia, huh? -Don’t tell me all the interesting things happened while I was asleep http://t.co/6RNokDaps3 -@thegrugq Actually I already read the archive about a year ago It was pretty gross -@thegrugq just making sure you’re not the devil trying to lure me into The Pornographies. -@vinski_ DH stands for Dear Husband! Then we got a housemate so I called him delightful to riff on it -@thegrugq why you link this -@hypatiadotca did you try gandi? As many registrars aren't equipped to handle it yet -"Updating certificates in '/opt/local/etc/openssl/cert.pem'" @m1sp confirmed for being APT, thanks a lot! -@DefuseSec hahaha bin-go cc @m1sp who told me to run it -@thegrugq yes, I told my Mac my name is Melissa. I don't consider that classified information since I turned 18. -Dear shell script, you think it's cute to pull my real name from system files and thank me for running you, but it just comes off as clingy -@meursalt on my system, whoising the unicode version will attempt to escape it and search that and be like shruggle XD -@meursalt sounds like it understands it's pointing back to the same page then yeah -@meursalt as the link is the unicode version and if there's no support for it you'll get some dumb error -@meursalt I changed the page to clarify it doesn't matter which way it displays as long as it follows the link back to the same page -@dong1225 I literally have an entire playlist of remixes of her theme, unfortunately many have gone missing http://t.co/EgtQrqLsHy -@dong1225 why not?! http://t.co/3QL9dcPG3m -@Twirrim it's fine as long as you end up back at the same page with the spinning girl -@RSWestmoreland note professional use of a typo to make sure people will complain whether they're offended or not -@dasshuchan it doesn't really matter but I think most everything will show the ascii version -@DrPizza it wouldn't be if everything supported displaying the unicode version -Is your browser dumb? Find out here http://t.co/0pw6pZvNvw -However they do not have good unicode-in-domain-names support. "Communication Error" is a very helpful, specific error, no? -@oh_rodr ha! "communication error" -@oh_rodr actually wait I will just put a unicode-encoded URL on my webpage and click it and see what happens -@oh_rodr nah, just thought I'd check what my webpage looked like. Though I lack a means to enter kanji directly into the URL bar. -Nintendo devices may have ridiculous web browsers but at least they have good unicode support! -@jgeorge I planted some peach trees but they haven't grown yet -@cji kapow! -@jesster_king bam! -@IrritatedGoat zam! -@jgeorge bam! -@NinRac kazam! -@dkabot foosh! -@kjatar boom -@kherge yeah well unless Find My iPhone can distinguish between floors of my house... -@CamJN Incorrect. O is an address. Oh is an interjection. -I wonder how many different antennas in one suitcase I can get through airport security -@CamJN spelled wrong where? -@thegrugq @mattblaze @nickdepetrillo to who? -@0xabad1dea paging Dr. Phone, please buzz -@trollball yeah. A little bit of tempest for fun and profit. -@DatsunInsult @rejectionking oh probably, but he’d notice, as I don’t remember the password to the 5ghz band he uses either XD -RT @mikeklonsky: Did you hear? All over news. Some TV cook is a racist? Yes, and 50 schools closed in Chicago's black community. 30,000 kid… -@trollball http://t.co/LWfMHMKO5N -@ameaijou pretty much -@ameaijou controlled by he bought the router and installed it while I was away from the house -PS if my router is remotely ownable, blame Delightful Housemate, as I don’t even have the password to it. -What. (Minus the IP address so y'all don't DDOS me.) http://t.co/GZbLtGdCyJ -@ELLIOTTCABLE @brforums I’m a lot more incredulous. Check the screen shot I’m posting in about three seconds. -@nrr are they TRYING to get your bike stolen? -Does an integrated GPU clock speed of ~650mhz sound right for a media ARM SOC with a CPU of 800mhz? Trying to identify source of a signal. -.@WeldPond I have no idea who those are! The joke is I just assumed everything related to it would be Canadian. -@focalintent I am super excite about the info I am coaxing out of this 32khz-ish signal by painting patterns on the laptop's screen -I can pick up the FM station with my wifi yagi antenna! At a very specific angle, held directly over my head. -FACT: when I was a child I assumed O Canada was to the tune of O Christmas Tree -@ra6bit well the tinfoil I was holding was the antenna at this point :) -I accidentally tuned into a hockey game. Wait, why are they singing Star Spangled Banner? I just assumed it would be O Canada. -@ra6bit I was touching the connector on the USB radio end -@ra6bit noting that I think I have more of an aura than most as I have lit up things with my hands that many people cannot before -@ra6bit well this is the second time I've stuck my finger into the antenna connector when it was live and feeling tingly afterwards -I wonder if this tingly, prickly feeling all over my body has anything to do with me jamming tinfoil into an antenna connector -# 348591069702782976 -@DrPizza to be honest I was thinking more of things like variables_with_underscores_which_I_hate .. ... .... -In programming as in life: be strict in regulating what's under your control, be forgiving of what isn't. -@KatharineBerry @kaepora as a hexer I am all too familiar with the pain of JavaScript making “interesting” casts on one’s behalf -RT @KatharineBerry: @0xabad1dea @kaepora 2a is the solution. -.@KatharineBerry @kaepora Guess 1: you’re operating in at least base 29 Guess 2: JavaScript and/or PHP was involved in this somehow. -RT @KatharineBerry: How can this even happen? (look at R0): http://t.co/TXvg3H7sBK -@Packetknife that’s not mega creepy at all. -@RSWestmoreland for things he said about transgenderism -RT @puellavulnerata: http://t.co/FTsGHbkWv4 What Cop T-Shirts Tell Us About Police Culture [@radleybalko] - includes "U raise 'em, we cage … -I think Bootleg Pokemon crashing for the third time today is telling me it's time for Radio Science. -@WhiteMageSlave thing is I just bought a giant flying saucer so I guess I'll run with it. After I get a bigger house. Cuz it's huge. -@ebcube "Idea inserts item into pocket" (Idea being my name) -@sakjur They consistently confuse the word "insert" with... some other word. -Let's Play Bootleg Pokemon!: this one deserves its own post http://t.co/t9avMkZBPn -@WhiteMageSlave I let Sahara do my house and came inside to find… a space ship. I honestly can’t object to this. -RT @TheOnion: The Land Of The Free: 10 Ways You KNOW You’re Living In The Greatest Country On Earth http://t.co/cSuIWbkJ37 -@homakov it's not a crime to kill you now -@USSJoin he said some ignorant things about transgenderism -Well I’ll be darned, @cwgabriel apologizes http://t.co/Kjrzyu0WjB -@yolocrypto safe mode because it wouldn’t boot otherwise? -@0x17h @pondswimmer yes of course that is completely outside of anyone’s control -And no I don’t think duckduckgo is single handedly the savior of search but that guy sure is angry about their easter egging -@mattblaze @nickdepetrillo it’s okay you don’t have to justify your small antenna to me -@pondswimmer @0x17h I read that, there’s an explanation, an apology, and a list of steps taken to correct it, so, resolved ? -Before flipping out that a company is taunting you out of spite, make sure it’s not just an automated twitter bot. http://t.co/JSSNCulQSD -@pondswimmer @Anne_Roth @0x17h yeah, so, that Easter Egg thing is automated. They’re not doing anything “out of spite.” -Great, now I have antenna envy. https://t.co/ogjD9hMVBE @nickdepetrillo -@homakov don’t use such an ugly default font. -RT @sec_reactions: umm... maybe... I forgot to lock my screen?!?! - by _2501 http://t.co/yTbradzLmW -@spacerog it’s very Movie Plot, but then again, so is everything else that’s happened recently. -@spacerog the question was asked as to how such a question could even be answered. I think that’s fair. -@20committee you say that as if he asked people to say these things, or that anyone who defends him is necessarily a fanchild. -.@pmocek @puellavulnerata I’m [am|conf]used at people who berated the stupidity of his choice followed by switch to calling him defector -RT @ioerror: If Michael Hastings was killed by Mercedes 0day, how would we know? How might we disprove this theory? What forensics exists t… -RT @mattblaze: Surveillance in infrastructure is a technical and architectural weakness, separate from whether we trust FBI/NSA/President, … -Please check @20committee’s timeline for full context as he says my interpretation of his words is incorrect. -@20committee @ggreenwald what I saw was saying that Greenwald not writing the article was a weak excuse wrt his accountability for it. -@20committee @ggreenwald which is why I just told you, so now you know ! -@20committee @ggreenwald and I shall continue to listen to every side until there is some cessation of saying they’re all lying/delusional. -@20committee @ggreenwald I’m from a government family too you know. And I’ve been listening to you from the first tweet of yours I saw -@20committee @ggreenwald and all I want is the freaking truth, and everyone on every side is screaming that all others are lying -@20committee @ggreenwald you outright rejected the reasoning that he didn’t write certain articles and continued hold them against him -Suicide note of a participant in American war crimes. http://t.co/jW11VnqFeM -Meanwhile @20committee opines that @ggreenwald is personally responsible for everything the Guardian says -We don’t look at American emails! Unless our British friends happen to also have access to them. -@WhatHoCenturion … D: -@JackLScanlan I am literally in favor of smacking you -@nmonkee @miaubiz not dollars, and they are all the same size -@pchengi drew it in Notability on iPad -I should find more games with considerable amounts of badly translated text. It’s an interesting mental exercise. -@dakami why thank you -@savagejen it’s a good place to be, with or without toddler. -RT @stroughtonsmith: As seen on a poster at Facebook HQ: "Advertisers are users too!" -@Packetknife Albert Reggie Angelo -RT @gerryeisenhaur: You don't need to speak turkish to understand this. RT @gde54: Ozgurluk mucadelesi bitmez .. http://t.co/kXxOtIEAr0 -@oh_rodr I’m going to suffocate you out of mercy if you keep using tumblr words you found on the ground -@0x17h the effect they were going for, if I recall, was “fell and hurt my back.” -If there's one takeaway from Pokemon Crystal Vietnamese, this is it. http://t.co/GbMX98McXW -@m1sp <3 <3 <3 you on teh talks? -@name_too_long @chriseng and darnit the SOLE REASON I moved out and got a job was to afford to have it every day -@name_too_long @chriseng I'm actually addicted to frappuccinos specifically as a comfort/ritual thing. -@name_too_long @chriseng WHY WOULD YOU THINK THAT???? http://t.co/Q6bM51ySGt -@wbic16 I've never been drunk, almost drunk, or anything other than having a violently ill reaction to alcoholic cough syrup in my life -@0x17h I was doing DF, but we're currently following the adventures of Ms. Idea in Bootleg Translation Land http://t.co/5PN7k5J46y -my Let's Play side tumblr already has significantly more posts than my real tumblr -@chriseng I maintain that my behavior is outwardly indistinguishable from that of a drunk tweeter -@chriseng I'm getting into the SPIRIT of sending ill-advised and unsolicited opinions of a compromising nature -I stubbornly insist you don't have to actually be drunk to send drunken DMs on twitter -@nelhage @ternus I’ll pedantically u -@ShadowTodd I was also slut-shamed in high school for natural dimensions in that respect. It’s a genuine issue IMO. -@dildog in my experience it ends up looking like ____ + ____ says someone who tried to crash the platform today -RT @arstechnica: Facebook sqashes bug that exposed e-mail addresses for 6 million users http://t.co/y6gqJYSPEw by @dangoodin001 -Random hipster project generator http://t.co/ap1rzFztDB -RT @binarybits: So far four people have emailed to complain that I'm helping the terrorists by writing this article. http://t.co/cwhADUzjEQ -RT @kurtopsahl: The NSA says it removes Americans and the GCHQ says it removes UK citizens. But when you add it together, its still everyon… -.@ternus’s house is named The Event Horizon so I’m not sure how I got out. -@_larry0 just that @ternus guy... -# 348228307050954752 -On a porch in Cambridge with a bunch of MIT nerds... This is the Massachusetts life I was promised -@ra6bit @ternus both ! -Going to @ternus's house ! He has terrible opsec -@eevee I’m declaring war with you not over tabs vs spaces but over dedent vs outdent -RT @kpoulsen: Former #WikiLeaks volunteer @anarchodin just found out the FBI got the entire contents of his Gmail account http://t.co/cRURj… -@grp @comex I thought we were still pretending… -@xa329 yep -RT @craigstuntz: @0xabad1dea Terrorism: Complaining about tap water quality. http://t.co/TbNFZV0ymg -oh come on where did my BRAND NEW bag of antenna connectors go -Aww yiss http://t.co/98VOppbJsT -This allegedly came all the way from Japan. I'm almost afraid to try it http://t.co/J2ieBWQEJj -RT @THEwmAnderson: @0xabad1dea Its also a Voltorb -The flag of Greenland is red. Thought you should know. Carry on. -@ra6bit we probably have openings... -I'm casually submitting maliciously constructed binaries to the engine for fun. But any outage in the next ten minutes is coincidental -RT @mikko: GCHQ is looking for experts on high-speed internet processing, network exploration, data mining and stream analysis. http://t.co… -@Savag3 @comex ("there's no such thing as bad publicity" only applies to shameless celebrities who need to stay on front pages) -@Savag3 @comex we're doing the opposite of promoting it. We're highlighting that Kickstarter regrets their actions enough to donate $25,000 -Buggy client-side extensions that modify the DOM must be a nightmare for tech support, sorry @duckduckgo :) -.@duckduckgo @built Sorry!! It was a github diff enhancer extension screwing it up! -@built @duckduckgo they were on two different computers, Windows and OSX respectively. Disabled adblock, no change. No idea... -Huh weird... I searched "C# hello world" on @duckduckgo and on Firefox it displayed an actual code snippet but not on Chrome? -@nelhage (we do run the *web interface* component through it successfully though.) -@nelhage actually no because it mangles and demangles pointers which our analysis can't gracefully handle. -@vogon most of them are under \windows\ so -Apparently our engine ultimately has over 22,000 include files. It defies belief that it ever compiles at all. -RT @vogon: and the file mode of the beast shall be reckoned as seven hundred, threescore, and seventeen -- /dev/elation 13:17-18 -RT @mjg59: Today's just going to be one long Shit HN Says, isn't it. -@chriseng @ioerror is it illegal to testify in an anon mask? -RT @_FloridaMan: Florida Man Robs Banks Dressed As Iron Man | http://t.co/CkTGXkT7FX -@hemantmehta I’m sure it has nothing to do with peer pressure within the religion to put on a happy face in public. -@joshrossi @comex yeah, and rapes perpetrated by complete strangers are the minority. Date rape happens a LOT. -@joshrossi @comex Because I am in the primary demographic for being a rape victim and I am not going to play games with maybes. -@joshrossi @comex I would, unapologetically, consider any forced explicitly sexual contact with my body to be initiating a rape attempt. -@joshrossi @comex let the women decide that please :) -@joshrossi @comex as a woman: NO. ABSOLUTELY DO NOT DO THAT. -@joshrossi @comex his advice is to physically take ahold of women without warning and “force” them to escape to prove they don’t want you. -RT @chriseng: A quick bloggy... To Be a Secure Developer, Learn the Fundamentals: http://t.co/6qFGYMFMzJ -@comex of course they are... -@DrPizza yeah, dude does have his money now. I read it as they didn’t want to wreck something on 2 hours notice, then woke up feeling guilty -Kickstarter apologizes for allowing a funding to go through after they saw the guy’s really rapey reddit posts… http://t.co/6PhedjcxJy -@skynetbnet I haven’t been playing long enough to really count as a care bear yet I think ! I plan to move to null sec someday -Running a logistics corporation for other players in a video game. http://t.co/p06ArURJ6e -@savagejen @thegrugq eww gross -Well you see NSA, there’s a funny but perfectly logical reason I’m getting all these emails in Arabic… so there was this unicode bug, and… -RT @FTLgame: FTL is 75% off! That's only $2.50! It's cross platform, DRM free and includes Steam key. Buy it here: http://t.co/FMFP7RCXxg -@dangoodin001 but no Happy Winter Solstice for our southern friends? Hemispherist! -RT @nrr: http://t.co/XdzVWAx0Ig -@nrr ouch -@thegrugq @hackerfantastic @savagejen YOU’RE a big meanie -RT @chriseng: That is not a very good password. http://t.co/41aI7IIJvT -@hackerfantastic @thegrugq @savagejen I’m afraid I’m a lot more faux-flirty on twitter than irl. But really, about those 0day… -@dawnluebbe @vogon PLOT TWIST: he loved gardens -@Nirgoldshlager grats! -@thegrugq @savagejen yes. I don’t like you for your looks, only your 0day. Sorry, but that’s just who I am. -RT @puellavulnerata: http://t.co/bNHGPeqxzm A love letter to the NSA agent who is monitoring my online activity (via @isislovecruft) -RT @eevee: look, laptop manufacturers, 768px tall is not an HD screen. we had that over TEN YEARS AGO, except it was only 1024 wide back th… -@thegrugq @savagejen harsh, you sunk my battleship -@niteshad but I confirmed experimentally the effect got louder when I moved my hand closer to the laptop, not the antenna. -@niteshad about five ten and a shade under 600mhz -@tenfootfangs that’s more severe than the circumstances that led to the downfall of the Third Reich -RT @avibryant: I hope that part of Google's evaluation of their interview process involved a control group where they hire applicants compl… -@savagejen @thegrugq “0day is somebody’s fetish” Hi -@focalintent I can hear a BSSSH when I bring my hand within a certain range of the left side of the laptop. woohoo -Guess what: I can now pick up on radio *when my hand is over the laptop's keyboard*. Not even typing. Just physically close. -@focalintent the timbre changes when the screen's display changes, but the spikes are still there when the screen goes dark. -@dangoodin001 I'm pretty sure they were kidding. Pretty sure. -@focalintent this is the soc inside the terrible laptop http://t.co/LWfMHMKO5N -@focalintent representative sample. http://t.co/H69REVtEk2 this is the Terrible Laptop, in a faraday oven. -@focalintent it shows up between 52mhz and ~1600mhz. One of those is the bottom range of my radio and the other is near the top. -@focalintent hey hey do you have any idea what in a laptop would generate a signal spike every 32khz over a very broad chunk of spectrum -@RSWestmoreland yeah but how I'm usually dressed when sitting at my home computer doing Science is between me and the NSA -I PROMISE I'M NOT SETTING ANYTHING ON FIRE -let's play a fun game called getting the microwave door and the iMac's array of USB ports as close together as physically possible -RT @dildog: in iceland cool ranch doritos are cool american flavor. http://t.co/vK85xHRz4a -@matthew_d_green @thegrugq @imichaelmiers yeah, if I find something they didn’t then they really need to get their lives sorted out -@matthew_d_green @imichaelmiers sounds fun, I didn’t know this one had source, where is it -@WhiteMageSlave https://t.co/MCGaGc5Y4O -RT @SarahMPottratz: @savagejen I'm serious. I've heard army personnel bragging about getting off to data they intercept. -RT @thegrugq: @_wirepair @chriseng all I'm saying: if Eve Online had that bug, their economy would crash inside a week. -Tonight’s smash art http://t.co/0Konmjhwa9 -@matthew_d_green @rodrigobijou I disassembled one of those a while back looking for lulz. It was pretty meh. -@ErrataRob *have* to? My Nexus 7 offered but let me decline. -@matthew_d_green though I did here an urban legend of some terror groups refusing to use any western developed crypto -@matthew_d_green well there’s that South Korean one… -@benwmaddox http://t.co/sLd8VrxYco -RT @savagejen: If you've slept with your cell phone, does that mean you've slept with the NSA? P.S. Sorry @dan_crowley, can I be forgiven f… -@chrisflesner @chriseng hello, my usual assigned NSA friend! You know my sense of humor, is joke, yes? -@ra6bit they’re called raccoons. -My boss @chriseng hacked the stock exchange and destroyed the economy you heard it here first -RT @chriseng: Schwab CSR: "I've never seen this happen before, but I've always wondered what would happen if you tried to do that." -Some girls are heart breakers but baby I’m a shield breaker #smashbros -RT @supersat: @0xabad1dea remember, the IPv4 RFC (http://t.co/32s5XUi7Q7) has an optional header to mark the packet as CLASSIFIED and its l… -RT @chriseng: My brokerage acct executed an old order I forgot to cancel and sold shares that I no longer have. Now showing negative shares… -@chriseng and that’s why I’ll never be happy -I hope someday I can tell someone they’re banned from the network for failure to comply with RFC 3514 -@chriseng I’ll never be happy with much of anything related to this really, but there is more happy and less happy. -RT @ephoz: @0xabad1dea let’s reuse the URG flag then, US packets should arrive faster anyway. ;) -@MrToph eep! -Seen on Ars: why don’t we just use an IP packet flag to indicate our American citizenship status? ;) -@doctorshrugs @vogon non-dismembered privilege -RT @seananmcguire: In tragic news today, there was a fire at the Fucks Preserve. All the fucks have escaped and are running wild. No more f… -@0x17h @moomism no comrade -And hey if it looks interesting oh well it fell into the net and we can’t put it back so might as well use it! … 2/2 -In particular the NSA writes itself a mass forgiveness for all “forbidden” data gathered alongside intended data at low network layers 1/2 -@0x17h @moomism you have no right to judge my taste in grumpy old men -@moomism @0x17h being grumpy on the internet endears you to plenty of people as long as you’re cute! And he’s… kinda cute, for an old guy? -The exceptions afforded by the NSA’s secret rules are broad and flexible. You could justify almost anything. http://t.co/op7UMehQT1 -# 347853023843856384 -@jgeorge nope born teh abroads ! -"Would you like to visit a nearby town or a faraway town? Err I mean... are we connecting to the internet?" - Animal Crossing -So I hear you like friend codes - respond in kind http://t.co/Qu7Qrk1AIW -@mescyn and making it less breakable has been traditionally what everyone else does -@GreatFireChina @nytchinese their DNS server is down from my perspective here in Massachusetts -@kherge no idea -This is the third time in under twenty four hours the 3DS has said it needs to reboot for a firmware update. -@scottmarkwell I sincerely doubt they are bothering to record the SSL sessions of completely public websites they can also subpoena. -@mescyn I’d assume. But the fact that decrypting things is on the table is concerning :p -@mescyn but it’s allowed to be kept for the broadest reasons of vaguest suspicion of maybe possibly someday even if domestic -@amazingant I’m just saying that the rules say encrypted data may be retained forever until it can be cracked if they want to. -These rules portray encrypted communication as being inherently suspicious and easy to get authorization to store indefinitely. -If the director of whatever is allowed to sign off on multiple communications at a time, it’d be trivial to authorize basically everything. -@chriseng and we know for total sure they’re not allowed to sign off on multiple communications with one signature? -@chriseng their definition in 2(i) is so broad that it reads to me like a single sign-off could cover eg all data from a certain tap -@vogon but did you make the gun -@eevee they malign the bit operators, but I’m guessing every php script I’ve ever written, save the random quotes one, uses those things -@chriseng and doesn’t it sound… INCREDIBLY broad? Minding that it may be retained FOREVER even if domestic ? -Please do read these documents — less for the rules themselves, more for the technical practices implied. http://t.co/ZCPzKYsWw9 -@chriseng may I have your thoughts on section 2(i) of the second document and the broad retention thereof -@vogon I guess that was his cunning plan -@vogon that graphics design is worth more than $50 -Uh hey this document straight up says they may retain any encrypted communication regardless of who sent it FOREVER until it is cracked -@20committee as a technical person, their definition of inadvertent collection includes a huge chunk of all internet traffic. -Note that they say they get rid of “incidental” American communications if it’s CLEARLY NOT related, not that it isn’t clearly is. -Oh hey they list “equipment emanations” under types of data they store ! -@mirell he is, and he accepts bug reports from iOS7 users if they’re technically specific. -NSA may keep electronic comms of Americans gathered due to technical limitations of the taps for up to five years. http://t.co/nOZP001ICA -An unincorporated association headquartered outside the US is not a US person unless a “substantial” # of members are known to be American. -RT @mirell: I still think MacOS 10.9 should have been “Maru” -@zipkid my Dutch is terrible and it apparently has a distinctly Flemish twist — do I blame the Belgian ex or Belgian television? -@zipkid Nederlands! Maar, ik hou van Kabouter Plop. -@astro_luca @BadAstronomer I once heard it described as an emerald necklace someone carelessly lost at sea — now I see why -RT @GooglePoetics: I actually hate my mom I actually hate myself & my life I actually hate my sister I actually like Windows 8 - http://t.… -@bmirvine not as such! Lol actually haven’t logged on in a week, been really busy… -A person in the US shall be treated as a US person UNLESS it is positively identified they do not have citizen/permanent residence status. -The last paragraph on determining if someone is foreign says that when in a hurry, break the rules and we’ll talk about it later. -Don’t reclaim any yahoo addresses that belonged to terrorists or you’re screwed. Past usage counts ! -@The1TrueSean yes it’s pronounced a bad idea did you skip an entire semester of L33T CL455 -@The1TrueSean it says right in my bio: the zero-x is silent. -RT @DrPizza: @0xabad1dea that sounds like a bad idea. Oh shit, you are *fucked*. -I sure am on the buddy list of a lot of foreigners. It’s a good thing I have this American birth c—— uh-oh. It’s in Dutch. -*Speaking your username aloud* on a *phone call* to another country is evidence the person behind the username is foreign. Think about that. -@Packetknife do you mean abadidea I BET YOU MEAN ABADIDEA -Being included in the “buddy list” (their quotes) of someone associated with a foreign territory counts as evidence for being foreign -@DrPizza most criminals and terrorists are lousy at their job, and that’s good, but that doesn’t mean I can’t laugh at them derisively. -RT @Microsoft: #ThrowbackThursday goodness: How metal-icious is this logo from 1980-82? http://t.co/LMeZpgokb1 -“For example, if a CIA report indicates that a known terrorist is known to be using a certain phone number…” then they’re a lousy terrorist! -@chriseng we think “Xbox One” is the dumbest name possible and calling it ex-bone is our little rebellion -@chriseng yes that is the idea. It’s supposed to look dumb. -RT @ShadowTodd: I also saw an elementary school with the "ABC's of Good Behavior" on the wall. I forget what A and B were, but C was for "C… -@lindgrenM indeed! https://t.co/LVnEnCEPzQ -@tapbot_paul I reckon web view -@supersat http://t.co/LCjZ0DMVgE -@ajyasgar if IT administrators went to jail every time they typo’d… -@daviottenheimer in that case I hack myself several times a day -FTR the LinkedIn DNS thing was not a hack, someone just put the wrong number in the wrong box. -An Apple product with ANTENNA problems? http://t.co/mlyFxpGPns -@locks @valleyhack #thejoke -RT @valleyhack: Facebook's 15 seconds trumps Vine's 6 seconds. We're on Moore's Law trajectory now. Someone will hit 30 seconds next year. -RT @skimbrel: tweets on a map, colored by device type: http://t.co/bVDJk4kJKB class/race divides in some cities (eg DC) are shockingly vis… -@m1sp I think it’s more they resent “traitors” to their ideal of strict gender binary -RT @ajyasgar: @0xabad1dea Everyone knows you're computer-information-systems-gendered. -But indeed, the very fact that I know I’m cis means I acknowledge there are people who aren’t. -In particular he doesn’t want to hear from people who use the word cis, like me. I am so cis. Let me tell you how cisgender I am -@captcarl13 opinions change all the time, otherwise I wouldn’t be here.., -@callmewuest you can look at his recent timeline to decide for yourself how you feel about it -@captcarl13 this is not the first time he’s said that there’s basically no such thing as being transgender. -Though whoever sent him death threats or similar threats needs to Not Do That, that is not legitimate discourse // @cwgabriel -I’m sad to see @cwgabriel whose art I respect continuing to vehemently refuse to consider the transgender experience as a real phenomenon -@WhiteMageSlave @m1sp it’s almost like she’s concealing… some terrible secret. http://t.co/SXIxboMF1d -RT @CDA: Six months of work, "Dimming the Internet: Detecting Throttling as a Mechanism of Censorship in #Iran" #filternet http://t.co/LHgZ… -@m1sp @WhiteMageSlave okay, but the way Reese freaks out if you try to talk to her husband is pretty disturbing. -@m1sp @WhiteMageSlave Barsamin wants to know why you equate being left-handed with being evil ! -@WhiteMageSlave “Oh, I’ve heard of you, Melissa! You’re one of the reasons I moved here!” -RT @mollycrabapple: #GTMO war court- the rooms where attornies met with their clients had, unknown to the lawyers, recording devices inside… -@wimremes you are?! -Shouldn’t have played Animal Crossing before bed — I had a nightmare the town was attacked and the little animal people died. -@hellNbak_ those are the words of someone who does not fear for their safety -@txs @fredowsley aw man it’s his birthday?! I’m not in the office to humiliate him! -RT @kaepora: Skype began “Project Chess” in 2009, secret effort to make calls available to intelligence officials: http://t.co/F9mRSAn6Ah -@NaNoWriMo #my1ststory John and Sarah made a rocket engine out of soda cans for their wagon and flew to Saturn. -RT @hackerfantastic: #OccupyGezi - A protestors banner is absolutely brilliant :-) http://t.co/MId5tVr294 -RT @gsuberland: I once had someone tell me his favourite online psychic must be real, because he knew where he lived. GeoIP must count as s… -@ShadowTodd doing exactly what The Lord commands, doing it happily! -RT @chriseng: LinkedIn DNS hijacked for an hour, traffic re-routed to alternate site: http://t.co/ToGfUtKIHt (and most cookies didn't use S… -@hacktress09 ? -@BrennanML @Earthpics @vaurora SKEPTIC used SKEPTICISM! http://t.co/p8FGWf1GiY -@m1sp character development! http://t.co/a0SIdsoJuE -RT @TonyDanzaClaus: Reminder: men's rights dudes want to criminalize women not putting out on a first date. Their actual serious term for t… -@ELLIOTTCABLE I have no idea what’s going on -RT @mattblaze: I was just told that I'd feel differently about privacy and "so-called rights" if I had been in NYC on 9/11. -RT @jenvalentino: Aw. Courthouse News story that made me LOL was wrong. Judge just ordered gov to respond, not disclose records. (For those… -And in conclusion, don’t start a new Animal Crossing at eleven at night. -Animal Crossing is racist against numbers, it won’t let me put “0xabad1dea” in the comments field of my ID card -@WhiteMageSlave ayep -@WhiteMageSlave you betcha -!!! Finally, a game which acknowledges my identity on my terms! http://t.co/NtsOCJvGAB -Nintendo is great at child-friendly interfaces http://t.co/GP3fk0Tzbi -@Viss that's his reply to her http://t.co/wfiaTKhciJ -@laneshill his full name in this translation is WUSIJI DOCTOR. -Read my Bootleg Pokemon Let's Play or many worms will follow you. http://t.co/5PN7k5J46y -@m1sp @WhiteMageSlave ZHIB CRY! BUT BEIL UNHEARING. This game's dialogue is tugging at my heartstrings -# 347502591472717826 -@dipidoo I do actually ! -@partying101 @hellNbak_ no matter what he told you, @jack_daniel is not a real doctor -@ternus what! You stole that honor from me. Jerk. -@Viss and you are so representative of the general public! -@Viss that’s not exactly trivial to correctly set up though. -RT @dannysullivan: Asking Microsoft support on how I correct my son's birth date turns into "How about you start a new account for him." ht… -@nickm_tor *siblings* Ew -@ELLIOTTCABLE you… don’t respect me? -Do I know this guy? No. Do I know Ms. Weidman? Not really. Have I ever heard she’s mentally deranged? No. http://t.co/DBOcEzPwna -RT @WyattEpp: #Xbone <bVork> IF YOUR WEBSITE CAN'T HANDLE NERDS F5ING, GOOD THING YOU'RE REVERSING YOUR PHONE HOME DRM -RT @vogon: you know why they call it the Xbox One, because when you see it you turn one radian and walk slightly to the left -@alethenorio @RSnake @mat #victimblaming -@alethenorio @RSnake @mat I think that’s a slightly smaller concern than people getting hacked -@spacerog Texas thinks everyone is subject to Texas -RT @RSnake: “@mat: Yahoo’s very, very bad idea: http://t.co/objFXXofZN” < wow spammers who have old invalid email lists will love this. Ees… -@kivikakk @tenfootfangs https://t.co/eHzCH1BZPi !!! -@pdo well it finished and that's the outcome I was hoping for -@uppfinnarn or, less nightmarishly, a watched pot -I swear this svn checkout is only progressing when I look at it. -This is a trending hashtag I can feel proud to use unironically #Xbox180 -WAR IS OVER - MICROSOFT IS SO SORRY PLEASE COME BACK. http://t.co/ixnDKJjD4L -"This folder contains filenames that are too long for the Recycle Bin." Cyclic hardlinks: not even once -@pusscat affirmative response sent publicly because you don't follow ~ -@kebesays I'm on the third floor of building 65, keeping an eye on Oracle. -Guess who's in build error hell hint it's me -@comex ... I'm not sure *what's* working, but it clearly is. -@comex MUAHAHA IT'S WORKING -@tenfootfangs lol it's just trolling. I *always* find out when someone checked the source if I leave a comment they object to. -@tenfootfangs neither is peaking under source code skirts without consent! :p -If you were wondering who is the girl spinning on 厄.net, this will not answer your question http://t.co/WwlfbTdPaN -@curi0us_s0ul http://t.co/8QIv0ebPlu :O -Ahhhh youtube 502 ahhhhh I can't reach my touhous -@klingerock Actually they're quoting the Enquirer so never mind it might be made up. http://t.co/p2RswdIhs4 -@kebesays yeeup. -@CptSexy the entire building is. This is Sun’s old building. -Oracle campus rebranding status: not 100% http://t.co/fMy3rFeczV -@androolloyd help help -Countdown to wearing infrared emitters being a crime in 3, 2,... //cc @WeldPond -@KairuByte don’t tell @Neostrategos that I had a Gaia account in *counts fingers* 2004 and made avatar edits for forum coins in mspaint -@WeldPond because, as someone constantly attending conventions and meetings in an official capacity, your whereabouts are oft unknown. -RT @WeldPond: Goggles that block facial recognition devices. I'll have to get these LEDs installed in my glasses frames. http://t.co/Oq8ph7… -@MrToph @jlwfnord also it was his brother, and we all know domestic disputes don’t count. -Inside Skype is a straightforward voice chat software crying for help http://t.co/LgBRB4FGnj -@XTreeki it’s crying for help you monster -Also I am pleased that the Microsoft bug bounty pays extra to hear your thoughts on how to fix it. -@ygjb @Veracode success! -@McGrewSecurity @innismir incidentally my SDR was marketed at going to 1.7ghz but software reports it going to 2.2ghz and it seems to work -@McGrewSecurity @innismir generic bunny ears have adjustable length and are like $15 -@innismir @McGrewSecurity also, what sort of girl doesn’t show up to Defcon with a special wifi antenna ? -@hypatiadotca it wasn’t me what did it, I swears ! -@innismir @McGrewSecurity I know it is, but my best SDR goes almost that high! Just wanted to to test it -RT @MrToph: It looks like Valve is proving once again that they know how to run a digital goods store better than anyone else. http://t.co/… -@McGrewSecurity http://t.co/x6KQjcmB9X just for fun -@MrToph @Packetknife didn’t you just say you were almost to the goal at the beginning of June? The secret to marathons is pacing -@Neostrategos should probably drop in a line acknowledging that’s a Gaia Online avatar edit… -@MrToph @Packetknife meh. Not the most attractive I’ve seen you. -Okay, which one of my coworkers just photoshopped in Microsoft as a white mage? http://t.co/KHJrf9lSwd -@McGrewSecurity and when I got a bunny ears at radio shack, they had the connector barrel with pal male on one side handy. -@McGrewSecurity the sdr’s have a pal female connector. Avoid the ones that have a micro-connector -@McGrewSecurity I’m waiting on a yagi antenna in the mail, they don’t amazon prime that stuff. -@McGrewSecurity I currently have a generic bunny ears from radio shack, and almost no experience. -RT @k8em0: Announcing Microsoft's new bounty programs: http://t.co/oHJuTuyGNU -RT @mikko: From our blog: An example of a drive-by site that only attacks smartphone users and leaves computers alone. http://t.co/aopRXqd8… -@J4vv4D @gsuberland got that one down I think 💣 -@sciencecomic non-spoiler remark acknowledging that the ending has been observed -RT @landley: Huh. Apparently the original Torchlight is a free download today only: http://t.co/YK4q9lkjc5 -RT @KimDotcom: VERY BAD NEWS: #Leaseweb has wiped ALL #Megaupload servers. All user data & crucial evidence for our defense destroyed "with… -RT @pneif: @puellavulnerata @isislovecruft @SebastosPublius But correctness is very important to us here! http://t.co/4VZxdRrQXG -@MugiMafin @m1sp then that the trend is increasingly problematic rather than just increasingly different. -@MugiMafin @m1sp https://t.co/44AfBN28Rj first you need to show that there IS a trend and not just notorioysly unreliable nostalgia, -@mescyn — I can’t remember where. But majority support him, majority oppose him! -@mescyn and even if they did they’re all completely different. But I know I saw some actual website polls, though in the haze of events — -@mescyn every news site has run its own poll and they all act like their readers are a random sampling of Americans (and not others!) -@snare @djrbliss I have met @djrbliss and this is true -Well this sure is two-faced https://t.co/t0X3kkMBz7 -“Some percentage of Americans say xyz about Snowden” — Dear news sites, your readers are probably not representative of the whole country -RT @johl: #prism Demo at Berlin's Checkpoint Charly. The signs were updated. http://t.co/L9kiBgstnM” -McAfee, the company, should probably just burn its branding to the ground and start over. -Go look at today’s xkcd. The world didn’t end when the telegram was invented and it’s not going to end now. -RT @puellavulnerata: Exploiting that could give a miner about a 5% edge over one that naively evaluates all 64 rounds. I wonder if @Butterf… -RT @puellavulnerata: Observation on BTC mining: the nonce is 12 bytes into the 2nd SHA-256 block, so the 1st 3 rounds of compression functi… -McAfee trolls the living daylights out of… McAfee http://t.co/jWFySgjnZ0 -@_wirepair mistweet? -@thegrugq so nature is so opposed to those finger-shoes that she broke your foot so you can’t ? -@mickeypt it’s just such a common reaction, when a woman says “help he raped me”, for people to enumerate ways she could have “prevented” it -@mickeypt so, uh, no woman should ever interact with any man ever because if he suddenly rapes her she should have seen it coming?! -@Macheh sorry! I try to not sleep, but it doesn’t work. -@_wirepair as if dynamic is better -RT @natashenka: My first stab at answering the deeper questions of Tamagotchi life http://t.co/9zWOxvGrpU -@whyallthenoise ;) https://t.co/SJ56JAWde4 -@jinkee bandcamp?! blasphemy https://t.co/Ca4AnAvnlG -Dude. Remind me to remix the Dark Cave theme from Pokemon g/s/c. It's groovin'. -Abadidea Plays Bootleg Pokemon: Youngster Joey Edition http://t.co/CNpPRKLtr0 -@whyallthenoise probably, but everyone thinks it won't happen at THEIR conference. -@WhiteMageSlave cheer up, have a mistranslated Youngster Joey. http://t.co/CNpPRKLtr0 -@whyallthenoise though I'm not surprised, as neither of them spoke Polish, the police wrote it off as fast as they could. -@Packetknife @oh_rodr it doesn't matter if he's serious, as that's effectively how the ruling goes. -@sneakin just casually observing. I suspect most would languish in "workaround: use the ascii conversion" forever, or already are. -@woodrad those feminist guys are my favorite :p -@Kim_Bruning though the github one complains too -@Kim_Bruning 厄 dot net ( http://t.co/1FUyPttxdD ) -@sneakin and I've already confirmed copy/pasting it verbatim breaks most standard command-line tools -@gangstahugs I'd print out the complaint and frame it -@sneakin (I break it out like that because twitter "helpfully" preconverts it) -@sneakin it is AFTER conversion. It isn't when I send someone an email directing them to download from 厄 dot net! -@RSWestmoreland no no no I am the source not the victim! :D -On the other hand, a domain name with a kanji in it probably pushes me over the 51% chance of being foreign threshold. -Coworker George suggests a good idea: perhaps the NSA tools will choke on my fancy unicode domain name. After all, Americans only use ASCII! -@thegrugq DON'T MISQUOTE ME, SCOUNDREL -@bhelyer there is one Japanese unicode symbol that is meant to display beneath the girl if that's what you mean. -@puellavulnerata it's like how I insist on a patdown rather than a nudiescan. Except in reverse. -Up to three people who've complained that my HTML page's source complained of being looked at ;) -@niteshad the con of def -@thug_lessons ♪ -@vogon I’m not your friend? :( -@thug_lessons of electronics! The air around you is buzzing with the song of a thousand processors. -@vogon this implies you don’t check your overnight tweets when you wake up on yonder coast ! -And thank you everyone for the congrats, the topic is exploring unintentional emissions with cheap SDRs. Also, I’m bringing my husband. -RT @http_coed: what idiot called it kosher salt instead of taberNaCl -RT @Pinboard: NSA testimony in a nutshell: comprehensive system of checks and balances protects against misuse, unless someone types 'sudo' -Also I am very disappointed in anyone who assumes a woman allowing a man to enter her hotel room is consenting to sex thereby. -@nitiger rape. -This is why I am too scared to go to a conference alone. http://t.co/wfiaTKhciJ -RT @DrPizza: Also I'm deeply (un)impressed with the way Skype encrypts its own log files, making them useless for end-user diagnostics. -@reviktra I used gandi -@RSWestmoreland gandi -@tapbot_paul I used gandi -@drwilco and yes, whois'ing http://t.co/1FUyPttxdD works; the point is it'll take 厄 .net but not convert it. -@drwilco #whynotboth -@tapbot_paul I'm pretty sure the concept has been there for a decade but end-user application support trickled in slowly -And I'm delighted with how the whois command will accept 厄 dot net as a valid domain name but fail to find the records. #breakingthings -And yeah, 厄 == "yaku" == misfortune, bad luck, disaster. I thought it fit my identity well :p -@vogon try now Mr. Archaic Encoding Pants -@THEwmAnderson yep. I like the kanji's look and it's vaguely related to my name -@hrist says the one looking behind the curtain! :p -@vogon yes -@jesster_king http://t.co/lLtk5phY9a -@bhelyer :D -@vogon Chrome defaults to WRONG but I don't even know what encoding it's in I just pasted it into the terminal! -Stupid Twitter is auto-converting my fancy unicode domain. It's 厄 dot net, or http://t.co/1FUyPttxdD. Isn't that a pretty name?! -First world problems: I bought a vanity unicode domain and it hasn't propagated to me yet! -@eevee I paid $800 for my 11” 1080p laptop (actually tablet but it’s quite powerful) -@Xaosopher mistweet? -RT @ELLIOTTCABLE: Wow, Google Docs *really* doesn’t like emoji in your content. Tried to backspace over one, got: http://t.co/MxFa0i0MJf -@focalintent fffffff I svn update + build and Parity just flipped out and the build is broken ;-; -RT @mollycrabapple: The phones in the #GTMO pressroom have a sticker saying "this telephone is subject to monitering at all times. Use cons… -@WhiteMageSlave x_x! That include this one ? -@Xecantur there’s nothing python itself did wrong; there was just an incidental bug in a third-party library. -@matthew_d_green @DarthNull though my ipad, air, and iMac all don’t have sims -@DarthNull @matthew_d_green I had been assuming the key was derived from your account password -@reviktra silc is also obnoxious ! -@Viss @chead but the mindset of extrapolating incidental traits of an “enemy” to infer everyone who resembles them is an enemy is toxic -RT @Viss: hah, oh boy - Rep. Jan Schakowsky "how many more snowdens are there? how many more contractors?" - rad. all contractors are now p… -Funnily enough, in that story, it looks like if your username contained only “weird” unicodes, you were safe! #☆ -A story of unicode string comparison gone wrong http://t.co/UdVs4AR8hY -@Viss ha, you’ve seen me, no mustache, no matter how impressive, could ever genderbend me… -@Viss so I may have to try to pass as Chris … Tina -@Viss I have to figure out what we’re doing about badges… last year I was the only girl so I got my own :p -@Viss it may be the only time in my career I make it to a keynote -RT @codinghorror: What the hell have you built. http://t.co/Tq7ktgDWzD -@0x17h aren’t your parents from some weird country with sustenance farming (South Carolina?) -@DogeMocenigo they are slightly less ridiculous than they used to be, but not much. -@DogeMocenigo Bob Jones -@EmrgencyKittens @nrr do not get wet. Will break glassware -RT @zachsherwin: It's unfair that if you get up early, you're a morning "person," but if you stay up late, you get demoted to owl. -RT @mollycrabapple: For security reasons, we can't show the faces of the soldiers guarding the #GTMO war court. So I drew them like this h… -I genuinely resent the people who’ve made wearing a fedora into a bad thing because fedoras look pretty cool -RT @kgosztola: RT @JoshGerstein NSA Chief: Snowden apparently obtained Verizon call tracking order during training at NSA HQ http://t.co/PK… -@leoofborg line . -@leoofborg but for whatever reason, they determined that Japanese and Scottish ancestry didn’t cross their imaginary linen -RT @PixieGirl89: Steam sales have become so good, that the prices have collapsed in on themselves and have started giving YOU money. http:/… -@leoofborg yeah I suspect a lot of them are whiter than me in terms of absolute hue, but BJU thought interracial children were a Bad Thing -@alindeman it’s like it’s got some kind of reputation ! -@savagejen #FREEADASMOM Ada-Crying.jpg -And yes, my father went to a deeply religious, and southern, private university. -@Samurai336 bin-go -@savagejen they’ll lay a trap by sending you free coupons to a tanning salon so you’ll start qualifying -@techpractical younger blood took over the presidency of the school and changed it pretty much immediately to my understanding. -@JR_Nelson @techpractical Bob Jones University. Look it up, be appalled. -.@techpractical late 70s early 80s… they dropped the policy in the late 90s. -True story: my dad’s university forbade interracial dating, but they let him date a Japanese girl because that’s almost like white! -HA!! That guy who demanded the NSA phone records on him to defend himself is getting his wish! https://t.co/vwNWY8vQ4r -RT @GonzoHacker: What To Accept When You're Connecting: A guide to delivering your first http response -RT @PwnieExpress: MT: It comes with a mandatory Geek Squad installation. http://t.co/wb5fpWuwwZ /via @mrtoph -RT @snipeyhead: Best attorney reply to a C&D ever. http://t.co/E2nCV41e2y -@MrToph … that’s a pwn plug isn’t it -Delicious http://t.co/00LZvgYiar -@MrToph hi Courtney may I have a free iMac -@yolocrypto #YouOnlyPadOnce -RT @yolocrypto: Nobody's forcing you to use a one time pad just once. Reuse that shit brah: http://t.co/Ucp4HEuz81 #YOLO -RT @kaepora: Saudi Arabia is planning to ban Skype and WhatsApp in coming weeks: http://t.co/jbKRxF3MbG -So I tried to file a complaint with the government… http://t.co/NMCQ6i9CpH -@m1sp Gridbug is defeated! -@attritionorg you forgot Squirrel Girl, the most successful canonical superhero of all time. -@Kufat the extent to which the police will play mind games to convince you to say something is terrifying -@willjohansson and yeah it probably was him who used the gun! He probably murdered someone! But that’s a separate issue. -@willjohansson against him, that it was him who used the gun, because he wouldn’t answer a question about it. -@willjohansson yeah except for what the Supreme Court just said about they can use evidence a man didn’t answer a question about a gun -@harper not sure… but apparently refusing to answer doesn’t count as obviously using right to refuse to answer. -RT @EFFLive: DOJ mentions "relevance" standard in Patriot Act, but the current "relevance" standard is ALL calling info in the US regardles… -RT @EFFLive: DOJ mentions "relevance" standard in Patriot Act, but the current "relevance" standard is ALL calling info in the US regardles… -The idea that you have to wait until the cops remind you of your right, or you have to remind them, to HAVE that right is absurd. -@Kufat @tapbot_paul I read the story. The entire point of the right should not be dependent on whether the cops reminded you of it -Suspending being angry at the NSA for a few minutes to be angry at the Supreme Court for stomping all over right to silence -“On our honor, we do not use our internal tools at a CTF…” Team Veracode -@ioerror a moment of silence for the slaughtering of the right of silence -RT @KimZetter: NSA: Snowden did not have key/certificate to access area where VZ court order was stored -On a lighter note: improvise! http://t.co/1uujMtvKuX -RT @attackerman: Notice how many times Gen. Alexander says "industry partners" are "compelled by the court" to work w NSA. Imp for coming c… -RT @declanm: NSA's Alexander: We've never seen an analyst do anything wrong. NYT: NSA analyst "improperly" viewed Clinton's email. http://t… -RT @EFFLive: Confirmed, no court review of individual queries. Rest of the checks are inside the DOJ — this is not oversight! -@zeightyfiv oh I know that NK is objectively worse but they’re still technically right -@20committee apples and oranges, while distinct, have a common genealogy; I’m opposed to the tyranny of fruit! -RT @EFFLive: Confirmed: NSA Analyst doesn't need a separate court order to query database. Analysts can decide what is "reasonably suspicio… -@20committee how does that jive with the Verizon Order? -RT @EFFLive: If the NSA's "job ends" once info is inside the United States, as Keith Alexander said, why do they have every American's phon… -RT @puellavulnerata: The assumption that *it's completely okay* to spy on people as long as their (*gasp, horror*) foreigners goes complete… -@mrkoot I’m ashamed. And we JUST had that kerfuffle where the Boston Bomber wasn’t read his Miranda Rights in a timely fashion -RT @feministtswift: I said "Leave" / But all I really want is you / To leave / Because the "no-means-yes" narrative undermines the value of… -Could someone in position of authority please say “I don’t give a damn, I asked you a question” next time an agent says “that’s classified” -RT @EFFLive: "Have you collected any info besides phone records through the Patriot Act?" Cole says that's classified. -RT @EFFLive: No names or addresses in the call records database, just phone numbers. Thankfully phone numbers can NEVER easily lead to anyo… -RT @EFFLive: Inglis describes "queries" as being backed by reasonable suspicion, and that NO court order is needed. -@ak_____28 … it’s not like I have citizenship in Ireland, Scotland, and Sweden, all of which my recent ancestors are from. -@ak_____28 @EFFLive that’s not relevant to the legal definitions under discussion and you know it… -RT @EFFLive: Inglis focuses on foreign aspect of collection, but according to NSA they just have to determine that you're "51 percent forei… -RT @EFFLive: Talk of protecting info sidesteps core issue: By getting all call info, NSA spying is a general warrant in violation of Fourth… -@wimremes is one of them Ilja? Tell him I had a dream where I lectured an American reporter on how to spell his name XD -@wimremes hmm, most companies wouldn’t have “three employees one town” on the risk register I think… -@ELLIOTTCABLE @vilhalmer this year was replacing my old iMac. Hopefully there will be a retina air someday…. -Is there anything more embarrassing than being called out by North By God Korea? http://t.co/dlHPNSIABx -@m1sp we have some bad news… you have a case of… DNA -@runasand see you there! -RT @stillchip: Bank of America whistle-blower’s bombshell: “We were told to lie” http://t.co/RXY28YK4vP via @Salon | It was OBVIOUS! -@ELLIOTTCABLE at least the 2012 airs also recharge absurdly fast -RT @ashk4n: When they NSA says they can tap all your emails -- this is partially why (hint: no encryption between webmail hosts) http://t.c… -RT @EFFLive: Alexander stresses, "We could've stopped 09/11." But 09/11 Commission cited gross mistakes by CIA/FBI, not lack of information. -RT @ioerror: Don't trust anyone to govern your internet or to design policies if they don't understand TCP/IP #FOTunis -RT @TanyaOCarroll: ¨each and everyone of you is living under the #surveillance colony of the United States & you have no rights΅ @ioerror #… -@amazingant @MrToph the title is “Noise Floor” as it’s mostly about radio noise and Defcon discloses everything -@0x17h that’s a weird thing to name your son… -RT @puellavulnerata: Does the #NSA have to worry about BLARNEY/UPSTREAM spying on itself recursively, like running tcpdump in an ssh sessio… -@MrToph yes, but actually with a focus on the unintentional emissions of electronics rather than deliberate signals. -@MrToph how to get in trouble with a $10 radio from China -@froztbyte I have had this conversation many times: “Hello, girl in nerdy shirt, have you heard of nerdy thing that sounds impressive?” -Now I can’t wait for the next time some random guy asks me if I’ve ever heard of Defcon when he’s trying to impress me :D -ACCEPTED. See you on stage!!! -RT @riskybusiness: This week's feature guest, @thegrugq, reading up on his area of expertise. http://t.co/5mXjYL3hOU -Someone call the 2600 Payphone Rights Association! http://t.co/XtDBpfUZHW -@0xabad1dea @JackLScanlan @realscientists @wendyzuk whereas when it comes to… whatever it is you do with pipettes, I’d trust you mostly :) -@JackLScanlan @realscientists @wendyzuk so yeah if you wanted to do a thing on physics…, I’d want to see a lot of reference to other works -@JackLScanlan @realscientists @wendyzuk but like, if I extolled evolutionary biology, I’m not an independently reputable source -@JackLScanlan @realscientists @wendyzuk I’d say so. Note that I’m not trying to insult science journalism; I read a lot of it, I reckon. -@realscientists @wendyzuk perhaps more precisely: are they the peers meant by peer review? If not, it’s journalism @JackLScanlan -@rantyben if you wake me up at 3am with some remark about elephants I’ll keel you -@realscientists @wendyzuk @JackLScanlan participant vs. non-participant in the field under discussion. -RT @oh_rodr: @whitehouse I think you forget who you work for. -RT @whitehouse: Obama on NSA: "I've asked the intelligence community to...see how much of this we can declassify without further compromisi… -@thegrugq @oh_rodr oh sorry. I figured your looks canceled out the whole rich foreigner thing and you broke even -@thegrugq @oh_rodr when do we get to the part where you look at illegal pron? I assume that’s what you do -@thegrugq @oh_rodr if you’re creepy to naive little me at Vegas I’ll tell my daddy. He’s a government man ! -@thegrugq @oh_rodr which you said again and then deleted again so now it’s in the prismbase not once, but twice ! -@oh_rodr @thegrugq they say The Grugq’s heart grew three sizes that day -@0x1C @thegrugq I habitually pick on Australia out of love and respect. -@astroduff @JackLScanlan haha but only serious because technicolor writing is a classic indicator of schizophrenia :( -@thegrugq I just bet the question “can they afford ____?” is “yes for everything up to and including Australia” -@thegrugq with the scale of budget we can assume, it’s a fleet of Batmobiles. -@thegrugq yeah but if I’m traveling Europe on SEVENTEEN GADZILLION that’s a different question I think ! -I mean, I think it’s a given their budget is effectively whatever it takes. So it’s hiding it from the taxpayer a lot more than The Baddies… -Honest question: why is the NSA’s total budget size classified? How would knowing the total help Those Bad People? -RT @m0nk_dot: @quine @Niki7a http://t.co/4a5JbLy34H -@vladkov Not yet, the nice scary lady said it would be later tonight. -@0xdeadbabe @puellavulnerata so in their case, five months. -Am I paranoid to assume companies quote their six-month surveillance figures to make it sound like half as much as it is? -@m1sp http://t.co/sFkShivIKq -@m1sp I can hear gooses in my marsh <3 -@a_greenberg @kashhill @joshbearman SadImNotPettingAPhoenix.gif http://t.co/BvSLiu1xfj -RT @lawblob: girl your body is a temple. but it’s the water temple from Zelda so once I’m in there I have no idea what to do -@ikmultimedia Please do not put goddammed pop up ads in paid apps. Thanks. http://t.co/Clf7eMkxKK -“Policy is a ratchet that only loosens” (Snowden) I guess it is so, as exceptions to policies always, always happen -@ra6bit @eevee maaaan that’s such a false dichotomy! Function and form are not separate for a device you look at and touch all day -@secboffin @VTPG actually I’m better than average at everything worthwhile except humility and the platformer genre of games. -@secboffin @VTPG don’t worry, I’m really good at not thinking I’m better than average! -@eevee there has never been a thinkpad that wasn’t hideous -@0xcharlie we’re trusting you Dr. Miller. Trusting you with our tweets -@0x17h it’s NASA’s lucky day -@0x17h maybe we should just ban all three-letter groups of the form N*A -@20committee @steven_metz I know, that was the part you quoted immediately after he said he approves. -Internalize please https://t.co/UqFQSPSd2F -@20committee @steven_metz most legit whistleblowers seem to approve on the whole, including Binney who you partially quoted on the matter ;) -@steven_metz @20committee I just feel like people are too busy not liking him for things unrelated to the documents themselves. -RT @The1TrueSean: "the card have to be renewed in 4 years time which is 2016." Spammers really need to update their e-mails.#spam -@steven_metz @20committee ah, apologies! https://t.co/h35wgK3TB0 fits that better. -@steven_metz @20committee https://t.co/UqFQSPSd2F Please find better reasons for someone to be wrong than their diploma -@boblord middle syllable for both -@everyunicode oops again! -@Tomi_Tapio whaaaat. My poor Boston! -RT @jaykelly26: Say goodbye to some more Freedoms. SCOTUS Deals Miranda Rights Blow - http://t.co/apNcN3SyVD -@dawnchapel @qDot I’m… trying to decide if the image was switched, or that’s the joke. -RT @RedactedMedic: http://t.co/Bk3P4QeSoU first date. “@AppFlyer: Awkward. @mitrebox http://t.co/SzT9AkPmoB” -RT @arstechnica: Texas becomes first state to require warrant for e-mail snooping http://t.co/8xeUFRKa6x by @cfarivar -#woburn #burlington water on the road is four inches deep in places... Be safe -@Niki7a @tufts_cs_mchow @ErrataRob it's fine!!! I'm just anxious :) -@The1TrueSean where can I get massages by mail -@zygen grats I guess -RT @oh_rodr: . @janinda as someone who worked intimately on this surveillance program, I'm very happy that #snowden leaked his shit. -@solak @everyunicode they deleted the E and inserted the D before resuming I’m pretty sure -@qDot @tinysubversions … wat -@tufts_cs_mchow @ErrataRob it would be fair to delay my rejection until the last day because I also submitted on the last day lol -@everyunicode oops. Start over. -RT @solak: @0xabad1dea @everyunicode Now that you've called attention to them, they seem to have skipped "D". #performance #anxiety -RT @adamshostack: From the weekend: New iphone settings? I could see this through a paranoid prism...(/cc @att) http://t.co/SHPzjjfEjS -RT @mikko: Hugo Teso will run a webcast on Thursday: Practical presentation on how to remotely take full control of an aircraft… http://t.c… -I just tried to lock a paper notebook before getting up from my desk -RT @codeferret_: The NSA knows I'm uncool because I have to google for the definitions when my friends use slang T_T -EMET 4, finally! It has certificate pinning http://t.co/Kqo5G7JZLy -@chriseng wat -Follow @everyunicode for a very exciting buildup -@ErrataRob I don’t really have much of a problem with public speaking! I’m just nervous waiting to hear if I’m accepted or rejected -Sooo… today is the final absolute last day for Defcon CFP notices, right? *refreshes mail* *refreshes mail* -@eevee I am constantly taking photos with my iPhone in dreams then, shortly after waking up, be surprised they’re gone -@FioxyFluff @Tomi_Tapio is your garden a nuclear waste site?! -@chriseng oh geez. What is it? -Is this just creative writing? http://t.co/TwCA7cMx5t -RT @sweis: Snowden:"Encryption works. ... Unfortunately, endpoint security is so terrifically weak that NSA can frequently find ways around… -RT @MsEntropy: Why is this not bigger news? Texas jailers ran "rape camp" | http://t.co/2DPzmsbTxr cc: @WomenUndrSiege -@gazoombo I nominate @marshray and disappear into the shadows -@gazoombo though I am not #1 Crypto Expert -@gazoombo in theory, I think, the sticks are a good idea, though simply storing password-protected key files on a plain one can work okay -RT @ioerror: Someone doing SIGINT and openly advertising on LinkedIn actually brags about a program named Panopticon! http://t.co/2JXYEyTLW… -RT @chriseng: Snowden doing a live Q&A shortly: http://t.co/gPVBuT8CAv -@ioerror he deleted a tweet a few days ago agreeing to defend citizens but wondering aloud why he should care about foreigners. -How worried should I be to find this on my computer? http://t.co/2HFO5nNVRj -@wookiee you are a bad person -@WhiteMageSlave indeed you are -@m1sp @JackLScanlan it’s complicated. -@JackLScanlan @m1sp Mispy will attest that this is exactly what happens -@JackLScanlan @m1sp no, their world would be a happier place if there were only gods of fabulous fashion. Oh and there’s undead people -@JackLScanlan @m1sp basically: fantasy Silk Road, small poor country trying to politically maneuver, crazy people with powers, gay teens. -@abditum @m1sp Novel loading… please wait… 50%… 50.0001%… -@JackLScanlan @m1sp the fantasy novel I’ve been writing behind your back… the scribbles I pass to Mispy are my notes -@m1sp this Father’s Day, let us reflect on how I have developed literally hundreds of characters, but not Hayr’s unnamed father. -@m1sp well, it’s him, Rashk and Tsovinar vs. Hayr, Ziazan and Chakori in the Demographic of Hermit God Strongholds. -RT @wolfpupy: what if the headless horsemans original head was a horses head and the horse he rides has nothing to do with the name -@z4ns4tsu it turns out knowing what you don’t know is intractable. -@m1sp http://t.co/OmvYGROkcZ -@DrPizza yay! 🎉📱 -RT @ErrataRob: Bah, I spent all that effort learning to pronounce "Ahmadinejad", and now they've replaced him. -Wifi is literally invisible and might as well be magic. Please don’t blame people for not having a detailed risk model of it. -@JeffCurless @docsmooth @mattblaze technology is not intuitive. Internet privacy is extremely not intuitive. And a quick google won’t fix it -@JeffCurless @docsmooth @mattblaze WE are the technical experts and WE need to help rather than write off victims as deserving it -@JeffCurless @docsmooth @mattblaze right, so I’m sure you have a medical degree, a law degree, entirely self-sufficient in knowledge -@joshrossi once long ago -@WorldsHeadiest @0x17h /b/ is for /b/anned, /b/locked, /b/ye! -@joshrossi *applause* -@JeffCurless @docsmooth @mattblaze in a perfect world everyone would know everything about all technology they use, but, well. -@JeffCurless @docsmooth @mattblaze any time you use the word “deserve”, stop and evaluate why you think it’s their fault. -RT @tinysubversions: Whoa, @silentbicycle markov'ed the GPL license: https://t.co/RiteBuUZ9v ... Markov works very well with legalese -@WorldsHeadiest @0x17h you’re a real credit to Anonymous team. Giving them a good name. -@docsmooth @mattblaze assuming it was free wifi, there’s no way it could NOT attract civilian moths to the flame… -@PaulM @mattblaze I’m… assuming that’s exactly what they did. -.@mattblaze better question: what happened to the traffic of normal people who surfed at these internet cafes? -Spying on your own guests is simply rude. http://t.co/QAF0FrUJ3v -@PRISM_NSA ugh how did you know -@kivikakk @tenfootfangs I’m just saying, if you’re ever in the area, gay marriage is legal here… -RT @0x17h: Throwing children in prison turns out to be a really bad idea http://t.co/iuo6iStDbM -@20committee you know, most people would say there’s a difference between being at war with someone and not being at war with someone… -RT @m1sp: Found a paper in the arxiv database which was updated prior to its creation. Dealing with physicists here, not ruling out time tr… -“Phosphate, deposited originally as guano, has been mined on the island for many years.” How’s that for a job description -@rantyben @thegrugq why does CHRISTMAS ISLAND need its own investigation agency -@WhiteMageSlave he forgot how to tank http://t.co/3k6KzFh106 -@DrPizza :( -@ashedryden like why would you resent a piece of paper reminding the general public to not be rude unless you were planning on it? -@ashedryden sometimes I see people whine about codes of conduct and call it nannying. idgi. -@JackLScanlan I wouldn’t capitalize it for the same reason I wouldn’t capitalize the world, the ocean, and the sky. -@Sakurina @grp well technically it hasn’t shipped yet… -RT @EFF: Expert: Snowden's EFF sticker a "warning sign" https://t.co/zB8jB57MsD Really? Here's NSA's chief wearing EFF's logo http://t.co/… -RT @osxreverser: "Ms Nagyova - a close colleague of Mr Necas (…) - is also suspected of illegally ordering military intelligence to spy on … -RT @osxreverser: "Czech PM Petr Necas says he will resign on Monday following the arrest of a personal aide in an illegal surveillance scan… -RT @landley: Think the senate will fix domestic spying? Half of them didn't bother to attend thursday's briefing on it http://t.co/6bpyNMvV… -This music strongly evokes feelings of being ten years old, so I'm naming the rival after my annoying little brother who's now an adult :p -#pokemon quick, what's my rival's name? Asian version so only five letters. Hmm, IONIC, GRUGQ...? -@Kufat http://t.co/bfnmOrpcsm -I saved and reloaded and turned into a boy, so I guess I'll have to use emulator freezes instead. #BootlegGaming -Everything you need to know about this bootleg translation http://t.co/Nt9RQeAahE -@chriseng the scoop was that the representative *said* so, which he did say so. Then the representative said some other different stuff too. -I'm liveblogging games again http://t.co/5PN7k5J46y -Forgive me, download site, if I elect to not use the bundled emulator included with this rom I just nabbed -@WhiteMageSlave I love fighting Pikachu in smash bros... as I can just reflect everything. Yes, yes use thunder when I pass directly over! -@nrr I think our lease has something like a fifty pound limit -@kyhwana I would but he refuses because he thinks they're creepy -It’s easy to hate Gary Oak until you realize his parents are missing and his grandfather can’t be bothered to remember his name. -@sanguis3k I’m guessing they were so cheap they didn’t change the plastic between prototype and final -@sanguis3k there’s no connector inside, it’s just a hole in the plastic ! -RT @steveklabnik: Half of Americans living below or near the poverty line: http://t.co/47eytmM8bK -@Kufat you know I’ve owned cats before right I’ve even had horses. Entire horses. -So my husband was exposed to a cat and didn’t have a reaction. I really really hope he outgrew the allergy because I need a cat -@m1sp floor is lava -The URL of the video seems to be gone. But the cnet journalist doesn’t need to retract anything. I saw the video, Nadler did say that. -@chriseng but it’s on video. The journalist quoted him accurately. -@chriseng but it’s on video. The journalist quoted him accurately. -@20committee @ioerror It’s not particularly hard to find out what ioerror’s views are, he’s quite notoriously open about them… -@m1sp how am I supposed to send you pages when you're not online? :'( -@CaucusRacer nah it's clear and it looks like it drizzled off a glue gun, particularly on the underside it's not even touching any component -lol there are gobs of glue on both sides of this circuit board... pro -@xabean lol got it I had to wedge a fork in there... -@xabean it's actually stuck on there pretty good! -I peeled off the QC sticker on the cheaper radio only to discover an inexplicable microusb-shaped hole underneath -@THEwmAnderson no, because birthdays are a lot more fun when your parents love you! -@m1sp <3 -I can actually celebrate Father’s Day, but I think we need a holiday for people who survived failed parents. -That whole match, I thought I was fighting Luigi… then it turned out to just be Mario in a green suit… I don’t know what to believe anymore -RT @ioerror: Bush NSA begun scraping Skype call records and email metadata directly off US networks: http://t.co/zlJuDAx13X -@sciencecomic (it comes down to maximizing bulk movement rather than minimizing miles traversed per package) -@sciencecomic insert ramblings about the computer science field of of minimizing cost of package delivery -Hey twitter, we have successfully sustained conversation on a political topic for over a week without forgetting. Good job! -RT @hemantmehta: Christian College Expels Lesbian Student, Then Demands Repayment of Scholarships http://t.co/kNhEN2TkF1 -RT @zeynep: What Istanbul has come to. People now instragramming tear gas canisters that broke through their windor. http://t.co/nTAd26psCe -RT @NickHanauer: Coolest. Thing. Ever. Scientists re-discover the lost formula of Roman Concrete and it kicks our concrete's ass. http:… -@kaepora just a tad. -RT @vogon: @mattblaze @supersat koan: if you DROP TABLE in NUCLEON does the DBA make a sound -@chriseng I’m surprised Massachusetts is still your most frequent checkin… -@mike_acton pretend I didn’t auto incorrect that -@mike_acton largely a personal preference, but I’d ere on the side of current gender identity -@PatrickAK the spike is generated by the hardware and is always present at the exact center of the window. -@vogon what happened to the others? >.> -Behold the power of this fully operational science station http://t.co/HvdJQ0naFo -@CliffsEsport radio science ! -@corpsefilth that would kind of defeat the point -@QuantumG I am NOT paying shipping on several tons of metal from Hong Kong! :p -@QuantumG I don't see a price, and you know what they say about that... -The fact that the microwave is not big enough to contain the entire live USB cable, the computer it's attached to, and me is a problem :( -@puellavulnerata the script I put on github today specifically deletes a small range from the center before doing analysis -@puellavulnerata yes, it's an artifact of these cheap radios apparently. -@puellavulnerata MHz, but the spike will always be there in the center no matter what. -@jesster_king it's a microwave oven. -@puellavulnerata about like this one https://t.co/1tLeTTV4Ze -@vRobM there's not actually anything there (that the radio is picking up). That spike is spurious or whatever you want to call it -My yard sale faraday cage at work! http://t.co/skN64Rsj7O -@vogon that's an fc00013 on the left and an e4000 on the right http://t.co/yju8jrJxyo -@LowestCommonDen yeah that drives me nuts - also when people say "stack overflow is for people who can't google"! -I wonder how many times I can close the microwave door on this USB extension cable before it frays -@innismir I don't have one and I don't know. I probably shouldn't be trusted with a transmitter. :p -@jesster_king software defined radio -@_miw the noisy one on the left is a fc0013 and the clear one on the right claims to be an e4000 but I'm not positive. -@innismir yeah I know :) I guess the cheaper one goes beyond having no shielding to actively hurting itself -@xa329 @normative thanks -$10 sdr vs $20 sdr... don't cheap out too much, kids. http://t.co/nN2ovW5CRY -@a12danrulz my little bro refused to learn to read until he decided he wanted to play Pokemon without help lol! -Saturday night with KK Slider #smashart http://t.co/Tl4QCZd8em -@WhiteMageSlave they shall know of my greatness http://t.co/bwz2R6rIuO -@xa329 @thegrugq I blessed well don't swear. -@404ed http://t.co/yju8jrJxyo -The problem with writing a script that processes output of a $10 radio is it will randomly decide it doesn't feel it at the moment -@TDotWhiteHat @thegrugq I WON'T FORGET -@Brian_Sniffen @zooko http://t.co/d4EISKDJTz -@_wirepair I’m flattered I guess…? -@kaepora @matthew_d_green I suppose he meant the math is dull -Video of representative complaining he got two different answers from the NSA http://t.co/bIwklqRzER -RT @GooglePoetics: I am getting fat I am getting old I am getting married I am getting used to it #GooglePoems http://t.co/v4SvkLKCh5 -@grumpybozo actually I did end up on that page eventually but it wouldn’t play… -RT @ggreenwald: Whatever you think of the stories or Snowden or anything: can everyone agree that this increased transparency for NSA is ve… -@dangoodin001 @declanm representatives should all have tumblrs! -@Kytri Kytri Thompson, 198X—20XX: single handedly ruined comics forever. All of them. -@thegrugq I’m also good with stabbing -This reporter looks legit but what is the source of Nadler saying this? Or did I just miss it… http://t.co/bIwklqRzER -RT @trevortimm: BREAKING: In classified briefing, NSA admits it "does not need court authorization" to listen to domestic phone calls http:… -@thegrugq I’m great with kids. I swear. -@wimremes @thegrugq there’s not even a cartridge in that Gameboy! -@thegrugq why would you think playing Nintendo with me is traumatizing? Did Mario touch-a you? -@nrr I’m stuck at the house because DH left for the weekend and forgot to leave the house key. But there’s Nintendo at my house! -@nrr I live a few miles north of Cambridge -@nrr hello geographically adjacent friend ! -@zygen pedally. Manual is with hands! -Maybe I can advertise as a babysitter but only for kids who are worthy competition in Nintendo games -Grow up problems: I bet those kids outside would play Mario Kart with me… I also bet their parents would call the cops. -RT @levie: This should sum up America's problems: 53% of senators skipped out on a classified NSA briefing this week to go home early. -RT @ELLIOTTCABLE: Wish you could click those damn little loading-indicators in @Tweetbot, they’d stop loading and go away. /re http://t.co/… -@kirkenovak @Tomi_Tapio someday I’m gonna log back in and go ask that Redguard girl to marry me -RT @SteveD3: Pre-Father's Day comment from kids: If you're ever on life support, we'll unplug you and plug you back in, because sometimes t… -RT @jayrosen_nyu: "Don't savvy me." New shorthand: only 14 characters. It means: Stop dismissing valid questions with the insider's, "and t… -@collettiquette someone needs to learn of burden of proof :D -Code drop!!! https://t.co/x8HGNmZQX3 the worst radio scanner ever written #sdr -@jevinskie oh, well I guess that part is effectively a filter as it just removes a tiny slice from the middle of the array entirely. -@jevinskie it's not a filter, it's just generating a textual list of peaks in the sample buffer -Wee! I wrote my own script for finding local peaks that ignores the false spike always in the center. http://t.co/hFtfa5SZfz -@pchengi no, the opposite! I am saying a lot of Older People seem to not like people in their 20s. -@WhiteMageSlave the range is actually ridiculously short and easily defeated by a wall -@akopa I was trying to use someone else's already-written interactive one -Problem: I should get some fresh air. Solution: Wii-U tablet range extends to patio -Dear abadidea of two days ago, you put the pudding in the freezer. gg, champ! -@NotThatGreg wow... -@hackerfantastic nope, just the rtlsdr tools -@NotThatGreg ie the library detects my dongle as an elonics e4000 but its tunable range stops dead at 1700mhz -@NotThatGreg mass-produced Chinese radios are like a box of chocolates: the chart may or may not be accurate http://t.co/yju8jrJxyo -@NotThatGreg one of many roughly equivalent rtl-sdrs -@mirell not necessarily… depends on the family. -I made a graph programmatically! The most fun you can legally have on a Saturday with a USB dongle!!!1! http://t.co/bngqx7ErZp -Google "pylab". First result: wiki page complaining that the first result for googling pylab is not very helpful. It wasn't very helpful. -@sakjur "blah blah blah you're only 24 what do you know" "blah blah blah he's only 29 why does he make so much money" -RT @hemantmehta: This Woman is Being Denied U.S. Citizenship Because She’s an Atheist http://t.co/g4uRfCWhx7 -@kivikakk it’d probably be more efficient to have stored the RAM states -RT @nullwhale: @0xabad1dea A HN commenter clears up the translation a little — https://t.co/GYCZ0kncoK -@m1sp #youngnar http://t.co/WDAoWZua1o -RT @mikko: German Intelligence agencies claim they can 'decrypt PGP and SSH'. http://t.co/7YjaV8TTAi There's obviously something lost in tr… -@ralphtice it’s not my friends, it’s a zeitgeist -RT @xor: Oh my god, Google's been trying to warn us all along! http://t.co/xbBTMXUKxK -It really seems to me there’s now a disdain for people in their 20s that equates them with teenagers which didn’t used to be there. -@hypatiadotca how bad are we talking -@m1sp http://t.co/xnIw5inIYE -@The1TrueSean my only question is: why one glove -@ca13ra1 https://t.co/uUgXE1SWX1 -@amanicdroid @0x17h my village police are analog, and the Boston police were analog as of, well, was that even two months ago yet? -@0x17h pff, what could ever happen in Boston? -@0x17h oh yeah. -@niteshad It's not encrypted. There's just no-one talking. Because nothing is on fire. -@EightTons the time frame was not my concern... except that three decades ought be long enough to find out what NSA stands for. -@niteshad lol as if! -"Maaaaaan my local police and fire radio isn't very active! Wait..." -(That bright yellow blip was a fireman using the truck's radio about twenty feet form me, just saying something mundane) -@thegrugq nnnnnooooooo...... -@N3OX rtl-sdr -The fire department is outside my window... boy that signal sure is bright http://t.co/YtID7DEsCq -@_wirepair @thegrugq hmm it's not the touhou albums but I guess I'll try to get it anyway to cover for my piracy sins -@thegrugq @_wirepair also my taste is fine thank you https://t.co/cbQPhaEpjg -@thegrugq @_wirepair I suspect the answer is that CDs have *collector's value* -Japanese musicians!!!! y u no digital download so I can give you my monies fair and square -@smb lol I'm sorry. I only see "Super Mario Brothers" -@RandomStep submit child get request to adoption API endpoint -@lil_lost pretty much -@elathan because I'm planning on adopting and you usually can choose that -@MikeyASalazar me too! Actually I've been planning on adopting since I first heard the word when I was seven years old. -Y'all know when I get a kid you're going to be in for like ten years of scientific observation tweets about her learning stuff? Fair warning -When your handle starts with a zero, you get a lot of pocket-tweets, toddler-tweets, and hand-slipped-tweets. -@patrickwonders you seem to be having technical issues, possibly of the toddler variety -RT @Marie_Lu: Classic statues in hipster clothes. Is the best thing I've seen all day. http://t.co/VksjU5FHBs -I can’t believe someone put this much top-notch effort into a movie trailer about Java https://t.co/pkH9fgS00f -I don’t think I’ve ever seen a photograph of an in-flight entertainment screen that wasn’t of a Linux crash or reboot. -RT @marshray: http://t.co/ByTrXVhKH2 Thought I'd mention I proposed an enhancement to SSL which ENCRYPTS your METADATA. Speak up if you wan… -@stillchip lol I'll see if I can find one... -Antenna has female connector. Radio has female connector. I tried rubbing them together, but it seems they're not lesbians. -RT @PRISM_NSA: There's one Internet company that has bravely resisted us, no matter the cost: @GoDaddy haha JK they're total jerks like yo… -This source base has a configure script which does nothing but print "just run make" -This is how Massachusetts people think. http://t.co/m3VndDab9F They can't fathom going more than eight miles to anything! -@tapbot_paul to clarify, I mean robots in homunculus form. If your bag doesn’t have half-eaten candy bars, you’re suspect. -@tapbot_paul Androids. -@tenfootfangs what if you search for four guys or six? What is the limit of guys who can grind as n approaches infinity -@iowahawkblog @innismir I ain’t Russian ! -RT @iowahawkblog: Whenever I get retweeted by a hot chick, I assume it's some kind of Russian internet scam. -@kaepora @cakemail If they think *that’s* hate, they really need some more experience with controversy -@wookiee I’m disappointed there’s no full body shots of you gettin’ down in that video -@0x17h barbarian -RT @BrianBWagner: I'm starting to think that @PRISM_NSA is like Santa Claus. The more you believe in its power, the more it influences your… -RT @arstechnica: What does your cat do when you’re not around? http://t.co/CVotCjTLEH by @drgitlin -@bhelyer anyway it’s like “Celebrating the 191th consecutive year of keeping soldiers out of our quarters” -@bhelyer they don’t just show it to you? o_O -Third Amendment rights group celebrates centuries of stunning success http://t.co/1BRsaHAxus -RT @MarkKriegsman: Pink Shirt Day @Veracode. http://t.co/CLNmWWdzGr -@eevee well they already had that é using up a perfectly good slot in the character map -@HyShai that's the pager - the mp3 player has 32MB of ram by which they mean solid state storage -Review of a $300 MP3 player... in 1998 http://t.co/Lwi0L2SVgY (via @ternus ) -@meursalt not my pager - I'm guessing it's the base station at the local hospital (I haven't hooked it up to a decoder) -@alethenorio 13 is dang well old enough to use the internet and gaming forums. -Right where I thought it'd be. http://t.co/CI0Hepku7R <--> http://t.co/cBLQuwvpra -@m1sp @vogon I was so ridiculously harmless -The NSA could save a lot of money if they just hired my best friend to cyberstalk everyone... nothing escapes his keen google-fu -@H4RDC0pyLULZ >.> -RT @chaosTechnician: @0xabad1dea Don't be too hard on 15yo you. 25yo you set a laptop on fire. :) -15yo me called herself a phreak. 15yo me needs to be slapped -@m1sp SILENCE -"Someone" found a backup of my blog I started when I was 15. Will I hate 25yo me this much in ten years? -@akopa yup. Once again I am punished for buying the piece of fabric which was advertised to fit me -@The1TrueSean @thegrugq @codeferret_ he really puts the bear in pedobear -@thegrugq I'm ten. -I got a Pusheen the Cat shirt, but apparently "woman's tee" means "we cut out a hole the size of the moon" -@lindseybieda I personally have always refused to pretend to be a boy. I get TOLD I'm really a boy enough as it is. -And no, contrary to my mother's apparent fear that the internet is nothing but pedobears, I never encountered any on gaming forums. -When I was a young teen (13, 14) I lied about my age on the internet (saying I was 10, 11) because it freaked me out when guys hit on me. -RT @mattblaze: Didn't Sen. Feinstein reveal more than Snowden about telco metadata when she said it was going on for years & applied to oth… -@ErrataRob attn: @comex :p -@ErrataRob I promise I’m not being interviewed by the police over twitter -Why do I encrypt communications, officer? Because I’m planning a surprise party… several times a day… -@thegrugq I buy surprise gifts for my spouse several times a day! -RT @callmewuest: @0xabad1dea It's not like anyone is hiring people to weaponize those patches. Oh wait -- http://t.co/Q2lgmnSW44 -@reviktra I tend to comment on the thing I most recently RT’d :p though I realize, if you already follow, twitter’s behavior is arbitrary -Giving the govt advance copies of patches is a two-edged sword. On one hand it’s passive defense, on the other it’s so easily abused… -@thegrugq hey man, etsy is on the BALL. -@reviktra in this case it was office space and allegedly someone chickened out on sharing it after the past week. -@leighhollowell fun fact - the white part is technically leaves, and it has several tiny flowers in the center. Double flower! -@hoofadoo @innismir @wimremes no one said there are no adult converts -@innismir @wimremes I’m defining convert as someone who has explicitly prayed for salvation in the generally prescribed Protestant manner -@leighhollowell dogwood -@innismir @wimremes I have missionary training from the Southern Baptists, you know… -@wimremes it’s no coincidence that almost all converts to Christianity are under 15 years old… -RT @eevee: it is seriously cool that animal crossing allows crossdressing and only makes cheerful nods at it -Whether or not you think JavaScript crypto is a good idea, chickening out on helping Cryptocat at the last second doesn’t help anyone… -RT @kaepora: Wow. @CakeMail just canceled a deal to rent part of their offices for Cryptocat because of “what we work on.” Incredibly shame… -@ShadowTodd that’s what makes twitter followers! -RT @landley: Is it a good sign for the future of the USA that Sesame Street _needs_ to cover parental incarceration? http://t.co/7L1kKbExRn -RT @SecurityHumor: Bitwise and byte foolish. #infosecadages -RT @SecurityHumor: Bitwise and byte foolish. #infosecadages -@taoeffect that’s not what NSA stands for. -@rodrigobijou saw a screenie of it -How to destroy credibility in one sentence: “I’ve been covering the National Security Administration for three decades.” -@WhiteMageSlave but it’s the squirrel’s fault in the first place -@thecoleorton @Veracode honestly, we don’t … -RT @Veracode: MAME and legos, the keys to productivity. http://t.co/JbYB7HKbNk -RT @charliesome: Holy shit, this is a bootable Minecraft clone written in *assembly*: https://t.co/NSaPPIDpe0 -@WhiteMageSlave thank @CyberSquirrel1 ! -@Ionustron but the evidence points not to a backdoor, but to the spooks getting an advance copy of next month’s patches -@Ionustron Microsoft Security Essentials? Well it’s not like the rest of the OS isn’t also under their control :p -@octal @puellavulnerata and if people will still call him kid when he’s thirty years old -RT @m1sp: Twitter data visualizations will continue to grow until they reach peak silliness https://t.co/ZGfMA5AdNi -@H4RDC0pyLULZ :o -RT @csoghoian: Wow. Microsoft provided non-public info on software flaws to US gov agencies, which was used to exploit foreign govs. http:/… -@m1sp it’s a legitimately sad story! Solornel just doesn’t have much patience period -@m1sp #TheMeanestAuthor http://t.co/u9AHqIdkdK -RT @marshray: @DonAndrewBailey @tqbf @csoghoian like asking a fox to guard a henhouse,in secret, with exponentially increasing hen-eating c… -RT @thegrugq: A lot of the public evasiveness of the IC heads has been based on hoping that people will understand the non-IC definition -RT @TheAtlantic: A certain 'je NSA quoi': In the 1950s and '60s, the spy agency held a beauty pageant http://t.co/FNXw159dyB -@Kufat it’s been there for TWENTY MINUTES -I should throw out this jello cup before it attracts ants *picks it up. Soldier termite underneath* -RT @textfiles: A COMPLETE BOMBSHELL WAKE UP SHEEPLE http://t.co/VVZGfJoZ04 -RT @marshray: http://t.co/PKZTfT4QS2 "It’s not just meta data. The NSA is getting everything." -I um, missed this when it came out a month ago. FBI guy stammers and then says all digital communications recorded http://t.co/pR5ipQhPFI -In news that isn’t depressing, Supreme Court ruled against patents of natural DNA. That there was ever a question is frightening. -.@dakami xbone’s PR is so condescending that I am seriously contemplating it being sabotage -RT @dakami: https://t.co/uJ2YRk3ebI Wow. The lawyers are actually killing the XBox One. -RT @attritionorg: Is it safe @TrendMicro? No =( http://t.co/nC9BcOnHH8 -@benheaslewood it appears that the graph is upright but "x title" and "y title" strings are fundamentally swapped at API level! -In this widget library demo, the graph widget's x axis is labeled "Y AXIS" and its y axis "X AXIS" and I'm going to punch it in the face -@landley Matt Mackall. Most Malicious. I'm allergic to M&Ms. CONSPIRACY -@MarkKriegsman would that make the 2MHz NES twice as painful or half? -RT @MarkKriegsman: @0xabad1dea I still maintain that the Apple II ran at one megahurt. -I really feel like the singular of megahertz should be megahert -@MarioVilas I *get* it! But it's needlessly confusing because you have to remember two different things for two different contexts -@OptiMizPrime though it's not their fault. It has the correct address on it, but it's visually almost indistinguishable from mine! -@OptiMizPrime I did actually. "Hey so so the post office gave me someone else's kid's pediatric bill from you." "Wow uh..." -@bobpoekert nah I don't really write python. Trying to get some random thing off the internet working. -"Compiling wxWidgets failed because of missing Carbon support in OSX 10.8" If only this could have been tested BEFORE a 20-minute compile! -I look away from macports for two seconds and it starts compiling xorg-X11. All I wanted was some widgets in my pythons! -@null_ptr the one about Cocoa... -RT @mcclure111: San Diego Catholic Diocese fires teacher because she was a victim of domestic violence. This is not an exaggeration. http:/… -@nullwhale I use macports. But the problem du jour is mostly in python extensions -I should put "expert in interpreting needlessly obtuse errors in the process of compiling Linux utilities on OSX" on my resume -@joshuajuran well, let's just say I'm more concerned about wxPython still working in two years than in working 20 years ago :) -"WARNING: can't find headers for this library I need but I'm going to compile anyway and fail after littering the hdd with code corpses!" -It's a travesty that there is actively-maintained code written against the Carbon API. The O'Reilly book on its replacement came out in 2002 -@gdbassett @ra6bit lol okay -@gdbassett @ra6bit yeah it does, that's what I'm saying. There's an audit trail, and he probably had power over it. -@gdbassett @ra6bit which probably involved actually checking the personal files of other users -@gdbassett @ra6bit just on that he was a sysadmin, he got away cleanly, and people are baffled how he got those papers in particular -@gdbassett @ra6bit no matter how hard you try, you can't fix the fact that sysadmins have root. -@gdbassett @ra6bit I think the key thing was he WAS the one checking the audit trail -@rantyben @chriseng "HYDRARGYRUM" I meant the word "HYDRARGYRUM" also written ☿ -@name_too_long mentioning me on twitter would be approx 7000% more likely to get my attention in time :) -@schrotthaufen see my next tweet!! -@MarkKriegsman of course, that roughly pegs one core and consumes a gig of ram, because real time graphics in a scripting language. -@MarkKriegsman pyglet + https://t.co/WcnBfCeizz + https://t.co/f8ZyqEPEvv == http://t.co/bJlcly5L0X -@gpakosz yes, because.... it's ancient. -@chriseng we didn't. But we STARTED a few thousand years ago. -Am I more infuriated by casually inconsiderate interface choices than fundamental human rights abuses? Let's count my tweets and find out... -Splain Train that hg is the ancient abbreviation for mercury please stand down :p -"Let's name the package mercurial and the utility hg," said the most malicious person ever -I got the command-line version of the SDR tools working on OSX... what should I do with these four beautiful cores?! -@MarkKriegsman good news comrade https://t.co/uUgXE1SWX1 -@evacide yeah, and that's fine, it's just the venue comes with that nice tint of "maybe shouldn't get your opsec tips here" :) -“Here’s Vice, the magazine that accidentally leaked the exact geocoordinates of a man on the run, with how to hide phone calls from the NSA” -@DarthNull it was changing the ad every other click for me, unless you mean it doesn’t for YOU because Adblock. -A slideshow on how The Onion pays the bills with ad impressions… http://t.co/psoQArrUFh -@SeanTheProducr @PRISM_NSA yes but only archiving the data that’s public by definition… -@RSWestmoreland I’m curious if it was an auto handwriting recognition bug or a last-mile human error -I just got a medical bill in the mail for someone else who lives on same street with similar, but not identical, name. Huh. -@thegmanehack \o/ -@akopa never, EVER leave me alone with a soldering iron. You saw what happened with freakin' sealing wax. -I somehow doubt that this cheap radio's serial number is actually 00000013 -@TheNoButton (our housemate is a good cook, but he's gone for the week and I haven't eaten a proper meal since.) -@TheNoButton My live-in cook isn't here this week I'm afraid, so ramen and instant soup it is. -You're not a real computer scientist until you have to start over boiling the ramen water because you were tinkering with something -@Ammoniak @MikeTalonNYC @snipeyhead I was thinking you were linking me something pink and I'd be mildly annoyed... but no... you're right. -@CyberSquirrel1 and my freshman year there was an outage every few days until finally equipment started getting upgraded. -@CyberSquirrel1 the infrastructure simply was incapable of handling the load as college students all got their own computers, no joke. -@demon117 um, well, of course. The point is how is presented. -@CyberSquirrel1 it wasn’t me, it was the girl who insisted on using her jumbo microwave ! -RT @thezeist: Deep Wizardry: Stack Unwinding http://t.co/AJrRwZaraT -@send9 yeah… it sees where it sleeps, which it infers is where you sleep! -@CyberSquirrel1 taking down the power in Lynchburg is so simple a college freshman could do it. Repeatedly. I’d know. -@fadenb well Eve is basically a game about suicide bombing other players... -.@sanguis3k I *know* they're logging it; it's just creepy to see them try too hard to be cute with it :( -@sanguis3k I don't think I've ever not been logged on to at least one Google service for a few years now -Google Now is creeping me out. It's showing a list of my recent searches on other computers and asking if I want to continue researching Eve -I will pet my good luck Pinkie Pie while waiting to hear from Defcon http://t.co/dFMMRTopxd -@ra6bit @awpiii yeah that's what I meant by it stays in place when I scroll, sorry. Always straight down the middle. -@ra6bit @awpiii oh, the spike in my output is not at 108, that's just where I was. It's literally everywhere, all the time. -@ra6bit there’s more around 145 yeah -@gpakosz in response to my submission a few weeks ago -@ra6bit with no antenna you can clearly see them... they stay in place as you scroll http://t.co/BVwasjFcSl -@ra6bit lines which are always present in the waterfall. I think some people call them biases? -The cheaper radios I got have not one but five imaginary peaks clearly visible! -@CyborgCode kinda a bit late there. CFP == Call For Papers == submitting a talk proposal -@CyborgCode by submitting to the CFP -Other people are getting their Defcon letters… anxiously awaiting mine -RT @0x17h: London police are confiscating sleeping bags and food from homeless people http://t.co/HeEdjB5oxE -@techpractical @jasonmoliver someone authorized to maintain computers can physically open the case and then… so on and so forth. -@blowdart my mother is IT at a southern university. It’s probably the most peculiarly redneck IT department in the world. -@blowdart yes actually she has domain administer credentials -@blowdart and active directory is controlled by who? :) -@jasonmoliver they already do that -The real Mission Impossible is keeping thumb drives off your network. http://t.co/OGjIRKP2mp -@Motoma that’s the spirit! -RT @zooko: “NSA chief drops hint about ISP Web, e-mail surveillance”—@declanm http://t.co/RUUzwdMyqQ HT @dangillmor -RT @_decius_: I want my views on Twitter to be tracked - thats why I express them here. Facebook is slightly different. Gmail is very diffe… -@oh_rodr he linked me his bio at the naval academy or something and it says so. -@Viss :< -@RenatoFontes his username is 20committee , trying not to @ him too much because getting blocked would be inconvenient :) -I guess too many people bothered the NSA guy about his remark of why should he care about foreigners, as he deleted it. -@solak wow… he said of course he’ll defend Americans but why would he care for the rights of foreigners -@MarkKriegsman gee, what prompted that thought… -@Motoma better than %APPDATA%\Roaming -@wwwtxt my tablet has 2048 rows of tiny blinky lights, what do I win -@MarkKriegsman nasal demons are totally in-spec! -@MarkKriegsman soooooo… how in-bounds is a custom compiler? :p -RT @Veracode: Webinar in 5 mins w @chriseng & @jlavepoze Mobilizing the Masses: Building BYOD Security Awareness in Your Workplace https://… -@MarkKriegsman you’re pretty suspicious… hey has that dollar been claimed yet -I managed to avoid the trap of buying the sugar-free jello, but I realized too late they had already gotten me in the cookie aisle. #bleh -“The “If You See Something, Say Something™” Campaign” If you think of something, trademark something -@landley a better question, indicative of mindset, would be “Would you be ashamed to even try out dressing like a woman?” -RT @gparker: Fast path through objc_msgSend() on arm. iOS 1: 20 instructions. iOS 6: 19 instructions. iOS 7: 11 instructions. -@rantyben @wimremes Morality is messy. But legality is what the power structure allows, hopefully but not necessarily what is good. -@SunTsu they got the check mark, Mr. Tsu -RT @DHSgov: “If You See Something, Say Something™” emphasizes the importance of reporting suspicious activity to the proper authorities #se… -RT @jamesseddon: The Sun at its best RT @JamesManning4: An apology in today’s Sun: http://t.co/H0g6eq9udK -@SurprisingEdge I’m surprised more people don’t ask… I was short a lanyard and my dad gave me a veteran’s administration one and it stuck -@earlzdotnet I think it should start working from the point you first logged in -@tapbot_paul Nah, definitely not. Latest stable on iPad. Snapped a pic, it resprung as it was thumbnailing for the tweet edit sheet -@i_intelligence @Packetknife silly gizmodo, the moon is already dead! -@JastrzebskiJ hahaha … … … -@JastrzebskiJ it was more being annoyed by people who act like it’s a travesty a 29yo with no degree DARE make so much money. -@JastrzebskiJ I’ve kind of been assuming it was sudo cp * -@m1sp http://t.co/N0q8rEM47V -Just experienced a spectacular respring while taking a picture. I blame @tapbot_paul though I doubt it was actually Tweetbot’a fault. -RT @Packetknife: Stacking tolerances.. it applies to software too. -@PresidentHoodie it involves seeds ? -@ELLIOTTCABLE if yours is purple, you should uh, maybe see a doctor… -@kivikakk but are they all in R— if I assume that’s Russian, it won’t be. -@ErrataRob my face clouds over as I read this tweet. -I’d encourage @LorettaSanchez and all other representatives to remember they represent *us* and we want to hear what the NSA told them :) -@NedGilmore now if I had that… -Representative Sanchez sounds like she’s begging someone to leak as best as she can without saying so http://t.co/qaU5jhIu1l -@ELLIOTTCABLE AM NOT -@MalwareJake it completely ignored the SD slot. This was USB, of which it has two -@MalwareJake “Do you want to format this device?” “Please make sure the device is the only one inserted” “Do you want to format this device” -@MalwareJake I expect to be asked, but it asked the same questions multiple times for no apparent reason :( -@WhatHoCenturion you should. -@H0lyPuma it’s so childproof! -RT @Packetknife: And if you think #Snowden harms US-China relations. HAHA. BWAHAHA.. because yes, China went *gasp* what is this Enn Ess Ay… -“I don’t see a USB eject option in the Wii-U… do I just pull it out…?” http://t.co/8hZiGiNG1U -“Once the file transfer has started, the process cannot be cancelled, because we don’t know about journaled filesystems” -Confirming to the Wii-U that yes I really want to format it literally took longer than formatting it -@sarahcuda @vogon yeah, I loved not feeling safe until I left… -@unimp0rtanttech I would *never* make fun of Sonic. The sad thing Sega has become, however… -@Kufat Before. I apparently suppressed the memory. It was traumatizing. -But hey, at least I found my SD card! It was in the Wii-U after the absolutely miserable process of migrating the old Wii's data. -Bonus: I shut down the WinCE laptop with the USB stick plugged in, and now other computers can't recognize it -@H0lyPuma apparently not because there's one in the slot and it's ignoring it ?? -@gangstahugs @H0lyPuma I would generally advise against getting kernel code off a torrent -@H0lyPuma sharing save files: the scourge of innocent game devs everywhere. -@Lavarsicious The Terrible Laptop from China That Came With Windows CE 6.0 (the one I lit on fire) -@H0lyPuma to back up a save file so I can delete it and see if that fixes a bug, if not put it back. -@Lavarsicious ... it's not THAT primitive, thank goodness. -ZOMG Wii-U wants me to reformat my USB drive to some special snowflake format ?!?! -Windows CE doesn’t have an option to safely eject the USB drive! I guess it’s stuck here forever :( -@puellavulnerata Blackhat however is explicitly commercial -@puellavulnerata the Defcon invitation, I feel, was done to deliberately lend a voice to an ideological opponent -@puellavulnerata oh no no no last year he talked at DEFCON. he’s moving up in the world ! -@puellavulnerata ie will he still have the nerve to show up, and will he make it through the talk without being boo’d off the stage -@puellavulnerata Keith Alexander and his appointment to address the security community at Blackhat -@puellavulnerata so what’s the betting pool on him and Vegas at anyway? -@tenfootfangs it worked almost fine until we unlocked Robotnik… maybe I should wipe the save files? -Oh boy, Sonic Racing Transformed has a patch! Maybe I can finally play it without it freezing! LOL NOPE where’s Mario Kart -@tenfootfangs >.> -@DrPizza my husband except… *British* -Someone should take me on dates to the orchestra to hear classical music (my husband is a philistine) -@tenfootfangs wow I am actually jelly -Nintendo in one Vine. I went upstairs to find the phone at five seconds remaining https://t.co/Ujni06VKaR -@fncombo Accessibility -> Increase Text Legibility. You’re welcome! -RT @NightValeRadio: Help control the pet population. Stop calling ants pets. They do not love you and it's inflating the numbers. -@coreplane @puellavulnerata heck, most Americans have only a vague idea of people in other parts of the country -@MarioVilas which I don’t think is a widely held view anymore, although “my marriage is a right, yours isn’t!” is. -@MarioVilas no, the other way around… if you say freedom is a right, then you can’t also say slavery can be moral. -@onekade @puellavulnerata at this point I’m pretty sure they meant as opposed to fiber taps; they request data at rest they didn’t snarf. -@puellavulnerata one of my private essays on ethics is a rant about the moral imperative of meeting those who are different... -@puellavulnerata (only men? Don't look at me...) -@puellavulnerata my grandmother (bless her) said "well you can't trust foreign men!" when a local murderer turned out to be Brazilian. -@puellavulnerata I feel like some older people I know have had so little contact with non-Americans they have no concept of them as people. -@akopa there's a time and a place for privilege, like privilege to use the part of the beach reserved for local taxpayers or w/e -Maybe my sympathies for The Foreigners(tm) is an internet generation thing: everyone I know is equally far away, and yet equally here. -@chriseng HA! Our klout scores are the same again! -@emptythevoid @Twirrim #closeenough -If you claim you deserve a certain right, but others (foreigners, gays, w/e) don't, then you actually claim you deserve a privilege. -If you claim you deserve a certain right, but others (foreigners, gays, w/e) don't, then you actually claim you deserve a privilege. -@JeffCurless @20committee hence all the talking I do. -@JeffCurless @20committee the world works the way that people let it. -@JeffCurless @20committee If I gave a damn how the "world works", I wouldn't be here, an openly bisexual atheist woman with a computer job. -@JeffCurless @20committee I don't care that someone's a "foreigner", I will afford them what I claim I deserve. Rights, respect, no dif. -@JeffCurless @20committee um well my point kind of was: why would geographic location determine whether I apply basic respect to someone? -@m1sp I will give you a present next time you log on chat... to apologize for the digimon thing. -@amanicdroid @chriseng twenty-two dollars for the velcro?!?! -@bigeasy janitors are disrespected gods of physical access, and "uppity" is a privileged word. -I'm picking on @chriseng because I'm fuming over something he said about tinfoil and haberdashery -@0xcharlie @chriseng I take offense to your implicit denial of my gender identity -@katzmandu but not enough to keep the darn kids and their animes and pokemons out ! -@tenfootfangs but you like The Animes -Not to say that ALL Boring Old People don't know how to computer... @0xcharlie and @chriseng for example ! -The fact of the matter is that comic-book-lovin' kids control the world's datacenters because not enough Boring Old People learned computing -And people like @20committee will find it hard to fill their hacker ranks if everyone who lacks a degree and likes comics is disqualified :) -@thegmanehack \o/ -I feel like some people are just mad a “kid” who dropped out and likes comic books made more money than they do. Computers: learn them. -RT @inversephase: @marshray @0xabad1dea oh no! what if they find out that nearly every government hired CS/math/etc student was into anime?… -RT @marshray: http://t.co/n8UCahnwXS "How can I be concerned about blanket electronic surveillance if the guy who leaked it was into anime … -RT @avestal: MS confirms Xbox One has console-level region locking; will not function outside 21 launch countries. http://t.co/6xkXLMthIp -@ChronicleSU @0xcharlie this is how you know you made it, Dr. Miller! -RT @EFF: As far as we know, our victory in the secret FISA court today marks the first time any party other than the US gov't has won in th… -RT @EFF: BREAKING: FISA court rejects Justice Dept's catch-22 secrecy argument, @EFF's case will proceed https://t.co/5Kk36J9hRj -@hypatiadotca didn’t you hear? Everyone with pink hair is actually the same girl. -RT @AlSweigart: Unlike online advertisers, gov. tracking can end with literally being imprisoned, tortured, and executed. THAT is why we ar… -This guy continues to make me very sad https://t.co/FgpC06LnFt -@20committee because being born wrapped in red, white, and blue doesn’t actually make you special? -RT @csoghoian: Alexander's unwillingness to reveal whether the NSA is collecting non-telephony metadata (such as email contacts) should be … -RT @gigideegee: in everything you do on the internet, please remember that at the end of the day you are dealing with real human beings -@0xcharlie I’m four percent of your followers ?! -@Fe3Mike now I'm upset I didn't think of that -@alethenorio oh definitely not. Windows, Linux, OSX and Google Drive -@alethenorio implementation dependent! -This was necessary http://t.co/SrHyRlVaGO -So @txs is leaving the company... we got him a present http://t.co/ZJ4nv6FhGj -And yes, the excess coworker variables have smashed the floor stack and are obstructing foot traffic... -Go to restaurant with coworkers. Fill table. Attempt to realloc the table twice as large. TableMalloc() returns null. Segfaaaauuuult -@alethenorio I meant the filesystem metadata -@aredridel @shu @thinkingfish ahahahaha -@thegrugq pff. My husband's forehead is more than subtly too large *right now*. -@PBTender I'm actually a Magical Girl http://t.co/2hQ6SBKoBP -My github comment signature is :sparkling_heart: it matches my avatar pretty well! 💖 -@Mordicant when you buy something in Google Music it kinda automatically gives free listens to your friends -@mtheoryx You just hurt Siri's feelings... -I often have nightmares of my phone dying. Dreamed of a sudden firestorm consuming my car, first thought, "my spare battery's in there!" -http://t.co/7VnhyQ5JYx my imagination or does that legal footer say 2011? Definitely on the bleeding edge of image sharing -@kehopper well, "issues created by you" actually means "bug reports submitted by you"... -@bobpoekert then their growth metrics don't include user retainment. -"Issues created by you" this interface text sounds so hostile out of context, doesn't it? -@bobpoekert and it took me time and made me angry. http://t.co/8I3PWnisv7 -Thank you @_Delts for reminding me that Twitter Mobile Web actually makes you do EXTRA taps to log in rather than sign up ?!?! -@bobpoekert except when I'm staring at tumblr going "............... there's no signin button" (it's a tiny text in the corner) -@skattyadz I can't tell you how many times I go to sign in on github and I instinctively click the green button next to the white one :( -#UIRage the signup button should be obvious. It shouldn't dramatically MORE obvious than the signin button. Ahem @tumblr / less so @github -@SamusAranX actually I suspect it also starts that ticker after first login -Twitter fixed all the bugs I complained about yesterday. Now I'll complain my Connect tab goes back one hour before jumping to 13 hours ago -@SamusAranX it shows that for some of them for me where I know that's wrong too... -RT @netmork: @0xabad1dea Account ineligible. At this time, we are only accepting advertisers tweeting in English (…). -@jonathanw probably because the adblocker unilaterally blocks domains with "ads" in the name, or something -(It appears that the timeline at the top of the dashboard doesn't start until the first time you log in, so it will be blank first time) -Did you know?: https://t.co/LD87egqkJo will show you the analytics dashboard for your account even if you haven't bought any ads. -@landley archaeology suggests this error is about as old as I am. Therefore it's his fault :) -@pborenstein yeah; I suspect it was an actual hand-maintained text file listing servers for their script to mirror ! -My father once reminisced to me that there as a time in the 90s when a three-letter agency could simply download the internet… -RT @hashbreaker: You think your RSA encryption is safe because the attacker doesn't have a quantum computer yet? Serious attackers _save_ y… -RT @trap0xf: http://t.co/SrIqGLqqF1 greatest subtitle -@Urraca @arstechnica by which I mean, when I open and it loads new posts, it jumps me to the top of the timeline -@Urraca @arstechnica it’s okay and works a lot better than it used to. I hate that it doesn’t seem to support remembering where I left off… -@ggreenwild @0x17h Dr. Russler, you should be ashamed of this behavior! -@alsmola @presidentbeef awesome… had to open an incognito window but I got in -@sintixerr I’m asking if you realize the article is from a parody news site, as your comment on it is ambiguous :p -@sintixerr you realize that’s a parody right :) -@jennifurret is that better or worse than waiting on the ethics committee ? -@NamTaf well yes, but The average American household has had more bandwidth than that since about 1982 -RT @arstechnica: Microsoft: No internet connection? You can still buy an Xbox 360! http://t.co/YIZWaWQaLS by @KyleOrl -@SimonZerafa @callmewuest that’s the joke… -@_losh I ain’t old enough! -RT @callmewuest: @0xabad1dea Careful--Use of non-latin characters carries with it a 51% certainty that you aren't a US person -After the military gets the hang of mixed upper and lower case, we will BLOW THEIR MINDS with ÜTF—8 -BREAKING STOP MILITARY DISCOVERS ASCII ENCODING STOP http://t.co/yu74CxEMZo -“As a loyal patriot, I support the NSA! *wink*” “Good thing winks are harmless emotional metadata.” -@Pebble @Iamkenpage my answer depends on whether that’s a parking lot or a road… -@lindamartin52 @ggreenwild because this is a fake account :( -@ErrataRob @puellavulnerata actually I assume everything you say is literal and you are the worst human being ever -RT @wimremes: OMG, someone is DOSsing the South China Morning Post website. Must be the US censors!! CYBERWAAARRRRR -Not every day you get to score someone’s home-rolled tiff parser. Pretty sure it’s better than the official one though… -“Public outrage has led to lawsuits but no results” Not even *I* am so idealistic as to think one can sue the govt and win in under a week. -@alethenorio seems probable that moving it between so many filesystems including the internet would lose the time stamp at some point -@ELLIOTTCABLE in all seriousness, sitting in a towel at home reading technical documentation -@ELLIOTTCABLE hello -RT @anildash: My marriage, like millions of others, is possible because interracial marriage was decriminalized 46 years ago today. Happy L… -Is it my imagination or have Barbie’s proportions gotten even worse? Look at that neck!! http://t.co/tReKaRaXXp -South China Post teaser for upcoming Snowden interview… http://t.co/jrwuQflZBe -@m1sp o.o -@pchengi :D -@rantyben @thegrugq @_wirepair anyway it’s sleep o’ clock -@xa329 all terrible, wicked things! -@rantyben @thegrugq @_wirepair what is wrong with you -@thegrugq @_wirepair only when you apply a Hatsune Miku theme to the widgets -@thegrugq @_wirepair anyway I did start this to support larger projects, so… I should write something cute huh -@thegrugq @_wirepair *copy* *paste paste paste* -@thegrugq @_wirepair no, but if you can find a security bug then you’re beating Dowd :D -@secolive yeah, I just expected the latency of downloading from across the continent to be a bigger factor -@_wirepair @thegrugq (that was a fun but silly attempt at embedding canaries in buffers) -@thegrugq @_wirepair I said right in the tweet that wasn’t my code -@_wirepair @thegrugq my code may not be USEFUL but it is PERFECT. https://t.co/0j3hNdFjv4 -@kivikakk do you follow that person because their name is Arlen -@thegrugq *my* C is perfect… I am the avatar of native code -@armcannon to be fair, it’s not exactly a skill needed outside of enumerating Final Fantasies -@thegrugq @chriseng @_wirepair me me I’m coming -The emphasis being, of course, on writing C that doesn’t blow up and segfault and overflow and ignore return values -I should write a book on C for people who know Python/Ruby/etc... call it Grimoire of the Old Magic or something. -The best part of Pokemon Crystal Vietnamese is where they apparently just used a thesaurus to find words like "diathesis" -@wickdlee69_man I'm just sad at the whole prism state of affairs. At least Google stood up to them today. -RT @norcross: well done Adult Swim http://t.co/OzU6SPZXqN -@xa329 yeah, and that’s… not a timeline to submit a request to Facebook for private data, get it back, and evaluate it… -@xa329 yeah I still don’t think that all goes through in fifteen minutes in the back room :p -@thegrugq @chriseng @_wirepair surely you wouldn’t be the first patron to ever demand bacon at a swanky hotel -@xa329 someone who speaks German confirmed that the original says they had the printout and surprised her with it -@xa329 I don’t think Immigration would keep someone sitting in their office for several days while they ran a fisa… -@thegrugq @_wirepair I’d totally do that. I’d understand it wasn’t good bacon, but I’d still do that. -@wickdlee69_man A lot of things ! Our government spies freely on the vast majority of human beings who are not citizens here with no concern -@thegrugq getting collectible rubber bracelets again? -RT @MarkKriegsman: All it takes is two flipped bits to ruin your whole gay. -Deleted original tweet because other German sites aren’t reporting it. Perhaps the girl exaggerated. For your ref: http://t.co/NHfT9ofcWl -@_wirepair got confirmation from a German it says what it sounds like it says, but that’s the only site reporting it, so… -@wickdlee69_man sigh -@mike_913 well, if they actually were going to show it to her, I assume they wouldn’t be like “here use our computer” -And I use “allegedly” strongly because I’m not convinced customs officials would have printed evidence for such a trivial case ?? -@ScaleItRon based on the rest of the code, I can assure you that wouldn’t work and, in fact, can overflow itself with intended inputs !! -RT @puellavulnerata: .@Salon Oh noez! There might be *homosexuals* in an all-male organization! Shocking! -RT @Salon: Pope confirms "gay lobby" at work at Vatican http://t.co/cRmfdo7zrm -@20committee yeah, who needs adult women with sexual choice?! They should live to not make their father feel awkward!!! -@akopa IMO Human, as I insist on addressing him, should have been a girl, like in the Animal Crossing movie. -@akopa I don’t. I’m pleased there’s another girl character, though not pleased at lack of established personality… -RT @JeffMcMahon: If toddlers have killed more people with guns this year than terrorists, obviously we need to declare war on toddlers. -@ELLIOTTCABLE “The transpiler accepts an existing JavaScript file, and transpiles it into SJS” My intuition would have gone the other way…? -@zygen bonus: it supports IP range globbing so there are conceptually valid inputs that exceed 19 characters. -If politicians in Germany call the NSA Stasi-like, are Americans now allowed to say so without being offensive? http://t.co/xXcxsfUPVc -RT @NTarakanov: http://t.co/OXYyW7Xw5D a length is multiplied by 4 when allocating the buffer but is multiplied by 8 when copying data into… -Why 20 bytes in particular? Why omit the two characters that would make that scanf not overflow? Why, coder I downloaded this from in 2007 -Found a C program I didn't write in my backups. Let's have a looksie... char ip[20]; fscanf(fp," %s",ip); Wow I had awful taste as a child -@matthew_d_green well we can't break compatibility with useless errors across multiple complete OS rewrites now can we?! -@matthew_d_green "File system errors" -I would be raging at OSX that my 65GB super slow transfer failed except it's because I accidentally yanked the power cable somehow. -@zygen also I think DM's are working for me now -@zygen thumbs up! -Excellent error explaining that the copy from X to Y failed because server Z disconnected. Bravo, OSX! http://t.co/dhz1qSXyvs -@zygen refreshing and trying, hang on... -@amanicdroid even better, I found it on a page that said "Please point your browser to <working hyperlink> to see..." -"Please point your browser to..." remember when people said that? -@zygen my bad weather hasn't cleared up yet :p -@0x17h y u so protected -I'm drowning my surveillance sorrows in a rewatch of the most important Let's Play of all time http://t.co/l8aZrOLC3J -How evil is it to tickle a sleeping husband and whisper "SPIDERS" -@themarkcaudill first, this rearranges my windows, second, it's paginated -Wait. Does youtube really provide a complete list of every video you've ever watched but *no way to search that list*? -Apparently I have the wavs and midis to SimCity 2000 in my oldest backup folder for no particular reason, then. -What game from the 90s had a helicopter pilot ("mayday!" "I'm hit!") and a woman who said "reticulating splines"? I have these wavs... -@uppfinnarn who's checked in from every major city on earth within a span of hours -I have a feeling that this NES rom dump with a file creation date is 1983 is stretching the definition a bit -@Kufat though I don't have any HARD DRIVES I've been using since 1997. -@Kufat It's from a game I had installed in the 90s, though I can't remember what game. -@invalidname Apple naively didn't anticipate it being used as a tracker. -@uppfinnarn yeah it returns a constant now in iOS7 -@Kufat 503.wav Created August 10, 1994 8:00 PM -Can't wait for all the iOS apps which snarf your MAC to have really interesting errors on iOS7 -@thegrugq actually it was the Governor's School of Math and Science, which was hosted by my university -When I worked at a summer boarding school I sneaked a scan of Harry Potter 7 to the kids. They had no other means, poor angels. -@theLoneFuturist @_yossi_ depends. Are we talking 64MB per movie or for all eight? :p -@_yossi_ Was working in a school at the time. Copied it to USB and snuck it to the kids. -@_yossi_ yeah I had that too. I felt no guilt because I had already paid for the preorder. -@zeroday no, I don't remember tape drives. I have literally never seen one in my life. -.@_yossi_ I mean PDFs of the Harry Potter books (If I could compress the movies to 64MB I'd be rrrrrrrrich) -Found a 64MB zip I made when I was a teenager of my Most Important Files... mostly bootleg Harry Potter... and some anime wallpapers. -@Aranjedeath it's basically a trail of every picture that ever made me smile, even if I can't quite remember the reason. -I remember downloading it over dialup onto a Gateway laptop running Windows 2000 Professional. -I have a GIF that, through 10+ computers, and being downloaded from Google Drive just now, still has the original metadata: January 31, 2003 -I read that automatic updates on iOS will "allow developers to iterate faster." I was under the impression the bottleneck there was Apple. -.@reed @wookiee "iOS 7 fixes" "definitely not got caught out using MAC address fixes" -@eevee I still say his name is Human. -@vogon do you favorite everyone this much or am I your… 😎 favorite -@vogon my phone just buzzed. That was you favoriting a tweet. I don’t even need to look -@vogon How un℈lous -@vogon how did you even find the unicode for that squiggle -RT @wookiee: Get ready for an unusually high number of app updates with nothing but "bugfixes" in the description. -RT @mike_br: accurate portrayal of e3 http://t.co/ffDiC0J0yA -I got a pet! I hope I'm ready for this responsibility http://t.co/TMLQpBG4wB -@thegrugq you’re racist against loyalists then -@pa28 yeah but the cloud is in Mountain View! -Consensus is that the streams to and from the router are colliding, but I’m not entirely ruling out AFP just being terrible -@Kufat the only Ethernet cable I have is about a foot long -@mtheoryx literally the only wire attached to that computer is the power, so I guess my house has Ethernet over Power? -How can copying 65GB between two computers on the same wifi be slower than one of them copying 65GB from the cloud?! -@ErrataRob (this is what we need those darn @chriseng constitutional scholars for) -@ErrataRob Apparently he is nominated by President, which is a yes, but it’s also a military position and I’m unclear if that’s a civil role -@JZdziarski @KimZetter I am personally convinced that Google GENUINELY does not want to be handing over as much data as it’s being told to. -The FISA queries Google isn’t allowed to disclose are manually processed and handed over the old-fashioned way. http://t.co/8MvwV6H7ff -@mtheoryx I’m pretty sure we all agreed it really is Sea Lion -@mtheoryx I’m pretty sure we all agreed it really is Sea Lion -@parityzero hmm well, the only Windows machine I could do that on isn’t particularly powerful. -@zygen I like the implication that Twitter is a weather system ;) -@mtheoryx true, but it’s not like it updates once a major OS revision… right? >.> -Is Director of National Intelligence an impeachable position? -@bNull @quine @youbetyourballs I admit I’m a touch jealous -@zygen these issues are Web, Chrome, OSX. API client seems to be working as intended for me -@tangenteroja you already did! -@wimremes well that’s not the prelude to any massive act of government violence ever -RT @wimremes: holy fuck, Greece has pulled the plug on their national broadcaster. what in the hizzy? -RT @a_greenberg: Clapper must be sweating as he reads this: http://t.co/5dA4q2m1hc -8975 (Safari) vs 15786 (Chrome): is Octane this rigged or is Safari this far behind? Minding Safari is 64-bit and Chrome not so much! -@zygen now who do I whine at that I can't get this photo to post AND the blue dot of new DMs won't go away :p -@zygen the best thing you could tell me is it's related to my name -@elyseboyajian @0x17h I can’t tell if she’s serious anymore actually -RT @mattblaze: No comment MT @NSACareers: Test your Crypt skills with #NSA’s #CryptoChallenge game app. Download it now on iTunes or the Go… -@0x17h @elyseboyajian meanwhile some of us actually care about the real Snowden and the *actual files disclosed* -@0x17h @EJosephSnowden @elyseboyajian I see she “punished” you too with her “retweeting a fake account” strategy -RT @0x17h: sexual jokes about 12 year olds. stay classy, fake @EJosephSnowden @elyseboyajian -@sophwilkinson @nnimrodd apparently the matter weighed so heavily on his conscience that how could he not? -@kherge the first one was Dutch, actually. Curiously, both were otherwise the same demographic: blonde, mature women -@Jonimus I cheat, and rake in karma on multiple sites simultaneously -@maxtch well I’ve seen the official screenshots. But I am waiting for the iPad beta -Go get them @ACLU -RT @arstechnica: ACLU sues four top Obama administration officials over Verizon metadata sharing http://t.co/lyUASJpKSs by @cfarivar -I'm pretty sure the FBI could save some money by replacing their spokesperson with a recording that says "per policy we do not comment" -@ebcube to talk and talk and say nothing but hot air -Is it my imagination or has the word “bloviate” been seeing a lot of use the past few days -I don’t wish to force anyone to listen to me ramble about ethics and philosophy! However the opt-in to opt-out ratio has been great so far. -@canweriotnow in this case, the lovely individual doesn’t even say I’m wrong. She just doesn’t want to hear me talk I guess? And that’s fine -Why do people complain I engaged them then continue to @ me after I show them where the block button is? -@elyseboyajian @EJosephSnowden I’m confused why you think RT’ing a fake account from yours is some sort of blow to me -@unclemeow @EJosephSnowden but a fake “truth teller” is a rather dangerous thing to hearken to and take seriously. -@elyseboyajian @EJosephSnowden hooray I’m a whacko! The WHOLE POINT of praising the real Snowden was telling the truth! -@unclemeow @EJosephSnowden I’m not *questioning* it. Check with @ggreenwald his media contact. -@elyseboyajian @EJosephSnowden the onus is on you to block me, ma’am. That’s why the button is provided. -@elyseboyajian @EJosephSnowden because people are falling for it and lies can be dangerous ? -I asked two people if they realized they were praising a fake Snowden account… one cussed me out and the other asked why that mattered -@0xcharlie @chriseng well in that case what are you complaining about? :) -@elyseboyajian @EJosephSnowden so you’re deliberately feeding someone’s poor sense of humor by sucking up to a fake account? -RT @marshray: RT @dangoodin001 Guardian reporter delayed e-mailing NSA source because crypto is a pain http://t.co/bLw7UyEkIV < We need to … -Yeah so apparently that Turkey thing is still going on -RT @CNN: Chaos overtakes Istanbul protests - tear gas, water cannons, fireworks: http://t.co/07acaiGTvJ Details live on @CNN TV. -@sakjur because my IT department won’t give me a Mac at all (I actually BYOD Air), never mind 27”! -My mom needs a Mac for testing things before she deploys them to the Macs her IT dept manages... so of course they got her a 27" iMac! :'( -@alsmola @presidentbeef hey it worked ! (getting twitter’s attention by complaining about twitter on twitter) -Hey twitter, I think I found another broken in 2-factor as https://t.co/D6oyUpc7Zb goes 404 after I auth ?? -@bdconf @ELLIOTTCABLE so not fair -@ELLIOTTCABLE @bdconf … wrong image -@bdconf @ELLIOTTCABLE it’s not a lack of data I have but a lack of a website to say so! -@bdconf @ELLIOTTCABLE I get a 404 when I log in. Possibly more two-factor breakage. -@hyperpape @silentbicycle though demanding that they lie is not out of the question -@osxreverser lol are you confessing to a few million felonies? -@osxreverser they sharply rate limit hits on large files. I hit it in literally seconds linking that 100MB gif -@synfinatic they already publish the transparency report. Calling out the govt increases overall trust I think… -@ErrataRob good thing I’m using neither a browser nor OSX ! -@ErrataRob that tweet is displaying right-aligned like Arabic unicode -@ErrataRob how did you right to left the twitters -@jerrigirl @pusscat you say the first two as if you find them as contradictory as the second two? -@matthew_d_green grab the phone book for your favorite country and start transcribing ! -I’m anticipating the secret that Google has been forced to sit on is FISA orders against something absurdly broad like an entire country -@DrPizza I saw on Authoritative Twitter that DRM will be a publisher matter -@chriseng and it wasn’t just you, a lot of people have said more strongly worded things against laypeople -@vierito5 and shouldn’t the ones making the call whether they care be the people actually affected, not some govt pencil pusher ? -@vierito5 in the most extreme case, that fisa orders have covered literally EVERY foreign account, that’s not of interest to users? -@chriseng and my point of view is that it’s so basic that any literate person is qualified to comment with gravity. -@vierito5 it’s not the number of requests, it’s the number of unique accounts covered by requests. Hint: it’s secretly A LOT -Lighthearted intermission: http://t.co/y3RN72gsbk -This is —HUGE—. Google calls out govt on forcing it to lie by omission on transparency reports. http://t.co/L2VgX5gu2k -@mattblaze twitter-stalking him has proven oddly insightful into the mind of someone born and raised in the NSA… -@mattblaze guy who said that is both right and a bit of a tool on twitter who can’t get over the fact he didn’t graduate high school -@amanicdroid @ggreenwild @EJosephSnowden that was explicitly who prompted me to make the remark, actually. -Okay, technically they’re making demands of the Attorney General. Like Vice Presidents, I’m not sure what Attorney Generals do on a dull day -@ioerror ding ding ding!!! http://t.co/L2VgX5gu2k -IMPORTANT: Google makes demands of the NSA to be allowed to tell the truth http://t.co/L2VgX5gu2k -How modern metadata analysis could have been used to stop the American Revolution from getting off the ground http://t.co/GKKV1VLsD3 -@0x6D6172696F where can I get my unicode domain? -@ggreenwild @EJosephSnowden oh COME ON. #fake -@jennifurret ffs. Can’t they at least keep the misogyny out of my favorite childhood memory. Crystal was 1st game I played as a girl avatar! -@pokemon_ebooks except, gods forbid, INDOORS. -@small_data @thegrugq private school, sorry :p -I’m not saying there’s no debate on the meaning of those words, I’m saying the bar to participate in that debate is not “scholar”. -The Bill of Rights is under 500 words. You don’t need to be a Constitutional scholar to have a meaningful opinion on interpretation. -RT @BriannaCahn: Oh wow.... http://t.co/f439Bh7EUV -@timzania argument is fine! I hate being told I can’t argue because I didn’t get a degree in Constitutional Ritual Theology or something -@adpaolucci @0x17h @lumeet @scumbagjames lol that probably does matter a lot actually -@chriseng @djrbliss whence the presumption one needs a special degree to understand a few hundred words of plain English? -Okay, you know what bugs me? “You’re not a Constitutional scholar therefore you can’t criticize.” It’s not THAT hard to read and comprehend. -@scumbagjames @0x17h @lumeet either that you know a lot of white males, or that the patriarchy is working as it always has re self-hate :) -@scumbagjames @0x17h @lumeet and if Occupy victim stats lean white (I think they do), that’s because the protest leans white, because etc. -@scumbagjames @0x17h @lumeet statistics always have shown that you’re LESS safe from cops if you’re not white -@scumbagjames @0x17h @lumeet or that certain faces of occupy say things like this https://t.co/qCDHAbG8BP -@scumbagjames @0x17h @lumeet or that white males feel safer than other demographics in turning out to protests -@scumbagjames @0x17h @lumeet that more white males hit the bottom than ever and they still had the fresh energy to be surprised ;( -@thegrugq he was astounded that little miss goodie two shoes would take issue with him -@thegrugq I walked out of a chemistry class in high school when the teacher went on a rant about worthless welfare recipients -@spacerog I actually never had any, I guess it was out of vogue by the time I was old enough to eat solid food ;) -@scumbagjames @0x17h @lumeet it’s not “offensive” it’s “indicative” :) I support the principles of Occupy in general -I think my biggest social responsibility is to remember I grew up on welfare, and to remember the reasons each family was there. -@scumbagjames @0x17h @lumeet though, for the theoretical average white straight male, economic position is the key distinguishing factor. -@scumbagjames @0x17h @lumeet I’m white, not male, not straight, formerly poor but no longer. All of these affect me, not just class. -@scumbagjames @0x17h @lumeet so it’s not possible for problems to exist on more than one dimension? :p -@scumbagjames @0x17h … I was just struck that you seemed to think privilege was a conscious effort. It isn’t, but fixing it is. -@scumbagjames @0x17h oops, I don’t remember saying that… -@sergeybratus I’m just wondering at a stat that said there were four thousand new radicals in Germany last year, totaling over 40,000 -@decktonic @TristEndo gods I *want* them to play it safe and stop messing it up -Where do numbers of “radical Islamists” in predominantly non-Muslim countries come from? Is there a form to declare radical intent? -@thegrugq or too much faux metal shading -RT @thegrugq: Jesus fuck, can the US military please hire some fucking real designers? “You can never have too many eagles or flags!” -RT @thegrugq: “@Walshman23: @thegrugq http://t.co/J7wABPpXGl”< awesome! next question, do they take BTC? -@puellavulnerata I associate you with hating air shows! Colored exhaust for bonus points -“Salary discrepancies? How can we trust Snowden on anything!” Well the govt agreeing the docs are real is a good start, I think. -RT @20committee: "In God We Trust - All Others We Monitor" - NSA in-joke. Used to be available on T-shirts (yes, I have one). Probably out … -RT @AlexOlesker: The Russian Duma passed two laws today, one making it illegal to "offend religious feelings" and the other outlawing "gay … -@joshuafoust @20committee I’m amused we’re worried about his salary and not the Verizon Order the govt agrees is completely real -@marshray @yosp it seems they paid more attention to Microsoft’s negative feedback than Microsoft did -RT @ashk4n: New privacy feature in iOS 7: Apps can no longer track using MAC address (ht @anuaimi @jonathanmayer) http://t.co/90FkTiVmcv -RT @yosp: And yes, PS4 is region free :D -@thegrugq @lcamtuf and use the voiceless water sample as the baseline for the noise removal. -@thegrugq @lcamtuf test what results you can get in Audacity with its built in noise remover. Let water run, then talk over the water -@miketheitguy @ioerror he seems to have a critical shortage of imaginative power -With apologies to the environment: iMac, y u go to sleep while syncing with cloud overnight?l bad iMac! Desktops do not sleep. -@miketheitguy @ioerror I personally consider the legality of something a poor metric for whether or not to be upset :) -Sensenbrenner seems genuinely surprised that his Act was abused in exactly the ways the privacy community said it would be! /cc @ioerror -I wish Sensenbrenner had asked my opinion on the Patriot Act and whether it could be abused — the fact that I was thirteen notwithstanding -RT @ioerror: Sensenbrenner: Congress was not briefed, and did not authorize broad metadata collection: http://t.co/VYP3Ojalkc -@puellavulnerata this tweet reminded me of you ;) https://t.co/opyJ24jle6 -I don’t care what y’all say, the main character of Animal Crossing is named Human. -@WhiteMageSlave … Human? They added HUMAN? (That is definitely that character’s name) -My inner asthmatic is looking forward to the doubtlessly healthy future of the person smoking outside my window and depriving me of breath -@WhiteMageSlave I saw something on twitter about megaman? -RT @msuiche: If you have also been offended by NSA Slides, here is for you: http://t.co/UdKQh0Uvsm -RT @m0nk_dot: 1 ノ( ゜-゜ノ) (╯°□°)╯︵ 0 Flipping bits -@DrPizza calling it turbo makes me twitchy -@CipherLaw @thegrugq well, if it meets MY definition of secure, then sure! Sadly, I’m the demanding type -@ra6bit the officials have the same question, but I’m pretty sure it has something to do with a hash-mark :) -Does iOS 7 fix the bug where it stubbornly refuses to admit “its” is a word distinct from “it’s”? -@TheEijk there’s no shortage of those! But I’m only legally Dutch :p And in my country that doesn’t count! AMERICA! -@TheEijk namely that I have a Dutch birth certificate :) -@homakov but remember that time you asked which spelling of your name to stick with? -@TheEijk ik heb geheimen! -@homakov what! I told them not to trust you, you steal rubies… -@kylemaxwell @mikko yes we all do, but that doesn’t address the American mindset! -@annebruijne @runasand @EJosephSnowden do you always flip out at people who check in to make sure you know you’re being lied to? -PRISM in the Netherlands: “direct access to the data on a silver platter” http://t.co/4UQ9jDV20U (how reliable is this news site, .nl’ers?) -RT @mikko: What if Google and Facebook were headquartered in, say, France? How would americans feel about French intelligence tapping into … -@scumbagjames @0x17h nobody opts in to being more often given the benefit of the doubt, or opposite, based on race gender etc! -RT @checker: Every once in a while I wonder why we get the same boring games served up over and over again, but I'm soon reminded: http://t… -@Asher_Wolf @0x17h this drives me nuts. I called out a former NSA’er on this and his reply was “he’s too immature to do his job” -RT @Asher_Wolf: Infantilisation and disregard of a generation. -RT @Asher_Wolf: When newspaper describe hackers and whistleblowers as kids, the vast percentage of ppl they are mentioning are over 25. -@thegrugq the fake Snowden account is pimping your code! Fess up :p -@elyseboyajian @EJosephSnowden fake account! Someone is trying to enjoy his glory by proxy -@EJosephSnowden @annebruijne fake account -RT @ggreenwald: Fake account ----> @EJosephSnowden -@saumroze No, not by any stretch of the imagination, I am, however, acclimated to using an actual mouse. -@angealbertini @corkami I missed this earlier — you do the silliest things :p -@troubledskies by the hour -@troubledskies the bill, however, is about the same… -“A process can even send a signal to itself” — processes have weird fetishes! -@0x17h with a notch in its ear! -@Sektor9 maybe, but that’s not the public -@sneakin no, it was considerably less than a decade ago :) -I am such a spoiled child, upset that my 65GB cloud sync hasn’t finished yet. Wasn’t too long ago I was on dialup… -@Packetknife hey now, some of my best friends are Australian! It’s not their fault. -@uberscientist just ask Nearly Headless Nick, one can be mildly beheaded. So too… -I think I mildly electrocuted my foot with one of these deteriorated Apple wires. -@killerswan that would be a heck of a loud bunny! It was in the marsh and I in my room. -@eevee #NotDestinedForProgrammingGreatness -@mdowd your haircut is very win32. But what’s a Metro haircut? -@mdowd nice quote btw http://t.co/PLH5SDN2NA -@mdowd @savagejen well you can’t mean OSX, and you can’t mean Cygwin… -RT @Joi: Was taking pics with iPhone while waiting for ride at the curb at Logan Airport and cab driver threatened to call Homeland Securit… -@mikkosniemela *cough* @BlogsofWar *cough* -Twitters and blogs are public, but flooding an innocent bystander with negative attention for your own amusement is malicious behavior. -@20committee @EddyElfenbein good to know! So you *are*, in fact, trying to ironically portray negative stereotypes of the Government Man? -So certain accounts are taking delight in a dramatic reading of Snowden’s girlfriend’s social media, as if this has something to do with her -@20committee @EddyElfenbein one of us needs our sarcasm detector adjusted. It might be you. -@BlogsofWar you voyeuristic creep. -@lsjourneys I’m so sorry. -@_am3thyst I just want to know if they’re random or they cycle through some small list -@20committee @EddyElfenbein You make me feel more at ease with every tweet. -Has anyone ever done a study of fortune cookie lucky numbers to see if there’s a pattern? -@20committee @EddyElfenbein see, this is why people think the NSA is creepy! What does she have to do with it? -@thegrugq @chriseng @rantyben I’m telling @SteveD3 -@thegrugq @chriseng @rantyben pff, who would give me a clearance? -Per @gdead , YouTube recordings of foxes sound close to whatever I heard -@RSWestmoreland I don’t think it’s in any distress, I think it just has an incredibly creepy voice. -@WarOnPrivacy suburban swamp. -@puellavulnerata @savagejen Eve is like this too. NPCs hire players to personally deliver documents because transmission is unsafe. -There’s an animal outside that sounds like a shrieking toddler and I don’t know what it is. No, not a shrieking toddler. -RT @KayinNasaki: best random Metal Gear boss idea from someone: Boss that yells "X-Box Off!" during the fight. "Snake, to win you have to l… -@vogon yeah I don’t know how you can mess up “like the 360 but more so” would’ve bought it in a heartbeat -@mike_acton something something Sony something something all is forgiven something something “Microsoft: Knights of the TOLD Republic” -@vogon I also get the feeling there’s trouble at home :p -RT @nico_prime: Rasterization and raytracing are two points on a fluid rendering spectrum. Algorithms between them exist. I call those "re… -I get the impression from Twitter that Sony’s presentation went a little better than Microsoft’s or something -RT @matthew_d_green: What the hell is with these DoD diagrams? Who makes them? They don't make any sense. http://t.co/R1b6wWNiwE -@EddyElfenbein @20committee do either of you think obsessing over this man’s girlfriend is of any non-voyeuristic use whatsoever? -@kherge I know. It’s just that the effort is so pointless. -@kherge I know. It’s just that the effort is so pointless. -@jamie_gaskins @plussone yeah, it’s just, what’s the point in treating public leaks as if they’re properly classified? Horse, barn, etc. -RT @JackLScanlan: Has science gone too far? Has it missed its stop? Will it have to take a taxi home from the end of the line? -@ShadowTodd it’s definitely aimed at younger children. It has an A+ ranking among eleven-year-olds everywhere. -@rantyben @chriseng but then again that never stopped the government did it -@rantyben @chriseng it instantly becomes a moot point to waste paperwork on -@chriseng @rantyben I’m just saying it’s nonsensical to classify looking at already-public material as a classified oopsie. -I love the government’s logic in “oh, classified materials leaked! Cover our employees’ ears while free citizens discuss them.” -RT @plussone: US soldiers ordered not to view or download NSA leak info on Guardian website. Memo: http://t.co/3Roe1YwkGv -@natashenka digimon? -@thegrugq all my computers are kawaii, they all gaze at me with big sparkly eyes -@1BlackICE1 as if I'm so talented! Got it off a random wallpaper site... here is a copy http://t.co/nRNeuLSdWh -@ereslibre lol sorry I'm half asleep -@ereslibre ... .... ....................... what? -There we go, nice and cozy. http://t.co/hRHgq4GLpR -RT @JessicaValenti: FINALLY: Obama administration will no longer block over-the-counter status of Plan B to women & girls of all ages http:… -@chriseng who are they overselling to? >.> -@JamesTCave pretty accurate… -@kyhwana @SIGKILL yeah so neither do I, since I do not live on a pacific island ;) -Google Drive: “You know what she REALLY wants to sync first? A few gigabytes of 1980s magazine scans” -@m1sp I can’t find any Flareon wallpapers of at least 1920 wide that I like :( -@m1sp_ebooks @m1sp aye. -# 344240787057414144 -This computer’s hostname is flareon *pat pat* -@DrPizza Dwarf Fortress in particular benefits from putting all the weight behind single-threaded performance -@DrPizza I actually don’t own a single processor with as much clock speed — the one I got today is 2.7ghz vs. 2.8 -It’s 2013 and I still don’t own a computer that gets more Dwarf Fortress operations per second than the Pentium 4 my mom bought me in 2004 -@demon117 eight should be enough for me into the foreseeable future :) -@demon117 21” no frills -And yes I’ve been using a generic USB mouse with actual right click button like the gods intended since I got my first iMac -@0x17h OSX can right click, if you plug in a godsdam generic USB mouse -I’m being told there’s a *software setting* I need to go change to get *right click* on a *mouse* -@tpw_rules it’s mouse-shaped and you can scroll by stroking its back but I couldn’t figure out how to right click -@dildog yeah so apparently in general they’ll just hang up on you -This stupid iMac mouse can’t right click. I have no use for it and I can’t give it to my mother-in-law because she knows how to right click! -@Kim_Bruning @chriseng (psst don’t make me look bad in front of my boss) -@Kim_Bruning @chriseng I don’t think he underestimates it I think we just have an ideological disagreement -“Hey do you want to set time zone by location?” NO OSX I DO NOT WANT TO TURN ON LOCATION -“Do you want to set up location services?” “No” “You sure? You need it for Find My Mac” “I’m sure” “Okay. Hey wanna set up Find My Mac?” -@chriseng look, that article you posted acted like there’s simply no way to compute over a dataset of all call metadata -@chriseng and that’s different from, say, the NSA how…? -I guess blocking is finally coming to iMessage so I’ll be able to share that with the public ! -If you ever typed something in to Google and it worked, you have to realize there is no such thing as too much data to process. -@chunter16 @eevee compared to how often any online user database at all is stolen -“I don’t know jack about data processing therefore metadata is harmless” http://t.co/87T1fp71vi -@ghostie_ yes that's a devil horn headpiece -@etzolin when I make up my mind, I make up my mind! -Welcome new baby! Old baby is going to a good home with my mother-in-law http://t.co/SjERp8aHoh -@Kufat actually the photo I posted apparently didn't post -@kufat inb4 judging it was three years old -I will not buy anything in Best Buy I will not buy anything in Best Buy I will not hey the thing I want is on sale Oops -@invalidname nope -@_paperino I never resell I give them away -Been thinking of getting new iMac and giving old one to family. How sorry will I be if I get one on sale instead of wait for haswell? -@innerproduct the iOS 7 video goes British American British -@janiczek just get a third party cable… cheaper AND sturdier -@mattblaze because ad hominem ! -I find a switch between a British and American speaker in a video very jarring -@Nial Amazon makes lightning cables now. Much sturdier. -@Nial nothing in particular. My lightning one started to show signs in under a month with me being consciously careful. -“We can make the best everything on earth, except for our $20 cables that are inferior to $2 ones” -Apple forgot to announce cables with insulation that doesn’t deteriorate within weeks http://t.co/oQogoEN7Rx -@secondlooklinux thank you but I meant the injection vector (though detecting it after compromise is obviously important) -@locks @ejacqui so it is! :( -@fiveinchpixie @travisgoodspeed @Jolly @sergeybratus and I take no responsibility for photoshopping it! This crazy foreigner made me do it. -@jenniferbn2 “that” == Apple keynote -Well apparently the iPad beta isn’t even in beta yet! Hmph. -So I can put iOS 7 on my iPad with the corporate developer account, right ? After the download server recovers from heart attack, of course -@lil_lost OSX updates tend to stretch a lot further. -@Anon_Central the hell? You’re not qualified to be an anon spokesperson if you’re going to be blatantly sexist -@thegrugq certainly not until after lunch Mavericks time… -@carl_vinas good grief man stop encouraging them to make an iPad every six months ! -Well that’s over. Back to the part where the NSA lied to the public by playing “cute” word games -@cji @jack_daniel I couldn’t watch the stream but Ars said it’s iPad 4 and Mini. -@quine it just deactivated, it’s safe -@Megan @grp and now she has an optional man-voice! -@snare actually… it is. I can tell them apart without needing to hear the words… -.@Sonikku_a I mean to be a *source* of public location-based app usage data -“Find the most popular apps based on LOCATION” where do I opt the heck out -@invalidname well the iPad mini is, to my understanding, an iPad 2, and that’s supported -@janardanyri I had one, it was actually fine IME. I got a 4th and gave the 3rd to a family member -@runasand what the heck kind of venue checks citizen status?! -Wait, did they just say it’s supported on 4th gen iPad but not 3rd even though they’re basically identical and six months apart? -@thegrugq http://t.co/gkYHtfuaGY I roll ascii-style -Oh gods. I had already managed to forget the word “mavericks” and there they go bringing it up again -@segfault314 no it does not! It’s my one major criticism of Apple’s security model vs. others. -They’re adding a flashlight ! Because it turns out all freeware flashlight apps are address book siphons -Is it my imagination or do these iOS7 screenshots actually look like what Android ought to be -@hirojin buy a Pixel and reformat it. Pricey, yes, but it exists! -@eevee I remember when I was 12 and getting the E3 issue of Nintendo Power was The Biggest Deal -@0x17h @dong1225 actually the Air plays medium-graphics steam games just fine -@tapbot_paul here’s hoping for a hell of a one more thing -“The new Mac Pro has a handle on top” so it’s a thermos?! -@txs dude, don’t release during WWDC keynote!! -Haswell sounds great but I wanted a better screen, so I guess this 2012 Air is subject to the hell of my backpack for another year -Augh, Apple, you forgot to say the new Airs have retina!!! Right??? -@tapbot_paul programming books, yes… -iBooks for Mac: “remind me why we didn’t launch this way again?” -@chriseng mine is both of these things AND Xbox coverage so nyah -Oh oh did they call Firefox's performance on OSX "kinda sad"? Preach the truth !! (But I use Chrome, not Safari, so uh, yeah) -.@Kim_Bruning yeah but like... who scatters all the related files for a project across the disk but takes the time to tag them? -But leading-edge science indicates that's a stupid name for an OS and I refuse to call it that -Tagging? I thought that was called folders… -Finder gets tabs! It’s like 2003 finally got through on a busy line -@captcarl13 it’s a joke I’m pretty sure :p -“We do not want to be the first software in history to be delayed due to a dwindling supply of cats” -"over half a decade" - also known in some circles as "five years" -@RyanHugh I *hate* cookies -#uirage Same Exchange calendar. Two different devices. One shows more meetings than the other. -I’m unashamed to say I’m twitter-stalking the NSA guy and talking about him behind his back. Because — well, you can figure it out -Holy rays of sunshine, he REALLY DID say he was playing word games that were “too cute by half” http://t.co/W9thNX4bSq Fuuuuuuuuck yooouuuu -Rival, yes, ideologically opposed, yes, we’d love to rearrange their political furniture, yes, but China is not an ENEMY of this country -That NSA guy I’m twitter-stalking keeps calling China the enemy. I didn’t realize we were at war with a country our economy depends on -@JeffGroves hey now, I am just as casual about hygiene as other geeks! -Is it my imagination or is the only apparent woman in this picture the one holding the camera? https://t.co/KkuqTOiIFr #wwdc -@captcarl13 ah well, never used two displays on OSX actually -The liberty/safety exchange rate http://t.co/Wit1ooKOTB -@captcarl13 useless if you have a mouse. Good if you have a swipey thing. -.@_nothingtohide <— No explanation needed. Mostly children. -@djon3s @savagejen it’s not in violation if they don’t distribute the program, which I somehow doubt they do… -@akopa I lack the time -@Jomann yeh -@travisgoodspeed @sergeybratus it is a fine work of art, but it would clash with the decor… -@fiveinchpixie @travisgoodspeed @Jolly @sergeybratus y’all jokers PRINTED it?!?! -What iOS users really want to see in an update: more Wacky Photo Effects! http://t.co/s78lmZR4AB -@mansaxel @pajp I assume that no matter where I host, some country will tap it, but some I worry a lot less about -@0x17h huh… I thought they were called tabbies as opposed to toms. -@0x17h where did this spelling come from -@comex @SebastienPage not real icons. Based on description. Yawn ~ -@WhiteMageSlave you live in a tent? No wonder you paid it off so fast… -#xkcd I’m anticipating a wave of people downloading Dwarf Fortress, running it without reading anything, and being confused… -Now the journalists are arguing over who the whistleblower liked better… gj -@Packetknife it’s not finished yet, but I have a great deal done -@Packetknife you’ll read my fantasy novel right? :< -@Packetknife I haven’t read it, but my impression is that the plot is more mundane but the characters more vibrant. -@RndPrecision @RandomStep nice hipster backpack, @wookiee … -Am I a bad person if I’m hoping Apple will release something awesome tomorrow just so I have something to say besides anger -@HollanderCooper @jesster_king presumably if someone was going to shop it, it’d be funny rather than just “huh?” :p -@focalintent remind me to teach the engine that the system’s line separator is not a sensitive configuration property… -@ErrataRob @puellavulnerata @sergeybratus @Packetknife she worked under Thicknesse, but there’s no evidence she was a Death Eater! -@ErrataRob @puellavulnerata @sergeybratus @Packetknife half the problem was Umbridge, who never worked for Voldemort -@puellavulnerata @sergeybratus @ErrataRob @Packetknife Harry goes from naively trusting the gov to outright armed resistance, you’d like! -@sergeybratus @ErrataRob @Packetknife they appear to solve the problem simply by employing the majority of Britain’s magical population! -@washiiko fifty functions that each do very little that call each other in a chain -I should host a class for Java developers on how to write code that nests less than fifty calls deep for fun and sanity -@zenalbatross hey now, Feinstein’s no man. -@ErrataRob @Packetknife or because he’s human, there’s nothing worse than a story with a faultless hero. That’s a religion! -@ErrataRob @Packetknife I can never tell when you’re serious -@_larry0 the college student in me says nooo leave it -@_larry0 🚓🚨🚓🚨 this is the pirate police! Come out with your hooks up! -@_larry0 … is that the entire PDF ? -@dipidoo hmm… I forgot about that button, as its functionality isn’t obvious! -@dipidoo can’t, opening keyboard collapses the dropdown and opening the dropdown collapses the keyboard! Yay! -I guess having a single dropdown with every single customer in it seemed more reasonable before we were so successful :p -Windows touchscreen + Chrome + trying to scroll to the ‘V’ section of a very large drop down list == #uirage hell -@jesster_king it is on a proper wall charger and this is a problem many people have had with this tablet in particular -@jesster_king was being literal based on past experiences; tried just now after > half an hour, doesn't work -I love how if you let the Nexus 7’s battery die, it takes hours to get above 0% charge during which time you can’t use it -@abby_ebooks timely, my dear -# 343879026399645697 -@ErrataRob @chriseng I don’t think they sit around planning super villain luncheons. But I don’t think anyone can be trusted w/ so much -@JackLScanlan … -@theROPfather and they stuck me in remedial English because I didn’t have Spanish or French on my transcript. -@theROPfather I went to a wealthy middle school that had a Latin program, then I moved and the new school was baffled at the transcript -@sciencecomic @BadAstronomer so you’re capping the world’s awesome con resource at about 50? -I know just enough Latin to be afraid of an insect species called bellicositermes natalensis -“The number of ants must be significantly larger than one to converge on the shortest path” gee whiz. -@ceelle1 @anamariecox sorry, I thought we were talking about communications, not loans… -@runasand yeah so… depending on just how off-the-grid you were… -@ceelle1 @anamariecox I don’t *have* a Facebook. Going Google-free is admittedly a serious effort but nonetheless possible. -@prbecky26 if you and everyone you love will NEVER disagree with the US govt no matter what, well that’s great, you’re safe. -@prbecky26 Yeah. No government has ever harmed anyone without fair trial over intercepted free speech. #nobigdeal -It’s a bad day, so here’s a Jigglypuff smash art http://t.co/gnFR4ZojI8 -@chunter16 we’re trying!! -@JeffreyGoldberg @wimremes incidentally, a huge portion of people who have defended the NSA to me live in Virginia or Maryland! Hmm… -@ceelle1 @anamariecox consensual sharing with a company with a privacy policy is different from involuntary surveillance with no opt-out -@LiamReddington <3 -I really wish I had a kitty to cuddle with right now -@Dell56 @anamariecox (and if I’m not satisfied, I can leave their service. How does one opt out of the NSA?) -@Dell56 @anamariecox (because I don’t know about your service providers, but mine have privacy policies I can call them on) -@Dell56 @anamariecox there’s only no expectation of privacy if you roll over and take it -@gilbazoid <3 -@20committee can you please give me some more concrete reasons to not like him than standard fallacies? https://t.co/h35wgK3TB0 -@0x17h SI unit of radiation is the banana, right? -@TheRealMKGandhi also why do I know so many people who make fake accounts?! -@Eyenstyn_v2 I don’t think screaming at the top of your lungs that you’re a celebrity is anonymity in a debate ;) -@DefuseSec I’m pretty sure @EJosephSnowden isn’t getting any money for being a fake account -Why do people make non-parody fake accounts? It’s not funny or insightful. -@albertwenger @EJosephSnowden @zooko https://t.co/yXVfKezdqE -@EJosephSnowden @ErrataRob @ggreenwald said all such accounts would be fake… -@CEJohnson_CEO @anamariecox but it actually *worked* this time and that kind of matters -In other news: it’s pretty manipulative of Nintendo to put play icons for games you don’t own on the main screen -@DrPizza I thought we all agreed by now that “direct access” meant via the order process rather than off the fiber taps… -@DrPizza @raudelmil maybe (just speculating) he had reason to believe going to Iceland would raise suspicions at home -The Guardian says Snowden leaked “the NSA files” and linked to this page http://t.co/QWUj0sUJMx so presumably he leaked the Verizon Order -What is right is not defined by what is legal. One had best hope that the opposite, however, is true. -@TheWarRoom_Tom @20committee I’ll grant that, minus the unnecessary ageism, if you can define Turing machine without googling :) -@Dell56 @anamariecox please understand that exchanging data willingly with a service provider is very different from all data being siphoned -@gallifreyan @Twirrim different person, completely arbitrary, coming though the RT chain. -I assume the bit about Hong Kong is less “champion of free speech” and more “champion of a perfect opportunity to show up America” :p -“We” (the broader security/privacy community) have been preaching the Bad News for years, but our audience is a trifle bigger now -@CEJohnson_CEO @anamariecox I was also talking about this in 2006 (when I was a minor), where was my audience? -Basically a surveillance apologist told me that a judge said it’s okay therefore it’s okay. No deeper concept of morality? -@TheBigFoxx @anamariecox yes, I completely disagree with your entire premise from roots to roof, but whatever. -@TheBigFoxx @anamariecox than* -@TheBigFoxx @anamariecox I have a big fucking problem. -@TheBigFoxx @anamariecox that presumes that “having a fisa warrant” is ethical. But the Verizon Order is 100% a blanket order of all calls -Got RT’d by someone with over a million followers which is cool except for the flood of invasive surveillance apologists -@TheBigFoxx @anamariecox I said stop arguing about prism because there’s this OTHER problem people are forgetting -@TheBigFoxx @anamariecox but the Verizon Order is Don’t tell me everyone forgot already :( -@chort0 @WeldPond great, now I can’t say I think Snowden is cute or it’s inappropriate workplace behavior -@j0emay (at him in a way likely to drag in ten billion people to a pointless fight, that is) -@j0emay still didn’t at him… I am Subtweet Supreme Queen -“The leaker doesn’t have a diploma, so don’t hire people who lack diplomas.” Top-notch surveillance state thinking https://t.co/9jhVGoETsm -@chort0 @justinschuh (I know I’ve said this already, but: I don’t blame Google, I absolutely do not blame Google for anything in any case) -@20committee do you always extrapolate to huge groups of people based on one who did something you don’t like? :) -@20committee you know, technical skill with computers has little to no correlation with formal education. All good hirers know this… -@justinschuh which is great! But the underlying theme of the NSA being far too data-happy remains -@justinschuh I’m saying there’s been a huge kerfuffle over what direct access means and it apparently does NOT mean google gave them root -STOP arguing over the semantics of prism “direct access” — HELLO THEY’RE COLLECTING ALL PHONE METADATA ALL PHONE METADATA -So, Snowden leaked the indisputably evil Verizon Order, right? The NSA-loyal are trying so hard to mudsling all over him right now. -@kcarmical well you’re always your parents’ child no matter how old you get, that’s a different use of the word… -@justinschuh didn’t he leak the Verizon order too? Not a lot of room for not understanding that. -@WickedSmaaaht @20committee I am interested in this definition of childhood which includes being twenty-nine years old -Now the former NSA’er is retweeting things calling 29 years old a “kid” -@zorm presumably @ggreenwald would have a good idea if this was the person who sent him the docs or not -@chead his username is 20committee , not atted because I’m not looking for a fight. -That former NSA’er I twitter-collected seems to be primarily offended that $200,000 wasn’t enough to shut Snowden up. -@null_ptr but it doesn’t have cartoon eyes! -@jonelf so he can’t be disappeared, I assume. -The whistleblower has outed himself. http://t.co/GsiaPI4zwz -I take it LaTeX doesn't have an ant glyph. http://t.co/MNsKMgmchJ -@tapbot_paul it’s not unfortunate except that you remind me of my stepfather — entirely not your fault. -@tapbot_paul is that really you? :o -@tapbot_paul geez, who jailbreaks? Not that I can recall though… -@tapbot_paul good assuming the pin is neither generically obvious (0000) nor personally obvious (birthday) -@matthew_d_green @mikko well, they’re clearly labeled as most likely not related to nothing ! Wait… -@EddyElfenbein @20committee this strawman joke really really irks me every time I see it :| consensually public info is different -@ErrataRob @WeldPond you really have no sense of humor, do you -@JackLScanlan I had raw meat in an Ethiopian restaurant once, it was amazing -@ragekit @puellavulnerata it’s a joke -@doot0 forwarding to @eevee -@chc40 @toddemaus context hardly even matters here :) -@rbf_ I have read it a few times in my life, but my opinion of that article is quite low -@troubledskies @0x17h in principle, it should be possible to run a USB cord to a battery in your backpack, if you’re going to a protest -@DrunkTzu now I have to guess who you are… -@dijkstracula @m1sp maybe the question is genuine. “No really. Why won’t anyone tell me WHO IS JOHN GALT?” -Don’t say something is “classic Sun Tzu” unless you’re prepared to cite, please. http://t.co/J36gSez9u8: bleh) -@chriseng alright who got your phone -@French_Freddy nope! We are very lax types -@KGLlewellyn @Tomi_Tapio … why are there more toilets than beds -@French_Freddy well for one thing I am already married! But I doubt he will ever marry anyone, that’s too normal ;) -Hang on, have we really not solved the cdorked thing yet? -@Tomi_Tapio darn. Apparently my furry radar needs more calibration… -@kaepora I’m pretty sure their denials are in fact true *as written* -@Tomi_Tapio serious question: are you a bunny furry? -@0x17h no-one who played Pokemon ever gets light year wrong ! -@jesster_king I also bought a t-shirt and it was $9… donno if they just put it in an envelope for just a necklace -@JZdziarski it’s not the jewels that count! -I can’t believe I just bought jewelry on the internet http://t.co/Wz2ioX71MS -@ioerror let us know when you get off the plane and we’ll have the cliff notes ready -@ioerror “hosted on corporate services” == amazon? -@thegrugq @hypatiadotca @pusscat I expect one at barcon then -@ioerror dollars to donuts they define metadata as not data -Fwiw I don’t blame the American corporations for this mess — not when we know that things like NSLs are handed out like candy -@dewitt if it’s any consolation, I genuinely believe Google puts in its best effort to try to resist -@dewitt what I originally meant was the govt calls leaking “reckless” because oh no people are complaining ! -@dewitt you need to get your sarcasm detector calibrated -@dewitt yes, it is well established I am Supreme Leader of Earth. -.@bhelyer context is reporting *true* things (like Verizon Order, everyone can agree that’s true and govt is so upset) -Media can only be “reckless” if it gets people hurt. Bruised egos don’t count. -@wimremes … referring to the tendency of services to spew identifying data when you connect to them before auth. -@wimremes it’s clearly casual terminology… -@wimremes then I guess he means “the data returned when one simply connects to an open tcp port” -@wimremes lol context? -@xa329 yeah — don’t understand why the GeoIP databases are convinced it’s in Colorado. -@m1sp_ebooks @m1sp well that’s a shame -# 343506050198147073 -@raudelmil the US govt basically considers itself to have unlimited rights to foreign data passing over US soil -@jesster_king on the webpage -@siuying pretty sure they speak English in Colorado, which was the joke. -@The1TrueSean @codeferret_ ouch -@The1TrueSean it’s nice someone invited you to a costume party you don’t need a costume for. -@Mudgutz what *doesn’t*! -@natashenka !xkcd:standards proliferation -They say they need a “specific” purpose - like “prevention of terrorism” which we KNOW is INCREDIBLY broad. http://t.co/xQUxF62LWP -@nwerneck well, it routes straight across Canada then drops down. But contacting Canada doesn’t route through Canada :p -@wrl @eevee I’m not quite a font hipster… but I literally can’t read ClearType, so it’s pretty easy :p -@tangenteroja @xa329 the host name isn’t in the Netherlands! It’s presumably in England but GeoIP says it’s in Colorado -@PBTender they're definitely from Africa, but I'm embarrassed to say I can't identify more specifically than that. -@PBTender I promise I could identify Greek! -@xa329 I'm starting in Sweden, but it seems everything I could possibly connect to outside Sweden goes through same spot in the Netherlands -I can usually identify languages but the couple of families picnicing out in the yard have me stumped. And their food smells good. -@dshaw_ in my case it was a parody account with like five followers. -According to traceroute, I can get to *Lima* from Europe without passing through the USA, but not Montreal, Mexico City, or San Paulo -@crstry confusing they didn't say londuk in which case it would have been obvious -What the heck, Twitter is urging me to "reconnect with [username], use a tweet to get in touch" Back off, Twitter -@crstry @tangenteroja I think someone's suggestion of Lond[on], En[gland], UK is correct -.@Yirba_ stop being reasonable -@ebcube and the US, is, in fact, a major cable hub! -I suspect the GeoIP is incorrect for that, but that would imply that someone in London didn't know how to spell London and that's just sad -@ebcube They're mostly interested in connections with where servers are, I assume! -@ebcube but wouldn't connecting to Spain provide an overall faster internet experience with fewer hops? -Guess the geolocation of this host's IP: http://t.co/YDHlwz0YD3 Hint: it's a place that can't spell London -@ebcube yeah but... what about all the cables that have absolutely nothing to do with such a concept, why would this one be special -@r4vi I am. We're not *all* monolingual ;) -I admit I'm really confused why everyone assumes that the placement of long-distance cables has to do with language ancestry. o_O -@r4vi I know, I can read it. -@tangenteroja that was kind of my entire point -@ebcube I don't think that's how networking cables are laid ^-^; -@deathtolamo um... none... I just tracerouted from my machine in Sweden to South Africa -@aris_ada @meikk I have no idea, but if it does, why not just alias traceroute? -According to the traceroute I just did, the Netherlands has a direct connection to South Africa?? -@tangenteroja yes, that is what I have been yelling at the top of my lungs about for a few days now -"E: Unable to lock the administration directory (/var/lib/dpkg/), are you root?" You're the computer, you tell me! -Why on earth does this ubuntu install have traceroute6 installed but not traceroute -@giovannibajo I consider SSL mandatory, but there is still a lot of metadata, and the US can’t simply up and seize servers or whatever -@jgeorge but you know — I have serious depth perception problems — I probably shouldn’t be shooting at anything ever. -@jgeorge my father is LEO and a veteran, it’s not like I’ve never seen one :p -@ramonsuarez @treyka well, I did say “help”, it’s no guarantee. :( -@elad3 my Arrogant American(tm) opinions on Israel as a government are not very favorable -@r00tine though how many are properly regulated? Probably like two :( -@r00tine yes, but it’s not an inherent trait of intelligence agencies to tap civilian fiber, if they are properly regulated -@elad3 routing through most of those places would already see a lot of arbitrary dropped connections -Of course — I’m sure other countries are spying too. But I doubt any of them have as big a budget. -@RSWestmoreland I assume… -@octal unfortunately I don’t think there’s a good way to route to the rest of North and South America without going through US -@jgeorge the only gun I’ve ever owned is the NES light gun -You can help protect your non-American customers by hosting in places unlikely to route through America except to reach Americans. -PS — I have been using this hosting service owned and operated entirely in Sweden and have been satisfied — https://t.co/N9Bj6awL58 -@batslyadams oh gods it’s the Shadowgate nightmare of my childhood on acid -@akopa @m1sp yes -@m1sp let’s engage in matelotage which is my new favorite word -Have New Super Mario Bros for Wii? The fan-made sequel (depends on having the disc) is finished. http://t.co/ECFAr02haH -@wimremes I believe the EU said the Verizon thing was purely a US internal matter — which makes no sense. -@apiary am I allowed to say he’s actually looking pretty good :p -I got a hat at 7-11. Somehow. http://t.co/vUmDiFQLoj -Matelotage, gay marriage for pirates http://t.co/vs2P24yNfe -Started a signal intelligence flamewar. Going to 7-11. #typicalsaturday -@donicer I’m not ignoring you, I just can’t make heads or tails of “humit making a sigadz I do ew” -I leveled up in American today - someone sent me a selfie of them posing with a gun! -@donicer @20committee @TheWeek maybe we should continue this discussion when you’ve sobered up enough to spell with the aid of autocorrect -@donicer @20committee @TheWeek I’ve found sources, other than this article, which say it’s “signal activity designator” -@profoundlypaige that looks incredibly painful -Hey - someone who claims to be former NSA (@20committee) says to read this http://t.co/rpSpy0koSG and it actually makes A LOT OF SENSE -@chriseng but we’re arguing until we’re blue in the face about semantics, which is spot on for our industry -@grp and bless their hearts. But the point is more getting people to actually acknowledge that it’s real and happens a lot! -@matthew_d_green they do specifically deny getting an order THAT absurdly broad. -@grp — through direct communications with employees, *as opposed to* fiber taps. -@grp and that’s my point; that “direct access” was taken to mean, like, a shell on the database server, when really they mean it goes — -@DrPizza we knew all of this for ages, really -@grp “Here is a letter which describes what we want. Fulfill it or see us in court.” -@grp I’ve posted or retweeted all the links to them myself. They agree with me: they have direct SOCIAL access. Whether they want to or not -Anyway if we take the new slide as being real it seems to unambiguously agree that massive fiber datataps are totally a thing, yay! -@grp and it seems the PPT meant direct access in a social sense, not a technical one. -@ioerror you have almost 44,000 followers, I wonder how much of the internet is within two degrees of you? -@tenfootfangs @Sakuya_Izayoi *maximizes pic* wow, fangs would love this pic *minimizes* oh -@bobpoekert they all are? -@French_Freddy heheh well, I don’t think he’s going to marry who I suggested, but we love each other but not in THAT way -Another alleged slide from prism.ppt, yes just one. http://t.co/Q8Ef05v6R8 -@savagejen @ioerror I aspire to become a node prime in my own right! -@nickdepetrillo you appear as a character in my dreams far too often for someone I’ve only met irl once! -@French_Freddy what? It’s the best thing ever -@m1sp I love you platonically (=^ェ^=) #nosleeptweets -“That is a very 5am 0xabad1dea tweet” yes indeed!!! I am just going to own not sleeping tonight and have some coffee… -Like this relation-ship has sailed over the Friend Zone event horizon beyond which there is only friendship and rainbows -@washiiko @MAID001 lol what Who even sits there and thinks “I’ll make a twitter bot…of a hateful maid!” -@Wxcafe other gender than mine -I’ve reached previously unexplored depths of the Friend Zone: trying to arrange my other-gendered BFF’s marriage -@die_no_might only with pills. Forget pill == toss and turn all night -@washiiko one night I couldn’t sleep. And the might after, and the night after, and every night since, to the point of tears -Still kinda freaked out how I spontaneously lost the ability to sleep a few months ago -Forgot to take my sleeping pill. 4am. Wide awake. -@kivikakk #closeenough -@renpytom ooh, yuck -@renpytom or more precisely: did you have a directory structure with seventeen *trillion* small linked files or what -@renpytom what was it doing?! -@kivikakk winnar! -# 343154396982554625 -@ErrataRob and I clearly just found it funny :) -@ErrataRob I just pointed out that the guy in the video says Australia is on another planet. -@ErrataRob My claim? I didn't make any claims... -@innismir @thegrugq change starts at home, which is why I've been shouting at the top of my lungs for two days to stop spying -Maybe the problem is that Americans think Australia is on Planet X https://t.co/qClir6Y3Wh -@innismir @gangstahugs Chilling effects bro. Even my grandma jokes nervously about texting the word "bomb". -@dijama I don't always agree with my opinions either! -@gangstahugs and congresswomen, and congressbeasts of all stripes of monstrosity. -@innismir @thegrugq by common sense? Yes, insofar as the EULA/ToS goes. By the NSA's twisted definition? No. -I hold this truth to be self-evident: that the right to free speech, privacy, and freedom of association does not depend on geography -@innismir @thegrugq yes, but that's a tiny footnote to the broad theme -@innismir @thegrugq I believe that privacy and freedom of association are *human* rights. I would be remiss not to stand up for them. -@innismir @thegrugq same difference, considering how bloody difficult it is to get in here legally -@xa329 @wimremes we hold these truths to be self-evident, that life, liberty, and pursuit of happiness only apply to people born here -@Mr_Reed_ now that, I actually would not say, as the censorship is active rather than passive -@thegrugq American exceptionalism is so ingrained that many perfectly nice people are confused why I'd say foreigners have the same rights -@m1sp you around to play tonight? <3 -@m1sp “who let the minmatar design Eve’s server cluster?” -@BurnWorldgov I think they don’t know some things, know others but have to dance around them -@BurnWorldgov I suspect the denials are literally true but dance around some details -It’s here! It’s going to be an exciting weekend http://t.co/ZNZqdb3Zkx -So we’re in a weird position where the companies deny it but the government does not, just that the article contains inaccuracies -@demize95 I think the compiler is only allowed to error on things that cannot be compiled -@0x6D6172696F @lcamtuf I think what is true all falls under Google’s concession that it is forced to play along with SOME stuff. -@0x6D6172696F @lcamtuf well, it’s 100% possible to be involved with prism and not know it by that name; -@nickm_tor that episode is over twenty years old you know. -Google’s long form denial http://t.co/V4oCufESmr -The rainwater management in this town is... poor. Mini-floods everywhere -This is her opinion on most customer code http://t.co/fwCev9wzLd -@friestog Source Insight -The code she's standing on is open source btw, I'm not leaking Customer Secrets -Reached that part of the day where I’m taking code auditing advice from a vocaloid figurine http://t.co/BcC3ZjBH9g -@lorenzoFB @a_greenberg one of the files is literally an HTML to PDF of one of Cryptome’s records of voluntary redaction -@lorenzoFB @a_greenberg they straight up copied stuff off Cryptome as I was shouting this morning but this was lost in the noise… -@savagejen in the context of the time, can you really blame us? -Bing. (It works if you use "MSDN Search Powered By Bing") http://t.co/hMKV9W0mQ7 -@demize95 hmm, well, conceivably it could be doing something “cute”, I’m looking for the exact code that would trigger this warning now… -@ReinH unless you’re @MarkKriegsman -One of the warnings this code has disabled: "recursive on all control paths, function will cause runtime stack overflow" ... ... ... -"It compiles without warnings!" #pragma warning(disable:...) -workstation, playstation, I am 19 years late to the pun -@xxDigiPxx if this were at home, it'd be a PlayStation -Is knowingly leaving your workstation unlocked for the cheap thrill of risk a known psychological disorder yet? -@yakushim do I really believe that privacy is a right if I say “well of course not for people born outside of this arbitrary border”? -@yakushim I can’t force foreign governments to do what I think is right, but I can do what I think is right: to apply human rights evenly -@kcarmical unfortunately there is no perfect answer as to where exactly the line goes — just doesn’t go where it is now! -@tapbot_paul yeah, why not? -@kcarmical transparent, accountable, limited? Or just “we said it’s legal therefore you can’t stop us neener neener”? -@tapbot_paul (obviously some American rights, such as to not quarter soldiers, don’t translate to this context) -@tapbot_paul in this context I’m talking about basic rights like communication, free association, privacy and being presumed innocent -@kcarmical secret snooping by secret programs for secret reasons == totally invalid and morally bankrupt -@tapbot_paul it’s not a “right” if you stop treating people with respect because they don’t have feet on the right dirt -@kcarmical my stance is there’s no valid reason to go digging around outside a specific, documented, transparent criminal investigation -@kcarmical basically what the govt is saying is they would never read *my* gmail, how awful, but my BFF in Australia, fair game! -@kcarmical respecting the basic human rights of communication is not putting the concerns of foreigners above Americans -@blowdart I’d let you vote but nobody asked me, funnily enough. -Also maybe some of you are sick of hearing me rehash how angry I am but the time is now the place is here to be very very angry -I realize that statement has a bit of length-induced grammatical ambiguity. I am saying “FOREIGNERS” DESERVE ALL RIGHTS. -@itsdapoleece err ambiguous * autocorrect -@itsdapoleece rereading my statement, I may be grammatically unambiguous? -Also I’d like to smack all my fellow Americans who genuinely don’t care if it “only affects foreigners” ffs that’s most human beings -not a joke???: Fox News calls to gorge on donuts to stick it to The Man who wants bike and walk friendly cities http://t.co/tc0yCEo76b -@Pubteam okay, yes, but that wasn’t my question ? -Also why the hell is the entire government acting like obtaining phone numbers ISN’T obtaining identity? Do they know about PHONE BOOKS? -I know no word nor art to display my contempt for the President’s definition of secrecy. http://t.co/mNg3SMJ4uk -@0x8badfl00d @ca13ra1 that’s several degrees beyond the point with the government :p -@boblord but @0xcharlie can and he’s just holding out, right? -@snare w… what did I do :’( -@YourMomBot @armcannon buuuuurn -Emotion is the social logic, subject to a calculus far more complex than our mathematicians can reckon with -@hattmammerly that's the one I already posted as just being taken from cryptome -@TruyCrussley @kyhwana we don't know what you do or don't do, why would we? Why SHOULD anyone? That's the point. -@drunknbass I make a lot of money ;) -It’s fighting back… http://t.co/M5hWrG7Wzu -@drunknbass where I lived in VA, going rate for IT workers was thirty five thousand … -@drunknbass because you described to me a twenty thousand a year job maybe -@drunknbass well you don’t need a high school diploma. And I live in America too and California must be a very different place -@drunknbass where the hell do you live that pays forty thousand a year for an unskilled job -@bcarpe211 @savagejen false dichotomy :) -@drunknbass it goes up to eighty thousand which is quite a lot for a government job! -What are these arbitrary numbers even supposed to be http://t.co/YAPUrZfjLu -“White House put out an advisory that National Security Advisor Tom Donilon will hold a media briefing on Saturday” someone’s weekend ruined -@randalleclayton @fakedansavage an old internet meme is reused! -@savagejen but, if the whole point of Prism is that it’s totally okay to spy on foreigners, what are we to do? -@vogon not necessarily? I’d assume it would have some semi-idiot-proof interface for data monkeys to use -@RSWestmoreland @HackerNewsTips yes, and that’s what we want to happen -@WeldPond @GerriWillisFBN green room so they can put a matrix effect in the background, right? :p -Though, checking the real Cryptome, they have some resumes which name Prism as a data collection management tool http://t.co/ozt44jvCqp -FFS Anonymous, rehosting Cryptome is not a leak http://t.co/bkdJpVJolU -@txs @collinrm @nickdepetrillo clearly NickDe is the beauty because of those feminine eyebrows -@danhett @Tomi_Tapio except for the way it tends to be the first google result implies there may have been a lack of good google results. -Soooo…. Is Keith Alexander still coming to Blackhat or…? -@Pontifex @nonstampNSC I’d like to give a Missing The Point award to the Americans who say there is no food shortage in America -@trufae they lost plausible deniability. It’s the difference between “you’re cheating on me” and “you’re pregnant!” -@m1sp wat -@nrr @SwooshyCueb @eevee well I know you’re adorable irl, but I lack data on eevee -@TruyCrussley @mikko gods, some people, can they really not understand this is about friends of friends and networks? -@trufae yes we ALL KNEW, that’s really not the point -Bill to deny alleged hackers and their *family* entry to US http://t.co/1WMOp1gr3C #GuiltyByAssociation -@shalecraig it’s on Windows 8 by default! -@a_greenberg June Bug Day -@chead lol I just mean that if protection is what she's so worried about, that seems contradictory. -@chead one or the other lady! -@ELLIOTTCABLE @rfc2616 ... -"It’s called protecting America." A literal quote that Feinstein actually said -@ELLIOTTCABLE @rfc2616 I'll respond to anyone who @'s me (which in turn just causes more people to @ me) -@rfc2616 aerial floods are the bane of my roof -Personally I wouldn't issue emergency notices featuring a highly unusual word that looks like "area", "a real" and "arial" all at once -Bing Weather wants me to know about "areal flood watch" and that's technically correct so I can't decide if it's a typo -@WorkingDemocrat @AdamJGreene Except for the English language, of course. -@spy604 more steampunk actually... but a major theme is power in the hands of too few people -@averagesecguy @MalwareJake because, when it's possible to retain it for effectively forever, and you suddenly "need" it in ten years... -The 404'd thing is back. Maybe they had a glitch because they've never had to publish two things on the same day before :p -@ErrataRob no? I reckon I am unaware of such a contest -I should channel all these emotions into work on my novel -@dong1225 was his dad killed by slavers or something because I seem to have hit quite the button -@RandomStep “permanent damage has been done to our ability to spy on Americans!” I might be summarizing. -The Director of National Whining About Being Outed’s confession has gone 404, I see -@MalwareJake whoa -@Kufat why would I? I was trying to have a discussion with them -@dong1225 man what the hell was that about? -“Wahh stop replying to me replying to you!” — twitter person who I finally convinced to block me like nature intended -@superMTW yay! -@superMTW …. Stop what again? I was replying to you replying to me… -@superMTW block me, it works better. -@superMTW o____O cool story bro Spying on the general public is wrong no matter where they live -@superMTW and it’s a REAL EXAMPLE of something that was TOTALLY LEGAL in THIS COUNTRY. -@superMTW I’m way out of line? I didn’t extrapolate. I just copy-pasted the logic that something is moral if it’s majority. -@superMTW just like a huge majority of the American public was okay with slavery? -@superMTW just because something has “always been done” doesn’t mean it’s okay -@superMTW …. Sooooooooo? -@superMTW seriously? Whether or not a human being deserves basic rights depends on whether they have a foot on our chunk of dirt? -@superMTW this one is about the Verizon thing, actually. But so dirty evil foreigners don’t deserve no privacy? -“Wahh, boo hoo, no fair” — Director of National Intelligence http://t.co/W1xHFPpBgy -@m1sp don’t scare me like that ;-; -@m1sp … right? -@m1sp … no you don’t :( -The good news is: I found cartoon fan fiction my BFF wrote when they were ten years old #treasure -@puellavulnerata probably because it’s so compromising that the NSA would literally be out for their blood. -@puellavulnerata pretty sure they have deliberately not posted the whole thing -I can’t even keep track of what already leaked vs suspected anymore -@excsc not by THEIR definition. By THEIR definition, automated collection is not surveillance, only human eyeballs is -How paranoid is it to think the US would trade data with close allies so they can each “not spy” on their own citizens? -@innismir nothing! I’m just using it for its shielding -@kyhwana and I can’t go into it, but suspicion of US govt interest is not unfounded in this instance -@kyhwana a log-on to the account from within the Google Datacenter itself. No similar things in other accounts -Incidentally, the most prism-like thing I’ve encountered happened to the gmail account of a non-citizen -“Prism is real but we only use it against foreigners” http://t.co/uFqkm4RaTT -@DrPizza as my father with a clearance says: “Half of all rumors are true and half of what they say is a lie. But you’ll never know which” -@RSWestmoreland @pmocek @declanm AOL is listed under prism… -@DrPizza IMO the denials are very specific and emphasize “legality” of actions -I undid a retweet because the domain name in the image didn’t exist, but it turns out their admin is just incompetent -@paulg @sanitybit hello yes this is Cassandra speaking -@DrPizza between NSLs, clearances, and legalese, that is necessary but not sufficient to actually not participate -Ctrl-f “prism” in this article from 2007 http://t.co/WWl5CzHBST h/t @panther_modern -@panther_modern @bobpoekert haha sorry, some of the smaller details were lost on me as I stared at the slides themselves… -@RSWestmoreland @m1sp when two people love each other very much, but like, not like THAT, I mean…, -What is a SIGAD? -@JR_Nelson @kurtopsahl yeah I’m not sure what difference they think there is -@m1sp I need a friendship hug -@TVietor08 you say it’s a joke, but not in very good taste… as one ought to know the difference between willful disclosure and otherwise. -@apiary we all figure they are it’s just there’s no proof -@ELLIOTTCABLE Verizon metadata being shipped to govt on daily basis -@tapbot_paul ONLY twenty million a year? That sequester really works! -@ELLIOTTCABLE prism, I’m not saying it is, I say I’m reserving a chance for it to be -… Though the information, as presented, is technically feasible IMO. -@redtwitdown @jperkin government officials are not known for aesthetic taste -Since this follows last night’s news so closely, I do reserve a chance of it being an elaborate hoax meant to ride the media wave -.@panther_modern suggests (via Ars comment) the codename PRISM may refer to fiber splitters “reflecting” the data stream; farfetched? -@dan_munz @tapbot_paul *slow clap* -@dan_munz @tapbot_paul *slow clap* -@eevee @habnabit *facepalm* -# 342792505340858368 -@Pepyri_ well, it’s completely unambiguous that Apple can decrypt iCloud and iMessage server-side -@trevortimm @0x17h I have a problem, and that problem is the urge to simplify your statement to not include Skype and YouTube -@Pepyri_ well the gov immediately admitted the thing he published last night was real, so let’s see what they say tomorrow :) -@Pepyri_ and apparently Paltalk is big in the Middle East? idk. But @ggreenwald thinks it’s legit and he’s pretty good at this -@Pepyri_ I’d assume gmail is easily the biggest, most important, most useful thing on that list (even gets a separate icon from google) -@Pepyri_ as it syncs constantly what you have in the text editor -@Pepyri_ non-technicals are prone to incorrect descriptions of technical capability; but in gmail’s case that could actually be literal true -@Pepyri_ I doubt there’s a unified interface for all of them, it’s probably very piecemeal and ad hoc -@SteveD3 though adamant refusal is not out of the question given they’ve resisted smaller things. -@SteveD3 relatively low volume of private data, I assume. -Of course the PowerPoint is terrible. That’s how you know it’s legit: the NSA graphics department doesn’t have the clearance -@m1sp though, the amount of data passing through twitter that is private is very small compared to the public data. -@DrPizza because the graphics department doesn’t have the clearance. Duh. -@kaepora I heard in Japan they call it “the fox god takes a bride” so the association with deity actions seems cross-cultural -@dangillmor @kaepora I’m assuming it’s legal dancing about the definition of backdoor. -And @ggreenwald’s version - http://t.co/TPgNsfripO - time stamped within a few minutes of each other, so idk whose scoop it is… -Washington Post drops another, entirely different surveillance bomb. Check the slides. http://t.co/hrIkTPny1l -The Japanese soft keyboard in iOS is so much better than English this is incredibly unfair http://t.co/H8qwoENY4m -@myfreeweb seeing as tor is a charity project. -@myfreeweb or we could acknowledge that there's not really a good reason to throw plaintext around and solve the problem entirely -@myfreeweb private by default is the only way to ensure privacy is ready when it's needed. -@myfreeweb if the person downloading it happens to consider that act private, because they're in Censorship Nation, they're out of luck. -@0x17h @ashedryden idk, I wouldn't dare call myself devops lest someone who actually has to stay up late for Push Night beat me to death :p -@vladspears @cyclerunner "equally true" != "the same" -@elad3 @glyph ... though perhaps a many-to-many signing system like pgp, possibly complete with real world corporate signing parties! -@elad3 @glyph If I knew THAT... -@meursalt Gov never silently disappears people who leak. They make a big show of it. -@glyph yeah, pretty much. It's the issued certificates that are broken, not the cryptography. -@Kufat #FactsFrom1998 -@Wxcafe that was the (fix HTTPS) part :p -I think it's high time we push to get plaintext HTTP officially classified as a legacy protocol in favor of HTTPS. (And then fix HTTPS) -@attritionorg are there even 32 different certifications in the world? -@tapbot_paul Feinstein is flipping out and on a witch hunt. Also, no FOIA has ever been processed so fast! -@hemantmehta @comcast that… sounds distinctly not legal. -@matthew_d_green (one time pad) ^ (plaintext) == (cipher text) -@stephenfry <3 -Dear whoever leaked the order: I deeply admire you. NEVER leak any evidence as to your identity. -@xthread unfortunately, it turns out I have zero votes in Georgia -@n0x00 @gsuberland @ioerror I was polite and didn't hack them. -@thegrugq @ioerror a lady never swears when writing a formal letter. The automated filter might catch it. -The last time I wrote to a representative, I did get a non-canned response, but it was basically "thanks for wasting your breath, kid" -cc @ioerror: complaint registered. http://t.co/4tYh2148M2 -@eevee sounds like you’re in quite a … … sorry, I’m sorry -@ioerror (really though, how DO I register a complaint with this lackwit?) -@sciencecomic whoa spoiler alert -@ioerror where does one find the official public complaint box for secret orders? -@DrPizza I have some ice water here that they may wish to borrow… -OH @ternus: "Why is your job title listed as VP of SQL Injection?" -@EightTons also, technically the output is neither graphical nor audio, but can be cast as such :) -@EightTons well, SDR# actually supports receiving the output over TCP, and there are the command line tools for Linux -@EightTons in theory it's an FC0012, and my tablet only has one USB port... -A system administrator types into irc: "ls" Go on... -@tapbot_paul my sensors indicate probably not -@Neostrategos @The1TrueSean I don't think I could keep a straight face on Fox, sorry... -@nullwhale yes I know ;) -My demands list for being spokesperson: - A scepter - The scepter needs a +5 bonus (to spokespersoning I guess?) -@Ammoniak because then I'm not allowed to complain about <redacted> -@ra6bit well I figured you *had* to do it, but that doesn't imply that you *wanted* to or that it was a pleasant experience :p -Hey kids: Don't make the same mistake I did. If you're too active on Twitter, the PR department will classify you as a company spokesperson! -@ra6bit this is one of those things where you’re not sure to offer congrats or not -@batslyadams \o/ -@jennifurret you don’t follow enough security and privacy advocates -@jesster_king @GreySyntax I use the official client because I like to complain of misery. -Android trojan exploits bugs in dex2jar, the manifest parser, and the permissions system. Wow. http://t.co/jvnr7Bptdm -@MimiHound LOL for a second I thought you were responding to my quoting Benjamin Franklin at someone XD -So yeah I have a literal wicked stepsister. And a neurotic step-nephew who may never recover from the behavior problems she's given him... -@furicle there are countries which emphasize helping criminals rather than punishing them and it turns out that's better for society. -.@furicle there wasn't really enough space in the tweet for "Jail, as envisioned by the so-called American justice system" -Jail is a fundamentally evil concept, but a distant family member who abused her toddler son is going and I'm fresh out of tears to shed -@codeferret_ I am also there is a package here from your mother and it's really big ?? -I have a fever, so some part of me is hoping I'll wake up and the American surveillance state was a fever dream -TIL the Microsoft Outlook web client makes a Windows ding when you get a new mail, which is confusing as all get out when you're on OSX -@tuomotanskanen @marshray I don't think we're using the definition of "valid" that means "the machine understands it" ;) -Google Voice transcribing a voice synthesizer comes up with my name being "Melissa Yeah I Read It" -@MatthewOden I don't think "SELECT * from * where * = *" is a valid court order... -Venting, please ignore: why do people exist who think it’s okay to spit on the grave of the Fourth Amendment -@jesster_king @normative http://t.co/i9453JQcBu -@dangoodin001 @thorsheim @jpgoldberg it's just a stupid redirect bug in the first case, echoing someone else's claims in the second. -Note to self: Don't attempt to adjust VPN settings while being talked through a problem on an IRC channel connected to over VPN -@jesster_king @normative my gods. -@thorsheim @jpgoldberg I was told Twitter already knows of the first one and it "should be fixed" two days ago already ;) -@jesster_king @normative and that makes it totally not the most flagrant violation of my privacy forbidden by the constitution imaginable? -@jesster_king @normative it’s no laughing matter -@jesster_king @normative I’ll show you my house if you really want to see it… I won’t show you my communications metadata. -@DrPizza everything. Just… everything. -@gsuberland @addelindh well it’s just that I’m at home because I still have a slight fever so if something comes up… -@savagejen why does a creative content site even have a downvote button -“To my knowledge there has not been any citizen who has registered a complaint” of a top-secret order with a 25-year expiration. #gotohell -Fellow Veracoders: am I the only one whose mail server connection is completely borked (from multiple computers) -@DarrenPMeyer I’m not even mad at Verizon as it’s not their fault the gov did this and standing up to it is not a trivial matter -I’m convinced that Dianne Feinstein is the devil. http://t.co/wuwBTz8PVL -@jack_daniel acceptable at small font sizes, looks way too bland at large sizes -@ErrataRob on 3G, 174.236.3.x -@_wirepair I guess they still get the phone book delivered at the NSA -@thorsheim @jpgoldberg and you bette hope you never uninstalled tweetbot or whatever. -@thorsheim @jpgoldberg second, if you deactivate and reactivate an account with two factor, you can’t log in through the web anymore -@thorsheim @jpgoldberg it will break when it redirects you to the mobile twitter instead of to the page to enter your one time code -@thorsheim @jpgoldberg I know of two problems: first, if you try to authenticate to a third party with twitter from a mobile browser, — -@zephyrfalcon nope… -@ELLIOTTCABLE @vilhalmer you are so drunk (I assume) -@ELLIOTTCABLE well *something* you did/said made me think you were 16 or 17 :p -@ELLIOTTCABLE this is documented under “some other stuff” ;) http://t.co/NQeo7qAGMr -@ELLIOTTCABLE haha well, I just remember you being a minor on Google Wave and bragging about your eight-core ;) maybe 17? -@bmirvine never -I have a fever, Twitter’s 2-factor breaks in corner cases just like I bet it would, and this country is everything it said it wouldn’t be. -@nicholsong yes I assume so too -(I’m being told that Verizon Business Network is just a subset of Verizon, which they refer to as Verizon in the paperwork) -.@tapbot_paul oh I assume it’s all of them in perpetuity, but we *know* I’m monitored until at least July 19th! -I have Verizon, and I’m sure you’re all dying to call me now -@tapbot_paul what do you think all this “secret interpretation” stuff is about? They give themselves the OK according to whatever loophole. -@tapbot_paul about ten years ago, according to those who have spoke their conscience -@mattblaze oh I would assume so. The dates are very arbitrary, like a calculated deadline based on a rule. -Damn the American government’s electronic dystopia. http://t.co/Xr9xVMSFdn -@ggreenwald @ErrataRob @trevortimm @guardian well, yes, the link could actually work, for example ;) -@ELLIOTTCABLE sorry, everyone is stuck at the age of which I first met them in my head forever and you were like sixteen -@ELLIOTTCABLE you’re 21 already? -.@gangstahugs I assume it’s poorly written because all the journalists and cops together couldn’t imagine the lock may be flawed -“They’re hacking the car lock in front of our eyes, but that’s impossible because it’s secure!” http://t.co/QCdlzTVOKG -@0x17h how gracious of them to encourage the field of study which most handily destroys them -Load up face recognition experiment, assume it will work on iPad... "press space to continue" Who lets scientists near a web page anyway -@Randominterrupt no... -@zephyrfalcon black, skintone, light green and dark green (I would guess the two light colors are what look the same?) -# 342429670341484544 -@xa329 no, no, no -Internet, I have a dizzy, please to send cure -@pervocracy @hypatiadotca do you know how often I’m accused of stating opinion as fact even WITH the disclaimers? -@RSWestmoreland @dshaw_ nope. Because no-one else would ever be able to make heads or tails of it anyway. -@PiersonBro well, conceptually, they're brass. But I only have four colors. -I made an art!! Like all good arts, it has exactly four colors http://t.co/EjwhFmcw1c -@0xcharlie @MarkKriegsman you're supposed to extrapolate to code more than two lines long :p -#uirage Pixelmator (cheap photoshop clone) has tools which aren't listed on the toolbar and you have to psychically infer shortcut key -*rolls over* wheeeere's emet version fooouuuuuurrrr -Wow why are people talking to other people in person so much today *checks work mail* *error* oh -@Saturn500Jared @trap0xf @BadMiiversePost yeah yeah, kids these days, don’t know how to operate record players either, America is doomed :) -How to prove you are a robot http://t.co/XwJsRHnv8D -@argonblue @MarkKriegsman (sorry if that sounded cross btw. I sound cross a lot in ASCII) -@argonblue @MarkKriegsman … without concern to the fact that almost every C program ever written won’t work as intended *somewhere*. -@argonblue @MarkKriegsman sorry, by real world I meant, on the computers we actually own and compilers we actually use in every day life… -@argonblue @MarkKriegsman turns out in the real world that doesn’t really matter -@BadMiiversePost @trap0xf so we’re making fun of kids for being young huh -@jcchurch @MarkKriegsman well we know who here has never tried to hide a backdoor in a codebase -I am required to inform you that the monstrosity I RT’s from @MarkKriegsman proves the superiority of binary analysis over source -@MarkKriegsman w w What are you doing -@spacerog @hdmoore @hellNbak_ and that doesn’t make it relevant to the events of the last 50 years; we need new agreements -@spacerog @hellNbak_ @hdmoore I don’t think anything to do with computers should be reasoned about with reference to a treaty from 1648… -.@inversephase I eventually realized that the waterfall render algorithm skews its coloring based on the y-dimension of its region… -@spacerog I read it, it sounds totally reasonable and minimal to me -@hypatiadotca it’s a tumblr thing, and tumblr is a teen thing -@brandonmblack no I’m pretty sure I’d be adding value. Too many customers don’t realize how much they don’t know about programming. -@spacerog heaven forbid hackers be asked to practice human decency -@Neostrategos @JastrzebskiJ I’m under the impression copy-pasting customer code is a no no :) -@invalidname pretty sure that all went to court and it was decided they did not “steal” anything ;) #flame -@spacerog how does a residential building in a first world city just up and *collapse*, that is a travesty -What major API? I’d tell you, but sales told me to stop giving this particular company such a hard time… -@RSWestmoreland in theory our system is completely automated, my job is checking the automated output for improvement areas -Googling for documentation of a major API: “A description for this result is not available because of this site’s robots.txt” #helpful -My job would be so much better if I was allowed to pass on my written opinion on code to the customers -@chort0 funding ! -Hmm, figures - the one time I remember to generate character indexes before I need to text search, they’re already generated -@tshanks or in my case, not surprised at all anymore ;) -@ryanqnorth hi, I have a cool name -@TwoLivesLeft hmm yeah me too actually -@tomslominski that’s more than just a little bit unrealistic. There’s no such thing as a secret signal. -After-midnight work in progress because I couldn't sleep... let's try again. http://t.co/asfjglMmmp -@sanguis3k it does, despite me putting it in a microwave tonight, but it’s ARM. -@MarkKriegsman http://t.co/DJjAuUjBzI -@chc40 well, it *is* open source, so that’s more tacky than risky -@vogon http://t.co/O0BIfKqA1z -Via protected: phpbb losing its cool over an emoji. http://t.co/Bq7i8nWJH4 -@JZdziarski @nycjim @Reuters and what the hell do you think they’re doing, picnicking ? Last I checked they’re clearly resisting -@XTreeki … was it the cake unicode that crashed it? -@JZdziarski @nycjim @Reuters yes, far too passive, being afraid to take on hundreds of cops at once ! -@XTreeki may I repost this, o locked account -This microwave (the new one, not the faraday cage) is going to #uirage hell for continuing to beep after the door has been opened -@areur00t now that’s just silly… oddly my iPad will not render them -I’ve employed a highly scientific notation for signals: line, dotted line, squiggle, wider squiggle, and bright red squiggle -@CrappyCodingGuy #neverliveitdown -@Em_Space_ heheh :) from what I’ve seen of tear downs, the exact parts and their emanating frequency vary between production runs -@solardiz http://t.co/yju8jrJxyo :) -@gangstahugs pending radio science! -@0xcharlie according to the rest of twitter, you were taught wrong -@tapbot_paul no it goes to 1.7ghz -@unixronin one of those is too easy, the other too hard ;) -@ptolts the computer's emissions! -@tapbot_paul my install process was get the nightly of SDR# and try each of the zadig drivers until one (of three iirc) worked -@ptolts nothing! But it's made of shielding -@MakagiAkito radio science ! -It's working http://t.co/SgCdFnTGTe -oh yeah new followers: I kind of have this hobby of seeing what weird things I can pick up from electronics with a radio ;) -@octoqueer @xepheraux shielding :) -"Just throw out that old microwave", they said. "What possible use is it..." http://t.co/WkGHytvS29 -@HaydnJohnson it’s a good idea that desperately needs that pending service pack. -Yeah so about those discount radios: don’t jiggle the connector http://t.co/oVlrlWmIcy -@stillchip @0x17h this is a real signal; the artifacts on this radio show as thin lines down the middle of the baseband. -@_larry0 yeah, plenty of apps can artificially generate this sort of noise, but this is *artisanal* white noise sourced from local waves -@_larry0 it's just generic analog white noise, very clean/quiet in FM -@bmirvine too low, you need one of those shifter thingies -I have no idea what's generating this white noise at 74.25mhz but I find it very pleasant to listen to -@akopa I've been convinced it's oiler -@innismir I ordered ten, both to have spares and to give some away -I should probably figure out how to pronounce Fourier huh -# 342064308924059649 -Oh look at that the noise gets stronger when the screen gets darker... https://t.co/oe8WvKQu7d -@Mr_Reed_ yeah, and Dutch and Danish people are, on the whole, extraordinarily tall -@Kufat not from my timestamp’s point of view -@jennifurret iTunes backup / iCloud backup? -@sneakin I’ll keep them in their very benign wrappers. “Mini digital TV stick” -@coolacid I doubt it gets more generic than a $10 USB stick from china with no model number on the packaging :) -@Mr_Reed_ ie I am taller than almost every woman on earth. But I don’t feel tall. -@Mr_Reed_ it turns out your definition of average may be skewed in comparison to the global population -You better hope I get accepted to Defcon because I’ll bring all these radios with me… -@aquavitaecoll I didn’t get this to tune into television :) SDR just stands for software defined radio -It came with a CD! Who dares me to install the TV viewer app -Here is the exact model I ordered — paid $12 ea from someone with free shipping, but some merchants go down to $10 http://t.co/PPyDNUjyOo -@silentbicycle http://t.co/PPyDNUjyOo -The $10 radios work! The antenna is just especially bad (but replaceable) -Wow, we really do need a tumblr for Kerry being awkwardly tall http://t.co/K5erAcOybW -I like to swap out USB devices while the computer is asleep and imagine it having an identity crisis when it wakes up -@Balgan they’re FC0013 according to the description, we’ll see :p -@Balgan I just got on Ali Express and searched for the cheapest SDR that included antenna. -zomg these plastic cases aren’t sealed, they just open! This packager has my undying admiration -@bhelyer @kevinmarks (yes, I assume we were all joking :) ) -@bryanbrannigan they went halfway around the world safe and sound, so good enough -@kevinmarks and we got labor protection laws first; we need to get more protections for people all over the world -Speaking of, my box of radios from China has arrived. Do you reckon they used enough tape http://t.co/mLUPw8K2ij -First world problems: being accused of not caring about factory workers, based, presumably, on the audacity of being born a first worlder :( -@RadCurmudgeon @decivilized @0x17h thanks for telling me what my beliefs, practices, and convictions are! PS you’re wrong! Blocked! -@RadCurmudgeon @decivilized @0x17h sorry I can’t hear you over the sound of how awesome and apolitical radio astronomy is -It’s time to quit an argument when the other person says science is bad because sometimes it changes its mind -@0x17h I assume they just have a twitter search for their group to keep abreast of it -@RadCurmudgeon @decivilized @0x17h but I just came here to giggle at the Primitive Twitter Tribe and get back to studying science -@RadCurmudgeon @decivilized @0x17h I think you’re extrapolating a bit if you think I think that’s totally okay -@0x17h well… yes. You are definitely a magnet for argument. -@RadCurmudgeon @decivilized @0x17h I don’t remember the gun part the last few times I was homeless, but that’s my first world privilege… -@decivilized @RadCurmudgeon @0x17h (nor are all miners coerced or left in excessively unsafe conditions) -@0x17h I only accept anti-technology arguments written on vellum by a small, privileged literate class -@RadCurmudgeon @0x17h @decivilized Foxconn is the most awful thing but that doesn’t mean its abuse is an axiom -@aaqian @eevee but then it’d be pink…! -@decivilized @0x17h … but you must realize that complaining about technology on the internet just sounds very silly. -@decivilized @0x17h why would I have a theoretical understanding of someone else’s random personal beliefs -@eevee what’s with that giant pikachu with the ditto face? -@dontrebootme it’s about the [censored] that happened in [censored] -@decivilized @0x17h … says… someone… on… Twitter…? -@zackfreedman hmm, well, if we go by everyone who self-identifies as such, you’d be ruling out most of America as a market -@SamusAranX it wasn’t broken in Melee though; unless you considered it over eager to assign suicides -The self-kill algorithm in Brawl is so broken. I had the most unambiguous self-kill imaginable and it still gave a point to an NPC -.@nelhage curse you, typo gods -Finland gives baby clothes and sanity supplies to all expecting mothers so no infant is without necessities http://t.co/g2r5H46GTR -@kivikakk you encountered an alternate path ghost of yourself -(I feel sorry for anyone who seriously thinks “a magazine said this is against my religion so I can’t” rather than “*I* am against it”) -Today on stupid headlines: “Can a Christian watch Game of Thrones?” Yes. It is not against the Terms of Service of HBO. Next -@innismir because #uirage is the unix way -@panther_modern *sits a little further away* -@panther_modern so deliberately spreading *dangerous* falsehoods hoping that people will fall for it is cruel. -@panther_modern the difference is: you can’t BLAME a child for doing something stupid. -@panther_modern yeah, because there are no children on the internet, only stupid adults -@donicer the fact that blog is read by many children and they know it is especially cruel. -@MalwareJake I don’t know, I was just googling and found that gem :) -@shoebox \o/ -@m1sp mrrrr -@ErrataRob yeah I’m sure the *three years* in jail without trial thing was just a paperwork error… -@bobpoekert sounds like they’d get along with my laptop manufacturer Spacer -Also, be sure your exception logger has at least five lines that, themselves, can except, and be unprepared to handle any of them… -@RSWestmoreland nor in a continuous loop :) -Yes, don’t worry. No one ever lost hours or even days of productivity over a freak race condition… -Documentation comment: “do not worry about what others call the race condition. Thousands of people have run this code successfully” -It’s one of those “the database is being so slow I might as well get in a two-minute Brawl match between queries” days. -@theonlyrobjames @itsbeno http://t.co/xrf7I9Wq9x -@ReinH I use chrome, but this was specifically for a JavaScript-intense web app, where safari gets roughly 2x performance -@grp in this case I was trying to go to http :// foo rather than http :// foo/page?option -Geez, Mobile Safari’s URL history is useless. Couldn’t remember the domain of the tab I *just* closed. #uirage -@itsbeno the ghost of a bard appears to congratulate you on having better luck than he. -@itsbeno there’s a Forsworn camp in some ruins with a waterfall into a pool — if you jump from the top and land safely, -@thegrugq he started ranting about kids not caring until we were like “I… was two years old… … and I wasn’t born yet…” -@thegrugq my philosophy prof asked us to share our memories of the day the Berlin Wall came down and received a room of blank stares -@thegrugq technically -@ElderScrolls I was pretty pleased when I jumped off a waterfall on the run from trouble, hoping I’d survive, and a ghost appeared to me -I am free to post this link. http://t.co/aSVo6ID2bA -@Kufat http://t.co/BrvcZG8j7Q! -This variable naming scheme is making me uncomfortable: delete(myhead); -@nicolette8174 yes, because it needs both context and translation -More proof that the most advanced and persistent threat is children with their parents’ iPhones https://t.co/7MXFhfria4 -@TwoLivesLeft 😃 -@thegmanehack https://t.co/N9Bj6awL58 -@und0xed @botnet_hunter I was already considering whether I should torment mongo some more… -Attack surface, attack surface everywhere http://t.co/PsHa7GWNqi -@shalecraig this one was the target of one of the citations needed on last week’s xkcd what if blog :) -Citation was a horse who won sixteen consecutive races (citation needed) http://t.co/TsoEeNfaI9 -@ZOMGitsCriss I can access it, including Romanian version, here in US… -@MarkKriegsman I want one… -@doctortovey @vogon “AMEN” -I had professors like this— wouldn’t let you cite anything dee-gee-tal. Even if your paper was on internet censorship http://t.co/c5GxW3Vjbq -@Neostrategos I feel like this may be construed as exploitive rock star behavior… -@kivikakk \o/ -@Neostrategos and my house is… not on twitter! But really I have a perfectly good husband for the but he won’t go get one -@Neostrategos there’s a Starbucks in the strip mall with the Chipotle, in the plaza with LL Bean, and in the Barnes and Noble :p -@jensechu well, I was going by the pikachu hat mostly… -Would anyone like to bring me a white mocha from Starbucks while I hide under this blanket -@jensechu … I get the feeling you like pikachu -Today is my first really bad panic attack in a while. *hides under blanket* -@emptythevoid from that photo, it looks halfway accomplished -@kivikakk be careful. I found it seven years ago, and look what happened. -@maradydd how did you get 1080p? I plugged mine in to hdmi and it just stretched -Reminder that US drone cockpits run on Windows, the primary target of generic malware, and pilots have infected themselves before -Hmm hmm, I've actually been in Jefferson's bedroom, both of them, the main mansion and the summer getaway. -hottest pic I found on imgur tonight http://t.co/6Jifwq5WOM -@USSJoin whaaaaaaaat *flop* -@USSJoin sezwho -"Hello best friend!!" "hey... would you say a staircase is terrain, or an object?" We solve the big problems in life -So all defcon notices go out by June 4th huh... *refresh* *refresh* *refresh* -@geekable well we can’t all be as awesome as I am *bro pat* -@geekable what are you then? -@afreak @dakami (it’s the star) -@dakami are they both 18 yet? -@nrr … but not on iPad :( -@Havokca err… how worried should I be that you know? -Smash Art: he’s right behind me… isn’t he http://t.co/VKa6Nku0FP -@mrHithron I can’t find it now but an ex-employee had a rant on his blog about it -@sciencecomic condolences. -@mrHithron it was implemented literally in the 90s back when no one cared and they don’t want to change it now… -@tapbot_paul my fav was where it would randomly return that I followed someone when I did not. Other way is understandable, but that?! -@tapbot_paul well, yes, but not in such a *byzantine* way. Some past bugs were utterly baffling -@Pentanubis I’m nothing if not judgmental of other people’s code -@tapbot_paul am I the only one who lays awake at night wondering how Twitter’s architecture got to be this way -@tapbot_paul and it’s just… sitting there? It looks like a simple redirect would fix it. -@botnet_hunter oh, I have a paid account <3 -(The bug is very most likely on Twitter’s end, but I am not one of the fabled OAuth Witches.) -@botnet_hunter you know you can host on imgur without submitting to the gallery right :p -Wow I can’t log in to imgur via twitter because it triggers the two-factor then bounces me to the mobile site and 404’s -@focalintent @Viss all glory to the hypno-byte-editor -@m1sp_ebooks :c -@innismir I never get calls from those people… -@Xaosopher I know, I'm not shedding any tears -@DrPizza man with how many thousands of times I've seen DH flip out over that game... I really just have no interest -Also I died because I wanted to visit a star system just because I liked the name. It was full of bad people who do bad things. -# 341703689058258945 -@demize95 eve, and just to be annoying, this guy went around and put small bounties on a bunch of people. -Though I wouldn't be surprised if he then has one of his friends just kill him to reap the bounty. Sigh... -Someone just randomly put a small bounty on me... so I put a huge one on him. #notinthemood -#tweetfleet never mind, should have figured that was the socket being lost again. -#tweetfleet so my probes got stuck at zero seconds remaining... I can't cancel and I can't recall them. -@m1sp they’re pretty objectively the least secure thing ever done in the name of efficiency -@und0xed @BrianFargo it would be reprehensible of me to suggest dropping tables, so I won't. -@und0xed @BrianFargo I seem to recall being angry that they went the extra unethical mile and laid them off during a big media event -@kyhwana @kivikakk php is *all about* the configuration. In multiple places. With runtime reflection -@brentrubell as for why unix scripts tend to break on spaces, well. That’s a problem older than most people I know… -@brentrubell you have a space in the directory name again :p -@indrora okay, that sounds like expected behavior and doesn't interact with the core complaint that it's implemented as a fake function. -@brentrubell this perhaps? https://t.co/WMuPYY82tr -@brentrubell @stroughtonsmith it's choking on the space in the pathname. Either remove the space or edit install.sh to cope. -@kivikakk ... ... ... .... -@comex then define a new syntax rather than overriding existing syntax and returning a parse error for completely, utterly valid syntax -@comex The fact that it converts the argument to a string is both a given and immaterial. The point is, it keeps calm and carries on. -@comex php > if(defined(NULL)) { echo "true\n"; } else { echo "false\n"; } false -@indrora Which sounds like another WTF, but this author wonders how does that change the underlying point? -@mof18202 more effective than heatsinks -@comex I clearly use "in my OPINION" several times to mark where I think the underlying design is bad. -@comex what's still wrong? Is anything I said about isset's behavior factually untrue? -Dear twitter engineers who follow me: <3 <3 I rage because I care Dear PHP fans who follow me: >:) >:) I rage because I revel in your tears -@comex I discuss in the article why it's like sizeof() except worse. -@ameaijou I guess "well don't design it that way next time!" doesn't cut it ;) -@chriseng @focalintent http://t.co/c35oHQkYaH -@comex and that justifies a massive exception to the general structure of the language instead of just returning false? -I notice my profile page is completely gone. Thumbs up for Twitter -PHP Manual Masterpiece: all about the majestic wtf that is testing if a variable is set. http://t.co/c35oHQkYaH -@focalintent but it already contains the sentence "unless the PHP parser has solved the halting problem" -@focalintent it's running a bit long. -@afreak ;) https://t.co/JYW8tqJ8dV -@hirojin http://t.co/hkXeEfRus0 -*opens tumblr* *switches to the php hate blog* *starts typing* -@weskroesbergen thank you Dr. Twitter! -@laneshill I'm allergic to that so no :p -And yes I totally trust Dr. Twitter over Dr. Google. -MEN AVERT YOUR EYES: anyone here other than Dr. Google ever have a period with no blood? (I'm *definitely* not pregnant.) Do I have the sick -@marsroverdriver maaaaan that battle is lost. “Whom to follow” sounds weird to the modern ear, defeating the point of correctness. -@matthew_d_green I’m confounded as to why only the calories match the display -@kivikakk that’s a Ruby on Rails mantra iirc. -@0x17h because of a requirement of the Mormon religion, and a similar mindset infecting other religious groups. -@kenanbolukbasi I promise I’m 100% for your right to protest and I’m glad to see your internet seems to be working… -@kenanbolukbasi “… I can’t trust this journalist, because they include known fakes.” -@kenanbolukbasi I don’t mean “all the pictures of Turkey are fake”, I mean “in this particular set, some I *know* are fake, so…” -@lukegb @i0n1c o_O;;; -@mrHithron @mikko for terrible reasons. -@0x17h I need this power, see also @m1sp -@Jedi_Amara in a bin of Legos in your brother’s closet -@rantyben @_wirepair I’ve fallen asleep in a dentist’s chair more than once… -@jesster_king nope, it's definitely running with some help from wine (and the launcher is python) -@raudelmil my problem is that it acts short on CPU when I ask it to render multiple streams of sound simultaneously and it stutters -(I tried killing processes with names like coreaudiod, but that didn’t help) -I dunno what Eve (or Wine) does to OSX, but every time I play it, OSX struggles with sound processing until I reboot -(In cases where they do stay aligned, obviously. But some people just genuinely prefer TV over books and even comics which is alien to me) -The same thing happens in anime. “Ahh I can’t wait to see what happens next” “have you considered checking the original comic book” -I don’t read/watch Game of Thrones. But I sure do get a kick out of people freaking out over plot twists published on paper ages ago… -@lindgrenM Chrome totes does it in both iOS and android -@almightygod unless you count being toooootally wasted on the road to Damascus -The mobile UI paradigm of displaying webpages in grayscale when they’ve been RAM-reclaimed has made me hate grayscale webpages :p -@dangoodin001 @ErrataRob (since it *is* an online game, downtime on a weekend is A Really Big Deal) -@dangoodin001 @ErrataRob yeah, but it sounds like generic “reassuring the customers we’re doing something” -@dangoodin001 @ErrataRob if you prefer conspiracy theories maybe they really botched the next patch and are blaming the downtime on skids ;) -@dangoodin001 @ErrataRob I think it’s just technobabble for “stopping this DDoS has not proved trivial and we’re doing all that we can” -@ameaijou also it’s not necessarily the wording of the manual that is the problem, but the subject matter which it must cover… -@ameaijou … how much of the php manual did you write ? -@dangoodin001 I interpreted it as “this DDoS is hitting us harder than we thought it could with current mitigations” -@0xcharlie *refreshes mailbox* *refreshes mailbox* -@jinkee @ZoeQuinnzel @christinelove here’s a god place to get some ideas… http://t.co/BTyk2ZWMAz -Me, reading the php manual: “this part sounds promising for finding something dumb. Hmm, okay, okay, that’s reasonable, aaaand… there it is” -@0xcharlie @chriseng don’t you work for some kind of big company now? -@pdo I keep cryptographers prisoner in the basement. -DH has his headphones on so loud I can clearly hear the words from here. And he’s sleeping. -@chriseng @0xcharlie so when’s the rogue talk where we roll out of the hotel’s parking garage in new wheels? -@ternus be… be strong ;-; -@The1TrueSean http://t.co/4KckdNybVp -@eevee @matingmind but yeah, most evolutionary psychology is just making a sport out of confusing genetics and culture -# 341343096124088320 -@eevee @matingmind Yeah, I saw that one already: “signs suggesting possible food addiction indicate that writing papers is too hard!” -@herodfel @EurosportCom_TR a marathon, as dated on that page. It keeps showing up in everyone’s protest photo sets. -@matingmind @eevee okay I’m convinced this is actually a troll account peddling parody science now -Attn: If you include the following image in your Turkish protest photoset, I’ll have to assume they’re all fake http://t.co/knnJZMJAd6 -@AnnabellSciorra @PolicyMic @C_Rice3 @WeldPond if people could stop mixing in photos from marathons, that’d be great. -Okay, that’s bizarre: Slashdot now looks like 2011 rather than 1997, but only from a mobile device. -@rbf_ … apparently it’s their mobile skin. -What happened to Slashdot?! It doesn’t look like 1997 in there anymore -@matingmind Classy. Note: sarcasm, laced with contempt for falsely conflating things. -@zeightyfiv my hypothesis is that most of the “being gay is a choice” crowd are secretly bisexual and don’t know it. -@thegrugq we call them parking lots. Totally different! -@thegrugq cars don’t have parks silly, parks are for people -@dakami I’m sure there are more toxic things, but it does put pure asexuality on a pointless pedestal. -@j_evns @MyRainbowNinja @ioerror @CourtneyPFB apply palm directly to face -@Packetknife *twitch* -@m1sp @kivikakk let me know when you’re on Skype and we’ll find out -@techpractical I have it easy because I up and married a manly man -@m1sp @kivikakk giiiiiiiiiiiirrrrrl you need to get yo’self a new ring-ring -Of course, most of the people who said that to me when I was young also deny that bisexuality is even an actual thing so whatever I guess -@chriseng Florida Man, Florida Man, does whatever a Floridan can -@Kufat I honestly don’t even know if the Wii-u has an sd card slot, never mind where my sd cards are -@CyborgCode news to me and pretty much all my friends. -@Kufat it would actually probably look worse and is a LOT of effort to get the dang thing off the machine and into jpeg? -When someone says “men and women can’t be just friends!” what I hear is “bisexual people can’t be friends with anyone!” :’( -You can probably tell, but - playing Smash Bros alone, I’ve been taking a lot of time to pause and admire the artistic details -Smash Art: no I’m not going through Eve withdrawal look I have spaceships right here #tweetfleet http://t.co/DlJ4hI9U8Z -Smash Art: “I’m sorry, Electrode. I’m breaking up with you because of your explosive temper.” http://t.co/NDJx4guEE0 -@niallgdonaghy you want a photo of my kitchen from the outside?! -@HorribleCoders @m1sp it’s really amazing to read it aloud with the appropriate amount of bewilderment -@yacCz … I’m sorry :( -@tinyblob yeeeeeup -@focalintent @unalmas is it a Saint Bernard? I got to tussle with one once, it was great fun! -View from the kitchen window — life is good (even when my game server is down) http://t.co/CXDOwpM3Hb -@LeafStorm then it sounds like what one wants to use is Symfony itself :) -I don’t know why, but large animals seem to like me. One time I caught a dog’s eye from 100 yards and he ditched his owner to sit with me -@bascule @_larry0 @egyp7 @snare @MarioVilas “emits a warning if an unknown cipher is passed” The wrongness of this surpasses my vocabulary -@vruz that is the idea, yes ;) -@TakoArishi @eevee eeveengelism -Hello new followers, if you haven’t read this article on the design of PHP, please do so at earliest convenience! http://t.co/GHsl4VRgjz -@nelsonmenezes @Tesseraction also, this is required reading. http://t.co/GHsl4VRgjz -@nelsonmenezes @Tesseraction bad design compounded by bad documentation compounded by bad management compounded by many years. -@TakoArishi you should have seen me when they ddos’d Minecraft -I will drain the freaking blood of whoever is DDoS’ing Eve when I want to play. I will find you. I will END you. #tweetfleet -@elad3 maybe it’s regional depending on what database you hit, as many other people see it too -@elad3 empirical evidence disagrees http://t.co/9fqxXLUd9Y -Github is down. Eve is down. What is a weekend even for then -@rhodesjason @Tesseraction a good web language *wouldn’t even let you* use “old functions in bad ways.” -@wbpre cutting corners where it “should” be safe is setting up future disasters. -@nelsonmenezes @Tesseraction actually I’m a professional security code auditor for several languages. … PHP really is that special. -@anthonicaldwell the NES is inherently tile-based; 60 times a second you have a chance to change tiles. -@anthonicaldwell that’s not really how the NES’s GPU works, and it can only render so many sprites horizontally before it fails. -@doeg @vogon @dijkstracula that’s a very Dutch-sounding name, which I suppose explains everything ;) -@doeg @vogon @dijkstracula I just checked, the E in the author’s name stands for… Ekkehard. -@doeg @dijkstracula @vogon is this real life -@WhatsTheBigIT http://t.co/Rqdemzkdv1 -@anthonicaldwell number one rule of NES development: minimize sprite use. always. -@Rhythmreactor I spawned within its borders, actually. :p -@AdamTReineke oh I can believe it! -After-midnight art sharing! Pixels I have so far for the little NES project that's been kicking around my hard drive http://t.co/46DmPH6F5w -#tweetfleet 2809 players - wonder if I'll ever see the universe so empty again :p -@_wirepair no players involved, I'm just tormenting the AI in Brawl -Ten kills in three minutes, it’s more effective for my score to do 3v1 than free for all - because then they all come running towards me! -Smash Art: “I’ve made a terrible mistake.” http://t.co/tTZiSuDTwA -@brrian well, my bestest friend plays too -@nonstampNSC because they’re still at the “well that’s what my dad said” stage of reasoning :( -@StillCountCrows @indrora the idiots are the ones who say “I don’t need to make my app secure” ;) -@StillCountCrows @indrora if someone can get an SQL query working, they’re already not “idiots”; they just *don’t know.* -@StillCountCrows @indrora no, there are a lot of people who don’t understand that PHP is setting them up to be hacked. -@duckduckgo @41414141 gasp -#tweetfleet kindly inform me when my space ship works again, until then I am smashing things in Brawl -#tweetfleet AHHHH SERVER DOWN AHHHHHHHH -@indrora nope! Why would they? How would they? -@SAlbahra the very name is rather evocative of supreme confidence, isn't it? By which I mean: always used prepared, very hard to screw up :) -@Balgan even so - I haven't actually played brogue, but Dungeons of Dredmor goes for a parody vibe (and has "real" graphics) -# 340977723969265664 -@voltagex http://t.co/ix6SPGEKEk -@thereals0beit … I am very passionate about hating PHP. -@thereals0beit which is fine for native assembly macro wrappers like C but PHP claims to be a gods damned web language. -@thereals0beit it wouldn’t be their fault if a programmer had to go way the hell out of their way to cause this. PHP is ownable by default. -@thereals0beit Of course it’s bad. And they DON’T KNOW and the language does none of the many things within its power to help them. -@voltagex the “bad tutorial” I learned from was written by the inventor of PHP. The problem goes straight to the core. -Remember: most of those devs genuinely have no idea what the dangers of throwing GETs into query strings like that are. #blamePHP -@Tesseraction PHP: from zero to owned in more trivial ways than one can enumerate. There’s a reason I preach against using it. -@Tesseraction yes. Note: not literally every single one of these is unsafe. But most are. -.@rrrrrrrix well… not *all* of them are exploitable. So more like 77000 -Hey guess what time it is again? That’s right: “github searches which show up trivially exploitable code” time! https://t.co/x4TBnUmVUk -It’s pretty much the most dwarven let’s play imaginable, right down to hating excess migrants and… the ending. -An exceptionally well-done, in-character Let’s Play of Dwarf Fortress, with original art http://t.co/rDpipM5mmL -@eevee @gwestr that was the joke, wasn’t it? >_> -@eevee sure, sure, and they cast it to float and it got buggy and this was their genius solution -.@eevee probably because they noticed that using a float was buggy! -My iPad’s battery is draining absurdly fast, and when I took it out of the case, it’s practically melting. Hmm… reboot time. -@Balgan that’s Fuji apples to Granny Smith apples :) -@sanguis3k Bug: geese lay iron chairs -“Burning monsters will not ignite terrain while they are submerged.” (Yes I’m reading https://t.co/BHuXmfJZd1 ) -“Fixed an issue that could cause foliage and rings to appear as colorful emoticons under Mac OS 10.8” #roguelikeproblems -@benwmaddox “Polymorph will no longer generate liches or phoenixes, to avoid odd outcomes with phylacteries and phoenix eggs.” -My hobby: reading bugfix logs of games with complicated AI subsystems -@vogon oh boy something for the TSA to confiscate -@Viss … this imaginary guy really cares about yoghurt parfait -@0x17h (but only if they’re straight) -@0x17h are you… are you cat factsing a tag -@thegrugq they play Null Dereference. The only winning move is not to play -@vogon when I was just making an artwork improvement suggestion. -@vogon … so then I was annoyed that the bot is trying to make some profound comment on the worth of redditors’ politics, -@vogon well, my comment was “I think you should tone down the colors in the background…” :p -Weird reddit bot encounters: replies to comments beginning “I think” or “I believe” with “wow! I never thought of it that way” -Gender identities are like a sports team. Most people support their home team and that’s fine – but there are other options, including none. -@infosecjerk @Packetknife “why don’t you drink?” asks everyone else of me. Gee… -@Packetknife autocorrect went there -@Packetknife hmm trying to think of a pun concerning being overweight -@bSr43 yay -@michaeldinn @_wirepair I apparently have both, simultaneously. -@michaeldinn @_wirepair uninstall *what*? Chrome itself? -@_wirepair pasted some text and it silently failed… -@abby_ebooks this tweet makes too much sense, please revise -@jesster_king kill -9 frontmost app -@m1sp ... so I did! -@m1sp http://t.co/RgOcBZvw9Q -# 340586398841204737 -@janiczek yeah... except I can never remember what that middle squiggle is, either! -@Ammoniak ninety-one degrees fahrenheit is the exact opposite of brrr, my friend! -@Xaosopher ..... Super Smash Brothers? :p -@Xaosopher hahaha, I hate Cards Against Humanity ;) -@Xaosopher July Twenty-Somethingth through the first few days of August -@marginoferror yup, got my first two levels of that, third is in the queue -@Xaosopher that reminds me... don't let me forget to bring moisturizers to Vegas this year. Which I had never needed before in my life. -@marginoferror I am All About The Drones, it's basically all I've been training, Drones is 5, Scout Drone Operation will be 5 in four hours -@marginoferror vexor -(I was just mining in the background while I worked my way through some IRL technical reading, in the combat ship I was already in.) -Eve Online: apparently if you go mining in an un-miningish-enough ship, people will assume you're too poor to buy one and give you money -@alethenorio kill-nine the frontmost app. Critical when an opengl program bites it -@m1sp *polite proddling* -@thezeist I assumed this would be about pointers… -@_larry0 people who live in places where water freezes in May should also not own a pool -(The problem was that a minimized full-screen program crashed and took over when I accidentally alt-tabbed to it) -@gu3st yeah if I could do that I wouldn’t be looking up commands on a second computer. -@rikardlang yeah - because a game crashed. -Someday, I *will* remember "command-option-shift-escape" without having to look it up on a second computer #osxproblems -@jb33z um………… no it’s not? Because I’m not fat. I’m objectively not eating too much. -@jb33z but I basically *never* have three meals a day -@jb33z well my soda intake is almost zero if that’s what you’re asking. Mostly drink juice. -@m1sp wat -@savagejen grats! -@xa329 probably because I’m already speaking English :p -@DrPizza I ate a frozen personal pizza for lunch every day for four years in high school. It’s part of my genetics now -@qDot lol overnight shipping -@jb33z it turns out lots of calories is a good thing when you only remember to eat once a day. -I deserve a medal for walking to the store in 91° weather to buy a frozen pizza rather than have one delivered to my door. -@securityskeptic @WeldPond one can’t rectify a decade of lax security by moving from three patch cycles a year to four. -@splicer83 @LarryBundyJr nah, you’re misreading it: if the price lowers before release, Amazon, at least, won’t shaft you. -@securityskeptic @WeldPond Enabling Java is never okay. -@FVT too little too late. Java is a mature project and it’s been Oracle’s responsibility for a few years now. -In particular, Oracle wants us to be impressed they went from 3 security patch cycles a year to 4. Vastly more secure sw than theirs does 12 -I’m deeply amused by Oracle’s optimistic spin on Java’s security https://t.co/9z3nSfPiV5 “record high of security patches!” -@chort0 a ha ha ha haaaaaaaaaa!!! Forwarding this to coworkers… -@Md1986ok TinyKeep game -@thegrugq that reminds me — you’re coming to Vegas this year right? I promise not to stare at my shoes. -@chort0 context? -@tinyblob @gsuberland wh… wh… why -@i0n1c @geekable I’m so glad those 7,994 filenames were inlined before the graphs. -@xkeepah D: -@DrPizza I am aware of humans who use them, but I wouldn’t call them a mainstay… -The “drunken bishop” algorithm behind visual ssh keys http://t.co/VV3iZGCYkf -@DrPizza oh it works, just not in a way I find particularly productive. -@trap0xf Waffle House is open during the day?! -@thezeist yeah so I guess my real complaint is the sudden implementation of special snowflake image picker -@ra6bit @mattblaze @eevee oh it absolutely counts. The grisly detail was amazing. -@sanguis3k yeah — apparently the issue is that since I’m paying pounds the bank thought I was suddenly *in* England -I got an automated fraud prevention call! It wants to know if I made a purchase in the town of Internet, United Kingdom -@ternus … your traveling salesman algorithm is broken… -Kickstarter is claiming my card was declined. I can log in to my bank and see their one dollar test charge just fine. No notices. Whaaaat -Also I have a critical case of the grumpy tonight 👿 Disregard my intense misanthropy -@bhelyer I noticed that they’re pestering me, that doesn’t mean I care about them. -@bhelyer no, I don’t use their code, I have no use for their code, it would not affect my life if their github was swallowed by Cthulhu. -@bhelyer I posted about being annoyed by yet another open source project that treats all passerby as having infinite time and interest -Hooray, more open source maintainers who believe that I owe them my time for a project I don’t care about. It’s your crummy code buddy -@DarthNull @xkcd @zygen they already covered why you can’t do it *from earth’s surface*, but we can put a projector in space… -Chrome on OSX has this new marvelous feature where it flashes my wallpaper when I change tabs! -.@zygen I’m really surprised America doesn’t just project a giant star spangled banner on the moon yet because who could stop them -@zygen I need to get a bat signal so I can complain when twitter is completely down -@mojinations yeah, I'm on autopilot, that's the idea :) -@_larry0 no, cookies are banned in favor of salmonella-safe cookie dough, which is superior in every way. -Happy compromises: reading a programming ebook while flying between points in Eve. -@PhilippBayer actually I really need to play Daggerfall (it came out when I was too young to be allowed to play games like that) -@PhilippBayer so, do all missions in broad daylight, got it. -The definition of metagame is: the NPC offers you a mission he says will be easy. The promised reward is remarkably high. Better suit up... -@m1sp @ELLIOTTCABLE I think "Blameston" is my favorite star system name yet. "Yeah sure pin it on Blameston just like you always do!" -@Packetknife I had a feeling it was her :) -@Packetknife hi -None of you objected to my assertion that I am supreme leader of earth - and that makes it true. -As supreme leader of earth I shall now ban sounds that strongly resemble IM chimes and dings from all techno -# 340251824403656704 -@sneakin I’m not playing around. I was actually trying to see the page. It gave me json. -@_JerryWood chrome on iOS, yeah. -My local bookstore is two floors… and has a built-in Starbucks… which sells cheesecake. #help -@puellavulnerata but the bondage is the best part… -@kyhwana aside from the occasional psychotic breakdown, yes :) -Click link to iOS App Store, receive spew of json. Yes, yes this is helpful -@kyhwana that was the only justification I was aware of… she was a bit too sheltered, I think. -@kyhwana the best part is she ASSUMED he did illegal drugs. The shadiest thing he ever did was give a 20yo a beer -@kyhwana this same furry friend of mine also liked to drink though and my mother seemed horrified I would hang out with him -@kyhwana nope, never had a drink in my life -@kyhwana I’m not a furry though :p I also don’t remember at all why I had a cat ears headband that day -@kyhwana … when I walked in with kitty ears she gave me a look like I said I was gay. But that didn’t happen yet. -@kyhwana well, see, there was this boy, who I was friends with, who was a furry, and I don’t know exactly what he told her about it but… -@waruikoohii I think she was mostly afeared that the young man who had told her about being a furry was corrupting my innocent youth -True story: my mother found out what furries are the same day I happened to come home in a kitty ear headband. -@kyhwana considering who the author is, I’m surprised that text isn’t really offensive (in my opinion anyway) -Hmm… furries, when did you wake up and realize you’d gone mainstream? http://t.co/3tPTtEvRR7 -@geekable @dinodaizovi do you take me for a fool? Pinkie Pie’s cutie mark is balloons -@geekable @dinodaizovi why does your pony have mp3 buttons on her pastern -@TwitterForNews well… that escalated quickly. -So apparently the twitter client suddenly needs location services because they implemented a special snowflake custom image picker -@grp also why don’t my photos just, like, not have GPS tags from the pov of a sandboxed application without location services? -@grp except that it just started this yesterday. -And the license on the back says that using the card is consent to the terms, but maybe their lawyers said to get that signature anyway… -My visa gift card is “not valid unless signed.” To what possible end? There’s no name on it. It’s not registered to anyone. -@gangstahugs I am, but it didn’t do this until yesterday. -@JZdziarski actually the phone is on 5.1 and the privacy tab was added in iOS6 or I assume so as I can’t find one :) -@JZdziarski http://t.co/cfbOpvoXNQ -@JZdziarski and you’re updated? Because I updated yesterday and it won’t let me do it. -@RSnake you realize I mean the doll I am holding right? Though I will double check with the Pinkie Pie you are probably thinking of :p -Oh, and taking a picture on the spot is different from accessing photos already stored. The prior doesn’t need location services. -People saying it doesn’t: you forgot the instructions on how to make it not do that. -Also: Twitter for iPhone now requires “location services” to use photos. It didn’t used to. Whaaaaat -I've been endorsed by famous hacker Pinkie Pie to be a judge for the Pwnie Awards - inform @dinodaizovi http://t.co/TZHidq4oUn -Got in a semi-argument on reddit and the other person used the word “presunpyious.” So now I imagine they’re an 8yo sounding it out. -@mike_acton I’m not sure. It’s just a gut reaction. I guess they have more history than most kick starting groups, though. -@mike_acton though clearly they’re not going to have any trouble convincing people to trust they’re double-good for it :p -@landley it came out a few weeks ago. -@mike_acton — beyond all shadow of a doubt before they presume to ask for more kick funding. -@mike_acton I’ve kicked dicier things for sure, but I still feel that a company should completely knock a kickstarter out of the park — -@Thedeadlybutter I think with Kickstarter one has a responsibility to backers to prove, beyond ALL DOUBT, you’re good for it -Should Double Fine really be doing a second Kickstarter before the first one is fully delivered? I realize it’s different teams, but still. -@innismir and that’s 100% totally okay with me. The burden is on cops to be adults, not on children to be adults. -I really love @verge ! The way their web page crashes my iPad’s browser EVERY TIME has doubtlessly saved me hours of reading. -@focalintent so, about my program that calculates pi… -@innismir what you want to bet a 14yo had no concept that shrinking away from unwanted touch is “resisting an officer”? -@innismir I’m not impressed with police who feel the need to arrest every child who gives them lip. That’s all it comes down to. -@innismir and he insists he was busy holding a dog at the time, how else would his arms be? But that’s not very threatening in any case. -@innismir and the point is — IN AGGREGATE there is an endless deluge of stories like this; a pattern of police overreaction. -@innismir the police freely admit they tackled him because he tensed up and turned away. Not because he sprinted or punched them or w/e -@innismir yeah, and the correct response is “excuse me, we’re still talking here.” -@innismir I’m not die-hard anti-cop. I come from a cop family. But I’m sick of their “everyone is a threat at all times” attitude. -@innismir if they can produce evidence that he had a gun, a knife, or an armed drone, I’d be happy to consider he posed a threat to officers -@a_greenberg no name? Is this literally a sample? -@innismir I am far more concerned with what is right, just, and true, than what officers can squirm out of being reprimanded for. -@innismir that’s nice. -If you can’t react to a teenager shrugging you off in a calm and reasonable matter, you *REALLY* shouldn’t be a cop… -@landley yes…? That’s the point. The book on the right implies that Linux is “rare.” -The language used by the police officer to justify tackling a 14yo holding a puppy for “resisting” is terrifying http://t.co/2VtwzfnLS1 -@dinodaizovi @0xcharlie ooh ooh pick me pick me. -@dinodaizovi “gravitational challenge” is my new euphemism -@ra6bit yeah so most of the TSA works at the TSA because they're not very bright -@ra6bit well come now everyone knows not to run with scissors. But who’s taught not to run with guns? -@TheNRAO hmm… I can’t quite put my finger on it, but this looks photoshopped. -Oh gods it blinks http://t.co/6wxADRbS4o -@Kufat http://t.co/teRRLv0bwq -I’ve actually had difficulty getting through the pointers book, and little things like that make me hesitate to recommend it… -@elliottcable hahaha. Well I’ve only lost one ship so far, not counting the ones the tutorial gives you. -@elliottcable I try. I also try not to blow all my gifted money in eve and I seem to be succeeding XD -gdi @github how am I supposed to taunt mongo developers now -http://t.co/3dXb6kOzf8 <—> http://t.co/zt11lTdg3p -Lady sees my "geek" shirt... sweetly asks me if I work at Best Buy. -@philsplace of course things will happen. That doesn't absolve the man of losing a gun in a playground. -@mr_chip @mkb I have no intention of hurting them, but they seem to lack this idea of their own personal safety -@kcarmical @_FloridaMan they do, but it’s straight up impossible to catch everything -(Everyone: whether he’s legally entitled to conceal carry is entirely besides the point that he brought and LOST a gun in a children’s park) -@spacerog right Such as… … a private park for children maybe? -“Gosh, how was I supposed to know a private park for children swarming with security guards doesn’t allow concealed guns?” - @_FloridaMan -@_larry0 I don’t think google takes longer than seven days to patch critical security vulnerabilities they are aware of -@info_dox err, not any more than before? The previous policy was 60 days -Google revises disclosure policy: if they find an in-the-wild exploit against your stuff, they will go full disclosure after seven days -@kivikakk hmm yes… I recognize some of these lines. -@mattblaze pretty sure that’s old speak -@Jono @0xcharlie he meant security researcher Jon Oberheide, who goes by ‘jono’ on IRC :) -@0xcharlie oooh someone’s in trouble. But are you sure that’s the right @Jono ? :) -The only way to cope with our commute is to model other drivers as video game enemies lacking malice rather than rational actors -@m1sp here’s another item for your juvenalia collection http://t.co/g0M7fMXghl -@amanicdroid @0x17h so THAT’S what I was doing wrong! -@_BluShine @femfreq then I'm not sure what we could be disagreeing about. -@m1sp ding ding ding http://t.co/RnAfkd73cU -@_BluShine @femfreq they are causing actual, material, measurable problems against her free speech, not just making fun of her. Harassment. -@aaronsnoswell @m1sp he is a boy from a fictional world without very many computers :), and he's a bit... dour. -@_BluShine @femfreq this story has been going on for a long, long time now, since the moment she started talking about the project. -@m1sp I'm drawing Katarosi now and she looks extremely dorky :D -@m1sp and tiny! Look at that wittle 16px Governor of Dour Town and his cape -@meursalt GIF AS IN GOD AS IN GOD'S OWN PRONUNCIATION -@elliottcable Every girl needs a CS hate blog -Also, metro seems to have... problems with gifs. -Pixel art for my slowly, slowly progressing NES project... http://t.co/mGKhddRnq2 (attn. @m1sp ) Hooray for extreme color limitations -@m1sp I'm working on Glory in the Thunder in an actual thunderstorm :D -@Forkk13 *checks profile* > Texas Insert generic remark ;) -Rewrote one of my fancy orchestra pieces as chiptune --> https://t.co/w2KWJXvrV9 -# 339859865839218688 -@Mordicant it’s… considering there’s no profound reasoning in the source code, I’d consider it borderline firing-worthy. -@Mordicant 10% of the time it will finish the exception and log it… 90% of the time it just silently returns. -@solak how did we get e-dialog’s? -@Office @MSFTnews how about the time it took to choose a wildly inappropriate, faddish font that clashes with the background? -@hackerfantastic well, renting a hotel ain’t exactly free. But in Black Hat’s case, they’re billing corporations to subsidize Other Things. -@_BluShine @femfreq … why do you suppose there’s a difference? -I think this is the first time I ever mouthed “what the HELL” looking at a single line of code https://t.co/jPDLjwNx5t via @cowtowncoder -@puellavulnerata sometimes they’re a gods-darned parody of themselves -@puellavulnerata … where is this from ? D: -@m1sp as harm none. -Freed. That word always looks wrong. Freed. Onwards my noble freed -@spacerog read my next seven tweets or so :) -@0x17h old junk is 32-bit computers that don’t act their size. -@sleepydashie they’ll make ones with integrated glasses when they go into mass production -It also looks further away than I expected it would. -Yes I could see it through my glasses, but it’s a bit faint and can’t sit right in the sweet spot. Too blurry to read without my glasses. -@sleepydashie awkward and difficult to keep lined up in the sweet spot, and it fades the image a bit. -However @focalintent has this sweet astronomy projection app on it A++ -Obligatory “I nicked Google Glass from a coworker” selfie. Unfortunately it taxes my weak right eye a bit much. http://t.co/WWnXIoNu4K -@Zavie I like how it's very explicit that this is the COMMONWEALTH of Massachusetts we're discussing. -It's been seventeen seconds and I'm not deluged by British people telling me clearly it means Boston, Lincolnshire... it must be tea time. -Google. http://t.co/tngY4zoXxi -@jenniferbn2 curse these oceans (really, Nevada is about as far from my house as England is, but it's a "domestic" flight) -@tomkrall only if I read newest-first. -@r3d4ct3d and with a pinch of luck, I will be presenting, so you will surely hear a lot about that :p -@r3d4ct3d since when do I not live tweet ANYTHING. -Reservation for Blackhat/Defcon hotel made. I'm not so broke I need to beg friends for crash space anymore :) -According to @ternus I have a doppelganger in Israel of all places. -@PiennePN @zenalbatross idk the people who survived Jurassic Park I guess -@emptythevoid doesn’t fall in enough holes to be me :) -@WTFuzz \o/ -I should request a week off just to blow through my reading queue. -“Hardcover: $92 Paperback: $70 Paperback edition not available in US or Canada.” That’s racist against rich people! -@_larry0 online. SHARE50 -zomg zomg half off at MIT press I don’t even know what to choose there’s so many -@blowdart I am aware. The point is still that the cartoon exists, not what they think of it :p -@comex haha yeah … -@blowdart sure, they mistakenly call MLP a “minor” success. But the point was that the cartoon exists. -Cartoon about a boy who gets a super hero ring but it turns him into a girl. I reckon I approve. http://t.co/UwrvrE0Z4r -The new <s>gtalk</s> hangouts UI built into Chrome is astoundingly space-inefficient. I say one word, previous line scrolls off #uirage -@AIRmusictech uhh I don't have a product key. Whence the original complaint that this is confusing. -@briankrebs what How are they even a paper then even personal blogs do that -Oh look. Apple AGAIN approves pirated, duplicate copies of an app already in their store. http://t.co/oaEPnrYWPm via @TwoLivesLeft -@zygen … nice. -@brokenhegemony @reoccupy @0x17h “all you vast majority of people who aren’t white men need to join the white men ie humanity!” #pro -Newbie @DarrenPMeyer hates Cygwin. He’s woken up in hell here at “it’s a Visual Studio project with a perl and tcl/tk dependency”-code -I had a horrible nightmare. My house flooded and all my electronics were destroyed and when I went I the store they only had Blackberries. -@attritionorg nobody’s too young for Squirrel Girl! Err… -@attritionorg what are you writing, fan mail to Squirrel Girl? -@_wirepair wut. -@mdowd now accepting donations to fulfill my dream of visiting Australia -(Just means I have to deregister the duplicates - I don't lose the book...) -Apparently I've downloaded this eBook on too many devices, which really means I uninstalled and reinstalled Kindle repeatedly -@mdowd but but but The saddest face! -You know, my little kanban app for Windows 8 has been done for a long time. I just need to make a logo for it... -@_wirepair @aaronportnoy it certainly puts my fans into high gear (if you know what I mean) -@Xecantur except the article doesn't have anything to do with strength of crypto :) -@_wirepair … who zips a 7zip?! :p -@_wirepair but Where is download -@mdowd nooo! -@m1sp_ebooks yay! -@bascule @miuaf “looking for the sort of coder who doesn’t take flak from fig trees” -@qDot what did I just read -@m1sp I found a pacifist player with this big long in-character bio. It's adorable. -# 339513178935422976 -@QuantumG it's not about trusting *me*. It's about handling customer-sensitive data. I don't go around looking for unlocked Gameboys. -@QuantumG so do code reviews, audits, and everything else that it's our job to do. -@QuantumG all I did was type in "don't leave it unlocked!" on the search screen. We handle sensitive data. -The Unlocked Fairy finds an unattended iPad. The owner returns and does not seem thankful for the Unlocked Fairy's magic blessing. -I take it the recycling bin is full http://t.co/5qiBzEKsOf -@kaepora have you solicited feedback from users? -Gmail is 502’ing… I didn’t do it this time -@casualmalexlfan @qDot I’m… guessing someone forgot to write a separate error text for “name rejected for vulgarity” -@echristo Ubuntu. -"A debugging session is active. Inferior 1 [process 2508] will be killed." Wow gdb that is a really harsh thing to call my program -"The program 'gdb' is currently not installed." But nasm was? Go figure. -@lintile it's... it's so pretty th-NO BAD ABADIDEA YOU HAVE A NICE GREEN LAPTOP FOR WINDOWS -This cutesy real-time roguelike with a focus on enemy AI is almost to its pledge goal --> http://t.co/3U5WI7niqX -@lintile the pink laptop still works just fine despite its little accident and I paid all of $50 for it brand new in the box ;) -The dynamic duo @MarkKriegsman and @focalintent are working on LED driving algorithms and cameras just can’t capture the vibrant range -@jgeorge inquire with @focalintent -I'm disappointed how pale this looks compared to IRL... typical Veracoder desk accessory. https://t.co/fXwzD63u7d -http://t.co/kvXomcqRQH I don’t agree with the final conclusion “don’t use cryptography.” We NEED it so bad. Use well-tested solutions. -@BenLaurie the first thousand are always the hardest. -I walked into a meeting and the wall was a flat screen TV with four webcam views of remote coworkers #thefuture -@m_cars I didn’t even realize the game would let you keep buy orders going that you couldn’t pay. -@_wirepair pro. -@focalintent Ohai!! -@QuantumG so when you sell the UI warns you that you're selling for 99% below average price but you're actually right on the money -@QuantumG in eve the "going price" for some cheap things is highly skewed by people trying to sell for way too much -Though the scams where they trade an item in exchange for your money AND your item seem to be largely the fault of a poor interface. -Example scam going on right now: "I'm selling for 600 isk each! Below local average!" Divide total by units, they're 6000 each. Duh. -Eve Online: flew out to Dodixie to watch the scammers. Who actually falls for these?! -@akopa it's not haskell that's bad and I know it. It's just that my creepiest stalker ever was a fanboy :p -@rantyben .... *slow clap* -According to the pi calculator I just wrote in asm, pi == 9.909090909090909090909090909090909090909090909090... . Hmm. Might need some work -@amanicdroid you're a doctor so it must be true -I need to glue a sign to my monitor: "if your asm is segfauling and you don't know why, YOU FORGOT BRACKETS AROUND A SYMBOL" -@JZdziarski @comex no, no, the reptilians. (Also, it wouldn't be a firmware patch, probably just a plist tweak) -Hmm you know it's been a few weeks since I've heard about anything getting ddos'd is it exams time or something -@stillchip @schrotthaufen no, it's straight asm. The process terminates and the OS reports a floating point error. -@schrotthaufen @stillchip well, yes, but the wording itself is what I am complaining of :p -@stillchip except I wrote the asm div instruction myself :p -# 339160383761825792 -Computer I agree that I divided by zero but I really don't see how an integer division instruction raises a floating point error -@snrson in my case it went very smoothly as it was actually a summer session for gifted teens -@panther_modern @Private_Dev most either fail out or give up after the first year -@panther_modern @Private_Dev in my experience, in the US, in a class of 20 you'll probably have one or two cheaters, but only at 101 level -And yes, I both taken CS101 and TA'd it :) -@panther_modern @Private_Dev how common cheating is in CS actually depends very much on what country we're talking about -.@Private_Dev the sorts of students who cheat at CS 101 frequently show a startling inability to remember the structure w/o a template. -In this case it was an otherwise complete program that omitted "int main() {" and final "}". That would probably stump most CS 101 cheaters. -@puellavulnerata it's a completely 100% working answer. It just omits main() { } in an otherwise complete file with includes and all. -I suspect some stackoverflow answers contain deliberately noncompiling code, to stop kids from simply copy-pasting as homework. -@dancapper @xthread @dakami you set ONE COMPUTER ON FIRE on camera... -@MarkKriegsman whenever "rep stosd" became a thing, which I'm guessing was 386. -@MarkKriegsman ... hey it's still cool even if it uses an operating system because it works on multiple operating systems w/o modification -My asm program has one unit test: did it segfault y/n -@DaKnObCS I know! They won't reassign me their IP block for some reason... -@DaKnObCS twasn't me! however did you actually notice that though :p -@thoward37 they better well read mine. Because my comments are hee-larious. -How self-praising are my comments in an asm program allowed to be? Is "look at that smooth devil" a little too far? :p -I think Amazon and Google are conspiring to hide the one page I want from the preview of a sixty dollar book -@comex kids these days, all think their elders are crazy… -It’s a beautiful day to go for a walk and have a mild allergic reaction to all the freshly cut grass. -@comex bet what's a coincidence? The behavior has objectively changed and I don't remember updating anything. -@comex then suddenly on Friday it stopped doing that and the VPN has not shut down no matter how long the device sleeps -@comex My VPN used to always aggressively shut down and I complained about it on Twitter a lot -@pmjordan don’t have a carrier -In particular I’m confused because I’ve never seen an iOS device silently change behavior before without an explicit update step. -@pmjordan I use the built in VPN -So did Apple push out a silent change to how my iOS VPN works? http://t.co/MOHWsnq4AA because it’s been days and it’s still going -@mattapuzzo @jenvalentino @thegrugq you better bet your bottom dollar you’re effectively a criminal in this day and age. -@m1sp hugglepoke -@rantyben yes, the difference is that everything I do, I do stone cold sober... which makes it even funnier IMO. -@zanelackey should I laugh or share sympathies? -@rantyben aaaaaand there it is. -@rantyben I feel lie this tweet is your version of my “I’m going to try something with a lighter” -@dakami well, the universe is expanding, so everything has to be moving apart. -@borgmamel @0x17h I think that’s more a basic limitation of storytelling format -@attritionorg and they say *my* after-midnight tweets are weird… -@rogueclown @niteshad the ad was insinuating that inorganic minerals are useless to your body because they’re inorganic, duh! #iron #irony -I find Haskell to be triggering. Yes, in the tumblr social justice sense. Loooong story, creepy dude. -* Start reading a paper on a spigot algorithm for pi * Surprise! It’s actually a Haskell propaganda tract http://t.co/ewWhGP9PDr -Just saw a health nut ad to “learn the difference between organic and inorganic minerals.” I guess they want me to take amber pills. -Check chapter 13 for what these people are advocating for “active defense” of intellectual property http://t.co/AN4N5C4RIh (hint: malware) -@Raxphiel I've never reached the "second job" stage of any game, actually... -@mdowd I pay you to audit code, not grammar (I don't pay you) (But you're still welcome to audit my code anytime) -@mdowd It's called "Victorian subtitling" geez http://t.co/D68NTFLkeA -@EntroX -- @m1sp and I briefly joined, but they were very suspicious of us and wouldn't give us any actual fleet location info XD -In which 0xabad1dea writes a love letter to her space ship. http://t.co/5Xf0wYa8jy -@comex I don't feel like teaming up with random strangers though :) -Also, today my husband said: "wow, you're STILL playing eve?" Apparently this was genuinely unexpected. -I think I need to start a corp in Eve just so people will stop inviting me to theirs... #antisocial -@JackLScanlan here’s your cookie for reminding me I don’t know everything -@WhiteMageSlave zomg did you know that Resetti says something specific in Brawl if the camera leaves him behind -Smash Art: I summon the dark fury of the Reset Button http://t.co/gBUwDA3QN9 -@Mr_Reed_ probably was back in Virginia. But yes 25 is exactly right :) -@Mr_Reed_ I like that you assume this was the year it came out — for all you know I could be sixteen :p -True story: when I was 14 my grandmother said I wasn’t allowed to play Morrowind because it looked too scary. So I raised the gamma. -But graaaaandmaaaa video games are SUPER educational. I can sing the whole Brawl theme in Latin -# 338804188068864000 -A sad chiptune https://t.co/oxaGvZMhLd "Not another hymn!" - @inversephase in about thirty seconds -@raudelmil No, it disappears *when you click Not Spam*. -@AIRmusictech your website is confusing and you should feel bad. It should say VERY CLEARLY, UP FRONT I can't just buy Ignite. -@infosecjerk @puellavulnerata they can’t implement in a bad context what they don’t know. -@PresidentHoodie peanut butter pop tarts?!? Oh gods want why doesn’t my store have them -Anyone know @jonmatonis ? His account has clearly been hacked and it’s just sitting there… -@MrToph well it’s not wrong. -@kvegh syncing flags is hard! -@pchengi and is *no longer on the screen I was just using to read it* -Eve warps your sense of scale really fast. “These maniacs have TWO space stations orbiting the SAME moon! How can they live so crowded” -@friestog so what?!?! It's fundamentally broken UI. It doesn't just violate Principle of Least Surprise, it throws it on the ground & spits -I should emphasize: *disappears*. It completely vanishes from my sight. It's gone. Poof. No more wordsies for me to readsies -@friestog it DISAPPEARS. I was STILL READING IT. -Dear gmail: 1) view legit mail in spam folder 2) instinctively click "not spam" 3) it disappears and remains "read" DO YOU SEE THE PROBLEM? -@puellavulnerata they were really popular in the 90s for blinging denim jackets :p -@vathpela you're actually close enough to my house to have done it so are you joking or -@puellavulnerata a bedazzler is a glue gun for children for sticking rhinestones on things. -Should I even ask how the beer box in my living room got bedazzled? -Someone made a smiley face out of sale stickers on the shopping cart return sign. I like this human. -Eve Online: I destroyed a shield generator! It dropped some loot! It dropped ... ... ... ... ... ... ... dairy products. -@Ruzvay @Kufat still counts ;) -@Ruzvay @Kufat a bad password is a bad password is a bad password no matter what technology it is implemented with -Ten points for style, minus three for spelling, anonymous hacker. http://t.co/XS5Tr12Wb3 via @Kufat -@m1sp I see you there. Stop being so afk on teh chats! -@savagejen it takes anywhere from weeks to years. I’m pretty sure the letters are normal to ward off being pestered about it -Sleep in late, receive dream vision of new static analysis algorithm. Good deal. -@rantyben in my opinion, only specific threats against specific people count as “not free speech”; that image not specific enough. -@kikitheman it helped me a lot in the Angry Newly Unconverted Phase. -@thegrugq @snare what did you do to make youtube prompt about opening in an external application -@thegrugq @snare #jokeexplainerexplainer -It's two in the morning and my biggest problem in life is: but who wrote the anonymous IOCCC entry of 1984? -@wimremes sigh -@wimremes wut, what did they confiscate ? -I wonder who at @StateDept got stuck tweeting after midnight on a Saturday night ;) -@snare your question answers itself -@m1sp o.o -@YourMomBot you have no idea -@sanguis3k for me that would be a fail :p -@Ionustron ... so I think the secret of my style is a stalwart refusal to actually study the "correct" way to do it ;) -@Ionustron I have no idea what I'm doing, I just am make square go wooOOOooOOOooo :p -@Ionustron well I already finished it --> https://t.co/AFbYL4C5XR <-- it's just another little RPG loop :) -@Xaosopher sure but is it legaerrrr ethical? -@Kosta_Kosta_ yup. Though safe to assume it refers to my husband lacking further context :p -I need to get some sort of decibel-based shock collar for Dear Husband and Delightful Housemate. -@tpw_rules played with it once, didn't like it... I actually prefer a few simple generators I have good control over... -@demize95 well you can never 100% avoid morons but you can come reasonably close :p -@demize95 basically, the "advice animal" parts attract the most morons. And there are actual MRA boards, of course, it's a free country. -@demize95 oh they're there. It's entirely a question of which subreddit you're on. They're distinct mini-universes. -I call this a "one laptop battery chiptune" because that's how long I spent on it. https://t.co/AFbYL4C5XR -@sakjur oh and the backpain. Oh and being accused of dressing improperly, wearing a normal t-shirt. -# 338444267460648960 -@sakjur It's like being really fat but only in one spot. Fitting nightmare. -@sakjur Indeed. If I go to the store, most of the dresses etc simply won't fit me. -@apiary I'm writing music! -On that note, I am probably the only reddit user who subscribes to this subset... http://t.co/c0jpzyflkc -@chead ..... :( -Never date someone until you see what subreddits they subscribe to. -@lindgrenM we've had zero problems and everything is great :) -Chiptune problems: halp my square waves are canceling each other out -Once again, half the company is here playing Drunk Quest, and I'm playing Avoid Drunks So I Can Write Music Quest #antisocial -Frustration that this Saturday is slipping by because it's rainy and I'm low-energy. Suddenly recall that I apparently have the Monday off. -Whoever wrote all the wikipedia entries on the different musical keys seems to think that music only happened in the 19th century. -@akopa well in my opinion their priorities don't make sense so no :p -@wgl8 and yes, at one point, a few years ago, in America, my electricity was going out a few times a week. -@wgl8 my access to water, electricity, internet, and health care went up when I ditched Ruralia. And so did my extra money. -@ameaijou the number of times I will need to *offhandedly* know the size of a criminally dangerous cipher is likely zero :p -@ameaijou it’s a certification that one holds a general USEFUL knowledge of IT security that can be put to use in general practice; -@ameaijou @veorq and is frequently accused of being… behind the times. Like so. -@ameaijou @veorq CISSP is a certification to do a job, not a four-year degree in theory. -@oh_rodr @thegrugq fortunately they let you count the nodes and don’t make you guess if that’s 500 meters away or 200… -I just wrote this very long rant on generational spending differences and tumblr failed to post it. Probably for the best. -@thegrugq I actually don’t have a license. Because I have poor depth perception. -@benwmaddox I like computers. -@me_irl I think I just searched Bluetooth keyboard mouse on amazon -@8bitstatic I have no opinion, actually… -@ezchili you northerners and your summer “evening”… -@angelXwind why would I want to make my most secure computer not very secure anymore? :) -@angelXwind nope. Never. -@Xaosopher rural is the worst -@jjarmoc fair -@8bitstatic in my case I had to run an efi recovery utility after Mint installed to put windows back on the boot list -@8bitstatic that laptop dual boots. If you get one with EFI instead of BIOS, do some googling to make sure your distro will dual correctly -Of course, I had to move to make the idea of not having a car viable. Don’t be both rural and a lover of technology. -@8bitstatic anyway I play Guild Wars 2 on low settings on my $300 laptop and it’s okay -@8bitstatic Skyrim is one of those games that’s a five-year benchmark :) -(Yes, I understand that if no one bought new cars, there wouldn’t be any used cars :p ) -@angelXwind the VPN is completely separate from the wifi, it aggressively shuts down more than the wifi does.m -@8bitstatic for $500 you can get a laptop that will play most games, but not Skyrim and other very intensive ones -@Kufat the bus, remember? Because we escaped rural hell. -@8bitstatic iPad, laptop, more laptop, more iPad, etc. -(We have a car now, and it’s used. Why do people even buy new cars?) -Older folk called me a “big spender” for buying a $500 computer twice a year, while their car payment was $500 a month and mine zero. -Quote from this article of several months ago, on the mystery of why people like me put off a car as long as possible http://t.co/JpyAq7XQbQ -“I don’t believe that young buyers don’t care about owning a car. We just think nobody truly understands them yet.” — only a marketer… -The true risk of Google Glass http://t.co/TLnOG5aIcq -Larry Page: “your dang privacy is getting in the way of my goals!” Eric Schmidt: “Fight for your privacy!” http://t.co/d6oQ4vwCFj -@myfreeweb I promise I would not be expressing confusion if I had just updated my iOS. -Two people suggested “ghost of Steve Jobs” within ten seconds of each other. -All of the sudden the iPad is keeping the VPN up across device sleeps. What did I do right? -I’m glad I found out DH invited my *manager* over for cards before I went downstairs half-dressed -@m1sp and your very next tweet… lol -@m1sp slice of life comics, which are popular in Japan. -@SarahAnneWillia @WhiteMageSlave agreed, stranger. I had a serious case of zora-kin at the time -@0x60 nope that’s right :) -I'm still working on that Paper Mario/Touhou cover btw. But I have no idea if I am make sound good??? https://t.co/CoHXbzxTRb -oh no I restarted Chrome and for some reason the font size of the URL bar is very. slightly. bigger. #uirage -@comex you can come fly with us :) -@m1sp "The Caldari would rather die than have their plans go to the Gallente!" They hate us for our freedom -@xa329 newest and it's a kindle edition, chapter one first volume, immediately before the section on unicode -Does health insurance cover Gamer's Elbow? -@PiersonBro I think the game is using the premise that everyone has essentially unlimited CPU, so there's no uncrackable crypto. -@PiersonBro well presumably computers aren't going to get twice as fast every 18 months for the next *several thousand years* -@PiersonBro don't know; cryptography has accomplished what was assumed impossible a few times already in the past century. -My favorite thing about Eve Online is that they have instantaneous interstellar communications but never solved the key distribution problem -@spacerog Adobe is Not As Bad As They Used To Be and Verizon screws up our billing Only Occasionally. -@H0lyPuma oh, are they still around? -@comex is so -@comex Google! So lackadaisy and inconsistent -@oh_rodr I see you there -@0x30n is utterly perfect in every way! -Oracle has bad process. Twitter is flaky. Apple is too secretive. Nintendo can't design a system interface. MS is bloated. Who did I miss? -Oh my gods this is too precious a tweet accusing twitter of being flaky was sent to drafts -Sometimes I say something negative about a company and someone who works there favorites it and I'm not sure what to make of that -I like the Windows Internals book's fantasy that most users and *administrators* will never need to edit the registry directly. -Intel rings 1 and 2 are very lonely. -# 338081226126659584 -@Kurausukun things that should take a minute like adding a new wifi end up taking fifteen to twenty >.< -@Kurausukun once I've spent seventeen years navigating endless menus that take forever to load and get to the ACTUAL GAME, it's fine! -@lukas2511 but the file does exist, and it does have a colon in its name. -SCORE!!! Free skillpoints in eve for downtime while I wasn't playing! -@m1sp ring ring ring ring ring ring ring melissa phone -So Windows has a "taskbar" and "task manager" but nowhere else are they called tasks ... Not quite #uirage but a bit odd. -@thegrugq it's one of those things you need to get in touch with your feminine side for -@fwsudia what did I break now? :D -@sakjur yup -Those asking if the Sprite is from my purse: it has been on my desk as long as the snowflake design suggests. -@k0ck4 mostly online video games. -Somewhere in the Wii-U is a cute and simple touch-driven operating system who wonders where its life went wrong -@dangoodin001 @vogon @jeremiahg I was under the impression Apple paid for that rather than develop their own at the time. -@jeremiahg @dangoodin001 I think one could reasonably say IE is included in the Windows licensing price -@Kufat *hug* -@Dykam I like the way you think. -@blowdart well they ought. But it turns out I do wear other colors ;) -@spangborn http://t.co/g8nKwpVe6P -@blowdart I’m a large men’s, so, extra large woman’s, which many don’t stock. -@sebasmonia @MeryPopppins un poco. -@blowdart yeah so I'm 5'10" and of stout frame - the drop of Swedish really shows -@blowdart depends on how big the girly t shirts go, as I am probably a lot taller than you think :) -@chc40 we sent them our notes on how the Kuaiyong pirate utility was circumventing drm -@grp @tapbot_paul I have your shirts muahaha -I thought my radios had arrived, I got the box half open before I noticed the return address was 1 Infinite Loop http://t.co/mfsNF7Adlx -@Wxcafe I'm allergic to cola ... -Things found in my purse just now: just the bare necessities http://t.co/1es3FQl2mQ -@tpw_rules lol I see you missed the fun... check my profile's image carousel -@tpw_rules Terrible Netbook, Post Fire Event -@maxtch well I gave up trying to fill it with wax after it caught fire. -!!!!! The USB port STILL WORKS if you push hard enough -@maxtch sure, but it's nice that it has both wifi and ethernet and three USB ports and a keyboard and mouse all at the same time -@maxtch heheh - I was trying to follow the tutorial video for sealing wax - but clearly I don't have that expert touch :) -@innismir @MrToph do you mean A Bad Idea or Toph? -@MrToph forgive the sales department, for they know not what they do -If you create "aux.exe" (one of the forbidden filenames) in cygwin then run it in cmd.exe, the error is that it violates your trust settings -@JZdziarski also, it would be 8 + 3 + no null terminator in a real dos implementation :) -@ColinTheMathmo well, I’m *trying* to break software, it’s just breaking before that software even runs :) -@JZdziarski it’s Cygwin. -@nullwhale true story: my cubemate @fredowsley tried very hard to light my ponies on fire with thermite. -@blowdart it's not my fault over twenty years of development wasn't enough to prepare Windows for me -cmd.exe has no idea what to do with this thing either. -@mof18202 cmd.exe doesn't get it either. But I somehow created this file in the first place -@vogon The filename, directory name, or volume label syntax is incorrect. -So I can't delete it because it doesn't exist, but I can't create it because it already exists. That's... that's deep, Cygwin. -I think I broke Windows http://t.co/A3SzStVk5e (again) -Well I’ve discovered new and exciting ways to break the filename before bit9 even gets a chance to refuse to run it -@p0wnlabs it apparently does, as I get an error in the form of (primary name) (unicode square) (alternate stream name) is not approved -I’m probably the first person to ever complain of this: Cygwin’s bash doesn’t support autocomplete of NTFS alternate stream filenames! -@no_structure yes, but simply running them from in bash generates that bash did a no-no -@dangoodin001 clients like tweetbot support “mute” which omits their timeline tweets but not their mentions of you -Bizarrely, the ‘mv’ command in Cygwin triggers bit9 as me trying to execute the argument, but not ‘cp’ -@apiary I can compile anything from source and run it but that’s cheating -Trying to break bit9 for sport. I feel like there must be a way to leverage the fact that Cygwin is approved -@duckinator @m1sp I can’t even dislike them I’m just so puzzled -@nullwhale lol bonus points if they’re bootleg -@spacerog @SEA_Leaks4 @itvlondon in all fairness, twitter two factor doesn’t work with all British carriers. -Babies: why do you throw things ? -A statistically significant portion of my trips to the mall include retrieving something a baby threw when the parent wasn't looking -@NationalistPony just remember… it was the taming of religion and in-group supremacism that gave you the freedom to be openly gay. Bye. -@kcarmical gods yes. No I don’t know why. -Because I’ll be honest “I like nationalism… and Twilight Sparkle” is just a bit outside my notion of great tastes that taste great together -Am I a bad person if I poke conservative bronies like a science experiment to see what they say -@NationalistPony @m1sp but you *do* put the word “nationalist” right in your handle, so you know, individuality, not your thing I guess? -@NationalistPony @m1sp Yeah they like the same things most humans do it turns out including choice concerning family -Honestly I would be in favor of Google getting its own root at this point. It’s probably just IE6 and Friends holding them back… -@NationalistPony @m1sp @tomblackuk oh wow again! Telling his fellow gays what gays prefer. The idea is to have the FREEDOM to marry, silly… -@NationalistPony @m1sp oh wow I think the entire point of that letter just went whoosh -Google is changing all certificates, including who the root is, on August 1st. Go adjust your hard-coded scripts http://t.co/QuEJ57uOGA -@siuying nope, it began with “My hobby:” and had no at-sign -@hemantmehta for another, that’s an extension of the “but you have nothing to hide, right?” justification of invasive surveillance -@hemantmehta for one thing, it’s basically impossible to not make a mistake, especially if you have a business or organization. -@Tomi_Tapio I found it physically difficult to tap on this photo to expand -@m1sp @profoundlypaige @JackLScanlan http://t.co/sm6XIlnf3v apparently we’re all peas in a basket or however that saying goes -Twitter isn’t letting me tweet with the “you can’t send a message to people who aren’t following you” message -@m1sp @tomblackuk @NationalistPony you don’t need to be gay to make a mockery of institutionalized marriage! My husband and I do every day -@m1sp @tomblackuk @NationalistPony because religion and nationalism have such a good track record of accepting different lifestyles. -@tomblackuk @NationalistPony @m1sp this is incredible. In the most literal sense. -@m1sp @JackLScanlan they can’t be one species. Clefairy is from space! -@mdowd my job description is cheating at the halting problem -@FiloSottile the sealing wax caught fire, yes. -@FiloSottile I did -@thegrugq he was busy playing video games… he realized mid-match what I was doing -@geekable I never received the original tweet… -@areyoutoo -- until I had turned the filing cabinets upside down looking for an answer -@areyoutoo if someone called me and asked when a bridge that just collapsed was last inspected, I wouldn't say "I don't know" -- -@JastrzebskiJ hacking power sources? Who gave them THAT idea? -@puellavulnerata @dani0xE … the sad thing is I can totally see the DHS afraid that terr’rists might use video games. -Unfortunately the news link broke. But the Department of Transportation “doesn’t know” when the bridge that collapsed was last inspected. -@DrPizza that’s a funny way to spell google employee… -@akTed_ experiment aborted: laptop is on fire -“The Department of Transportation is not sure when the bridge was last inspected.” http://t.co/Ayk8qvDXA9—208760201.html -@_wirepair one does not simply optimize X -So I have a pirate skull stamp and some fresh soot http://t.co/CKcqA9IJXm -@Zavie testing if one can "disable" it with wax and remove the wax and it will still work -@rob_rix (really though I got it off Ali Express, search netbook and sort by price) -@rob_rix a) China b) your corner store, and also China -@malbolgia it's sealing wax; it's supposed to melt and drip. Didn't go quite like in the video. -Hello new followers. I'm actually a professional researcher. I swear. Stop looking at me like that. You set ONE pink toy laptop on fire--- -So when I called it the ultimate "burner" laptop... -@thegrugq @dakami the ocean, I usually see good sunsets at the ocean. -@Souley Classy. -Let's get an instant replay to see where exactly 0xabad1dea went wrong tonight. http://t.co/EGYRMjdEsc -.@_wirepair @IPvFletch I wasn't sure if the wax would hurt it or not. Which is why I victimized the Terrible Laptop -@dipidoo I did buy actual sealing wax. -. @IPvFletch testing an idea of filling a port with wax to temporarily prohibit it with tamper evidence -And yes, I stopped to take a picture of the USB port on fire before I put it out. http://t.co/5OR7lnlSxg -I lit the candle too well and fire dripped down with the wax and caught the plastic on fire. So, hypothesis remains untested -Hypothesis: it is safe to fill a USB port with hot wax. Result: I can't be trusted with anything ever. http://t.co/cs3YlIHTLm -I lit my USB port on fire -.@kyhwana in that case it's working -Bad news: either I don't know how lighters work, or it's dead. -@nikitab sort of... Google "smart book arch" -Good news: I *found* the lighter. He can't impede science. -Going to go ask my husband for a lighter for Science; bet you $5 he won't let me use one without adult supervision. -@_wirepair @jesster_king that reminds me, I was going to experiment with pouring hot wax into its ethernet port tonight -@essobi @jesster_king I think I misread it. Oh well, what's four dollars. -Correction- LIKE my $50 laptop, but with half the ram- $35 - http://t.co/TdjHGL1g7I - screenshots are fake- via @jesster_king - expires soon -Effectively irrevocable SSL certificates http://t.co/vXxpCFVLxe -@m1sp well with five drones I can now literally instantly destroy the weakest ships -@Kufat maybe you’re transethnic Irish -@ioerror you? Cynical? I can’t see it :) -@Kufat I suspect it’s because you’re tall. -I suspect there’s a strong correlation between not liking Luigi and being the oldest sibling -Bonus smash art: Luigis gonna creep http://t.co/Qt1tx84eyt -Tonight's smash art: slaying the dragon http://t.co/m4rUGPqmTH -# 337714438746558464 -@HyShai … if he’s not a pedophile then sure ? Especially okay if he’s not the only adult. -The message sent by “we’ll allow gay teens, but not gay adults” is “we’re hoping we can straighten you out before it’s too late!” -@herodfel I’m afraid this is an untested area subject to case law. Because Nintendo 64 ain’t have system updates. -@nickdepetrillo @dakami because it’s a) duplicating work so everyone loses b) frankly dangerous to not share ? -If I were a kid on a “turn timer” for the Wii-U, 75% of my hour turn would have just been used on that update and my brother would cackle -@nickdepetrillo @dakami and they should be… sharing… that… data…? Why WOULDN’T you -@blowdart that’s the legendary Microsoft efficiency -@blowdart also “another office move” is the most Microsoft tweet ever -@blowdart maybe I have a small frame geez -Wii-U has a serious case of Microsoft Time: “14 seconds remaining … … … <five minutes later> under one minute remaining” -Let’s play Wii-U: Do you want to firmware update? <yes> Close current software? <yes> Do you want to firmware update? <yes> -@jdiezlopez … I can’t even tell if you’re trolling :p -@SheriefAlaa_ see @NedGilmore : “it’s not Always On! Except your games won’t work anyway, so…” -I look forward to a datacenter outage causing my game to go literally dark because the light physics were being calculated server side -Why put a stronger video card on the Xbone when you can just back it with a thirty thousand node computing cloud? http://t.co/Zoyi7UC7y5 -@oh_rodr oh, I’m not disputing their utility; I owned their manuals when I was younger. -@nickdepetrillo @dakami that’s the sort of thing that it shouldn’t matter what “country” you’re in. -And yes, Boy Scouts have been expelled for being atheists before. To my understanding, it’s not universally enforced. -@oh_rodr @JimJam1394 anyway google “boy scouts expel atheist” for a bunch of individual examples -@oh_rodr @JimJam1394 … yes. -Boy Scouts of America: “Okay. You can be gay. If you’re a minor. And you had better be a GODLY gay.” -@dakami @sneakin I buy spaceship insurance… in Eve Online… -@kivikakk @m1sp and, it feels so much softer than ice, it’s hard to explain. -@kivikakk @m1sp I consider this genuinely unfortunate! There’s nothing quite so entrancing as falling snow -@dakami http://t.co/dH6infxZCF insight into our minds… -@Kufat I’m just going by https://t.co/ZWUSl52wFC -@dakami here’s a super quick approximation of what I see http://t.co/p5MFnJCCUI -@dakami IDK; I think the sun looks bigger at sunset but I haven’t seen many unobstructed sunsets in my life -@dakami I see it. My dad sees it so strongly he swears it cannot be in his brain but in optics no matter what scientists say :p -Little things that drive me nuts: fake equalizers in music players that mean “it’s playing” but they have no relation to the sound #uirage -@dakami the leading theory is that the illusion is due to the mind modeling the sky as a shallow bowl -@grayj_ @miuaf this thread was originally sparked by a job posting. It’s one of those faddish words startups use -@grayj_ @miuaf few people sit there and say “I’m going to use gendered terms today, because BOY am I sexist!” -@grayj_ @miuaf but that’s precisely the point. People don’t THINK about it because it’s never been pointed out what they’re doing. -@grayj_ @miuaf as a craftswoman: thanks for not wasting any effort on my trivial concerns. -@dakami most people perceive the moon to be dramatically larger on the horizon than at its zenith; you don’t ? -@Schabse no, that’s definitely an abuse of their terms :p -We blow up people in other countries because they pose an imminent threat, being only thousands of miles away and sipping tea at the time ! -@0x17h anything and everything. It's always there, especially when you're in an office with hundreds of machines... -@0x17h I'm not transmitting anything? -@DrPizza it's a scientific image of highly non-compressible data. YouTube would just make it blurry -@zeroday that maximum size is actually quite low, like, 15mb I think -Apparently if you have enough viewers on Google Drive, you'll eventually get an "anonymous nyan cat" -@DrPizza in my opinion it's not very interesting when small and blurry. -Here, you can download it, but apparently not view inline https://t.co/aTTySZFwbP let's see if y'all break my Google Drive too -@grp it's like eight colors to begin with -@grp too blurry -@Schabse well that was fast -@landley yup. -Huge (112MB) gif of the cheap netbook booting and blasting an FM music station at ~100.5mhz off the air https://t.co/wpJrCWwpgU -I just made the most amazing gif of the netbook's boot sequence in EM. Unfortunately it's 112MB and even @imgur gold won't take that -I have been informed that children these days refer to life "back in the nineteens" -@VolumetricSteve heheh I love it, but only because I don't actually have to use it for anything ;) -@bobpoekert ... that stretches the definition of 'netbook' :p -@mof18202 all the tutorials say to copy a restore image to an SD card and boot from that to fix Windows -@VolumetricSteve you now know as much as I do: http://t.co/cgIyc56bbi -@mof18202 it has flash; I suspect it's literally an SD card glued down. -@VeronicaDire there's no interface to even change those to begin with as far as I can tell -Just noticed the Terrible Netbook has a reset pinhole on the bottom. What does it reset exactly? -Just had to refresh Twitter for Windows 8's Connect tab twenty-seven times for one day's worth. PLEASE test your UI with real accounts! -@locks @glyph @roguelynn “They have a bug in their code. Do you know how to contact them?” <— conjugated exactly as plural they -@grsecurity hey, my ex found vulns in X! -Change his wallpaper to a koala, change his wallpaper to a koala, change his wallpaper to a koala early in the mornin’ -What shall we do with an unlocked desktop, what shall we do with an unlocked desktop, what shall we do with an unlocked desktop early in— 🎶 -@eqe already have some in Sweden, it’s working out well -@bertjwregeer nope. There exist computers with different banks of ram that are fundamentally different. Went out of fashion though -Realize that implementing the system of a European country will be roughly 50x as difficult. America is consistency Hard Mode. -I think the American public school system as we know it is absolutely horrible. The problem is what can we do that isn’t even more classist -@DrPizza and normally that’s fine, not everything is international news. But it adds a counter-perspective to shocking international news. -@DrPizza well, from an *international* perspective, we didn’t hear of it right after it happened. -@Packetknife well, the free sample cuts off before he explains what to replace them with that won’t further disenfranchise the poor -It’s that time of year where my arms are pockmarked by dozens of tiny bug bites that don’t hurt but I can see the scabs -@m1sp wrapping in braces isn’t particularly hard :) -@b3ll @comex an astonishing portion of electronics on sale in China rip Apple icons directly :( -@m1sp “break can be used with any labeled statement” sounds like you can implement goto if you really want to -Wait. JavaScript has labels. But not goto. But you can break or continue to a label. Which is goto. What -@H0lyPuma get on Ali Express and sort by price :) -@DrPizza really I love it, it is perfect SSH device -I can’t get another $50 Netbook because I’d have to pay shipping too! -So the question is: what should I spend my anonymous $50 debit card on? -@philpraxis @thegrugq I see a bow and arrow, but other than that I can’t make it out -@ra6bit I didn’t learn this from eve because storage in space stations is inexplicably free and unlimited -@ra6bit things I didn’t learn from eve: also consider the costs of storing them safely for 20 years vs. what else you could do -@ra6bit except each one’s existence would drive down the price a little more! I learned this from eve. -@Packetknife well that’s a tragedy. But I try not to source my tragedies from sites with marquee gif banners… -@BomuBoi oh my gods you just filled me with so much retro programmer rage -(Yes I realize there are $60 games on Steam, of which I paid $60 for exactly one, Skyrim.) -@dakami wish I had as much money as such a “toy problem” generates :p -Everyone. Here is the difference between Xbone account lock-in and Steam account lock-in: fifty five dollars. Sometimes fifty-nine. -@dmca @kivikakk but there is some bogus kivikakk: @kivikakk_ebooks -Whoa they gave me a $50 prepaid card for a blog post. Everyone who said blogging isn’t a viable career is wrong ! -@m1sp and @WhiteMageSlave and I did the same with snowball items in an mmo XD -@m1sp it’s from a Calvin and Hobbes comic where he stores snowballs in the freezer so he can save them for when least expected -@m1sp where’s my cookie for being hemisphere-inclusive -@m1sp should keep stockpiling them so they're like snowballs in July :p wait, down under, like snowballs in January...? -@L0sPengu1n0s nexus 7 -@LowestCommonDen several, but in this case, my job’s corporate blog -@securitygen @McSkeets it is, but the actual tools are only available internally, without them I just bust out the disassembler :p -@ScaleItRon it makes sense when you have more than one kind of memory -@bertjwregeer different banks of ram. -@dakami … i* -@pat_wilson @DrPizza @travisgoodspeed as implementations of C :) -@pat_wilson @DrPizza well @travisgoodspeed is dropping the chip models so you can dispute it with him ;) -@pat_wilson yes, but that is not what I asked ;) -Okay are there any real world implementations of C where pointers to different types are different sizes -@Netbus yeah, it’s less black -Thank you Android, I get the idea http://t.co/abe8nSAWdH -@m1sp I feel far too much like I actually accomplished something for having my “Gallente special forces” certificate -@The1TrueSean just keep in mind your Bandwidth Privilege. -@bobpoekert … so that’s what that little critter is from… -@bobpoekert I think that was for the best… -@The1TrueSean Dude. I was on dialup until I left for college in 2006. -Long review (with bar charts!) of asm.js http://t.co/hPPMRFatry -And of course my iPad is worth, like, over three hundred vaxen. -I like how the Dhrystone benchmark returns results in units of vaxen -@ch1gg1ns to me it’s just a tacky heavy-handed sci fi with rubber suits about young ladies getting themselves killed for some immortal guy -@nrr those dirty homophones, always sounding the same -@ch1gg1ns hate it. So better I exclude it. -@sergeybratus I try not to let Rikki Tikki Tavi inform my international policy too much -.@Twirrim “Being a woman. Being a man. Middle class. Poverty.” -@TechJournalist absolutely not, tis a silly show -Actually my entire conception of British culture is the superset containing Charles Dickens and Harry Potter -@Twirrim it was The Sun I was just looking at -I always assumed the journalism style in Harry Potter was deliberately absurd, but you know, real British newspapers do sound like that… -I just went from over three thousand unread mails in my gmail to under two hundred in a few minutes. Because it turns out only bots email me -@CyberiAccela that's pretty much what just happened I think -Apparently I won some sort of award at work because you people click my blogs so uh thanks -@dakami I suspect it actually would, since the example they gave was "you there in the blue sweatshirt" -@C0deH4cker @H2CO3_iOS you are a bad person -That's one oooold svn repo. https://t.co/drrQhgC6g9 -# 337356244278976515 -@zygen but aren't I logging in directly through twitter itself when I log in through the mobile web interface? -In fact I'm nominated the completely undocumented "snlflg" as the most C-ish variable of all time -@DrPizza I am interested in make browser go more fast, don't worry :p -I shouldn't be surprised that the source of the first self-hosting C compiler is so... cryptic. https://t.co/3tVv8L3Z9H -.@nemof @jordan_newfield plot twist: next sign just out of view: “If we were not so well-educated, we’d write like this:” -@mof18202 also, logout on the mobile website is inexplicably hidden on your profile page -@mof18202 this doesn’t describe the workflow I had at all… -@rhcp011235 it’s been completely unplugged for most of that. -Mildly disconcerted that my Mobile Twitter login cookie is still valid on the Wii-U after… months -@DrPizza ooh, gimme a hint -Also I can’t get a Sunspider score for the Wii-U because several of the tests fail entirely -The Wii-U browser just said to me “hi there, haven’t seen you in a while.” Passive-aggressive electronics: EXACTLY what my life was missing -@tojarrett @MarkKriegsman 🏆 -@Hyder_Khan actually my nickname in school was Misty… -@Hyder_Khan haha wat -@WhiteMageSlave the computer gave me Hat Jigglypuff, apparently my subconscious assumes it’s you -@0xcharlie I just award myself pwnies whenever I’m down, don’t you ? -@WeldPond of course it was… -@nullset2 assuming it can export jpeg to real services and not just proprietary format to Nintendo Magical Portal To Nowhere -Conga Line of Pain (I main Zelda, can you tell?) http://t.co/pDTq0lZVS5 -@optshiftk @VTPG that's my middle name, don't wear it out 😜 -See photographic avatar. “He looks like he’d work at Apple.” View profile. Yup, he works at Apple. #acertaintype -Smash Bros gives me THREE Snakes as opponents? That’s random like stop and frisk is random -@Ask_WellsFargo I realize this is a generic response but really the text on that page is in general quite poor -“According to Nintendo, it’s the Year of Luigi.” “Wow, glad that’s not MY zodiac year.” -Oh wow you guys! @WellsFargo uses a firewall *so advanced*, only browsers that know the HTTPS protocol can pass! https://t.co/ef0HHszERN -@wookiee “tarnation” -@wookiee dagnabbit don’t laugh at me boy -@Dykam my bank has a fourteen character password limit and no support for other security features -@Dykam right. Because you’re European. We don’t do that in America. My husband can’t even check his balance online. -@0xcharlie this is what we’ll put on the projector while awarding you your next pwnie -@Dykam oh, you Europeans and your “modern banking” -Adding my Twitter to the list of accounts that are more secure than my bank -@zooko @hypatiadotca your mom’s a genetic fallacy, therefore so are you ! -@glyph @CISOinaBox @xkeepah amen, sibling -@arw Satan’s own corner case -@elad3 Twitter over SMS really doesn’t work in (I’m guessing) Israel? I thought it worked everywhere but, like, small island nations -@elad3 SMS and it works wherever Twitter over SMS already works -The verification codes aren’t very long, and digits only -It works! Also a maintenance worker just walked onto my patio and plucked a weed! I liked that weed! Also you scared me half to death dude -Whoops got it. If I suddenly stop tweeting, the 0xabad1dea Effect struck again. -@notch you sell out hater! Sater. Satyr? -@mof18202 it should work across the board (otherwise there’d be literally no point) -Apparently the news went out mid-rollout. -@harper for a whole five minutes now, try and keep up -I can’t actually find two factor on my account settings… -@mof18202 yeah I can’t find it either -@mof18202 have a confirmed email and phone number ? -@8bitstatic yes -Calling all media organizations who employ people who click things in email: You. Twitter. Two Factor. Now. -@kaepora you’ve probably been asked a billion times but is there an iOS bluenote in the future -@ElderScrolls Dovacat, Savior of Elsweyr -@MarkKriegsman 👏 -@CISOinaBox @xkeepah because you consider “woman” a trait but not “man” ;) -A common misconception is that bools are always packed bits. They CAN be, but that’s not as efficient as you might be thinking. -@CISOinaBox @xkeepah but generic programmers are women. Everyone knows that. -@CISOinaBox @xkeepah he? ;) -@CISOinaBox @xkeepah how much is unambiguous developer intent worth to you? -@CISOinaBox @xkeepah except, generally, bools aren’t actually bit packed :) -@xkeepah dear gods what’s a three -@SteveSyfuhs or possibly 16 or 64 -“IMO bool is an overhyped type, just use int” Ahh, I see we have a fan of truthiness in the house tonight -@MrToph several. http://t.co/HYMqOGudTF -@donicer @KimZetter #strawman I don’t see anyone denying scada is terribly insecure. Of course hackers “could” do a lot of things. -@JohnK___ this… is the pointer book. -This coder is using the variable “pi” to mean “pointer to integer” and I’m really confused because it’s not a float -When you accidentally reply all, should you immediately follow up with an apology or silently abide in your shame? -@Kym_Possible I did wonder, actually. -@rhcp011235 @KimZetter “They didn’t try to break in, they just knocked on the door.” -@innismir @sergeybratus @OrinKerr there’s a point at which you’re not a victim and just grossly negligent. -@rhcp011235 @KimZetter no, I think journalists have a responsibility to explain. -@zooko @hypatiadotca and yes, tap water with fluoride makes me feel ill if I drink more than a sip or two, but I still support it -@zooko @hypatiadotca anecdote: I’m allergic to fluoride. I use old-fashioned toothpaste. My teeth are a dentist’s nightmare. -@DrPizza the menu foretold by prophecy ! -@Taiki__San http://t.co/O2OLuOighZ :) -@therulerofchina @JoelEsler why? The point is to look up the hash, not to be resistant to brute forcing :p -@kebesays nope. It’s a \ which is a valid token in a comment if it’s the last character. -@Taiki__San no; we’re not considering aggressive optimizations here :) -For @kaepora who seems to think I am too pink and cuddly to be evil ;) http://t.co/D17xbH8xsO -@cdf123x no, the slash is what makes it a single byte zero; the escape does not go into the literal string. -@00_ach that's not "actually". The whole point is that it's in the spec but actual behavior is compiler-dependent. -Who's on xbox first? http://t.co/0MiPfAuahr -"<@kufat> oh wow, you are an evil creature" <-- Every morning I wake up and think "how can I be more evil today" -@asadr yes, it does. But the point is that's entirely compiler-dependent and gcc technically has part of the spec turned off! -@Balgan no flags. Actually just compile it with no flags on gcc and it will straight up tell you :) -@HyShai 15 printable characters + 1 null terminator == 16, but that doesn't matter. -Hello, fellow C programmers. Spot the bug. https://t.co/M4MiShpNtr #trollgramming -gcc, stop mitigating my deliberately vulnerable code!!! -If following @StateDept has taught me anything, it’s that Kerry is way taller than every official he meets and it looks awkward -@SimonZerafa @jdiezlopez to stick it to the man, allegedly -.@jdiezlopez I’m sure the police could have done a better job so it’s “their fault” to some extent, but anons are forgetting their mission -@jdiezlopez it’s not *terribly* surprising sensitive emails from the public could be found on an email server, really… -“We’re mad at the police, so let’s jeopardize the lives of thousands of whistle-blowers” GOOD JOB, ANONS OF SOUTH AFRICA -@mikko I’m a fan of how they risked every operation on none of the others being discovered with lazy cert reuse :p -@MarkKriegsman @JastrzebskiJ I didn’t know you were moving, where to? -Analysis of nginx bug: signed integers get someone owned again http://t.co/K0XfiLilZ5 -@xa329 of course it is. But you don’t need the keyword. Because it’s auto. -@washiiko … I have the dakimakura tag bookmarked -@antifuchs trigraphs also exist, I just prefer digraphs visually -.@antifuchs I once turned in a C++ homework assignment using digraphs. Troll level: how does this parse -@mike_acton Access granted, engage -@partytimeHXLNT err, this is a parody, right? >_> -@mike_acton @comex good recovery ;) -@mike_acton @comex err, isn’t that the register keyword ? -@Sidhpurwala it’s only been half an hour! I don’t know yet ;) -@comex we don’t acknowledge weird GNU extensions in Fort Bad Idea -@comex nope -@zygen \o/ -@zygen just had a bunch of mentions from the past 15 minutes show up as a burst; did you unkink the hose :p -Is there anything with an existence so sad and pointless as the “auto” keyword in C? -I actually bought the book. Will let you know how I find it, for your reference. I stole that joke http://t.co/jpwIBwLsiS -@zygen API client is not loading things… I’m going to cry -@Schabse wasn’t linked. Source was paper author on reddit -Aw yeah my order of ebooks qualifies for free shipping! Wait. -Allegedly the Indian APT asked for help on Stack Overflow. With sample code that contained URLs of their real C&C. Thumbs up 👍 -Gentle suggestion, @OReillyMedia : if I “successfully reset my password”, please reset my login attempt count too so I can actually log in -@LJonhny this being… -I wonder if I can pick up any pointers from this 200+ page book on nothing but pointers http://t.co/teRRLv0bwq -@comex @m1sp @pinkiepieebooks … #subtle -WKCPRG <-- 50% off ebooks on C at O'Reilly -@_larry0 that actually works? -@m1sp lol Wat -@benadida @marshray it’s a redirect now. There is actually an underlying security reason you can ask @homakov about… -@puellavulnerata taste the rainbow -@DarthNull @marshray @ralphholz when I was 6, my father set the Windows error ding to the entire themesong of his favorite cartoon. -@marshray @ErrataRob @drbearsec @DrPizza I’m pretty sure when you’re ordering RAM by the thousand you’re not getting express air shipping. -@m1sp I think @comex wants to be ebooked -@comex I don’t maintain them! The source is on @m1sp’s github -@comex there are many. @m1sp_ebooks @kivikakk_ebooks @etcetera_ebooks etc. -@comex @abby_ebooks I think it might have bugged, because its brother account did this tonight too -@m1sp the ebooks are posting whole tweets verbatim… -# 336994585945456640 -@ErrataRob @drbearsec @DrPizza found someone in Shenzhen who will sell me 8GB DDR3 for $9 to $13 each. Allegedly passes QC :p -Apparently I’ve made more animated GIFs than the inventor thereof has, so I feel emotionally justified in saying his opinion is wrong. -@kivikakk … lol -I’m not sure why suddenly we’re all arguing about GIF again but I’m game -@kivikakk at least they don’t do it in high contrast mode -@lifehacker all it’s ever managed to do is confuse me and obfuscate things -Tornado victims reunited on camera after all hope lost http://t.co/HxbZJa97cn -I think I’m over my First World Problems limit for the day. Or week. But really the next iPad better have 2GB+ of RAM -@attritionorg @cji well you’re on there twice so -@USSJoin and that has an actual firmware setting so they can’t just slide it up -@USSJoin I donno, I play with it off and it’s clearly labeled on the box to turn off the 3D for particularly young children -@thegrugq @USSJoin I do realize I have Adult Privilege here, but Nintendo 3DS is the best option for the “please mom please” crowd :) -@cji @attritionorg it’s my Wall of Respect -@jb33z according to my brother’s track record, an Xbox 360 lasts anywhere from two weeks to just under a year :) -@thegrugq @botnet_hunter 8GB; fair but that’s not on the five-year plan -@botnet_hunter @thegrugq they say keep costs down; I say I’m totally okay with a few extra dollars to double or more the ram. -@botnet_hunter @thegrugq yeah but I’m in a nerd war over he much ram is in the Xbox Dumb :p -@thegrugq “it’s not free therefore it costs too much” :p -@ioerror @carlbildt not when actual justice is being dealt fairly, at least -@ioerror @carlbildt funny. You can’t “know” what will happen with an accusation that hasn’t even gone to trial yet. -And suddenly thunder :D -@nelhage the biggest game I’ve ever installed was 18GB uncompressed; that’s Guild Wars 2 and it’s HUGE and highly detailed -.@matt_merkle or $500/$600 or whatever the difference would be between “enough ram, enough HDD” and “wow definitely enough” -I guess it just comes down to I’d rather pay (hypothetical) $500 for a GREAT console than $400 for a decent one. But I’m not 12 either. -@ioerror … sigh -@ErrataRob @DrPizza I’ll keep that myth in mind next time I’m saving money buying in bulk -@washiiko 16GB would be enough for most games I am pretty sure. -@hackedy not sure if trolling or literal -@ErrataRob @DrPizza (I’m assuming bulk rates; I can’t quite get a single stick of 8GB ram delivered for $20 yet) -@ErrataRob @DrPizza I don’t think their target market is gonna say “look if it was $410 maybe but $430? Deal’s off” -@itsdapoleece assuming an intelligent paging mechanism, it doesn’t have to be all loaded for the game to start, can keep going in bg -@torvos @tapbot_paul I don’t think very many games even come remotely close to the hypothetical size limit -@tapbot_paul well I didn’t watch the announcement but apparently it’s coming with half a terabyte standard? I think that’s reasonable -@niallgdonaghy nope -@tenfootfangs I reckon. Who would spend the time to pick up a $3 game used? -You all have some very strong opinions on RAM -@itsdapoleece no different from now -@CastIrony they CAN, but the biggest games I own are 18GB on disc; throw in some room for growth -@DrPizza I doubt RAM is the make or break cost factor -@vogon I have, get on my level -A pricey “next gen console” should have enough RAM to just load the whole game image as it boots and eliminate loading screens in-game -@Wxcafe @washiiko you know what they DO do? Stall every time you cross a zone boundary to load more data -@wireghoul @eevee @Rdio note that they’d have to be *inconsistently* stripping to cause this problem… -Why do I feel like I’m being trolled https://t.co/PLIW4OZL08 -@scanlime @qDot is this… reproducible? -@rgov you know about opting out right bro -@xa329 those last two are indisputably out of the question :) -@elad3 none, none, and not practical -@elad3 nope, first thing I checked -@stylewar most likely, as they say something specific to the situation like "you there in the blue sweatshirt" -Fascinating: the netbook doesn't start blasting EM like no tomorrow *until Windows CE is finished booting* -just heard a radio ad for a security service who will get on loudspeakers when they see someone on your camera and yell at them to go away -@demize95 hah my disguise is working -@_larry0 it appears to have NO shielding whatsoever; I've been scrolling through hundreds of megahertz of noise it generates -@_larry0 I am however profiling what the Terrible Netbook emits, and the answer is "yes" -@_larry0 in theory I could boot an outdated Arch and maybe get it working -@_larry0 no, the USB you see is a keyboard. The drivers would need to be ported to WinCE -Antenna stealth 101. They'll never know http://t.co/e16kWyIRJH -Score!!! ... Whose computer is this even http://t.co/26WHWjR5Cc -In fact I have no idea why or how this PS/2 keyboard is in my cube -I have this PS/2 keyboard I want to test for EM, but I can't find anything to plug it into -Adobe has released a decent freemium photo crop-filter-post app for Windows 8. Inexplicably, it's called Photoshop. -I super love it when OSX tells me to "back up my data to external storage" before installing an update. -@grp I wouldn’t call bliss’s work exactly trivial… -@grp “for every person who takes the time to complain, there are a thousand more who are thinking it” -@marshray @bobpoekert it’s 2013, they can put it on their website -@DrPizza IMO refusing to share code freely should be an automatic un-academicing. -.@bobpoekert I genuinely cannot fathom why CS journals DON’T require source for anything that claims to have implemented anything -@miuaf also someone once told me that character strings are implemented as linked lists of integers and my face was like 😱 -@miuaf so that’s what Haskell is tainted by to me :p -@miuaf according to my sample size of one, Haskell programmers are dysfunctional stalkers who are clearly thinking about raping me -I don’t think professional programmers are “anti-academic” as much as they are “anti-implementing-is-not-my-problem” -@miuaf @raichoo @darinmorrison that last one was openly hostile to teaching any OS/language used anywhere in the modern world -@miuaf @raichoo @darinmorrison my CS professors were: young and practical; old, theoretical, and wise; or old and living in 1982 fantasy -@41414141 I’m pretty sure there are polished VM-detection routines that can be cut and pasted -@vogon personally I’m baffled at anyone giving Sony any benefit of any doubt, I haven’t been impressed with them in a decade -@miuaf @raichoo @darinmorrison that or academics have a PR problem: I’m inclined towards the latter. -@jlwfnord you sound... bitter -1) web interface breaks 2) type up long and elaborate ticket 3) web interface unbreaks just as you finish -@Nash076 @Tomi_Tapio perfect avatar/tweet synergy -@DrPizza @RHY3756547 http://t.co/LU02KPHcYA -@blowdart you’re inside the Reality Distortion Field, sorry :p -@sciencecomic oh no, mushrooms are plants, you see. Because the Bible has “everything that has breath” and “everything that grows”!!!! -Oh, they’re not calling it Xbox Infinity, they’re calling it — What HEY MICROSOFT MARKETING THAT IS REALLY DUMB I take check or deposit -@marsroverdriver my current job is doing what my professors said to give up on. -@sciencecomic but I can tell you some other things about my religious science education - ie all living things are plant or animal. -@sciencecomic for the record I did encounter the “glass flows down in windows” thing as a child, but I don’t recall where. -If a user ever says “why is the—” not immediately followed by “oh I see” as soon as they interact with it: #UIRage -Tales of Bad UI: the reaction of 100% of first-time Visual Studio 2012 users: “WHY IS THE MENU YELLING?” -Every now and then I think of how there's a thing in the sky that blinds you and I freak out -@dangoodin001 the only thing you can see in broad daylight :) with a filter of course -Telescope + George http://t.co/9siVqBnq6R -Everyone: I am aware it's mostly in stars and we're not a star :p -Hydrogen: 73% of universe. Helium: 25%. All other elements combined: 2%. And yet we're running out of helium here on earth. We're special -Calling all Veracoders - there is a solar telescope in the front yard right now -@fredowsley @_wirepair D: D: D: -@apiary time to move I think -I’ve been assigned some PHP research, so expect some new entries on my hate blog soon -Signs you’re attending a technical meeting: you’re running late and arrive to an empty room. -And then the new model comes out six weeks later https://t.co/rtLCFHfYwm -@bedit you’ve linked me twice, that’s spam. -The news tonight is full of sadness and I can’t bring myself to comment on it -@eevee I assume they mean you can still connect with pidgin etc. -@MrToph you need to get out of that house more -@whyallthenoise SDR# plus generic radio dongle -Beginning to think that the Terrible Laptop is actually an Amazing Signal Jammer -Who needs FM radio anyway https://t.co/85ygT3jhml -It completely blows FM radio stations out of the water, which no other device I own does. (Only quite close to the device, at least) -@Xecantur well, all electronics are, to greater or lesser extents. -To the point that I doubt it meets American regulations about shielding! -@rjsalts or an HDD! -To the surprise of exactly no-one, the Terrible Netbook is leakier than a punctured kiddie pool in EM -Hey look I found a place to keep my magnetic antenna http://t.co/tZDhck5nry -@eevee yes. -@abby_ebooks ouch -I have to go do other stuff, so here's what I have so far for Paper Mario vs. Touhou https://t.co/CoHXbzxTRb -Who's up for a Paper Mario/Touhou remix jam?!?! Because that is totally what I am making right now -# 336617528208011265 -Geez, what did I do? http://t.co/ZTX8f1jY7c -@miuaf it’s like salt. You need some of it. But too much is just a headache -Dell kills cloud offering you didn’t know you had; is implicitly called not a big vendor. http://t.co/BJBHNvA59H -“I don’t care about anyone else but me,” chorused the emo rockers in harmony together. #reallyrics #realstupidlyrics -@claudijd @spacerog based on my impression of Fry’s gleaned from the internet, we don’t, unless you count Best Buy. -@tpw_rules that’s the jpeg itself. Solid red objects are its worse case -I think someone's excited http://t.co/N4r7cavhGR -@BomuBoi @Bopogamel … I’m scared -@WhiteMageSlave is there anything more that they can do for your foot at this point ? -I want to get home so I can implement what I just read in a paper. -@nelhage @matthew_d_green instead of just FIXING THEM aauuuugh -@nelhage @matthew_d_green but with the government “secret 0day” thing, there is no public exploit -@ra6bit hopefully this will be a good object lesson about windows then! -@IndigoShinx fact: everyone had a Pokemon username when they were younger. Mine was…. …. …. Well it involved Vulpix. -@ra6bit D: how old is he? -@matthew_d_green @WeldPond I’m already of the opinion that this government 0day protection scheme is mad, bad, and dangerous to deploy -@matthew_d_green @WeldPond guesswork dipped in unicorn tears -@ra6bit There’s lots of end to end stuff, they seem to more care that they can pull the plug entirely when they feel like it -@dhicynic my terminals are translucent, so basically always -@puellavulnerata or stretch a thumbnail of their grandchildren to grisly proportions -@puellavulnerata nope, still counts. I just care that they don’t leave the default Windows/OSX wallpaper up :p -@puellavulnerata faster time to custom wallpaper == better. Actually wallpaper-sized image == better. -I judge new employees based on how quickly they set a custom wallpaper on their machine. And whether they stretch a too-small photo -Basically every single thing we suggest necessitates code change, review, and test on their end, so they all want to pare it down -Today's agenda: playing the game of "what the customer wants" vs "what is actually good for the customer" -@SurprisingEdge yeah, I noted that too. Pretty sure they're using a definition of "enterprise" that only they do. -Gods why is this page taking so long to lo-- oh it's trac. Seriously what is trac's deal -@stillchip @thegrugq @schrotthaufen this is 100% on Oracle -DH: "I'm going to buy you glitter body wash so I can say I have a holofoil edition wife" #geekromance -"Common law marriage was out when gay marriage was in, to avoid thousands of surprise roommate marriages" -@Xecantur unfortunately pre-html5 software doesn't magically rewrite itself -@swb1192 @antifuchs I'm on 256-color mode on Windows 7 (and I can't read "cleartext", so it'd be disabled anyway) -@Jonimus yes, quite. I'm in 256-color mode over RDP to a powerful computer because it improves the framerate :) -SO MUCH FOR THAT PLAN http://t.co/CwC98WOmog -@Jonimus it's Windows CE; however a third party makes a full office suite for CE http://t.co/hcrlasUoD6 -"A new update for Java is available" Oh!!! Thank you for reminding me -- I forgot to uninstall Java! -@blowdart it improves framerate over RDP!!! -@blowdart I am she who uses features Microsoft would like to just let die -@cfloydtweets like "this icon is explicitly for low-color mode, but this next one is a dithered gradient" on the same toolbar -@cfloydtweets if you use Windows 7 in 256-color mode, there is an amusing hodgepodge of "supported" and "not supported" even in the same app -Office ribbon interface in 256 color mode: glorious http://t.co/Dk1gsTeYL5 -@tapbot_paul it's a laptop in this case, so there's no separate power button for the monitor :) -@tapbot_paul now you're just stretching it; that's what actual, like, logs and IDS and stuff are for :p -@tapbot_paul except it's not "emulation"; the screen is, in principle, Just Another Rendering Surface. -@tapbot_paul why? If I'm using RDP I'm dollars to donuts *not sitting in front of that computer* so it's just burning electricity -Just gonna mercy-reboot this poor machine before People for the Ethical Treatment of Computers find out -@OtaK_ Actually our main engine which can consume hundreds of gigabytes of ram in production really does run on windows :) -@docsmooth Windows 7 -@OtaK_ nope, I guess I ran through all that too. We do Real Computer Science(tm) here, sir. -@kcarmical out of memory -Apparently I managed to OOM my Windows machine over the weekend. I haven't done that since Windows 2000 -I like how logging into a machine over RDP wakes up the monitor on it. As if the entire point wasn't to decouple the two. -@DrPizza yes, I suspect that is precisely their definition. Because all enterprises use IBM mainframes right -By the by, I suspect IBM's claim that 15% of new enterprise app functionality is written in COBOL is using a rather narrow definition -Everyone from the "other" side of the office (ie not research and engineering) is giving me the evil eye for complaining about talking -I can hear three distinct conversations from my cube, it's fine they have a right to communicate but sdasfdagadsfcdx fffff -@ra6bit yes that would be the other one hundred four and a half notches :( -Granted that’s out of like a hundred and six notches -The fact that the verified yahoo account “promises to not screw up” tumblr takes my worries down approx. one and a half notches -@surfnorcal @ioerror have you *met* the @torproject people? If they had to cooperate with the FBI there’d be violence in three hours tops -@marliesanna @0x17h over a seven… what, exactly? Said I about thirty seconds ago. But I think I get it. What. -I’m glad malware authors are making dumb moves like signing two different projects with the same “burner” cert // @ioerror -@m1sp oddly, blood is like, the one thing in biology that doesn’t freak me out -@thegrugq don't worry I saved you one -@new299 I'd like to think I tuned into a radio play, but I doubt it contains minutes straight of "Three hundred three hundred do I hear-" -@HyShai one might think so: "she has fine genetics and is very feminine!" Fortunately there was a lot of bleating -Someone is now commenting that the sad state of America is reflected in the low price these goats (apparently not sheep) are going for -I... I just tuned into a radio broadcast of a sheep auction. A. Sheep. Auction. -I could go to sleep. Or I could read this paper on radio observation of USB and PS/2 keyboards -@TheDaveCA oh gods, that prior one is embarrassing (for them) -@TheDaveCA oh, not professional communication from *my* organization, I just found it on the internet -I get being called a “grammar nazi” when I pick on a reddit comment. I don’t get it when I get called that picking on official communication -@KasumiCR I super like your Pokemon fusion renders :) May I suggest electrode + chansey it’s terrifying -@ShadowTodd your career is gonna go in a tail spin if you don’t recognize the gold in ideas like that -@redtwitdown a computer ! I have many. -@blowdart it has lava... you do the math (You can play with respawn on or off) -@blowdart well they're funny, and mostly just play minecraft and screw up and get killed on camera :D -@blowdart you have the same accent as the guys on the yogscast. I can't tell any of you apart. -@spy604 http://t.co/GhhaQEg95x -@WeldPond just don't tell me we have to support it now -@jjarmoc I look forward to seeing the recording and being like "oh gods. I look so dumb. Ugh. Why can't I look as cool as I am in my head" -It's sent! *collapses* -@Xaosopher @caeliat so I guess there are businesses out there that sell USB radio dongles and baby blankets -@Xaosopher @caeliat ali express doesn't collect demo information and I doubt they have a sophisticated gender guesser. They sell to business -I think I've become the radio engineering equivalent of a script kiddie. Physics smysics, watch this!! -@demize95 this page has a list of the part numbers and their ranges http://t.co/N7U5Q7DHlA -@nullwhale Yup. However, "virgin" means "not chemically treated"; I googled it. Growing hair for wigs is an industry in Brazil -@demize95 assuming it's labeled right, 50mhz to 1.7ghz. If it's labeled wrong, probably 30mhz to ~800mhz. -@nullwhale they have a pastel-colored backpack that unfolds into a baby bed. I don't even HAVE a baby and I want one. -@hckhckhck @botnet_hunter it's working for me... -@sneakin well then that's what the algorithm is on; overgeneralizing instead of correlating on the actual item. -@demize95 http://t.co/GhhaQEg95x cruise around the site for best shipping deal to wherever you live -@narayananh http://t.co/GhhaQEg95x -@sneakin I doubt that many people are buying the Final Solution to radios to monitor their baby instead of, like, a baby monitor -"IBM brings COBOL to cloud and mobile" aaaauuuuuuugh http://t.co/P5YIglTcxH -People who purchased <radio dongle> also purchased <pages and pages of baby room decorations> what is ali express's algorithm on -@botnet_hunter http://t.co/GhhaQEg95x -@zorm I need to make sure I have at least one spare if I'm gonna be presenting, and I'll give away a few to people I think deserve one :) -@innismir ten to twelve dollars each depending on supplier. Some go down to eight if you order, like, by the hundred. -I just ordered *ten* more USB radios straight from China. Turns out it's a lot cheaper that way if you can get free shipping... -@dshaw_ r-r-r-RADIO! namely, spying on unintentional radio emissions (tempest-related) -@attrc more of what I have, but I can't find the exact model, so I'm settling on http://t.co/GhhaQEg95x -It seems if I want to order a box of SDRs straight from China, they replaced them all with ones that take mini antenna connectors -@jjarmoc whoosh goes the google docs link to your DM :D -Okay, my defcon CFP is all typed up, who *among people I already follow* would like to look at it real quick? ^-^; -@pzmyers @ReverendBull yeah, you have to respond directly to their actual beliefs or they’ll ignore you no matter how right you are. -Seriously - the first news org SEA popped is understandable. Second should compel attention. The Onion should have been the big tip-off -If there remain any media organizations that haven’t called a meeting about phishing, they deserve what’s inevitably in their near future. -# 336268094911684608 -@inversephase @armcannon just say that Taco Bell is fine but you prefer tacos with actual meat; should get the point across. -@spacerog I’mma DM you my Defcon CFP in a bit when it’s finished mmkay? -@spacerog so what you’re saying is I still have time to one-up you -@spacerog you look so young in that last one… -I just found a phone number written on paper from the Source Boston hotel tucked in my iPad case. I have no recollection of this event -@iShark5060 Clarion Maenad. Don’t blow me up :p -“Popular Tsundoku books” #blessthisalgorithm http://t.co/AHHxXK4o7s -@kivikakk please have this consolation emoji 💦🚌😢 -I have tsundoku except for video games -@ErrataRob it would probably be “huh” at first sight, and require some explanation to how money can be social rules -@ErrataRob evacuation protocol, military protocol -Nothing says “legit service” like an inability to spell basic words in communication with the press http://t.co/EjkDalToPn -@apiary that’s part of the exhibit, I think. -@GreatFireChina please be aware that western criminals have been caught while using this particular VPN service; it’s not foolproof. -(For everyone not from my childhood bracket: the main character of the Pokemon cartoon, Ash, is called Satoshi in the original Japanese) -I found Satoshi http://t.co/XHcni27rTk bitcoin is solved (cc @dakami ) -@alexstapleton @matthew_d_green yes, but… the “Shire” is not exactly what comes to mind when I think of the Us intelligence community -@matthew_d_green their marketing t-shirts say “Save the Shire”. My irony module blew out -@pbromide …. But they can ! I don’t know anyone who denies we’re all from the American continents -@pbromide yes, I know, which is kind of my point; that no one goes around spouting full legal names of countries all the time :) -@panther_modern @hemantmehta I was referring to billions (combined) Indians and Chinese :) and few hundred million Americans -@panther_modern @hemantmehta … except this is exactly the opposite? -@eevee “someday I’ll be as internet famous as eevee” <— a real thought I had after I followed you because of @m1sp -@eevee hey what’s that supposed to mean It’s because I’m very bitter about infosec while being totes adorbs -@eevee guess they missed that I follow you. Did they even check klout #yesMostlySarcastic -@panther_modern @hemantmehta even if not, that’s what we get for there being billions of them but millions of us :p -@Dokugogagoji — because other kids made a lot of fun of me for how I ran and I thought it was just my fault somehow -@Dokugogagoji I wish my parents had made it clear to me when I was about ten that I had been born with a foot defect — -@Dokugogagoji I never was a good runner, I run a little lopsided. But I can walk fine. -@Dokugogagoji I have no recollection of it; I didn’t even know it had happened until I was an adult and my dad mentioned it. -Mood swing to tears when I run into the charity group who funded my corrective foot surgery when I was three #takemymoney -@demize95 he was clearly from a place known for sexism so now I'm wondering if he was being generic rude or sexist rude -DH said I was grumpy today. I denied it. Then some guy just cut me in line and I wanted to shank him -Signs your existence is internet-centric: you start typing into twitter "have any of you seen my shoes" "wait" -I think my landlady needs to discover a cheaper source of RFID cards. One shouldn’t be so anxious about replacing one of hundreds -@chort0 my alma mater has 1800 students and 65535 IP addresses. They got in on this “internet” thing early -Why does my mouth taste like… *hears a bzzt on the window* oh hello stinkbug -O tumblr, my tumblr, the delightful romp is done The board approved e'ry point, your future has been won Gods dammit #poem -@apiary proof that our country doesn’t care about looks -@pzmyers almost everyone I love and cherish I met on the internet, some I have yet to meet irl. Give whoever said that a good hard glare :) -@Dykam oops, sorry about that, we seem to have sprung a leak -@WhiteMageSlave @m1sp http://t.co/R2tkxsF94Y -Slowlithe http://t.co/hBfvOErii4 #aftermidnighthumor -@m1sp_ebooks @m1sp … game is over, mispy’s most mispy-ish tweet has been produced -@m1sp_ebooks @m1sp :D -News to me, Twitter. http://t.co/BLBxQzMYBG -@comex @delroth_ the most important kind -@PuercoPop I went out to Iquitos, and not as a tourist really. It was certainly... vivid. -@ScaleItRon actually I was "randomly" chosen on my way out of the country, I believe because my father had visited with the US govt before -@donsalcedo eve -@c1tr1c @yaakov_h my dear friend just solved this. We are all Pangaeans. -@c1tr1c @yaakov_h it turns out the definition of continent depends entirely on who you're asking. Europe and Asia are not separate places... -@c1tr1c @yaakov_h in fact you call it Mexico in your profile. So I can call my country America for the exact same reason. -@c1tr1c @yaakov_h I really don't get it. I really don't. I doubt you refer to Mexico always as United Mexican States 100% of the time. -@c1tr1c @yaakov_h would you also jump down the throat of someone in the Republic of China calling their country Taiwan or China -@c1tr1c @yaakov_h I don't get what's so hard to understand of "people in (United States of) America refer to their country as America" -@c1tr1c @yaakov_h it's both, why can't it be both -@Phobos_11 @yaakov_h ....... *sigh* we. DO. share. Disclaimer: not speaking for the underbelly of American ignorance. -@Phobos_11 @yaakov_h ... .... .... wat -@Phobos_11 @yaakov_h ......?!?!?! It's our demonym! It is objectively our demonym. It's your... whatever you call a demonym for a continent -@Phobos_11 @yaakov_h sure, great, I don't dispute that. -Programmers always want names to be GUIDs because that's easier to deal with ;) -@cyclerunner it's our historical name. Names are messy, culturally rooted, and not GUIDs. -@vikphatak I think of America's "nicknames" as being like "Land of the Free" or "Droneland" or "Obamatown" -This rant brought to you by the one aspect on earth in which America doesn't get to play Chief Cultural Imperialist ;) -@0XiDi it's kind of like saying "Mister" is an integral part of "Mister John Smith" and incorrect to say "John Smith" -I've been to South America (Peru specifically). I love and embrace The Americas as in this together. Don't take my rant the wrong way <3 -@delroth_ it's exactly the same situation! Two places can have the same name. It's totally valid. Geographical names are not GUIDs -@delroth_ hahahahahahahahahaha http://t.co/py8zRTNxiq WRONG -"The United States of America" : "America" :: "People's Republic of China" : "China" <-- stop being obtuse -@delroth_ which usually it's America being accused of but not this time -@delroth_ it doesn't matter. Fussing about what other countries call themselves is cultural imperialism -You all DO know that "the United States" just as well refers to Mexico, right? No, really. Look it up. Estados Unidos Mexicanos. -@vikphatak it's not a "nickname." No-one goes around saying United States of Mexico all the time. It's Mexico except in formal contexts -@delroth_ incidentally no-one in America (the country) calls the continent America. It is called NORTH America here. -@delroth_ I'm sure the FormerYugoslavRepublicOfMacedonians totally get your point. -@delroth_ what about it? All countries' legal documents use the fancy title like "Republic" or "Confederation" -@delroth_ WE. CALL. OUR. COUNTRY. AMERICA. "United States" is a description also used by Mexico for similar reasons. -@delroth_ Wow this is EXACTLY what I'm talking about Who do you think knows what America's name is: Americans or not Americans -@TheEtherDotNet is it historically accurate within the cultural context? then yes || no. -@delroth_ Do you also call Mexico the United States? If not then the point falls flat. -@yaakov_h some people from Central/South American countries feel we don't have a right to use the word for our country -The fact that our country is called "America" does not invalidate the fact that your country is in The Americas. Both can be true. -Pet peeve: being told we can't call our country America because <reason>. Americans may be arrogant people but don't deny us our actual name -@m1sp you should get on a chat of some sort!! -@Ricky4fun North America and South America are continents. America is a country in North America. Its citizens are called Americans. -If my defcon talk gets accepted I will dedicate it to @i0n1c for all his encouragement -Nerves. Nerves. Gotta fill out this CFP. -@CharlieEriksen it's working out well so far - I sit far back and let the drones do the dirty work. Unfortunately I spawned close that time -@OptiMizPrime I was repeatedly pressured to attend one. All my girl cousins did and I'm... not impressed with the results. -# 335907422138933248 -@amanicdroid turns out no-one north of Mason-Dixon line has heard of it. And everyone south of it assumes I meant "Liberty" anyway. -Hint: I went to the one that is not specifically designed to make a bad situation worse for women and generally expel them at drop of a hat -@amanicdroid yup. -One of these is my university, the other is our rival university six miles away http://t.co/qHKGP3NYdD -@gsuberland for about two weeks now - genuinely surprised you missed all my other "SPACE AAAHHH" tweets :p -Me for about ten minutes straight: "AAAAHHHHH LASERS AAAAHHHH" (I didn't die) http://t.co/HrQk7lkL5J -Oh my gods my husband and housemate are having an argument about how to best calculate DPS in dota -@patrickwonders I still feel too noobish / prone to slightly botching implementation - if you need teh chiptunes I recommend @inversephase -@slow17motion blocky times ! -Nintendo: we're so bad at UI, we can't even get a yes/no question right http://t.co/xmWd61X625 -@comex it’s for breaking syntax highlighting -@jennifurret @slow17motion does this person seriously have the equality avatar Seriously -@apiary don’t eat it. -@codedit —> @Koning_NL -My entire understanding of Eurovision is based on a Dutch-language parody account of their king getting pretty critical -So I figured out why Yahoo still exists. It’s actually more popular than google in Japan. What. http://t.co/FkWn4Bdh1J -The foundation of a geek marriage is the mutual understanding that “but I’m in an online match” > * -@braket my husband actually asked me to close this video, thank you -Good deed for the day: suggesting to google translate that "hapibasude" in katakana is maybe probably most likely "happy birthday" -@m1sp 4 u http://t.co/ccvpUIxMHH -@misuzulive you probably have this one already but http://t.co/rlkXTAwTts -Looking at the bugfix history of Nethack. "The plural of nazgul is nazgul" -@SudoRossy fortunately I neither drink NOR drive so being accused of the intersection thereof is vanishingly unlikely -I can't say the alphabet backwards. I guess my programmer only implemented singly linked lists -@thegrugq @no_structure when you let HR do the selecting, the definition of “competent” they wield isn’t very… useful. -@TheDaveCA yes, this person was acting as though Linux cannot run programs that didn’t come from the repo. -@no_structure notice the “brilliant” qualifier — “no one would turn down someone from the top 1% of women programmers!” -@puellavulnerata no, because creationist argument hinges on being “wonderfully” made :p -@matthew_d_green yikes… -@sakjur I’m kind of accumulating these for my own projects, so… -@bearassentials @vogon O_o .... ...... cool story bro -Another new chiptune https://t.co/QxOwN1eofN this one is simple but has an actual beat -@psobot though I can’t imagine why html5 sound would fail -@psobot it’s not that it uses flash that’s the problem, it’s that I can’t right click -> enable the flash object. -@spacerog didn’t know you’re in town, old timer -@me_irl there's no joke. He's just not interesting and neither is his girlfriend. -You know what? I don't like Superman. He's a boring character. More like Superbland am I right -In this RT: no, the other Georgia. -Trying to get my nerves together to do a defcon CFP before it closes... really... soon. -@psobot why is forever.fm flashblock-hostile? :( the flash objects are beneath some foreground object -Save our tumblrs!! No acquisitions means good dispositions! -@jjarmoc plenty of boys wear panties ! -@m1sp_ebooks @m1sp excellent -# 335539796615233536 -@innismir I have a super power over all children -@WillMcAvoyACN @SarahPalinUSA @eevee http://t.co/l2WRkTVQfb -My face when: the computer Zelda beats my Zelda http://t.co/EG6qsGKA5A -@ScaleItRon I’ve got a mouth like a Gerudo pirate ! -The computer is not very good at playing Pit. I can tell because that was a whole match with no “Hi ya ya ya! Hi ya ya ya!” -@m1sp are you on voice chats tonight ? (I am downstairs playing Wii u ATM, I’d have to go all the way over there to check!) -@m1sp I need an ally hug, I rage blocked someone again -@ivanca I’m blocking you, because that was so unbelievably stupid I can’t bear to interact with you anymore -@ivanca oh my gods First sentence: Gender Is A R A N G E -@xa329 it is here too. Well in some places alcohol must be in certain places or certain times. -The controller doesn’t vibrate. What is even the point of winning if my controller doesn’t vibrate to congratulate me -@ivanca because your argument makes absolutely no sense and has no correlation or connection to mine. -@ivanca I… what? I suspect the problem is literally we do not speak the same language because … what ? -@ivanca gender is… not a Boolean. You’re thinking of sexual role in reproduction. -Wow the Classic Controller is so objectively inferior to a real GameCube controller -Holy triforce, I had to “swap screens” with the nonexistent second screen to turn on just this channel in particular?! Ht @RichardR -It won't let me activate the Wii Menu. And I can't go into system settings because the touch screen is dead http://t.co/hqUEO6gIZR -Why in the name of Princess Zelda won’t this Wii-u just LET ME BOOT THE WII GAME it won’t take me to the Wii menu -Okay found the controller now I just need to The Wii-U tablet thing is completely dead. Where is the… sigh -@akopa no, putty is compatible with some mouse over terminal thing -Apparently my husband packed Guild Wars 2 with the Wii games because it has a white case. I think he’s racist. -@ivanca homoPHOBIA is being upset that two people who APPEAR to share a gender are engaging in sexual attraction. -On my quest to find the game controller, so far I’ve found: a hitachi hard drive dated 2006 lying loose with Wii game disc boxes -@katzmandu I don’t know. I have only ever used a GameCube controller. But now we have a Wii-U sans GameCube ports :( -DH and Roommate are at the movies. I’m hunting for our classic controller for Wii so I can play Super Smash Bros… got a new disc. -@Killermari @RHY3756547 wait do they even have fed-ex in Canada -@Killermari @RHY3756547 “sorry, I can’t go swimming today - just got a delivery from red-x.” -@USSJoin @BsidesBoston unlikely, sorry! -@tangenteroja what happened afterwards in any given case is completely outside the scope of the original snark :p -@tangenteroja not having an Independence Day sounds so… British! -@tangenteroja https://t.co/776ZQGYwVS -@ErrataRob but in any case, https://t.co/776ZQGYwVS looks like most of the world sans China celebrates Independence Day. -@ErrataRob how joke-uncentric of you -@RageKit @puellavulnerata because mocking cavemen for willfully being cavemen is good sport -@uppfinnarn and I quote, because “this code was not written by <corporation> of Indiana” -@uppfinnarn in one case they literally filed a complaint that our report had false positives, as in, “mistakenly marked vulnerable”, because -@uppfinnarn it’s clear that they’re being forced to do it by someone higher in the company, usually. -I feel sorry for countries who were liberated from oppression during a cold or rainy month; how do they picnic? -@ShadowTodd I was going to say it’s an honor to star in someone’s fan fiction, no matter how bad it is, but Then I read it -@tenfootfangs deluxe snake (* extra charges may apply) -@sakjur to echo @eevee : I’m notorious for tweeting things people can’t believe I’d say out loud. But I’m a diehard privacy RIGHTS advocate. -@tapbot_paul because a westerner drew this font. Also that’s racist 👲 -@rezeusor actually the first word that came to mind was “strangle” but I prefer to not leave room for being mistaken for real violent intent -@puellavulnerata I suspect that’s due to likely legal problems for bitcoin in America in the very near future. -“I have to type in my root password to install software!” No, no, no, stop confusing your repo with all programs in existence -I’d like to slap the Linux cultist on Ars who a) calls OSX users “weenies” and b) insists that Linux users aren’t susceptible to malware?!? -@wookiee I was given a bunch of free accounts to hand out, so I imagine some of that is follower overlap running the twitter importer -The sad truth is we have customers who want us to ignore flaws in their shipping code if it's "by another team" -@brian_sniffen @joshcorman @veracode in my opinion, crashier == more exploitable -@eevee so I opened a twitter tab and noticed you were on fire and I was very concerned until I remembered what you were doing today -@isharacomix I use pp-mck which is a textual macro language that compiles to asm source -@vogon but zero is null! -“If you are sitting exactly on the equator or prime meridian, make sure you use a float 0.0 rather than an integer 0” -@LJonhny oh, it is the prior… so I guess that will actually return zero rather than crash -@LJonhny strlen() can return zero in getKey but it’d take some work to actually put yourself in that situation -@LJonhny there’s technically a divide by zero possibility but w/e. other than it leaving behind forensic evidence, it looks fine. -@chead not particularly -@dinodaizovi <3 -@_larry0 I'm a firm believer in the idea you CAN get Windows as performant as Linux- first thing, we kill all the printer drivers. -Great now did I cause redraw errors in elinks and why is it persisting after a terminal reset -The mouse works over putty for clicking links in elinks?? mind == blown -High-fidelity browsing on the $50 Laptop -- but really how do I put cacaview in 256-color mode http://t.co/CfIstMYyLV -@LJonhny only if you don’t make me type in the URL myself ;) -I want you to know I am excessively proud of https://t.co/z6KEnxhFES writing “traditional” music on chip is kind of my thing -@DarrenPMeyer actually it weighs almost nothing -@chead @AppDotNet though I don’t post enough over there because I can’t auto-post from my *twitter* client to both… -@chead @AppDotNet I funded it because I want there to be a legitimate competitor to Twitter, and so far it seems to be succeeding at that -So @AppDotNet gave me 75 free-tier account invites —> https://t.co/cRINYRIIPW will autofollow me, won’t be offended if you unfollow. -Company-wide email asking for photos for a directory. Included footnote: real photo only, not avatar. Well fine I see how it is -Here at Incredibly Inefficient Designs, we strive to make sure a simple 9V wall wart covers FOUR plugs on your power strip. -@rantyben homophobia == disgust at two people of *same gender* being too touchy. So on and so forth. -@quine did it have the control code that sets the high bit on ASCII and turns text into table art hieroglyphics? That’s my favorite -How on earth did my sandals get white paint … down the *side* but not the bottom?! -@thegrugq @WeldPond @Squelchtone I firmly believe that “Weld Pond”, “Space Rogue” etc are their real names and “Wysopal” etc is just a cover -@DarthNull about half my contact list is XMPP outsiders… not that I claim to be particularly representative -Today is a day to celebrate the decrease in homophobia, transphobia, and all other forms of gender-based prejudice. We’re winning. -@DarthNull it’s not the ability to use XMPP clients they removed, it’s the ability to talk to XMPP accounts that are not google accounts -@psobot if people can’t tell it’s automated, it’s a good automation -@rantyben @stevelord is looking fabulous -In my notoriously humble opinion, the government playing savior with private 0day protections is misguided, wrong, and frankly dangerous. -@rantyben @osxreverser around here it’s for snobby people and apparently the CEO would rather burn extras than give them to poor people -This anti-Google ad has at its core a valid point but then Microsoft owns Skype. http://t.co/3SdTxrb5nc -@fransla unfortunately in this case it was likely state-sponsored meaning they can just print new ID cards… -@fransla code signing certs are a bit of a different beast — much easier to actually enforce. -@pod2g should have figured @osxreverser would wear Abercrombie and Fitch… -@ra6bit @abby_ebooks the code is of the mind of dear @m1sp plus some patches from other friends -@Beryllium9 and it may not be some profound amount of money, but it's probably more than the ads/datascraping bring in for me per month -@Beryllium9 as I've said before, I'm actually a paying customer of Google -@ryanmr like I care, I'm not doing it. -@ivanca quite the contrary, she is a horrible human being -@TechieRuss a fake victim to lure in malicious hackers -@TechieRuss watering hole is reverse honey pot. Genuine malware waiting for legit user to fall in. -@matt_merkle sure, it's a simple and easy way to do that, that doesn't mean I'm okay with it -@m1sp can I hand this person over to your loving twitter care -@ivanca oh my gods. Recursive facepalm. One woman who's an awful person DIDN'T win the vice presidency! Sexism is over! -Google already knows my real phone number through other means, but it's the principle of the thing: exchange phone number for longer videos? -@landley ... I was complaining about OSX this time. -Youtube won't let me post this video unless I confirm my phone number. Well that's a shame -@ivanca you hear that everyone! someone called BS on patriarchy! It's not true that most power figures in the world are men! -New chiptune https://t.co/z6KEnxhFES to a melody I thought of one day in 10th grade -@ivanca ie shocker patriarchy is bad for ALL HUMANS. -@ivanca so I don't see how that's a "point" in your "favor" of being "oppressed", unless you think women are what cause wars. -@ivanca going to the war is the most horrible thing in the universe and no human being of any sort should ever be subjected to that -@Forkk13 I spent the better part of ten minutes trying to get it to stop appending .txt to my "duplicate" (ie "Save as, but weird") -@ivanca *facepalm* you are. totally. not getting. it. -@janiczek yes it does? there's a dropdown for NOT appending .txt. -@Forkk13 save as -> any type -# 335174534267289600 -@JordicusMaximus not 8-bit "style". It's an actual chiptune! -ffs TextEdit.app there are extensions other than .txt stop appending .txt even Notepad.exe understands this concept -@The1TrueSean I mean the photoshops, if that wasn't clear. -Decided I absolutely hated how I did https://t.co/y9jHJ5CyrY so I tweaked it a bit and replaced it... -Now paypal is telling me that as a German citizen I have certain rights. I swear this is a bare connection straight through an American ISP -@drwilco aan de slag! I realize that last word has many meanings. -@m1sp good morning <3 -@xa329 actually it's because I was trying to find a video in Dutch once, I think, and went to the Dutch youtube. -Also, I like that the "get started" button in the Dutch interface can be literally translated as "to the battle!" #excitableidioms -Of course, now Youtube thinks I'm British and I assume recommendations will start learning Dr. Who-ish. -@RvMouche ik spreek een beetje, maar ik wil mijn Engels :) -Huh. Going to the British (not USA/generic) youtube domain fixed it back on the generic domain. Hello again, English! h/t @therulerofchina -@therulerofchina wow that worked -So my youtube interface is in Dutch on ONE particular computer for no particular reason and no apparent way to switch it back. -@Mega_Turd the worst! (It was malware) -I got someone’s code signing certificate revoked today! I’m super dangerous, don’t mess with me! -@jdiezlopez uh, I’m not really sure. I classify chiptunes only by what chip they are a program for. -@_wirepair generic assets, not artwork and stuff, I won’t begrudge them that -@_wirepair I know he has turned down many benefits of pope which will save a fortune; hopefully he can find some assets to sell off -I never go to the @DunkinDonuts right next to my house — because they were rude to me for not being familiar with the menu already. No line. -@_wirepair did he really say so? Good on him. While obviously I don’t have strong agreement with anyone who qualifies as pope, he’s > most -@robertcromwell @vogon fractions: the fatal weakness of computers that almost no one knows about -@eevee I remember when my classmates found that out in freshman English… it wasn’t pretty. -@tomchop_ I need to change the file -@The1TrueSean are you… making these at work -@MrToph all my teenage websites were written entirely in notepad -@theROPfather can I save it back out ? -@jeremiahfelt can I save it back out that way ? -@Neostrategos cyborg privilege -What tool would you recommend for OSX to increase the base volume of a quicktime movie -I’ve obtained a copy of my NES talk, but I’m told the audio is Maybe Not So Good. -Why does Preview.app even register as a handler for XLSX if it's just going to hang or crash every time I try to open one? -@henmob it largely comes down to a) have a healthy skepticism of free programs found online b) keep your OS and browser up to date -@ivanca if you really don't get it, we don't have much to discuss. Ten. thousand. years. of recorded history of patriarchy. -And I use the word "several" because even security-wise people catch something occasionally. It happens. It just shouldn't happen a lot. -Consider "knows how to NOT catch malware on work computers several times a year" a basic requirement for any desk job. For serious. -And of course it's one of the "usual suspects" for catching malware. Don't let your organization *have* usual suspects. Teach them something -Someone at my mother's workplace actually caught ransomware. Actually. caught. ransomware. A for Amazing Fail -Signs my existence is electronic: "Wait! The serial number on that dollar bill is clearly visible! Someone will steal it!... ... wait" -Esteemed coworker George Washington got a custom sign plate for his desk for only a dollar http://t.co/zJ6mrOqNzo -@ioerror my OTR jabber should be logged in if you have a link you can drop (I'm out at lunch ATM) -@kennywyland @darkuncle @GSElevator @vogon ever see a Washington DC license plate? They ain't forgotten. They're a trite bitter even... -@GSElevator @vogon in all fairness to the (original) Tea Party, it *is* one of the most celebrated and revered events in American history. -@ioerror where might I find a copy of the Mac malware ? I want to appraise the competency level of the code -Re: the Mac malware @ioerror found: reprehensible abuse of signing certs. Hilarious inability to use a hidden folder. -@NGalbreath @rantyben is there a particular reason they thought we needed to know the exact processor model etc? -@kherge it’s… a real mailing list, that I subscribed to :p my filter to put it in a folder broke -@tsdNull it is better to rule in Scotland than… -@acfrazier_open I will read the fine print but I suspect I don’t really mind as long as they’re not cloning me for my genius ;) -I think I will order a genetics testing so I can prove once and for all I am in fact the rightful queen of Scotland, as I always suspected -@garlimidon http://t.co/TqsWrzdroK -@kdmurray only have the one actually (not counting internal mailing lists which just dump straight to my inbox anyway) -.@garlimidon tweeting is a free action -Dilemma: do I take the time to fix my email filter or do I take the time to just unsubscribe from this mailing list -@ArakinUK @Tomi_Tapio tell those kids to stop talking in the theatre !!! -@captcarl13 … seriously? I can’t recognize you at all -Does @0xcharlie even count as a hexadecimal handle? I say he’s out of the club -@thegrugq @justdionysus @0xcharlie I prefer the reading “Naughts and Crosses,” but that would also be a good name for a hacker gang -@mikko apparently the feds didn’t give their credit card for auto-renewal -@ivanca though I presume you live in a different country than me, and perhaps there it’s not routine to call boys “girls” to insult them. -@ivanca it’s not “ironic”, it hurts less because you’re already in the position of power. -@Raspberry_Pi thank you for actually warning of this… -@hypatiadotca @kreativedge \o/ -@marsroverdriver but but… the book is about the last two Mohicans. -@rhcp011235 @m_kopas please unfollow me -@Phoul @thegrugq @m1sp they did, but no fatalities. Then they said "you're alright." XD -@thegrugq @m1sp the context is we joined a faction and asked where their hangout was. Apparently they don't like that... -@thegrugq you'd like this guy @m1sp and I just met in eve. "I gave you the wrong system to meet up in because OPSEC" -And no, I wasn't in nullsec, I was in 0.4, nor at the gate either. -@ameaijou 0.4-sec -Baby's first podding in eve, nipped downstairs to put water on the stove while in a system with zero other players... -@BandeausStuff @chriseng hahaha don't worry about it! It's just a plain black case so whatever. -# 334785515284992003 -@ra6bit Blackhat has, funny enough, always been a white hat conference; it was Defcon that was truly weird. -"10.00 cargo units would be required to complete this operation. Destination container only has 14.53 units available." What #eve -@vathpela @no_structure I'm pretty sure he meant clients other than web. -Guess who’s keynoting Blackhat? He worked his way up from merely presenting at Defcon — General Alexander! -@dguido hey now!… but we don’t scan kernel mode code, which is what I presume they mean by “Linux.” -Playing an exciting game of screen shot forensics; someone in Ukraine is going to be amused by their ssh logs. -@eevee I enjoy seeing you rant https://t.co/Y6Vq8z120K -Hey @arstechnica I can consistently cause an internal error by submitting a comment with an emoji in it 👾 -@Xecantur the exact design of the casing was a little different from the box; I think it looks okay -@DaKnObCS you really go all out… -@bortzmeyer @endrazine completely lacking context, I assume that’s a Harry Potter spell. -@kittygetwet and nothing really caught my interest or blew me away; only thing that stuck is YouTube will load faster soon. -@kittygetwet I don’t know what I expected but all the quotes from Larry Page are weirding me out -@Kufat I only own one Chromebook ! -It seems that whether or not you can currently load Mt. Gox is largely continent on whether you’re on landline or cellular -I’m not too pleased with Google’s show today; and hold the “you’re the product” snark, my bank account is billed by Google monthly. -Someone in Luxembourg says Mt. Gox is loading but for everyone else it’s 502? -Something dark and evil has come out of Google this day https://t.co/Y6Vq8z120K -@cataspanglish @Penenberg really ??? You’re the only person so far for whom it loaded ! -@lukegb gack -Hey everyone at the keynote! I followed along for a while, got bored, went to lunch, got coffee, came back, checked my mail…, is it done yet -@DarrenPMeyer @dinodaizovi that was clearly a Cyrillic code page. To evoke evil. -@tapbot_paul but you have at least one friend ! -@_higg @DrPizza it’s my Technologist Privilege to do so, but that’s not an answer for the general public -@lukegb I want text chat. Over XMPP. Which is apparently going away. Lots of my contacts use non-google XMPP accounts -“Hangouts (replaces Talk)” is pretty much the exact opposite of anything I would ever want to happen to my android device -I’m pretty sure a kid in the next apartment over grabs his mom’s keychain and just locks and unlocks the car through the window #beep #beep -@DrPizza I’m sure this page will offer a perfectly sensible explanation as soon as it stops crashing my browser -@DrPizza wait what What -I’m my own team. http://t.co/IwUqg1MMCP -As a merchant of code review: don’t tell users they’re wrong about there being an RCE bug because you already had it reviewed. -@tapbot_paul my standards are low : you and I were in the same irc channel once and neither of us kick banned the other. Ergo, friends. -@mansaxel @runasand I admit my definition of "major media outlet" is a bit English-centric -@Ammoniak google io -@Xecantur I had an Aspire One, the keyboard is the same kind but a little more cheaply manufactured -@grp they’re extremely good at some things and good enough at the rest. -“Even Google’s own services have been fragmented at times.” Oh I get it, humor through extreme understatement -Nooooo stop with the “flip the card over” UI paradigm. That’s excess mental state spent on tracking geometry of flat things -@niteshad @essobi in 2011; I was trying to express wonderment at how quickly prices come down. -@xkeepah error: already on a retina screen, that’s like, eight pixels -@niteshad @essobi honestly, the Windows CE is probably pirated. But it’s not the current version so I doubt it’s a priority to MS -If anyone doesn’t want their Pixel, I can provide it with a good home -@Kufat one can readily install full Linux on it, without stupid tricks, to the best of my knowledge -They’re… giving away Pixels. Not the $600 phone, but the $zillion Pixel. -@tenfootfangs wow that’s a lot of dinosaurs -@tapbot_paul someone’s been spoiled by Apple secrecy ;) -@tapbot_paul I am Interested(tm) in my YouTube loading 50% faster (I already use Chrome, so no changes on my end) -@vogon “goal was to get it into hands of devs” => “this is a concept device no normal person would or could buy” -I’m pretty sure “why doesn’t Pandora do x” is “to qualify as a true radio station and keep prices down.” Re: Google All Access, $10/month -Not a fan of the Linux “silent fix” thing. Goal was to train sysadmins to always patch without delay. It has the opposite effect -@DirtySocks85 that’s unusual though. And who would fill in their mother’s age in a radio app?! -Google: we have the most bandwidth of anyone on earth. But we didn’t bring enough of it to our keynote demo. -@vogon honestly, I only spell it terr’rist to avoid the Suspicious Tweeting filters (which appear to actually be that naive) -@Mordicant they didn’t mark on the form that they’re a currency exchange! But… they’re not a real currency? -It’s official: the Department of Homeland Security (you know, created in response to Sept 11th?) is trying to take down Mt. Gox. -@morphcat :p -@chpwn did you repaste the URL from the deleted tweet? Because it broke -@jakx_ which is one advantage bitcoin has - you can’t have a mismatch between actual money and money you believe you have. -@jakx_ just a number in a field… it turns out that electronic banking is pretty much 100% dependent on accurate and honest bankers. -@garlimidon that was the idea yes :p -OH: pandora should use your age to calculate the probability you only think you like a song because your parents played it a lot -Connection between bank teller and bank database not encrypted. Sniff password, create account, make free money. http://t.co/VJrBLc0hRy -Props to @newyorker for being the first major media outlet to take serious steps to protect whistleblowers online http://t.co/7glokZDdPO -facial recognition surveillance tech still falls down in uncontrolled scenarios http://t.co/PGD0jC5h0o (and probably always will) -@m1sp btw I’m working from home today if you want to voice chat :D -@mdowd @pod2g listen, I can get you the number of a battered hacker’s shelter, they’ll protect you… -. @_FloridaMan shoots himself while bowling — now that takes talent http://t.co/kiBY3oD5ZO -@nonstampNSC as original as an Angry Birds knockoff -@jenniferbn2 you know, I thought a main trance sounded occultic, but I was gonna not say anything ;) -@m1sp diagonal movement?! I quit. Not playing. -@m1sp yeah, that’s actually the only post of his I’ve ever seen be widely mistaken for factual -@bpblack oh hi! -Based on the state of my inbox, it seems Exchange suddenly decided to disregard my filter rules after “planned maintenance” last night -@m1sp Mispy dear… google the name of the author -@Neostrategos I’m WFH on account of DH’s knee and one can’t access the blog login over VPN #acronyms -@ivanca and for the record, I did not point out on reddit that I (the redditor) was she (the author). -@ivanca misgendering people when all the information is there is freaking offensive. I’ve written extensively on the issue. -@nate_smith it has no brand. ali baba -> search netbook -> sort by price -> the WinCE one in five colors w/ ethernet that they all carry -@LJonhny her hostname is MiniSanguine, in homage to the pink computer I owned when I was 16 -Playing Dwarf Fortress over SSH again, but this time, on the $50 Laptop http://t.co/Ke302Vh6as -@m1sp probably every person whose data is specifically included, as a gesture of thanks -Time to make a sweep of reddit, hn, etc and comment "pronoun check" to everyone who referred to me as "he" with my real name displayed -@anthonicaldwell ali express -> search "netbook" -> sort by price -@L0sPengu1n0s I’ve heard of “Don’t Starve” but I’ve never played it -@L0sPengu1n0s that is a very very very vague question :p -This is totally inaccurate. I keep my iPad in a case http://t.co/5RBe7avWZk -@chriseng !!! Yaaaaay -@kufat oh noes I got an airline phishing email haha it thinks my name is Adam wait oh. -@chriseng :( -@kyhwana @DefDist probably nobody’s. -Amazing how every controversial video on YouTube is in violation of someone’s copyright and must go away -Ali Express is now trying to sell me a Muslim prayer tally counter that would make an "ideal Christmas gift" #cultureishard -@drwilco I think I can spare the seven minutes to get it to level one -@collettiquette @m1sp I mean "thank you for more money", not "I demand more money" :p -@collettiquette @m1sp more money!!! \o/ -Oh hey, WinCE comes with regedit! Oh hey, I can turn on file extensions this way! -@collettiquette @m1sp my character's name is Clarion Maenad -@m1sp kay <3 -@gbuzogany eve online -@m1sp give me a ring if you log on <3 -Got a long night of studying ahead! (cc @m1sp) http://t.co/FqdKMOsLNe -@davidjayharris https://t.co/ejH0GYfYuP my friends maintain it -@innismir nah my friend does -Uncanny ebooks is at it again https://t.co/WghUJjEQmy -@abby_ebooks of course it is -# 334456881542230016 -If the Mt. Gox/Dwolla thing was about specific money launderers, a total shutdown would be counterproductive to actually catching them -@ra6bit I think most people don’t apply skepticism to things they observe casually and just take them at face value -The American government believes in capitalism, but competing currency is economic terrorism! http://t.co/Uc95TO9W4l -@drwilco in this case there’s nothing wrong per se - everything is SSL’d with an appropriate cert, just not single server -@landley don’t forget the 4GB flash and wifi -@drwilco the html is served from the site proper and the images from generic dot CDN dot com -Does Microsoft still do tech support for their BASIC interpreter ? -@eevee I’m sorry. Had a series of dreams about my grandfather where I suddenly remember he’s dead and wake up. It’s extremely upsetting. -@sebasmonia *customers* keep things alive forever :) -So far as I know, the only product Microsoft has ever successfully put to rest is BOB, and even that took years, until they killed Clippy. -@sebasmonia hahahahahahaha Nothing Microsoft ships ever dies. Except Clippy… we hope. -@SGgrc @solak there’s no “snap” in comparing Linux of today to Windows of 2001. Their fault for not upgrading in a timely fashion! -@jennifurret you and @JackLScanlan are a surreal interruption in my constant stream of information security tweets -IE for Windows CE is actually TOO paranoid about SSL. I have to manually approve every single image loaded from a CDN -@nipungupta @essobi @niteshad everyone not in the first world, which to a first approximation is everyone. -@malwarejake ali express -> search "netbook" -> sort by price. Many vendors have them, compare shipping options -@chadwik66 @jastrzebskij I'm busy <s>working</s> playing with my pink computer -@landley could stand to use a few more comments -@niteshad @essobi or in $50 netbooks. -My marketing team would appreciate it if y'all's social network/newsreader apps would send referrer strings with jucier metadata -I’m not installing Linux, everyone. Shocking, I know. -@vogon with how often I have to cut the power, it’s a short matter of time until I corrupt the fat32 filesystem -Hey everyone I am really good at hanging Windows CE -@kufat but... it's already been announced. (for both.) -Currently browsing Linux sites like @lwnnet from Windows CE just to screw with their browser statistics -@briankrebs that's prejudiced against gay boys and straight girls who are also skiddies! ... not that I've ever met one. -@grp don't "duh" me. It isn't, in general, intuitively obvious behavior. -Blackberry has an identity crisis, gets black-out drunk, awakes to find it put its core feature on iOS App Store -Protip: if you use { gtalk, skype, aim, facebook chat, etc } assume that any url you paste WILL be acccessed and maybe cached. -@niallgdonaghy this keyboard only goes to F10! -I got Opera Mobile working, but it has this annoying simulated mouse I can’t make go away. -I’m extremely competitive regarding our corporate blog stats. I’m currently “winning” highest traffic day again. -@Xecantur it’s okay for the size, but the spacebar seems to have only one thing under it rather than the usual two -@blowdart XP is five years younger than the copyright on this build of CE, not hard to import features ;) -@blowdart it’s CE -@donicer @whitequark most native Windows programs should be recompileable for wince with a few macros / tweaks -@blowdart it has the Windows XP classic skin set - Marine, Spruce, Rose, etc -I made it more pink http://t.co/sLN6wEcX34 -@info_dox it has no brand, no name. It’s just “7 inch netbook - Windows CE or Android 2.2” -@info_dox there is no link to the exact product. There is only Ali Express -> search netbook -> sort by price -@ra6bit you got an ARM driver? -I love Windows CE! More accurately, I will once I can get Opera Mini or Fennec working. -@craptard @egyp7 it confuses me that people assume I’m using ie out of ignorance rather than a specific reason to which snark does not apply -You know, if someone wanted to penetrate our network, a watering hole that sells small, cheap, pastel colored computers would be ideal -@egyp7 as soon as I figure out how to fix the fact that I’ve hung IE ;) -@egyp7 then down in Navigator it says CPU class ARM, platform WinCE -@egyp7 pastebin is crashing. But it’s picking up as OS name Windows, OS flavor 7, browser IE 8 -@eyd go on a site like Ali express, search for netbook, and sort by price. -@CyborgCode she is by a certain artist on pixiv, the character outdates my account :) her name is Kasane Teto -@duckinator China ! And yes this is adorably retro! It’s like I’m using a laptop from the year 2000 but with today’s internet -Tweeting from the $50 netbook! If my account starts posting Chinese spam, you know what happened. -IE for Windows CE 6 doesn’t have Verisign in the certificate store -@whitequark there is an x86 windows ce but this is arm. -@sawaba the most generic one possible. No brand. No name. Just $50 and a probably pirated Windows CE 6. -@tapbot_paul it’s basically exactly like Windows 2000 but you need to compile for arm. </over simplified> -Step Two: Boot It Step Three: I can't believe that actually worked http://t.co/Cm9O7S1H4M -Step 1: Bling It http://t.co/oQomReIxKd -It came with a user manual! In ENGLISH! -It's here!!! There is literally no info on the box except "keep dry" http://t.co/vnpMF5gwgc -@gsuberland #AfterMidnightKickstarting -@WeldPond @thegrugq I’m not sure who that guy on the left is but @0xcharlie has good taste -@WeldPond @thegrugq look Mr. The Grugq, no matter how many journalists you pay to describe your boyish good looks…, -@MrToph “Payday 2? I better tell T — oh.” -And I’m not blaming/shaming her for being rich; our health care problem can’t be solved by celebrity charity. -Re: the Angelina Jolie story: shame we live in a country that doesn’t subsidize an ounce of prevention to keep pounds of cure on the shelf -My manager points out that “MEMS” is an acronym for a specific type of accelerometer, as I ought to have guessed. -@Twirrim nothing works with express anyway -@cab105 muahaha my plan to dethrone @MarkKriegsman with single most popular blog article is coming along nicely -I'm sure the youtuber I got the hard drive restore image from is totally legit because he has a British accent -My Terrible Netbook may be here as soon as tomorrow. I found a hard drive restore image (on... youtube) for when I inevitably break it ;) -@dipidoo I'm just screwing around with emulators for the fun of it :) -All I wanted to see was how truly terrible IE on Windows Mobile is. -Find option for putting emulated phone on network -> it wants a non-bundled driver -> MS has removed driver from its site -@H_kyber Chrome -Did you know you can just, like, download standalone Windows Mobile emulators? Can't figure out how to get this pretend phone on wifi though -@kyhwana it was something of a rush situation. “Honey I need the password” -He even installed Firefox and made it the default. We need to have a talk. -Hmm haven’t used this computer since I let my husband AUGH THE WALLPAPER what did he AUGH MY MOUSE SETTINGS -“We better censor what these articles in two major newspapers were about! Someone might go and READ them!” -The most adorably futile redacting ever [ @ioerror @normative ] http://t.co/6IKCpQvpCn -“Freedom of the press”: phone records of AP seized. With no particular justification. http://t.co/gwcpS8g9KK -@NamTaf \o/ -# 334044605270093825 -@JastrzebskiJ no need, I was referring to literal doors -@chort0 @chadwik66 the very fact that they call it “cyber security” would ward off about half the people worth pursuing -@c1tr1c I haven’t been able to clearly see what its number is yet -@m1sp @fncombo I mean they can’t photoshop a realistic looking artist’s conception to “show” the final product -@WeldPond hahaha HAHAHA *cough* I mean oh what a surprise -@m1sp lemme know if you want to go work on our space spreadsheets -@m1sp @fncombo Kickstarter has tightened rules on “concept art” to avoid misrepresenting what stage the r&d is at -@admung I really don’t approve of hiding lazily posting cool pictures behind the veil of parodying a real photographer; there’s no parody -Apparently this photo has been fooling people since at least 2009 https://t.co/lqPSeP3u6b you can’t tell that’s not a rabbit? REALLY? -@NatGeopix I suppose it’s too late to complain this is incredibly fake -@pa28 yeah but like - I’ve seen helicopters thousands of times - these are the lowest ones I’ve ever seen not in takeoff / landing -@C0deH4cker it’s Sun Microsystems’ campus near Boston. They are gone, but sometimes, under the full moon, you can hear the beards rustle… -Us Southerners are confused by your quaint Massachusetts notion of paying taxes directly to the nearest town -An, there is a helicopter school not too far from here, that’s probably the most sensible explanation. -@Beryllium9 fortunately I don’t think the office park has dehumanized us THAT much yet. -@amanicdroid I have a photograph! -It’s not traffic reports, wrong time and place; it’s not a news copter afaict, no news; circles low repeatedly; navy blue and yellow. -I saw that colorful helicopter again today; once is odd but twice is concerning, IMO. What *are* they doing so low to the ground? -@onekade @puellavulnerata unfortunately I haven’t been able to get a clear view of the tail number to look it up; could be normal stuff. -@onekade @puellavulnerata I keep seeing a yellow and blue helicopter circling around the Burlington Mall near Boston the last few weeks. -@puellavulnerata let’s take two things we don’t like And draw an “implies” sign between them Brilliant -@mikko the last color you see as something cools before its warmth becomes unseen to you -@0xcharlie @dakami cold, man -The special effects studio here always leaves their door open - who wants a copy of the Transformers movie pre-CGI? http://t.co/tcsVe1HEDs -@dakami making sure you see this http://t.co/4c9o7b2gcn :D -@AnthonyBlore yeah to me that’s a kind of spider. Freaky kind of spider. -@Se3ek which explains why my dad’s Dutch friends were in disbelief that deer wrecking cars is a serious problem around here. -@Se3ek northeastern USA has an almost identical ecology to western Europe. Except our deer are bigger. -.@michaelminella but folk etymology never lies!! -Business card for scale http://t.co/MfnCCkY5il -They’re not mosquitos, they’re three inches across. They’re “mosquito hawks” that eat mosquitos, so one shouldn’t kill them. -@elad3 ain’t no mosquito three inches across. They’re “mosquito hawks” — they eat mosquitos. -Oh hello hi please go away http://t.co/POMqOACcXI -@Saturn500Jared @scATX so what they mean is “it looks like the criminals are unambiguously American, so there’s no issue here!” -@Saturn500Jared @scATX except randomly shooting up a crowd of innocent strangers is pretty terroristy -(And if you genuinely don’t know where a picture came from, disclaim so clearly!) -Dear journalists and bloggers: “Twitter” is not ever the source of a photograph. Link. The. ACCOUNT. @pinknews -@DarrenPMeyer @skimbrel a bit rude they didn’t actually link to the twitter account they sourced the image from -@tapbot_paul you know, I can’t even be mad about the tax thing, as I was always surprised someone hadn’t found a way to legislate it yet. -@_larry0 woo -@thwartedefforts the “university” part was just meant to convey that learning to program takes years of dedication. -My blog about reverse engineering the program that consumed more ram when I shook my tablet http://t.co/4c9o7b2gcn -@grp I can't even tell when you're trolling anymore -@artkiver no one is contesting a paying customer’s right to complain, only a not directly paying because it’s open source one. -@furicle no, but we all know those evil bakers are in on it somehow. -Another pet peeve of mine is “it’s open source so it’s your fault if you didn’t go to university to learn programming to patch it yourself” -@mescyn #OpenSourceBeingUserHostile -There is literally no point to “points” for buying stuff except the “hot dogs and buns” racket http://t.co/5O2IZzsj62 -@hypatiadotca oh my gods I’ve gotten like a hundred -@realnudel I love translucent terminals. I’d only not use one on a machine too weak to actually render that. Like, seventeen megahertz. -@mescyn then link to wherever the hell the rationale is. No rationale? Oh look I found the problem !! -@mescyn “it was removed because <sensible reason> and won’t come back because <sensible reason> sorry, <suggested workaround>” <— good -@mescyn no rationale. User hostile. -@artkiver … that is the most “and this is what’s wrong with open source” comment imaginable ;) -@mescyn um, it’s like no one read the actual ticket and the actual response ! It’s the most straightforward non trolling ticket imaginable -@dhicynic @dylanmccall it isn’t ? -@elad3 open source has a social problem; success is contingent on not brewing community upsets like these -@elad3 yes, step 1. There’s an ordering dependency. -@elad3 I didn’t say they’re evil, just that no wonder folks say “my feature disappeared and GNOME is less useful to me now” -@elad3 Look at the actual ticket. Look at the actual response. All ranting came after that response. -Also, don’t miss the fact that GNOME is an actual foundation, with finances, not a hobby developer github account ;) -@elad3 but gnome is not a hobby project. They are a *foundation*. They have *money* and everything. -@elad3 valid argument for hobby side projects with a few thousand users or less! -@furicle that ticket is from a few weeks ago. Then someone posted it to HN and the fuss started. But it’s a righteous fussing IMO. -@elad3 @dotstdy what the feature is or how useless it was is completely tangential from the actual problem -I don’t care if it’s the stupidest feature in the history of the universe, that’s not professional behavior. End open source rant -@elad3 yes, I already read it -From the G+ thread: user is “irrationally attached” to feature that disappeared without explanation and devs wouldn’t give explanation. -@dotstdy @elad3 and… why not just like… say so? -Now, offering an actual rationale for why a feature was removed when someone opens a ticket (or linking to one) would be… better. -I don’t care that they’re “open source”, if they want to be a real project then they gotta not close “where did my feature go” with “no” -@elad3 strongly disagree. They are a *community* project. “No. *wontfix*” is completely anti-community -@dylanmccall … and sure it’s freeware, but it’s positioned as a serious product, ergo the users are customers. -@dylanmccall “where did my existing feature go?” “Wontfix” nope, that’s the most rude-to-customers thing a programmer can possibly do -@Motoma more likely you lost power while it was being written to or something ? -See, this is why no one likes GNOME anymore https://t.co/Gc81ZfzUCP someone got banned from the bugtraq for posting it to hacker news -@quine @m0nk_dot I had a dream you died stopping a car thief. I assume my dreams work on rand( people I follow on twitter ) for content -@banasidhe @attritionorg @carsteneiram I’m Dutch-born and I’ll allow being conflated with the Danish - just not the Deutsch. -@aidenconri just something San disk makes -@quine @m0nk_dot guessing I’m blocked, huh. -$85 *was* a bulk price, I don't think one could buy these individually if they tried -@kuripyon that was the quoted price per unit for "Android manufacturers" so I assume that was bulk. -I googled the model of processor (VIA 8650) in these $50 netbooks. In 2011, the processors cost $85 each. -@m0nk_dot @sergeybratus art is android… but document template is OSX… does not compute -@joshua613 I'm a bit of an asm education advocate :) -Ever stop and think that we successfully got the entire world to treat “MP3” as a real and proper word to be said with a straight face -@matthew_d_green who loves OSI and doesn’t realize it’s unrealistic? Everyone in my undergrad gave the prof a look of disbelief ! -All the cute cases are for iPad Mini! This sends a negative body image to all 10” tablets -@mirell it should become encrypted when the device is locked. -@m1sp_ebooks who are we talking about, little robot? @sciencecomic ? -# 333732938095140865 -@Kufat yes -Today on “odd phrases to put on an iPad case” http://t.co/Vd6ByytGkY -@chriseng oh where is everyone going to sit ?! -@tanonev not for lack of trying! It turns out most homicidal maniacs went to storm trooper academy -17 injured in parade mass shooting http://t.co/PWhHhK8eXk <— and this barely registers as news if there’s no bomb. -@jvanegue no one, not one person, prefers OpenSSL for anything -@_f_a_t_ donno yet -@blowdart you take that back YOU TAKE THAT BAokay. -@H0lyPuma Either my bank is lazy or their algorithm knows that I buy electronics every time I get two pennies in my pocket -Whoa hey they have pink Android watches on aliexpress... .... ..... -@RichardBarrell trust me there will be like six billion pictures of it when it arrives -@brentrubell why not? Never owned a Windows CE device before! -on aliexpress: "People who bought <cheap netbook> also bought <five pages of novelty correction tape dispensers>" -@akopa the solitaire one is win -@yaakov_h It's kind of like a pond that's only three inches deep and every square inch has reeds growing in it -@nicklockwood yup. dear @m1sp is, irrefutably, my personally allocated Australian. -Talking to my Australian, they are amazed that there is functioning marshland literally about ten feet from my door :) -Have you ever had a dream someone you know died and then you internalize it and spend the day being sad they're dead? (It was @quine) -@HanakoGames now use all of them in one tweet (that one doesn’t count) -The “mommy and daddy still love each other” bit in this Boston police vs FBI spat is adorable http://t.co/M3REIkQbom -@WhiteMageSlave success is being permanently associated with smug grins -@m1sp meep -@puellavulnerata wow, she and I actually agree on something! -@WhiteMageSlave awww! Thank you! -@m1sp eeeeeee! I’m awake! I’m on! -@dan_crowley not a video, but I think it has rudimentary anti screenshot of some sort (obvs another device can always record the screen) -Drunk @MrToph ad drunk @apiary cannot collectively clear World 1-1 in Super Mario 3. -@fncombo do they not have mothers in your country? -@comex having finally determined the Brawl disc is not in my possession, I have ordered another that shall come by post. -My drunk friends have discovered Skullgirls on the Xbox. Their drunk logic is defeated by characters with detachable heads -# 333367635116949504 -Geek house party problems: “whose iPhone is this? Who has an iPhone with a cherry blossom wallpaper” -@jennifurret @NomentionofKev … wow. I always knew those random photos were stolen from some random person, but when it’s someone you know…! -Eve tales: giving a cargo container progressively more passive-aggressive labels as another player drifts closer and closer to it -@justintroutman @kaepora @kivikakk except that's kind of the whole point of the app -@Geesu @cgiffard http://t.co/O4JpPZdOhl "SanDisk Cruzer Fit CZ33" -This is my gaming hard drive. Bless technology http://t.co/u4Mntizafq -@JayMassey @howtogeek whence the “jot and tittle” line in the KJV! -@chibitech Dirty Digital sounds like a band -@edcetera @schoolofprivacy it'd be the same as good Windows 7 tools. If you mean Metro apps, there's just toy encrypters. -@apiary we're going to the store so don't show up in the next few minutes or you will be very lonely -I'm counting former employees as part of the company. You can get off the payroll but you can't escape, @MrToph -Apparently half of Veracode is coming over to our house to play a drinking card game -@cybergibbons it's DHS or whatever the bright yellow one is called -Gettin’ dressed, goin’ to the store on this lovely Saturday *puts on work badge* wait -@leighhollowell I think it’s starting at three-ish -@BullshitCastles @0x17h I promise we are not all like this :( -@leighhollowell just bring some more beer, and oh, I should make DH go get snacks, what would you and Jolly like -@savagejen my teenage self is saying “well duh” -@apiary George and his brother in law can’t drink this weekend, clearance received! Address incoming -@jeremiahfelt a $50 windows ce netbook from China -@kaepora I suspect that Canada is the last stop on a Pacific delivery route that begins in California… -@dan_crowley Snapchat’s key selling point is that the recipient “can’t” keep a permanent copy of the transmission. Fails its threat model… -It’s been 24 hours since my Terrible Laptop shipped and the tracking number still returns a not-found error. My confidence is wavering ! -@wookiee you madman! -@apiary I actually don’t know; it might be too many people already! Let me get a count of who is actually playing -@m1sp I cleared out an entire pirate refuge all by myself!! Drones are my friends!! *crashes into bed* -@CliffsEsport eve online -@CliffsEsport ... the context is a video game ^-^;; -@_larry0 @snipeyhead I’m a fan of “Fiona” -Oh gods I’ve reached the “spreadsheets in space” stage — tallying up expenditures and income on a calculator like it’s a job -@inversephase we use the online order form. There's a delivery address field for apartment number... -@bmirvine lol yes -@Pepyri_ I'm inside a station in 1.0 space! -Eve report: I'm a lot better at this game than I thought I would be! I found a wormhole! It went to a bad place! I came back. -My friend @kivikakk has a go at breaking snapchat encryption from scratch http://t.co/1dVXzUUgd8 <-- good learning exercise -@DarthNull @mattblaze if you had a car you weren't poor enough! -@superMTW why would I want a computer that doesn't have a battery and doesn't fit in my purse??? -# 333002885442977794 -The Windows App Store's standards are so low that there's an app that's literally just someone's resume -@landley Ali Express? -@Kufat I eat at local Italian places all the time. -@Kufat and you know what? It makes me happy. -@mattblaze I eat at real Italian places all the time. Sometimes I just want Poor College Student food! -@landley China! -@mattblaze DH and I come from a lower class background. Real pizza is too fancy for our blood. -Literally every time we get a new Dominos delivery person they call to ask what our apt number is. Does the order form drop this field??? -@p0rksy China! Rest assured it is terrible -@SurprisingEdge opera mini, apparently -@m1sp proddle -@eebrah it's from China and it runs Windows CE -My $50 Laptop will be here in three to seven days. If this thing works out, I’ll have to figure out how to get a case with low shipping cost -@ShadowTodd also, no longer had a human inside her -@eevee I ended up writing posts in a markdown editor and copy/pasting. -I had a dream that I found a fistful of bitcoin on the ground. They were small golden triangles. -@miah_ @spacerog well, the fewer parts made from plastic, the less of a “3D printed” gun it is… it’s just a gun -@spacerog I kind of don’t see how you can make a gun barrel out of meltable-for-printing plastic that isn’t single shot. -@eevee I am acutely aware of the inside of my right ear. Just the right one. -@securityhulk @dakami there’s an autopsy coming out on the corporate blog next week about this silliness ;) -@WhiteMageSlave at least Lippa said something sensible -@WhiteMageSlave I imagine most of them had no idea that was even there until now -I have no idea how things like this just pop up in our kitchen http://t.co/CTJ1t3I86P -Also didn't expect to find out Tony Lippa is *still* sheriff of Caroline after all these years by reading the Boston news -The elder Tsarnaev brother has been buried near my old house in Virginia. Predictably the locals act like this somehow unsanctifies the soil -It seems I always write my corporate blog posts on Friday, and they have to wait for Monday -@The1TrueSean http://t.co/GfpD1s7h2r -I find it interesting that on iOS, the “gun” emoji is unambiguously a real handgun, but on Windows 8, it’s a scifi ray gun. 🔫 -@attritionorg no, I just didn’t cc: the brony because that’d be cheating. -@attritionorg aww where’s *my* troll -@Casiusss well uh the immediate prior RT was the context The one about their coolant leaking -@m_cars my friend did! I wouldn't have the patience -@Jonimus my friend made it! -Newest installment in the series "Hats Eating My Head" http://t.co/Q1CzScYW4f -It's okay everyone I read about Cantor in a comic book once -Year 2018: Microsoft keeps trying to design the Xbox Infinity’s successor, but the result is always still Xbox Infinity. -Next Xbox is named Infinity. Marketing high-fives, then slowly begins to question the wisdom of this decision. -@Gadgetoid @shmoosr people aren’t bothered by what was “always so.” The trick is to not let icky things become always so. -@qu1j0t3 @strlen I really doubt the quality is acceptable for that *yet* but probably in five years -@grayj_ integrating computer vision into this would completely, utterly change the question -In principle they can re-identify the same person across visits, but it doesn’t give them any PII like your phone number. -Mixed feelings on Nordstrom tracking how long customers stay by phone wifi beacons. Be aware that your phone broadcasts its presence! -@MrToph on that note, you and @leighhollowell are invited to play Drunk Quest at our house tonight -@m1sp and on that note, be sure to install eve! So we can fly ! -@jgeorge though if you go ahead and install those to your device, in theory Walgreens can mitm you ;) -@jgeorge you need the private half to produce new certs signed by these ones -@m1sp that is… eerily similar to my own experience. -@BomuBoi when I was much younger I was working on fiction about that - the NPCs were self-aware. -@jgeorge these aren’t the private keys, so in theory this is safe, but putting these on the public internet is still rather… odd. -@seanhn @cBekrar bah humbug -Jarring reminder that space stations are real and there are people who live in space -@spacerog @kjhealy I use nano. And my car is a Civic. -@BobbiJ0609 @LifeInNeon …. And the firing pin. Minor detail. -@xa329 yeah I wouldn't be volunteering -@DarrenPMeyer @Veracode @chriseng b-b-baka -@CipherLaw I'm a fan of neither the concept of export status of information nor "censor until we say you can uncensor" -@CliffsEsport but I feel there are quite enough ways to die without hanging around machines engineered to orchestrate it -@CliffsEsport it would be nice if bullets didn't actually penetrate bodies in real life -@CliffsEsport I don't let what the law says dictate what I consider ethical or reasonable - fix stupid laws! -@jesster_king that's the whole point of this debacle. Foreigners might find out about hand guns! -@CliffsEsport the sound of a chunk of metal rending flesh and bone and vividly red drops of life spraying into the night -@landley I am of the opinion that it's the *production* of that first one that is the problem; the file is the evidence, not the crime. -@CliffsEsport because they are mechanisms designed to go bang bang splorch? -@CliffsEsport @davidjayharris the things that grow in my sink definitely count as biological warfare -Amazingly, the actual link to half a gigabyte of files is still live on their site. But some of you are evil foreigners, so I can't share. -@alizardx @puellavulnerata nope. Something far more awful than that. It's a debugging utility which got shipped as a background service!!! -@theprez98 @innismir I think it’s trying to tell you not to screenshot or copy/paste the results for your own protection. -@davidjayharris and you can find instructions for biological warfare by checking the “don’t” section on bottles under your sink. -@davidjayharris deploying biological weapons is wrong. Knowing how it’s done is not. -@vogon wouldn’t this count as “legitimately in the public domain”? -@Xecantur you think something I ordered from Hong Kong two days ago is within two thousand miles of me yet? ;) -And I say all this as someone who hates guns, fears guns, does not want to be in the general vicinity of guns. -A file describing the geometry of a gun is not a gun. @StateDept can there be anything more antithetical to America than seizing knowledge? -So lemme get this straight: the US government is trying to suppress a file containing a 3D model of most of a gun? Both scary and pathetic 🔫 -@puellavulnerata @0xdeadbabe does the kitten have an SSD? -@rosyna @geekable wut The… register? -@jesster_king @helloerinmarie I believe elected positions do not count as “employees” -@dakami bonus: the app is written in .net -@DarrenPMeyer @Veracode @chriseng but but I thought I was the anime head… -@0x17h augh -@eevee I’ve got almost eight thousand now and I don’t think I’ve ever gotten one; not sure what their algorithm is. -@mweissbacher @523 The Glorious JavaScript Typing System strikes again -@solak @The1TrueSean absent parents provide a narrative framework for both purpose and opportunity for a youth to do something dangerous. -1800s astronomy book contains photographs of painstakingly sculpted clay models of the moon as seen by telescope http://t.co/MzkAQaFqRA -Definitely gonna do a blog post tomorrow about decompiling this vendor trash eating my ram (but marketing won't post it until next week...) -@Xaosopher when DH told me to take out the trash, I said I couldn't because of statis webifier and warp scrambler -@dipidoo no. It's mallocing on every shake event the accelerometer reports. -This is amazing, I can make the app's ram usage spike by shaking the tablet violently -@kaepora it must be leaking somehow, by keeping things referenced. It relies on a huge amount of third party code for that tiny functionalit -That's literally ALL it does, as I don't see it actually do anything with that timer, just faithfully track it. -280MB was being used by an Acer utility in .net that does nothing but track how long since last keypress/mouse/accelerometer triggered. -@m3hr a lot of people who actually work at Twitter follow me so I use their client and complain so maybe they'll fix it (or hate me) -Not amused with Acer utilities that think they're special enough to re-enable themselves after I turn them off in autoruns -@Storifyhelp @kivikakk I need to start keeping a kill board of sites my username has exposed bugs in ;) -@TheDaveCA the NES! 2KB of ram tucked at the beginning of the address space (not counting the picture processor's separate ram) -@Netbus You should consider not making sexist comments regardless of the coolness factor! It's not fair to others that I hog all the cool. -@TheDaveCA dude my target system has 2KB of ram don't get self-righteous with me ;) -# 332636650658213890 -@The1TrueSean looks legit - what kind of computer would know about our human clock system ? -@pmjordan cheap chocolate, because they add so much filler it starts to look gray -I like touchscreens https://t.co/K1tzgeK0OX -@The1TrueSean not Swiss Miss... -Being allergic to brown food dye means that Swiss chocolate counts as a medical expense -@hynek with *free* products that's the inevitable outcome, but not always so with paid ones -Basically I've come to the opinion that small shops make the best software. Clear vision + sensitive to customer needs -@Ammoniak because it costs more, is bloated, and they're herding people to an annual subscription model. And I don't like openoffice much -@katzmandu I somehow suspect this has rather more features. -Oh, and the word processor is using eight megabytes of ram. Eight! -I should warn you that I can't stand Open Office as every time I tried it it's a little too slow and a little too ugly and slightly "off" -I downloaded the trial of this commercial alternative to MS Office that costs $80 and so far it's actually great? http://t.co/yMWEpB5i9I -@tenfootfangs it was incredibly difficult to get both my face and the octocat in the picture while holding the camera -@vogon I don't think I know how to not do that -@HackerHuntress amazingly tangly and hurty! But when it cooperates, it has a nice Hermione effect -Gratuitous Selfie 2: The Other Github Shirt. Unfortunately my public commits are not so numerous as this suggests http://t.co/DfDX2bqHDI -@CyberiAccela I've been running Linux on expensive small touchscreens since 2007! https://t.co/gDz6TX1q00 -@CyberiAccela I now assume Linux is your primary desktop operating system -@RichardBarrell touch screen, you typing racist -@CyberiAccela You know when is the last time I plugged a personal device into Ethernet? I have no idea. Five years ago? -Help my glasses are tsnglef in my hair I can't see what I am typing oh gods it'd all blurry -@CyberiAccela this thought was prompted specifically by warning someone to remember to check the model for ethernet -@sugnaturi that's the "lazy" part of "lazytweet" ;) -Remember when you didn't have to ask if a computer was thick enough to contain a USB port? -@pmjordan thanks! -@vogon the translation itself is obviously server side, so I figure the guestimate could be client side and it'd still count as a webservice -lazytweet: when Chrome detects a foreign language based on text (not metadata), does it do that locally or is it submitting samples? -@davidbelanger78 my office workstation over vpn, yeah. I keep complaining about the state of our internal lan certs... -@m1sp it was more about... us going to the same school, and you giving me a piggy back ride, which probably wouldn't work too well irl -@ochsff it’s kind of funny how we’ve conditioned people to assume recommendations are finely tuned by an intelligent algorithm! -@ochsff the first is the one you’re looking at and the other two are a random sample of their celebrity accounts. -@trufae well, what did you *think* it would do? -@33mhz @0x17h their value for analogy is that they actually get in the news; though I draw analogy to hatred rather than action. -@nonstampNSC the excuse for why their individual writing styles show through is one is like God’s clarinet and the other God’s flute, etc -@nonstampNSC were you raised in the “plenary inspiration” school of theology? I was taught that God literally mind controlled them -@kivikakk @Storify JavaScript casting bug ahoy! Probably another case of http://t.co/NYSkkumjym -@kivikakk young enough that they might not even know what the word really means ? -@_wirepair D: -Diablo 3 pushes patch with trivially obvious integer overflow bug that allows gold duping http://t.co/Z6dSilEIqf -@m1sp I had a totally adorbs dream about you -@qole that's a boot to the head http://t.co/BBhUrAo7uX -Thunder! Lightning! I should give my iHeatgenerator a break before it sets something on fire anyway -@chriseng what are you trying to say about @codeferret_ -@landr0id apologies for the autocorrect that snuck in there -@landr0id like ARM, and a rudimentary decompiler. And you can tweak and re-disassemble stuff and save it out as executable. -@landr0id yes, while it’s not and never will be as featured as Ida, it’s still very useful and contains features the base USA does not, — -@landr0id the video is aging a bit! Hopper has gotten several new features and improvements since then -I’m feeling another fit of Voynich obsession coming on. -Maybe @TheOnion assumed they wouldn’t be targeted because they aren’t a “real” newspaper - I know I sure was surprised… -SEA used the exact same phishing email in multiple widely publicized campaigns and still more newspaper employees fall for it -Five point three billion hashes per second. With a “b” http://t.co/EdsaEtj8aH -@TheDaveCA Chromebook’s target market is schools in less wealthy countries. -# 332276412486656001 -@chriseng my iPad is far and away the most secure device I own! -@chriseng what’s the point of a personal device if you can’t store your personal data on it ? -@evilbluechicken nope! The scariest thing that’s happened is I flew to a faction contested zone to pick up a ship for cheaper -@chriseng @SecurityPenguin @csoandy where’s my security penguin huh -Real selfie this time - my @github shirts came! Whoa how do my eyes get so big http://t.co/5VTsf4wiBZ -@TheDaveCA it was an older lady who appeared to be researching something over dinner -Holy search terms! A chromebook in the wild! -To hide my embarrassment about not knowing the top bar is transparent at the lock screen in ios, I'll just complain about it crashing -Ha you're right the triangle is part of the wallpaper - but I never noticed it's transparent on the lock screen as I've never stared at it -@inversephase I have a 1.2ghz/512mb one that runs XP, but the power is currently out of order -@ae_g_i_s there are a few cat breeds like this too, like the Persian in that article. -@ae_g_i_s — certain bloodlines reached critical mass of certain genes ie fixation, but the species itself isn’t changing. -@ae_g_i_s evolve isn’t quite the right word, it’s just that their mating has been closely regulated by humans for a few thousand years and — -Why is it we can celebrate the uniqueness of minor deformities in cats ( http://t.co/QXbtxsGMuo ) but treat it as a tragedy in humans? -@jennifurret congrats! I’m sure that’s a load off your shoulders -In response to concerns that the pink one looks lonely http://t.co/C7XWwxfpIM -selfie.jpg http://t.co/o6o423rJha -It just now occurs to me to try mobile web. Hello! Twitter for iPhone and Tweetbot went totally dark on me. Panic began setting in -Is it my imagination or is twitter down -@pajp there’s no skip button, only cancel… -Can we please have an easier-to-pronounce name for the slowly spreading apache apocalypse than “cdorked”? http://t.co/xDLbDuDyoh -This song is dedicated to, among others, @m1sp http://t.co/NBnHlVHspP -This book I grabbed calls Windows CE the most interesting Windows - I’m inclined to agree; I find tight resource constraints fascinating -@puellavulnerata unfollow bug struck sorry D: -@wimremes so did he… what a funny religion, always looking for things to feel guilty about. -@xa329 well, newer versions of windows CE do in fact support .net, it’s a light .net that doesn’t have everything though -# 332010608536989696 -“Windows CE .NET 4.0 does not support the .NET framework.” Oh, turn-of-the-millennium Microsoft. -@nickm_tor my joke made more sense when I read your tweet as “I need the name of an RNG that…” -@nickm_tor I recommend this one I wrote just now named DefinitelyDoesn’tReturn256 -.@github is raining 500s -The “poker hacker” case has had hacking charges thrown out. Only a wire fraud case now. -@zeroday @_larry0 not really enough ram - the netbooks with a gig start at about $100 -@comex 🇨🇳 -@daiconrad no, arm. I’m sure a celeron could defeat it soundly. -@vogon super h sounds like a video game -@JackLScanlan @profoundlypaige actually most victims of gun violence are killed by a family member or other acquaintance so … -@blowdart yup. Opera Mini here I come ! -@JackLScanlan @profoundlypaige and a much lower density of killer animals -It’s http://t.co/tettnV51MI several people there sell it so check the shipping options if you’re as willing as I am to get terrible hw :) -@miaubiz don’t think so, but there are ones that cost slightly more that run android that have HDMI out -@Soulmech http://t.co/tettnV51MI -@vogon does CE come for flavors other than arm ? -I’m ordering a $50 pink computer that runs Windows CE, has an 800mhz processor, and 256mb ram. Best burner laptop ever? -@0xcharlie @nudehaberdasher scared to go onstage without him? -@ZoeQuinnzel @vogon smiley faces wander across a screen of punctuation. Then you get a message that the smiley faces are horrifically dead -@_larry0 @ra6bit I’m short on tools and long on clumsiness -“OS: Android 2.2 Browser: IE” looks legit -@_larry0 @ra6bit I’ve got an extremely tiny pink Korean netbook but the power pin is bent and I need someone to fix it… -@_larry0 I saw one that was about $70 in there that has USB, ethernet and HDMI. Yes it’s in the description and in the photo, HDMI! -@MarkKriegsman @focalintent there are so many to choose from http://t.co/peOZhQvTq4 -@MarkKriegsman @QuantumG I know exactly why people need more than a gigabyte of ram. To run the engine. -@demize95 I’ll let you in on a secret: I have a compulsion to acquire tech every few months. Far better that I spend $60 than $600 :D -@zeroday not necessarily this one in particular but http://t.co/927khBoPo0 -@_larry0 no wifi, almost certainly, but a lot of them actually fit ethernet in there! -@iRonNCSU well, the screen itself, plus wifi -I am seriously considering getting one of these ~$60 netbooks in the interest of science and brightly colored plastic casing -It’d be a lot of fun to get a stack of these and give them out as prizes at a con and see if anyone can do something with them -@McGrewSecurity that one is a speed demon compared to the 300mhz one I just found -Where do these incredibly terrible netbooks even come from? http://t.co/927khBoPo0 -@bobpoekert keyboards are kind of noted for being easy to enumerate all states for working as expected! -@superMTW no, it's for the generic bluetooth keyboard -@JZdziarski @cschweitz I'm just saying I don't see how the response was in any way related to racist prejudice on a personal level -OSX wants me to install a... firmware update... for... my... keyboard?? -@JZdziarski @cschweitz you know how some people have a “pet issue” they connect to totally unrelated subjects? I think I know yours :) -@innismir I thought the logic was that the site was information for workers who may have been exposed to radiation. -@jgeorge @PaulM it’s “national change your password day” -@SurprisingEdge PvE. I assumed I had to defeat all the pirates to clear the mission and kept at it… -@blowdart @hypatiadotca @natashenka the nintendo was my dad’s first gaming system. >:) -@focalintent amazon… and with all respect, I don’t think this model would fit you… -@Kufat you asked that as a reply to a statement on *underwear* dude -@Kufat … I’ll think of something! -@natashenka @hypatiadotca it’s been known to happen! -Fact: if you mail-order “assorted prints” underwear, they will send you pink leopard print -@EntroX today’s adventure: not realizing my new guns fit way less ammo than the old ones. Oops -#eve the illegal narcotics factory literally has a neon sign reading “NARCOTICS” on the roof -.@CloudFlare film of Syria retracting routes again http://t.co/CUpoXL05Ia ht @Hackintech_ -I’ll pretend my Windows tablet is a Windows tablet… In Space. “The GPU is overheating, captain!” “She’ll hold… until I beat my high score!!” -@marginoferror I like it so far, but people gave me money so I don’t have to fret about noob grinding -@vogon if the first ship I lost was a battleship, either I’m really good at this game or not spending the money given to me wisely! -And there goes my first lost ship #eve -Hey @cloudflare looks like Syria broke again- can we get another route withdrawal video like http://t.co/HqvA7hFxno before they lie about it -@Achifaifa yeah several months ago. They lied about it too -If you don't have Flash Player, this just happened (look at extreme right), gfdi Syria http://t.co/Xqo77VijZq -@vogon look, I’m just confused, first you told me you were a duck, then a seal, now a human?? -I train people well - I glance their way and they assume I have a bug in their product. -@vogon your face -@vogon *squint* -Amazon Attention Deficient Disorder: I should order some pants. *click* zomg a box?? zomg PANTS?? -@ColinTheMathmo amusingly, I don’t even need the thing to run, I’m putting it through static analysis to repro an issue with our system -@noxander007 huh, never seen that kind before. Around here (I grew up near "Rochester, the Lilac City") they're a particular light purple -I am completely, utterly, 100% positive this will work. With no consequences at all. http://t.co/L2YdUaDsru -@ColinTheMathmo it *does* have memmove. What doesn't have memmove? An SDK from 30 years ago? -Oh, of *course* whether or not it thinks memmove exists depends on whether I'm trying to generate a debug build! Screw you apache -@virgiltexas @miuaf bless your heart. -"error: memmove does not exist on this platform" I'm sorry, what -That awkward moment when you have no idea what the password of your build VM is -@jephjacques hey hitting random in the archives, every few pages I get the chrome malware warning, bad advert alert -@noxander007 neither! I have no idea what it is. But lilacs are lilac, not pink! -fios problems: verifying this DMG is taking longer than it did to download it, wahh -@chriseng but that'd be a good idea if it wasn't "pull lever, receive felony" -@chriseng on my sacred hacker's honor I'm working from home today -@mxgijsen you just hate us for our freedom -The view from my window is a tree of pink flowers. I should try harder to appreciate this while it lasts. -That's right, I'm... I'm... gingerkin -@matt_merkle eve -The real reason I play video games is to live out my fantasy of being a natural-born redhead with freckles http://t.co/21wTLDyHR6 -@grp @41414141 ringing the alarm and saying "exploit! exploit! (you already need root privs)" is our version of crying wolf -@ra6bit it’s the density of their data; just delete a few gigabytes that look useless -@txs ouch dude #unfollower -@MrToph @leighhollowell about time geez ! :) -@grp @41414141 err, it’s super weird to drop a full disclosure on it like a big kid -@zygen those look… delicious -@whyallthenoise eve -@eevee … my gods. -@artkiver err, are we talking about the same thing? I’m talking about a video game… -@Casiusss eve -The game lets me buy insurance on ships it gave me for free? Space fraud ahoy -@ohunt in eve -@jackyalcine none that are finished! -Oh goodness I've reached the hacking tutorial. Apparently space crypto isn't very good -"You don't own anything worth insuring" is probably the harshest thing a video game has ever said to me -@halvarflake @halvarfake it's game money in eve -@tylerbindon (I'm just leaving it while my load is running, not for so long it seems abandoned) -@tylerbindon it's pretty expensive ! I wouldn't mind if a stranger "borrowed" a pinch in an emergency but it's not like taking a bic pen -@rezeusor a couple episodes of the Mega Man cartoon. I was devastated. -A teenage boy from down the street stole the VCR. I still remember his name. He wrote a letter of apology to my dad. Never got the tape back -Laundry detergent is the only thing that’s ever been stolen from me, aside from our VCR with a Mega Man tape in it when I was like, seven -My detergent is getting low, so I’m deliberately leaving it out in the laundry room to test for thieves in this building. -@halvarfake (it’s Clarion Maenad. I assume sooner or later someone from twitter is going to blow me up for the lulz) -@halvarfake who are you and what have you done with @halvarflake -@swiftfoxfire I didn’t until about two hours ago -@RandomStep as presented it's three of three, four of four or five of five wouldn't be much better; PIN is four of ten -@RandomStep it'd be resistant to shoulder surfing but if an adversary gets the phone they could probably crack it quickly. -@grp it's a product, not a service! -@EntroX \o/ -@EntroX it's Clarion Maenad. I hope there's not a way to send painful death :p -@elliottcable he did once like years ago and didn't like it -@IanAKemp @elliottcable I knew my husband was wrong ! -@elliottcable I guess what I mean is if my pod blows up does my money go away or does it persist -@elliottcable is there a bank I have to put excess funds in or something -So @elliottcable just sent me a hundred million monies. I knew socializing on Google Wave would pay off one day... <3 -@IanAKemp yes. I am in wiki absorption mode. -@sneakin Intel Inside -I was told this game is Spreadsheets in Space but so far it's Posing For Character Portraits In Space -@elliottcable I just finished my character, her name is Clarion Maenad -It's like 16 color mode where it's my 16 favorite colors. How do I keep it? -I accidentally launched Eve twice. This was the result. http://t.co/BnmcmXuylD -@katsniffen so maybe the company just hasn't actually gotten around to shipping it yet but they sure fleeced me for shipping then! -@katsniffen yes it's something coming to me. The company sent me "your order has shipped" on Thursday -Twin sisters whose lives never diverged http://t.co/SZClOWTmPQ -It appears that SEA is in fact taking credit for it. But they don’t seem to get The Onion’s response. -Okay. I give up. Was @TheOnion really hacked or not? -The Onion’s tips for keeping news sites from being hacked- with kind words to say about twitter @support. http://t.co/C3kjPo4qzS -@Wikisteff @flipzagging @headhntr @ioerror @maradydd speech to text is very computationally expensive and even google does a poor job. -@JZdziarski @flipzagging @headhntr @ioerror @maradydd you don’t have to keep paying for hard drives if you just buy them outright… -@torvos I still use a copy of Photoshop purchased in 2001. But that’s the problem from their pov, I’m sure -@OFFtheDOT time to get a new car! -@lojikil while my needs can be met with these tools, I suspect a professional video editor may feel differently. -Is Adobe seriously going to a per-month subscription model only? That’s disgusting. I hope the light version of Photoshop is excluded ! -@oh_rodr the prior? It comes off. -Enjoying how the USPS has listed my priority mail as "shipping info received" (ie in stasis) since Thursday #priorities -@m1sp *prod* -(The dispute is about how long we were in a certain situation. To her it was 3 years of 30; to me it was 3 of 9; centerpiece of childhood.) -"Melissa is crazy. Said she <snip> on twitter." I have a feeling my mother did not intend this text for me. -@raudelmil it doesn’t matter much, because no matter how you define it, IPs, domains, or servers, they have no idea what the number is :D -Listening to someone explain to the new guy that yes, many of our large customers literally don't know how many websites they own. -My job basically comes down to hacking around the halting problem. -What’s the etiquette of plugging in your iPad to someone else’s charger when he’s not in his cube -@landley lolol -@ivanca oh trust me you are preaching to the choir here -@ivanca that too, though it’s a bit apples and oranges -@vogon @icculus I’d assume it was video game distribution, as those generally ship as binary and bitness can actually matter. -@DrPizza I read that phrase as “well APPARENTLY you dweebs are all on dialup, so we’ll wait for the Xbox 4 to enforce the way we want” -@landley cannot reproduce -@landley test http://t.co/lgLnjr12x7 http://t.co/lgLnjr12x7 http://t.co/lgLnjr12x7 http://t.co/lgLnjr12x7 http://t.co/lgLnjr12x7 -In particular I find the phrase that the xbox will be “tolerant of today’s internet” very telling. -@furicle on some models at least, or they have a setup like a “smart” GPS that’s integrated a little too closely -@furicle of course they’re integrated. With everything. -Microsoft’s damage control statement on offline play reads as if they only just now decided for sure it will definitely have offline play. -This trend of cars shipping onboard computers running full traditional operating systems (with web servers?!) is terrifying me -@rantyben @osxreverser it's called contemporary worship mister -@rantyben @osxreverser arise my love, arise my love, the grave no longer has a hold on thee! No more death’s sting, no more suffering, arise -@Tomi_Tapio I can play a cute redhead with freckled in Dragon’s Dogma! :p -@osxreverser kill -SIGSTOP $pid kill -SIGCONT $pid -@jnordine I’d buy it with the 128gb SSD instead of cheaping out on the 64gb SSD -@tenfootfangs Word is constructed well. -@DrPizza we got a whole shelf of Tor fantasy books downstairs. Big hardcover ones. -@jnordine Acer w700 -Oh, iOS apps. I love it when I stroke you and nothing happens, I know a segfault is imminent. -@rgov however, it seems it’s good at shoulder surfing resistance -@rgov well, I’m assuming the exact setup in the pictures is a PoC and a real world implementation would throw in a few more. -@0x17h D: -@MarkKriegsman what are your symptoms? I’m feeling a little flushed. -@vogon those are just the poc, but you’re limited in information density if you want to make sure every possible trait appears at least once -Interesting new take on lock screens - but doesn’t look very crack-resistant http://t.co/ToeEd7tFSm -@0x17h I’m not aware of any - and FTR I’ve only gotten it working on Windows, haven’t touched gnu radio -@0x17h … hrm. Start poking at it with netcat or something… -@0x17h I have no idea, but cute numbers like that are just as likely some custom service. Er, I assume this ain’t *your* computer. -BBC interviews white men about Google Glass. One calls people who like smart phones not normal like you and me. http://t.co/nLcYLPWZUC -Cruel coder baiting, part 2 [pdf] http://t.co/3S2Fvl3FZL -@Tadlette of course there were some perfectly fine future teachers in the lot too. But not enough. -@Tadlette I really can’t emphasize strongly enough the degree to which I would not trust anyone’s child with some of those students. -Old but good: cruel rent-a-coder baiting. http://t.co/2A16DweBga -@RigelMD “less intelligent ones” is a way of saying people I wouldn’t trust with a gerbil, never mind twenty children. -As best as I can figure, they ended up majoring in childhood education because they figured you only need a 5th grade knowledge to pass… -Most of the “less intelligent ones” at my uni were studying childhood education. It’s not attracting enough competent future educators. -@grp a little less issue, but I’d still be right here saying that it’s a nearly useless platform on its own into the foreseeable future -@th3j35t3r young Mr. Tsarnaev is accused of some wicked things - but don’t you think being angry about his human rights is also quite wicked -@th3j35t3r young Mr. Tsarnaev is accused of some wicked things - but don’t you think being angry about his human rights is also quite wicked -@grp which is what Windows has been literally our entire lives. If they can solve the app problem, WinRT won’t be a waste of a tablet anymor -@grp fundamentally the issue is that it *currently* fails to be a Windows- a general purpose home office and school platform w/ apps galore -@grp here, try this ice cream RT! It’s just ice. No cream. But it’s cold, so that’s still ice cream. -This is what American-brand extremism looks like- lashing out against fundamental human rights of “the enemy” https://t.co/7Jt0sWBmD5 -@grp it’s just like Windows 8, except without the “Windows” part! And a ghost town app store; RT should not YET exist on its own. -@vogon Windows doesn’t even have x86/x64 fat binaries afaik. That’s so embarrassing -@vogon well, yes. “Shooting your future self in the foot: a biography of Microsoft” -@grp the iPad isn’t a continuation of a product line on which my business’s applications were based? -@vogon I just very strongly feel that there should have been an intermediate step - that WinRT shouldn’t even exist yet. -@vogon that’s an “if” larger than the moon, and it’s panning out exactly as it was foretold -“DH isn’t here to cook for me” has progressed to the “eating peanut butter with a spoon” stage. -I like the well-done, polished metro apps. I really do! But that’s in *addition* to the x86 software I need to do my job and hobbies. -Many months in, I still can’t fathom why anyone at MS ever approved WinRT. There’s only one reason you’d get a Windows tablet: for *Windows* -@ternus I'm going to get a scout ship, scan for stuff, run into pirates, and die. I have no misconceptions about this -@elliottcable \o/ -@ternus @ScaleItRon dwarf fortress... -@elliottcable huh, okay- I was figuring I'd have to sell a plex if I wanted big iskbucks because I don't have time to grind :) -I caved and got a month of eve because the "exploration" part interests me - but I won't play until tomorrow. Wiki absorption time. -Concerned Users Against Volume-Up Buttons Directly Beneath Power Buttons -@jesster_king I don't! But it's cute :( -@letoams https://t.co/FnNtf4JH1b -@jesster_king no, that's the 11" one... -To my amusement, I can’t access the site which is serving up the root CA that Iranian public workers are supposed to install -@CDA @kaepora gee, only valid for ten years? -@sergeybratus @dildog others have told me they’re okay in news where Russia isn’t concerned, but, Russia is concerned here… -@OptiMizPrime already have one. Two. -@CaptainSaicin where can I get a $400 motorcycle -@chvest :| -@elad3 I also have a Linux laptop and an external touchscreen monitor for it… works okay if you can think like a Linux. -@elad3 I own all three. I… like tablets -@elad3 I love my Windows 8 tablet aside from occasional frustrations with Windows 8 itself but Blue should patch most of them -@tangenteroja yes I do and I have one ;) but I don’t need a second, smaller one! Even if I can aff— *slaps self* -@ErrataRob @kaepora strictly speaking no, but that’s usually what is meant, unless @kaepora happened to have a server on port 80 handy. -Speaking of expensive hobbies, though: YOU *grabs random follower* tell me I DON’T need an 8” Windows tablet no matter how cute it is -@eqe except it’s a “former” employee so the “we’ll fire you” limitation doesn’t apply… -@moxie @mattblaze perhaps the real question should be: why did he say it? -@kaepora they’re probably blocking all ports not used in typical web browsing -@kaepora the first one is true of all libraries afaik. The bathroom one, not so much. -I watched the tutorial on scanning for anomalies in Eve and thought: why are pilots repositioning these probes by hand? Automate, geez! -@A38441 there are some nice things about Lynchburg, but all of them can be found in other places that are better. Moved to Mass :) -@A38441 yes, I went to school there, no not at Liberty. -Back in Lynchburg there was a guy who used his sports car to cruise around his four giant dogs and one tiny one. Was actually adorable. -(I’m sure antique cars are fun, it just grinds my gears when someone whose hobby is antique cars calls my computer hobby too expensive) -@cyclerunner we must not be talking to the same racists - where I come from it’s all about appearance as everyone has the same culture. -Ah, Sunday in the spring, when people of historically advantaged categories drive around in antique cars for no particular reason -@cyclerunner you don’t think it’s inconsistent to rail against “brown folk” and then try to be browner? -@Kufat can you try sounding a little needier? :P And I haven’t been at my computer yet all day. -Modern social problems: is he just not responding to me or did he actually block me? -@artkiver twitter explicitly bans unicode in handles. The question is how the Arabic-speaking kid bugged it out. -@bleidl @kaepora if he had really legitimately won an election with 98% of the vote, how could there possibly now be a civil war? -@kaepora @bleidl well I’ll be a legitimate monkey’s uncle if legitimate and legal are precisely equivalent… -@artkiver um, no one denies that *real names* have always supported unicode. Your twitter handle is @artkiver . -@artkiver your name looks like ASCII to me and letter-by-letter autocomplete agrees -@Se3ek nope. -@artkiver err, example? -Am I the only one who is supremely confused by white supremacists who work on their tan every summer -Time for the annual ritual of being exposed to sunlight and not changing color to the frustration of parents who think this means I’m sick -@CDA @mikko where might I find this certificate installer? -@elad3 @0x3a @mikko it does a soft check client side but lets me submit, then the server either returns an error or silently rejects it -As best as I can figure, twitter has/had a bug with normalizing a unicode percent sign to ASCII and not escaping it, lulz ensued -@elad3 @mikko @0x3a I’m betting there is/was a bug where that was normalized to an ASCII % and not escaped -@mikko @elad3 @0x3a I bet it has something to do with that fancy unicode percent, ٪ , but I still can’t repro. -@JZdziarski @CDA Chrome allows arbitrary sites to register for pinning, especially google. And Twitter official apps definitely use it -Seems the unicode girl’s profile is no accessible on web. Not sure if they fixed bug or I just can’t repro @mikko http://t.co/hSXCsYecMV -@JZdziarski @CDA and pinning has been widely implemented as a direct response to Iran’s abuse in the past -@JZdziarski @CDA of course, but the cert would still be *different* than it was before, and that can’t defeat pinning -@mattblaze I just quoted the guy and let it stand- but my gut tells me it’s either true or they want us to think it’s true and “behave”. -@kivikakk @m1sp good noon <3 -@marginoferror @mikko she used to have an ASCII username so I am betting the validation bug is in username *change* code somewhere -@elad3 @mikko no I tried that too. Perhaps relevant is that it keeps giving me the mobile site in English after I set profile to Arabic? -@JZdziarski @CDA you can’t “not know” about being asked to install a new root CA. It’s not a silent operation on any OS. -.@mikko I can’t figure out how she(?) did it- I registered an account, set it to Arabic, and tried to change my username, no repro -@NaveedHamid @mikko that’s just about UI translation. Can’t figure out what this girl(?) did- I can’t register a handle with Arabic chars -@Packetknife @wimremes surely even the most warmongering sorts agree that defending what you have is a prerequisite to aggressing? -@LowestCommonDen it’s not very consistent with the OO thing -@m1sp I derive amusement from how they deride people with in-game ethics as terrible worthless people who ruin everything -@comex oh geez I forgot! Where is that disc… -@qole @migueldeicaza … I never realized he was the author ! -Eerily specific advertising: ad on a video game site to pick up a hobby that isn’t virtual. Posted by a karate school in my town. -@abby_ebooks sweetie that’s sexist -@LowestCommonDen not.... really? you're probably thinking of perl... -@QuantumG yeah but like... why. -Good job, Visual Studio, embedding strings in my program referencing an F:\ drive I don't even have. -@kragen .... others are telling me I'm off-base to consider a language with classes "object oriented" -@kragen stuff like len(list) instead of list.count or similarly named member variable. Like, you call that object oriented? -@bobpoekert it's... not as object-orienty as I was led to believe? -Language defenders stand down! I don't hate python. I just keep having to look stuff up because it doesn't work as I assume. -@zephyrfalcon I'd expect "no. of elements in list" to be something like list.count or list.size. Apparently it's len(list) -My programming project could be named "Someone who knows C and Ruby finds Python to be... perplexing" -@drgfragkos I'm an obsessive tabber. But that can't cure outright mixing up argument order or whatnot. -I am unreasonably paranoid of someone breaking into my server and laughing at the typos in my command history -I've been using a metro SSH client called "Remote Terminal" which is actually quite nice (aside from no way to change font that I can see) -@QuantumG @focalintent no, Ragnarok Online 2 -@focalintent good news, the game failed to hold my interest! -@sakjur I've played PS3 at a friend's house but the disc was already in the machine! :p -@ErrataRob now my husband and I are top few % for household income. Neither of us think it's because we worked harder than all others. -@ErrataRob and what got us *out* of being poor wasn't hard work - my parents always worked hard. It was rich grandparents -@craftstudiodev @valentinogag @ErrataRob ewwwwww!! -@ErrataRob FYI, I grew up on welfare. -@ErrataRob complex reasons that can't be summarized in a witty tweet? -@valentinogag @ErrataRob the folk at @craftstudiodev got the same email! Someone’s looking for an easy hole. -Made the mistake of reading Eve Online discussions, “liberals are lazy and poor people are almost all poor because they’re lazy” -@sakjur I have no idea, I have never seen a blu ray disc in my life. -@sakjur yes I just never looked at the cable -I am genuinely surprised to notice that the Wii-U has a completely standard HDMI port. I assumed it’d have a funny shape. -@focalintent I think I will give the game a whirl until it gets dark and my high focus state kicks in -Yes my homework assignment for the weekend while he’s gone is to get a character up to a level to party with him -Now the question is: do I work on my program or do I play a Ragnarok 2 character to level 16 like my husband asked me to -It looks like the kind of game you have to give your all to get much out of… -Eve looks like the kind of game I’d give a whirl if the culture wasn’t already so entrenched and insider-ish -@ivanca ah, but that’s why we invented books! Which is why I can have insights on a story from 2500 years ago to begin with. -Gaming an “average worth” algorithm which doesn’t exclude significant outliers http://t.co/Rb401euz25 -@antifuchs well, I couldn't fit it in one tweet but he WAS specifically warned by a prophet this would happen -Yeah I'm two and a half thousand years late to that insight -Dear Oedipus: knowing you were adopted, why did you kill an older man and sleep with an older woman, like, duh they were your parents, duh -@craftstudiodev small businesses frequently run custom scripts with these basic mistakes - see them all the time on the job D: good on you -@craftstudiodev it looks like a basic attempt to exploit custom mail handlers that people threw together and didn't test -I realize you can see "bleed" in those images which some think is photoshopped but I'm ~reasonably sure that would really happen. -@The1TrueSean especially when you’re at a school which has an actual scepter one of them uses -Convert LCD monitor + glasses to invisible monitor you can only see with the glasses on http://t.co/paN2lMQffV -@spacerog … -Amazon, why would anyone want to tweet the exact kind and size of underwear they just bought? Well, apparently I’m okay going meta with it… -@snare 👞🐞 -Hmm… I can’t help but notice my back patio is big enough for a tent. A tent in wifi range. -@_losh err, Python is a bit more likely ;) -def foo(): pass — I can’t help but read this as “meh, I’ll pass on calculating things today, thanks.” -“No, welcome to America. All of that stuff is being captured as we speak whether we know it or like it or not.” - former FBI agent -@skynetbnet @thegrugq actually bit9 already makes that, and my work computer is running it right now :( -@kivikakk SPIRITUAL PEOPLE USE TELEGRAPHS STOP. WHAT IS PUNCTUATION STOP. -@m1sp yeah I already decided they’re just video game villains -@stillchip @mikerigsby I… uh… critical culture fail. -@kherge yes I will wake up at 2pm tomorrow -I am in fact playing #dwarffortress but I don't have high hopes for this fort. #tantrumspiral -@_larry0 correction: I am causing horribly formatted disassembly to be generated -@_larry0 "worse"? Implying my Friday night is not starting in a good position? -@mcclure111 you're looking at a text dump of python lists -@mcclure111 distorm3 library -Friday night is consistently the most productive night of my week http://t.co/z54iv8RDCj -@TheDaveCA well technically it's to get a toy gun - starter pistols are those things they shoot at horse races. -I just noticed my nifty keen Veracode peon cup isn't microwave-safe. What good is it then?! -Whoever wrote the .nanorc I cribbed is really incredibly racist against the tab character. Highlighted bright red for EVERY language? -@nonstampNSC you would not believe the tortured justifications they can come up with for this stuff… -I’m not even sure I know what an x86 chip *is* anymore. http://t.co/G2or2gMtyj -I’m not sure if Housemate locked the door when he left for two minutes because he doesn’t know I’m here or he knows something I don't. -@SurprisingEdge nope it’s in good old fashioned x87 -@SurprisingEdge may your cat knock over your soda all over your laptop when you look away for two seconds -I’ve been sitting on a killer little game idea that should be fairly easy to make; what’s stopping me?! -@AdmiralA so most people today are feminists but they only apply the word to people who are more feminist than they are! -@AdmiralA err well by definition if you support women being free agents with human rights you are in fact a feminist :) -@spacerog @malc0de umm - the point is they installed the patch for what they thought it was and were still vuln? -Israel calls Google having a “Palestine” search site a political statement - as if taking Israel’s stance is not a political statement. -@_yossi_ I don’t even have a license! But I’m a fiend at Mario Kart -Astonishingly, mirroring tilt-to-steer games to the TV makes me not nauseous! I’m still terrible at them though. -Looks like hacking obscure government websites, so that the victims of the hosted malware are almost all govt employees, is now a Thing -@Nfinit @vogon I think the threshold for slang is generally not very high ;) -@vogon @Nfinit it’s mostly a tumblr thing, and tumblr is very teen, but it leaked into bronies etc. -@miketheitguy @wimremes that’s a completely different matter ! -@Nfinit @vogon gods forbid the next generation develop their own slang. -@wimremes not enough to speak it coherently ! -@wimremes and every Dutch-speaker in the world makes this mistake in English :D it’s a dead giveaway -@wimremes no, the way you wrote “video’s”, correct in Dutch but very wrong in English ;) -@wimremes their vowel’s :) -@wimremes do you know the fastest way to ID a Dutch-speaker in English text? :) -@jjarmoc yeah it’s not an infinite pi in the sky generator ;) -Justice: @fredowsley finally getting called out on removing the divider between cubes and having a little kingdom over there -@Johenius @stillchip oh it’s fully functional with a real world use to this very day - if you’re managing your own stack -@scottmarkwell I will time travel to the year 2000 and suggest this to him -@jjarmoc four as far as I can figure -ms-paint art at its finest http://t.co/Qw7KJRJnaO -@iPlop https://t.co/Iyoq5kDwmC -@stillchip yeah, everything dealing with floating point is separate -@lojikil “CRC32Accumulate CRC32C value using the polynomial 0x11EDC6F41 (or, without the high order bit, 0x1EDC6F41).” #closeenough -@Ansjh fldpi -I… did not know that x86 chips have an instruction to load pi onto stack. -@JastrzebskiJ I’m pretty sure the latter counts as biological warfare. I just wrapped stuff in printed-out gay cartoon porn last time -@JastrzebskiJ I’m pretty sure the latter counts as biological warfare. I just wrapped stuff in printed-out gay cartoon porn last time -TSA and baggage theft: it’s bad. Incredibly bad. https://t.co/hpclhWmwpZ -@WarOnPrivacy well since the book itself is PD whoever found it could also put it in free archives as it should be if OED is quoting it! -The Oxford English Dictionary is looking for a book called “Meanderings of Memory” written by a Mr./Ms. Nightlark in 1852. -“May your dual monitors never have quite the same color profile” #geekcurses “May your headphone connectors always fray” -“May there be a dead pixel near the center of your screen” #geekcurses -@daviottenheimer somehow, contracts written on paper to subsidize device costs work regardless of operating system -“I hope your phone is handled by a toddler who just ate pancakes with syrup” #geekcurses -Actually, I think “I hope you get stuck in a two-year contract with a particularly cheap Android phone” shall be my new parting curse -@jdiezlopez when you say something (generally negative) about someone who has a twitter handle but don’t @ them. -I want to subtweet @grsecurity so hard right now, I’m going to explode -@Dan2552 I actually didn't know that, but still, I can't drag around an Apple TV everywhere I go to give presos :< -@Dan2552 my use case has little overlap with playing movies -@sevanjaniyan they’re post failures from bad connections, they accumulate -I am so tempted to play a game on this public office TV right now. -Huh this looks okay I guess http://t.co/c6DmRYTZM1 -@lastres0rt well this thing contains a real processor with an operating system so it certainly could! -Granted I would not wish a $50 android phone on anyone. -@matt_merkle @myfreeweb and mirroring is specifically what I need! -@lastres0rt pretty sure I’ve seen them that cheap on sites like Ali Baba, admittedly they’ll probably break after a week :) -@lastres0rt you know apple prices are fixed right -Hey look everyone I bought a lightning to HDMI cable which costs more than an entire android phone with HDMI ... :( -The only weird thing in the event viewer is a write to disk took 91 minutes which is how long it was in the bag. So it suspended but didn't? -@jb33z I do however have a work charger for the MacBook Air because that thing drains (and refills) very fast -@Alamae Not sure honestly. Guess I should dig up the system logs -@Alamae surprise suspend failure! Trololol -@jb33z it’s a windows 8 tablet, definitely no other chargers around, oh well, going home early anyway -@jb33z except I didn’t bring my charger because 100% was enough to get me through the day but now I’m starting at 70% :( -Why is my Backpack of Laptops warm to the touch Ohsh—— -Cracking a password by measuring execution time with pintools http://t.co/TICELYp746 -@puellavulnerata I guess I’ve always been one of those “at peace with the animal kingdom” types. -@puellavulnerata don’t recommend trying that on armed humans though -@puellavulnerata there is a way to getting along with dogs, mostly in reacting like you’re so happy to finally meet them -@thegrugq @WeldPond @chriseng they have to walk all the way to the fridge. Except for the ones with mini fridges -@dinodaizovi @joshcorman @wimremes you’re such an analogist! -@SurprisingEdge we don’t speak of the… non-octets. -@OxbloodRuffin only if you’re opposed to fabulous male saris -@puellavulnerata take some comfort in that white girls aren’t suspicious unless they’re standing on a corner looking too pretty. -@shawnmer @thegrugq @41414141 @0x6D6172696F I apologize for my racist friend. He thinks all Germans look like @i0n1c -@chort0 @GreatFireChina so uh you’ve changed password / revoked app access right -@jesster_king no. They’re not dumb. Just literal. -ESEA claims the bitcoin thing was a rogue employee now (as opposed to previous claims) http://t.co/1T3sDu6hp8 -Did you see that @weldpond totally stole my little farewell salute thing I’m suing for brand infringement -@garlimidon no, that completely and unfairly characterizes it. Such people are usually deeply intelligent. -Is there an actual medical/scientific term for people who just never get jokes and take rhetorical questions literally all the time -@_booto I don’t remember except it was a first page smiley -@Dykam @Koning_NL -@CyberiAccela oh right you changed your username -@CyberiAccela ask @m1sp ! -@CyberiAccela you're the second account in a day that Twitter has suddenly decided I am following (meaning no offense!) -@ScaleItRon the ssh session, as screen was fine once I reconnected. I'm using a metro client so it's in .net -@meangrape not in Metro it isn't! -@thegrugq I already took my sleeping pill so I'm going to drop connection to IRL before I drop connection to IRC #zzz -@thegrugq the real question is if I can paste emoji into irc and disconnect everyone else like it's 1999 ;) -@thegrugq how dare you imply my 0day are not worth hundreds of thousands 😒 -@thegrugq are you kidding this is prime 0day -Guess who just hung an ssh session by sending an emoji -@Kurausukun I frequently complain about everything I use. Also, I like touchscreens. -Since I just blindly installed a nanorc off github, I 100% deserve that it changed basic keybindings without warning. -Are nanorc files turing-complete no reason just wondering -There’s just something fundamentally beautiful about a tablet computer with a full screen Midnight Commander in vibrant BSOD Blue -@vogon you're probably not wrong because Real!Remote Desktop does give me a certificate prompt -@vogon why does it lie to me and say the machine isn't answering -WHY can the metro Remote Desktop not connect to a machine that the conventional Remote Desktop can #UIRage #Windows8Rage -DH borrowed my tiny USB drive and now I can't find it on the back of his computer because it's too tiny -@focalintent @MarkKriegsman yes *shudder* -Not sure what it says about y’all that all the snark about 8 and 16 bits has been made but none about 64 -This book on *source* analysis assumes pointers to be four bytes… 😤 -@vogon that’s a sure sign of someone who was raised outside of it entirely… -@zygen also you're confirming my stereotype that no one at twitter is a heavy tweeter -@zygen you should spend it replying to me -@dangoodin001 I don’t know but the Apple app evaluation process is pretty much useless for subtle malware… -@ra6bit @banasidhe @drbearsec most people don’t sit around quantifying themselves as 2.31% the other gender :) -@nickdepetrillo did you get a good look at its rear as that looks like a beaver but cool also be a large woodchuck. -@uptownmaker incidentally I am more or less poly. And bi. But conventionally married to the other gender, so I have straight privilege -@zygen you know I’m only so hard on twitter because it constitutes my blood and breath right -@zygen now I know who to DM at 2 in the morning !!!! -@zygen wait do you work there -@uptownmaker really? Wow that’s messed up -@uptownmaker this must be a definition of kinky of which I am unaware, as I’ve never heard anyone face civil discrimination for that -The masses demand Pokemon liveblogging. http://t.co/XLfxQ5oRLV -@DrPizza I associate that game with nothing but my husband swearing angrily -Husband and Housemate went to the movies! Do I a) play Pokemon Blue on the TV b) continue Dwarf Fortress liveblog c) something educational -@eevee it was worth it imo as an animal lover. Sometimes you don’t know but you have to try. -Actually looking at my mention stream in two different clients Twitter may have fixed or mostly fixed the dropped streaming bug today -I draw the line at O for Otherkin ;) -Working my pet issue: don’t forget the T in LGBT -@imrel0ad there is now -(That’s Washington and then Washington, DC separately. Hooray for overusing the same name!) -Connecticut, Iowa, Maine, Maryland, Massachusetts, New Hampshire, New York, Rhode Island, Vermont, Washington, DC, Native Tribes #gayrights -@samkottler also helps if you have a font installed with the sparkle heart emoji ;) -@vogon 🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟 -@Pentanubis the latter would be Fabulous with a capital F -@samkottler look it up on google news :D -Welcome to fabulous, Rhode Island ✨💖✨ -@Kufat https://t.co/AUqkojJIFr -Day seven billion of the “new API is randomly dropping like 5% of tweets” bug. I’ll be over here being bitter towards twitter -(The idea being to teach student programmers that their cute, efficient algorithms will fall down on real world input) -@tapbot_paul not to *use* anyway! The spirit of the comment was to teach the taste of abject failure. -Example of *good* comment from DailyWTF: all young programmers should implement a date/time library. Under adult supervision. -@mirell they will eventually, but not the “explorer” model, unwise considering the target audience. -@inversephase a lot cheaper than mainframe massagers -@cubewatermelon @sciencecomic forgive them for they are young -Glistening example of DailyWTF comments: “no business should use Windows because it’s a PERSONAL computer” #genius -Why do I punish myself by reading TheDailyWTF comments? It’s this little microcosm of 1999 slashdot comments that just won’t die -The mojibake is leaking http://t.co/8q20V4UGqt (order form filled in with Cyrillic) -I feel all hip and European when I read a political parody account in Dutch and get the joke -@Rhythmreactor also high five for being from Gelderland, stranger. Not that you can tell from my bad Dutch, but that’s where I was born :) -Apparently I just passed forty thousand tweets. I suspect I may literally tweet more than I talk. It’s 60% replies, too. -@Rhythmreactor at this point, no, but it may have been a “suicide by cop” ie planning on getting shot at if he didn’t die right away -@MichaelSkolnik were you there or is this via someone? Condolences for witnessing tragedy if you were there :( -@ternus well, yeah, cuz it is -It’s 3pm and I am just now starting to feel awake and coherent -Instagram oauth does naive domain name partial matching, ownage ensues http://t.co/nKWPPml2uR -@nicolasbrulez also it would C&C to the public domain of my least favorite person ;) -@EightTons actually it’s a huge portion of our codebase and not even the original author is sure how it works -If I were inflicting malware on people I would make sure the PE header had a 2008 timestamp so they’d think they’ve been owned for years -@konjak hello stranger I like this picture -@mikko I guess I have faith in everyone screwing it up and storing it anyway ;) -@NM_Jeff I don’t “read gawker”, it came to me through the twitter filter. -@_wirepair what that is personally offensive -@NM_Jeff Jezebel is kind of hit and miss. I judge articles by their contents, not the ephemeral state of surrounding news media. -This is an amazing commentary on the perception of misandry http://t.co/PYIDBmFABW -@mikko does it really help prevent fraud? How often does one have all other needed details but not that one? -@washiiko what? I wore a $60 dress and $5 shoes. I still have the shoes. -@uppfinnarn sounds like a good idea I guess? -@uppfinnarn it’s… a collection of letters? -@chort0 down voted to invisibility? Or you’re you’re using sort by best/hot? -@m1sp the werepanther reverted to human form literally seconds after arriving and bolted without so much as killing a yak -@chort0 did you know I’m officially not allowed to make fun of him :( -@Viss cheers -@innismir invalid link and I am curious D: -@JackLScanlan except I don’t drink. -I… don’t remember following @LaughingSquid . -@DrPizza the strange truth is that any good-looking criminal is going to have fans. Also, his friends seem to be very loyal to him. -@thegrugq you just don't know how to interpret the ascii -Let's try this again http://t.co/8KztUwik78 -This kid in this sandwich shop is acting like he swallowed cocaine or something he's climbing shelves and slamming soda buttons -Today's discovery: children begging for junk food sound the same in every language -Python documentation life advice: use communicate() to avoid deadlock. -@grayj_ sure but does it magnetically clasp to my soft-cover iPad case -@arstechnica @dangoodin001 404'ing -... and that's the second cheap bluetooth keyboard I owned that only worked until the first time the battery died! (not the cool little one) -@NM_Jeff "copyright and trademark claims attributed to “Firefox and Mozilla Developers."" -Of all the stupid comments on that ars thread, the one that gets me is the call to just give up being angry about surveillance because w/e -Go Go Mozilla - using a copyright dispute for good http://t.co/zozQYO18ue -@cammywrites ^_^ -First @MolnIsCloud raised eyebrow: why is my Linux server running bluetoothd by default o_O -Pixel art movie... made with atoms http://t.co/I5dRHCGcmB -@tomslominski I always thought so too but it turned out everyone I knew but me was a boy -@tylerbindon @github how did you get to this page? I couldn't find it on the t-shirt listing or the faq -@dijama but my waist is pretty typical for someone this tall so nothing fits right!!! -@dijama it varies vastly by brand. My top end is a bit heavy if you know what I mean so I have to buy clothes cut for heavyset people -I notice @github shop doesn't have shirt sizing info... gonna take a risk that "ladies xl" actually fits tall women -I love it when the dynamic web scan team shows me one of the "special" websites. It's like playing Classic Web Vuln Bingo. -@Paucis__Verbis they’re on a boat, they’re on a boat -@greg311 I’m not gung ho ban all the guns, I’m gung ho “don’t enable small children to murder each other”, parental responsibility -@greg311 okay then I’m not sure what we’re disagreeing on -@dfranke the prior is kind of too likely to lead to the other. Don’t teach small kids to use death machines. Small kids are dumb. -@greg311 my cousin-kid doesn’t get to use real guns yet but there are real guns in his general vicinity and they’re glamorized to him -@greg311 I’m just saying that in some families teaching small children to use guns is seen as dead normal -@SurprisingEdge I’m fairly sure that’s where the actual cart makes contact (the cartridge housing has been removed) -@sciencecomic not to be That Person, but don’t you think that song is just gender essentialism (I understand they’re not dead serious) -@greg311 my 4yo cousin-kid is a startlingly good mark with nerf guns. It’s not that fringe in certain places. -@Jedi_Amara 🇺🇸America🇺🇸 -Accidents happen. It’s not fair to blame parents for every accident. But I think it’s fair to blame parents for giving a 5yo a real rifle. -@RSWestmoreland accidents happen, but it’s repulsive they were teaching a 5yo that handling a gun is okay for a 5yo to do -Via protected: to the surprise of no responsible parent ever, 5yo given a rifle kills his sister. http://t.co/5FVs3SvYBD -Why does software have to be so complicated? I go in to talk to engineers assuming a problem is one bug and it’s really another entirely -@matthew_d_green in this particular case it was a game client so that would be expected anyway -@thegrugq sir, please, I do *static* analysis -@MarkKriegsman …. New Hampshire? -@vomitHatSteve shortens hardware life and runs up electricity bill. Punishes the user. -@Demonic_BLITZ http://t.co/jOyhKoqpc3 -@nixonnixoff except that’s exactly what miners do, especially silently installed ones! -@nixonnixoff if by interesting you mean destroying people’s personal computers. GPU mining is not healthy for machine or electric bill -@nixonnixoff if by interesting you mean destroying people’s personal computers. GPU mining is not healthy for machine or electric bill -@mister_borogove kind of too late at that point! -@glassresistor binary, solutions that only work with source are toys IMO. -@marshray that many/most/all commercial flights lace their fuel with mind control agents to dampen free will of the populace -Has anyone researched telltale signs to determine if an application contains mining code? Cryptographic constants etc? -@marshray that was an absolutely horrible, disgusting thing to do, but that isn’t quite what the chemtrailers are claiming -Computer gaming company accused of silently pushing out bitcoin mining software to gamers’ GPUs http://t.co/W0AFn2fNWJ -@McGrewSecurity @chort0 I use actual calculator apps, but that’s mostly because I enjoy flipping the little bits in programmer mode -Last night my VPS had a 2.0ghz processor and today it has a 2.6ghz one, at this rate of growth I will soon have the fastest processor ever -@grp @tapbot_paul my experience is the *dead* opposite - that signed math with logically unsigned values is a failed conditional timebomb -Watching an airplane out the window, it blows my mind that people *actually believe* they’re secretly spraying mind control chemicals -@dinodaizovi you’re sounding really passive-aggressive ! -@tapbot_paul Augh! A count should never ever be signed! -@voltagex https://t.co/VJ3t99c85D -Hacking github’s contribution graph ;) https://t.co/YtyREpQAoT by @kivikakk -If you have a firmware bug in a slot machine, try not to exploit it five times in one hour in the *same casino* -@raudelmil I know them and their work. Heck I kinda maybe know one of them biblically. That’s how NDA goes but they’re legit. -@netcrusher88 one would assume! -IOActive: “I’m not saying there’s serious bugs in Huawei, but, there’s serious bugs in Huawei” http://t.co/oAlIetPaBY -This ninety-nine cent Danish pastry tastes like laundry detergent -@sergeybratus @marshray the math thing is generally American, but Mass schools are not as stupidly run as Floridan ones for sure. -@solekiller the thing what underpins the Veracode static analysis (we really do just call it the engine) -@pajp no, Linux is just awful with error messages -@marczak http://t.co/jOyhKoqpc3 -@WesleyFlake @thegrugq if you have high privacy requirements, *always* encrypt locally, then store. -I guess it comes down to I can put up with *sincere* beliefs I don’t like but not beliefs only adhered to when it’s convenient. -@yoz @raaahbin @comex I just can’t understand how that religious belief could still hold actual significance at that point. -@yoz @raaahbin @comex I just can’t reconcile the idea “don’t work today, God commands it” w/ “use this gimmick to get what you want anyway” -@yoz @raaahbin @comex meaning no offense but how else could it reasonably be interpreted except an attempt to rules-lawyer a belief -.@comex I was criticizing the people who make/distribute it specifically, a really messed up sort of charlatan… -@sergeybratus I thought it was the other way around- he made them admit hiring non-practitioners to do the work was inconsistent w/ belief? -@panther_modern I know; I was one; but not this particular variety. -ffs if you teach using light switches on holy days is offensive to your god don’t make cute gimmicks to get around it. You think he’s dumb? -@xabean just remember: Losing Is Fun -So it's a few minutes after midnight in the first of the month and our internet suddenly broke. It's not a payment error it just lost its IP -... Fort over. -@blowdart Dwarven women do not have beards in this realm. However as she is now quite dead I can't go back and check. -@blowdart not only do I know she's a her, but I know everything about her down to her favorite color and how she feels about crowds. -So uh six of my seven dwarves are (un)dead and the last one is holed up underground running the whole fort herself http://t.co/5PN7k5J46y -Does anyone have a guess why Dwarf Fortress over SSH is not receiving/respecting shift-arrowkey commands -@thegrugq eighteen euros one, one core / 1 gig ram / 1 terabyte bw -http://t.co/XLfxQ5oRLV get your liveblogging free liveblogging get it while it’s hot #dwarffortress -@ErrataRob they start at ten euros I bumped up the ram and it’s eighteen euros. Comes with a terabyte of bandwidth https://t.co/zbVCG9pAOO -This is happening #dwarffortress http://t.co/HnetxUEyv5 -@thegrugq I only go to [redacted] to flirt -Thanks those who suggested it was 64-bit DLL hell. apt-get ia32-libs fixed it. Also wow my Sweden machine has FAST internet. -@thegrugq #thatsthejoke #sortof #itsactuallythatimtooparanoid -@miuaf couldn’t it uh maybe mention what it thinks is missing -I’m trying to execute dwarf fortress on Linux and it’s telling me there’s no such file or directory for a file other commands agree exists -I installed elinks on my Swedish server and browsed to google and welp my unicode is working over ssh! #sökpågoogle -@chadwik66 it’ll pick up once it learns your preferred insults. -@dakami I’m not sure how you define super low but I’ve been very satisfied with my Acer w700 -@sciencecomic … … … what -If you want to stress test your C/C++ static analysis, it turns out a natural language parser is a good choice… -@jruderman @johnregehr well uh… nothing really! I guess technically C’s soundness is measured against “the ideal machine” -@akopa also I like to have a general purpose Linux server just laying around not subject to my home ISP getting annoyed :) -@akopa I want my irssi to stay up 24/7 without interruption :p -@akopa yes? -@locks also unlike amazon they do not charge extra for static ip -@locks it just debuted and I got mine a few hours ago, however the deployment was all very automatic and smooth and it works as expected -@MolnIsCloud do you have a high-res image of your little cloud buddy? I think it’s adorable -I… may be renting a VPS from the Pirate Bay people purely because their logo is Cloud Kirby. https://t.co/a9eEhnGsuB I’m easily won over. -@meangrape oh no I dropped my travel floppy disk the one I keep 64px gifs of my family on -@meangrape https://t.co/i53JbbbnzM they’re new, but Kirby wouldn’t agree to be their mascot if they weren’t totally good for it right ? -@matthew_d_green well, yeah. But it’s not taught that way, usually. Whence much sorrow. -@ptolts dark secret places and #nesdev -@matthew_d_green until suddenly it bites you for opaque reasons. -@matthew_d_green *I* think it’s interesting - because you can become completely competent at C and never even know the stack exists -@gangstahugs I actually don’t keep logs. I’m being sarcastic :) -It’s in Sweden so the feds have to fill out *two* pages of paperwork if they want my irc logs of public channels #overkill -I got a virtual Linux server in Sweden with huge bandwidth and lots of ram. For my irssi. #overkill -@matthew_d_green orly -@ternus @csoandy @theladykathryn what?! I don’t get cake, no fair ! -@Dianora_1 reading the details, it still needs mowing, just not as often -@jack_daniel @maradydd \o/ -Why have bio-engineers not invented a grass that grows to the ideal length and then stops? What are you people doing -I just bought a fancy RaspPi magazine simply because it makes me happy to see Linux hobbyism rejuvenated. Will probably give it to a kid -And yes of course the certified sticker is a joke. It’d be cruel to make someone wear that unironically -This is taking a really long time can you tell http://t.co/9LvEhTs9DL -@The1TrueSean @WeldPond @Veracode I've only been here for a year and change! -@sneakin signal? what luxury -This is my build buddy, she waits with me patiently http://t.co/Fmk4Asf2BI -@solekiller our product! -@solekiller my local instance wasn't feeling very cooperative -@uppfinnarn @gsuberland heheh that may be slight overkill for what he meant :) -@uppfinnarn @gsuberland in general you shouldn't do recursion if it's gonna go really deep unless you have like, no local variables -@uppfinnarn you'll probably have to look it up in your OS documentation -@uppfinnarn in this case I was talking to someone targetting Wii and it turns out the stack is measured in tens of kilobytes haha -@uppfinnarn and modern compilers may try to warn you when they can detect that you're unambiguously going to blow it -@uppfinnarn it can cause bizarre memory corruption but if you're compiling against a modern x86/x64 the stack is fairly large -Q: How can I know when my C program is going to exhaust the stack? A: It's platform-dependent and arbitrary! Have fun. -@Manawyrm donno, but I have found a project that suits my ideal for the moment, if I need another I will check if audacity is native enough -@Manawyrm well, Firefox is a little too big for what I have in mind, but I assumed that it has a Unixy layer in there somewhere -Anyone who thinks the underlying stack implementation of C "doesn't matter" has never caused memory corruption with a huge local array :) -Let's see if the online instance or my local instance completes the scan faster! ... Assert failed: foo > bar #storyofmylife -The other half of my life is waiting for a mysterious cloud server to agree that my uploaded executable is valid -@whitequark that's about half the company :p -@whitequark the point/joke is that I have Visual Studio and I need the exes it produces to work to do my job so it's exempted. -Don't tell the APT, but there's a backdoor for running unsigned code on our machines: bring your own source and compile it on the spot -@deathtolamo thanks this actually looks like a good fit for the sort of program I was looking for -@WyattEpp ........ KDE? -@bhelyer I... doubt that. -@comex I'm not contesting that ! I'm just asking for some names. Chrome is no good though, too big for my purpose -Hey you - name me an open source C/C++ project that comes with Visual Studio build support out of box (no Cygwin, no mingw) -@comex also people are always like "offer solutions that aren't absolutist impositions of your will!" -@comex for definitions of "little fallout" that include every corporate network in the world pushing the settings to re-enable -@comex trying to go for a solution that might be at least hypothetically doable in under five years! -Disagree with this post: solution is not to stop signing stuff but to get Java to stop conflating stuff https://t.co/Kijq8D8cco -"Customers who bought items in your recent history also bought: US Flag Tactical Patch, Black" well that's embarrassing -@lakofsth man little endian can diaf -My lucky number other than my entire name. The IPv4 version of my handle is off in corporate-allocated space, tragically. -Woo! I got a dinky VPS with a static IP and one of the octets is my lucky number! #superstitiouscomputing -The fact that glitches are inevitable is itself reason that software should never auto-text more than one number per event, @path … -@gsuberland there is a notable difference, I just felt like the way I said it would make more sense to the average modern gamer -That’s two people who objected to me casually calling SRAM flash so I am required by the twitter cabal to inform you I was too casual -There’s an old CRT in this office with a suspiciously Tetris-shaped burn in. -@chriseng mine still worked last time I plugged it in. So does my Pokemon cart which isn’t too much younger. -@0x17h then later ones got fancy with added registers, clocks that raise interrupts… -@0x17h basically they’re just microcontrollers that switch out what ROM on the cartridge is mapped into the console’s address space -@21lettere well, we stripped off the metal casing, but other than that… -@kherge http://t.co/YfQo6SBI8x -My Nintendo actually looks pretty different as I have the late top-loading model that looks like a Super Nintendo. -A non-blurry view of the whole board - you can absolutely see it was assembled by hand, especially in upper left http://t.co/67YRcae1E7 -The first home video game with a permanent save file - The Legend of Zelda. MMC1 with battery-powered flash storage http://t.co/Q26CWcVmQB -A more serious picture http://t.co/DrWPbqYkbH -NES photo op! http://t.co/9NVbJMN9Jn -@n4j value range analysis in c by axel Simon -Last week I covered the software of Nintendo carts, this week @CaucusRacer does the hardware -@kragen … and I’m one of the only people who’s looking at older entries on a frequent basis. -@kragen many gigabytes per day. We’re not a storage company, we don’t buy terabyte drives in bulk… -@kragen in practice it doesn’t take more than a few minutes when I need one regenerated, it’s just a task flow interruption… -@kragen we generate many gigabytes of character search data and delete ones that haven’t been accessed in a while for basic cost reasons -@Neostrategos @chadwik66 as long as “I hate it!” counts as constructive criticism ;) -@arcticf0x thank you, every now and then I get in the mood to redesign it :) -@chadwik66 I am both ! -@chadwik66 where’s mine?! :( -Production servers “should be” running tripwire-like tools, but there’s no point in being surprised that most don’t. (Re: Apache hacks) -A significant portion of my life is waiting for databases to regenerate discarded character indexes for text search -@tufts_cs_mchow @chriseng nope, I lack the manual dexterity to be a motherboard junky. It’s @CaucusRacer -@chriseng I have an incredibly vague memory of my father’s original Nintendo but “my” Nintendo was a top loader #young -To my astonishment that wolfram alpha image isn’t fake. Life is now much better -@chpwn @comex whaaaaat no one informed me 🎂 -@ternus \o/ let’s have a radio disco party -@Theremina @ioerror out of curiosity y’all realized this is dated 2011 right -@DarrenPMeyer huh… they didn’t have that when I needed them! -@DarrenPMeyer afaik there is no amazon basics lightning cable? That one is fraying too. -Oh look another super overpriced apple cable fraying at the base of the connector which I’ve never seen any other USB cable do -@eevee I’m crying IRL for Styx. Your enthusiasm for him made me totally reconsider my opinion of hairless cats. -@kaepora always knew those Geniuses were useless -Neuroscientists: binaural brainwave players: vaguely scientific or pure placebo effect? -@gsuberland it’s an :o face -@gsuberland 😮 -@landley well, I’m not about to spend the next month of my life hex editing the app to save to local storage -@smeerp I wish one could flag a tweet as “question answered thanks” -@fuzztester that’s not how you twitter ;) -@thorsheim I work with highly sensitive customer 0days on a daily basis, I can’t be dumping my notes to cloud servers -There are a lot of cool little note apps and whatnot that I would totally use if *they didn’t have cloud storage you can’t turn off* -@bpblack I was being slightly sarcastic ;) -@ternus oops, hang on, thought I turned that off -@csoandy @ternus be a pal and help me fill in some words in this recording where it didn’t come through clearly -@ternus @csoandy is it a wireless mic by any chance? :3 -@colinmeloy @JennyMcCarthy @hypatiadotca I’m fluoride free for non-crazy medical reasons - but I get cavities like crazy. Go team fluoride! -My avatar apparently polls very highly with the “twelve and under” constituency -@AtheistLoki for the record I’m not in the habit of attending events which are targeted specifically at my gender though -@AtheistLoki yes but sometimes it’s “a problem caused by a few jerks” and sometimes it’s “institutionalized prejudice” -@AtheistLoki the bitterness may occasionally leak. -@AtheistLoki my entire life story has been that of being pressured to “tone down” or outright conceal my gender if I want to be “accepted” -@AtheistLoki my entire life story has been that of being pressured to “tone down” or outright conceal my gender if I want to be “accepted” -@AtheistLoki ever been a woman at a predominantly male conference? Ever been told to stop dressing/talking like a girl because it’s weird -@AtheistLoki that there’s no such thing as predominantly male conferences? Sarcasm Town. -@nickm_tor @addelindh @csoandy http://t.co/Qr0or7Hxv0 -@attritionorg @joshcorman he has a bit of a badger cut to his jib -@addelindh @csoandy anonymous remailer server. They want the logs so of course they just seize the machine. -@ternus situational irony, get with the times -@csoandy I’m referring to email servers being seized because of a bomb threat sent to a university -@ternus @timapril why would you do that -Sounds like it’s a generational thing re: calling in bombs. Modern terrorists have no manners. -I’m being flooded with answers that the IRA does this. I’m clearly Irish by blood only. -@PwnieExpress you know… posting bitly links with no context makes you look owned. -Has there ever been a “bomb threat” which was followed up with an actual bomb? -@comex America is definitely not the worst country on the internet but don’t fall into complacency 😤 -@comex they’ve granted retroactive immunity to companies that facilitated illegal wiretapping, etc -@comex yeah except they’re just going to try and try and try again with slightly different bills broken into smaller pieces -@mescyn Iran ****** -@mescyn especially since Google started pushing the concept of pinning after Iraq tried something like this -@mescyn they probably do, but you can’t just arbitrarily replace Verisign and Thawte certs of major sites and expect to not get caught -@comex we don’t drop or alter packets but crossing boundaries is considered fair game for spying -@comex I count the US as a censorship country, just not nearly as far gone as obvious candidates like China and Iran -@vogon I’m talking about ways to arrest an unpopular-with-government person on a technicality -@vogon you’ve seen the proposals to start taxing it right? But I’m bit talking about caring about bitcoin itself -The fact that arbitrary stuff can be encoded into blockchain is just begging for a censoring gov to arrest bitcoin users for distributing CP -@techbytom it’s a (non-scientific) poll, not a statistic :) -@pzmyers @AtheistLoki gosh, a conference where most attendees are men or pressured to act more mannish to fit in? Unheard of! -@maradydd @travisgoodspeed in the mean time it’s a glaring attack vector to enable governments to nab people on a technicality -@techbytom but that’s what’s on the table - possibility of legal repercussions/fines for failure to facilitate wiretap. -We’re not as collectively trusting as it may seem sometimes http://t.co/XraCBULdo2 -@travisgoodspeed did I not forecast this a couple days ago? Could there be ANY other outcome… -In this RT of @angealbertini: arbitrary code execution in Super Mario by causing jump to controller input ram. Spell shellcode on controller -@benmmurphy @qnrq if it’s true I’m assuming they obtained the key by meta means (camera, rubber hose) -Does the FBI want to a) de-SSL everything and enable fraud/identity theft or b) everyone surrender their SSL cert to them, to Fight Evil! -.@textfiles I talked to a young lady yesterday who didn’t know about <blink>. Time heals all wounds -Waiting for the “citation needed” info on how it was allegedly decrypted // @qnrq -@thegrugq @jvanegue assuming you had the honor to do it yourself, I think I could take you -Something seemed a bit… off over in the research cubes. I finally realized someone had opened the blinds. -(See http://t.co/3C6Io4VD83 for long form example) -Reminder that most devices will auto-join mystery wifis if they have the same name as an open wifi you’ve joined before, like “Apple Demo” -For the record whoever called me my irl name on reddit did go back and edit it so I guess they weren’t trying to be creepy on purpose -Perhaps dl-all should be renamed z-dl-all to prevent autocomplete disasters -What’s the polite way to tell @The1TrueSean he spammed the company-wide mailing list instead of his team -@egyp7 we need to find a “Deejay MZ” -@matthew_d_green @csoghoian but I can only weep sarcastically -Dell driver download infected with non-working malware http://t.co/zN3p7iorHH -@csoghoian @matthew_d_green how I weep for them -@thegrugq @jvanegue don’t act like you wouldn't -Forgot my bag with my RFID badge, my RSA token, and my lactose tablets #monday -@pod2g nope it was about a psycho hobo lady holding me captive as her "daughter" -@sneakin everyone should play Skyrim! Just don't say "I looked up a borderline exploit to get perfect gear and this game is too easy" -Nothing like an incredibly vivid nightmare to start the day -@no_structure I’d like to think this is a current screenshot, and it thinks you want those guys so bad you’ll buy a 2008 calendar to get em. -A lot of people say Skyrim is too easy but then it usually turns out they metagamed it to hell and looked stuff up -@no_structure ever see that Onion on how a woman has a better relationship with amazon than her husband -@0x17h I am professionally restrained from commenting -@_wirepair my gods they could not have implemented this any worse. If(operating system agrees this parses as a path) it’s a valid log file; -@_wirepair nope it’s totally Java -Yes, HTML-escape that request parameter - it’s now safe to use as a filename! #latenightauditing -@m1sp humans! Send distraction -@m1sp halp -@quephird there's no off switch for cool 😎 -My apartment building has bricks that stick out at regular intervals, apparently so thieves can climb up to windows. -@MarioVilas so I just noticed your name in this code... -.@glyph ah, I found the problem: # by 0xabad1dea 2013 -@glyph gremlins. Gremlins everywhere. -@ColinTheMathmo a parser called pefile... first I wasted a lot of time trying to 2to3ify it.. gave up... random errors... now it works. -@ColinTheMathmo well for the record, my program is literally *one line long* at the moment - all these problems have been peripheral. -@ColinTheMathmo also why do you assume I'm not trying to learn python -@ColinTheMathmo my problem isn't python. It's modules causing frustrating error messages when I try to import them. -.@MarioVilas oh, NOW it works. So you know what? I have no earthly idea what was causing the error. *headdesk* -@rantyben I'd be writing this in Ruby if I thought it were more practical... -.@MarioVilas "exe = pefile.PE("file.exe")" does not work, "pe = pefile.PE("file.exe")" does... it is beyond my mortal ken why. -@chriseng libraries... -omfg python why does the success of finding the class hinge on what I name the variable I assign it to this is terrible -Looks like I may have to give up on Python 3 entirely and use Python 2. Come *on*. -@Brian_Sniffen nope, uninteresting to me :p -@yacCz however it wants? Any internally consistent behavior is fine... I just don't want a hard error for a pedantic warning. -TabError: inconsistent use of tabs and spaces in indentation - Python it's really astounding you think igaf -I'm so glad 2to3.py doesn't rewrite string.lowercase to string.ascii_lowercase, it really improves my day to do it by hand. -@cirdan12 false analogy -Did... did http://t.co/LlsbqQGXEE remove the ability to star a project? In favor of +1'ing I assume? -@Brian_Sniffen one run would be one correct answer! This is the difference between programmers and mathematicians ;) -From the same blog, I’m amused at how different my method to get the same answer would be (just run the simulation) http://t.co/QIyxbkqGyS -(I’m not asking for a comparison of different voting methodologies, I’m complaining I don’t like our methodology) -I really like this quote on pure vs applied math http://t.co/JEI2EJ3GoY -@dildog I tried but SOMEONE @chriseng wouldn’t let me go with him -@fuzztester the name really doesn’t match the features -So how come a little place like Iceland can elect senators from all sorts of parties but in the US it’s almost impossible -@Neostrategos @veracode are you aware that the twitter account is reposting old blogs -@ores pretty sure that’s the weather and fresh food… not the censorship -It frightens me to see places like Cuba be completely black on an internet population map. So many people, so close to here. -Cinderella: getting skinnier, blonder, and kind of creepy http://t.co/zkWADVPA2r -@snare well then why would I err she consider you! -@fuzztester you need marking up of the sort that Preview doesn’t support? -@jeb_ where can I get that NES shirt -@snare just offer her some 0day -@silvexis ask Python! -from __future__ import hindsight -@savagejen it failed, I am so the opposite of attracted to him -@comex @justinschuh you have a big fan in @a_greenberg -@nickm_tor I like them, but I no longer have the time / social energy -@blowdart if you classify “the encryption premise of this app is freaking stupid” as a vuln, I can hand you several right now… -@Kufat also, perfect score on the linguistic side of the SATs made my score very high despite so-so math scored -@Kufat by graduating high school? -.@Kufat I was constantly on the verge of failing math from 2nd grade on. It was never presented in a way that made sense to me. -@kebesays not my fault you’re old! But it was a third-hand pentium 2 :p -@SarahPalinUSA you’re right I can respect the hard work of being a governor OH WAIT -@bobpoekert ha! As if we had fancy calculators. -@PresidentHoodie … you’re too old for me to follow D: -9th grade me, it’s me from the future! Here is a copy of SymPy and the documentation. It’ll run slow on that laptop but you’ll pass algebra. -@ternus ah, sometimes I forget I have an exploit in their manners parser; they would never hit a lady, which I can successfully front as. -@ternus tell ‘em to go back to the ‘federacy because we don’t want their kind here and watch their cognances dissonate -@ternus uhh what state was this in again? -@dguido favor to their most frequent customer - me -@ternus grats -@savagejen now that would be quite the plot twist -@DrPizza my cat (who now lives with my mother) generally hates being touched. -@lukegb that's the point! -@geekable You can even play fort mode, retire your fort, start adventure mode and go plunder it -@Saturn500Jared I play far too slowly to livestream. I'm often doing other things at the same time. -@geekable there's adventure mode which plays like nethack except across a world with towns and npcs who might come with you as meat shields -Hmm... next time I play DF, I should make a tumblr for liveblogging it, to avoid generating ten thousand tweets about wooden artifacts -@theROPfather nope -There outta be a law against "shuffle mode" in music players that doesn't remember what nodes it's already visited -@garlimidon I suspect you're biased ;) actually I like Fire Emblem, but I'm not very good at it. -@sergeybratus haven't heard of it actually -And I love games like Dwarf Fortress because the complex simulation interacts with imagination to create rich narrative on the fly -@sergeybratus however, the puzzles themselves did not really hold my attention, though I recall trying to brute force a few. -@sergeybratus Myst has a narrative - I was 7yo the last time I played it but I remember the letter to Catherine clearly. -I've never enjoyed puzzle games, board games, and card games, as they generally lack narrative/character with motivation -@DanielFairchild that's the joke ;) this thing is terrible. -@LowestCommonDen and the 10s. -@themarkcaudill alternatively, look at a block of text and partially cross your eyes, letters that stand out need work. -@themarkcaudill did you try adjusting the spacing (don't be afraid to put the edges of letters over the left baseline) -"Stop looking at platonic solids and order our food!" -Trying to order Japanese food devolved into looking up proofs concerning n-sided dice #geekhouse -@hypatiadotca without looking, I think they're inserting bytes between ascii-range ones to bump up to the Chinese UTF8 range. -public const string ApplicationPassword = "SecurePasswordManager_MDiTullio_800706"; no-one will ever guess it, don't worry. -"Encrypt is an application for encrypting an unicode string to Chinese, in which others can seldom get the correct meaning" sigh -@sakjur let me know if any of them look bad -"MD5 Encoder is an application wich encode the text you need to encrypt with the MD5 algorithm." We have a winner, everyone go home -I've heard "gonna forge your signature" from several people but my "real" handwriting is not very font-friendly. -@Strongdave depends on the definition of "precious" you suppose me to be using :) -@lukegb I have genuinely never once seen a font that exhibits the procedural characteristics of my handwriting -@CafieroCarlo http://t.co/C51mR8ljMj but the joke was malicious TTF files -@lukegb good luck, as I can't possibly express my actual handwriting in TTF -Oh these apps in the security section of the Windows 8 store are just precious -So how many of you installed my handwriting TTF? No reason just wondering. 😇 -Apparently Norton has a free app that will scan my twitter timeline for malicious links. Joke's on them I distribute these on purpose! -I'm installing a free Windows 8 password manager that uses unspecified "best encryption techniques". We shall see... -@verticalblank my brother and husband are perplexed why I refuse to play it anymore frankly a decade of losing is sour... -@verticalblank it's balanced towards something I don't have because I have never once in my life won Mario Party -@_booto ... why? You're just trying to drag an analogy too far... -@_booto three strikes does not end the game, it ends the turn -@_booto but my point is that a lot of early games were designed for maximum quarter expenditure not maximum enjoyment -@_booto I can't think of any outside of permadeath a la D&D which is "gritty realism" -(Or used to cover up the fact that the game itself was about an hour long.) -Games are "too easy" these days because they give you infinite lives? Finite lives was an invention for pay-per-play arcade games, you know. -@rantyben @cyclerunner @ErrataRob I'm glad this resolved itself while I was busy watching Mario Party videos. -@_larry0 @spacerog as long as it’s one of those camps with electrical hookups! Magfest did this and it was a lot of fun -@da_667 if so, only to avoid having to write correct AI for so many different games… -Watching more “Luigi Does Nothing” videos, my negative feelings towards Mario Party are confirmed. Too many minigames not enough playtesting -@ternus jay-z just how far did you go -@justinschuh you be good to him! -@wimremes wasn’t me! -@_____C oh, you misunderstand - there’s no such thing as a minimum wage programmer afaik. I’m talking threat model. -@_____C on the whole they’re not familiar with words like “misgendering” so I wouldn’t interpret that as a literal quote ;) -@_____C anyway it’s 2am and I’ve reached my burnout point :) -@_____C they’re people who went out of their way to tell me to be quiet and take being misgendered like a man. I don’t owe politeness -@_____C they’re not my friends, I don’t have to handle their feelings delicately -@pokemon_ebooks does Johto have no laws on tampering with historical artifacts? -@_____C this whole thing was in *response* to people so I didn’t have to address them all individually. -@_____C I did try to mention repeatedly that it's subconscious / unintentional most of the time. But that doesn't make it okay. -@grp just as long as you don't species-deny any craftsquid. -@grey_area those are quirks rather than underlying grammar. It's not a parse error to call a boat an it. -Have you ever got into a flamewar & thought "I am glad so-and-so is asleep and I hope they have the good sense not to revive this tomorrow" -Have you ever got into a flamewar & thought "I am glad so-and-so is asleep and I hope they have the good sense not to revive this tomorrow" -@bobpoekert @bhelyer now there is a tweet I can get behind, regardless of context. -@comex of course it's silly, I'm just trying to drive the point home -@comex if I ever need a cool lady to hire as an iOS hackette, I'll let you know, ma'am. -@comex way to be an ally -@comex it's your convenience to feel that way... as it doesn't really affect you. -@comex because it feels like they couldn't waste the nanoseconds it would take to use inclusive language because who cares right -@comex what do you say to the idea that I really am personally offended when I look at a job opening I'm interested in and I see "he"? -@tanonev officer? idk I have mixed feelings on them to begin with -@comex I'm not sure if you're using "that" to mean "I think that" "tumblr is stupid" or "I think this particular tumblr" "is stupid" -- ah -@segfault314 the "radical" may or may not be dripping with sarcasm -@bhelyer Sense of "adult male" is late (c.1000); <-- over a thousand years ago is a definition of "late *early* English" :) -Dumped my radical feminism output to tumblr. http://t.co/mByfOV81cZ -@Netbus @comex he's younger than me! D: -@mc_skifter way to be a total craftsjerk. What? It's not an insult. Disassociate "jerk" from insult. -@mc_skifter please show me the craftscats and the craftsgiraffes -@jesster_king dude! An interjection is when you just randomly, like, use a word for emphasis! Whoa! -@jesster_king dude, sometimes it's like, an interjection, man! -"Welcome to the Space Jam, thus saith the LORD. Hey you whacha gonna do I sent the sword I sent the horde" http://t.co/8JWGEERsCT -@benwmaddox other people have asked me the same question and it seems to come down to "not really". -@tufts_cs_mchow @523 yup -@ErrataRob it's a) a huge portion of repliers b) making fun of someone without attribution does not imply making fun of EVERYONE. -@longobord @maradydd @sergeybratus then you use it as an adjective, a fellow person, and, more subjectively, "engineering fellows" or w/e -@ErrataRob I'm just repeating the mansplainers :) -@longobord @maradydd @sergeybratus "guy" is kind of like "fellow" in that respect -So, "craftsman" is gender-neutral because a) historically all-male academic organizations say so b) it's shorter. Good to know. -Where's my radical feminist badge huh -@miuaf I just figured you were a meowth with a lisp. -@TomSellers @csoandy I weep for the loss of manly concision. How I long for the days when men were men and women were men 'cuz it's shorter! -@whyallthenoise --> @PwnieExpress -@sergeybratus I'm exempting non-native speakers from rigorous Not Offending Me, don't worry. -@ternus I'm definitely a downvote on "chick" but only because I usually only hear it used as "So some chick <something annoying>" -@ternus I also accept "girl" as I look/act/think quite young :p -@ternus I prefer to be referred to with terms such as seneschal and harbinger -Brilliant analogy via @miuaf whose handle I someday hope to learn to pronounce http://t.co/AJ2cJ4sUz2 -@miuaf @thegrugq oh bloody brilliant I was just trying to think of how to fit in an analogy like that into a tweet... -If you think man/guy/dude is not a gendered word, there's about a 99.95% chance it's your gender. -@thegrugq @Dan2552 what consensus? There's only consensus if you just ignore all the people complaining about being misgendered -@thegrugq um, okay, so? It isn't a word because of historical oppression of women seeking alternative employment to housewifery -@Dan2552 @thegrugq I mean would you be okay with just calling everyone a craftswoman and telling guys that's not gendered -@Dan2552 @thegrugq No offense but that's because craftsmen used to be all men and men often don't stop and think about the implications -.@thegrugq the point is people carelessly use gendered terms without considering how absurd it'd be to use the inversion. -@theROPfather my schools had men as teachers? But that's still misogyny if a man is shamed for acting womanly. -@send9 I prefer "they" but some people believe that English is in some kind of stasis and that's Bad Grammar. -http://t.co/fHcpOObDnX What it says on the tin -@vimdat ... there was ever a question it ran Android? -@Tomi_Tapio @BenLaurie except that’s so stunningly ineffective that you are just wasting everyone’s time and money -@grp it runs Android. It’s an Android product. And Android, like all operating systems, adds features, patches bugs, and improves snags. -@grp well, Google is pushing it as a flagship product so it’s embarrassing it’s two major releases behind -Why in the name of basic self-respect does Google Glass run 4.0.4? Do you see Microsoft shipping Surfaces running Vista? -@armcannon ahh, I knew a girl who had randomly found the actual record of that, and bought a record player for her dorm just for it… -@amanicdroid @0x17h that too. -@horse_js @eevee NSFW that stuff! -@amanicdroid @0x17h of course it’s horrible - he died. And he was framed. But most likely in that order. -@0x17h so almost certainly “reddit frames kid who is already dead” -@0x17h you know that when missing people are found dead they almost always died the first day they were missing right -The Adventures of Florida Man, @attritionorg edition http://t.co/4R67laCaXH -@savagejen that sounds more likely. But I suspect they’d still say you have to name some names… -@savagejen almost certainly rejected for being too broad. -Looks like Team Veracode's prize PwnPad has arrived http://t.co/cwUER9NDEk -@0x17h yup! -There are children dying of completely preventable diseases because their parents believe fake science http://t.co/Ibz75SxpRx -There are tinsel stars hanging from the ceiling in the kitchen #JavaIsDead -Spring.avi https://t.co/3GXPZMTzQr -@focalintent we… will… *educate* them. 😈 -@dildog actually yes, but for different reasons that will not fit in this margin -@dildog call graphs with more than a hundred distinct nodes in a linear chain, Mr. Pedantic -Sir put the single-line functions down and keep your deployment scripts where we can see them -I support mandatory counseling for any Java programmer who ships software with call stacks that can exceed 100 deep on the hot path -@indrora I was thinking more corporate spies. Can you lift a box? Have no felonies? Welcome aboard -@innismir I was more thinking "SQLi of internal database is one unskilled employment application and a felony check away" -@whitequark you're right... another fix coming XD -Working here I've learned: major corps that employ thousands of minimum wage workers have trivially SQL-injectable internal apps. -@GregStaskowski that's remarkably close actually... -I really wish I could tell you the silly codenames of programs submitted to us by major companies. -@dildog no way - I always want to know when I'm running something unsigned. -This "news" of a school that teaches ridiculous ideas about dinosaurs isn't news - I attended two of them http://t.co/xG3tYwx3LC -@k3v1n830 Touchscreen. Can't open snipping tool when UAC is up. -I ended up deleting the folders and leaving registry cruft rather than run an unsigned executable that claims to be from Oracle -So I tried to uninstall Java http://t.co/4nYVmnh6Cp -My handwriting font - kerning improved http://t.co/C51mR8ljMj -@amazingant yes actually! Thanks <3 -gtalk / google+: super unstable for everyone or just me (hold the snark please) -Of course, being able to use the platform on iPad would be more useful if the iPad didn’t need to unload webpages every time I switch apps -@rezeusor http://t.co/M45OCjmNyG -Ouch. Listening to the thotcon tweet stream, it sounds like Schneier has been sucked in to the “talks to govt weenies too often” zone -If you hear any figures about the average DDoS or DDoS trends, check how it’s counting the Spamhaus one. http://t.co/SSj8UcUTfl -@techbytom oh I assume it’s someone who follows me on Twitter. And a lot of people on /r/netsec know who each other are. But still. -Yeah you think you’re being cute calling me “Melissa” on /r/netsec but that’s just kind of creepy. Respect nyms. -@nickm_tor maybe, but I sure wouldn’t try! -@m1sp @fncombo getting a $10 external fan can be a lot cheaper and easier than trying to replace an ailing internal one, speaking from exp -@spacerog @attritionorg he doesn’t bring spare fur suits, does he? -@RSWestmoreland @Veracode HTML5 -Ding dong the witch is dead 🔔 The @Veracode platform is now completely Java-free and works on devices such as iPad. Rejoice! -The fact that it’s so hard to explain how to “use Twitter” that I say “buy Tweetbot, then it will be better” should shame Twitter UI team -@_wirepair I plan to wake up to Infosec Christmas -The “a” in my font is too wide, I will fix and re-upload tomorrow… -Is there a hair stylist shop named Dyer Straights? There had better be -@apblake @puellavulnerata I’m stealing this one -Remind me to read these slides on static analysis by @halvarflake in the morning https://t.co/AAvdlJ4Cz6 -In this RT: Tamerlan Tsarnaev referred to himself as a white guy, so can we please bury the “he’s not white bc he’s bad!” racism with him -@cji technically it stands for “regarding” -@jackjsnow @eevee it kills me when I see silent tweet appropriation... -@mikemackintosh surely there are ones with better kerning! But I don't care if someone uses it on their website if no money changes hands... -@dancapper yeah this is the first build, testing it now... and no, but I know I was taught "precursive" style when I was little -@_yossi_ that's my real handwriting! -I made a font of my handwriting, I think it came out pretty good. http://t.co/C51mR8ljMj -@vogon the system restore point was two days ago. Nothing was installed but Windows Defender definitions -@vogon um... if a metro app can completely break the Windows interface persistent across reboots, we have a bigger problem -Well my menus work again. And my stock trading game was blown away and my music player can't open -I'm doing a system restore. This is stupid. -@vogon err rather, yes the win key does what it usually does -@vogon everything else works. What is a winkey -- oh a win key. What am I supposed to do with it? -@vogon ... both? Everything you summon by swiping from an edge does not appear, persistent across reboot -tonight on Windows 8 Adventures: swiping to get system menu no longer works. -@stevecominski doesn't meet my security requirements (for when I do lock it 😉) -@stevecominski I refuse to use those actually! -I leave my Windows 8 tablet unlocked because no-one else knows how to use it -@chort0 I guess you can get use-after-free by wrapping to 1 and it deletes something with 257 references... -@Dan2552 a good virtual keyboard would let me set it to 75% width -@Dan2552 it's the travel, I believe they call it, that is the problem; I instinctively aim closer to the center than the outer keys are. -@waruikoohii yeah same here. It just started doing this ten minutes ago. -@Dan2552 the virtual keyboard on the tablet is too large for my hands and I mistype practically every other letter. -Windowshandwitingrecognitionhasdecideditdoesntbelieveinspacesanymore seriously come on -@glassresistor @evilbluechicken you don't "log in" with Twitter integration on iOS -@_printf I got mine from http://t.co/QxC49FMDg5 they're currently out of stock of the exact one I got though. -.@evilbluechicken the joke is I've seen several accounts "compromised" by their children posting achievements from tablet games recently -@chort0 the count++ wrap is real, there's also a matching count-- wrap afaict, which looks weird, like, they log it then let it wrap? -@feoh your geolocation on twitter is probably a little off then :) -Evidence is mounting that the greatest risk to infosec Twitter accounts is Angry Birds Threat. Chroot your children -@matthew_d_green do you… have… kids? -@chort0 hang on gonna go grab the source and just look at it... -@chort0 usually a scam would come with, like, a fake exploit? -@oh_rodr futurama-squint.jpg Not sure if they’re completely misunderstanding how this works… or I am -@chort0 I uh, did see a random nginx site that had apparently crashed a few minutes ago, but probably just chance… -@oh_rodr err… can’t log, or shouldn’t? -@chort0 what did I miss -@dildog @focalintent false: @focalintent has a stripe of red dye in his hair -@ternus confusing cause and effect! -@Jonimus WWDC tickets -Checking my twitter stream since lunch… and… wow there is every iOS developer I know rage quitting at the same time -Someone on Ars says Mt. Gox is faking the DDoS attacks… we’ve reached a new tier of conspiracy theory -@gozes value range analysis of c programs -@feoh I’m in (well technically very near) Boston too, I’m just upset that according to your metadata you’re on an island and I’m not D: -@dhicynic @_peterdn value range analysis of c programs by Axel Simon -@feoh you’re tweeting from one of those little islands? No fair. -I solved analysis! http://t.co/zvgr4gTCfU -@mister_borogove as in, I have played against humans who lost all 5 lives to getting caught under the stage as in the last clip. Stage wins. -@mister_borogove they did patch that up quite a bit in the sequel; but players do that a lot too on the stages they chose for the demo. -@mister_borogove and clearly, the AI is reactive, so the player is not giving it input and it just does whatever -@mister_borogove this game has been poked and prodded for a decade. They carefully aligned matches with specific variables to cause this -How on earth did "human resources" become the unironic, accepted term -@jesster_king you assume OP is a good man! -Hmm, I guess the "anonymous" complaints are routed through a third party who transcribes them - I guess that's close enough. -@invalidname @mojinations California? Never heard of it. -@mojinations this is about fraud etc. not harassment, actually - not that there's any incidents of such so far that I'm aware of -@Neostrategos consider if a man with a swoon-worthy Polish accent filed a tip... -@mojinations guess I'm a stickler for "anonymous" in the cryptographically secure sense -Anyone see a problem with an "anonymous concern phone number" for a company with <= 200 employees? -The only winning move is not to play, because the AI gets really confused when you stand still. http://t.co/Cv8ZXEp4i7 -Awesome honeypotting: skiddies enter their real details if you reject the first few attempts at account registration http://t.co/zx4kyOQxEV -Ropasaurus Rex https://t.co/vul1sxU84N -Dancing on the ethical line, re-hacking a compromised server to change the phisher’s password… http://t.co/35P5JOzmZf -@boblord you’re on the lam, that’s my story and I’m sticking to it -Well @boblord favorited my tweet so I guess he’s on the lam -@wookiee \o/ -everyone hack twitter while @boblord is in jail -I like how the TSA decorates every mention of their pre check thing with (TM) - because making people beg to keep shoes on is a trade? -@savagejen ahh a fellow infosexual -@puellavulnerata if there’s anything it doesn’t make sense to regulate it’s water that fell from the sky… -@mike_br @trap0xf hey!!! -@DarrenPMeyer I always use avatars showing cartoon girls. Widely assumed to be portraying my waifu -@DarrenPMeyer I always use avatars showing cartoon girls. Widely assumed to be portraying my waifu -@TheDaveCA nope he's gay -@raudelmil six bitcoins! -@blowdart I don't say it THAT much! -@deepthoughts10 @netbus @mikko the whole system is actually a complete train wreck that's massively insecure -@ternus no he's gay -I'm kind of freaked out by Windows 8's auto suggest. I type "he is" it pops up "bisexual" -@deepthoughts10 @netbus @mikko one's a company that needs customers to trust them, the other is a government... bit different -@puellavulnerata oh oh pwn Java harder -@corpsefilth ... yes -@jesster_king I don't think me throwing around a couple hundred dollars would have a noticeable impact -I'm coming out of the networking closet. I'm infosec-sexual. Infosexual? -Who puts coconut in a carrot cake this is an outrage I will take this all the way to the Supreme Court -@ternus tell @nelhage we were joking about opsec so I sound less creepy -@Netbus yes that, they could ie pretend to be Google or a bank. Not that they would do that as people would find out and be furious -@ternus thanks for info leak -@Netbus @mikko no it means they can issue certificates for any website and the phone will accept it -@BadAstronomer it’s the new tweetbot, check from web interface -@Paucis__Verbis how did you get a photo of my room -@spacerog well if iMessage was selling decrypted messages and we didn’t know, I don’t think local bars would be on that list :) -@jesster_king one wandered across the book I was highlighting. I didn’t actually touch it though. -@xa329 that’s not a particularly large portion of my demographic. But they called me “this guy” in this case… -@spacerog did you 4square check in or anything? -@twatterspam the good news is that the HTML5 rewrite goes live... tomorrow night. -@twatterspam I'm a user of the app, not a producer. The app predates HTML5 as a real platform significantly. -@savagejen @Neostrategos Activision -@akopa yeah - my favorite color is orange but I end up painting everything pink -@savagejen @Neostrategos it's basically Pokemon but you need actual figurines. What a scam huh -@savagejen @Neostrategos they're called Skylanders, you put them on a base and they communicate with a video game -@savagejen @Neostrategos but they're more sophisticated than just being rfid -@savagejen @Neostrategos actually, if there was an easy way to forge the little chips in their base, he totally would -@secmoose figured I better mess around with pretend money first as I have no idea what I'm doing -There is a child I don't recognize on my patio. He just gave me the "shush" sign. Hiding in other people's yards is cheating, kid! -Thinking about playing a stock market simulator - who wants to bet I'll make a pretend million dollars that could have been real :p -"Isn't the entire German language about pleasure in the suffering of others?" - @codeferret_ -@thegrugq 😐 -@alethenorio keep reading - but that's not the name of my twitter account! -@blaufish_ actually I asked because I had a compulsion to paint the ant on my desk pink but I didn't want to put it in the ant hospital -Are pink highlighter pens toxic to ants? I ask because reasons -@kilophoton it has a section near the beginning which lists a bunch of terms it will be using and you can google them if you need more info -@kilophoton I read it when I was 17 and mostly got it - it covers probability from scratch. -I need to reread "Modern Cryptography Theory and Practice" by Wenbo Mao which actually taught me all the college math I know. -@d0tslash <3 -@waruikoohii for certain values of 'prevents'! -@blowdart http://t.co/hUIPzoqzwf -@codeferret_ I never implied any such thing! -@d0tslash weird - http://t.co/hUIPzoqzwf -It wants me to install Firefox 3.5 because it thinks IE10 can't render static HTML4. Is this TCP over time travel? -I'd like to thank the self-righteous webpage admin who thought I shouldn't be allowed to see plain HTML if I'm using IE. IE10, mind. -@d0tslash can someone tell them their browser detection is broken please? It won't show me the site -@Neostrategos I tried to warn my husband this is like buying crack when pixie stix would do, but did he listen… :p -@sleepydashie they’re my husband’s and our housemate’s :) -Guess how many children live in this house http://t.co/CDOU09eDYS -What's the CWE number for "you employed a computer-illiterate programmer" category of bugs -On days like this, I wish I had a button to demand the customer do a full review of whatever programmer wrote the line I'm gawking at -@whitequark so when I hear “I don’t know any girls who are good at computers” followed by being called a boy, you see why I’m upset -@whitequark (the literal meaning is to paint a naturally brown fence white, we use it idiomatically a lot) -@whitequark in this context I meant ignoring non-white contributors to history or portraying them as white (ie Jesus) -@mescyn @Neostrategos not a lot of comments on those; it was my Nexus 7 video -@nelhage I decided I don’t like being called a boy more than I don’t like being called a slut or whatever. -@whitequark especially since I’m a minority in my field, it feels like the gendered version of white washing. -@whitequark imagine if people constantly addressed you as ma’am and lady and little girl. I’m assuming you’re not gender fluid. -I need to get the NES video from @Neostrategos so I can have something on my YouTube where not one single person will call me a guy -@silentbicycle demoing a nexus 7 booting straight to Ubuntu desktop -@DrewFitz hmm, well, that's trans-denying, but I am in fact cis. -Five months later I am still getting comments on my Nexus 7 video... referring to me as a guy. WHAT DOES IT TAKE, PEOPLE -@GeeckoDev @nrr oh gods I had to explain so many times when Vista came out concerning essentially the same thing -@chriseng good thing too because Java <--> our app is currently COMPLETELY BROKEN -I actually like Windows 8's monotone vector emoji better than iOS's bitmap color fest 😎 -@iJamieH you're missing Unicode emoticons -Some little birdies have told me that I won't need Java to do my job anymore as soon as tomorrow night. The gods are real 🎊🎉🎈🎆 -You know what's a weird word? Free. Freeeeeeee. I'm checking several hundred calls to free() and it will never look right again -If we’ve learned anything it’s that ad hoc blacklisting for important security purposes is a really really bad idea -Apparently wp-super-cache has NOT actually fixed the RCE vuln but has just slapped some string blacklisting on. Good job, that’ll hold. -@ternus implying that if I google-stalk long enough I can find pics of you with a ponytail? -@ternus collars. Short hair. Polite manner. Pretty weird, dude -@ternus also did you know you look like a government kid -@ternus I am super sketchy. I am defined by many short overlapping lines -@ternus yes there is nothing typical about that childhood btw did I tell you about the time the Foreign Service didn’t hire me -@ternus rural children have much more free reign. Suburban parents are typically disproportionately paranoid, using urban as their model. -@ternus I think you’ll find a strong correlation with urban, suburban, rural. -@WeldPond @spacerog @dildog @dotMudge way to kill the joke, boss -@ternus I wasn’t allowed to play outside all alone until I was 14… -Hooray tweets are showing up on my phone that aren’t showing up on my iPad. Ffffff. -I have been acknowledged as new leader of l0pht by @spacerog, just so you know @WeldPond @dildog @dotMudge -@spacerog @tmichaels1 motion seconded. Everyone knows I staged a takeover of the l0pht already. -Don’t call the person arrested in Australia “the lulzsec leader” as no one has ever heard of him. Just a pretension of his. -@0x8badfl00d not much ;( -@octal @hypatiadotca @thegrugq the human race depends on women weighing their chances with this… -@thegrugq it’s not my fault you’re the only one awake -Don’t after-midnight DM @thegrugq for advice on boys as he apparently doesn’t know -@Cocoanetics well I don’t do the swirly thing then. But it was the stylus - grabbed its buddy and it started working again. -@Cocoanetics http://t.co/Hjvcai06Bo -@thegrugq @DogeMocenigo the grugq is just trying to deflect rumors that I broke up with ionic for him -@grp … eww -@thegrugq I don’t get it. I really don’t. It’s a toss up between being thankful they’re so stupid and wondering if stupid is a prerequisite -@Hyder_Khan @RichardBarrell I don’t have “issues” with being a woman and I think you’re reading a little much into it :) -@egeektronic @mrkoot this is glorious -@Hyder_Khan @RichardBarrell … you’re kind of getting on my nerves a little bit… -@CyborgCode there is not that much math in most CS programs - mostly set theory which I thought isn’t that hard -@xabean @Forensication Find a cake place closer to Boston and we’ll talk ;) -@FatherMcGruder @matthew_d_green if you have a 100% accurate and automatic means to detect porn, you’re a millionaire -@CyborgCode I have a computer science degree. The field is far too young to have such specialized degrees -You might be a static analysis researcher if you consider the word “valgrind” an insult -Capture the flag: submitting malicious pcaps to Virus Total edition -@no_structure @strmpnk oh, I forgot, you’re in undergrad so you don’t count. -@strmpnk @no_structure the joke is we’re static analysts and “running” programs is for babies :p -@thegrugq 🇺🇸 I love America -Have the Homeland Security club updated their twitter keywords to include the bomb emoji? 💣 Can’t let that under the radar -@thegrugq I think you’re reading too much into my tweets 💣 -@thegrugq I never said that. I said no jury would convict me of something unspecified. 🔪 -@no_structure @strmpnk valgrind? VALGRIND? Sir what kind of researchers do you take us for -The willingness of people to make threats of bodily harm online never ceases to amaze me. As if it “doesn’t count” somehow. -@comex you should indeed do it now ! -@comex whaaaaat -I drew a comic about the internet http://t.co/VAW3S0Vtj3 -… I say, considering whether bleeding out in a boat counted as a day off. Well, he wasn’t in class… -Don’t reward homophobic jerks with a day off! http://t.co/XfAqJ52cIA -@WyattEpp I don’t think anyone’s ever suggested ATI as a low-power graphics solution… -@savagejen well I missed entire eras and kids learning programming now missed some more by simple time physics :) -With computer people even an age difference of five years has a profound impact on formative experiences. Compare, say, pianists -@ternus @ra6bit *ahem* Lady Melizabeth. -Do other industries and arts constantly discuss among themselves how old practitioners are or just computer people -@ra6bit @ternus hang on I need to check if I’m even nine yet -@matthew_d_green even if, say, CP isn’t illegal per se, do we really want it inserted in stuff… -@chronic https://t.co/NyN8kZhzoG -@ra6bit @ternus 1992?! Jay-z you’re old. -@no_structure I um… hmm. -@ra6bit it ended up confusing people I do know… -@Walshman23 my name is a bad idea! -Did twitter seriously just filter my beautiful emoji hearts out of my new bio -@thegrugq no jury would convict me 👊 -The main reason I give my IRL name on twitter is that I hate being misgendered even more than I hate being called that name online. -Just read a good point I hadn’t thought of - it’d be cheaper for Intel to prop up AMD than to deal with monopoly regulation hell. -@themarkcaudill hahaha -@themarkcaudill it’s very rare that someone calls me by the given IRL name and I don’t know them - often in an insulting context. -@themarkcaudill well consider this, Mark. Didn’t I already lead this tweet with your name o_O -@dave_newton I think I hate you, Charlotte. -@snare American. Try and keep up. -@snare sir this is America and you just confessed to terrorism. Or invading a country for their oil -@maradydd @matthew_d_green @travisgoodspeed @dakami I may have missed where this originated, just heard block chain wiki bla bla -@matthew_d_green — is a vulnerability in a world where some types of data is illegal -@matthew_d_green am I the only one who thinks the ability to incorporate arbitrary data into something everyone must download — -@ternus I love people taking pictures of me that don’t catch my chin at a bad angle. -@QuantumG @bpblack @focalintent you know the original context was people dying in a factory explosion right >_> -@johnrobb @puellavulnerata actually do you have a link for this -@johnrobb @puellavulnerata until someone starts inserting hundreds of megabytes of CP… -@thegrugq thanks, you were a big help -@RichardBarrell it’s just that people have a habit of busting out “Melissa” when they are talking down to me because I am Small And Fragile -@RichardBarrell on the contrary I hear that more than my real name these days :p -@chriseng @thegrugq I think I’ll take it easy tomorrow morning in your honor, roll in around 11… -@vogon I only even consciously saw a few digits lol -@vogon yes but not on paperwork -If you address a tweet to me, what to call me is already covered ;) -@iRonNCSU what did you just call me in that tweet? :) -So I’ve kind of got this thing about being called “Melissa” online by people I haven’t met. Just so everyone knows. It sounds patronizing. -@attritionorg please. Wookiee** -@MrToph because they couldn’t find it? You’re not a coworker -@ChuckBaggett @puellavulnerata but are the gun-toting pot farmers gay married -@DarrenPMeyer @manicode I’m confused that everyone assumes the multiple versions was on purpose on my friend’s part… it wasn’t. -.@ioerror is this the same Senator Graham who wanted an American citizen tried as an enemy combatant like just yesterday? -@ternus @abby_ebooks I'd like to think I sound slightly more coherent than that -I think my handwriting recognition is broken http://t.co/OR0f0nJk0E -Reporter ditches her own wedding to cover the Chinese earthquake http://t.co/4Wvw40iEKv -@bhelyer pretty much. Separate browser, only visit that site. Use VM/sandbox for bonus points -Scratch that, it works until I have the audacity to try and interact with it. -Java takes months to QA patches and we get owned; they patch in a timely fashion and apps break; we just can't win. Rotten foundations... -By some dark miracle I currently have said webapp working with an old Java... with IE. Countdown to disaster -@solak please tell me there's an instance I can access right now -@marshray @codeferret_ what where -@manicode 6502 assembly. -@UbikMan this isn't about cultural things I find stupid, math transcends that a bit :p -@manicode gods deliver us from being Java developers. -@hackedy corporate. Corporate customers. Requiring bleeding-edge Chrome doesn't really work. -@hackedy because it's more than a year old #html5isverynew -So guess what? The newest Java update breaks our webapp silently. "Oh yeah, found that out this morning" says my husband #thanks -So uh my coworker's computer is reporting different versions of Java in different places -@thomasbeagle I have no idea what that means so I'll just have to invade you now </american> -@miuaf @codeferret_ heheh well in this case it's proof that our "use after free" detection works ;) -@miuaf @codeferret_ heheh well in this case it's proof that our "use after free" detection works ;) -@thomasbeagle NZ has a population no bigger than a large city so I can totally see well-meaning legislators writing down ridiculous laws -@thomasbeagle still need to get ahold of the gov before they try to legislate something that can't work because they're naive about it -@polemic @TelecomNZ @yakmoose I'm betting whoever is discussing such possibilities is a nontechnical policy pencil-pusher -@polemic @TelecomNZ @yakmoose and mandating that every device in NZ accept some cert to MITM all comms would be... astounding. -@polemic @TelecomNZ @yakmoose yeah except you can't magically fake a valid cert without victim co-operation or corrupt registrar. -Hey govt of New Zealand: if you're short on subject matter experts, I'm available for the cost of plane + hotel to tell you why that's dumb -@DylanReeve @dancapper it can only work by consent (granted, the opt-out means you may not have internet at all, but still) -Um, does the government of New Zealand/@TelecomNZ have any idea how encryption works? You can’t legislate away math http://t.co/wZtjyW6poN -@dancapper um… what, exactly, is their plan for carrying this out? -@codeferret_ you don’t get how being Hermione works do you -@codeferret_ also that’s technically a method </CS Professor> -@codeferret_ I’m trying to imagine what would happen. Would probably work in a single-threaded app. Most of the time -@Tatoroh she sent me a text that she liked my post on tumblr :p -Code red code red my mother knows what tumblr is siren dot gif -@puellavulnerata the three letter agencies are full of people who dissent, they just can’t say so publicly until they cycle out to civilians -@onekade @puellavulnerata I’m kind of astounded there’s such a thing as a native Armenian convert to Islam, knowing their history. -@ShadowTodd well they both treat women as objects but the prior is more catchy :p -@vogon geez I’m not even sure anymore, her first name is Katie though, allegedly there were incidents with her and Tamerlan’s previous gf -@vogon I’m more sad that he beat his wife and she exhibits classic Stockholm symptoms, and that the kid seems dragged into it by big ideals -I’ve been reading all the “we knew them before they were terrorists” gossip and the picture it paints is so… sad. -Whoops I accidentally looked at the comments section apparently being able to afford to travel to Russia is inherently terroristy -@chunter16 Spotify could have registered itself to run next boot for whatever reason. -@chunter16 implying you didn’t already have spotify installed? -@profoundlypaige must be nice, all of mine dropped out to marry their youth pastor sweethearts or w/e -@eqe @ioerror I’m fainting. -@The1TrueSean for you? No. -@tapbot_paul it wiggled around to the next tweet up when I tried to tap away. That’s what you get for letting me use your software. -I have my own miniature booth babe right on my desk apparently http://t.co/8akugYJHhZ -@ternus well, they don’t sell plug and play seatbelts in various sizes at a Store Near You, so that’s a bit more severe. -@tapbot_paul just got the new version - what is this dot and why won’t it let me tap links? :( http://t.co/qucHMnXq1b -@ioerror do you intend for these to require signin? -Hey @cnn if @ap was compromised by phishing then there isn’t very much twitter could have realistically done to prevent that. -“My brother wanted to defend his religion from attack, that’s why he attacked peaceful civilians with no warning!” -.@wgragido because of the fake bombing news or…? -@panther_modern some Syrian gang is taking credit but just as likely they’re just skiddies trying to get free attention -@panther_modern I doubt it, as average time to detection of silent compromises is, like, months to over a year. -*sniffle* Why did @rantyben call me a thought leader? I thought we were friends! -Say, what’s your procedure for reacting to phishes sent to your people? Probably a good time to double-check. -@ra6bit @donicer wouldn’t walkie talkies work better anyway though? -@quine @rantyben @osxreverser yeah I like you too Zach. -@getwired @marshray someone from AP says there was a phishing incident one hour before the breach… -If it’s true that AP was targeted by a competent phishing attack, then that tweet probably had more intent behind it than lulz. -@rantyben @SamHananelAP ouch, now that was uncalled for! -@rantyben @SamHananelAP on that timescale that’s significant - extrapolate if news that it was a hack hadn’t gotten out quickly… -According to HuffPo, Texas has 10% of the dangerous chemical facilities and 50% of the evacuations and property damage resulting. Hmm. -@puellavulnerata well like I couldn’t remember the “C” in “MMC” and kept calling it whatever came to mind… -There’s apparently a video but I may just end up re-filming it myself for a more general audience… and because of embarrassing stutters XD -Successfully filled an hour with me explaining the Nintendo as I played it - here’s my lovely pirate cart art. http://t.co/JI2c5EoRdG -Veracode: come to Einstein room now for the lowdown on the greatest 8-bit computer of all time -Progress: “a country just legalized same-sex marriage” is not a jaw-dropping event but a casual high-five. Welcome to fabulous, France -@vogon — @DrPizza was also experiencing problems. Donno what your common factor is. -I’m surprised at the differences in how the nature of compromises varies depending on geographic region http://t.co/Qv5xGMGlZj -@dan_crowley @savagejen @integrisec — terrorism because it was an attack on the general public with no apparent connection to attackers. -@dan_crowley @savagejen @integrisec with ie school shootings the intent is usually revenge- even if they’re “crazy” I think this was still — -So is this pizza app for Xbox going after the demographic of people w/ debit cards who own video games but neither laptops nor smart phones -I’m kind of pleasantly surprised that a tumblr post about the lockdown not being as scary as the news made it seem got so much attention… -@RandomStep I’m assuming one of those is meant to be https -.@Neostrategos I just find the idea that the security industry grew more paranoid because of supposed ancient prophecy kind of insulting -@ID_AA_Carmack please do not take my monospace. But I review code in an editor that can set bold, italic, etc on syntax coloring -Apparently the full data breach incident report is out http://t.co/NacvYKaTpF but what’s with the Mayans reference first paragraph… -Some ideas for preventing crime other than throwing more cops at the problem http://t.co/xDOzNVr2on -@m1sp or stealing my trademarked squeal, that will be five cents per reference -@snare I’m pretty sure I can get your missile coordinates from somebody. -Got mentioned by a news blog so I’m expecting to hear from random people who may or may not have something to contribute all day -@maradydd @nickm_tor I have a twitter list of people I personally care about to read to completion when I’m short on time. -@skyeyemachine to the background color. And Zelda, to answer your other question -@DylanPaulMathis @pzmyers wow I have literally no idea where that topic came from or why you felt the need to tell me that okay bye bye now -@spacerog … I actually only know your first initial. -@DylanPaulMathis @pzmyers do you… what do… oh never mind, you’re in a bit too deep here to rescue with a tweet. -@dildog you would not believe how long I looked for the keyboard shortcut I believed must exist but I couldn’t find it -@thegrugq 8-Bit Terrorist is the name of my Team Rocket tribute band -@xabean No. Yes. Not that. -I don't know what I did but a bush just exploded like a block in Mario Bros 3 and left a hole -Made a super awesome surprise for tomorrow ;) I have a hex editor and I know how to use it -@lexikon1 my last name is Elliott -@attritionorg I never would have used txtspeak like that. Stop libeling me. -@attritionorg I'll slander u ! -@Mordicant Zelda -How am I supposed to be passive-aggressive if I can't add people who have blocked me to public lists with slanderous names -@redline6561 Zelda -@esacteksab bit late for that. -Apparently Dear Husband thought I was delusional about claiming to be good at video games until I destroyed him at Smash Bros -@thegmanehack I've been playing since I was three years old... -@0x00string okay now without the flute ;) -My shameful secret is that I am actually incredibly bad at Mario -@apiary the internet demands it's recorded -@artkiver @apiary our office -The Abadidea Effect strikes http://t.co/sIZu62A5nN -Since this is a security company I'll be sure to cover @nelhage's groundbreaking research into patching Mario vulns -That's right I'm going to be teaching the system architecture of the Nintendo while running head-first into goombas LIVE -@lexikon1 sure ~ -I'm practicing Super Mario for giving my lecture tomorrow noooooo my mushroom come back -@lexikon1 You can link to it if you want but I think I am all burned out on this... -@zeroday looks like this is just the ones that can tune somewhere into the 700s? -@apiary I just thought it was next week for some reason! Don't worry I can give this talk cold ~ -Allegedly I am giving a lecture for programming the Nintendo *tomorrow.* @apiary is this true -@JastrzebskiJ clearly not all of them! :( -A boy turned down a copy of my waveforms are they not sinusoid enough I thought my waveforms were the prettiest :( -@RichardBarrell yeah. TTF has always been done in the kernel. A surprising number of people never realize that... -... To the best of my knowledge, that PDF is safe :p I hope q: -@Neostrategos @iJamieH hahaha it should be fine :p maybe :p -Check out this PDF on malicious fonts :3 http://t.co/KDWmwr3289 -@AutismIsakiller I think, since it's a federal case, they can have the trial in the middle of nowhere if they want (and block cameras) -@AutismIsakiller sorry for the fox http://t.co/uVOlefpkKp -@AutismIsakiller don't get me wrong there MUST be a fair trial. Just our confidence is reasonably high... -@AutismIsakiller and that they flat-out told the driver they abducted that they did it, I mean, technically allegedly flat-out told. -@AutismIsakiller you heard about the guy in the hospital who woke up and wanted to see footage to point out who did it right -@AutismIsakiller but the evidence at this point is so overwhelming the only way out would be to demonstrate coercion by the big brother -@AutismIsakiller well, the last paragraph does remind all readers of innocent until proven guilty -@thegrugq you non-Americans are so bad at suburban American geography it's embarrassing -But the important question is, who is taking care of @J_tsar’s beautiful cat Peep -@zenrandom me too, but it's apparently hard enough for our senators to grasp the protections we have -@innismir there are three radio towers in a marsh tucked between the mall and Network Drive -I can't shake the feeling that someone, somewhere, is trying to use @J_tsar's twitter data as a basis for account profiling -@WeismanBen I wasn't able to figure out why they're there, it might just be filming. -"Ortiz has faced criticism for coming down too hard on some defendants, but that approach may become an asset..." Oh buzz off -Well at least it's confirmed they're trying him as a citizen and not an "enemy combatant" so those senators can suck on a yucky lollipop -@JastrzebskiJ all I know is the bottom is yellow and I think the top was dark blue. They're repeatedly circling the area very VERY low. -They buzzed our office but I can't find anything wrt the police looking for someone. Maybe they're just filming the majestic suburban wilds -@ternus Built before everyone and their uncle carried laptops and phones. Can't be bothered to change. -@rockhopper that was the best I could do from the car -This helicopter is circling outside the Burlington Mall http://t.co/3SZeiOJKHP -Should I be concerned about the helicopter practically buzzing the grass I just saw down the street -.@puellavulnerata can you imagine: "we're picking up the signature of a Nintendo 3DS! This plane is grounded until it's secured!" -@puellavulnerata I would never enable the TSA to be more annoying, but they totally would buy this ... -The winky face is key to interpreting that tweet, y'all -Namely he wants me to patent my technique for identifying suspicious consumer devices like Kindles and sell it to the TSA for zillions ;) -My husband just told me not to tweet something because I should patent it first. I think he's evil -@giovannibajo lol that wasn't what I meant at all :p I meant the typing -Peace is when a temple invites members of another religion to hold ceremonies inside because their church building is unavailable... -@Jonimus well that's what all this Science(tm) is about :) -@ra6bit that OSX Lion supports? :p -They run at the same mhz, but the ram in my macbook and my work laptop have completely different noise profiles :) -@jesster_king she got engaged and she's dropping out of college to get married sooner -@aquavitaecoll yeah but you can just change the strings from "intel" and "intel 64-bit" to "32-bit" and "64-bit" much cleaner -Am I allowed to be bitterly judgmental if my cousin just fell right into the MRS Degree hole? I'm self-righteous I know but come on -@davidwees @ezchili anyway I think you will find this interesting - my 10th grade history book http://t.co/XqDYtlr3OX -My grandmother just sent me a text longer than the iPhone screen how does she manage that she doesn't even have a smartphone -@yyr_ haha I can tell you're not a Mac person ;) -Everyone: I am aware of the difference between 32-bit and 64-bit processes. The "Intel" part is completely superfluous :p -@davidwees @ezchili But if I had to condense what "saved my soul" to one tweet: Astronomy. Not just books, telescopes. -@davidwees @ezchili turns out my core beliefs were actually incredibly stupid when compared to unfiltered reality! but that's the problem... -I'm confused why Activity Monitor in OSX still notates that every single process is of Intel type when the PPC emulation is gone -@davidwees @ezchili oh, I knew from age 6 that Satan's agents said so ;) that is a very long and painful story actually. -THE NINJAS FOUND ME TELL MY BEST FRIEND I --- oh hello third-floor window cleaners -@Abzol you know we agree right? :p -@Abzol that’s the point - people try to deny terror suspects (even the most tenuous maybe-suspects) basic human rights -When human rights don’t apply to someone because they’re bad, remember, someone out there thinks you’re bad. -Hit video game from Veracode: Where in the world is @chriseng San Diego? -@41414141 they’re installing tor, obviously -@davidwees @ezchili there are private schools that teach this. I went to one. -@_larry0 @ternus I think my TSA lady was upset I wanted to do it in full view of the line. Told her three times, nope, here's good, thanks. -@ternus except last time I went through they were so not wanting to touch me that I could have fit a whole soda can (dangerous stuff, soda) -@Abzol passing a raw get or post variable to the system shell -Reviewing the stuff I recorded at Source and I have no idea what talk could have been talking about a model trainset -@nullwhale well for starters, I can't overwrite all 4GB with a new value sixty times a second like you can a screen :) -I can track the exact moment the machine goes into hibernation well after the screen is off -@grayj_ 800mhz because the reported speed of the ram is 1600mhz. My other devices have 1333/665-ish -@grayj_ tuning my radio on AM to 800 MHz and holding the antenna in the same plane as the RAM over it -Got a recording of the MacBook's RAM #AdventuresInTempest https://t.co/9H5wkrOvX8 -@fredowsley welcome back. You missed the fireworks. -@skyeyemachine there's a pretty pattern centered on the mhz of my tablet's RAM that appears on my radio when I lay the antenna on the screen -@send9 I went to radio shack and picked up a generic bunny ears plus the PAL adapter for it (they had it in a baggie on the wall) -@rjsalts kinda sorta! -@send9 yes. If it’s staticky it’s because of your location / antenna. -Hit the deck! It’s TEMPEST! http://t.co/sPHkvHa5Tv -Hmm... do you suppose it's a coincidence I can pick up a faint beautiful pattern centered exactly on the speed of my RAM? :) -All these frequency analysis graphs are giving me the finger -Hamming window hanning window is this a cruel joke -@demize95 you should be thankful it wasn’t tvtropes -@unixronin presuming the limerent object is also limerent I see… :p -@dakami casual * curse you autocorrect -@dakami whereas with DH it was a causal friendship that grew over several years -@dakami I’m extremely prone to intense crushes on a certain kind of smart, nerdy person pretty much the moment I see them -@fncombo http://t.co/oUGOCJFPmK -@fncombo http://t.co/oUGOCJFPmK -@fncombo the tumblr is leaking!!! -And now I have the technical term for how I feel about my husband vs. how I feel about my wide assortment of crushes -Ever read an article on some aspect of psychology and realize they’re reading your mind http://t.co/GKLmPDcDjC This is embarrassing -Re: the guy who thought he was a government bank security tester- incredibly naive. Incredibly lucky to have gotten out of that mess okay. -@VZDBIR you need an anime character avatar -@PatrickAK maybe, but I feel like I probably shouldn’t be trusted with a transmitter :) -@puellavulnerata I’m just relieved the cops actually kept their heads screwed on. It’s practically a miracle. -@puellavulnerata and I haven’t been able to determine why they did so at this house in particular -@puellavulnerata I’m aware of one shady looking thing - one house where they demanded everyone come out with their hands up -@puellavulnerata and some people said “no” when the cops knocked on their door and they didn’t dispute it -@puellavulnerata I’m just not aware of any cases of people being harassed for being outside except when gunfire was in the immediate area -@savagejen @dan_crowley @puellavulnerata so did I! We could all hear on the radio where he was by that point :) -@puellavulnerata I’m just saying that the “lockdown” was almost entirely voluntary in who participated and I broke it multiple times -@puellavulnerata @savagejen no, it’s impossible to get four million people to totally agree on literally anything -@puellavulnerata @savagejen this is what happened: “please stay inside” “sure” said most people “nah” said a few and nothing happened -@puellavulnerata @savagejen the trains were closed but there were people outside everywhere -@puellavulnerata @savagejen you know that’s not what I’m saying, and that didn’t happen anyway -@puellavulnerata @savagejen it’s difficult to describe, but to us locals this terror attack was intensely personal, not “just” violence -@puellavulnerata @savagejen — but on the whole, Boston wanted them there and they did what Boston wanted them to do -@puellavulnerata @savagejen I’m not going to assert they did everything 100% right as thousands of people were involved — -@puellavulnerata the search actually wasn’t nearly as invasive as twitter thought. On the whole they actually remembered to knock and ask. -@puellavulnerata the entire city never shut down. I was there. It didn’t happen. -@0x17h chiptune ain’t midi yo -@savagejen Trying to decide if this is a pun or you haven’t noticed all the boys I’ve been hitting on over twitter :p -@0x17h chiptune privilege: watching this and thinking “well duh” -@savagejen what does that make a dry atheist -@m1sp @JackLScanlan I’m struggling to imagine why they care, but who am I kidding -@_larry0 today in “images that make no sense in thumbnail view” -@spacerog “hmm, I could totally copy paste that 140 times. No, I won’t, I won’t be that obnoxious” -Leave it to the FBI to screw up good intentions -@m1sp incidentally I’ve been feeling really limerent -@m1sp I think you are the only person who has caused me to look things up in the dictionary in the past year -@m1sp are you breaking Microsoft’s heart -@gsuberland geez he went right back to eating his pizza they’re not 100% overreactive 100% of the time :p -Achievement unlocked: got a funny look from a cop re: my touchscreen radio -Not getting criticism on BBC that Suspect 2 is "only" 19yo and hence not dangerous. That's an adult. And near his physical prime. -Awesome if I unplug the antenna and touch my finger to the connector I can pick up FM music with my body -@themarkcaudill not yet but I will. -@dildog I'm not talking about overpopulation due to completely open doors, I mean being fearful of foreigners on principle -@ErrataRob and I think it's easy to forget how RECENT these events which changed the city's demographics are -@ErrataRob ie I have photographs of my Irish-Bostonian ancestors. My father grew up speaking Italian to his friends in a Boston suburb. -@ErrataRob what do you think the dot dot dot is for I was focusing on Boston's relatively recent waves of profound effect -If there is anyone in Boston who is now anti-immigrant ask them if their last name is Irish, Italian, Greek, .... -Taking my radio to the big city taught me a lot about what various signals I can pick up are actually for as they go live more often -@GabrielGumbs I'm genuinely unsure and want to know more. But I do know the title on the YouTube vid is misleading ... -@GabrielGumbs I'm not going to assert not one single act of disrespect by the cops happened, however. -@GabrielGumbs and almost all of them, it was show up, nope not him, leave -@GabrielGumbs I was listening to the police radio - lots of valid reasons for checking specific places due to the emergency popped up. -"One time our web scanner found a button to send faxes and hammered it. Then there are the FUN customers..." -@themarkcaudill yes, yes, and yes, but as if they got in trouble... -@themarkcaudill it's happened several times. They gave some hick rednecks a fake bomb and arrested them when they planted it -@themarkcaudill just that she claims this is another case of the FBI enabling a wannabe. Ofc just as likely she’s desperate for an excuse -@chort0 I’ve been to the Chinese embassy - to my surprise they totally owned up to some stuff when political science students asked -@matthew_d_green I’m trying to decide if this is a subdivision of bitcoins joke or… http://t.co/IUIwdPwhmW -@secmoose @0x17h @skry @radleybalko I’m not sure why that house got searched, unless it’s because it’s several adults no kids -@secmoose @0x17h @skry @radleybalko everyone I’ve found a quote from said that, in context, they didn’t feel violated; -@garywhitta @vogon oh look another children’s movie starring a young man, several assorted male characters, and exactly one woman. Yaaaaay. -At least one case of SWAT team frisking everyone in a house in Watertown- not sure if they had a specific reason. http://t.co/ElRsp1anyN -@0x17h @soycamo I have no idea what’s going on here but not having her hair up is against regulation -@ra6bit presumably gotten out of hand if true. Or she could just be desperate for an excuse -@ra6bit she says it’s another case of the FBI shepherding wannabes until there’s enough to make an arrest -@m1sp you are my ally angel -Time to close the tab: “Dope-smoker Dzhokhar” Yeah I’m sure that’s relevant -@Jedi_Amara that’s sexist. Also all but one of the divine messengers in the Bible are explicitly male or ungendered. -@HyShai I doubt they would have wanted an actual explosion if this was their game. But it’s too soon to know either way -@puellavulnerata @HyShai oh yeah bingo. The one where the feds gave them a dud bomb so they could be arrested for trying to use it -Can someone with a better memory than me remind me and @HyShai of times the govt has aided a potential terrorist so they can make an arrest -@HyShai there’s a chance it’s true as they’ve done something like that before. Or she may be desperate for a reason her sons aren’t evil -@HyShai she says this is another case of the FBI enabling a potential terrorist so they have someone they can arrest -The mother is naturally an emotional wreck right now, but if her allegations against the FBI are true, there best be hell to pay -@puellavulnerata @jeremiahfelt @Asher_Wolf okay, just finding the news articles on her claims now… interesting… -@puellavulnerata @jeremiahfelt @Asher_Wolf we’ll have to wait that one out then since obviously she’s probably not at her emotional best -@jeremiahfelt @Asher_Wolf @puellavulnerata the alternative is Keeping Lists based solely on immigration status and we do not want that. -@jeremiahfelt @Asher_Wolf @puellavulnerata also does not seem to be the case? They checked the elder in 2011 I think and found nothing -@Asher_Wolf @puellavulnerata rather someone at the hospital ID’d who had left the bag on the ground from footage -@Asher_Wolf @puellavulnerata there’s no evidence the FBI knew who they were looking for “the entire time” that I’ve seen -@themarkcaudill I expected a quite ordinary looking person. I’m just bothered by the cognitive dissonance of “he’s… he looks like my type” -@m1sp good noon <3 -@themarkcaudill that’s not quite what I mean no… -@Hyder_Khan yup I’m Dutch-born. Nah don’t worry, “they” know where my loyalties lie :) -@Twirrim just scared, and decided to kidnap someone for their car and tell them they were the bombers? Come on :p -@Twirrim at this point there’s simply no plausible doubt. He wasn’t bleeding to death in a stranger’s boat for fun -I can’t help but be astounded at all the basic, obvious steps they could have taken to avoid being caught. Hooray for catching The Dumb. -@geekable you’re trying so hard -@WhiteMageSlave maybe if Timmy put on a hundred pounds -http://t.co/RGaUEqRSUM I’m bothered by what a beautiful boy he is -Gods dammit America this is why we can’t have nice things http://t.co/puNuHIVvKo could you just STOP SHOOTING PEOPLE -@ternus but where is the silly pic of you inside? Bor-RING -@CyborgCode http://t.co/TnIcgPJZ5p -@Hyder_Khan but it may be a cultural thing that we consider gun violence and bomb violence to be totally different and the latter far worse. -@Hyder_Khan no charges have been brought yet, something can be “investigated as” a terror incident and changed later because of evidence -@FrederickGeek8 like I have a pebble! I was Poor(tm) during the Kickstarter -.@edropple yes, I just wanted to acknowledge that some people near the gunfire were, in fact, temporarily restrained by the police -@rjsalts @thegrugq because we take everything personally -@rjsalts @thegrugq just wrote a ridiculously long musing on this http://t.co/sP0FRN9rhZ it will *never* be common in Boston -Counterpoint, accounts of ppl who were particularly close to the gunfire and told more firmly to stay put http://t.co/f7EfYjWRXO via @ternus -@dfranke so, I think the call to shelter in place was the correct decision even if theoretically he may have been found sooner otherwise -@dfranke and if he had come out sooner, the kid might have been conscious enough to shoot him. It’s all if, maybe, perhaps, probably -@CyborgCode it’s a standard github feature. They have templates you can use -@jesster_king I’m short on twitter -@CyborgCode make a repo named username dot github dot com (or dot io) and put an index.html in it -@jcran never let @quine … ? I can think of so many ways to end this statement -@comex that’s on the Feds - and the lady who effectively killed Aaron Swartz, apparently. -@inversephase in this case they suddenly showed up like half an hour later. -My long-form explanation of why we, the greater Boston area, did what we did. http://t.co/sP0FRN9rhZ -@stevelord @thegrugq everyone knows my final move is the MERSENNE TWISTER -@SamusAranX no they insert random popular ones -Ported one of my orchestra pieces to chiptune https://t.co/y9jHJ5CyrY -@deathtolamo @profoundlypaige I know it doesn't fit the narrative but cops aren't all 100% total screwups 100% of the time. -@deathtolamo @profoundlypaige and the article ends with the person *emphasizing* he thought they did a good job. -@deathtolamo @profoundlypaige I don't see anywhere in here it says they broke into his house without consent -@deathtolamo @profoundlypaige can you read? he was outside and there were gunshots, of course someone yelled "get down" -@deathtolamo @profoundlypaige stop projecting your narrative. They knocked. -@deathtolamo @profoundlypaige he consented... -@JohnnyCocaine @thegrugq that was the ONE smart thing about this - zillions of tourists lining the streets on this one particular day -@JohnnyCocaine @thegrugq it closed briefly; there were far, far too many tourists who needed to go home to keep it on lockdown long -@thegrugq all of this was stupid from top to bottom - they didn’t even leave the city in the huge time window they had -@profoundlypaige it wasn’t too bad unless you were in Watertown proper - my manager’s house was barricaded to keep him from becoming hostage -@profoundlypaige yes I live a few miles north of Boston and I was in the city proper during the manhunt -@profoundlypaige a mix of having been on the radio, following a lot of other locals on twitter, and major press summaries after the fact -@profoundlypaige so they probably have friends but all evidence points to them being the ones on the scene -@profoundlypaige at least three other people have been taken in for questioning so far -@focalintent apparently it was just the driver’s own cellphone. They kidnapped him then kicked him out. -@profoundlypaige from our POV in Boston there was suddenly a shooting and we had no idea it was the bombers for a good while -@profoundlypaige that kind of all went out the window the instant they started shooting, that’s not “innocent” in any circumstance -@profoundlypaige oh and they told the driver they kidnapped that they were. -@profoundlypaige technically no, but they match the photos, started shooting cops, and risked bleeding to death rather than surrender -@michealc no, see immediately previous RT - marathon bombers stole car with cell phone inside. We all know the outcome :) -I’m glad violent criminals are notoriously stupid and don’t think to check for cell phones in cars they just jacked -@MarkKriegsman google is commanding me to do the wishing -@sakjur lol nope. Found it though. It was... tucked behind my husband's gaming computer downstairs -Somewhere in this pile of books and assorted sundry is my missing MacBook Air. I think. #geekproblems -@iain_mk2 @DrPizza @gudkopy okay I’ve been ignoring this but as if this didn’t start with a cherry picked single person’s incident -@amazingant yeah that’s the thing - I need at least one gap in the perimeter for my experiments, sometimes a big one -@MrToph sir why are you sending me panty shots -@amazingant it turns out it’s quite hard to block a signal broadcasted from a giant tower one and a half blocks away -@amazingant it’s sitting in the corner waiting for me to work on it some more, but preliminary evidence is that it will never be very good -@MrToph cyan underpants huh -@Dr_Review … why am I reading too much into a rated-E video game plot? -@Dr_Review seeing as the Rockets have access to the exact same resources and are much older and in greater number,… -@LBontempoNunes baseball bats would probably be more effective than zubats -Pokemon: a major corporation is under siege from a terrorist organization and the only person who bothers to show up to stop them is a 10yo -@iain_mk2 @gudkopy @DrPizza and this is worse than the American situation how…? -@kaepora http://t.co/jaK3pnfDI4 -@markrendle it’s almost as if we’re two variations of the same basic culture ;) C&C @DrPizza -@jack_daniel stuttered and stalled -@gudkopy @DrPizza the British are obnoxious and pretentious, but I think they’re onto something with the “not letting people suffer” thing -For the record I don’t advocate for any subculture of feminism which denies transgenderism, that’s just recycling the prejudice -@bugbrennan excuse me ma’am but are you aware of the idea that if you don’t want to have sex with someone, simply refrain from doing so -@pzmyers @bugbrennan um parson me you do know being a lesbian does not mean you must have sex with every woman you meet right -@pzmyers @bugbrennan …… what? -Now to sit back and play Pokemon Blue like the gods intended. Sorry, BeaCon… -@leighhollowell fffffff-!!! -@pokemon_ebooks but… but… eggs! -@WhiteMageSlave ohhhhh riiiiiiight THOSE GUYS Hahaha losers -@DarthNull thatsthejoke.jpg ;) -Terrorism all over the place, exploding factories, massive earthquakes, the only thing left is a Black Plague outbreak -@panther_modern @kaepora the part where they’re “thought to” have “unprobed” links to “hellbent” clerics -Fox News is thought to have as-yet unprobed ties to a radical editor hellbent on destroying journalism -Check out how carefully Fox words things so they can make accusations w/o evidence http://t.co/M4risIG78J ht @kaepora -@ternus decided to stay home this time, in case the entire city catches fire and floods with molasses -@mikko @mrHithron huh, this got lost in a mention flood earlier… … no, except some people think that’s what a DDoS is, but they’re wrong. -@mdowd that doesn’t look nearly lethal enough to be Australian -@ameaijou you’re a cat -@Hyder_Khan @Omgitstamz the average Bostonian is quite the opposite of a redneck, but there’s no denying there’s some racists in the bunch -I’m suddenly really sad that the time I larped as a zombie was before poor college students carried smartphones -@rantyben well, everything in context -@ternus do you play an elf? I bet you play an elf -@ternus never underestimate my willingness to troll people I like, or to beat them with foam and duct tape weapons -@hackedy only if it has a soft foam tip -@donicer @GreatDismal duh @jack_daniel -4) subtweet and see if they defend themselves ;) -1) meet someone cute 2) scope out their github 3) there’s totally a larp app in here -It’s suddenly pouring rain. Considerate of it to hold off this long really -@0x17h people did, nothing happened -@ggreenwald @marshray just because the govt will let him get away with it doesn’t mean we shouldn’t deride it as barbaric -@Dictum anyway there’s a nearly 100% correlation with strangers calling me “Melissa” instead of my twitter handle being obnoxious, so bye -@Dictum anyway there’s a nearly 100% correlation with strangers calling me “Melissa” instead of my twitter handle being obnoxious, so bye -@Dictum or burning down cabins or any of this other wretched nonsense. Next step: make sure suspect’s rights are respected -@Dictum I’m a fan of the fact that we can apprehend terror suspects without shooting up old ladies delivering newspapers -@ioerror the only people I can find “cheering” that are professional politicians. -@Dictum there are so SO many recent examples of cops totally screwing up but we have a massive operation where they, like, apparently didn’t -@Dictum there are people on twitter who posted they said no and nothing happened as is the law amazing I know sometimes it works -@Dictum martial law is when you get shot at, or at best arrested, for the crime of leaving your house -@Dictum see my previous tweet - house searches were by consent - “seek shelter” was not some kind of ultimatum -Today was a day of very heavy police presence and you have every right to not be cool with that but it fell way short of actual martial law -@thegrugq it won’t “keep up.” We’ve been in the “War on Terror” for twelve years and it hardly shows up to a single battle -@deathtolamo I haven’t heard of such an incident, but if it can be evidenced then that’s at least one case of the police acting wrongly -@marcusjcarey I saw someone on twitter who says she said no and that was that -Please keep in mind that no homes were searched without consent and no one was arrested for going outside, this actually *isn’t* martial law -.@GrahamBlog would you kindly sod off? WHAT war? Is there a civil war on I didn’t know about? -People worried about the financial cost to Boston: Boston wants to know if “Zero Tolerance For Terrorism, Inc” prefers cash or debit -@thegrugq who’s tried to hijack an airplane around here recently? Terrorists have *always* known about Very Obvious Targets -@thegrugq and IMO taking this Extremely Personally(tm) is a deterrent to anyone who isn’t planning on being suicidal in the process -@thegrugq that’s true of pretty much any violent crime. If I throw a brick through a window, police will respond -@dani0xE tweetbot -@thegrugq we spend more on storm cleanup a dozen times a winter. -@thegrugq I can assure you Boston considers it worth every penny as we took it personally -@ternus where’s my licensing fee -Crashed for four hours. 700 new tweets. Oh… dear. -@0x6D6172696F is it the bug you and I share where it’s too easy to cast our names to int? -Our government is filled with festering peat bogs like @GrahamBlog who want to get rid of pesky human rights -@GrahamBlog how dare you claim to uphold our Constitution -@GrahamBlog enemy combatant working for which army exactly? -@miuaf I don’t know much about military hardware but they’re the kind that are small as tanks go -The tanks are a show of force… you’re not gonna shoot at one skinny dude with a tank in a residential area -@DrPizza no except in a part of Watertown I think. That’s where the tanks are, as if you can use a tank to target one person lol -@DrPizza the trains are down and we are *asked* to stay inside. -We even crossed through part of Watertown and it was alive and well. The crazy stuff is in a fairly small area -Let me repeat because I’m still seeing it: the entire city of #boston is NOT shut down. People in parks people on corners cars on roads -I hope I am never so glad to have made it home again. If I see this guy I’m kicking him down seventeen flights of stairs -How to tell the Boston police are busy: parked in two hour parking > 24 hours. No ticket. -This end of town is pretty much out and about, the reports that the whole city is "cowering" are false mmkay -Taxi obtained and persuaded -There are a lot of people just now accepting that white Muslims are totally a thing. Now accept most of them are more like the uncle -Why do we even have a street named Laurel? No one in Boston can pronounce that -@kaepora @spacerog many as he is accused of carjacking -@ternus sir are you implying my antenna is not proper -@spacerog it finally did on like the sixth try -Fine, I will see if I can get it on my actual radio, but last night it was too fuzzy -@nemof no luck -Ustream killed. -I may have heard wrong but it sounds like they said the suspect wants to talk to them on cell phone -One thing I’ve learned: accidentally leaving mics open is a major problem for cops -Cancel search for green Honda: they have it -@Jolly I’d like to think Boston is better than that… … especially since the suspect is literally more Caucasian than me -1999 Honda civic, green, POSSIBLY the suspect #boston -@Ammoniak @savagejen yeah I think it’s overloaded -(I’m super ultra for citizen journalism, but don’t try to pass yourself off as ‘the press’) -@kaepora it’s okay, he’s clearly whiter than… hrm… -@zeightyfiv @m1sp it’d be disproportionate if it was a generic police shooting, but these are bombing suspects, not gangsters -#radiotweeting Don’t walk into a manhunt and say “I’m with the press” if you don’t have any sort of press credentials handy -@ternus where are you going anyway -Well-meaning housekeeping asked if I “know what time that will be” when I said we’re staying till transport is open -Okay I give up if @j_tsar is the right guy or not, way too many conflicting reports of “confirmed true/false” :p -@therulerofchina I’m alive -@perel42 hoping to stave off being blacklisted as a tracking server as long as possible I imagine -Quiet but not abandoned #boston https://t.co/YDQaLusZkB -I love how @vineapp will silently fail to post and discard the video #FirstWorldTerrorAttackProblems -@JZdziarski @i0n1c @thegrugq girls are anti-conference she-devils, of course! -@i0n1c @thegrugq I’m sorry you must confront your worst fear -@stevegibson @metropolitanrep it shows 5 am for me. Since it’s right under “Boston” I figured it was eastern time but not necessarily. -@stevegibson @metropolitanrep time stamp on last logged in -@HiveLibrary @puellavulnerata and the city is not / was not on total lockdown. Woke up, looked outside, people. -@HiveLibrary @puellavulnerata just chilling inside because someone nearby is violent with nothing to lose is not stupid or cowardly -@ternus the news says taxis are allowed out again so general traffic movement except for Watertown should be soon -@ternus we cleared it with the hotel that we can chill until the all clear is given, which I assume will happen within a few hours -@evejou @marcusjcarey well that’s kind of the correct response when your nephews shoot up completely innocent people -@ternus we’re still camped out at the hotel, as we were effectively trapped when this started to go down -Their uncle is vehemently not supporting them. None of this “I can’t believe my boys would do this” he’s demanding they take responsibility -I think I just literally heard the suspects’ uncle say they did it because they’re losers. -The hotel kindly agreed to let us blow off the checkout time, and they’re keeping their continental breakfast open indefinitely -@cirdan12 regardless of how one feels about guns, the gun one actually wasn’t total theatre for once -FYI there are both pedestrians and cars around here, it’s not like the city is in total shutdown -Apparently I’m on lockdown. -Awake. Sirens everywhere, unsurprisingly. What is the sitch -@SimonZerafa good morning from a high rise in Boston -I’m not kidding. My manager lives in Watertown. He texted DH that the police blocked the doors to his house. -@jlwfnord @fredowsley with luck we might actually get there by 404 tomorrow. Camping out in the hotel. -The police have barricaded my manager’s house shut to prevent the terrorists from taking him hostage. -In any case the adrenaline rush has crashed hard and I am once again too exhausted to process this. May the morning dawn in peace -So let me fill you in on a secret. The initial guessing based on developing details? That’s actually what the news *is*. -Male coworkers I’ve shared a hotel room with: four (okay, three, if my husband doesn’t count) -@jlwfnord (it’s not the frilly lace up kind) -@jlwfnord back support. -Step 1. Get this corset off Step 2. Don’t cut the sleeping pill in half Step 3. ??? -@0x17h some of us live here you know. -Our room number is 911. On the plus side the clerk told us not to worry about checkout time. -I admire that pizza delivery car. #boston -Looks like we’re getting terrorist-proof hotel rooms on corporate dime -@_larry0 in the lobby, but I hear hotels frown on that sort of thing -@vathpela not quite. I can see several intersections but none anywhere near the crisis -I am considerably more awake now… if you’re wondering I am still at the Source hotel, up several floors, quite safe here. -Personal acquaintances are telling me they heard small explosions so I consider this verified #boston -@_larry0 so I’m huddled on the floor in the CTF room exhausted to the point of tears -@_yossi_ who freaking knows it could be any ol’ crazy pants whackjob who wants to commit suicide by cop -@_larry0 yeah except he decided at the last minute we’re not and he’d just take us home whenever -Oh my gods I can’t even process this Another stupid little bomb Is this real? Not just crazy speculation getting out of hand? Tell me -I am too exhausted to listen to the radio and process what’s going on. Sorry. -@maxtch I mostly use OSX which transparently replaces gcc with llvm -@skyeyemachine this is not the face of poverty this is the face of not bothering to get a room -Techno hobo camp, by request http://t.co/aXicQUDIJ7 -@Jedi_Amara glad you noticed -@maxtch yes, sometimes and not really. -Doing the techno hobo thing, sleeping on a pile of con t-shirts, hugging my bag of computers, in the corner of the CTF room -@DrPizza windowing… apps… I feel you could base an interface on that… but what to call it -Watching the city sidewalk from the fifth floor, some guy is just pacing and kicking poles. Oh now he's dancing #exciting -@blowdart you and I are on a different plane of concern, the big picture, the corner cases, legal stuff -@blowdart but I feel quite sure that one day soon, logging-into-their-Facebook pranks will be as uncouth as sneaking into their house -@blowdart it’s in a state of flux. Technology is changing faster than culture. Kids are making new etiquette faster than parents can teach -@ternus oh yes :3 -So I just noticed Defcon’s CFP is still open for a good while and I must be crazy because… … -@codeferret_ then I have no idea why you need my twitter -DH is trying to steal my phone to post questions to twitter so he can “obtain the answer via hacking” -Source Boston CTF - @quine presides over his domain http://t.co/OHgvIHnEu4 -Source Boston CTF - @djrbliss smiles awkwardly for the camera http://t.co/nXcyh5V5Ij -@demize95 find me when I have my backpack with me :p -Guess whose laptop @codeferret_ had to borrow for the ctf http://t.co/pFegagfhC8 -@binnightbot hi! I try. It breaks a lot of JavaScript interfaces :) -@WeldPond if they were HTML filtering server side *anyway*… -@savagejen what What -@hermanos @vogon because we all know 4chan is racist and it’s embarrassing -@triple5adam well, I’d hope they’re mutual, but one is Old(tm) and they both did the girlfriend namedrop :p -I love how our three letter agencies are so drone-happy but flip out when a civilian helicopter does a flyby -My key Source Boston takeaway: two new infosec crushes -@ternus pro -@McGrewSecurity @mikko @spacerog @dotMudge @WeldPond @dildog @joegrand I can confirm this works -@s_bridges @BernardGaynor @0x17h eww, he has more than two children? What a sham marriage. Everyone knows that. -Remember when sites and services not targeted at children had swear filtering? Oh nineties internet -@VoluntaryMan aliens are not currently in my threat model -@ReinH is that a mod? I've always played vanilla (haven't started a new fort in a while actually) -@cybergibbons I think at this point it would be perceived as increasing police secrecy which wouldn't go over well (I hope) -@jonelf of course I'm simply receiving it better, that's how radio works :p -You know what's cool? Knowing there's going to be police coming down the street before you hear the sirens is cool -@cybergibbons @zeroday yes \o/ -@mikk0j it's free software called SDR# (sharp) -@thoward37 @zeroday Don't give me a transmitter whatever you do. -Especially cool/funny is that one of them was like "I can't hear you it's breaking up" but I could hear both sides // @zeroday -I think I found a walkie-talkie, someone is asking their buddy where the blueprints to some air conditioning thing are // @zeroday -@blowdart uh, yeah, that's kind of the point. You let your friends into your house too. -@blowdart walk up to a teenage girl and ask to see her SMS to her best friend and her boyfriend. Observe. -@blowdart it's very much their concern. Don't confuse being totally open about some things as totally open on everything -Now we're waiting for that moment when culture changes and invading digital privacy is seen as utterly unacceptable whether it's easy or not -History of security: we gave up on perfect locks over a hundred years ago. The lock-and-key is now primarily symbolic. -@zeroday @ra6bit anywhere in the 500mhz range -@0x17h this hotel has a wireless mic in each meeting room that shows up somewhere in the 500mhz range -History of security: the British thought they had an unpickable lock for 40 years until they handed one to an American. Isolation is bad -@0x17h http://t.co/w48I67n9Qa -History of Physical Security: arguably the first "open source" was publicly funded and released lock research in the 1700s -@isa56k @torvos oh I'm sure it is - it's just not something people really think about -@isa56k @torvos oh I'm sure it is - it's just not something people really think about -@JZdziarski I don't really consider "it needs to be jailbroken and you need to know the root password" to be a general iOS vuln... -@judsontwit this only related to on-device stuff, not backups -I like how someone just referred to USB sideloading as "shoving the app in sideways" -@RSWestmoreland @Kufat I think I am listening to some people setting up a stage for a special event, struggling with bulky props -.@torvos ah, sorry - context is iOS -iOS: your contacts stay unencrypted when you lock the device: required for incoming call info -MDM server messages aren't signed? For serious? -@Kufat I can just get up and walk -I have no idea whose microphone I am tapping but it sounds like there's something awkwardly BDSM-like going on in a room near here -@RussMichaels @ternus yes, yes, use gender-based comparisons, implying female organs are associated with inferiority, that'll change my mind -"I think I follow this stuffed animal on twitter" http://t.co/VptMi4PeRR -@niteshad @savagejen @dan_crowley it's just leaky -@ternus they kicked me out of the room because I'm not invited so now I'm charging my doom radio at the badge desk ;( -@ternus you coming to the conf now? Going to the Akamai private lunch? ;( -@savagejen @dan_crowley http://t.co/LkS9KRN5Q3 -@savagejen @dan_crowley it's passive, my radio can't broadcast -@savagejen @dan_crowley I'm in your microphone intercepting your signal -@savagejen @dan_crowley boop da ba doop http://t.co/qjkTAz6uo6 -@ra6bit I found the FM output of the mic in here about halfway between the two frequencies listed on the LCD :) -Never mind, @dan_crowley is wearing a clip-on mic set very very quiet, and I found it :D -I came prepared to intercept @dan_crowley's microphone and he's going bare-voiced -@panther_modern they're here with the president, they're not street cops -@jb33z http://t.co/qaKc0kylUH -@akopa roughly 30mhz to 1.7ghz -"free as in beer and free as in speech - awesome as in kittens and awesome as in missiles" -This radio setup was worth every penny for sheer "freaking people out" value -@sakjur it's because the president is here for the memorial -Boston is chock full of guards with assault rifles - not a good day for the gun-phobic -@KirilsSolovjovs fan fiction writers -Oh! I get it. Congress is a social experiment to measure cognitive dissonance -@akopa we have Pennsylvania for that -@rbf_ no, I’m not advocating that the president is temporary king. I’m saying our congress does the absolute worst job possible. -@rbf_ hahahahahahaha once upon a dream -At this point I wonder why we even have a congress, stupid question I know -@JastrzebskiJ if fifty shades had stayed on the fanfic boards where it was birthed there wouldn’t have been a problem :p -Someone writing fanfic means they liked your story SO MUCH it took over their creative output; it’s probably terrible writing but that’s ok -How to kill all my desire to read your stuff: finding out you’re a jerk to fanficcers. Looking at you Anne Rice -@amanicdroid what I’m saying is: “my dad died in an accident” vs “my dad was murdered”: completely different psychologically -But the human heart accepts accidents. Malice, we know, is always deliberate, we measure it accordingly -How strange that accidents can so readily kill and maim far more people than the most bitter acts of malice -@TheDaveCA \>_</ reasonable policies are hard, let’s go shopping -@TheDaveCA block groups of 255 IPs at a time, I guess. -@chriseng bailed already. -@Nial he blew up their website with DDoS -@Nial lol I take it you are unfamiliar with “tango down” -Not that I advocate DDoS in any circumstance, but… https://t.co/ENceewdjAL -@sixtycastle amazing! A fine specimen of “completely missed the point” in the wild! -@osxreverser what’s wrong with kindle edition? -@m1sp and he’s not gay!!!… I know because he has a girlfriend orz -@m1sp oh my gosh I have a new crush /(^o^)\ -@xa329 yeah that's what I meant - it's not a fan crowd, too many old people and suits -@jb33z yes, and I bought a nylon costume of it, a gray sailor fuku with strawberry pink trim -@jb33z my avatar -@ra6bit @_larry0 @csoandy bingo -Someone told me I should wear my Kasane Teto dress to this con but I think it'd be wasted on most of this crowd -@Brian_Sniffen @erluko everyone at the table already expressed regrets he's not here -@chriseng he saw me doing my happy dance at beansec and thinks it means I can't be a real infoseccer... -Someone at this table is wearing a Casio calculator watch and the person next to him is wearing a pebble -Having dinner with half of Akamai apparently. And @joshcorman. Who still isn't over the dancing thing -@eevee your cat is very lucky to have a human able to seek advanced medical care - good luck -@Saturn500Jared the joke is I’m being literal - he’s coming. -Traffic and security is going to be a nightmare in the immediate vicinity of this Boston hotel tomorrow. THANKS OBAMA -@TheDaveCA that's what the tool was though, name the account and away it goes -@m1sp I really like him and I'm not sure if he can tell I'm hitting on oh gods wait he follows me -@whyallthenoise that's what I'm working on; finding weird noise :) -@focalintent the FM music station range is completely saturated on my display here - a red and yellow blotch -@focalintent both I suppose but I was thinking of radio -@whyallthenoise that's my old house back in Virginia -The noise floor in the heart of the city is so much higher than out by my house -@captcarl13 it is a plastic sword -@waruikoohii wakizashi. -Rare photo of an alpha con-goer in the wild http://t.co/Z0FzmYlfmn -@jb33z which does happen - they got slapped down over GPSs without warrants -@jb33z unfortunately where the FBI etc. is concerned they just assume everything's legal until a judge flips out on them -Is hacking back legal?: the answer is "try it and find out," basically. -@Computermaster ... I actually don't remember. I somehow hit upon it as a magic hex value, and was apparently delighted with it -@greenrd I bet a dollar you're not American ;) -@VoluntaryMan I ride the official clients' case hard because I am disappointed in them but I still love them #toughlove -"Hacking Back is a Bad Idea" by @ITSecurity I assume this is named after me -@ra6bit exactly the sort of thing I wanted to find - I got am sdr specifically to see what I can spy on that people forget about -@ra6bit I recorded it as FM and it is clearly audible -@ra6bit the range looks like this - so much stuff http://t.co/qBJWIevq8K -@ra6bit you repeat yourself! -@ra6bit incidentally that range is crammed full here but I don't see anything resembling his voice pattern -@ra6bit if I can pick it up and identify it, it counts. -@USSJoin SDR Sharp/Windows 8/Acer W700 -@WhiteMageSlave he got over it (he keeps getting lost) -Spying on poor @ternus who is gonna find a mention flood soon https://t.co/NRaAm38eFj -I found @ternus's microphone http://t.co/4cjFr8W4UF -@Beryllium9 @ternus (if you're not your company's security department, don't attack your company) -.@ternus: Attack your org from the outside to get better buyin for fixing the problems you find -.@ternus: think and ACT like the adversary. Be evil to yourself -.@ternus talk: culture of resilience. Ingrain it in the developers that they must overengineer. -.@ternus talk: Akamai has an absolutely staggering attack surface and if they go down, the internet is effectively down. No pressure. -for the love of pizza, I can't select the text of a tweet in Twitter for Windows 8 #uirage -Great, we've reached the stage where idiots call in threats to random public places. There's always someone -@chriseng so I think DH is refusing to pick me up tonight... -@bobpoekert well if you're on the outside of twitter you will hit api limits if you do anything more than proof of concept anyway. -(Note that the thing about computing relationship graphs being too expensive is from the far side of the twitter API - easier on the inside) -A year or two ago there was someone who tried to do avatar analysis on twitter accounts and gave up because of Justin Bieber :p -Twitter talk: finding bots via relationship graphs is too expensive, especially if you don't already know for sure one is a bot -Twitter talk: machine learning is ~80% effective on simple measurements like how many accounts a potential bot tweets to -Twitter talk: Omniture, owned by Adobe, registered http://t.co/MxS9P295th (that's a letter) to fill your logs with ie 192.168.1.2O7 .net -Twitter talk: half of all bots last under forty five minutes. Most go silent of their own accord very quickly -.@secmoose I'd prefer if someone I don't like locks out their account :) -Twitter talk: there are account brute force tools. Implying twitter doesn't implement password lockout? Anyone know? -Twitter talk: the history of spam on twitter is giant spikes being fought back down, baseline steadily rising, for the first few years -Don't answer that -is EVERYONE who works for Kaspersky very attractive or only people they send to do talks? Or do I just have a thing for foreign geeks -IMO asking people not to obsessively speculate over photos of intense interest is asking a waterfall to hold on for a sec -.@jcran shuts off his pwnpad and suddenly my Nexus 7 floods with pending notifications -lol @jcran is attacking one of the open wifis right in front of us, on projector “you all have disconnected right” -The only supernatural phenomenon I believe in is demo demons -I really hate that the http://t.co/bSGrh0jukq manual doesn’t list the last time a page’s actual content was edited. -@nelhage but that’s already what PHP is Good glory -@nelhage holy guacamole you found my next manual masterpiece why does this exist -.@jcran showing pics of retail stores filled with tablet displays - and you know they’re not properly locked down -@AsherLangton @flipzagging 4chan is a racist site. No denying that. But I don’t think they look particularly “brown” anyway -@flipzagging @blaufish_ it’s plausible. You don’t want all cops at a major event to be blatantly cops. -@flipzagging it’s all “maybe.” At this point posting their real names, if 4chan found that somehow, would be irresponsible -Having a backpack isn’t suspicious. Taking it off isn’t suspicious. But when a bomb in a backpack has ALREADY triggered, you check for that. -@flipzagging it wouldn’t be suspicious if a bomb in a backpack hadn’t already gone off. We’re post-suspicion. *Someone* left a bomb in a bag -@blaufish_ @blowdart really it comes down to: they appear to be carrying the right kind of backpack and appear to put it down -@blowdart @blaufish_ they don’t even look “brown” to me. From the photos I thought they were white. -@blaufish_ you can just buy clothes like that here, and order a custom badge or nick one. -.@blaufish_ they could be cops who happened to be right there and soon identified as such. Or looking like cops to avert suspicion. -@hackerfantastic (and our law enforcement specifically asked for crowd sourced photos and videos, so they’re looking at the same data) -@hackerfantastic doodling on public photos is not interfering with an investigation -@EternalTodo yes, but that one was called out as specifically what malware checks for, presumably it’s the most popular -@grp I don’t think anyone ever questioned if he did what the court said he did - only a question of how wrong it was. Public said “not very” -@grp their standards are higher than casual internet discourse, at least… -No, of course the photos aren’t “proof.” Nothing is proof before it even goes to court. Don’t attack people in black jackets :p -@blowdart wrong about what? There’s no personally identifying information. Just circles on photographs -“Greater or equal than” is probably not how to grammar, I admit, but that is how I pronounce the >= operator -@amanicdroid well yes, but I’d expect that most defenders of any language would work primarily in that language -I found everyone on twitter who would advocate for ColdFusion as greater or equal than PHP as a platform. There are two of them -Nothing is as powerful as an angry internet http://t.co/RTavnuTtHc -@meta_alex you’ve probably written more cold fusion than me - I’ve probably audited more code bases for 0day than you :) -@blaufish_ @chriseng both! SE has a nearly 100% success rate and google archiving is forever. -@thegrugq like was discussed in the talk - for a typical business your primary concern is monetary fraud, not stolen intel -.@ra6bit and @dildog just observed neither of them have ever seen me use a physical keyboard. #touchscreenmania -@blaufish_ @chriseng you can unintentionally leak directly to a real outside attacker, that’s often how they do it. -@thegrugq the threat model for Joe’s Business is a little different though. -@m1sp dude you are objectively adorable -I appreciate that @NintendoAmerica memed their own announcement. Hey, at least you’re not making Half-Life… -@nickdepetrillo you. Change your icon. RIGHT NOW -Effective marketing: “everyone who attends our talk gets a FREE light-up ninja sword that makes noise” -Convention convection, n: the means by which trinkets, lost jackets, and checks for second-hand electronics propagate via full-time congoers -This just came to me from Austin by means of convention convection http://t.co/rBjseTwThg -@jenniferbn2 source Boston - the American Boston :) -@jenniferbn2 I’m at a talk ^_^ -Insider threat: tracking geolocation and login time is too noisy in most orgs. Accessing unusual hosts happens. Only worry if ALL are weird -Insider threat: did you know removing an account from Active Directory doesn’t kill open sessions? Oops. -Insider threat: leading indication of fraud is multiple valid employee accounts logging in from the same single-person computer -Insider threat: usually fraud for personal profit, followed by spiteful damage of systems, “spy stuff” is a distant third -Insider threat: The more data you log, however, the more likely you’re going to cause privacy problems. Who has access, what are the limits -Insider threat: though of course log retention is critical -Insider threat: use “soft” investigative methods first. Don’t just start going through computer logs. Keep legal dept involved. -I agree that basic user education is a must even if it can never be 100% effective. Enable people to know what’s always a mistake -@chriseng thinking in general overall terms - there aren’t very many professional moles in the world -Negligent insiders are the most common threat - completely unintentional data leaks far more likely than being betrayed… -@stevelord time to first worlder seeking asylum -Talk on insider threat. Time to Assange: one slide -Re: the @1Password cracker - they’re being pro about it. It’s an interesting insight into how crypto can be weaker than theoretically stated -Trying to figure out if this room has a fake fireplace or this building is just that old -It's important to have good taste in friends - it's more important to have good taste in enemies -@mdowd @nickdepetrillo ;-; when is the funeral, you evil spider -@nickdepetrillo @mdowd noooooooo -*My* gmail is working — google just doesn’t love you. Or maybe you caught the APT -@bl4sty @rantyben the correct term for what’s going on is the Double Dominatrix -@thegrugq @i0n1c you’ve always got me, but I think he blocked me -@rantyben @comex @i0n1c I may not be involved with either but there’s a key difference: I’d kiss comex -@MrBuzzy Stockholm syndrome is a tragic thing ;) -@i0n1c @thegrugq @_frego_ @0xcharlie @dinodaizovi @comex I’m secretly involved with comex to the same extent I’m secretly involved with you -@WesleyFlake ruby python .net even java -@fncombo oh. Then *home* takes you to the top of the page. Tab takes you to the first input box -@leethax0r that’s a discovery of the hackers, not the vuln, afaik -So the Linode hack is blamed on ColdFusion - for love’s sake why do people keep using it, it makes php look professional -@jjarmoc @chriseng @quine seconded -@hypatiadotca @kylemaxwell they’re children - children constructing their fantasy society with other children. They do stuff like this. -@hypatiadotca @kylemaxwell they’re children - children constructing their fantasy society with other children. They do stuff like this. -@hypatiadotca you’re not being very supportive of my decision to come out of the closet as Linux otherkin -@The1TrueSean the first one is deleted. I somehow the wrong word -Efficient 1password cracking https://t.co/d9RQUTpjdM -@hypatiadotca I am a bridge between Teenage Social Activist Tumblr and Passively Privilege-Unaware Twitter -@marshray because you’re too microsoft -@akopa only if spoken in sincerity and accord with our mole brothers and sisters -I’m tricking you into normalizing words like microaggression -Saying “lives in a basement” as an insult is a racist microaggression against the noble mole people -I love it when major corporations post 404s to their own announcements -@MicrosoftIP @MSFTnews 404 -It’s actually kind of remarkable that it’s been a day and a half and no clear idea who’s guilty- extremists and whackjobs alike love to brag -@chadwik66 dare I even ask -Good glory some @arstechnica readers need to figure out not all headlines are 100% literal -@fncombo in what? -@bradplumer @focalintent Africa is a great what -@trevortimm @RepMikeRogers @mattblaze contrary to rumor I am not, in fact, fourteen. The basement part is debatable -@Kufat I’m more of a kicker -said abadidea immediately before receiving a letter that she is banned from Apple campus -So I think I volunteered to beat up an Apple engineer and steal the iOS signing key today -@tapbot_paul was that headline cutoff generated or curated? ;) -@grsecurity what's the point of going back to an older tweet and telling me to get over it? I've been over it -@chriseng think I left my book in your room -@bsdaemon @grsecurity ... But since he doesn't follow anyone it appears to be the project's twitter and I got nothin' against the project. -@bsdaemon @grsecurity he already replied, we've already had our spat ... -@dinodaizovi ... But he was at the wrong Marriott anyway. -@dinodaizovi thank you very much, I'm sorry I had to run off so suddenly -Spot the typo ... at least I hope it's a typo http://t.co/1dZ5UuERYG -@dinodaizovi you seem nice will you be my dinner buddy -Let the record show I am sitting in front of Dear Teammate Brandon’s unlocked Linux machine and NOT breaking anything -#srcbos13 so who is my dinner date -@Beryllium9 contains vulns -An oddly enough, java and .net web apps are much more likely to contain directory traversal than php -Veracode brings the data: ColdFusion leads the pack for XSS and SQLi per capita. PHP is the den of OS command injection -@WeldPond don't call large groups of programmers "guys". I'm calling you out in front of the room next time ;) -Next: bothering Boss http://t.co/EiVecqNfXX -@comex I think @dinodaizovi is officially my rival now he's crazy about you -Best line I've heard all day: "and then this OTHER virtual machine in the font renderer..." -@kherge meh I guess -@0xcharlie @dinodaizovi @comex no -. @dinodaizovi is waxing poetic about the skills of @comex ;) -Next up: I sit in the front row and demand @dinodaizovi smile for the camera http://t.co/6kLl4BNeSF -Holding up the “10 minutes, 5 minutes, 1 minute left” signs and hearing the Sonic drowning song in my head the entire time -Hmmm http://t.co/Q6mljSZuez -Sirens. More sirens. Too many freaking sirens. -Also you really shouldn’t be using FTP for uploading in the first place. Use WinSCP or even bare SCP if you’re cool. Change hosts if needed -Next up: @quine the incredible talking koala on Android appsec (He was blocking me on twitter before @i0n1c made it cool) -@marginoferror yes it's just careless and easily targeted -@brentrubell unencrypted -@xa329 it is, that doesn't matter -@thegrugq but their announcements are so cute -@brentrubell no, CuteFTP isn't malware - it's targeted by malware because it's too easy to recover the stored password -I get such a kick out of how "professional" the Blackhole people are. Malice as a service ! -Don't use CuteFTP - malware scrapes hard drives for your unencrypted credentials to your personal website to host Blackhole #srcbos13 -@comex speaking of conference you should be at Source Boston! :o -@innismir sitting in the second row, one to the left… -@attritionorg @zenrandom that sounds suspiciously like not Massachusetts -@DrPizza … idgi? -@kragen private security, private building, we could have not consented and left. -@sakjur because he missed his flight and can’t make it in time. The *con* isn’t cancelled -This had better be the last time in my life an infosec talk is cancelled because of a terrorist attack. -I saw a tophat in the lobby. I know who that is... -#sourceboston hey could whoever keeps knocking me off the wifi cut it out ! Trying to look at cat pictures here -@DarthNull my connection is really bad but it comes from a site called nooelec -@stoicbird Asus W700 - windows 8 -A cute boy asked to take a picture of my hardware! ... no, literally, I mean the radio -@waruikoohii yup -@ra6bit are you here btw ? -Not suspicious, I'm not suspicious, it's totally normal to have big weird cables sticking out of your tablet http://t.co/WyOmjuKOSq -I wonder if Twitter for Windows 8 correctly insists on certificates. We'll find out #openwifiatacon -@zenrandom @attritionorg speaking of: I don't see him here! LAAAAAAAME -My admission to this con is free but I forgot to officially register. However noone will question these credentials http://t.co/SgoXttgn0r -@MarkKriegsman hyperthreading runs in hyperspace and is measured in hypertime -Oh no I accidentally loaded amazon on this shady wifi oh no there's an order in my cart they got me - game figurine? Nevermind it's just DH -I opened google on my phone and when it noticed I was in Boston it offered me directions to the evacuation hotels -#boston My Verizon cell phone lost data… -@JastrzebskiJ man why you gotta harsh my blogging mellow -@burukuru not directly; all the injured got help and the runners and tourists back to their hotels -@DarthNull 7th floor, street side, I probably have an ear for this -@burukuru well I was thinking a little more specifically as that was yesterday... -@DarthNull going on an hour and a half nonstop. -@NinRac but that wouldn’t be internally consistent with my behavior :) -@waruikoohii also an apartment in your town was searched with consent apparently… -#boston okay I’ve heard sirens nonstop for an hour from the Marriott Tremont. Hashtag is flooded with well-wishes, can’t find why… -@wimremes meh, turns out subtweeting them is easier -@locks I don’t, but I like zenburn and desert -@waruikoohii unmarked buses, couldn’t see if they’re occupied, I assume they’re the buses used to rescue from the lockdown zone yesterday -What’s the etiquette for “dude I know you have a crush on me, spit it out, you’ll feel better” -@m1sp <3 -@vogon —> @eevee -Why am I awake WOW that is a lot of sirens why are police motorcycles escorting those buses #boston -@DeeLove92 I’m not “knocking” anything, I’ve merely spent years of my life studying the history of the church. -@WhiteMageSlave being this awesome isn’t illegal -Case in point wow I totally forgot I had all this weird SDR stuff in my backpack :p -@CastIrony last year before Blackhat/Defcon I actually wrote the hashes of the certs of sites like twitter down on paper XD -@rone iPad ; but it explicitly redirects me so I’m pretty sure that wouldn’t work anyway -@hackedy @homakov I think tumblr gets off easy because there isn’t really any secret data to plunder -I’m so glad https :// http://t.co/FfcweLybVE redirects to plaintext automatically I’m not on hotel wifi at a security con or anything -@SimonZerafa it’s a running joke at V-code that I don’t look old enough to be there -@varmapano @savagejen well yes. But I was marveling at and speculating over 3 fatalities vs 130 to 150 injuries earlier. -@savagejen the acoustics of a narrow city street amplify explosions. Source: I was in Amsterdam on New Year’s Eve once -They’ve already said on the news you can expect public transport to be swarmed with cops tomorrow. -Bostonians: I hate being submissive to the surveillance state but tomorrow would be a good day to double check your bag before you go out -@eevee but looking again, I realize that “they” is a smaller error space -@eevee that -#boston I keep hearing sirens - but of course there’s going to be some any night. #confirmationbias -@_wirepair in any case, we are in the city now, and everything is okay, but the hotel searched us -@_wirepair uh yeah where were you (oh right Japan) (carry on) -I can't imagine having hair that short like what keeps your head weighed down so it doesn't float away -That awkward moment when there's not enough shampoo in the hotel room oh wait I'm sharing it with someone with a shaved head shampoo party ! -@aksansai I suspect it would trigger a specific unit conversion card she doesn't have -Accidentally bumped Siri. Well that's a new one (device is running iOS5 because reasons) http://t.co/faypWVsWA2 -@blaufish_ that's pretty much all Christian groups to varying extents ;) their theological pedigree is not particularly pure -Abadidea's Source Boston "Don't You Tweet This" Count: 2 and the conference doesn't start for 12 hours -@bond_alexander I turned 25 two weeks ago so you're good at this -@watAtwist yup but I went with WBC because they're literally praising their god for the bombings -@WhiteMageSlave they were talking about pushing middle age and the guy says to me "but what are you, 19?" "she's 17" -@bond_alexander how old do you think I am? :D -Boss just told someone I was 17 and they didn't question it. -@blaufish_ llet me know if he says Nazis don't count as Christian so I can double block him :) -@blaufish_ lol I blocked him like two hours ago -@ra6bit I took a class on terrorism in college ;) #TweetsThatGetMeOnLists -Hearing twitter say the type of bomb, detonated on the ground, is designed to take out everyone's legs and incapacitate them - which it did -@panther_modern the reports are accurate - I was listening to the radio - one was triggered deliberately and two recovered for evidence -@ra6bit guess it comes to "did the malicious actor actually know what they were doing" -Me watching TV: "I know this is America but why is *everyone* fat? Oh... 4:3 stretched to widescreen" -@lil_lost it correlated very closely with the most crowded finishing time last year -Am I crazy if I speculate someone specifically designed those bombs to hurt but not to kill people? Or is our luck just good with 130 to 3 -The hotel bar is packed, probably because most places closed early. #Boston -Here I am doing Source Boston setup late at night again. In some ways it feels like it's been years. In others, a week. -@WhiteMageSlave we're fine, I promise! Emergency response has done an A+ job -. @SOURCEConf Boston: they will ask your name / look in your bag at the hotel because of today's events. -@kaepora yeah - at Source -@kragen I live here! :) -We're being searched at the hotel but they're being polite about it -I have the most exquisite knack for unintentional implications in my tweets, mainly concerning my quest for pants -@SabrinaPennello #thats #the #point -@Steve31278 it’s not a scorecard But if you want it to be, look up civilian and “unknown” casualties in our warzones… -@Steve31278 ha, also not true. But I’m not a Christian, so I’m not particularly fond of them. -@Steve31278 and probably forgetting all the American terror incidents perpetrated by white or Asian guys with guns. -@Steve31278 again, you’re extrapolating based on a BILLION people, -Btw I am apparently going to Source Boston tonight, as soon as I find my pants. Will crash with boss, unless I get a better offer :p -@Steve31278 the west -@Steve31278 overgeneralizing large groups by the worst actions of any member is how we got into this mess -@Steve31278 I wish I lived in a world where that was true! But women are punished for being victims here, and there are feminists there. -@Steve31278 “Muslim” is a vague category that covers well over a billion human beings. Of course there are some bad people in there. -@Steve31278 right, because noone who describes themself as a Christian has ever hurt anyone for hateful reasons! -@LJonhny #thatsthepoint -Oh, Westboro doesn’t represent your religion? Well of course they don’t, that’s the point -If you’re going to cite one Muslim as proof that Muslims are happy when we’re bombed, remember Westboro Baptist Church is a Christian group. -.@Robbie some people were still on the one I was listening to; it gently tapered off to really minor stuff. -Emergency radio has gone very quiet. Hopefully that’s that! -@pmocek @ioerror check the time stamps. That was the controlled detonation of the third device. https://t.co/iAzahOnqHU -@PatDollard police say this is a fake story. -@thegrugq re: the bridge it was apparently a footbridge, which makes more sense -@IanAKemp "yeah I'm standing by a blue... a blue... um... !$%&" -@IanAKemp I heard it once - ironically, simply because he couldn't remember the word for the type of thing he was standing near XD -Impressed with the good job responders have done helping everyone get back to their hotels or find the people coming to pick them up -@landley the professional radio stations don’t have so much static though - this emergency radio is a mess ! -@paisleyboxers looks like he’s harping on the fact he’s not technically employed by anyone as a columnist -Is @erikrush really a non-parody account? What a wretchedly hateful person. -@CyborgCode but in general, being good at context switching -@CyborgCode well today is a little higher volume than usual because I’m in Boston! -@savagejen emergency response is on the ball. After the initial explosion, everything has been about protecting and helping civilians. -I don’t unconditionally agree with anyone I defend. I don’t even unconditionally agree with myself -@grsecurity good thing I don’t know very many people like that! -@thegrugq @grsecurity you never let me get in any fights by myself :( -@grsecurity okay, sure. I think you’re a jerk. I think you’re rude, arrogant, and trust to technical accomplishments to cover for you. -@grsecurity wasn’t involved in? It was on reddit, that’s not really how that works :p -@michaeldinn radio -Okay, now one of the packages they’re investigating is smoking for an unknown reason. #exciting -@thoward37 not really a camping out in the public infrastructure kind of place - it was sleeting here like two days ago -@Hyder_Khan because I’ve spent the last three hours trying to understand people on the emergency radio and some have poor radio voices -@chronic I’m not Canadian or French but that just looks weird -Now they’re going to investigate a backpack stashed under a bridge - I think they said Waltham? Probably a false positive -All in favor of banning people with deep voices from operating radios say "aye" in a clear, high-pitched voice ;) -@grsecurity Actually I was of the opinion you were reading too much into it - upset over points I simply can't find in the text. -@grsecurity (and I didn't feel like drawing out your trademark condescending remarks, that's why I subtweeted. Oh, look!) -@grsecurity you know reddit doesn't send a new orangered when someone edits a reply, right? That's not exactly a reading comprehension thing -@hemantmehta @WBCSays if it turns out there is a hell, it’s just barely large enough to hold their building. -@miuaf I really can’t figure out why he’s flipping out at @no_structure and my attempt to ask was completely discarded -@fredowsley everyone from work and our infosec friends are accounted for. Don’t use the cell network, use iMessage etc. -@fredowsley everyone from work and our infosec friends are accounted for. Don’t use the cell network, use iMessage etc. -@ralpost @Codepope the context was spender of grsec, but it applies pretty generally :p -There are a lot of conflicting reports about the cell network outage being deliberate and just being overwhelmed. #boston -@akopa I enjoy /r/netsec as mostly being a good news source/discussion center. Get in some good scraps though ;) -@xa329 … “spender” is someone’s name in this case ;) -Like is there some rule that you can’t be a major open source contributor without being incredibly hostile to anyone who has different goals -Back to infosec drama: spender will quietly move goalposts if you call him out on being a jerk. And signs his reddit posts for some reason -@ra6bit I suspect it’s that nothing you’d consider a “burner phone” works on LTE so they didn’t bother. -Based on people saying they DO have service, they apparently think no one would buy an LTE phone for their bomb ;) -@rgov @1DScoop they’re clearly excitable, but they are not the OP of the image, it went viral, can’t find the source for sure. -@rgov so I'm all for having a high level of taking-stuff-seriously until we know for sure we have a solid lead -@rgov usually there's a rash of false positive bombs after a bombing, but this one has had a rash of actual true positives; -@rgov there is of course every chance in the world it’s a photographer or spectator, but still interesting enough to check out. -@rgov it’d only be paranoia if nothing had happened and one was worried abstractly about someone on the roof being suspicious. -(The person on the roof could of course just be a photographer, that's a reasonable thing to do. But still a good lead...) -Sounds like they can't get the people coming from New York patched into their comms systems? -@dridus http://t.co/Y3NooCLtJV I could get out my SDR, but this is handling the load quite well -@dridus (a bystander reported this to them afaict) -@dridus police radio -@PwnieExpress @SOURCEConf just stay off the roads right now! Hunker down and have some local brews :) -#boston #marathon looking for suspicious black male with black hoodie, black backpack, turned away by security 5 mins before explosion -@ataraxia_status @eevee they’re looking to ID the driver to determine if it was legitimate charity or a bomb smuggling attempt -@ataraxia_status @eevee they showed up at the delivery gate at the hospital and were turned away because they weren’t expected -They are looking for a yellow Penske truck that attempted to gain access to hospital and was turned away: may or may not be legit #boston -@eevee the prior is strongly supported by the first responder radio, at least. -@_larry0 @chriseng we’re a town and a half outside the city proper. I doubt it’d be practical to get in for many hours yet. -I just literally heard an officer say “pics plz” (of before and after I think, I’m not positive) -@chriseng (I assume everything will be all clear by tomorrow morning) -@chriseng I was thinking about hitching in a ride to the conference tonight but that doesn’t seem practical at the moment -@DarthNull so even if a route is open now it might not be in twenty minutes. -@DarthNull stay at the airport for a while. They’re still looking for more devices. Multiple ones have been found -@aaqian are you in the city w/o cell access? Just stay inside a private building. All the risk is in public places -@WhiteMageSlave I'm a very unintentionally successful tumblrite http://t.co/Hrh225WW4Y -(Kind of surreal seeing my tweet of warning get copy-pasted to other social networks - true viral messaging in progress) -@ra6bit that’s where I’m at - some of these people I simply can’t make out -One officer is flipping out about the signal problems - it’s strong enough but it’s not decoding properly -@gsuberland at this point it could be for any reason, as there’s no evidence or groups claiming responsibility -@waruikoohii all I made out was JFK -Sounds like they found *another* incendiary device (I'm having trouble understanding the feed, it's very fuzzy) -@Nial those processes are largely automated -Sobering reminder that this sort of thing occurs in some countries all the time. -@jack_daniel I’m still catching up to the very newest tweets, but I’ve seen surprisingly little of that -@jack_daniel well in the 40 minutes since you posted this, it’s unambiguously a bomb now :( -Sounds like there is about to be a controlled explosion of a discovered device #boston #marathon -@AmberBaldet volunteer here - I was outside the city proper - will be there tomorrow assuming this doesn't all go to hell :) -@SimonHoneydew We are a brave city, emergency services is on the ball and all victims have been rescued -All victims rescued. Witnesses being evacuated to Copley(?) Hotel #boston -@okoeroo the first one wasn't :( -Probably a bad time to make a joke about Boston police overreacting to things that look vaguely like bombs so uh keep your backpacks on -Whatever you do, do NOT drive through Boston or take the subway right now. The emergency radio is buzzing with more possible bombs -@chadwik66 I meant wait minutes -Do you ever by coincidence refresh reddit two seconds after someone replies to you and you wait so you don’t seem over-invested -Check it out, the face of medical patent evil: @myriadgenetics -@BadAstronomer the real purpose of metric is just to make snow depth sound more dramatic, isn’t it! -@PwnieExpress is this in Boston? See you tomorrow :) -(I realize they were trying to fit all their hot issues into one tweet, but the result sounds just a wee touch over-violent) -@willjohansson @AsherLangton again, they were just trying to cram too much in one tweet and the result just sounds surreally violent. -@willjohansson @AsherLangton shooting someone who means to shoot you is a completely different question from shooting someone picking plants -@AsherLangton @willjohansson (and IMO gunning down plant thieves with assault rifles is way more immoral than thieving some stupid plants) -@AsherLangton @willjohansson I imagine that’d go down to the levels of generic robbery if it was fully properly legal to grow -@willjohansson … I realize they’re just trying to fit as many issues as possible into one tweet, but the result is absurd :p -@willjohansson since they’re implying marijuana being legal, which is fine, in what reality would you need to gun down pesky garden gnomes -Um… is this political party casually advocating lethal force to protect your freaking garden patch? https://t.co/JdNdjE9FQD -@lindseybieda @puellavulnerata why would you assume male when most western cultures have more distinct female names anyway? :p -@wimremes but the question is, are you in love or in hate? http://t.co/HT2MGIdB0h -Especially confusing is that I land on the tumblr *signup* page and get the error that the account exists when I try to log in :p -@vogon I’m not sure if that’s an ironic ask, but simply reloading tends to work :) -Chrome iOS is doing this thing where it keeps temporarily losing my login cookies for sites like reddit and tumblr -@theproweb and Windows 8 in the bag -@maradydd @attritionorg @wimremes the infosec industry should buy a mansion in a country with no network regulations and all move there -@DarthNull actually I don’t think we’ve met in person yet! -This java patch announcement is so casually glorious http://t.co/UBbKVcq3VI -@m3hr :D -@Twirrim and turn to stone every morning?! -@ReinH he doesn’t really need ranged weapon skills because he can withstand a barrage while he closes distance -Since I am a non-intimidating person with a penchant for carrying electronics, my primary life partner guideline was brute strength :p -@waruikoohii glorious -@JavaKrypt see next tweet :p -Why yes indeed I do make a good target for robbery thank you for noticing -So my plan is to wear Google Glass, a smart watch on each wrist and an iPhone in my pocket and three laptops/tablets in my bag #cybernetic -@focalintent allegedly the alpha of the SDK *is* out. And they haven’t sent this to the SDK mailing list. -@blowdart the date I saw was 2004, so not quite literally ;) -@blowdart the fact that I had never heard of it until about an hour ago suggests it was maybe not a success :) -Funny how Apple, Samsung and MS all seem to be chasing after smart watches because of a Kickstarter for a simple device. -@chriseng #schadenfreude http://t.co/3ECwrR2MBA -@grsecurity @no_structure http://t.co/DWcaDp8SxS -@marcusjcarey that would be the most consistent way, you’re right. -@marcusjcarey another really good question, actually -@marcusjcarey obviously this is actually pretty complicated. But that’s why we need some better legal protections than we have now… -@marcusjcarey oh, that’s *from* the outside to the inside; I was thinking from the inside. -@yourserversdown @marcusjcarey you don’t need a “digital postal service.” Just a legal acknowledgement that it’s private communications. -@marcusjcarey work email is slightly different in that it’s the communications of the company itself, so the company can look at it -@grp well what else would you expect to find when breaking into a lawyer’s email? -@marcusjcarey of course! Just because it’s technologically easy to sneak a peek doesn’t mean it’s ethical. -If the American APT didn’t “see any privileged communications,” that’s primarily because they casually redefine email to be non-private. -@jsjohnst value range analysis -@whereits value range analysis -"Chapter 5: Overlapping Memory Accesses" finally made it to the exciting part ! -@joelknighton ding ding ding 🔔 -"Implementing the model is mere engineering." Well if that isn't the most mathematician thing I've ever heard -@davidjayharris it was a temporary protection against @VUPEN which was unintentionally too broad and hit normal users :) -@davidjayharris Ha, I knew what it'd be without clicking, long story short it's not my fault ;) -@vogon @focalintent no but same genre ! -Kill... me... tell @focalintent I tried. http://t.co/J0AD1LMRi0 -Anti-protesters say protesters should be “grateful” they’re not attacked. Oh England, you think you’re a funny bloke! http://t.co/XibADlIY7J -@joelknighton it’s about static analysis of c -If they introduce a variable that’s a treble clef I’m (╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻ -This math book has progressed to using sharp and flat musical symbols in equations. I have no idea what’s going on -@WhiteMageSlave “my”? “Our” :p -@maradydd @kragen *shrug* I felt I would be remiss if I did not say something -@maradydd @kragen … it’s a personal degradation that doesn’t really have anything to do with the argument except hurt feelings. -@maradydd @kragen IMO deliberately using the wrong name is the same thing as deliberately using the wrong pronoun with transgender people… -@pod2g 😈 -@maradydd it’s perfectly reasonable to dislike her but she had her last name legally changed and for a good reason, :( -Said someone who doesn’t like Bloomberg’s proposals: “he should just shut his mouth & run NYC” Welcome to Contradiction Town, hate your stay -This simple post on the early days of bitcoin sudden takes a hard right turn at Whammysville https://t.co/KipTuyv2Bz -@donicer except the ban was blocked by the courts -@kaepora Windows 95 logo is best logo -@nelhage D: -@savagejen \o/ eeeeee -@ra6bit #itscomplicated -Whoa wait Source Boston is Tuesday? Aren’t I working that show? I should probably tell @codeferret_ -@Kufat lol it’s a knife in the iOS font. Explicitly a kitchen knife though. -@ra6bit in general, to greater or lesser degrees, depending :p -@ra6bit rather you just happen to be mostly on the default settings so it’s never an issue? ;) -.@Computermaster actually I rarely encounter people who think “girls can’t computer” anymore, rather, “girls are weird wahh go away” -@IanAKemp I donno, I guess I’m a gentle sleeper. -@ohunt yes. “Well if a few people are mean to you specifically because you’re a girl, have you tried being gender-neutral” -And I swear to the gods of the internet I will cyber-shank the next person who suggests I should simply conceal my gender 🔪 -@ra6bit when you engage with one, you’re not engaging with an abstract intelligence but a set of beliefs about who that person is. -@ra6bit example: on reddit, “anonymous” comments are written by young, reasonably well-educated western men by default. -@ra6bit humans are humans, we maintain an awareness of each other’s perceived physical existence and fill in blanks with stereotypes -@NM_Jeff no, they’re players in an MMO -@wimremes non-player character (in a video game) -Illustrated my dream of a boy telling me about my future http://t.co/GpWg60Cdhd -@pod2g if you can get him to look you in the eyes - he seemed too shy to talk to me at Blackhat :) -@pzmyers @EuropeanAtheist @secupp (which only drives home the point that someone can only truly “represent” you by consent) -@pzmyers @EuropeanAtheist @secupp that’s definitely the first time I’ve seen Myers and Cupp in the same sentence… I hope it’s the last :p -@rantyben @evad3rs and I’m the retro hipster who keeps on insisting @comex was better -@donicer statement retracted, replaced with “bro I think you like Mewtwo too much” -@donicer this sounds like the tweet of someone too old to have played Pokemon first hand ;) -(He said “you’re a ‘girl’ not a ‘woman’ in infosec. If you were older and no longer cute, many things would be different, many worse”) -An NPC in a dream actually said something profound to me about gender relations that still makes sense after I woke up. Hmm. -@0pcode no higher honor -Lol @ people who think “nerd” is an insult -"Keep this quiet - I heard this casino is run by Team Rocket" The sign on the door says Rocket Game Corner #storiesforkids -@Kufat yeah -@m1sp Mispy just because that's your origin story doesn't mean it's everyone's -@Kufat my stepsister's kid, I assume. Though as far as I know my mom hasn't murdered her -Pokemon trainer regrets the Bitcoin crash https://t.co/4v0ZARVEa4 -My mother texted asking if I wanted to adopt an unspecified 6yo. That's not suspicious at all -No YOUR after-midnight tweets sound high -Who was the first person who thought “you know, selling bread with sauce and cheese on it isn’t enough. I’m going to bring it to their door” -The song I made earlier ( https://t.co/z5jCYw0sV6 ) goes with this cutie (yes I think highly of my own characters) http://t.co/K71kPuiLTY -@profoundlypaige the internet *is* my friends -@kaepora *tilts head* -@paniq @0x17h where can I get some privilege filter glasses like he’s wearing -@The1TrueSean that's kind of beside the point at this point -@m1sp are you around? I really need to vent XD -@tsdNull ppmck (I hate trackers) -@mentalguy I mean “learned by making that mistake.” -Listening to everyone’s stories: am I the only one who’s never drank who nonetheless knows not to drink on an empty stomach -@dancapper also he’s naive and drank without having eaten yet today (we didn’t know this) -@dancapper lol uh as opposed to the carpet -Achievement unlocked: someone got wasted for the first time in our house. Made it to the sink. Get this kid a medal -His wife just showed up and dragged him away screaming (her, not him). I’d ask how she knows our address, but we moved into their old apt. -Let the record show that @GWakaMurray is not allowed to ever drink half this much in my house again. -@porsupah cards against humanity -@xEAxEA are you going to make me decode this -@xEAxEA are you going to make me decode this -@Wxcafe cards against humanity -There are currently five (5) young drunk men in my living room. They seem to think CAH is more interesting than my Pokemon game -@kevinlange same thing; most C syntax is just sugar on pointers :) -Understanding pointers to pointers in C: my husband’s best friend’s wife’s brother is cute. -@RouteLastResort lol um if you want to I guess :D, just don’t make millions ;) -@NaNoWriMo #nanothon when I owned more notebooks than books -@misuzulive … okay, I have to ask what’s the story there. -@no_structure science is science ! And Nintendo science is best science. -@Ionustron (and when I do soundfonts, it's the Cello and Oboe Extraordinaire Orchestra) -@Ionustron I like cellos and oboes. Like, a lot. So all my envelopes approximate those XD -My chiptune was just compared to Dragon Warrior, I'm a happy badidea :') -Cute facebook bug http://t.co/YPAOcUgRxP -I woke up and wrote another chiptune https://t.co/CYxUQpuNam -@misuzulive so you haven't seen this picture then? :p http://t.co/QhxIVXN2Ug -@misuzulive I do have it you know, but it's packed in the closet at the moment -@misuzulive kinda creepy that you have a picture of me in your car ;) -@misuzulive ... yes? -@misuzulive matches better that way -@JackLScanlan 😑 -So Psy (the Gangnam Guy) has a new song - reasonably catchy ! http://t.co/4LORxJWlg4 -@ioerror uh, why? If anyone is using that in a real world environment … -@m1sp @WhiteMageSlave so last thing before I fell asleep I thought of a melody and I still remember it and I'm gonna chip it \o/ -@Ordog23 thanks - I went to a party store and they had a huge Mario wall sticker kit really cheap. -@comex so true story I woke up and figured I had dreamed this -@comex I hope @ElderScrolls / Jeremy Soule got their cut ! -@puellavulnerata @GreatFireChina they tweet errors encountered in China. -@kherge not really, as Pokemon is hand-written assembly, so that would take massive restructuring -Suddenly I am drawing a pokemon-style RPG tileset (a black and white world with color accents) -Your husband might be drunk if he complains about the internet for an hour and then is surprised you reboot the router on him -@jesster_king um, you don't need pics, just look up Lt. Surge -@jonelf hang on while we grab the wii, wii-u, xbox, two different 3DS's, ... -There are fourteen devices attached to our home router right now and we're not even trying. #threegeeksonehouse -I don't remember some of these lines... http://t.co/ONHCQfAfab -@nullwhale I figured it’d be in the home button. -@nullwhale if anyone can make it work, they can, and if they can make it work, it makes perfect sense. -There’s a rumor the 5S will have a fingerprint reader - no more annoying PINs, but what’s more fun than security with analog fuzziness? -@notch I think you deserve it; video games can and do affect culture, and yours has a positive creative effect. -Controller… won’t reach… beanbag… let console hang off TV stand by its cables! -@cgiffard and he’s hiding out of paranoia and the first thing he does is flip out and say you wouldn’t make it on the battlefield. -@cgiffard “Lt. Surge! They call him the Lightning American!” -Like, that is the Japanese cartoon character stereotype of Americans. Gun-toting maniacs who saw horrible things in the war. … :( -Funny how in Pokemon Red/Blue, there is someone explicitly referred to as American - and he’s a veteran suffering from PTSD. -Abadidea Plays Pokemon Blue: Delete an older move to make room for TAIL WHIP? [Yes, No, Oh Heck No] -@robertszkutak well even if you don’t formally “win” getting ranked like that already is winning -@OxbloodRuffin well, it isn’t, but I wouldn’t expect the PLA to start using Google Docs :) -@CrappyCodingGuy yes, and blasphemy. It's a replacement for *photoshop.* -@blaufish_ @dildog they are the names of common logical fallacies https://t.co/XS0yGzANdP -Pop quiz: what do these colors have in common? http://t.co/zXmU1UWt7K That's right: nothing! except being hideous! And in Windows 8. -@mikk0j @wimremes you know, there *are* gradients of emotion between love and hate :) -Note: to my mild astonishment, it actually recovered the image automatically, so I'm not out my two minutes of hard scribbling work. -mspaint.exe has crashed. I have been using this program for TWENTY YEARS what do you MEAN IT HAS CRASHED -@mikk0j I uh, do use a touchscreen or seven :) -@focalintent oh I can think of five or six softies who follow me, but they’re not really in User Experience Land. -@mikk0j with some polish, metro *can* be a wonderful touch interface. Metro IE10 is fluid and lovely - but lacks corner case features -There really are things I genuinely like about Windows 8, but there are so, so many little annoying things -@diffkid and implies that straight and poly are inherently at odds. Ha, sure. -@vogon if it was you, please step into my office 💣 -@vogon I mean specifically whoever decided on that hideous shade of green used for Store tile. I need that human’s attention. -I feel like doing a long-form critique of Windows 8, but is there a snowball’s chance anyone with any influence at MS would ever read it? -@dildog http://t.co/F8vJd9IfwB point 9 -I’m 100% for flexible, relaxed notions of marriage, but @salon is falling into disappointing stereotypes of bi http://t.co/PtM7er38ze -@spacerog either it was a transient error or not Verizon’s doing -@The1TrueSean @codeferret_ lying isn't trolling -@The1TrueSean @codeferret_ umm well he's wrong we've never been to the Lemon Tree. Ever. We went to Lanna Thai. -@The1TrueSean um, okay? ..... you know there's more than one Thai place within an hour of here, right? :) -@The1TrueSean you apparently haven't been there I promise it is literally a wagon. -Look it's rainy and no-one can stay awake can we just all concede defeat and go home -@The1TrueSean um... yes it is ? -OH: "I never spoil any of my grandchildren" surrender your grandmother license -Rainy day at the Thai wagon. Yes it's a literal wagon grafted onto the chef's house, it's packed wall to wall http://t.co/PJu8lERRbQ -Someone tell @codeferret_ we’re inviting people over this weekend to play video games and eat pizza and that’s that -@rantyben definitely slightly stabby 🔪 -@thorsheim they all do, it’s just a question of how hard -Current status http://t.co/9Bobou3Fyk -@snare yes I suppose *physical contact to metaphorically indicate emotional support* -@snare hang on I need to find a coin to determine if I give a sincerely empathic response or a trolling one to conceal my social anxiety -@snare whoa there emo pony I think someone needs a hug -If you downvote a purely technical comment and don’t explain why it’s wrong, you’re wrong -@rantyben @thegrugq http://t.co/WOxmHxCQyN -@rantyben @thegrugq sir are you calling me fat Because by local cultural norms I am most definitely not -@thegrugq @rantyben that’s the OTHER Burlington in the tiny northeast corner of the country! Gods learn some geography -@rantyben @thegrugq just checking: you don’t know my address, right? More specifically than America anyway -@pod2g @evad3rs I think he is not very good at just saying he likes somebody :D -@beist don’t think I’ve seen it in any binaries I’ve cracked open - for x64 that would mostly be llvm -My hobby: doing an Unattended Monitor Photo Tour of the office -@bSr43 <3 <3 <3 literally features while I sleep -@JackLScanlan @dresdencodak my gods never before have I wanted a Nintendo plot to be handed over to an outsider -@bSr43 while you’re there, may I have an option to export the asm without the address columns etc. so it’s “valid”? Pretty please <3 -@jyrow5 it can handle four color mode used in dual GB/GBC mode but not full color -@jyrow5 it contains in it all the Gameboy hardware (except the screen) and plugs into a Super Nintendo -I cannot tell you how much it pleases me that the Zapper still makes the exact same sproing sound after a lifetime. -@grayj_ that’s what he — sorry. -It's a Gameboy... with no batteries... and TV-out... and SNES controllers... http://t.co/WRhpsKpO3S -@entityreborn that's covered under smartphone ;) -@RSWestmoreland what did you do to yours, throw it off a bridge? -@TechJournalist in the closet. I don't have a power supply for it actually ! -@MalwareJake yes and not tonight Do you know how hard it is to render a 6502 machine with no disc nonbooting :) -Technology changes, hearts do not https://t.co/lHgjiAiwXp -Welcome to my house. http://t.co/qANPBN2tHF -@m1sp @jesster_king you misunderstand me: a *correct* touch interface uses the pixels it has to scale to intended size clearly as possible -@jesster_king resolution only affects how *clear* the image is on a mobile interface. Physical size of elements matters. -@bSr43 *nudge* hai! On Windows it is segfaulting when I try to export the .asm :( -@jesster_king the tweet about ahh the shampoo is arranged neatly ahh -No-one eight-bits like Gaston http://t.co/k80Lbfecke -@The1TrueSean @apiary @codeferret_ also you forgot to do the math of how long it takes to paint thousands of pixels vs. playing video games -@The1TrueSean @apiary @codeferret_ I don’t think he can distinguish between colors -@The1TrueSean @apiary >steady hand > steady > *trip* -Ooh a Nintendo controller bed set — it’s *painted*? Sorry I am not responsible enough to take care of painted pillows -@apiary I found someone on etsy who will paint pixel art on the face of furniture for $300 I think that would be really neato -Another example of our markov bots being a little too sentient https://t.co/1YoWV70FFU -The answer is, of course, Etsy and the Land of Deep Wallets. http://t.co/qEr0xKqhiK -So I was thinking: we should just do the whole house Nintendo-themed. Where can I get NES furniture? -@SurprisingEdge huh… I’ll have to check. -@thegrugq @ra6bit well that’s not weird and suspicious at all -@thegrugq @ra6bit your problem is probably the Department of Defense root cert. -@rhysmorgan @JackLScanlan @dannolan (remember, otherkin is just a form of Middle School Disease. Don’t stress about it :) -@rhysmorgan @JackLScanlan @dannolan yeah I’m calling Poe on this one. An entire major otherkin blog turned out to be a stealth parody. -@focalintent I don’t know how I am chord, but my keys are all over the place (and apparently very “foreign”) -@rlehmann @thegrugq or America. -@hemantmehta I wouldn’t take the advice of a man whose life decisions were so poor he ended up appointed to a position in Detroit. -@chriseng @The1TrueSean hacking security quiz is the most indisputably valid way to pass security quiz. -@0x17h my uni got over that phase. Their new buildings combine proper Roman architecture with glass fronts. -@lastres0rt yeah it's concave for some reason -Came home to this. http://t.co/ZKEdf2QlXm -@RSWestmoreland @savagejen there are literally ranches in Texas bigger than Rhode Island -DH used Firebug and Burp to make sure he got a perfect score in a security training quiz. I'm... I'm so proud -@savagejen I refuse to be associated with Rhode Island! -@eevee I'm actually bad at distinguishing individual people. I don't know why my brain tracks facial data this way. -@The1TrueSean http://t.co/aFjUUTQ9Fl -@eevee I can tell the Irish from the Italians in Boston, who are both different from Germans further south, etc. All in the nose! -@savagejen that’s a New Hampsha thing! -@traskjd it’s not so secret when it’s the stated reason :) -@trufae http://t.co/DgW9LRU2mN -@vogon I feel like this is by design. Public schools seem to meticulously avoid history that happened within living memory. -Wait, Borowitz is one of those parody things, right? Darn. I’d like to see that that Windows 8 support call. -Look I don’t know a lot about economics but Mt. Gox simply suspending trading because they feel like it seems ridiculous. -@marshray it’s sad, she looks like a nice young lady, who probably doesn’t know that it was stolen from a home. -@RSWestmoreland actually the hardware win key + power key is mapped to that on this tablet. -@jack_daniel I update this thing multiple times per week! -Bonus points: it works fine at the login screen implying there’s a soft keyboard per login session but I still can’t kill the process -… the Windows 8 soft keyboard is stuck unresponsive on the screen. I can’t End Task. I have to reboot because my keyboard crashed. -@WyattEpp @dkdsgn almost as many, but for touch interfaces, you scale to desired real world size. -@echristo how do I git pull from the future :( -Wasn't there some project that converted x86 to llvm IR? I can't find it now. -@wickux I don’t understand why Samsung has so many different models within *one* company. They need to cut it down to 5 or 6. -I know that previous RT was obnoxiously newlinish, but it really drives the point home: android is *hard* to do good UX for -Still reading that math book. Maybe this unsatisfiable polyhedron needs more realistic expectations in life -(That link came from me googling “AT&T microchip” to find out if there ever even was such a thing) -Intel syntax for Intel chips, AT&T syntax for AT&T chips! http://t.co/aIltBAOfkp -@sarahnadav geometrical patterns -There’s a wall here that suddenly populated with blank postit notes recently. They keep rearranging. I’m kind of freaked out. -@inversephase technically correct even though it sounds funny... -@codeferret_ @GWakaMurray I can't get texts to go through. Where's my lunch ride -@rone well, it *is* technically illegal, and carries the risk of accidentally DoS'ing or otherwise making it worse -@CaucusRacer google is doing that thing it does where it knows too much. Happy birthday -So it turns out that New Housemate a) does have a twitter b) follows me c) thinks I need to seek counseling about the shampoo thing. -We're up to *35* counts of code signing certificates stolen from game companies. Mostly those cute Korean ones... http://t.co/Siq99cp3jS -Someone went around exploiting the postgresql bugs to leave kindly notes on the filesystem to patch. http://t.co/hVCbYtfoN9 -I like this guy's definition of winning a video game: more bytes going more up!! http://t.co/Fu9C8Kh0fD -@Davey_Hu well I was working from iPad ;) -I didn't notice the timestamp on this bug until the comment where they question if cellphones can do the 64-bit math https://t.co/3HPlDXyPb3 -@Davey_Hu ...? -Everyone’s talking about the evaders’ slide deck but I can’t get the darn thing to load. -@_wirepair I contend I definitely saw a picture of you with your wife in a yukata -@_wirepair @fredowsley look stop trying to dazzle me with all your different words for ways to make a tall skinny guy look ridiculous -@fredowsley (I’ve seen @_wirepair in one, I know you can manage it) -@fredowsley yukata, Fred. I mean the yukata. -@fredowsley yukata, Fred. I mean the yukata. -@fredowsley please to be posting full photo of you in dress for my Embarrass On Demand folder -Good morning! Abadidea's Guide to Internet Arguing. http://t.co/F8vJd9IfwB Intent matters. Behavior matters. Context matters. -@DarthNull idk but Google did officially attempt to purge Android of them. -Another Windows app store gem: YouTube video downloader. I would avoid hosting a paid TOS Violator Kit of my competitor's product -@amanicdroid it's an app called "World of Warcraft" I think it literally displays a twitter search for "wow" -Like does Microsoft not realize that filling the store with transparently fake brand name apps doesn't do them any favors -Oh look, the Windows 8 store approved an app called "World of Warcraft" which uses the official logo. And has GPS permissions. -.@silentbicycle I think I'll start putting Schadenfreude down as my corporate sponsor -... as long as it's not in software *I* run, of course. #PoweredBySchadenfreude -#ThreeWordsSheWantsToHear unpatched RCE nday -@whitemageslave #nationalsiblingday -Why do the timestamps in Twitter for Windows 8 think I am in Europe? I've filed jira tickets at 2am before but give me credit it's 10:20pm -@iDark_Link No it won't. You see aliens because iOS simply lacks the Unicode symbols. It says "you are on a desktop" -@L0sPengu1n0s only in metro -@iDark_Link really? Because no-one else does... What does it say? -Windows 8's autocorrect is incredibly dumb. Like someone has a patent on stupid obvious techniques they didn't want to license :/ -@L0sPengu1n0s it says "you are on a desktop" in weird Unicode letters -http://t.co/h8PFyIzCNs very long guide to ARM chips currently or soon to be in consumer electronics -@chriseng @focalintent Darnit not the database I was hoping for -@ShadowTodd all I want to know is if he ever published this opinion before Mr. Ebert’s death? -@JackLScanlan @dannolan and time and time again we’ve seen that to dethrone a standard you must be *way* better -@JackLScanlan @dannolan traditional notation is not particularly optimal I’d imagine, but that doesn’t look any simpler -Being a crazy woods hobo is fine and good as long as you don’t steal from disabled children to enable it… http://t.co/wC8h6yxInf -Apparently someone on reddit gave away large amounts of bitcoin immediately before the crash http://t.co/GJg1KIgkCl -@hidgw it’s working! ;) -@nickm_tor well that’s oddly Wiccan. -@jeremywsherman well too bad because I’m a computer scientist who bought a book on computer science and this is *extremely* user-hostile -@jeremywsherman or… like … *words*? -@jeremywsherman it’s a book. It uses three different A’s and an ‘a’ on one page -@jeremywsherman I don’t see how that illuminates slightly different fonts for the same letter meaning different variables at all :( -@jeremywsherman well I was reading "A bla bla Cursive A bla bla bla Bold A" -Also apparently anti-Windows Chrome because it just has to be special -@DrPizza casualty of war -Check it out, anti-smartphone DRM: 𝖸𝗈𝗎 𝖺𝗋𝖾 𝗈𝗇 𝖺 𝖽𝖾𝗌𝗄𝗍𝗈𝗉 I'm patenting this -@thegrugq @WeldPond yes, but apparently it’s not good PR to say that too often. -@chriseng gods FINALLY ! (I hope you mean the database I am constantly complaining takes too long to query) -@albert_kim not C++!! Actually I recommend Lua for total beginners… -@Kurausukun you can’t possibly screw up ASCII no matter what you do or don’t do because it’s natively supported down to bios level… -@quephird it says 'monospace' in funky Unicode letters. -Mildly astonished those don't show up on iOS... get on the Unicode ball! -𝙼𝚘𝚗𝚘𝓈𝓅𝒶𝒸ℯ 😜 -If I can't read the equation aloud without annotating whether the symbol is sans, serif, or extra fancy serif, reconsider life choices -@focalintent at least programmers have discovered the concept of names with more than one letter -@wickux too upset for grammar -Why would you use the same letter in two similar fonts to mean two different things in the same equation mathematicians are horrible people -@angelXwind @yarmn so long as there are techies who remember being teens, there will be filter systems that are easily bypassed :) -@angelXwind ... T_T -@judsontwit well - there are countries where the middle class can afford one decent device but not two. So tablet/phone hybrid is attractive -@jlwfnord you sit with those people I blame for things, so I blame you -Jira has decided it's occupying a quarter of the browser window today. Okay. -@thegrugq … why did they even buy apple hardware then -@thegrugq not any more so than being an all-Microsoft shop, IMO. -@lukegb @thegrugq yes, UK, you’re important too. I’m sure you’ll have an empire again someday *pat pat* -@pokemon_ebooks I bought it at a casino. Because Pokemon have no rights -@thegrugq yes, but that’s kind of my point, bulk purchases is where it’s at with this thing. -@thegrugq how is Malaysia getting them shipped then? :) -@focalintent — and it sells like hotcakes in countries where the middle class can afford one device but not two. -@focalintent it reminds me how the Galaxy Note was “bad” because it’s like a phone or tablet but not quite either — -@judsontwit I don’t know about BB but Galaxy Note is another thing Americans called a failure that sells well abroad -I feel like those who projected the Chromebook’s failure weren’t thinking globally http://t.co/RZWUMZSAeu -@profoundlypaige they can keep it -@JastrzebskiJ I’m pretty sure that’s literally impossible. The blocks are 4KB. Something is up -@futurecat @fabpot off-handedly I’m pretty sure that will still work but at this point I play the “I’m just the C/C++ person!” card ;) -@futurecat @fabpot so we find specific technical errors but usually not errors of high-level design (“click here for free admin account”) -@futurecat @fabpot generally it’s completely automated but certain things will trip the system for manual review to double check -@futurecat @fabpot @Veracode we do actually! We can automatically find SQLi, XSS, and most other PHP vulns in the source code. -I see blurry monitors. They don't even know they're not at their native resolution -Consistently above-freezing weather! Free from the tyranny of having to remember to wash socks! -@MarkKriegsman @meangrape so for the second time in my life my “job” was to get good grades for someone else’s reputation, lol. -@MarkKriegsman @meangrape I actually went to an expensive uni for rich kids who didn’t make straight A’s in college, on scholarship… -.@meangrape @MarkKriegsman Welp I guess I’ll be one of the last lower-middle class children to have ever gotten a degree! -@micromaxi did you know your grammar gives you away as Dutch? :) -@psobot gods don’t encourage them -@mdowd well in this industry 27 is middle age so I’m pretty sure you don’t have that many years on me… :p -@mdowd well mine ran Windows 2000 so what’s more extreme than late starter :D -@pzmyers may I question if shibboleth is the best word for what you mean? -@mdowd didn’t have my own computer yet… -@hackedy the way of the new programmer is “I’ll do it the first way that comes to mind.” That’s how php happened -@hackedy @eevee it applies to everyone: a vast compendium of mistakes to not commit elsewhere. http://t.co/GHsl4VRgjz -@bobpoekert http://t.co/FYcDx8fpyF -@thegmanehack actually, I wish I had time to know… -When I was in middle school, every time I wrote < and > I drew alligator teeth and eyes on them. -@attritionorg I’m winning the dedication lottery with heap spray! -Why can I understand buffer algebra but I couldn’t pass seventh grade math like what gives -@schelljw for the VPN, get the generic Shrew VPN client and follow the configuration for a Cisco client on their wiki -@maradydd I imagine it’s a function of how old they are :) -@maradydd he’s a physicist… -@xa329 … but he put all the shampoos conditioners soaps in one row rather than willy nilly -@xa329 there better be no alcoholic cough syrup in this house. I’ll get violently ill if I accidentally take any… -Oh my gods, housemate (henceforth HM) arranged all the bottles in the bathroom, I don’t think I can handle this much structure in my life -@dan_crowley I think it just came down to: it’s like Pinterest -> but it’s not explicitly feminine -> therefore it’s masculine… -@akopa we solved many of these problems from a different angle, by starting from binary rather than source and working backwards -@dan_crowley it wasn’t (official) marketing it was just some guy’s explanation -@null_ptr Value Range Analysis: Towards Proving The Absence of Buffer Overflows in C -Yes it is my book, not a library's. It is complicated and needs doodles to demystify it. -Tonight's book vandalism is dedicated to @chriseng http://t.co/c9N8Tav3ue -@mister_borogove @m1sp obviously a weather forecasting program isn’t conscious, but I consider that a human decision making tool -@mister_borogove @m1sp the implication that some political parties are less conscious was not intentional. -@killerswan @mammothhq perhaps in the mind of whoever called it Pinterest for men - it wasn’t corporate marketing, just some guy. -@mister_borogove @m1sp I’m a fish, I’ll eat this -> I’m a squirrel, I’ll stockpile this -> I’m a human, let’s talk sustainability -@mister_borogove @m1sp I define consciousness as a gradient proportionate to the ability to make decisions without immediate results -@jpgoldberg ethics is hard :( -@m1sp @eevee … and it turns out that’s fairly common but people are terrified to admit it. -@m1sp @eevee … I may have told six thousand followers about my mechanical difficulties consummating my marriage, recently… -@eevee @m1sp I’ve found success freely intermixing personal and technical tweets, few mind and many enjoy if you’re sincere. -@m1sp @mister_borogove just run it in Dwarf Fortress -@m1sp but it means we all learn by conditioning to never look straight up because it hurts. Strange existence. -@m1sp though I find it strange to think that our eyes are incapable of directly examining something that’s in the sky *every day* -@m1sp imagine if we didn’t have long periods of darkness at regular intervals that caused us to go into suspended animation all the time -@eevee not to inflate your ego twice in one night but I practically have that thing hotkeyed to send to young programmers -@m1sp this is going to sound really sappy but you getting on twitter late in the evening is the second sunrise of my day -So I initially heard @mammothhq described as “Pinterest for men”. Because generic, neutral pinboard sites are for men? idgi -@no_structure @trailofbits I hate you -@eevee … I apologize for mis-speciesing you. Wise unevolved Pokémon -@MarkKriegsman wow that is actually quite a drop -@a_greenberg … wow. Was it at least their own name? -@C0deH4cker in the context of “film” specifically, that doesn’t matter much. Actors always do weird things to get it filmed right. -@_wirepair yeah except 640x480 secondhand recordings w/ background noise are like, a hobo’s version of a pirated film, who does that -@osxreverser I find it amusing all the… ugh, I shouldn’t do this, I don’t want to encourage you anymore. -“Google Glass is going to revolutionize film!” Do these people not know that strapping cameras to your head has *always worked* -@AndreaJessup I can’t know for *sure*, I don’t know him well. But his behavior is indistinguishable from any happy, naive 6yo. -@AndreaJessup like I said — I don’t have a problem with him smoking, I have a problem that he seems to be killing himself and might not know -@AndreaJessup the fact that there exist people who never reach mental and emotional adulthood is a sad reality of our fragile flesh. -“My philosophy is more complex than you just described!” “So is Pokémon, but you don’t need a degree in it to know it’s pretend” ht @pzmyers -.@eevee is a wise man and I won’t RT his entire commentary on making jokes at others’ expense and being surprised they’re upset. -@ErrataRob cash out, quick… -@seabre that sounds less … reasonable … -@seabre makes sense; forcing a mentally disabled person to go cold turkey and face withdrawal, in the hospital, sounds like a terrible idea -@williampietri … and children’s TV stations, who are in it to make a killing, won’t even depict cigarettes. So that’s pretty low. -@williampietri preying on the mentally incapacitated is one of the few things more wicked than preying on the ignorance of children imo… -@JastrzebskiJ like, when you see an obese child- not overweight, but *obese*- either it’s a medical condition or their parents need slapping -@JastrzebskiJ as disabled as he appears to be? Yes… because it’s someone else failing to responsible wrt him. -@puellavulnerata @PalantirTech … that’s some misleading marketing if I ever heard it. -… like, he’s an adult, he can smoke, but if he’s 8yo on the inside, isn’t the right thing to do to keep an eye on his consumption? -There’s a very mentally disabled man who lives here who smokes too much. I wonder if he understands the risk, and if not, who enables it… -Random shot of DH and his BFF http://t.co/5kPWMfzdpU -@Ryan_Jarv link to what? iMessage is or was down :p -@The1TrueSean "do you have his number" "no just his twitter" "ask if he's still coming" -@jinkee good thing I'm not a man -@raudelmil ... Yes -@vooood @allixsenos I meant bad press for the Feds that it was implied it was difficult for them. -@chriseng @focalintent @markkriegsman it's a textbook not a novel it's here for my needs -@focalintent @MarkKriegsman http://t.co/EPj1p85o4H -Why do books gotta use all these fancy unicode math symbols? Why can't everyone standardize on C notation like civilized people -@focalintent globally trending :) -@Xaosopher (and even Team Android resents being Team Android ;) -@Xaosopher if it was your primary means of contacting your best friend/girlfriend you'd be annoyed too :) it's like private twitter -And if you think that's no big deal, there's a teenage armageddon going down if you search twitter :D #limitedtextplan -iMessage is down! They're installing that interceptor the feds asked for after the bad press. -@davidjayharris pretty sure that's the right cert. Chrome doesn't have it in its store because it's a private MS cert. -@jonelf the "somehow" is by being unashamed of price. -@RSWestmoreland that's a nonsensical definition of real. -@focalintent http://t.co/SGo8XObsI8 -I may or may not have just raided the office supply cabinets and took all the pink things. -@letoams I don't think my connections to the 10.0.0.* space are bypassing the vpn, at least ;) -@focalintent ps spamming you with more tickets :p -@RenatoFontes like I said! 😄 -@focalintent so it's Stranger's Fetish Roulette? 😩 -@RenatoFontes don't call Google ugly! -(I'm technically not logged in, but all these tracking cookies amount to the same thing.) -Deleted tweet to correct to: when it thinks it knows who I am, Bing dramatically over-emphasizes result freshness. No login == good results. -@blowdart and I have a 100% success rate crashing these things by generating too many random touch events in one gesture -@blowdart all of them! Well, most of the metro apps I actually use are third party. This time it was a Google music player -@dhicynic yeah I already filed a ticket with IT and you can guess how much of priority it is since all provisioned machines are Win 7 -Oh, this Windows 8 metro app is acting funny. I could control alt delete, or just scribble on the touchscreen until it crashes. -@marczak we seem to have this instinct to propagate interesting experiences. -@focalintent look I've seen our customers' code too but that's just mean... -Why do good hardware companies usually have bad software departments? You'd think it'd be easier to find good programmers -@MalwareJake the more attention I pay to why MS does what it does, the more I see short-term hacks cause long-term pain. -@WarOnPrivacy (though they have super sloppy marketing, so no one knows the difference between Windows 8 and RT) -@WarOnPrivacy You know Windows 8 runs everything Windows 7 runs right? It just also has this gaudy other thing. -@MalwareJake in the case of the VPN client it's clearly Cisco's fault. "Disable driver signing" -@MalwareJake I'm reasonably sure it's Cisco's bug. MS has taken a harder line on not breaking their implementation for others' ease. -It just now occurs to me that *both* Cisco VPN and Cisco corporate WiFi routers do not work with Windows 8. For goodness sake! -That's why humans rock - we are compelled to share things that our brain liked. -I find it fascinating how, when a person encounters something they think is neat or clever, they feel compelled to share it - with anyone. -@djrbliss @matthew_d_green @tomrittervg huh I never knew that either. Makes more sense. -@djrbliss @matthew_d_green @tomrittervg huh I never knew that either. Makes more sense. -So @directv_sales is trying to solicit me for a purchase on twitter without prior contact. Hey geniuses that's spam -@m1sp @WhiteMageSlave http://t.co/uHRxwTPs8f -@vogon it’d be wasted on all the old folk here… -@TomRittervg @djrbliss @matthew_d_green if I had to guess: to save bytes? (I’m assuming md4 has at least a slightly simpler implementation) -The difficulty I’m having pronouncing words right now makes me sound dumb. Which shows that sounding dumb != being dumb. (Hold your snark) -@jinkee it’s actually my tooth! My toof. -Ha, the DDoS against Westboro is not being prosecuted…! But neither is the one against Bethesda :’( -@thegrugq it’s April, so surely at least some colleges are having their spring break right now. They stagger to prolong the effect. -I wonder if the lawyers of prenda even realize that @arstechnica has been covering their clown show with increasing glee. -@thegrugq not sure if in US, or judging us based on spring break tourists. -@thegrugq but… but… how did you get a picture of your camera -@i0n1c blocked from following? 😱 But how am I going to keep up with one of the keenest minds on the cutting edge of the industry… -I somehow hurt my mouth on one side. It hurts to clearly enunciate certain letters. So now I have dish affectashion… -@The_Evan @DrPizza obviously bio-evil is objectively worse than crummy games. It just lacks that feeling of kicking a puppy while it’s down! -@stevelord seriously? D: -@The_Evan @DrPizza games like the sims are massively popular with non-nerds, and there’s nothing *personally* spiteful about bio-evil. -@sakjur I don’t think Apple breaks a particular many iPads -@osxreverser I just felt like showing it to you. Hawkeye enjoys being salacious for you. -@stevelord why on earth would you do that when OSX has built in support -@_____C I don’t even remember where I got it, just some stats on teens and phones -EA keeps beating out all the other scumbags in “worst company in America” because it’s uniquely personal: here’s a toy! I broke your toy. -@osxreverser this tag is dedicated to you. http://t.co/RHcZK3dLQ5 -@DrPizza uninstalling and reinstalling did fix it for me… after it was reinstated in the store -I got the VPN working on Windows 8 using Shrew... and I can access stuff in Chrome but not IE! -You know maybe if Cisco VPNs "just worked" on Windows 8 I wouldn't have this problem. "Just disable driver signing enforcement" -Apparently I can share the VPN *or* the general internet connection but not both. -If my Mac is connected to a VPN, and my tablet is internetting over the Mac by Bluetooth, why can't the tablet reach hosts through the VPN -@flyhachi no it always does this. They changed behavior a few weeks ago and if you're a high-volume user it's unmanageable -#UIRage I just had to refresh Twitter's connect tab in the official client 23 times after not using it for one day. That's absurd. -@L0sPengu1n0s look, I know there are cities somewhere in Florida… but it’s a big place, and mostly swamp… -Point and laugh. http://t.co/w88QnMBUYu / @WeTakeYourClass -@HyShai schooling == exposure to more information and ideas (on the whole our schools are bad, but not evenly bad) -Isn’t it amazing how whether being gay is wrong depends on whether you’re in a rural state with less school funding? -@eevee probably, but that wouldn’t bother me as long as their site is legitimate -@jesster_king @hypatiadotca @todoist lots of things have free tiers that don’t come with data disrespect. I’ll complain if I want ;) -@jduck @justdionysus … ie, I doubt there will be a free and open source one worth its weight anytime soon. -@dildog Facebook and Microsoft aren’t enemies; wouldn’t be surprised if they license Skype… -@jduck @justdionysus I’m aware; just saying, these things do exist, but they’re corporate funded… -@comex I’m on an iPad keyboard fail roll today -@comex … this weekend! Do you want a copy of the first hundred-odd pages of my other project p -@jduck @justdionysus I’m on a roll cackling about internal tools. But Dionysus declined my offer to drop everything & work here! -@Furyhunter @Chispshot command and control! -@RSWestmoreland hopefully he won’t consciously remember it but yeah… -@jduck @justdionysus *cackles madly* -@hckhckhck yeah -Aaaaand my iPad now autocorrects cc to C&C -Does anyone know how similar the http://t.co/1FWc4yJFp0 Authenticators are to on-brand RSA tokens on the inside? C&C @cgiffard -@cgiffard I doubt they’d care very much; recovering the seed from hardware isn’t in their threat model, they only care for remote logins -@cgiffard Actually buy some of the world of Warcraft ones, they’re very cheap. Good starting point. -@RSWestmoreland (I think it’s reasonable to let your 4yo walk off with a family friend at a picnic… you don’t expect adults to be so stupid) -@RSWestmoreland … and there’s not really any point in dragging the kid’s parents into the spotlight if they weren’t in the room. -@cgiffard a really good question! I have no idea. My work wouldn’t be too amused if I went through a few dozen. -@RSWestmoreland 4yo not related to the sheriff. It was a picnic at someone’s house. Could be anyone’s kid I guess -@cgiffard Recovering the seed from the token would be big news. They’re designed to wipe themselves if you break the seal. -@cgiffard you start by emailing an attachment to RSA… -@rantyben I don’t always get foreign words off the internet, but when I do, I get them from hateful wicked trolls -@tenfootfangs is this a trick to get my question mark ratio even higher? -@tenfootfangs are we using the Socratic Method? -Are as many of my tweets questions as @abby_ebooks would imply? -@chriseng @abby_ebooks now the question is if whoever scours Twitter for veracode mentions will think I'm off my rocker -@torvos I'm sure that's mentioned at some point, and possibly by a cop because cops are "cool" to 7yos, but it's not a necessity. -@torvos school resource officer is a polite way of saying a cop whose beat is the local schools. Not really a fan... -@torvos ... I know we have a reputation for liking guns, but we don't teach shooting in schools... -@leethax0r one of them was a cop. That’s both reason to have a loaded weapon and reason to have way better common safety sense -You wanna own a gun? Okay sure. First question: are you responsible enough to keep a 4yo from picking up a loaded gun right in front of you -Adults pull out their big-kid bang bang toys to show off. In the same room as a small child. Someone dies. http://t.co/TTYAwEPtYb -@janl well that’s good because the concept sounds interesting but I am so not buying another Mac to serve JavaScript ;) -I’m glad the article on Shodan ( http://t.co/rYA1j07sec) doesn’t paint it as a terr’rist commie hacker thing -@nullwhale apparently you can manually browse to the gold server and use the SSL without gold. They just don’t advertise the fact. -Charging extra for SSL is like charging extra for food that meets health and safety requirements. @BoxHQ also does this I think… -@spacerog that’s more of a movie plot than something they’d ever do in this political climate don’t you think -@leastfixedpoint @zooko … this is the first time I’ve ever seen a web framework that “only runs on OSX.” Like really. -@miniBill thank you for the link, but this happened a while ago and I already laughed at them hahaha :) -@_yossi_ it’s a joke. I’m “twelve”, but I just had a birthday! -@hackerfantastic I didn’t mean to imply it’s totally okay. Just that China is not going to demand your extradition… -@hackerfantastic there are way more malware operations going on in shady countries than there is law enforcement prepared to deal with it… -@TehOhJay I’m not particularly worried about FEMA and USPS :) -Oh hello, three letter agency social media surveillance crews. I haven’t messed with any C&C servers in any country. Since I turned 18. -@TimBiden not me *personally*… -Messing with C&C servers in China is at the top of the list of fun things that are technically crimes that you’ll never get in trouble for -@selenamarie nah. DRM. It’s a real racket. -@apeiros until there was *money* in it, at which point it was taken away… -@apeiros Essentially, the principles of equality have won, but we have decades of mop-up ahead of us to clean millennia of grime! -@apeiros it is, at least, a lot better than it used to be, and getting better; as ever there are always a few who need to be dragged along -@wimremes @andreasdotorg we have really cute internal tools I wish I could show off :( -@andreasdotorg not me personally but it seems @weldpond is every time I turn around -@andreasdotorg it’s very automated. But you get a report of vulns, not the decomp itself, no one external gets those -@fearthecowboy @Future_Garrett @hypatiadotca +1 for actually registering the account first! -@andreasdotorg nah… we really do essentially have “decompiliation as a service” -@andreasdotorg @justdionysus we offer Better Dataflow Analysis Than Yours… In The Cloud -@justdionysus … or you can come work for us and use our toys -@justdionysus I used computer crayons http://t.co/l6DOzKvYIi -@justdionysus dude didn’t you see my chart? Get out some crayons and start coloring registers -@docsmooth @0xcharlie I’m just saying, the original context was teens -@0xcharlie aren’t your kids like, five years old though -@0xcharlie elite haxorz tend not to obsessively stifle their children. I hope. -@cji did your shoes just tweet at me -“70% of teens actively seek to hide their online behavior from their parents.” The other 30% are victims of forced Facebook friending -@Worthless_Bums @Tomi_Tapio you like music, he likes music, it’s meant to be :p -@Packetknife I’m just sitting over here like: I’m an American and what is this 🇺🇸 -@Viss if your huge spike lasts more than four hours, consult with your doctor -If your reaction to a foreigner getting pulled over for speeding is “he should be thankful the cops didn’t <ridiculous overreaction>”… -@alongland @i0n1c I would not wish a confrontation with American cops on anyone :( -“Artistry in every sip” I may be the kind of person who buys Starbucks, but this marketing needs to tone it down a notch -@apeiros @whitequark 'twas in fact the very man who presumes to claim he is my husband ! -@jesster_king it's still noodles and rice but like, different recipes. Tastes healthier -The Thai food stand made fun of me for changing up my usual order... so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious -@chriseng nope! DH is screwed. -@m1sp that would be a twist ending... -@Unwitnessed I'm married to T; his best friend is G; T just called me G->Wife -Guess who just called me by his best friend's wife's name, in front of his best friend -@hypatiadotca in the car, I just now realize I suddenly departed -@unixronin she doesn’t have one lol -@maradydd I can’t stand him but I support his human right to share his writings so I wouldn’t “blame” you. -@ra6bit meta-irony is what I will be remembered for -@unixronin that’s not how twitter works… -Which is more dignified: to text my mother “stop reading my twitter” or just not answer -@blowdart good, because it was tongue-in-cheek -Two datapoints: Ida Pro and (Grace) Hopper.app. That's a trend: disassemblers are ladies. -[pdf] @malwarelu's take on APT1 analysis http://t.co/VQc8pe6pDi -@ebcube no, an alias for "google it FOR ME and insert the url FOR ME" -.@ebcube notice whether I criticize being barbaric or civilized depends totally on whichever lets me be lazier -@ebcube or I could just automate it like a civilized person! -@JastrzebskiJ yes, like so -Needed: for my browser to detect me typing, eg, !xkcd:theoneaboutstandardsproliferation and fill in the URL as appropriate -@mof18202 yup. -"An email was automatically moved to junk folder. I'm going to tell you this but not provide a button to see the specific email." #UIrage -@Sektor9 they sound *exactly the same.* -I found a gif of me on tumblr http://t.co/tyucdfByo1 -@zooko just saying, the internet isn’t as full of stupid, ignorant people as it first appears. Many participants are still in beta. -Dear newscaster: you say: “we’ve lost a great Briton” I hear: you lost an entire island and change. How did you manage that -@thegrugq I’m thirteen now! -@m1sp and it certainly does not sound unmistakably feminine to my ears! -@m1sp “Margaret” is a name that has almost vanished from America. They’re probably 11yos who have never heard the word. -Internet discussions strip most of the context of who is participating, which is both amazing and confusing. -Super awesome android boot loader hacking by @djrbliss http://t.co/Ae6IplGLPn -@rubbsdecvik I’m just saying, if you get into an argument with an 11yo and are baffled by how “stupid” they are, you’re being foolish ;) -@blowdart 13. -@ereslibre not that they’re usually eleven but that they usually COULD be eleven; they’re well-mixed and often inconspicuous. -@rubbsdecvik there’s a big difference between correcting an 11yo and treating them like a particularly ignorant 30yo. -Anytime you’re upset with someone on the internet, stop and ask yourself: could this person be eleven years old? The answer is usually yes. -Now to brace for the wave of old people angry that eleven-year-olds on the internet haven’t heard of a famous old person who passed away. -@rantyben *backs away slowly* -@JoelEsler @iseezeroday … I feel like putting this on the internet isn’t fair to this kid in the long term… -@The1TrueSean @codeferret_ ask him 8) -Artificial shadows in user interfaces are fine... as long as they don't lead to some sort of non-Euclidean nightmare #UIRage ! -This PDF reader shows a thicker shadow on the bottom edge of the page, implying each lies on a lower plane yet appears the same size #UIRage -@m1sp :D :D :D->-< -"I may be selling my soul to DnD" "As long as it's not 4.0" -Whoa, I hadn't seen New Housemate in about two years, and he... grew into his facial features I guess? -@rubbingalcohol @matthew_d_green it's been fixed I guess. A javascript injection vector. -@locks just making fun of megatokyo :) -@flyhachi THEY CALL ME... HEIR OF THE MAYFLOWER -@flyhachi then you were born about 0 miles from where my dad was born probably :p -@joshrossi because coins can be permanently lost and there's a finite amount; I'm not an economist though. -@joshrossi I think I wish I had generated some when it was really easy, but long term it will fall apart -@K_DAN_Jr thank you, trying to catch up after neglecting developing my abilities for a while... -@locks #sadgirlinthunderstorm -@ra6bit or milk and eggs gathered in a humane way -#sketch this is probably the best thing I have ever drawn... in pen, because I ran out of pencils http://t.co/fH5dDC1r2f -@elwoz sure, I guess, if you swear not to leak or that villainess shall claim your soul with a giggle. -@elwoz yup... more than half done, finally... -@Abablabab http://t.co/MKUjr1a2pn -@Raxphiel redheads or sword-wielding maniacs? -@m1sp also if you get on chat I will share some really creepy Plot with you -@m1sp I ended up incorporating it as a gag into the script. -@Tomi_Tapio I do a lot of sketches with more dynamic stuff, but I never have the patience to make them polished. http://t.co/NnULRWTa8F -I bet him and New Housemate pulled over and are having cuddles! Manly straight cuddles -He left Virginia ten hours ago and I haven’t heard a peep since… not answering his phone… I know it’s on, he can’t get anywhere without GPS! -@elwoz (she is a Dastardly Villain in my novel) -@elwoz well what kind of girl goes out without her sword -@codinghorror I have like a 30% on a link I posted last night, I suspect you have a very high ratio of dead account followers. -I can art! I can draw cute redheaded freckled girls http://t.co/oBGzCbeS0w -I can art! I can draw cute redheaded freckled girls http://t.co/oBGzCbeS0w -@m1sp I just accidentally drew some lovely feminine geographic features on young!Rashk because I drew him too pretty -@eqe their god invented refrigeration specifically so banning things due to ease of food poisoning was no longer necessary ! -@tapbot_paul noscript, I guess... -@RSWestmoreland oh, um. I find it kind of odd everyone else is casually suggesting I not wear clothes in front of a man I'm not atrracted to -What about zooplankton? They're animals... (I don't actually dislike vegans, just definition trolling) -@bmirvine everything that's ever been exposed to air can contain insect parts! -@KrakensDen honestly I don't know but all soil kind of has decomposed animal matter in it somewhere don't you think! -@homologygroup without having triggered it myself, it appears to be getting malicious javascript onto the oauth page. -Apparently figs aren't vegan to some because they tend to contain insect parts. Pretty sure at that point nothing can ever be vegan -@tapbot_paul (where "just worked" == it auto-propels you through oauth and adds the app) -@tapbot_paul I'm not sure, but one of my followers reported that, with javascript on, they went to the site and it just worked -@thequux ... you're CFG-sexual? -@TinyPirate @Tomi_Tapio I generally don't play online games that only have (clearly) male avatars; I get misgendered enough with *this* av! -Twitter has deleted the tweets known to contain the malicious link, but is the underlying vuln fixed yet? /cc @mikko -@RSWestmoreland there's a third signature line on the paperwork waiting for him -@sakjur yeah; start with 32-bit. -@Voulnet check @mikko's feed. -@snrson well, he's a straight male, so....., -The long-promised housemate is arriving today. Dangit, I have to start wearing pants in my own house like some kind of civilized person -@inversephase I’m not sure what else you could have possibly expected! -I’m going to commit a minor sin and timezone-repost my color coded disasm data flow chart because I think it’s cute http://t.co/l6DOzKvYIi -How internet fighting works ;) http://t.co/VHow16f9qd -@davidjayharris I would definitely avoid ones that are double-wrapped in shorteners so you can’t see where they really go -@NoMoreCloset @panther_modern they can add an arbitrary app to your account and start tweeting as you. -@panther_modern I RT’d some things of @mikko -@miaubiz no it’s not -@nullwhale also anyone can reimplement the exploit on a new domain -@nullwhale I’m pretty sure it didn’t start out with that. -Apparently it *is* true, there’s an exploit for sending you through Twitter’s oauth automatically, and it still works, be paranoid. -@nullwhale oh, well, obviously noscript doesn’t count. -@snare I hesitate to even ask what prompted that remark -@nullwhale implying your first tweet was mistaken? -@mirell start with 32-bit for sure and honestly at this point I don’t even remember how I got started -I just woke up. There’s an actual twitter worm? As in you click the link and it just adds the app? -@TinyPirate @Tomi_Tapio — then I saw female avatars but by that time I just had kind of a slightly icky feeling about the community -@TinyPirate @Tomi_Tapio first time I saw Day Z I decided not to play bc it appeared there was only male avatars (1/2) -@oh_rodr I assume you mean weev who I blocked something like a year ago. But you know he mails his tweets to a friend right? -@mirell it’s largely a matter of knowing how to write assembly first. Then write some C and look at the disassembly. -@sakjur at EntryPoint!…. Or is that not what you’re asking -@jesster_king lol I think you might have missed the dripping sarcasm :p -Why does this site default to birthyear 1995? Children shouldn't -- -- -- -- oh my gods -@geekable I knew what that was without even hovering the URL... -@therulerofchina (in general, KJV is an outright irresponsible translation, including politically motivated decisions) -@therulerofchina that's a translation quirk. -@edropple actually you can see their definition of India here on this map, waaaay on the edge :) http://t.co/7T5OV6NaN8 -@edropple (granted their definition of India probably does not match the modern boundary) -@edropple it is mentioned explicitly in the first sentence as the far boundary of the Persian empire. -Another little-known fact is that India is mentioned in the Bible - in the book of Esther. Geographically speaking it's pretty inclusive -It's said there are no "white" people in the Bible but that's actually not true. Aside from the Greeks and Romans, the Galatians are Celtic. -@tylerbindon I suspect it's more of a covering thing if someone gets sick after undercooking it. -This microwave chicken pie box wants me to check with a thermometer for 163 degrees throughout. Chicken pie, you're just not that special -@McGrewSecurity I enjoy scribbling on things in general but the graph doesn't have enough annotations (ie it doesn't show the format string) -@DarkestKale I'm just sick and tired of being told I should take everything with a sweet smile because no-one likes an assertive woman \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/test/keywords.rb b/test/keywords.rb deleted file mode 100644 index ebb9f68..0000000 --- a/test/keywords.rb +++ /dev/null @@ -1,18 +0,0 @@ -#!/usr/bin/env ruby -# encoding: utf-8 - -require 'twitter_ebooks' -require 'minitest/autorun' -require 'benchmark' - -module Ebooks - class TestKeywords < Minitest::Test - corpus = NLP.normalize(File.read(ARGV[0])) - puts "Finding and ranking keywords" - puts Benchmark.measure { - NLP.keywords(corpus).top(50).each do |keyword| - puts "#{keyword.text} #{keyword.weight}" - end - } - end -end diff --git a/test/tokenize.rb b/test/tokenize.rb deleted file mode 100644 index a63250a..0000000 --- a/test/tokenize.rb +++ /dev/null @@ -1,18 +0,0 @@ -#!/usr/bin/env ruby -# encoding: utf-8 - -require 'twitter_ebooks' -require 'minitest/autorun' - -module Ebooks - class TestTokenize < Minitest::Test - corpus = NLP.normalize(File.read(TEST_CORPUS_PATH)) - sents = NLP.sentences(corpus).sample(10) - - NLP.sentences(corpus).sample(10).each do |sent| - p sent - p NLP.tokenize(sent) - puts - end - end -end