commit e87dc5862b80388d82bcb70b79301789b4dba770 Author: Mispy <^_^@mispy.me> Date: Fri Nov 8 06:02:05 2013 +1100 Github time! diff --git a/.gitignore b/.gitignore new file mode 100644 index 0000000..cf08465 --- /dev/null +++ b/.gitignore @@ -0,0 +1,2 @@ +.*.swp +pkg diff --git a/Gemfile b/Gemfile new file mode 100644 index 0000000..5665fff --- /dev/null +++ b/Gemfile @@ -0,0 +1,4 @@ +source 'https://rubygems.org' + +# Specify your gem's dependencies in libtcod.gemspec +gemspec diff --git a/Gemfile.lock b/Gemfile.lock new file mode 100644 index 0000000..99a4fc6 --- /dev/null +++ b/Gemfile.lock @@ -0,0 +1,78 @@ +PATH + remote: . + specs: + twitter_ebooks (2.0.3) + bloomfilter-rb + engtagger + fast-stemmer + gingerice + highscore + htmlentities + minitest + rufus-scheduler + tweetstream + twitter + +GEM + remote: https://rubygems.org/ + specs: + addressable (2.3.5) + atomic (1.1.14) + awesome_print (1.2.0) + bloomfilter-rb (2.1.1) + redis + cookiejar (0.3.0) + daemons (1.1.9) + em-http-request (1.0.3) + addressable (>= 2.2.3) + cookiejar + em-socksify + eventmachine (>= 1.0.0.beta.4) + http_parser.rb (>= 0.5.3) + em-socksify (0.3.0) + eventmachine (>= 1.0.0.beta.4) + em-twitter (0.2.2) + eventmachine (~> 1.0) + http_parser.rb (~> 0.5) + simple_oauth (~> 0.1) + engtagger (0.1.2) + eventmachine (1.0.3) + faraday (0.8.8) + multipart-post (~> 1.2.0) + fast-stemmer (1.0.2) + gingerice (1.2.1) + addressable + awesome_print + highscore (1.1.0) + whatlanguage (>= 1.0.0) + htmlentities (4.3.1) + http_parser.rb (0.5.3) + minitest (5.0.8) + multi_json (1.8.2) + multipart-post (1.2.0) + redis (3.0.5) + rufus-scheduler (3.0.2) + tzinfo + simple_oauth (0.2.0) + thread_safe (0.1.3) + atomic + tweetstream (2.5.0) + daemons (~> 1.1) + em-http-request (~> 1.0.2) + em-twitter (~> 0.2) + twitter (~> 4.5) + yajl-ruby (~> 1.1) + twitter (4.8.1) + faraday (~> 0.8, < 0.10) + multi_json (~> 1.0) + simple_oauth (~> 0.2) + tzinfo (1.1.0) + thread_safe (~> 0.1) + whatlanguage (1.0.5) + yajl-ruby (1.1.0) + +PLATFORMS + ruby + +DEPENDENCIES + twitter_ebooks! diff --git a/LICENSE b/LICENSE new file mode 100644 index 0000000..136cb1e --- /dev/null +++ b/LICENSE @@ -0,0 +1,22 @@ +Copyright (c) 2013 Jaiden Mispy + +MIT License + +Permission is hereby granted, free of charge, to any person obtaining +a copy of this software and associated documentation files (the +"Software"), to deal in the Software without restriction, including +without limitation the rights to use, copy, modify, merge, publish, +distribute, sublicense, and/or sell copies of the Software, and to +permit persons to whom the Software is furnished to do so, subject to +the following conditions: + +The above copyright notice and this permission notice shall be +included in all copies or substantial portions of the Software. + +THE SOFTWARE IS PROVIDED "AS IS", WITHOUT WARRANTY OF ANY KIND, +EXPRESS OR IMPLIED, INCLUDING BUT NOT LIMITED TO THE WARRANTIES OF +MERCHANTABILITY, FITNESS FOR A PARTICULAR PURPOSE AND +NONINFRINGEMENT. IN NO EVENT SHALL THE AUTHORS OR COPYRIGHT HOLDERS BE +LIABLE FOR ANY CLAIM, DAMAGES OR OTHER LIABILITY, WHETHER IN AN ACTION +OF CONTRACT, TORT OR OTHERWISE, ARISING FROM, OUT OF OR IN CONNECTION +WITH THE SOFTWARE OR THE USE OR OTHER DEALINGS IN THE SOFTWARE. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/NOTES.md b/NOTES.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000..d6a50b3 --- /dev/null +++ b/NOTES.md @@ -0,0 +1,4 @@ +- Files in text/ are preprocessed by `rake consume` and serialized +- e.g. text/foo.tweets becomes consumed/foo.corpus +- `rake consume` looks at hashes to know which it needs to update +- Preprocessed corpus files are loaded at runtime by Corpus.load('foo') diff --git a/README.md b/README.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000..6f6485a --- /dev/null +++ b/README.md @@ -0,0 +1,9 @@ +# twitter\_ebooks 2.0.7 + +Complete rewrite of twitter\_ebooks. Allows context-sensitive responsive bots via the Twitter streaming API, along with higher-quality ngram modeling. Still needs a bit of cleaning and documenting. + +## Installation + +```bash +gem install twitter_ebooks +``` diff --git a/Rakefile b/Rakefile new file mode 100644 index 0000000..e4f19e6 --- /dev/null +++ b/Rakefile @@ -0,0 +1,2 @@ +#!/usr/bin/env rake +require "bundler/gem_tasks" diff --git a/bin/ebooks b/bin/ebooks new file mode 100755 index 0000000..a65d635 --- /dev/null +++ b/bin/ebooks @@ -0,0 +1,100 @@ +#!/usr/bin/env ruby + +require 'twitter_ebooks' + +module Ebooks + APP_PATH = Dir.pwd # XXX do some recursive thing instead + + def self.new(target) + usage = "Usage: ebooks new " + + if target.nil? + log usage + exit + end + + target = "./#{reponame}" + + if File.exists?(target) + log "#{target} already exists. Please remove if you want to recreate." + exit + end + + FileUtils.cp_r(SKELETON_PATH, target) + + File.open(File.join(target, 'bots.rb'), 'w') do |f| + template = File.read(File.join(SKELETON_PATH, 'bots.rb')) + f.write(template.gsub("{{BOT_NAME}}", reponame)) + end + + log "New twitter_ebooks app created at #{target}" + end + + def self.consume(pathes) + pathes.each do |path| + filename = File.basename(path) + shortname = filename.split('.')[0..-2].join('.') + hash = Digest::MD5.hexdigest(File.read(path)) + + log "Consuming text corpus: #{filename}" + outpath = File.join(APP_PATH, 'model', "#{shortname}.model") + Model.consume(path).save(outpath) + log "Corpus consumed" + end + end + + def self.gen(model_path, input) + model = Model.load(model_path) + if input && !input.empty? + puts "@cmd " + model.markov_response(input, 135) + else + puts model.markov_statement + end + end + + def self.score(model_path, input) + model = Model.load(model_path) + model.score_interest(input) + end + + def self.archive(username, outpath) + Archiver.new(username, outpath).fetch_tweets + end + + def self.tweet(modelpath, username) + load File.join(APP_PATH, 'bots.rb') + model = Model.load(modelpath) + statement = model.markov_statement + log "@#{username}: #{statement}" + bot = Bot.get(username) + bot.configure + bot.tweet(statement) + end + + def self.command(args) + usage = """Usage: + ebooks new + ebooks consume [...] + ebooks gen [input] + ebooks score + ebooks archive <@user> + ebooks tweet <@bot> +""" + + if args.length == 0 + log usage + exit + end + + case args[0] + when "new" then new(args[1]) + when "consume" then consume(args[1..-1]) + when "gen" then gen(args[1], args[2..-1].join(' ')) + when "score" then score(args[1], args[2..-1].join(' ')) + when "archive" then archive(args[1], args[2]) + when "tweet" then tweet(args[1], args[2]) + end + end +end + +Ebooks.command(ARGV) diff --git a/data/adjectives.txt b/data/adjectives.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000..f4ff592 --- 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+bit +question +high +today +told +man +actual +year +three +book +assume +life +true +best +wow +video +times +works +fact +completely +totally +imo +open +lol +haha +cool +yep +ooh +great +ugh +tonight +talk +sounds +hahaha +whoa +cool +we're +guys +sweet +fortunately +hmm +aren't +sadly +talking +you'd +place +yup +what's +y'know +basically +god +shit +holy +interesting +news +guy +wait +oooh +gonna +current +let's +tomorrow +omg +hate +hope +fuck +oops +night +wear +wanna +fun +finally +whoops +nevermind +definitely +context +screen +free +exactly +big +house +half +working +play +heard +hmmm +damn +woah +tho +set +idk +sort +understand +kinda +seriously +btw +she's +hah +aww +ffs +it'd +that'd +hopefully +non +entirely +lots +entire +tend +hullo +clearly +surely +weird +start +help +nope diff --git a/lib/twitter_ebooks.rb b/lib/twitter_ebooks.rb new file mode 100644 index 0000000..e994b17 --- /dev/null +++ b/lib/twitter_ebooks.rb @@ -0,0 +1,20 @@ +gem 'minitest' + +def log(*args) + STDERR.puts args.map(&:to_s).join(' ') + STDERR.flush +end + +module Ebooks + GEM_PATH = File.expand_path(File.join(File.dirname(__FILE__), '..')) + DATA_PATH = File.join(GEM_PATH, 'data') + SKELETON_PATH = File.join(GEM_PATH, 'skeleton') + TEST_PATH = File.join(GEM_PATH, 'test') + TEST_CORPUS_PATH = File.join(TEST_PATH, 'corpus/0xabad1dea.tweets') +end + +require 'twitter_ebooks/nlp' +require 'twitter_ebooks/archiver' +require 'twitter_ebooks/markov' +require 'twitter_ebooks/model' +require 'twitter_ebooks/bot' diff --git a/lib/twitter_ebooks/archiver.rb b/lib/twitter_ebooks/archiver.rb new file mode 100644 index 0000000..93387fc --- /dev/null +++ b/lib/twitter_ebooks/archiver.rb @@ -0,0 +1,82 @@ +#!/usr/bin/env ruby +# encoding: utf-8 + +require 'twitter' + +module Ebooks + class Archiver + def initialize(username, outpath) + @username = username + @outpath = outpath + @client = Twitter::Client.new + end + + # Read exiting corpus into memory. + # Return list of tweet lines and the last tweet id. + def read_corpus + lines = [] + since_id = nil + + if File.exists?(@outpath) + lines = File.read(@outpath).split("\n") + if lines[0].start_with?('#') + since_id = lines[0].split('# ').last + end + end + + [lines, since_id] + end + + # Retrieve all available tweets for a given user since the last tweet id + def tweets_since(since_id) + page = 1 + retries = 0 + tweets = [] + max_id = nil + + opts = { + count: 200, + include_rts: false, + trim_user: true + } + + opts[:since_id] = since_id unless since_id.nil? + + loop do + opts[:max_id] = max_id unless max_id.nil? + new = @client.user_timeline(@username, opts) + break if new.length <= 1 + puts "Received #{new.length} tweets" + tweets += new + max_id = new.last.id + break + end + + tweets + end + + def fetch_tweets + lines, since_id = read_corpus + + if since_id.nil? + puts "Retrieving tweets from @#{@username}" + else + puts "Retrieving tweets from @#{@username} since #{since_id}" + end + + tweets = tweets_since(since_id) + + if tweets.length == 0 + puts "No new tweets" + return + end + + new_lines = tweets.map { |tweet| tweet.text.gsub("\n", " ") } + new_since_id = tweets[0].id.to_s + lines = ["# " + new_since_id] + new_lines + lines + corpus = File.open(@outpath, 'w') + corpus.write(lines.join("\n")) + corpus.close + end + end +end diff --git a/lib/twitter_ebooks/bot.rb b/lib/twitter_ebooks/bot.rb new file mode 100644 index 0000000..d7817ce --- /dev/null +++ b/lib/twitter_ebooks/bot.rb @@ -0,0 +1,164 @@ +#!/usr/bin/env ruby +require 'twitter' +require 'tweetstream' +require 'rufus/scheduler' + +module Ebooks + class Bot + attr_accessor :consumer_key, :consumer_secret, + :oauth_token, :oauth_token_secret + + attr_accessor :username + + attr_reader :twitter, :stream + + @@all = [] # List of all defined bots + def self.all; @@all; end + + def self.get(name) + all.find { |bot| bot.username == name } + end + + def initialize(username, &b) + # Set defaults + @username = username + + # Override with callback + b.call(self) + + Bot.all.push(self) + end + + def log(*args) + STDERR.puts "@#{@username}: " + args.map(&:to_s).join(' ') + STDERR.flush + end + + def configure + TweetStream.configure do |config| + config.consumer_key = @consumer_key + config.consumer_secret = @consumer_secret + config.oauth_token = @oauth_token + config.oauth_token_secret = @oauth_token_secret + end + + Twitter.configure do |config| + config.consumer_key = @consumer_key + config.consumer_secret = @consumer_secret + config.oauth_token = @oauth_token + config.oauth_token_secret = @oauth_token_secret + end + + @twitter = Twitter::Client.new + @stream = TweetStream::Client.new + end + + # Connects to tweetstream and opens event handlers for this bot + def start + configure + + @on_startup.call if @on_startup + + @stream.on_error do |msg| + log "ERROR: #{msg}" + end + + @stream.on_inited do + log "Online!" + end + + @stream.on_event(:follow) do |event| + next if event[:source][:screen_name] == @username + log "Followed by #{event[:source][:screen_name]}" + @on_follow.call(event[:source]) + end + + @stream.on_direct_message do |dm| + next if dm[:sender][:screen_name] == @username # Don't reply to self + log "DM from @#{dm[:sender][:screen_name]}: #{dm[:text]}" + @on_message.call(dm) + end + + @stream.userstream do |ev| + next unless ev[:text] # If it's not a text-containing tweet, ignore it + next if ev[:user][:screen_name] == @username # Ignore our own tweets + + meta = {} + mentions = ev.attrs[:entities][:user_mentions].map { |x| x[:screen_name] } + + reply_mentions = mentions.reject { |m| m.downcase == @username.downcase } + reply_mentions = [ev[:user][:screen_name]] + reply_mentions + + meta[:reply_prefix] = reply_mentions.uniq.map { |m| '@'+m }.join(' ') + ' ' + meta[:limit] = 140 - meta[:reply_prefix].length + + mless = ev[:text] + begin + ev.attrs[:entities][:user_mentions].reverse.each do |entity| + mless = mless[0...entity[:indices][0]] + mless[entity[:indices][1]...-1] + end + rescue Exception + p ev.attrs[:entities][:user_mentions] + p ev[:text] + raise + end + meta[:mentionless] = mless + + # To check if this is a mention, ensure: + # - The tweet mentions list contains our username + # - The tweet is not being retweeted by somebody else + # - Or soft-retweeted by somebody else + if mentions.map(&:downcase).include?(@username.downcase) && !ev[:retweeted_status] && !ev[:text].start_with?('RT ') + log "Mention from @#{ev[:user][:screen_name]}: #{ev[:text]}" + @on_mention.call(ev, meta) + else + @on_timeline.call(ev, meta) + end + end + end + + # Wrapper for EM.add_timer + # Delays add a greater sense of humanity to bot behaviour + def delay(time, &b) + time = time.to_a.sample unless time.is_a? Integer + EM.add_timer(time, &b) + end + + # Reply to a tweet or a DM. + # Applies configurable @reply_delay range + def reply(ev, text, opts={}) + opts = opts.clone + delay = @reply_delay.to_a.sample + + if ev.is_a? Twitter::DirectMessage + log "Sending DM to @#{ev[:sender][:screen_name]}: #{text}" + @twitter.direct_message_create(ev[:sender][:screen_name], text, opts) + elsif ev.is_a? Twitter::Tweet + log "Replying to @#{ev[:user][:screen_name]} with: #{text}" + @twitter.update(text, in_reply_to_status_id: ev[:id]) + else + raise Exception("Don't know how to reply to a #{ev.class}") + end + end + + def scheduler + @scheduler ||= Rufus::Scheduler.new + end + + def follow(*args) + log "Following #{args}" + @twitter.follow(*args) + end + + def tweet(*args) + log "Tweeting #{args.inspect}" + @twitter.update(*args) + end + + def on_startup(&b); @on_startup = b; end + def on_follow(&b); @on_follow = b; end + def on_mention(&b); @on_mention = b; end + def on_timeline(&b); @on_timeline = b; end + def on_message(&b); @on_message = b; end + end +end diff --git a/lib/twitter_ebooks/markov.rb b/lib/twitter_ebooks/markov.rb new file mode 100644 index 0000000..3607b62 --- /dev/null +++ b/lib/twitter_ebooks/markov.rb @@ -0,0 +1,81 @@ +module Ebooks + # Special INTERIM token represents sentence boundaries + # This is so we can include start and end of statements in model + # Due to the way the sentence tokenizer works, can correspond + # to multiple actual parts of text (such as ^, $, \n and .?!) + INTERIM = :interim + + # This is an ngram-based Markov model optimized to build from a + # tokenized sentence list without requiring too much transformation + class MarkovModel + def self.build(sentences) + MarkovModel.new.consume(sentences) + end + + def consume(sentences) + # These models are of the form ngram => [[sentence_pos, token_pos] || INTERIM, ...] + # We map by both bigrams and unigrams so we can fall back to the latter in + # cases where an input bigram is unavailable, such as starting a sentence + @sentences = sentences + @unigrams = {} + @bigrams = {} + + sentences.each_with_index do |tokens, i| + last_token = INTERIM + tokens.each_with_index do |token, j| + @unigrams[last_token] ||= [] + @unigrams[last_token] << [i, j] + + @bigrams[last_token] ||= {} + @bigrams[last_token][token] ||= [] + + if j == tokens.length-1 # Mark sentence endings + @unigrams[token] ||= [] + @unigrams[token] << INTERIM + @bigrams[last_token][token] << INTERIM + else + @bigrams[last_token][token] << [i, j+1] + end + + last_token = token + end + end + + self + end + + def find_token(index) + if index == INTERIM + INTERIM + else + @sentences[index[0]][index[1]] + end + end + + def chain(tokens) + if tokens.length == 1 + matches = @unigrams[tokens[0]] + else + matches = @bigrams[tokens[-2]][tokens[-1]] + end + + if matches.empty? + # This should never happen unless a strange token is + # supplied from outside the dataset + raise ArgumentError, "Unable to continue chain for: #{tokens.inspect}" + end + + next_token = find_token(matches.sample) + + if next_token == INTERIM # We chose to end the sentence + return tokens + else + return chain(tokens + [next_token]) + end + end + + def generate + NLP.reconstruct(chain([INTERIM])) + end + end +end diff --git a/lib/twitter_ebooks/model.rb b/lib/twitter_ebooks/model.rb new file mode 100644 index 0000000..4d787b9 --- /dev/null +++ b/lib/twitter_ebooks/model.rb @@ -0,0 +1,120 @@ +#!/usr/bin/env ruby +# encoding: utf-8 + +require 'json' +require 'set' +require 'digest/md5' + +module Ebooks + class Model + attr_accessor :hash, :sentences, :markov, :keywords + + def self.consume(txtpath) + Model.new.consume(txtpath) + end + + def self.load(path) + Marshal.load(File.read(path)) + end + + def consume(txtpath) + # Record hash of source file so we know to update later + @hash = Digest::MD5.hexdigest(File.read(txtpath)) + + text = File.read(txtpath) + log "Removing commented lines and mention tokens" + + lines = text.split("\n") + keeping = [] + lines.each do |l| + next if l.start_with?('#') || l.include?('RT') + processed = l.split.reject { |w| w.include?('@') || w.include?('http') } + keeping << processed.join(' ') + end + text = NLP.normalize(keeping.join("\n")) + + log "Segmenting text into sentences" + + sentences = NLP.sentences(text) + + log "Tokenizing #{sentences.length} sentences" + @sentences = sentences.map { |sent| NLP.tokenize(sent) } + + log "Ranking keywords" + @keywords = NLP.keywords(@sentences) + + self + end + + def save(path) + File.open(path, 'w') do |f| + f.write(Marshal.dump(self)) + end + self + end + + def fix(tweet) + # This seems to require an external api call + #begin + # fixer = NLP.gingerice.parse(tweet) + # log fixer if fixer['corrections'] + # tweet = fixer['result'] + #rescue Exception => e + # log e.message + # log e.backtrace + #end + + NLP.htmlentities.decode tweet + end + + def markov_statement(limit=140, markov=nil) + markov ||= MarkovModel.build(@sentences) + tweet = "" + + while (tweet = markov.generate) do + next if tweet.length > limit + next if NLP.unmatched_enclosers?(tweet) + break if tweet.length > limit*0.4 || rand > 0.8 + end + + fix tweet + end + + # Finds all relevant tokenized sentences to given input by + # comparing non-stopword token overlaps + def relevant_sentences(input) + relevant = [] + slightly_relevant = [] + + tokenized = NLP.tokenize(input) + + @sentences.each do |sent| + tokenized.each do |token| + if sent.include?(token) + relevant << sent unless NLP.stopword?(token) + slightly_relevant << sent + end + end + end + + [relevant, slightly_relevant] + end + + # Generates a response by looking for related sentences + # in the corpus and building a smaller markov model from these + def markov_response(input, limit=140) + # First try + relevant, slightly_relevant = relevant_sentences(input) + + if relevant.length >= 3 + markov = MarkovModel.new.consume(relevant) + markov_statement(limit, markov) + elsif slightly_relevant.length > 5 + markov = MarkovModel.new.consume(slightly_relevant) + markov_statement(limit, markov) + else + markov_statement(limit) + end + end + end +end diff --git a/lib/twitter_ebooks/nlp.rb b/lib/twitter_ebooks/nlp.rb new file mode 100644 index 0000000..bd8804a --- /dev/null +++ b/lib/twitter_ebooks/nlp.rb @@ -0,0 +1,154 @@ +# encoding: utf-8 +require 'fast-stemmer' +require 'highscore' + +module Ebooks + module NLP + # We deliberately limit our punctuation handling to stuff we can do consistently + # It'll just be a part of another token if we don't split it out, and that's fine + PUNCTUATION = ".?!," + + # Lazy-load NLP libraries and resources + # Some of this stuff is pretty heavy and we don't necessarily need + # to be using it all of the time + + def self.stopwords + @stopwords ||= File.read(File.join(DATA_PATH, 'stopwords.txt')).split + end + + def self.nouns + @nouns ||= File.read(File.join(DATA_PATH, 'nouns.txt')).split + end + + def self.adjectives + @adjectives ||= File.read(File.join(DATA_PATH, 'adjectives.txt')).split + end + + # POS tagger + def self.tagger + require 'engtagger' + @tagger ||= EngTagger.new + end + + # Gingerice text correction service + def self.gingerice + require 'gingerice' + Gingerice::Parser.new # No caching for this one + end + + # For decoding html entities + def self.htmlentities + require 'htmlentities' + @htmlentities ||= HTMLEntities.new + end + + ### Utility functions + + # We don't really want to deal with all this weird unicode punctuation + def self.normalize(text) + htmlentities.decode text.gsub('“', '"').gsub('”', '"').gsub('’', "'").gsub('…', '...') + end + + # Split text into sentences + # We use ad hoc approach because fancy libraries do not deal + # especially well with tweet formatting, and we can fake solving + # the quote problem during generation + def self.sentences(text) + text.split(/\n+|(?<=[.?!])\s+/) + end + + # Split a sentence into word-level tokens + # As above, this is ad hoc because tokenization libraries + # do not behave well wrt. things like emoticons and timestamps + def self.tokenize(sentence) + regex = /\s+|(?<=[#{PUNCTUATION}])(?=[a-zA-Z])|(?<=[a-zA-Z])(?=[#{PUNCTUATION}]+)/ + sentence.split(regex) + end + + def self.stem(word) + Stemmer::stem_word(word.downcase) + end + + def self.keywords(sentences) + # Preprocess to remove stopwords (highscore's blacklist is v. slow) + text = sentences.flatten.reject { |t| stopword?(t) }.join(' ') + + text = Highscore::Content.new(text) + + text.configure do + #set :multiplier, 2 + #set :upper_case, 3 + #set :long_words, 2 + #set :long_words_threshold, 15 + #set :vowels, 1 # => default: 0 = not considered + #set :consonants, 5 # => default: 0 = not considered + #set :ignore_case, true # => default: false + set :word_pattern, /(? default: /\w+/ + #set :stemming, true # => default: false + end + + text.keywords + end + + # Takes a list of tokens and builds a nice-looking sentence + def self.reconstruct(tokens) + text = "" + last_token = nil + tokens.each do |token| + next if token == INTERIM + text += ' ' if last_token && space_between?(last_token, token) + text += token + last_token = token + end + text + end + + # Determine if we need to insert a space between two tokens + def self.space_between?(token1, token2) + p1 = self.punctuation?(token1) + p2 = self.punctuation?(token2) + if p1 && p2 # "foo?!" + false + elsif !p1 && p2 # "foo." + false + elsif p1 && !p2 # "foo. rah" + true + else # "foo rah" + true + end + end + + def self.punctuation?(token) + (token.chars.to_set - PUNCTUATION.chars.to_set).empty? + end + + def self.stopword?(token) + @stopword_set ||= stopwords.map(&:downcase).to_set + @stopword_set.include?(token.downcase) + end + + # Determine if a sample of text contains unmatched brackets or quotes + # This is one of the more frequent and noticeable failure modes for + # the markov generator; we can just tell it to retry + def self.unmatched_enclosers?(text) + enclosers = ['**', '""', '()', '[]', '``', "''"] + enclosers.each do |pair| + starter = Regexp.new('(\W|^)' + Regexp.escape(pair[0]) + '\S') + ender = Regexp.new('\S' + Regexp.escape(pair[1]) + '(\W|$)') + + opened = 0 + + tokenize(text).each do |token| + opened += 1 if token.match(starter) + opened -= 1 if token.match(ender) + + return true if opened < 0 # Too many ends! + end + + return true if opened != 0 # Mismatch somewhere. + end + + false + end + end +end diff --git a/lib/twitter_ebooks/version.rb b/lib/twitter_ebooks/version.rb new file mode 100644 index 0000000..c39a21d --- /dev/null +++ b/lib/twitter_ebooks/version.rb @@ -0,0 +1,3 @@ +module Ebooks + VERSION = "2.0.7" +end diff --git a/script/process_anc_data.rb b/script/process_anc_data.rb new file mode 100755 index 0000000..bc1af60 --- /dev/null +++ b/script/process_anc_data.rb @@ -0,0 +1,19 @@ +#!/usr/bin/env ruby +# encoding: utf-8 + +require 'json' + +freqmap = {} + +data = File.read("data/ANC-all-count.txt") +data = data.unpack("C*").pack("U*") + +data.lines.each do |l| + vals = l.split("\t") + + freqmap[vals[0]] = vals[-1].to_i +end + +File.open("data/wordfreq.json", 'w') do |f| + f.write(JSON.dump(freqmap)) +end diff --git a/skeleton/.gitignore b/skeleton/.gitignore new file mode 100644 index 0000000..a1a0c1c --- /dev/null +++ b/skeleton/.gitignore @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +corpus/* diff --git a/skeleton/Procfile b/skeleton/Procfile new file mode 100644 index 0000000..9357bc0 --- /dev/null +++ b/skeleton/Procfile @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +worker: ruby run.rb start diff --git a/skeleton/bots.rb b/skeleton/bots.rb new file mode 100644 index 0000000..b409860 --- /dev/null +++ b/skeleton/bots.rb @@ -0,0 +1,41 @@ +#!/usr/bin/env ruby + +require 'twitter_ebooks' + +# This is an example bot definition with event handlers commented out +# You can define as many of these as you like; they will run simultaneously + +Ebooks::Bot.new("{{BOT_NAME}}") do |bot| + # Consumer details come from registering an app at https://dev.twitter.com/ + # OAuth details can be fetched with https://github.com/marcel/twurl + bot.consumer_key = "" # Your app consumer key + bot.consumer_secret = "" # Your app consumer secret + bot.oauth_token = "" # Token connecting the app to this account + bot.oauth_token_secret = "" # Secret connecting the app to this account + + bot.on_message do |dm| + # Reply to a DM + # bot.reply(dm, "secret secrets") + end + + bot.on_follow do |user| + # Follow a user back + # bot.follow(user[:screen_name]) + end + + bot.on_mention do |tweet, meta| + # Reply to a mention + # bot.reply(tweet, meta[:reply_prefix] + "oh hullo") + end + + bot.on_timeline do |tweet, meta| + # Reply to a tweet in the bot's timeline + # bot.reply(tweet, meta[:reply_prefix] + "nice tweet") + end + + bot.scheduler.every '24h' do + # Tweet something every 24 hours + # See https://github.com/jmettraux/rufus-scheduler + # bot.tweet("hi") + end +end diff --git a/skeleton/run.rb b/skeleton/run.rb new file mode 100755 index 0000000..5b7b308 --- /dev/null +++ b/skeleton/run.rb @@ -0,0 +1,9 @@ +#!/usr/bin/env ruby + +require_relative 'bots' + +EM.run do + Ebooks::Bot.all.each do |bot| + bot.start + end +end diff --git a/test/corpus/0xabad1dea.tweets b/test/corpus/0xabad1dea.tweets new file mode 100644 index 0000000..4e4f318 --- /dev/null +++ b/test/corpus/0xabad1dea.tweets @@ -0,0 +1,14696 @@ +# 382286831561080832 +@Ionustron I tend to be really enamored of the sounds I can make playing two squares together. Then I'm all out of squares. :( +RT @rantyben: People who are NOT absent minded will never know the unbridled joy of opening the fridge and finding breakfast pizza. +Chiptune I made one. https://t.co/QH7oin7RV3 *thud* +@xa329 if they were they'd be a) not up to standards currently enforced b) already crashed. +I may not be the greatest composer to ever walk the earth but never let it be said I don't obsess about square wave timbre +@Xaosopher yep looks like he simply blocked anyone who said anything even the slightest bit critical +@Rosewriter2 isn't... reading books and writing letters... what computers are for? +@sakjur @IsTouchIdHacked there are several methods on the webpage now http://t.co/tzeyMIhJnR +@kll @IsTouchIdHacked @Arturas well, I don't have ten thousand dollars to spare, but $25 is infinitely better than $0 eh? +I did not formally pledge @IsTouchIdHacked but I have sent them a little something in @arturas's honor +@frkbmb @phaz3zero @flyingparchment @trutherbot oh look someone who doesn’t know difference between Freedom of Speech and Being A Jerk +@frkbmb @phaz3zero @trutherbot everyone knows human beings are as biologically and culturally simple as carrots! Easy peasy get it peas. +@glassresistor EVERY DAY IN EVERY GAY +@almightygod @WhosTheWiser what a perfect example of love joy peace patience kindness goodness faithfulness gentleness and self-control +I’m told it’s Bisexual Visibility Day. So… GIRLS ARE PRETTY CUTE SO ARE BOYS EVERYONE IS REALLY I just like nerds in general +Quick! Someone go back in time and tell the Nintendo designers that it is MISSION CRITICAL they fit one more !@#$ square wave in this thing +@mikedoherty_ca yeah his name is @arturas +@Dan2552 the people in charge did say it was not being awarded on the video alone as the video is weak. +@Dan2552 anyone with a well-established reputation for having performed fingerprint hacks in the past and has well-known witnesses yes +@0xcharlie @Arturas no you would still have me I would never make fun of you Dr. Chopshop +@iPlop when they took questions from the press etc. they clearly said: no, no, fake/severed finger will not work, we tested +@iPlop it was marketed as: requires. the. real. finger. +@TehGrumpyDude not really! But it had to be proven. +@PxlPhile talking about someone on twitter without atting their handle. Or in this case, talking about a thing and not linking it +.@skattyadz probably, but don’t say “oh it must be a real live finger to work!” and expect us to not try really hard :) +The community broke the marketing promises of Touch ID on a scale of *hours* and we outed a toxic fraud. Cheers all around +RT @hdmoore: if (security_contest_bounty > 1000.00) { find_any_excuse_not_to_pay(); rewrite_history(); turn_off_cellphones(); exit(poorly)… +@jasonmp85 @bstreiff it was -ALWAYS- about using a 2D fingerprint taken from a smooth surface and @arturas is a media whore fraud +@jasonmp85 @bstreiff um, no, that's never what #istouchidhackedyet was, source: I am kinda you know friends with all these people +Congratulations to Starbug and the CCC. Can we hack it? YES WE CAN +@USP_Talon lol pretty sure that’s just art and it’s intended to work with USB game pads in general +RT @nickdepetrillo: It's official. Starbug of the CCC has been declared the winner of #istouchidhackedyet http://t.co/MniI50BDZ4 Congrats! … +RT @chriseng: He forgot [7] Mercury must be in retrograde, and the blue moon must be visible in the night sky from Apple campus. https://t.… +@spacerog I’m pretty sure that happened as soon as the first waves of the gigabyte download completed. +All the gamers are subtweeting Steam OS so I had to go find the actual link http://t.co/R8UC9V9Bir ooh pretty shiny +RT @gsuberland: BlackBerry is being acquired. No surprise there! http://t.co/YWBpHg8xp3 +@octal @Arturas allegedly involved with occupy chicago or something like that? Allegedly a twit then too. +I notice the comments on his bloggy thing aren't moderated. What a strange choice. +@filcab yes, exactly. +In which @arturas completely backs down AFTER THE FACT of the CCC breakin. What. a. twit. https://t.co/I06G5Pp2gY +@oh_rodr that's pretty solid evidence those few hundred thousand followers are fake eh. No celeb would tweet their number +@bryanbrake @pxlphile I am amused at this avatar<-->name mismatch http://t.co/vdG8ZO1GXI +@bryanbrake allegedly +Successfully unfollowed and blocked by @arturas with one tweet! Is good day. +@oh_rodr @chriseng @Arturas yeah... we all got professional ethics to keep in mind +@mckeay @thegrugq I have not done anything so evil as to deserve that +@xa329 I assure you I am utterly 100% aware of that :) It was kinda my topic of research for several months recently... +@dipidoo yeah, we shielded things, but the cargo cult fear of it remained +@xa329 yeah, and then we fixed it. Go humans! (unironic, for once) +I had a dream that @thegrugq was showing me around Vegas. I'm putting this one down as one of those nightmares where you almost die +@dipidoo if it was actually a problem compared to the hardening airplanes already have, we'd find out from all those crashes :) +It's as rational an explanation as any as to why being bathed in the airport’s electronic interference is okay but that kindle is too much +Me in 20 years: "back in MY day, they made us turn off personal computers on airplanes, for fear they were possessed o' the devil" +RT @ternus: FAA to eliminate turn-off-electronics-on-takeoff-and-landing rule. Unreasonably happy about this. http://t.co/BfhzgaXyLs +@chriseng I mean everything he's done as a whole +Though actually there will probably be a Surface 3 by the time I upgrade Baby Acer, if they keep at this pace. +@chriseng @Arturas @violetblue what an extraordinarily efficient way to annoy as many professional hackers as possible +RT @chriseng: As expected, @Arturas has deleted all of his tweets that were referenced in @violetblue's ZDNet article: http://t.co/9vESix0z… +So if Surface Pro 2 can deliver eight real hours without the external battery I will consider it when my upgrade cycle comes around +RT @focalintent: With attitudes behind a FAQ like this http://t.co/qVGV7GLu84, no surprise women turned down http://t.co/6kiDqsPK5x /via @H… +@jeremiahfelt yes, but I'd shell out for the larger SSD +RT @travisgoodspeed: When I was in high school, we joked about teachers seizing books on PHP as drug paraphernalia. Nowadays I'm not so sur… +I didn't get a Surface Pro 1 because I got an Acer tablet that weighed a little more but actually gives eight hours or more on an i5 +RT @kristenvanschie: CNN correspondent says US "home to world's largest population of Somali Americans". Yes, mate. That's why they're call… +I'm glad I didn't cave to the sale impulse to pick up a a surface rt at $250 last week. And those new colors are actually better. +@m1sp "wow, I don't know anything about Windows. Hey Joe? What's one folder on Windows that ALWAYS exists?" +RT @m1sp: Surely there must be more sensible defaults for those fields, Mercurial. https://t.co/IUrI4odfPJ +If you haven't seen it before, I still think this is the best vocaloid video ever made http://t.co/P0pCyyDtq5 catchy, arty with a full story +@itgrrl @jjarmoc use a password with alpha and you will get the full alpha keyboard complete with fancy unicodes +"I'm not allowed to use lighters anymore" "You ever were?" "It was more of an oversight" "He should know to whitelist instead of blacklist!" +@thegrugq @marshray @nickdepetrillo I would like it on the record that I am extraordinarily delicate but that's just because I'm crazy +@nickdepetrillo aww. Chin up :( +@nrr I think the specific place is called Nara +@nrr actually I'm pretty sure that's in Japan +@a_greenberg we're in Poe's Law territory now +@wookiee but it was *specifically advertised* as being immune to these sorts of attacks - that you need the real finger +@wookiee why not? +RT @nickdepetrillo: The only individuals who will review CCC and Starbug's submission (if they so choose) to http://t.co/MniI50BDZ4 is @Err… +@DrPizza because they haven't been near good wifi for a couple days due to travel </hypothesis> +@QuantumG @vogon that is at least more rational than blaming users for not being programmers or programmers of the correct sort or +@ryan @chronic to be sure, I do not mind using fingerprint as *weak* security. But I do mind using it alone for anything serious +@ryan @chronic keys: by nature completely replaceable. And you don't drop copies of them in a thousand places a day. +RT @vogon: has the argument "it's open source, so you can contribute!" ever been wielded without a subtext of "it's your fault that it's ga… +RT @erdgeist: The hardest part about hacking #touchid was to get our hands on an iPhone +@jjarmoc I can't believe it isn't, it's so obvious +RT @jjarmoc: I really wish touchid+pin were an option. +@Talen_Lee IT'S ONE OF THOSE SLIDING ONES +@kx001 I'm a mix of Scottish and Irish, which people do seem to pronounce as Scotch-Irish around here. +@Talen_Lee not in the closet, he's way out of the closet. +@Talen_Lee nah, it's just that the door in question is in fact what's keeping a character who happens to be bi stuck inside. +@Talen_Lee not the kind that you bar shut, though, or it'd kinda be missing the point. Which is to keep the bisexual chars in the dungeon! +@kx001 I'm... pretty sure it's called scotch as short for Scotch Whiskey because it is Whiskey of Scotch Origin +Encyclopedia Brown would have caught that I described the same door as swinging both in and out in two different chapters. Oops. #editing +. @yoisthisracist I need a ruling on (said to a messy person who might be me): "Are you sure you're Scotch-Irish and not Slobbic?" +# 381925308061855744 +@talldarknweirdo the point being that we leave clear 2D fingerprints on accessible objects fairly often. +@talldarknweirdo he is my friend. We've talked about this. He has repeatedly used terms like "such as a beer mug." +@talldarknweirdo that never was part of the requirements. Just that the source material was 2D, not 3D. +@Maclark89 and, as crypto, is a vector of last resort :) the whole bet was originally based on taking a 2D print, the "easy" vector. +@Maclark89 ummmmmm..... no. Definitely, absolutely not. That doesn't even really make sense in the context of a fingerprint scanner. +@Maclark89 it doesn't matter! If the CCC claim is legitimate, then the sensor is hacked according to specification. +@Maclark89 um, well, the *whole point* is that it was specifically marketed to only work for *the real, fleshly finger.* +http://t.co/tzeyMIhJnR woo go ccc +@redsoxunixgeek I've bought iPad 1, 3 and 4 and none of them did. +@chvest all I did was google "next Apple event" and that's the word on the street. +Apple logic: iMac comes with free cleaning cloth. iPad doesn't. +@rgbkrk except you don't really "pick up" an ebook... marketing/charts are really important here. +@DIFion I'm guessing so. +Hacker Typer for history majors http://t.co/X6zYQRks1A +@rgbkrk yeah but, you get one shot at a first impression. +@Xaosopher I'm abusing a coworker who has turned down beer in favor of unspecified future favors. Ominous. +@Xaosopher well, let's assume I know I'll literally never be 100% satisfied and we have to cut the tail somewhere :( +@chriseng hey b-b-boss... you'll read it, right? :'( +It looks like Apple's next event is Tuesday the 15th so maybe I should aim for Tuesday the 8th? Will I be satisfied with editing in 2 weeks? +So far 3/4 of you have said Tuesday so there must be something to this +@pusscat is there a Science(tm) behind this or did you roll 1d7? +I feel like I should pick a date in a few weeks' time and commit to it... what's a good day of the week to launch an ebook?! +@bbfreak HOWEVER - don't get the 64GB model - I cheaped out - and now all my games are on external USB :p +@bbfreak and Morrowind on all the highest settings, which doesn't give it pause. +@bbfreak it's fine for "typical" games ie Not Skyrim. I've played Torchlight 2, Guild Wars 2 on modest settings, Eve Online, etc. +@fuzzmz @mikko they probably went on a takedown rampage already because it hit the tech news. +@m1sp what purposes are that +@drraid I think it'd qualify. I think what doesn't qualify is sticking the victim's finger into a 3D modeler +RT @mikko: Take your guess: Which one of these would you download if you're looking for BlackBerry BBM for Android? http://t.co/cGL8dGI7rS +@kivikakk I never got being opposed to the word "cisgender" in particular. Like how is it offensive or weird to describe the "default" +@Packetknife @barkybree if you mean the different splinters of Christianity, haha no, they waste a lot of resources on infighting. +@Packetknife they're being asked to get along with everyone else just like everyone else has to get along with them. My tears, they flow. +@Talen_Lee one of the boys is pretty tsundere! That's right, a tsundere *boy* +RT @lozzd: Etsy has a new HTTP response code "439 Request Not Handmade", for if we suspect you're a robot scraping/abusing us. Artisanal re… +@int_SiPlus_void but my mind is not made up what to do about the L's +@int_SiPlus_void except the only other repeating letters... don't? >.> +@vRobM yes it looked kind of silly the other way +@NireBryce in my name? okay +it's 2am let's typeset stuff http://t.co/RFsj56jZmc +@bhelyer nope starving is part of the authentic experience +Yessss my artist sent me the inks for my commissioned artwork of my own favorite character, I am most pleased +@ZadowSapherelis replied! +@m1sp hmm hmm. http://t.co/78u7qplLAl +RT @TweetsofOld: In 100 years, insect screens will be unnecessary. Mosquitoes, flies and roaches will have been exterminated. NY1900 +@ZadowSapherelis yep! +@thegrugq @nickdepetrillo n-n-no Your mom is probably a crime boss or something I bet +@bascule @matthew_d_green @SquareEng I may be thinking of some other brand of crypto stick then +@bascule @matthew_d_green dunno. Aren't those things out of stock all the time ? +@bascule @matthew_d_green somehow I don't suspect google authenticator would go over too well with my employer + our customers +@thegrugq @nickdepetrillo don't make me hate you, you are totally my favorite creepy old man +@thegrugq I guess to be fair to @nickdepetrillo I have to hate you too +@m1sp high school AU where Diadem Correl is Tsovinar's senpai +"For the purposes of this magic system, light is not a wave." Takin' stances on the hard problems. +@pettybooshwah @chronic you mean like @nickdepetrillo +RT @chronic: enrolled my nose in Touch ID. it works flawlessly. +@nickdepetrillo @thegrugq awkwardly covering up to the mutual followers I see! +@nickdepetrillo what kind of girl do you take me for http://t.co/bG13skoZmZ +@nickdepetrillo @thegrugq I hate you +@The1TrueSean oh also that pic is kinda spoilery! Oh well it becomes obvious fairly quickly. +@The1TrueSean it turns out Barsamin's entire wardrobe is green. I swear, he's a closet Slytherin +I drew an angry boy this time. He's angry because he found out green doesn't coordinate with lightning magic http://t.co/zpfDEL6LMT +RT @xor: Amazing "Marriott hotel carpet" cosplay and a ridiculous cease-&-desist from carper designer: http://t.co/kJVFm2pfYf http://t.co/n… +@Talen_Lee I'm not. +# 381561194722906113 +@eevee zomg you hacked my corporate email +@The1TrueSean and I would read the back covers and so as a 10yo I was convinced Martha's Vineyard especially was murder city +@The1TrueSean it was several different ones, mostly women I think. He would get them at the local library +@m1sk1t hmm this is a good one +@The1TrueSean and the result is that every millionaire vacationing under a secret identity gets murdered after taking a local lover ! +@The1TrueSean oh they are all set in modern times. But there are a lot of authors who live there, and as a result, they set novels there +@The1TrueSean based on my grandfather's endless supply of novels, Cape Cod and Martha's Vineyard are good places to get murdered +RT @deluxvivens: So the forensic dye used to document bruises, injuries after an assault? Dont always work on dark skinned women. http://t.… +RT @sergeybratus: @tqbf Automated repetition is very common on the web; even guessing is. We need a theory that wouldn't condemn them. +@tqbf @ErrataRob @sergeybratus ie I absolutely did not do anything to get my vanity domain for my irc shell listed but it is +@tqbf @ErrataRob @sergeybratus you CAN take steps, but they tend to just show up anyway +@The1TrueSean I was honestly assuming it was Cape Cod +RT @steveklabnik: http://t.co/OBxHPScXPG -> control-f 'Bsafe' :cry: +@ErrataRob @nickdepetrillo ewwww +@ExpBelieve @vogon are these all from the same book or something? Do want +@WhiteMageSlave did you lose any sunglasses +@killerswan @lindseybieda @wilkieii and I like that about twitter, but twitter is not the only application on the internet +RT @lindseybieda: @0xabad1dea So, myself and @wilkieii worked on http://t.co/1rGlFgfYdn to try and represent the complexity of gender. +@pusscat yep +Pretty strange that I feel "*definitely* female" but in a slightly different cultural context I would be considered way too masculine +@eevee heheh well I blocked them so if you fight about it, you're gonna sound like a crazy person if you leave me on the cc ;) +A major flaw in human experience is to assume that "your" experience or the "common" experience is "the" experience +Two different people wrote in to let me know that experiencing gender as other than strict m/f is "laughable." Only two is progress I guess +@TouchMyMalware the next boat to Prejudiced Twit Town leaves at 6pm. You can make it if you hurry. Blocked +@PWTerpstra @Jennimason0990 @varka lol fun fact I can pronounce those dang g's and ch's... if I speak in a whisper. But not at full volume. +@bobpoekert ridiculous sideburns? it's legit +.@Jennimason0990 yes. Dutch people are dragons. This is why their language has sounds no mortal human can pronounce +Wiki gem of the day: Japanese depiction of Dutch people, 1708 http://t.co/WuYpbdumFr +Twitter's lack of context for suggestions is sometimes tragic and sometimes, well, hahaha (cc @thegrugq ) http://t.co/j8lTIYtJl6 +It's 4:13 PM. I am just now having my morning coffee. I'm not sure what happened or where I went so wrong +@nickdepetrillo no. Someone else tweeted it earlier. I’m guessing either @osxreverser or @miaubiz +@flipzagging redditors did some math and one explanation is tenths of a second since dawn of year 2000 - overflows 32 bits +It is the crankiest of crank publications but science bloggers keep falling for it like they have no ability to google +Public service announcement: if you ever see “science news” which cites the Journal of Cosmology, slap the writer and burn the blog down +A moment of silence for a victim of integer overflow http://t.co/IIykIu6hYR +@skynetbnet @GeekGurlPhD okay time to block you for arbitrary prejudice against the reported experience of others goodbye +@skynetbnet @GeekGurlPhD this is the second time in a few days you’ve randomly said something rude, is there a particular reason? +@halvarflake no, it’s okay, I know it is the truth, and the truth hurts :p +@halvarflake ouch :( +RT @GeekGurlPhD: Are you a queer, bi, trans, asexual, pan or gender fluid video gamer? Your input is needed for a new book project http://t… +Got deep into a detailed reply to someone on reddit only to realize they misunderstood the definition of a virtual machine *backspace* +@chunter16 the pin situation has changed 0%. The change is there’s a faster shortcut if you have the right finger. +@chunter16 never, because it will fall back to pin +#IsTouchIDHackedYet no but you can START with a gelatin finger, which is promising. http://t.co/To6PHSX95E +@chriseng “it is highly unlikely that Wikileaks would trust an untrustworthy 19yo” uh, about that… +@m1sp we are not an em— :( +RT @nickdepetrillo: The only authoritative sources for http://t.co/6Sr6c7RwBC are myself and @ErrataRob. +RT @8bitpimp: Family values - Nintendo Style https://t.co/6Rcrpde16p +RT @dotMudge: Rhyme of the day: look real close and you will see that these three fruits have identities http://t.co/lWsytKg4AB +RT @dotMudge: Having fun lifting prints, cutting dies, and authenticating 'rind-prints'. My colleagues are brilliant :) http://t.co/n4UCsw4… +@i0n1c I don’t think so, one doesn’t upgrade from an iPhone 5 to a 5c, one gets a 5c for their teenager's birthday. +RT @ciphergoth: "sudo make me a sandwich" as I most often experience it http://t.co/7BFTs9kHQd +@Myriachan the book is already finished! I'm just editing it. +RT @chriseng: The amount of text dedicated solely to villanizing and exaggerating the sophistication of modifying a User-Agent is incredibl… +@thegrugq is that hashtag a compliment or a condemnation +@Ruzvay heh, thanks ^_^ +@Ruzvay Wow, sure, no "creative imagination" because I was influenced by something, which all creative people are? :\ +@iPlop @FiftyThree their dang loupe makes me nauseous in the name of forced skeu. Pinch to zoom is where it's at +@iPlop nope, wacom's ipad app +.@Ruzvay no, my own character, though my perception of what magic looks like is pretty obviously influenced by Avatar. +If you like “Angry women with magic and weapons: the sketches” you’ll love “Angry women with magic and weapons: the book” +RT @ErrataRob: @csoghoian I like the reasoning that since AT&T didn't offer a bounty, that it's illegal to point out their flaws +RT @csoghoian: Gov in weev appeal to chilled security researchers: Take your bug bounty money and quit your whining. (p64) http://t.co/BcTK… +I tried very hard http://t.co/c8srfcSk9O +@dangoodin001 @martijn_grooten only a bet that the NSA’s insider info won’t ever leak. Maybe it won’t! +RT @arw: Want to know (a little bit) more about the iPhone 5s Touch ID? See http://t.co/1BaKe08rWo +@m1sp he is! He revels in it +@dangoodin001 I consider there being n >= 1 adversaries who can crack it to be “a weakness”, maybe they do not… +# 381202400729522177 +@m1sp my husband finally got to the part where Solornel pushes Tsovinar off and he thought it was hee-lar-ious so I think I'm on track :p +@eevee in any case, I break clients too often as it is ;) +@eevee and that's what I get for casually tweeting without tearing the html open :D +@eevee so like I never figured out: is that SUPPOSED to be alien heads or does OSX/iOS miss some glyphs +RT @jjarmoc: This, right here, is the best thing to come of #istouchidhackedyet so far. http://t.co/1lXFgq1kQ3 +@johanjortso I’m just gonna go ahead and predict: no. +linux.jpg http://t.co/XQXNpfo7dM +@USP_Talon so I just realized your avatar is a space ship and not a satanic porcelain doll with dark hair. I'm disappointed :p +@mbhbox they are the best; do not question me!!!! +I just swooned for OSX's Australian Male text-to-speech voice. BRB listening to my reading queue as read by a fake Australian +And let me tell you I have *been* around that biology education block. +I have no words strong enough for how toxic teaching individual religions as equal to observed scientific reality is http://t.co/T8KjXqLh5P +Editin' my novel, editin' my novel, having existential crises over the placement of commas, I'm editin' my novel. +When the sun is in my eye and I squint, I always see the shape of a butterfly in the sunburst. That doesn't make me otherkin, does it? +@tangenteroja @4Dgifts all its flaws aside, I am at least reasonable sure POSIX compliance is not literally a spy agency conspiracy. +@dakami and we need measurements to determine if we're talking a nice, comfortable fuzzy or six-foot strands of killer hair +@geekable http://t.co/tUtdihgqie +@tangenteroja @4Dgifts maybe that would be a reasonable cop out if you know it wasn’t already determined to be an NSA backdoor +RT @redenz: TouchID. Used a combination of 4 fingers from 2 different people to set up a single fingerprint. All 4 seem to work just fine. +RT @redenz: @reaperhulk @c7five Also created a print using my thumb and index finger combined into a single "fingerprint".Either finger unl… +RT @eevee: i keep being briefly confused about why neal stephenson has a kickstarter to work on a c compiler +@tangenteroja @4Dgifts the issue isn’t that it was *supported*. It was going to be supported. It’s that it’s the *default* for WEIRD reasons +@feralchimp @thegrugq yeah I guess what I’m getting at is there should have been more public shaming of RSA. I’m all about the shaming :) +RT @zooko: We just made reviewing patches even *more* fun—imagine the patch author has a gun to his head: https://t.co/tfj1TYgmi8 +RT @travisgoodspeed: I for one believe RSA's latest announcement that @unicorn_threat is behind the recent #BSafe bugs. +@thegrugq oh I don’t think that. I just wonder if we could've maybe gotten this in particular fixed years ago if things had gone differently +@eevee yes :( +.@thegrugq everyone qualified to notice that the default algo was one under serious suspicion +However I kinda wonder if we collectively screwed up in not really noticing this and making it a Big Deal sooner (2/2) +I see no rational basis on which RSA can justify keeping it as the DEFAULT after the research published in 2006/2007 (1/2) +@vogon it’s slow, and there are multiple papers attacking it as flawed, so let’s keep it as the default +@eevee I see you don’t work for a Christian book store (for some reason this is the default example for unreasonable bosses) +So RSA’s defense is actually that they used the slowest algo as the default because elliptic curves were a hot trend. Brilliant +@dinodaizovi aww +@eevee yes, some people are just convinced they’ll get fired if their boss finds out they say things on the internet +@tangenteroja @4Dgifts and the very NIST standard which defines it defines several others; no rational reason it’s the default. +I totally and utterly believe you http://t.co/9TBEr5wtnp +@Paucis__Verbis @michaelossmann @marshray I didn’t even know there was such a thing actually +RT @ShuttleCDRKelly: In one night, at least 23 people were shot in Chicago, incl. a 3 year old. This is not the America we strive for. http… +RT @matthew_d_green: New blog: RSA warns developers not to use RSA products. With annotated quotes by Sam Curry, CTO! http://t.co/PfB5kMNPOr +@michaelossmann @marshray I’m interested. But in that place I was ten years ago wrt hacking: not feeling very informed. +RT @innismir: This is silly, but it's a great example of knowing bad actor's TTP and exploiting weaknesses and applies to CND -- http://t.… +RT @thegrugq: @0xabad1dea it isn't even real money. It's a pledge, completely valueless +How to be a social media jerk: see small-scale community funding, blow it out of the water with corporate $$$ solely to get media attention +RT @kaepora: I need to go on Etsy & sell framed prints of this actual quote by RSA’s CTO: “Dual_EC_DRBG was an accepted, publicly scrutiniz… +@vogon no you’re reading it in the wrong tense. Once upon a time, it used to x. +@mbhbox it’s kind of the “root is root” problem though: if you have this access you can probably just access the plaintext directly +RT @strcpy: EVERYONE, http://t.co/xoC3VdJMIU NOW OPERATIONAL, JUST TYPE YOUR DOMAIN INTO THE BOX, EVERYTHING ELSE IS DONE FOR YOU! +@mbhbox “worms” in the technical sense generally don’t happen anymore. But you can compromise a host’s entropy if you’re running locally yes +But really when I get clear and consistent results like this who can blame me http://t.co/4nsOp5Hb0U +I think @pusscat is silently judging me for being a *static* analysis researcher who doesn't get my hands dirty with debuggers +@pusscat no, I am not saying that at all! I don't like gdb either. And have occasion to use it only a little more often. +@pusscat seriously though this is the first time in a rather long time I have tried to muck around with a running process on Windows +@pusscat :( then what have I been doing all these years +@pusscat a Macintosh? +This is the first time I've tried to use WinDBG in several years, and now I remember why. +RT @mcclure111: So http://t.co/ScdpuT8Vjc is doing Typewriter Art Week. 70s ascii art http://t.co/ohLYKhQfKR http://t.co/o1B23z4hFA http:/… +@dangoodin001 aww, so I’m not getting a new one for free then +RT @dangoodin001: The statement came from an RSA spokesman after I asked if Dual_EC_DRBG was used to generate the cryptographic seeds for S… +RT @dangoodin001: Dual_EC_DRBG is "contained nowhere in RSA SecurID or the RSA Authentication Manager software; it uses a different FiPS-co… +RT @twittersecurity: Getting a new phone? Remember to disable login verification on your old phone so you don't get locked out. Then enable… +@matthew_d_green @mattblaze @jjarmoc @nickm_tor @NemoPublius this should work http://t.co/tCx4D97PU0 +Dear GCHQ: I have been to Belgium there is nothing there worth stealing except candy bars +@mattblaze @matthew_d_green @jjarmoc @nickm_tor @NemoPublius a Former RSA Employee was vehemently defending that quote on Ars +You can’t seriously tell me there is anyone on earth who considers Belgium some kind of threat. http://t.co/esajPlW8ar (<3 you Belgians) +@solak unable to make request, please try again later. +@ra I am the only one strong enough for this terrible burden +RT @vogon: @0xabad1dea (except when it does) +RT @vogon: @0xabad1dea remember the mnemonic: syswow64 doesn't contain 64-bit DLLs and system32 doesn't contain 32-bit DLLs +@pawel_lasek You are indeed presuming a lot :) The client refuses to post a tweet which contains within it the tilde character. +Thanks Windows and your system32/no the other system32 nonsense. I enjoy not being able to find files I know exist from a file dialogue +@xorbyte hmm, true... +@innismir @billpollock and our schools seem specifically engineered to stomp that out like a dropped cigarette +@landley pretty sure this is entirely on some team at Twitter +@anathem Twitter for Windows 8 decided it doesn't like tildes and I couldn't get tweets to go through. +@innismir @billpollock I've seen kids of all ages make dramatic recoveries, it's not 100% decided beforehand. +@adamauckland so guess who just discovered Twitter for Windows 8 chokes on tildes +@anathem I may have sent a tweet to you when I meant to the other person starting with "a" I am interacting with XD +Holy pants. Twitter for Windows 8 cannot post a tweet with a tilde in it +@anathem I am trying to tweet at you and Twitter for Windows 8 is flipping out. This is a test without the special chars. Going through? +I have managed to use computers for twenty years without ever figuring out what "scroll lock" was supposed to do, actually. +*reads debugger documentation* "Press Ctrl+Break to..." *looks down at keyboard* Hrrrm. +So I figured out my audio problem - it actually wasn't Windows 8's fault this time - just Steam randomly deciding it was quiet time. +RT @SecurityHumor: Fool disclosure: That guy in the office next to you who exclaims "Whoops, looks like I clicked a malicious link again!" +@gcluley @OhThisBloodyPC excuse me? +RT @JohnHedge: Apple KB article for Control Center, kudos to whomever made the screenshot http://t.co/FxSYcmYz1a cc @dinodaizovi +@tmanning @thegrugq @chriseng @0xcharlie @WeldPond converting potential drama to kinetic drama +@chriseng @thegrugq @0xcharlie @WeldPond it’s their *handle* that counts +@thegrugq One of my followers doesn’t know what subtweeting is, let’s snicker behind his back about it and hope he doesn’t notice +You know, most of the people on #IsTouchIDHackedYet are infosec professionals w/ real names/jobs listed. They’re not all gonna flake out. +@thegrugq @chriseng @0xcharlie @WeldPond yes. He’s the one who used to blog for sophos. Shall I drag him onto the cc or are we subtweeting? +@Tomi_Tapio and what does that saying mean +@0xcharlie how dare they quote @WeldPond and @chriseng but not me (who didn’t pledge anything) +RT @newsycombinator: I Am An Object Of Internet Ridicule, Ask Me Anything http://t.co/v7JpBvATSK +RT @i0n1c: Stupid me! I always forget that there is a good and a bad kind of espionage. The bad one is that that is targetted at Americans. +@froztbyte it might be fine for ten or twenty seconds then, spike. +@froztbyte typing and mousing is one of the most timing sensitive things you can possibly do with a computer. +RT @billpollock: The problem with American educatIon is not too little homework. It's that we're not teaching kids to think. http://t.co/gN… +@froztbyte the problem is that iPad can’t be a Bluetooth device to others, so the soft keyboard is over tcp — ie latency :( +@froztbyte oh, well, the top one is in its stand, the bottom one is just lying there, I didn’t rig up a physical binding. +@bSr43 @adamcaudill it’s certcli.dll in system32 and its exported functions are decoding weirdly. +@froztbyte yes +@thegrugq @bernarpa however I did spend about half my life in rural Virginia and I concede that is where hicks are born. +@thegrugq @bernarpa the Netherlands! +@RealPosixNinja @grsecurity what is it with me and fake accounts? It must be the zero, I am the first in auto suggest. +RT @_cypherpunks_: Here's the NSA story by @USAToday's @bradheath: http://t.co/iE4WTy7DvX that the Justice Dept did not want published: htt… +@thegrugq do not question my impeccable taste in wording do you wanna take this outside old ma*falls asleep at table* +I should make a program to set as the postmortem debugger on Windows which will play a funeral song for the deceased +@hackerfantastic oooooold +Tired of commenters who “knew” about the backdoor since 2007. No you didn’t, you heard about speculation it might be backdoored. +@Talen_Lee I think one can love “the Lovecraft mythos” as interpreted by modern culture separate from the actual books +@matthew_d_green in my head it’s called Dual Rainbows +@Myriachan my name kinda became linked with it because I did some blogs with it back when it was pretty new +@Myriachan it is good little one-person operation. You use. Yes. +@jesster_king no. Second person is always "you" (and its forms: thou, ye, etc) +@futarist yerp +@Talen_Lee @m1sp oh no oh no you're gonna trigger a transhumanist tweet cascade duck and cover +@Talen_Lee @m1sp hmm stealing this line for my novel thx +@m1sp you're not making me feel any better! +@adamcaudill @bSr43 in any case, the disasm must be wrong, because it is utter nonsense. +@JeffCurless #TalkLikeAPirateDay +@dancapper except there's no rational pattern there. It's not 8.3 in caps / otherwise not in caps. +My disassembler crashed looking for the certificate generation code! CONSPIRACY. http://t.co/9CH2TCtr6Q +@Kufat I probably mean the other way around from what I just said. +@Kufat there are also uncapitalized basenames and capitalized extensions which is just completely off the wall +Windows, I wish I could see what it is in your little brain that makes random capitalization seem normal. http://t.co/sz5g1VPUY1 +@The1TrueSean @codeferret_ he doesn't. But I've never done NDS. And I told him to go get a different one and I don't know which he got. +@matthew_d_green so far this stuff is not calling bcrypt directly but stuff declared in wincrypt.h +@matthew_d_green yep been there. And no, I gotta know for sure! +I was nerd sniped to go reverse something and so far 95% of the effort has been reading Windows system headers +@matthew_d_green which is nominally documented here http://t.co/nYKtaUeM7n +@matthew_d_green started with certobj.dll based on the name. It instantiates a context of the default provider (null) of type PROV_RSA_FULL +@pingudownunder oh, so that's what happened to your username... +@The1TrueSean gee I wonder why you asked. Don't use desmume it's buggy wrt the rom. Ask @codeferret_ what he was using +@matthew_d_green btw the core crypto DLLs definitely *support* it but I haven't found the implementation yet +Windows 8 has decided that now when my music player app isn't in focus it should definitely cut the volume by 90% #UIRage +@DrPizza @matthew_d_green @wil oh so you can. Well look at me I'm a Unix User o'er here +@matthew_d_green @wil k I'm gonna see if the relevant DLLs are on my Windows 8 machine but I wouldn't be surprised if they aren't +@matthew_d_green if I can find the binaries we can look for relevant constants etc. +RT @matthew_d_green: I'm going to rephrase previous Tweet. Let me know if you happen to find out what PRNG Microsoft IIS uses for key gener… +RT @thegrugq: @matthew_d_green @0xabad1dea remind me not to get on your bad side... Or backdoor my customers critical security products for… +@matthew_d_green @thegrugq I’d assume the problem would not be rooted in the technical people +@matthew_d_green @thegrugq btw their offices are across the street from ours if you want to come have a protest party +@thegrugq I think that’s just business. After all they could reseed all of them in the same general fashion +@DrPizza I do not consent +RT @pranesh_prakash: @chort0 @matthew_d_green @0xabad1dea 4 years, 2 months, 9 days after the compromise: https://t.co/FnGUSXdQhf +# 380840440930791424 +@kludgebox @thegrugq @matthew_d_green yeah so about that... +I forgave the “lost all our seeds” incident but if rumors of RSA knowingly sabotaging stuff are true lemme tell you we have a problem +RT @thegrugq: @matthew_d_green @0xabad1dea and can you imagine how much NSA laughed when China had to actually hack RSA to get access? +@matthew_d_green … then I’ll need this thing replaced agaaaaiiiin? +RT @matthew_d_green: Oh hell, if RSA generated all their master SecurID seeds with Dual_EC_DRBG............ +@nelhage @matthew_d_green I’m pretty sure I bet like one dollar +@sigwo and from camera roll you can access sharing functionality which is how I tweeted whatever I wanted. +@sigwo make sure the camera is active by opening it from the lock screen first. Then go to it and you can access camera roll +@demize95 they’re cosplaying +@sigwo that would be an impressive feat of psychic power +@sigwo @oncee https://t.co/5Oc1def3s4 +RT @ErrataRob: What we are experiencing is a product recall notifying customers that the NSA backdoored their product http://t.co/H8aMHSF456 +@sigwo @oncee yeah um no that is definitely not what happened +@attritionorg @andybochman hahaha! Am I doing it right +B-b-b-buuuurn 🔥 “@nzaghen: @0xabad1dea it might be the same they use to audit the alarm on daylight savings change” (and New Year's, ofc) +@thezeist yeah. Thank goodness. +@borcef they’ve had lock screen bypasses after pretty much every release tbh +@thegrugq I am sure every businessperson with an iPhone would appreciate their suggestion for improving cellular radio efficiency +So I guess my question to Apple (which will go unanswered) is what techniques they are using to audit the lock screen's state machije +I guess I should consider how to write featureful lock screens without bypasses to be an open research topic for improvement +@wimremes what did we do +@chriseng oh it did. But not by several thousand people. +@JbMokuZ the wallpaper? It is fan art. Search pokemon on konachan +RT @osxreverser: Can we please get a feature in browsers where history has the damn short urls resolved? #kthxbay +@chriseng @c7five I mitigated this so hard +A first world problem deserves a first world solution. http://t.co/coQptQcMUZ +I thought y'all were offended by the photo I just posted but it turns out Twitter is enjoying silently failing today +@phillips321 how what? Do you mean my next tweet? http://t.co/x1pJMWB4uJ +@ra6bit it doesn’t seem to be doing anything particular for me that way +.@ra6bit oh Siri at the lock screen is absolutely turned off. She is a traitorous fiend +@c7five I’m more concerned about the tweeting and the mailing +@judsontwit I just did it how it felt straightforward to me, tap click click +I can’t get it working on my 4S. Not sure if I’m just not nailing the timing. +@redsoxunixgeek now consider that my twitter account is my most precious possession… oh pretty sure you can email and stuff too. +Yep that totally worked. http://t.co/x1pJMWB4uJ +If you can see this post, then I have successfully bypassed lock screen on my iPad to tweet w/o the PIN. http://t.co/rmmgNRB5ZF +@Packetknife no, that is not common. Perhaps a few particularly outgoing sorts would encourage it but not generally… +@metareflection maybe they're a secret time traveler from the 1970s when that made perfect sense +@tomkrall hmm honestly at this point I have no idea. +Off to murder redditor who said it’s okay to batch pending emails on a scale of minutes because the spec doesn’t mandate immediate sending +@savagejen I’mhaving ahard time of it with the ios7 keyboard can you tell +@savagejen no actually I cant +Yep I can still reliably segfault Chrome for iOS simply by letting my thumb unintentionally swipe off the left side of the screen +@ELLIOTTCABLE offhandedly, it shouldn’t, but I’d have to dig in to be totally sure +Hahaha, it kills me two ways to see a commenter call the author of an article “he” and the author replies in third person to say “she” +Random SDR snooping on restaurant pagers by @windyoona http://t.co/wLt1CJ7lmt +I bet the iPhone fingerprint reader is pretty well-engineered and tested. Now who wants to bet on the imitations coming in six months? :) +@hellNbak_ because iPhone sets the new normal. +Context: snapchat “@kivikakk: Their web form lets you reset a password to a longer length than the app lets you enter. :\” +@kivikakk pro +RT @MarkKriegsman: Linux performance-tuning checklist: http://t.co/C5UZHhti9K (OSX version: http://t.co/IFhRfto0Cu ) +@jack_daniel you cannot convince me that’s a fruit. +@m1sp huggle! I overslept and had scary dreams +@mndell @dakami I’m only special in that it’s my job to worry about this on behalf of the users +RT @radian: Your weekly reminder that integer promotions in C are the worst thing: http://t.co/W4VeZZ1TAI +@mndell @dakami so if one said “the collision rate is similar to guess rate for PIN so good enough” that is not good enough for me :) +@mndell @dakami I meant PIN. It absolutely should strive to be better than PIN in every measurable dimension. +@mndell @dakami hmm... settling for equivalent to insufficient strength... look up WEP :) +@sethr there is absolutely no excuse for this utter failure +@sethr what is your secret because the desktop is stubbornly not acting particularly touch aware +Looking at my App Store update tab, every UX designer in the world has used iOS7 as their golden opportunity to demand budget and time +MS failed so hard at integrating touch and the desktop in Windows 8. No pinch to zoom. No auto keyboard popup/pop down +@vogon @blowdart in typical Windows fashion I can easily find the settings for remote assistance but not how to actually start one hahaha +@vogon @blowdart the "server" is my tablet +@vogon @blowdart psst all I actually care about is remote desktop :( do you have a cheatcode for that? +@blowdart okay and that entaaaiiiiiils.......... +Am I crazy or is there literally no product description for what this upgrade does to Windows 8 http://t.co/6JIlXYy8XQ +RT @rantyben: CURRENT SOUNDTRACK: RAGE AGAINST THE JAVA VIRTUAL MACHINE +I think the one thing holding me back from declaring go the one true language is an excess of capital letters +@jeremiahfelt @eevee ps there is nothing anonymous about my twitter identity :p you could even pinpoint my house if you really try +@jeremiahfelt @eevee and what are you trying to say about me huh +@eevee my capacity for twitter is pretty much infinite. I am a complete different person in front of a large audience than in private. +@limako and I’m a professional security auditor, my throne of skulls of programmers is enough for me ;) +Subtweet: in case anyone didn’t know: I have Really Bad Social Anxiety and if you try to coax me to socially engage I’ll just freak out more +RT @ErrataRob: Is Touch ID Hacked Yet? http://t.co/vrBY2fAX17 +@limako okay, now show that the glue which is more or less identical to python and ruby's has magical properties outweighing the problems :) +@chriseng @thegrugq @_wirepair it’s true, I enjoy suffering. +@OSVDB since it was patched at some point I’m guessing it’s already disclosed in some fashion +RT @matthew_d_green: New blog: The Many Flaws of Dual_EC_DRBG. http://t.co/2U3kctu0He +@m1sk1t @kivikakk what’s different about this bot? +Yep found a boneheaded bug in PHP3. Sadly it's not still there in PHP5. They learned to strndup() instead of strcpy()... +@cadrpear that's okay, I doubt the original designer was wiser the first two times around :) +@limako I'm afraid I fall 100% into the camp of http://t.co/GHsl4VRgjz . +RT @matt_merkle: @0xabad1dea I know you didn't ask, but you shall receive anyway: http://t.co/SlcNNgdXIu All the way back to 1.0. I'm sorry… +@iirelu php 3.0.18 functions/image.c +/* skip over a variable-length block; assumes proper length marker */ Yep PHP3 already killed me I'm dead I'll miss you +@Kim_Bruning it might only be triggerable by larger context. +@spangborn sorry if I sound grumpy I am angry that the way I knew how to pause simply disappeared for no reason. +@spangborn Um, no, because telling me that a panel exists in the platonic real of existence does not tell me how to get to it. +PHP's release archive goes back to 3.0.18 in the year 2000. Oh well, I suspect looking at the actual PHP 1.0 source would literally kill me +@spangborn that's good to know, but my question was how :) +@spangborn I don't see a button called Control Center. I suspect you mean the "swipe up from bottom" others suggested. +# 380478167544119296 +Dangers of automated translation: No, I don't think PostNL and UPS are the same thing, Google, even if they both bring mail. +@mtheoryx so there is simply something particular to the exact combination that produces brown food dye which is disagreeable +@mtheoryx I eat wheat every day, and my dairy problems upset my stomach, not inflame my ears +@mtheoryx here is one kind http://t.co/QXIoY8izhW +@mtheoryx lol you know I never said it was chocolate I said it was brown dye +@mtheoryx like... brown dye. +@mtheoryx I don't see how being allergic to coca cola, pepsi, root beer, and all knockoffs could have anything to do with dairy. +@mtheoryx coffee, sorts of dark bread that aren't totally fakey, actual pure chocolate ie the expensive kind +@_JosephGrace is that not what I got when I double tapped home ? +@mtheoryx oh I am lactose intolerant but that's pretty much complete curable with pills. +@mtheoryx ie this bottled Starbucks stuff is brown as heck but it’s just actual coffee and milk +@kivikakk well that seems dramatic +@invalidname click the what +RT @aeleruil: @0xabad1dea swipe up from bottom +@mtheoryx yes, ones that are completely 100% naturally brown with no dyes +Yes hello how do I #%^* pause my music on iOS 7 because double tapping home doesn’t bring up that bar any more +@mtheoryx nah haven’t tried. I’m also randomly allergic to medicines so I’m pretty hesitant to try new ones. +“Why does my local mall have its own Wikipedia page” *click* “was the setting for the movie Mall Cop” … huh. +@vogon so the end result is that I like white chocolate, even the cheap stuff, more than nice chocolate because I don’t have a bad assoc +@mtheoryx well this will intrigue you: the exact reaction is that my ear canals inflame. Happens to my mother too. +@vogon it is a good excuse to buy expensive European chocolate, but the association has built up in my head to expect a reaction lol +@vogon basically: anything with cheap chocolate. All cola. Many breads, cereals, etc. They add brown dye to counterbalance fillers +@mtheoryx my life improved dramatically when I figured out the pattern and avoided mass-produced food that is a nice even brown. +@thegrugq @quine @0xcharlie all I know is that my theology teacher told us about this song and that it was from the devil. +@mtheoryx or I could not make myself miserable because it’s already happened enough hundreds of times +@mtheoryx I didn’t say it did! It’s to make it LOOK like chocolate. +@mtheoryx cola, chocolate candy, some brown breads, but not very pure stuff that is naturally brown like coffee. +@mtheoryx I don’t know! My family determined the common factor in everything I was allergic to was being brown, often artificially so. +@mtheoryx in actual (cheap) chocolate bars, to counterbalance the filler. In flavored foods, to make it more obviously chocolate flavored. +@mtheoryx pure chocolate obviously has no dye but how often does one actually have pure chocolate +@mtheoryx brown food dye in foods that contain chocolate flavor. +@mtheoryx you may have read my tweet backwards…v +@mtheoryx I’m allergic to brown food dye. It features in a very large percentage of chocolate flavored things. +@frkbmb @vogon roll the dice and find out what kind of chocolate is in Mass Produced Food Product X, eh? :) +@frkbmb @vogon no, I’m allergic to brown food dye, which most chocolate has to make it look “right” +I continue to be astounded at the number of people prejudiced against white chocolate. The fact that I’m never allergic to it kinda factors. +@frkbmb @vogon yeah and as a bonus I don’t have to wonder if I’m allergic to it +@mtheoryx well it’s a BRIBE what do you think I mean uh +@vogon you know I’m allergic to the color brown right No literally not joking +@matthew_d_green @r3d4ct3d I am probably using a choosier set of “anyone” than you :( +I would never accept a bribe to implement shaky crypto. By the way, I always get a white chocolate mocha at Starbucks. Hot, with whip. +@r3d4ct3d @matthew_d_green no, because it was actually suspected all along +@matthew_d_green @r3d4ct3d you underestimate how much I like white chocolate mocha +@dakami well, I was thinking hundreds trying hundreds of phones, if it’s against one phone I would want thousands. +@matthew_d_green one Starbucks gift card +@tapbot_paul I bet it’s the pulse. You’ve probably seen that video that’s shot to show up the guy's pulse under his skin +@dakami ie if hundreds of people try each other’s phones and come up with zero collisions, that’s a good sign it’s working as intended +@tapbot_paul perhaps if you stick your finger in ice water? Or is it looking for the pulse? +@dakami measure, measure, measure. It’s a black box to empirically verify. +@tapbot_paul perhaps I should say and their four best friends if we’re assuming five tries before lockdown +@objclxt those scanners are foolable with a flat image though, they’re not directly relatable. +@tapbot_paul what are the odds that the thief and their ten best friends might have a collision with my fingerprint? +@tapbot_paul for the actual testing I’m assuming a sacrificial lamb phone. But from a security point of view, if my phone were stolen, +@demize95 that’s the thing, I won’t be satisfied without some empirical third party measurements +Seriously though, I want to know if I could hand my phone off to ten thousand strangers and realistically expect zero fingerprint collisions +Idea: fingerprint party. Everyone tries to unlock everyone else’s phones to see if there are any collisions. 👍🎉📱 +@spacerog completely nontechnical magazine editors != idiots +@spacerog more that they don’t know the technical differences and how to spot them, I think. +Hmm, I enjoy the mental exercise of looking up a foreign word in that language's own dictionary. +@nickdepetrillo heh, that I don’t believe! I’d believe that an actual high budget spy agency could do it if they REALLY wanted, but no less. +RT @dragosr: P.S. Hexagon is the architecture name for Qualcomm's baseband chips, currently in 86% of handsets. +RT @dragosr: PacSec 2013 Presentation: Dr. Ralf-Philipp Weinmann - Mobile Phone Baseband Exploitation in 2013: Hexagon challenges +@nickdepetrillo I’m just trying to live the gray hat dream here and measure in new kitchens +RT @rudyrichter: if you want to get rid of the parallax effect on iOS 7: Accessibility Settings -> Reduce Motion; for the blur, Increase Co… +@spacerog I’m not even joking. +@spacerog Apple don’t ship all those downloads straight out of Cupertino, they hire CDNs and we are simply exceeding the internet capacity. +@MattGrimley doubtful, I suspect the server is just totally down. +.@nickdepetrillo you call that a payout, Uncle Scrooge? +RT @nickdepetrillo: I will pay the first person who successfully lifts a print off the iPhone 5s screen, reproduces it and unlocks the phon… +@mbhbox nope you’re many hours off :) +@tangenteroja no it’s a perfectly cromulent word in Dutch. Here is the translation! http://t.co/Kr7oVCrCYe +@tangenteroja it also means melted metal and stuff so like whatever +@tangenteroja I can’t help that literally every nonsense sound in English means something sexual if you try hard enough. +@tangenteroja eh wot I swear on me mum I don’t know +@aeleruil it is when your unchangeable OS icons all directly clash with one another +@ra6bit I did not see this remark before what I just tweeted +*picks up iPad, walks away, glances down* oh no no no my icons are sliding off the screen they’re gonna fall off ahh +@codinghorror so far it decided that my timezone is definitely Cupertino +RT @ternus: Coworker comment on delivering the iOS update: “The Internet is pretty full right now.” +@renpytom @HanakoGames woohoo! +@filcab is it the bubbles? I bet it’s the bubbles. +Darn! iOS 7 didn’t upgrade my camera hardware. I thought it was supposed to be “magical” http://t.co/GxyTsCTSk0 +@nickdepetrillo and then didn’t post it to twitter like good NDA signers +RT @GoogleFacts: 28% of IT Professionals hide their career from family or friends out of fear of being asked to provide free tech support. +@ReturnFalse sometimes it’s Greek instead :) +@ReturnFalse you just haven’t noticed that this happens every few months when I have time on my hands. +The good news: Safari benchmarks (iPad 4, fresh reboot) dramatically improved iOS6 —> iOS7. Sunspider: 841ms to 653ms. +@MarkGStacey No, I left it a long time ago. +@axqfrk The clock app is right. The OS is wrong. +WTF. It's 3:30. The iPad says 12:30 across the top and 3:30 in the clock app. +@amanicdroid because Americans never did figure out the difference between Deutsch and Nederlands +Augh I can’t type. It’s not registering pressing the space bar. Like I will press right where I always have and it’s like nope +@amanicdroid uh… so… you know they speak German right? +@FredericJacobs een beetje. +It is also a really great way to ensure that no one else asks to use my computers ever +Yes my iPad is in Dutch. It’s a handy way to keep the language in my mind. AAN DE SLAG! +Success. Now switching from complaining about downloads failing to complaining about icons. http://t.co/T7P7EmZSVj +@claymill @grp are you freaking serious +Oh oh the screen is black! Knowing my luck it's about to brick. +@hemantmehta I guess I should have figured a school with cool math teachers would be a lot more first world than mine :p +For the love of marshmallows it actually downloaded the entire update and then failed to install it for no stated reason +@themarkcaudill Dollar styli from Amazon. +@hemantmehta … your school has a wifi network? +I uninstalled those Windows 8 apps I didn't want and they appeared under Updates in the app store. No. Bad. #UIRage +@StrThry Windows 8? Bit of a broad category. Good direction, needs work. +My Windows 8 tablet is very picky about styli. The handwriting will work with one but not the other from the same box. +@apiary @frkbmb I can’t believe it’s been more than a year and they haven’t fixed this yet +@0xdeadbabe these are dollar styli off Amazon. I grab them by the pack because their capacitance varies a bit between specimens +@Dan2552 I have a pressure sensitive stylus but I need a new tip for it. These are dollar styli +Happiness is a new capacitive stylus with its rubber tip all springy and smooth. Oh yeah. It glides so well +@Support cheer up @aeleruil +@DrPizza I dare you to post that screenshot as the entire review. +@XTreeki I can’t even make fun of you based on your phone preference because I checked your client string and what +@DrPizza be strong +RT @attritionorg: Brazilian hackers confuse Nasa with NSA in revenge attack - http://t.co/72rYjTTfdd #derp (ref: http://t.co/DQsNQVyR0H) +RT @partytimeHXLNT: I'm working on a paper about "indie game dev[eloper]" discourse, but in the meantime, a GIF. http://t.co/5IKL9Hr164 +@hackedy heuristics, I assume. Which would explain occasional sightings of spellcheck suddenly changing its mind. +@locks iPhone does it too, but only when you switch language keyboards at the bottom. It will tag word by word for spellcheck. +So I just realized OSX is dynamically figuring out what language I am typing in per-textbox and switching the spellcheck. Huh. +@SimonZerafa ik heb alleen "Het Woordenboek van Vos en Haas" http://t.co/5catGRAlaZ :p +Of course I'm reading the release notes instead. Whoa hey we're getting a Dutch dictionary? Awesome! I could use that. +This is quite possibly the first time I have ever applied an Apple update the first day it's o--MOTHER OF PEANUT BUTTER THE DOWNLOAD FAILED +@kebesays @Kufat we just established they are cylons, so, do what comes obvious +According to the iPad, iOS7 is available! According to iTunes on the Mac it is plugged into, it is *definitely not.* Okay, OTA it is! +RT @Kufat: PSA: 1024 bytes = 1 KB. If someone says it's "1 KiB," they are a Cylon, replicant, or shapeshifter, and must be destroyed forthw… +It’s the 18th! I want to recklessly apply updates! Where is it? I bet the Apple download servers are racist against Bostonians +@raudelmil @gsuberland hmm, unfamiliar with how precedent works in American court systems? +Lol sorry tweet deleted: it was a screenshot of a third-party calculator which looks almost exactly like the built in one. +@gsuberland hallelujah +RT @gsuberland: US court rules that Facebook likes are protected speech. http://t.co/tRygdlucgD +@nickdepetrillo @0xcharlie @nudehaberdasher I came into contact w him and I seem fine. But if he gets Dr. Miller killed he’s on the bad list +@pwpslade I haven’t tried gqrx on Linux actually. Are you using a distro package, a different package, or building from scratch? +RT @arstechnica: Researchers can slip an undetectable trojan into Intel’s Ivy Bridge CPUS http://t.co/rchRI7HMQq by @dangoodin001 +RT @nickm_tor: "I'm done cleaning! There's nothing on the floor but carpet! [And the carpet is covered with junk.]" #IfKidsLiedLikeTheIntel… +@0xcharlie DO IT LIKE THEY DO ON THE DISCOVERY CHANNEL. +@kivikakk ey wot’s wrong with American accents mate +There’s no such thing as a govt that’s really good about keeping its hand out of cookie jars on a scale of decades. http://t.co/DZETXVsKXw +RT @snipeyhead: X-Men/Avengers writer OWNS comics fan after sexist remark http://t.co/JF78IzSqi3 - bwahah! +RT @41414141: "@windyoona: I'd say my receiver looks pretty innocent as well. http://t.co/wa3vhGyOg0" <- cutest TETRA device ever :) Congra… +RT @fabsh: Terry Pratchett is winning. Again. http://t.co/vW0jDLWXmJ +@pwpslade I mostly use OSX! My Linux test machine runs Mint. +@berickcook put some rhinestones in the corner of the letters +@sergeybratus @maradydd @travisgoodspeed aaaaaaaeeeeeeeeek http://t.co/ULZKnljnk2 have you SEEN this +RT @Sirupsen: Paper on the redundancy in the x86 instruction set, showing that it remains turing complete with one instruction. http://t.co… +@thegrugq Serious mode: rebooting iOS helps WAY more than it ought. +True frenemies: “I would never silently block you. If I unfollowed you I would take that as public as possible!” +.@mof18202 @eiridescent I… think we now know why the unfollow bug strikes so many technical people +RT @mof18202: @eiridescent @0xabad1dea I've been shouting about that for months, feels like years. Also, F6: Want your URL bar? Nope, [un]f… +@ThomasWinwood at least that makes some sort of platonic sense as videos and pages both have starts and ends +RT @eevee: 📢 your regular reminder to get http://t.co/hiPnryB49D if you want to be cool and see astral plane unicode +RT @eiridescent: 'cause, uh, that's kind of a horrifically bad UX decision +RT @eiridescent: so, when did twitter start intercepting F5 on pages for individual tweets to have it retweet instead of refresh the page? +@zephyrfalcon @m1sp so, she's actually speaking Imaginary Fantasy Language From The Far West. +@m1sp so I realized this listening to a recording in Dutch http://t.co/LrOfcSll6k +How many years from bromance to gay marriage under common law? I may have a surprise for @codeferret_ and @GWakaMurray +RT @RedMinus: So this is real, one of those things you couldnt even parody because its already at its most extreme ( c/o @gn0s1s ) http://t… +# 380115059235897344 +.@judsontwit it's not burn in, it's completely dynamic. Could be residual data idiocy in the graphics driver I guess! +Dunno if you can see that light stripe but it's an Explorer toolbar underneath. Happens everywhere http://t.co/8EyECpNOoC +I would give you a screenshot except this is apparently not done at a layer that can be caught by print screen. Let's try a photo... +okay, this is driving me nuts. Why does Windows 8 render a particular shade of gray as slightly translucent to the desktop? +@The1TrueSean PS where is my husband I assume you know +@The1TrueSean because you weren’t involved ? +Oh good my local airport caught fire today. Go Logan +@vikemosabe actually I'm not sure I agree! +@Xaosopher I don't see what platforms this is for +Oh well if Diablo is down I will just click to kill on OSX the old fashioned w-- what am I *wearing* http://t.co/pIfQQQ2BTM +@okoeroo @biosshadow lekker +@Talen_Lee all I ever used it for was to grab an extra gem or two. The real money one was incredibly stupid from the start +I have been in a mood to click to kill the last few days. Oh of course the server is down http://t.co/Z9K7nOCFM5 yay for online singleplayer +@biosshadow my passport is American. My birth certificate is Dutch. +@biosshadow to my understanding it would be fairly easy for me to move there, perhaps I will someday. +@biosshadow I'm Dutch according to the paperwork, it comes up sometimes :) +I award no points to Google Translate for managing to change "cannot deliver within the stated timeframe" to "cannot deliver." +Ha, that Dutch bookstore sent me a letter apologizing for not fulfilling their overnight delivery promise. +We have established that some of y'all's clients are stripping the HTTPS from the link. Bash your clients upside the head. @viss +Chemical Plant Zone Acapella - iiiiiiinfinite reeeeeeemix. http://t.co/bzIt9UHUXa +@ragekit @Viss oh (lol sorry for assuming) weird +.@ragekit @Viss "say" is an OSX command. Substitute festival or whatever, but you won't have the creepy laughing voice :) +RT @Viss: "the news": curl -vq https://t.co/v5xnK7ElBN 2>&1 | grep 'tweet-text' | perl -pe 's/<([^>]+)>//g; s/\s+/ /g;' | say -v hysterical +@vogon I don’t think that was anyone’s argument, the argument was they systematically gloss over stuff when it is convenient to them. +@marshray @matthew_d_green you didn’t call me out for saying EST last night. You can’t hold different people to different standards! +@i4AK I don't know if there's a TV viewer app that will work on Mac. Try the community resources at http://t.co/bTvYH3cp3P +Wow I just had cause to use the default pdf viewer on a Nexus 7 and it is a new tier of bad. I'm so sorry. +@darkuncle no no you have to say it so the bot shows up It’s over 9000 +@Dragoneral_ two thousand percent of downtime? +Um… 2000% of what, @github? http://t.co/WEExwRtFwi +@mauvehed @DynamicWebPaige it’s back so I’m guessing they just had to bounce something +RT @DynamicWebPaige: GITHUB IS DOWN REPENT YOUR SINS +@sadimusi yes absolutely. Tried in Safari and Chrome, to hit JIT and no JIT. +@sadimusi weird… still can’t repro +@sadimusi you may be hitting a pathological case in low memory — try rebooting +@sadimusi cannot reproduce (4S 6.1.3) +@tangenteroja it’s Shellcoder’s Handbook not Hacker’s Handbook ;) +@hubbit @frkbmb hmm well pretty sure that was originally written in Black Speech too +@frkbmb @hubbit I don’t speak much Hebrew but I’m almost *positive* that’s the One Ring’s incantation written right to left. +@Nightyyy yes. I want to acquire as many as I can in the whole Germanic family, which is why I just paid a fortune for shipping for Frisian +@savagejen part of the idea is getting vendors to actually make a Linux release by providing a stable and viable platform. +Due to some excellent timing in reuniting me with a box, here is the whole collection, with Frisian still pending. http://t.co/r0fiHvirb8 +@vogon ahh — gun nerds who never actually joined the military but read the magazines. +@vogon depends a lot on the base actually. But here in the states, non-combatants everywhere. +RT @arstechnica: Microsoft issues fix to stop active attacks exploiting serious IE bug http://t.co/IjxJFcoEXJ by @dangoodin001 +@jonelf @toco91 optimization is like other forms of art. You can’t demand the lightning strike on cue. +@elad3 I swear this is not trolling: my primary browsing operating system is actually iOS… +RT @comex: Finally. RT @verge: Apple now lets old iPhones download old apps http://t.co/e9UlUbEeOo +@psobot pickle packing is an open question of grocery store science +Watching a talk on fast C++ ( http://t.co/DIa2L7iIa4 ) and it’s tearing into PHP’s “arrays” for their in-memory structure +Someone tweeted months ago that the obj-c message dispatch hot path is several instructions shorter on iOS 7 and that’s my #1 upgrade reason +@solak @apiary it doesn’t. It has heuristics. The bots don’t. They have different heuristics. +@matthew_d_green an actual reason to wake up on time?! +RT @matthew_d_green: Johns Hopkins will be hosting a roundtable at 10am EST tomorrow to discuss the NSA crypto revelations. Livestream: htt… +Cloud-side implications aside, my favorite recent feature in Chrome is the “tabs on other computers” button. +RT @0xcharlie: Today is my one year anniversary at Twitter. I'm still not verified. +@skynetbnet @SteveStreza wow uh… that’s really uncalled for +@ELLIOTTCABLE it’s a Star of David! Forgive me if I don’t run it. +RT @mikeash: YOU CAN NOW SUBMIT 64-BIT APPS TO THE STORE WITHOUT HARDWARE TO TEST IT ON WHAT COULD POSSIBLY GO WRONG +The official twitter apps which hide direct messages as a little envelope button under “me” tab: terrible #UIRage, people can’t find that. +Inverting the fandom, mostly RT’d for Goku http://t.co/wk96b4Gjsq +RT @SteveStreza: It would be great if we talked about how badly society handles people with mental health problems *any other time* besides… +@Jolly I swear this urge to tweet that you need more meat on your bones comes from my future grandmother self +@TakoArishi @m1sp She’s so annoying. She puts her opinion everywhere and is too certain of her wisdom +@Worthless_Bums @berickcook hmm, you need a louder brand identity, hombre. More pink. Trust me +@WhiteMageSlave haha sorry I just woke up and was checking twitter +RT @thegrugq: If Hayden thinks terrorists love gmail cause it's free, better not tell him about Linux... +@jakeboxer I suspect what happened is someone told the artist “the best part was where they played chess as the pieces” and left +RT @standupjoe: Mom to kid on train today, a watched pot never boils. 8yr. old kid thinks for a second and replies, did you hit refresh? +@attritionorg oh, good, good, my fortress of solitude behind the 7-11 near the office remains a secret location. +@bbfreak I have found Frisian not terribly hard to make sense of :) +@attritionorg @chriseng awesome! Wait, you know where I live? +@fivetonsflax does so! +@hattmammerly @ashedryden it exists in many Romance languages. And my opinion on that is another matter; it's not my native language. +@thegrugq there is gonna be a whole chapter on how mean you are +@ErrataRob My twitter is archived on github! Actually I need to update it +@thegrugq but I’m here :( +Someday I’m going to write a tell-all dramatization of the hacker community of the 2010s. I’m archiving y’all’s twitters. +@eevee noooooo poor Armin +@bitsweat @ELLIOTTCABLE that’s one intimidating turtle +@huibw I’m… pretty sure that’s what makes something slang :) +RT @chriseng: Beautifully illustrated, poignant web comic of a girl (@ElizSimins) struggling with her love of video games: http://t.co/WUhy… +It was 95 degrees a few days ago and I’m currently wrapped up and shivering in my house. Good job New England +@apiary I prefer my answers artisanal hand-crafted +@ReturnFalse that was the exact context, thank you. “Not enough blue on the street.” +@apiary don’t worry, somewhere, there is a stoner lying staring at the ceiling in Amsterdam, and they will see my tweet when they come down +@DrPizza well… is “blue” slang for the police in the Netherlands or not? +@DrPizza but you’re not the right KIND of European. I’m looking for a *continental* sort. +Next time I have a pressing question for Europe it needs to pop into my head before nine at night EST. +Dutch people: is “blauw” (blue) slang for the police? +@ashedryden of course, I’m told to take being called a man like a man all the time. +RT @ashedryden: Stop using "guys" to refer to mixed gender groups. Some thought experiments for the "well, actually..." crowd: http://t.co… +Medieval textbook illustration http://t.co/Ceihk7nGtc +@thegrugq @gsuberland @nullwhale @CipherLaw I think the nuclear clauses are about it not being equipped for real time computing ? +# 379753949211160576 +@johanjortso seventeen, I think. Several are not with me +@johanjortso heheh do you mean my avatar? Her name is Kasane Teto and she is a parody of Hatsune Miku +@johanjortso "relic" is the word Rowling chose as the backup word that means something alike to hallows, so I guess so. +@johanjortso "hallows" is quite a peculiar word though. Almost all English speakers have only heard it in: "Hallowed be thy name" in prayer +@johanjortso ahh book 7: with a word in the title so obscure she had to make up a second title for other languages! :) +@johanjortso no they are completely different. They are soft pastels, largely color-coded after the first volume. +@johanjortso I actually don't think the American covers have all three on the front of any. The seventh may have the others on the back. +In retrospect, the Prime Minister's opening chapter of Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince is rather clumsy. I don't like it. +@johanjortso Harry's looking pretty hot in that last one. And Hermione looks exactly like a WWII beauty lol +@thegrugq that was actually the only one I spent much money on. I was able to get most of them second-hand +@johanjortso I have just the first volume of Swedish and yes it is exceptionally good +@chriseng @thegrugq @codeferret_ I give away my iPads as I replace them, SIR +@kevinlange btw your sudden disappearance had me convinced the pebble mafia had killed you +RT @Talen_Lee: The stirring love story of a school surveillance AI falling in love with a masculine kill drone from the neighbouring airfie… +@thegrugq @codeferret_ yes, but I don’t get handed literal bags of cash by someone in vibram five fingers, so I can’t do it EVERY paycheck. +@Talen_Lee you syllabize weird +@thegrugq @codeferret_ the rumor mill was saying October. +@thegrugq @codeferret_ um yes that was the idea? +Yes mass surveillance of students on the internet is that special something our schools were missing http://t.co/LFpWFVPdKz +RT @arstechnica: California school district hires online monitoring firm to watch 13,000 students http://t.co/flNYhUR3zn by @cfarivar +@jack_daniel I think the only woman commercial pilot I’ve ever seen was in Peru. +@dragosr safe safe perfectly safe +@Packetknife I’m married so I don’t count right +RT @hanno: Just found: wordpress theme with license "free as long as you leave the footer intact" - the footer contains a php remote shell +@CodaFi_ stone, we call it a stone to be polite. +@Casiusss nein, not particularly, I collect this stuff +@SimonZerafa I think I might, but that set is in a box I don't have access to atm +@vogon Italian version of Chamber of Secrets is Harry flying away on a giant book. Rest of the Italian covers make sense. +Weirdest freakin' cover award goes to: Italian http://t.co/t789DAG6ar +@jonelf "So kindle a fire.." ... "ARE YOU MAD? ARE YOU A WITCH OR NOT?" +@Samurai336 is this low enough http://t.co/gwKoZlh9XE +@mikaelj no it's like... Here are lists of words (colors, numbers, household items). Here are verb conjugations. Memorize +Here is arguably the most obscure Harry Potter translation I own - Faroese http://t.co/58h87ckoSb +@mikaelj and in general I think the techniques used are very shoddy but maybe I just find grammar comes more naturally than most people. +@mikaelj class as a language one, kind of an effort to keep all of us from being WHOLLY ignorant of the outside world. +@mikaelj like, these classes are not designed to actually teach you to speak the language fluently. They're as much a geography/history +@mikaelj most people will take a few years of Spanish, French, or German in high school but it's fairly casual +@_yossi_ integer wrapped several times, yes. +@mikaelj you can find someone who speaks fair Spanish in any crowd, but other than that, it's considered a distinguishing accomplishment +(Brace yourself, condescending tweets from my six trillion foreign friends who speak perfect English are coming) +@fascinated http://t.co/L1pbZc0OYP +I am awarding myself a cookie for getting through that ordering process without having to look up a single word! Look mom I'm bilingual +@okoeroo @RATBORG it came out to as much as the book and then some. oh well +Well, a Dutch bookstore just took my money for Frisian Harry Potter, now to see if it actually arrives... and if my bank calls me for fraud +@okoeroo As an American, I am not used to this idea of businesses that will ship internationally :p +@okoeroo that's what I am trying to figure out +@okoeroo It is linguistically between our languages. I found a book written in the 1800s in Frisian once and I could read it fairly well. +@okoeroo yes to the latter, but Frisian I especially like because it sits so prettily between English and Dutch +@Talen_Lee pretty sure I already have that one! It's in a box somewhere though. +Oh my gods can anyone mail me the West Frisian edition (Harry Potter en de stien fan 'e wizen) I live in America :( +@sevanjaniyan I did import one volume from England - but it was in Faroese :) +@sevanjaniyan If it falls into my lap, but I chose not to import it and pay all that shipping etc. +(If you forewarn me I could bring cash to trade for it) +I should make a spreadsheet of which translations of Harry Potter I have in an attempt to get more from international convention-goers +@dangoodin001 so I gotta be that person who points out the typo right :) +@seccubus now granted, I would not have changed Hermione’s name, as it is a traditional Greek one. +Ars Technica commenters: “it’s just a DoS! This isn’t a security problem!” Yes I feel safe when my servers can be brought down with a post +@DrPizza hey guess who called it +RT @SteveD3: So... here is a random question. Would any physical pen testers / red teams mind a reporter tagging along on a gig? I'd cover … +@seccubus well, Hermione’s patronus *is* a small, long, fuzzy mammal +@PxlPhile counting ones that only translated the first volume, there are several dozen, of which I have at least one from 17 different ones +@PxlPhile I collect all translations of Harry Potter +@seccubus I think the Dutch ones are cute… +Augh! I forgot to lock the door, and @The1TrueSean came in and — oh my gods he just gave me a German copy of Harry Potter volume 4 okay +@ochsff 64 bytes received from @ochsff +@heathborders @natesbrain hmm, remind me to ask Rowling if dementors have gender next time I’m at the world famous author club +RT @dangoodin001: Would someone please email me the DoS disclosure that was posted to the Django-developers mailing list? dan.goodin http:/… +@m1sp I AM YOUR SENPAI +RT @m1sp: Dammit Eugene. Now I have to figure out what to do with this http://t.co/t5fjdN6fhb +@elathan nobody for real, but think on the ten year plan, I bet the most paranoid will. +The sound of surrender https://t.co/KO6RXCpQZC +@josefnpat no, I do mean the interpreter. +I saw ONE line from customer code and I could tell it was actually the PHP interpreter, gods save my soul +@mattblaze it’s a desperate attempt to make yourself feel better just by throwing all the adjectives, I think. +@BomuBoi very detailed, do like. +@jdguffey_netsec a lot of people disputed that having the limit be the limit of POST the server will accept Should Be Fine. +See! I *told* you having literally no limit on password length could DoS the server. https://t.co/eIInjdgrM5 +@sanitybit @0x7eff VINDICATED +@leighhollowell @MrToph congrats !!!! +So one or more someones are shooting up the navy yard in DC, ffffff +RT @zooko: @matthew_d_green Remember NSA pushed small keys for a long time; presumably they thought they could brute force better than thei… +@chort0 @briankrebs but I don’t think closing it to some arbitrary cabal will fix it either +@chort0 @briankrebs my first experience with whois was discovering my registrar autofilled in my billing address… when I was 16 :( +@sciencecomic horses have pretty eyes, and there’s a lot of variety! +@briankrebs hmm, mixed feelings there. The whois system as it now stands is definitely a terrible mess +@vikemosabe minding that these aren't my faithful followers :p +@vikemosabe I have been repeatedly deluged with many different photos of women wearing one and/or asserting it fits them, great. +@vikemosabe that since the back is flat it does not sit correctly on many feminine wrists and just slides around it. +@ptolts https://t.co/17YKqGziKy :) +(It's not any one person, I've just been contacted repeatedly over the course of weeks based on ONE remark) +It seems like there's some sort of Team Vengeance that keeps pestering you if you criticize Pebble. It's a goddam watch, people +@Becca_monster @PurseandClutch @Pebble is there a particular reason you keep sending me this same picture like some social media hellbeast +@Kufat @codeferret_ yes? It's not like I'm going to never upgrade my iPad again until the foundations of the earth are broken. +@Kufat @codeferret_ is that not what I just said +I realized I shouldn't pick up a Surface RT at a steep discount... because then @codeferret_ will be mad when I want to upgrade my iPad too. +@0x00string early morning light, gray and moody, emphasizing the dour tones of rust. +Infosec industry: keeping photographers in business with stock photographs of dramatically lit masterlocks since 1997 +@addelindh does this government have a higher presence of women than “Bellatrix and Narcissa” +@locks about a fifth +I’m officially using Voldemort’s Death Eaters as my benchmark for presence of women in positions of power from now on +RT @themetresgained: OK I admit this is made me snort with laughter - still more women than the Abbott cabinet http://t.co/LBc5EC4O2s +@DarthNull oh no, immigrants! +@Viss daaaang. +RT @OnionGovAU: [Ed.: I had a tweet lined up about Abbott appointing himself Minister for Women, but it appears he's bested me.] +@kivikakk @m1sp oh my gods it’s been ages since I heard someone say non overlapping magisteria +Apparently my biggest fan is a five-year-old -- I consider this a resounding success +@Packetknife send me pics so she can be officially my first cosplayer +I just noticed that I have several Diablo 3 auctions from over a YEAR ago marked as "processing" +@puellavulnerata @csoghoian he’s old, so probably, and 51% is close enough to true for them! +@apiary they do? And why? +@skattyadz I don’t think I can even do that with Chrome for iOS +What is this HTML thing which prevents me from pinching to zoom a page and who do I assassinate to fix it +RT @MS2: .@katylevinson just clued me into this BAD-ASS BEAR: http://t.co/o9JMuATpfg http://t.co/BWG4EHe6nV +@ZadowSapherelis aww okay +@Tomi_Tapio our system is perfectly cromulent thank you very much +@Packetknife she may also enjoy my collection of real life reference material http://t.co/sWbx2cJ72J +# 379388981416566785 +@silviocesare grats! +@Packetknife lemme know if she wants different ones +@Packetknife I’m afraid this is the best I can do, don’t laugh at the hands please http://t.co/d9fwPZvHaX +RT @pusscat: This was in my attic. Dad sent me to school with it 13 years back. Current day #irony http://t.co/j3Z8Vw9IOq +@Packetknife gimme a few! I will get you some sketches +It'd be pretty cool if @tumblr could invent a live theme preview that didn't bring a thousand dollar computer to its knees with javascript +@Myriachan report it to @OSVDB !!! +@Myriachan some day, northern Virginia will find out about proxies +@MarioVilas if you were actually trying to decipher me: “I know that post is old. I'm drinking cheap chocolate as though it were a drug.” ;) +This is the sort of hot diggity dog 0day I crave http://t.co/FXwKArqSLC +RT @OSVDB: Nothing is sacred: The Oregon Trail vulnerability. http://t.co/ldRaLvutbh +RT @GPGTools: We've learned that there are fake keys with our team@gpgtools.org address on the key servers. Our official key id is: 76D78F… +@clearcup @frkbmb if you live and work in the United States, I require missile coordinates. +RT @chort0: "the power of being inside the government system is the greatest perk." <- Gov recruiting pitch. No wonder surveillance is out … +@thegrugq I don’t judge YOUR substance abuse old man +@kaepora so are many stochastic processes +@kaepora why? +@ZadowSapherelis @m1sp ps am awake again +Strong contender for most ridiculous use of C preprocessor https://t.co/rGBLn2wnXQ +@sakjur I already have a Swedish server ;) +@sakjur well we can switch to Comcast and take a significant downgrade in the process. +According to my nightmares, my biggest fear is missing my stop on the train… and ending up in Osaka? +@sakjur ugh, we have Verizon … +Don’t tell me that stack overflow post is older than Dumbledore I’m getting wasted on instant packet hot cocoa on a Saturday night +First answer http://t.co/NfLSUMrBaQ +@Packetknife @kivikakk oh, so this is where the other two tweets went :) +@Packetknife I’d say it’s in our blood but I am not Dutch blood. So I guess it’s something in the water +@Packetknife apparently I have trouble writing meltdowns, the one in chapter 23 is nearly pure exposition, I’m halfway done rewriting it +@savagejen first guess: timestamp problem? +@armcannon I’m told it’s a default of some toggle. +@kivikakk she actually doesn't get around to saying LIES AND SLANDER in this book, will have to remedy in the future +@kivikakk aw man. Chapter 23 is terrible just so you know. But other than that: yay! +@Packetknife his beard is the subject of several nordic eddas, yes +@Packetknife you know I kinda dig beards right +@dan_crowley 3.5/5 would settle +@oh_rodr beats me. They probably have some ridiculous contortion paperwork +@Talen_Lee perhaps I should clarify the @m1sp defense grid is merely under my command, rather than me being the ghost in the machine +@Xaquseg I guess I'm not enough of a dirty pirate +@qole I'm deliberately trying to get people to confess they bet I find them attractive so I can crush their hearts and cackle madly +OUTSOURCING being spoilsports? Seriously? http://t.co/1Xak72MreO +@thegrugq I trust you utterly, good sir. +I would like to drive all of you into fits of paranoia by saying that it is one of YOU I do not trust for being too handsome, dear followers +@ZadowSapherelis @m1sp awesome :D your today being my tonight, gonna pass out soon. +@Talen_Lee @m1sp I have been informed that I do not have cause to consider you a threat. Systems on standby. +No context: "I do not quite trust him, because he is charismatic. Trust Only Dorks." +@The1TrueSean we deliver. http://t.co/5svlDMI4GK +“Are those girls with his mother (of clearly different ethnicity) his sisters?” “No they are adopted” Uh… so, yes? They are his sisters then +@vogon hey you should maybe not die +@me_irl @apiary — @NewtonMark points out that it’s DeCSS (I guess that’s why the variable is named CSS eh.) +@Packetknife branch closed with unaccepted pull request +@me_irl @apiary it’s probably graphics. It’s just bit shifting. +RT @apiary: Cyber war! The spy museum was weird. http://t.co/P4GdcokBBU +I have brought @WhiteMageSlave back to my house time to act like we're kids on summer vacation again #videogames +I'm now old enough to be that relative who remembers fondly someone who died before someone at the table was born. +I shall inflict upon you exactly one wedding photo. I bear genetic resemblance to these young individuals http://t.co/L2ApxxIoZg +# 379030183044710400 +@m1sp also: instead of ranting about patriarchal wedding ceremonies, http://t.co/9chD7tEZ5E +@m1sp it's okay I have dream insurance +@stupicide thanks ! +@michaeldinn https://t.co/8quA0YoHBK ;) +(I saw no less than three different older couples taking pictures of the wedding with an iPad, and it was a fairly small wedding.) +You laugh. But it turns out old people LOVE taking pictures with their iPad. Because they can SEE it. +@kyhwana my feet are wider than average on one end and narrower than average at the other +@kyhwana I suspect they would be terrible. My deep secret is I was born with malformed feet and they're stil not quite right +Everyone speeds up 20MPH when they cross from Massachusetts to New Hampshire because they know NH can't afford cops. +@kovnsk my toes are too wide and my heels too narrow. So they pinch one end and fall off the other bc girly shoes don't grip the heel +@kovnsk apparently my feet are a little malformed. Mostly corrected by baby surgery. Normal shoes are fine but feminine ones... +Ahparrently I get my accent back magically when I cross the border into New Hampsha +Hi I'm running late and -- and I see you decided to take an entire little league team to Starbucks instead of the Cold Stone next door :( +@chriseng these shoes still have the tissues I stuffed in to wear them to my interview at v-code +@chriseng I have never once in my entire life worn dress shoes that did not leave me LITERALLY bleeding at the end of the day +So I tried on my husband’s shoes and ZOMG I am never wearing women’s dress shoes again. +@bobpoekert context was Facebook +@vogon wow it’s like someone said “I wonder how closely I can try to copy the Haruhi formula without putting yellow ribbons in her hair” +Interesting observation: when you are running code at HUGE scale, you want to optimize execution time simply for *power* savings. +Paraphrasing @0x6D6172696F (protected): fogpad leaks everything to a third party spellchecking service +@ppattersonjax Not particularly but we are suspicious. But algorithm soundness is one thing, implementation soundness is another +@annavester @homakov lol check the screenshot in his timeline. His twitter crashed and drew my avatar by your name. +@vogon you had to physically scrub to get the dirt out before detergent. +@technololigy the coffee mug is not optional ☕ +In this RT: you can see my avatar so I take credit for hacking @homakov +RT @homakov: Not sure if my iPod is hacker or the twitter app is drunk. Render bugs, wrong avatars, messed authors. http://t.co/BJrvJVbSAV +@homakov I had no idea I changed my name to Anna Vester Coffee Mug +You know what’s a huge red flag to me? Using the phrase “military-grade crypto” when the whole industry mocks it https://t.co/Tg7P34E6o7 +@Havokca I think it’d be fun to ask, say, Marvel/DC artists to gender-guess those in the middle panel… answer is 6 women and 3 men. +Have I mentioned lately that Drowtales’ main art team is just absolutely amazing http://t.co/b9MW724uEL and can draw armor on a woman! +I have no idea what I’m doing http://t.co/Xz5IEkC1hB +RT @ShiroSirius: Two elderly ladies at a crossing. One complains about the students, the other replies with "We did that when we were young… +@jimauthors so every time someone has asked where their favorite language is on the chart, the answer is the same... purgatory +@argonblue @ternus yeah, and, I swear, some complete dead weight just for lulz. +This cheesecake has lavender frosting. Lavender is not a flavor. My brain needs HELP knowing what to expect, pretentious cheesecake! +@ternus of course I doubt Silverlight is on the up and up so I am just gonna assume it’s bundling an entire Windows subsystem +@ternus you know, for all that text with beveled drop shadows +@ternus those don’t generally ship anymore, but they don’t add TOO much. Oh, but localized high-res pngs in 27 languages can… +@ternus they tend to directly bundle every framework known to the human race +@m1sp I only like REAL ones, I guess +@m1sp it looks lovely but I hate puzzle games! +@m1sp what on earth are you playing +.@abby_ebooks don’t go telling anyone, dear robot! +@julianor you have a talent for worrisome tweets +@rantyben oh, it is. It’s just not to YOUR benefit. :) +@m1sp I think we have established I definitely have a type. Not of person but of couple +@m1sp I have no idea who these characters are but this is my jam http://t.co/1nXQG9cdOY +@nickdepetrillo @thegrugq look it's a stupid hand with five stupid digits okay http://t.co/WiMH47jGSy +@Fe3Mike purgatory +# 378667934232879104 +@demize95 so I hate this entire concept of dressing up +Don't tell the Macy's cashier you're going to a wedding. She will judge you +I'm that cousin who goes shopping for something to wear an hour before the mall closes the night before the wedding +@m1sp seriously though if you devise a plan for the salvation of many that you believe necessitates my death gimme fair warning plz +@m1sp ................ that is the most terrifying thing you could have POSSIBLY said. +@m1sp but we love each other right +@USSJoin @thegrugq @kaepora no-one in the industry features in my secret stash, except that pic of @MrToph in handcuffs. +I hate my friends. @thegrugq @nickdepetrillo +@nickdepetrillo @thegrugq I'm glad you are all so supportive of my art therapy. This community makes it worth it +@thegrugq no no that guy has curly hair. Like @kaepora, who I can honestly say does not feature in my secret stash +@thegrugq full disclosure dox leak abadidea's secret stash http://t.co/W0LPcVjO3c +@aeleruil @ibutsu @m1sp @_eugenek and I write novels about a gay guy who needs to be kept in chains a lot for magical reasons, it's all good +@JohnnyCocaine this does not solve my problem +@m1sp @_eugenek look my photoshopping skills may not be the best but I think that is A VERY WORTHWHILE EDIT. +@thegrugq be fullfillllllled +@thegrugq IT'S NOT PORN IT'S ART and the idea is to semantically tag them within the context of the larger database so your preferences may +What is it with Japanese websites and not knowing about ajax. This is a very inefficient way to bookmark luscious pictures of young men +@m1sp I improved that picture you put on your tumblr http://t.co/442OqYwm7N +@frkbmb @GreenSkyOverMe hahahahahaHAHAHAHAhahahHAHAHahahAHAHAaaaa +@supersat @vogon yeah, it was kinda a given, but it also raises more questions than it answers IMO +@GreenSkyOverMe @frkbmb heheh yes. Maybe they think being in another country from Google protects them from having to comply… +@kll @micahgoulart but I am the funniest person on twitter this has been proven by Science Science is the name of my pet plant +RT @kaepora: FBI admits it was behind the attack on Tor (I was right!) http://t.co/iB7UuniQ4k +@vogon but the spooks haven’t published an explicit denial claiming the journalists, Schneier etc are lying about it. +@vogon so, here’s the thing. They won’t publish it. Only say that is what it says. +@m1sp and then there’s http://t.co/QptQn9QCW9 +@alex_gaynor and it was not too long ago that “don’t call the functions in this order or you’ll segfault” was accepted php behavior +@alex_gaynor in theory they could be implemented essentially the same. In practice PHP is bolted on to the C API +@drjackbennett without having specifically looked at it, I suspect it falls into the category of boutique LLVM native languages? +@m1sp inside JavaScript is an elegant language screaming to be let out. And there it shall scream until the end of time +@m1sp except that Lua is orders of magnitude more compact, has few sharp edges, and is specifically intended to directly integrate with C +@rubynerd bamboo paper (different from just paper) +@rubynerd on an iPad, yes. +RT @arstechnica: Gov’nt standards agency “strongly” discourages use of NSA-influenced algorithm http://t.co/0xXELcQyR0 +For your reference, my personal religious beliefs about language highness and lowness. http://t.co/nBfgDd4FnD +@sergeybratus @dangoodin001 I’m just giving us all a hard time :) +@nothology @ASTRALPRISON @frkbmb oh dear. +@AdvancedThreat @thegrugq I think my husband still wants me to pitch an electronics ID-ing system based on my radio stuff to the TSA… +@Myriachan gods deliver me from the condemnation of “neurotypical” +@eevee idk god ? Pretty sure that’s the xkcd theology anyway +@zenrandom @thegrugq as kismet guy points out it arguably makes the very function of wifi on a busy street illegal +@dantoml @dakami yes, I just found a few on reddit RIGHT NOW. Assembly exists, therefore C is sky high?? +@technololigy well according to traditional western theology this is where the devil came from +If you insist on calling C a high-level language, you’re implying we need stronger adjectives for higher languages, making Ruby “heavenly” +@dangoodin001 come join the forces of @sergeybratus in the war against Turing completeness ;) +@thegrugq I want technically accurate laws that lay down what’s not allowed while not making the very use of wifi kinda illegal +@vogon what have you done +Oh my gods, macros http://t.co/999CD2BPXv +@vogon here is my Kickstarter for buy me pizza for every meal without my husband seeing the bill +Also I walked to 7-11 in the rain to buy Bagel Bites and the owner asked why I wasn’t at work. I think he needs a vacation too… +Thanks, guys in gray SUV! I very nearly went the entire summer without any strangers whistling at me from a car +RT @trevortimm: Amazing. Citing Snowden, the FISA court has ordered the government to declassify more of its secret opinions http://t.co/hp… +.@briankrebs you can also get their like at gas station corner stores. The USB charge kits with exchangeable ends have no data pins +Yes, everything I see, everywhere I go, my first thought is “that doesn’t look robust to attack.” And they wonder why I don’t sleep +Thank you for the suggestion, Kindle! I have total faith in this 60-second setup process http://t.co/Kovda9DZsN +@blueben I just took Google to be the very definition of the sort of place that would be using its own database stuff +@pettybooshwah I was not the original discoverer of the Unicode Bug — I just did my part to prove it can be dangerous :) +I’m kinda surprised Google was using MySQL at all, even heavily modified http://t.co/yb8JFIURGn +RT @Packetknife: “If You Argue That the NSA Data Has Not Been Misused, You Must Know Something the NSA Doesn’t” by @zeynep http://t.co/SSzi… +@vogon if you’re subtweeting me, I’m pretty sure the kismet guy is pretty invested in being well read on this stuff +@raudelmil I a, so far beyond even caring about the street view stuff. It’s the entirely broken definition of wifi that concerns me +Well if this isn’t the most ignorant counterfactual definition of “radio” http://t.co/o7SnZ2DcpJ go law! +RT @iamdevloper: Setting your username to "false" is a great way to test other developer's use of strict equality checking in web apps. +Godsdammit Chrome for iOS why did you have to go give yourself a giant white border too? +@eevee @0x54726F6E @Chase because they are terrible? :) +RT @kirtan: A 36-year-old spacecraft just told us that it's left our solar system over a 23-watt transmitter from over 11 billion miles awa… +.@0x54726F6E @eevee @Chase Not necessarily. It is often glue code between website front end and database backend that is the problem +@aeleruil just to be clear: that isn’t English, right? +RT @sergeybratus: Non-alphanumeric PHP backdoor http://t.co/2u0WZQmAWA (via @XakepRU) +@thegrugq @i0n1c the real answer of course is that it is a gross salmon color that is not red and not quite pink either +@LBontempoNunes @eevee to avoid fixing their backend code from 1986 +RT @eevee: you may notice that the characters @chase disallows in passwords are < > & " ' -- you know, just in case my password appears in … +@kingcope whereabouts in the source should I be looking +RT @eevee: give me all your hilarious bank website security stories i need to write a blog post +RT @eevee: lol i can't log into @chase because my EXISTING PASSWORD contains punctuation and their client-side form validation rejects it. … +@m1sp new section in the middle of chapter 18 with Eodar and Helian. I haven't actually read it. Good night. +@arjache improvement over where I used to live - it'd be a solid zero :) +@arjache yeah there's two restaurants on that which deliver and both keep rather tame hours +A staycation? But there's no cafeteria in my house. What will I eat? +@DarrenPMeyer dude Ginny is hot. Oh... you mean the other Weasleys... +@JBASkeen put one in my hands and we'll find out... if it's done WELL it's most likely better than a four-digit. +Remember that mint plant I got? Not only have I remembered to water it, but it’s wilting of old age and I am genuinely upset +But no I don’t have a great idea for how to render previews of doc files without parsing them all the way either. +RT @DataIsAmazing: Usage of older versions of internet explorer drops on weekends showing that they are used at work, not by choice. http:/… +Dropbox response via @cgranade: “uh… hang on… let me turn off that attack surface” https://t.co/jsdXia0vvO +Honestly if Dropbox is ACTUALLY parsing Office files server-side this is an idea that can only get them hurt :) +@vogon cool gl +Hey, anybody have any 0day in LibreOffice? I have an idea. http://t.co/J03U0U2ckU +@vogon where are you going anyway? And I guess I will have to make @blowdart my new preferred insider +@vogon I’ll take them +Cute OSX password leak (patched) http://t.co/w0LnvxyF33 +@m1sp (Eodar's perception of how much they cost is skewed a bit by being from a second-fantasy-world country.) +@m1sp not absurdly rare in the Occident. But black market stuff. New paintjob. There's no serial number to file off... +@m1sp well you see, it all starts with some Grand Theft Mechanical Carriage... +@m1sp but really - do you think they teach you how to get out of handcuffs in noblewoman school? Well they probably should +@m1sp but only in the Republic! Totes doesn't count. +@m1sp http://t.co/l0CqsI2zuV +"Could she, like, tear off someone's arms with that gravity power?" - his first question, a page and a half into the book +The only way to get DH to read the manuscript is to encourage him to speculate about horrible ways the characters can kill each other +@m1sp we're getting a new flashback scene that was originally for book 2 http://t.co/wIzlSKf2oZ hint +@leighhollowell @jlwfnord good luck <3 +@m1sp1dea_ebooks what are you trying to say dear robot +# 378306334921613313 +@leighhollowell should I be inferring something +@frkbmb @amazingatheist gods forbid someone tells you what they think of what you said. So controlling. +RT @DrPizza: This has a veneer of plausibility: http://t.co/Ep8Av2CwQs +@m1sp with my writing, but not with anything else. +@m1sp ps *hug* I've been in tears over anxiety :< +@m1sp I'm already much more satisfied with reframing Helian's so far with Eodar and Rodomond getting a little snippy #bromance +@blowdart gee what'd he do now +The simplest little things make me laugh until I cry http://t.co/QX5LRFsmBb +@Vefessh weev can have his weev rights to increment integers I am totally okay with that +@sergeybratus I'd direct you to the author of the quote and get my twitter argument popcorn, but their account is protected +@_ta0 and Hitler had puppies (my Time To Godwin is very short.) +RT @seriouspony: Screenshot of a comment about me *today* (on diff site) re: the Verge article. They're still angry 6 years later. http://t… +Looks like the OSX patch for the Unicode Bug is out :) http://t.co/Z1xfTEC74J +@The1TrueSean it’s supposed to be trumpets. I have yet to find a trumpet soundfont that sounds like good trumpets. +Maybe the thing weev went to jail for wasn’t something worth going to jail for. But he is an absolutely awful person http://t.co/MiXaHpTE8g +@The1TrueSean well what did you think of the one I actually made :| +@dildog I am none of those! Give me a backup copy of your passwords +@chriseng @JastrzebskiJ @The1TrueSean @apiary @codeferret_ @fredowsley http://t.co/WHJhZqAVyv +@chriseng @JastrzebskiJ @The1TrueSean @apiary @codeferret_ @fredowsley Snape is the dark, brooding, bitter middle-aged man who’s not evil +Today I learned: it is really hard to make mysterious minor key music sound like a fife-and-drum song that stuff's pretty upbeat +@apiary @The1TrueSean Threw this together. It doesn't really lend itself well but I tried https://t.co/IViKweVXce +Google continues to be just a little bit too good at this http://t.co/qAmi35G97h +@The1TrueSean @apiary @codeferret_ also: I am SO on writing a "Yankee Doodle" style cover of Harry Potter theme +@The1TrueSean @apiary @codeferret_ we need a Snape. "Pay attention Mistah Pottah" +@The1TrueSean @apiary @codeferret_ the thu'um can be taught, like any skill. (mixing fandoms so sue me) +@ShahinRamezany spam. +@The1TrueSean @codeferret_ (it’s win gaaaaah dium) +@The1TrueSean @codeferret_ so, fan movie. I’d make a good Boston Hermione. Chewie could be Boston Hagrid. Who’s Harry? +@m1sp time to rewrite Helian’s and Talassen’s respective monologues. Wish me luck. +@spacerog and now there are bitter people angry about “fake nerds” who didn’t have to get bullied to enjoy nerdy things. +@focalintent — such unprofessionalism. +@focalintent I was highly annoyed with both sides TBH. Though I guess that’s one of the few degrees of emotional duress that can justify — +@kaepora for $3000 I will teach them about the fork button +In this RT: I ragequit before the end of the first page. +RT @ircmaxell: I feel dirty: http://t.co/bJi4Xt849K worth the read, but eiw... +RT @JastrzebskiJ: Re last rt re @SenFeinstein "legitimate journalism" is like "legitimate rape", right? If *I* agree with it, it's "legitim… +@launchz @comex that’s naht true. +@PxlPhile well do you accept my sister as authoritative? +RT @windyoona: Just found the #44CON microphone frequencies... +@aeleruil it can happen at all sorts of exciting angles, if you believe in yourself. +@aeleruil that’s… not how pregnancy works (and I’m not even commenting on the mpreg) +Someone tell all these teenage youtubers not to upload videos that will probably get flagged to the same account as ones that won't. :( +Amazing what one year of youtube atrophy can do to a playlist. Tried to repair it as best as I could. SPIN SPIN SPIN http://t.co/eIIkyRnRnp +@PxlPhile https://t.co/s47zustPzK +@codeferret_ @The1TrueSean yowa wizahd harry +@Samurai336 hmmm. http://t.co/Z2svmzNnw2 +@Samurai336 in any case, the story is set 70 years ago, not a few hundred :) +@Samurai336 on the contrary, that's kind of where witchcraft's most famously tragic incidents happened, don't you think? +Whoa we are finally gonna get a CANON look at the HP Wizarding World in America. But she should have picked Boston, not New York ;) +Well in news that is simple and happy: Rowling is writing a film set in expanded Harry Potter world. Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them +@WhiteMageSlave oh my gods does it have Gay Young Dumbledore? Or Molly? Apparently she’s about that old I once read +I don’t think I believe in there being any magic pixie dust to designate Legitimate Journalism. https://t.co/fGOnJHDDpX +RT @EFFLive: .@SenFeinstein uses example of a 17-year-old high-school drop out who starts his own website as someone who shouldn't be cover… +@EFFLive @SenFeinstein so do I reach for the popcorn or the facepalm +@WhiteMageSlave what +@halvarflake XXXXXXXXXXXX———<(’o’<)—————————————————————————————————————————————————— oh no! Wild Jigglypuff appears +RT @_wirepair: happy to announce I can finally release the https://t.co/aHfI7nYUcf wiki and ninko https://t.co/R4JOT5zTjS +RT @blainecapatch: america isn't the world's policeman, it's more like the world's george zimmerman. +@m1sp <3 affection +RT @mikko: Yahoo CEO Marissa Mayer: "We faced jail if we revealed NSA surveillance" http://t.co/mOJMFrxIvQ +@cirdan12 heheh it’s a guy, a very pretty guy. +@DrPizza it’s Kasane Teto yes. +@DrPizza :( +RT @leighalexander: "I am not hoping senpai will notice me this year. I AM the senpai. Someone is waiting to get noticed and I AM THE ONE W… +@NedGilmore yeah I really just don't care about the high-level metawhatever +@DarrenPMeyer I'm pretty sure it will render fine, I have one of the ultra-cheapie Kindles and it seems fine, it was just the insult of it +@NedGilmore I decided to reinstall it and kill some zombies to try and deal with anxiety +@mikeestee heheheh. +@thegrugq sure, but that's not the point. Generating dozens of X11 windows is :( +@jbrodkin desktop http://t.co/Tn96FYCbNz +Well I guess we'll NEVER KNOW what my mobi file looks like on a Paperwhite device because it generates infinite "install X11" notices +OMFG AMAZON WAT R U DOIN STAHP http://t.co/7oNHZklQlg +@mikeestee ....thanks :( +Oh, of course the official Kindle preview app is in Java. And of course it takes about a minute just to open a novel. +@rmhrisk @dan_crowley it's not an "exploit" though :p +@dan_crowley @rmhrisk I think it was more about, there are a thousand ways to capture the local passwords once root. This one is just cute. +I surrender to the will of Kindle to start the book at Chapter One rather than Prologue, and inline the prologue to the first chapter. +@ra6bit he specifically tries very hard to look effeminate when he is young. By age ~70 he's pretty much given up on that +@ShadowTodd yes but I don’t have any sources handy to cite! +@ra6bit one of the important characters in my story is the blatantly gay old man who is perpetually up to something shady :) +@thegrugq :( I'm not a real artist, I just play one on tumblr +@ra6bit @thegrugq yes he's just fabulous +@thegrugq Can't you just be happy for me that I drew a good Crazy Old Man face like yours :( +RT @Kasparov63: I hope Putin has taken adequate protections. Now that he is a Russian journalist his life may be in grave danger! +@thegrugq you’re just sad because you got old too. +I’m on a roll tonight (hope you like amateur artwork). Same character, five decades apart http://t.co/JEmYQ0mpA8 +@Mordicant yes +@marshray @thegrugq @homakov did this “recently” end around the time you were absorbed into the Microsoft Empire +Today on “double-take bylines” http://t.co/v0P52HeenX +More faces. http://t.co/NyoKbUJfBn +RT @blueben: @0xabad1dea We can tease it out because we put it there. +@ternus @Brian_Sniffen yeah, pesky EXIF. The downfall of drug-crazed antivirus merchants everywhere ;) +@m1sp but you can add the Many Slightly Different Moods of Barsamin to your pinboard of my Great American Novel ^_^ +@m1sp Huh. Weird. Right as I tweeted that my phone was being deluged with "has pinned Vulpix. Has pinned Lugia. Has pinned" +@m1sp you DID just upload a bunch of pokemons, right? Otherwise my stalker script has broke. +And no, they didn't do anything particularly Dark Black Magical, but that's kinda the point. "We" know how to tease out the data. +@jdiezlopez it says they say they did NOT know who she was but they knew what school she went to, probably overheard it at the party +"Why engineers scare me - a true story" http://t.co/uwgkglic3z this is the power WE have over other people. And we're not even the bad ones. +@trap0xf same +@codinghorror that’s hilarious because fallacy of ignoring choice and consent +# 377942162874576896 +.@rmhrisk once you’re root you can use really cute root powers ;) +Common sentence in infosec: “This technique was already known.” I think it translates as “you will never be a 1990s hacker, kid” +@dangoodin001 I’m guessing they mean achieving full sandbox escape into native code as opposed to writing malicious Java only +@m1sp hahahaha you just triggered my stalker script for the first time in months and oh my gods stop posting to Pinterest +@vogon like if you think there is something flawed with most teenagers and you’re in your 40s well I have some bad news about your peers +@eevee @cgranade @atweetingtwit I have an extremely vague memory of my mother preferring the Hot Dog Stand windows 3.1 color scheme +@vogon actually, I consider anyone who condemns millennials to kind of missed the fact that they didn’t come to be in a vacuum +@Tomi_Tapio not everyone in a cloak is a vampire! … His uncle totes looks like one though +Malicious password filters — obscure Windows feature http://t.co/GmiBB7H4pN +@atweetingtwit @eevee as someone who started programming around 2004… not that simple at all >:( +RT @eevee: maybe there's a generational void between 1982 and 1991: those of us who grew up alongside the web, not with it, and are now off… +@eevee possibly because it’s almost always spoken in the most insulting way possible +RT @ternus: “There exist terrible yet exceedingly rare events where the cost to prevent exceeds potential loss” is deeply hard for us to ac… +@eevee I was under the impression it most directly applies starting at about five years younger than me. But then, what am I? +@clonepa_ I see they are branding geniuses +RT @GooglePoetics: my wife is emotionally unavailable my wife is emotionally abusive my wife is expecting our first baby #GooglePoems http… +@demize95 thanks, but still a long way from where I want to be +@demize95 well like idk been doodling my whole life but got a little more serious about trying a few years ago? +@snare more technically my opinion is a function should have only one non-error return but should feel free to error fast +@snare you only get to say I have one exit point if I get to use goto :) +RT @RBStalin: Haha Millenials, you're so crippled by preceding generations. Losers. I thumb my nose at you. +@blaufish_ it’s an iPad. Bamboo is the software +@JBird_Vegas nope +@oddtazz yes +@clonepa_ it’s an iPad. Wacom Bamboo is the name of the software +@0xmchow @_defcon_ sigh :( +Forced myself to draw expressions other than Sad http://t.co/PAGPRElrhs +@F706L3665 got it :p +@aeleruil happens every time +@clonepa_ @jan_ekholm Wacom bamboo (with generic capacitive stylus) +Having an anxiety attack for no specific reason. So here is more of my attempts to digitally watercolor. http://t.co/5PNC824TY1 +@skynetbnet common misconception. +@_yossi_ I probably do not have as many spare iPhones as @comex +All of my other problems in life aside, the huge glaring whitespace on the Safari iOS7 icon makes me ANGRY every time I see it +@notfabrice that’s not pink. That’s Nuclear Waste Salmon +@antoniusglock @zygen much better +@McGrewSecurity aww. +Like I want a colored everything, I just don’t want Bright Searing Nuclear Meltdown colors +I don’t like any of the ultra-saturated colors tech companies are using (iPhone 5c, Surface RT covers, etc) Am I just… old? +RT @nkjemisin: Captain America in a turban http://t.co/8TPto5qXnJ +@SzymonSzydelko if I’m the default dump location I should probably set up a new gmail filter +By which I mean Android was like “tap here to send crash dump to Google” but it brought up an email dialogue pre-addressed to me +RT @awgross: @0xabad1dea Fixing /r/n would free up some speed for correcting the spelling of referrer +I’m not sure why Android wanted permission to send a crash report to MY email address but it’s an interesting dump +@gigideegee @trap0xf as opposed to Thor’s Day, Freyja’s Day, Saturn’s Day… +@mikko Latin, maaaaaan. +You might work in technology if: your phone autocorrects window to Windows +I bet the internet would be like a whole 0.000001% faster if we replaced \r\n in headers with just \n +@eevee @jdiezlopez oh my gods +@mattblaze well, they claimed TPM module or whatever it is called, right? And private API. Maybe a jailbroken device could. +.@DrPizza crank theory: rebel within the NSA made it too obvious it was backdoored on purpose to be a warning +It sounds like the FBI makes a huge point of not asking *on the record* for backdoors http://t.co/np6jU123LK +So I kinda just woke up, and my throat hurts like the dickens. Is there anyone on my list near enough to go infect? +RT @djrbliss: vCard handling on Android is so bad that my mom just persistently DOS'd my messaging app with a default iOS vCard. Empty vCar… +@DrunkCyberczar this went a little dark for a parody account +@kivikakk @m1sp watt :O +RT @rgov: The security question choices on http://t.co/cQdCnQLhPe are "mother's maiden name," "city of birth," and "password." +@jesster_king and pay three times? +@mdowd well in that case you must concede I am PRETTY SOCIAL +@hellNbak_ I can’t see a thing on that picture, but yes +@mdowd sir are you implying that internet flirting does not COUNT +@alexwoolfson well… that’s hot +@harrytjohnson that's the Nintendo Store +@kyhwana I... may be drawing the male protagonists *cough* +@kyhwana yes it has gay dudes and lesbians and bi kids and even a token straight hookup +@kyhwana heheh I think you will like my novel <3 +No I'm not drawing gay stuff! I am just practicing male anatomy. A buff guy and a skinny guy. A skinny, effeminate guy with cute glasses and +RT @blowdart: @0xabad1dea dance offs. Apple wins usually. +I'm not sure my town is ready for the intensity of having both an Apple Store and a Microsoft Store in one mall. Will there be gang fights? +@MADdashDAN311 there is a Microsoft store opening +@MADdashDAN311 Burlington MA on the 19th +RT @TheXbone: @0xabad1dea It's the bone that phones home! But not to the NSA. Promise. +@TheXbone oh no it's the bone :( +Windows 8 seems to have given me a giant "sports" icon I don't remember having #UIRage +@m1sp *public display of cuddling* mrrrf. +My chibi ancestor! http://t.co/XN7WhOUPUF +@Myriachan just autocorrect. I’m just on the prowl for one or two more beta readers +@Myriachan hey do you like Adventure stories +RT @trevortimm: For years, NSA was conducting suspicionless searches to obtain the suspicion the FISA court required for searches https://t… +Yep that’s me, “Trivializing Serious International Problems with Dungeons and Dragons” Elliott. But you can call me Dragons +@BrandonTansey look again +Halfway into solving the encounter with swords, the bard remembers he has a diplomacy check he can roll. https://t.co/BdsmhDM145 good going +@snare indeed. I am, however, allergic to the brown food dye used in cheap chocolate. +@snare white chocolate is better than full chocolate +@thegrugq it’s still the tenth in America, you’re good. +RT @attractr: Behold the INFORMATION DOMINANCE CENTER http://t.co/Ealp0IJHsB (it doesn't disappoint) #cybercommand +RT @a_greenberg: NSA Secretly Admitted Illegally Tracking Thousands Of 'Alert List' Phone Numbers For Years http://t.co/PUVUJdIX2I +@aeleruil he exhibited his sanguine humor +@nickdepetrillo I’M TRYING +@dangoodin001 what is the practical distinction? Other than there being blood involved in removing a thumb but not a token. +# 377578798965088256 +@m1sp she pretty much is +@sneakin if you are implying she has a large frame, this is true and she is not insulted by truth. +@m1sp lol I drew Tsovinar in ridiculous western clothes. PANTS. What is this outrage +@chriseng that might be prone to… FPs *badmpssh* +Character art drawn waiting for my husband to buy clothes http://t.co/g17CkP6THH +@m1sp gee you hang out with some strange people :) +There’s another Melissa in line at the coffee shop. But can I teach these people to spell 0xabad1dea? +@kivikakk PS I decided a scene near the end with Eodar and Helian (you'll know it) needs to be rewritten entirely +@kivikakk I changed one of them to contempt :) +@kivikakk it is +@Myriachan seriously considering it, as it comes with full Office, right? And IS there a good jailbreak, I don't even know +Surface RT is gonna be $250 for one day at my mall - the price I thought it should have been all along +@m1sp I'm pretty sure the Think Of The Children Police would love to condemn my story as Pernicious in Every Way :D +@dan_crowley I am the Softest Criminal. My street name is Marshmellow Feather Duster +@ELLIOTTCABLE well I can give you a copy of it right now if you let me tell you which scene I think needs to be completely redone +@elad3 I used Lulu for the test run and my BFF in Australia got their copy quickly +@elad3 yes but I can't make that one $3 lol +@ELLIOTTCABLE no it is artisanal hand typed +@ELLIOTTCABLE also after I posted that on tumblr I remembered one of the teens is actually *gasp* straight. +@ELLIOTTCABLE there is not even anything gay on that page! +@ELLIOTTCABLE what whyyyyy +@ELLIOTTCABLE what whyyyy +@ErrataRob and this story is LONG, it will end when Barsamin is like forty. +@ErrataRob I'm self publishing all the way but there will be printed version available through lulu :) I have one it's nice +@ErrataRob the overall story started in Glory in the Thunder began to take shape about six years ago +@ErrataRob it's a tricky question. I've been trying to finish ANY of my stories since 13 +@ELLIOTTCABLE http://t.co/S0tivgSF5Z +@ELLIOTTCABLE I have a printed and bound 400-page test run of the manuscript in my hands RIGHT NOW. +After rereading again, I think only one scene needs to be completely redone. Then I need my cover art and I can dump my life's work on you! +@michabailey @chronic that doesn't really answer the question. If fingerprints are used then fingerprints are used whether 1 or 2 factor. +@torvos well I said to send a Linux version to @m1sp who may or may not know XD +@torvos exactly. +@m1sp am I being too pessimistic? :p http://t.co/fGPhc4D73T +RT @dildog: @dakami "In case of Emergency False Positive, Revoke Breaking Glass" +RT @arstechnica: University apologizes for censoring crypto prof over anti-NSA post http://t.co/XIOjslwQG4 by @natexanderson +(My issue is that in my notoriously hummmble opinion I should be getting download links for each supported operating system) +Dear kickstarted game: "Choose which platform you want your copy for: Windows/Linux/OSX" No. Bad. +You know you've been RT'd by @chronic when all your replies to a comment about proof in court are suddenly about buying weed :p +@boldComicSans with a PIN it’s pretty plausible that, say, your rebellious kid figured it out +@boldComicSans anything illegal you could do from a phone — pirate a movie, send a death threat, order drugs +@MrToph sorry, closed API, gotta wait for the jailbreak. +@ErrataRob which is of course *totally different* from Afrikaans. +@ErrataRob I *can* spell it, but if I tried, then people could call me out on any grammar errors! So it’s Fake Dutch. +@dangoodin001 aside from “how can it be fooled by experienced criminals” I am worried about legal snares https://t.co/ha4v4xIMFZ +@ErrataRob (you may have noticed that the language the doctor spoke near the end of the draft was actually Dutch As Spelled By Abadidea) +@ErrataRob @thegrugq Utrecht. +@thegrugq @ErrataRob some of us spawned inside the zone though (come to think… I actually didn’t!) +@ErrataRob no, I actually don’t think so. IMO it’s an “obvious” feature which happens to have its uses to them too +@rik_ferguson @ioerror maybe? I don’t think all of those ever made and actually used together will equal the number about to deploy +(I’m thinking as opposed to being able to say “my KID pirated that, sorry, after she watched over my shoulder and stole my PIN”) +@vogon *checks ram* no I think I care at least a little (do not say PAE. Do not say PAE) +Question: if you use fingerprint authentication, and your phone does something illegal, is that considered proof to a court YOU did it +@ioerror I don’t mind fingerprint as *opt-in* behavior but we have a serious lack of precedent I think. Can it be compelled etc +@DrPizza two kinds of Apple customers. One wants Apple and will take what they can afford. The other wants the BEST no mater what. +@Mordicant it’s my burner pin +@lrigknat @asteingruebl yeah but I don’t have the live stream and I’m not certain they said anything either way +@kaepora not really. It just has to be on par with a decent android for kid to convince mom. +@DrPizza well I know who Elvis is. And I have heard of Abbott and Costello. Am I warm? +@garywhitta @DrPizza it does something for me — big shiny beacon of who to avoid. Fake gold, really, REALLY. +RT @peterhoneyman: Here is Johns Hopkins Interim Dean of Engineering Andrew Douglas’s #apology to @matthew_d_green https://t.co/iYlTRslhFS +@i0n1c not mine — I think — but I’m not positive. +@chead it is my opinion that “something you have” is inferior to “something you know” as a single provider of authentication +@chead sure, but that’s not all I’m worried about. +Okay question. Can I have both the fingerprint AND the pin? 1-2-3-4 press home. This would be ideal. +@spacerog they’re insisting it’s on device only (which isn’t proof, but it’s stronger than NOT insisting that) +RT @matthew_d_green: I just received a very kind formal apology from the Interim Dean of JHU Whiting School of Engineering. +RT @tapbot_paul: What are the 5th amendment ramifications of fingerprint passwords? Can you be forced to touch id unlock? +Oh hey email preview crash in Outlook possible RCE http://t.co/rswuWrDxaq +@chort0 @i0n1c if it doesn’t I bet it will soon @bSr43 +@chriseng but then my witty sarcasm would have missed the window of opportunity +@kovnsk how many multi gigabyte files do I even have on a 16GB SSD :< +On the other hand I could probably be quite happy with 4GB RAM on an iPad as having just the one is its main problem. +If I am going to have a 64-bit phone it had BETTER come with > 4GB ram I can’t actually think of a use for +@zenalbatross be a little fair, there are political beat reporters and tech beat reporters. One doesn’t go to phone shows +RT @DanAmira: This is the most hilarious, passive-aggressive lunch date I've ever seen http://t.co/XYeW8wKVdV +@b_cran it’s red, but it looks kinda pink in one of the photos, due to the projector I guess +@F706L3665 the target market is children and teens, so, nothing +No pink or orange Plastic iPhone? No sale. It’s almost like I wasn’t even their target market :( +@itsdapoleece it’s the same board as the mini, really +My faith in liveblogging journalism is shattered! http://t.co/DUpbsyKlJt +@tapbot_paul well maybe Facebook shouldn’t have gotten all uppity and shipped its own phone ! +RT @macusermagazine: “Porn” blocking? EE’s compulsory default mobile content filter is blacklisting http://t.co/oEPiXvT7pf: consumer info o… +RT @Viss: guize, srsly. guize, stahp. http://t.co/iZmvrRILRV +Whatever you do, don’t say anything important you actually want people to read for the next *checks Apple iPhone* three hours or so +RT @jeremiahg: Many who use ad blocking software aren't necessarily anti-advertising, but more pro security and privacy. Web-based ads are … +@DrPizza but but World peace :( +RT @matthewbaldwin: My local community center was built with the Diablo level editor. http://t.co/R2rEkX6Sxq +New coworker seems charmed by how freely we discuss doing illegal things at Defcon. By which I mean he’s convinced I’m a hardened criminal! +@MrXors Defcon +Oh my gods my coworkers are making me watch the video help +RT @MicroSFF: "Maybe," I wrote, "internet's been self-aware for years, but doesn't dare tell us because we'd freak out?" Post. - Fail Paste… +If you don’t get it then either don’t worry about it (wise) or get aboard the meme boat (what does the fox say) +This is my husband’s idea of absolutely hilarious twitter gold. I think he shouldn’t quit his day job https://t.co/CvSHWqG0aQ +What is the appropriate reaction to hearing an abusive parent is pregnant again? Can I throw something into the sun +@nasko gods. I don’t even know. Just google NSA. +RT @JLLLOW: New Snowden Documents Show NSA Deemed Google Networks a "Target" | good summary v @rj_gallagher on industrial spying http://t.c… +RT @matthew_d_green: A last note on the NSA and why I think this is worth blogging about: http://t.co/2sZS8C9Klk +RT @jzaddach: MIPS linux routers apparently use a dummy get_cycles() implementation that weakens randomness ... https://t.co/BE2bzNoCtL +@bbfreak I prefer the e4000 +@bbfreak I have those too. They are generic, go steal some from your grandparents’ TV +@WesleyFlake yes. And it’s not “because” of any one neatly identifiable cause one can blame. +@bbfreak I used the one that came in the box +RT @Popehat: I #standwithpax because it's mean and hurtful to criticize him when he talks about how oversensitive women are. +RT @csoghoian: Can a tech-focused, in-depth news site please partner with @ggreenwald? The security community shouldn't have to beg for scr… +@m1sp LOL I knew if I reread enough times I would find another slip up on the “thou” thing. Gotcha! +@noirinp @jerenkrantz @timbray I’d expect the tone of sales sexism to be very different: ie demanding workers look “prettier”. This so? +@vogon it’s at least the same core compiler right +@vogon oh my gods. +@vogon jay-z it must be windows itself +@grey_area @wilkieii @lindseybieda @hypatiadotca @noirinp sort of. It still really helps if you’re looking for your first Real Job +@vogon I’m way more concerned about that handle count wat r u doin +@vogon and that is something a man can take pride in +@noirinp @hypatiadotca which is? The priest industry? +RT @alex_gaynor: https://t.co/MvU1namULX :( +RT @maira: "This painting is not available in your country." // new artwork for the @EFF office. http://t.co/ewGjnqOHil +@DrPizza BTW I noticed you had too much America and left. What was the final straw? +I mean 90% of you are guys in the opinion of Twitter Analytics, not that 90% of you are cool. Wonder how accurate it is actually +@demize95 I have no idea what your gender is because the cute anime avatar set seems to be about 40/40/20 m/f/n +Times like this I gotta remember: most of you, my 90% male followers, are actually pretty cool (that is Twitter Analytics’ actual figure) +@vogon no. I’ve seen twitter tonight. You’re really not. +@paxdickinson @frkbmb block me harder +@paxdickinson @kivikakk I’m so glad our internet had so many shining examples of good, compassionate, and wise human beings +@eevee I continue to be fascinated by how the php team consistently lives up to my expectations of being the worst possible open source team +@eevee it seems to be “aside from all the points it raised, I didn’t like it” and then writes a similar article +@kivikakk ever just wanna retweet something out of context +# 377199077894938624 +EMET is a godsend for anyone who can actually figure out how to use it. For the rest of us, enjoy your DLL-induced tears +@a_z_e_t @dangoodin001 imagine the low-level mole cracking the senior engineer’s new keys on their shared development shell server +@a_z_e_t @dangoodin001 all in all shared non-virtualized servers in a school, corp, gov etc would be an easier playing field for this +@a_z_e_t @dangoodin001 and sooner or later you’d probably get a slot on the right box when someone spins down a VM. but of luck though. +@a_z_e_t @dangoodin001 if you are an APT, and have an oracle for if it’s the right box, you could just buy in a loop +@a_z_e_t @dangoodin001 why not just… buy one +@4Dgifts @gsuberland no, my advice is DROPBOX needs to FIX it and end users shouldn’t ever need to hear or care +@0x90NOP @dangoodin001 @a_z_e_t well that’s good though I doubt the patch penetration has been high so far +@4Dgifts @gsuberland hey you know what ISN’T advice you can give to the average home and small business user? “Use EMET” +@demize95 @gsuberland having any amount of no ASLR in a process is bad and it’s getting into Firefox +@dangoodin001 if the summary is accurate that’s very bad for users of virtualized shared hosting +Dropbox DLL has no ASLR and injects all over the place http://t.co/LIwaRlGtQk by @gsuberland +RT @dangoodin001: Cryptographers: how practical is this side channel attack for extracting GPG keys? Should users be concerned? http://t.co… +@chriseng @ErrataRob we know that, whoever panicked about Dr. Green’s post apparently did not. +@eevee I think we need some sort of “Client side. Server side. What you need to know” public health brochure +@DrPizza I’ve got some unopened floppies I can sell you… +RT @pusscat: @donicer but if you ignore that you're offensive when really you have all the privilege in the world the word we use for you i… +@kaepora doesn’t it repeatedly say it was done without cooperation? Unless you mean the bit where it’s “not for them” to comment +RT @mattytalks: It's pretty weird that a guy who would murder a teenager might also threaten his wife. I guess you really never know someone +@ra6bit @matthew_d_green no. Only in the context of merchandise or implying endorsement or relation. +However SOMEONE is doing a good job swinging that law around to make people hesitant to use this logo in any context http://t.co/YGFcFvjjYL +@lorenzoFB yes. But there IS a law covering that logo specifically. +Or for commercial gain. Obviously. +I honestly don’t see how @matthew_d_green’s post could be construed to be breaking the law of using the NSA logo to imply endorsement +@matthew_d_green common sense, academic freedom, and young firebrands are on your side :) +Check @matthew_d_green timeline of about an hour before this tweet, I shouldn't retweet all that. +We built this city on best-effort transport mechanisms which presume participating nodes to be voluntarily cooperative +RT @tyndyll: First they came for the Linux users, and I didn't speak, because I couldn't get my audio drivers to work with 3.0.46 #nsa +@_larry0 no, some cloud providers etc. +.@ezchili Twitter Mobile thinks it’s okay to turn back on settings you have turned off during updates. +@bmirvine ^_^ +@kevinlange do you mind if I call them out of this without your name (if someone tracks my tweets backwards they could see this) +@kevinlange @Pebble oh geez I didn’t even notice that. Wow. Not cool. +Or maybe someone was trying to make sure all us paranoid nutters save a copy ;) +RT @brynosaurus: Phil Rogaway: "I herein condemn and assert my repugnance of the USA’s mass-surveillance programs". http://t.co/XiKjvZd6Ww +I don’t want to have a country where a university is scared to host this article by their own professor http://t.co/ph8L94Kife +@thegrugq also it sounds like the dean *was* put up to it +@thegrugq I did in my head but I am too busy raging already +RT @matthew_d_green: The post is still up on Blogger, but a local University mirror of my blog was shut down. And no, this isn't my Dean's … +RT @thegrugq: @matthew_d_green so who put him up to it? +Rehost the planet RT @matthew_d_green request from my Dean asking me to remove all copies of my NSA blog post from University servers +@adamcaudill exactly. But this is like the third time. Whoever makes these initial decisions needs a good talk +@matthew_d_green the HELL. +RT @matthew_d_green: I received a request from my Dean this morning asking me to remove all copies of my NSA blog post from University serv… +Guess whose husband won’t read my manuscript? He’ll only look over my shoulder and start reading a battle scene in a porn voice +@thegrugq @i0n1c neither of my Macs has a drive slot now. But the 2010 model, and the 2006, and the ones at school…, +@i0n1c every Mac I have ever used had the drive mechanism fail in under a year. :| +Microsoft sure has gotten into the habit of obviously unpopular announcement — sudden complete backtrack http://t.co/Eowp2QLfW5 +RT @m1sp: I made a Skyrim mod! Papyrus is a surprisingly nice language once you get past the editor UX. http://t.co/nWeql8gdJu +@bl4sty right, it represents millennia of abuse from our cartoon oppressors. I’ve got cel-shaded privilege +@RenaKunisaki did you just trick me into establishing a homestuck 2uirk? :| +@RenaKunisaki I’m 2uite positive +@bl4sty thank you for using sexualized language to dismiss concerns of sexualized culture, you are helping +When your font (IM Fell Great Primer) has a Q this awesome you start looking for ex-Q-ses http://t.co/WbfO8xCmRf +@_r04ch_ https://t.co/1LrFqPxmXu should work +RT @mattst0rey: They also appear to have tried to bypass the boot/disk encryption with several password guesses.. +RT @mattst0rey: So it appears the USA TSA has opened my case from my recent trip, booted my laptop, and then left it running for x number h… +@janiczek it is an old fashioned printing press font so yes. The descenders are not very adventurous +@qole @chead @vogon error: you have died of dysentery +@ReinH gay teenagers causing political and religious problems on a magical version of the Silk Road. +@ReinH my novel +@RSWestmoreland not yet! I am still editing it ;( +@FrederickGeek8 I have a few. You can plug in generic bunny ears from Radio Shack if you get a PAL female adapter. +@The1TrueSean when have I seen you stone cold sober? +@The1TrueSean that explains why you haven’t died of shame yes +@vogon you cannot judge me +Disliking programmers is prejudice against a protected class() +@m1sp I’m pretty sure you reread the whole thing again so be more brutally honest +@ErrataRob because I’m a programmer?! Sir that is prejudice against a protected class() extending engineer +@thegrugq @ra6bit @HackerHuntress Korean. +@The1TrueSean effect*, sheriff +My beta readers are all fired for not telling me I used the same adjective twice in one paragraph like an unlettered serf +@paradroid001 it will be self published soon <3 with no DRM option for ebook +@paradroid001 I finished my first novel (sans final editing) +@thegrugq @chriseng retweeted, be precise. +@chriseng @thegrugq FYI I’m totally not posting bail if you call me after the cops decided you were having too much fun at the playground +RT @chead: @vogon @0xabad1dea thanks dad http://t.co/fqnRKHOm49 +@The1TrueSean precisely +@chriseng @thegrugq where did you source your tempestuous teacup filter +@The1TrueSean Your Grace* +@chead @vogon don’t copy that floppy. Keep that floppy floppy +@The1TrueSean breathe*, Mr. President +@passetc @vogon ask the year 1995. https://t.co/ee69ssKhoe +@patrickwonders IM Fell Great Primer +@aeleruil CHARGE YOUR PHONE +@kaepora I have read it multiple times and trust me: read this version. http://t.co/bRgY58Tmnv +@Kufat o/ +RT @vogon: @0xabad1dea screenshot: http://t.co/eBagrrJCwA +@vogon you +RT @vogon: @0xabad1dea "you are about to embark on an adventure", the chrome extension (intercepts the new tab page): https://t.co/0yRSA0Ee… +@nickm_tor check out its sister poem Alte Clamat Epicurus :) +@thegrugq don’t make us revoke your smartphone privileges, old man +@donicer nah that’s what I am to *everyone* +Uh oh. @thegrugq has finally learned how to use emoji 😐 +@donicer no actually I have no idea who did it. And I care because it’s yet another reminder of what *I* am to some people. +@washiiko it is an adventure on a vaguely steampunk version of the Silk Road +@washiiko hmm come to think I guess I haven’t seen you on twitter recently! So I guess you missed all my excitement of finishing +RT @rockets: lol did the people behind titstare buy a bunch of tweets or something http://t.co/EsnS3p2iLA +# 376855971005739008 +@washiiko yes +Aw yeah got a test printout of my book. http://t.co/GJXPVcslxG +@VackerSimon roughly 110 MHz +@m1sp An effective disguise! http://t.co/iE0ffJQ8lZ is this just all a plot to get characters in outfits +@thegrugq I'm imagining you're at a terminal and can't actually see it render. In which case you owe me for not pasting the bomb emoji +@thegrugq ⬇ +@thegrugq ➡ +RT @vogon: @0xabad1dea whenever I connect to the internet I want a dlg to pop up saying "you are about to embark on an adventure that spans… +@thegrugq yep. It's brown +@AwfulHorse me either. A lot of floppies apparently +@hdmoore \o/ I am seeding chaos +OS/2 Warp comes with a doozy of a disclaimer http://t.co/nihMKnuyGe +Mission success! I have taken their innovative products http://t.co/u2931X6tp9 +@aantonop yes +@zedshaw do you have flash on? Flash took a sudden performance nosedive recently wrt freezeups and stuff +Reporting back: IBM is as boring as I thought, and they have a road called Innovation Way. +@thezeist I don’t even need to click that. Yes, yes it is :( +@hellNbak_ ie go drive for sport if you want but please please please let the robots solve needless mass casualties :( +@hellNbak_ I don’t understand why the heck anyone thinks human beings manually steering huge machines going fast is not the apex of dumb +@a_greenberg aw man don’t phone up IBM security and blow my cover +RT @a_greenberg: @0xabad1dea I have a feeling this tweet is bad opsec +I’m infiltrating IBM headquarters! Why? Meh, who needs a reason, spycraft is fun +@sergeybratus http://t.co/L6W6mwhy4d +Der Spiegel says they will have a full length article tomorrow… I’m hoping they’ll be more direct than the others and just go for it. +RT @matthew_d_green: .@F706L3665 @pbarreto The first step is to tear apart every standard we don't have a proof for, and decide if we can j… +@bbfreak nope. On OSX I use GQRX +@bbfreak heheh all of them. On stage? That was an Acer W700 tablet running Windows 8. Usually? A MacBook Air +RT @dildog: You can get rich and famous and important, but you'll always eventually be reduced to cleaning malware off the in-law's compute… +@pwpslade @codeferret_ I am cuddling with a cat RIGHT NOW +@dan_crowley @jack_daniel nah need some baby powder for color +I am convinced I literally *need* a cat, for mental health reasons. Tell @codeferret_ +RT @_snagg: A formally verified browser, I'd be curious to see how it fares in real life: http://t.co/N5q6mTdXWX +@maxtch that’s kind of a vague question! TrueCrypt is better suited to protecting large amounts of files in a practical fashion +On the redacted trickle of NSA docs RT @marshray This is like having parents who only let you eat one piece of Halloween candy each day +RT @trevortimm: New Snowden docs show NSA can access user data from all major cell phones—including iPhone, BlackBerry, and Android http://… +RT @zarawesome: architect of death-ray building blames sun for being too hot and in the wrong place http://t.co/V1pBjhVAsX +@elcuco2 um, no, it’s not a bad analogy at all. Stay far away from me. +@JackLScanlan get better flies +RT @WeldPond: John Gilmore speculation on "BULLRUN" and standards committees he was on. http://t.co/nV1Rs4savG” +Also being walked in on while taking an iPad selfie of a fake beard is ranking pretty high on awkward moments +Really though my intent is to join @travisgoodspeed and @moxie as being recognizable by hair alone. The Poof of Tangly Doom. +I have been informed to make heavier use of rubber bands when appearing in fleshly form. Is this how this works http://t.co/WaTnc2pR1Z +RT @MGS_Quiet: Mr Kojima explained to me that trousers on women just isn't possible with current gen hardware but said it may be possible f… +@DynamicWebPaige the most productive times of my life are Saturday nights. +@The1TrueSean @codeferret_ you take care of him or I will have your head from your neck +@0xcharlie someone has already reversed it iirc. The save files are in the figures +RT @csoghoian: "I'm glad the media didn't name the specific technologies and algorithms that NSA has broken or backdoored" - said no securi… +@ChaosDatumz make sure to test before you rely on one ! It took a lot more tinfoil than I had supposed to kill 3G on my phone +@ChaosDatumz if your grocery store has those big ol’ foil bags they might work (mine doesn’t seem to stock any) +RT @BrendanAdkins: Now go ahead. Tell me again why women on the Internet need thicker skin. +RT @BrendanAdkins: I haven’t seen a single negative tweet or email. No threats, no hate, not even an attempt to argue. Not one. +RT @BrendanAdkins: So @twoscooters and I were both widely cited for being upset with Penny Arcade. She’s since received thousands of rape a… +@i0n1c @thegrugq well that explains what happened to me! +@ChaosDatumz if you mean brand, not particularly, but don’t pay a lot of money for one. +@0xmchow @TheDukeZip maybe they’re going alphabetically by handle? I always win that one ;) +@kernel_pan1c sure, link shouldn’t change :) +@thegrugq oh... No, I'm worried about the sorts of comments no one would ever make about you ;) +If someone posts one of "those" comments to YouTube do me a huge favor and DON'T tell me :( +# 376436686357811200 +@blaufish_ if you see me with a waterfall display and you don't stop me it's your own dang fault ;) +So when do I get my check from the SDR manufacturers' lobby +@blaufish_ my voice goes multiple octaves higher depending on social context +@wimremes @sergeybratus I follow like six trillion of them which I am pretty sure is all of them +RT @TweetsofOld: The typing record is ninety-seven words per minute. Now if only a typewriter could be educated to spell correctly. MI1888 +@kaepora has improved 400% for people with brand new high-end phones* +This is the kind of unnecessary bitterness towards simple joy I can get behind http://t.co/9iEythgi7C +Apparently my talk is up, I can’t bear to watch it and kick myself over every tiny stutter and awkward turn of phrase http://t.co/InMaDihQPG +Wait if every Australian on twitter is unhappy then who exactly voted for whoever won +@McCarron @jjarmoc finally! But you do know about http://t.co/TulNC6sC9O right ;) +@m1sp it’s not necessarily a bad thing it’s just… well clearly something in my head is installed at a different angle +@kernel_pan1c this should work https://t.co/1LrFqPxmXu +@m1sp the part about being… disconnected. +@m1sp doesn’t it. But I mean looking at how I actually described her thought process that’s uh kinda too much like me +I probably shouldn’t psychoanalyze myself but apparently my brain is some kind of alien artifact almost but not quite compatible +@m1sp also, no context, I realized I am actually exactly like Erasmin +@m1sp hmm so he does ! He is _emphatic_ Mispy +@m1sp oh gods what did I do +@Wrathematician @m1sp therefore you must +@geekable @Packetknife https://t.co/AstyHuIgOj +@Jennimason0990 @chead yeah no sorry it’s probably actually true :( +I’m pretty sure our stuff flags 1024-bit keys as a flaw - and we find them often… http://t.co/vTvgMSbJSp +(So I’m expecting the next doc to be about time traveling aliens, obviously) +Incidentally everything said about the NSA recently I have heard before but I also heard about aliens and time travel. So… +In this RT: I advocate slightly less violence than @Packetknife or at least my PR people say I do +RT @Packetknife: Next time someone says "We already knew that" about a NSA revelation - throatpunch & waterboard them until they tell you W… +@mdowd but @spacerog totally took a wrong turn and ended up at their office once +@JackLScanlan what’d ya do Jack +@yolocrypto yolo my brolo +@m1sp it's hard to take pictures on a train http://t.co/VuQfzkemDH +# 376122134277664768 +Native New Yorkers can smell your fear, I am certain of it +@justintroutman @marshray @matthew_d_green oh are we playing thread necromancer ;) +@ameaijou a weak one, for I am already on an outbound train +A policewoman flagged down our bus from the sidewalk... to high five the driver and leave +@m1sp and that means NO scarves, NO boots, and for gods sakes NO SWORDS! +@m1sp lol way too skinny! Rather trying to leave the country without Fluens hearing about it +@m1sp btw I drew Ismyrn in a dress and she hates me now. It’s plot relevant too! +@m1sp I got on a bus with some weirdo named @kufat +I wasn’t paying attention for a few hours and now I’m in New York City. Yuck. +@ErrataRob @sambowne @0xcharlie COMCAST DOWN CONTINENTALLY - SEND COMPLAINTS TO ROBERT GRAHAM +@thegrugq @0xcharlie St. Louis, MinnesOta, it’s code +@alex_gaynor @glyph my favorite kind of programmer To murder +@blowdart @0xcharlie it’s okay. I already know he lives in Minnesota, so ISP choices are limited +@0xcharlie Comcast? Seen a few say so now I think +@Packetknife and some of us are in love with them as a concept +RT @hdmoore: GitHub has no confidence in my ability to code: "Great repository names are short and memorable. Need inspiration? How about g… +@ezchili it could be the refresh rate. Or maybe the colors are leaning too blue and it wakes you up too much +@marshray @ioerror it’s true. A huge number of these workers would live in Prince William County; I did +@ioerror IMO it’s not “the NSA” but a problem inherent to gov using the net as we know it, preaching to the choir but http://t.co/ROwiraCKeQ +RT @DeusJes: Why can't a spambot ever be like "Hey, keep up the great work! You are awesome and appreciated!"? +Wow this description of php-internals is pretty much exactly what I assumed just from looking at the product. http://t.co/wmoPG0IRPh +@marshray @ErrataRob the heck did you do +@LiangNuren I haven’t, but viruses are often given very arbitrary names by whoever finds it first, if they don’t come with a clear name +@Viss wow it’s not dead yet? +@LiangNuren yeah +@FinalBullet I sent you an email from on a bus and I’m not 100% sure it went through +@ShadowTodd neither holy nor roman, bro +RT @julianor: Thomas Pornin did it again! http://t.co/6gxzXjN15T how to backdoor /etc/ssh/moduli +@kaepora yes, because 10 years ago it would have been SVN ;) +@mattblaze let’s all use SEED algorithm. I trust South Korea! +RT @RandomStep: @0xabad1dea better: you don't get to set up cameras outside them and record everything for future reference. +@mattblaze my instinct is implementation. That’s what would make it so fragile. +@thegza10304 @llaurs grats! +@SteveD3 I’m on a bus but you can send melissa . b . elliott at gmail if you want +I am so sick of the “ohh you use the internet so you have no right to privacy” argument. Yeah my house has windows but you shouldn’t look in +@thegrugq so either my young memories are corrupt or the tiers of the overpass used to go higher +@thegrugq actually I do remember the old system in exactly one way: looking DOWN on the sand and gravel mixer +@thegrugq "finished" sure sure... +A fear I just found out I had: an elevator with a mechanical bell #rickety +Times Android Maps has crashed while navigating Boston: all of them +Sometimes I feel like I am drowning beneath the weight of all the problems I know about but can't actually solve +@thegrugq @chriseng um yeah that was my point +@thegrugq @chriseng but really- who can deny that IF standards and codebases were deliberately flawed- others can exploit them too? +@thegrugq @chriseng he's only my boss when it's convenient +@thegrugq but that doesn't really absolve my heart of the burden of "ugh, everything is terrible and it's too complicated to explain" +@thegrugq I did go out of my way to say "this will protect you from laptop thieves and snooping housemates, but not necessarily governments" +@chriseng your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to not make the rooting out and repression of dissenting thought even easier +@jesster_king right, let me tell all the readers of Wired to roll their own damn crypto algorithms and shoot and hang themselves too. +It's really hard to write an advice column for how to encrypt your files when your subconscious is screaming "WHAT IF IT'S BACKDOORED" +RT @mattblaze: If Snowden wasn't read in to BULLRUN but had access to docs, that suggests even more serious weaknesses in NSA security. +@homakov that uh, is a bit awkward, yes. +@WeldPond well that’s kind of it, isn’t it? They’d have to be daft to not build in an excuse. +I swear, some problems with text just cannot be seen until after they are published on a blog. *tweak* +@Packetknife But if you are wondering where the older characters find their endless wells of philosophical outrage -- well -- here it is. +@Packetknife incidentally I have a growing discontent with the last few chapters, they need work, but the basic structure will not change. +@Packetknife I am a character in a novel with a convoluted plot, and I do not yet know the ending. I hope it isn't the sort that I write. +Finally gathered the greater part of my thoughts together: Anger Against Surveillance. http://t.co/v2zLlQVQbk +@_____C it’s Schneier; his audience is the people in the government as much as it is people like me. +RT @thegrugq: Terrible typography in these declassified docs. Can't NSA hire some designers to fix this? http://t.co/iPqSfHRjJK +RT @Webwereld: #Android #Kitkat maakt heel wat los bij kleine kinderen. https://t.co/CJqm172vrH #comic #strip +@ZadowSapherelis @m1sp yay! +@kivikakk oh my goodness well please mind the last few chapters need some editing still! +@chort0 well, no, I do not think he is sane, but that is a different problem from if he has some good points ;) +RT @matthew_d_green: New blog: My (tiny) brush with the biggest crypto story of the year. And lots of random speculation. http://t.co/BDVKo… +@m1sp <3 I need the artwork afore I can fiddle ~ +@matthew_d_green I’m not under the impression Silent Circle has anywhere enough traffic to be Major. +@chriseng @grey_area I’m saying, idiocy and ignorance are NP-hard, but among people who write standards MD5 is in fact pretty deprecated +@chriseng @grey_area you could literally put out a presidential emergency notice to stop using an algo and SOMEONE will still ship +@grey_area @chriseng everybody who’s actually qualified to be making these decisions at least +@chriseng yes actually +@SecurePessimist if you're serious I am very honored!, but I do not think I am in a position to be going to California right now? :( +I stop and reevaluate the four paragraphs I have just written into a tumblr text editor. My gods, I am self-righteous. Oh well. It's tumblr! +@r3d4ct3d it is going to be a Thing! I need to substantially edit the last few chapters and get some artwork I commissioned. +@demize95 ahhhhh two t's ttwo tt's ;-; +Hipster Best Friend had a printout of my manuscript even before I did... https://t.co/Rhq2NgW3vT +@m1sp is that a metric Joltik or imperial +@m1sp OH MY GODS YOU GOT YOURS FIRST turn it on the side so I can see how thick it iiiiiiiis +Time to tap into the source of my power and transmute anger and frustration into tumblr posts that get like seventeen whole likes +RT @drainmice: Well, we are Mozilla, so I figured this needed to be made consistent with Firefox UX http://t.co/1W04Crm7IW +@ELLIOTTCABLE none of that genderized language ! +@m1sp oh no you’re encouraging me ;( +@ELLIOTTCABLE @m1sp this is true blue friend zone love, I think. +@m1sp I want to topple the oppressor or something but really that just means write an angry blog post +@m1sp I need a hug +RT @zenalbatross: "Complete enabling for [redacted] encryption chips used in Virtual Private Networks and Web encryption devices." http://t… +@marshray @matthew_d_green is there some sort of super hero team of cryptographers I can be a junior member of +@alex_gaynor @eevee personally I don’t get it. Like is this a wedding? Speak up in 1993 against NSA or forever hold your peace? +@alex_gaynor @eevee this is an extremely common trend among people who… worked in/for government. “Well duh!” +“The NSA’s actions are legitimizing the internet abuses by China, Russia, Iran and others.” Damn right. +@Atheist_Dan02 @0x17h gods damnit 17! Stop trolling innocent atheists +RT @osxreverser: With all these capabilities why did they took so long to find out that general cheating his wife? ;-) +# 375764140914405376 +@ShadowTodd I’m… pretty sure he actually has a pretty big fandom among young ladies. +@flamsmark @puellavulnerata I would say yes because they *interact* and the whole story is their relationship whether or not there are words +RT @DrPizza: If algorithms and implementations that people actually use are insecure then that information should be published. +@Tomi_Tapio first caller: woman says: “farms” +@Tomi_Tapio question: “There were once over a hundred of these in America. Now there are four. What are they?”: +@Tomi_Tapio that reminds me of the most “American” thing I ever heard spoken, on a local radio show — +RT @thegrugq: "Five weird tips to NSA proof your life - the SIGINT community hates them!" +@bistromath I basically heard it when I was like twelve +@Jennimason0990 that’s the question ! :( dumb meanie NSA +Yes we were all already speculating SSL was broken since forever but with a little more oomph this time +Wait so I turn my back for a few hours and suddenly everyone is speculating SSL is broken? GDI +RT @thegrugq: “@matthew_d_green: Still feel confident in OpenSSL?” < has anyone ever felt confident in OpenSSL? +@SteveD3 I’m not even sure what happened I was working on something and what +I figured out how laptop manufacturers will stay in business: it is easier to buy family members a new one than deal with them… +RT @Viss: http://t.co/frxO4hp5Qv .. holy shit! Can.. can i.. take.. some credit for that? I'd love to be able to say I made a difference. #… +@vogon NO, *VOGON*, I am being quite literal +@vogon you are such a disproportionately heavy favoriter that you pretty much have direct control of my Discover tab +@m1sp btw I uploaded all my newer source material photos into my old gallery http://t.co/IE65PmvMDr now with like 900% more birds +@m1sp http://t.co/uTxkoIUgiH ^_^ +@donicer I just think, if it were being used for intelligence, they've already screwed up and it will be too noticeable when it's active +@donicer but they're noticeably not-particularly-active. They should all be hitting up random popular websites or something +@m1sp well how else am I supposed to brutally mock their points without mercy if I didn't take the time to read carefully first +@misuzulive why am I even bothering to be surprised +@thegrugq conveniently, there is both a bank and a liquor store across the street +@SurprisingEdge it boils down to getting the meaning of some booleans in setting cookie options wrong. +I just distinctly heard someone outside my house say “remind me to rob a bank later.” Hear something say something on twitter! +Yes I know I retweeted cwgabriel but I’m a “at least hear their side” type generally +RT @cwgabriel: Been working on this post for a couple days: http://t.co/u5uMwyKKLN +@misuzulive is that Fan art of your car +@donicer it’s a little too obvious for that I think. You don’t need hundreds of thousands of noticeable nodes… +@name_too_long I don't! But no-one is going to try. +Reasons I don't get to be customer-facing, episode 317: urge to glue the documentation (of THEIR code) they didn't read to their faces +Today I resent: poorly-named Java library functions confusing programmers into thinking they did the security thing right. They didn't. +I'm glad @gmail decides to non-deterministically load or not load the tracking number widget in the exact same email #UIRage +@Kim_Bruning @blazingcrimson honestly it doesn't surprise me when people block me because I can accidentally bring too many people in +@Kim_Bruning @blazingcrimson could be for anything, we're not exactly ideologically aligned +@Kim_Bruning @blazingcrimson if you mean 20Committee, he blocked me and that just makes everything on twitter awkward +@jemgillam wow at least I'm not allergic to that. To some other weird random stuff, but not latex :( +@thijs one that is such a thin font it all but vanishes at twitter avatar size. And is beveled serif. Like it's a gorram bank. +Paypal sent me an email titled "Congratulations!" and doesn't really say what I'm being congratulated for. Am I the new CEO of something? +@jemgillam the guild of people who do not react as intended to having their messed-up organs messed up in the other direction! +@StrThry I have extremely long ones. So yes, probably. +@jemgillam now imagine that you were given contraceptives for having excessive periods... and it turns out you're allergic +@iiadamogrady oh yeah I know and I often exploit this >:) +Guys who like to say "it must be her period": you have a 1/4 chance of being incidentally right. And a 4/4 chance of being incredibly rude. +@blazingcrimson which I interpret as a symptom of having worked with a focus on Russia and developed tunnel vision… +@blazingcrimson he seems smart and knowledgable but he comes across as having decided that Russia is the root of all schemes in the world +@blazingcrimson Mr. 20 Committee is tenured at the navy school or something I guess +@blazingcrimson forgive me, I mean the people who are aggressively blogging about being Former NSA +I guess I can’t distinguish between “Former NSA Guy knows something” and “Former NSA Guy been doing this too long, all roads lead to Russia” +@mattblaze I got one, Gail! They be payin’ top dollar for fresh cryptographers down at the NSA! +Oh my gods it’s beveled? Someone just got Photoshop. Okay, that was my one allotted tweet on the subject. +@Hackintech_ well that’s a good reason to spy on us isn’t it ? :p +@Hackintech_ well wait until you are not in class! But it’s just a Former NSA Agent who sees all roads to Russia +I’m also confused by people who think the simplest explanation for a known journalist publishing leaks is they already worked for Russia +@Hackintech_ this guy has blocked me but it’s just as well he’s homophobic and stuff http://t.co/rU4XmTW4V5 +It troubles me that the “former NSA” types consider “selling secrets to Russia for cash” and “leaking to press” to be the same thing +@justinwolfers @DynamicWebPaige ofc not all schools actually have economics and home economics (not that I’d rank them high anyway) +The tor botnet http://t.co/hnkfamAbrs +@DynamicWebPaige if anyone ever dares ask me to wear heels to anything, my condition is all men in attendance must as well :) +@stavvers @kivikakk I have literally never seen a man punch another man in the mouth in my life. Maybe this person just has abusive friends! +@thegrugq @wimremes you are really really gross +@thegrugq they are CLENCHED +@amanicdroid (the boy in the picture I drew earlier - I don't like him, and he dies horribly for it, MUAHAHAHA-- haaa.... I'm sane) +@amanicdroid heheh. I get to brutally murder my own characters one by one +http://t.co/2suymWAX9N is the first story I have ever read where I hope the supporting characters murder the main character and take over +I’d ask if this is to imply that Nokia phones DON’T break in half with sufficient force, but you know, actually… https://t.co/82UEEEwrIt +Make fun of ME for not drawing hands will you well look that's totally a hand what now huh http://t.co/fsGa2QP2ph +@vogon okay I’m putting you down as “would settle” +@vogon I need to know for score keeping purposes +@vogon you didn’t answer my implicit question +@vogon clearly we are long lost siblings. Hope you weren’t secretly pining for me +@vogon also it doesn’t happen until I *stop* stimulating it by removing the q-tip +RT @vogon: @0xabad1dea incidentally, the reason why: http://t.co/y9mapWwo8Z +@vogon I demand funding for a study +Weird true facts: I can make myself cough on demand by using a q-tip on my right, and only my right, ear. +@vogon if your target market is other startup founders, you’re gonna have a bad time +@vogon why on earth would they think anyone would recognize and care about their VCs +@_redwire from an engineering requirements perspective. There’s more to deploying it than just getting the math right +@_redwire yes, technical texts will stick a lot better the second time around +@_redwire rereading, technically, though it's probably been seven years at this point. Found it lying around +@Ionustron I draw hands! Hundreds of hands. They're just not very good yet unless I am drawing jumbo man-hands +@_redwire yes I know it's just literally the only thing associated with him in my mind :p I am guessing you mean the puffy hat and stuff +@_redwire you mean they both look like 10yo girls? >.> +.@bhelyer HIS FISTS ARE CLENCHED I can't draw hands +Characters! Art art art. http://t.co/0q5HWdFBB9 +@bascule @kaepora lol. This new avatar reminds me that one of the characters I designed for my second novel looks weirdly like kaepora +@kaepora why doesn’t your avatar have glasses +RT @jenheddle: This Amazing Stories editorial boils down to "Girls are icky." http://t.co/5HASpTB53X +@nickm_tor A: they complain about top posts Q: how do you know someone is old? +@jenheddle @Xaosopher wow this is literally “how dare someone write science fiction that appeals to women” +RT @mfeathers: School is a prison and it is damaging our kids http://t.co/Dm3nRLoYKD +@GetYarny ooh ooh me. Just finished my novel about gay boys and girls from a fictionalized Silk Road… +@matthew_d_green I thought we already agreed he was Dogbert +@0xcharlie feel free to share these thoughts with me +RT @Packetknife: "Sorry I Thought I Could Leave When You Said “You Are Not Being Detained”" http://t.co/kYDqBmxkqF +@matthew_d_green not when someone figures out that if ten thousand people with huge passwords log in at the same time the ram thrashes +@ameaijou I don’t like those either. The list of things I do like is a bit different +@thegrugq @pusscat source: some very traumatized American teens who saw a woman shot in a bar fight. +@thegrugq @pusscat my understanding of Mexico City is that they won’t even accept a report of murder if it’s a busy day. +@ameaijou I do not enjoy burning myself +# 375407883703574528 +If any of you wonder why I’m not into hardware hacking see exhibit A: everything I have ever tweeted about my hands interacting with matter +For only $8 a day you can save a badidea from having to endanger herself by operating a stove or using a knife or anything else oopsie-prone +@vogon I DON’T KNOW it just happened okay +He leaves me to fend for myself for ONE meal and what happens? I scald my toes. +@glyph I don’t know! And they might not have known either. I nominate @marshray to the stand +@marshray yeah. And what is really the point of a few hundreds KB of password being mapped onto a smaller hash anyway :) +@glyph my offhanded guess is it’s defensive against hypothetical information leaks +@vogon I’m kinda disappointed my parents managed to get it fixed +@vogon they put the wrong year on my birth certificate… +@vogon are you the Corruption Whisperer +@m1sp here's to the next two hundred pages of notes http://t.co/9mpdLXv7JM +@eevee fine but your only choice is oatmeal +RT @nicklockwood: @0xabad1dea @vexorian0 [joke about it being possible to hash a longer explanation to fit the character limit but it takin… +Now to figure why Preview.app would seem to crash because its open file was forced out of working set by MD5'ing movies. +@Kufat with *******? wow, weird +@eevee is someone looking for a cookie ;) +@nicklockwood @vexorian0 it's difficult to fit in "All of you think you want literally no upper limit but you are wrong" and still fit why +@DisK0nn3cT and Ferguson +So yeah you can set it to kilobytes and be totally fine but if I can paste a 1080p movie in there we got a problem ;) +You don't actually not want *any* upper limit on user-controlled password length, everyone. Hashing is fixed output but it is not fixed time +@ShaneTheKing and then your backend is DoS'd by kids setting their passwords 8MB long and it has to hash them +@yacCz no, I really doubt it. At that high, it's just a limit so that you can't set rickroll.mp3 as your password... +@ShaneTheKing I think PHP defaults to 2MB or something, my novel is aaaalmost that long. +@ShaneTheKing (and if you want to define it as the maximum size a POST can be without crashing your server, that's fine.) +@ShaneTheKing hahahaha I will paste my novel just to spite you, that's what attackers do. The backend has to reject it at some point. +@ShaneTheKing there has to be a limit SOMEWHERE. And it's usually a heck of a lot lower than 200. +"Your password must be between 8-200 characters in length." Well that's refreshing +@clerian so this will always feel like "elder scrolls lite" to me +@clerian The creative team looks pretty good... I just consider the magic of Elder Scrolls games to be in the private immersion +@clerian yeh +I can't believe I'm checkbox-signing an NDA for a video game. It says not to reveal anything about the game's setting SPOILERS it's Tamriel +RT @marcedwards: Ok, you win. I promise I will never complain about iOS 7 again. http://t.co/sqNtc8O7oY +RT @RSnake: This is what happens when you try to write a funny Blackhat post and it turns into "hrm" https://t.co/zo8wiROg0M +@arstechnica I ended up carrying a battery larger than the entire phone in my purse for peace of mind. +@pisseditguy it works fine except when it doesn't +@julianor wow contradicting the word “random” in the space of one sentence is a pretty good start huh +@Raspberry_Pi gahhh! I’m sorry. +Oh look Twitter Web is down *switches to Mobile Web* “Oops! You will need to generate a temporary password on Twitter to—” (╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻ +@irvinHomem Practical Crytography, 2003 +I love my field because it is very optimistic http://t.co/X7Ll7aRdaU +BUG: if Javascript is not enabled, this function may falsely report that the world has not yet been destroyed http://t.co/iVCoAoOe0p +@vogon oh, twitter web still has the blue lines? well then +@thegrugq ahh I was looking at Linux's http://t.co/khDXD0Vc6Y +@thegrugq pretty sure malloc still uses their actual system calls +@thegrugq that's the manual page the quote is from actually. +Is your allocation routine just not comfortable? Are your page tables thrashing? Try malloc(3) with no obligation today! +"The malloc(3) memory allocation package is the portable and comfortable way of allocating memory." This sounds oddly like an advertisement +@sakjur it really really depends on the app. The new Internet Explorer is actually pretty touch friendly, more so than Chrome... +@sakjur he's done it to me too they all do it sorry! +@sakjur in any tablet it will almost certainly be a fixed amount. They are SoCs +@elad3 spare a thought for the peasant with only two cores +Someday I will actually go and find out what is in gettext that makes it take so long to compile and you will never hear from me again +Oh wow Outlook Web is horrible. Oh wow it's so much better than its previous incarnation how did I not stab myself in 2006 +@vogon “We are having a problem with the electrical system and I — hello?” +@_wirepair almost all the good games come out in Japan first deal with it +@FinalBullet work address? hang on... guess who's home sick ;( +At least I'd give it a shot if @TESOnline's beta key redeeming page wasn't down +Hey I got an @TESOnline beta invite. I still think the quiet splendor of the single player games will always be better but I will try it. +@gmail pardon, Promotions tab. +Funny how an offer from Google Wallet doesn't go in the Offers tab, @gmail +@mtheoryx honestly I probably like Kubrick better +Get your VOIP automatically rerouted through higher-capacity links by saying something suspicious! / @_wirepair +Friends don’t let friends deploy default Bootstrap. Don’t let Helvetica Neue face the fate of Times New Roman +@sakjur I chose it because it has 4GB ram. If you don’t care you can probably get a 2GB tablet a bit cheaper. +@sakjur I have Acer iconia w700. Get at least 128GB SSD if you can. Don’t get Acer’s 8” model +RT @eevee: RT priv: Longest piece of literature ever written is allegedly an SSBB fanfic: http://t.co/LSTis9ZI8X 203 chapters. Over 3.5m wo… +@sciencecomic I’m not a comedian but people like to explain my own sarcasm to me +@0x17h they said money didn’t change hands, rather it is a double promotion +@landley it was in the comments on the recent Ars article about “balky carriers” +@Myriachan it seems to be crashing right now but https://t.co/yaI1L1khKu +@0xmchow also, no one eeeever spells my name right ;( +@0xmchow *turns deep red* other people have had such thoughts! My only novelty was demonstrating how to do it for $10 ^_^;; +@ThomasWinwood I’m pretty sure he just has one of those generic bendy-neck lamps with a shade that focuses the light straight down +.@_larry0 I know three different people who set fire to their dorm rooms with those things. AVOID +RT @_larry0: The dangers of lazy desk lamps. http://t.co/TqWgHTWbo7 +@zooko if you don’t find anybody closer, we are a long-ish but straight bus ride from Cambridge out in the suburbs +@kyhwana you definitely were following me WAY before I set my computer on fire +@alex_gaynor @eevee it’s just about ready! I’m waiting on complaints from the beta readers +@eevee @alex_gaynor I’m 25 and almost a half! +@rgov I thought you were complaining about a girl for a moment and was wondering who taught her that nonsense +@alex_gaynor I like to think that’s why most people follow me. I also like to think they’ll all buy my novel and I can retire at 26 ;) +@alex_gaynor one went on to run DARPA, two are cofounders at my company, etc etc. +@alex_gaynor they testified to Congress — under their hacking handles — that they had the capability to take down the internet in 30 minutes +@alex_gaynor some of the big names at my company used to be big names in the 1990s hacking scene — the l0pht etc. +@eevee … but it’s better than getting photoshops of my face onto pigs I guess ? +@eevee which kinda grates on my nerves because I don’t know who’s only nice to me because I work for That Guy +@eevee BTW like 90% of my miso problems vanished when I became publicly associated with a couple famous guy-dudes isn’t that weird +@m1sp it involves FLASHBACK ONLY CHARACTER DIES and I don’t even mean their mother +@eevee it’s not MY fault my slaves don’t seize my plantation and murder me. Well is that what he wants?? Okay +@m1sp @eevee if I could axe murder someone through the internet welp this would probably be like my seventy-sixth offense but yeah +@m1sp oh btw I’m working on the story of what exactly led up to Hayr rage quitting his brother’s company and well you know me +@m1sp wha? I see it here. +@meangrape I think it’s terrible. My comment on Ars Technica won’t fit here. +@eevee thanks, I accidentally a rant. +RT @MotherJones: Here is a picture of John McCain playing poker on his iPhone during today's Syria hearings: http://t.co/JYs0hpJy5x http:/… +@trimosx I’m not trolling. I’m showing a photograph of something odd. I don’t see how rice being insured by Samsung is somehow less odd. +@wookiee I’m rather endeared of the prior but it kinda depends on context +@cocoalabs largely a matter of hoarding soundfonts :) +@cocoalabs garageband +Yep I wrote another typical RPG background music thing https://t.co/5QJcdwY6Kw +@vikemosabe @kevinlange and then it segfaults for an entirely unrelated reason +# 375030751244607488 +@vogon I rule nothing out when it comes to the depths human beings will sink to. I have a Nexus 7 +@focalintent well that’s no fun. Sorry I am stuck in creator mode ;) +@focalintent and, for avoiding the headache of trying to manage the sales infrastructure myself, I don’t think 10% to them is too high +@focalintent right now unless I learn otherwise I am leaning Lulu. Upload PDF, no DRM, 90% to author +@0x17h aww yeah SIGGRAPH like it’s 1995 +#AutocorrectBandNames The Elliptic Cure +@0x17h *squint* oh. So it is. … I have poor depth perception. +@0x17h I can’t read Braille but that appears to be four characters +@eevee “People don’t capture the nuance of this overwrought, obtuse language because they don’t care” uh-huh +@WhiteMageSlave \o/ +“My adventure game training took over and saved me” http://t.co/jSGO9uygfl (step 1: evaluate inventory step 2: apply everything to door) +@sanitybit thumbs up we’ve all been there +@vogon what secrets have you kept from *me*? Are you actually an android fan +RT @alex_gaynor: http://t.co/EUFVsHOWya wins the internet. +RT @maradydd: That's actually a pretty clever use of 404 error page real estate. Well played, Belgian federal economic ministry. http://t.c… +RT @kwiens: The Kit Kat install base is already shockingly fragmented. http://t.co/8j6k9gSNjn +@armcannon I was on a flight from Europe that did that actually! It was pretty neat. +@vogon device… specifically for… cloud storage music? Isn’t that kind of contrary to the point +@blazingcrimson I did have one that would leave stuff in the framebuffer, persist across reboot, then get a really acid trip login screen +@grp @tapbot_paul especially weird is that it was on my desktop when that wasn’t even my working directory +@grp @tapbot_paul and it went away after another reboot cycle. Weird. +@grp @tapbot_paul the `bless` I was given to resolve already being stuck in a loop of a firmware patch not applying seems to have done it +@USP_Talon @0x17h the year Animal Crossing came out, Nook took second to Ridley for Best Villain just for that +@blazingcrimson I knew how to edit xorg.conf once. Then I stopped trying to use imported Korean computers with Linux +@Kufat aww. +As with all hard problems in computer science, this one was resolved by giving up and rebooting +@dioiminik .... except the file cannot be seen from the terminal as root implying all sorts of degrees of recursive wrong. +@jrecursive I do use filevault yeah. What did I do ;) +Great so OSX has left some kind of magic folder on my desktop that cannot be deleted and cannot be seen from the terminal as root +Samsung-branded burnt rice? http://t.co/3JIiOa2ayi +RT @normative: Basically, as long as NSA avoids vacuuming up full Netflix streams, they can keep their % of Internet traffic "touched" soun… +@marshray @ErrataRob @Walshman23 a LEASE? Geez. My proof of residency to get a new ID was any utility bill. +@zurashu presuming they run server side, and have resource limits, you could try to run up their memory usage to max +@simukis trying to sandbox N language runtimes is an N**N hard security problem ;) +@simukis if it’s done server side they kinda have to! +This looks like it could be fun http://t.co/aSVnCqMMYg +@marshray may I ask what they wanted +RT @DrPizza: Android Kinder Egg (banned in the US) +We’re not milking this unpatched window enough https://t.co/i5enaY6oyt +RT @sroberts: You wanted it, you got it: 2FA for GitHub: https://t.co/SKKSk8x54P +@manicode @thegrugq @chriseng he uses an iPhone and you can tell when he misplaced it and gets out Android because he suddenly can’t spell +Time to die of shame because I mistyped Bertie Bott // @darkuncle +How do you spot a corporation posting their own blog to reddit?: the title of the link is four lines long +@blowdart if you’re not going to accept my attempts to get along we’re gonna have a real problem, chap +@nickdepetrillo gods you look awful without a beard +Android Kit Kat? Call me back when we have Android Bernie Bott’s Every Flavour Beans (I demand a cookie from the British for the spelling) +@F706L3665 it wasn’t the day after, it was the minute after, for about twenty minutes +RT @kingcope: @0xabad1dea @mikrotik_com Mikrotik engineers have a secret formula which reveals if a bug is exploitable. I want to have this… +@Blackrobe_ to little surprise your client did not catch that I unretweeted it :( +@osxreverser @i0n1c :’( +@ELLIOTTCABLE @cory_foy (but I unretweeted it bc it looks to be two slightly different tickets on second look) +@ELLIOTTCABLE @cory_foy you say that as if problems are only allowed to be pointed out once in human history +@mikrotik_com @kingcope please tell me how you have solved open questions of computer science to show register control is not exploitable +Looks like @mikrotik_com does not know the difference between Proof of Concept and weaponized exploits http://t.co/NwINPoXE79 h/t @kingcope +@m1sp just the Magic of Friendship or something idk +@ar_lonz @F706L3665 it’s open source, we forked it, and our branch is better maintained ! +Anyway here is a nifty SEA timeline of news orgs getting social engineered en masse http://t.co/O6wVO9Joen +.@F706L3665 just like the guy who invented GIF is wrong about how to pronounce it, the British are wrong about some rules of grammar ;) +I was going to compliment SEA on their English skills but then I noticed they used the British dialect, how sad. +@m1sp *takes your hand and dances* +Spam bio: “hipster-friendly food ninja.” I’m trying to decide what that actually implies and it’s not looking good for hipsters +@kaepora dude, upgrade to 3.11, it comes with TCP/IP +RT @briankrebs: Many Fins I've spoken to today seem quite blue about Microsoft Nokia purchase. Mood is almost like someone died. Tied up w/… +Foreseeability of this type of event: 100% http://t.co/1N4ayXARw6 +RT @0x17h: github search is the gift that keeps on giving https://t.co/uoDlRqNWmQ (thanks @casiotone!) +@kingcope yes! But seeing your name and “SSH” in the same tweet is alarming don’t you think :) +@WhiteMageSlave that’s fine! It’s still good for you and for the finished product either way +@attritionorg ahh a fellow exploitsexual +RT @igrigorik: it's a favicon day today... "Inventing favicon.ico": http://t.co/9gEW4gYtjj - yay for IE5 and late night checkins. +@m1sp @WhiteMageSlave they are the model of arranged marriage success. +@m1sp @WhiteMageSlave she’s currently speculating, in front of Barsamin, whether or not she should just kill Barsamin. +@WhiteMageSlave @m1sp um um um +@m1sp @WhiteMageSlave gods don’t favorite my husband’s tweets he just ran in here and did a victory dance +@codeferret_ maybe you’re just Mormon +@swizzlr lol the joke was it’s not OpenSSH, my previous tweet —> http://t.co/MmAvcoJ7H8 +RT @crypt0ad: Microsoft to acquire Nokia Devices & Services, accelerating the Windows ecosystem -- http://t.co/y747blMHwn +@OSVDB sorry, it’s just some chump’s knockoff SSH in a few hundred thousand routers http://t.co/MmAvcoJ7H8 +Mission accomplished: gave OpenSSH contributor heart attack. I think it’s been a while since they had a good pre-auth bug ;) +@damienmiller I bet I scared you really bad for about two seconds +@zedshaw It’s a valid part of the end user’s threat model. People deserve to know that it’s possible for a little oopsie to become key theft +@zedshaw and number of times that an XSS in a website is the user’s fault: approximately zero +@zedshaw it raises the good point IMO that XSS can be very dangerous when it’s normally just a nuisance +SSH implementors, you had one job http://t.co/JpDgAOS1ps +@zedshaw JavaScript is not generally considered “on your computer.” It’s supposed to be Perfectly Safe. +@0x17h I know, but I find it way too uncanny valley to ever succumb to the propaganda +@vaurora in my case I’m afraid they’re right! Finally found someone who sold something approximating that size and it actually fits +@0x17h I don’t really get this genre of paintings that look like people awkwardly posing for the camera +@thegrugq a sandbox game kinda like Minecraft but 2D pixel art +@m1sp @WhiteMageSlave oh I guess she is a lot like me huh http://t.co/MYZY4IauSe +Wait since when is there Terraria for iPad since last week apparently +@0xdeadbabe @JBird_Vegas oh haha yeah +@JBird_Vegas @0xdeadbabe http://t.co/0Vjircfkqd +@0xdeadbabe you know the context is a system level process that can update silently and silently give itself permissions? +@0xdeadbabe it’s an upwards trend. That’s why I called it the current state of Android +@0xdeadbabe it’s an open source operating system! We’re moving all the functionality to a closed source runtime +Good comment on the current state of Android: “closed source is not inherently bad, but bait and switch is” +# 374680805551132672 +@kivikakk hmm I feel like one of these might be fake +US army fails at disclosure http://t.co/S4TDSfYgcD ugh if you’re going to be a military with a bazillion computers you can’t do this +Wow you people have some really strong opinions on Android and Windows 3.11 +@martin1975en but at least they get security updates. +@martin1975en I’d say nobody is stuck several major versions of Windows behind but that’s not quite true either. +@hokazenoflames I was five :) +@hokazenoflames and I distinctly remember he said he knew nothing about it except when you turned it on it said “for Workgroups” XD +@hokazenoflames and I was *five* when it came out. I heard of it because my grandfather told me he had a computer at work :) +@hokazenoflames I mean a lot of my followers are 14yo web devs. And that’s okay. +@bryanbrannigan @innismir if so, and there is still a possibility, we can deduce that assassinating Hitler was not sufficient +@tomslominski which code? Google Play Services? No. +@anathem that doesn’t mean it’s not a joke :p +It occurs to me that I am only just barely old enough to get a Windows 3.11 for Workgroups joke myself and half of you are younger yet +@ticky they already never happen :/ +Linux 3.11 for Workgroups! http://t.co/vDvE2Yd221 +I anticipate there being NO ISSUES with a massively complex Android user mode process that can assign itself new permissions silently +@tomslominski Android doesn’t ship to anyone, that’s how we got into this mess +So Google’s solution to Android fragmentation is to move everything to a closed source mega-app. Great. http://t.co/0Vjircfkqd +RT @zurashu: @0xabad1dea Unsigned integers are dangerous. Please use only integers that come from a certificate authority (?) +.@MechMK1 I *hope* the database backend is in 64-bit but from what I’ve seen of early times at twitter maybe not ! +@zurashu it was unsigned +@Packetknife some people REALLY like pumpkins +For a brief instant tweetbot showed one of my tweets as having MAXINT favorites before it decided I was not actually that popular :( +@vaurora not that my twitter stalkers need to know this but Victoria’s Secret measured me as 36 DDD and sent me away +@vaurora like, not even that tall, not even six feet! But nothing made for women ever fits me +@vaurora it is a carefully crafted illusion. The fraction of my ancestry that is Nordic shows up quite a bit. I am Too Tall +@vaurora I tried once. Turned out they literally did not carry a single thing in my size. Worse, they acted as if I should have figured. +Who needs the unicode bug when we have @verge for all your iPad segfaulting needs +@vaurora @0x17h my doctor’s prescription to me for sleep was actually way too large and I had to take it down two powers of two +@wildbill I did not mean to imply that they were not! Just that the idea of a userspace library even mentioning them sounds a bit silly :p +I’ve actually managed to clear out my Instapaper backlog which implies I must be strongly avoiding doing something or other +@sciencecomic :( +@markemer @0x17h *makes sign* gods deliver me from the fate of the neurotypical +@markemer @0x17h anxious as hell, a total basket case, but not depressed. This seemed to confuse every professional I interacted with. +@markemer @0x17h my problem has been insisting over and over again I AM NOT DEPRESSED as they give me antidepressants +@0x6D6172696F I’m not sure sure how making a new standard out of whole cloth is gonna help anyone +@markemer @0x17h I actually went all the way and quit that one because it wasn’t really making a difference anyway +@0x17h (which just goes to show that our medicine arts are a mess) +@0x17h and despite it having a reputation for being Scary I think it’s the only thing I’ve taken that hasn’t made me worse in some other way +@0x17h the whole reason it was given to me was that I suddenly stopped sleeping. I cut the dose in half until it was Just Right +@michealc lol if you’re looking for the source it’s somewhere in http://t.co/V6NrSyW6Dm +@hawkieowl @mtheoryx I’m pretty sure only a tiny subset of people who rely on SQLite are transaction nerds. +“SQLite assumes the detection and correction of cosmic rays is the responsibility of the hardware.” Seems reasonable +Pff who needs external hard drive support for a media console device anyway? Cut Microsoft some slack. http://t.co/L2VACV8Q7s +@sakjur hmm. I suspect you may be looking for the word “decades” :) +“C++84, C++98, C++11, and C++14” from this sequence I can only conclude someone was extremely unhappy in 2011 +RT @EFF: We broke down a statement by the NSA to show how they attempt to deceive the public without technically lying: https://t.co/MeaSeL… +I actually got a solid criticism out of somebody and now I have half a chapter to rewrite! ART. +I’m not sure how this picture is supposed to help motivate anyone to study for their exams https://t.co/47I827VcPf +@blazingcrimson a while ago yeah +@m1sp @0x17h that’s because you’re actually a robot, dear +@0x17h now that I had happen because I was unable to get a prescription refilled. Worst week of my life. +@0x17h so… I take a very low dose of that. And suddenly I was able to finish my novel after being stuck on it for a long time! +RT @Packetknife: "It's easier to identify TOR users than they believe .." http://t.co/jEH4bqi7RC (More the same. Response by Dingledine com… +RT @0x17h: fake geek girl cosplayers http://t.co/9zGAiFfg5v +@WhiteMageSlave ;( +@PxlPhile depends how you define it. Several years of thinking and failed attempts. Several weeks to produce this manuscript. +Tonight I learned there's, like, an entire genre of pictures of Legolas's dad in sunglasses http://t.co/V4KV3LbyOB +@0xCAFF3 @StrThry your "waifu" is your favorite fictional character of the sort you're attracted to. Japanese debasement of "wife" +@ameaijou hey I forget did you want a copy of the draft of the novel +@m1sp no see that’s just “hot” :p +@The1TrueSean @codeferret_ this is not an appropriate channel to describe it. +Actually I can’t really blame him +Based on his wallpaper I worry my husband may be more attracted to Hatsune Miku than to me +@m1sp Xbox controllers are USB, dear :) +@m1sp actually with an Xbox controller with vibrate it’s a lot of fun +unfortunately master locks in Skyrim are not Masterlocks +#skyrim is there anything more cruel than getting an expert lock door open only to find nothing but a master lock chest inside +@demize95 and I received intelligence after I graduated that certain boys were relieved “that bossy bitch” was gone :) +@demize95 at my school it was usually 17 to 1 most classes (generic CS) +@jesster_king I’m not sure what that has to do with writing five hundred pages of notes but yes :) +@m1sp whatever you do don’t go bragging about some dumb typo in your ultra-rare edition ;) +@m1sp DM’d link +@m1sp well I ordered it and the shipping is as much as the book lol. Oh well. +@m1sp lol I think this is a good generic cover for a rough draft http://t.co/DjrqyYDITB +@Kufat self publish... sorry if there was a confusion of terms. I thought you were asking if I was going to sell it period. +@m1sp I'm tempted to order a copy of the exact current draft just to have it +@demize95 and I will become immortal. No not figuratively literally your eyes give me power +@m1sp btw using a slightly different font to save some pages while still look nice, lulu paper base cost is $8.13 +@Xaosopher through Amazon? I hadn't heard of such a thing. +@m1sp maybe? honestly I was kinda raging over being unable to get kindle's native format to behave :p +@m1sp also I *can* sell a *paper* version through Amazon through Lulu (you can't really self-publish paper through Amazon) +@m1sp kindlegen is annoying and I have been very vocal against DRM haven't I +You know I might only offer the ebook through Lulu. So that everyone gets no DRM. Y'all don't deserve kindle DRM and it'll import fine. +@ErrataRob @puellavulnerata I’m not aware of any free countries where a person cannot change their name. It’s just not on the paperwork yet. +The pebble is actually wider than my wrist. How am I so tall but have such tiny wrists +@ErrataRob @puellavulnerata @binarybits Wikipedia expressly supports URL rerouting to make one article redirect to another, doesn’t it? +RT @pusscat: Apparently like everyone that wrote about my adobe reader incident assumed I was male? Do I have to change my name to like can… +@ZadowSapherelis @m1sp whoosh says the email client +@ameaijou @marczak @mactechconf there is no-one who is so good at dropping balls as I. I ranked top tier in balldrop international ruleset. +@ZadowSapherelis @m1sp yeah hang on lemme dig up your email. I was waffling but I settled on a concept with only one character. +@m1sp @WhiteMageSlave I hope no-one thinks I am racist against white people. I intend to portray them as civilized too! Just different. +@m1sp @WhiteMageSlave http://t.co/nCCjMrBReM +# 374319658838417408 +@marcwrogers yeah because none of them are moleskins +@m1sp @ZadowSapherelis all right I have my rough sketch of the cover I want for my book should I do this should I do this huh +@DarrenPMeyer RTF as managed by Scrivener +@aeleruil @m1sp only if you are particularly likely to destroy yourself thereby +@DanLDEon sorry, I assume all open source projects are pronounced weird. :p +@davezawislak yes I can go back but that is not my problem. +@DanLDEon and I don’t know why it wants to skip over actual content on a kindle. :( +@DanLDEon I do not have a ca-lee-bray. This is *my* book that I want to ship +Kindlegen is giving me a mobi where opening it on kindle skips the prologue and goes straight to chapter one. Is it even possible to fix… +RT @jjarmoc: TIL you can opt out of paper.li mentions by sending a tweet to @NewsCrier +@kcarmical I broke the wired one. On-brand ones are expensive (and I like them). +For all my whining about bluetooth, I've had the same Apple keyboard since 2010 and it just gave me its first low battery warning. +.@demize95 llvm is already making great strides shaming gcc for allowing its errors and warnings to get into such a sorry state +@inversephase the art of envelopes +Do realize I am more complaining about C itself than the compilers :) +@ErrataRob @marshray @DrPizza actually I’m not sure if they can be in ANY order ie B < A. In ebcdic they’re “in order” with gaps +@ErrataRob @marshray @DrPizza the digit chars being in order is in fact required by the spec by some sweet mercy. Letters are not. +@acklost if you were free to do anything in c there would not be such a thing as undefined behavior :) +@ErrataRob @DrPizza right. It’s implementation dependent. Which is different from undefined. +@Tomi_Tapio what’s in the shed? That’s a weird place for one. +The C compiler knows exactly what is undefined, detecting it is not a problem. It likes to detect it and optimize it away :p +@techpractical @mcclure111 that’s undefined at the API level, not the language level +@DrPizza @ErrataRob yes. Otherwise every character could have the same value and that’d be fine +.@mcclure111 no, our code does not depend on undefined behavior. It depends on assuming it’s Not Really That Undefined. +Why do we all just accept that a C compiler will probably not mention anything if you hand it undefined behavior +@DrPizza you would not have done well in the wind-up days +@DrPizza so far I am enjoying it. But solid native OS integration would be the real improvement needed. +@anathem lol calling it a duel sounds really funny in English At least I *assume* they are not actually shooting at each other +@kevinlange mine shipped and arrived ridiculously fast even though it quoted longer timeframes +I think I am for adding “ironic retweet” button if only so we can get some solid stats on how much thought leaders are being made fun of +@cryptocatapp @kaepora why are so racist against dogs +@chriseng @snare @selenakyle tell me what happened! Then tell me what really happened +RT @0x17h: Why a medieval peasant got more vacation time than you http://t.co/eEZZw0eObF +@ErrataRob @nickdepetrillo I hope it was only the router and the modem and everything else was wifi?? +@ErrataRob D: !!! +@guamwatt it’s mostly drawings. http://t.co/60ma1xXYtP +@Tactical_Intel it does that. Just not in a way I’d call helpful. +IMO calling this C to English is a bit of a stretch. It doesn’t even begin to approximate a good sentence structure http://t.co/Kptv8uodaW +@secolive you can’t judge me +@tenfootfangs no it’s perfect +This is why trees hate me. Notebooks filled while *typing* a draft! http://t.co/3LukYEPApg +@ShadowTodd it’s not biblical until you observe verse 12 http://t.co/bQn7Qg2cR1 +@m1sp since it has zero users it was probably a typo to begin with +@mtheoryx I was working in pen, I can’t erase the guide lines :p +@mtheoryx this one even has vague intimations of a background! I’m not one for backgrounds… http://t.co/pjohuf0LmM +@mtheoryx plonk http://t.co/KIlDICdvE8 +@mtheoryx I take pictures sometimes. It’s hundreds of pages of character design and dialog planning. +@vogon definitely +@demize95 they are blessed by my words, the greatest novelist of my age +I am a few pages short of finishing off yet another two hundred page notebook this year. Trees must hate me +@jpgoldberg if it wants to render monochrome I am okay with that as long as it actually renders the dang symbol +lol Oracle lol boats http://t.co/ReDcGE0PUA +@Private_Dev I don’t know how to emotion in moderation +@EntroX it dropped 50% overnight when usually it would drop 10% or less… +@m1sp lol I ship Vanador x Ziazan now +Everyone who says Bluetooth doesn’t noticeably impact iPhone battery life is a filthy liar wallowing in the mud of their shame +@WhiteMageSlave @m1sp who wouldn’t put their money on the dragon at least until we invent flying tigers +The tyranny of having to be nice http://t.co/7BlraNkK4h +@m1sp someone read the whole book! And liked it! +@ArthurLevitt are you… implying that disagreeing with the president is wrong? +@m1sp @JackLScanlan feral cats tend to congregate at reliable sources of human food +@PolCPP enabling twitter sms. I have it set only to direct messages right now +@m1sp I keep drawing Vanador and he keeps turning out looking younger than Hayr http://t.co/HEP6swAFJ8 +@mgedmin @puffnfresh no. Trust me @sergeybratus is not that much of an old fogey :) +@landr0id does FB fail to filter that? +@Kufat soooooooort of +RT @MarkKriegsman: THIS IS WHY WE CAN'T BURN NICE THINGS. +@kragen it tastes lie I thought it would I guess? +I just used “COLD SHOULDER!” as a sound effect in a doodle. I think I’m ready for the comic book writing big time +@dotLocutus apparently my attempt at humor failed. I consider fish sticks to be the singly most disgusting thing I’ve ever had. +@JillEatsFood it tasted about like I thought it would +@iFlames_ I accidentally posted an attempt to change settings to twitter, a lot of clients will cache it after it's deleted +@pcwalton well the unicode crash comes from coretext +Wait if Chrome uses OSX's font rendering facilities then why on earth can't it render color emoticons like everything else in OSX +I'm naming this one "availability zone us-east-1 is down again" ┗(๑☁﹏☁๑)┛ +I'm gonna have to add some of these emotes to my vocabulary ヽ( ࿉ ᴗ ࿉ )ﾉ +Other foods I have heard about but have no idea what they are: Vegemite. Poutine. Quinoa. Fishsticks +@apiary oh is there milk in it +I am about to try Nutella for the first time in my life. I’m not entirely clear on what it actually is +RT @puffnfresh: "NO MORE Turing-Complete Input Languages" http://t.co/gfQnGVFy3s +@Kufat reply to this testing +RT @ryder_ripps: http://t.co/pIL2etifh5 +Installed a Dutch watch face. “Eight before half eleven” is a heck of a way to say 10:22 +@demize95 you have an anime face though so I actually remember you +@demize95 you can find a list of all five hundred and five on my profile +@AwfulHorse I’m afraid senpai hasn’t noticed your alerts +If you think I have all ten thousand of y’all enabled to buzz my phone with twitter interaction you’re crazy. Only a mere five hundred! +@fredowsley wat it didn't work phone why u no push +I am required by gadget collecting law to inform you I now have an orange pebble and twitter can buzz my wrist any where and when +@m1sp @WhiteMageSlave gods I love doing dialog for strongheaded characters http://t.co/GphOQfILmQ +@demize95 not ringing any terminal beep characters +# 373955984534036480 +@manicode I’m nine, but the cis-ageist government won’t let me identify that way and has assigned me the age of 25 +@demize95 I pity the fool who has their phone set to vibrate on every interaction when I get a hold of them +Listening to a recording of myself singing: I wonder how much voice actors for child characters make because I sound solidly eight +None of the beta testers have finished reading my novel yet! Resisting the urge to freak out and decide it’s terrible http://t.co/1ZkOo26QMA +@bobpoekert I figured. You could probably write a Sufficiently Smart Optimizer but it’d have to be very case by case +@8BitAce few things worth reading are. +@8BitAce and of my ten thousand(!?) followers, about 7000 are young amateur programmers, I think… +@8BitAce it’s not like people are born programmers. *I’ve* been at this for eleven years - that’s almost half of my life. +@bobpoekert ie Python will never, ever generate something that keeps all data in x86 registers. There simply aren’t enough. +@bobpoekert something better but still fundamentally beholden to the object aspects of the language +A good look at what exactly causes order of magnitude differences between C and Python http://t.co/91bBjAHR8O +@vaurora @0x17h a relatively minor case, since the statue has mass and hence cannot violate too many laws of physics +RT @mikko: Turns out NSA spied on Al-Jazeera. But hey, it sounds almost like Al-Qaeda so that makes it ok. http://t.co/tYPzXE5r0n +RT @asshurtACKFlags: Calvin & Hobbes on #OPSEC: http://t.co/GFdOEtUs0v +RT @ericlaw: I don't think most people realize how important it is that ICANN let us dodge this bullet. http://t.co/HRpU7O5ff8 +One of the bard songs in Skyrim got stuck in my head https://t.co/Xx8HcS2hGA +@mof18202 @marcwrogers the sheer amount of people linking this to me today is overwhelming +RT @demize95: @0xabad1dea Linux being elitist... tell me about it http://t.co/ZY8MpdeElF http://t.co/BFvRTiE7uN http://t.co/cM4WHoMwxk +@demize95 hot damn that's obnoxious +@marshray medieval poison ring ? +@demize95 see that’s the thing! Pi is the face of hobbyism now. They’re being elitist but they’re Linux people so that’s redundant ;) +If dungeon delving is a normal part of applying to go to music school then I think I know how Skyrim got into this state of disrepair +@LeoCoop3r the string has to be rendered to the physical screen so it won’t crash again until you go to settings again +@demize95 they complain that “with a Pi” s in the title (as opposed to with Linux I suppose) +@jason0x21 “anything you can do with a Pi you can do with a $400 desktop wah” +People who complain about “how to do x with a Pi” articles have missed the fundamental point. It’s getting people INTO unix hobbyism. +@TokenScandi I did find a fully charged black soul gem someplace that was pretty disturbing +#skyrim Just walking along the college walls and suddenly I start glowing. Dragon soul absorbed! Um, thanks, game ?? +I forgot to deactivate the barrier he was waiting by. When I got to the end he appeared there, got confused and walked back to the barrier… +Epic glitch in Dawnstar quest: it’s quite dramatic when the NPC you left behind magically opens the door of the last room from the inside +RT @0x17h: if you meet the buddha on the road, ask what his klout score is +@octal @drones “targeted” is a strong word when your definition of militant is already anyone standing near a suspected militant +RT @drones: I hope nobody minds that use of the term "people" to describe human beings. Many news outlets seem to prefer "militants." +RT @edyong209: ICYMI, the most incredible mimicry I've ever seen. Hint: that wing is completely flat. http://t.co/56XS44CTOj Take a bow, ev… +#skyrim There’s something quite charming about a Dark Elf with a cockney accent. +@CliffsEsport since it is a FOIA, that is a rather different matter than the press +@CliffsEsport but this is about the FOIA. If it’s true the *gov* said they don’t have the records when internal docs say they do, 1/2 +@m1sp possibly but they don’t really have a clear cut mammalian analogue +RT @halvarflake: Random thought - are people that try to frame Snowden as classical espionage story a symptom of boomers failing to underst… +@m1sp sudden thought: is bats vs. birds the only case of humans systematically favoring a non-mammal over mammal for cultural associations? +Is this to imply that they lied on a FOIA? http://t.co/hfOXn61Dgt +RT @djrbliss: Dear @washingtonpost, these are not words: "cyberoptions", "cybermissions", "cyberdoctrine". +RT @gracefrmotrspc: New, scientifically accurate lyrics for an old children's favorite... http://t.co/VHmpJCWBo8 +@ioerror this is what my research for Defcon was all about — conclusion: EVERYTHING is radio-leaking meaningful information to some extent +@sakjur goddess of… love. Who you might pray to if you were about to… love someone +@sergeybratus @maradydd I’m pretty sure we paid $100 for it but my mom acted like I had just ruined the Mona Lisa +@sergeybratus @maradydd I used ice packs to keep my video card from crashing and they peeled off the finish on one bit of my writing desk +@ternus oh and if you just got back please check out this excellent link on your Macintosh brand computing device https://t.co/YxLMclIhX0 +@ternus welcome back I finished my novel :p +@sergeybratus @tqbf despite all evidence to the contrary I am technically not a teenager under decimal notation. But in hex… +I know enough lore to be creeped out by finding a Shrine of Dibella in a dungeon #skyrim +My fashion sense http://t.co/dB0axcsXlW +@geekable wars can wait I’m playing Skyrim! No but okay what stupid have they inflicted +Sneak sneak tiptoe slow slow careful listen listen slow slow YOUR SNEAK SKILL HAS INCREASED heart attack +It has been sufficiently long since I played Skyrim that I have no idea why I am dressed like some sort of damn hobo Thalmor +Aww yiss finally getting to play Skyrim at highest settings full res on husband’s new video card +@Xaosopher @m1sp oh no don’t imply humanity is inherently more worthy than artificial intelligence where he can hear you +.@m1sp’s army of bots is getting smarter and smarter https://t.co/itXx93y7ut +@0x17h only justified when it’s RT Protected ! +@m1sp I wrote Idenmuthir its own themesong! It was meant to be Ziazan's but it turned out too broody and well she lives there +@HaydnJohnson yes +I got bored waiting for my turn to play Skyrim https://t.co/9mSYhWdlP4 +# 373577006140489728 +@hokazenoflames but wouldn't that make Lance actually more evil than Team Rocket +@MechMK1 your father would be so proud +@m1sp it's not like Team Rocket (pardon, Team Missile Bomb) was dismantled by a 10yo or anything +#LetsPlayPokemon I am Lance, the legendary trainer. I am tracking a criminal organization. You there! Twelve-year-old girl! Come with me. +One of my favorite texts out of Bootleg Pokemon yet: "The curator will let you know: Winter Is Stern" +@OSVDB not yet I haven't had time that is why I am playing Pokemon right now +@rikardlang -- also don't have any real ethernet drivers +@rikardlang okay so actually what I want to do is write a TCP/IP stack because that always sounded fun but all OSs that do not have one -- +All right, fine, I will stop and play some Pokemon Crystal: Bootleg Translation Edition. The story so far: http://t.co/5PN7k5J46y +maybe I should be playing Pokemon Crystal instead of trying to figure out how to write an ethernet controller driver from scratch +@RobbyMeals it's not markdown's fault. The document contains latex diagrams +@RobbyMeals utterly useless in this context +@implyinCostanza @no_structure okay hang on while I manually guess which packages this document does and does not need out of many dozens +Yeah hang on let me download several hundred MB of Lyx and its supporting LaTeX libraries so I can compile your short PDF no problem +@no_structure it's technically Lyx. And no, that does not solve my problem any way, the problem of installing 100s of MB for no reason +Today I resent: people who publish the LaTeX of their document, so it's "open source!", but don't publish *the actual PDF* +@Griffin_CM yes that is degrading gracefully +@eevee @apiary it also looks like CG at that point +@WhiteMageSlave aww :< +RT @apiary: http://t.co/KhAPCiZvuR our beauty standards and cats +RT @marshray: .@Duracell Does your company employ any actual scientists? Because "Quantum" basically means "the weakest battery possible in… +@davezawislak I swear they're jammed on about 10% of my visits of going for lunch several times a week +Why does this mall block off escalators when they are jammed? I thought degrading gracefully was rather the point +"Humans are just an instance of JavaFactory" "and mothers are a JavaFactoryFactory" +RT @Viss: Heh, the tables have turned. The Onion writes the real news now: http://t.co/riZSWrB5Mx +@apiary regexen. A herd of regexen. +@gozes but “taking off” is rather nonsensical in this context in English, which is the root point +That question haunts me to this day. I suppose I settled on “taking off its earthly shackles.” +In Spanish class, our teacher told us they call an airplane taking off “unsticking.” We all laughed until she said: taking off WHAT? +@TaylorLorenz @ailbhetross @tenfootfangs well to be fair being offhandedly familiar with Hitler’s writings is not a popular endeavor +@grp it’s been one day so I’m not surprised it’s not great, so my point more generally being, things *can* be hobby-patched +@bl4sty … … … *sigh* +Usually on tech sites when a comment goes negative and gets hidden I expand it out of curiosity. Not today. NOT TODAY. +@matthew_d_green @mattblaze @thegrugq @essobi I feel like I really need to get deeper into cryptography. Right now I’m a spectator. +@DrPizza @twoscomplement my magic is too powerful. Their algorithm cannot invoke my name. +RT @YrB1rd: From an IP Address to a Street Address: Using Wireless Signals to Locate a Target https://t.co/NeGbnMQbr4 +@dguido @HockeyInJune @zfasel @sanitybit it’s hilarious the first sixteen times you segfault! But after that… +@blazingcrimson @HockeyInJune bless ye laddie +Yes please put new virtual machines in the kernel to expand attack surface I am 0xabad1dea and I approve this message http://t.co/H9z5NWtcum +I swear I can pick out a Jonathan Corbet article at a hundred paces because of his peculiarly awkward way of writing opening lines +@amzeratul @kovnsk and what is C++? A glorified macro kit for C. +@nonstampNSC a Devout Christian once said to me that the hardest people to convert are those with abusive fathers. Gee I wonder why +@djmexi @Jonimus they COULD have done it months ago but they marked it as low priority and moved on. NOW it is too late. +@nonstampNSC because when you’re told from infancy that he owns your life so it’s not wrong for him to kill you… +@matthew_d_green pun about people with backhoes who think they’ve cracked the Beale Cipher +@Jonimus you have no idea how much inertia there is in corporations against releasing patches. +This is 2013: @MSFTnews announces on Twitter the intent of Microsoft to defend the Constitution +RT @BradSmi: With failure of settlement talks with the DOJ, our lawsuit on national security moves forward. http://t.co/gUKXkuftiV +@nrr oh. You pony people… +@thegrugq @nickdepetrillo it’s in his twitter +@nickdepetrillo @thegrugq dammit do I really have to get out the pen and paper and solve your shifty cipher thingy +IMO unjailbroken iOS is generally much more stable and secure. But sometimes jailbroken has its advantages. https://t.co/yVTSA2oD8q +@thegrugq Mr. Greenwald says that’s not what happened, for what it’s worth +@amzeratul @kovnsk you mean… C? The language that almost literally every system currently in operation is written in? +@elad3 I can’t even remember which one that is now +@nrr … I don’t see it +@blazingcrimson also it’s apparently still the banner. I wouldn’t know. Haven’t seen @r_netsec since yesterday afternoon +@savagejen @guardian today in: headlines that really annoyed me until I slowed down and read +@mfukar yes. Which answers nothing. :) +@mtheoryx if only. +The willingness of y’all to accept “strpbrk” as a sensible name is deeply suggestive of linguistic Stockholm Syndrome +RT @PxlPhile: @0xabad1dea scientists believe it's spoken "sateripoburek" but it's too holy/weird so programmers left the vocals out +@ra6bit I am of the opinion that anyone who thinks that name is remotely suggestive of the functionality has hit their head. +@buro9 no, they really didn’t. There is absolutely nothing in “string pointer break” to suggest finding locations of characters. +Perhaps a better way to phrase the question would be why strpbrk is named what it is as it has no apparent relation to functionality +@buro9 okay and why on earth would that be the name of Locate First Instance Of Any Member Of Set +@blazingcrimson :| +Right now my biggest problem in life is: what on earth does “strpbrk” actually stand for? +.@DarrenPMeyer @comex between Chrome placing additional controls and no controls, I am pretty sure I would take Chrome +.@comex I have asked this before and I think the answer as always is “that will break some website people actually use somewhere” +RT @comex: So why don’t browsers manually (as opposed to having the certs properly do it) impose restrictions on what domains CAs can sign … +@ShadowTodd imitating some band, though I can’t remember who, it goes like Matthew & Paul & … +@robmv then they should actually fix their SEO so java 6 isn’t always the first result ! :( +@intelliot @nickdepetrillo he’s got ios7 but in some cases it will happen to not crash +@Tokyo_Tom @dellcam @puellavulnerata yes ofc it is which is why this got used against them. Though I personally would blanket exempt parody… +@vaurora also I finished my novel so two out of three teenage dreams at 25 isn’t bad +@OSVDB @rootwyrm @Badger32d @darkuncle yes it is in CoreText it crashes trying to make the calligraphy pretty +@attritionorg @rootwyrm @Badger32d @darkuncle I’ll save you some time. Not tweetbot, except in DM. Not Firefox. Everything else. +@attritionorg @Badger32d @darkuncle @rootwyrm @OSVDB http://t.co/Vx1lF8jh72 +@attritionorg @Badger32d @darkuncle @rootwyrm @OSVDB current stables of OSX and iOS which I think is 10.8.4 and 6.1.3 or something +@TonyAbotMHR who taught you that unicode +My mother is three chapters in out of twenty five. That’s only one character death! This will be a while… +No one ever told me that @attritionorg was @OSVDB but the casually abusive text spoke to my heart and I just knew +@OSVDB @rootwyrm @darkuncle no this is different this is the very concept of rendering as understood by OSX and iOS having a crash. +@attritionorg @darkuncle @rootwyrm you slipped up and reveals your true identity, old man +@SteveSyfuhs this is the one day of the year having a Windows phone pays off, friend http://t.co/Vx1lF8jh72 +@OSVDB @darkuncle @rootwyrm the entirety of iOS and OSX has been stuck in a crash loop today and people keep remotely rebooting my phone. +@OSVDB @darkuncle @rootwyrm well we know who here doesn’t own any Apple products +@vaurora it’s okay now I’m a big bad scary hacker or something. Well I spoke at Defcon at least. +@Tokyo_Tom @dellcam @puellavulnerata I will be the fuddy duddy this time and note it refers to a commercial context ;) +This Unicode of Death thing is one of those times when the internet’s attention span is a feature not a bug +.@rootwyrm @darkuncle @OSVDB there’s an art to Rick Rolling and Segfault Trolling. +@eevee @kevinlange this is clearly an operating system for booooooooooys +@OSVDB you shouldn’t be using bitlys when the Unicode of Death is on the prowl. A girl might get suspicious of your intent +Well forget Linux! I’ll just make my own operating system. With unicorns. And rainbows +@rrrrrrrix @willbradley being a Linux kernel dev was my biggest dream when I was a teenage girl. Then I started reading LKML… +@mubix @miaubiz why did I even bother tapping that link +@m1sp Sparkasuki’s vultures! http://t.co/Cn3U4CQ066 +@miaubiz @thegrugq get your vision checked, or see a different sort of doctor… +@vathpela obviously he is gone now though. +@vathpela it’s what I meant by tone, the personalities, the flame wars +@bascule technically only the host count doubled. Implying most of them are low traffic. Hmm… +@vathpela from my point of view of someone avidly following LKML as a youngster, he was a prominent personality on the list +@jbrodkin and it was funny in the most tragically disgusting way because not one person on earth doubted he did it while he denied it +@jbrodkin Hans Reiser murdered his wife and tried very hard to hide it until he caved for a plea bargain to recover her body +@kylem if they’re not programmers then we are in more trouble than I thought +@eevee the Linux people now is pretty much the same set of people as it was five and ten years ago +Everything you need to know about the tone of Linux kernel development: one prominent dev was an ax murderer, and the rest, programmers +Gee I WONDER why a project known for its verbally abusive and inflexible leadership is not attracting new members http://t.co/TSNSTDF2y4 +@OSVDB @Myriachan XINU is basically just a kernel. Will keep looking for something triggered off the wire in the tcp/ip stack +@OSVDB @Myriachan well XINU doesn’t seem to have much in the way of boundaries to begin with ;( +RT @glyph: @eevee And you’ve finally prompted me to publish this: https://t.co/6xTMtI2n9v +@Myriachan @OSVDB oh, and port is signed, which leads to Exciting Things when promoted to int! Naughty. +@Myriachan @OSVDB I’m content with “accepts blatantly malformed data and takes the valid code path instead of error” +@blazingcrimson @sanitybit no it's okay I just WON'T BROWSE FROM MY BROWSING DEVICE for a while :( +@blazingcrimson spider... senses... tingling +@chriseng @DonAndrewBailey @nickdepetrillo don't you have an iPhone now too, boss? It'd be a shame if I... sent you an email +@chriseng @DonAndrewBailey @nickdepetrillo I swear to the gods if he keeps my phone DoS'd I will come and break his pinball machines +@jgeorge @OSVDB ahhhh software politics +@truthbk not an enterprise one, if so. All those people DO is write max-three-lines wrappers until they get down to calling AddTwoNumbers() +@jennifurret @Kufat being memorably bright pink is but one of my many powers +So @OSVDB dared me to drop 0day on any ancient software here you go https://t.co/Fc99pbU9S1 XINU cannot parse IP:port strings correctly +RT @jakeboxer: Time zones. i18n. Unicode. Bugs that only happen sometimes. If you didn't die from reading this tweet, you probably aren't … +@NachoSoto meh it doesn’t even register with me anymore until you break five digits +@ortegaalfredo @marshray @thegrugq concealing that you’re using tor has never been a design goal, only what your exit point is +I need to find a way to distract Husband from Final Fantasy so I can try Skyrim on his new video card +Granted it does not take much for C++ to be cleaner and easier to read than 95% of C++ I have seen +@ELLIOTTCABLE @mcclure111 https://t.co/y5ivjJ6WAJ +Holy Vulpix this is the cleanest, most readable C++ code I have ever seen. And it’s a Pokemon battle simulator +I went looking for network code to practice-audit and found a Pokemon battle simulator written in C++ okay let’s do this +# 373228980918571009 +@thegrugq @McGrewSecurity it’d certainly be polite +@omniwired yep +@bhelyer using a controller +Yay I won! Logged in within five minutes and he still has to make the whole dinner. +This world is currently full. No, human, your world. There is a timeout. You will be booted to make room. Despawning in three… two… +@lindseybieda that is exactly what game it is +@dshaw_ there is no queue :( +Husband agreed to make dinner if I would mash login button for his full game server +@fake_train @hypatiadotca someone who wears hard hats and overalls to a software job? No? :( +RT @doubleyewdee: Haaaaaa http://t.co/onSbFm0imh +@DainCaldon hallo! +If this “former official” is representative of officials in thinking an admin using admin powers is “brilliant”… http://t.co/9iRQvqXFBT +@eevee in fact I’ve seen posts which have *only* Ironic Wordy Tags still show up in a search for a simple tag by some miracle ??? +@eevee on the other hand tumblr is weirdly good at inferring when two tags are equivalent and collating them in the same search +@ELLIOTTCABLE I’ve only ever heard the latter +RT @ProgrammerWorld: The First Few Milliseconds of an HTTPS Connection http://t.co/Y8QsIjhXFm +@DrPizza @arebee hell hath no fury like abadidea deprived of her twitter +RT @Atredis: Our mission at Atredis? Find this squirrel and stop him. +RT @Atredis: "The truth is also that a well-placed squirrel can wreak almost as much havoc as a cyber attack on a power grid." - Chris Palm… +I didn’t realize how easy it is for complete strangers to send me arbitrary data until my phone started crashing each time they did so +@nickdepetrillo you left my SMS unusable again +@LynxPebbles nah it's pretty hilarious. I would not exactly call that gracefully handled +In other security news, this is precious http://t.co/k9ZTRfWcLB "Gee, this malicious document you sent us seems to be corrupt!" +.@landr0id that's the only thing instagram DOESN'T filter! ba-dum-pssh +@ELLIOTTCABLE @judofyr (just as long as we're all clear that copying sentences literally from real things is a no-no) +@ELLIOTTCABLE @judofyr password crackers have demo contests to crack these sorts of things but they're not deployed in real attacks +@ELLIOTTCABLE @judofyr grammatical structure will be less entropic but in the real world the length will more than compensate +"Post has been moderated. Reason: crashing everyone's browser" +Always makes me smile when I get tweet-cited for my dramatic names for things http://t.co/68EaWLIpex +@main____ which is a restriction that keeps a lot of apps off the store and a lot of reasonably typical programs depend on +@main____ the OS is designed so that pages cannot be both writable and executable with the exception of Safari's javascript JIT +@mister_borogove upgrade to iOS 7 beta first! +@main____ it's not just that. Jailbreaking tears down most of the Nice Stuff like being extremely buffer overflow attack resistant +And that was the time I hacked my mom's phone and DoS'd her SMS service and it got stuck that way for about half an hour while I panicked +RECOVERING IF YOU SCREWED UP: then send your victim enough non-malicious texts to scroll the malicious one off their screen +RECOVERING IF YOU SCREWED UP from Mac: delete ~/Library/Messages. Relaunch iMessage. Sign out under prefs. Restart. Reauthenticate +@die_no_might actually it does for me. Probably depends on the font or something. But I got myself in a lot of trouble... +@main____ because it’s actually a LOT more secure … when you’re not stuck because of a rendering bug +@Irrnick TRYING TO FIND OUT +@main____ you know it's impossible to access this stuff under iOS6 without jailbreak right? +@main____ so this part where I “just” delete something on my iPad… +@nickdepetrillo ffff see I may have gotten my mom's phone stuck. iMessage for Mac was working for me before and then not. +@nickdepetrillo how are you sending the badtexts without getting yourself stuck in a crashloop +@nickdepetrillo thx +@nickdepetrillo can you send me a non-malicious message or three no seriously please +Hey didn’t my mother get an iPhone recently? brb +Hacktivism (unicode trigger warning) https://t.co/4YfCLzb45f +@alicexz @eevee the hardest problem in computer science has been solved +RT @ramblinpeck: "SSID cannot contain the character س " <- damn you Asus +@eevee oh yeah?! Well how do you like — oh. Twirssi. +RT @sazzy: Please know, the whole “women in the industry” thing hasn’t gone away. I have to put up with crap like this? Really? http://t.co… +@VTPG that would be pretty cool if we can figure out how to do it without massive performance penalties +@VTPG I’m just saying: imagine if there were only one web renderer available to me on an entire OS! Boy I’d be stuck then. Crazy, huh? +.@iPlop it is already fixed in iOS7. I think a bug triager did not realize one can cause remote resprings with this and marked it low impact +Note: I do not actually advocate griefing Apple simply because it's entirely their fault @nickdepetrillo is tormenting me +RT @nickdepetrillo: Oh no, someone go to the Apple Care website, get into a live chat with a support specialist and... well you know what t… +Guess who just mastered the ninja skill of opening iMessage and switching to a different thread before the text finishes rendering +.@matt_merkle probably not - the unicode shouldn't be displayed anywhere in the call stack - but I think I will try anyway ;) +RT @matt_merkle: @0xabad1dea I wonder if sending a report crashes anyone's system at Apple... +I am this --><-- close to phoning in an orbital strike on one of my so-called "friends" http://t.co/aBH30AxcZB +@nickdepetrillo you crashed desktop iMessage. I need you to send enough safe messages to scroll the malicious one off the top +RT @tweetsauce: Alphabetically, this appears to be the very last page on the English Wikipedia --> http://t.co/N3eFNOJ0bi +@kurt_culley you have no power here +@nullwhale is good fun +The demo iPads have predictably formatted iCloud IDs, but they're not hooked up to iMessage. A pity. +We're by the Apple Store. Let's find out what the iMessage IDs of the employee devices are +@DrPizza I thought that was true about Chrome but apparently not +@nickdepetrillo but not until you actually look at available wifis on the screen, right? +@nickdepetrillo oh, got it. +@nickdepetrillo that implies the other way around works but not necessarily +I'm trying to see if SSIDs work but I might be having a unicode problem with Windows. Don't have a Linux machine handy. +Now Facebook and anyone else trying to mitigate gets to play "how many text outlets are not processed by the filter ban inlet" +RT @vladkov: @nickdepetrillo @julianor yup, but quick workaround: post a photo and then add the unicode as the location of the photo… boom … +RT @nickdepetrillo: Looks like Facebook has blocked the unicode string from being posted on walls and timelines: http://t.co/RInKAkDsgY +@kylemaxwell but this TYPE of bug can very easily effect All Of WebKit at an unspecified point in an unspecified way. +But no actually stuff like this is why I am against software monocultures. I'm mean to Firefox but guess what it isn't crashing today +@djrbliss it's funny because I can't imagine you holding an iPhone +@elad3 the Chrome crash isn’t a Chrome bug though. +FIREFOX! Good friend. Best friend. You are not to be crashing, yes? Yes. Good fox. #unicopalypse +@segfault314 it was just private messaged to me and guess what +I literally cannot text my husband right now because the messages app is stuck in a crash loop thanks @nickdepetrillo +@panzer @nickdepetrillo just keep browsing twitter from ios you’ll find it ;) +@nickdepetrillo http://t.co/40l5MS0T01 weh weh +@nickdepetrillo actually it doesn’t crash on my Mac. :) +@addelindh @nickdepetrillo yes, because he was texting in Arabic +OH FUDGE FUDGE @nickdepetrillo JUST RESPRUNG ME OVER iMESSAGE WITH NO USER INTERACTION AAAUUUUGH +@tenfootfangs we’re all unblocked now! Toxic water under the structurally unsound bridge. +@m1sp see this is the end result of homosexual marriage! +RT @C0deH4cker: Culprit of that crashing link is this sequence of unicode characters: \u062E \u0337\u0334\u0310\u062E This could be a majo… +@DarthNull @i0n1c it’s crashing my tab +Help I'm under attack from @i0n1c http://t.co/qVyJKzBBRi +@i0n1c my chrome just died when I went I check so I am guessing not yet +@i0n1c how do you mean? Is it blocking the unicode of death? +Tweetbot is superficially immune to the unicode of death but try an interaction like actions -> translate and you should get your crash +@kherge now try action -> translate mr. Tweetbot +RT @chriseng: RT @shadshar "Your attacker respectfully disagrees with your concept of scope." @zanelackey #NSC2013 +@SurprisingEdge I deleted it last night, my first world problem is getting too many answers +@SurprisingEdge um… no answer to what? +@Myriachan @chriseng it won’t, it’s a userspace segfault. +RT @chriseng: Apparently it's this easy to crash iOS and OSX: https://t.co/YmLuiisrwv +@codeblue87 @caughtinflux @chpwn @grp nope. Try action -> translate! :) +@filcab try actions -> translate +@antifuchs actions -> translate ? +There are only 1,112,064 hard problems in computer science and all of them are Unicode +@m1sp but but :( +Thar be iOS segfault dragons https://t.co/i5enaY6oyt +@codeblue87 @chpwn should I infer the reason this was retweeted has to do with how it’s segfaulting tweetbot, @grp ? +@CliffsEsport but only black and only if they’re in stock, right? +@andywgrant thank you! The pink gives some people the twitches +@xthread also I need to delete this one too since it depends on the question I asked and got many good answers for … +@xthread nope! No standard lib. +@Kufat @Myriachan @naughtysecrets oh. +@Kufat @Myriachan @naughtysecrets you know it’s on steam right :p +@thegrugq it isn’t the best we can do but neither is the Latin alphabet… I think it’s stuck +@thegrugq should there still be a Linux in 20 years? +@thegrugq because Torvalds is not good at fostering talent +@Tomi_Tapio fixed width is not sufficient to save you from that. +@ErrataRob except not because this is a kernel +@kivikakk ew what codebase +RT @kivikakk: "gender - String. The gender of the Human (e.g. 'male', 'female'). Default: 'male'" +@mattblaze JUST 34? What does that make me +@coreplane I am aware! Nonetheless, I am quite sure that it links literally nothing not contained within itself. It's a kernel. +When all you deal with all day are binaries, pre-compiliation C starts to look like utter wishy-washy nonsense +@coreplane I am pretty sure the C standard lib isn't being particularly linked here. +@computionist @meursalt you're assuming I'm looking at a Linux userspace application. I'm not ;) +@QuantumG okay. I understand what's going on now then. +@QuantumG in particular in that this is clearly an older version of C than I learned. +@QuantumG which is why I was asking what I should expect to happen, to make sure I'm not wildly off base with The Weirdness. +.@QuantumG I have never seen THIS PARTICULAR IDIOM of declaring a function IN a function and not being able to find its implementation. +@QuantumG I don't see how that's supposed to make me feel better that I have a declaration and no implementation of some function +@jdiezlopez yes but the function, where is it? +I can offer no rational reason for why programming ought be done in fixed-width fonts but by golly it ought +BTW if you are in the preorder queue for a pebble, gmail puts the notice that it's ready under the promotions tab +@OSVDB @timb_machine @_larry0 but I'm busy finding overflows in network code in Xinu :( +Re: "glad I noticed that filename": I just checked and con, aux, etc are still forbidden filenames in Windows 8. Thanks Obama! +@InfoSec208 technically Defcon :) +@nickm_tor (and you could recover the ASCII with some binary gunk) +@nickm_tor is it compressed? It may just be zip in a box +@kivikakk you aren’t?! +@0x90NOP @ErrataRob I met a kid in 2008 who said his entire university was still on token ring with no plan to upgrade +@stillchip @Secbuff oh. Just logged in did you? Yeah. Go use a third party client until UI Team gets the message... +I'm glad I noticed that filename before I tried to download this folder to Windows http://t.co/O1ZQqAzHKn +I think it would be good fun to review the first release of Linux to the same sky-high standards Torvalds holds contributors to now +Someone linked me Dr. Dobb's Journal. It looks like it's 2002 and it's loading like it's 1998. +All you old-timers really come in handy sometimes +@homakov well ya shouldn’t have left Boston huh. +@ErrataRob I was sad when I looked it up and loose source routing had already been deprecated before I could discover it ;) +@m1sp_ebooks @m1sp I am very prejudiced against the year 1248 +@Secbuff @stillchip I bet you pirated it +# 372870979393175552 +@ErrataRob I don’t remember which book it was but I independently discovered loose source routing spoofing while reading it at age 14 XD +@nickm_tor yay +@axiomfinity ahhh this may work out :D +RT @axiomfinity: @0xabad1dea http://t.co/3GIdeml4Zy +Old timers: you had tcp/ip in 1993 right +Like someone’s homemade tcp/ip stack from 1993 or something +@rubynerd err, not quite what I meant ^_^; real applications +Does anyone know of a good archive of old C code from 80s and 90s especially that isn’t maintained anymore +Dat documentation https://t.co/glsWD7xYAy +@hackerfantastic no >:( +@vogon @dijkstracula it’s not about you, vogon! It’s about other people who are not you +@dijkstracula @vogon please take any and all blocking bugs deadly serious. Blocking is used to mitigate severe abuse. :( +@trufae oh gods +RT @vogon: well, twitter conversation lines apparently broke the way blocking works, so that's a thing I'm going to be miserable about for … +RT @dangoodin001: Unpatched Mac bug gives attackers “super user” powers by going back in time http://t.co/rt6kTK921O +RT @adamcaudill: Anyone else seeing this? RT "@Reversity: yep #engadget is serving me malware each time I reload the main page" / @engadget +@ELLIOTTCABLE @vilhalmer you don’t need to tell me! I’m just not clear on whether or not you know what’s under the redaction +@nelhage that’s so yesterday! SEA hijack is unfashionable now +RT @SecurityHumor: "Be advised that the IP address 482.388.718.283 is fictional and does not correspond to an active or dormant network." #… +@ELLIOTTCABLE @vilhalmer wait you don't know what your criminal record says either? >.> +@comex you can see the first couple times you RT'd me on this graph from zero to ten thousand http://t.co/6z3NuGIDrx +How weird is it that when Nintendo says "play in 2D" they mean what they used to call "play in glorious ultra-real 3D" +RT @jennifurret: I'm always blown away by how many people go "Me too! I thought I was the only one!" when I talk about mental illness. This… +@boblord get me the UI team so I can <s>strangle</s> have some polite words about these tweets jumping all over the place #urgetokill +Now twitter is putting incoming tweets at the top and then violently yanking them away. Okay I will try to stop complaining... much +@i0n1c @ErrataRob we are all going down TOGETHER +@ErrataRob yes +RT @_ashleyelise: @0xabad1dea it also shows people that you have blocked in those convo blurps +Especially since it's now showing me replies TO people I don't follow and isn't showing me the original tweet #ComplainingAboutChanges +no I understand they're replies but that doesn't mean this method of operation is making sense to me regarding repeats +um so are tweets from earlier in the day just randomly going to pop back up in the web interface attached with blue lines or how does-- +@ELLIOTTCABLE so: they can see that there is a criminal record but the contents are redacted? is this standard Alaska procedure? +Re: the cracked jars: @codeferret_ has learned web hacking pretty much from scratch since coming to work here and he has seen some horrors +@ELLIOTTCABLE wha +RT @arstechnica: In historic vote, New Zealand bans software patents http://t.co/iV8jWeHctB by @joemullin +.@shanley @techreview @paulg @eevee oh look it’s a point, there it is, reach out, aaaaaaand missed it +RT @shanley: Editor MIT @techreview defends @paulg's misogyny & discrimination; says startups have "plenty of weird skin colors" http://t.c… +@blueben thanks! +“I was much happier before I knew the internet was really just a carelessly stacked pile of cracked glass jars” - @codeferret_ +@boblord BETTER NOT SCREW UP HUH. +@Viss my true mission has succeeded: to forcibly inject pink into a blue office +@boblord of course you realize if Twitter ever goes down due to a hack I'm going to mail y'all live squid or something +@Viss neeeeeverrrrrrr. +And that was the time I sent Twitter flowers for not going down and they all suspected it was a trojan of some sort +@boblord oh good I'm surprised it actually got there :p +I can read English just fine. I can read Dutch pretty well. But both in the same sentence is kinda hard I guess +@greenrd yes +"Password incorrect. Wachtwoord vergeten?" If you're gonna translate an interface in a commercial product... +@wompa164 and Zelda and Metroid and Animal Crossing and Fire Emblem and Kirby and oh the massive multimedia franchise Pokemon +Of course, I am not some sort of business person. My only credentials are being a loyal fan of Nintendo for twenty-two years & gamer angst +@Mordicant let’s wait and see how 2DS turns out because 3DS was a misguided venture in unnecessary costs +@ochsff I use imgur with twitter and generally it would happen immediately so that’s probably not it ? +.@akopa yes. But Nintendo has more good stuff than Sonic Team +I would save Nintendo by turning it into a software publishing house. Their own and their closely allied smaller brands. Seal of Quality. +@ochsff well this isn’t suspicious +@SzymonSzydelko that second one is artistic interpretation ;) +"Algorithm for causing your employer all sorts of exciting and entirely foreseeable problems" +Someone just told me their Java textbook has an "algorithm for extracting dollars and cents from a double" +@WhiteMageSlave this has been canon since Oblivion! He was the guy who wakes you up on the ship in Morrowind +@m1sp audio engineers are terrible people +@m1sp actually compat problems are pretty low because there is only one OSX. Shipping “Linux and OSX” is easier than “Linux and Linux and” +@JeffHandley @blowdart the sad truth is that the typical entry points of new coders to PHP just don’t talk about this stuff +@Paucis__Verbis oh that is attractive what is it +@chriseng yeah but you’re in Iceland so clearly you’re never coming back +@m1sp AAAUUUUUGH I am revoking your photoshop privileges +Oh no I forgot to bring back @chriseng’s DVDs oh wait he is in Iceland NEVER MIND I am keeping them forever out of spite +@m1sp but yes come to the “just like Linux but with more corporate funding” side +@m1sp there is similar Expensive software for Windows but none that I am aware of for Linux +@m1sp to my frustration I prefer to notate this type of rhythm in sixes which I can do with chiptune but in GarageBand it has to be 3/4 +@m1sp GarageBand (comes with OSX) and carefully curated and hoarded soundfonts and gentle coercion to get them to load +@m1sp btw did you hear the orchestrated version of Stormwaltz I am envisioning it as Ismyrn teaching Barsamin how to be epic ;) +The Gameboy Advance is the greatest handheld console and the fact that it coincided with my emotional early teen years is coincidence +@chunter16 honestly this thing is closer to what I wanted in the first place: GBA just more powerful +I admire the artistic techniques of effective adversaries, at least until they take down Minecraft login servers +@mikko @spacerog I’m charmed with how effective SEA’s tactics are. Security teams need to update their playbooks. +I’ve actually seen a well-maintained Sears and Roebuck mail-order barn in Virginia. I wonder how many are still in use. +@tsdNull if you click through the video it appears to be on the official Nintendo YouTube +If you think the 1980s Sears Catalog is somethin’ — in the 1880s they had mail-order barns. http://t.co/4bo8smUSUK +@khronosdm I thought so but apparently it came through the official channels… +@m1sp it could be, but, ugh it looks unbalanced +@ra6bit get it, it’s 2D haha… +RT @TimoHirvonen: Grrrrrr, yet another Java PoC... http://t.co/PVy9pDUaF2 (thanks for the link, @kafeine!) +Nintendo is doing a good job parodying themselves http://t.co/1ZwGYkCESD +@vogon are we sure this isn’t a parody? Because if I were to parody Nintendo backtracking on the 3DS, the lack of hinge is a good touch +Actual text of law, part 15 http://t.co/AXjLCoiB8C via @mfukar (if it’s not clear: I was joking) +@mfukar I was hoping it was clear I was being facetious :( +(I’m pretty sure the “and” there means “in conjunction with” but that’s not as funny as the casual interpretation) +We’re all criminals! This was their master plan all along. http://t.co/FVT2tXBOuN +Amazon opened as a book store in 1995 and in 2013 it maintains a significant portion of the internet as we know it #scopecreep +@m1sp why would you say that :( +@arcticf0x they do actually. SEA already got some access a few months ago and was unable to change twitter :) +@m1sp I would be delighted +@m1sp I think my subconscious just finds the trope play there funny :p +@arcticf0x and it’s up to said organizations to learn to adapt to this tactic :) +@arcticf0x a bunch of script kiddies who are consistently able to break into famous organizations with phishing are not “lucky” but “smart” +RT @dresdencodak: In my experience, when cartoonists complain openly about their lack of skill, it's never fishing for compliments. We all … +@m1sp I had a dream someone complained my male characters are just decorative husbands with no agency +@arcticf0x not covering up anything, I suspect. This is how all of SEA’s hacks have gone down. +@shish2k it is genuine :p +“Melbourne IT has confirmed that the SEA used phishing tactics to gain access” raise your hands if you are the least bit surprised +RT @sakjur: @0xabad1dea Good morning :) You don't have a UEFI Secure Boot jailbreak for Chromebook Pixel lying around? ^_^ Asking for a fri… +@nlstart oeps :) +RT @_wirepair: if the NSA can make a typo and collect all of Washington's calls. Why can't the IRS make a typo and make all our tax dollars… +@m1sp there’s a reason Ziazan is so worried about running out of coffee with three gods in the house… +@blowdart I’m afraid I have spent all my sound and fury tokens for the night +@m1sp good cover concept? After being redone by a real artist who can color, of course. http://t.co/OWs4oWpjJJ +@blowdart are you encouraging me to be mean to children +@CaseyDunham yep. Not to be rude to some casual acquaintances but maybe they are not as intellectually fulfilling as the internet +This sort of "internet talking doesn't count as talking" stuff really grinds my gears. By gears I mean circuits. http://t.co/dTrr5P2SUk +I just sent flowers to someone on an impulse. It’s cheaper than buying computers and ball gowns on an impulse I guess +@Kim_Bruning works for me? Your DNS may still be poisoned http://t.co/5b63jQN5jN +Sorry that pastebin was the OTHER Melbourne IT compromise. They all look the same. +.@kivikakk @hk_net hey at least they’re not root, only www! ;) +@kivikakk I was actually expecting Melbourne to be the founder’s last name and you’d get all offended I’d blame your city ;) +@kivikakk THIS IS ALL MELBOURNE’S FAULT +@demize95 the official mobile clients might have hardcoded IPs to fall back on but I doubt it +@demize95 they could bring twitter down entirely if they can change the IP and it would just be Gone +It looks like SEA is trying to see how much they can poke Twitter without knocking over the actual API (because they rely on it too) +RT @jedisct1: twitter[.]ae now hijacked +@hemantmehta I’m allowed to be a grammar guardian on a site about teachers right +# 372506243543212032 +I think I like this Cicero guy http://t.co/Ws4fDHRE54 +Google Drive: "cannot sync this file for unexplained reason" Me: "okay here is a 'new' one that is actually the same file" Drive: "ok!" +@mtheoryx Syria Electronic Army. Political script kiddies with a high success rate. +@mtheoryx not at all, same registrar +@mtheoryx it was but it seems to be fixed. They did not bring down twitter (by choice, I think, as they need it) +@mtheoryx their DNS was compromised by SEA. SEA’s modus operandi is email social engineering. +@cfarivar I posted it in a second comment but http://t.co/Br1qXF7ycy has a quote from NYT’s chief information officer re: email safety +NYT telling their staff to not send any emails shows they actually paid attention to what brought down such noble competitors as the Onion +In any case I concede that the SEA is very good at their little niche http://t.co/Br1qXF7ycy +Why are registrars so annoyingly prone to getting popped +@znjp @marshray I’d assume it’s because you can do them by hand. I tried SHA1 hashing a string by hand once… +@vogon the future of the human race is a smoke detector beeping just out of reach forever +@boblord @0xcharlie uh do you know about your Whois just checking +@matt_merkle @demize95 such things are usually managed by a third party so... +It looks like the SEA has gotten into Twitter's whois settings via @demize95 +@demize95 uh oh is this in DNS +"Someone" has slipped me the Defcon DVD set. But I'm too embarrassed to look +@int_SiPlus_void no idea. It fixes(tm) vague things(tm) to do with .net 4.5 +(If you elect to "get help" it takes you to a knowledge base article with a patch. Instead of just... I don't even know) +@int_SiPlus_void the last of those, I assume +.@int_SiPlus_void no this is stock Windows 8 +This is a bit of a dramatic way to say there's an update available, don't you think http://t.co/OuiL1Ftg4y +@nvll @vogon be strong ;-; +bitter irony: what I thought was a misplaced quote was actually a use of the very "e" modifier whose name I have cursed #php #EasyToMiss +@vogon PHP was my first language and I turned out fine +I'm that horrible person who's judgmental of all code like it's been submitted to a high art gallery +@waywardhem blehhh https://t.co/tc3NyAWwIl +@demize95 at least they're hashing correctly +@demize95 hardcoded min password len of 6. Nested if-pyramid from hell. Minor (non-persistent) XSS +I made the mistake of looking at a PHP repo listed under "trending" on github and oh my gods it's a login script and it's terrible +@apiary @LambDaTom @The1TrueSean yes because Europe is on another planet that'd be silly +@apiary @LambDaTom @The1TrueSean yes and you can take a boat to Europe but that doesn't mean Bostonians won't whine +@LambDaTom @The1TrueSean on a Bostonian scale we are on another continent +wow I just submitted my first pull request to an open source repo I'm big time now (it's to correct a typo) +I'm still not over the fact that PHP's original implementation of microtime() returns a string you have to manually parse ("fixed" in 5) +@xa329 uhhhh >:| +@Rddesjardin sort of. The nearby mall is the suburban leaf node of one of the bus lines. +I should probably clarify this is way out in the suburbs, not the inner city +@mtheoryx no I'm saying ls --recursive existed when I thought to try it and that's all I care about. +There is consistently a beggar in the same spot near the office- but a different one EVERY day- to the point we suspect a social experiment +RT @chpwn: @xor @0xabad1dea Sorry, that was a bug. It should be fixed later today. +@mtheoryx "the program 'tree' is not installed. You can get it by typing..." :p +Why did I only just today after nine years intuitively infer that `ls --recursive` must exist +Somewhere, an IBM mainframe programmer is grumpy https://t.co/TyzHqNzsFc +@qosys *checks price* yeah uh so about that... strictly hobbyist here +@qosys garageband + carefully hoarded soundfonts +@alex_gaynor we do. +I don't know OpenSSL, is it?! https://t.co/WfbvQBS4kD +dear heavens @soundcloud what does it take to not get one of my weakest uploaded pieces to be the first "related" track all the time +I finished the stormwaltz https://t.co/g80bf2YC7q +RT @xor: @0xabad1dea @captainsaicin alright I've posted to imgur http://t.co/YrJfZPTz8F +@xor @CaptainSaicin do you know imgur? Their no-login uploads have a reasonably large allowed size before they recompress +RT @xor: Ugh, Facebook's transparency report requires login. Screenshot of entire report attached. http://t.co/Zfsl1lntH9 +RT @howtogeek: Microsoft screwed developers by not releasing to MSDN until GA, even though the single biggest Windows 8 problem is a lack o… +@profoundlypaige mint +@numist @0x17h Yellow Toner Needs Food Badly +@pippin @kyhwana “It’s me again! Humor!” +@JulianBangert þat is entirely besides þe point ;) +@Irrnick imgur’s twitter card must be broken… +@SrslyJosh I did both. Hate them both. +@nickm_tor @mjj122 *cough* +@0x17h lemme guess: outed someone as trans? +@0x17h I feel like I might have missed something exciting +@nickm_tor yeah but it’s the kind of thing that makes me want to write my own to show them who’s eight-bit boss +@dhw neither was I :( +.@nickm_tor I can only assume a fundamental confusion of machine word size and address space endemic to the 32-bit generation +@nickm_tor http://t.co/tZU5arRDnL +@Sonikku_a those are a different model. I assure you those are not the context :) +Start reading something. It refers to the 6502 as a 16-bit processor. Stop reading something. Rage into the night. +@d0m96 just GarageBand actually. The trick is nabbing good soundfonts and coercing the thing to actually load them :) +Work in progress -- I am trying to go for the "Game of Thrones soundtrack" type of sound https://t.co/g80bf2YC7q +(not being frivolous: I use my keyboard as, well, a musical keyboard.) +my keyboard needs a pressure sensor so it knows how much I really mean it +@ra6bit see also https://t.co/F8wEionZcW +@ra6bit there were some very dark and depressed times in between +@ra6bit ummm, so about being "the enlightened one".. ... ... ... +# 372145732662226945 +@ra6bit because Jefferson was a kidder and Franklin was just going through a phase +@jlwfnord @QuantumG yes I am aware the protestant reformation started in Europe +@jlwfnord @QuantumG God's own hand reaching into the hearts of men to set America on the path of manifest destiny (no really it said that) +@attritionorg sorry boss haven't checked the main timeline since after lunch won't happen again boss +@geekable the important bit is he used a 6" ruler (span in this context == width of hand spread) +@rgov tide goes in tide goes out you can't explain that +@elwoz @djon3s well, that's part of what I'm saying, a private school can be literally anything +@jlwfnord unfortunately I can't find the biology book but I assure you it had pictures of Hebrew kids riding triceratops +@sakjur (in many American secular textbooks they will say Before Common Era and Common Era but it is not mandatory) +@sakjur wait, so, of all the possible things wrong with that, you're offended by BC / AD? XD +@pborenstein however in south of the mason dixon's defense I also went to a school that used these books in New Hampshire +@pborenstein Catholic schools do not generally teach such a hard-line literal interpretation of biblical texts (they do other weird stuff) +@djon3s ie a Texas public school and New York public school are plenty different but a private school is just in another castle entirely +@djon3s assuming you're not American: there is a vast and deep gulf between any private school and any public school +@bhelyer yes, referring to the transition period, not to the complacency period +@willjohansson fun fact, I found all of these inside of five minutes, the entire book is just this stuff back to back to back +and now all of you know why I had a brief but fruitful Insanity Phase +No, my foreign friends, that is not a textbook used in *public* American schools, they're slightly more fair-n'-balanced +I feel like today is a good day to randomly drop this link to pictures of my actual high school history textbook http://t.co/XqDYtlr3OX +@attritionorg http://t.co/ktmXAHhriX +@Myriachan I know, I have studied Greek ;) +@marczak @newsycombinator yes there was a fuss about it beginning to exist at all recently +"It's me again! The Debian OpenSSL bug!" http://t.co/lbaiJXSXd6 +@demize95 I imagine getting the ones in Spanish is not really a problem but I haven't actually seen an ID with such before +@demize95 even before ASCII America systematically forced incoming immigrants to respell their legal names with no funny squiggles +@demize95 I can tell you're not American +@xa329 it would be a manga if I could draw ;( it is definitely 100% novel :p +@Se3ek I have never met someone whose native language was not English who did not pronounce it that way already +@eevee I did use to have a flower symbol in my google name before G+ but people complained it broke sorting and search by name +@eevee because Google Plus blocks flower symbols +@Samurai336 overhang.... +@Samurai336 it has other ligatures like in "fi" the dot will be subsumed into f's overhand +@Samurai336 no just ordinary TTF I like the font IM Fell Great Primer (which is a mimic of 1800s typesetting) http://t.co/MZJaETAfvH +@Samurai336 a good font like I use for compiling my manuscript will create ligatures automatically +I should start insisting my IRL name is spelled Melißa so I can break websites with that too +@vogon @bburbank denial frustration bargaining acceptance patching the wad +@m1sp @WhiteMageSlave he slept like that. That’s a valid, non-fan service reason, right?! +@CyborgCode I’m saying it’s not a type of compromise that implies server-side access to data. They’re spray painting the outside. +@m1sp I fixed several before sending the release candidate draft to People +Though threatening to change the name of a country on Google Maps is not as effective when your delivery method was DNS hijacking +@demize95 @newsycombinator http://t.co/1QFbsBheBH +@eevee wh a a ? +@demize95 @newsycombinator probably DNS poisoning then unless you’re jesting about agreeing with their political demands re: map name +RT @newsycombinator: Google palestine hacked http://t.co/F3O8KjoF6a +@DrPizza well when you think about it the alternative is fighting the snow +@DrPizza I unblock pretty much every website that uses Project Wonderful +@WTFuzz I am incredibly jealous +@demize95 my ego is already dangerously cheesy +@nelhage I do, but people tend to download and send to iPad, as it's a PDF +1) send manuscript to a bunch of friends 2) find typo 3) infinite shame +@WilRockall I never touch the dynamic stuff and often do not even remember it exists :) +I only just noticed that our own list of flaws we check for now officially includes "client-side Java" as an official vulnerability +@mubix good luck finding a computer that won't crash under the load on kernel memory +@technololigy I like your new bio a lot +@DrPizza @gsuberland you just have to enumerate them with 16-bit unicode. Check out my é drive +Without dragging out my copy of @markrussinovich et al, I suspect Windows will ragequit before you get to two billion hard drives anyway +Today on "if only I could exploit that": "hmm... this will overflow if your computer has over two billion hard drives" +The face of a cat finding Turing-completeness in another unsuspecting file format http://t.co/xWpjUzP3Mk @sergeybratus +RT @vogon: humanity has been capable of powered heavier-than-air flight for longer than women have been able to vote in the US +Is that to imply that Canadians are NOT afraid of dragons http://t.co/UvuU5apGFB +@_____C @puellavulnerata except plaintext email is not buggy and incompatible and is in fact the standard +@puellavulnerata most clients support expanded attack surface! +RT @puellavulnerata: My bank now sends me e-mail with a text/plain component that explains "most e-mail clients support HTML and you should… +“Using an ad blocker so the images aren’t seen is a crime!” Thieves! Time to go arrest everyone on the internet who is blind! +Calling all @shit_hn_says we got a code red https://t.co/DRyJj4V70H +@akohlsmith @natashenka not an intentional one. I’ve had people tell me their fridge was a source of interference before +@savagejen oh my gods +@eevee I have had the thought "take a screenshot and flip it over" as a method of taking a photograph of myself at my desk so... +@m1sp "someone" scanned my old letter to myself instead of sending the envelope to me and I am almost too embarrassed to show you. almost +@savagejen tried to tell her that ones that start with @ don't go to all ten thousand ;) +@savagejen yes but I didn't say so because everyone loves using the "how could you say that to ten thousand strangers" line on me... +I thought if I told someone where a letter I wrote to myself when I was 13 was and I wanted it back ***DON'T OPEN IT*** was implicit +@m1sp @WhiteMageSlave meanwhile, in book 2 http://t.co/HkX21jBhDz +@Kim_Bruning @vogon only one of the characters is Fake Dutch just FYI ;) +@nickm_tor can’t tell if amazing pun or just been into the Naruto +@m1sp I am sketching out the opening to book two right now and it is the most manga thing +@PhilippBayer @supersat well they’re clearly really bad at it +@dan_crowley and that’s how you internet, FIN +@dan_crowley that was your SYN. This is my ACK. Now you give me a SYNACK please ACK +@ShadowTodd remember the time you publicly consumed an item of pop culture despite already being of the opinion it wasn’t that great +@natashenka try everything with a screen, and the refrigerator +@natashenka I’m not an expert I’m just good at getting into trouble and back out of it +@armcannon because the world is so short on generic guitarists +@natashenka do you have any idea what frequency it is or what it “sounds” like ? +@kattkieru \o/ +@0x17h depends. Some just let it slide, some watch TV services, some visit a local church at random +@quantFlu I'm not, thank gods +@ryanfenno I find it utterly astounding that even Sun has better visual appeal on docs than Oracle (especially since they're the same docs) +Tonight on interesting vulns: this SSL certificate checks out! I'mma just pull the organization name out and use it as a filename verbatim +# 371783547943526400 +@ryanfenno serving up a few MB of static HTML once a week is truly the limit of computer science +Everyone: my question was W H Y not H O W ;( why would Oracle block public documentation from being indexed by all bots +@PhilippBayer yes the question stands W H Y +@gsuberland what do you mean? there's nothing cached about it, I can see the robots.txt with my own eyes, it denies everything to everyone +W H Y it's not even anti-google - it's user-agent: * ! http://t.co/RlbKHeLLQo +@dveditz My father is a devoted fan of Tolkien. I don't think my mother has ever read a fantasy novel in her life. +@cyclerunner PATCH NOTES v1.0.0.3 * resolved temporal paradox - please reboot canon +@zcutlip I escaped before the mandatory transformation into Northern Virginia Barbie +@chort0 http://t.co/Bx3NlSYT4d I lived there for a few years everyone chuckles about the rogue backhoes +@chort0 have you heard about the treasure allegedly buried in southwestern Virginia? People take backhoes to others' backyards at night... +As a former resident of Northern Virginia I am pretty sure the soil is in fact cursed by a malevolent cult and that's why AWS goes down +@bobpoekert IT'S ALWAYS VIRGINIA WHY IS IT NEVER CALIFORNIA +This is the state of our internet: I hear that two services are down and I know something happened at Amazon's Northern Virginia datacenter +"instagram and vine are both down" "what at the same time" "yeah" "this looks like a case for Cloud Detective" http://t.co/UrF3hbu6XD +@savagejen I know a girl who did a ten-minute video demoing that and teenage boys won't stop sending her messages on youtube +@MarkKriegsman btw I finished my novel that's my true hackathon completed +@MarkKriegsman I knew of it - it's parodied by The Princess Diaries - I just didn't realize how ridiculously awkward the rulership setup is +@savagejen *scratches neck* ow my bare skin +@pajp I couldn't figure out how to turn that stuff off and I had a one megabyte file system allowance including versions it was hell +@savagejen it's been amusing to watch everyone project their favorite minor league brand as the mythical Third Phone of my dream +@vogon @Kim_Bruning ps one of the language spoken in my novel is Fake Dutch which is just Dutch with Abadideaized spelling +@vogon @Kim_Bruning *sings off tune* VILHELMUS VAN NA-SA-WE BEN IIIIIK VAN DOOUUT-SEN BLOOOEEED I'm so good at Dutch +@vogon stop giving me technical answers when I am marveling at the artistic majesty of how ridiculous it is +no joke there is a country whose king is elected by another country which is a republic Europe how did this happen http://t.co/EjJ9Y0TsKA +@beist that's rough. Hang on, I have some PHP... +Did you know one can be elected to Their Serene Highnesses Highness the Co-Princes of Andorra +@geekable it's been edited to a Certain Extent and it is now in "ignore it for a while before rereading it" phase +@ulysseas yeah there's nothing worse than "forget to take it and you'll get sick. Take it twice and you'll get sick differently" +"Dear... thirteen-year-old... self: do not... write solemn vows... on Lisa Frank unicorn stationery. Sincerely, just kidding go ahead" +@mbrit planning on self-publishing as ebook because I think my main audience would be those who read other online stuff I enjoy. +@mbrit wrote, as of two nights ago :) and yeah I sent it to some good friends etc. +@CyborgCode unless of course one specifically wants to be a professor +@CyborgCode I don't particularly feel that I need more degrees, they are necessary to advance in some sciences but not CS so much +You can tell I am actually a programmer because the novel is now in "release candidate" stage +My genius is surpassed only by my ability to take a pill out of a medicine bottle and lose track of it before it gets to my mouth +@m1sp you're fired for not questioning Clarion's last action :p +@jason_shell well I wrote the novel so if they don't they will soon +You see here a NOVEL. It is about RELIGION. Also about GAY. It may press some BUTTONS. Send copy to parents y/N +@WhiteMageSlave @m1sp I have so many subplots plots within plots within the tears of shippers +@tomslominski http://t.co/ykGxv1BuZz +@elad3 I seem to be magnetic to early adopters of all sorts +To show you how messed up my psyche is, in my dream, the Third Brand of Phone pretty clearly ran VMS. +@Radeachar twitter is so easy to manipulate ;) +@m1sp why do I feel like I've written almost four hundred pages and barely advanced the overall plot at all +@Kufat yes. and Symbian. +@pusscat D: +And now all of you tell me your brand loyalties and so far none of them have been Blackberry. +I had a dream last night that I finally found it: the legendary Third Brand of Phone that was neither iPhone nor Android. What nonsense! +RT @PRISM_NSA: What's a nice girl like you doing in a keyword search like this? #NSAPickUpLines +RT @dhh: Remember when NSA was caught recording phone sex between American's overseas and passing it around office for laughs? http://t.co/… +@m1sp and may he be damned for it! +RT @dan_crowley: There's another word for #LOVEINT: Stalking. +@Ruzvay http://t.co/ykGxv1BuZz +I have been reading my *own* book literally all day, and it is a LOT longer than I thought it was +@MechMK1 yeah. stupid unicode tricks +This is a good way to scare yourself to death with a search box http://t.co/F0DczG1CYf +# 371397972606451714 +@m1sp if you read Glory in the Thunder backwards it's the story of an old man who doesn't kill all of his friends +@puellavulnerata being IT in a prison is interesting in the academic sense because there are malicious actors physically present +@puellavulnerata as staff of the "free to quit to the extent that any lower-middle class person is 'free' to quit jobs" sort +@puellavulnerata fun fact both my parents have worked in jails (there I just ruined your opinion of my family forever) +@ID_AA_Carmack except htons, I think we’re stuck with that one… +@lyyx because non-Americans don’t have RIGHTS, silly! ;( +Jails and hospitals are both constantly catching workers looking up acquaintances in the system. Or random interesting strangers #LOVEINT +This is only the single most predictable misuse of access to information in human existence #LOVEINT http://t.co/xLp5tFym5t +@The1TrueSean you should see how many smart phones you can put on a railing over water +@maradydd @sergeybratus eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee +RT @chort0: So the author of the PATRIOT act and the UK Terrorism act both saying they're being abused. WHO COULD HAVE PREDICTED THAT??? #I… +@m1sp you know I'd be the melodramatic one saying "there isn't room for us all, I GIVE UP MY PLACE FOR YOOOOUUUU" +@Packetknife I’m rereading it to patch a few things up then giving some copies to Trusted Friends +@froztbyte yes, the one I finished last night and was generally freaking out on twitter about 8) +@trap0xf what in tarnation is this contraption that guards its bytes so well +I never would have finished the novel without @m1sp best friends forever until the end of the world or the eve of our mortality whichever +RT @AutomatedTester: A QA engineer walks into a bar. Runs into a bar. Crawls into a bar. Dances into a bar. Tiptoes into a bar. Rams into a… +RT @commentisfree: The detention of #DavidMiranda was an unlawful use of Terrorism Act | Charles Falconer - who helped introduce the act ht… +@JackLScanlan I hate to break it to ya Jack but I think your parents might have secretly been white +RT @usayd: REALLY from a kids book: "As they went through the airport, Olivia was searched for weapons. She was very pleased." http://t.co/… +@0x17h I just woke up but my fake detectors are ringing +@m1sp I'm doing a read-and-fix scan now... wooo +@m1sp /me grabs you and dances +@Xaosopher I know what is meant by that phrase, but the body count is pretty high +@inversephase I'd say my *taste* has improved considerably. But when I pull out old notebooks I am not ashamed of the writing itself. +@inversephase I was always the grammar worksheet golden child +RT @SecurityHumor: When someone starts a conversation with "Promise not to get upset?", just punch them in the face to save everybody’s tim… +@chriseng yeah, it’s like attending a wedding, if you don’t object the very day it’s declassified you have to forever hold your peace! +RT @SamSykesSwears: This picture was intended to illustrate the "horrors" of suffrage, but damn if that doesn't look like an awesome bar ht… +@m1sp I think I succeeded in making “Ani” into a woobie in four whole pages of prologue +@darkuncle I generated the PDF myself, sooo..... 50/50 +Problems that should not exist: having to reboot the iPad so I can get a large PDF open in userspace without malloc failing +@kevinlange I should probably read the last several chapters I just wrote first +@strathmeyer http://t.co/wm2hA0bX1R +If you wonder what on earth the novel is about (not hacking), this is a lot easier than trying to fit it in a tweet http://t.co/ykGxv1BuZz +Word count (aside from final editing) is 106,940, almost exactly the size of Prisoner of Azkaban, this pleases me +@megapint I prefer to think of myself as having a different sort of genitals! ;) +@elimisteve the final http://t.co/Pt93gknC4m is girl-on-girl. +@hypatiadotca YES just let me do one more readthrough to patch up some minor rough spots +@hypatiadotca PS. IT'S REALLY GAY +@GarethLewin yeh +@elimisteve vaguely steampunk take on the Silk Road. Teenagers. Politics. Blowin' stuff up. Gaaaay. +@Tomi_Tapio at this moment only @m1sp because I need to reread it myself and straighten up a few things +.@Jedi_Amara yeah in my personal headcanon I am still 17 +Dear thirteen-year-old me tell that random girl on the internet she was wrong that you'd never finish a novel it just took until you were 25 +RING-A-DING-DING hey what's that sound oh nothing it's just the sound of me FINISHING MY NOVEL LIKE I SAID I WOULD TWELVE YEARS AGO +@attractr thanks <3 I already went through my sound-and-fury newly forged atheist phase, to the luck of twitter +@attractr always there, strangled repeatedly, until I went through an outright suicidal phase and came out the other side a few years ago +@attractr for the record I am no longer a fan of the Trumpet Sounds, Everybody Dies club. +@attractr and yeah I could read pretty well at six. Read the whole thing. Maybe barely seven? I don't know, doesn't much matter. +@attractr that everyone who did not bow before my god was going to have the blood squeezed from their bodies to the depth of bridles +@attractr now imagine when I was six years old I was told that every word of Patmos: The Acid Trip was literally true +@m1sp it is a wicked thing I have done +# 371021337097023488 +One of the locations in my novel is actually just a really good game of Dwarf Fortress I played back in 2010 (it's a secret to everyone) +@kevinlange @eevee I bet this would be hilarious if it would load :( +RT @KristinPaget: Attention, world! Hormone therapy is "basic medical care" and does not equate to "sexual reassignment surgery". Just FY… +@attractr I feel educated in all the wrong ways that I actually know which book is a bad acid trip on Patmos just offhandedly +RT @RajaSandhu: Very short story of a designer... http://t.co/CzqBQF6bii +@nickm_tor my Hermione Instinct to lecture you on the reason the term is used is overpowering +@TweetsofOld was the context discussing the name of the town of Ladysmith by any chance? +RT @SLWorona: No spying. Well, spying, but legal. Well, a few illegal, but unintentional. Well, a few intentional, but not many. … http://t… +"Drivers carry less than twenty dollars at all times" Yeah well I just tipped you $21 what now huh yeah I thought so +I don't know why someone said "I'm gonna ask Mark Twain to pose shirtless" but I'm glad they did http://t.co/iz5Icotpm1 +Hey husband, come here, I want to try something http://t.co/5LWe4tG07r +.@kattkieru is it working http://t.co/q2km6AfTd0 +.@kattkieru then I am channeling Stan Lee subconsciously because I just woke up +@nickdepetrillo incidentally my cultural narrative does not overlap with yours on this concept so there is an infinite gulf between us +At some point we just replaced stories of fairies and magical knights with stories of aliens who get power from the sun (and Batman) +Of course everyone is talking about Batman. Shared cultural narratives are the building blocks of cohesive civilization. +RT @caulkthewagon: .@nathanLfuller Okay, then @jaketapper and CNN, you can never use the name "Lady Gaga" ever again, or any other celeb wh… +@kevinlange Dear Husband has been angsting about character choice +RT @chimeracoder: I've also been blown away by the number of similar experiences that people, both strangers and friends, have shared. *Tha… +Read this story about the TSA. To the end. There’s a plot twist. http://t.co/LfsEmeLtbM +@tapbot_paul unsolicited UI suggestion: visually distinguish between jpeg instagrams and hellnoise instagrams before I tap #heartattack +Reminder: we have the secret opinion now and the opinion is not gentle http://t.co/XOTdF3EWT0 +RT @savagejen: None of our heroes are perfect, which is why it's important to limit the powers we grant them. It's damage control. +@radarpixie depending on context, I am "from" the Netherlands, New Hampshire, Massachusetts, or any of six places in Virginia +@radarpixie it's a long story, but in this case, rural Virginia +RT @maxious: @0xabad1dea check yo pizza privilege +Yes indeed I come from a place where there's no pizza delivery any time of day, never mind so late. Third world stuff I know +It was worth moving across the country solely for "I'm hungry, I don't feel well, and it's about midnight. Let's order pizza" +@m1sp Ding! The Old Draft Fragment is finally integrated! +OH "I'm thinking of writing an Atari demo now. But that might be the legal definition of insanity." +@adpaolucci I'm about halfway there! +The last few thousand words of a novel are the hardest to write... +@m1sp ctrl+f "telescope" and behold the dialogue that is the peak of my writing career +# 370634543209791488 +@focalintent I feel mostly better so I think it's a large block-by-block move and erase +I have successfully passed the fever token to my husband! +@SurprisingEdge IDK. I noticed this because I could not actually fit the connector in the socket due to the offending particle +@amazingant It's cool except that the magsafe 2s are EXTREMELY prone to falling out +Warning: if a tiny piece of magnetic material gets lodged in a magsafe connector port, it is the dickens to get back out +.@EWErickson is the sort of person who makes me reconsider my philosophy of the goodness of the human heart http://t.co/5wIlOQqs0d +@neontrotsky @puellavulnerata @EWErickson it must be nice to live in a world where you can literally demonize people +@kaepora I assume it isn’t her legal name yet (and may never be). Chelsea “Bradley” Manning? +@gsuberland you think our prisons even acknowledge transgenderism as a concept? +If you can remember to call Manning “Chelsea Manning” from now on, that is one little victory for one sort of freedom — of identity +RT @ioerror: It appears that #Manning has made an extremely important statement today: https://t.co/xevyH1PBPd +RT @tv_Amaro: #Syria A 10 year old girl drew us what she saw in her village. More compelling than any press report. It sums it all http://t… +@Viss nooo not the beautiful hair +@mattblaze I’d guess by packet in which case that’s easily all the important bits +RT @avibryant: OH @nelhage "DNS was always doomed to be a disaster... naming and caching, that's _all it does_" +RT @suchitagarwal: This is how all deploys happen at Twitter https://t.co/867XYEUALy +@lllamaboy this is the part where I’m not sure if you’re kidding +@m1sp @hypatiadotca @TonyAbotMHR and we can't let Gillard continue to be the Prime Minister of This Napkin. +@m1sp ohai down under. I wrote a bunch! I am too tired to write another word I think so Little Miss Introspection is gonna have to sit there +@hypatiadotca @m1sp everyone should have a friend who makes a perfect markov chain input. +@kyhwana @nrr with all respect to leafypants, we are not two souls of one heart or something sappy like that +The @m1sp x @0xabad1dea fusion bot cuts straight to the heart of the matter https://t.co/oXrpA7I2fJ +@trevortimm @MalwareJake @EFF I probably owe y’all some donations… +@nrr I… I… … …. +RT @conor64: UK forced David Miranda to give up his email and social media passwords on threat of prison http://t.co/j4zIv8Q6WU +RT @trevortimm: This footnote from the just-declassified FISA court ruling on unconstitutional NSA surveillance is extraordinary: http://t.… +@jesster_king because I find Saint Guiltystine supremely annoying +@jesster_king @m1sp it turns out to be a curable condition, if you are whacked upside the head with enough books. +@jesster_king @m1sp Yeah. I did that. For twen'y years. +@jesster_king @m1sp you know I spent about twenty years being super religious right? I don't think it's genetic. +@Tomi_Tapio the live word / character count for the working section increments character count on spaces +@rejectionking http://t.co/D5hTVwhz0F +@bobpoekert http://t.co/QbbBiv1Ttk +@bobpoekert yep +WORDS FOR THE WORDCOUNT GOD http://t.co/xnGYBhA3c3 +This startup looks pretty promising http://t.co/KlPVxZVQcx via @harper +# 370331219201761281 +@Mega_Turd that's the justification +@m1sp I hadn't seen this trope before! I'm glad I did http://t.co/cZIVi9Od1A +@lllamaboy though I'm being told the whole mobi won't be sent to Kindles, so hopefully the relevant part will weigh in under that. +RT @dvsch: @0xabad1dea @harper the mobi files you see are combined kf8 and mobi7 files. only one of those is sent to a device. So 1.5x epub… +@lllamaboy my standard-length novel produces a mobi of over a megabyte with the official kindlegen. +@JulianBirch I am not dragging myself through a billion pages of "women suuuuuuuck" for that :p +Amazon deducts from Kindle royalties based on filesize of download. mobi files are about three times the size of equivalent epub files. Hmmm +My reporter on the ground is telling me League of Legends was hacked. My response: LOL ! Get it? You get it right +FYI I have read several physical Loeb books before and they are specifically what I want for my personal library. Muy perfecto. +@CharlesAllhands I need physical copies. I'm starting my collection for Hypothetical Future Daughter. +@bobpoekert (to channel some Molly Weasley) +@bobpoekert because lemme tell you I had to learn the hard way to NEVER TRUST A TRANSLATION if you CAN'T SEE where it keeps its SOURCE! +@bobpoekert My school library had these books. There is a reason I want them. They are bilingual. And very carefully typeset. +Can someone crowdfund getting me every book on http://t.co/5A3KyFgpDx except the Confessions of St. Augustine let's skip those ones thanks +@bhelyer I'm a defensive mage. As opposed to offensive. Color is up in the air ;) +@bhelyer "infosec people" is a broad category. In my case we do not begrudge them a good score ;) +If honesty is a word then earnesty should be too. I say this with all the earnesty in my heart +Every now and then we get a customer app which is actually robust, resilient, and exhibits security-aware structure. We stop and marvel. +@technololigy I think so. The target data was not normalized anyway. Are we using <p> or <span> today? +I'm basing that tweet on a very vague memory of Intern Hell where I was told to parse some XML. And it had to be Classic ASP. +.@xabean The only reason it's better than classic ASP: ASP has zero native XML parsers. PHP has seventeen! +RT @xabean: @0xabad1dea Did you author a book recently? http://t.co/ANZ9bxBC6n #PHP +@steveklabnik I just hope I remember in thirty years I got hella lucky. +@steveklabnik When I look at my past economic status compared to my present I was definitely The Poor But Smart Kid Who Got Hella Lucky +RT @commitsfln: I'd call myself the git master, but apparently I'm the git issue_117 +RT @m1sp: Biblical genetics: make spotted sheep by... getting them to mate while looking at patterned sticks. http://t.co/VyNmIzFnr0 +RT @ejacqui: @werezompire @BenKuchera I'm going to start asking "How will your game stand out from other games with male leads?" +RT @werezompire: I was seriously asked, "How will you make your game stand out from other games with female leads?" I should have said, "Sh… +RT @alertnewengland: Operators of the remote control mini-sub have been instructed to call the @USCG before future operations. +RT @alertnewengland: Environmental PD off with a remote submarine in the outer part of Boston Harbor. Requesting MSP dive team to evaluate. +@eevee hahaha wow oops I'll just make something up about being European. And measuring words fractionally. +@eevee because I'm not patient, I can't focus, ..... dang my novel's word count is gonna hit 100,00 today how is this even possible +@geekable I’m all for Rule of Laws Which Consistently Produce Reasonable Outcomes +RT @gsuberland: Bradley Manning has been sentenced to 35 years in prison. +@nrr I’m pretty sure it’s a “get attention for the problem — plan on coming back when some legislation is passed” +RT @bascule: Spent way too much time making a high res ECB mode penguin: http://t.co/UDsaCMAKh8 +RT @sergeybratus: Bought new shoes today, advertised --out of all things!-- as "airport friendly". O tempora o mores. +@eevee almost as if it’s OUR careers he’s talking about (Ohai I’m awake now) +@SimonZerafa … “woman flu”? I wasn’t aware an excess of X’s led to increased risk of influenza +RT @matthew_d_green: Never trust a PRNG you don't control. +@SimonZerafa never had a fever as an allergic reaction before +@SimonZerafa hmm, I just woke up… but my face is still red… +@m1sp I just wrote Talassen's impassioned defense of her brother while delirious with a fever. Please let me know if it makes ANY sense. +@savagejen MY husband? Wake up while he was taking a nap downstairs? Science has not yet shown this possible +@WhiteMageSlave http://t.co/ZhjGFFE1JJ +@_yossi_ there were no witnesses. So either I did this to myself or Harry Potter is real and I've been Hermione all along +@BaconZombie TIL I read fluent Autocorrect +1) be delirious with fever 2) draw the Deathly Hallows on yourself for no apparent reason 3) pass out 4) wake up and freak out +@BaconZombie pretty sure that would kill me a lot faster than the poison would. Or is that your plan, ASSASSIN? +And like if Han Solo could be scared or upset or angry or whatever I totally could too! ...... .... ..... I was a lonely child +I figured this out while reading a Star Wars novel actually. It finally hit me that it was written by an adult for adults about adults. +# 369971580006199296 +I did not figure out until I was 13 that adults experienced a full range of emotions. I thought losing most of them was part of maturity. +@SimonZerafa I think I will be soon +@m1sp if I die of this fever, finishing the book is your job. I'm serious. Don't screw up +@_BluShine then you get moral failures with a 100% management approval rating +I am running a fever. It started about five minutes after I took a sip of coffee. I am stronger than your poison, assassin! +@Kufat I am not moogosexual +I’ve been informed @codeferret_ is leaving me for a chocobo named Chocobro. It’s Massachusetts so that’s probably legal +@hirojin I would say kill it with fire but the NSA's metaphor detectors are not very accurate +@jdunck I'm just trying to show both "all <x> are evil" and "I know an <x> and they're a good person" the intersection thereof +My next tweet was going to be complaining about coffee and I gave myself mood whiplash +So if I say, an organization is bad, I do not mean every person engaged in its activities is evil. Most of them are good. Just also small. +@seedOftheNeed and governments and departments that governments leave well enough alone. +Complicated systems produce moral failures which no individual person involved in the decision-making process would have approved of. +@m1sp Maybe I should mention you to my mother some day I mean you're kinda my best friend in the whole universe an' stuff Mom this is Jaiden +@m1sp this communication channel is compromised ! http://t.co/pipjJ7OjPn +@eevee I met one once! +@callmewuest nah it'd probably have the exact same metadata as it's sourced from whoever publishes the MP3s and it's not WRONG metadata +The number of people who have answered "by grabbing a random googler face-to-face and making them listen" shows google has a problem +@miguel_pilar I went to their support page and nothing seemed suggestive of "click here to file an actual technical bug" +@pmjordan *slow clap* +Negative six internet points to whoever points out I could mitigate by renormalizing my MP3 metadata that came right off *Google's* store :p +I'm pretty bad about filing bugs but this is angering me because it renders my current favorite song completely unsearchable +Six internet points to whoever can tell me where to file a bug report with Google Music that will actually get read by a human +I have determined that the problem is that @GOOGLEMUSlC cannot figure to normalize between straight quotes and smart quotes. Dorks. +Google Music's search is broken. "The King's" will turn up every song I have with substring "king" except "The King's Arrival". ... ... +@iand but no-one ever told me that girls shouldn't drive cars. +@iand incidentally, I don't have a driver's license. +@thegrugq why you gotta retweet me out of context +@kaepora I’d take that in a heartbeat over a pledge of allegiance that involves someone else’s tribal god … +@homakov you will see that in every restaurant in Massachusetts, so don’t bother keeping count +(P.S. the frog is your civil liberties) +“This isn’t too hot,” said the frog in the warm bath kettle. “I’m not sure why we need so much extra firewood, though.” +@puellavulnerata oh my gods who do we need to bludgeon +@alzeih it says 口口 you just have a narrow width font +@JackLScanlan drag out @m1sp kicking and screaming and cursing the sun. And give coffee from me with love <3 +RT @mikko: Code review of Future Crew's seminal 1993 demo Second Reality: http://t.co/8lNKeCPIUL By Fabien Sanglard (@fabynou) http://t.co/… +RT @rachelmyers: What to do when dude says 'It's bare metal rails. Pure computer science.' I can violence, right? +@m1sp but I think you will find it… was never gone in the first place! So I must be innocent +@m1sp because let me tell you I will give back my stolen data if that’s what you want Mr. Thug nooooo problem +Uhhhhh does Britain know how electronic storage works because uh… http://t.co/QaGYkK0uYF +@m1sp mispy my mother is texting me the watchmaker’s argument mispy help D: +RT @tqbf: Oh for fuck’s sake. Ruby’s OpenSSL binding gets fooled by NUL byte in subjectAltName. http://t.co/u3zWH5eoo0 +@iand https://t.co/7FGyOKFiG4 computers ain’t free bro neither are weekends +@m1sp and is impressed that at SOME POINT across THOUSANDS OF YEARS, a city in the Middle East was attacked and destroyed! PROPHECY +@m1sp this person comes so close to reasonable then veers off -- https://t.co/aJsriiw3po +@m1sp on a *completely unrelated* note, I wrote a new epilogue +@m1sp tonight on: randomly linking you religious texts http://t.co/W0Q4v51Flk +"Two hour guitar music chillout video" Sound of door abruptly slamming twenty-nine minutes in +@allen_jensen tell me I am fuck-ing imagining it. Everyone is upper middle class and schools are funded and life is good and fair. +@allen_jensen tell me how all of our schools have equal access to technology and qualified technology teachers. Please. +@allen_jensen tell me how that’s just some freak statistical fluke and my school was the only one on earth like that. Please. +@allen_jensen I lived in an area that was 60/30/10 white/black/other. My programming class was 100% white. I was the only girl. +@allen_jensen tell me how everyone in the world can afford computers and internet access and has the time to tinker. Please. +@allen_jensen @TravTurn sigh, way to miss what I was telling you: go read. Conclusions are not tweet-sized. +“All your emotions sound really fake” “WHAT” “except your anger” +@LoveFNDeluxe it might help just a tad. +@QuantumG not ending in flames is the outcome of, say, 99.99% of bus rides. If it DOES end in flames, that's bad luck. +@QuantumG so just understand by "luck" I mean a favorable outcome that I did not produce by conscious, rational choices. +@QuantumG I didn't pick my genes either if that's what you're getting at. But I could have been raised adoptively from day 1, it happens. +RT @blueg3: @0xabad1dea People seem to not understand that it's not about individuals, it's about population statistics. +@QuantumG So, of all possible parents in the world, that the two I had were a favorable outcome compared to average and worst case, is luck. +@QuantumG Um, absolutely nothing new agey about it. I didn't exist. And then I existed. And I had parents. I didn't pick them. +@QuantumG so yeah I'm lucky as hell +@QuantumG it was luck they were *MY* parents. Pure, completely uncontrollable happenstance. +@QuantumG I don't remember choosing who my parents were at character generation +@QuantumG that does not mean individual white kids are not poor. It means there is a system of biases larger than individual kids. +@QuantumG My area was 60% white, 30% black, 10% other, my CS program was ~98% white. It's not mysterious. +@QuantumG and judging by how many children I've seen discarded, having parents that truly care is pretty lucky and out of the kid's control. +@QuantumG there. are. multiple. axes. multiple. dimensions. it. is. not. one. number. +@m1sp zomg the marriage oath in this chapter is actually a poem I wrote in 7th grade during my first big crush +Almost no-one is successful purely by privilege! They worked hard too. Almost no-one is successful purely by hard work! They got lucky too +@QuantumG @AsherLangton GDI you opened with a mention of cultural context and promptly began to ignore it +@QuantumG @spacerog well I was definitely the only girl who graduated in computer science from that school that year. +@QuantumG @spacerog cultural context: an area of Virginia that's about 40% black. +@QuantumG @spacerog the 29 white male students from upper middle class homes I went to CS 101 with? Me being 30 of 30. +okay no more buzzing my twitterphone I have a novel to finish chumps +@Bluebie @aredridel naw see they uppercased it first it's totally airtight yo +@allen_jensen @TravTurn I am not google. But google, if it was having a busy evening, might suggest something like http://t.co/SAkPBVYPm3 +@QuantumG @spacerog You had computer clubs?!?! But yes see point about community acceptance +RT @rauchg: You can replace `FIXME` in source code comment with ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ +@QuantumG @m1sp I don’t think any of us stated that having a computer induces being a programmer +@QuantumG and I’m a woman. It works out sometimes. +@xa329 @thegrugq what do you think mentors are… +Privilege is not a master on/off switch. It exists on several axes. As a white female bisexual once on welfare, I’m all over the map. +@QuantumG in *my* social context, being a poor white kid was measurably more privileged than being a poor black kid +@QuantumG but in the original context, being given the benefit of the doubt due to gender was part of the privilege equation +@QuantumG so did mine, and I put that at a middling rank of privilege. I’m thinking of the other kids. +@eevee the math they taught me in school has thus far proven not particularly relevant to programming except this addition stuff +# 369609438849945600 +@QuantumG um okay yes that was kind of my point if your parents couldn’t afford a PC your chances of being a programmer go way down +@thegrugq @cs_saheel and they all wrote code I can hack with my eyes closed ;) +@QuantumG I was the only kid I knew in our welfare neighborhood with a computer. And now I have a Good Job and live in a Good Neighborhood +@QuantumG I had less privilege than a lot of kids. More than a lot of kids. It’s not a binary switch. +@QuantumG ie the problem is getting better because computers are getting cheaper and internet access more available +@QuantumG once we account for India, yes, they are undergoing a nascent computerized revolution, and I am quite glad. +@QuantumG I am not contradicting myself. My father spent every penny he had and some he didn’t on our first computer +@QuantumG note: speaking from an American context +@QuantumG gee, why are most programmers white? It almost seems to follow a similar curve to average household income by ethnicity +RT @Roguelazer: @eevee Computer towers are stereotypically beige. White man evolved programming as a form of camouflage in computer labs. +@QuantumG so getting a computer was a BIG DEAL but it was a deal that happened. +@QuantumG most of us in the west are at least a little. I grew up on welfare. Didn’t have food in the house sometimes. +@eevee I left a comment to that effect, dunno if it will actually get read. +@thegrugq … in the context of critique and recommendations for improvement. +@thegrugq for the same reason that a musician with no listeners, a painter with no viewers, an author with no readers… +@thegrugq I bet your code is nasty +@m1sp true, but Tarimin is not his native language, and Tsovinar notes he should talk in Asram as he sounds smarter +It’s privileged because the equipment, resources, and TIME are not trivial costs, and community feedback ie acceptance is very necessary +@M0zilla of course it should be, I didn’t crawl through the mud of prejudice for years because I was BORED +Summarizing myself: programming is no more inherently male than it is inherently white. It is, however, inherently privileged. +Many lucky humans do not understand that access to technology and education is gated by privilege, news at 11 http://t.co/i0KKuS41Cb +RT @eevee: as a general rule if your evopsych insight derives from "men hunted while women stared into space all day" you are probably an i… +@Packetknife I’m almost done +RT @thegrugq: After its illegal to teach anti-polygraph techniques, whats next? Ban on teaching how to encrypt? http://t.co/vmnEnfpguE via … +@homakov no, you’re just near MIT +@rgov oh are we playing Hacker News, or Proggit? +RT @emilyst: Awesome flowchart for absolute Python beginners which explains why your program doesn’t work. http://t.co/YxDIcXponi +@WhiteMageSlave +17 +.@QuantumG now if only our Imperial oppressors would learn to spell “wookiee”… +RT @QuantumG: @0xabad1dea wow, paranoia is that rife there? http://t.co/hNblGyti8r +@dan_crowley except for that one time here in Boston it totally worked and no one is going to forget +@mtheoryx this is a very high nerd density area so they probably get called a lot :p +(The good news is the cop apparently knew was geocaching was and nobody got tased) +Dear whoever saw my husband geocaching and called the cops: good job on see something say something I guess?... +@_yossi_ we go at each other like eight-year-old siblings to be honest +Please tell HR I'm just horsing around and not beating my husband senseless behind closed doors you believe me right +The #1 way to figure out we're married is when I punch him in front of other coworkers and have to explain oh no it's just *domestic* abuse +@androolloyd the whole time I think (I've been here coming up on two years) and Chewie has been here for a year and a half +It's always funny to watch a coworker suddenly realize that my husband and I... have been married this entire time !!! +@m1sp lol I find it so hard to write "dumb" sounding characters. Had to rewrite something Solornel said to not sound so edumacated... +Office art part 2 http://t.co/F1koqeyhZv +Considering they got EVERYTHING else wrong, I can tell this web coder cribbed their encryption wrapper from someone else. Thank goodness. +OH "they were shipping XSS as a feature" Wish I could sit in on THAT remediation meeting +Rubber duck debugging: it also works for novel plots +@jlwfnord in a padded room! +Fact: all programmers are that naive at some point Fact: this should be resolved strictly before pushing to production +@Kufat she is proud and open about her marriage to Mr. Drop, as she had a falling-out with her father +.@scottmarkwell oh, no, they thought of that bypass, they already uppercased it ! +I don't know what Mrs. Drop is supposed to do when she wants to order a box of licorice cough drops .... +validateQuery(string q) { if q contains "DROP" return false; } // love ya, coders +@Casiusss WHY WOULD I WANT SOMETHING TO GROW INSIDE ME AND BURST OUT THROUGH MY ORGANS +@benmmurphy @devolvify @ioerror one step at a time... +@vogon sext: NO CARRIER +RT @devolvify: @ioerror BBC asking those previously harassed by UK state security to contact them via unsecured web form http://t.co/TvtU1b… +@vogon sext: lol +RT @zooko: Haha! Best "this software is not production-ready yet" warning ever: https://t.co/kxyfxG5ywa from @nickm_tor +@oh_rodr grats! +@SimonZerafa I am going to be a parent someday. But I decided on adoption when I was seven years old +@SrslyJosh you may be thinking of amazon’s Glorified Fanfic program ? +I had the most vivid, realistic nightmare of my single greatest fear: I was pregnant :( +@SrslyJosh I don’t know what you’re referring to; I’ve read the license. The only problems come around payment, not rights. +@KronicDeth it is? It’s like fifty files in a project structure. +@twoscomplement it's across fifty odd files in the same project, but it seems to have no caching of partial results +Word count is an o(n) problem. As my word processor likes to remind me when it locks up. Incidentally: 94,882 +@sakjur hmm, probably not... +RT @partytimeHXLNT: Yeah, Animal Crossing knows. #ACNL http://t.co/sgYLP6LOgz +RT @ChadAustinSD: @onekade How long before laptops can be confiscated on buses, trains, ferries? +@sakjur Canada’s dirty secret is that they are England and America AT THE SAME TIME +@dancapper I think treason is a pretty powerful word actually. But in this case, the dude’s Brazilian, the stuff American, the cops British! +RT @ID_AA_Carmack: Right now I have some really terrible code that does impressive things, and some really good code that doesn't work yet. +I cannot admit a definition of “terrorism” so broad that completely nonviolent crimes count just because there’s a political tangent. +@abby_ebooks me either… +RT @sergeybratus: @osxreverser We've had material for a bunch of "Watergates" lately, and none seem to be happening. Predictable but very a… +@WhiteMageSlave okay way to creep me out +RT @fivethirtyeight: "Never connect at Heathrow if you can possibly avoid it" is right up there with "never get involved in a land war in A… +RT @thegrugq: @halvarflake @matalaz when you give a bureaucracy a capability (e.g. a law) then it will use that capability in everyway poss… +@m1sp http://t.co/EyXDMC9QDS Barsamin, take a permanent -5 modifier to your relationship with your wife +@rnjsun13 it's called Glory in the Thunder, it's set in a fantasy version of the Silk Road, teens get in trouble, and people ask questions. +@rnjsun13 I reckon +# 369240568204763137 +@apiary I have been working on the characters, the world, and the machinations of plot since halfway through college +@apiary this story has been years in the making. The manuscript, weeks. +@CyborgCode yes +@apiary as they apparently dock your profits for that when the download size is quite large +@apiary you can actually make good money at kindle if your book file does not have a lot of images and stuff -- 1/2 +@CyborgCode a fistful of teenagers caught in the intersection of national politics and the wills of gods driven mad with power +@apiary (there is a certain crowd of bus/train commuters who will buy dollar short stories appealing to their fantasies like crazy) +@apiary yes. I read an article about a girl in her 20s who had made over a million dollars on ninety-nine cent romances on kindle. +@M0zilla well, the spam bios are generated from markov chaining real "typical" ones, and that was one phrase of one, so, probably. +@vogon POLITICS: there's only consensus if you don't want it. +Best twitter spam bio yet: "infuriatingly humble analyst" Somewhere is a real person who used that unironically +@Eyal6699 both, and probably a DRM-free option somewhere that costs a little more (like, fifty cents more) +@vogon it's spelled @abby_ebooks +Writing chapter 23 of 24. I keep promising my husband we're going to be kindle ebook millionaires +@bobpoekert it's a pretty common last name for that part of the world... +RT @akopa: @0xabad1dea Villians are under a lot of pressure to ship. +The moral of a lot of novels seems to be “if only the villain had been more patient, their evil plans would have succeeded! Be more patient” +RT @peakscale: Slow clap, @nytimes - http://t.co/USccKFDDYU +No, I’m not *surprised* they took all his electronics or whatever, but they’re just slapping terror procedures on any ol' suspicion +RT @Sc00bzT: Advisory for #cryptocat group chats: You can send "attack at dawn" to some and "attack at noon" to others. https://t.co/Slmov8… +@chriseng bam! Magic +@geekable @ggreenwald are they allowed to stop someone, hold them, NOT arrest them, and still keep their stuff, under anti-terror measures? +@geekable @ggreenwald not really, I don’t think not being SURPRISED they’d take all his stuff is the same as not thinking it heavy-handed +@chriseng enjoy the flood of paranoia from my followers in 3, 2, … +RT @chriseng: Foursquare uses an obscene amount of data. I've checked in maybe a dozen times today. http://t.co/delirKwcua +@geekable and I feel so much safer! He won’t be terrorizing me none now! +Or maybe he had a Playstation Vita, in which case, sarcasm retracted, he’s evil +@armcannon best I can do is Hermione hair +The British confiscated the evil Nintendo device from evil journalist’s boyfriend http://t.co/zuJDVL4pPz we are safe! /nod @ggreenwald +@NotFaulty @vogon where… can I find this?… +RT @mattblaze: Put another way, anyone who thinks users who misunderstand technology don't "deserve" privacy doesn't "deserve" to be a secu… +RT @_wirepair: with regard to last tweet imagine if the ss had prism. +RT @RealTimeWWII: Himmler: "Are you sure you're a Jew?" Boy: "Yes." "You have no Aryan ancestors?" "No." "Then I can't help - I did all I c… +@JackLScanlan no no I like it where it is thanks +RT @chibitech: basic program in JP beep magazine full of almost incomprehensible hex values. There is no checksum implementation. http://t.… +@puellavulnerata “why do people worry someone is going to kill Assange? It’s not like anyone openly fantasizes about it…” +RT @oh_rodr: OH: How much do you think #Prism intercepts are blowing up because of payday 2, and people chatting about bombs via voip. +@RandomStep I'm saying an NSL is the component from which totalitarian regimes are run. They are not yet used *often.* We think. +@RandomStep exactly like NSLs +@RandomStep it is literally "do whatever we say and don't tell any other authorities or we'll ruin your life" +@RandomStep forced secrecy, no appeal, no oversight, and it can ask for absolutely ANYTHING and you can't ask ANYONE for help +@RandomStep you think national security letters don't exist? +@m1sp ding! chapter complete! The Huuuuuue of Wraaaaaath +Things my husband asked if I had remembered to do: take out the trash, do laundry, queue up more skills to train in Eve. I got told off! +@bhelyer yep, or Diffie-Hellman key exchange +DH, playing new Final Fantasy beta: "whoa! We're collecting CRYSTALS? No waaaay" +@chunkycupcakes I know but they are heavily represented among the fandom posts I am drowning under +@ryanmr isn't that kind of the point of reading +Honestly the whole thing of the giants with NO SKIN is the only reason I haven't read it already that just creeps me out too much +Am I gonna have to read Attack on Titan? Dangit I'm gonna have to read Attack on Titan aren't I. After Clash of Kings... +There's one thing tumblr does very right: figuring out when two different tags should be treated as equivalent +@jesster_king we do, but on a Saturday, like, once an hour at best, and, it's a straight shot so I'd rather walk +I have no idea how someone got this reaction out of @sergeybratus http://t.co/Nuv4Ifw676 +# 368874300477935616 +@homakov get out of the city, go to New Hampshire and see the mountains, if you can \o/ +@homakov welcome to the best part of America, comrade +@cryptocatapp @kaepora *squint* +RT @aeleruil: “Ye Olde “The”” by @TPrime https://t.co/TyBD5L7fbs +RT @ellievhall: Benedict Cumberbatch to paparazzi: "Go photograph Egypt and show the world something important." http://t.co/l0ADTHnZOU +RT @Mornacale: WHAT IS WRONG WITH OUR INNER CITY YOUTH? *closes schools* WHY ARE THEY JOINING GANGS? *tears down community center* OH THESE… +Patent idea: mechanism by which the road between home and school may be made uphill both ways +It's interesting to see old people talking at restaurants. They could have met five minutes ago, or fifty years. +@MechMK1 thank you for accepting my age identity and using the correct age-noun +@thegrugq and to think I was JUST about to give twitter a cookie for not making this joke +@saving_state they would DIE WHERE THEY STAND +Wasn't me who said that, but I think I will identify as not cis-age from now on. I'm a transaged nine-year-old +OH "don't be a baby" "maybe I identify as a baby! Not everyone is cisadult." +@ulysseas I think I have literally never seen a skateboard here, actually... +PS. the pharmacy is more like forty minutes away on foot but I have no sense of time or scale and a poor grasp of consequences +@ulysseas the only actual Bad Part is the rather aggressive traffic. I'm just a neurotic mess. +@ulysseas no, the most peaceful, low-crime Boston suburb imaginable :p +@chriseng I DON'T KNOW HOW TO INTERFACE WITH HUMANS IT INDUCES KERNEL PANIC +@meursalt I suspect being honked at is the occasional manifestation of being stared at +I did it! I walked all the way without being murdered, robbed, abducted, talked to or honked at. Now about the way back.... +@zcutlip I'm not even worried about the word count itself anymore, it's higher than I ever thought it would be, but the plot needs ends! +Conveniently, the cafe is next to the pharmacy, so I can do another push of a few thousand words to hurry up and finish this dang novel +You might be an introvert if: walking ten minutes, on a sidewalk, in suburbia, to the pharmacy is the biggest deal of the week +RT @DarrenPMeyer: @0xabad1dea ia; ia; require_once("fhtagn"); +@yacCz I haven't actually gone to look yet, but I assume it's text, as that was the modus operandi of Mark Reads Twilight. +@thegrugq @homakov @chriseng @WeldPond I cannot be held responsible for what happens if we let crazy Russian hackers into the office +Apparently, Mark of "Mark Reads Twilight" also did "Mark Reads Harry Potter". I think my next few hours are booked. +@m1sp “What does he do, does he have some sort of cabinet of bottled souls? Do they spoil?” +@m1sp aside from that, it was interesting, she had gone into hiding, and seemed to have decided to learn Latin while hiding +@m1sp I'd be pretty happy with being Ginny... +@m1sp I don't even like Ron +@m1sp today on transgendered dreaming experiences: I had a dream about pursuing Hermione's love and I was Ron wat +@m1sp oh you. +The Necronomicon is written in… https://t.co/RP7yGP4ijz +@m1sp what… are you watching +@JackLScanlan I tried mentioning it to my grandmother and she looked at me like I made zero sense trying to compare it to abortion +RT @GooglePoetics: How can I change my IP address How can I change my name How can I change my Gmail password How can I change my life - ht… +RT @SimonLR: What. The. Fuck. is wrong with developers? http://t.co/3eo8MTEeZw +RT @oh_rodr: #SQLErr http://t.co/jxF6kxkX5i +RT @Myriachan: LOL... #DuckTales Remastered has the Visual Studio .pch compiler output in the public Steam release. Waste of 11 megs of dow… +@jbrechtel http://t.co/73LsBY5Mee +Dear Apple Goddess please make it against store rules for apps to have modal popups advertising other apps or deals +@iirelu also, the Computers Are Hard problem has resulted in people who know, okay, type into this bar to search and DON'T CHANGE ANYTHING +@iirelu I'm just saying, google sits on a huge chunk of the very content it searches +RT @ra6bit: I once told @0xabad1dea I'd been paid to write an EMR in JScript. Her reaction of genuine disgust still makes me laugh when I t… +@iirelu duckduckgo doesn't run the world's biggest video distribution site or the world's biggest email site or... +When Google stops, the internet stops. https://t.co/87Uqf6qJq1 Except in China I assume. +@Niki7a but but Hello Kitty +@dastardlylemon @vogon tonight we dine on ground pepper and sugar cubes it is a local delicacy +@Tomi_Tapio okay… now imagine that someone just walks up to your house and puts you under such an NDA without your consent :/ +@tqbf @ErrataRob I think the real problem is a pathological hatred of REWRITING existing unstructured queries, which are vast and terrible +RT @tqbf: If you pathologically hate SQL param queries, I’d like to talk to you to find out more about what makes you tick. +@nelhage @Myriachan sorry @DefuseSec wins :p +@bascule @qmx that’s kind of its specific purpose in life. “It’s perl, but reimplemented by someone who doesn’t understand perl” +@nelhage @Myriachan I suspect it would involve “use less registers” and hence have a measurable performance impact +RT @Myriachan: I'm curious... how feasible would it be to modify a compiler and linker to resist generating code sequences that would be us… +@Myriachan wait… they had a variable that controls signing, a mechanism to prevent patching, and failed to apply the intersection thereof? +RT @Myriachan: @0xabad1dea And I just found an awesome way to use such an exploit to break into kernel mode, too. Now I have to wait for an… +Unsigned code on RT, aw darn, it’s patched http://t.co/jmn6g75mRx +I took a nap and google went down? The frequency of such correlations is beginning to convince me I am the goddess of the internet +@bascule it appears to be dated 2008, so… +@Tomi_Tapio not any NDA I’ve ever seen — as most of them are simple prerequisites to publicly visible processes like buying stuff +@DrPizza King Hitlear +@HanakoGames um… are you still playing the nice boat game? I’m pretty sure it’s intentional… +@homakov you haven’t seen America yet, only New York… +RT @mikko: Next time, I surely won't vote General Keith Alexander for NSA's Director. +We only even know about national security letters because of people brave enough to fight the most totalitarian court order imaginable +@M0zilla you’re not supposed to acknowledge you have one! We only know it’s an NSL because others have disclosed their existence +RT @pusscat: @0xcharlie thats cool - its probably easier to pop mobile safari than write an objective C app anyhow... +It looks like the gov is going to argue that saying there’s something you can’t say violates an NSL. #lavabit +RT @runasand: Lavabit's owner threatened with arrest for shutting down rather than spying on customers: http://t.co/4j8HeyqL56 +RT @ChuckBaggett: 8 year old used to place tracker on surrogate dad so US could murder dad. http://t.co/43DhKDQ3fx +@kevinlange now to go back in time and tell my professors THIS is why to upgrade from windows XP +@The1TrueSean well I’ll be madamed +RT @matthew_d_green: 'Dear Author: You don't *have* to assign copyright to us, but if you don't we'll make sure you never publish in a top … +@kevinlange implying RDP does directx now?! +RT @Asher_Wolf: Oh grow the fuck up @bbc. RT @TechoPirate Debating the UK 'porn law' can sully your name http://t.co/4WCLVOEBqY +# 368498405825605632 +RT @garybernhardt: Reminder that in an HTTP transaction, the server tells the client to return its printer carriage and feed a line of pape… +Office art http://t.co/RE3Za07GkP +@geekable I meant a ' should only take half as much space to encode as " because clearly " is really just '' +@geekable um... maybe my joke wasn't as obvious as I thought. +Look, if the double-quote character is one byte, then shouldn't a single-quote be one nibble? +@m1sp well, in this context, being afraid that people who thought you were a Real Person would suddenly disown you though nothing's changed +@tapbot_paul there was a sign on the thing that said the frosty was free if they forget to ask. +@m1sp "scared of coming out of the undead closet" as an analog to LGBT. Discuss! +@cowtowncoder but they have "caramel" which is clearly a vanilla shake with added caramel!!! +@cowtowncoder last week they didn't have strawberry. This week they didn't have VANILLA. +My new conspiracy theory is that Wendy's is trying to drive me insane by giving me different lists of what flavors of milkshakes they have +@mndell @alcyonsecurity @DrWhax hahaha yes my mother pigged out on the fish filets there when she was pregnant with me :D +@mndell @alcyonsecurity @DrWhax lemme think... I think he was there from '86 to '88. The air base he worked at belongs to the Dutch now +@kc1rtap @RSnake just a humble commercial researcher! +@RSnake My job is to study what hackers do and devise new ways to stop them or slow them down. +@DrWhax I can read it pretty well but my sentences always fall apart :) my father was stationed near Utrecht with the American Air Force +@SteveD3 @helpareporter @msjoanieg no no no he should say “The word 🐔 should not be used to end a sentence” +@TweetsofOld oh, never mind :p +@TweetsofOld and whatever is a biggie I wonder ? +@DrWhax weet je dat ik was in Nederland geboren? Maar, mijn Nederlands is vreselijk +@DrWhax because I set my iPad to Dutch for some reason and was too lazy to change it back +@pusscat @halvarflake @rantyben ooh ooh I studied some Greek in school I’m not a barbarian +Oopsie daisy @rsasecurity http://t.co/jD4odlIbHw +@Casiusss it is. I believe the current model of government is fundamentally broken in a word of instant global communication. +I’m 25. By my reckoning I have 50 years to think of better solutions to hard problems than I have so far. Wish me luck. +@Casiusss but that’s the thing: governments never actually trust, they are broken in this respect +@DavidBHeise to lack of sneezes +No, I don’t have a magical pixie dust solution to the mutual spying problem. That doesn’t mean complaining about it is naive, I think. +.@nullwhale I certainly think Egyptians have every right to privacy that I do! But you gotta work Americans right to get them to care ;) +Little details like “yes we accidentally executed a program against Washington DC calls instead of Egypt” are why we need the transparency +@kivikakk I swear to gods you are Asian in my head +Good morning America! Did you know the difference between the Egypt and Washington DC area codes is one digit? And someone in NSA typo’d it? +RT @kris_kaspersky: wincalc is buggy! Win7/x64. go to Scientific mode, type 1/255. Press ENTER or [=]. Press [F-E] button. Crash happens. h… +@JbMokuZ yeah, that was the day random people on the internet accused me of hacking Flash, because their mitigation was buggy :) +RT @LeVostreGC: Thou: subjecte. Thee: objecte. Thy: possessif (:thyne, yf yn front of a vowel). Now thou knowst, and the knowinge ys wel ha… +@savagejen at least that’s not unconstitutional I guess +RT @STLonAir: "I'm not fat and I don't live in my parent's basement." -@0xcharlie #hacking +@vogon you have to get a JavaScript extension to actually filter tags properly, to my understanding … +RT @JackLScanlan: if anime is better than manga then why is manganese an element but not animenese, checkmate Jayden +RT @conor64: Guys, out of ten amendments, the NSA is violating one of two at most. That's, like, a B on civil liberties. +RT @katecrawford: NSA made 2,776 privacy violations in a year: from typos to unauthorised intercepted comms. That's an *internal* audit htt… +Remember when our biggest question about the government was what kind of cool stuff was at Area 51? http://t.co/BjuYLWKgzL +RT @nickm_tor: Man, who *wouldn't* want to use this nifty new "My illegal activities are a vanishing fraction of all my activities, honest!… +@pzmyers @TheTruePooka aw man no one EVER gets MY ethnicity randomly wrong I must be boring +@ELLIOTTCABLE @savagejen aka Adrian Lamo, I’ll let you google and decide for yourself… +@savagejen he should have the sense to be ashamed. OTOH if someone has threatened his safety, that’s wrong… +RT @nickm_tor: (Ask not for whom /dev/random blocks; it blocks for thee.) +@m1sp @mcclure111 the military is the one sure fire way for a 17yo to escape their parents +@ggreenwald @onekade oh my gods. @20committee blocked me like a bazillion years ago but I see he’s still being a bigot +RT @maradydd: Huh. Young or female engineers and CS folk experience major depressive episodes more often than older or male ones. http://t.… +RT @OboeCrazy: "If you know bringing the oboe means you get searched then why bring it?" Life advice from airport security. +@m1sp you should check, Bars loses his cool again ! +word count: 87,434 #novelquest +"I found nothing weird whatsoever about a priest raining me with expensive gifts," says archbishop http://t.co/KxfeAy78ZK +@vinski_ combination of slapping on cross-platform glue and the secondary platforms being less of a priority +@vinski_ it is an extremely common pattern for multi-platform programs to only be stable and smooth on their platform of birth. +# 368156286254587904 +@KluZz my subconscious wanted to use it as "was made to become placid" +@IveGotMyDoubts I actually did type "placify" and was confused when it got red squiggled +I strongly feel that the intersection of "placid" and "pacify" should be a word #placify +@octothorpe it did not seem to completely destroy it +@eevee how to screw with human cultural conditioning: all those ants are girls! in fact they're all SISTERS! you monster +Also I forgot I was spraying febreze directly behind a fan and now my lips taste like febreze thanks Obama +@MatthewOden actually, watching them, I'm not convinced it does. It probably doesn't bind to it or however febreze works. +Empirically determined: febreze does not kill ants. They will freeze up for a sec like "wtf was that" and slowly start moving one at a time +True fact: I am emotionally incapable of playing Pikmin due to a nightmare I had several years ago about undead pikmin +"real" in quotes because Melissa is an okay name but it doesn't really have the ominous ring of hexadecimal digits you know what I mean +gdi google stop telling me to use my real name on my youtube like I am so stupid that it never occurred to me to wonder if I ought +I can hear it, I can feel it, and I am actually... er... just a little... http://t.co/hLyIlLsUfh +@m1sp Chakori's original concept art http://t.co/Zbqt6uhfKt +How can we know so much and still be discovering new species of mammals like we haven't even opened our eyes yet http://t.co/ohQJEb6jlb +I'm sad every time I get a used book and there's no signature and date inside the cover. I feel like I've been denied a story +I completely forgot I ordered these for the vast fortune of $6 http://t.co/K0zZHLraDd +@blowdart @0xcharlie don't forget to say DOCTOR +User-mode apps should *never* have to manually seed except when reproducible runs is a feature ie certain games and simulations +RT @vogon: @0xabad1dea also they're not actually fixing the RNG to do the right thing -- they're just advising app developers to do the rig… +RT protected: now we wait for 1 billion android devices to get their timely updates +@m1sp you seem to have come by at like 4 am I assure you I was in fact asleep +*･゜ﾟ･*:.｡..｡.:*･’ sorry about the uninitialized random number generator, bitcoin!’･*:.｡. .｡.:*･゜ﾟ･* http://t.co/PtG7yl3FfW +RT @goldshtn: Obscure WinDbg Commands, Part 2 - DML, .printf /D, .dml_flow, and .browse http://t.co/qQ10TOG7wa << also a super-obscure hidd… +There were already a bunch of piddly countries I couldn’t go to. But I can’t go to Russia because there are too many cute girls there +@lindseybieda yeah I’m pretty sure someone was embarrassed it took so long and hoped this would serve to excuse them +@itinsecurity @biosshadow they are saying STRAIGHTEN UP OR GO TO JAIL NOT OUR PROBLEM +“We ship on the same platforms as games like Skyrim, but multiple character meshes was just impossible!” http://t.co/nFAitJzm7X +@biosshadow @itinsecurity EXACTLY +@itinsecurity @biosshadow and said “oh well” to the ENTIRE CONCEPT that people like me can go to jail for breathing while gay +@itinsecurity @biosshadow or do you suppose straight people never do anything noticeably straight? +@itinsecurity @biosshadow yeah hang on my friends need a moment to get divorced and remember not to hold hands or kiss like Normal People +@johnnemann @vogon complex custom looks! Because you need gigabytes of ram to have two different player characters :D +@itinsecurity @biosshadow there is no moral high ground to be found in keeping the peace and having the show there anyway +@itinsecurity @biosshadow the short version is: “gay? Pretend to be straight.” Try: “black? Pretend to be white” +@johnnemann @vogon I feel like I may have missed someone saying something amazingly, spectacularly dumb +@itinsecurity @biosshadow being a candidate for being arrested for freakin’ breathing is not me picking a fight +@pusscat @IAmTheMenace don’t be hasty, it could just as well be she! +RT @apiary: Sure random person on the phone with an excellent phone voice, I will just give you admin privileges on this random account, no… +RT @bSr43: After struggling with Windows version during a whole week, I’m pleased to announce the availability of Hopper 2.8.1! http://t.co… +“Holy cheese people had to give up Olympic dreams because they were gay? In 2014?” say fourth graders in fifty years +Olympic committee defines being gay as political, so it’s not their problem gay people will be arrested in Russia http://t.co/kjUJfu1lBA +@vogon it’s p obvious so prob convergent evolution +@dwrkoa @trap0xf she’s wrong. +@Dirk_Gently you seem to be speaking in past tense for some reason... +@stillchip I like to give apple engineers a little something to look forward to +I always feel really sorry for programs that segfault in their user-invoked exit routine You were so close, little buddy! Next time!!! +On that note http://t.co/QG0I7W6s0j +How did people give birthday presents before steam +@nelhage “why didn’t Instance come in to work today?” “He… got an *early retirement package*.” +@natashenka well, it’d minimize average distance to arbitrary other points on the board, wouldn’t it ? +RT @chriseng: Motion for @tqbf and @dakami to settle their PRNG disagreement via slapfight. +@vogon why would +@HersonHN why are we listening to the security advice of a girl who names her computers Vulpix and Flareon?! +… I actually met @natashenka at Defcon but my social protocol stack had a BSOD, I am not good at human +I had a dream I went to a convention where there were boy’s dorms and girl’s dorms and me and @natashenka had the place to ourselves … +@xa329 but re: MIT thing: it's academic, which often just means a fancy unicode proof of what was already believed +@xa329 the compression-related problems we've had in recent years were 100% expert designed, tested, and approved +Photographic evidence of the echo chamber in action http://t.co/0sInymfaZz +@xa329 but if we've learned anything recently it's to slow down and re-evaluate our use of compression in cryptosystems +@xa329 ah sorry, twitter wasn't loading the metadata that it was a reply +@IAmTheMenace good use of gun-centric language +.@IAmTheMenace this troll would be about 3000% more effective if you replied to something I said about security and not about a cartoon +@xa329 I mean... those are quotes, where is it from, and what are you asking about +Part of the punishment is that I have to watch it dubbed, not subbed #cruelandunusual +@xa329 can I have a little context there? +.@codeferret_ is making me watch a gender normative cartoon as punishment for not taking out the trash +@rantyben but but manifest destiny :( +# 367794628663058432 +@m1sp @WhiteMageSlave http://t.co/TFK44z7mjG I link for no reason while writing a scene with Ziazan +I don't understand why the world is full of nations destroying themselves #egypt +@m1sp I think a nascent dialect withered when smart phones with autocorrect became affordable +Hey kids! Do your parents complain about newfangled txt spk? http://t.co/FJQB1ZXRlV +@hattmammerly I'll just pretend I know what's going on +@0x17h maybe if @th3v0t4ry wasn’t acting like someone far too young and bratty to hold a gun, we could have a productive conversation +@0x17h the best part is that my dad is a veteran and I wouldn’t be surprised if he would get in a bar fight with this guy… +@0x17h and only men are soldiers! I guess I must have imagined all those veterans I met who were mothers. +@th3v0t4ry aaaaaand blocked, thanks @0x17h so glad to see our military is in good, reasonable hands +RT @chriseng: #Veracode Hackathon is over. Some people waste no time reverse engineering their prizes. http://t.co/llpsoQ8XZn +@th3v0t4ry @0x17h @_stux_ good use of gendered vocabulary to associate courage with maleness I’ll be over here in the corner +My poor sweetie is Mr. Abadidea’s Husband to the industry. His name is @codeferret_ ;) @thorsheim +RT @thorsheim: (husband of) - @0xabad1dea, @marshray & @dropdeadfu at #passwords13 Penthouse. Picture by @marco_preuss (thx!) :-) http://t.… +RT @elwoz: Why can't I give you $X a year for no spam, @Twitter? +I also find it remarkable how many seconds it took for my brain to realize that what I thought was boxed apple juice was really cranberry +The result is that when I kick off the compile on the server, my brain expects my laptop to get hot and run out of battery really fast +@froztbyte I see a CPU-intensive process spinning away; I see a battery meter; my brain connects them as one will drain the other +I am unable to mentally disassociate the battery life of the machine in my hands from that of the server I am remotely logged into. +@codeferret_ you're supposed to put it in QUOTES you're so bad at twitter T_T +@mbhbox there is no java on this machine. There is a black void that devours starlight where java once thought itself to be. +Autocorrect makes an excellent suggestion: memory allocators -> memory alligators +@elad3 what's to file? Oh look pages with tons of JavaScript are still Satan on memory allocators +@Yurienu normal Chrome actively +inb4 browser wars: I 100% want Firefox to exist and thrive to bring balance to the Force. I just also want it to not lag my machine +"why don't you use firefox" because this is me trying to close a single tab http://t.co/JeKAiVqz1P +@mbhbox WHO KNOWS? +Oh, of course. GMail decided the sensible thing to do about expiring my session is to leave everything open and just return timeout errors +@vinski_ forgive me if I don't trust the screen blinking and emitting an audible beeping sound that it is not charging +@stillchip there's no way every Windows laptop I have access to has cheap, bad, low rated USB ports. +iPad 4: $500 MacBook Air to charge it with because it will refuse to charge off any other USB port: $1000 +RT @kaepora: Paris: Beautiful city, not-so-beautiful Internet regulations: http://t.co/BdE1qZvZGF +It was entirely too many clicks to convince Windows 8 that I wanted to apply pending updates NOW and not as a surprise in the near future +@shellbryson https://t.co/QHqFwE52An this is what cool kids used instead of sourceforge +RT @savagejen: To all my Mom friends: if you have a nanny cam or baby monitor you would like me to test, let me know. +Wait… doesn’t google have… their own github competitor? https://t.co/cuh6QTDIBJ +.@z0rlac it’s not literally the same problem fortunately ;) Also it’s apparently unreliable +Ping of Death 2: IPv6 Boogaloo https://t.co/qfOqSxd1Oe +@m1sp mew. Google drive is being funny for me I don’t know if it’s showing latest updates +Come for the Dropbox 2FA bypass, forget about it and stay for the python monkey patching https://t.co/01oZneI528 +@JackLScanlan GDI Jack you’re like 21 or something and the first 20 years are just the boot sequence +Not trolling cryptographers this time http://t.co/pUfntGYAXL +I want to be like @attritionorg when I grow up http://t.co/EmLe40r9RG +RT @halvarflake: Lavabit founder presumably on NSL: "there’s information that I can’t even share with my lawyer" - talk about a level playi… +RT @mniemietz: Best XSS fix ever by Linksys (4.30.16, Cisco): they fixed a known stored XSS vulnerability by blacklisting "alert". +.@AdvancedThreat @matthew_d_green by “most computers” I meant “phones” +RT @matthew_d_green: @0xabad1dea The attacker will jump and down to force your gyroscope into a known state, then he'll attack your keys. +But you have to admit: “Generating key… dance around with your phone for a bit” would be fun +@skattyadz there’s a relatively small number of unique states (and you could only use for seeding as they change too slowly) +I have already succeeded in getting someone to send me a flood of private messages to the effect of: no +@technololigy phones is what I mean by most computers ;) +Hmm, it seems most computers have a gyroscope and compass in them these days. Can we use that for entropy? (Just provoking cryptographers) +@thorsheim @marshray @dropdeadfu yep +@thegrugq @jonelf dust your stuff in flour! You’ll find out one way or the other… +RT @thegrugq: Pics from my hotel safe in Vegas, after: http://t.co/MglekMkizb +RT @thegrugq: Pics from my hotel safe in Vegas, before: http://t.co/bHCVlUX4c0 +RT @ioerror: It sure is rich to read the US Secret Service valuation of different seized items from @aaronsw - "Masters thesis ... " ... "n… +@dakami gee why do I have so many new tweets from the past several hours Oh +@ra6bit if it doesn’t do anything x86 dependent… +@m1sp now with a scene where Littlenar realizes she will never get a letter to Hogwarts +@m1sp @WhiteMageSlave word count: 84,496 +@m1sp If social currency was convertible to dollars I'd be... well, what's the exchange rate on follows? +@m1sp now for an unfortunate accident to befall whichever boy I don't like so the other one is free! +@m1sp I was just thinking: my setting lends itself rather well to OC Mary Sue fan fiction, doesn't it... +@trackzero \o/ +@m1sp @WhiteMageSlave this answer redacted for reasons of national security +@WhiteMageSlave @m1sp yes, P3. So I think my entire multi-universe of characters can eventually be condensed down to Everquest +@m1sp currently extremely sad that I cannot find ANY of the other word docs I remember writing around that age +@m1sp what's especially cute is that I remember replying to her that I would always remember my first fan mail. +@m1sp this one appears to star my cute little robot and @WhiteMageSlave's big one +@m1sp I may or may not have the actual text of this short story +@m1sp true story I just remembered: I got my first fan mail for a short story set in the Phantasy Star Online game when I was maybe 14 +@Kufat yes, they don't even pretend it's otherwise. +It's true, I wrote like, a fifty page long fanfic about my half-elf rogue from Everquest in 8th grade, and made my teacher read it +I hope I'm a successful novelist so that when people say "how did you get started" I can look them in the eye and say "Everquest fanfic" +# 367408640283914240 +RT @Myriachan: It must be from @0xabad1dea's bad influence that I bought a Hatsune Miku case for my iPhone. The corruption is spreading...b… +@WhiteMageSlave I don't think hindsight counts as a superpower :D +Wow! It looks just like a quill pen! -- -- yep I'm an idiot http://t.co/A3RyHRy8dM +@DanlAMayer and if you don't see something where you'd guess it would be, check at half that and twice that. +@DanlAMayer largely guess work and scanning. The screen I demoed was at (800 width) * (480 height) * (24 bits per pixel) * (approx 70 FPS) +@cyclerunner to the watchers? not at all. That's only relevant to marketers. +@rantyben nah I am definitely a genius But only at things that don't involve hand-eye coordination +IN MY DEFENSE it’s a little one-piece pop up tent with some sort of pulley mechanism and it folds funny +Me, programming: "I'm a GENIUS" Me, folding a tent: "I... I'm an idiot" +@mattblaze wait, so, what happens if you refuse? +If anyone knows of any bad 0day in Nintendo 3DS that could get RCE in my animal crossings, please warn me now +@kaepora I don’t know! It’s at home at the moment, sorry, remind me when it’s evening-tide stateside +@mattblaze my dad’s a paranoid fed and he only worries about *cargo* trains (where you can stash literally tons of Bad Stuff) +.@solak here’s the thing: it DID search for “covert”, it just considers “convert” to be equivalent! +RT @mattblaze: Conductor on my @amtrak train is doing 100% ID check of all passengers. First time I've seen that. Because terrorism or some… +Gosh dang it google I am actually trying to google “covert” not “convert” I swear on @thegrugq +@raudelmil the idea is relevant to my job, and we’re one of very few groups doing it commercially. +I googled to see if anyone else had an idea I just had and most of the results on the first page are my own coworkers +@declanm @hellNbak_ I can’t tell if this site is a parody, or they don’t know Internet Chronicle is a parody +@m1sp in America it is a checkbox when you renew your ID card. It goes on the card +RT @runasand: NSA liar James Clapper to head Obama's “independent” review over NSA surveillance: https://t.co/kcCt8Azesc +RT @SecurityHumor: Before you profile or attribute a threat actor, walk a mile in their IOCs. +(Think of it this way: if I watch a ten-hour YouTube video, there’s only one relevant bit: me hitting the URL) +Remember: some small fraction of a percent of all internet traffic is, in fact, all the important bits. http://t.co/pjTVkmvBc3 +RT @rantyben: Being a "Legendary Cryptographer" should be subjected to 5 yearly re-testing. #snakeoil #fuckups #mediawhoring +@JackLScanlan @marchofclouds you’re Australian. I am pretty sure you are seven feet tall. +RT @frogworth: We literally killed it. RT @magnus72 We did it guys! We killed English! http://t.co/Hlik89rcMT +Just got to demo an Occulus Rift with a roller coaster sim. The falls and loops are actually very convincing. (Sharp turns are not.) +I have extreme difficulty waking up in rainy sorts of weather. I think I deserve a doctor’s note excusing me from morning meetings +@m1sp he hasn’t beenTHAT kind of busy! +RT @benwizner: If the NSA were defending #StopAndFrisk, they'd say it's not a stop or a frisk unless we find contraband and arrest you. +RT @m1sp: TIL a >> is called a guillemet and Gmail accepts a search keyword of "has:orange-guillemet" +@m1sp I HAVE HAD THIS LINE PLANNED FOR LITERALLY YEARS http://t.co/9tVKXLh7mD +@m1sp yeah, but this is CANON, and that's hot. +@8BitAce you can probably get some cool ideas from http://t.co/bTvYH3cp3P +@eichin yeah, it was returning textual strings and each sample I saw was correct. However it's very sensitive to lighting. +@phyre5 of course then I went and started my own world setting where the epistemology of the divine is ambiguous so people can fight over it +@phyre5 where he freakin' physically incarnates to give Nerevarine a pat on the back just like the others +@phyre5 I got extremely angry because I was metagaming with my knowledge gleaned from playing Morrowind :p +@phyre5 here is your cookie for acknowledging the divinity of Tiber Septim +@m1sp except in this case Ismyrn would be Harry as a lesbian +@m1sp zomg Barsamin's inner monologue I am writing could be right out of HP, self-berating for getting caught up in the Saving People Thing +@vogon and increase the consumer price of the platform by ~$100 as I understand it +Don't think I don't know which of you are Microsoft employees! Your opinions on Kinect suffer a -5 modifier to persuasion ;) +@vogon er'ryone I know was complaining about the kinect before the NSA was dragged into the spotlight recently. It's gimmicky. +@locks uhh what? It's pretty undeniable that Nintendo's target age group is a younger average than xbox's. +@HaydnJohnson I do have one. And no doubt we will have a PS4 *and* an xbone because Pokemon Syndrome +I understand what I said is not literally true for 100% of people older than 12, but it *really* isn't xbox's core market. It's Nintendo's. +XBone removes kinect requirement. "Turns out no-one older than 12 really finds that fun, and that's not our market," said Captain Obvious. +@m1sp btw I rewrote the last bit of Solornel's exposition to Houri. Is better, I think. +# 367054564551176192 +@ameaijou @boredzo @NSHipster IMO time() should only be used for gaming. And not the kind where money changes hands :) +RT @codeferret_: @0xabad1dea apparently kickstarting "Wife Public Embarrassment Kits" is not allowed T_T +@m1sp that's different ! That was for my own good. THIS is for public safety +Appending to the list of things my husband isn't allowed to have: a kickstarter +We apparently have an internal music video montage now. I think the best band name was "Framework of Pain" (because that's all of them) +It's not a good meeting until the intern is dropping 0days in someone else's website on stage Yes she reported it. Oh well +@AdvancedThreat I didn't. The emails are github notifications. +@grp he put an apology on his repo's readme +@AdvancedThreat lol I was just really confused +Someone accidentally sent me a zillion mails trying something cute with the twitter archive on my github. Lol thanks. +@biosshadow all I know is that the URL I've been using for weeks suddenly shows an old copy of the document and its current URL lacks perms +I'm so glad Google Docs decided to generate a new URL for my shared document when I updated it. #UIRage +@sakjur what "green stuff"? I mean they gave him an entire second burger. With no vegetables. +@demize95 he doesn't need encouragement ! +Today on Only My Husband: the burger stand giving him more cheesy, meaty food for free because he's so loyal. +@vogon yeah, it mostly just relies on good lighting, because the screen is not backlit +Another hackathon project: OCR’ing RSA tokens from a webcam. Don’t leave them lying on the desk. +“Dammit! As soon as I showed my demo to @0xabad1dea, it stopped working.” +@jb33z that’s about me. I check once every few hours, because I am not customer facing. +@spacerog unfortunately, most apps seem to just give themselves all permissions, some even notate they won’t “really” use it +Not shown: there are colored "pellets" in the tube and when the snake hits them it "eats" them and becomes that color. +One of our hackathon projects: glowing tube snake controlled by dials. http://t.co/cBye21Uk7W +@pa28 I am pretty sure I would indeed look silly with a beard. +@jlwfnord especially when you're someone who doesn't have email popups enabled and just check every hour or two +Things I don't like: email with instructions that says "this MUST be done by noon" sent at 10:30 +I just found out my baby brother is growing a beard. My baby brother and I were able to swap ID cards when we were younger. He looks silly. +@m1sp please to be refreshing the PDF. Multiple betrayals! +TIL bosses have "dad voice" too: "Monty, wanna help me with this?" "no" "*clears voice* Montana, come help me with this" +RT @arstechnica: Scientists create “impossible material”—dubbed Upsalite—by accident http://t.co/LBXJWtgySz +A little girl told me about her comic strip: it stars a gray cat made of a poptart. No wait, it’s different, you see, it has poptart lasers +Today on Only My Husband: being sincerely confused why I’m waking him up on a Monday morning, and deciding it must not be important +@abby_ebooks >.> +RT @stetime: thanks @virginmedia for protecting me from dangerous radical website / slow search engine duckduckgo http://t.co/xuSll7HKzG +@jpgoldberg just for you http://t.co/Yy42g3VXhj +Word count: 80,951 #novelquest +# 366705408343162880 +WTF tumblr: somebody replied to my post. I liked the reply. It seems they deleted it. And now it says I liked my own post like some perv? +Today's wiki walking brought me to this bizarre little side story: http://t.co/DgPSt91Dum +@m1sp @WhiteMageSlave “I don’t want to be carried by a woman,” the boy protested. “Then you should not have been shot by a woman.” +@MennaEssa it's a vaguely steampunkish story set on a fantasy version of the Silk Road. Politics, magic, monsters, and teenagers. +I've gone to a cafe to do a writing push to finish up my novel. Gotta make up for time stolen from me by Defcon :p +@m1sp @WhiteMageSlave “Let me get my bear-killing equipment,” Oseni said, “but I must warn you, it’s only been tested on tigers.” +@m1sp but but but blonde is a recessive trait, Mispy!! +@m1sp however, the boy in my dream was clearly Occidental — wavy blonde hair and a striped shirt — so dream me is not on the up and up +@m1sp oh well I am pretty sure they’d be totally down as long as they’re further apart than first cousins +RT @auerfeld: The miserable tragedy of web #filtering: Hamlet is banned in the British Library, for violent content. http://t.co/LNTW6rhFD3… +@m1sp apparently I am Law’s Issue, because I had a dream where I met a cute boy and double-cheeked that he wasn’t. +@amazingant I share because I think she deserves to be remembered - as an individual, and as a face of violence against children. +@Packetknife in the meantime please enjoy this music written to go with the story https://t.co/zAQRjXcg0p +@treyka @Packetknife I fancy I am doing well on that front as well. +@Packetknife I am working on it Right This Second. Had to put it aside during Defcon stuff. Word count: 74,851 +@m1sp @WhiteMageSlave #StrongFemaleCharacters http://t.co/i2VUHs6IgY +@Bagelturf almost certainly. Thanks! +Two people in one minute told me that the problem is the update silently does not apply if you are using OSX's built in encryption. GREAT +@WretchedWinston by fail silently you mean fail to apply in the first place, not catastrophically fail and break my drive, right? +@m1sp I am Writing!!! The guard that Evren savaged was a woman. She's not quite dead. +@The1TrueSean I blocked them +Reasons I am crying tonight: I remembered that the voice actress of Ducky from Land Before Time was murdered at age ten +Jeremy Soule's (of Morrowind/Oblivion/Skyrim fame) first video game sound track was Secret of Evermore http://t.co/E7xruZjDMK +@jeremiahfelt nope +I'm pretty sure my Air is asking me to reinstall the same firmware update for the sixth time. That or Apple REALLY likes firmware patches +Maybe I need a #notlookingforaliteralanswer disclaimer tag +@therulerofchina #whoosh +Recursive philosophy: what is the "it" in "it's best not to think about these things"? +@sciencecomic I’m not sure which I should find remarkable: the pizza on the roof, or the windshield held on with blue duct tape +@vogon so close to looking intense and dramatic… and so far +RT @abiodork: Damned if you do, damned if you don't. http://t.co/luKqGk1YfI Speaking out or staying silent about sexual harassment. Either … +RT @TweetsofOld: What a fine world this would be if all of us were as broadminded as we pretend to be. UT1922 +RT @centerofmath: "Friend bought a french baguette only to witness this MATHEMATICAL HORROR" (http://t.co/GJ6efXdm8d) http://t.co/aBeEFg68hK +@MechMK1 I have what I call Hermione hair +# 366336918377607168 +I have some sort of rapport with toddlers. They always just walk up and start pulling on my hair +@MechMK1 (oh, also, most pre-made stuff like this is simply not cut to fit me, I am tall and husky) +@MechMK1 sure, but I'm in trouble if I come home with $500 of new dresses :p +@MechMK1 I wanted this dress and I got it ;) it's just *I'm* not satisfied with how I look in most dresses. +@MechMK1 oh I like the look, I just don't have the figure for it +@MechMK1 I bought this on impulse recently +@MarioVilas I already left the religion after being raised very deeply in it. +.@sakjur I'm pretty sure she meant petticoats and pantaloons +@MarioVilas it is. +A little girl made me stand up and show her how the skirt works. She then confessed she just wanted to see if I had princess underwear on +Dress > hula hoop http://t.co/VTfambrfid +OH "I was born in 2006" augh +Off to do the princess thing at @MarkKriegsman's house +@Kim_Bruning @ELLIOTTCABLE mijn ouders zijn amerikaners, er, English now, they were stationed with our Air Force +"Please run instructions.pdf to install your software" Wait do you mean there's a link to the real installer in it or -- +Let's add the assumption that permanently destroying the relationship with this person is out of bounds of acceptable solutions +What is the polite way to deal with someone who keeps sending you "hint hint" links to stories about people who converted to their religion +@blazingcrimson but my point was it was a tautological complaint, one I found bizarre that someone took the time to make of random freeware +@ELLIOTTCABLE wuh? +@blazingcrimson this is true of all languages, you just have to implement it... I'm pretty sure Ruby has some of those +@ELLIOTTCABLE ik was in Nederland geboren. Maar, mijn Nederlands is vreselijk. Ik las kinderboeken +(Or it can be “opslaan”. I’ve decided that Dutch is at least as synonym-happy as English, if not more.) +@hacktress09 hail season in North America is March through October. +RT @mark_e_evans: Cool pic: Undersea cables are all sheathing. The internet flows on a 3 strands of FiberOptics http://t.co/NoHWrUpLPP http… +The Dutch UI text for saving a file is “bewaar”. I feel like it’s reminding me to double check every time I go to download something +RT @obs3sd: @CipherLaw I was asked & refused to provide a backdoor to BitLocker back in 2005 +@jb33z being excessively literal in a way not compatible with actual human communication :) +@jb33z you know what you’re doing… +Also it seems everyone forgets size is metadata. For fully arbitrary messages, you still have a rough size after encryption. +RT @JamilSmith: Why @MotherJones is joining @Slate and other publications in banning the word "@Redskins" from its publication: http://t.co… +The time a message was observed being transmitted is metadata. The IP it came from is metadata. You cannot remove these from your protocol +A new class of programmer security mistake: only counting the textual metadata they explicitly put in headers as “the metadata.” +@jennifurret I woke up at 11:58 today. Still counts! +@radarpixie lots of professional programmers don’t have degrees. If you have a knack for it you can get to professional level with time +@radarpixie there is only one “real world” language I am fundamentally opposed to, and that is php :p +@radarpixie … yes? +“It does not work well on systems without ruby” complained the redditor, of a program explicitly written in ruby. +@DaKnObCS it is +@DaKnObCS I have such a monitor actually. But the touch runs over USB +RT @savagejen: "Eeee! What have you done to my sister bun-bun?" ..."you will be assimilated" http://t.co/OkvWbJF43r +@LambDaTom it happened to both of us +@thegrugq rong* +I'm convinced these live DOTA matches that DH is watching are crashing our router +Right click isn't working in dosbox. I can't kill the rat. The tutorial was unprepared for my failure. #daggerfall +I'm impressed. The Emperor in the opening CG of Daggerfall looks and sounds like the one in Oblivion. Or the other way around, I suppose. +@chavezery also, re: Firefox: I use OSX on two different machines. So, no. +@chavezery Flash ships binaries to Chrome. I lack sufficient data to know if it's in all recent builds. +@M0zilla @metrotwitapp no, I mean the official one +Time to add "silently fails if connection is down" to the list of ways Twitter for Windows 8 is not a real client +@chavezery as opposed to...? Noting that the problem is *Flash* +I'm really enjoying how Flash for Chrome, across multiple machines, decided it's time to start skipping music randomly +@LambDaTom I saw the rolled-up mattress in your room and sat down on it to see if it was comfy. My eyes started watering immediately +@AlanSwithenbank actually this tablet has worked perfectly with HDMI so far.... +My first world problems: I want to squish this bug, but everything within reach is an electronic device. I'll use this disassembled netbook +@amanicdroid I do all my actual typing on a laptop. When I bust out the USB keyboard, it's to play a game on something... +I think 12yo me would be quite pleased with my computers. And note that I seem to still have the same freebie keyboard and mouse. +At some point a standard USB keyboard became more cumbersome to carry than my actual entire high-end computer +@LambDaTom what detergent do you use? I’m apparently allergic to it +@_larry0 name and shame, especially for the gendered insult language +“Email hates the living” http://t.co/kaL32b7QqF I laughed, I cried, I wept openly +@focalintent something in the set [Chrome’s HTML5 audio, Soundcloud’s support thereof] broke recently. Flash or iPhone should work… +@ErrataRob @Packetknife @krypt3ia you’re typing ? +Much like with real weapons, I would not recommend using “active defense” against a real target for “fun.” +“Fun with active defense” — what’s that Lassie? Timmy fell into a ditch he dug after shooting himself in the foot? http://t.co/n3QmFAa1iX +I had a dream that I dropped my large Windows tablet, and inside was another smaller tablet, with HDMI out to the screen I had just broken. +# 365984392306368513 +Dear internet, I wrote you a song https://t.co/zAQRjXcg0p +@jozacks @anildash iPad, iOS6, tested in Tweetbot and in Chrome +@anildash that is a much better answer than "because screw you" I guess ;) +@anildash why does your blog resist pinching to resize and force me to scroll back and forth horizontally for every line? +Doubtlessly accurate future history. http://t.co/2NcRoAlQkB +RT @thegrugq: NSA firing 90% of SysAdmins can mean only one thing: DevOps … http://t.co/WogAlD7EhD +@MechMK1 @nrr IE6 is dead in the free world but not in China. IE 7/8 is not dead. Deliver us, almighty gods. +RT @xor: Obama: "Core Al Qaeda" is on the run, but we're still in danger. Orwell: "The war is not meant to be won, it is meant to be conti… +RT @nrr: http://t.co/N6FffekQTn http://t.co/uHuy3mvpCK +@alethenorio @TheDukeZip a document which CONTAINS its hash as visible text IN the document. This amounts to breaking the algo. +@alethenorio go ahead and try it then, some agencies will be very interested if you can solve this trivially ;) +@WillSecurity it's soup. +My subconscious just screamed at me not to get up from my desk without pressing control-alt-delete on my soup to lock it +@asiekierka fwoosh! https://t.co/Ca4AnAvnlG it's a mix of chiptune and orchestra (fake orchestra, of course) +@yacCz I'm not going to bother trying to calculate how many zillions of zeroes there are, but it can be derived from http://t.co/UaI5fqUSyA +@myfreeweb @Kufat yeah, like, a few billion :p +@yacCz it would be an absurdly massive computational effort, but hashes are decidedly more finite than possible documents. +@yacCz and if the VISIBLE garbage data is longer than the actual document, that doesn’t seem very entertaining ;) +@yacCz yes but my point was that you would end up with many kilobytes or even megabytes of random garbage padding for what I am asking +@collettiquette do you mean programming or linguistics? C and Dutch… +@yacCz but note, converting something that has its hash *appended* does not count, only the whole file counts +@yacCz sure, you can use a text file, except then you can’t hide your arbitrary padding and it’s ugly +@DrPizza not if they’re using internal mixers of some sort. I don’t know what Lavabit’s architecture was, though. +@billpollock the fundamental problem is that unlike anything else in comp sci, one takes lives into their hands with this subject +@DrPizza no, but they can demand all the other related data. Or maybe they think they can crack it… +RT @billpollock: We really need to publish a practical book about privacy and anonymity. +@sciencecomic the confederate flag thing is weird around there. There are different reasons people fly it and you can’t always tell… +@Kufat we *have* generated MD5 collisions; one could adapt the algo to padding a PDF, and go get some fresh coffee, and some more… +@sciencecomic do you remember which county? Shenandoah’s is the best one I saw.m +.@Kufat it could happen if you have enough computing power laying around and nothing better to do with it than amuse me :p +Trick I want to see: a document in a conventional format (such as PDF) which mentions its own MD5 or SHA1 hash in the text and is right +@focalintent (noting that I will count almost anything as an art - programming, fixing cars, whatever) +@focalintent kind of my first question about a person is “but what is your art?” I have met people with no answer and it confounds me +@focalintent there remain many people confused that I didn’t pursue an English degree. As if that would have improved me :p +@Tomi_Tapio nope. Gods know I couldn’t keep my voice pitch steady enough unless I was singing along to a recording… +RT @thezeist: Kartlytics: Applying Big Data Analytics to Mario Kart http://t.co/tOBNBrxUny +I guess I’ve been programming for 11 years, interested in infosec for 8, and composing music for all of 3. The last one needs some work :) +@pborenstein lol I was never particularly healthy to begin with +Sometimes I get frustrated with how little I know then I remember I have approximately 50 years remaining +What a cute idea: writing programs that guess the contents of other programs based only on their input/output http://t.co/UiWK1yu2Ti +When I see stuff like this, I imagine a guy who got drunk and got in an argument with himself on reddit http://t.co/gww8VozCuY +RT @profoundlypaige: http://t.co/a134yPtTZ4 +RT @AdmiralA: This is a first: Linux-only banking trojan tested to work on 15 distributions and 8 desktop environments. http://t.co/e5j6MFX… +RT @MarkKriegsman: Snowing? In August? At @Veracode's #hackathon? (Not shown: dry ice fog mix-in.) https://t.co/cEsFzschdy +In a year and a half, this is the first forensic evidence acquired that our team member in Israel actually exists http://t.co/VlwXoTVXay +@osxreverser you can talk to me… +@travisgoodspeed I never got an ack on this one… http://t.co/rglxyckkvV +@Motoma a world was and then suddenly was not +RT @arstechnica: Building a panopticon: The evolution of the NSA’s XKeyscore http://t.co/0kPsaMUbe8 by @thepacketrat +RT @puellavulnerata: http://t.co/KgxxRhSTVa Gotta love the "crosshairs on your co-workers, they might be an Insider Threat!" imagery: http:… +@m1sp what are you saying about furries?! +RT @Packetknife: I just published “Dear Leakers, Terrorists, and Uncle Abol,” https://t.co/NaaUhCHI2S +But seriously the NSA is burned by a sysadmin and their reaction is to lay a bunch of them off? They have clearly never met a sysadmin +@docsmooth @kvegh Thaaaaank you. I may or may not have spent years terrified a family member would shoot any boy I liked +RT @docsmooth: Hey, guys. The "hope you have a shotgun" joke isn't funny. My girls will be capable and strong and independent. So, STOP it… +RT @oh_rodr: Inlaw1: what can normal people like me do to avoid state surveillance? Me: nothing. +“NSA to cut system administrators by 90%” “NSA closes because senior officials got locked out after three guesses” +@Twirrim do you see why I would maybe want to wear the intestines of people who don’t write my name on things like a necklace +@Twirrim it is fundamentally placing me below my designated man to such an extent that I do not deserve to be called by name +@Twirrim and why the hell does that make it okay? +RT @ibogost: Facebook kept pestering me to take their platform developer survey, so… http://t.co/CpQjGizeSa +In retrospect the URL "Yaoi 911" was probably intended to be a subtle hint +I started reading what I thought was a normal super hero comic and it turned out to be yaoi yay! +@m1sp @WhiteMageSlave so I'm reading a well-drawn comic about a superhero who discovers the yaoi websites of his fangirls +@dancapper Lots o' things are traditions. Like tearing out beating hearts to appease the sun god +@Tactical_Intel I don't consider them advanced enough of a threat +@thegrugq true story I should have a chance to wear it this weekend to something with no luggage involved ~ +At least @codeferret_ has some idea of how hurtful it can be, because at infosec gatherings, he's Mr. Abadidea's Husband. :p +I don't see anything "polite" about sending *me* a letter that only has my husband's name on it. Good way to get negative faction points +@blowdart yeah, so, what's the proper format for introducing your slaves? Does it matter if I bought them or they were born to the family? +Why does MY side of the family send me letters addressed to Mr. and Mrs. Thomas Husbandpants as if I were subsumed by his flesh by the pact +I know what this is a picture of (Peter is going to town on that guy's ear) but it looks like a fabulous dance party http://t.co/xksxdiN6yc +@ndouba I don't have anything to upshift or downshift frequencies - yet - but should probably stop getting strange packages for a while ;) +@m1sp oh gods Bran is a furry #abadideaReadsBookTwo +@m1sp by which I mean: doesn't everyone find it a bit *odd* that a 7yo prince of Baratheon would shout "for Casterly Rock!" +@m1sp finally reading book 2, I'm struck by how brazenly Cersei has instilled her house in her children against the cultural standard +@fuzztester by the same I mean, nothing will break. You'll just have a visually blank name. +@fuzztester as if I have a num pad! but it should be the same. The dollar sign is the terminator because I don't know ask DOS +@fuzztester your seed factor is dollar sign space space space if you hit enter at the name prompt +The seed of zcaravan's Random Number God is based on your name. Choose wisely... +@_larry0 what sprintf? +@0x17h what are you trying to say about me +@m1sp conquering the world one ebooks at a time +RT @MotherJones: The NSA is reading every email sent to and from the United States http://t.co/BmXWN2umlH #ICYMI +RT @solak: There's no such thing as too many #blinkenlights @veracode #hackathon https://t.co/WSagW25Zoy +RT @Niki7a: Anyone from #DEFCON lose a bag at the Vadara Hotel on Monday? Spread the word and have them contact me, I might be able to re-u… +It’s clear Lavabit got an NSL. Time to disclose I have never gotten one! My secret is forgetting to check the mail +RT @i0n1c: So it looks like US gov kills http://t.co/0gIoAAlrCM over #snowden +RT @Myriachan: Oh hai from #WindowsRT 8.1 kernel debugger #JailBreak http://t.co/tC64uBAq33 +RT @Diunoctis: @0xcharlie @thegrugq http://t.co/EK4xVCiv0e +RT @dinodaizovi: Dear Twitterverse, please make this picture of @AmberBaldet and @0xcharlie into a meme: https://t.co/CVNyp2jZAe +@nasko wat? Something MUST have changed that on you… +# 365620323003011072 +@mistydemeo apple clang +I've concluded it's simply desperate to avoid the div instruction at all costs and goes on quite the adventure +@guamwatt I promise I know the difference between the opcodes in my own function and a library I didn't link ;) +@meursalt it is clang +Oddly, the compiled output of the C version of my itoa() is about three times as many opcodes as my asm version - even though I wrote both +@0x17h not as such. There are spiritual siblings. But that does not matter here +My itoa() works :p #asmquest http://t.co/C23F8YKAei +Yes, apparently smuggler is the sort of occupation you put on your tax forms in this game's universe +@iSentriX It's my weekend project. +@vogon nasm +Now with interactive name-writing class-choosing activity! So dynamic! Hey gimme a break I had to roll it all by hand http://t.co/0dy2R0pHF4 +@alethenorio I'm not sure what exactly it is doing. I think OSX is set to require password after 5 seconds. +@alethenorio um, that is kind of the problem. +@zcutlip off-handedly I'd guess the locale data broke an assumption of mutual exclusion somewhere +We're camping! Say hello to @GWakaMurray everyone http://t.co/GAUiDbrezK +This is a contest to see how much of the standard C library I can reimplement in a slightly incompatible way +@bhelyer nasm. dosbox. Close and restart dosbox and remount my folder every time I hose the imaginary machine. +Very glamorous. Top-notch effects http://t.co/xXHGttX3VK +// non-reentrant as heck I believe this counts as adequate documentation of the function's side effects +@mister_borogove I'm not too terribly worried about that :) +@mister_borogove essentially I just implemented a static char buf for this function that happens to live within it :p +@mister_borogove no, it needs buffers right where I put 'em +@chead it is dosbox. And it is definitely taking longer than half a second. +Not making this up. I thought I was going crazy earlier when I found my MacBook unlocked! https://t.co/Jt2ewvgBhe +(I'm guessing it's generating a mouse or keyboard event before the few-second timer for canceling lock kicks in) +Uhh so if you lock a Mac with dosbox open it will unlock about five seconds later thanks dosbox +(or as opposed to my bulk of asm for NES with rom banks, where you also can't do that but for more basic reasons) +It feels so weird now that on DOS I can just put a buffer in the middle of my actual routine and write to it and the OS doesn't care +Amusingly enough behind the screen depicting a forest is a window overlooking an actual forest but that's too analog +@sam82490 what if I told you it's actually a flickr stream +@sam82490 sad?!?! how often do YOU go camping at work +Authentic camping experience http://t.co/TVZQ3AH8e2 +@gu3st namely, the PHP language designers +RT @vogon: @0xabad1dea in about 20 years or so those'll make great bits for a "2000s-era computer programmer" halloween costume, keep them … +I got some... "merit" badges... http://t.co/8H0ArBOjG3 +@m1sp @aeleruil … I’m pretty sure my husband would eat humans if he thought he could get away with it. +I don’t understand why the first word Hayden came up with to describe Snowden supporters was “nihilists.” We care because we don’t…? +RT @norton_tim: Ten stars, Wikipedia whale editor. http://t.co/uTsjsmhHeF +RT @fbz: tltl;dr -- too long to load, didn't read. +@DamnViolas paging @attritionorg +@m1sp I had another dream about you! What is this +Wanted: iOS “cloud storage” app I can share to that will scp the files to a folder on my web server +@SurprisingEdge first chapter under PC architecture +@SurprisingEdge did he fix the part where he says IBM PCs have up to 512 bytes of ram? :p +Wow I just accidentally implemented Dwarf Fortress in like six lines of asm http://t.co/u1CxImLF8X +@codeferret_ because I was in the bathroom +@daviottenheimer yes... and... 512 bytes is a few orders of magnitude below that :p +@daviottenheimer the reference to 8088 on the page is to contrast it to the 286 ie what IBM PCs have +@WhiteMageSlave \o/ +@markoff @ioerror but in any case, maybe we should consider using crypto for mundane purposes a civic duty. +@markoff @ioerror standing out because you use crypto is, in my best guess, better than showing up in a text search in xkeyscore ! +RT @yesterbits: @0xabad1dea 640 bytes ought to be enough for anybody. +Either this is a misprint or DOS was more memory-efficient than I thought http://t.co/6Fw9bPXj75 +@sergeybratus @dildog pretty lucky I know so many old people ! +Implying that yes I own so many random old technical books I had no idea I already had one on the subject I was researching… … … +I wish I had noticed this book on my bookshelf in my living room about two days ago http://t.co/HpclRrO3yL +@marshray no, I’m trying to program DOS, and that’s my cutesy XOR screen test pattern +@dildog I'm trying to learn how to hook the timer so I can feed the speaker music from a table +@dildog you just made the mistake of revealing to me you are a source of information for what I want to do :p +@jinkee no, the colored part is the screen :) I'm apparently drawing it backwards +Well... I discovered exactly how much of the screen renders before the first timer interrupt goes off and gets hosed. http://t.co/JY3sri4nkY +I'm so glad this source code editor decided that I definitely wanted the unicode ellipses and not a literal dot-dot-dot +@thegrugq @asshurtACKFlags @0x1C and then you vanished off the face of the vegas! +The Exciting Adventures of "Looking For Documentation Older Than The Internet" Girl +@thegrugq @asshurtACKFlags @0x1C you didn't talk to me at ALL at the party, so... +@vogon to be fair, this sphere is finite. Not going to be exhausted in the next fifty years, but finite. +@crash8100 yeeeeeup +Maybe the NSA misunderstood “the unexamined life is not worth living” +RT @marshray: http://t.co/IRqSfFBzjd Official treachery: IRS, DEA, and NSA conspire to launder intelligence info and hide evidence from leg… +@travisgoodspeed http://t.co/rglxyckkvV +RT @codeferret_: recursion: when you curse because cursed when you are trying not to curse +@ashedryden @0x17h I’m sure tea partiers were a healthy portion of subscribers! +@tenfootfangs my life has only been getting better +@xkeepah I’m not THAT young :) +Engineers reporting for hackathon duty http://t.co/lQWYla4iL2 +@elppaeht8 I don’t think you understand. This company. LOVES. Programmable LED displays. +OH “I need to go find an extension cord so we can plug in the camp fire” +# 365260420665188352 +RT @zygen: We are literally heading to a scifi dystopia. http://t.co/Zkq4gBJoru anyone who doesn't agree with the current govt will soon be… +RT @dguido: God damn it! Who keeps giving these people my name!? http://t.co/Dl5Ti9bFDL +@tenfootfangs oh gods it’s Satan +@taviso “we’re too busy making money to defend our design decisions” +RT @taviso: I'm not making this up, http://t.co/LqqY6nDSn8 +RT @taviso: Bromium are hilarious, they won't give me a demo copy to evaluate because their security model is too complicated for us to und… +RT @dangoodin001: MT @awpiii: All I did was plug into the CHARGING port in the seat back. http://t.co/7hubWAaykR > mile high juice jacking +The boom box was made from a cooler by @MarkKriegsman to be Burning Man proof and more critically Veracode proof +@glesec it'd be hard to find something it can't play somehow :) +@Kufat we'll be done Monday. +I'm being told the stuffy suits may not enjoy finding an eight-person tent in their meeting room in the morning +@techpractical binaries! +Upgraded the hacking tent http://t.co/GXVSjtMEzc +@clerian some people don't understand the difference between Black Hat and Defcon +Some redditor's impression of me: "Gee willickers scooby" Jinkies! I actually say gee whittakers. +@Rorosaurus whoa it's my reddit birthday ! +@YourMomBot your timing is occasionally excellent +Hey Michael Hayden, former NSA director- your "opposite sex" comment is juvenile and prejudiced. Good job. http://t.co/qls5he8GwJ +I see Twitter for Windows 8 finally got a new update. I should probably put it through some paces before sending that #UIRage hate mail. +@clerian I just changed it so it's if(seed == 0) seed = 0xABAD :) +.@clerian the seed is getting set to 0 if it doesn't fit in a short. (Because I'm porting it to 16-bit.) Apparently it's a dull seed. +This is my Oregon Trail-like game so far! I think I found a bug in my home-rolled random number generator. http://t.co/Hvyk1besNJ +Noooo I can't be coming down with con flu during hackathon stop it body stahp +"Click here to switch to the beta of the new http://t.co/aoeU8lshVg!" "LOL welcome to the front page hope you weren't reading those docs" +@jonoberheide @mtrumpbour @thegrugq @0xcharlie @quine @mdowd @aaronportnoy @no_structure http://t.co/RophkGBQds +@philpem already linked it :p +@N0SSC I was a mere student, but the GBT has that certain special something that your higher resolution can't make up for :p +@eevee I just can't get over how its behavior is fundamentally different from eval() despite being in theory the same thing D: +New PHP Manual Masterpiece: four people voted against deprecating this. http://t.co/MO0f2YUHUA +@philpem I may or may not be writing a new blog post about that RIGHT NOW. +@elwoz I'm too young to know perl. So it doesn't have this eval feature? +(btw I did find it after looking through the file checkin history of the C implementation https://t.co/rLUBqQ2CPC ) +@OrwellUpgraded please see point about checking procedures and policies ^_^; +@botnet_hunter it's "deprecated", but so far that looks like that just means someone put a note in the manual +@OrwellUpgraded yes but that wasn't really what I was talking about, I meant ie "MegaCorp has six a year and JumboCorp has eight!" +I'm on a mission to find the bug report or patch where PHP realized that PREG_REPLACE_EVAL was a terrible idea. No luck so far o_O +@OrwellUpgraded presuuuuuumably vulns get fixed :) +It’s not really possible to get absolute vuln count in large, old products. Compare their processes and policies instead. +Are you comparing vuln counts between two competing products? STOP you are probably doing it wrong http://t.co/b5S42F0ZvT +RT @bSr43: I’m currently refactoring Hopper (for several reasons), and adding Python methods. Please send me all your Python needs! +@_larry0 thirteen years ago I was in middle school +This corporate carpet is now a war zone - many feet will be lost this day http://t.co/cVhR81SoQn +@vogon @grahamvsworld I realize now I actually slightly misread your tweet as “start pronouncing spelled…” instead of “start spelling…” +@thegrugq time to hit the safe house +@vogon … how else can you pronounce cooperate ? +@m1sp @aeleruil @WhiteMageSlave I’m told I’m actually a nightmare hell-student +@mubix … :\ +@m1sp @aeleruil ask @WhiteMageSlave about the teacher who said to the class “kids with divorced parents like @WhiteMageSlave …” +RT @Packetknife: "A modern, fast web-mail client with user-friendly encryption and privacy features. Free and Open Source software." http:/… +@JackLScanlan make a contact of yourself. +RT @rethinkdb: https://t.co/2mvnTYyitp -- some fun notes on implementing date support. Read it and weep. +@Packetknife so far my best baby experience is the one who decided the brown spots on my neck are removable +RT @menendymendez: in new zealand, the centimetres have eleven millimetres. http://t.co/g7Pv015390 +RT @kaepora: PuTTY SSH client for Windows releases new version fixing four security vulnerabilities: http://t.co/MMBVqucztf +@blackswanburst @wimremes hahahahahahaha no. +RT @nickm_tor: Feature request for the next version of RealityMUD: Restrict PvP to PvP zones. +@thegrugq @asshurtACKFlags not sure if insult… +@thegrugq @asshurtACKFlags wow you must think I’m a commie spy then +@m1sp I had a dream I showed up at your house without warning, and you were grumpy and hid under the blankets +RT @simonnix: "I want to print a synthetic chicken burger why the FUCK do I need to replace the synthetic beef cartridge?!" - future person… +@0x17h @ashedryden where’s my commission +Software changelog, 1989: "Negative numbers may be used for tempo on really fast ATs or 386 machines." +Thanks computer that's not creepy at all right after I was there and thinkin' wow these balconies sure are high http://t.co/UT0r0wyMRQ +@CaucusRacer I'm pretty sure this is just someone who thinks less keystrokes == less opcodes +@CaucusRacer of course you don't, they almost certainly didn't actually check. +@kcarmical I'm told it went well.. and I got like two hundred new followers... +@ELLIOTTCABLE its name is Zepto-Caravan! Zepto because it is so small, see +@ELLIOTTCABLE no I really meant not at the moment I am busy with my own project X_x; but @GWakaMurray and @hypermice like mods, so: ping +@ELLIOTTCABLE OCCASIONALLY BUT NOT AT THE MOMENT +However, http://t.co/Eaiydp1iLq did suggest "Inept Chocobo: The Lost Levels" +It is very hard to come up with a generic computer game name that someone else hasn't already come up with. +@billpollock -- because you got me thinking and if I wrote a book it would probably be about the joys of programming the asm way :) +@billpollock I'm still here! I'm actually taking the next few days at work (tis hackathon week) to try to implement a game entirely in asm-- +@zooko I'll need to run it past a few cryptographers... I'm just a lowly appsec type +RT @dylanhorrocks: If a group is 17% female, men see it as 50/50. At 33% female, men think there are more women than men (Geena Davis): htt… +@rantyben @julianor "padding" is a dirty word around here! +# 364886959769923585 +@codeferret_ I'm so glad. +@jpixton in context, they are integers. It would take the world's simplest, dumbest compiler, undergrad sample implementation, to screw up! +@stylewar @puellavulnerata @Bruce_Schneier ….. No tor node should be using a browser. At all. +RT @dangoodin001: Twitter rolls out two-factor authentication that’s simpler, more secure http://t.co/jwPNVoIl9D +@voqo @0x17h “sure, I see you have a kid, but it looks like the child prostitution ring has custody and you don’t pay support to them” +RT @puellavulnerata: .@Bruce_Schneier should really know better than to refer to a browser exploit as affecting "Tor nodes" +@ericlaw @innismir you know, I think everything still doesn’t parse rar. I assume for licensing reasons. +RT @WTFuzz: Thank you IE F12 Developer tools for creating an RWX memory section in my process, I needed that ... +@Packetknife @thedesertgate it’s not “hilarious”. People have a right to CHOOSE how much to share. +@pa28 yep +Found in code: /* v/=radix uses less CPU clocks than v=v/radix does */ If this is ACTUALLY true, slap your compiler silly +For new followers: here is the rainbow tree I was telling you about https://t.co/qpqqa3RMr5 +RT @pushinghoops: white people are rarely asked by the culture around them to identify w nonwhites let alone see them as humans, so: http:/… +@julianor I think it’d be a lot safer and just as reliable to take a byte distribution! +RT @julianor: I haven't seen anyone suggest using emulation to detect x86 code in JavaScript objects. Would be fun to exploit the emulator. +RT @justinschuh: If you're tweeting at me anymore about saved passwords, I think I've responded thoroughly here: https://t.co/3ELSmxhcTu +RT @AmberBaldet: Ugh, Children's Place drags out the "Math is Harrrd" trope (via @consumerist http://t.co/VSsLp1J5zv) http://t.co/t7nxyq8x… +Y'all are giving me some really good examples going back several years. I salute your memory! +@4Dgifts oh this totally counts IMO - because you get bitten by a language feature while using correct algorithms :) +@tef @alex_gaynor perfect! I had a vague memory of this but couldn't put my finger on it +@cybergibbons yeah, that's homerolled, can't help there. I'm thinking like: oh good the RNG is broken and undermining the API +@uppfinnarn that's my aim! +This is motivated by some recent crypto bugs that I think could have been plausibly detected by following a checklist of modes of failure +Crypto nerds, please cite me some real world examples of crypto failure that could have been unit tested (hash returning all zeroes, etc) +@chunter16 @amanicdroid nah it was just mentioned to me in passing. I think maybe by @thorsheim ? +@xkeepah without the paper, I'm guessing it comes down to average finger length. So it'd only work on adults and certainly not 100% :) +.@chunter16 yeah, I assume it comes down to a distribution of physical hand sizes. Allegedly I have "piano hands" +Someone mentioned to me that a study found typing timing differences between men and women and now I want to know if I type like a boy +@pa28 @codeferret_ we have like, the exact same body type and hair type http://t.co/n9Icxxp1yq +Wow looking at pictures of us on stage @codeferret_ and I look startlingly alike from a distance +It looks like Exchange was so offended by my 20,496 unread mails that it locked out my domain account +@McGrewSecurity @beauwoods for me the barrier is when there is an accent thicker than mud, not their fault but I can’t understand a word +RT @AnttiIsokangas: Chart of the day: The most controversial Wikipedia articles in different languages http://t.co/vOUbGSnd9Y +RT @agentdarkapple: From the WTF files: Gag order forbids kids from discussing fracking http://t.co/lh8k88B0nf +@homakov business goes much smoother with that personal connection, as it forms a trust deeper than anonymous paperwork +@ra6bit my first apprehension is how often DNS gets jacked +My husband seems to have con flu and I have a persistent cough. We’re coming to the office to share :) +@hellNbak_ it was a Firefox exploit. And the vuln was disclosed by @nils some months ago +@m1sp I just had the most vivid dream of becoming engaged to the prince of a small tropical island with a Muslim-ish religion +@DragonStuff a decorative tree sculpture with lights, and tuning into the noise generated by them. I said aloud “I can hear the tree” +@zorm but then that’s more bits than actually fits! :) +@puellavulnerata if they were consistent about it, I’d just accept it and move on, but they arbitrarily do or don’t lead with an extra zero. +@puellavulnerata …. So maybe this code is actually in real mode but that does not clarify the mystery to me +@oh_rodr not that I know of +Why did this programmer write 0x00009? Not 0x9, not some number of zeroes to pad it to a register size, but five hex digits. I can’t sleep +Our housemate moved out a few hours ago. It just now occurred to me at 2 am that I am once again free from the tyranny of pants in my house. +@savagejen https://t.co/s90fXxHyEd +RT @savagejen: Whelp, there goes the only reason to choose trains over planes. http://t.co/cNJsDa7ynB Sad. +@savagejen bunny is eternal +@hemantmehta because a webpage rudely shoved it in my face today +RT @KdotCdot: Best #Defcon tee shirt so far: white guy at airport with dreadlocks and shirt that reads "I'M NOT @MOXIE" +@m1sp_ebooks @m1sp yes +@dakami @bascule they should ship — as Math.WeakRandom — for games and other realtime simulations. +RT @nils: Seems like the Firefox vuln used against Tor users is CVE-2013-1690 reported by me in April and fixed since June http://t.co/XAES… +@dkabot AHHH charge it!! +@iFlames_ if I open the calculator, it's for programmer's mode... +calculator.app for OSX failed to open any windows. You are a calculator. You don't get to crash. +@vogon suuuuure you did. And bogosort returned a sorted deck on the first iteration +@vogon and the magic of C is.... ..... the same, but with semicolons +@JeffCurless I certainly write more than most people :) +I am quietly astonished every time an asm program I wrote actually executes to completion without segfaulting or hitting halt-and-catch-fire +@bSr43 what do you mean Hopper doesn't happen to have 16-bit DOS executable parser lying around?! :) +Hey @paypal why do you even allow vendors to do this? Most of them don't know any better - but you should. http://t.co/zhS9z6APyG +I was thinking about Morrowind and then this happened https://t.co/fSgwrNDPna +# 364498580398014466 +@myfreeweb yes, anything can have its own URL handler. That does not make it okay to launch another app without my consent. +BTW here are my slides if you want to grab the URLs https://t.co/p3dpOZ53xe try not to crash google docs again thx +“Requirements for this programming tutorial: you know how to operate an IBM PC (or 100% compatible)” Dang, I might be out of luck +@vathpela I don’t know, what’s in this hard drive from the late 90s? +Also, I find it extremely amusing that my “x86 computer” has one x86 chip but possibly three or more ARM chips. +Also note how easy it was to circumvent the checksum. It’s clearly only checking for accidental corruption, not tampering. +@ShadowTodd no, I am pretty sure that one was an on-the-fly decision. +Absolutely top-notch research on reflashing hard drive controllers that just came out of OHM http://t.co/WQNWnVld58 they have ARM CPUs!!! +@billpollock awesome. Were you looking for a particular topic +There’s no point in warning tor users not to visit CP websites. Either they never do, or they will anyway. They already accepted huge risks. +RT @Akamai_InfoSec: Security Reminders Inspired By Van Halen's Brown M&M Test - The Akamai Blog: https://t.co/cZtgpdIGo3 +@Vanguard_Group @eevee why only twenty? +@Kufat that’s not a requirement +Summer hackathon starts at work in a few days and I don’t know what I am doing yet +@anildash @hypatiadotca I actually heard a mom say to her little boy last week: “I picked THIS dress because it has pockets, honey” +RT @0xcharlie: ...and that is why we release everything so you can judge for yourself who is right: Paper and code available now: http://t… +RT @nudehaberdasher: Dear Toyota: Our attacks did not require dismantling of the automobile. We just wanted to look inside. +RT @0xcharlie: So now Toyota is saying you can only do our attacks if you remove the dash board. This is absurd and very troubling Toyota … +RT @thegrugq: Stop fetishising the technology! Security requires more than just sprinkling tech on something. +@DrPizza why not? True story: my high school was named Carmel. They ordered hats and they came back saying “Caramel” +RT @runasand: Firefox vulnerability was Windows-specific and targeted older versions of the #Tor Browser Bundle: https://t.co/q4D4meMozm +@kragen the one where I am extremely annoyed +@m1sp I mean the firearm that Tsovinar has taken from Aramaz +@Packetknife @krypt3ia it randomly did that to me once too +WTF: a webpage in Chrome for iOS redirected me to Candy Crush in the App Store app with no user interaction. This is not acceptable +From reddit: “APT1 really emphasizes the ‘P’” +Twitter is finally getting an abuse button. http://t.co/nwZz3xLfq4 the noun, not the verb. Do not abuse the abuse button. +@thegrugq @jduck if @fredowsley gave me the cloth one and kept the plastic one I’m gonna have to pay him a polite visit +@thegrugq @jduck wait there’s more than one?! +@donicer well that’s kind of a different issue entirely. I just meant that what *happened* didn’t happen because of a flaw in tor. +@snare I listen to baroque era music all day… +@thegrugq @jduck noooo I mustn’t destroy it +@thegrugq ffff I can’t get my barcon bracelet off !! +RT @vlad902: Brief analysis + annotation of the TBB payload here: http://t.co/B02R2R4hHd +RT @vlad902: Wow, the TBB payload exfiltrates the hosts MAC address by looking at gethostbyname()->h_addr_list and using ihplpapi!SendARP +@vogon I know nothing about Magic, how is this one? https://t.co/iOg7z29Xez +@MagicCardMe ?! +@charliesome @kivikakk seriously though expect this on PHP Manual Masterpieces in the very near future +@kaepora in the meantime: disabling JavaScript completely will break the exploit +@kaepora no, who knows, and trying +@charliesome @kivikakk WHY WAS I NOT INFORMED +@john_t_lutz @torproject that’s… not what closed source means >_> Go read the source, and then compile it yourself. +@donicer how does any of this reflect badly on tor? It’s a Firefox 0day which was used to target someone known to use tor. +@john_t_lutz @torproject …. Wherever would you get the idea that Tor is closed source ? +RT @runasand: Looking for info about #Tor, hidden services and the Firefox 0day? Please read https://t.co/R8SyqgaKDO +RT @DonAndrewBailey: OH: "I spent the last 24 hours analyzing a new 0day and my advice is to disable the Internet." "Where can I sign up fo… +RT @djrbliss: In case anyone else was looking for this too, here's the Bugzilla entry for the Firefox exploit: https://t.co/HkKbc7czy5 +RT @torproject: Dear global press, it's called Tor, not TOR, see https://t.co/CE4LQWdhGB +@kevinmitnick definitely the one by that Melissa girl +In my house. Not dead. Nobody broke in and stole my iMacs. Further bulletins as warranted +@jmgosney yes, and that thought is “lol” +@m1sp hey! I figured out what to do with that literal Chekhov's Gun I planted +@boblord it turned out he didn't work for them, so no death. +# 364143625346637824 +My good friend General Protection! I haven't seen you in over ten years! What brings you to heavy machinery http://t.co/OBzLQYOvkC +@dan_crowley just saw you on the tv in the airport +@Bitweasil it went normally for us at noon. Except for "FEMALE opt-out?!" Guy. +On the news in the airport: "Another tough week for the NSA - agency chief asks hackers for help" +@boblord I'm wearing my new Twitter security shirt. Ran into someone wearing a Facebook security shirt. Staredown!!! +RT @Packetknife: And - of course - the idiots going VPN VPN - as if any of these single items are an OPSEC solution. +RT @Packetknife: I think the Tor damage assessment(s) will be a while in the making - and then lessons learned for ages. +@tapbot_paul all I know is it executes shellcode at some point. +@BaconZombie yes but I mean because otherwise it won't work or because otherwise it'd start hitting non-targeted users +@ShadowTodd the art of software security assessment +Has anyone figured out yet if the FF exploit used against tor users only affects ver17 or did they artificially restrict the payload +@zedshaw I'm just saying, I doubt there are any nodes running on the same host as a Windows browser bundle. I hope. +@vogon it's the ONE thing the Feds can do right now that won't get them bad press, so... +@zedshaw so far the exploit has only targeted Windows, and most (all?) nodes are Linux, but it could conceivably be used to stage +@zedshaw I just mean that "tor servers" sounds like the actual tor nodes +Maybe we shouldn't put half of all anonymity services in the same colo next time +@thezeist free stress test +@zedshaw I wouldn't call them "tor servers" as tor itself doesn't need them; servers accessible only over tor. But yes. Eggs, basket +@codinghorror might as well! We already have all the fat binary infrastructure and the ARM compiler infrastructure +RT @Atencio: Ohhhhh, so Doctor Who is kind of like nerd pope, and today the conclave burned white smoke. I get it now. +In this RT: compression ruins everything again +RT @thezeist: Xerox scanners/photocopiers randomly alter numbers in scanned documents http://t.co/7IgUWtPoZI +@comex I haven't had a chance yet, maybe on next leg of flight +@supersat I kind of opted into the extended screening anyway +@skullmandible @tenfootfangs maybe he's just whitekin! +RT @csoghoian: Top security researcher @0xcharlie (ex-NSA) on NSA spying: I don't think anyone should believe anything they tell us. http:/… +@charliesome check my timeline +@MechMK1 I picked up a casual interest around 11, started programming at 14, got more serious at 17 +@michaeldinn don't see any actually but the box part might be tucked behind something +@MalwareJake http://t.co/cksK7witgr +The desk at this gate is unattended. Both workstations are unlocked. I see text boxes, buttons and checkmarks. +@jtauber not sure, as I was planning on opting out anyway, but they didn't open my luggage +My twitter stream suddenly stopped being Defcon and started being people freaking out about Doctor Who +I'm very sad there's less than a year left on my chipless passport :( +I think they might have given me a handwritten SSSS because I'm using a pre-RFID passport as ID for a domestic flight +@ioerror do you ever get handwritten SSSS or only printed ? +This looks like an SSSS to me. But I thought it's printed if you get one. http://t.co/BDiSOOVwbt +@MalwareJake the honest answer is there is fresh blood on my clothes due to an unexpected medical issue. That may have confused it +I award no points to the male @TSA agent who exclaimed "a FEMALE opt-out?!" Stay the hell away from me, buddy +The bomb detector machine crashed when the nice TSA lady fed it my sample +@RichardBarrell I forgive people of misspelling that. I don't forgive them when they misspell Melissa w/o asking; it's a dictionary word +These touch screens won't let you press the same button twice in a row. Guess how fun it is to type Melissa Elliott +@kherge (yes the person arrested supported this that and the other, good for law enforcement I guess) +@kherge 0day doesn't discriminate +RT @runasand: Any Mozilla security engineers at DEF CON? Please find/email me. #defcon +Fascinating thread of the day: law enforcement using 0day against Firefox extended support edition http://t.co/kCzTwge9bl +RT @PennyRed: Actually, I don't think the internet is 'a breeding ground for misogyny'. It makes already existing misogyny more and differe… +@techpinscher @thijs I'm amused at how many people still take "Thanks Obama" very literally... +Unfortunately we have a noon flight tomorrow, so, goodbye Defcon! +RT @Packetknife: @0xabad1dea In real terms I'm not sure there is a difference but customers I've worked with want to move simply on percept… +RT @addelindh: @0xabad1dea I've talked to people, both customers and internally, and consensus seems to be that $ > concerns. +To be clear: just repeating sentiments of some Europeans I met. They are skittish of using American cloud services... +@WilRockall has he fixed it? :/ +@WilRockall do you let your children out undressed ? +@addelindh your sarcasm meter may need calibrating ;) +OH: "FTP... that's one of those hacker tools, like wget!" "Once you start curling, you never go back" +@SimonZerafa that was what I was getting at :p +"I think Veracode is hogging a disproportionate amount of compiler engineers" "no wonder Microsoft hasn't shipped that C compiler" +We as an American company with a cloud storage component are losing European business because of the NSA... thanks Obama +@Bitweasil @marshray okay found a sign if you never see me again the casino ate me +@Bitweasil I.... don't know.... the big one up front? +@Bitweasil I'm going down to the lobby. With husband, if I can wake him up. +The problem with these casinos is that they are all self-similar in every direction. Hey yep it's glitter and neon down this way too! +@Bitweasil in the fantasy tower I think it's called? I just mean this place is huge and directionless to me. +@Bitweasil how exactly do I get into palms place +@kaepora IDK..... pokemon and mario kart? and animal crossing +My hotel's webpage says "you deserve a staycation." Good job on getting the meaning of that word exactly backwards, marketing! @Palms +My Nintendo 3DS offered to do a firmware update today. Well I guess that's one way to find out if the code is signed... +@LowestCommonDen @eevee sit downstairs. Watch child play. Come upstairs when they start climbing on the bookcase. +@LowestCommonDen nope! +RT @jodymelbourne: just got threatened at #defcon #isightpartners party by isight staff member who to hit me cos he said my eyes made me lo… +RT @runasand: Poppin' calculators at Caesars: http://t.co/B6gBxWTtNO +@0x17h yes. The given figure is they have $4/user/month. +@Kufat yes, thank you +@SteveSyfuhs nah it was normal Linux and I was surprised +RT @schemaly: What Happened When My Son Wore A Pink Headband To Walmart http://t.co/kh9xwOeJ8b via @HuffPostParents +@landley see @boblord ! It's *not* just me! +RT @DrPizza: So why deliberately do things that serve only to reinforce tech as a boy's club, when it would have been easier not to? +What does it say if I hear about a cool vulnerability and I just assume the speaker meant Android as opposed to normal Linux +I'd like to thank everyone who was in the front row with their transmitters and DIDN'T blast my demo out of the sky. I know it was hard +RT @jonoberheide: Things in Vegas seem to break more frequently during DEFCON. http://t.co/daaM2Gveey +@MB5 thanks! Much less blurry than the one I had +@spacerog I did specifally ask if it was you but he said he figured he could tell if it was :p +Trying to figure out what acquaintance of mine talked with my husband. His description: "he had a beard... and glasses" so, like, 73% of you +@AndrewMohawk my screen decoder is terrible and useless! And also a bit API-specific +.@yaakov_h the goons swarmed the stage with alcohol. I had to designate my husband as my proxy +BTW I did notice my goon say "we got a first timer in track 1" into his radio but I didn't realize I would be raided halfway in +@m1sp what if I didn't and I'm actually a ghost now +@m1sp I might be a little bit delirious +@chriseng @focalintent gods I look awful in these pictures :( +Thanks everyone... my feet hurt. +@leEb_public my email is melissa.b.elliott at gmail I will try to get to it :) +RT @natashenka: "By informed consent I mean everyone knew I was up to something"-- @0xabad1dea +RT @chriseng: Since @0xabad1dea doesn't drink, hubby came up to take her whisky shot. Goon: "Do *you* drink, sir?" Hubs, with conviction: "… +*collapses* +# 363804668100489216 +@quine the speaker room is looking for you +I hear I won an award for "desperation to win an award" from @attritionorg. Yaaaay !! +RT @Zac_Mueller: @0xabad1dea that's how my parents got robbed +@blowdart @vogon I'm not payin' +@blowdart gdi @vogon you favorited this before it was fifteen seconds old +@WilRockall I'm talking about video feeds. +I think I have put the fear of @0xabad1dea into Twitter's security team, good and proper. +@sakjur they have these large cutouts that hang from the ceiling in layers +@sakjur they use projectors and a video which has black pixels to match the gaps in the sculpture +Infiltration complete. http://t.co/BXmX0sy4bo +@boblord be there in a sec +@boblord where you at +I really like Defcon's animated sculptures. It's a low budget effect, why don't more places have them? +@p0wnlabs it should be 1. Online schedule has two track 2s for the time slot +In the chill out lounge seeing which of my demos are still working ;) +.@savagejen and the bunnybroken baby monitor http://t.co/2alUtBoBNK +@Kufat instion hub or something +@Kufat I already forgot its name lol +@cybergibbons track one, hacking smart homes +@dasshuchan lol nope +"The password is the last three octets of its MAC address." About a device that controls your locks and garage doors +@eevee video. Toddlers. There are a few people into that... +@Emyylii though the chances that someone who wants that lives within a block or two of you are probably pretty low. +@TheDaveCA @thejefflarson what threat? I reserve the right to mock advertising they actually spent money on :) +@Emyylii it's a video feed of a child's room +(Though remember, conventional radio baby monitors are easily tuned into by people in your neighborhood.) +I'm glad I don't work for the toy company that's being revealed to ship a baby monitor toy that can be hacked into by pedophiles ... +@chriseng @apiary though I did type BHDC out of habit I realize +@chriseng @apiary we're at Defcon, not Suit Hat +@apiary we know it's not anonymous, but to us asking to see photo ID just sounds rude :) +@apiary it's a sensitive topic at BHDC +.@mescyn the nice man at Starbucks said they do it year round because people lose cards in the casino +@SimonZerafa I asked and they said lost cards in casinos are a huge problem. +(No cost, these are from the crate I ordered on the super cheap) +@afreak @Kufat @cyan2049er I will give them for free but only to four different people. +To everyone asking: a lot of places in Vegas demand photo ID if you don't pay in cash, even for coffee +Not leaving Vegas until I give these away to four good homes (with photo this time) http://t.co/Z5m3zmcJIj +The coffee place in the Palms is good and they do NOT ask for photo ID +@tpw_rules will link slides afterwards. Video out of my control +@Achifaifa as much as I'd like to attend @quine's... +@zooko @dangoodin001 it must be a mistake, as they have two talks in track 2... +Well apparently I have no idea what track I'm in because different schedules say different things. Yaaaay +@0xcharlie <3 +Today, 5pm, Track 1, I will give you a new source of paranoia: the emanations leaking from your electronics http://t.co/fztGYMBRNF +oh wow for some reason I thought I was track 3 but I'm in track 1 with the glowy rainbow sculpture stage +@MalwareJake (I was taken by surprise. It's off schedule.) +@MalwareJake It might or might not, it's different every time, I'll let you infer the rest +@nrr yes you are on my list +@MalwareJake no, I'm sick. +@boblord hey you're on my list of people who are here that I haven't seen yet +@nrr you know what I am getting at :p +@Kufat @cyan2049er ahh sorry my mind was fixed on the "31" and thought "that just happened" +Of course my body decided that today specifically I need to be in horrible pain. You know, the one day of the year I'm going on stage +@rantyben but so was everyone I saw wearing those boots +@Kufat @cyan2049er it's expired. +@blowdart not me personally, just venting +Of course after checking morning twitter I learn defcon had strippers at jeopardy or something. Of only one gender, of course. +@ircmaxell I wasn't particularly surprised to learn this person has already blocked me on twitter :) +RT @DrPizza: That a girl was being stripped as a reward at hacker jeopardy at #defcon was pretty incredible. +@minus1cjb eyeroll.gif +@k8em0 @marthakelly fortunately nothing in particular has happened to me so far :) +@stevelord well we kind of spend our whole childhoods being warned, warned, warned, men will touch you, men might rape you, run away +@minus1cjb I'm just subtweeting someone on twitter who thought it was great and feminists are stupids who make fake drama +@stevelord Apparently it has 0% discomfort for many men! Unless we gender flip it and suddenly that's gay :) +@pryv83y3s ............... what ? +@stevelord I am attracted to nerds +@ircmaxell I'm subtweeting someone who thinks it's "great" some slides had objectifying imagery because "stupid" people will make "drama" +@Packetknife @savagejen IDK, I've been mistaken for Not The Interesting One countless times as a subconscious thing. +@nrr wat +And remember, jerktrolls: *I am bisexual. I find ladies sexually attractive.* But my first reaction is still to feel acutely uncomfortable. +Because nothing makes a woman surrounded by men she doesn't know feel safer and welcome for her skills than sexual objectification, YA KNOW? +Subtweeting OHM, not Defcon: if you don't think sexual objectification in slides is a problem, I can only conclude you don't want women here +RT @savagejen: @ashedryden Photo of the invite they handed to my male co-presenter (despite speaker badge, they didn't give me one) https:/… +@vaurora I am here because I want to be here. I guess technically I got "paid" in two free badges. But so far so good +@joshcorman @spacerog IDK. The wizened beard doesn't match the youthful hair. One or the other! +RT @RT_com: ‘Encryption is a human right’: Wikipedia aims to lock out #NSA http://t.co/9c0Twuq13W +@danchodanchev I'm pretty sure "exploitable" in that presentation does not refer to vulnerable to attack. +I made it back alive. They were not the NSA +@puellavulnerata his wife isn't a citizen !! +Don't tell my mom but I am totally getting in a car with a guy I met on the Internet +I don't own any knee high black leather boots. Am I doing Defcon wrong +@caeliat I'm in a gray hat with pink hearts on it right in the front door +@caeliat cominnnng. +@caeliat oh um well they have a big front lobby and um um I donno I can wait down there? ^-^;;; +@caeliat I am at the Palms. Is that okay? +Google Docs is convinced there are six different instantiations of me all looking at the same slide. Six little Kasane Tetos in a row! +@charliesome my tweets sure are postin' good, in that case! +Boy I wish I could check @tumblr on this open wifi but they don't support SSL for reading the dashboard hint hint HINT +Twitter, it'd be more efficient to tell me when there WASN'T an internal server error when I click tweet +@Xaosopher I'mma hop in the shower I assume that's okay time-wise? +@m1sp but I don't have any kittens T_T +@m1sp why do I pick fights on the internet? +@8vius key word, *as a woman*, because men already had these rights. +@8vius You are running around in circles and making no points. Feminism is about MY RIGHTS to have a job, be educated, etc, as a woman +@Xaosopher only the finest in local cuisine ! +@8vius Because I identity as non-male, that is a critical component of my existence, and that MATTERS. +@Xaosopher *checks clock* I reckon +@8vius then I am not sure what we are disagreeing about. Yes. I am a feminist. I fight for gender equality rights. +@Xaosopher I'm awake +@8vius Thank you for sharing your opinion on my rights and my identity. +@8vius I will say it again in bigger letters EQUALITY OF RIGHTS IS NOT SAMENESS OF IDENTITY +In this thread: I pick a fight, then act surprised they're ignoring my point. I realize I should go back to sleep. +@8vius @dresdencodak It is a fight for equality. +@8vius @dresdencodak because equality of rights does not in any way imply identical identity????? +@8vius @dresdencodak "stop identifying differently from me! it's weird!" - the rallying cry of the comfortably privileged +@8vius @dresdencodak if I recall correctly (ie not confusing my crazies) he's a raging misogynist among other things +@leighhollowell I am, if you want to grab food downstairs or something, but I'm not feeling well and not going out. +RT @vogon: do you roguelike her, or do you roguelike*like* her +@blueg3 I guess @m1sp doesn't count... +@m1sp I'm not doing anything illegal! On stage. I pre-filmed those parts. +@0x60 I already retweeted it +RT @TimKarr: #Snowden's wikipedia page is edited to label him "traitor." IP address of editor belongs to someone in Congress https://t.co/b… +@m1sp but I'm in America... +"Hurr hurr intelligent people with useful skills and good jobs don't have gurrlfriends" - @Unilever, maker of axe body spray +RT @thejefflarson: Hey, axe body spray, no one can understand this because it isn’t programming: http://t.co/257xsuCQAG Also, you are all… +@Reversity @Bitweasil last year someone tried to "get me into" ninja party. I was already invited. He wouldn't go away. He was uninvited. +@rezaaslan @sciencecomic it's special sorts of people who never get a second opinion on anything. +RT @eevee: http://t.co/xPz6pLrIFY dear haskell: where do i even start. +RT @dinodaizovi: Text message from Unknown. Phone acting up at #DEFCON, nothing new here. http://t.co/j7oZZSOqOm +I tried very hard to shake @dotMudge's hand, ending up having to settle on Kingpin :p +RT @nickm_tor: I'm betting that people will find CRIME/ BREACH variants for years until compress-and-encrypt is treated as guilty-till-prov… +@m1sp no, that's in about 22 hours! +@m1sp *collapses in hotel room* hi ! +Flash mobbing @dotMudge http://t.co/iHFGjQYY6x +They're dropping hints that DARPA has a new initiative coming up ... +@codeferret_ thank you dear +# 363444153364914176 +@attritionorg meanie head +Today I am undercover infiltrating Akamai +@MalwareJake I found one Tylenol but I may come by after this talk... +@pmylund fortunately I know a hundred people here at least. Probably a few hundred ... +I need ibuprofen or something. I'm behind the AV guy in track 1 if anyone I know isn't shady has any I can have :( +@joneszach at the palms buffet with @_larry0 :) +It was like this when we got here I swear http://t.co/KrkYIW9k9C +@matthew_d_green ie I am Loud and Proud. +@matthew_d_green but the original proposition was: faced with non-anonymous review, conceal your minority identity. I hate that. +"A java app for Windows" write once run somewhere +Listening to about how horrible Java smart cards are. "Ints are optional" +Apparently @aaronportnoy and @aloria fell for it... +.@the_navs you know that's fake, you always knew it's fake, and I'm sad you can't go a year without posting it for no apparent reason. +@mczonk It is an autogenerated name for an offset into the stack; are you looking at something that is pushing values? +@G13net to Mr. Portnoy, who I think considers the discussion over. +@kennwhite I'm actually tall for a lady and into normal range for men :p +@DrPizza you actually didn't catch me in bubbly mode... +If you have a non-anonymous review process and my chances are improved by having a "generic" (white male) identity, I don't want it. +I refuse to censor my girly name on a non-anonymous submission to anything. Because the pink and glitter is part of the deal you're signing. +@aaronportnoy right back at ya :) +Attention web developers: why aren't you using the protocol-relative URL to prevent SSL mishaps? It's REALLY EASY http://t.co/J97orRgfU7 +@vogon The protocol-relative URL. The protocol-relative URL. It can be deployed with a regex +@aaronportnoy I believe you, I believe you! I'm just a dissenting opinion! +@aaronportnoy okay, but I am still 100% dead set against it as conceding to the status quo of what's "normal", and empowering it. +@vogon It is the only policy that doesn't break the entire point of SSL. USE THE PROTOCOL-RELATIVE URL, WEB DEVELOPERS. +@aaronportnoy one of the biggest motivators for me several years ago when I was young was seeing women's names on schedules. +@aaronportnoy hiding varied identity does not improve the ability of people of varied identity to become established in the field. +@homakov maybe +RT @m1sp: "You see, patents are like Pokémon cards..." +@aaronportnoy No. I am not missing the point. I simply refuse to conceal my identity to improve my chances. That's not meritocracy. +RT @chort0: If you stayed at Caesar's, check your bill. Heard yesterday people were billed phony local phone charges. Found one on my bill.… +RT @newsycombinator: Creator of xkcd Reveals Secret Backstory of His Epic 3,990-Panel Comic http://t.co/gfMvD1D86W +@aaronportnoy hell no. Rather be rejected for being a woman than accepted for not being a woman any day. The pink is part of the deal. +RT @tojarrett: Here's to my fabulous, funny, smart and friendly @Veracode friends. cc @annenielsen http://t.co/VR9naoF3tl +@DaKnObCS it looked like a narrow FM broadcast, but it sounded nonsense. +@m1sp reminder that I adore you +@Bitweasil @spacerog we're standing on the stairs at the raised dais bar at the center of the casino area +@Bitweasil be down in a minute +@Bitweasil @spacerog there's more than one lobby? I only know the giant one that's a casino food court +@Bitweasil I'm in my room atm. Want to meet in the lobby? Maybe we can find @spacerog +@matthew_d_green well my talk is at 5 on Saturday +@spacerog okay I'm done +@spacerog I'm not inviting you, sorry. But I should be done soon... +@spacerog I am upstairs, Chewie is trying to make me take a bath because my legs hurt so much... +@Odysseus8yzx about twelve years ago IMO +how DARE you encrypt your radio signal! I'm CURIOUS! oh gods this is how the NSA feels +@Randominterrupt nowhere! I really mean it. I am going to sit RIGHT HERE and work on my slides and not move my legs :( +@KronicDeth I think I just did myself in with alternating walking miles with sitting for hours, and having several computers in a bag +@MalwareJake Palms actually. +@chriseng @Xaosopher fine food is completely wasted on me. My favorite meal is rice with gravy. +RT @DrPizza: @julianor I almost worry that the hardest part for you is not making it practical, but coming up with a nice acronym. +@0x00string not that I know of, sorry! +@tenfootfangs so @codeferret_ has been playing this again recently and was thrilled he got a street pass today +@matthew_d_green yay you're here I didn't know that +RT @DrPizza: Crypto experts issue a call to arms to avert the cryptopocalypse at @arstechnica http://t.co/H8cntne0nM +If anyone wants to hang out, I'm in the Palms and my legs hurt too much to leave *grows roots* +Two hot dogs, two lemonades, $30. Yes @Xaosopher I know that if I walked for an hour I could find some reasonable prices :p +@spacerog Chewie and I are going to the Palms cafeteria if you're around +My demo of observing the capacitive field of a touchpad isn't working. Did it freakin' migrate +@zeroday nah I'm not sick just not built for running back and forth across Vegas sixteen times in two days lol +@0xcharlie *Doctor* Miller, you should know me better than that. +Did you know in Nevada it is illegal to disclose the EXISTENCE of someone else's radio communication? Do not tune to around 860mhz +Remind me to dismantle this giant antenna rig feeding into a nest of wires and glowing lights before the maid comes tomorrow +( @0xcharlie is my benchmark because he's not good enough for Black Hat either.) +it's a good time for Imposter Syndrome to set in. <s>I am blood of the dragon</s> I am definitely at least as smart as @0xcharlie. Right? :( +My entire body is sore like I've been riding horses while lifting weights what is this nonsense +@spacerog yo you in palms? +RT @savagejen: Someone put a black hat on top of the statue of Caesar! http://t.co/CtpsUTq8VB +@homakov I've got over forty thousand tweets, a husband, AND a few boyfriends. ;( +RT @eevee: apparently @Fidelity only stores passwords as digits, as typed on a phone keypad! replace e.g. A with B, C, or 2 and it still wo… +The police's response about the pressure cooker google search thing http://t.co/5dYfnrMjhn +@spacerog That's not in our room! But... never stick things into strange ports. +"Another device on the network is using your IP address." Hey knock it off jerk face +# 363086545307185153 +@blueg3 ie, random people visited by the police over assorted harmless internet activities. +@blueg3 I was discussing this with some journalists today. There are some complicating factors, but the core stays the same +I won't post the back. You have to work for it ! +The deluge of people who want to see the back of my badge has already begun +zelda_get.wav http://t.co/ta1y7YxAl5 +My plan to subvert @arstechnica is going swimmingly. But I didn't know how to own @DrPizza's Windows Phone bc I've never seen one before. +@joneszach in the women's bathroom, I wouldn't recommend it. Heading downstairs to get lunch with the Ars reporters +@dangoodin001 are you at Blackhat, or just Dr. Pizza? +@DrPizza I'm in some sort of wifi lounge (aka sofas in a hallway) near the sponsor hall ATM +@DrPizza yo I have a badge for a few hours if you wanna talk for more than thirty seconds +@authentic8 noise floor :) no worries it was loud as heck +I am become Chad, Worker of Booths. It's uh... short for Chaderella, don't judge me +In tvtropes terms, Tsarnaev has a http://t.co/isCl0yksZA that sees him as http://t.co/vcz7TadPeA +@itsdapoleece I think they have a right to insist they believe he's innocent, I just also think the evidence is tremendous he's guilty. +@vogon should be set to global +RT @chriseng: Thesis: There is a *small* but real chance that both RSA (the algorithm) and non-ECC DH will soon become unusable. @alexstamo… +I know all of you use Adblock or API clients. I want you to know someone is paying to promote Tsarnaev's fandom group on Twitter. +@jennifurret praise the science ! Seriously though, congratulations +RT @vogon: exhibit A: why browser escape bugs mean less and less as the browser gets more powerful http://t.co/tx8vD3UnCR +I'm at the lobby at the base of all the escalators #blackhat and apparently all my friends are still asleep. +This is why the surveillance state is a freaking PROBLEM, America http://t.co/6mAvDFlkqq +RT @mikko: She was googling for information on pressure cookers. He was Googling backpacks. Then they got visited by the feds. http://t.co/… +Pink hacker owes @annenielsen now +Pink hacker needs mocha badly +@wimremes ... Wuh? :( +Who is going to be at the Rio after lunch? +@DonnyVantage @mikko you sound like the idea of a government suppressing someone's rights is just too crazy to imagine. +RT @birgittaj: #Snowden finally receives asylum for one year in #Russia. +@fuzztester well, of all three or four women there last night, I was the only one in a pink shirt +@dangoodin001 only by betting our understanding of the math is incorrect. Or common libraries have massive implementation flaw 0day. +@tab2space we kind of attend as a company, but, I don't have a badge of my own this year. +@m1sp I am sleepy and what is this +Why yes, stranger laughing at me going to Defcon but not having a Blackhat badge, we DO all have to start somewhere. +@canweriotnow technically we make a living cheating at the halting problem :) +RT @NewtonMark: @0xabad1dea If you can’t find a restaurant, at least you won’t have to solve the dining philosophers problem. +Veracode: we can solve the halting problem, but we can't pick a restaurant to meet at +@Packetknife \o/ +@amanicdroid and written in latex +@amanicdroid this is someone who was up for a pwnie :) +@Bitweasil yo. Still at Caesar's. still going strong at palms? +I'm at the kind of party where people hand you a copy of their upcoming research paper +Happy Annual Run Into Your Industry Ex Night ! +And @c7five forgot I don't actually have pink hair +@vogon it didn't make the journey... +I found my cousin. So this is what I would look like if I were a boy +@DrPizza yes waiting on my bag +@Myriachan this is the internet. It happens. Also, they're blocking the guardian at .gov +@comex I'm told "it's a Japan thing." +Seriously READ THIS it is bad very bad http://t.co/RQWxGxLPwM +@vogon that does exactly 0% to placate me +@profoundlypaige @mikermcneil NO +xkeyscore *brags* about not needing "strong selectors" (ie the name of who you're looking for) after they talk so much of protections +RT @vogon: @0xabad1dea those slides are 2008-era, when 20TB of data/day meant a max retention time of 5 days +Xkeyscore, according to slides, sometimes can't keep up with incoming data with 500+ servers. +@cpu @vogon No. If you press too hard on the walls, you will discover it's a hologram +RT @BlackHatEvents: Demand for the #BlackHat Keynote from Gen. Alexander has been so high, we put it on YouTube http://t.co/cdEAdGujmv +@jennifurret wooooooooo +@DrPizza my internet is about to expire and we're not landing for another hour at least T_T, but I will contact you later ~ +@Myriachan yeah they'd have been promoting it differently if it was a new way to break code signing +@xa329 it kinda looks like it might be my name XD +@DrPizza there's barnes-con hosted by @thegrugq and the password nuts are having a party and that's all I've been invited to so far +@xa329 @_defcon_ woohoo look mom I'm famous +@Kufat yeah, Android has failed completely at keeping users patched :/ +@chriseng I ain't touchin' no phone at no def-con +RT @a_greenberg: If you have info about the plot to egg the director of the NSA during his Black Hat talk, contact me at agreenberg@forbes.… +RT @winnersusedrugs: Before you make a joke, ask yourself, am I reinforcing an idea or status quo that makes life harder for other people? +@tumblr Thanks for redirecting me to plaintext when I manually type in https:// . It is very helpful to defeat my attempts at privacy +@DrPizza I am ready to get the !@#$ off this plane but we are still so far away and my internet timer is ticking down +@Kufat if you're still running gingerdead, USB ports are the least of your problems +Use a USB power-only condom when connecting to strange ports... http://t.co/lIzcuDFQaK +@xa329 that's a battery/CPU thing +@vogon no actually, it seems. I was reading some comics and they looked fine. They're typically already gzipped +@vogon pretty sure they are proxying and recoding the image. JPEGs are blurry. +# 362724029892788224 +*gasp* they... they change animated GIFs to only be one frame. This is an assault on our core values +Looks like gogo airplane internet automatically recompresses jpegs loaded over plaintext. I just now visited a plaintext page... +@matthew_d_green @marshray .... we hope +RT @chriseng: Don't assume lower rate of vulnerability reports mean things are getting better. More likely it's publication bias. @attritio… +@ra6bit IDK. My university of 1800 students had 65535 IP addresses. It just kind of happened. +@fuzztester it wasn't but we've been on the plane almost an hour and it hasn't left yet +RT @Packetknife: I wasn't kidding - they ~forgot~ I was a US Citizen. The word "forget" was used by my DSS liaison. This type of stuff is s… +Follow @Packetknife for the perspective of someone "suspicious" +I don't know the travel etiquette: do I get to challenge the guy who brought three carry-ons and took my backpack's spot to mortal kombat +@xkeepah @trap0xf the difference is that's not particularly sexualizing. A few women are into that, but not many. +@blowdart well you did it wrong. Try again +@blowdart some sort of x-bone +@_wirepair that's why you got carded +RT @kwestin: At Blackhat/Defcon not even taxi meters are safe http://t.co/EjHvRg7rSF +RT @LTorcello: @puellavulnerata @AnonPressOffice Given human cognition #NSA meta-data is too broad. Analysts own cog bias will create narra… +@boblord y'all sticking around for the weekend? +In funnier news, I hear Microsoft is thinking about calling a do-over on their product unveil. Great job +@Xaosopher wrong letter. N +@MechMK1 context: NSA at Blackhat +I'd be more inclined to be polite with leaders of an organization if it wasn't engaged in, you know, "being too cute by half" +RT @evacide: I'd be more impressed with crit of #BlackHat heckling if it didn't add up 2 "respect the guy w/ all the power who won't answer… +@puellavulnerata hallo vriendin. Hoe gaat het? Engels is een dom taal. #suspicious +RT @puellavulnerata: #XKeyScore Page 15: to find terrorists, look for anomalous events, like someone using encryption or a foreign language… +Hanging out in an airport is a good time to invent a new system of buffer overflow tracking I guess +RT @moxie: Gen Alexander says that we shouldn't worry about NSA collection because analysts have taken a pledge. Also, they took a class. +RT @vogon: most unexpected thing in the #xkeyscore deck is the way it mentions decrypting VPN traffic as if it's a thing an analyst does be… +RT @KimZetter: Heckler in audience yelled "bullshit" at Gen. Alexander - audience applause +@partytimeHXLNT the look on my face when I found out about tab breaking... +RT @Packetknife: a US Citizen the very day they decided to violate my rights. My DSS liaison suddenly was asking me if I was a Citizen. I w… +RT @Packetknife: Keep telling yourself they get warrants for US Persons (as if that makes it blanket OK for everyone else anyway). They "fo… +I travel rarely enough that the complete pointlessness of the "security" rigmarole still amuses me afresh every time +@DarrenPMeyer I tried to put all the nice plastic cases back on... +@DarrenPMeyer I had no choice, but I do not need them, they are the extras +"Dear TSA, this suitcase is full of wires and circuit boards because science." +RT @chort0: If you have to redefine words in order to answer questions, you're probably lying. +Both these programs operate on a very large scale. We made sure to redact the important part. http://t.co/w5PfGjfRvL +RT @ODNIgov: DNI Clapper Declassifies and Releases Telephone Metadata Collection Documents: http://t.co/Twg8d07FuW +Here you have it. Finally. Documentation about NSA tools to query actual web site transactions http://t.co/wDY6YMXLRy +RT @ggreenwald: REVEALED: NSA tool that collects 'nearly everything a user does on the internet' http://t.co/EIksUzEF5w +@MechMK1 you can't type that on an iPhone lock screen keyboard though :p +RT @vikrum5000: @0xabad1dea iOS7b1 had a bug where slide/swiping to pick an accented character would scroll the view and dismiss the keyboa… +For the record, iOS totally lets you use accented letters in passwords. Yes, it's Impractical Phone Password Week for me +@DrPizza hey can you hang out with @codeferret_ that would tie things together nicely :p +@Irrnick ehhhhum. +@DrPizza whatever Dr. Calendar I’m already asleep +Because why would I want to use an accented vowel in a password? #android http://t.co/Rg8FXtpZac +@DrPizza by tomorrow I mean it is today already here in Boston but not in Vegas I think +@DrPizza tomorrow night +Holy cheese. My android tablet knows about my flight and reservation. This thing is too smart +@mattblaze oh boy I should probably take advantage of not being en route yet and be the only girl with a patched tablet at the ball +@fredowsley your challenge, should you choose to accept it, is to go figure out if @thegrugq has bracelets this year +Things found searching for my bathing suit: AV cables. Priceless jewelry. My other iPhone charger. Last year’s Blackhat badge +The hoop skirt is definitely not cooperating. I was starting to worry too much about random guys harassing me anyway, honestly… +RT @Sci_Phile: Holy s***: Because nerve signals are driven by ion gradients, salty soy sauce can make food with unused ATP do this http://t… +@eevee my IT department would have banned servers if they thought it wouldn’t just make the CS department even more overtly rogue I think… +@amanicdroid it’s my suitcase, and now my husband’s. +DH just realized his backpack is gone so now his stuff is in my suitcase. … there might not be room for the hoop skirt. +@pborenstein yeeeeup +@washiiko unfortunately, there is no Teto doll. +@washiiko ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED? +Improving my slides based on feedback. http://t.co/dbInts2f64 +@vogon I’m pretty sure the text accompanying that screenshot was semi-sarcastic. Obviously it was a bug. +This player-written guide to Daggerfall is complaining that Bethesda still hasn't shipped Morrowind. +# 362352830868226049 +Already knowing that multiple endings shipped broken, my impression is Daggerfall is the buggiest thing to ever succeed. +Reading a guide to Daggerfall: "do not pick this trait for your character because it was never implemented" +RT @ericlaw: @fugueish @chort0 @0xabad1dea I've seen that before; I believe it's caused by registry corruption in the ZoneMap keys. Sorry. +@chvest on the defcon floor? Gods no. I'm not TRYING to generate harassment. +RT @AlSweigart: Browser plugin idea: Appends to your user-agent, "By accepting this HTTP connection, you agree to nullify your terms of ser… +RT @chort0: @JZdziarski @0xabad1dea I assume you're responding to the Google-claim. It's all sites in 64bit IE, cannot add any. +@docsmooth http://t.co/bukJSnElTu +@codinghorror “has entered”? At least half of all geeks are too young to have ever seen Clippy in the wild. +@MechMK1 Vulpix +RT @chort0: Dear Microsoft IE team: F-you very much for this. Artificially blocking your competitor is a dick-move. http://t.co/ZAXf7xe65o +RT @Pinboard: On the plus side, tonight I have a dozen new servers +RT @Pinboard: One thing I won't miss about this colo is how they let me remove servers without checking any ID, and even lend me a cart +@Wanyal I prefer the Bootleg Crystal way of saying it. http://t.co/CNpPRKLtr0 +It will be easy to find me at Defcon. I dress like a Pokemon trainer http://t.co/bqFeuYtfzD +Hey @USAirways you forgot the most frequently asked question of all - WHAT IS THE URL http://t.co/qv0xMRGzBL (first google result!) +@longshanks_ I'm not @natashenka. Mind blowing I know ;) +“22 packages can be updated. 22 updates are security updates.” Guess I should stop putting that off +@RSnake now, I keep Flash as click to play, if only for performance/battery life, no matter how secure it gets :p +@RSnake Java. Flash problems have tapered down quite a bit IMO. +@jruderman Amazed that JavaScript is a language that has semicolons as a token but you can often omit them nilly-willy and it will still run +RT @marshray: #passwords13 conference lays down the rules: no physical fights allowed during the talk "Defining Password Strength" +@jruderman @JSHint @miaubiz amazed that JavaScript is a semicolons but we’ll try to parse without them language… +That’s exactly what the APT would say, @CiscoSecurity … https://t.co/4BnVcEGXxn +Is this what @6 wanted? +RT @ph1: "My house is on fire, but only a bit. Do I really want to call 911? It's expensive." How US healthcare feels to a Brit living here. +RT @arstechnica: Bradley Manning not guilty of “aiding the enemy,” convicted on 19 other counts http://t.co/iXYyDr0jc3 by @cfarivar +RT @MotherJones: BREAKING: Bradley #Manning has been found NOT GUILTY of aiding the enemy, the most serious of the 21 contested charges fac… +@vogon nah I mean I can scroll with my cute little fingers and the page bounces and stuff +You wanna know a secret? I use IE10 on my tablet sometimes, because it actually understands touch. Except when it doesn’t. +RT @corkami: PE102 - a Windows executable format overview http://t.co/geaC6axH4l http://t.co/KAodpVbwW2 (available in poster & booklet) +Internet Explorer is literally bribing people with cupcakes http://t.co/yEvLPlU7fl +@fugueish lol I got like three hundred retweets when I shared that when it was first found. Mongo peeps were hurt we were laughing +TIL that “import *” is its own opcode in python +Here are some slides about things you absolutely should not do in python (first slide is blank, skip forward) http://t.co/X4AbFTEbXM +@EddieCLeonard a few different people on reddit said this indeed would work +@EddieCLeonard they called him, he hung up, he picked up again, they were still on the line, they played a fake boop bleep bloop +@EddieCLeonard this whole thing relies on the quirk with who hangs up first in UK landline phones. +“If you are a religious zealot about git one way or the other… well, there’s only one way, the other way is SVN zealot…” “who?!” #meeting +@DrPizza yeah, and it’s possible to get fairly cool outside at night. +@DrPizza a light sweatshirt or something +@ZackMaril @steveklabnik is it thinner than an iPhone? (Mind you, I have never been t New York and never seen these bikes.) +@EddieCLeonard except he hung up on the people who called him and called the bank himself. He thought. +.@ZackMaril there probably *is* a camera for reviewing after an accident. But that person has a paranoia that makes even me blush :) +@Achifaifa I’m just saying, “it’s the live-streaming panopticon of New York City! Bloomberg Bloomberg” is uh… prooooobably not true. +@jmdeliso also I consider Skyrim’s magic system the funnest by far. I actually can’t play magic in Morrowind… +@jmdeliso I feel like large portions of Oblivion were fairly uninspired. Skyrim recovered a good portion of it. Good environment +@Achifaifa clearly they’re for reviewing footage after an accident. But it feels creepy to point one up at your face without warning. +@TimoHirvonen @ChromiumDev oh thank gods +RT @TimoHirvonen: RT @ChromiumDev: Animated GIF decoding time was sped up 50%: https://t.co/jUKmssqz5i lolcats, Chrome fast. +@ZadowSapherelis @m1sp eeeeeee +This is kind of creepy. But Citi Bike is a privately owned company. It is not “New York.” http://t.co/50RP7mrd8i +@misuzulive which one is that? +At least, the reddit comments said it was a UK landline thing; I barely remember using them, but I don’t recall US phones doing that. +A sophisticated bank fraud scam that relies on quirks of UK landlines http://t.co/ScBMmrFrMW +RT @mattblaze: MIT has released the "Abelson Report" on its involvement with the Aaron Swartz prosecution: http://t.co/FgH1IWogQ0 [pdf] +@nrr aren’t you glad we live in a universe that doesn’t lag and crash when we get too frisky? +@mike_acton someone needs less crunch time +I’m pretty sure at this point you could accuse @briankrebs of anything and his local cops would laugh it off. https://t.co/CK4pqsSZEp +@miaubiz http://t.co/MFwpYikwoY +I can’t be behind UnthreadedJB. However, I *might* be Pinkie Pie and I am definitely Satoshi. Rumors settled. +RT @capotej: programming http://t.co/8hAUv0Xa4e +@i0n1c do you really think I would NOT put pink and sparkles everywhere +@KronicDeth it could probably run the mod but I am running bare. +@Sektor9 I got rid of everything that would not result in hardware losing functionality +@i0n1c yo tree nose you’re only allowed to troll me if you unblock me so it’s a fair fight +@m1sp I only have a Divine Intervention scroll... let me think, that'd probably take me all the way to Castle Ebonheart +But here is my pretty elf. Because Morrowind lets you layer armor and robes http://t.co/RXEzwT87Pr +I’m going to bed, Morrowind, I have work tomorrow. “You can’t rest here enemies are nearby” +@nelhage @nickm_tor @matthew_d_green maybe we need a guide for how to unit test your crypto API usage +@miaubiz yes it is a kind of fruit soda. It is too sweet, I do not like it. However it is extra caffeinated. +@miaubiz … tea? Cola? Mountain Dew? Bawls ? +@chriseng no, no, it’s fine, I’ll survive. I’ll need a way to find y’all when I stumble off the plane… +@attritionorg most kawaii, @0xabad1dea. Most desperate for awards, @0xabad1dea +It’s that time of year when the very dignified @chriseng starts drunk texting +@vogon @nickbreckon @chrisremo *takes notes* +@matthew_d_green this is all perfectly apparent. Why even document it? :) +@raptastics @natashenka they don't get paid until you confirm you received it or the dispute period expires. Good plan I think. +@jmdeliso I would put Skyrim between Morrowind and Oblivion +Guess who forgot that Morrowind ghosts can only be harmed with silver weapons #dead +@natashenka I’m two for two so far +@thegrugq sir yes sir +@WeldPond not on SSDs integrated into a tablet there aren't +"Get a real PC" he said "you can't play games on that thing" he said "the SSD is small and there's only 1 USB port" http://t.co/WKpUJoy3pM +Now to do a battery rundown test of the tablet running Morrowind and see how that compares to a flight from Boston to Vegas +I remembered to get three ounces exactly of lotion to take to Defcon. The TSA can take my dignity but they can’t take my complexion +@eevee welcome to this end of the network. There are hackers, watch your step +@Zookus Duel Masters! It’s time to d d d d DUEL! http://t.co/2gyRaJcZ3V +@hokazenoflames the video card isn’t a gamer’s card but it still plays most things fine if you turn off the extras. +@hokazenoflames well, I didn't cheap out on this tablet. It is an i5 with 4GB ram. It's fairly high end laptop range. +@DrPizza http://t.co/IeSvYlv5Yn +@DrPizza well he kind of did a whole song about DOTA several years ago +RT @TNG_S8: Picard must choose: caulk the Enterprise and float it across a tachyon river, or attempt to ford it. Barclay gets dysentery. +@DrPizza dang it man I don’t have time to learn about the creepings and the sleepings and other words I learned from Basshunter +@pusscat @smallesttiger aww :) we were broke too. I ended up with my mother’s ring +@homakov no idea. But elder scrolls 2 is free and runs in dos box +@DrPizza it often breaks real-world exploits. I added steam.exe and steamservice.exe and they seem to be working fine +@DrPizza do what I’m doing: opt everything into emet +@homakov it’s on steam you know +@homakov I've written fan fiction about my Dunmer character if that's what you're asking... +It's a shame my tablet doesn't quite have the oomph for Skyrim... but Morrowind should run juuuuust fine :) +# 361996393361051648 +@charliesome I've been using tablet computers for many years. First rule is: don't remove anything related to the tablet hardware! D: +I should get out my radio antennas and fool around *thunder rolls* or not +@kevinlange you know why I followed you? Because you claim to be the shadowy force behind the miku telnet host. That's why. +@WeldPond the latter. Because I've never once in my life clicked a link and it was an RTF. Certainly not from browser to wordpad.exe! +Protip for anyone else taking Windows 8 on stage: sidebar -> settings -> notifications -> hide for one hour +I'm fiddling with emet because this is the computer I'll be taking on stage and I know y'all have Steam daemon 0day +Of course that reminds me of my most fun-to-research blog post: the time a vendor app ate ram when I shook the tablet http://t.co/4c9o7b2gcn +@WeldPond Yes. I am saying that is lame. +@hokazenoflames http://t.co/4c9o7b2gcn :) +Oh, some of these *are* signed, they're just missing fields like company name... +@hokazenoflames I trust you saw my article about the debugging utility with a memory leak that Acer left on my tablet? +Almost every process running on my Windows machine is signed. The six that aren't were all preinstalled by Acer. Thx +Oh, that compressed badly. It's the list of processes emet protects by default +Who even gets owned by a wordpad exploit I mean seriously http://t.co/fuYA1uzJYP +@Jonimus so is your favorite color black, or white? There's more black... +@m1sp that quote on tumblr is the most mispyish thing +@Jonimus contrary to popular opinion, that’s not even my favorite color +@JackLScanlan the future +I found the USB hub. It was directly under my chair, tangled up with a USB mouse that is exactly the same color scheme +It's okay everyone... I'm trustworthy http://t.co/yRTWxUhCUo +@almightygod I mean nobody knows it’s a parody :p +@kyhwana that is a good thought. I will check when I can +@MaraWritesStuff @qDot in New England, we have novels. +I keep forgetting my iPad is still set to Dutch, mostly because Tweetbot doesn’t have that language, then I see a button like “snij bij” +@almightygod linking the Daily Currant without a warning isn’t nice, Mr. Godhead. +@jesster_king it’s actually just my gaming hard drive. It has eve and guild wars on it +@m1sp @ibutsu in other words Mispy dearest you are as haplessly hopeless as I am +RT @snipeyhead: Hah. http://t.co/sSX3S98RgY +@m1sp @ibutsu you wear coats when it’s not cold and eat a lot of macaroni and cheese I am positive of this +@Kufat offer not valid until USB hub is in my hand +I will give three dollars to whoever can tell me where I left my USB hub with my flash drive plugged in +@m1sp @ibutsu I kind of envision you curled up under a blanket in front of a laptop in a dark one-room apartment is this accurate y/n +RT @solak: Headed across Long Island Sound on the ferry. Of course I had to snap this pic. http://t.co/RhrIVDRZqt +@snare as opposed to… +@ibutsu @m1sp am I idealizing your behavior Mispy +(She apparently saw the news on TV and inferred, correctly, that everyone in infosec knows everyone.) +My mother just texted me out of the blue to ask if Barnaby Jack was really his name because that is clearly a pirate's name. +This program's sanitize function may be nearly useless... but at least they only used it on about half of all code paths that create files. +@kebesays possibly relevant is that I definitely typed echo "blablabla" > .. just to see what would happen :p +@kebesays nope; it's a folder on my local system that I just made. +Ya know how Terminal.app shows cutesy icons for what kind of folder you're in? Okay, what did I break? http://t.co/9aUWf9uIvX +@arlieth I mean the code underneath. If they're also doing the visual design, that's PROBABLY two mistakes. :) +PSA: if you are letting your research scientists write your web interface, you have made a terrible mistake +@nudehaberdasher "bluh bluh bluh it's a Roman numeral ten" - Apple designers +Support ticket: urgent high: need new flaw validity setting. "Valid as HELL" +This kid totally blew his chance for an amazing final line of the article http://t.co/eY6KtuA4Fb +@ra6bit @dildog it’s ok. HR doesn’t have twitter +@dildog check the internal humor list for a screencap… it’s not a security bug it’s just hilarious +I should renegotiate my contract to state I can submit any customer code that makes me laugh until I cry to DailyWTF +string sanitize(string path) { return path.replace(”/”,””);} Yep that’ll do it. You’re safe. I can’t hack this. Just don’t- oops too late +Everyone else is already in Vegas, it seems. See you Wednesday night… +@kevinlange I don’t care what Apple says. “OS Ten 10.8” or whatever sounds dumb. +@hypermice they have been since about 2002 or so +@hypermice @kll @nudehaberdasher apparently the “official” way is “oh es ten” +@kll @nudehaberdasher oh es ECKSSSSSSSS +Also @nudehaberdasher pronounces OSX the same way I do so I award one (1) abadpoint +Dr. @0xcharlie and @nudehaberdasher on real TV! http://t.co/33BKzBcUWV +http://t.co/gC4MRtGMZx “A couple weeks ago I discovered a way to gain arbitrary shellcode execution via PowerShell (on RT)” +@chibitech (I guess I was closer to blonde then.) +@chibitech when I was about 13, my father’s exact words were: “If you go to Japan, they will all say, you are Sailor Moon! We love you!” +@chibitech I’m kind of scared to go to Japan now. Would my obvious foreignness discourage them or encourage them? :/ +@Foolishoverlord on the wall… the picture was not taken straight on to the mirror +Here is a moth on a mirror for you. I’m sad this was the closest the camera could focus http://t.co/2VlhG47fbq +RT @TiloJung: "The sudden reconsideration of post-Sept. 11 counterterrorism policy has taken much of Washington by surprise." Thanks, Edwa… +@thegrugq hey I learned a Thai insult http://t.co/UtFLw5j6vj +wow this article about paleontology sure has a lot of comments *third comment raises question about possibility of time travel* oh nvm +@hypermice (really what I was getting at is that I sound like a teen but I’m an adult and I already have my degree) +RT @Shit_MSDN_Says: Unsafe code is less secure than safe alternatives. +@_wirepair wow @thegrugq looks so young and boyish +@hypermice no it makes you 18 +@thegrugq it's dated 1517 how can you not tell this is pre-Elizabethan +No matter how bad your day is going... http://t.co/IuUmLXQgwC +@thegrugq @marshray pretty sure this trick still works on FBI +RT @harper: @0xabad1dea "dear nsa" is a fun twitter search +@marshray @thegrugq like my daddy always said, look for the ones with the class rings +@m1sp I read in EXCRUCIATING GORY DETAIL how to treat arrow wounds today. D: +Dear NSA I am googling how much different kinds of wounds bleed for a novel not for covering up those murders I didn't do thx +Word count 76,131 #livetweetingmynovel +@nrr I’m kind of you know talking and stuff +@nrr o/ +RT @natashenka: I need a name for my 6502 assembler for Tamagotchi. Please submit your best puns +@loli_vampire @washiiko dude how is she supposed to clean in that do you know what it feels like to get dust in there +RT @arstechnica: Why YouTube buffers: The secret deals that make—and break—online video http://t.co/pelULf0VPS by @JBrodkin +@m1sp !!Atomic Laser!! +@peacefinder he says "it doesn't count as incest when you're different species" +DH: "Aragorn, relax, those orcs are all level 1. Just use Greater Cleave" +@m1sp details, details +Think I just blew DH's mind by mentioning that Elrond is half-elven and his brother chose mortal during his "mortality suxx" speech to Arwen +@washiiko I'm saying he's going to actually buy everything for PC anyway and the PS4 will cry. +"I can't wait to get a PS4 so I can actually buy all the games for PC" - paraphrase of my husband +@singawhore @sophiaphotos 80s apparently +@CyberSquirrel1 why is it ALWAYS Virginia +RT @netik: Nice SSL man in the middle attempt, SFO. http://t.co/VGKdy8HiMl +# 361633584752230400 +RT @sophiaphotos: Trans* folks turned away from ER and told to see a vet. http://t.co/hP4zK5OEbr http://t.co/U9s8u1J3rq +I fully endorse @Hakin9 for their pwnie nomination. They really deserve it. +@meangrape that was kind of part of my broader implication to begin with. +@SpireSec @monsterlemon no, I called them stupid dummies I am pretty sure :) +@ScratchFreedom "normal" in quotes. +@SpireSec @monsterlemon there you go mis-ascribing things to me again :) I believe in both freedom of research and pressuring vendors to fix +The psych[iatrists|ologists] all started from the flawed premise that I wanted to be "normal." Oh hell no. +@SpireSec @monsterlemon in particular, the research that prompted this was not paid for by Volkswagen. They have no right to silence it +@SpireSec @monsterlemon my opinion that full disclosure is A Very Good Thing remains firmly in place, I assure you. +@thegrugq @homakov actually I just live in a liberal commie outpost called Massachusetts +@IRStrutt by ordinary locks I mean pretty much everything you're likely to see in the real world short of treasury vaults. +@homakov it's just a neighborhood very near clusters of tech companies. Rent is a bit high but not absurdly high. +@SpireSec @monsterlemon so this whole thing was you assuming I'm completely colorblind to nuances? :\ +@SpireSec @monsterlemon maybe my philosophy is not a black and white 100% immutable absolutionist little thing :) +@IRStrutt I *have* a deadbolt. So? +.@homakov You're wrong. My neighborhood has as many Indians, Africans, and Asians in it as white folk. If not, added together, more. +@SpireSec @monsterlemon you don't understand the difference between being paid to do a review and choosing what to do with own research? +The psychiatrists I've met were all useless at dealing with someone who was never neurotypical to begin with. They lack imagination. +@SpireSec @monsterlemon how many times do I have to repeat in this conversation that oh guess what the world is still imperfect +@SpireSec @monsterlemon they're idiots who won't take advise they not only asked for but PAID for? That's stupidity beyond my reach to cure. +@SpireSec @monsterlemon and then OH MY GODS YOU ARE SETTING A POST VARIABLE AS A COMMAND TO RUN AS ROOT ON YOUR DB AAAUUUGH +@SpireSec @monsterlemon we rank things by ease of exploitation and severity of impact. It's up front that most findings are fairly minor. +@elad3 yes, and the psychiatrists failed from top to bottom to really understand at all what I do +Now, I live in what you call a Nice Neighborhood, and that itself is a stronger mitigation than the actual locks. +@SpireSec @monsterlemon (many of our customers come to us AFTER they were publicly owned.) +@SpireSec @monsterlemon not 100% of the time. Sometimes we get in shouting matches with them about it. But usually. +@SpireSec @monsterlemon it turns out our customers actually fix the flaws, because they came to us because they WANTED to fix them. +The psychiatrists actually made a big deal about me worrying about stuff being broken into, as if it were irrational. +@SpireSec @monsterlemon My employer discloses everything found to the entity that paid for the review. My personal stuff is full disclose +@SpireSec @monsterlemon I don't know why you'd think I'd think everything is ever fixed. Being vigilant is my *job.* +@SpireSec @monsterlemon World Is Flawed - Perfect Security Not Measurable - Reel At Eleven +@SpireSec @monsterlemon stuff don't get fixed until it's disclosed because vendors are cheap. Disclose, disclose, disclose. +@thegrugq thank you doctor buddha +@SpireSec @monsterlemon "Known" vulns can be fixed. "Unknown" vulns can be exploited without detection. +I have a constant anxiety about my house and car being broken into because I know how !@#$ useless ordinary locks are. No peace of mind :( +@SpireSec @monsterlemon but my tolerance for known and unpatched flaws is effectively 0%. +@SpireSec @monsterlemon and who said there is no threshold of tolerances? +@SpireSec @monsterlemon but indeed, no software system yet devised by the minds of mortals has proven unquestionably secure. +@SpireSec @monsterlemon I said "it can't be secure if there are known vulns (that are not fixed)" +@SpireSec @monsterlemon yes that is definitely my position. That is all the nuances precisely +@LJonhny don't worry, she's not likable at all 8) +@LJonhny oh yeah. +Why doesn't this giant, page-long hyperlink go anywhere?! http://t.co/8QnKKBa8O6 #geocitiesproblems +@willbradley it's actually an ajax form that clears itself... before it gets the OK response. +@s0bercom it... it *is* black +@thegrugq no, it's when I stopped feeling suicidal over being bi, among other things... +There is a phone - like, the kind with a wire coming out of it - sitting in its dock on top of my back patio's fence. Am I being lured out?! +RT @sergeybratus: @0xabad1dea It so happens that the "worldview change" token reloads eventually, although not in the same room :) +@testbeta .... wat +I already spent my one "radical worldview change" token in college. I'm officially Old(tm) and set in my ways now. +I know I come across as about 16 on Twitter. I'm irresponsible as heck but I actually already took Philosophy 101 about seven years ago +@CliffsEsport I believe in leadership earned through respect and trust, not in Rugged <s>Individualism</s> Selfish Jerkism :< +@CliffsEsport wow. THAT was uncalled for. :( +@CliffsEsport I'm saying I don't agree that "to oppose something is to maintain it." I'm just being snarky. I can't turn that off. +@CliffsEsport I, too, base all my philosophy on fantasy novels (it's true. I just also happen to write the fantasy novels I base it off of) +@CliffsEsport I'm pretty sure I don't have any 6th grade art teachers to oppose at the moment +@CliffsEsport no actually, my childhood access to fantasy novels was fairly restricted. +@CliffsEsport I sincerely regret my past willingness to submit to arbitrary authority. +@CliffsEsport oh, if I had known what I know now, I would have turned a lot more things in late or incomplete, instead of being an angel. +@CliffsEsport I think I am old enough, smart enough, and SUCCESSFUL enough to say no, she didn't teach me anything. +@CliffsEsport she completely ruined something I had worked very hard on and was proud of, solely out of spite. Could have written on back +@CliffsEsport I already *knew* it wasn't supposed to be late. She taught me nothing save contempt for arbitrary judgment. +@soulmech @vogon I feel like you two should probably meet each other +I will never forgive the 6th grade teacher who wrote "D" in red ink on the FRONT of my art project because it was late. Hateful witch. +@netmork Yes. There are two extra syllables because uhhh, it's translated from the original Japanese and that was the best I could do ;) +Compose carefully Submit with trepidation Internal server error. +@m1sp I'm starting to like Tamal. I'm a horrible person, developing characters just so I can murder them in book 2. +@ra6bit on my honor I will not be drunk +RT @bascule: 1984 was "We're at war with Oceania. We've always been..." 2013 is "We can't tell you who we're at war with, that's classified… +@willbradley a pterodactyl may or may not be involved I can make no guarantees +@m1sp people who reblog sad things get hugged +@WhiteMageSlave he's doing it ALL WRONG you see +@WhiteMageSlave did you read the new part where Chakori chews Barsamin out for not falling into her trap like he was SUPPOSED to +@WhiteMageSlave lol I guess you really like the Alks +@WhiteMageSlave all my IRL laughs this is perfect +@inferno232 hmm, that's just crazy enough to work http://t.co/H1T5jzyYhq +I'm gonna take a screenshot. Oh, there's a smudge on the screen, lemme clean that off fir.... wait. +@0x00string no he is the wife. Definitely +@0x00string I already did that... the door doesn't shut... +@0x00string husband says I'm not allowed to get any babies until I learn to keep my room clean +@0x00string now I just need to get some children... +@Raxphiel but you know when it's 100% finished you HAVE to read it, no excuses. I started working on this back in college... +@0x00string I have OPINIONS about SOFTWARE. +@0x00string my children will grow strong feasting on the flesh of software that has displeased me +@0x00string I WILL WEAR GOOGLE DRIVE'S SPINE AS A NECKLACE. MY CHILDREN SHALL DRINK FROM ITS SKULL +@Raxphiel I can't make heads or tails of the Chinese one honestly... +@Raxphiel Also I own a copy of the first book in seventeen different languages so... +@Raxphiel daaaaang dude. Never too late to start. But the first two books are written to a low reading level, unfortunately. +@Raxphiel did you finish the first Harry Potter book? It is currently a little shorter than that :p +@Raxphiel HEY WANT TO READ MY ALMOST-DONE NOVEL +@Raxphiel I AM AN ARTIST SIR +My mother is going to disown me over this novel. I killed off a main character...'s horse. +@m1sp chapter 19, in which Tsovinar shouts at a horse and is angry it has the audacity to ignore her +It's a shame how insensitive Twitter's follow suggestions are to context. Yes Twitter I know all my friends are talking about him. He died. +@m1sp <3 +@joshrossi in any case, I do not believe there is an official google drive Linux client. +@joshrossi if my trouble keeping things in a consistent state doesn't warn you off that, WHAT WILL? +@JeffCurless it's actually a mess of python and obj-c glue running *on my system* :( +@BenBrocka it's the same file!!! the exact same file +wtf is this google drive do you think this is some kind of GAME you can't just rename my file to have a "(1)" in it http://t.co/1I6JsKcR5b +Oh good I got the document synced. Good thing it also synced the open-for-editing lock file and hasn't resynced that it's not locked anymore +(The chapter is not lost; it'd be backed up on the other computer; but I was kinda hoping to WORK ON IT maybe) #UIRage +"Sync complete!" Google Drive you filthy liar I am going to strangle you there is an entire chapter missing from this project file you litt- +@ArranDStewart just garageband actually, with some good soundfonts. +# 361269666569654272 +RT @alex_gaynor: OH: “I’m not entirely sure our org-chart is acyclic” +I wrote an orchestra piece very quickly, and I have no idea what I'm doing. https://t.co/5JCX4d6Jnm +@ra6bit pretty sure my hat has sequins or something +Just so we're clear, everyone: I am kinda a fan of dropping full disclosure bombs on commercial vendors. NSA: that is a metaphor kthx. +@SpireSec do you really think I just crawled out of the woods and never heard the disclosure debate before +@SpireSec ........... yeah I haven't spent the last eight years thinking about this or anything +@SpireSec no offense but you're not even making sense to me anymore. It can't be secure if known vulns aren't fixed. +@SpireSec it's objectively *fixed* when the exploit don't work no more. That doesn't mean objectively secure. +@SpireSec the customers already HAVE breakable locks. Criminals already HAVE private research going on. +@SpireSec time and time and time again stuff doesn't get FIXED until vendors have their nose rubbed in it by angry customers +@SpireSec you're probably thinking of the law against inciting riots. The whole point of that analogy is FALSELY shouting fire. +@pborenstein he's actually always like this, I'm just indulging him because he has an ouchie. +@chriseng yeah, but it costs a third as much as the chicken we had delivered last night :p +Went to McDonalds to source more chicken for DH. It's full of children openly weeping because the ice cream machine is broken +@seanmckaybeck http://t.co/8bKMeXc9Xm +A court ordering researchers not to disclose flaws sends the message “we will protect car manufacturers from having to own up to mistakes” +@wolffhechel @savagejen @aantonop ter’rist AND puppy-kicker +@savagejen @aantonop Prosecutors: “ZOMG Apple is shipping hacking tools to our teens” +RT @savagejen: It's not possible to anticipate whether any particular person or unknown algorithm will find you suspicious based on data st… +RT @savagejen: The problem with trying to anticipate what other people spying on you must think of you is that everyone will have a differe… +@MrToph I’ll hate you forever +RT @asintsov: And yeah.. because of this hotfix I got shell on Sony and Apple services. Have sent reports to them - so now they are secured… +RT @asintsov: Why all hotfixes for Struts2 redirect: issue limited to GET? It's also works via POST. Please be careful and re-check your wo… +@Paucis__Verbis dang +I had a dream about a VN game where the heroine must convince Father Time to willingly become young again. Thought of @HanakoGames … +RT @__apf__: this train's internet wants to MITM me to censor image content (shown in safari since chrome silently blocks) http://t.co/bTdS… +@realscientists I wrote a story about that in 8th grade… specifically about the one girl who couldn’t fly in such a situation @JackLScanlan +RT @dangillmor: Think twice before buying a car from Volkswagen, which got UK court to gag researchers who found bad security flaw http://t… +RT @Dinnerbone: Holy crap. XKCD: "Time" finally ended. A comic that has been going on for 4 months, frames were released every hour. http:/… +RT @smartwatermelon: @_minego @climagic there was a tip awhile ago “alias ffs=sudo” # when you get a sudo privs required, type “ffs !!” +@Myriachan no it's just SOUND FONTS +*clicks through installer* yes yes yes augh why is my mac rebooting ack ptth choke spittle RAGE +@thegrugq @homakov at least porn is legal here +@homakov @thegrugq color me completely unsurprised +@thegrugq @homakov no pretty sure it's all rails these days I hear it's pretty easy to get right though +@thegrugq @homakov waiting for Egor to go broke on USA prices +@Taiki__San all of those colors are 3000% better than Nokia Yellow +RT @SecBarbie: BLOG: SecBarbie Backup Buddies - My way to help ensure positive experiences at #BlackHat #DEFCON http://t.co/5OwtpmtcYV +# 360902332457811969 +@thegrugq I guess you're into taxi traffic BDSM or something +@thegrugq why dud you ever move there anyway +@thegrugq do you know what it's like to go to the doctor and some 60yo nurse leans over and coos "oooh you got good veins" +Oi @GooglePlay good job putting the flash widget for music preview UNDER layers of HTML junk so it's not compatible with flashblock reenable +@drwilco I'd go the conferences in Amsterdam instead of saying they're not cool :p +@SamusAranX I'm so sorry about your father. +“You can’t scare people skinny” http://t.co/mmjkAPsItU +@M0zilla but I will think less of every human being who willingly adorns their body with that deadly yellow +@kivikakk \o/ +Nokia: “Apple only sells boring black and white phones. We decided to innovate by selling SEARING YELLOW that will melt your eyeballs” +@melaniepinola @howtogeek it’s like how single people watch strip tease stuff and be like “yeah… if only I had that in person” and sigh +RT @BoingBoing: UK censorwall will also block "terrorist content," "violence," "circumvention tools," "forums," and more. http://t.co/BdLC… +@DrPizza a user mode process should never be able to misbehave so badly that Windows itself bails D: +@DrPizza whuuuuaaat +@Casiusss all right young man I will DM it to you but you had best not leak it or there will be Consequences(tm) +@comex check your DM inbox in about one minute +@comex it's *almost finished* +@comex my novel of course. The one that isn't about Adelie and Sammers but is still good I think :p +@jesster_king Harlem, NY is named for Haarlem, Netherlands. +I got my husband exactly forty pieces of chi— 39. Hey these are pretty good. 38… +@jesster_king no, you’re thinking of Harlem. Totally different. +RT @cpedraza: These 90-year-old headlines about radio could be about the internet today http://t.co/9nFaC8AVGQ +RT @Viss: This is probably the best picture I have of @barnaby_jack - from his 'I made an ATM shoot money' talk http://t.co/qiu2bBk0K7 +A kid in Haarlem is complaining to me about how all the COOL hacker conventions are in the USA. Dude, if *I* lived by Amsterdam... +I noticed the blue veins in my arm are really vivid today and now I am grossed out by the grossness that is the human experience +@solak @c0ntr0llerface I'm envisioning whole, unbroken eggs somehow wrapped around cheese +@GWakaMurray dominos. They do, in fact, sell it by the 40. +My husband came back from the clinic, collapsed in a painkiller-induced haze, and demanded that I order "like forty pieces of chicken" +@docsmooth @Viss (we're all hot by virtue of being hackers, there is no "not") +@docsmooth @Viss Hacker Hot or Hotter +@blowdart @Viss what part of "without even trying" made you think I even know how to use a curling iron +.@Viss but which one of us has the cuter hacker curls ?! +@Viss sure my hair is frizzy but I also get these ringlets without even trying http://t.co/cggFBhUfAP +@testbeta @SoundCloud I'm blocking Flash 100% on purpose, I assure you. Always have been. +@garrettreid not at all. But my other cousins would be the villain if it were a movie ;) +Don't worry, he's the cool cousin, the one with the rocket science and stuff +@tangenteroja @nelhage it's a sibling thing! +@tangenteroja @nelhage it's okay, the Americans have an infinite blank check for making fun of the British. They feel likewise. +@tangenteroja @nelhage the difference being.... +@katzmandu he is not baby, at least I assume, haven't seen him in a few years but I am guessing he got bigger +I'm apparently bringing my younger cousin with me to Defcon. This sounds like the setup for some sort of comedy movie +Surreptitiously opting in @MrToph to the Veracode BHDC chat-by-SMS group. Whether or not he's coming. +Yo @SoundCloud what gives everything was working fine without flash like two days ago http://t.co/Ac7yUIfXIQ +@nelhage however my husband adores it. And tells me of convoluted plot twists I think are severely contrived. :p +@nelhage (I have no idea if the author is actually British or just emulating them, but I can't stand it) +@nelhage yes, I read the first several chapters, but it has that dry British style I can't stand. +RT @clerian: @0xabad1dea Well, you should. It's not coincidence that the Ministry of Magic was compromised so easily. +This is the sort of thing I worry about all day. Operational security of wizards and witches. +Even if we suppose that wizards know nothing of muggle literature, Voldemort still went to a muggle school at some point. He's not ign'rant. +@pusscat yes but within that constraint I think REMUS was a poor choice +also the Harry Potter characters have TERRIBLE opsec. "We need a code name for Remus. lolol I know let's call him Romulus" "brilliant" +@clerian no, I am blaming his parents! Totally different +"you know maybe if his parents hadn't named him Remus Lupin he wouldn't have been so likely to be bitten by a werewolf" +@Md1986ok oh my gods don't tell @hypermice +@tapbot_paul he was just enough of a magnificent bastard that everyone gives pause to consider. +@tapbot_paul his family hasn't said what the cause of death is, they seem to be a bit overwhelmed +@m1sp someone claimed it was unintentional but they couldn't say how they knew; that's all. +@m1sp mispy dear I has a sad +Meeting him was on my list of things to accomplish this year :( +RT @chriseng: Confirmed by @treyford that Barns' session room will be open for friends to gather. #bh2013 +RT @dakami: Some can rage. Some can hack. Some can talk. Few did it all. To @barnaby_jack, you magnificent bastard. What the hell. +Oh no. @barnaby_jack. Is it true? :( +A perfect match! http://t.co/gr7z09JYw6 +@captcarl13 pretty much +@CyborgCode I *am* smiling! I just apparently have a small smile. +I am Difficult To Photograph. http://t.co/WoqC6d1MnF +@Raxphiel your avatar is actually looking pretty good +@amanicdroid @0x17h wow I’ve been so wrong about myself all these years! +TheMostBritishPictureEverTaken.jpg http://t.co/fmiAaa9qJH +@thegrugq I'M AN ADUUUUUULT +Yes the identical-looking links do actually go to two different places, at least. +I can think of a trivial optimization that will reduce the size of this message by 50%. Hit me up for details, Google http://t.co/gsrzYg9TTI +@thegrugq when I make you read the final manuscript you're going to be really surprised when it doesn't actually sound like that huh. +@odexcide they got the "concise" part down +RT @odexcide: @0xabad1dea Is this clear and concise? http://t.co/RzDlL0dMef +Swear to gods my first thought was "hey they forgot to cross the 't' in 'smite'" http://t.co/aLUC3286mq +(It’s not updating from the disc; tis an old disc. Nintendo is just abysmal at clear and concise UI messaging.) +@Myriachan Nintendo is just Really Bad At Interfaces. +@Myriachan it definitely didn’t come from the disc, I’ve used it a hun’red times afore. +@Myriachan the power bit makes sense, I just don’t know why it would need the game disc to stay put to do a system update. +“Do not turn off the power or remove the disc during update” Why? Are you re-burning the disc?! +Wii-U more like Wii-Make-U-Wait #amirite +@vogon you know what else Nazis used thousands of gallons of? Dihydrogen monoxide. +@0x17h that crazy you won’t stop retweeting seems to have already blocked me before I ever heard of them. How did I get so lucky :) +@jennifurret on the other hand, saying “God will judge them” is a great way to get anti-gay-marriage people to calm down +RT @charlie_savage: Creepy having armed MPs in camo patrolling behind each row of reporters & looking over shoulders as we take notes on Ma… +@ternus that, I can safely say, is *cheating* +That was a joke I am not actually that arrogant only very very close. Best infosec account is @thegrugq according to today’s zodiac. +RT @dangoodin001: “NASDAQ is owned.” Five men charged in largest financial hack ever http://t.co/R5ySgGex7T +It’s a good thing none of you nominated me for best twitter pwnie, because my flight would be landing in Vegas right as I win it. +@m0nk_dot @tqbf @nickdepetrillo way ahead of you, I don’t even have a license +# 360549079001997316 +RT @jeremiahg: RT @vegasnewsnow: BREAKING NEWS: Computers Down at McCarran Airport http://t.co/PEEnFHTyk3 #vegas < party is getting started… +@focalintent happy birthday 🎉 +RT @MammonMachine: Teens still share malts right #piracy #dads #teens http://t.co/svDUFKN5dV +@themarkcaudill I'm sooooo close to being done, and then having some edit fests, of course. +@Fengxii yes ~ +Novel word count: 71,965. Where was this productivity my whole life? +@imgur I can't repro now either! It was definitely more than ten seconds - a few hours actually - I happened to notice it didn't stick. +@imgur and no extensions that should be interacting with the page in any way that I know of. +@imgur Chrome, up to date, OSX +@imgur this is the particular page I was trying to favorite. http://t.co/JZQ6sJKfxs +@imgur no, I manually checked that it was not in my favorites page. Tried a few times. It only appeared after I did upvote and then fav. +@imgur hello I have a bug. I clicked favorite and it wouldn't "stick" after a refresh until I upvoted first, THEN favorited. +@Forkk13 um, no, I will not cry you a river, that's the point, I'm celebrating your misery +@ErickStaal sufferrrrrrrr :D +@waruikoohii and they'd be flippin' out because they didn't have symptoms of anything in particular and didn't know what was wrong +@waruikoohii I went to uni in the mountains, where it did this all the time, and every year a bunch of students got sick +I'll have you know it's currently 61 F / 16 C in Boston. How is your July? +@m1sp @WhiteMageSlave 70,451 +Humm.... guess I found a good reference for male musculature next time I try to draw something! http://t.co/JZQ6sJKfxs +@aeleruil I'm pretty sure it does correlation of sets of people who view certain pages. It suggests to me classmates + random Asian kids. +The simplest tricks can be pretty neat http://t.co/TpG4hBRcWz +"Today's comic is an allegory for the War of 1812." http://t.co/fLWrCV0Yk2 +@leighhollowell uh wow… breach of contract… +@blowdart it’s very basic. But I’m followed by a lot of beginners. +RT @thezeist: How HTTPS Secures Connections: What Every Web Dev Should Know http://t.co/S2Em9POvvl +@WhiteMageSlave … +@aeleruil it did the same to me. You know those Facebook like buttons on random webpages ? +@ZadowSapherelis @m1sp maybe like your avatar, but less sketchy? I need to scare up what passes for my character art to show you the chars +@ZadowSapherelis @m1sp I'm in 'merica though. Do you take paypal or whatever +@ZadowSapherelis @m1sp I'm almost done with my novel and I need a cover that portrays four teenage fantasy characters +@jruderman yes, but sloppiness in final human-readable output is more likely in some environments than others :) +@jruderman I bet you a dollar the common factor is Javascript +Wiki walk: start with looking up verb conjugation table. End at color variations of Shetland sheep. +@rantyben @thegrugq you're not hiking around the world on a whim to see my dress Mr. Ben? Lame in the utmost +@thegrugq @rantyben then I shall be sure to arrive by 8:59. +@rantyben @thegrugq or I could just trust that y'all will still be there when I get there at like nine +@m1sp @WhiteMageSlave super high school level passive aggression http://t.co/rLJ7Kq7aw7 +I better not be billed for that extra quintillionth of a megabit http://t.co/8JFv5WbVLy +@thegrugq is it in the Palms by any chance? That will make things easier for me... +Will my mother believe me that for the second year in a row I already have plane tickets to Vegas the week she'll be in town? (I do.) +@thegrugq okay. I just realized I will actually land in Vegas DURING the pwnies. After I said I would make it this year. *sigh* +@thegrugq hang on I just realized... what night is barcon? +@eevee the latter +RT @EFFLive: Amash amendment that would curtail NSA surveillance loses in a very close vote 205-217. +RT @wilw: Remember: when you sext with anyone, you’re also sexting with the entire NSA. #SextResponsibly +RT @EFFLive: Rep. Poe now saying the NSA phone records program is akin to a general warrant, which caused the US Fathers rebelled against t… +RT @EFFLive: Rep. Lofgren: The executive branch's report on the Patriot Act Sec. 215 this year was *eight sentences.* Congress is not getti… +RT @xor: Does Bachmann really think the phonebook has more information about us than the NSA? Wouldn't it be cheaper to just send them phon… +# 360126159528263681 +“If you can write assembly by hand better than a compiler, please contribute to the compiler” https://t.co/rgrdIA6Q0F +@m1sp look who's getting married! http://t.co/1Y9EIUGdr6 +@m1sp I do! But they’re at home and I’m at work T_T +@m1sp halp I am falling asleep at my desk +RT @savagejen: All my letters to Jeremy get to him, but only some to Weev. Jeremy's responses are untampered, while Weev's are steamed open… +@0x17h … +RT @Viss: holy shit! Adventure Time level truth! http://t.co/hKvkaX6k1b (h/t @missbadexample) +@marsroverdriver it is the opinion of Real Programmers that Real Programmers take notes with paper. +"Finish your severely oversized plate the restaurant gave you, because children are starving in Africa" "why is my child overweight" +RT @0x00string: @0xabad1dea that's why hackers wear ski masks! +Someone *may* have just taken a picture of me over webcam messing with their unlocked workstation. Not sure if I ducked in time. +@fredowsley smooth +This just in: floating point is satanic http://t.co/gBmRjYoj7z +“the C/C++ standards don’t actually mandate IEEE floating-point math.” Somewhere, an engineer shivers. +@0xcharlie sure, that too, I’m just saying, “ooh you need local first, wah wah” is a weak excuse on their part +Car manufacturer writes off car hacking via physical access as no big deal, because cars are never left unattended overnight. @0xcharlie +RT @0xcharlie: News article about me and @nudehaberdasher 's defcon talk http://t.co/uNERqKbXXB with amusing videos. +Aw yeah I found a good pencil that wasn't entirely out of lead. That's like Christmas. I made character art http://t.co/fEIyePh2T1 +@m1sp D: +@0x6D6172696F whuh? +RT @sergeybratus: A great summation of the non-constitutional nature of the current US executive branch surveillance, by @maradydd: http://… +@Packetknife it got a copy of my manuscript. +RT @0x00string: Feelin kinda bad about how many people keep RTing my erroneous tweet about what carrier tech support told me earlier. #SIM +@Packetknife you know I only say that to geezers I like +@Packetknife geez old man don’t give me a heart attack I thought the vans were coming for me +@Packetknife genuinely not sure if sarcastic or serious +@nelhage in this case it’s someone I suspect I have serious ideological differences with +That awkward moment when you try to retweet a peer and they’ve pre-emptively blocked your account from interaction. Wonder what I said… +@jennifurret I don’t care, raised both north and south. I consider it a “homeowner classism” thing, really. +@jgeorge 'm too tired. =.= +@hexadigital it's actually a trick to reduce unsolvable support calls when the user blames the last thing they installed for unrelated junk +@deathtolamo @ioerror well see I kind of don't want to get to Vegas to find my costume is gone because it was declared a terr'rist +@m1sp @ZadowSapherelis is your sister for hire for the arting of the arts +@Neostrategos no, that's what the denim jacket and biker's hat are for. +@Neostrategos to a certain villainous convocation in the city of sin, and maybe also this Friday +Anticipated mode of failure: TSA searches my luggage. Folded hoop skirt springs out. They think they’re under attack +@vogon that was an actual question you favoriting bandit +@sneakin I can’t fit in my computer desk +@_yossi_ yes, it’s bendy enough +I got my hoop skirt. It swooshes around in the most amazing way and is the least practical thing I’ve ever worn. +@vogon *leans in reeeaaaaaaaal close* hey kid wanna see a maaaaaanuscript +@vogon nuh-uh +Re: “don’t blindly trust vulnerability data”: some otherwise responsible companies just silently patch stuff like it ain’t no thang +RT @OSVDB: Black Hat: Don't Blindly Trust Vulnerability Data - http://t.co/S3slqZAKne +RT @0x00string: Talked to carrier: if last two digits on #SIM card serial are <25, your card uses 56 bit DES, and you're vulnerable. +# 359814678010011650 +@m1sp of course the kicker is that @ternus called me on Katarosi looking too much like me... +@m1sp "Everyone liked Houri better than Katarosi, especially the reade<backspace><backspace>" +Still haven't found out who left a Nickelback CD on my desk. Maybe I should check if it has leaked NSA documents on it. They'd never find it +I found Satoshi http://t.co/1yHt6WFhPT +There's no way I ever could have written "she laughed allowed." OSX autocorrect is sabotaging me. +@m1sp <3 <3 +@m1sp ps. not really +@m1sp I found two typos in chapter 17! You're fired ;( +@craftstudiodev even better is when the beginning programmers don't realize why this is a problem and willfully imitate it in production +"This sample code has no error checking for brevity" is the root cause of all bugs. +@vogon No official example. Community-contributed example has "no error checking for brevity" +.@vogon I'm not. I never **use** 95%+ of the functions I have to look up +Should I contemplate the finer points of this documentation or just go ahead and start self-flagellating http://t.co/eK38Z6jXVY +@m1sp fantasy economics! http://t.co/EFXSkX0V4z +@maxtch of course the real solution is RAM IS NOT THIS EXPENSIVE, APPLE! +@maxtch I’d want its suspension routine called so it dumps essential state and then give it a mercy death, yeah… +@maxtch not really. It becomes completely useless and I have to kill it manually… +It’s kind of cute how iOS realizes it’s out of memory and will just render giant gray squares on web views as if I won’t notice +RT @stevesilberman: Do not miss this lovely piece: What it's like to lack a sense of smell. http://t.co/H7LlUh04Wh +RT @AvoidComments: I once showed a comments section to a man in Reno, just to watch him cry. +@Packetknife more evidence for my theory that the children of infosec workers are the true APT +@Neostrategos I also have more followers than 4/5 of them, but I talk too much about anime ;) +@zedshaw you know, it was just magically there when I realized I needed it, and I didn’t ask questions. +@realscientists @JackLScanlan one day you wake up stare at the ceiling and go “whoa hang on I am actually legit now” +@zedshaw easy_install pip, obviously! Or just easy_install what you actually needed… +@0x17h oppressor power ! Hoo rah! +I can only begin to imagine why this is in my cube. Since @MrToph isn't here, @fredowsley is guilty by default http://t.co/4KLlYkCRzS +@horse_eatbooks it's salty *ba-dum-pssh* +@m1sp by birth I mean first +@m1sp that’s a good thought. I think I will write it off as the difference between birth language and otherwise +From my tenth grade class notes: "scientific notation - gzip for math" +@chriseng oh boy +Now the contemptible desk has gone and eaten my four-way USB hub. +@tapbot_paul … :| +@ktneely "noise floor" +Tomorrow I am giving a practice round of my Defcon talk to my Lovely Coworkers… no leaking footage, @Neostrategos +@addizins @wilkieii heck yes. +@JGKD705 no, they replaced all of them, so they’re as good as they were until they get popped again. +RT @nobodyrobot: do u guys know why it's turnips in animal crossing. it's because the word for "turnip" and "stock" are homophones in japan… +@thegrugq @WeldPond btw you saw my dress right +@thegrugq @WeldPond all the better for me to slam my faraday cage door on… +RT @leighhollowell: Has anyone ever gotten repeated unwanted 2 factor codes from twitter or is someone trying to get into my account? #just… +@WeldPond “guys”? +@tapbot_paul you don’t believe in the magic anymore (it’s not my style. But I appreciate it for what it is.) +RT @wilkieii: http://t.co/Ssu77uaeLk Study: female handles 25x more likely to be harassed on IRC, hindering women from collaborating and le… +@wilkieii @hypatiadotca I’m here to shank the first person who suggests that “obviously” I should not use a gendered online identity. +RT @bug_reports: Cannot get senpai to notice me. +RT @simplenomad: 13 yrs ago we were "paranoid" w/personal mail servers, encrypted chat, etc. Next time listen to us. +I was wrong. The desk *teleported* it to the table downstairs. +After searching for a solid two minutes, I am forced to conclude my desk is sentient and has consumed my RSA token whole. +# 359441229878005760 +@m1sp I am crying my heart out for happy reasons wake up I need to show you +@mescyn I was in private school K through 3rd, where sexuality doesn't *exist*, public 4th through 8th, then back to private +@hirojin Nope. These dozens and dozens of notebooks count, though... +I think I get now why everyone seemed to be so confused when I wanted to go into computer science instead of English in university. +... And here is my cache of goodbye letters from friends when I moved in 7th grade. Every single one says "keep writing stories." +@mickeypt hahaha it will be hard to miss I will be so excited to finally fulfill my oath of finishing the thing :p +@mickeypt yeah, as ebook +@mickeypt it's almost done <3 +@0xdeadbabe @puellavulnerata I apparently annotated a bit of it sometime after 7th grade and before I forgot entirely... +@0xdeadbabe @puellavulnerata dude, I have NO IDEA. I remember like, three of these letters, and I think I was making words up. +@puellavulnerata I have a confession. I wrote the Voynich Manuscript. In 7th grade. http://t.co/RTu6MUdixN +@Kufat actually I did say I was gonna marry a girl named Christina when I was 5 or 6 and my mom was like uhh no sorry can't +@kyhwana I kinda BSOD'd like "huh? How does that even work" and he just rolled his eyes +I literally had NO CONCEPT that homosexuality was a thing until my first big crush told me he had a boyfriend. +RT @InfoSecRumors: Rumor has it... @0xabad1dea flirted with Snowden in 7th grade. http://t.co/HZ29OSzyxK +Judging by my 7th grade journal, I was really into Tenchi Muyo, angels, and that boy in my Latin class who was actually gay. +I just found a note I traded back and forth with a boy in 7th grade. He said "I think the government is going to destroy identity" ... +@akopa @m1sp actually at that age my mother was kicking me off the computer every day when she got home. :| +@m1sp my father just mailed me my notebook from SEVENTH GRADE. I'm almost scared to open it. +RT @solardiz: ADS-B amateur reception with RTL-SDR in Moscow, Russia (inbetween SVO and DME): http://t.co/HFdBHpZzTb @antirez @0xabad1dea @… +@tenfootfangs though if any men would like to join me, a like one should fit with a bit of help from a tailor. +@tenfootfangs decided to really play up the fact that YEP STILL A GIRL when I go to infosec happy week this year +@m1sp a character nobody will like! http://t.co/KhiqjIN611 +But "Eowyn" isn't, with or without the little accent. Oh, I got issues with that. +.... That sounds an awful lot like I'm writing fanfic. I swear to gods I am not writing fanfic. I just happened to notice okay?! +And that was the day I learned that "Gandalf" and "Galadriel" were in OSX's spell check. +Saurik finds eight distinct implementations of the unzip code in Android. You know, the root cause of the crypto bug? http://t.co/O5qeZXKmyu +@WhiteMageSlave @m1sp makest* ** I'm awake +@WhiteMageSlave @m1sp maketh* but I mean I slipped up and Ismyrn said "you" to Barsamin +@chriseng well, see, I need the hoop skirt, which is scheduled to come tomorrow, do you see my dilemma +@chriseng guess I'll have to test-run it at 404... +@m1sp eeeee I got a dress like Clarion's! I'm so pretty +@okoeroo I'm gonna wear it to @thegrugq's party. Through TSA? Not so much. +RT @hackerfantastic: The SIM card 56bit DES key & hashing information leak exploit rocks my world. You could OTA install malware on the SIM… +The hoop skirt part isn’t here yet, which is of course essential to complete the effect +"what did you get in the mail dear" NOTHING JUST AN 18TH CENTURY BALL GOWN http://t.co/3hLNlhS18J +@savagejen according to old timers, it used to be that you’d go to the woods behind your neighborhood and find someone’s cache. +@savagejen google in its infinite wisdom adds calendar invites by default. +@pontelon @TraceBullet too bad the context is Britain ;) +@mavjs the friend is asking when +@chidpen so did I, but I am guessing someone wrote a bot to do that just to be annoying. +Anyone else get emails from twitter that their password needs to be reset? Asking for a friend (no really) +@m1sp there is a new section at the beginning of chapter 7 that is the rewrite of a scene I tried to sketch already, and new past!Rashk +@homakov 18. The only thing that waits until 21 is alcohol. Because you can vote and buy houses and die, but ALCOHOL? +@waruikoohii that’s your fault for being Box Bot +Also I’m pretty sure everyone I know got an eyeful of porn before they were 18 and lo and behold it did not destroy their souls +GFDI why do governments want to destroy the internet to “protect children” instead of acknowledging that is a parent’s domain +RT @mikko: UK Prime Minster is calling for "horrific" search terms to be blacklisted so they will bring up no results on Google. http://t.c… +@m1sp *hug* +RT @nrr: "Poverty is a more powerful influence … than gestational exposure to cocaine" #shitiread http://t.co/Yl3OiKd9lk +@Netbus :| +@kivikakk grats. +@m1sp ZOMG this is the novel I was working on ten years ago http://t.co/6Wypl1oI9O +@m1sp I don't remember drawing this. They look way too happy http://t.co/H3EnSs9g1v +@AdmiralA no actually most of them have photographs. I'd say @kivikakk isn't infosec but then suddenly she was writing shellcode +.@kivikakk I am the name that parents whisper to their children when telling of the dark corners of C +RT @kivikakk: @0xabad1dea oh hi! http://t.co/zzgMvUYI0t +@damageboy https://t.co/EXNqnVVS6V +@m1sp @WhiteMageSlave silly editors, you're supposed to point out to me when I slip up on the you/thou thing +# 359084613026594818 +@RenBussell bitly is a point of failure. It lengthens load time and often never loads at all. +@profoundlypaige and I'm not planning, I passed 63k words today, it's almost done :p +@profoundlypaige no, it's set on a fictional Silk Road with a touch of magic and a touch of steampunk. +@sam82490 @Cae_9 sure. they have tracking "value proposition" for the poster. Not so much for the person who can't get it to load. +I can't believe not a single pedant has pointed out those are MP4s with no sound, not GIFs. +@Cae_9 the one where you don’t. All URLs count the same length in twitter now +@snare sorry. Already married one of those +@thegrugq Spare me the sting of thy venomed tongue, wastrel +Dear everyone using bitly etc: you are actively slowing down the internet and increasing page load errors. +@profoundlypaige “that” Silk Road has presented problems to me while researching for my novel. +New York Times understands it is not a literal paper anymore; use of GIFs is a nice touch in this photoset http://t.co/0xhJIlOjFp +@jesster_king past tense of bid +RT @fugueish: @0xabad1dea Don't forget "make clean; make" +I have yet to meet the problem that couldn't be solved by blowing the cart, rebooting the router, or checking for graphics driver updates. +RT @bhangakhana: @0xabad1dea ooh, the bare infinitive - http://t.co/HwNxucvnVM +@pusscat lol you probably couldn't stand my husband... +@USSJoin *twitch* "thusly" is not a proper word! It is slang! +@bleebsen I bid thee win Mario Kart +@bleebsen this applies for bade (bid) + any verb. +@thegrugq she who spendeth her childhood reading the King James gets stuck speaking thus +@thegrugq that's right, thou art thou to me, but I'm not thou to thee. +@thegrugq I bid thee humor me. +Why on earth do we say "she bade him wait" and not "she bade him to wait", English? +@nickdepetrillo @djrbliss Mr. Bliss has never ONCE invited me to go to a shady place by taxi. He is impervious to my charms. +@vogon *checks phone* ಠ_ಠ +@nickdepetrillo looking back on that I'm pretty sure you're that guy my parents warned me about +#BHDCTips get in a taxi with @nickdepetrillo five minutes after you meet him, it will all be fine +#BHDCTips Inviting girls to the pinball museum might totally work. Just be prepared to be beaten. +@nickdepetrillo unless they ask. +@dan_crowley :’( +@0xcharlie if I succeed in reminding my husband he owes me a cat, you'll get a photo dedicated to you ;) +@supersat @osxreverser Windows' native string type is two bytes per char, so that should actually be hard to screw up. +@0xcharlie you do realize I have gone an entire year not posting cat photos because you asked me not to ?!?! A YEAR OF NO CATS +@0xcharlie I'M YOUR FANGIRL I COUNT +@0xcharlie your fangirls https://t.co/g0WJwu3Y4f +@anthonicaldwell yeah pretty much +Apparently Dear Housemate is moving out soon. Time to remind Dear Husband he said we could have a cat if only we didn't have a housemate. +@inversephase if I thought all men had to have muscles I wouldn't be friends with nerds like you HEY-OH +@inversephase they don't. I was trying to draw a muscular man. And didn't feel like googling it. +@WhiteMageSlave my kind of villain http://t.co/QHwjMPnbNw +@inversephase I DON'T KNOW WHAT DO MEN WITH MUSCLES LOOK LIKE my husband only has a bit of chub there +Time to set some appropriate music for writing chapters where characters die. http://t.co/VEXK6t1HVm +@wimremes and Belgium is like "we should probably have a revolution, but they're staying JUST on the side of the line where they survive" +@wimremes I just find it funny. All the other countries are like "look at this expensive but pretty symbol of our heritage!" +@elad3 nope. Don't worry you will definitely see me tweet links when it's ready ;) +@b3nzilla it's @weldpond actually +@Kufat black hat def con +#BHDCTips Lotion. No, for the air. It’s dry. Like, more dry than should be allowed. +@grygrflzr the joke ;) +RT @osxreverser: Microsoft, why the fuck can't http://t.co/m6Vd4oO2pJ passwords be longer than 16chars? What's the problem for your hashing? +@wimremes I don’t think I’ve ever met a Belgian who liked their royal family… +My super confidential sources are telling me the Ubuntu forum password hashes were stolen while I was sleeping. +@snare wait, those really ARE your feet? +RT @spookyskeletons: Hard to make friends as a skeleton. Not many ppl share my hobbies of attacking people with rusty swords and dropping n… +@pchengi yep. +@phyre5 passed 62,000 words yesterday… hitting the climax if the action +@Packetknife yep and I’m soooo close +@Netbus because she is one of the few people with magical power, which makes you go crazy easily, so she avoids emotional attachment. +@elad3 they’re inspired by Armenian. +@m1sp btw I succeeded in unnerving @WhiteMageSlave with the trope:arcwords +@m1sp but Solam's one and only POV section was snuck in to the end of chapter 14 +@m1sp WELL YEAH and it's like "yeah hey. this is a trap" "cool. good job picking the one bait I *can't* ignore even after you told me that" +@vogon you are The Worst +@m1sp good morning ~ +@vogan gahhhhh +@vogon did you just favorite and UN-favorite my tweet you monster +Motivation to write the final few chapters: how dang GOOD it looks on a kindle. http://t.co/zcl8SrOefW +@Packetknife tell her that’s illegal in America, glossing over West Virginia of course. +@aeleruil no, don’t do it, whatever you do, do NOT read One Hundred Years of Solitude +RT @mikko: The official #OHM2013 party network cable has an integrated firewall activation feature. #handy http://t.co/F3r4Y5VS5u +@m1sp I just wrote the George R.R. Martin chapter, where everyone Barsamin ever loved dies. +@callmegiorgio @Packetknife @ggreenwald don't send out the privacy calvary, I snagged an engineer and it's a chat system bug of some kind... +# 358731742271651840 +@fugueish @bensonk42 I'm not certain it counts as a security bug though. I was mostly joking about the bug bounty :) +"No way. This SCP can't still possibly be going. Wait why is it.... FFFFFFF symbolic link to my home directory in wine's config folder!!!" +@fugueish this @bensonk42 fellow claims to work for the googles. Hope I didn't give my super secret bug report to a charlatan. +@marginoferror but I don't have "multiple accounts" per se. Just two distinct gmails, of which one is the recovery mail of the other. +I may have broken google's account system somehow, hope I get a bug bounty ;) +@bensonk42 sent you quite the missive +@bensonk42 I don't see any chats / pending notices / alerts of any sort in g+ or gmail... +@bensonk42 an *internal* one? I've found trying to deal with google from the outside to be shouting at a brick wall. +@bensonk42 @adpaolucci and there was a "so and so wants to chat yes/no" pending request in the old email's chat bar. +@bensonk42 @adpaolucci specifically, I use incognito mode when I need to log into the old one, usually to get a password reset email +@adpaolucci I don't know a way to be logged in to two gmails in one browser session... +Most specifically, Coworker George sent a chat invite to my new account, and it showed up on my old account also, which he's never heard of. +@Kufat no idea. +My two gmail accounts seem to have decided to have the same chat contact list. I find that more than a little eyebrow-raising. +Word count: 60,261. I'm winning !!! +Me, every six months, my entire life: "WHOA! Have these birthmarks on my neck always been there?!" +Thanks for that mental image, Obama http://t.co/NLF9rzxm5C +As I slave over my manuscript about a boy and girl in competition to earn the right to use lightning magic, thunder shatters my sky. #metal +Download captcha is a flash widget? I'm sure that's totally innocent. +@m1sp someone go freudian on that plz +@m1sp as I write Ismyrn's inner monologue, this is the third time I've brought up "adults don't believe children when they tell the truth" +@kaepora :( +RT @apblake: 1: Snowden exposes spy programs. 2: White House says it's a discussion we should all engage in. 3: We all said stop. 4: FISA… +@m1sp I should be allowed to be this pleased with myself http://t.co/0bQGRbSKu3 +@m1sp the one kind of animal I know how to draw http://t.co/OiwChbsQ6H +@vogon so I guess the universe conspires to keep you down to one pen. +@vogon if you have one pen, you’ll never misplace it. If you have 5, you’ll quickly lose 4 +Abadidea’s Law: the more pens you own, the more prone they are to going missing +RT @BBCWorld: Norwegian woman receives prison sentence in Dubai after reporting she was raped http://t.co/Gvyjf3vwTs +@m1sp @WhiteMageSlave MOOD WHIPLASH http://t.co/pn2aGwLL69 +@m1sp @WhiteMageSlave remember this old page?! http://t.co/VFDfFUtxO8 +@m1sp @WhiteMageSlave I designed Constans before I even *met* you. It's not your fault he's my friendship type. +@m1sp said to @WhiteMageSlave: "Constans being Mispy I was trying to type Mispy's favorite character, but the statement stands" +I tried my hand at covering "Hagrid the Professor" from Harry Potter as chiptune https://t.co/wk8j5CiMaW +# 358372844125683712 +@Myriachan @xa329 W700, it's a true Windows laptop in 11" 1080p tablet, 8 to 10 hour battery +@Myriachan @xa329 nah surface pro has a terrible battery. Got better for the same-ish price. +@Myriachan @xa329 I just ended up spending the money on Acer x86 tablet with a heavier battery for ARM-like life :) +@Tomi_Tapio I had the next model after that. Loved it to pieces. Small but enthusiastic community. +RT @areur00t: @0xabad1dea and @attritionorg action figures lol http://t.co/eziy7kdKWy +@sakjur pretty sure he's an engineer but I'll grant @eevee honorary infosec status based on anger alone +@sakjur it's just some tech rag. I'm not on their top 25 women list either apparently ;) +@vogon I also want you to know this running monologue is your fault for putting "linguist" in your twitter bio +@vogon I want you to know I went on a linguistic adventure today to make certain of the correct way to pair "thou" with an imperative. +@WesleyFlake if there's anything I've learned from the Dutch, it's that the proper word to apply to anything positive is *lekker.* +@M0zilla #thejoke :p +These are the crimes committed in your name, America, the murder of innocents for association with the suspicious. http://t.co/y56TYc2G6g +@loganb @gu3st it's displaying unicode, I just can't imagine what would be sending bells. +@r2ranch you can se it when it gets here :p +No matter how bad my Dutch is, at least it’s a sight better than Siri’s. +@vogon take me +RT @bascule: Military Grade™: https://t.co/Iy8oXhEaMC +I only just noticed that my iPad’s interface language is in Dutch today. What was I doing last night ?! +@xa329 no I am pretty sure they would just flip out and throw out your hoops and call you a hula hoop ter'rist. +Callin' Oracle out on their systematic screw-up that has been the Java Reflection API http://t.co/cyis2eoMDL +Reasons it's good to be an adult: you can buy the princess ball gown you wanted when you were seven years old and no-one can stop you +@xa329 the "not crippled beyond belief" one is the Surface Pro, which is apparently doing okay. +@m1sp and if you're wondering, my gingerkin status is specifically because of that doll. +@m1sp but you must realize, this is spot on for everything I wanted when I was seven years old http://t.co/0Ved0XjT1K +@m1sp I had to go with a light color, because I am *not* wearing a black polyester dress to Vegas. +I wonder what the TSA thinks about hoop skirts being worn through checkpoints +@rantyben @thegrugq well, the dress and hoop skirt are ordered. I am going to be THE PRETTIEST GIRL AT THE INFOSEC BALL +@m1sp https://t.co/xZG3NgzVSz +@rantyben @thegrugq gosh well what is even the point if the people I want to snub aren't going to be there to have their hearts broken +@rantyben @thegrugq hey btw is ionic invited no reason just asking. +@pa28 it was already at 15 when I woke up... +@rantyben @thegrugq but what color should I get?! they don't have orange. +@rantyben I was just thinking about that... there's a fairy princess one that's not too expensive and looks like it should fit. +@gu3st so it's bell characters? must have been in Asian filenames or something (it's running a huge SCP...) +@TokenScandi nope and nope for sure... +My terminal icon on OSX had a "fifteen new items" badge that went away when I clicked it. Fifteen new what?! +If only somebody, ANYBODY had anticipated that the Surface RT wouldn’t sell well, and told Microsoft. http://t.co/wUIZlitnZi +@no_structure I grew up shoveling manure, didn’t you ? But no, it wasn’t a career, it was their version of teens staffing cash registers… +@lindseybieda context https://t.co/y635xtovqX +@Beaker @HackerHuntress I promise I’m not annoyed with anyone *on* the list :) +.@thegrugq I know, I only follow a few people on that list so it’s clearly wrong ;) +@pusscat @rantyben for me it starts making sense around #15… +“We did a list of top 25 infosec accounts, all men. We’ll do a second one that’s all women so it’s fair, implicitly ranked 26 and lower” +@rantyben *looks at official reply* *giggles* +@m1sp idk, you’re cute ? +Check @ODNIgov for some sort of stream of consciousness blogging from Clapper and/or minions. +RT @ODNIgov: “We collect metadata—information about communications—more broadly than we collect the actual content of communications..” +@m1sp *takes your hand and waltzes* +@kragen also, for the purposes of this discussion, tank tops have sleeves. +@kragen which, for me personally, means just as much “doesn’t look <s>slutty</s> suggestive” as it does “suits my body type” +@kragen that’s for going to work. This is for going to a party. I want to wear something I want to be seen in. +@savagejen people have gotten approximate results out of it in the past +@kragen srsly dude I know I play up the kawaii online but I am simply too tall and viking-ish +I should probably go to sleep instead of ordering a dress. I'll leave the tab open and see if I think I'm crazy in the morning... +@Packetknife I never forgave my mother for not buying a certain child-size ball gown while I was still small enough to wear it. +@_wirepair @thegrugq do they ship amazon prime +@jonathanstray contrary to my carefully cultivated online personality, I have a bit of a viking build. +@m1sp plot twist: Keromeir is a Skarmory. He dies when Clarion turns him to rust +goodness amazon I think bare shoulders looks hot too but some of us don't have the right body type. +It's one in the morning and I am seeing if I can get ball gowns on amazon prime +After midnight thoughts: I should totally show up to @thegrugq's party in a ball gown with a big hoop skirt and party like it's 1899 +@yeshua3s @abby_ebooks yeah, she's my little statistically representative mini-me +I wonder if I could convince the NSA algorithms that @abby_ebooks is actually me and throw them off the trail +@geekable sixteen bits is, like, WAY too many bits. +@DrPizza really? Well… +Shame on MIT. http://t.co/pCOOjvswjj +# 357998144354660352 +@m1sp aspects abridged, part 2 http://t.co/hatRQ4siCQ +Google Image Search: one in seven results may be random anime chicks http://t.co/ChKP754rN0 +@friestog @0x17h some people. +RT @SciencePorn: You're doing a documentary for the BBC. You get attacked by a polar bear. What's the 1st thing you should do? Answer http… +@skynetbnet @Kufat Mario deliberately does not clear ram across a reset, as a poor imitation of a save file :) +Glitching Super Mario by deliberately removing the cart and plugging in another during play http://t.co/4KbMRNsMIo via @Kufat +@matthew_d_green if there is a flag that will let goto'ing a bare integer literal work please let me know... D: +I'd be a lot more disconcerted by example 16.2.4 if it actually compiled in gcc like they say it does... http://t.co/Yh0mE9hI5I +@sciencecomic yes yes but what about THE PITCH DROP +Sooo... is there a CVE for this rather critical Android vulnerability? https://t.co/Hn0qbeTQx2 +RT @tobiasmayer: #Breastfeeding in Public: Tips to Avoid Problems. I love this twist—placing the "problem" back where it truly belongs http… +RT @MrToph: If you think politics is petty now, wait 20 years, when people seeking office can be tied to shit they posted online when they … +@m1sp dunno if you found the time to read *all* the new material? Finally settled on an I Want speech for Clarion... +"I couldn't sleep last night! I will sleep in for an hour or two." "bzzzzt hi I'm here to change your window shutters" +@m1sp also, that will be how the world ends, not with a bang but with a girly cackle +@thegrugq @matthew_d_green @0xcharlie he does kinda have that pallid super villain look… +@m1sp that is the sweetest thing anyone has ever said to me +First there was @m1sp_ebooks . Then there was @abby_ebooks . Now there is @m1sp1dea_ebooks , brother and sister souls forever entwined +@Tomi_Tapio attn: @attritionorg +RT @Kufat: Looks like the BB10 sends your e-mail account credentials to RIM: http://t.co/QZP7rXFxAa cc @0xabad1dea @neilhimself @afreak +Microsoft is still waiting on the government to let it stop withholding the full truth from us. http://t.co/Y1eoOmNhZq +@m1sp why do we have a fan bot +@m1sp yep, Rashk saw an opportunity to push his art even further, since perfecting this is what he wants +@m1sp ah, you're close, but... +@m1sp did you pick up on what happened to Erasmin :) +@m1sp I changed the fate of the Arcocelli family slightly ... +@m1sp if you have the link to the PDF in google docs it is called the end of the sky +@m1sp Clarion actually doesn't appear in it, though she is mentioned. She can meet Sweet Clarion soon enough +@m1sp that's what Official Tumblrs are for +RT @marshray: If you're so worried about privacy, maybe your contacts of contacts of contacts have something to hide. +@2s0cks I meant what I said and I said what I meant. A spider LANDED from the air, one hundred percent. +A spider just LANDED on my screen out of nowhere. Send in the Nope Troops +# 357649794581266432 +@m1sp wake up wake up wake up you have to read Ismyrn's orrriginnn storrryyyy I made it so much better +@stylewar @vikemosabe that does not imply the inverse, that any child whose parent says that but once and annoys me is "not smart" +@stylewar @vikemosabe then that I study parents of smart kids to see what they have in common, and it's not saying stuff like that often. +@stylewar @vikemosabe you're deliberately misreading me from start to end. First I said I don't like **that phrase**, -- +@stylewar @vikemosabe I said the reason was unreasonable. Don't apply actions as universally representative to actors. +@stylewar @vikemosabe I didn't say I thought she was a failure of a mother :) +@stylewar @vikemosabe also one is just as likely to hear a parent say it to an 8yo as a 3yo. +@stylewar @vikemosabe I'm not talking about infants. Children: more capable of reasoning than adults think, since 50000 BC +There comes a point in every writer's life when she makes a new browser window just to hold all the open tvtropes tabs. +@unixronin I think I got this one under control. +no, I don't need rescuing from his patriarchal rule, I'm explicitly planning on ze-ro pregnancies, that stuff freaks me out. +@jason_shell nope. +Husband says I'm not allowed to get pregnant because I'll hack the planet in a hormonal rage +@Mongoose_Q I guess I just considered it only from the perspective of we all consume huge amounts of text. +@Beschizza @Mongoose_Q though typography is considered by almost all designers but accessibility to non-visual consumers often isn’t. +@Mongoose_Q @Beschizza that is not what was meant and you know it ! You and I both interact with text all day. +RT @Beschizza: Typography isn't a snooty design thing. It's mainstream, because everyone with an IQ higher than carpet spends all day readi… +RT @runasand: 2010 study showed that 50% of Twitter users were 4 steps away from each other. The NSA will look at 3 steps when evaluating t… +@vikemosabe "because I say so" teaches children that everything is equally unimportant as a dictator's whim. +@vikemosabe and if you have a history of being reasonable instead of "because I say so", it turns out people will trust you. +@m1sp http://t.co/IbEq5jOl7A PLOT! +@csoghoian @ioerror just like phone numbers are totally anonymous +RT @csoghoian: Good to know that DOJ doesn't think that they get identity information when they obtain firstname.lastname@gmail.com via FIS… +RT @savagejen: In my college data mining course, the professor told us "data is money, never erase it". +@jennifurret I’m convinced they made their political system artificially complicated just so they could make more fun of Americans. +@VTPG I’d like to THINK a java implementation wouldn’t have overflow bugs… +@letoams that’s a funny way to spell 4294967295 ! +@VTPG well, the problem is that things are signed by default, usually, and signed has Complicated Semantics +Oh geez. Google Glass was originally configured to AUTOMATICALLY follow QR codes in pictures it takes. http://t.co/MjZALQETcM +This is why I am religiously opposed to signed integers. http://t.co/8PlTC7Ledc +@m1sp they better be cool things! +@m1sp I miss you in chat land hint hint passive aggressive public display +Also, a notable portion of kids on my "smart kids" list are adopted, speaking to it being parental involvement over genetics. +If I had to say what the parents of smart children I know have in common, it's that they talk WITH children instead of AT them. +@pkutzner it can be, at times. If your child doesn't generally TRUST you, I think I found the real problem. +@pkutzner now that I don't agree with :) +@RSWestmoreland they don't say stuff like because I said so. +@Kufat six? Seven? +I know I don't have kids, but I've made a point of observing the parents of kids I think are smart. +In the most recent case, what the mom meant was "because it's safer" but what she said was "because I said so" +I really hate it when I hear a parent say "because I said so." That is the least reasonable of all reasons. +"Hey Google Drive for OSX. I notice you haven't synced the latest document changes from my other machine. "*yawn* *stretch* meh" +@vogon what does it say about me that I have steam, I use steam, I bought things recently, and I have no idea what these card things are? +@whitequark @miaubiz because it reveals that unix wizards are, in fact, made, not born ? +@DustySTS would bla be there? I’m still not convinced he exists. +@whitequark @miaubiz it is, and I have a legit PDF copy. Unfortunately the whole thing isn’t illustrated. +.@tumblr first mistake: shipping plaintext password upload. Second mistake: not promptly fixing before reporter got fed up and went FD. +RT @darrenpauli: Tumblr Apple apps sent clear text passwords. Patch issued. http://t.co/iseXNGit6Z +@skynetbnet I’m just saying, pretty sure it’s a rubber stamp formality, not that she had direct input into the decision. +@skynetbnet I don’t think it’s different from how the president of the US is required to sign passed bills. +RT @schemaly: Women offered as perks in a job ad http://t.co/iT48GAGXx4 #everydaysexism #geekmisogyny #sodonewiththis +@natashenka thumbs up.gif +RT @AP: BREAKING: Gay marriage becomes legal in Britain as Queen Elizabeth II gives royal approval +RT @rantyben: Learning a new programming language is like a real one. Faux amis, weird idioms, and native speakers conflating illiteracy wi… +RT @McGrewSecurity: My niece has been located and is back home safe now. Thanks all for the RT's and good wishes. +@McGrewSecurity yay! +@Myriachan well, yes :) that’s local-only obviously, but, that’s both a jailbreak vector and a forensics nightmare :) +RT @MrToph: I made @leighhollowell a necklace using hard drive components. I think it came out alright. http://t.co/oR4hQOZE7B +RT @tomscott: The Vatican offers indulgences — time off purgatory — for following them on Twitter. I swear I didn’t make this up: http://t.… +@m1sp but no, the vaguetweeting has to do with finally figuring out what to do with this God of Strength who's been in the canon for YEARS. +@m1sp also, I am pulling out poetry I wrote in middle school for Ismyrn to quote as good ol' folk songs. Amazingly I remember every word +@m1sp *whistles innocently* it is a compliment unto her purity. +@L0sPengu1n0s google music lol +@m1sp my greatest literary accomplishment http://t.co/dnzAg5hgPO +I have a (legitimately purchased) soundtrack MP3 which has a title tag of "The Council of The Elrond." The Elrond. The Galdalf The Frodo The +# 357279156725231620 +Internet flamewars, 1600s style http://t.co/jhxdykuJgW +@jgeorge ps view source +@jgeorge try it and find out ^_^ +@jgeorge it didn't need Reiser, we can all agree on that \o/ +@landley @mirell but the bug dates to 2006, so it festered under his watch, so let's blame him anyway ;) +@SoundCloud it's more than a little annoying to show me this huge "get a pro plan!" banner when I **already have a pro plan** +@Ionustron Melissa Elliott, 198X - 20XX, one of those artists who gained fame only after death for her square wave waltzes. +@LnxPrgr3 there isn't really a context, just Torvalds being himself when rejecting some patch, and everyone being like, sigh, again +@Ionustron @bbbradsmith @kyuubethe3rd I’m a lot better now, but medieval harp chip is just not a happening scene. +@Ionustron @bbbradsmith @kyuubethe3rd I’ve only ever entered one compo, and it genuinely was not that great I’m sure ;) +@meursalt CSS maaaaaaaan it's pretty trippy +@meursalt right click, view source, peel back the layers of deception ;) +Oh man. Linking this to you is just too mean. http://t.co/oKVWJ8QXPD Don't blame me. +Here we go! Pointer mangling has been completely broken in things statically linked against glibc http://t.co/VgtSn9Qozs unit tests you say? +@puellavulnerata I choose to interpret that as he is stalking me personally. For beauty or for brains? +We’re in the quiet time of infosec news leading up to the convention glory blitz, I guess. Not enough for me to be mad about. +RT @SwissHttp: Anonymous commentator: "So according to NSA logic, I'm not a pirate, downloading movies and TV shows, until I actually watch… +@cowtowncoder not really. It turns out 50% of humans are women so their opinion is not statistically different from that of humans. +@jgoldschrafe @puellavulnerata would “shows typical signs of excessive aggression in a male-dominated social group” cut it? +@cowtowncoder so… “Someone told me I am too rude! I noticed she is a woman. I will make it clear I noticed she is a woman.” Yeah. Great. +@mtheoryx just another round of Torvalds being his cheerful self http://t.co/xldWjkPR5j +And remember that Linus Torvalds has a reputation that stretches far beyond his git tree and touches all of open source. +So yeah, go ahead and tell people it’s their fault for trying to contribute to Linux all you want, Linus is making himself an active problem +I notice that Linus, responding to one of the few visible women in open source, told her to go ahead and make it about gender. #sigh +RT @arstechnica: Man organizes satirical NSA walk, authorities come to his front door http://t.co/tsczQxaEiL by @cfarivar +RT @thegrugq: I really hope this matures and works out. https://t.co/r3kckjL7Ee +@snare yeah, that’ll solve open source’s splintering problems. +I was confused why the baristas flirted with George and not with me. What's wrong with me? I was then informed not all humans are bi. +Coworker George: "let's start a coffee shop with an IT worker discount. And skim all the badges." *teary eyes* he's all grown up +@Neostrategos yeah so I’ve been growing mine longer than that it kinda slows way down at some point +@Neostrategos grow it out four feet and we’ll talk… +@Neostrategos I’ll let you in on a secret. Everyone who is attracted to men is attracted to Sephiroth. Everyone. +It has come to my attention I might have only a vague idea of what men actually look like. http://t.co/6rG4OJCxdr +.@gsuberland iPad. “Never save, it’s all automatic!” +Got three quarters of the way through a nice drawing, and the art software segfaulted. That’s what I get for straying from paper. +RT @dhw: If you discuss a Microsoft 0-Day over Skype, does that count as responsible disclosure? +@thegrugq the word is “miles, leagues, whatever”, the unit is definitely five; I was studying Tocharian texts, actually. +@thegrugq but what a twist ending! Not seven days but five miles! +@maradydd my friend George Washington has been suspended from Facebook… multiple times… on the same account. +RT @maradydd: Been suspended from Google+, Facebook, &c. over your choice of name? http://t.co/EVPtGPIxf7 wants to hear from you. http://t.… +RT @jacobian: Linus hasn’t ever been a jerk to me, personally. However, he’s a role model, so lots of people think his behavior’s normal an… +@zedshaw I believe the situation is that the name was openly stated to be a pseudonym to begin with, so the whole character was fictitious. +@McGrewSecurity probably just a bunch of thought leaders then :p +RT @McGrewSecurity: This is my 14yo niece, who ran away yesterday, is possibly hitchhiking in Florida, call #'s (or police) or DM me: http:… +@McGrewSecurity did I? +Tonight’s news: “Hezbollah, America told me to tell you that she’s still not talking to you, but she heard that Al Qaeda said…” +@m1sp look at you ninja-faving. I just found a way to tie so many plot-hooks together it's like I planned it all along. I'm absolutely giddy +@m1sp you know how I leave myself open plot hooks trusting I'll find a way to fill them in later? :D +@invalidname Dunno. Turned out that wasn't the ending yet. He made a beautiful painting then hanged himself. Literature ! +(If you must know, the story ends with the wooden doll falling apart and the guy has a Buddhist epiphany about his body's fate as dust) +I think I just found some several hundred years' prior art for android sex dolls. http://t.co/GfURYLxHbB +@Mr_Reed_ it's a paper "men" sign taped over the permanent sign, implicitly women. +@Mr_Reed_ um, without the sign, it'd be a woman's bathroom, and you'd have to be pretty confused to not know the convention of entering +# 356921108978606081 +“Gee, not a lot of women at this con. Let’s bar them from the nearest bathrooms, that’ll show they’re welcome and first-class citizens.” +RT @georgiaweidman: Asked about the sign was told that since there aren't many women attending we should use the bathroom on the other end … +RT @georgiaweidman: So this is what they do to the womens bathroom at hacker cons? http://t.co/7xaCR1zHyZ +RT @steveklabnik: Linux 3.11 officially titled "Linux for Workgroups" http://t.co/T38nw7vCzf +RT @mtabini: Confused the hell out of a “Windows Service Centre” scammer by asking him if they could come fix my blinds. +@NaNoWriMo @ScrivenerApp I legit love scrivener, I’m coming up on sixty thousand words :) +RT @TheOnion: Nation Throws Hands Up, Tells Black Teenagers To Do Their Best Out There http://t.co/ugYiZYOLH6 +@sambowne I don't actually know for sure they were running wordpress, and the index.html is replaced http://t.co/Nn78YjhUc9 +@Soulmech @plussone trying to use one of the $50 alibaba laptops as an *actual computer* would be folly :p go $100+ +@Em_Space_ I doubt it's literally miles, just translated that way, but it's unambiguously five of them +Sigh... one of the webcomics I read is currently displaying a Turkish skiddie banner... must be a new wordpress bug. +@vogon ps. starring is consent +@vogon lemme know if you're bored and want a copy of the 3/4 finished manuscript ;) +@vogon I use it in my silk road fantasy novel. +@vogon even better, ask me why +@vogon http://t.co/lAsdhjBzmQ +@vogon so close, it has like, ten bajillion Sanskrit loanwords, but it's much much more obscure +@vogon ps. You get a cookie if you can figure out which IE language I am studying. It's not Latin and it's not Greek. +@vogon these pretentious Indo-European languages and their tenses and their cases +@vogon well, I'm not studying how to speak English! It's all one word, which would translate as he went. +Buddhist text: "He walked 7 days through water, 7 days through mud, 7 days across lotuses and 5 miles through snakes, screw patterns" +@vogon you, you're a linguist, I blame you +"verb suppletive absolutive; masculine singular ablative" That is a lot of freaking words for "he went" +@pneif @m1sp because it is fantastically obscure, delightful to my mind's ear, and was spoken by real-life redhead Asians. +@pneif @m1sp a few years ago, I arbitrarily chose to base the naming conventions of my fantasy setting on it +@m1sp the number of real Tocharian words I can recognize in context of real Tocharian texts is quite startling. I accidentally a language +@blejz it's the dining room, but we occasionally co-opt it. +@mike_acton I try not to in the general case. But there was no change in smell, no discoloration. +@mike_acton like, at my uni there were twinkies hung from the ceiling in a moderately humid environment going back years and years… +@mike_acton @AmyChu @fugugames longer than INFINITY? +@jennifurret don’t do that. Ignorance’s biggest trick is sounding louder than reason. Most people are mostly reasonable. +@Urraca @arstechnica Super Mario Bros 3. A masterpiece of constraint engineering. Which I am not very good at. +@jennifurret there are too many high-brow people who don’t understand that social data is just anecdotes in aggregate. +I just got a compiler engineer to yell and smack a table loudly enough to echo by bringing up Pascal +@BeethovensBook I don’t play, ask @codeferret_ :) +Every meeting between young employees here starts with commentary on DOTA. +@kaepora I’m pretty sure I made a libpurple guy cry once. +“@msftsecurity: #FillInTheBlank: The Microsoft Security tool I use most is __________.” Checking the dang signatures on executables. +Is there anything we won't put blinkie lights in ? https://t.co/OByNuQDE83 +@focalintent mek is pretty much writing a love letter to you up on stage right now +Confidential Veracode slide deck leak http://t.co/FAHcwSvQbD +@wimremes like, on paper? I filled about fifty pages with sha-1 rounds back in etiquette class… +.@chriseng is concerned about how amused I am with this charging connector... squid... thing. http://t.co/siT2PYxHeC +@m1sp my definition of success probably excludes most of those +You can be lazy or stupid and still find success in life. But certainly not both. +@wimremes got 99 problems but three letters ain’t one +@m1sp that’s Aramaz, he has a nice fuzzy fur on because it’s cold. And Hayr. Who thinks he’s probably Aramaz’s cousin. +@m1sp http://t.co/829pGWuftn +RT @mikko: New Mac Malware uses Right-to-Left override character (U+202E) to cause OS X to display this… http://t.co/wGxuRK1ReG http://t.co… +@invalidname my handle is known by most people here, it’s usually something like “This is Melissa. … the pink one” “OHH” +@dinodaizovi it seems the very act of observing that changed the result. +@mikko can I get a translation on that… +@bhelyer everyone whose name starts with Chris, including Christian. +At one time, Veracode was a solid 10% Chris. As the company has grown, Chris resources have not scaled. It’s 5% Chris and falling. +@ELLIOTTCABLE no, I’m pretty sure that says 1-883-YOUR-CIA +@spacerog eleven. +(When I say high school of fifty students, that’s actually 7th through 12th instead of 9th through 12th. And it was mostly boys.) +@hirojin they ended up calling me Misty. +It’s nice being the only Melissa around here (at work). In my high school of 50 students, there was another… and she was awful. +@m1sp good morning! Introduced Aramaz. I think I need some new fantasy swear words. +RT @BrandonDoughan: "The US imprisons a larger percentage of its black population than South Africa did at the height of apartheid." http:… +@chumeet I hope so :3 +@chumeet a silk-road setting fantasy adventure +@m1sp I'm hearing rave reviews about the "Rashk drowns someone" chapter from @WhiteMageSlave. +"You're so happy when you're happy. I mean beautiful when you're bea-- I mean--" - Dear Husband +@m1sp http://t.co/D8QKk6VZSc ... secret. +@dshaw_ and written over years, and essentially my diary. +My manuscript is currently over two thousand tweets long, if we max out every one. And my timeline is currently... oh... +@m1sp NotQuiteAsOld!Rashk does the most meanest thing and it's great +@m1sp haha, nope, but they should try that. This is at sea! +# 356562971712954369 +@m1sp it fell into this section which is going to confuse you because how did this even happen http://t.co/8YFinAb8Kb +Google Drive for iOS has progressed from not showing folders I know are there to actively unstarring things I just starred #UIRage +.@nickdepetrillo is harder to kill than I thought. He is a worthy adversary. May his car rest in peace. +RT @gather_here: "It ain't right, Atticus," said Jem. "No son, it's not right." We walked home. +@Ljay90 @0x17h may his gods judge him if he doesn’t give every cent of it away as fast as he can. +@DarrenPMeyer all I want to hear is "it's like Tolkien and Rowling had a baby, but better" ;) +@pa28 MY EVIL RUSE IS DISCOVERED. +@ErrataRob @sambowne that's actually a different project, which deserves my full attention after this one. +@ErrataRob as I hinted at recently, I think my stepsister has opened her eyes to what perfect little angels her deviant children really are. +@amanicdroid when we went to Amsterdam she got super grossed out by two girls kissing I don't think she's ready yet +In other words I'm about 3/4 done with my novel and then I will force each and every one of you to read it. Except you, mom +@m1sp the 50,000-word mark fell EXACTLY on the end of a sentence I am so happy +Ten years after the first time I participated in @NaNoWriMo, I finally have fifty thousand words in one freaking manuscript. +@m1sp word count: 49,929 Gahhhhhhhh just... a little.... more!!! +@singawhore (after all, women are a technical majority or tie in most places, but they're considered a minority anyway) +@singawhore people yell at me when I call it white privilege, I can't win :) Majority *power*, at least, even if not majority population. +@singawhore that's majority privilege, I can bum around in a hoodie if I feel like it and no-one's gonna assume I'm some sort of criminal. +@singawhore white people don't get harassed for merely looking vaguely suspicious nearly as often as black people do. +@singawhore No-one mistakes white girls for thugs armed with lethal skittles. +@m1sp I need a font that shakes on the page for Tsovinar right now +@1ncadence point of it was some people get huge punishments for not killing people, other people get off free for what looks to be murder +I guess hoodies are staying on the list of things that are my majority privilege. FFS. +@blazingcrimson my point is that locking someone up for TWO FREAKING DECADES for a crime that spilled no blood is excessive in the utmost. +@blazingcrimson oh, and remember, now the public is paying for her food, clothes, healthcare and shelter, for twenty years ;) +@blazingcrimson murderers and rapists get less than twenty years all the time. +@blazingcrimson Twenty years. You know how old I was twenty years ago? Five. The whole world has changed in twenty years. +@blazingcrimson yes, obviously. Twenty YEARS? +RT @damonayoung: J.K. Rowling is officially an incognito badass: http://t.co/SGA51abuoh HT @jasonpinter +@1ncadence and that justified twenty years how +@blazingcrimson yeah, and? Twenty years, for shooting at not people? That’s extreme. +@nickdepetrillo :( !!! +@m1sp seriously? Was this when you had blue hair? +RT @LauraALiddell: This picture summerises pretty much everything that needs to be said about the outcome of the #Zimmerman trial. http://t… +@m1sp eeee I found a word http://t.co/ahx3Xtvu5Y +@m1sp http://t.co/ixzu2DlW4G +@fascinated English, I'm afraid :p +@fascinated working on my novel, actually! +Another weekend, another coming near to the brink of passing out from hunger. #geeklife +@QuantumG @kenners my radio equipment smells faintly of day-old pizza. +@m1sp I just checked, so far there are seven instances of (some variation of the string) "HOURI!" +@m1sp and you can see where the land was torn apart by... what was probably not ACTUALLY a giant hitting a river with a mace. +@m1sp anyway, I hope the map makes it clear why the trade route works the way it does. +@m1sp the town that university-town.nsf is named for, I've wavered on its name a few times but I think I settled on Campanile. +# 356196834814861312 +@SamusAranX you haven't heard me complain about the disaster that is Twitter for Windows 8 before? :) +@m1sp look! An extremely approximate map! http://t.co/K0iz0WC1PG +@Dirk_Gently I'm sure it's Valve's fault something is wrong with the dmg, but there should be no such thing as silently fail to mount +steam.dmg silently fails to mount. Hoo-freakin-ray, OSX +@dijama http://t.co/QgicpZc6rO +"assassin" sounds like a hardcore word until you find out the etymology is "dudes who get high" +A cursory glance at Wikipedia suggests that all the FUN princesses, the kind who gambled and hunted and flirted, came from Portugal. +I like how everyone in this painting is clearly bored out of their minds with the ceremony. http://t.co/Dh0FDlpiiQ +@kaepora because open source still comes with politics, so much politics. I think it's good for there to be outright rivals. +RT @daveanthony: Congrats to Texas, who greatly limited abortion but did nothing to change inspection laws when a fertilizer plant exploded… +@DrPizza you’re acting like it’s a Nokia phone unveil, I think you need to sit down +RT @drlangtry_girl: THIS, gentlemen of Twitter, is how you help a woman who's being bothered by a creep when she's trying to read | http://… +@kaepora that would effectively reduce the world to chrome vs. IE. I think we need three competing renderers. +New chiptune, Stormwaltz, in which I attempt to arp. https://t.co/bn9vYUrfGo +I tried to use arpeggios in a chiptune, and it might be good or really awful, I seem to lack the capacity to distinguish. +@benwmaddox that can also happen as @mtheoryx just mentioned. +@benwmaddox abortions *are* a type of prenatal healthcare. Most late-term abortions are strictly medical in purpose. +@benwmaddox @savagejen the ones who died because of lack of access to prenatal healthcare. Texas ranks pretty high. +RT @savagejen: If you want to hear why abortion is important, talk to women you know about their personal experiences. Some might not be al… +@m1sp poor Constans. http://t.co/QhzPmgDJ5E +Not to subtweet extended family, but I bet my mother now appreciates that none of her children ever called her from a county jail. +Every time I think I screwed up, I can remember I have relatives who have screwed up so much so badly that I look 100% stone cold sane +RT @David0Monroe: "Only in America can a dead black boy go on trial for his own murder." ~ Syreeta McFadden +@_____C all parents, everywhere, hate all kids shows. +@_____C I think you may have missed that this is sanity-preserving self-mockery :) +@bdomenech @0x17h come to my neighborhood in MA. Saris and hijabs everywhere. Would love to raise a child here. +@m1sp @aeleruil ps wrote a piece I didn't show you where Shanlar is like "dude Solornel, you're self-aware of your mortality? Rashk is evil" +@m1sp @aeleruil I don't wanna anyway! http://t.co/p0Dh1sud9t +@m1sp @aeleruil me?! What did *I* do?! +@m1sp @aeleruil you confessed the SAME THING to me, more specifically, that your definition of cute was too mainstream, and you were ashamed +RT @JillFilipovic: A reminder that two Texas counties have maternal mortality rates that rank them between Somalia & Sierra Leone. #prolife… +@XTreeki @xkeepah high fives all around, it only gets better from here, the point where you decide to reevaluate critically. +@i0n1c I’d RT this with honors… IF I COULD +I just discovered this excellent blog column. http://t.co/DuXbABA6Mv +RT @slashdot: Aussie Telco Telstra Agreed To Spy For America http://t.co/65Pk7XFBEd +@strcpy @mdowd I have seen the man, this is exactly what he looked like. +Making infosec a better industry, one kawaii at a time +@mdowd @strcpy I *said*, needs more kawaii http://t.co/OkTRCNrv7s +@mdowd @strcpy needs more kawaii +@hypatiadotca but but the cannibals will get me. At least that’s what I heard happens to sweet innocent Americans abroad +@JackLScanlan I’m pretty sure the sort of people who dislike evolutionary biology aren’t aware of evopsych’s problems. +I wish I could give Malala a hug +@KairuByte information agency? That extra A matters a lot ;) +RT @estr4ng3d: Happy birthday, Malala! You're 16 and you've already changed the world. http://t.co/R5kZInPYGx +RT @ggreenwald: Carney said today Clapper "explained himself" about having lied to Congress, so that settles that. Does that work for all c… +@hypatiadotca aww… +RT @oh_rodr: Twitter, Inc. is looking for: Senior Network Security Engineer http://t.co/mFIGMSdb3m #job +@kaepora can you hear mine from Boston +RT @s7ephen: FaceDancer (http://t.co/6eG1dWQl63) screenshot. repeatable and intentional ;-) (cc @sergeybratus @travisgoodspeed) http://t.co… +@inversephase there’s a dunkin donuts right here by my house +@ra6bit they should hook up. Romantically. +@tenfootfangs well, then let me note that the games are HU-UUUUUU-UUGE, the most successful world building of which I am aware. +@nasko tweetbot remembers where you left off (it does scroll up, but, you’re still reading old to new.) +@tenfootfangs “still”? Is Skyrim a shallow well, that one tastes but once and it runs dry? I haven’t even exhausted Morrowind yet. +# 355828193409777664 +"Only once he was alone did he light his lantern." "Did you mean: lit?" No google autocorrect, you are bad and you should feel bad +Airplane crash? Better make racially-tinted puns, that'll fix it. http://t.co/kcmp7kEXeb +@Casiusss I assume so! +@m1sp good morning, sweet prince :p +Protip: if you're gonna use manga reaction pics, try to make it not obvious you clipped them all out of hentai +A dude just hung down from the roof in front of my window with a chainsaw revving. GEEZ HI HELLO #RoofRepairSaga +@Mordicant yeah, but not a medieval western Europe setting, that's been DONE. +@Mordicant and perhaps I am arrogant, but I think I know how to work the young media machine, on twitter, tumblr, etc, for Many Fans :D +RT @pithycomments: THIS is happening in the US. TODAY MT @SaraLang: Looking for a source on #tampongate? @HuffingtonPost's got your back ht… +@Mordicant I think I'm aiming for 60k for the first book. +@Mordicant the characters, characters who I know so well as brothers and sisters. +@Mordicant this story has been boiling in my heart for many years, arranged and rearranged and changed but the constant is not the plot but +@Mordicant it comes in fits and bursts a few thousand at a time. +Current novel wordcount: 40,598. By the definition of Science Fiction and Fantasy Writers of America, that's officially novel-length. +@spacerog yeah, they are new, and REALLY GOOD. +@1BlackICE1 Parsee: the blonde Persian Japanese bridge monster. Sure, green eyes, why not. +Why is jealousy said to be green-eyed? Having good, colorful eyes is something to *be* jealous of. +@d2acc1 it is a chocolate peanut butter one +I've listened to so much vocaloid music that synthesized Japanese sounds more natural to me than organically spoken Japanese. +@inversephase from reddit specifically? :< +There are people on my roof and they are tearing off my roof I'm glad I got the memo from my landlady or I'd be pretty freaked out right now +@Myriachan @rikardlang also, forgot to mention yesterday both my NESs are NES 2s that don't have that connector. +@Myriachan unfortunately, "how do I get this info to someone who both can do something and will" is an Unsolved Problem, case by case +@Myriachan fff, I somehow missed this yesterday. You sent me an email I haven't answered too... +@chbidmead @Falkvinge ie I don't test it, I make it so. +A chiptune - two square waves and one triangle wave - under the proverbial microscope http://t.co/NGba41wUnl +@chbidmead @Falkvinge by using my own layers of encryption, and by prosecuting the government when they're caught spying illegally. +Let's ask this artist from 1893 how "gif" is pronounced http://t.co/SMKzJMWjHW +@chbidmead @Falkvinge I'm a professional security researcher. My every *breath* is making the noise not so empty, good sir. +@Kufat in a bit +Random numbers: finicky http://t.co/aHLSlZsLOG +The landlady's roofing guys decided to park their truck squarely across my front steps. Like, if my door swung outwards, it'd hit them. +@basedwhale yes, so this outrage might stand after all. +Hey whoever thinks "abadidea" is their reddit username: no pretty sure it's mine, stop sending me password reset mails kthx +Peanut butter pop-tarts come six to a box instead of eight. This outrage shall not stand +@chbidmead @Falkvinge that never stopped me from demanding anything I feel I deserve +Also, I shall immediately adopt the term “born offline” to describe the vast chasm crossed only, so far as I know, by @jack_daniel +The fallacy of “you use Facebook so you shouldn’t expect any privacy” http://t.co/np2DEtahqg +@inversephase o/ +@jack_daniel all out of fuzzy pink bras? +@WeldPond you know none of that works for an intelligent child :) +RT @taffer: Rammstein does some coding: https://t.co/1YLQGcKKn2 via @twMaize +@m1sp true story: I use the word “convocation” so much because I attended one every morning for four years in high school +@m1sp I just woke up… +RT @swb1192: NSA gif, Pixar-style. http://t.co/Y86E06IExX cc @aral +@m1sp your new avatar is very you +Amazon browser extension: catastrophically vulnerable tracking code http://t.co/r04HneHwlu +RT @jedisct1: OMG. RT @DefuseSec: This is the worst crypto I've ever seen. http://t.co/iXzMETUWpO #php #cryptofails +Holy moley, someone actually posted half a million dollars for the Facebook not-terrorist kid http://t.co/ZIsVsP4Q3n +It's so cute when a married couple's chat icons go idle at the same time +@jesster_king I got the 64GB and I think about 30GB was free. Ended up compressing the drive, as it has little performance impact. +Google Drive has quit: Reason: PRIMARY KEY must be unique Oh goody goody good, my data feels so safe. +@jesster_king I paid $850 I think, $1000 must be with all the SSD fixings +@jesster_king http://t.co/IeifsKJ34C +@m1sp miiispyyy where did you go I just wrote a whole part where the perspective character is 10yo Eodar +@judsontwit pp-mck MML compiler. Tracker GUIs are the devil's work! +@McGrewSecurity @abby_ebooks I deny everything +# 355458649289793536 +@rikardlang <3 some of them are pretty old and hit some sour notes, but I think I am improving :) +@clerian I absolutely only use the Real True Channels, all expansions are blasphemy +@clerian I use the pp-mck MML compiler +Apparently my Very Special Gift is writing chiptunes that are mistaken for FM chips instead of the plain Nintendo chip. Keep hearing so. +@rikardlang (there's also a few songs in that soundcloud with soundfont cellos and oboes, I trust you can distinguish.) +@rikardlang there's about 24 of them in that there soundcloud :) they are all plain 2A03, no expansion. Two squares, triangle, static +@rikardlang it's the 2A03 <3 Emulated, because getting the sound off my old TV is A Lot Of Work. +It went away after I gave up and rebooted - airplane mode didn't fix it. But I guess that means it wasn't the feds, and that's BORING. +@Kufat ah, good/not good, I can still get messages even though my phone is convinced it's in la la land. +@Kufat kindly text me over real true SMS and let me know when you have. Debugging. +Apparently 108 is sometimes used by spoofers. Why would my phone be presenting a spoofed number as its own to me :/ +@meursalt the emulator I use is Audio Overload +@meursalt I have the powerpak, but that's a lot of work to get the sound off my only compatible TV +Uh... so my phone is self-reporting that its number is in the 108 area code, which I don't even think is real. +I think I found their secret base http://t.co/8jTmS53jTk +I wrote another chiptune, or rather, fixed up and finished one I started last year. https://t.co/D2htI6ZsMZ +It's always the side projects with attack surface that get you owned. https://t.co/JiLPGSGFMb +@m1sp and as an aside, note that all the women on the right-hand side have curly hair, and so does Chakori. +@m1sp what have I done http://t.co/qSrU6X6pLw +@michaelminella some of us prefer to live with fewer failure modes :) +@SamusAranX D': D': D': D': +@SamusAranX FYI your avatar freaks me out. The way he smiles. Never stops smiling. Everyone is h a p p y i n A n i m a l C r o s s i n g +My mouse is on the right, the cable goes left, wraps around keyboard tray, comes back, plugs in on right. Who wired this?! --- oh. Me. +@blowdart the "halfway" part was incidental. I mean as opposed to, like, the first time I heard of these problems, when I was twelve. +@Kufat https://t.co/sjRSTTlqun +@chosafine emphasis on the 2013 :) +Why did it take Microsoft until halfway through 2013 to formally decide to do something about its family problems +“Giving teammate bunny ears in class photo”, 1922. http://t.co/njXfThhpxJ +@savagejen @no_structure the universe ends, is reborn, and the next iteration finds out about your weird fetish. +@leighhollowell ;-; +@vogon I don’t think it will actually change anything. They’ll still show up, and it will still be in lower numbers because sequester.z +RT @atheistium: Just a daily reminder on why so many of us talk about sexism in the games industry and community http://t.co/S0U3lg68sc +@savagejen DID YOU KNOW “MELISSA” MEANS BEEEEEES +Buying a queen bee is $25… buying a queen bee plus literally thousands of bees bees bees is as little as $55. +A very long, wandering, and interesting post on mobile memory management http://t.co/HNra7OtA7K +@Kufat yes, I am unprepared to comment at this time +I’d comment on the Defcon/feds thing, but the site seems to *still* be down. +RT @afreak: Cat is out of the bag! Announcing a beta release of CanaryPW! (https://t.co/om03vAo88Z) - More details here: http://t.co/fo4EMR… +@m1sp ... or at least, that would be the implication in the interpretation of Clarion, which Rashk mostly shares. +@m1sp but anyway, it's a two-edged sword. It might not be Solornel! But that would imply someone kills Solornel while Rashk yet lives... +@m1sp I believe the word you're looking for is foolhardy +@m1sp do you know how many hundreds of times I threatened to drown the computer science lab in my future husband's blood for some offense +@SMBCComics err, has the random comic button always been so... deterministic? +@m1sp in summary: you wanna play the vague prophecy game? We'll play the vague prophecy game. http://t.co/FUny2706mG +@m1sp of course not! I changed the exact time and reason Clarion decided to aspect him. +@m1sp tweaking Solornel's early story to make it cruel in ways I'm surprised I didn't think of sooner. :3 +@iain_chalmers well, they didn't kill Al Capone... +@tapbot_paul someone proud of what they did +@DrPizza @blowdart yeah, I'm just saying, the root of the groupies is his friends instinctively sticking up for him on social media +@blowdart to all appearances, he was a dead normal college kid. Dead normal college kids have friends. +He's accused of 17 capital crimes. There's five dead, and I can't even begin to think of twelve other kinds of capital crimes. +@mleveck I just assume terrorists to have pride and admit they did it (and the evidence he was involved really is quite large) +I must admit I am a bit baffled that Tsarnaev the Younger is pleading innocent on all counts. Did his conveniently dead brother coerce him? +RT @TheOnion: Dzhokar Tsarnaev Rushes Out Of Summer Class To Make Court Hearing http://t.co/tmACylWcEQ +@Chispshot @AmyLukima also, I don’t recommend ending suggestions to women with “honey” +@Chispshot @AmyLukima you know “coworking space” implies she probably has no idea who this person is right +RT @egyp7: WTF? "The webpage at chrome://config/ might be temporarily down or it may have moved permanently to a new web address." +RT @AmyLukima: Guy in my co-working space is loudly talking about how he immediately deletes applications from women. Yay tech! +# 355080904298868736 +@m1sp Rashk, in his 50s http://t.co/dNO19RFngk +Oh good, my iPad connected to “attwifi” in this hotel without asking me. I’m sure there’s 0% chance it’s a rogue access point +The door opens. "Hello sweetheart," I say. "Hello," says a voice too high to be his. I turn. It's Coworker George. Does that make us married +@katzmandu @bdunbar @yesjrk when I make fun of anonymous people, you're not supposed to go and humanize them! +I have been given this screenshot of a now-deleted blogpost in which NASA reveals their admins have no freaking clue http://t.co/I8sQVKENnb +I know almost nothing about DNS and I just manually set up a WWW cname record in literally five seconds. Govt DNS admins, wat r u doin +@grp 404 +@vogon ..... my maiden name is Elliott. My parents, thankfully, did NOT give me a middle name that is also a last name AND a boy's name. +@grp I just set it up on http://t.co/cpqQzwiaPU in under five seconds. +@grp too expensive? Their DNS providers are taking them for a ride, it's a line in a config file. +Whenever the town sends us correspondence, they put my middle name on my stuff but no middle name on my husband's. What's with that +G+ is the ravenous beast which consumes APIs. G+ devours all. http://t.co/GnAfhGCPda +RT @deviousdrdave: @0xabad1dea You could play bullshit bingo http://t.co/nb5W6pfFhn +Blue dot problem solved, but now this banner is stuck over my tweet button. http://t.co/SG7Dz9eGVe +@zoevkl what is your avatar from? +You say mandatory company meeting, I hear two hours to work on my sketchbook +@lebijouambre @iShark5060 @MaxBlumenthal your absolute faith that he'd get off the hook if he was innocent is heartening. +@lebijouambre @iShark5060 @MaxBlumenthal if you think a sarcastic joke against no-one in particular is a real and actionable threat... +The blue dot is fixed, I take all credit +But Cyndi, all my best experiences in life came from meeting strangers on the internet and not telling my parents http://t.co/yT064L1lXK +@Myriachan direct message +.@chriseng I mean it's corny, cheesy, and an assortment of other words to describe things that look silly, not that it's bad per se. +@Xaosopher by silence on the DM wire +If you google "nsa kids" to find that ridiculous website, and click the first result... http://t.co/22DiIPjgmz +@Xaosopher my hordes are disappointing me, so far. +As such, there is a moratorium on sending me DMs until such time as blue dots learn where they belong +I'm so glad read status of DMs is serverside now! Too bad it's currently 100% broken and none of these blue dots will go away for any reason +Someone did the work I was too lazy to and double-checked that @NSApubrel is in fact a parody ;) http://t.co/MYJxRI8ryy +@MalwareJake I’m just reading it… +.@_yossi_ no, there’s a separate fax number. No-one old enough to know what a fax is would confuse a fax and a phone number :) +On NSA website: “Phone number for verification of employment: … All requests must be submitted in writing” +@Kronos666_ @NSApubrel getting verified is actually a pretty opaque and arbitrary process +But the number of government websites that fail to resolve if you omit the “www” from their domain name is astounding. +I genuinely cannot tell if @NSApubrel is a real account or a very in-character joke. +RT @NSApubrel: "Does anyone think about the children?" - Yes, we do: http://t.co/D3yDRpuHZ1 #cryptokids +RT @chort0: Again, not particularly fond of Greenwald, but making up obviously disprovable lies only strengthens his case: http://t.co/8S4H… +@hellNbak_ @WeldPond if by companies you mean large corporations. +RT @dangoodin001: Documents Reveal How the NSA Cracked the CIA's Kryptos Sculpture Years Before the CIA: http://t.co/MsvJQQdW35 by @KimZett… +Whoever is in charge of the Windows App Store needs a wake-up slap http://t.co/RjQun3zQnz +RT @kivikakk: '{"stat":"fail", "code":100, "message":"Invalid API Key (Key not found)"}' -- from flickr's own website using its own API. uh… +@edyong209 @InkfishEP @JackLScanlan we were so wrong… it’s not humans who have souls, it’s worms. +RT @edyong209: WTF? Decapitated Worms Regrow Heads with Memories Still Inside http://t.co/rQOFhMRXb7 HT @InkfishEP +@JackLScanlan you have a sick fetish for convoluted puns +RT @botherder: If the disk is smaller than 50GB, this malware prints "Yeah, right, maybe 5 years ago" and quits https://t.co/dR7WvOlMaq +Siri is in on it… keeps transcribing NSA as NASA. +RT @ashedryden: This is why I have panic attacks about answering emails. #tw http://t.co/t7slhCTTSS +There shall be no tumultuous petitioning in this house http://t.co/TfjvwHme6V +@m1sp btw the sigil of the Republic is now boars as makes sense. Here's Ismyrn and Luzcrezo. http://t.co/fBvbl4lH8T +@m1sp Mispy, if they can't have potatoes because that's new world, they darn well can't have sugar gliders! +@Mordicant House Cuttlefish, led by Fell Lord @pzmyers +@meangrape Ancient and Moste Noble House of Goatse +It's really hard to write fictional royal houses and avoid all mention of wolves (dire or otherwise), dragons, and other such "taken" sigils +@marshray @WeldPond dang man I live in Massachusetts and there are three air conditioning units in my townhouse. Go on strike +@WeldPond should we pay Microsoft royalties every time you can see someone using Windows on camera? :p +@WeldPond a violin can play any genre of music; a match between two players can take on any timbre. It contains rules, but not the outcome. +@WeldPond not to the degree that no two Smash Bros matches are anything at all alike +@WeldPond a game is not sheet music, it is a medium. The experience follows the gamer's direction. +Every time I link a wikipedia article to @m1sp, a long silence follows. I'm pretty sure he's becoming the seed of the singularity +(yes, I am saying playing a game is a type of performance art; and it's not a set, prearranged performance copyrighted by some old fogey.) +Also saying one needs permission to broadcast a live play of a game is not unlike the inventor of violins demanding permission to play one +Some people are telling me they reversed the decision (but I can't get links to load). Sounds like a classic legal department PR bungle +@SwooshyCueb it's not loading... +"We really hate fans and we especially hate it when old games get new fans" - @Nintendo +RT @Kotaku: Nintendo blocks top fighting game tournament from streaming Smash Bros http://t.co/KXPBKuly9M (Fans had raised $95k to get game… +# 354738988189364224 +@m1sp is Tsovinar... smiling?! http://t.co/lLuveTx2eO +The Linux password and Windows password on this old machine are different. I don't remember being that paranoid +Could whoever had me pwned in 2011 DM me my Linux login from about then ? +@m1sp *draws an awesome pterosaur* *realizes she has made the same error as most dragon artists and given it six limbs* +@sam82490 ....... how would it do that? Its level would be below the mountain peaks then, that's the point. +@sam82490 because it won't tunnel through rock +@sam82490 @Kufat right, and the segment where the drain is would empty completely and the rest would stabilize behind their mountains. +@m1sp she gets a lot of use out of one simple word. http://t.co/S8tsCOpa0i +I am technically Dutch and I 100% approve of this plan. http://t.co/1ALnNQNnWT / h/t @Kufat +Lens flare ! https://t.co/jFJIAOLyIn +@hokazenoflames no, it was CS crushing their dream of robot maids +RT @gollmann: Root SSH Key Compromised in Emergency Alerting Systems | http://t.co/mSUqGiHSBu http://t.co/OhmRxQpAGA +@WeldPond eww… +@pewpewarrows @alertnewengland http://t.co/gznnZfpzzA we solved it! +RT @alertnewengland: "Another driver with two eyes...why do we even have a spot for this on tickets?" http://t.co/X6zplM4axA +@m1sp today’s script: in a kind of manga-ish twist, Barsamin realizes Luzcrezo’s girlfriend-in-Canada-type is a bajillionaire +For some reason, the philosophy professors at my university thought it’d be cool to have a Philosophy vs CS debate on AI. Poor souls. +@JastrzebskiJ …. I just realized I have not even seen you in weeks +@natashenka at my uni, we had an AI debate: comp sci vs. philosophy departments. I think the philosophy students cried afterwards. +@thegrugq @snare easy: I don’t drink. But I guess that makes my seemingly drunken antics even worse… +RT @feeniks: Jeeez Microsoft Even though we are all aware of Prism isn't this taking things a bit too brazenly? http://t.co/vmTJlYvPjz +RT @pof: to everyone saying I spoiled @BlueboxSec BH's talk, that's not true: details were already public, see https://t.co/x66eQrQkSO +@strngwys @kvegh I was there a few times during my childhood, but not continually. +Cats and dogs unified by a love of human cosplay, attending furless conventions. The most passionate go shaved in everyday life. +@JackLScanlan I’m a failed European :( +RT @mattblaze: Given how almost cheerful Torontonians look under horrendous flooding, it's clear I'd never qualifiy to be Canadian. http://… +RT @dijkstracula: HN got it right. Twitter's actually a single-threaded select() loop running on a Mac Mini underneath a desk. Don't tell … +RT @edyson: First time I've spotted a #drone warning - near Court Square in Queens. How many to come? http://t.co/nGs5MmXzfM +@nrr perhaps, like me, they live in terror of their electronics being among the mountain of electronics stolen by baggage workers… +@apiary I can at least say I’ve never heard of a corrupt firefighter. That job is pretty hard to do wrong. +RT @timdenee: This little comic about Batman the Hoarder is pretty great. http://t.co/ofxyn8mJTj +RT @marshray: I wonder if these folks criticizing #Snowden for stuff he said pseudonymously on forums when he was 20 realize they're provin… +@meursalt trying to build apache +"WARNING: error: bla bla bla" These words have meanings in programming, computer. Incompatible. meanings. +@m1sp in particular, I'm doing another iteration of adjusting the dialogue of minor characters to be more in-character +@m1sp I JUST WANT MY BABY TO BE PERFECT also it needs a few adjustments to keep the canons aligned +@m1sp also I am editing the heck out of the poor manuscript tonight +@m1sp definitely. Only a very professional internet thief would be able to steal your internets. +RT @m1sp: @0xabad1dea http://t.co/UJOxr2wFwU This is how you protect the internets right +@m1sp I just had a fit that "Kushan" is etymologically disconnected from the rest of the lore and replaced it with "Tarimin" +.@0x17h @stillchip a means of registering I didn't even know existed, and clearly introduced an alternate codepath /cc twitter engineers :p +@0x17h how did you find this +RT @0x17h: @0xabad1dea try to go to this user's main page https://t.co/nGabnFtUW7 +I'm listening to two big tough men loudly trade braiding tips for the sake of their small daughters +I went to a local restaurant and the waitress asked me if my tumblr blog was still popular. She knows too much ! +@WhiteMageSlave if you search for capacitive stylus on amazon it's a completely generic brand +@m1sp I hope I sound like I know about swords http://t.co/1T4qvemBcj +# 354386648718508033 +@m1sp he is definitely the best Occidental http://t.co/rMx8L6aQu2 +@m1sp look at Barsamin you can see his NECK and he’s SMILING for an emotion other than awkwardness he’s all grown up +@m1sp look who it is!! http://t.co/Q3ItC926el +@window !! +@m1sp it’s almost as if a faintly remembered event was interpreted by all parties in a way that appealed to their culture! +@nickdepetrillo @fredowsley ewww, you were camming right next to me?! +Oh my gods. The twitter goddess is real. She has granted our prayers for server-side tracking of which DMs we have read +RT @raffi: we've solved the hardest problem in CS! "Direct messages now sync across all your devices." https://t.co/X8k1NGXxMe +@m1sp :( http://t.co/2mNqeKSKX8 +@m1sp in one of my books of poems, there’s one that’s just straight up “who is the tempter, who is evil and corrupt? Women.” +@m1sp there's an entire section labeled anti-feminine http://t.co/mQJYAzY9Mc +@m1sp http://t.co/9vU7GOzmA6 +*looking out window* "Your husband seems to be outside. I assume he is lost." - @fredowsley +@thegrugq Twitter web interface has decided to auto-prepend new tweets with @thegrugq okay Twitter I know I talk to him but not THAT much +@thegrugq but I haven't gotten an email! I even actually checked my email. +@thegmanehack I heard a lot of people recommend them when godaddy was being godaddyish, and they support unicode domains +@fredowsley @thegrugq … I’ll allow it. +RT @chriseng: I dislike how The Guardian is milking the Snowden story, trickling out in bits (e.g. waiting a month to post Part 2 of June 6… +@MarkKriegsman I swear I just saw like, 30 to 2 in the big glass room +@apiary emphasis on relatively +This seems like a relatively gender-balanced workplace until I see a meeting of the big people up top. +@rbf_ um…. I never said it was +@rbf_ um… that’s still sovereign. They didn’t become a colony or a province of some other place. +@dinodaizovi @dguido is this… a problem y’all have been having, gentlemen? +@rbf_ I meant Japan the sovereign country, with an imperial throne. +@rbf_ I’m just saying, that I believe the Japanese would agree with me that Japan has been Japan for A Very Long Time. +Orwell accused Wells of having some violent agenda against horses… but it was Orwell who sent them to the glue factory :’( +@rbf_ you seem to assume I will defend with vigor every date listed on some http://t.co/UrOpiLliRu page +@rbf_ there was the Shogunate phase too. But there was still an Emperor then too. +@rbf_ there’s still an Emperor. They added representative government, but there’s still an Emperor. +And yes, it turns out defining the starting moment of a country is undecidable in the general case. I know. +@rbf_ Japan’s imperial line is unbroken. That one I will grant being quite ancient. +RT @_FloridaMan: Florida Man Falls Asleep On Couch In The Middle Of Burglary; Found Next Morning By Homeowner | http://t.co/ByZXU71Ou0 +@0x6D6172696F sir I like the way you think +@innismir I’d personally consider that whole revolution thing to be starting over, but I guess they reckon it as just a reform… +RT @jbrodkin: Noticing any slow/buffering/non-functional YouTube videos? Send me links if so, doing some YouTube performance testing. +I don’t think there is anything quite so unsettling as the receding timestamps on the online activity of the newly dead. +@drewtoothpaste @vogon oh my gawd is that a PEAR? My life’s ambition is to eat a pear, of which hundreds grow in this town. +RT @ioerror: Pro-tip: if you want me to do a Skype interview about #Snowden, I'm not even going to reply to your email. +@randyknobloch @DrPizza “Misty Shock” is definitely a stripper supervillain name. And I say that as someone called Misty in high school… +The average age of today’s governments is younger than you think, except Japan really skews the average. http://t.co/VQ6U3B3Aai +@octal @thegrugq I definitely mind the intel a mite more +@snare Mr. Dawkins is plenty smart as long as you realize his erudite tower reaches into the clouds… +@wwwtxt this is a definition of car fax with which I was previously unfamiliar ! +@DrPizza they seem to have some sort of single vendor deal going though… wonder how steep the discounts are. +RT @DrPizza: I want to work for Contoso corp. They are consistent early adopters for shiny new tech. +RT @nicktail: Nintendo managed to not notice a month-long brute force attack... http://t.co/lFiKSLO199 +In this RT: I can’t make this stuff up. +RT @whitehouse: Obama: "We’ve made huge swaths of your government more efficient, more transparent, and more accountable than ever before."… +@Jodzio yes, I got a fellow woman pregnant, I’m just that hot. +@octal @thegrugq except for the way this guy’s happy go lucky one-way signing implicates a bunch of people together +I think the Starbucks lady thinks I'm Coworker George's other woman. And his wife is pregnant. +@m1sp also, Houri has a lot more of it, but she’s still in harmless nascent sidekick stage +@m1sp I think the GoT way of putting this would be waking the eagle +@kivikakk so… is that your name now, Amelias, in the plural ? +@puellavulnerata btw your key-signing fan is easy to find on twitter, if you haven’t checked. Must be him, timeline is very leak-centric +The key problem with PGP is that the web of trust can have one-way nodes inserted nilly-willy. http://t.co/OZJqgCiXUE oh and metadata leaks +@Viss and the only reason I’m not on that list is I forgot to sign @puellavulnerata’s key because my local installation was broke… +@gsuberland I suspect someone may have been trying too hard to make fun of “there’s no such thing as rape” +@iShark5060 @MaxBlumenthal oh yeah I complain. I complain a lot. But I’d never think “I should call the cops and hope he rots in jail!” +@rantyben get your mind out of that gutter ! +@iShark5060 @MaxBlumenthal sounds like a good way to become too frightened to say much of anything +@iShark5060 @MaxBlumenthal what did we learn? You go to jail for pre-crime. +@m1sp last one tonight I swear http://t.co/EMUg1HTPha +@thegmanehack but it’s at http://t.co/1FUyPttxdD if you want to ping it gently :p +@thegmanehack I’ve been using it as a general Linux, even ran dwarf fortress over ssh +@thegmanehack I bumped up the ram to 1GB I think… +@thegmanehack I’m quite satisfied, and it’s speedy from most of the world, it’s like, two hops from Amsterdam… +RT @MikeTaylor: Not sure whether to laugh or cry at: How many historians does it take to change a light bulb? (with peer-review): http://t.… +@m1sp the perfect excuse to draw Bars with his hair down! http://t.co/Z9Lxa9CJXZ +@m1sp writing dialogue for clever little girls is my one true joy in life http://t.co/WUyknME8wg +@puellavulnerata curse you autocorrect +@puellavulnerata stop repressing their /user/lib/ERTY +RT @tab2space: I’m sure they were just plumbers. http://t.co/Wt8bSCGzTr +@nickdepetrillo … this picture is definitely better. If you were wondering. +@homakov the state-run lotteries are considered by some people to be one of the worst things the US government does… +@homakov it’s a lottery if you buy numbered tickets, and they draw the winning number, who gets the money. +@misuzulive yaaaaay +RT @MaxBlumenthal: 19-year-old kid jailed for a sarcastic comment on Facebook. Now he's on suicide watch. Who's next? http://t.co/xTmXgGFqz… +@Viss ohhh baby your signal’s so cleeeaaaan +@DrPizza they are almost all from cargo trucks, out all day every day in the summer heat +@m1sp Should rename the book "teenagers generating international incidents" http://t.co/sMiDAJYbPB +# 354022889118384129 +@m1sp one of these people is not cut out for intrigues. http://t.co/jlvJKy85yu +@m1sp then be a good friend and star my drawings :p +@m1sp arai arai! http://t.co/kSnwvVDzg6 +@m1sp *poke* chats? +@m1sp and that's why Hayr resolves he'd sooner throw himself off a mountain than join a camp. +@m1sp a bit deliberate! The boy shirking off arranged marriage is their cultural archetype rebel +@m1sp no, no, Kandakari and Arakel have two different aspects, only one of which remains in Tokhar. The aspect of truth drifts. +@m1sp anyway if you still have the link I've been expanding the lore book +@ibutsu @m1sp Petragon, named for its stonework, is one of my fictional countries - the token white people. +@m1sp I think that anyone in Petragon too old for fairy tales would say that the story is greatly exaggerated. It's just *Antaram.* +@Kufat this is your notice that I have bailed +I had a dream that I came upon a rural homestead, abandoned. One word hurriedly carved into the snowdrifts: "UNIX" +@marshray pretty sure that only helped software piracy… +RT @RealTimeWWII: Col. Amilakvar wears dress uniform (no helmet) in battle: "When one risks meeting God, one must be properly dressed." htt… +@marshray privateer has a nice roguish ring to it… +Incidentally, “illegal x: don’t do it because of punishment z” is possibly the most circular argument I have ever seen seriously used. +RT @awallens: I asked Siri: When is my next appointment with Beth?" She said, "I don't see any appointments with Death!" Um, good to know! … +@CyborgCode there is no trick. It’s a completely false dichotomy that a woman can be attractive OR she can pursue job skills. +@CyborgCode the fact that you think so means you have bought in to patriarchal ideology :( +RT @dhh: Thousands of spies and billions of equipment will find a way to justify itself by inventing new enemies far beyond their original … +“Illegal gambling: it isn’t worth the risk. Because we’ll set you up then murder you over two thousand dollars.” http://t.co/ALzN98LpGC +RT @maradydd: This is the only 3rd Amendment claim I've ever seen in my life. Are they working backward? http://t.co/0zrlq6nrFj +@DrPizza and the reason they’re not only still open, but USA is spending a fortune on an entirely new facility in Germany, etc ? +You do realize I know all the reasons and I’m making an observation that we are imperialistic right +@DarrenPMeyer I know a country called France who would object to that assertion… +@Sonikku_a and we’re so worried about Germany? :) +@HersonHN the country +I’ve always thought it strange that America has military bases in Europe but Europe doesn’t have any in America. +@hemantmehta ohh, that explains why everyone I ever knew is dead ! +RT @chriseng: On Android, Google replaced the Talk app with the Hangouts app, but in alphabetical view, the Hangouts icon still shows up wi… +RT @MadSagamoreBrdg: Don't worry, I know there was a power outage but I don't run on electricity. I run on the frustration of people stuck … +RT @suigenerisjen: Anyone who isn't outraged by this isn't awake http://t.co/1xkdUssEgA +RT @zoeimogen: I'm told I do not have eldest daughter's school report because the apostrophe in our surname broke the school computer syste… +RT @20000TinyJars: if you see someone staring into space dont bother them bc theyve just leveled up and are allocating stats & skills and w… +@rgov someone mentioned that it has a high number of users in Certain Countries. +@m1sp http://t.co/hEBiix4XAH +@QuantumG dang... that's actually... a really good price, aside from the fact that it'd be a cruel prank +@innismir thank gods it wasn't actually the one with the blue light. It's better and they stopped making them. +I seem to have finally succeeded in frying one of the $10 dongles. A moment of silence… +@theROPfather though of course there’s a lot of perfectly fine music which imitates it in broad terms with the blips and the bloops :) +@theROPfather if someone doesn’t mention what model chip the song is for, it’s probably not a chiptune proper. +@theROPfather it has the very specific meaning of being produced by a programmatically manipulated synthesizer chip +There should be audio attached to hear satanic!Miku... https://t.co/lNaz2ksvK8 +When I started the Eve client, it broke OSX's sound somehow so that it's only playing lower components. Hatsune Miku sounds... satanic +# 353661539728900096 +@scottmarkwell based on the frequency I suspect it’s related to the lower touchscreen initializing. +@Kim_Bruning @blowdart I don’t like it. The style grates on my nerves. +Watch out world! I now know the exact frequency to scan to detect a Nintendo 3DS boot sequence. No secret is safe! +“… I can’t pick up any FM stations. They’re all static!” … *unplugs the entirely powered off Terrible Laptop from charger* “There they are!” +@stiabhang no and not yet +There is a checkerboard pattern on a subset of the LCD I'm tempesting. I'm so close I can taste it. http://t.co/N4oDNWs7RL +@DarrenPMeyer it wouldn't be a problem if my algorithm actually worked, but I'm stuck in the tweak-and-rerun loop :p +(I'm actually only processing an array of ten million things, but it can only possibly be more true of a billion. Especially with 8GB ram.) +It takes far too long to cast an array of a billion things to a billion other things in Python #firstworldscienceproblems +@blowdart I think I was twelve the last time I actually went to a fanfiction site to read fanfiction. +@The1TrueSean I'm telling @WhiteMageSlave all about what a meanie you are +@The1TrueSean @WhiteMageSlave I can't tell if you don't know you're being made fun of +@The1TrueSean @WhiteMageSlave my asquib what? +@WhiteMageSlave TECHNOMAGE +@WhiteMageSlave NO I AM NOT A MUGGLE I AM NOT I AM NOT I AM NOOOOOOOOT +@WhiteMageSlave I was in Salem not two nights ago and I didn't meet any witches :( +#fanfictiontaughtme you can get your Hogwarts letter even if you're American!... ... ... I was a lonely child +@ScratchFreedom @MyLittleDroney I’m not adverse to it but I’ve only seen like one episode ;) the pinkie pie is a good luck talisman I guess! +. @MyLittleDroney , my little droney, death from the skies, it’ll be a surprise ! http://t.co/F8ehhhJlPT +@Myriachan ha, they’d never give me one no matter how nicely I asked, I bet :) +@savagejen @th3j35t3r as usual, he seems upset there are countries other than America which get up to country-ish activities occasionally +I dream of the weirdest tech- like an electronic pink diary with a hash breaker feature for breaking into other diaries +Gah I can't escape the surveillance !! http://t.co/nR1SATU4XO +@snare if those are my only choices, I’ll take fight +RT @jzy: Outside graphic isn't as good as it used to be. http://t.co/TrhErGu2c1 +Wait, did the US seriously send Venezuela an extradition request after they’d already offered asylum? Horse, barn, and the barn is on fire +RT @scanlime: The Zynga mistake reminds me of back when I managed to register "mailer-daemon@aol.com"... http://t.co/W7tjJeKIUG +@apiary hot +RT @kevinmitnick: WOW! Venezuela President offered Snowden asylum. USA shouldn't have messed with the President of Boliva's flight. http://… +@DrPizza DH complains of the same thing +@m1sp http://t.co/R1iqrNilHG +@nickm_tor *googles* wtf +@m1sp you disappeared without sharing an opinion ;-; +@Baneki @nickm_tor I know they're alpacas, but that doesn't alliterate ! +@nickm_tor llama lovin' http://t.co/48O311OMCy +@JeffCurless @The1TrueSean gods deliver me, he's even worse than the husband I got +I heard Irish music in my house. I came downstairs and my husband was gone but @The1TrueSean was just sitting there like he lives here +# 353286342286901250 +From the dictionary of the ancient Tocharian language http://t.co/ZxU6T4a0NE +Next edition of "abadidea draws angry girls" http://t.co/N6iJ9MMmVd +RT @DoritosOntario: @SaddestTiger What you're feeling is the actual universe. This is existence. A brutal, unrelenting, laborious drudge. P… +RT @AndrewCrow: My #Comcast #Xfinity experience: Rep: "I see your modem in our system and it's online and fine." Me: "Really? It's curren… +@m1sp wake uuuuuup I have stuuuuuuff +@tenfootfangs also my stories have snakes as a motif of one of the cultures so yeah. +@zaralynda @azurelunatic mayhaps twitter needs a downvote button... +@tenfootfangs I just wanted to make sure, for purposes of writing a fairy tale, that pythons can measure at least as long as a person. +"google, python length" "the length of a list can be found by..." "google, just this once, python length SNAKE" +@JavaKrypt @pandy92 away from this, actually. Obsession with gender roles is a mark of early stages of human cultures. +(Congress people do not automatically get a *true* clearance but they get a lot more than the normal humans.) +@innismir indeed, they don’t HAVE clearance, but they still have broad access to classified information. +And if you were refused a clearance and then got elected to congress, I don’t think anyone could do anything about that! (Or could they?) +@raudelmil you don’t have to convince them *you deserve a security clearance.* :) +It occurs to me that being elected to congress would be less paperwork than getting a security clearance the conventional way +@blowdart yeah… sigh +People complain about other people who look at phones in public. But they’re a lot less intrusive than newspapers. http://t.co/ZRgJb1hCVb +@BettorOffSingle pff…. Snerk…. Hahahahahahaha this is a good parody account +@IndigoCCS you stole my clever tweet! I’ll report you as spam! (Nah but really, please do.) +@chort0 idg… oh +FOIA requests denied because that would prove they have capabilities they want us to think they don’t, then. https://t.co/89PMfqqpss +RT @aestetix: "Your request is denied because the fact of the existence or non-existence of response records is a .. classified matter." +RT @aestetix: Wow, my FOIA request to the NSA for my phone records was denied. Fuck you, NSA. +RT @KillerMikeGTO: I read this and........"Naw I'm cool" http://t.co/x8fXPG1tvC +@grahamvsworld @innismir need to meet more government contractors then! +RT @TetZoo: Look: holotype of Eocene #lizard Yantarogekko, preserved in Baltic amber. Incredible, c54 million yrs old! #reptiles http://t.c… +@OrwellUpgraded I said don’t use it as a social justice button, not don’t use it as a report spam button o_O +RT @pandy92: There's a website selling wigs for baby girls so they don't get mistaken for baby boys. It starts early. http://t.co/g1fElY7A3a +@nickm_tor there’s a llama one too… +Please don’t use “report as spam” as some kind of social justice button. Even if it’s an abusive account, you’re just being abusive too +@BettorOffSingle … well, I think *everyone* is better off if *you’re* single, yes! +@geekable I want you to know I live next to a Dunkin Donuts and never go. +@SimonZerafa certainly not! There are artists a thousand times better who need the money. +@tangenteroja Salem murdered “witches,” which was basically any woman who was the slightest bit odd. +@m1sp so. much. LORE. http://t.co/JLczROwm3e +@no_structure DON’T MESS WITH THEM. http://t.co/zogXMEbyYF +@GermanCityGirl @The1TrueSean am I the only one who doesn’t understand why an Amazon princess wears the star spangled banner +RT @natashenka: You say my code is self-modifying like it's a bad thing +@matthew_d_green and then every time Amazon's East Coast availability zone goes down we have a global traffic jam +Salem, Massachusetts apparently rejects traffic-sensitive traffic signals as witchcraft +My hobby: seeing how young I can make myself look by making my pupils big http://t.co/sVpRxPENuD +@ra6bit ever hear New World Symphony? Russians got the American music thing NAILED. +@flyhachi probably not, as we already have a cross-country trip coming up... :( +They're playing the 1812 song live and the fireworks are gonna be the cannons eeeee! +Animal Crossing blue-screened. http://t.co/qAaK5qf3nV +My favorite thing is when twitter silently fails to post images over 3G +@tangenteroja though a few hundred years ago I'd have been murdered here +@tangenteroja I'm here. I posted a picture. I just like ships :) +This guy is breaking my heart with reading the Gettysburg Address +My animal crossing town is now open, over 3G, at the beach +Nice town, Salem. http://t.co/uou6hCOkyr +# 352927361571889153 +Going to fireworks … at the beach! 🎆🏄 #America:#TheGoodParts +@grp @comex aw man, evil organizations never try an’ recruit ME… +@kragen because of things related to that, yes +I’ve been angry since literally three minutes after I woke up, so here’s another angry girl #arttherapy http://t.co/GCLcWJB57f +@0x17h sometimes you read too much into things. +@jesster_king they’re apparently not on there. +@0x17h it was never perfect so we should just give up ! +@jesster_king to stick it into another thing +@loganb that... makes sense, if you don't say restaurant. Sorry :p +@jrmithdobbs do you know how many THOUSANDS of real-world buffer overflows I've seen with my own eyes at work? Not "perpetuating" jack. +@jrmithdobbs in C/C++, Java, .NET, PHP, etc, pretty much everything except Javascript, which needed manual prodding. +@jrmithdobbs and I note that this entire process was an EXCEPTION to our usual methods; you never hear about our thousands of routine scans. +@jrmithdobbs it uses sound, non-novel algorithms. The bug was not in a novel (homegrown) algorithm, it was in an entropy failure. +Somehow missed this when it came out... really good owning of a Chromebook. http://t.co/hAH4qJDIUw +@THEwmAnderson they save crummy jpegs to the SD card +I don't suppose there's a way to coax Animal Crossing into not saving screenshots at super low quality +I'm *so close* to having a theme going. Anyone have any high-tech things they want to gift me? http://t.co/MwONOdJ5kJ +@bascule and only America could not understand they’re being called barbarians with that statement +Paula, you are a bear. In a video game. You are not “busy until 3:00.” You are wandering around shaking virtual trees +An AI in Animal Crossing just made an appointment with me to hang out at 3pm. And I feel obligated to show up. Ffff. +@ErrataRob @mikko you know, in most legends, the one who wins the impossible dare for a marriage is killed, imprisoned, or tricked out of it +@jrmithdobbs clearly, you’re so privy to our conversations and business contracts that you must be the NSA… +@jrmithdobbs And it was hyped by Not Us, and *at the time* we tried to tone down the hyping of it, because it wasn’t cryptanalysis. +@jrmithdobbs take a stand against WHAT? We did what we do and were honest about what we did. +@jrmithdobbs wow, if it is fraud to not find 100% of all possible bugs after saying we won’t, the whole industry really is screwed. +@jrmithdobbs but it wasn’t up to me, and I’ll get in trouble again if I keep yelling about it :( +@jrmithdobbs if it had been up to me I would have said to refuse the contract because it’s too far off from our core service +@jrmithdobbs did you actually read the report? +I started up Animal Crossing without an SD card and it punished me with three dialog boxes before it told me what was wrong #uirage +.@thecharrr then we shall INVADE Animal Crossing and LIBERATE THEM. +Time to find out if Animal Crossing celebrates America Day I guess +@gsuberland don’t be silly. There’s no such thing as numbers BETWEEN powers of two. +@WarOnPrivacy same here :p but the east coast is quite vertical +@WarOnPrivacy in all fairness, I grew up accustomed to ten-hour car rides at the drop of a hat +Apple Maps, how far to Salisbury beach? “13 hours” Okay, how far to the Salisbury beach IN THIS STATE? “Oh. Forty minutes” +@WarOnPrivacy also, sorry, still pretty small ;) +@WarOnPrivacy but the only person who lives in the western half of Massachusetts is @Paucis__Verbis +Goodness, I keep forgetting how small Massachusetts is… http://t.co/i1UGF1PqHT (also, my, what classy fonts you have!) +@DarthNull @i0n1c I’m pretty sure it’s one of those things where there are more people making fun of dummies than original dummies. +@jcran NSA has added you to list “NSA/watch” +@SimonZerafa ie it’s only a bug BECAUSE the entropy of the result matters in context. +@SimonZerafa go look at any list of common JavaScript errors, calculating the entropy of something won’t be on the list :p +@brinxmat but in the end you must understand the remark was playful. People in England in the 1770s stood up for us to the king +@brinxmat yes, that kind of supports my point ;) the first waves, who did the hardest part, were religious exiles, criminals, etc. +@SimonZerafa in the end the bug comes down to where I always said the bugs would be in JS — the genre of casting errors. +@SimonZerafa we don’t specifically offer JavaScript line-by-line auditing, no. At least not yet. +@SimonZerafa we did a manual penetration test to verify that it behaved as the spec advertised. +@brinxmat ah, back in the old days, we did it with slavery and indentured servitude (which is slavery with a time limit, for Europeans!) +.@j4cob well, I wasn’t on a phone, though perhaps it can’t distinguish between iPhones and iPads reliably… +@brinxmat I don’t think I know many Europeans who immigrated so recently, they’re vastly outnumbered by the Indians and Koreans :) +Anyway @kaepora claims that one-on-one conversations, which is I presume where the most sensitive stuff is, were not affected +@hackerfantastic what! How do you have almost as many as me +Anyway, if anyone wants to have a fight over audits of enciphered felines, I’m totally game as long as we do it where my boss can’t see. +RT @Number10cat: The Home Office is using an online tool that recognises sarcasm. Great work guys... http://t.co/RSw0nU02hC +“Oops, you will need to generate a temporary password on twitter dot com to contine.” Err, why not just text me my login code…? +RT @cryptocatapp: Blog Post — New Critical Vulnerability in Cryptocat: Details and more: https://t.co/Hu7WbKFSqt +RT @Pinboard: Towards the end of his demo, Doug Engelbart skips over some material for lack of time. That's why we don't have hoverboards t… +The little firebrand is stirred to wrath by a bug. The little firebrand has cold water poured over her head and is told to go back to bed +@andreybelenko @chriseng @thegrugq @solardiz @WeldPond and as it pertains to entropy amount, I’d classify that as cryptanalysis. +@andreybelenko @chriseng @thegrugq @solardiz @WeldPond it’s a stupid bug, but looks like more than one smart person didn’t quite catch it. +@solardiz @WeldPond @andreybelenko @thegrugq (yeah, this one was a manual. Our magic engine doesn’t support JavaScript analysis) +@rantyben @chriseng @thegrugq @solardiz @andreybelenko @WeldPond not a comprehensive source audit and certainly not a proper cryptanalysis +@rantyben @chriseng @thegrugq @solardiz @andreybelenko @WeldPond it was a time-limited exterior manual penetration test 1/2 +RT @EdwardTufte: An enormous contribution to the art of scaling by placing object of known size into a graphic. http://t.co/RrLRStvYvF #d… +@chriseng @thegrugq @solardiz @andreybelenko @WeldPond Namely, that it was using known-good algorithms and such. +@chriseng @thegrugq @solardiz @andreybelenko @WeldPond and we don’t do cryptanalysis. The report enumerates what was checked wrt crypto +@blowdart no actually the last one it’s seriously a tigger word with me for real. +@brinxmat ungrateful? America was built by the people Europe didn’t want! +@blowdart ..... ouch dude, trigger word +@geekable and Thomas Jefferson owned slaves and George Washington probably was mean to someone once. +@geekable spying on someone you are formally at war with is a trifle different from spying on a beloved ally. Even if they're both England. +@CreetureNZ and most of them, including the 4th, very specifically address something they were fed up with. +All the British are sleeping, they can't object. +On a lighter note, Happy IN YOUR FACE ENGLAND Day +Happy Fourth of July America. The Fourth Amendment is one of the things we had to fight a war to have. +RT @zephyrfalcon: @0xabad1dea You should make a game where you throw angry girls at chauvinist pigs :P +Abadidea Boots Up Bootleg Pokemon! http://t.co/5PN7k5J46y tonight: an old man gives me the thing good! +@adamely @supersat yeeeaah... The store detects only the most trivially overt stuff +@xa329 @ra6bit http://t.co/E0tJ2XvZaN +@Disguised99 chemistry, he is from an educated country and he shall have it called *chemistry*! +(I lied. Sometimes I draw pensive boys) http://t.co/Qfccbn9Toc +@ra6bit also, it’s okay, you can say “it’s the glasses… and being stocky… and angry.” +@ra6bit she usually wears these bigger more kawaii ones. http://t.co/ji7hodau4m +@ra6bit dangit @ternus thought this character looks like me too But she is NOT the one who snaps and kills everyone +Fact: the only thing I draw is angry girls. Dozens of notebooks of angry girls http://t.co/a9kK9GslvO +(Uncropped source, because it's really quite pretty. Yes, I'm researching historical costume design...) http://t.co/gWyUTjI8M7 +@CharlieEriksen it's really just a markov chain run over tweets... @m1sp birthed it one night +"I think we're better off as friends. Why don't you ask my sister out?" "Giiirrrrrl don't try to pass him off on me" http://t.co/s2kLiOyF9N +@NireBryce I cower in the suburbs, I'm afraid. +Folk north of Boston: what sort of outdoor nonsense should I drag my <s>cave troll</s> husband to tomorrow? +Okay I get it’s a Blackhat talk but wow this disclosure is a tease http://t.co/8DUR28PaSx +“The United States does not support specific individuals or political parties” Sure, sure. http://t.co/eSxhHgjnfm +@botnet_hunter this particular site - you will know it by its good taste in pink - has done right by me in the past +I find it bizarre that a payment processor would have a rule against anonymization services as if it were immoral http://t.co/BhF6nuaDha +@kivikakk actually, I need to learn more, and learning from a technical document like this would probably be easiest for me ! +@marginoferror you can copy multiple lines without the line numbers, as it’s a table cell or some such +@marginoferror fprintf(stderr ,"引数が足りません\n"); +@dijama yeah I don’t type it out directly to avoid automated spamming +@dijama it’s not particularly secret… +It then turned out I can’t actually read Japanese. http://t.co/wUZCuICqFz +Success! The publisher takes Paypal. I have the PDF \o/ +Our little AI project apparently considers Minecraft to be an arousing word https://t.co/Njvr5PLlpa +Currently seeing if I can stumble through the publisher’s site for it… +# 352577240799780865 +Unfortunately, Amazon.jp won’t let me send to my dirty American kindle… or I’d totally buy it to support this masterpiece +@kivikakk pro +Proof: gcc is not the most kawaii compiler http://t.co/V9ZIxUt0ol +@mof18202 @nrr @_am3thyst k… k… kawaii （≧∇≦） +@_am3thyst @nrr I know the *book* is real, I mean did it really appear in some anime ! +@Tomi_Tapio I find it physically difficult to tap-to-close such pictures +@nrr is that… the original text? +@ErrataRob @donicer @Apofus no doubt a green laser pen will now be as sure a sign of terror as a Casio compass watch +@rallat @bbhorne either it’s old or made from simple, reliable parts. +RT @bbhorne: Here's the inside of the bug that Ecuador found at their London embassy: http://t.co/pDKUgEdN4C +RT @Zookus: Note to the person currently running @MtGox. Twitter has a cap of 140 characters. You shouldn't try to type out a full e-mail r… +@natashenka perhaps old hoary nesasm ? It will generate an iNES header but you can lop that off… +RT @savagejen: There are nationwide protests against NSA spying tomorrow, the 4th of July. Find your local protest: http://t.co/bCSeI22ko4 +I've discovered I can control the weather. If I set something on a windowsill to warm up, the sun will retreat behind clouds. +RT @RT_com: BREAKING: Al Jazeera #Egypt offices raided as national broadcast shut down: http://t.co/8jxskuArBN +Let me sing for you the song of my people http://t.co/Di4YvioO9T +@veorq @marshray the correct exponent is never 1. +I get nervous when I see @julianor tweet acronyms… +RT @jricole: Dear Egyptian revolutionaries: Just remember, we in US already have dibs on July 4; so hurry up or slow down +@solak @Veracode ugh, I couldn’t eat that, it looks like mould… +@noirinp @superglaze @hypatiadotca I have no idea what’s going on but I want more of it ! +RT @noirinp: RT @superglaze OK, this European Parliament debate on #PRISM just got very weird http://t.co/lNEMHmzsrx +RT @SteveD3: On the other hand, this is funny. http://t.co/H76P2EI0ab +@gsuberland they didn’t “pick a slogan.” To my understanding it was a spontaneous response to singing religious songs to tick ‘em off. +@joecarter @gsuberland what’s wrong with “hoes before embryos”? I do indeed value allegedly loose but sentient humans over pre-sentients. +@chriseng I'm checking who RTs this... *cough* @fredowsley +RT @chriseng: OH: "When I first joined the company, I thought it was @0xabad1dea's full-time job to tweet." +If you start a PHP hate blog on tumblr, people will send you mails asking for homework assistance. +@kcarmical postcards are treated differently and often “lost” so I was just gonna go ahead and write on envelopes that won’t fall to bottom +@kcarmical randomly on the envelope, it’d need a valid address. +A fun experiment would be to send letters with encrypted text written on the outside of the envelope and see who freaks out. +RT @ioerror: This is a privacy violation that nearly everyone understands: http://t.co/6AaWs2zWoI #USPS #NSA #postalspying +@McGrewSecurity and that’s a problem, if it doesn’t work both ways. +RT @LINGUISTICSHULK: HULK USE SINGULAR "THEY!" PEOPLE UNDERSTAND! HULK SMASH PRESCRIPTIVISM! #linguistics #language #descriptivism +@katzmandu @MrToph oh, and people actually *trying* to smuggle weapons on planes have a near 100% success rate :) +@katzmandu @MrToph only if you suppose that small weapons found in luggage correlates with in-flight murders prevented. +RT @MrToph: The TSA has an instagram account. Your tax dollars at work. http://t.co/S9ooIngLti +@m1sp that sounds like a prophecy or something +RT @xeni: Obama warned of retaliation for any nation aiding Snowden. But today, South America is pissed. Pres of Argentina calls emergency … +I certainly have learned the names of a lot of presidents and prime ministers recently +RT @BBCBreaking: Bolivian President Morales says diverting his plane was "an offence against the country", via @BBCGavinHewitt http://t.co/… +RT @mrbellek: Hey Ubisoft, your email telling me to reset my password because you were hacked is flagged by Gmail as a phishing scam. Good … +@m1sp a guard! With a name! http://t.co/QFFD0DeKpb +@thegrugq you’re actually right this time +@thegrugq I’ve seen you, you’re not too fat. I could totally shift you if I threw my weight into it… +@thegrugq I’ll shift u +@thegrugq if America wants to be called a lady she had best act like one even around people she considers small folk +@killerswan @oh_rodr me either, but I’m rather against organized religion in the general case +Due to Klout’s algorithm, I was once the world’s leading Hitler authority, beating out seventeen parody accounts and one guy who was serious +@killerswan @oh_rodr I’m sure people lacking basic sanitation will be pleased to know that the political landscape has obsoleted a word. +@janinda @oh_rodr I was once The top klout result FOR HITLER +@oh_rodr @killerswan the argument is that it slowly begins with a distinct lack of a distinct moment sometime after conception. +@oh_rodr @killerswan Ferns are alive. *Bacteria* is alive. It’s harder to prove something ISN’T alive, when you get too philosophical. +@oh_rodr @killerswan I’m happy for your baby but that is such a straw man argument ;) of course it’s alive. +@oh_rodr @killerswan sadly? Sounds like a happy occasion +@oh_rodr @killerswan if someone abuses that protection of the mother’s life, they can answer to their gods. +@oh_rodr @killerswan the law draws the line on the side of “you know, sometimes women DIE if they can’t abort, we should make room for that” +@killerswan @oh_rodr also, there are many religions in the world with priests, and the requirements for all of them tend to vary :) +@killerswan @oh_rodr you don’t need a law to stop you from doing something you sincerely believe is wrong. +@killerswan @oh_rodr I’m just saying, when there’s no clear line, there’s no one answer, if you think something is right then do it. +@Scott_SanfordTX @0x17h someone can’t tell when they’re being trolled. +@oh_rodr many do. If they don’t, it turns out they have moral agency of their own. +@oh_rodr one should ask their priest, or themselves. +RT @billkendrick: @a_greenberg @0xabad1dea Clint Eastwood should interview Snowden's emtpy chair +@oh_rodr only for medical reasons. No sane person suddenly changes their mind that far in. +@innismir goodness I just googled that. That seems unwise also, but at least they had some sort of reason +❝technical difficulties❞ now with bigger quotes +RT @alanc: @0xabad1dea for bigger quote marks, just use ❝more unicode❞ http://t.co/npNMTP1Xeo & http://t.co/JBZI49VXQR +Harsh: “now the colonies are not in the Americas, they’re in Europe” https://t.co/WNzdBHJ4zL +Bolivia claims two different airports turned them away for “technical reasons.” I can’t make those quote marks any bigger +@pborenstein @CFKArgentina I’m not happy either. My government is engaging in puerile behavior. +@vogon according to other news sources, they were told they had to be searched and the president rightfully flipped his wig +I have never heard of a head of state’s plane being searched. Imagine if some random country wanted to search Obama’s plane? +RT @a_greenberg: I can't believe another Snowden news story has been illustrated with an empty plane seat. http://t.co/JhItP8mJzl +Everyone, whether you have a pgp key or not, search your email and see if anything unexpected pops up http://t.co/WTzCatGTBL /nod @kaepora +And on that subject, this is my public key. It’s huge because including my avatar was completely necessary. http://t.co/vehdEfcun5 +@kevinmitnick well then he turned 30 +@dakami security product? It’s already encrypted. I’m only worried about reliability of transport and storage. +@kaepora @charliesome perhaps they mean to use it to sign things +@dakami maybe if twitter wasn’t notoriously flaky :p +@charliesome @kaepora that’s… only in theory, if you ever need to email arbitrary strangers. +Surely there must be a more reliable means to send encrypted messages than pasting them 140 characters at a time onto twitter! +RT @kaepora: WTF?! There is a fake PGP key for my email address that was generated last week. DO NOT USE: http://t.co/UvlCSqhxtQ +@Anon_Central @druidian someone’s never been trampled… +Aw yeah lay down those well-tempered beats (is what I imagine Bach’s groupies said) +@NedGilmore I did consider “unwitting” to be an essential part of what I said +@NedGilmore Not getting your rights is wrong. Getting your rights and not realizing you’re lucky in that respect is the blinder of privilege +RT @KimJongNumberUn: Today I am officially offering asylum to Edward Snowden's laptops. +@JeffCurless I was set off by someone who didn’t understand why anyone would be afraid of cops. After all, they *did* help him. +@JeffCurless but this isn’t “white guilt” I’m talking about. I’m talking about being blissfully ignorant of problems that don’t affect you +@JeffCurless Massachusetts is indeed the closest to Utopia I’ve ever found in this country. +@JeffCurless then you live in Utopia, is there room? +@JeffCurless replace with your local group who frequently enjoys the benefit of the doubt in the legal system based on appearance +RT @kll: O.O this. is. awesome. Real Life Tron on an Apple IIgs http://t.co/Gc1PoPDzRm cc @0xabad1dea +Chiptune ! Just a short simple one. https://t.co/HjEBSVSS0B +@txs well, while we’re on the subject, I think only about one in a hundred of its tweets are funny… +@whyallthenoise I must have told the psychiatrists three billion times I wasn’t depressed and they acted like they didn’t even hear me +@HersonHN how did you know my secret of being a bot +(I’m not depressed ! Just for some reason I feel tears in my eyes at the slightest provocation recently, spilled my coffee, crying time!) +The good news: haven’t had a random panic attack in a while! The bad news: random crying spells o_O 😢 +RT @USDayofRage: Bolivian presidential plane forced to land in Austria over suspicions Snowden on board — RT News: http://t.co/Fr7fYAL0c4 +@InfoSecRumors @txs @SecurityHumor is this true ?! +Unwitting White Privilege: the system genuinely helped you out when you needed it, so why would anyone be against the system? +RT @qwghlm: Pointless pedantry to rival @StealthMountain - Instagrams of people lying when they use the #nofilter tag http://t.co/kpTotHwJ90 +@codinghorror who also have the good experiences of being saved, but also the bad experiences of being tackled and maced for no good reason +@codinghorror I did not mean you. I did not mean your mother. I’ll be blunt, I meant black people and brown people. +@codinghorror (and before I go on the record as some sort of universal cop-hater, my father was one and The Situation Is Complicated.) +@codinghorror they can be welcome in some situations and a source of fear in most others for an awful lot of people who aren’t bad people +@codinghorror that is the most Unwitting White Privilege thing I have ever read in my life +RT @historyweird: 1051: Priests who seduce boys should be whipped, shaved, drenched in spit and given horse food, argues Damiani. http://t.… +RT @mike_br: http://t.co/UVbXmsVEAB +@tenfootfangs people who argued on the internet saved me +# 352214248862126080 +RT @Viss: oops. email from ubisoft saying to change my pw because they got popped. +@CaptainSaicin yeah, I guess that's why it's in there with the stamps which are probably also valuable +@m1sp @JackLScanlan http://t.co/pQqfezxb7C +Just got an email that pebble watches will be in stock at Best Buy starting Sunday. I need one so I stop missing Dear Husband's texts...! +OP breaks into a safe. Contents: nazi memorabilia, thousands of stamps, exactly one Virtual Boy game cartridge http://t.co/Rk6wPSUeGZ +@DarthNull their global empire is an aberration ended, but they sure don't act the part sometimes ;) +@DarthNull was wiki-walking through some stuff about Armenia. Many ancient kingdoms came and went. +It's easy to not care about the significance of an ancient culture that lasted only 400 years until you do the math since Jamestown... +@jgeorge nah, I am largely ignorant of web stuff, though you can probably get that out of wget somehow. +@wimremes yeah, I don't get why that bothers you, they're just cornrows... +@thegrugq is a bad man +It's so humid that the weather widget thinks it's raining. +My lap. A paper coffee cup. Compromised structural integrity. My pants. I’ll let you do the math #sadpanda +@tapbot_paul we won’t forget you +@christinelove @vogon gods that sort of attitude traumatized me as a young girl. I thought no matter who I loved my father would kill him +@tufts_cs_mchow @chriseng improvised lunch meetings, Veracode style +@wimremes o_O you hate braids? +RT @chriseng: How to pick the worst seat in the conference room. (/cc @0xabad1dea) http://t.co/JvYuntvs6o +RT @FDNY: BKLYN ALL HANDS 23 STREET, A LARGE AMOUNT OF A THICK UNKNOWN SUBSTANCE ARISING FROM THE STREET., +@torvos it’s as Canadian as you can get without going to Canada, but I see you’re already there. +I’m at a lunch meeting. The guy who called it forgot and went to Maine. +OH “I need a computer” “Want a banana?” “If it’s Turing-complete then sure” +Simple-looking Android lock screen bypass... thanks, Skype! http://t.co/4cN6UoiuiL +Roll thy own crypto for thy Warcraft game and yea verily shall it be cracked http://t.co/aoK6FyG7UE +This is the most meticulously researched conspiracy theory I’ve ever seen http://t.co/9iiQO33SEs +@flekkzo oh, hello… +@m1sp my pastor had a bar bent by them… +RT @InfoSecJesus: I heal the blind SQL injection +@ra6bit @innismir @_larry0 you say that like trains aren’t awesome +@_larry0 kid knows what’s important +RT @kivikakk: nop http://t.co/O8rtTMWHLB +RT @0x1C: BLACK METAL!! \m/ \m/ http://t.co/A0nxKVv9Vn COMIC SANS HAS NEVER BEEN SO BRUTAL!! @addelindh @csearle @snare @darrenpauli #black… +@m1sp ‘tis Katarosi’s father. +RT @0x17h: http://t.co/wKYJLZxTC6 RT @BrandonDoughan: Today at noon, the Hispanic population matched the white in California +RT @mmpackeatwrite: Best sign I saw today on the Capitol grounds #hb2 #sb9 #txlege while standing with Texas women under the sun. http://t.… +@b_scheller @0x17h united we stand etc etc. +@b_scheller @0x17h — where the strong son could not break them but the clever one could, by untying them and breaking them one at a time +@b_scheller @0x17h everyone stand aside, I have a factoid! Washington deeply loved the story about the farmer and the bundle of sticks — +@m1sp *tempts you out of twitter slumber with Plot and Writing* It's from a giiiiiirl character's POV +RT @spenchdotnet: @0xabad1dea Looking forward to your DEF CON talk! On the subject, I thought you might appreciate some sonified LF RF: htt… +@CharlieEriksen that would be near one of those poles I warned you about... +@comex I'll delete the remark before I have to explain it was edited to a bunch of people, then... +@comex yep. +@blowdart has it been experimentally confirmed that blind people experience a field of blackness? I've always wondered... +@comex United States +It's always darkest at a point equidistant from dusk and dawn unless you're near a pole and then it just might not really change +Why do all "online notebook" developers take so many vacations to Paris and the Grand Canyon? +@armcannon also #RuralLiving +There’s a word for making “erroneous statements” you already knew were erroneous. Lying. Under oath. +RT @kaepora: James Clapper apologizes for lying to congress: http://t.co/k8SXU1YFkI +Mom my hacker handle starts with a ZERO geez it’s like you don’t speak 1337 at all +RT @vogon: "Unable to stop debugging. Operation is not supported." you and me both, Visual Studio, you and me both +Motorola apparently has some cloud thing which feels the need to know all your passwords. http://t.co/rgpcbRCWhD +# 351852436673134593 +@kaepora lol what did the army say that has their president swearing no relation +RT @ternus: In case you feel the need to compare something: http://t.co/kwhy9pfQlG +RT @hillbrad: If the helpdesk tells me to downgrade my browser to complete mandatory security training, can I placement test out by saying … +RT @timothypmurphy: If pro-choice activists really want to stop Texas from regulating clinics maybe they should just rename them "fertilize… +RT @matthew_d_green: The Guardian needs a 'skip' button like Pandora, for when you'd like to move on to the next leak. +@ioerror I have no trouble with it, I just think he has a British spell checker :) +@aquavitaecoll yeah. You see it with words like "team" in news coverage +@aquavitaecoll "The United States has fifty members." "The United States have fifty members." +Spot the distinctly British copy-editing. http://t.co/98KpL3ZON3 (hint: British and American English treat collective nouns differently) +@vogon since I haven’t seen Cambria much in the wild at all, I postulate you have a Microsoft Problem. +@CaptainSaicin I consider URLs that end in .pdf to be a PDF warning… if your client only shows the tco, it’s terrible. +@vogon not times new roman, still counts +This is the prettiest disclosure I have ever seen http://t.co/4hRxRrSNVc oh and there’s a catastrophic bug in Atlassian stuff +RT @RUSALGBT: This is how Gay Pride looked TODAY in St. Petersburg, Russia. Unspeakable violence. All Pride marchers got arrested http://t.… +@Mr_Reed_ I don’t know that I have access to a plasma screen! +@m1sp @WhiteMageSlave http://t.co/abSbmIvx6d +@ra6bit @_larry0 if you’d been showing up to the infosec cabal meetings, you’d have known of this weeks ago ! +RT @jerryshenk: RT @Crypt0s: Oops! CNN Publishes George Zimmerman's Social Security Number: https://t.co/aKZbMng7DH <- and DOB, height, we… +RT @Pinboard: Amnesty International warning that Edward Snowden can endure two, maybe three more Cinnabons before living in airport becomes… +@chriseng no twitter account? Mua ha ha ha +@aredridel @silentbicycle but that one actually makes sense. +@raudelmil now that'd be a vipper +Vipers gonna vipe. Whatever that means. +RT @mippadvocates: #StandWithTxWomen RT @WholeWomans: The crowd via @TexasTribune http://t.co/EpRd8LuXvm +@m1sp I'm thinking of removing all, like, two of Deloram's spoken lines and making her factually mute. +RT @sec_reactions: Vendors that threaten to sue for going full disclosure - by @aloria http://t.co/YsXgEmMNRV +RT @mikko: First US declares they will consider any foreign hack against their governmental systems an act of war. Then they go and hack EU… +@icculus @vogon lemme know if you figure what hash it is… +RT @icculus: So your software uses weak hashes because reasonable data will never have a collision, huh? http://t.co/Q9RHX7bOVH +RT @vogon: @0xabad1dea he'll probably want an ad hominem, that entitled asshole +If You Give A Moose A Slippery Slope Fallacy +"If you give that moose a muffin, next thing you know, you've replaced Linux's entire userland with RPMs from 2005" #meetingquotes +@xa329 it's a plain single cpp file in a plain "gimme a console app" project pretty hard to mess that up D: +I was fuming because I wanted a brownie for lunch and didn't get one. Then the gods dropped surprise chocolate cake into my lap! +"This project is out-of-date. Would you like to build it?" "yes" "Build succeeded: 0 failed 0 succeeded 1 up-to-date" +Good heavens gcc at least Visual Studio knows that no optimization means no removing function calls entirely in favor of a strcpy +@dragosr @chriseng I don't. It was probably a poster delivery for the marketing department. But that's not fun. +@Taiki__San don't worry, I'm *trying* to break things :) +@chriseng I don’t know but if no one else wants it, I’ll take it! +@jeremiahfelt dunno, didn’t get to see who it is for… +.@thegrugq called it: some company open since at least the mid-80s is actively traffic shaping to favor NSA taps, according to German news… +RT @csoghoian: Unnamed NSA partner company "aggressively involved in shaping traffic to run signals of interest past [NSA] monitors" http:/… +It’s in my blood, apparently http://t.co/Hfc6wqdf6b via @hypatiadotca +RT @SecurityHumor: Same-hex marriage with computers is an abomination. The Codex clearly states marriage is between a little-endian and big… +The UPS guy brought a package to the office eight inches wide and seven feet long. Had to swear I did not order a giant antenna. +@vogon apparently the null termination semantics are a trifle different, but that just moves the lack of adequate explanation downhill +And that day, abadidea discovered that snprintf was among the C99-ish things Visual Studio doesn't deign to support +@DrPizza I am so happy about that. Ad NOT just because I keep trying to arrange @m1sp’s marriage +Enjoy Canada Day while you can, Canadians. *sinister and distinctly American chuckle* +@thegrugq @pusscat it’s not even noon, Mr. Asia +RT @kansasalps: It's official, @fakedansavage has won: You can't use Santorum as a name in the new Animal Crossing. http://t.co/4WoaGbADKM +@BenjySarlin @innismir and by global, I do mean many-to-many +@BenjySarlin @innismir why does it need to be “patriotic”? I’m more interested in fixing the global surveillance problem. +@pusscat @thegrugq he’s convinced I’m a minor +@ptolts more or less, I work on a decompiler and control flow analyzer thing :) +@Hypnodrone heh, not with transmitters :) I only own a bunch of the cheap RTL-SDRs. The best one of that lot is Elonics E4000. +@apiary his name is allegedly Jared and he’s allegedly on Research +I have new coworker. His first sight of me was sitting on the floor. Hi, new coworker! I am noted for a disdain of my chair. +RT @daveshumka: Google Reader still works! It's a Canada Day miracle! +RT @MarkKriegsman: This is 10% CLOCK, 20% mem. 15% bit-banged P-W-M. 5% ACK, 50% SYN, and 100% reason to rewire the pins. (Good luck & god… +RT @wwwtxt: For what it's worth, I've been told that TrueType _screams_ under Windows 3.1. ☯91NOV +RT @mikko: Photo of an ATM skimmer and camera recovered yesterday: http://t.co/Nj0vucI89H Note the camera hole. Photo © Helsinki Police Dep… +RT @jedisct1: American Express, Dell, Fanta, Google, HP, Microsoft... malayisian DNS records have been hijacked, redirecting to 173.199.138… +@LargeCardinal when you talk about someone on twitter, and they have a username, but you don’t @ them +@m1sp designs! Of character! http://t.co/Ujfpglscdo +@CreetureNZ @thegrugq considering how few of you there are, I feel like I’ve met half the country on twitter :) +@puellavulnerata I really hate to break it to you, but that quote sources to the Daily Currant. +@puellavulnerata … he didn’t actually literally advocate bombing Hong Kong did he ? +@ChuckBaggett @puellavulnerata no, no, we’re stuck with Canada. And China. For completely different reasons. +@thegrugq poor India and South Africa and all those other places too obscure to remember +@thegrugq New Zealand must feel like a beloved kid brother, not even having the population of one American city. +@pingudownunder sdr touch +@Pepyri_ when you talk about someone, who has a twitter handle, but don’t @ them. Yes, I subtweeted them. +Someone *subtweeted* me! This is an outrage! +RT @jack_daniel: He could brainstorm for hours and never get wet. +@quine @nickdepetrillo I was being sarcastic, Lord Quine. +RT @Sapphykinz: "A wizard is never late. Nor is he early. He comes out precisely when he means to." http://t.co/uArfGbSUxw +@aeleruil since API 1.1 +RT @pueblokc: Celebrating freedom with this.?! I RT @ParanormalAR: RT @TehDissident: You're Drunk Freedom, Go Home! ~~> http://t.co/h85Nxwu… +RT @jmechner: "Whoa, is this a Game Boy?! COOL! I can't believe you still have one!" -10 yr old, born in 2003 +@WhatHoCenturion the Netherlands +RT @Cairo67Unedited: BBC just confirmed what the majority of Eyptians knew hours ago as fact this is the largest demonstration in the histo… +@cgiffard NOT *THAT* MUCH +@mcastilloy2k yeeeeup. +I'm reading a Japanese manga where the girl who moved to Japan from America likes to say "Do it or I'll sue you!" ... ... ... ...... +@m1sp I am inexplicably attracted to this man. http://t.co/ghqZFnfZY6 +@ilkeryoldas Because you are actively being part of the problem by saying that if I just played better this problem would go away +@ilkeryoldas also, you're mansplaining yourself to hell and back. +@ilkeryoldas I've been playing video games for nineteen years. I'm DAMN good at them, son. +@ilkeryoldas um..... did you miss the whole point, being, that NO MATTER WHAT, women are slandered and abused? +@ilkeryoldas @sascha_d wtf no feminism is not misandry. If you think women wanting the same rights and respect as you is misandry, get out. +@hokazenoflames it seems two of them are generating tmp files and then can't delete them lol +@0xcharlie @nickdepetrillo aww, it's okay, Dr. Miller... *I* think you're smart +@focalintent @MarkKriegsman is this prompt enough http://t.co/HU4m6B9INY +Currently running three different Visual Studios, may the gods forgive me +@0xcharlie @nickdepetrillo yeah yeah it's only defcon right? Neither of us is big-time enough to present at Blackhat, after all... +@i0n1c I forget why we hate each other, can you unblock me from following your wisdom about iOS? :p +@chriseng @nickdepetrillo I'm only in it for the pinball +@chriseng @nickdepetrillo we already do that on iMessage +@nickdepetrillo @0xcharlie which issue was it in? :) +@nickdepetrillo I enjoy feigning outrage +@0xcharlie @nickdepetrillo I'm working on my slides, what do you think? http://t.co/FXRokmH7uw +@cwebber I don't want to be called a *certified* hacker :) +From the archives: Don't mess with Steven. http://t.co/zogXMEbyYF +@grumpybozo I know -- I have tuned that very telescope with my own hands :) +There's a murder of crows just, like, camping my front yard #nsa #conspiracy +# 351487430408421377 +@grumpybozo it isn't, I was able to see the real hydrogen line last night, it's junk that's a harmonic of something inside the radio +@iosvap @nitoTV indeed, I definitely don't have any, though I don't see how that's relevant. +@KronicDeth the ghost girl from Paper Mario 2 is another one whose transgender identity is swept under the carpet in translation +@SimonZerafa it's an elonics 4000 + generic OTG usb-to-micro adapter. The tablet is nexus 7 +@liquidvicodin elonics e4000 +@asyncsrc just getting the thing to work with android was a success +@Havokca come to Defcon! :p +The antenna was getting in the way so now it's a hair accessory http://t.co/YFCrm6qLAG +@puellavulnerata at android +@Havokca running the radio on android :) +Success! Until you bump it anyway. There's just BARELY enough power. http://t.co/I7zqms766p +I found the missing lightning cable, while looking for a different cable altogether. +@niteshad in the dark, it might as well be +"You know what this radio needs? A LED status light you can see from outer space" http://t.co/Qy4aaPP93k +@ReturnInfinity no, go ahead, I consider it completely free (though a credit in some file would be nice :) ) +@mattblaze @xa329 well, locking it up in my faraday cage as best I can, it has a harmonic at 355.2mhz, which isn't ringing any bells +@hokazenoflames the vertical donkey kong and warioware were off but I remembered them; it was the POW block stage I'd forgotten +@jesster_king I'm not indecisive about things I *actually care about* +@robotharvest I prefer to think I'm cute... but I'm quite tall +@jesster_king it's globally illegal to broadcast in 1400 through 1427. It is reserved for radio astronomy (which is what I was doing) +@CyborgCode to do what? But generally one doesn’t need a specific degree to do what they want in programming they just need to learn +@CyborgCode I applied, there is no other way. +RT @MrToph: Reminder: You have less than 12 hours to get your shit out of Google reader. Last call, folks. +RT @deborahhorne: #nwpride Scouts provide color guard for Pride Parade for first time ever in Seattle. @kiro7seattle http://t.co/tAQX1IcT1u +RT @mortman: Foxtrot today FTW http://t.co/Hd9Ob31hw7 +@geekable I don't know, I don't care, just saying, that sign is kinda passive aggressive rude-like +@geekable “just saying” is passive aggressive to the max :p +@geekable well, just glancing at the sign, that looks more like demanding one look hotter. +@maradydd @leighhollowell @HackerHuntress @Secbuff I *tried* to wear men’s pants but I couldn’t find any that fit over my hips! +I hate pikmin. They freak me out. Die, little pikmin, die. http://t.co/NgNhvELyNR +@xa329 @mattblaze it’s an iMac. And there’s noise all over the place. Thousands of noises. Gotta catch ‘em all :) +@geekable I prefer to phrase it as: unhealthy living is a choice. +Apparently certain stages have been turned off random select in my 5yo Smash Bros save for so long I forgot they even existed. +@mattblaze the noise floor is about -86 and the peak is about -70 +RT @nagoul1: Please share > In case they shut off access to the internet: Dialup no. 004-949-23197-844321 User: Telecomix Password: Teleco… +@ErrataRob @maradydd we had… sword drills… which are not as cool as you’re thinking. +RT @savagejen: I also think we're seeing evidence of self-censorship as a result of the NSA surveillance. This is what "nothing to hide" is… +@mattblaze here's mine http://t.co/4cDTEgJU9Z and I'm using a USB radio with no external power +@tapbot_paul I simply *have no answer* and it sometimes infuriates people +@tapbot_paul I wear glasses yeah but I mean more like questions which ask for opinions on things that just, like don't MATTER to me +It drove the psychiatrists nuts, it drives lots of people nuts, and all I want to be asked is about technical things +One of my perpetual problems in life is that if you ask me if I'd prefer this or that I often literally cannot answer. +@mattblaze I found several people on the googles who, looking for the hydrogen line, also noticed the spike at .8, steady and unwavering :< +@akopa well, regardless of whether slavery was the reason the South went to war, it wasn't very conductive to the liberty of some People. +@stillchip I'm just quoting the quote +"Whenever any Form of Government becomes destructive of these ends, it is the Right of the People to alter or to abolish it" +@akopa if SETI could automatically discard all terrestrial signals, their job would be a lot easier I imagine! +@raudelmil though I do live in a townhouse so the neighbors might. But, this is in many people's radio astronomy charts. +@raudelmil well, I don't think I own any devices with RAM at that speed, as I made a point of surveying them recently. +@travisgoodspeed (and this 1420.8 signal was there when I was picking up the 1420.4 one) +@mattblaze it's always there no matter which antenna I use, including none (the radio still picks things up very fainly w/o one) +@travisgoodspeed no, I got the hydrogen line last night, where it's meant to me, at 1420.4 :) +But at least I know it's not RAM (someone makes RAM at that speed apparently) if SETI was seeing it over a decade ago. +Trying to determine what is the spike at 1420.8mhz... only finding a decade of forum postings asking the very same question. +@maradydd and I ended up a writer at a young age, all my stories starring girls with stabby implements of some description. +I awoke to find a single hair upon my face. It’s finally come… my unix beard +@maradydd really not sure. I remember desperately looking for girls in the comics and stuff I had available and usually disappointed +@maradydd my father once criticized something I wrote because the princess rescued her husband-to-be. +@maradydd I don’t think so, as the children who are victimized by it see the same in reality, and fiction was supposed to be their “escape” +@sciencecomic @Lubchansky “She kept it all bottled up. Until she met…” +@kvegh it took me a moment to even figure out what it was… +RT @savagejen: That's not how free speech works. Either you let everyone print or it's not free. +RT @savagejen: Here's the thing: if we allow the government to decide what is a journalist, then we let them decide what's acceptable to pr… +@kyhwana not afaict. I had @vogon retrigger a few times to mixed results… +@nelhage what have I told you kids about running with scissors and using crypto with no sanity checks +This is driving me nuts. Sometimes when I get a twitter alert, I get interference on the waterfall display. And sometimes not. +RT @nelhage: Can we take a moment to talk about the fact that M2Crypto will even *let* you request RSA with e=1? +@DefuseSec @nickm_tor @solardiz the best part is where they act like it was merely suboptimal and just a casual fix +@Packetknife cheer up, the soda ban was found unconstitutional. +@_____C and apparently some people are protesting against adding women avatars to Arma 3 bc they’d have an unfair advantage due to manners! +@_____C it really varies by genre. Shooters are the worst. +RT @tavisrudd: Ada Lovelace on the pains of dealing with mutable variables and state http://t.co/BmG82aXXkl +@0x17h you might be overthinking it. +@nickm_tor … what +RT @nickm_tor: Wow. "It's questionable whether 1 (not a prime) was a good choice for the exponent to begin with." https://t.co/Y6UwnVQoEw +@vogon ahh, I kept the phone awake and the spurt didn't happen this time +@vogon favorite this tweet for science +@vogon I'd already lost it, but there really was a spurt if noise when you favorited it +@scott_r_harris but there was a very thin, very faint line right on the dot, in a sea of nothing. +@scott_r_harris just a plain RTL-SDR. Could actually see it better when I removed the external antenna +That is, until @vogon favorited a tweet, it woke up my phone, and the interference ruined my reception. +Tonight's excitement: I was briefly able to pick up the hydrogen line +@asyncsrc I got into radios years ago and have only recently had the time and resources to invest in getting into trouble ;) +@thegrugq that's my desk at home actually; you can tell because of the sleeping bag jammed in to keep the furniture steady. +Oooh this looks like so much fun http://t.co/615MsRgOZY I can't resist anything with the word "heterodyne" I mean really +@thegrugq @matthew_d_green I NEED SOME ENTERTAINMENT, MAN. +@ra6bit that's probably it. +@ra6bit http://t.co/Oa5jBAWK5S I remember it as being big enough to lay three people across, perhaps. +@ra6bit I just checked and apparently by 14 I meant 40' diameter. Not sure why "14" was lodged in my brain. +@ra6bit I got to play with the old analog 14' dish though... +@audpicc @himatako I doubt it was conscious. Trans-everything has a bit of a visibility problem, I think.... +@crash8668 I prefer to leave that to Pinkie Pie... I prefer to think of that event as someone making a tribute to my honor ;) +My life's ambition is some day @TheNRAO will let me steer the Green Bank telescope. You know, the big one http://t.co/KB1cD6DPoJ +@crash8668 heheh yeah there's a note about that on my webpage ;) got some very confused and angry tweets when that happened... +@crash8668 oh gods, they're still defaming me... ! +I'm having so much fun doing my slides for defcon. It's hard to not just spoiler the whole thing. +@iShark5060 any girl who ever held a controller knows all about this sadly. +@skynetbnet @gentilkiwi @msftsecurity @msftsecresponse uh yes you’re screwed but there are trivial steps to take to make it less so +@skynetbnet @gentilkiwi @msftsecurity @msftsecresponse you know about swap, right? :) +@nickm_tor I’m dropping some mad postulation yo +@pete_rood there’s definitely a 9 in hexadecimal :) +Heck I’ll straight-up hypothesize P9 was meant to be Twitter. +So there’s P1 through P8 and then Apple is PA? Come on why are they so special. Or did a P9 get dropped? +@oh_rodr it would imply a certain amount of infrastructure… +RT @m1sp_ebooks: Gzip your friends! +New prism slides, finally. Note that some data types are called real-time. http://t.co/7FGdQ2c55w +@skynetbnet @gentilkiwi @msftsecurity @msftsecresponse it’s considered inferior to not doing that, for forensics reasons. +@pborenstein “we help people find mistakes in their computer programs” +RT @mike_br: what happens if i press No http://t.co/vqcvgjWbTz +@chort0 last time I had one take so long it was waiting for network boot +RT @gentilkiwi: Oups, @msftsecurity @msftsecresponse did you forget to use security in Windows 8.1 preview ? - http://t.co/8N6JflPX6z http:… +RT @DrPizza: Send someone DM, snigger quietly to yourself with the knowledge that they'll be marking the damn thing as read for weeks to co… +A man logs in as his wife’s username in a video game http://t.co/wFuiTXvnqe +I’d like to see my America argue it tapped the European Union offices because of their suspected terrorist associations +@Paul_Rout @linkshund @0x17h I dunno, where do landlords live? +# 351123131559182338 +I thought defining my job to my grandparents was hard... then an eight-year-old asked +I'm talking to an 8yo. "My brother is a bad influence. He's in jail... and he was late to our grandmother's funeral." +@rder0 however it says they MAY store it if they want, not they do store all of it +@rder0 they don't deny that the leaked document saying they are allowed to do so is real +Soooo.... I have a problem. I don't think I can get through my Defcon presentation without using the word "dongle." +@vogon do YOU have a toddler too? +A website selling milk just demanded to know my age before letting me in http://t.co/5lLCoDboRw +@tangenteroja they're fairly evil, but this is prebottled stuff at the grocery store, like bottled soda. It costs a lot less. +@Myriachan haven't installed windows 8.1 actually! Though really, heh... +Did you know Google Docs lets you use animated gifs for slide backgrounds? ;) +@WhiteMageSlave yeah go to the emergency room if you can +@WhiteMageSlave whaaaaaaaat what broke this time D: +Currently scouring the danboorus, the konachans and the pixivs for the finest in radio-related sickeningly cute pictures +@elad3 there's no chocolate in this, they also make a mocha flavor, I just mean, this is milk + flavor + sugar (the flavor being coffee) +@0x17h but my true blue original apple one (the one that isn't frayed anyway) is teh missing +@0x17h I hesitate to buy the generic ones because they reportedly have a very high flake-out rate (got an Amazon Basics one) +@maddashdan311 the gas stations mark them up... if you get them in packs at a grocery store they're about $1.60 +@devuberoi I will never survive in India then :( +@hokazenoflames ript one-day sale... I did link on that day... sorry :< +@argonblue @nelhage *contemplates taste* definitely a colloid. +(It's not coffee. It's like chocolate milk, except with coffee. And it costs the same as a bottled soda around here.) +@DrPizza if you like chocolate milk you'll probably like it. +@DrPizza I've been hooked on them for a few years now. But I only really like the plain coffee flavor. +I don't have a problem, I have a hobby http://t.co/nDRj5h5KCN +@RSWestmoreland sounds like they did, but the bieber escaped. +@WhiteMageSlave MOM THERE'S NO "M" IN HEXADECIMAL well okay there is in the word "hexadecimal" itself BUT STILL +@WhiteMageSlave what. +@matthew_d_green what a delightful young man he's become. +LOST: one lightning cable. Not frayed. White. REWARD: Less than it costs to get a new freaking lightning cable +@elomatreb but we don't have problems nearly as schadenfreude (and it's even in Germany) +How did I not hear that Germany confiscated a living monkey from Justin Bieber http://t.co/AaYuUZxeZq +@apiary looks like your kind of fashion... http://t.co/F3SV1rDSLk +@TeamAndIRC @pof if they have some public system equivalent to CVEs but with different numbers, that's good enough for my question I guess. +@TeamAndIRC @pof but my original question was where are the CVEs, which are public. +@TeamAndIRC @pof well what good is that? +@TeamAndIRC @pof okay, where can I find it? +@pof so I heard, and I was looking to see if anyone could find a contradiction. +Adding Grenada to the list of places where almost everything I say is illegal. http://t.co/tsy6ARDpVF +@securityd0g just searched on Amazon for wifi dish antenna +@securityd0g the generic wifi USB adapter which unexpectedly came with a copy of wifi password crackers :) +Finally got the thing apart, and found the MAC (overturned) literally taped to the processor. http://t.co/xoVabZ3a7C +@grumpybozo @geekable @joncallas oh I don’t think he’s an enemy of mine, I pick on the wording of things good friends say too :p +Me: “There’s no screws…” @codeferret_ : *peels off rubber footpad* Me: “Well don’t I feel silly” +I have a shirt. I am pleased. Yes, that halo effect follows me everywhere I walk. http://t.co/NWt11hINbj +@Packetknife @thegrugq I believe the word for what just ran through my head is “guffaw” +@OSVDB @_grimhacker I’ll take being told there’s known RCE (and not told the details) over being left in blissful ignorance any day. +RT @thegrugq: Sorry people, there are no terrorists who were a credible threat who used Skype. That was not the comms tradecraft of any kno… +The “antenna” sticking out of my new wifi adapter is a pure plastic cone. The real antenna is a metal disc it covers. +I’m on a scavenger hunt. I need a CVE that was filed for Android (incl. Google official apps I guess) that was originally reported by Google +@jack_daniel they raise prices on things you’ve bought before +@geekable @joncallas so it’s a PR disclosure filled with PR words that actively mislead, buried somewhere so they can say they disclosed +@geekable @joncallas it’s on their blog. Though it is a blog that looks brand new and doesn’t show up when I google “silent circle blog” +RT @hdmoore: Dear $vendor, if you place your passwd, shadow, and ssh keys in a read-only location of your firmware, you are going to have a… +@geekable @joncallas they included one, but it was actively misleading. +@geekable @joncallas this isn’t a virtual pet pony website, they sell security, probably mostly to people naive about it. +@thegrugq @haroonmeer @rantyben oh, so you’ve hacked my local vote and removed me, then? +@haroonmeer @rantyben there are at least a few of us in America who mean to stand for you +RT @haroonmeer: Why the reactions to NSA snooping make us "foreigners" sad pandas: https://t.co/Cnb9T5Hj2w (tl;dr: because it reminds us we… +@eevee hi Anise ! +@mdowd yeah, I know, with all respect to you, I am not happy with Silent Circle’s disclosure process. +@geekable @joncallas as it sweeps under the rug that 0days can and do enjoy long periods of silent (*cough*) exploitation +@geekable @joncallas I don’t accept misleading statements implying the first person to disclose the bug was necessarily the first to find it +Further more how can you say no one noticed the patch on GitHub, I myself was linking it like crazy @Silent_Circle +Hold the HECK up. You can’t say @mdowd was the first to find these bugs. You just can’t SAY that, @Silent_Circle http://t.co/Tc6XPDRpQf +@bobpoekert more bigger expensive ones ? +@Niki7a well now that you’ve gone and mentioned it, I need one +@bobpoekert not sure, perhaps they are a loss leader or whatever you call it +@ErrataRob @savagejen it’s not like our government tried to drive any civil rights leaders to suicide or anything +@bobpoekert err you get a terabyte included +Just noticed that my hosting provider http://t.co/jOyhKoqpc3 takes bitcoin... +Let's Play Bootleg Pokemon: Don't Do Dangerous. http://t.co/5PN7k5J46y +@MalwareJake Stone cold sober!!!! I can't handle even alcoholic cough syrup +@joshuajuran and had pulled it in under 8 minutes and made a tool to fix anyone up who got burned in that 8 minutes +@joshuajuran thought prompted by remembering how Malwarebytes accidentally shipped a bad update which flagged Windows as a virus +Living wild on a Friday night, updating Windows on battery power +@G13net ...maaaaaayhaps. +@mendel @hypatiadotca it was declared a point of historic interest, can’t cut it down without a permit +@StackSmashing don’t. That text was not written by any teen alive or dead. +@rbf_ one at my university too ;) +Do you speak teen? http://t.co/jM42srrI1E dedicated to @pborenstein +@Kufat you sneak cheat ! +Oh, also, there were no computers at my high school. Except in the principal’s office. It ran Windows 95. In 2006. +@Kufat it was explicitly forbidden at my school except for final drafts of, I think maybe five pages or more. And only final drafts. +@pborenstein well the cure to that is to post on nerd forums and get flame shamed +Teachers always act like every boss will be out to fire you for the slightest perceived offense. Never seen a teacher get fired though… +@geekable because you get fired when your emails use a different font size +At my high school (03 to 06) turning in homework typewritten was not allowed, I get the impression that has already changed most places +@deathtolamo not at all, this was back when children hand-wrote their essays ;) +I had the same English teacher for four years. A year in, I started writing a fake name on all my papers. Took her two years to notice. +@jack_daniel every now and then someone checks me on fav star and retweets my all time hits from eons ago +@my0b it’s a chastisement. I’m none too chuffed with Silent Circle. +@chadwik66 I stand around waiting for him to pick new headphones +@chadwik66 I want you to know I own one pair of shoes and one pair of boots. +“I see you just finished a novel about medieval warfare. Would you like some harlequin romance?” Amazon’s ad engine is a bit thick. +@kaepora @RiptideTempora it’s true, it’s me, I’m prism. All of it +@RiptideTempora @kaepora dang can’t believe I slipped up +@kaepora someone’s browsing imgur +RT @mattcutts: If you want to get *all* your data out of Google Reader (every read item, like, etc.), a former Googler wrote a tool: http:/… +# 350764191210143744 +@kaepora or just acting up for attention +@qole @StevenLevy I’m not sure if you’re kidding or you just got back from an expedition to Antarctica +Visual Studio to support subset of C99 http://t.co/A8ncGaIBbm As in 1999 +@ebcube her Brawl trophy describes her as intermediate gender; that’s probably her newest game aside from Mario Party 217 and a half +RT @StevenLevy: Yahoo shutting down Alta Vista Like getting invitation to funeral of someone who you thought died ten years ago. http://t.… +RT @hchamp: #Prop8 plaintiffs Kristin Perry and Sandra Stier at City Hall: https://t.co/KU01w9jiMQ #LoveIsLove +And yes, it is actually canon that Birdo from Super Mario is genderqueer. +RT @inversephase: In light of all of the recent (and constant) trans issues online, Birdo would like to remind you: http://t.co/bysX6q5fUR +@ScottMadin @0x17h http://t.co/aSKWFUsxQ6 +@0x17h this is the sad fate of the technology serfs +@0x17h I would, once its interface is no longer beta and its OS is no longer two major versions behind +@0x17h well, unless they cancel it outright, I think everyone’s taking it as a given that the mass-produced one will be a few hundred $ +@0x17h Glass doesn’t cost $1500. Getting a Glass from the first small production run costs $1500. +@ameaijou I don’t think I’m qualified to be coauthor! Never even written kernel code for OSX. Probably qualified to beta read it though… +RT @DanaDanger: The first post-Prop 8 same-sex marriage is taking place in twenty minutes at SF City Hall! +@ameaijou help with what exactly? +@ameaijou I haven’t blocked you have I? Even after you admitted to working on php :p +TLS forward secrecy: like everything else, easier to screw up than you think. https://t.co/KTX9rfLUjn +RT @thierryzoller: WOW - Vendor asking for weaponised exploit based on previously patched vuln. Forgets to remove mail trail from .MIL aski… +RT @steveklabnik: Neo-nazis chased me down the street for taking this photo. The Golden Dawn is a real problem, they… http://t.co/36oEbGRf… +RT @adamcecc: Young Hacker: I'm going to break RSA! Hacker: Crypto Math is hard. Old Hacker: I broke every crypto I've ever looked at sans … +@loligurolove or Kickstarter and its recent PR rather than technical colossal screwup +@loligurolove Malwarebytes prompted the thought, they pushed a bad update that flagged Windows, for eight minutes. +I feel safest using products that have had exactly one colossal screwup and handled it well +RT @thegrugq: @WeldPond @tufts_cs_mchow @violetblue move fast and break things ... apparently applies to trust too. +RT @aaronportnoy: The Chicago Blackhawks bought a full page in today's Boston Globe: http://t.co/slsQ8JoH1T +How the heck do you “accidentally” upload and store the phone numbers of people not even logged in? http://t.co/0RpmnW7nce +RT @hemantmehta: This is as good a time as any to remind everyone to export their Google Reader feeds *somewhere* because they’ll be gone a… +@hypatiadotca but… the one that looks like me dies :( +RT @heyadam: Think your app is intuitive? Set the OS language to Chinese and hand it to someone. +RT @Silent_Circle: The updated version of Silent Phone has been completed and is available on Google Play & the Apple Store. Please update … +@axiomfinity and I feel free to use a fatal example given the gravity with which Silent Circle (which prompted the remark) promotes itself +@axiomfinity what’s the difference between a car wasting fuel and the brakes locking up randomly and killing you? +@ternus you’re no fun at all +Have I ever mentioned how much I hate it when security patches are marked as “bug fixes” without comment? +RT @kaepora: Incredible — this is the update log for the @Silent_Circle update which actually fixes many critical vulnerabilities: http://t… +Abadidea 101: If I won't stop talking to you, it's not because I'm an informant. I probably just have a huge nerd crush on you +@bhelyer there are few people he bends his ear to, and they had best go bend it a bit harder. +A proud man injures a small country’s pride. http://t.co/mJgw0Jbk53 +@Kufat see also me doing the firebrand thing re: silent circle +@Kufat the theoretical math is sound but a bug is a bug is a bug is a bug is exploitable. +@welshypie interestingly it’d be the reverse of the story: the king would do what his evil advisors tell him +RT @a_greenberg: Here's What It Looks Like When Two Hacker FBI Informants Try To Inform On Each Other http://t.co/wOT8jsbCht +Real-world cryptography is just as much about software engineering as about the math. If not more so. +@info_dox well they all get EIP. It’s just a question of sorting ones that only get EIP when the user could get it anyway. +@kirkmurphy @Silent_Circle which is, in my opinion, a breach of responsible disclosure practices +@kirkmurphy @Silent_Circle there has been a patch for a serious bug in third-party code they use, but they haven’t announced that afaict +RT @MarkKriegsman: In C, an uninitialized "bool" can be BOTH true AND false at the same time: http://t.co/lzgVNAZTNx Yes, really. +@TXVB it’s probably already been pushed, but that wasn’t my complaint. +Since I just read Game of Thrones, Sansa pleading for her father’s life is fresh in my mind, I say for no reason http://t.co/83t6FtdFlg +@ladykayaker @AnonymousIRC @Silent_Circle that’s public knowledge to begin with for anyone who knows how to deal with binaries +#ff @CyberSquirrel1 not a week goes by without an assault on our infrastructure from the furry terrorist menace +@WhiteMageSlave probably. I didn't. +RT @arlenarlenarlen: No really guys, ball chain is only $50/km. http://t.co/QIlUhGkbTC context https://t.co/9rsTmFemUE and http://t.co/mYej… +@ioerror it looks like they’ve been taking the “silent” approach to bug fixing, instead of keeping customers informed where the risk stands. +RT @rogueclown: this is wonderful: Trans 101, Up Goer Five style. http://t.co/iIVvOh7y5h +@shmoosr @Silent_Circle if so that’s super great but I’m a fan if loud and clear disclosure :) +@MarkKriegsman the unlock fairy flitted by, hesitated, felt guilty, and didn’t wreck anything +Though I realize @Silent_Circle has no more power than anyone else to get critical fixes through the bog of the Apple App Store Review. +@shmoosr @Silent_Circle this one https://t.co/VfyGpBhizx +@thegrugq @Silent_Circle @mdowd here we go. https://t.co/VfyGpBhizx I know how to reverse from that… +@thegrugq @Silent_Circle @mdowd doesn’t matter, the patch is on github +I note @Silent_Circle hasn’t mentioned on its twitter feed that serious security bugs have been filed against a library it depends on +Tales of ten years ago: first time my baby brother played Morrowind, he ate the mushrooms called Bungler’s Bane. He was a bungler I guess +@miuaf http://t.co/IuaGms1k7A I reckon +And no, my first job wasn’t an abusive holiday hater, I worked at a summer boarding school +At my first job we didn’t have the 4th of July off. At this job I get that AND the Fifth! To mourn for the 4th and 5th amendments, I guess +RT @rgov: Every time I visit Amazon I get put in a different A/B test group and the page looks significantly different. +@thegrugq dunno how I missed this last night… I’ll go drag the truth of it out of my Akamai friends. Hey @ternus is this so +Fairy conga line http://t.co/Tf96BIxIL0 +@tapbot_paul that’s a pretty good random dungeon generation algorithm +@doismellburning @finn copy-paste it to notepad and find out :) +@thequux the infosec industry is Ethical Bad Guys: The Movie +@hypatiadotca unfortunately it was run on a deliberately old copy, it’s not 0day ;( +Oh snap, Mayhem found an exploitable bug in iwconfig in 1.9 seconds +@nickdepetrillo @fredowsley *leans over cubicle wall* *highest of fives* +I should write back to the person offering lists of database customers, and ask for the list of mongodb users, as I must send my condolences +I apparently have no head for corporate politics. One of those “stubborn in their honor” types who gets beheaded. Wait, no, wrong book. +RT @timothypmurphy: How should you talk to your kid about the New Yorker cover? Probably something like, "Damn, you read the New Yorker? Yo… +@erwinkooi Thanks for being the first follower over nine thousand ;) +The research work on MAYHEM looks great and useful. (Just remember 1200 EIP hijacks != 1200 real-world attack vectors.) +RT @apiary: it is a bad sign when I ask someone to clear their cache and they have no idea what I'm talking about. +@sec_reactions @robertauger but… she wins that match, as I recall! +RT @41414141: "@joernchen: .@41414141 they just cannot read your preso: http://t.co/zvOHKSajuF" <- epic CiscOMFG vuln handling: just block … +Red panda baby red panda http://t.co/xjYkJZjnp6 +I just got an email at my work address asking if I’d like to buy lists of people who use certain databases. Wat +@i0n1c @wimremes potato is a vegetable! We’re fierce good win potatoes. +RT @bSr43: Hopper 2.7.16 is available (and submitted to the Mac App Store) http://t.co/eMtLbIBb4r +@wimremes @thegrugq he spells bad. “I don’t know what a grugq is, but it must be something really cool, because I have a man-crush on one” +"Herald of Arms Extraordinary" I'm petitioning to have my job title changed to "Researcher Extraordinary" immediately +@puellavulnerata it turned out to be transient +Category:Articles I Am Glad Will Never Mention My Name http://t.co/rjayfxjJ5R +@m1sp "let me look up the list of typical court positions." http://t.co/EBbjgDR2KQ +@dan_crowley and womansplaining will be a good word for the coming feminist dystopia. :) +@dan_crowley and anyway patriarchynormalizationofprivilegesplained is a mouthful. +@dan_crowley I never said it has nothing to do with being a man! Being a man is necessary but not sufficient to be a mansplainer +@dan_crowley and, gods forgive me, I’ve probably whitesplained to someone at some point. +@dan_crowley it is something women say to other women, who nod and understand and commiserate. +@dan_crowley The word “mansplaining” is not used as a weapon. It can’t be. It bounces off, meaningless to them. +@dan_crowley mansplaining is not about being a man! It is about being a man noted for talking down to women. +@dan_crowley they both are meant to imply there’s something shameful about being a woman or being gay. +@dan_crowley because people who abuse privilege sometimes need a cold slap in the face to remember they have it. +@dan_crowley whitesplaining turns up hits on google and of course on tumblr… speaking only for myself, I’d use the word readily. +@dan_crowley it is the best word I know for that feeling when a man looks down his nose when I open my mouth. Certain men. Never all. +@dan_crowley it’s of privileged origin. If we gave all power to redheads, I’d be a brownie subjected to gingersplaining no doubt. +@chriseng @ioerror @kylemaxwell As I recall, you were there too, though you missed out on some good pizza… +@dan_crowley it is about power balance. +@dan_crowley When there comes a time when a womanly congress tells a man he shall not have a vasectomy for his own good, womansplainers all. +@ioerror @kylemaxwell you coming to Vegas? Wouldn’t want my suspicion flag to expire for lack of suspicious activity. +RT @TriciaLockwood: My body is an internet ... the government doesn't understand how it works +RT @csoghoian: When US gov officials say "we are not collecting X type of data under this program" they just mean that surveillance program… +RT @xor: The newest member of @EFF's board takes no prisoners, so there is never a dilemma. https://t.co/2FKruHIpQ2 http://t.co/sVpKjQ0tam +@JackLScanlan I’m not sorry neither +@JackLScanlan every meme repeated is a prayer fair to the ears of our atheist god, Dawkins +@mikesacco @JackLScanlan Jack (and stranger), I’m going to fight you on this. There is not something inherently wrong with turns of phrase. +@oh_rodr of course they are. And it’s no coincidence the only American citizens they’ve been sent against are brown. +RT @starsandrobots: “Asking a professor whether you should do a PhD is inquiring with a lottery winner on whether you should buy a ticket.”… +@dan_crowley and it’s slangy, but I’m not sure what better way to term the phenomenon of certain men telling women what women think. +@dan_crowley a man saying something does not make him a mansplainer; it is not an insult that casts a shadow over the whole gender. +@CyborgCode with github, they have free utilities for Windows and OSX, and there are other git clients for Linux, to manage the codebase +@CyborgCode Programming, and that's as broad a question as asking how to learn art. +@allicient @elwoz it was never built with any such concepts. It was built with one concept: receive get or post. Spit out text in reply. +@Izkda it's a single syllable, but I'm told it means eye or snow, the latter probably being what's triggering the weather card. +RE: the Icelandic WL defector: don't put heavy moral burdens on the shoulders of teens. They need time to think and grow in a safe role. +# 350402743120326656 +Bing Translator super helpful. http://t.co/AfgNyxBD8Y +@IPvFletch I hate to ruin your pun and point out that’s hangul +I heard your client lacks unicode support >(눈‸눈)< good. +I found a new emoji 눈‸눈 +@hentaiphd @kivikakk says one who doesn’t need to fear mob violence +@pzmyers I’d much rather see them spend their tithes on factional infighting than outwards… +@elwoz concurrency: it’s definitely not the PHP way +RT @0xcharlie: Ugh, car hacking is real. I accidentally made myself crash into my garage today :(. http://t.co/NKeYeeIs7c +RT @matthew_d_green: Oh good, the ZRTPCPP bugs are in the Hello packet. The one ZRTP doesn't properly authenticate. +Here is the ZRTP patch — several classic easy-to-make C mistakes. https://t.co/VfyGpBhizx +“We decided to ninja-edit a public bug report even though THE PATCH IS ON GITHUB” https://t.co/xgcol2udu3 #helping #nothelping +@homakov I only like nerds. +@nrr that smile is because of the brain damage from the concussions +@puellavulnerata it is known that my email address has contacted the email addresses of anarchists, communists, and worse, Australians. +@cl_atlanta @tenfootfangs ah yes, Thomas Jefferson’s famous missive, Against Unions Mofte Gaye +RT @puellavulnerata: http://t.co/SjKEi12k3T Page 13: "Contact chaining and other metadata analysis do not qualify as 'interception' or 'sel… +@axiomsofchoice it’s not unreasonable for most people, but for some of us it’s completely unambiguous :) +@DarthNull it is in the style guide of the New Yorker, iirc, as they think it makes them high-bröw. +@kylemaxwell @ioerror @thegrugq oh of course. But I don’t think I’ve ever emailed him… only late-night twitter DMs… +@kylemaxwell okay, I did email @ioerror a bug report once, so sometimes one. +Regarding email collection: there is no doubt in my mind that I am two degrees of separation by mail away from Bad Guys Of Some Description. +@maxtch no actually… as I hear the apps I use are still crash-prone +Exactly as I assumed, they play games to maximize the amount of packets they snarf, not minimize. http://t.co/ZO0K5vHEHO +@profoundlypaige I pin the business cards of my favorite industry peers to my wall as proof they deign to speak with me :p +RT @puellavulnerata: http://t.co/aEIBiQUUKu Pg. 10, note 4: "...at NSA's request, a vendor diverted a shipment of servers intended for othe… +@DrinkTillKaren and I'm sure maybe not every clinic in Texas is wholly up to those standards! But it's used as an excuse. +@DrinkTillKaren that is a general healthcare concern and we have legions of regulators to keep common sanitation from even being a choice. +RT @thegrugq: “@mdowd: @moxie @thegrugq "uses java...so is not vulnerable” << the first time these words have ever been spoken! +@singawhore @GovernorPerry I was raised in the same faith he was. Am I arrogant to suppose I turned out better? :) +@matthew_d_green see you there at definitely not a conference +@Samurai336 and that is their greatest sin, that they presume freedom of religion to mean freedom to enforce theirs. +Also @GovernorPerry by his own words wants to “protect women” from their own healthcare choices, as if they’re small children. +I’m disgusted by the way @GovernorPerry shamelessly promotes his personal religion as if it’s the decider of the law. +@GovernorPerry protect women from what, their own choices? +@CyborgCode I'm not really sure what you're asking; naming the file which explains how to install "README" is just a tradition. +#siblings http://t.co/Vk50qRTJRK +@JackLScanlan I'm told this should be tweeted at one Jack. I assume you were meant. http://t.co/QiK3OBPSx1 +@vathpela yup, and they failed me by the tiniest sliver. Good thing too, what was I thinkiing? +@MalwareJake 'merica +Every few months, I get an email asking me to apply to be an information services specialist for the Foreign Service. It's cute. +Gods forgive me for indulging in wikileaks drama, but this is all kinds of messed up. http://t.co/pZjf9zWLLV +@spacerog it’s a big leap of faith, but most in fact do not automatically post without user interaction +@philpem yes but the key point is that one definitely shouldn’t assume the crypto-phones are totally safe. +RT @mdowd: Would like to thank @Silent_Circle for turning around fixes for these bugs really quickly. Great job, guys! +@mdowd I wanna see let me see I won’t hack no phones sir +Mr. @mdowd has some serious vulns in crypto-phones. You know, those ones we’re all using to avoid the NSA. http://t.co/7jp4Qo6J7d +RT @photonstorm: My 7 year old found a box of 3.5" disks in my office, he said (and I quote) "are they like a collecting card game from Vic… +@DavidNakamura @ioerror 30-year-old, your grace. +Of all the things one could say to defend the NSA, you say it’s a job creator? https://t.co/B2nOmvwrt1 (congressman) +@Call_Me_Dutch never seen a politician say so plainly he will put up with anything for money. +@m1sp It is his very first meeting with Our Lady of Overreaction. +@m1sp I forgot what I originally asked for, and assumed you meant the European Space Agency +RT @MarkKriegsman: @Veracode goes black tie at the E&Y Entrepreneur of The Year awards. We clean up nice, don't we! http://t.co/iBKFDrdKn6 +RT @mccv: New interview question: "what's your favorite build system?" Correct answers: 1) Rage face 2) None of them 3) Literal table flip +@themarkcaudill @puellavulnerata you know, like squirrel marriage and stuff +RT @puellavulnerata: Oh, now that's taking stupid to a whole new level: https://t.co/MRa1DTywfq +@BryanJFischer I have read many willfully ignorant things today. The throne belongs to you. +@m1sp he’s not so tough without a pterosaur to back him up http://t.co/HWnD6anUKZ +RT @stevebenen: 3 hours ago: Rick Perry declares, "Texans value life." 1/2 hour ago: Texas carries out its 500th execution since 1982 +@dakami well that was cute +Heck of a Facebook bug. A moment of silence for a merciful death. http://t.co/utewTpZBFf +@dakami I have a word for that… +RT @SCOTUS_Scalia: Yesterday I voted to overturn a legislative body. Today I said it was offensive for a court to do so. The difference is … +@eevee sorry, please adjust your decoder for sarcasm and try again +@rgov they are steadily slipping more into the defaults to, I don’t know, drive engagement +@eevee that makes them sooooo much less creepy. Thanks. +@jduck even Apple Maps can find him http://t.co/HqUGH1F3Nb +@ioerror @puellavulnerata who’s invited? +# 350040625170751488 +@_larry0 knowing where you work, that gives me The Worries. +RT @cjcmichel: And here we go again. RT @ArletteSaenz: Rick Perry just called a special session, starts July 1st +RT @dangoodin001: Can Apple read your iMessages? Ars deciphers “end-to-end” crypto claims http://t.co/JJMrjf41hF +@jonelf she is a character in my novel, not known for being emotionally balanced. +@chort0 ah, sorry! The mail came. I was busy writing the first Scathing Review of Malware, but I intend to write several. +@fdiesch The Lord never looked so ladylike, I’d reckon… +Look look I drew something! … why are you all looking at me like that? http://t.co/auabk3SwkF +@ternus fair enough, but city folk are notorious for being too scared of horses to go near them :) +RT @fivethirtyeight: By August, about 600m people worldwide will live in states/countries with gay marriage vs. about 300m a year ago. +@ternus you know you’re a city boy when you think that’s a problem folk don’t have no more. :p +I don’t know which mystery is greater: why my USB stick has a folder named gayporn, or why it only contains signing certificates +RT @vogon: @0xabad1dea a Halliburton always repays his debts +In a thousand years, they will speak of corporations as we do noble lineages. “The House of Sun crumbled, and became vassals of another” +RT @jgeorge: An article about HP admitting a backdoor in a product was interrupted by an ad. For HP security analysis software. http://t.co… +LEGALISTIC ARGLE BARGLE http://t.co/kH1UTugQwl +RT @chort0: When a few officials say "trust us with surveillance, we'll follow the rules" you should do no such thing. Official lie & cheat… +RT @chort0: The TX Senate's attempt to blatantly break the rules should be a good argument for why transparency is critical for legitimate … +@ternus I only pray to red pandas. +@Neostrategos he’s been on the record as believing gay marriage is fundamentally evil for many years. +Best fundie response I’ve gotten yet: I am, to my surprise, a goat worshipper. +@DanMudd @0x17h yeah, that’s me, I went to school to study science and ended up praying to goats. What are you smoking, friend? +I await Orson Scott Card’s brave assault on the White House to fight and die for the right to not look at two dudes holding hands +RT @ternus: “Any government that [legalizes gay marriage] is my mortal enemy. I will act to destroy that government & bring it down”-Orson … +The future: Microsoft advertises 3D printer drivers shipping with the operating system. https://t.co/PkJ7KpasMN +@DanMudd @0x17h naw, see, treating animals humanely is a “lib” thing, abusing their bodies is more what the other side prefers +@mirell Catholics in rich countries are left to their own rational devices for the most part. +I will not hesitate to tell fundamentalists that they preach a religion of hate. I came out of that darkness, I know it intimately. +@ternus Melissa Elliott does not QUOTE, as if her words could fail her. +@GovMikeHuckabee You seriously believe your prophet is upset that human beings embrace in love and freedom? He sounds hateful. +@MadAttorney @0x17h you mean that place that turned down the opportunity to rape Lot’s daughters at his suggestion? +@ternus when the smile is soft and the eyes are gentle and the words truthful but not harsh. +@VirginiaProdan @0x17h I’m sorry, nobody could hear your tribal god over the calls of living human beings for their rights +RT @chriseng: Can't figure out how to add this test case to the regression suite. #veracode (h/t @MarkKriegsman) http://t.co/9mi1OSKOLy +RT @ScottFilmCritic: Woman opposes gay marriage for religious reasons. Facebook friend explains why she probably shouldn't. #DOMA http://t.… +@wimremes good gods man how many languages do you tweet in +RT @neiltyson: Science literacy is less about what you know & more about how your brain is wired for asking questions. +Expired cert stolen from Opera, used to sign malware http://t.co/lz8V2dkxex this is why checking those dang dates matters +@m1sp hey, you can gay marry an American now and it will count. Just saying. +@CyberiAccela nope. +@bhelyer the engine loves me ! +// need to review what the point of this function is And that’s when I knew this code base had achieved sentience +@codeferret_ haha probably. +@BatesLine almost no-one is advocating for late-term abortions for any reason other than life-or-death medical emergency, afaik. +@m1sp emotional support request +@BatesLine you’re deliberately ignoring that such a thing is typically in fact illegal ? +@hirojin it's actually just variable names +Someday I should ask my static analysis elders what is this “Solaris” they refer to in old documentation. Sounds almost… familiar… +@m1sp @CyberiAccela it’s okay, money, and furniture, grows on trees. +@CyberiAccela @m1sp it’s not stealing if you’re human, it’s manifest destiny. +@BatesLine and probably ignoring that the womb carries out far more natural abortions, often before the woman knows, than clinics ever will. +@BatesLine of course, you’re ignoring that almost all abortions happen as early in the pregnancy as possible, no one WANTS to wait +@BatesLine yeah? http://t.co/HowUPvt6IO +*･゜ﾟ･*:.｡..｡.:*･’(*ﾟ▽ﾟ*)’･*:.｡. .｡.:*･゜ﾟ･* F A B U L O U S +@Tomi_Tapio the heck is wrong with their hands +RT @ginatrapani: Very good morning hugging my wife and daughter, celebrating our upgrade from second-class citizenship. +@DarthNull @WeldPond I bet Amazon’s east coast facility went down. +@WeldPond you were struck by lightning ? Sudden clarity. +RT @hypatiadotca: Technical term. MT @ryangrim: Scalia calls the DOMA majority opinion "legalistic argle-bargle". Srsly. I think there's sp… +@pusscat high five +I was wondering why my morning twitter log was so large today… no wonder heh +@BryanJFischer back to Philosophy 101 with you. https://t.co/44AfBN28Rj +RT @nonstampNSC: Congratulations to those who have overcome the Mormon church's obscene anti-gay campaign of 2008. #marriageEquality #prop8 +RT @wyethwire: One last time: Privilege means never having to wonder if your Constitutional rights are about to change in the next 30 minut… +RT @SCOTUSblog: DOMA is unconstitutional +@kaepora a curiously American thing to do, really. +@cs2501x so mostly I was wondering if advocating to make sure someone’s phone line is nonstop busy is incitement to a crime. +@cs2501x I was reading tweets saying to make sure the phones of the Texas governor never stop ringing today +@DrWhax ah good, it’s an idiom… it sounds a touch odd translated literally +@cs2501x these seem to both fall under computer laws, and phone laws are older and generally more peculiar to my understanding +RT @notch: I love getting called gay as an insult. In my head it's like calling people swimmers. I don't swim, but I kinda like the idea. S… +@DrWhax err is blue eyes an idiom I am unfamiliar with or are they referring to shared ethnicity ? +RT @djon3s: There's never been a better time to gift an old laptop with a Tor and an EFF sticker to a seat at a train station. +Re: harassment: if ten thousand people place one call each to a publicly disclosed telephone number, who could you charge? +RT @CecileRichards: The official vote was recorded at 12:03 a.m. Know why? Because of you. #StandWithWendy #SB5 #TXLege +Are there actually any laws in America against manual telephone DDoS ? +RT @aurosan: Everyone, say hello to the Texas GOP: http://t.co/t037uUKDMp +RT @vogon: if nothing else my twitter feed is making me glad that I wasn't the only college student who tried to change timestamps to evade… +One of the villains of my novel is a cute, sweet girl easily provoked to sudden violence. No, I have no idea where I got the idea for her. +If you take my words too literally I will throw you off a bridge Metaphorically, one hopes +@m1sp I did not say anything about expertise dear Mispy ! +@rantyben I'm speaking of the sheer amount of free material and you know it. +If you have the internet and speak English, the only thing you may say after “I am ignorant on the subject” is “for five more minutes.” +@raudelmil there comes a point when base ignorance is a grown man’s danged own fault. +@BatesLine pick up a biology book, if they haven’t burned them all wherever you live +RT @MatthewKeysLive: Texas Senate changes website, now shows vote on SB5 happened before midnight on June 25 - http://t.co/YwKA6xKKSC +RT @MatthewKeysLive: Texas Senate website shows vote on anti-abortion bill SB5 took place on June 26 (after midnight) - http://t.co/KahMSwy… +@thegrugq it is always heartbreaking, it is not ever anything someone wants to do. +@amanicdroid @BatesLine He mansplained so hard that the Men’s Rights redditors just all fell pregnant. +@thegrugq Texas is a big place. Not everyone is crazy. And I understand that everything is illegal in Thailand. +Check out this guy’s timeline. @BatesLine Not hesitating to call him out as a privileged little festering wound. +@BatesLine Or mayhaps because to every one of those people, this DESPERATELY MATTERED? Tantrums, indeed. +@BatesLine Do you suppose the tiers of that gallery were packed with throngs on a Tuesday night for sport? +@BatesLine What a majestic dismissal of the desperate fight to protect half of humanity from the dark elements of the other. +@snare “We have to adjourn at midnight, unless it ‘twar a woman who kept us up so late” +@L0sPengu1n0s I don’t doubt that someone vandalized a potted plant or something, but that’s rather besides the point. +RT @jltowns: Omg. Just for the record - in this moment, this is the information the CNN machine is giving us. http://t.co/YtBc5biqWG +RT @rare_basement: THIS SHIT HAPPENS TO WOMEN EVERY DAY. "JUMP THROUGH THESE IMPOSSIBLE HOOPS TO SUCCEED. OH YOU MADE IT? WELL YOU LOSE ANY… +RT @amanicdroid: Hey, @BarackObama, there is oil in Texas. Let's take democracy to them. +Am I to understand that people of my country are being arrested within the halls of a legislature for protesting an illegal vote? … Damn. +RT @doubleNNjen: More than 50 troopers arresting people in the gallery +RT @nikhilgoya_l: Image of state troops entering the gallery. http://t.co/7YvFLOJYmF #StandWithWendy +@m1sp he does not know of such things; after all, Ismyrn is NOT the Aspect, but one who could be, and this he knows. +RT @spacerog: RT @KimZetter: Vine video showing the crowd outside the Texas Senate gallery tonight - https://t.co/0XAY0E1bB9 <- Local TX ne… +Do these senators even know about live streaming +@m1sp plot! http://t.co/UuLZTmytXo +What news from the mark? http://t.co/VLjUGI792l +RT @dresdencodak: I think we're officially seeing #OccupySexism +RT @andykilgore: Welcome to Whose Legislature Is It Anyway where the rules are made up and the points of order don't matter #sb5 #standwith… +Tonight: about six billion people hear the word “germane” for the first, and last, time. +RT @chriseng: Occupation: "The LeBron James of filibustering" http://t.co/BLi1QZNBPL #StandWithWendy +@maradydd apparently it’s three strikes and you’re out or something +@vogon /me tosses you a hundred RTs Pocket change +@vogon “member since June” looks legit… “2012” +RT @tikva: BTW, "point of order" is my new safeword. +@wookiee guilt trip much +@wookiee :O +RT @Seraph1337: hi. Wendy Davis, whether you agree w/ her or not, is a colossal badass with nerves of steel for doing this AFTER her office… +RT @rare_basement: hey non-americans confused about filibusters: dont worry most of us dont fully understand them either +@_wirepair he’s dead, man. They need to move on. +RT @ginatrapani: Yo @twitter, work with @falcon_android, will you? Your arbitrary token limit is killing a passionate community & dev who l… +@_wirepair @rantyben @thegrugq until they let him through customs * +@thegrugq @_wirepair but but but America has so many wonderful things! Like… like me ! +@m1sp how many days of school are there from kindergarten through third grade ? +@m1sp tonight in Abadidea Draws Dresses: Wow Abadidea Did You Know Dresses That Cover Shoulders Are An Option +RT @JasonAller: #standwithwendy in Texas how do legislators in wheelchairs filibuster? Do they have to stand? +@MalwareJake “cracks passwords” is a heck of a buzzword. +I don’t ever answer unexpected calls from mystery numbers on their first call… but 000-0000 is all kinds of special. http://t.co/LzvyoUEfPk +RT @natashenka: @0xabad1dea It was my clever ploy to get everyone to clone the entire repo ;) Slides on there own are here http://t.co/1kHk… +@m1sp never do anything with only one purpose in mind! If nothing else, you can always complicate the plot. +@me_irl as a larper I will respect their fantasy +In which a newspaper refers to killing combatants as hunting big game. http://t.co/TiApcBSicI +@m1sp I have determined that I need a short prologue starring Young Rashk. +@natashenka error: blob is too big :( +Dear cryptography community xoxo I think you are all swell also all crazy +@tapbot_paul @MikeBeas Sorry I blew my lid. +@tapbot_paul @MikeBeas precisely. +@MikeBeas @tapbot_paul and it is all fundamentally the issue of the living human whose body and health is compromised. +@MikeBeas @tapbot_paul it’s not a baby, and the point of regulation is to keep abortions on the side of the line where it’s not a baby +@MikeBeas @tapbot_paul you ASK for their kidney. There is no reason pregnancy should be different. Bodily compromise by consent. +@MikeBeas @tapbot_paul You would never tackle the nearest person and harvest their kidney against their will, for someone who needs one +@MikeBeas @tapbot_paul that’s not what I said. But you know what? Listen to this, please: +@tapbot_paul @MikeBeas I take that ground too ? +@MikeBeas @tapbot_paul of course, this is another pointless argument with someone who has never had to worry of pregnancy +@MikeBeas @tapbot_paul damn my conscience, I would probably be too queasy to have an abortion. Damn lives ruined for religious pretension. +@MikeBeas @tapbot_paul the idea that there is no difference from conception to birth is purely a notion of particular religions. +@MikeBeas @tapbot_paul an egg is not a bird. Go study developmental biology. I did. Learned a heck of a lot. +@MikeBeas @tapbot_paul gfdi nobody is killing babies +@spacerog @th3j35t3r whence the respect? I’ve never known him to have any reaction to anything but DDoS. +@MikeBeas @tapbot_paul the strawmanness of this has left me twitchy… +@brennantom @c7five the 1337 motley fool, naming someone narcissist? Takes one to know one. But sir your geolocation is classy. +@m1sp dangit mispy NO TIME TRAVEL +@mikeestee @starsandrobots @marshray oh my gods. This is going in my meme folder. +RT @johl: If this was a movie, the plot twist would be that Snowden's encrypted security file is already in the Bitcoin blockchain, in Base… +RT @ZoeQuinnzel: I hate it when games tell me to press x because I panic for a split second because of this http://t.co/BhTVGAXSE8 +RT @repjustinamash: Congress has highest security clearance level for classified information. Why, then, are most of us denied access to FI… +RT @MatthewKeysLive: This is the NSA 'fact sheet' that was pulled earlier today from the NSA's website - http://t.co/Xa5znZSQum +RT @oiwan: HK Sec of Justice Rimsky Yuen explained the U.S did not specify the "J" in Edward J Snowden whether it is Joseph or James in the… +RT @deliciousbees: "Ask yourself: should such people be handed over to be imprisoned?" says president of country who imprisoned three women… +It seems somewhere along the way this PHP bot lost all instances of the string "." (including quotes) from the source file. +# 349675707259027459 +@0x17h *squint* RTL8187L ? +@0x17h http://t.co/mqxWSbBdjC +@asyncsrc because it's a hacking tools CD from China +It came with a CD, but my husband won't let me stick it in the only computer we have with a CD drive. +@abditum did your eyes glaze over? Read it, really read it... +So I bought a wifi dish antenna off Amazon. This is the box. Uh... http://t.co/cIHzK3rCYx +I'm writing my first professional review of a PHP bot. /* implicit variable creation is the devil's work, son */ +@WeldPond @QuantumG yeah, so... they do unplug :p +@grumpybozo I do most of my work on Not My Work Machine, but I needed it for something particular... +@jlwfnord I'll assume that's why IT hasn't fulfilled the ticket I filed like a whole 26 minutes ago yet then! :p +@mtheoryx it's not a bug, it's a well-known property. And no, there's no check-as-you-type. +@daviottenheimer I wouldn't call our local network particularly slow... +Someone please tell me the sensible reason that SMB can take over a minute to decide a share you typed in isn't valid +@skynetbnet *I* don't. It's the work machine... +RT @blowdart: ARS makes firefox cry. http://t.co/6m1Q1KMUWa +@grumpybozo what else would you call a thing where you type in a user name and password? +Let's take a look at this malicious PHP *click* *antivirus flips out and deletes it* Hmm. I'm going to hear from IT about this... +Well bless my bit9 sysadmin's prickly little heart, he done give me an "allow" button to use on these here DLLs and my build be workin'! +@dakami bet you I can make one that is +@jeremiahfelt thank you but no operators are free at this time +@cowtowncoder the last time I said the word “serbo-croatian” a Croatian threatened to murder me +“So… you’ve been letting us have electricity for months, we gave you money, the electricity is on and the money is missing?” “Yep!” +“Oh it’s a good thing you called because we apparently lost all your bill payments ever into the black void of despair” +@spacerog I keep getting to a live person and disconnected because all lines are full +“Account locked out” “I understand you have a billing question. Are you moving?” “Account password reset” “I understand you have a billing q +@nrr wh… wh… what. why +RT @ternus: “Akamai Adversarial Resilience: We *Can* Repel Firepower of that Magnitude” +Hello, I am an automated assistant. Please state what you want, given no hints as to preferred input, so I can wildly misinterpret it. +@savagejen @r4v5 @0x17h I’d recommend a tutor under the rules of homeschooling +@r4v5 the jawbreaker I posted earlier is not mine, I only have receivers. +@Wxcafe @codeferret_ the shocked one was a “bonus figure” iirc +RT @arstechnica: World of Warcraft mobile auctions closed after rash of account hijacks http://t.co/fCdI3prhBB by @dangoodin001 +@apiary write a python bot to attend meetings +@jennifurret I tend to make a reply to what they said and then throw in “also I prefer the other pronoun” just incidentally +@r4v5 nope, never. Move along. Nothing to see here. +@Wxcafe @codeferret_ bought a box set from… some Japanese import site I guess? +@DoktorJeep *whistles innocently* +Should have bought more shielding for those serial cables my little friend… http://t.co/ZFGgwXUePd +This one isn’t mine but it consented to photography http://t.co/mRaevZXjed +Expect this sort of thing in my slides http://t.co/5mjbjgEOTd +I’m telling Engineering to freeze the code base forever as soon as my build runs so I never have to see a bit-nine dialogue again. +RT @sec_reactions: How I feel trying to get non-technical people to care about PRISM - by @aloria http://t.co/Dwmhxc1eHX +@tapbot_paul and hence, the Recycle Bin was born ! +@shoebox aww, well, make the most of it ! +Ever notice that in video games, the elevator is ALWAYS on the floor you’re on? #nsa #conspiracy +@raudelmil I actually specifically tried to avoid sending too many me-toos on him cuz I didn't want to be blocked +I think the NSA guy finally blocked me. Well that was inevitable +@kyhwana it genuinely doesn’t occur to a lot of people that an https form loaded through an http container is a problem +@kyhwana eww. One rarely sees iframes at all anymore actually, except to load another site entirely. +@grumpybozo @cba well, Mr. Assange says he is not truly missing, and is safe, so I presume he wasn’t abducted. +@mikko the jester disgusts me. He wields his little sword against everyone he has the vaguest reason to dislike. +@ShadowTodd and no back pain. +@DrPizza I want you to know I’m sorry ere I fall asleep. +@psobot now find the waste and trim at at source level ;) +@DrPizza I’ll miss you. +@oh_rodr small numbers matter too. Though I can’t speak to this UCMJ thing. +RT @eevee: http://t.co/hEq33TMxKC oh, imagemagick. why are you "parsing" xml by hand. +@0x17h you know what else reminds me of schools in Soviet Russia that Texas doesn’t do? Math. +@bojanrajkovic @Edcrab_ and I think people who do not like the word do not like the theoretical future of “needing” to say so +@bojanrajkovic @Edcrab_ which it wasn’t. Cis is not an insult. I am cis. Most people are cis or mostly so. +@mdowd woohoo !! +RT @hypatiadotca: Today marks the 40th anniversary of the worst act of anti-LGBTQ terrorism in US history. Never forget. http://t.co/YBH0ji… +RT @grumpybozo: Who seriously believes that a jr. sysadmin who has demonstrated poor strategic planning was the first guy to walk TS data o… +RT @BenDoernberg: If #Snowden can cover his tracks to hide what documents he accessed, what stops other NSA agents from covering tracks of … +RT @xepheraux: the fact that people who own multiple homes and people who live without shelter exist in the same societal framework is awfu… +@ioerror @hellNbak_ I think, by and large, there are many legitimate security services to which they are just another rich customer +RT @Edcrab_: People mad because cis is an "invented word", unlike those pure naturally occurring words found inside fruit and in the format… +@oh_rodr wait… are you saying gays HAVE to join the military now to show their appreciation for it being a possibility on the table ? +@0x17h though somewhere in my heart I have sympathy for him, the correlation between Marxism and arson eludes me. +RT @trevortimm: Senators claim NSA is lying about privacy protections in its "fact sheet" but can't say how because it's classified. http:/… +RT @sinak: Hemingway killed himself while hounded by FBI. He seemed paranoid to friends but FOIA reveal truth: http://t.co/uUNyBzFXok via @… +@eevee but if I search for Hermione, it’s there. +@eevee example: I have a jpeg of Hermione that has a numerical filename and no textual metadata that says anything about Hermione at all +@eevee unless you’re not the only person with that file, and the aggregate metadata tells them a lot about it +RT @doingitwrong: I remember as a kid reading about the worst excesses of the collapsing Roman Empire and thinking “why didn’t anyone DO so… +RT @djrbliss: I'm so glad that Comcast decided for me that my cable modem password would be much better without special characters. +@WhiteMageSlave WORLD BUILD GET https://t.co/61HBSusPmR (optional: @ELLIOTTCABLE @ternus not optional: @m1sp ) +@thegrugq @hellNbak_ I was told today I'm a firebrand. Edgy. Mad bad and dangerous to know. I'm totally cool. +@RSWestmoreland would explain why no-one can find him... +oh boy oh boy I've been chosen to receive a "bahanas" cruise for two by SMS! +@thegrugq There are many terrible things to say about my educators. Being "Christian Scientists" is, blessedly, not one of them. +Me an' BFF @m1sp on some kind of digi-date http://t.co/1uIM6DIB2z +So I've read about six hundred pages of game of thrones so far and now I'm calling @m1sp my vassal +@jgeorge IDK, but @m1sp is here and I guess there's room for one more! (Actually I don't actually have cherries) +"I'm opening my gate and you can come get my cherries. In Animal Crossing, IN ANIMAL CROSSING" +# 349312542591549440 +It sounds like there was a mass glitch and a bunch of google sessions got terminated. Weird. +@xa329 @0xcharlie *my* DH? He is... how do you say... into physical security? And I don't mean locks. +@apiary all the radio signals you didn't know your electronics are giving off. +@xa329 @0xcharlie I don't even have a transmitter and HE'S FORMER NSA IT'S NOT FAIR +I was just kicked out of gmail and gdrive "for security purposes" and had to log back in. *ominous.wav* +@m1sp gtalk seems to have disavowed me +Writing protip: need a bunch of minor characters in a hurry? Recall one of your classes from school, no matter how vaguely, and run with it +@m1sp slathering random "historic" versions of SDL onto my drive, we arrive at Function 'TCOD_sys_read_file' not found in ... libtcod.dylib +@m1sp Library not loaded: @ executable_path/../Frameworks/libpng.framework/Versions/1.5.4/libpng And there it is- the problem I always had! +@0xcharlie there shall be NO MONKEYING ABOUT WITH THE WATERFALL DISPLAY. +@0xcharlie haha.jpg wait that means I have to wake up to be polite doesn't it +@TakoArishi that's why I RDP :p +@RSWestmoreland she's seen our customers' code a few times too many... +@JamesTCave HEY!!! LUKA WAS FACING THE OTHER WAY! PERIMETER COMPROMISE!!! +I only RDP into this machine, can you tell ? http://t.co/hw3Z1IsCK2 +@scriptmonkey_ @TriCorce @phillips321 spoiler: it's badg3r5 +@Viss @fbz in general, I do not remember the 90s. +@solak come on man you're not even European. +Youtube has me figured out I'm afraid. One of these things is not like the others. All of these things are spot on. http://t.co/EPr1MkYnXm +Allegedly my defcon talk is at 5:00 on Saturday. Good. I was afraid of having to wake up before 10! +Stocking up on non-black t-shirts with which to establish my alpha geekdom https://t.co/iYEsiQhyWh +@d_olex I'm making fun of him. Personally. :) +@amanicdroid somebody stop these maniacs ! Or not. Their loss… +RT @JimmyS: @0xabad1dea check the last anecdote out on page 1: exploitation of your owen code for great victory! http://t.co/LR5wXtBJU2 +@d_olex @rantyben he is indeed no stranger to wrong! +@amanicdroid and they specifically have the most serious threat model on earth. As much as I hate them I'm embarrassed. +@amanicdroid they're specifically using the terms root and super user. They specifically designed their own solution to this +I always wanted a set of rainbow books, but I’ve never even seen a single volume in person. Born too late, I guess ! +@marshray rainbow books… now there’s a blast from my shadowy origins past +@CelestialBeard @0x17h http://t.co/opCtaYYciX +Like seriously if it’s actually true that agencies can’t distinguish between different system admins’ actions the incompetency is… gross. +@amanicdroid no but you’d think knowledge of the existence of RBAC would be uniform among people managing NSA computers +@oh_rodr @chort0 well if you don’t spam me it’s all good +This just in: three-letter agencies don’t know about sudo, even though they developed SELinux? http://t.co/v6RlzFk4XL +@chort0 can you send a zip to [firstname].b.elliott at gmail ? (Do spammers even scrape for emails any more?) +@chort0 I want some unambiguously malicious code it is easy to make cruel fun of +RT @djrbliss: PS4 evidently runs a FreeBSD derivative. I guess there will finally be a place to use FreeBSD 0days besides Defcon CTF! +@eevee please tell @kufat and @codeferret_ I am officially not the world’s worst laptop purchasing maniac +RT @tinycartridge: dang gotta take advantage of this deal at Re-Tail http://t.co/W04kUyvuF6 +@WarOnPrivacy he seems to “defer to the wisdom” of his military and never challenge them on anything they want +But a nice innocent girl like me doesn’t know where to find malware source code ! Preferably stupid IRC bot ones or some such +@ntavish yes, either deliberately (intended to be customized) or by leaks. +@WarOnPrivacy @puellavulnerata I’m pretty sure half the reason we’re in this mess is that he can’t bear to handle warlike things himself +Perhaps, for good sport, I should do a “serious” code review of the source of some malware. +Here’s the complete emet slides btw. http://t.co/MvgecELJAU +@xa329 but… EBP didn’t actually change. +Okay, maybe I’m missing something but I don’t understand why a compiler would emit that. http://t.co/qZHE1JZNC3 +RT @ioerror: I'm glad to hear that Former Italian Prime Minister Silvio Berlusconi was found guilty. +RT @katespencer: This article on what's happening in Texas cannot be RTed enough: http://t.co/fIpNbjzPjs +You can has root on HP storage devices http://t.co/0K0dONtHD2 (via both /r/netsec and @TriCorce) +@L0sPengu1n0s the Netherlands, as that’s where all the cables join, so ping should be low ! +@Kufat /me points to 4chan and the beliebers +@L0sPengu1n0s high holy priestess +@Kufat the idea behind making the Internet its own country is to MAKE it an act of war silly +@sanguis3k “Send in… the BELIEBERS.” +My solution: 1) Make the internet its own country 2) All government surveillance is now an act of war 3) ??? But it will be great +RT @paradroid001: @0xabad1dea Can't hack a computer that has no free memory. Just allocate it *all*. +@jdiezlopez it’s probably effective against a large portion of wholly generic, non-customized payloads +This is the hackiest anti-hacking measure I could possibly imagine. #emet http://t.co/ZqYpCgZV6c +@kaepora I tried to tune in but it was so stuttery and over compressed I could hardly get a word +RT @savagejen: Julian Assange is answering questions about Snowden on RT: http://t.co/6SpHl15MAs "He is in a safe place and his spirits are… +@MrToph mine beeps again after 24 hours… +@wimremes oh come now, a man five thousand followers tall ought be used to it, however will you bear the pressure of nine thousand? +@Gadgetoid @dildog and that my friend is how religions are born ! #SacredKnee +RT @ioerror: When the question of the US pressure on #Ecuador came up - the #BBC feed ended - attempts to reload it "The broadcast has now … +RT @SnowdensSeat: I feel empty. +RT @halvarflake: Correction: US has approx. the same number of people with TS clearance (relative to population) as the Stasi had when the … +RT @dildog: Want to feel old? Every 12 year old was born AFTER the "All Your Base" meme got started. #forgreatjustice +RT @conor64: How could Snowden go to Cuba, a country where untried prisoners on hunger strikes are force fed with -- oh, wait, it's us doin… +@m1sp let us do the dance… the Dance of the Timezones +@m1sp are you chat-enabled today ? +@m1sp I’m at work ATM I guess in a bit I can dig out the air and install rvm on it +RT @offmessage: Big question of the day: If you lose a tooth while abroad does *your* tooth fairy come out or does the local one deliver? A… +This is an amazing tweet thread starring our friend Former NSA Guy. https://t.co/7G0zchXW00 (who apparently has very delicate ears) +Halfway through the book. I propose renaming it A Song of Deus Ex Direlupus +@marshray green? Well some of the nebulae are green… +@marshray I like it, but you can’t take it personally when someone is mean to you +Oh so Hodor really is a Pokemon I thought that was some kind of imgur meme #AbadideaReadsGameOfThrones +@jesster_king in game of thrones +@daveaitel @thegrugq posting safes on imgur — a risky gambit, which paid off. +RT @daveaitel: so I heard you guys like safes - Imgur http://t.co/HGrvrOl3XF +RT @drunkenpredator: Hong Kong? Moscow? And now Ecuador?! Just PICK ONE, dude! This is getting exhausting! #idonthaveajetengine +@thegrugq a keen anger flared in me, and I willed your destruction. It might be the book. +@thegrugq I will not take the grugq seriously I will not take the grugq seriously I will not +@thegrugq Harry Potter picks up a mature reading level around book four +@thegrugq mature reading level does not mean “mature” gratuitous content +@savagejen I’m pretty sure most large departments do by this point +@ELLIOTTCABLE feel free to sample my wares http://t.co/ciIHCvtYKu +@ELLIOTTCABLE in any case yes I write an awful lot, and it defies my guardians that I hold a paper of the sciences. +@WhiteMageSlave I will tell you why progress has slowed: I have been too happy +@WhiteMageSlave the written manuscript hasn’t gotten much longer, it’s all been my patented Manga Notes +@ELLIOTTCABLE you should probably follow my muse, @m1sp , to see the constant flurry of midnight exchanges on the matter +@ELLIOTTCABLE particularly of one of the older characters, and to establish the common people of one of the cultures. +@ELLIOTTCABLE the one which I am a hundred pages into, and in the process of inserting some more scenes for characterization +@ELLIOTTCABLE regardless my story is better +@WhiteMageSlave but as a writer I can guarantee he went back and added that remark after he decided it was a convenient plot device +@WhiteMageSlave nah his mom totally mentioned it a chapter or two before +@ELLIOTTCABLE I made a bad decision to read Game of Thrones +@ELLIOTTCABLE … hello? +@spacerog you’ll look ridiculous +# 348948206761156608 +@m1sp in any case, I intend for it to be clear that, once both of age, anyone of common taste would say that Houri has the Aspect of Hot. +@m1sp your next post was about… oh never mind, sure, some other child’s issues, I believe you :p +@rantyben yeah one of them already got thrown off a roof +@herodfel I’m reading game of thrones… +RT @Packetknife: You know - you're allowed to not like Snowden, Wikileaks, Manning, Greenwald, etc. etc. AND EXPECT BETTER FROM _YOUR_ GOVE… +@The1TrueSean throne of games or something like that +@ameaijou I did specifically ask if it was grooooooss +Why did none of you warn me about the twincest +@m1sp goodness am I the only writer who gives the youngest sister the good looks +@JackLScanlan that’s cheating unless you bring some to share … wait… that sounds really gross. +@jennifurret they all gave me an odd look. +@jennifurret last time I was in Vegas people kept asking me — because I look under 21 I guess — and I said truthfully it was business… +@stevelord I don’t watch TV, but it’s hard not to encounter the fandom on the internet. +RT @arstechnica: California sends a cease and desist order to the Bitcoin Foundation http://t.co/tkhxlr7O79 by @nathanmattise +@savagejen what? They bothered you ?! +@BettyMcGraw7 @sneakatdatavibe yes, but I’m pretty sure I can’t simply visit it. +Read the prologue. Wait, there are zombies in this story? I though it was just about knowing nothing, especially the location of dragons +@iHum4n no actually, and I really need to work on that… but I have a much longer fantasy story inching towards completion +@gangstahugs which isn’t necessarily wrong or bad but it does give one pause +@gangstahugs it’s disconcerting in that the tone of the ad suggests Amazon and my bank have a deal to target my bank’s customers 1/2 +Is it because I’m American I never knew one could simply fly to Cuba +@skynetbnet well, I use my bank card to buy things from Amazon, that might be an easier trail to follow :) +@pa28 @KateElliottSFF same last name — it’s a sign. +@RenaKunisaki yeah, you can pay the difference to opt out of the ads at any point +And no, I never jailbroke my Ad-Supported Kindle. It used to just futilely offer me romance novels and local massage parlors. +@RenaKunisaki the cheapest one does +Considering that this is my actual bank, seeing this pop up on Kindle is a little disconcerting http://t.co/tnJfgFbq8r +@addelindh I can’t stand the writing style of Narnia actually. Tried three times with three different volumes. +@akopa most of the fiction I’ve read in the past several years has been manga and webcomics rather than conventional novels +(I really like stories written on a mature reading level which include children as proper characters.) +But I guess I will go read GoT because I know it treats children as actual characters rather than scenery props based on fandom stuff +In fact my own Secret Novel Project is rather Potterish in that it focuses on teens and reams of personal character development +@nickdepetrillo CHECK OUT NICK DEPETRILLO EXCLUSIVE PICTURES OF HIS HUUUUUGE YAGI HERE IN ANTENNA NEWS it satisfies the radio ladies +I’m more of a Harry Potter kind of fan, will I just get grossed out? +So I’ve been debating actually reading Game of Thrones for a long time now, knowing that it’s heavy on sex, violence, and death. +@puellavulnerata @smarimc I assume they have their own little diplomaticy ways of propagating such information without broadcasting it +@bhelyer high five for five eyes ! +@smarimc @puellavulnerata I’m amused they seem confused how he was able to leave Hong Kong without it,as if they’d be terribly fussed. +RT @thehistoryb0y: This is what Alan Turing's statue in Manchester looks like today, his 101st birthday :D http://t.co/HXJGpZ3ubp +@bhelyer the American attitude is that all foreigners are under suspicion by default. Sorry. +I continue to be astounded at the number of people who conflate unfriendly states towards the US with ENEMIES of the US. +@donicer pretty sure the paparazzi saw him get into a car at the airport in Russia +@rfunk how does going to jail separate one from common criminals? Why does suffering make a cause more legitimate? +@rfunk I just don’t buy that civil disobedience must or even “should” necessarily end in voluntary arrest. +I think humans have a problem with feeling like someone’s cause isn’t legitimate unless they’ve suffered for it. We glorify suffering +@jilliancyork @ioerror cognitive dissonance: I voted for him because I liked his platform therefore this isn’t that bad because after all I… +@kesgardner @McGrewSecurity I fail to see how a layover in Hong Kong affects the genuine status of the documents. +@ErrataRob because a state interfering with a civilian flight always goes over so well… +RT @PRISM_NSA: #FunFact We often swap phone tapping tips with @piersmorgan! He's pretty good at it for a civilian - been doing it longer th… +@rfunk and why does Thoreau get the last word? +@vogon insisting someone be punished for doing the right thing is worshipping Law as a god who has conquered Justice. +.@vogon I don’t think it’s morally consistent to say “I agree the law was wrong but I want you to suffer for breaking it anyway.” +RT @NightValeRadio: Wow, the continuous nuclear explosion in the sky is really nice today. Hardly any floating water in the way. +I don’t get people who both say he did the right thing AND want him to willingly face the music. As then it’s entirely the wrong music ! +@trufae I get it! Is language joke! +How many whistleblowers can the Ecuadorian economy support? +RT @Falkvinge: No, #nsa, it's not "irreversible damage to the USA" by Snowden. It's by _you_. Don't blame others when it's your actions tha… +Talk to your teen about Linux… before you have to talk to them behind bars in chroot jail. +@inversephase TALK TO YOUR TEENAGER ABOUT LINUX BEFORE YOU HAVE TO TALK TO THEM ABOUT OPENBSD +I think what Kaspersky was TRYING to say was, if you have absolutely no idea why this is on your hard drive, that’s suspicious @inversephase +@zedshaw you got my hopes up for a moment… +Via non-criminal Linux user @inversephase , something just a little bit fuddy: https://t.co/4k6ZSs87W1 +@bhelyer @Wxcafe @inversephase well how’d that happen gosh +@Wxcafe @inversephase weird… +RT @densaer: Confidential documents from WookieeLeaks shows that Han shot first. +A little anteater in Animal Crossing just told me he was gay. Is “buying a car together” some sort of Japanese euphemism? +So how do we protect Snowden from torture conditions without seeing him become the next pretentious jerkface +RT @jilliancyork: If you're saying surveillance isn't a big deal, then pretend for a moment that you're not talking about the United States. +@MyLittleDroney do you have any coupon codes for these shirts +@Rikev @Tomi_Tapio I’m so sorry. I hope no small children were present to witness this. +RT @KimJongNumberUn: Yo Edward Snowden: please settle in North Korea. We do not spy on phones or the Internet. In fact, we do not have phon… +RT @BBCDanielS: The Ecuadorean Ambassador is still here at Moscow airport. It looks like Ecuador is Edward Snowden's destination http://t.c… +@kcarmical and I meant in total perceived international clout, though the gap between China and US narrows every day… +@kcarmical first as someone said, “Hong Kong and Beijing are in the same country but being in one is not like being in the other” +RT @mjdominus: strftime("%p") produces "AM" or "PM". strftime("%P") produces "am" or "pm". That is some fucking genius right there. #fuckin… +@donicer @thegrugq dunno if you ever met any Marines Mr. The Grugq, but they be cray cray +@donicer @thegrugq yeah I didn’t think he was advocating it — just reminding that the Marines have a glory problem… +@_wirepair @thegrugq the severity with which civilian plane incidents have been treated in the past points to the outcome we know now +@RSWestmoreland @m1sp in Mispy’s case, yes! +@m1sp you don’t sound bitter at all +RT @vogon: new buzzfeed article: "10 hottest countries to claim will better defend your civil rights than the united states" +Hong Kong really knows how to turn down a larger power in a classy fashion +@m1sp well to be fair they’re trying to give you a chance to pick without “ARE YOU A BOY? OR A GIRL?” +@PiennePN yeah pretty much +I cheated and looked ahead in my overnight tweet backlog. So, uh, Russia, huh? +Don’t tell me all the interesting things happened while I was asleep http://t.co/6RNokDaps3 +@thegrugq Actually I already read the archive about a year ago It was pretty gross +@thegrugq just making sure you’re not the devil trying to lure me into The Pornographies. +@vinski_ DH stands for Dear Husband! Then we got a housemate so I called him delightful to riff on it +@thegrugq why you link this +@hypatiadotca did you try gandi? As many registrars aren't equipped to handle it yet +"Updating certificates in '/opt/local/etc/openssl/cert.pem'" @m1sp confirmed for being APT, thanks a lot! +@DefuseSec hahaha bin-go cc @m1sp who told me to run it +@thegrugq yes, I told my Mac my name is Melissa. I don't consider that classified information since I turned 18. +Dear shell script, you think it's cute to pull my real name from system files and thank me for running you, but it just comes off as clingy +@meursalt on my system, whoising the unicode version will attempt to escape it and search that and be like shruggle XD +@meursalt sounds like it understands it's pointing back to the same page then yeah +@meursalt as the link is the unicode version and if there's no support for it you'll get some dumb error +@meursalt I changed the page to clarify it doesn't matter which way it displays as long as it follows the link back to the same page +@dong1225 I literally have an entire playlist of remixes of her theme, unfortunately many have gone missing http://t.co/EgtQrqLsHy +@dong1225 why not?! http://t.co/3QL9dcPG3m +@Twirrim it's fine as long as you end up back at the same page with the spinning girl +@RSWestmoreland note professional use of a typo to make sure people will complain whether they're offended or not +@dasshuchan it doesn't really matter but I think most everything will show the ascii version +@DrPizza it wouldn't be if everything supported displaying the unicode version +Is your browser dumb? Find out here http://t.co/0pw6pZvNvw +However they do not have good unicode-in-domain-names support. "Communication Error" is a very helpful, specific error, no? +@oh_rodr ha! "communication error" +@oh_rodr actually wait I will just put a unicode-encoded URL on my webpage and click it and see what happens +@oh_rodr nah, just thought I'd check what my webpage looked like. Though I lack a means to enter kanji directly into the URL bar. +Nintendo devices may have ridiculous web browsers but at least they have good unicode support! +@jgeorge I planted some peach trees but they haven't grown yet +@cji kapow! +@jesster_king bam! +@IrritatedGoat zam! +@jgeorge bam! +@NinRac kazam! +@dkabot foosh! +@kjatar boom +@kherge yeah well unless Find My iPhone can distinguish between floors of my house... +@CamJN Incorrect. O is an address. Oh is an interjection. +I wonder how many different antennas in one suitcase I can get through airport security +@CamJN spelled wrong where? +@thegrugq @mattblaze @nickdepetrillo to who? +@0xabad1dea paging Dr. Phone, please buzz +@trollball yeah. A little bit of tempest for fun and profit. +@DatsunInsult @rejectionking oh probably, but he’d notice, as I don’t remember the password to the 5ghz band he uses either XD +RT @mikeklonsky: Did you hear? All over news. Some TV cook is a racist? Yes, and 50 schools closed in Chicago's black community. 30,000 kid… +@trollball http://t.co/LWfMHMKO5N +@ameaijou pretty much +@ameaijou controlled by he bought the router and installed it while I was away from the house +PS if my router is remotely ownable, blame Delightful Housemate, as I don’t even have the password to it. +What. (Minus the IP address so y'all don't DDOS me.) http://t.co/GZbLtGdCyJ +@ELLIOTTCABLE @brforums I’m a lot more incredulous. Check the screen shot I’m posting in about three seconds. +@nrr are they TRYING to get your bike stolen? +Does an integrated GPU clock speed of ~650mhz sound right for a media ARM SOC with a CPU of 800mhz? Trying to identify source of a signal. +.@WeldPond I have no idea who those are! The joke is I just assumed everything related to it would be Canadian. +@focalintent I am super excite about the info I am coaxing out of this 32khz-ish signal by painting patterns on the laptop's screen +I can pick up the FM station with my wifi yagi antenna! At a very specific angle, held directly over my head. +FACT: when I was a child I assumed O Canada was to the tune of O Christmas Tree +@ra6bit well the tinfoil I was holding was the antenna at this point :) +I accidentally tuned into a hockey game. Wait, why are they singing Star Spangled Banner? I just assumed it would be O Canada. +@ra6bit I was touching the connector on the USB radio end +@ra6bit noting that I think I have more of an aura than most as I have lit up things with my hands that many people cannot before +@ra6bit well this is the second time I've stuck my finger into the antenna connector when it was live and feeling tingly afterwards +I wonder if this tingly, prickly feeling all over my body has anything to do with me jamming tinfoil into an antenna connector +# 348591069702782976 +@DrPizza to be honest I was thinking more of things like variables_with_underscores_which_I_hate .. ... .... +In programming as in life: be strict in regulating what's under your control, be forgiving of what isn't. +@KatharineBerry @kaepora as a hexer I am all too familiar with the pain of JavaScript making “interesting” casts on one’s behalf +RT @KatharineBerry: @0xabad1dea @kaepora 2a is the solution. +.@KatharineBerry @kaepora Guess 1: you’re operating in at least base 29 Guess 2: JavaScript and/or PHP was involved in this somehow. +RT @KatharineBerry: How can this even happen? (look at R0): http://t.co/TXvg3H7sBK +@Packetknife that’s not mega creepy at all. +@RSWestmoreland for things he said about transgenderism +RT @puellavulnerata: http://t.co/FTsGHbkWv4 What Cop T-Shirts Tell Us About Police Culture [@radleybalko] - includes "U raise 'em, we cage … +I think Bootleg Pokemon crashing for the third time today is telling me it's time for Radio Science. +@WhiteMageSlave thing is I just bought a giant flying saucer so I guess I'll run with it. After I get a bigger house. Cuz it's huge. +@ebcube "Idea inserts item into pocket" (Idea being my name) +@sakjur They consistently confuse the word "insert" with... some other word. +Let's Play Bootleg Pokemon!: this one deserves its own post http://t.co/t9avMkZBPn +@WhiteMageSlave I let Sahara do my house and came inside to find… a space ship. I honestly can’t object to this. +RT @TheOnion: The Land Of The Free: 10 Ways You KNOW You’re Living In The Greatest Country On Earth http://t.co/cSuIWbkJ37 +@homakov it's not a crime to kill you now +@USSJoin he said some ignorant things about transgenderism +Well I’ll be darned, @cwgabriel apologizes http://t.co/Kjrzyu0WjB +@yolocrypto safe mode because it wouldn’t boot otherwise? +@0x17h @pondswimmer yes of course that is completely outside of anyone’s control +And no I don’t think duckduckgo is single handedly the savior of search but that guy sure is angry about their easter egging +@mattblaze @nickdepetrillo it’s okay you don’t have to justify your small antenna to me +@pondswimmer @0x17h I read that, there’s an explanation, an apology, and a list of steps taken to correct it, so, resolved ? +Before flipping out that a company is taunting you out of spite, make sure it’s not just an automated twitter bot. http://t.co/JSSNCulQSD +@pondswimmer @Anne_Roth @0x17h yeah, so, that Easter Egg thing is automated. They’re not doing anything “out of spite.” +Great, now I have antenna envy. https://t.co/ogjD9hMVBE @nickdepetrillo +@homakov don’t use such an ugly default font. +RT @sec_reactions: umm... maybe... I forgot to lock my screen?!?! - by _2501 http://t.co/yTbradzLmW +@spacerog it’s very Movie Plot, but then again, so is everything else that’s happened recently. +@spacerog the question was asked as to how such a question could even be answered. I think that’s fair. +@20committee you say that as if he asked people to say these things, or that anyone who defends him is necessarily a fanchild. +.@pmocek @puellavulnerata I’m [am|conf]used at people who berated the stupidity of his choice followed by switch to calling him defector +RT @ioerror: If Michael Hastings was killed by Mercedes 0day, how would we know? How might we disprove this theory? What forensics exists t… +RT @mattblaze: Surveillance in infrastructure is a technical and architectural weakness, separate from whether we trust FBI/NSA/President, … +Please check @20committee’s timeline for full context as he says my interpretation of his words is incorrect. +@20committee @ggreenwald what I saw was saying that Greenwald not writing the article was a weak excuse wrt his accountability for it. +@20committee @ggreenwald which is why I just told you, so now you know ! +@20committee @ggreenwald and I shall continue to listen to every side until there is some cessation of saying they’re all lying/delusional. +@20committee @ggreenwald I’m from a government family too you know. And I’ve been listening to you from the first tweet of yours I saw +@20committee @ggreenwald and all I want is the freaking truth, and everyone on every side is screaming that all others are lying +@20committee @ggreenwald you outright rejected the reasoning that he didn’t write certain articles and continued hold them against him +Suicide note of a participant in American war crimes. http://t.co/jW11VnqFeM +Meanwhile @20committee opines that @ggreenwald is personally responsible for everything the Guardian says +We don’t look at American emails! Unless our British friends happen to also have access to them. +@WhatHoCenturion … D: +@JackLScanlan I am literally in favor of smacking you +@nmonkee @miaubiz not dollars, and they are all the same size +@pchengi drew it in Notability on iPad +I should find more games with considerable amounts of badly translated text. It’s an interesting mental exercise. +@dakami why thank you +@savagejen it’s a good place to be, with or without toddler. +RT @stroughtonsmith: As seen on a poster at Facebook HQ: "Advertisers are users too!" +@Packetknife Albert Reggie Angelo +RT @gerryeisenhaur: You don't need to speak turkish to understand this. RT @gde54: Ozgurluk mucadelesi bitmez .. http://t.co/kXxOtIEAr0 +@oh_rodr I’m going to suffocate you out of mercy if you keep using tumblr words you found on the ground +@0x17h the effect they were going for, if I recall, was “fell and hurt my back.” +If there's one takeaway from Pokemon Crystal Vietnamese, this is it. http://t.co/GbMX98McXW +@m1sp <3 <3 <3 you on teh talks? +@name_too_long @chriseng and darnit the SOLE REASON I moved out and got a job was to afford to have it every day +@name_too_long @chriseng I'm actually addicted to frappuccinos specifically as a comfort/ritual thing. +@name_too_long @chriseng WHY WOULD YOU THINK THAT???? http://t.co/Q6bM51ySGt +@wbic16 I've never been drunk, almost drunk, or anything other than having a violently ill reaction to alcoholic cough syrup in my life +@0x17h I was doing DF, but we're currently following the adventures of Ms. Idea in Bootleg Translation Land http://t.co/5PN7k5J46y +my Let's Play side tumblr already has significantly more posts than my real tumblr +@chriseng I maintain that my behavior is outwardly indistinguishable from that of a drunk tweeter +@chriseng I'm getting into the SPIRIT of sending ill-advised and unsolicited opinions of a compromising nature +I stubbornly insist you don't have to actually be drunk to send drunken DMs on twitter +@nelhage @ternus I’ll pedantically u +@ShadowTodd I was also slut-shamed in high school for natural dimensions in that respect. It’s a genuine issue IMO. +@dildog in my experience it ends up looking like ____ + ____ says someone who tried to crash the platform today +RT @arstechnica: Facebook sqashes bug that exposed e-mail addresses for 6 million users http://t.co/y6gqJYSPEw by @dangoodin001 +Random hipster project generator http://t.co/ap1rzFztDB +RT @binarybits: So far four people have emailed to complain that I'm helping the terrorists by writing this article. http://t.co/cwhADUzjEQ +RT @kurtopsahl: The NSA says it removes Americans and the GCHQ says it removes UK citizens. But when you add it together, its still everyon… +.@ternus’s house is named The Event Horizon so I’m not sure how I got out. +@_larry0 just that @ternus guy... +# 348228307050954752 +On a porch in Cambridge with a bunch of MIT nerds... This is the Massachusetts life I was promised +@ra6bit @ternus both ! +Going to @ternus's house ! He has terrible opsec +@eevee I’m declaring war with you not over tabs vs spaces but over dedent vs outdent +RT @kpoulsen: Former #WikiLeaks volunteer @anarchodin just found out the FBI got the entire contents of his Gmail account http://t.co/cRURj… +@grp @comex I thought we were still pretending… +@xa329 yep +RT @craigstuntz: @0xabad1dea Terrorism: Complaining about tap water quality. http://t.co/TbNFZV0ymg +oh come on where did my BRAND NEW bag of antenna connectors go +Aww yiss http://t.co/98VOppbJsT +This allegedly came all the way from Japan. I'm almost afraid to try it http://t.co/J2ieBWQEJj +RT @THEwmAnderson: @0xabad1dea Its also a Voltorb +The flag of Greenland is red. Thought you should know. Carry on. +@ra6bit we probably have openings... +I'm casually submitting maliciously constructed binaries to the engine for fun. But any outage in the next ten minutes is coincidental +RT @mikko: GCHQ is looking for experts on high-speed internet processing, network exploration, data mining and stream analysis. http://t.co… +@Savag3 @comex ("there's no such thing as bad publicity" only applies to shameless celebrities who need to stay on front pages) +@Savag3 @comex we're doing the opposite of promoting it. We're highlighting that Kickstarter regrets their actions enough to donate $25,000 +Buggy client-side extensions that modify the DOM must be a nightmare for tech support, sorry @duckduckgo :) +.@duckduckgo @built Sorry!! It was a github diff enhancer extension screwing it up! +@built @duckduckgo they were on two different computers, Windows and OSX respectively. Disabled adblock, no change. No idea... +Huh weird... I searched "C# hello world" on @duckduckgo and on Firefox it displayed an actual code snippet but not on Chrome? +@nelhage (we do run the *web interface* component through it successfully though.) +@nelhage actually no because it mangles and demangles pointers which our analysis can't gracefully handle. +@vogon most of them are under \windows\ so +Apparently our engine ultimately has over 22,000 include files. It defies belief that it ever compiles at all. +RT @vogon: and the file mode of the beast shall be reckoned as seven hundred, threescore, and seventeen -- /dev/elation 13:17-18 +RT @mjg59: Today's just going to be one long Shit HN Says, isn't it. +@chriseng @ioerror is it illegal to testify in an anon mask? +RT @_FloridaMan: Florida Man Robs Banks Dressed As Iron Man | http://t.co/CkTGXkT7FX +@hemantmehta I’m sure it has nothing to do with peer pressure within the religion to put on a happy face in public. +@joshrossi @comex yeah, and rapes perpetrated by complete strangers are the minority. Date rape happens a LOT. +@joshrossi @comex Because I am in the primary demographic for being a rape victim and I am not going to play games with maybes. +@joshrossi @comex I would, unapologetically, consider any forced explicitly sexual contact with my body to be initiating a rape attempt. +@joshrossi @comex let the women decide that please :) +@joshrossi @comex as a woman: NO. ABSOLUTELY DO NOT DO THAT. +@joshrossi @comex his advice is to physically take ahold of women without warning and “force” them to escape to prove they don’t want you. +RT @chriseng: A quick bloggy... To Be a Secure Developer, Learn the Fundamentals: http://t.co/6qFGYMFMzJ +@comex of course they are... +@DrPizza yeah, dude does have his money now. I read it as they didn’t want to wreck something on 2 hours notice, then woke up feeling guilty +Kickstarter apologizes for allowing a funding to go through after they saw the guy’s really rapey reddit posts… http://t.co/6PhedjcxJy +@skynetbnet I haven’t been playing long enough to really count as a care bear yet I think ! I plan to move to null sec someday +Running a logistics corporation for other players in a video game. http://t.co/p06ArURJ6e +@savagejen @thegrugq eww gross +Well you see NSA, there’s a funny but perfectly logical reason I’m getting all these emails in Arabic… so there was this unicode bug, and… +RT @FTLgame: FTL is 75% off! That's only $2.50! It's cross platform, DRM free and includes Steam key. Buy it here: http://t.co/FMFP7RCXxg +@dangoodin001 but no Happy Winter Solstice for our southern friends? Hemispherist! +RT @nrr: http://t.co/XdzVWAx0Ig +@nrr ouch +@thegrugq @hackerfantastic @savagejen YOU’RE a big meanie +RT @chriseng: That is not a very good password. http://t.co/41aI7IIJvT +@hackerfantastic @thegrugq @savagejen I’m afraid I’m a lot more faux-flirty on twitter than irl. But really, about those 0day… +@dawnluebbe @vogon PLOT TWIST: he loved gardens +@Nirgoldshlager grats! +@thegrugq @savagejen yes. I don’t like you for your looks, only your 0day. Sorry, but that’s just who I am. +RT @puellavulnerata: http://t.co/bNHGPeqxzm A love letter to the NSA agent who is monitoring my online activity (via @isislovecruft) +RT @eevee: look, laptop manufacturers, 768px tall is not an HD screen. we had that over TEN YEARS AGO, except it was only 1024 wide back th… +@thegrugq @savagejen harsh, you sunk my battleship +@niteshad but I confirmed experimentally the effect got louder when I moved my hand closer to the laptop, not the antenna. +@niteshad about five ten and a shade under 600mhz +@tenfootfangs that’s more severe than the circumstances that led to the downfall of the Third Reich +RT @avibryant: I hope that part of Google's evaluation of their interview process involved a control group where they hire applicants compl… +@savagejen @thegrugq “0day is somebody’s fetish” Hi +@focalintent I can hear a BSSSH when I bring my hand within a certain range of the left side of the laptop. woohoo +Guess what: I can now pick up on radio *when my hand is over the laptop's keyboard*. Not even typing. Just physically close. +@focalintent the timbre changes when the screen's display changes, but the spikes are still there when the screen goes dark. +@dangoodin001 I'm pretty sure they were kidding. Pretty sure. +@focalintent this is the soc inside the terrible laptop http://t.co/LWfMHMKO5N +@focalintent representative sample. http://t.co/H69REVtEk2 this is the Terrible Laptop, in a faraday oven. +@focalintent it shows up between 52mhz and ~1600mhz. One of those is the bottom range of my radio and the other is near the top. +@focalintent hey hey do you have any idea what in a laptop would generate a signal spike every 32khz over a very broad chunk of spectrum +@RSWestmoreland yeah but how I'm usually dressed when sitting at my home computer doing Science is between me and the NSA +I PROMISE I'M NOT SETTING ANYTHING ON FIRE +let's play a fun game called getting the microwave door and the iMac's array of USB ports as close together as physically possible +RT @dildog: in iceland cool ranch doritos are cool american flavor. http://t.co/vK85xHRz4a +@matthew_d_green @thegrugq @imichaelmiers yeah, if I find something they didn’t then they really need to get their lives sorted out +@matthew_d_green @imichaelmiers sounds fun, I didn’t know this one had source, where is it +@WhiteMageSlave https://t.co/MCGaGc5Y4O +RT @SarahMPottratz: @savagejen I'm serious. I've heard army personnel bragging about getting off to data they intercept. +RT @thegrugq: @_wirepair @chriseng all I'm saying: if Eve Online had that bug, their economy would crash inside a week. +Tonight’s smash art http://t.co/0Konmjhwa9 +@matthew_d_green @rodrigobijou I disassembled one of those a while back looking for lulz. It was pretty meh. +@ErrataRob *have* to? My Nexus 7 offered but let me decline. +@matthew_d_green though I did here an urban legend of some terror groups refusing to use any western developed crypto +@matthew_d_green well there’s that South Korean one… +@benwmaddox http://t.co/sLd8VrxYco +RT @savagejen: If you've slept with your cell phone, does that mean you've slept with the NSA? P.S. Sorry @dan_crowley, can I be forgiven f… +@chrisflesner @chriseng hello, my usual assigned NSA friend! You know my sense of humor, is joke, yes? +@ra6bit they’re called raccoons. +My boss @chriseng hacked the stock exchange and destroyed the economy you heard it here first +RT @chriseng: Schwab CSR: "I've never seen this happen before, but I've always wondered what would happen if you tried to do that." +Some girls are heart breakers but baby I’m a shield breaker #smashbros +RT @supersat: @0xabad1dea remember, the IPv4 RFC (http://t.co/32s5XUi7Q7) has an optional header to mark the packet as CLASSIFIED and its l… +RT @chriseng: My brokerage acct executed an old order I forgot to cancel and sold shares that I no longer have. Now showing negative shares… +@chriseng and that’s why I’ll never be happy +I hope someday I can tell someone they’re banned from the network for failure to comply with RFC 3514 +@chriseng I’ll never be happy with much of anything related to this really, but there is more happy and less happy. +RT @ephoz: @0xabad1dea let’s reuse the URG flag then, US packets should arrive faster anyway. ;) +@MrToph eep! +Seen on Ars: why don’t we just use an IP packet flag to indicate our American citizenship status? ;) +@doctorshrugs @vogon non-dismembered privilege +RT @seananmcguire: In tragic news today, there was a fire at the Fucks Preserve. All the fucks have escaped and are running wild. No more f… +@0x17h @moomism no comrade +And hey if it looks interesting oh well it fell into the net and we can’t put it back so might as well use it! … 2/2 +In particular the NSA writes itself a mass forgiveness for all “forbidden” data gathered alongside intended data at low network layers 1/2 +@0x17h @moomism you have no right to judge my taste in grumpy old men +@moomism @0x17h being grumpy on the internet endears you to plenty of people as long as you’re cute! And he’s… kinda cute, for an old guy? +The exceptions afforded by the NSA’s secret rules are broad and flexible. You could justify almost anything. http://t.co/op7UMehQT1 +# 347853023843856384 +@jgeorge nope born teh abroads ! +"Would you like to visit a nearby town or a faraway town? Err I mean... are we connecting to the internet?" - Animal Crossing +So I hear you like friend codes - respond in kind http://t.co/Qu7Qrk1AIW +@mescyn and making it less breakable has been traditionally what everyone else does +@GreatFireChina @nytchinese their DNS server is down from my perspective here in Massachusetts +@kherge no idea +This is the third time in under twenty four hours the 3DS has said it needs to reboot for a firmware update. +@scottmarkwell I sincerely doubt they are bothering to record the SSL sessions of completely public websites they can also subpoena. +@mescyn I’d assume. But the fact that decrypting things is on the table is concerning :p +@mescyn but it’s allowed to be kept for the broadest reasons of vaguest suspicion of maybe possibly someday even if domestic +@amazingant I’m just saying that the rules say encrypted data may be retained forever until it can be cracked if they want to. +These rules portray encrypted communication as being inherently suspicious and easy to get authorization to store indefinitely. +If the director of whatever is allowed to sign off on multiple communications at a time, it’d be trivial to authorize basically everything. +@chriseng and we know for total sure they’re not allowed to sign off on multiple communications with one signature? +@chriseng their definition in 2(i) is so broad that it reads to me like a single sign-off could cover eg all data from a certain tap +@vogon but did you make the gun +@eevee they malign the bit operators, but I’m guessing every php script I’ve ever written, save the random quotes one, uses those things +@chriseng and doesn’t it sound… INCREDIBLY broad? Minding that it may be retained FOREVER even if domestic ? +Please do read these documents — less for the rules themselves, more for the technical practices implied. http://t.co/ZCPzKYsWw9 +@chriseng may I have your thoughts on section 2(i) of the second document and the broad retention thereof +@vogon I guess that was his cunning plan +@vogon that graphics design is worth more than $50 +Uh hey this document straight up says they may retain any encrypted communication regardless of who sent it FOREVER until it is cracked +@20committee as a technical person, their definition of inadvertent collection includes a huge chunk of all internet traffic. +Note that they say they get rid of “incidental” American communications if it’s CLEARLY NOT related, not that it isn’t clearly is. +Oh hey they list “equipment emanations” under types of data they store ! +@mirell he is, and he accepts bug reports from iOS7 users if they’re technically specific. +NSA may keep electronic comms of Americans gathered due to technical limitations of the taps for up to five years. http://t.co/nOZP001ICA +An unincorporated association headquartered outside the US is not a US person unless a “substantial” # of members are known to be American. +RT @mirell: I still think MacOS 10.9 should have been “Maru” +@zipkid my Dutch is terrible and it apparently has a distinctly Flemish twist — do I blame the Belgian ex or Belgian television? +@zipkid Nederlands! Maar, ik hou van Kabouter Plop. +@astro_luca @BadAstronomer I once heard it described as an emerald necklace someone carelessly lost at sea — now I see why +RT @GooglePoetics: I actually hate my mom I actually hate myself & my life I actually hate my sister I actually like Windows 8 - http://t.… +@bmirvine not as such! Lol actually haven’t logged on in a week, been really busy… +A person in the US shall be treated as a US person UNLESS it is positively identified they do not have citizen/permanent residence status. +The last paragraph on determining if someone is foreign says that when in a hurry, break the rules and we’ll talk about it later. +Don’t reclaim any yahoo addresses that belonged to terrorists or you’re screwed. Past usage counts ! +@The1TrueSean yes it’s pronounced a bad idea did you skip an entire semester of L33T CL455 +@The1TrueSean it says right in my bio: the zero-x is silent. +RT @DrPizza: @0xabad1dea that sounds like a bad idea. Oh shit, you are *fucked*. +I sure am on the buddy list of a lot of foreigners. It’s a good thing I have this American birth c—— uh-oh. It’s in Dutch. +*Speaking your username aloud* on a *phone call* to another country is evidence the person behind the username is foreign. Think about that. +@Packetknife do you mean abadidea I BET YOU MEAN ABADIDEA +Being included in the “buddy list” (their quotes) of someone associated with a foreign territory counts as evidence for being foreign +@DrPizza most criminals and terrorists are lousy at their job, and that’s good, but that doesn’t mean I can’t laugh at them derisively. +RT @Microsoft: #ThrowbackThursday goodness: How metal-icious is this logo from 1980-82? http://t.co/LMeZpgokb1 +“For example, if a CIA report indicates that a known terrorist is known to be using a certain phone number…” then they’re a lousy terrorist! +@chriseng we think “Xbox One” is the dumbest name possible and calling it ex-bone is our little rebellion +@chriseng yes that is the idea. It’s supposed to look dumb. +RT @ShadowTodd: I also saw an elementary school with the "ABC's of Good Behavior" on the wall. I forget what A and B were, but C was for "C… +@lindgrenM indeed! https://t.co/LVnEnCEPzQ +@tapbot_paul I reckon web view +@supersat http://t.co/LCjZ0DMVgE +@ajyasgar if IT administrators went to jail every time they typo’d… +@daviottenheimer in that case I hack myself several times a day +FTR the LinkedIn DNS thing was not a hack, someone just put the wrong number in the wrong box. +An Apple product with ANTENNA problems? http://t.co/mlyFxpGPns +@locks @valleyhack #thejoke +RT @valleyhack: Facebook's 15 seconds trumps Vine's 6 seconds. We're on Moore's Law trajectory now. Someone will hit 30 seconds next year. +RT @skimbrel: tweets on a map, colored by device type: http://t.co/bVDJk4kJKB class/race divides in some cities (eg DC) are shockingly vis… +@m1sp I think it’s more they resent “traitors” to their ideal of strict gender binary +RT @ajyasgar: @0xabad1dea Everyone knows you're computer-information-systems-gendered. +But indeed, the very fact that I know I’m cis means I acknowledge there are people who aren’t. +In particular he doesn’t want to hear from people who use the word cis, like me. I am so cis. Let me tell you how cisgender I am +@captcarl13 opinions change all the time, otherwise I wouldn’t be here.., +@callmewuest you can look at his recent timeline to decide for yourself how you feel about it +@captcarl13 this is not the first time he’s said that there’s basically no such thing as being transgender. +Though whoever sent him death threats or similar threats needs to Not Do That, that is not legitimate discourse // @cwgabriel +I’m sad to see @cwgabriel whose art I respect continuing to vehemently refuse to consider the transgender experience as a real phenomenon +@WhiteMageSlave @m1sp it’s almost like she’s concealing… some terrible secret. http://t.co/SXIxboMF1d +RT @CDA: Six months of work, "Dimming the Internet: Detecting Throttling as a Mechanism of Censorship in #Iran" #filternet http://t.co/LHgZ… +@m1sp @WhiteMageSlave okay, but the way Reese freaks out if you try to talk to her husband is pretty disturbing. +@m1sp @WhiteMageSlave Barsamin wants to know why you equate being left-handed with being evil ! +@WhiteMageSlave “Oh, I’ve heard of you, Melissa! You’re one of the reasons I moved here!” +RT @mollycrabapple: #GTMO war court- the rooms where attornies met with their clients had, unknown to the lawyers, recording devices inside… +@wimremes you are?! +Shouldn’t have played Animal Crossing before bed — I had a nightmare the town was attacked and the little animal people died. +@hellNbak_ those are the words of someone who does not fear for their safety +@txs @fredowsley aw man it’s his birthday?! I’m not in the office to humiliate him! +RT @kaepora: Skype began “Project Chess” in 2009, secret effort to make calls available to intelligence officials: http://t.co/F9mRSAn6Ah +@NaNoWriMo #my1ststory John and Sarah made a rocket engine out of soda cans for their wagon and flew to Saturn. +RT @hackerfantastic: #OccupyGezi - A protestors banner is absolutely brilliant :-) http://t.co/MId5tVr294 +RT @gsuberland: I once had someone tell me his favourite online psychic must be real, because he knew where he lived. GeoIP must count as s… +@ShadowTodd doing exactly what The Lord commands, doing it happily! +RT @chriseng: LinkedIn DNS hijacked for an hour, traffic re-routed to alternate site: http://t.co/ToGfUtKIHt (and most cookies didn't use S… +@hacktress09 ? +@BrennanML @Earthpics @vaurora SKEPTIC used SKEPTICISM! http://t.co/p8FGWf1GiY +@m1sp character development! http://t.co/a0SIdsoJuE +RT @TonyDanzaClaus: Reminder: men's rights dudes want to criminalize women not putting out on a first date. Their actual serious term for t… +@ELLIOTTCABLE I have no idea what’s going on +RT @mattblaze: I was just told that I'd feel differently about privacy and "so-called rights" if I had been in NYC on 9/11. +RT @jenvalentino: Aw. Courthouse News story that made me LOL was wrong. Judge just ordered gov to respond, not disclose records. (For those… +And in conclusion, don’t start a new Animal Crossing at eleven at night. +Animal Crossing is racist against numbers, it won’t let me put “0xabad1dea” in the comments field of my ID card +@WhiteMageSlave ayep +@WhiteMageSlave you betcha +!!! Finally, a game which acknowledges my identity on my terms! http://t.co/NtsOCJvGAB +Nintendo is great at child-friendly interfaces http://t.co/GP3fk0Tzbi +@Viss that's his reply to her http://t.co/wfiaTKhciJ +@laneshill his full name in this translation is WUSIJI DOCTOR. +Read my Bootleg Pokemon Let's Play or many worms will follow you. http://t.co/5PN7k5J46y +@m1sp @WhiteMageSlave ZHIB CRY! BUT BEIL UNHEARING. This game's dialogue is tugging at my heartstrings +# 347502591472717826 +@dipidoo I do actually ! +@partying101 @hellNbak_ no matter what he told you, @jack_daniel is not a real doctor +@ternus what! You stole that honor from me. Jerk. +@Viss and you are so representative of the general public! +@Viss that’s not exactly trivial to correctly set up though. +RT @dannysullivan: Asking Microsoft support on how I correct my son's birth date turns into "How about you start a new account for him." ht… +@nickm_tor *siblings* Ew +@ELLIOTTCABLE you… don’t respect me? +Do I know this guy? No. Do I know Ms. Weidman? Not really. Have I ever heard she’s mentally deranged? No. http://t.co/DBOcEzPwna +RT @WyattEpp: #Xbone <bVork> IF YOUR WEBSITE CAN'T HANDLE NERDS F5ING, GOOD THING YOU'RE REVERSING YOUR PHONE HOME DRM +RT @vogon: you know why they call it the Xbox One, because when you see it you turn one radian and walk slightly to the left +@alethenorio @RSnake @mat #victimblaming +@alethenorio @RSnake @mat I think that’s a slightly smaller concern than people getting hacked +@spacerog Texas thinks everyone is subject to Texas +RT @RSnake: “@mat: Yahoo’s very, very bad idea: http://t.co/objFXXofZN” < wow spammers who have old invalid email lists will love this. Ees… +@kivikakk @tenfootfangs https://t.co/eHzCH1BZPi !!! +@pdo well it finished and that's the outcome I was hoping for +@uppfinnarn or, less nightmarishly, a watched pot +I swear this svn checkout is only progressing when I look at it. +This is a trending hashtag I can feel proud to use unironically #Xbox180 +WAR IS OVER - MICROSOFT IS SO SORRY PLEASE COME BACK. http://t.co/ixnDKJjD4L +"This folder contains filenames that are too long for the Recycle Bin." Cyclic hardlinks: not even once +@pusscat affirmative response sent publicly because you don't follow ~ +@kebesays I'm on the third floor of building 65, keeping an eye on Oracle. +Guess who's in build error hell hint it's me +@comex ... I'm not sure *what's* working, but it clearly is. +@comex MUAHAHA IT'S WORKING +@tenfootfangs lol it's just trolling. I *always* find out when someone checked the source if I leave a comment they object to. +@tenfootfangs neither is peaking under source code skirts without consent! :p +If you were wondering who is the girl spinning on 厄.net, this will not answer your question http://t.co/WwlfbTdPaN +@curi0us_s0ul http://t.co/8QIv0ebPlu :O +Ahhhh youtube 502 ahhhhh I can't reach my touhous +@klingerock Actually they're quoting the Enquirer so never mind it might be made up. http://t.co/p2RswdIhs4 +@kebesays yeeup. +@CptSexy the entire building is. This is Sun’s old building. +Oracle campus rebranding status: not 100% http://t.co/fMy3rFeczV +@androolloyd help help +Countdown to wearing infrared emitters being a crime in 3, 2,... //cc @WeldPond +@KairuByte don’t tell @Neostrategos that I had a Gaia account in *counts fingers* 2004 and made avatar edits for forum coins in mspaint +@WeldPond because, as someone constantly attending conventions and meetings in an official capacity, your whereabouts are oft unknown. +RT @WeldPond: Goggles that block facial recognition devices. I'll have to get these LEDs installed in my glasses frames. http://t.co/Oq8ph7… +@MrToph @jlwfnord also it was his brother, and we all know domestic disputes don’t count. +Inside Skype is a straightforward voice chat software crying for help http://t.co/LgBRB4FGnj +@XTreeki it’s crying for help you monster +Also I am pleased that the Microsoft bug bounty pays extra to hear your thoughts on how to fix it. +@ygjb @Veracode success! +@McGrewSecurity @innismir incidentally my SDR was marketed at going to 1.7ghz but software reports it going to 2.2ghz and it seems to work +@McGrewSecurity @innismir generic bunny ears have adjustable length and are like $15 +@innismir @McGrewSecurity also, what sort of girl doesn’t show up to Defcon with a special wifi antenna ? +@hypatiadotca it wasn’t me what did it, I swears ! +@innismir @McGrewSecurity I know it is, but my best SDR goes almost that high! Just wanted to to test it +RT @MrToph: It looks like Valve is proving once again that they know how to run a digital goods store better than anyone else. http://t.co/… +@McGrewSecurity http://t.co/x6KQjcmB9X just for fun +@MrToph @Packetknife didn’t you just say you were almost to the goal at the beginning of June? The secret to marathons is pacing +@Neostrategos should probably drop in a line acknowledging that’s a Gaia Online avatar edit… +@MrToph @Packetknife meh. Not the most attractive I’ve seen you. +Okay, which one of my coworkers just photoshopped in Microsoft as a white mage? http://t.co/KHJrf9lSwd +@McGrewSecurity and when I got a bunny ears at radio shack, they had the connector barrel with pal male on one side handy. +@McGrewSecurity the sdr’s have a pal female connector. Avoid the ones that have a micro-connector +@McGrewSecurity I’m waiting on a yagi antenna in the mail, they don’t amazon prime that stuff. +@McGrewSecurity I currently have a generic bunny ears from radio shack, and almost no experience. +RT @k8em0: Announcing Microsoft's new bounty programs: http://t.co/oHJuTuyGNU +RT @mikko: From our blog: An example of a drive-by site that only attacks smartphone users and leaves computers alone. http://t.co/aopRXqd8… +@J4vv4D @gsuberland got that one down I think 💣 +@sciencecomic non-spoiler remark acknowledging that the ending has been observed +RT @landley: Huh. Apparently the original Torchlight is a free download today only: http://t.co/YK4q9lkjc5 +RT @KimDotcom: VERY BAD NEWS: #Leaseweb has wiped ALL #Megaupload servers. All user data & crucial evidence for our defense destroyed "with… +RT @pneif: @puellavulnerata @isislovecruft @SebastosPublius But correctness is very important to us here! http://t.co/4VZxdRrQXG +@MugiMafin @m1sp then that the trend is increasingly problematic rather than just increasingly different. +@MugiMafin @m1sp https://t.co/44AfBN28Rj first you need to show that there IS a trend and not just notorioysly unreliable nostalgia, +@mescyn — I can’t remember where. But majority support him, majority oppose him! +@mescyn and even if they did they’re all completely different. But I know I saw some actual website polls, though in the haze of events — +@mescyn every news site has run its own poll and they all act like their readers are a random sampling of Americans (and not others!) +@snare @djrbliss I have met @djrbliss and this is true +Well this sure is two-faced https://t.co/t0X3kkMBz7 +“Some percentage of Americans say xyz about Snowden” — Dear news sites, your readers are probably not representative of the whole country +RT @johl: #prism Demo at Berlin's Checkpoint Charly. The signs were updated. http://t.co/L9kiBgstnM” +McAfee, the company, should probably just burn its branding to the ground and start over. +Go look at today’s xkcd. The world didn’t end when the telegram was invented and it’s not going to end now. +RT @puellavulnerata: Exploiting that could give a miner about a 5% edge over one that naively evaluates all 64 rounds. I wonder if @Butterf… +RT @puellavulnerata: Observation on BTC mining: the nonce is 12 bytes into the 2nd SHA-256 block, so the 1st 3 rounds of compression functi… +McAfee trolls the living daylights out of… McAfee http://t.co/jWFySgjnZ0 +@_wirepair mistweet? +@thegrugq so nature is so opposed to those finger-shoes that she broke your foot so you can’t ? +@mickeypt it’s just such a common reaction, when a woman says “help he raped me”, for people to enumerate ways she could have “prevented” it +@mickeypt so, uh, no woman should ever interact with any man ever because if he suddenly rapes her she should have seen it coming?! +@Macheh sorry! I try to not sleep, but it doesn’t work. +@_wirepair as if dynamic is better +RT @natashenka: My first stab at answering the deeper questions of Tamagotchi life http://t.co/9zWOxvGrpU +@whyallthenoise ;) https://t.co/SJ56JAWde4 +@jinkee bandcamp?! blasphemy https://t.co/Ca4AnAvnlG +Dude. Remind me to remix the Dark Cave theme from Pokemon g/s/c. It's groovin'. +Abadidea Plays Bootleg Pokemon: Youngster Joey Edition http://t.co/CNpPRKLtr0 +@whyallthenoise probably, but everyone thinks it won't happen at THEIR conference. +@WhiteMageSlave cheer up, have a mistranslated Youngster Joey. http://t.co/CNpPRKLtr0 +@whyallthenoise though I'm not surprised, as neither of them spoke Polish, the police wrote it off as fast as they could. +@Packetknife @oh_rodr it doesn't matter if he's serious, as that's effectively how the ruling goes. +@sneakin just casually observing. I suspect most would languish in "workaround: use the ascii conversion" forever, or already are. +@woodrad those feminist guys are my favorite :p +@Kim_Bruning though the github one complains too +@Kim_Bruning 厄 dot net ( http://t.co/1FUyPttxdD ) +@sneakin and I've already confirmed copy/pasting it verbatim breaks most standard command-line tools +@gangstahugs I'd print out the complaint and frame it +@sneakin (I break it out like that because twitter "helpfully" preconverts it) +@sneakin it is AFTER conversion. It isn't when I send someone an email directing them to download from 厄 dot net! +@RSWestmoreland no no no I am the source not the victim! :D +On the other hand, a domain name with a kanji in it probably pushes me over the 51% chance of being foreign threshold. +Coworker George suggests a good idea: perhaps the NSA tools will choke on my fancy unicode domain name. After all, Americans only use ASCII! +@thegrugq DON'T MISQUOTE ME, SCOUNDREL +@bhelyer there is one Japanese unicode symbol that is meant to display beneath the girl if that's what you mean. +@puellavulnerata it's like how I insist on a patdown rather than a nudiescan. Except in reverse. +Up to three people who've complained that my HTML page's source complained of being looked at ;) +@niteshad the con of def +@thug_lessons ♪ +@vogon I’m not your friend? :( +@thug_lessons of electronics! The air around you is buzzing with the song of a thousand processors. +@vogon this implies you don’t check your overnight tweets when you wake up on yonder coast ! +And thank you everyone for the congrats, the topic is exploring unintentional emissions with cheap SDRs. Also, I’m bringing my husband. +RT @http_coed: what idiot called it kosher salt instead of taberNaCl +RT @Pinboard: NSA testimony in a nutshell: comprehensive system of checks and balances protects against misuse, unless someone types 'sudo' +Also I am very disappointed in anyone who assumes a woman allowing a man to enter her hotel room is consenting to sex thereby. +@nitiger rape. +This is why I am too scared to go to a conference alone. http://t.co/wfiaTKhciJ +RT @DrPizza: Also I'm deeply (un)impressed with the way Skype encrypts its own log files, making them useless for end-user diagnostics. +@reviktra I used gandi +@RSWestmoreland gandi +@tapbot_paul I used gandi +@drwilco and yes, whois'ing http://t.co/1FUyPttxdD works; the point is it'll take 厄 .net but not convert it. +@drwilco #whynotboth +@tapbot_paul I'm pretty sure the concept has been there for a decade but end-user application support trickled in slowly +And I'm delighted with how the whois command will accept 厄 dot net as a valid domain name but fail to find the records. #breakingthings +And yeah, 厄 == "yaku" == misfortune, bad luck, disaster. I thought it fit my identity well :p +@vogon try now Mr. Archaic Encoding Pants +@THEwmAnderson yep. I like the kanji's look and it's vaguely related to my name +@hrist says the one looking behind the curtain! :p +@vogon yes +@jesster_king http://t.co/lLtk5phY9a +@bhelyer :D +@vogon Chrome defaults to WRONG but I don't even know what encoding it's in I just pasted it into the terminal! +Stupid Twitter is auto-converting my fancy unicode domain. It's 厄 dot net, or http://t.co/1FUyPttxdD. Isn't that a pretty name?! +First world problems: I bought a vanity unicode domain and it hasn't propagated to me yet! +@eevee I paid $800 for my 11” 1080p laptop (actually tablet but it’s quite powerful) +@Xaosopher mistweet? +RT @ELLIOTTCABLE: Wow, Google Docs *really* doesn’t like emoji in your content. Tried to backspace over one, got: http://t.co/MxFa0i0MJf +@focalintent fffffff I svn update + build and Parity just flipped out and the build is broken ;-; +RT @mollycrabapple: The phones in the #GTMO pressroom have a sticker saying "this telephone is subject to monitering at all times. Use cons… +@WhiteMageSlave x_x! That include this one ? +@Xecantur there’s nothing python itself did wrong; there was just an incidental bug in a third-party library. +@matthew_d_green @DarthNull though my ipad, air, and iMac all don’t have sims +@DarthNull @matthew_d_green I had been assuming the key was derived from your account password +@reviktra silc is also obnoxious ! +@Viss @chead but the mindset of extrapolating incidental traits of an “enemy” to infer everyone who resembles them is an enemy is toxic +RT @Viss: hah, oh boy - Rep. Jan Schakowsky "how many more snowdens are there? how many more contractors?" - rad. all contractors are now p… +Funnily enough, in that story, it looks like if your username contained only “weird” unicodes, you were safe! #☆ +A story of unicode string comparison gone wrong http://t.co/UdVs4AR8hY +@Viss ha, you’ve seen me, no mustache, no matter how impressive, could ever genderbend me… +@Viss so I may have to try to pass as Chris … Tina +@Viss I have to figure out what we’re doing about badges… last year I was the only girl so I got my own :p +@Viss it may be the only time in my career I make it to a keynote +RT @codinghorror: What the hell have you built. http://t.co/Tq7ktgDWzD +@0x17h aren’t your parents from some weird country with sustenance farming (South Carolina?) +@DogeMocenigo they are slightly less ridiculous than they used to be, but not much. +@DogeMocenigo Bob Jones +@EmrgencyKittens @nrr do not get wet. Will break glassware +RT @zachsherwin: It's unfair that if you get up early, you're a morning "person," but if you stay up late, you get demoted to owl. +RT @mollycrabapple: For security reasons, we can't show the faces of the soldiers guarding the #GTMO war court. So I drew them like this h… +I genuinely resent the people who’ve made wearing a fedora into a bad thing because fedoras look pretty cool +RT @kgosztola: RT @JoshGerstein NSA Chief: Snowden apparently obtained Verizon call tracking order during training at NSA HQ http://t.co/PK… +@leoofborg line . +@leoofborg but for whatever reason, they determined that Japanese and Scottish ancestry didn’t cross their imaginary linen +RT @PixieGirl89: Steam sales have become so good, that the prices have collapsed in on themselves and have started giving YOU money. http:/… +@leoofborg yeah I suspect a lot of them are whiter than me in terms of absolute hue, but BJU thought interracial children were a Bad Thing +@alindeman it’s like it’s got some kind of reputation ! +@savagejen #FREEADASMOM Ada-Crying.jpg +And yes, my father went to a deeply religious, and southern, private university. +@Samurai336 bin-go +@savagejen they’ll lay a trap by sending you free coupons to a tanning salon so you’ll start qualifying +@techpractical younger blood took over the presidency of the school and changed it pretty much immediately to my understanding. +@JR_Nelson @techpractical Bob Jones University. Look it up, be appalled. +.@techpractical late 70s early 80s… they dropped the policy in the late 90s. +True story: my dad’s university forbade interracial dating, but they let him date a Japanese girl because that’s almost like white! +HA!! That guy who demanded the NSA phone records on him to defend himself is getting his wish! https://t.co/vwNWY8vQ4r +RT @GonzoHacker: What To Accept When You're Connecting: A guide to delivering your first http response +RT @PwnieExpress: MT: It comes with a mandatory Geek Squad installation. http://t.co/wb5fpWuwwZ /via @mrtoph +RT @snipeyhead: Best attorney reply to a C&D ever. http://t.co/E2nCV41e2y +@MrToph … that’s a pwn plug isn’t it +Delicious http://t.co/00LZvgYiar +@MrToph hi Courtney may I have a free iMac +@yolocrypto #YouOnlyPadOnce +RT @yolocrypto: Nobody's forcing you to use a one time pad just once. Reuse that shit brah: http://t.co/Ucp4HEuz81 #YOLO +RT @kaepora: Saudi Arabia is planning to ban Skype and WhatsApp in coming weeks: http://t.co/jbKRxF3MbG +So I tried to file a complaint with the government… http://t.co/NMCQ6i9CpH +@m1sp Gridbug is defeated! +@attritionorg you forgot Squirrel Girl, the most successful canonical superhero of all time. +@Kufat the extent to which the police will play mind games to convince you to say something is terrifying +@willjohansson and yeah it probably was him who used the gun! He probably murdered someone! But that’s a separate issue. +@willjohansson against him, that it was him who used the gun, because he wouldn’t answer a question about it. +@willjohansson yeah except for what the Supreme Court just said about they can use evidence a man didn’t answer a question about a gun +@harper not sure… but apparently refusing to answer doesn’t count as obviously using right to refuse to answer. +RT @EFFLive: DOJ mentions "relevance" standard in Patriot Act, but the current "relevance" standard is ALL calling info in the US regardles… +RT @EFFLive: DOJ mentions "relevance" standard in Patriot Act, but the current "relevance" standard is ALL calling info in the US regardles… +The idea that you have to wait until the cops remind you of your right, or you have to remind them, to HAVE that right is absurd. +@Kufat @tapbot_paul I read the story. The entire point of the right should not be dependent on whether the cops reminded you of it +Suspending being angry at the NSA for a few minutes to be angry at the Supreme Court for stomping all over right to silence +“On our honor, we do not use our internal tools at a CTF…” Team Veracode +@ioerror a moment of silence for the slaughtering of the right of silence +RT @KimZetter: NSA: Snowden did not have key/certificate to access area where VZ court order was stored +On a lighter note: improvise! http://t.co/1uujMtvKuX +RT @attackerman: Notice how many times Gen. Alexander says "industry partners" are "compelled by the court" to work w NSA. Imp for coming c… +RT @declanm: NSA's Alexander: We've never seen an analyst do anything wrong. NYT: NSA analyst "improperly" viewed Clinton's email. http://t… +RT @EFFLive: Confirmed, no court review of individual queries. Rest of the checks are inside the DOJ — this is not oversight! +@zeightyfiv oh I know that NK is objectively worse but they’re still technically right +@20committee apples and oranges, while distinct, have a common genealogy; I’m opposed to the tyranny of fruit! +RT @EFFLive: Confirmed: NSA Analyst doesn't need a separate court order to query database. Analysts can decide what is "reasonably suspicio… +@20committee how does that jive with the Verizon Order? +RT @EFFLive: If the NSA's "job ends" once info is inside the United States, as Keith Alexander said, why do they have every American's phon… +RT @puellavulnerata: The assumption that *it's completely okay* to spy on people as long as their (*gasp, horror*) foreigners goes complete… +@mrkoot I’m ashamed. And we JUST had that kerfuffle where the Boston Bomber wasn’t read his Miranda Rights in a timely fashion +RT @feministtswift: I said "Leave" / But all I really want is you / To leave / Because the "no-means-yes" narrative undermines the value of… +Could someone in position of authority please say “I don’t give a damn, I asked you a question” next time an agent says “that’s classified” +RT @EFFLive: "Have you collected any info besides phone records through the Patriot Act?" Cole says that's classified. +RT @EFFLive: No names or addresses in the call records database, just phone numbers. Thankfully phone numbers can NEVER easily lead to anyo… +RT @EFFLive: Inglis describes "queries" as being backed by reasonable suspicion, and that NO court order is needed. +@ak_____28 … it’s not like I have citizenship in Ireland, Scotland, and Sweden, all of which my recent ancestors are from. +@ak_____28 @EFFLive that’s not relevant to the legal definitions under discussion and you know it… +RT @EFFLive: Inglis focuses on foreign aspect of collection, but according to NSA they just have to determine that you're "51 percent forei… +RT @EFFLive: Talk of protecting info sidesteps core issue: By getting all call info, NSA spying is a general warrant in violation of Fourth… +@wimremes is one of them Ilja? Tell him I had a dream where I lectured an American reporter on how to spell his name XD +@wimremes hmm, most companies wouldn’t have “three employees one town” on the risk register I think… +@ELLIOTTCABLE @vilhalmer this year was replacing my old iMac. Hopefully there will be a retina air someday…. +Is there anything more embarrassing than being called out by North By God Korea? http://t.co/dlHPNSIABx +@m1sp we have some bad news… you have a case of… DNA +@runasand see you there! +RT @stillchip: Bank of America whistle-blower’s bombshell: “We were told to lie” http://t.co/RXY28YK4vP via @Salon | It was OBVIOUS! +@ELLIOTTCABLE at least the 2012 airs also recharge absurdly fast +RT @ashk4n: When they NSA says they can tap all your emails -- this is partially why (hint: no encryption between webmail hosts) http://t.c… +RT @EFFLive: Alexander stresses, "We could've stopped 09/11." But 09/11 Commission cited gross mistakes by CIA/FBI, not lack of information. +RT @ioerror: Don't trust anyone to govern your internet or to design policies if they don't understand TCP/IP #FOTunis +RT @TanyaOCarroll: ¨each and everyone of you is living under the #surveillance colony of the United States & you have no rights΅ @ioerror #… +@amazingant @MrToph the title is “Noise Floor” as it’s mostly about radio noise and Defcon discloses everything +@0x17h that’s a weird thing to name your son… +RT @puellavulnerata: Does the #NSA have to worry about BLARNEY/UPSTREAM spying on itself recursively, like running tcpdump in an ssh sessio… +@MrToph yes, but actually with a focus on the unintentional emissions of electronics rather than deliberate signals. +@MrToph how to get in trouble with a $10 radio from China +@froztbyte I have had this conversation many times: “Hello, girl in nerdy shirt, have you heard of nerdy thing that sounds impressive?” +Now I can’t wait for the next time some random guy asks me if I’ve ever heard of Defcon when he’s trying to impress me :D +ACCEPTED. See you on stage!!! +RT @riskybusiness: This week's feature guest, @thegrugq, reading up on his area of expertise. http://t.co/5mXjYL3hOU +Someone call the 2600 Payphone Rights Association! http://t.co/XtDBpfUZHW +@0xabad1dea @JackLScanlan @realscientists @wendyzuk whereas when it comes to… whatever it is you do with pipettes, I’d trust you mostly :) +@JackLScanlan @realscientists @wendyzuk so yeah if you wanted to do a thing on physics…, I’d want to see a lot of reference to other works +@JackLScanlan @realscientists @wendyzuk but like, if I extolled evolutionary biology, I’m not an independently reputable source +@JackLScanlan @realscientists @wendyzuk I’d say so. Note that I’m not trying to insult science journalism; I read a lot of it, I reckon. +@realscientists @wendyzuk perhaps more precisely: are they the peers meant by peer review? If not, it’s journalism @JackLScanlan +@rantyben if you wake me up at 3am with some remark about elephants I’ll keel you +@realscientists @wendyzuk @JackLScanlan participant vs. non-participant in the field under discussion. +RT @oh_rodr: @whitehouse I think you forget who you work for. +RT @whitehouse: Obama on NSA: "I've asked the intelligence community to...see how much of this we can declassify without further compromisi… +@thegrugq @oh_rodr oh sorry. I figured your looks canceled out the whole rich foreigner thing and you broke even +@thegrugq @oh_rodr when do we get to the part where you look at illegal pron? I assume that’s what you do +@thegrugq @oh_rodr if you’re creepy to naive little me at Vegas I’ll tell my daddy. He’s a government man ! +@thegrugq @oh_rodr which you said again and then deleted again so now it’s in the prismbase not once, but twice ! +@oh_rodr @thegrugq they say The Grugq’s heart grew three sizes that day +@0x1C @thegrugq I habitually pick on Australia out of love and respect. +@astroduff @JackLScanlan haha but only serious because technicolor writing is a classic indicator of schizophrenia :( +@thegrugq I just bet the question “can they afford ____?” is “yes for everything up to and including Australia” +@thegrugq with the scale of budget we can assume, it’s a fleet of Batmobiles. +@thegrugq yeah but if I’m traveling Europe on SEVENTEEN GADZILLION that’s a different question I think ! +I mean, I think it’s a given their budget is effectively whatever it takes. So it’s hiding it from the taxpayer a lot more than The Baddies… +Honest question: why is the NSA’s total budget size classified? How would knowing the total help Those Bad People? +RT @m0nk_dot: @quine @Niki7a http://t.co/4a5JbLy34H +@vladkov Not yet, the nice scary lady said it would be later tonight. +@0xdeadbabe @puellavulnerata so in their case, five months. +Am I paranoid to assume companies quote their six-month surveillance figures to make it sound like half as much as it is? +@m1sp http://t.co/sFkShivIKq +@m1sp I can hear gooses in my marsh <3 +@a_greenberg @kashhill @joshbearman SadImNotPettingAPhoenix.gif http://t.co/BvSLiu1xfj +RT @lawblob: girl your body is a temple. but it’s the water temple from Zelda so once I’m in there I have no idea what to do +@ikmultimedia Please do not put goddammed pop up ads in paid apps. Thanks. http://t.co/Clf7eMkxKK +“Policy is a ratchet that only loosens” (Snowden) I guess it is so, as exceptions to policies always, always happen +@ra6bit @eevee maaaan that’s such a false dichotomy! Function and form are not separate for a device you look at and touch all day +@secboffin @VTPG actually I’m better than average at everything worthwhile except humility and the platformer genre of games. +@secboffin @VTPG don’t worry, I’m really good at not thinking I’m better than average! +@eevee there has never been a thinkpad that wasn’t hideous +@0xcharlie we’re trusting you Dr. Miller. Trusting you with our tweets +@0x17h it’s NASA’s lucky day +@0x17h maybe we should just ban all three-letter groups of the form N*A +@20committee @steven_metz I know, that was the part you quoted immediately after he said he approves. +Internalize please https://t.co/UqFQSPSd2F +@20committee @steven_metz most legit whistleblowers seem to approve on the whole, including Binney who you partially quoted on the matter ;) +@steven_metz @20committee I just feel like people are too busy not liking him for things unrelated to the documents themselves. +RT @The1TrueSean: "the card have to be renewed in 4 years time which is 2016." Spammers really need to update their e-mails.#spam +@steven_metz @20committee ah, apologies! https://t.co/h35wgK3TB0 fits that better. +@steven_metz @20committee https://t.co/UqFQSPSd2F Please find better reasons for someone to be wrong than their diploma +@boblord middle syllable for both +@everyunicode oops again! +@Tomi_Tapio whaaaat. My poor Boston! +RT @jaykelly26: Say goodbye to some more Freedoms. SCOTUS Deals Miranda Rights Blow - http://t.co/apNcN3SyVD +@dawnchapel @qDot I’m… trying to decide if the image was switched, or that’s the joke. +RT @RedactedMedic: http://t.co/Bk3P4QeSoU first date. “@AppFlyer: Awkward. @mitrebox http://t.co/SzT9AkPmoB” +RT @arstechnica: Texas becomes first state to require warrant for e-mail snooping http://t.co/8xeUFRKa6x by @cfarivar +#woburn #burlington water on the road is four inches deep in places... Be safe +@Niki7a @tufts_cs_mchow @ErrataRob it's fine!!! I'm just anxious :) +@The1TrueSean where can I get massages by mail +@zygen grats I guess +RT @oh_rodr: . @janinda as someone who worked intimately on this surveillance program, I'm very happy that #snowden leaked his shit. +@solak @everyunicode they deleted the E and inserted the D before resuming I’m pretty sure +@qDot @tinysubversions … wat +@tufts_cs_mchow @ErrataRob it would be fair to delay my rejection until the last day because I also submitted on the last day lol +@everyunicode oops. Start over. +RT @solak: @0xabad1dea @everyunicode Now that you've called attention to them, they seem to have skipped "D". #performance #anxiety +RT @adamshostack: From the weekend: New iphone settings? I could see this through a paranoid prism...(/cc @att) http://t.co/SHPzjjfEjS +RT @mikko: Hugo Teso will run a webcast on Thursday: Practical presentation on how to remotely take full control of an aircraft… http://t.c… +I just tried to lock a paper notebook before getting up from my desk +RT @codeferret_: The NSA knows I'm uncool because I have to google for the definitions when my friends use slang T_T +EMET 4, finally! It has certificate pinning http://t.co/Kqo5G7JZLy +@chriseng wat +Follow @everyunicode for a very exciting buildup +@ErrataRob I don’t really have much of a problem with public speaking! I’m just nervous waiting to hear if I’m accepted or rejected +Sooo… today is the final absolute last day for Defcon CFP notices, right? *refreshes mail* *refreshes mail* +@eevee I am constantly taking photos with my iPhone in dreams then, shortly after waking up, be surprised they’re gone +@FioxyFluff @Tomi_Tapio is your garden a nuclear waste site?! +@chriseng oh geez. What is it? +Is this just creative writing? http://t.co/TwCA7cMx5t +RT @sweis: Snowden:"Encryption works. ... Unfortunately, endpoint security is so terrifically weak that NSA can frequently find ways around… +RT @MsEntropy: Why is this not bigger news? Texas jailers ran "rape camp" | http://t.co/2DPzmsbTxr cc: @WomenUndrSiege +@gazoombo I nominate @marshray and disappear into the shadows +@gazoombo though I am not #1 Crypto Expert +@gazoombo in theory, I think, the sticks are a good idea, though simply storing password-protected key files on a plain one can work okay +RT @ioerror: Someone doing SIGINT and openly advertising on LinkedIn actually brags about a program named Panopticon! http://t.co/2JXYEyTLW… +RT @chriseng: Snowden doing a live Q&A shortly: http://t.co/gPVBuT8CAv +@ioerror he deleted a tweet a few days ago agreeing to defend citizens but wondering aloud why he should care about foreigners. +How worried should I be to find this on my computer? http://t.co/2HFO5nNVRj +@wookiee you are a bad person +@WhiteMageSlave indeed you are +@m1sp @JackLScanlan it’s complicated. +@JackLScanlan @m1sp Mispy will attest that this is exactly what happens +@JackLScanlan @m1sp no, their world would be a happier place if there were only gods of fabulous fashion. Oh and there’s undead people +@JackLScanlan @m1sp basically: fantasy Silk Road, small poor country trying to politically maneuver, crazy people with powers, gay teens. +@abditum @m1sp Novel loading… please wait… 50%… 50.0001%… +@JackLScanlan @m1sp the fantasy novel I’ve been writing behind your back… the scribbles I pass to Mispy are my notes +@m1sp this Father’s Day, let us reflect on how I have developed literally hundreds of characters, but not Hayr’s unnamed father. +@m1sp well, it’s him, Rashk and Tsovinar vs. Hayr, Ziazan and Chakori in the Demographic of Hermit God Strongholds. +RT @wolfpupy: what if the headless horsemans original head was a horses head and the horse he rides has nothing to do with the name +@z4ns4tsu it turns out knowing what you don’t know is intractable. +@m1sp http://t.co/OmvYGROkcZ +@DrPizza yay! 🎉📱 +RT @ErrataRob: Bah, I spent all that effort learning to pronounce "Ahmadinejad", and now they've replaced him. +Wifi is literally invisible and might as well be magic. Please don’t blame people for not having a detailed risk model of it. +@JeffCurless @docsmooth @mattblaze technology is not intuitive. Internet privacy is extremely not intuitive. And a quick google won’t fix it +@JeffCurless @docsmooth @mattblaze WE are the technical experts and WE need to help rather than write off victims as deserving it +@JeffCurless @docsmooth @mattblaze right, so I’m sure you have a medical degree, a law degree, entirely self-sufficient in knowledge +@joshrossi once long ago +@WorldsHeadiest @0x17h /b/ is for /b/anned, /b/locked, /b/ye! +@joshrossi *applause* +@JeffCurless @docsmooth @mattblaze in a perfect world everyone would know everything about all technology they use, but, well. +@JeffCurless @docsmooth @mattblaze any time you use the word “deserve”, stop and evaluate why you think it’s their fault. +RT @tinysubversions: Whoa, @silentbicycle markov'ed the GPL license: https://t.co/RiteBuUZ9v ... Markov works very well with legalese +@WorldsHeadiest @0x17h you’re a real credit to Anonymous team. Giving them a good name. +@docsmooth @mattblaze assuming it was free wifi, there’s no way it could NOT attract civilian moths to the flame… +@PaulM @mattblaze I’m… assuming that’s exactly what they did. +.@mattblaze better question: what happened to the traffic of normal people who surfed at these internet cafes? +Spying on your own guests is simply rude. http://t.co/QAF0FrUJ3v +@PRISM_NSA ugh how did you know +@kivikakk @tenfootfangs I’m just saying, if you’re ever in the area, gay marriage is legal here… +RT @0x17h: Throwing children in prison turns out to be a really bad idea http://t.co/iuo6iStDbM +@20committee you know, most people would say there’s a difference between being at war with someone and not being at war with someone… +RT @m1sp: Found a paper in the arxiv database which was updated prior to its creation. Dealing with physicists here, not ruling out time tr… +“Phosphate, deposited originally as guano, has been mined on the island for many years.” How’s that for a job description +@rantyben @thegrugq why does CHRISTMAS ISLAND need its own investigation agency +@WhiteMageSlave he forgot how to tank http://t.co/3k6KzFh106 +@DrPizza :( +@ashedryden like why would you resent a piece of paper reminding the general public to not be rude unless you were planning on it? +@ashedryden sometimes I see people whine about codes of conduct and call it nannying. idgi. +@JackLScanlan I wouldn’t capitalize it for the same reason I wouldn’t capitalize the world, the ocean, and the sky. +@Sakurina @grp well technically it hasn’t shipped yet… +RT @EFF: Expert: Snowden's EFF sticker a "warning sign" https://t.co/zB8jB57MsD Really? Here's NSA's chief wearing EFF's logo http://t.co/… +RT @osxreverser: "Ms Nagyova - a close colleague of Mr Necas (…) - is also suspected of illegally ordering military intelligence to spy on … +RT @osxreverser: "Czech PM Petr Necas says he will resign on Monday following the arrest of a personal aide in an illegal surveillance scan… +RT @landley: Think the senate will fix domestic spying? Half of them didn't bother to attend thursday's briefing on it http://t.co/6bpyNMvV… +This music strongly evokes feelings of being ten years old, so I'm naming the rival after my annoying little brother who's now an adult :p +#pokemon quick, what's my rival's name? Asian version so only five letters. Hmm, IONIC, GRUGQ...? +@Kufat http://t.co/bfnmOrpcsm +I saved and reloaded and turned into a boy, so I guess I'll have to use emulator freezes instead. #BootlegGaming +Everything you need to know about this bootleg translation http://t.co/Nt9RQeAahE +@chriseng the scoop was that the representative *said* so, which he did say so. Then the representative said some other different stuff too. +I'm liveblogging games again http://t.co/5PN7k5J46y +Forgive me, download site, if I elect to not use the bundled emulator included with this rom I just nabbed +@WhiteMageSlave I love fighting Pikachu in smash bros... as I can just reflect everything. Yes, yes use thunder when I pass directly over! +@nrr I think our lease has something like a fifty pound limit +@kyhwana I would but he refuses because he thinks they're creepy +It’s easy to hate Gary Oak until you realize his parents are missing and his grandfather can’t be bothered to remember his name. +@sanguis3k I’m guessing they were so cheap they didn’t change the plastic between prototype and final +@sanguis3k there’s no connector inside, it’s just a hole in the plastic ! +RT @steveklabnik: Half of Americans living below or near the poverty line: http://t.co/47eytmM8bK +@Kufat you know I’ve owned cats before right I’ve even had horses. Entire horses. +So my husband was exposed to a cat and didn’t have a reaction. I really really hope he outgrew the allergy because I need a cat +@m1sp floor is lava +The URL of the video seems to be gone. But the cnet journalist doesn’t need to retract anything. I saw the video, Nadler did say that. +@chriseng but it’s on video. The journalist quoted him accurately. +@chriseng but it’s on video. The journalist quoted him accurately. +@20committee @ioerror It’s not particularly hard to find out what ioerror’s views are, he’s quite notoriously open about them… +@m1sp how am I supposed to send you pages when you're not online? :'( +@CaucusRacer nah it's clear and it looks like it drizzled off a glue gun, particularly on the underside it's not even touching any component +lol there are gobs of glue on both sides of this circuit board... pro +@xabean lol got it I had to wedge a fork in there... +@xabean it's actually stuck on there pretty good! +I peeled off the QC sticker on the cheaper radio only to discover an inexplicable microusb-shaped hole underneath +@THEwmAnderson no, because birthdays are a lot more fun when your parents love you! +@m1sp <3 +I can actually celebrate Father’s Day, but I think we need a holiday for people who survived failed parents. +That whole match, I thought I was fighting Luigi… then it turned out to just be Mario in a green suit… I don’t know what to believe anymore +RT @ioerror: Bush NSA begun scraping Skype call records and email metadata directly off US networks: http://t.co/zlJuDAx13X +@sciencecomic (it comes down to maximizing bulk movement rather than minimizing miles traversed per package) +@sciencecomic insert ramblings about the computer science field of of minimizing cost of package delivery +Hey twitter, we have successfully sustained conversation on a political topic for over a week without forgetting. Good job! +RT @hemantmehta: Christian College Expels Lesbian Student, Then Demands Repayment of Scholarships http://t.co/kNhEN2TkF1 +RT @zeynep: What Istanbul has come to. People now instragramming tear gas canisters that broke through their windor. http://t.co/nTAd26psCe +RT @NickHanauer: Coolest. Thing. Ever. Scientists re-discover the lost formula of Roman Concrete and it kicks our concrete's ass. http:… +@kaepora just a tad. +RT @vogon: @mattblaze @supersat koan: if you DROP TABLE in NUCLEON does the DBA make a sound +@chriseng I’m surprised Massachusetts is still your most frequent checkin… +@mike_acton pretend I didn’t auto incorrect that +@mike_acton largely a personal preference, but I’d ere on the side of current gender identity +@PatrickAK the spike is generated by the hardware and is always present at the exact center of the window. +@vogon what happened to the others? >.> +Behold the power of this fully operational science station http://t.co/HvdJQ0naFo +@CliffsEsport radio science ! +@corpsefilth that would kind of defeat the point +@QuantumG I am NOT paying shipping on several tons of metal from Hong Kong! :p +@QuantumG I don't see a price, and you know what they say about that... +The fact that the microwave is not big enough to contain the entire live USB cable, the computer it's attached to, and me is a problem :( +@puellavulnerata the script I put on github today specifically deletes a small range from the center before doing analysis +@puellavulnerata yes, it's an artifact of these cheap radios apparently. +@puellavulnerata MHz, but the spike will always be there in the center no matter what. +@jesster_king it's a microwave oven. +@puellavulnerata about like this one https://t.co/1tLeTTV4Ze +@vRobM there's not actually anything there (that the radio is picking up). That spike is spurious or whatever you want to call it +My yard sale faraday cage at work! http://t.co/skN64Rsj7O +@vogon that's an fc00013 on the left and an e4000 on the right http://t.co/yju8jrJxyo +@LowestCommonDen yeah that drives me nuts - also when people say "stack overflow is for people who can't google"! +I wonder how many times I can close the microwave door on this USB extension cable before it frays +@innismir I don't have one and I don't know. I probably shouldn't be trusted with a transmitter. :p +@jesster_king software defined radio +@_miw the noisy one on the left is a fc0013 and the clear one on the right claims to be an e4000 but I'm not positive. +@innismir yeah I know :) I guess the cheaper one goes beyond having no shielding to actively hurting itself +@xa329 @normative thanks +$10 sdr vs $20 sdr... don't cheap out too much, kids. http://t.co/nN2ovW5CRY +@a12danrulz my little bro refused to learn to read until he decided he wanted to play Pokemon without help lol! +Saturday night with KK Slider #smashart http://t.co/Tl4QCZd8em +@WhiteMageSlave they shall know of my greatness http://t.co/bwz2R6rIuO +@xa329 @thegrugq I blessed well don't swear. +@404ed http://t.co/yju8jrJxyo +The problem with writing a script that processes output of a $10 radio is it will randomly decide it doesn't feel it at the moment +@TDotWhiteHat @thegrugq I WON'T FORGET +@Brian_Sniffen @zooko http://t.co/d4EISKDJTz +@_wirepair I’m flattered I guess…? +@kaepora @matthew_d_green I suppose he meant the math is dull +Video of representative complaining he got two different answers from the NSA http://t.co/bIwklqRzER +RT @GooglePoetics: I am getting fat I am getting old I am getting married I am getting used to it #GooglePoems http://t.co/v4SvkLKCh5 +@grumpybozo actually I did end up on that page eventually but it wouldn’t play… +RT @ggreenwald: Whatever you think of the stories or Snowden or anything: can everyone agree that this increased transparency for NSA is ve… +@dangoodin001 @declanm representatives should all have tumblrs! +@Kytri Kytri Thompson, 198X—20XX: single handedly ruined comics forever. All of them. +@thegrugq I’m also good with stabbing +This reporter looks legit but what is the source of Nadler saying this? Or did I just miss it… http://t.co/bIwklqRzER +RT @trevortimm: BREAKING: In classified briefing, NSA admits it "does not need court authorization" to listen to domestic phone calls http:… +@thegrugq I’m great with kids. I swear. +@wimremes @thegrugq there’s not even a cartridge in that Gameboy! +@thegrugq why would you think playing Nintendo with me is traumatizing? Did Mario touch-a you? +@nrr I’m stuck at the house because DH left for the weekend and forgot to leave the house key. But there’s Nintendo at my house! +@nrr I live a few miles north of Cambridge +@nrr hello geographically adjacent friend ! +@zygen pedally. Manual is with hands! +Maybe I can advertise as a babysitter but only for kids who are worthy competition in Nintendo games +Grow up problems: I bet those kids outside would play Mario Kart with me… I also bet their parents would call the cops. +RT @levie: This should sum up America's problems: 53% of senators skipped out on a classified NSA briefing this week to go home early. +RT @ELLIOTTCABLE: Wish you could click those damn little loading-indicators in @Tweetbot, they’d stop loading and go away. /re http://t.co/… +@kirkenovak @Tomi_Tapio someday I’m gonna log back in and go ask that Redguard girl to marry me +RT @SteveD3: Pre-Father's Day comment from kids: If you're ever on life support, we'll unplug you and plug you back in, because sometimes t… +RT @jayrosen_nyu: "Don't savvy me." New shorthand: only 14 characters. It means: Stop dismissing valid questions with the insider's, "and t… +@collettiquette someone needs to learn of burden of proof :D +Code drop!!! https://t.co/x8HGNmZQX3 the worst radio scanner ever written #sdr +@jevinskie oh, well I guess that part is effectively a filter as it just removes a tiny slice from the middle of the array entirely. +@jevinskie it's not a filter, it's just generating a textual list of peaks in the sample buffer +Wee! I wrote my own script for finding local peaks that ignores the false spike always in the center. http://t.co/hFtfa5SZfz +@pchengi no, the opposite! I am saying a lot of Older People seem to not like people in their 20s. +@WhiteMageSlave the range is actually ridiculously short and easily defeated by a wall +@akopa I was trying to use someone else's already-written interactive one +Problem: I should get some fresh air. Solution: Wii-U tablet range extends to patio +Dear abadidea of two days ago, you put the pudding in the freezer. gg, champ! +@NotThatGreg wow... +@hackerfantastic nope, just the rtlsdr tools +@NotThatGreg ie the library detects my dongle as an elonics e4000 but its tunable range stops dead at 1700mhz +@NotThatGreg mass-produced Chinese radios are like a box of chocolates: the chart may or may not be accurate http://t.co/yju8jrJxyo +@NotThatGreg one of many roughly equivalent rtl-sdrs +@mirell not necessarily… depends on the family. +I made a graph programmatically! The most fun you can legally have on a Saturday with a USB dongle!!!1! http://t.co/bngqx7ErZp +Google "pylab". First result: wiki page complaining that the first result for googling pylab is not very helpful. It wasn't very helpful. +@sakjur "blah blah blah you're only 24 what do you know" "blah blah blah he's only 29 why does he make so much money" +RT @hemantmehta: This Woman is Being Denied U.S. Citizenship Because She’s an Atheist http://t.co/g4uRfCWhx7 +@kivikakk it’d probably be more efficient to have stored the RAM states +RT @nullwhale: @0xabad1dea A HN commenter clears up the translation a little — https://t.co/GYCZ0kncoK +@m1sp #youngnar http://t.co/WDAoWZua1o +RT @mikko: German Intelligence agencies claim they can 'decrypt PGP and SSH'. http://t.co/7YjaV8TTAi There's obviously something lost in tr… +@ralphtice it’s not my friends, it’s a zeitgeist +RT @xor: Oh my god, Google's been trying to warn us all along! http://t.co/xbBTMXUKxK +It really seems to me there’s now a disdain for people in their 20s that equates them with teenagers which didn’t used to be there. +@hypatiadotca how bad are we talking +@m1sp http://t.co/xnIw5inIYE +@The1TrueSean my only question is: why one glove +@ca13ra1 https://t.co/uUgXE1SWX1 +@amanicdroid @0x17h my village police are analog, and the Boston police were analog as of, well, was that even two months ago yet? +@0x17h pff, what could ever happen in Boston? +@0x17h oh yeah. +@niteshad It's not encrypted. There's just no-one talking. Because nothing is on fire. +@EightTons the time frame was not my concern... except that three decades ought be long enough to find out what NSA stands for. +@niteshad lol as if! +"Maaaaaan my local police and fire radio isn't very active! Wait..." +(That bright yellow blip was a fireman using the truck's radio about twenty feet form me, just saying something mundane) +@thegrugq nnnnnooooooo...... +@N3OX rtl-sdr +The fire department is outside my window... boy that signal sure is bright http://t.co/YtID7DEsCq +@_wirepair @thegrugq hmm it's not the touhou albums but I guess I'll try to get it anyway to cover for my piracy sins +@thegrugq @_wirepair also my taste is fine thank you https://t.co/cbQPhaEpjg +@thegrugq @_wirepair I suspect the answer is that CDs have *collector's value* +Japanese musicians!!!! y u no digital download so I can give you my monies fair and square +@smb lol I'm sorry. I only see "Super Mario Brothers" +@RandomStep submit child get request to adoption API endpoint +@lil_lost pretty much +@elathan because I'm planning on adopting and you usually can choose that +@MikeyASalazar me too! Actually I've been planning on adopting since I first heard the word when I was seven years old. +Y'all know when I get a kid you're going to be in for like ten years of scientific observation tweets about her learning stuff? Fair warning +When your handle starts with a zero, you get a lot of pocket-tweets, toddler-tweets, and hand-slipped-tweets. +@patrickwonders you seem to be having technical issues, possibly of the toddler variety +RT @Marie_Lu: Classic statues in hipster clothes. Is the best thing I've seen all day. http://t.co/VksjU5FHBs +I can’t believe someone put this much top-notch effort into a movie trailer about Java https://t.co/pkH9fgS00f +I don’t think I’ve ever seen a photograph of an in-flight entertainment screen that wasn’t of a Linux crash or reboot. +RT @marshray: http://t.co/ByTrXVhKH2 Thought I'd mention I proposed an enhancement to SSL which ENCRYPTS your METADATA. Speak up if you wan… +@stillchip lol I'll see if I can find one... +Antenna has female connector. Radio has female connector. I tried rubbing them together, but it seems they're not lesbians. +RT @PRISM_NSA: There's one Internet company that has bravely resisted us, no matter the cost: @GoDaddy haha JK they're total jerks like yo… +This source base has a configure script which does nothing but print "just run make" +This is how Massachusetts people think. http://t.co/m3VndDab9F They can't fathom going more than eight miles to anything! +@tapbot_paul to clarify, I mean robots in homunculus form. If your bag doesn’t have half-eaten candy bars, you’re suspect. +@tapbot_paul Androids. +@tenfootfangs what if you search for four guys or six? What is the limit of guys who can grind as n approaches infinity +@iowahawkblog @innismir I ain’t Russian ! +RT @iowahawkblog: Whenever I get retweeted by a hot chick, I assume it's some kind of Russian internet scam. +@kaepora @cakemail If they think *that’s* hate, they really need some more experience with controversy +@wookiee I’m disappointed there’s no full body shots of you gettin’ down in that video +@0x17h barbarian +RT @BrianBWagner: I'm starting to think that @PRISM_NSA is like Santa Claus. The more you believe in its power, the more it influences your… +RT @arstechnica: What does your cat do when you’re not around? http://t.co/CVotCjTLEH by @drgitlin +@bhelyer anyway it’s like “Celebrating the 191th consecutive year of keeping soldiers out of our quarters” +@bhelyer they don’t just show it to you? o_O +Third Amendment rights group celebrates centuries of stunning success http://t.co/1BRsaHAxus +RT @MarkKriegsman: Pink Shirt Day @Veracode. http://t.co/CLNmWWdzGr +@eevee well they already had that é using up a perfectly good slot in the character map +@HyShai that's the pager - the mp3 player has 32MB of ram by which they mean solid state storage +Review of a $300 MP3 player... in 1998 http://t.co/Lwi0L2SVgY (via @ternus ) +@meursalt not my pager - I'm guessing it's the base station at the local hospital (I haven't hooked it up to a decoder) +@alethenorio 13 is dang well old enough to use the internet and gaming forums. +Right where I thought it'd be. http://t.co/CI0Hepku7R <--> http://t.co/cBLQuwvpra +@m1sp @vogon I was so ridiculously harmless +The NSA could save a lot of money if they just hired my best friend to cyberstalk everyone... nothing escapes his keen google-fu +@H4RDC0pyLULZ >.> +RT @chaosTechnician: @0xabad1dea Don't be too hard on 15yo you. 25yo you set a laptop on fire. :) +15yo me called herself a phreak. 15yo me needs to be slapped +@m1sp SILENCE +"Someone" found a backup of my blog I started when I was 15. Will I hate 25yo me this much in ten years? +@akopa yup. Once again I am punished for buying the piece of fabric which was advertised to fit me +@The1TrueSean @thegrugq @codeferret_ he really puts the bear in pedobear +@thegrugq I'm ten. +I got a Pusheen the Cat shirt, but apparently "woman's tee" means "we cut out a hole the size of the moon" +@lindseybieda I personally have always refused to pretend to be a boy. I get TOLD I'm really a boy enough as it is. +And no, contrary to my mother's apparent fear that the internet is nothing but pedobears, I never encountered any on gaming forums. +When I was a young teen (13, 14) I lied about my age on the internet (saying I was 10, 11) because it freaked me out when guys hit on me. +RT @mattblaze: Didn't Sen. Feinstein reveal more than Snowden about telco metadata when she said it was going on for years & applied to oth… +@ErrataRob attn: @comex :p +@ErrataRob I promise I’m not being interviewed by the police over twitter +Why do I encrypt communications, officer? Because I’m planning a surprise party… several times a day… +@thegrugq I buy surprise gifts for my spouse several times a day! +RT @callmewuest: @0xabad1dea It's not like anyone is hiring people to weaponize those patches. Oh wait -- http://t.co/Q2lgmnSW44 +@reviktra I tend to comment on the thing I most recently RT’d :p though I realize, if you already follow, twitter’s behavior is arbitrary +Giving the govt advance copies of patches is a two-edged sword. On one hand it’s passive defense, on the other it’s so easily abused… +@thegrugq hey man, etsy is on the BALL. +@reviktra in this case it was office space and allegedly someone chickened out on sharing it after the past week. +@leighhollowell fun fact - the white part is technically leaves, and it has several tiny flowers in the center. Double flower! +@hoofadoo @innismir @wimremes no one said there are no adult converts +@innismir @wimremes I’m defining convert as someone who has explicitly prayed for salvation in the generally prescribed Protestant manner +@leighhollowell dogwood +@innismir @wimremes I have missionary training from the Southern Baptists, you know… +@wimremes it’s no coincidence that almost all converts to Christianity are under 15 years old… +RT @eevee: it is seriously cool that animal crossing allows crossdressing and only makes cheerful nods at it +Whether or not you think JavaScript crypto is a good idea, chickening out on helping Cryptocat at the last second doesn’t help anyone… +RT @kaepora: Wow. @CakeMail just canceled a deal to rent part of their offices for Cryptocat because of “what we work on.” Incredibly shame… +@ShadowTodd that’s what makes twitter followers! +RT @landley: Is it a good sign for the future of the USA that Sesame Street _needs_ to cover parental incarceration? http://t.co/7L1kKbExRn +RT @SecurityHumor: Bitwise and byte foolish. #infosecadages +RT @SecurityHumor: Bitwise and byte foolish. #infosecadages +@taoeffect that’s not what NSA stands for. +@rodrigobijou saw a screenie of it +How to destroy credibility in one sentence: “I’ve been covering the National Security Administration for three decades.” +@WhiteMageSlave but it’s the squirrel’s fault in the first place +@thecoleorton @Veracode honestly, we don’t … +RT @Veracode: MAME and legos, the keys to productivity. http://t.co/JbYB7HKbNk +RT @charliesome: Holy shit, this is a bootable Minecraft clone written in *assembly*: https://t.co/NSaPPIDpe0 +@WhiteMageSlave thank @CyberSquirrel1 ! +@Ionustron but the evidence points not to a backdoor, but to the spooks getting an advance copy of next month’s patches +@Ionustron Microsoft Security Essentials? Well it’s not like the rest of the OS isn’t also under their control :p +@octal @puellavulnerata and if people will still call him kid when he’s thirty years old +RT @m1sp: Twitter data visualizations will continue to grow until they reach peak silliness https://t.co/ZGfMA5AdNi +@H4RDC0pyLULZ :o +RT @csoghoian: Wow. Microsoft provided non-public info on software flaws to US gov agencies, which was used to exploit foreign govs. http:/… +@m1sp it’s a legitimately sad story! Solornel just doesn’t have much patience period +@m1sp #TheMeanestAuthor http://t.co/u9AHqIdkdK +RT @marshray: @DonAndrewBailey @tqbf @csoghoian like asking a fox to guard a henhouse,in secret, with exponentially increasing hen-eating c… +RT @thegrugq: A lot of the public evasiveness of the IC heads has been based on hoping that people will understand the non-IC definition +RT @TheAtlantic: A certain 'je NSA quoi': In the 1950s and '60s, the spy agency held a beauty pageant http://t.co/FNXw159dyB +@Kufat it’s been there for TWENTY MINUTES +I should throw out this jello cup before it attracts ants *picks it up. Soldier termite underneath* +RT @textfiles: A COMPLETE BOMBSHELL WAKE UP SHEEPLE http://t.co/VVZGfJoZ04 +RT @marshray: http://t.co/PKZTfT4QS2 "It’s not just meta data. The NSA is getting everything." +I um, missed this when it came out a month ago. FBI guy stammers and then says all digital communications recorded http://t.co/pR5ipQhPFI +In news that isn’t depressing, Supreme Court ruled against patents of natural DNA. That there was ever a question is frightening. +.@dakami xbone’s PR is so condescending that I am seriously contemplating it being sabotage +RT @dakami: https://t.co/uJ2YRk3ebI Wow. The lawyers are actually killing the XBox One. +RT @attritionorg: Is it safe @TrendMicro? No =( http://t.co/nC9BcOnHH8 +@benheaslewood it appears that the graph is upright but "x title" and "y title" strings are fundamentally swapped at API level! +In this widget library demo, the graph widget's x axis is labeled "Y AXIS" and its y axis "X AXIS" and I'm going to punch it in the face +@landley Matt Mackall. Most Malicious. I'm allergic to M&Ms. CONSPIRACY +@MarkKriegsman would that make the 2MHz NES twice as painful or half? +RT @MarkKriegsman: @0xabad1dea I still maintain that the Apple II ran at one megahurt. +I really feel like the singular of megahertz should be megahert +@MarioVilas I *get* it! But it's needlessly confusing because you have to remember two different things for two different contexts +@OptiMizPrime though it's not their fault. It has the correct address on it, but it's visually almost indistinguishable from mine! +@OptiMizPrime I did actually. "Hey so so the post office gave me someone else's kid's pediatric bill from you." "Wow uh..." +@bobpoekert nah I don't really write python. Trying to get some random thing off the internet working. +"Compiling wxWidgets failed because of missing Carbon support in OSX 10.8" If only this could have been tested BEFORE a 20-minute compile! +I look away from macports for two seconds and it starts compiling xorg-X11. All I wanted was some widgets in my pythons! +@null_ptr the one about Cocoa... +RT @mcclure111: San Diego Catholic Diocese fires teacher because she was a victim of domestic violence. This is not an exaggeration. http:/… +@nullwhale I use macports. But the problem du jour is mostly in python extensions +I should put "expert in interpreting needlessly obtuse errors in the process of compiling Linux utilities on OSX" on my resume +@joshuajuran well, let's just say I'm more concerned about wxPython still working in two years than in working 20 years ago :) +"WARNING: can't find headers for this library I need but I'm going to compile anyway and fail after littering the hdd with code corpses!" +It's a travesty that there is actively-maintained code written against the Carbon API. The O'Reilly book on its replacement came out in 2002 +@gdbassett @ra6bit lol okay +@gdbassett @ra6bit yeah it does, that's what I'm saying. There's an audit trail, and he probably had power over it. +@gdbassett @ra6bit which probably involved actually checking the personal files of other users +@gdbassett @ra6bit just on that he was a sysadmin, he got away cleanly, and people are baffled how he got those papers in particular +@gdbassett @ra6bit no matter how hard you try, you can't fix the fact that sysadmins have root. +@gdbassett @ra6bit I think the key thing was he WAS the one checking the audit trail +@rantyben @chriseng "HYDRARGYRUM" I meant the word "HYDRARGYRUM" also written ☿ +@name_too_long mentioning me on twitter would be approx 7000% more likely to get my attention in time :) +@schrotthaufen see my next tweet!! +@MarkKriegsman of course, that roughly pegs one core and consumes a gig of ram, because real time graphics in a scripting language. +@MarkKriegsman pyglet + https://t.co/WcnBfCeizz + https://t.co/f8ZyqEPEvv == http://t.co/bJlcly5L0X +@gpakosz yes, because.... it's ancient. +@chriseng we didn't. But we STARTED a few thousand years ago. +Am I more infuriated by casually inconsiderate interface choices than fundamental human rights abuses? Let's count my tweets and find out... +Splain Train that hg is the ancient abbreviation for mercury please stand down :p +"Let's name the package mercurial and the utility hg," said the most malicious person ever +I got the command-line version of the SDR tools working on OSX... what should I do with these four beautiful cores?! +@MarkKriegsman good news comrade https://t.co/uUgXE1SWX1 +@evacide yeah, and that's fine, it's just the venue comes with that nice tint of "maybe shouldn't get your opsec tips here" :) +“Here’s Vice, the magazine that accidentally leaked the exact geocoordinates of a man on the run, with how to hide phone calls from the NSA” +@DarthNull it was changing the ad every other click for me, unless you mean it doesn’t for YOU because Adblock. +A slideshow on how The Onion pays the bills with ad impressions… http://t.co/psoQArrUFh +@SeanTheProducr @PRISM_NSA yes but only archiving the data that’s public by definition… +@RSWestmoreland I’m curious if it was an auto handwriting recognition bug or a last-mile human error +I just got a medical bill in the mail for someone else who lives on same street with similar, but not identical, name. Huh. +@thegmanehack \o/ +@akopa never, EVER leave me alone with a soldering iron. You saw what happened with freakin' sealing wax. +I somehow doubt that this cheap radio's serial number is actually 00000013 +@TheNoButton (our housemate is a good cook, but he's gone for the week and I haven't eaten a proper meal since.) +@TheNoButton My live-in cook isn't here this week I'm afraid, so ramen and instant soup it is. +You're not a real computer scientist until you have to start over boiling the ramen water because you were tinkering with something +@Ammoniak @MikeTalonNYC @snipeyhead I was thinking you were linking me something pink and I'd be mildly annoyed... but no... you're right. +@CyberSquirrel1 and my freshman year there was an outage every few days until finally equipment started getting upgraded. +@CyberSquirrel1 the infrastructure simply was incapable of handling the load as college students all got their own computers, no joke. +@demon117 um, well, of course. The point is how is presented. +@CyberSquirrel1 it wasn’t me, it was the girl who insisted on using her jumbo microwave ! +RT @thezeist: Deep Wizardry: Stack Unwinding http://t.co/AJrRwZaraT +@send9 yeah… it sees where it sleeps, which it infers is where you sleep! +@CyberSquirrel1 taking down the power in Lynchburg is so simple a college freshman could do it. Repeatedly. I’d know. +@fadenb well Eve is basically a game about suicide bombing other players... +.@sanguis3k I *know* they're logging it; it's just creepy to see them try too hard to be cute with it :( +@sanguis3k I don't think I've ever not been logged on to at least one Google service for a few years now +Google Now is creeping me out. It's showing a list of my recent searches on other computers and asking if I want to continue researching Eve +I will pet my good luck Pinkie Pie while waiting to hear from Defcon http://t.co/dFMMRTopxd +@ra6bit @awpiii yeah that's what I meant by it stays in place when I scroll, sorry. Always straight down the middle. +@ra6bit @awpiii oh, the spike in my output is not at 108, that's just where I was. It's literally everywhere, all the time. +@ra6bit there’s more around 145 yeah +@gpakosz in response to my submission a few weeks ago +@ra6bit with no antenna you can clearly see them... they stay in place as you scroll http://t.co/BVwasjFcSl +@ra6bit lines which are always present in the waterfall. I think some people call them biases? +The cheaper radios I got have not one but five imaginary peaks clearly visible! +@CyborgCode kinda a bit late there. CFP == Call For Papers == submitting a talk proposal +@CyborgCode by submitting to the CFP +Other people are getting their Defcon letters… anxiously awaiting mine +RT @0x17h: London police are confiscating sleeping bags and food from homeless people http://t.co/HeEdjB5oxE +@techpractical @jasonmoliver someone authorized to maintain computers can physically open the case and then… so on and so forth. +@blowdart my mother is IT at a southern university. It’s probably the most peculiarly redneck IT department in the world. +@blowdart yes actually she has domain administer credentials +@blowdart and active directory is controlled by who? :) +@jasonmoliver they already do that +The real Mission Impossible is keeping thumb drives off your network. http://t.co/OGjIRKP2mp +@Motoma that’s the spirit! +RT @zooko: “NSA chief drops hint about ISP Web, e-mail surveillance”—@declanm http://t.co/RUUzwdMyqQ HT @dangillmor +RT @_decius_: I want my views on Twitter to be tracked - thats why I express them here. Facebook is slightly different. Gmail is very diffe… +@oh_rodr he linked me his bio at the naval academy or something and it says so. +@Viss :< +@RenatoFontes his username is 20committee , trying not to @ him too much because getting blocked would be inconvenient :) +I guess too many people bothered the NSA guy about his remark of why should he care about foreigners, as he deleted it. +@solak wow… he said of course he’ll defend Americans but why would he care for the rights of foreigners +@MarkKriegsman gee, what prompted that thought… +@Motoma better than %APPDATA%\Roaming +@wwwtxt my tablet has 2048 rows of tiny blinky lights, what do I win +@MarkKriegsman nasal demons are totally in-spec! +@MarkKriegsman soooooo… how in-bounds is a custom compiler? :p +RT @Veracode: Webinar in 5 mins w @chriseng & @jlavepoze Mobilizing the Masses: Building BYOD Security Awareness in Your Workplace https://… +@MarkKriegsman you’re pretty suspicious… hey has that dollar been claimed yet +I managed to avoid the trap of buying the sugar-free jello, but I realized too late they had already gotten me in the cookie aisle. #bleh +“The “If You See Something, Say Something™” Campaign” If you think of something, trademark something +@landley a better question, indicative of mindset, would be “Would you be ashamed to even try out dressing like a woman?” +RT @gparker: Fast path through objc_msgSend() on arm. iOS 1: 20 instructions. iOS 6: 19 instructions. iOS 7: 11 instructions. +@rantyben @wimremes Morality is messy. But legality is what the power structure allows, hopefully but not necessarily what is good. +@SunTsu they got the check mark, Mr. Tsu +RT @DHSgov: “If You See Something, Say Something™” emphasizes the importance of reporting suspicious activity to the proper authorities #se… +RT @jamesseddon: The Sun at its best RT @JamesManning4: An apology in today’s Sun: http://t.co/H0g6eq9udK +@SurprisingEdge I’m surprised more people don’t ask… I was short a lanyard and my dad gave me a veteran’s administration one and it stuck +@earlzdotnet I think it should start working from the point you first logged in +@tapbot_paul Nah, definitely not. Latest stable on iPad. Snapped a pic, it resprung as it was thumbnailing for the tweet edit sheet +@i_intelligence @Packetknife silly gizmodo, the moon is already dead! +@JastrzebskiJ hahaha … … … +@JastrzebskiJ it was more being annoyed by people who act like it’s a travesty a 29yo with no degree DARE make so much money. +@JastrzebskiJ I’ve kind of been assuming it was sudo cp * +@m1sp http://t.co/N0q8rEM47V +Just experienced a spectacular respring while taking a picture. I blame @tapbot_paul though I doubt it was actually Tweetbot’a fault. +RT @Packetknife: Stacking tolerances.. it applies to software too. +@PresidentHoodie it involves seeds ? +@ELLIOTTCABLE if yours is purple, you should uh, maybe see a doctor… +@kivikakk but are they all in R— if I assume that’s Russian, it won’t be. +@ErrataRob my face clouds over as I read this tweet. +I’d encourage @LorettaSanchez and all other representatives to remember they represent *us* and we want to hear what the NSA told them :) +@NedGilmore now if I had that… +Representative Sanchez sounds like she’s begging someone to leak as best as she can without saying so http://t.co/qaU5jhIu1l +@ELLIOTTCABLE AM NOT +@MalwareJake it completely ignored the SD slot. This was USB, of which it has two +@MalwareJake “Do you want to format this device?” “Please make sure the device is the only one inserted” “Do you want to format this device” +@MalwareJake I expect to be asked, but it asked the same questions multiple times for no apparent reason :( +@WhatHoCenturion you should. +@H0lyPuma it’s so childproof! +RT @Packetknife: And if you think #Snowden harms US-China relations. HAHA. BWAHAHA.. because yes, China went *gasp* what is this Enn Ess Ay… +“I don’t see a USB eject option in the Wii-U… do I just pull it out…?” http://t.co/8hZiGiNG1U +“Once the file transfer has started, the process cannot be cancelled, because we don’t know about journaled filesystems” +Confirming to the Wii-U that yes I really want to format it literally took longer than formatting it +@sarahcuda @vogon yeah, I loved not feeling safe until I left… +@unimp0rtanttech I would *never* make fun of Sonic. The sad thing Sega has become, however… +@Kufat Before. I apparently suppressed the memory. It was traumatizing. +But hey, at least I found my SD card! It was in the Wii-U after the absolutely miserable process of migrating the old Wii's data. +Bonus: I shut down the WinCE laptop with the USB stick plugged in, and now other computers can't recognize it +@H0lyPuma apparently not because there's one in the slot and it's ignoring it ?? +@gangstahugs @H0lyPuma I would generally advise against getting kernel code off a torrent +@H0lyPuma sharing save files: the scourge of innocent game devs everywhere. +@Lavarsicious The Terrible Laptop from China That Came With Windows CE 6.0 (the one I lit on fire) +@H0lyPuma to back up a save file so I can delete it and see if that fixes a bug, if not put it back. +@Lavarsicious ... it's not THAT primitive, thank goodness. +ZOMG Wii-U wants me to reformat my USB drive to some special snowflake format ?!?! +Windows CE doesn’t have an option to safely eject the USB drive! I guess it’s stuck here forever :( +@puellavulnerata Blackhat however is explicitly commercial +@puellavulnerata the Defcon invitation, I feel, was done to deliberately lend a voice to an ideological opponent +@puellavulnerata oh no no no last year he talked at DEFCON. he’s moving up in the world ! +@puellavulnerata ie will he still have the nerve to show up, and will he make it through the talk without being boo’d off the stage +@puellavulnerata Keith Alexander and his appointment to address the security community at Blackhat +@puellavulnerata so what’s the betting pool on him and Vegas at anyway? +@tenfootfangs it worked almost fine until we unlocked Robotnik… maybe I should wipe the save files? +Oh boy, Sonic Racing Transformed has a patch! Maybe I can finally play it without it freezing! LOL NOPE where’s Mario Kart +@tenfootfangs >.> +@DrPizza my husband except… *British* +Someone should take me on dates to the orchestra to hear classical music (my husband is a philistine) +@tenfootfangs wow I am actually jelly +Nintendo in one Vine. I went upstairs to find the phone at five seconds remaining https://t.co/Ujni06VKaR +@fncombo Accessibility -> Increase Text Legibility. You’re welcome! +RT @NightValeRadio: Help control the pet population. Stop calling ants pets. They do not love you and it's inflating the numbers. +@coreplane @puellavulnerata heck, most Americans have only a vague idea of people in other parts of the country +@MarioVilas which I don’t think is a widely held view anymore, although “my marriage is a right, yours isn’t!” is. +@MarioVilas no, the other way around… if you say freedom is a right, then you can’t also say slavery can be moral. +@onekade @puellavulnerata at this point I’m pretty sure they meant as opposed to fiber taps; they request data at rest they didn’t snarf. +@puellavulnerata one of my private essays on ethics is a rant about the moral imperative of meeting those who are different... +@puellavulnerata (only men? Don't look at me...) +@puellavulnerata my grandmother (bless her) said "well you can't trust foreign men!" when a local murderer turned out to be Brazilian. +@puellavulnerata I feel like some older people I know have had so little contact with non-Americans they have no concept of them as people. +@akopa there's a time and a place for privilege, like privilege to use the part of the beach reserved for local taxpayers or w/e +Maybe my sympathies for The Foreigners(tm) is an internet generation thing: everyone I know is equally far away, and yet equally here. +@chriseng HA! Our klout scores are the same again! +@emptythevoid @Twirrim #closeenough +If you claim you deserve a certain right, but others (foreigners, gays, w/e) don't, then you actually claim you deserve a privilege. +If you claim you deserve a certain right, but others (foreigners, gays, w/e) don't, then you actually claim you deserve a privilege. +@JeffCurless @20committee hence all the talking I do. +@JeffCurless @20committee the world works the way that people let it. +@JeffCurless @20committee If I gave a damn how the "world works", I wouldn't be here, an openly bisexual atheist woman with a computer job. +@JeffCurless @20committee I don't care that someone's a "foreigner", I will afford them what I claim I deserve. Rights, respect, no dif. +@JeffCurless @20committee um well my point kind of was: why would geographic location determine whether I apply basic respect to someone? +@m1sp I will give you a present next time you log on chat... to apologize for the digimon thing. +@amanicdroid @chriseng twenty-two dollars for the velcro?!?! +@bigeasy janitors are disrespected gods of physical access, and "uppity" is a privileged word. +I'm picking on @chriseng because I'm fuming over something he said about tinfoil and haberdashery +@0xcharlie @chriseng I take offense to your implicit denial of my gender identity +@katzmandu but not enough to keep the darn kids and their animes and pokemons out ! +@tenfootfangs but you like The Animes +Not to say that ALL Boring Old People don't know how to computer... @0xcharlie and @chriseng for example ! +The fact of the matter is that comic-book-lovin' kids control the world's datacenters because not enough Boring Old People learned computing +And people like @20committee will find it hard to fill their hacker ranks if everyone who lacks a degree and likes comics is disqualified :) +@thegmanehack \o/ +I feel like some people are just mad a “kid” who dropped out and likes comic books made more money than they do. Computers: learn them. +RT @inversephase: @marshray @0xabad1dea oh no! what if they find out that nearly every government hired CS/math/etc student was into anime?… +RT @marshray: http://t.co/n8UCahnwXS "How can I be concerned about blanket electronic surveillance if the guy who leaked it was into anime … +RT @avestal: MS confirms Xbox One has console-level region locking; will not function outside 21 launch countries. http://t.co/6xkXLMthIp +@ChronicleSU @0xcharlie this is how you know you made it, Dr. Miller! +RT @EFF: As far as we know, our victory in the secret FISA court today marks the first time any party other than the US gov't has won in th… +RT @EFF: BREAKING: FISA court rejects Justice Dept's catch-22 secrecy argument, @EFF's case will proceed https://t.co/5Kk36J9hRj +@hypatiadotca didn’t you hear? Everyone with pink hair is actually the same girl. +RT @AlSweigart: Unlike online advertisers, gov. tracking can end with literally being imprisoned, tortured, and executed. THAT is why we ar… +This guy continues to make me very sad https://t.co/FgpC06LnFt +@20committee because being born wrapped in red, white, and blue doesn’t actually make you special? +RT @csoghoian: Alexander's unwillingness to reveal whether the NSA is collecting non-telephony metadata (such as email contacts) should be … +RT @gigideegee: in everything you do on the internet, please remember that at the end of the day you are dealing with real human beings +@0xcharlie I’m four percent of your followers ?! +@Fe3Mike now I'm upset I didn't think of that +@alethenorio oh definitely not. Windows, Linux, OSX and Google Drive +@alethenorio implementation dependent! +This was necessary http://t.co/SrHyRlVaGO +So @txs is leaving the company... we got him a present http://t.co/ZJ4nv6FhGj +And yes, the excess coworker variables have smashed the floor stack and are obstructing foot traffic... +Go to restaurant with coworkers. Fill table. Attempt to realloc the table twice as large. TableMalloc() returns null. Segfaaaauuuult +@alethenorio I meant the filesystem metadata +@aredridel @shu @thinkingfish ahahahaha +@thegrugq pff. My husband's forehead is more than subtly too large *right now*. +@PBTender I'm actually a Magical Girl http://t.co/2hQ6SBKoBP +My github comment signature is :sparkling_heart: it matches my avatar pretty well! 💖 +@Mordicant when you buy something in Google Music it kinda automatically gives free listens to your friends +@mtheoryx You just hurt Siri's feelings... +I often have nightmares of my phone dying. Dreamed of a sudden firestorm consuming my car, first thought, "my spare battery's in there!" +http://t.co/7VnhyQ5JYx my imagination or does that legal footer say 2011? Definitely on the bleeding edge of image sharing +@kehopper well, "issues created by you" actually means "bug reports submitted by you"... +@bobpoekert then their growth metrics don't include user retainment. +"Issues created by you" this interface text sounds so hostile out of context, doesn't it? +@bobpoekert and it took me time and made me angry. http://t.co/8I3PWnisv7 +Thank you @_Delts for reminding me that Twitter Mobile Web actually makes you do EXTRA taps to log in rather than sign up ?!?! +@bobpoekert except when I'm staring at tumblr going "............... there's no signin button" (it's a tiny text in the corner) +@skattyadz I can't tell you how many times I go to sign in on github and I instinctively click the green button next to the white one :( +#UIRage the signup button should be obvious. It shouldn't dramatically MORE obvious than the signin button. Ahem @tumblr / less so @github +@SamusAranX actually I suspect it also starts that ticker after first login +Twitter fixed all the bugs I complained about yesterday. Now I'll complain my Connect tab goes back one hour before jumping to 13 hours ago +@SamusAranX it shows that for some of them for me where I know that's wrong too... +RT @netmork: @0xabad1dea Account ineligible. At this time, we are only accepting advertisers tweeting in English (…). +@jonathanw probably because the adblocker unilaterally blocks domains with "ads" in the name, or something +(It appears that the timeline at the top of the dashboard doesn't start until the first time you log in, so it will be blank first time) +Did you know?: https://t.co/LD87egqkJo will show you the analytics dashboard for your account even if you haven't bought any ads. +@landley archaeology suggests this error is about as old as I am. Therefore it's his fault :) +@pborenstein yeah; I suspect it was an actual hand-maintained text file listing servers for their script to mirror ! +My father once reminisced to me that there as a time in the 90s when a three-letter agency could simply download the internet… +RT @hashbreaker: You think your RSA encryption is safe because the attacker doesn't have a quantum computer yet? Serious attackers _save_ y… +RT @trap0xf: http://t.co/SrIqGLqqF1 greatest subtitle +@Urraca @arstechnica by which I mean, when I open and it loads new posts, it jumps me to the top of the timeline +@Urraca @arstechnica it’s okay and works a lot better than it used to. I hate that it doesn’t seem to support remembering where I left off… +@ggreenwild @0x17h Dr. Russler, you should be ashamed of this behavior! +@alsmola @presidentbeef awesome… had to open an incognito window but I got in +@sintixerr I’m asking if you realize the article is from a parody news site, as your comment on it is ambiguous :p +@sintixerr you realize that’s a parody right :) +@jennifurret is that better or worse than waiting on the ethics committee ? +@NamTaf well yes, but The average American household has had more bandwidth than that since about 1982 +RT @arstechnica: Microsoft: No internet connection? You can still buy an Xbox 360! http://t.co/YIZWaWQaLS by @KyleOrl +@SimonZerafa @callmewuest that’s the joke… +@_losh I ain’t old enough! +RT @callmewuest: @0xabad1dea Careful--Use of non-latin characters carries with it a 51% certainty that you aren't a US person +After the military gets the hang of mixed upper and lower case, we will BLOW THEIR MINDS with ÜTF—8 +BREAKING STOP MILITARY DISCOVERS ASCII ENCODING STOP http://t.co/yu74CxEMZo +“As a loyal patriot, I support the NSA! *wink*” “Good thing winks are harmless emotional metadata.” +@Pebble @Iamkenpage my answer depends on whether that’s a parking lot or a road… +@lindamartin52 @ggreenwild because this is a fake account :( +@ErrataRob @puellavulnerata actually I assume everything you say is literal and you are the worst human being ever +RT @wimremes: OMG, someone is DOSsing the South China Morning Post website. Must be the US censors!! CYBERWAAARRRRR +Not every day you get to score someone’s home-rolled tiff parser. Pretty sure it’s better than the official one though… +“Public outrage has led to lawsuits but no results” Not even *I* am so idealistic as to think one can sue the govt and win in under a week. +@alethenorio seems probable that moving it between so many filesystems including the internet would lose the time stamp at some point +@ELLIOTTCABLE in all seriousness, sitting in a towel at home reading technical documentation +@ELLIOTTCABLE hello +RT @anildash: My marriage, like millions of others, is possible because interracial marriage was decriminalized 46 years ago today. Happy L… +Is it my imagination or have Barbie’s proportions gotten even worse? Look at that neck!! http://t.co/tReKaRaXXp +South China Post teaser for upcoming Snowden interview… http://t.co/jrwuQflZBe +@m1sp o.o +@pchengi :D +@rantyben @thegrugq @_wirepair anyway it’s sleep o’ clock +@xa329 all terrible, wicked things! +@rantyben @thegrugq @_wirepair what is wrong with you +@thegrugq @_wirepair only when you apply a Hatsune Miku theme to the widgets +@thegrugq @_wirepair anyway I did start this to support larger projects, so… I should write something cute huh +@thegrugq @_wirepair *copy* *paste paste paste* +@thegrugq @_wirepair no, but if you can find a security bug then you’re beating Dowd :D +@secolive yeah, I just expected the latency of downloading from across the continent to be a bigger factor +@_wirepair @thegrugq (that was a fun but silly attempt at embedding canaries in buffers) +@thegrugq @_wirepair I said right in the tweet that wasn’t my code +@_wirepair @thegrugq my code may not be USEFUL but it is PERFECT. https://t.co/0j3hNdFjv4 +@kivikakk do you follow that person because their name is Arlen +@thegrugq *my* C is perfect… I am the avatar of native code +@armcannon to be fair, it’s not exactly a skill needed outside of enumerating Final Fantasies +@thegrugq @chriseng @_wirepair me me I’m coming +The emphasis being, of course, on writing C that doesn’t blow up and segfault and overflow and ignore return values +I should write a book on C for people who know Python/Ruby/etc... call it Grimoire of the Old Magic or something. +The best part of Pokemon Crystal Vietnamese is where they apparently just used a thesaurus to find words like "diathesis" +@wickdlee69_man I'm just sad at the whole prism state of affairs. At least Google stood up to them today. +RT @norcross: well done Adult Swim http://t.co/OzU6SPZXqN +@xa329 yeah, and that’s… not a timeline to submit a request to Facebook for private data, get it back, and evaluate it… +@xa329 yeah I still don’t think that all goes through in fifteen minutes in the back room :p +@thegrugq @chriseng @_wirepair surely you wouldn’t be the first patron to ever demand bacon at a swanky hotel +@xa329 someone who speaks German confirmed that the original says they had the printout and surprised her with it +@xa329 I don’t think Immigration would keep someone sitting in their office for several days while they ran a fisa… +@thegrugq @_wirepair I’d totally do that. I’d understand it wasn’t good bacon, but I’d still do that. +@wickdlee69_man A lot of things ! Our government spies freely on the vast majority of human beings who are not citizens here with no concern +@thegrugq getting collectible rubber bracelets again? +RT @MarkKriegsman: All it takes is two flipped bits to ruin your whole gay. +Deleted original tweet because other German sites aren’t reporting it. Perhaps the girl exaggerated. For your ref: http://t.co/NHfT9ofcWl +@_wirepair got confirmation from a German it says what it sounds like it says, but that’s the only site reporting it, so… +@wickdlee69_man sigh +@mike_913 well, if they actually were going to show it to her, I assume they wouldn’t be like “here use our computer” +And I use “allegedly” strongly because I’m not convinced customs officials would have printed evidence for such a trivial case ?? +@ScaleItRon based on the rest of the code, I can assure you that wouldn’t work and, in fact, can overflow itself with intended inputs !! +RT @puellavulnerata: .@Salon Oh noez! There might be *homosexuals* in an all-male organization! Shocking! +RT @Salon: Pope confirms "gay lobby" at work at Vatican http://t.co/cRmfdo7zrm +@20committee yeah, who needs adult women with sexual choice?! They should live to not make their father feel awkward!!! +@akopa IMO Human, as I insist on addressing him, should have been a girl, like in the Animal Crossing movie. +@akopa I don’t. I’m pleased there’s another girl character, though not pleased at lack of established personality… +RT @JeffMcMahon: If toddlers have killed more people with guns this year than terrorists, obviously we need to declare war on toddlers. +@ELLIOTTCABLE “The transpiler accepts an existing JavaScript file, and transpiles it into SJS” My intuition would have gone the other way…? +@zygen bonus: it supports IP range globbing so there are conceptually valid inputs that exceed 19 characters. +If politicians in Germany call the NSA Stasi-like, are Americans now allowed to say so without being offensive? http://t.co/xXcxsfUPVc +RT @NTarakanov: http://t.co/OXYyW7Xw5D a length is multiplied by 4 when allocating the buffer but is multiplied by 8 when copying data into… +Why 20 bytes in particular? Why omit the two characters that would make that scanf not overflow? Why, coder I downloaded this from in 2007 +Found a C program I didn't write in my backups. Let's have a looksie... char ip[20]; fscanf(fp," %s",ip); Wow I had awful taste as a child +@matthew_d_green well we can't break compatibility with useless errors across multiple complete OS rewrites now can we?! +@matthew_d_green "File system errors" +I would be raging at OSX that my 65GB super slow transfer failed except it's because I accidentally yanked the power cable somehow. +@zygen also I think DM's are working for me now +@zygen thumbs up! +Excellent error explaining that the copy from X to Y failed because server Z disconnected. Bravo, OSX! http://t.co/dhz1qSXyvs +@zygen refreshing and trying, hang on... +@amanicdroid even better, I found it on a page that said "Please point your browser to <working hyperlink> to see..." +"Please point your browser to..." remember when people said that? +@zygen my bad weather hasn't cleared up yet :p +@0x17h y u so protected +I'm drowning my surveillance sorrows in a rewatch of the most important Let's Play of all time http://t.co/l8aZrOLC3J +How evil is it to tickle a sleeping husband and whisper "SPIDERS" +@themarkcaudill first, this rearranges my windows, second, it's paginated +Wait. Does youtube really provide a complete list of every video you've ever watched but *no way to search that list*? +Apparently I have the wavs and midis to SimCity 2000 in my oldest backup folder for no particular reason, then. +What game from the 90s had a helicopter pilot ("mayday!" "I'm hit!") and a woman who said "reticulating splines"? I have these wavs... +@uppfinnarn who's checked in from every major city on earth within a span of hours +I have a feeling that this NES rom dump with a file creation date is 1983 is stretching the definition a bit +@Kufat though I don't have any HARD DRIVES I've been using since 1997. +@Kufat It's from a game I had installed in the 90s, though I can't remember what game. +@invalidname Apple naively didn't anticipate it being used as a tracker. +@uppfinnarn yeah it returns a constant now in iOS7 +@Kufat 503.wav Created August 10, 1994 8:00 PM +Can't wait for all the iOS apps which snarf your MAC to have really interesting errors on iOS7 +@thegrugq actually it was the Governor's School of Math and Science, which was hosted by my university +When I worked at a summer boarding school I sneaked a scan of Harry Potter 7 to the kids. They had no other means, poor angels. +@theLoneFuturist @_yossi_ depends. Are we talking 64MB per movie or for all eight? :p +@_yossi_ Was working in a school at the time. Copied it to USB and snuck it to the kids. +@_yossi_ yeah I had that too. I felt no guilt because I had already paid for the preorder. +@zeroday no, I don't remember tape drives. I have literally never seen one in my life. +.@_yossi_ I mean PDFs of the Harry Potter books (If I could compress the movies to 64MB I'd be rrrrrrrrich) +Found a 64MB zip I made when I was a teenager of my Most Important Files... mostly bootleg Harry Potter... and some anime wallpapers. +@Aranjedeath it's basically a trail of every picture that ever made me smile, even if I can't quite remember the reason. +I remember downloading it over dialup onto a Gateway laptop running Windows 2000 Professional. +I have a GIF that, through 10+ computers, and being downloaded from Google Drive just now, still has the original metadata: January 31, 2003 +I read that automatic updates on iOS will "allow developers to iterate faster." I was under the impression the bottleneck there was Apple. +.@reed @wookiee "iOS 7 fixes" "definitely not got caught out using MAC address fixes" +@eevee I still say his name is Human. +@vogon do you favorite everyone this much or am I your… 😎 favorite +@vogon my phone just buzzed. That was you favoriting a tweet. I don’t even need to look +@vogon How un℈lous +@vogon how did you even find the unicode for that squiggle +RT @wookiee: Get ready for an unusually high number of app updates with nothing but "bugfixes" in the description. +RT @mike_br: accurate portrayal of e3 http://t.co/ffDiC0J0yA +I got a pet! I hope I'm ready for this responsibility http://t.co/TMLQpBG4wB +@thegrugq you’re racist against loyalists then +@pa28 yeah but the cloud is in Mountain View! +Consensus is that the streams to and from the router are colliding, but I’m not entirely ruling out AFP just being terrible +@Kufat the only Ethernet cable I have is about a foot long +@mtheoryx literally the only wire attached to that computer is the power, so I guess my house has Ethernet over Power? +How can copying 65GB between two computers on the same wifi be slower than one of them copying 65GB from the cloud?! +@ErrataRob (this is what we need those darn @chriseng constitutional scholars for) +@ErrataRob Apparently he is nominated by President, which is a yes, but it’s also a military position and I’m unclear if that’s a civil role +@JZdziarski @KimZetter I am personally convinced that Google GENUINELY does not want to be handing over as much data as it’s being told to. +The FISA queries Google isn’t allowed to disclose are manually processed and handed over the old-fashioned way. http://t.co/8MvwV6H7ff +@mtheoryx I’m pretty sure we all agreed it really is Sea Lion +@mtheoryx I’m pretty sure we all agreed it really is Sea Lion +@parityzero hmm well, the only Windows machine I could do that on isn’t particularly powerful. +@zygen I like the implication that Twitter is a weather system ;) +@mtheoryx true, but it’s not like it updates once a major OS revision… right? >.> +Is Director of National Intelligence an impeachable position? +@bNull @quine @youbetyourballs I admit I’m a touch jealous +@zygen these issues are Web, Chrome, OSX. API client seems to be working as intended for me +@tangenteroja you already did! +@wimremes well that’s not the prelude to any massive act of government violence ever +RT @wimremes: holy fuck, Greece has pulled the plug on their national broadcaster. what in the hizzy? +RT @a_greenberg: Clapper must be sweating as he reads this: http://t.co/5dA4q2m1hc +8975 (Safari) vs 15786 (Chrome): is Octane this rigged or is Safari this far behind? Minding Safari is 64-bit and Chrome not so much! +@zygen now who do I whine at that I can't get this photo to post AND the blue dot of new DMs won't go away :p +@zygen the best thing you could tell me is it's related to my name +@elyseboyajian @0x17h I can’t tell if she’s serious anymore actually +RT @mattblaze: No comment MT @NSACareers: Test your Crypt skills with #NSA’s #CryptoChallenge game app. Download it now on iTunes or the Go… +@0x17h @elyseboyajian meanwhile some of us actually care about the real Snowden and the *actual files disclosed* +@0x17h @EJosephSnowden @elyseboyajian I see she “punished” you too with her “retweeting a fake account” strategy +RT @0x17h: sexual jokes about 12 year olds. stay classy, fake @EJosephSnowden @elyseboyajian +@sophwilkinson @nnimrodd apparently the matter weighed so heavily on his conscience that how could he not? +@kherge the first one was Dutch, actually. Curiously, both were otherwise the same demographic: blonde, mature women +@Jonimus I cheat, and rake in karma on multiple sites simultaneously +@maxtch well I’ve seen the official screenshots. But I am waiting for the iPad beta +Go get them @ACLU +RT @arstechnica: ACLU sues four top Obama administration officials over Verizon metadata sharing http://t.co/lyUASJpKSs by @cfarivar +I'm pretty sure the FBI could save some money by replacing their spokesperson with a recording that says "per policy we do not comment" +@ebcube to talk and talk and say nothing but hot air +Is it my imagination or has the word “bloviate” been seeing a lot of use the past few days +I don’t wish to force anyone to listen to me ramble about ethics and philosophy! However the opt-in to opt-out ratio has been great so far. +@canweriotnow in this case, the lovely individual doesn’t even say I’m wrong. She just doesn’t want to hear me talk I guess? And that’s fine +Why do people complain I engaged them then continue to @ me after I show them where the block button is? +@elyseboyajian @EJosephSnowden I’m confused why you think RT’ing a fake account from yours is some sort of blow to me +@unclemeow @EJosephSnowden but a fake “truth teller” is a rather dangerous thing to hearken to and take seriously. +@elyseboyajian @EJosephSnowden hooray I’m a whacko! The WHOLE POINT of praising the real Snowden was telling the truth! +@unclemeow @EJosephSnowden I’m not *questioning* it. Check with @ggreenwald his media contact. +@elyseboyajian @EJosephSnowden the onus is on you to block me, ma’am. That’s why the button is provided. +@elyseboyajian @EJosephSnowden because people are falling for it and lies can be dangerous ? +I asked two people if they realized they were praising a fake Snowden account… one cussed me out and the other asked why that mattered +@0xcharlie @chriseng well in that case what are you complaining about? :) +@elyseboyajian @EJosephSnowden so you’re deliberately feeding someone’s poor sense of humor by sucking up to a fake account? +RT @marshray: RT @dangoodin001 Guardian reporter delayed e-mailing NSA source because crypto is a pain http://t.co/bLw7UyEkIV < We need to … +Yeah so apparently that Turkey thing is still going on +RT @CNN: Chaos overtakes Istanbul protests - tear gas, water cannons, fireworks: http://t.co/07acaiGTvJ Details live on @CNN TV. +@sakjur because my IT department won’t give me a Mac at all (I actually BYOD Air), never mind 27”! +My mom needs a Mac for testing things before she deploys them to the Macs her IT dept manages... so of course they got her a 27" iMac! :'( +@alsmola @presidentbeef hey it worked ! (getting twitter’s attention by complaining about twitter on twitter) +Hey twitter, I think I found another broken in 2-factor as https://t.co/D6oyUpc7Zb goes 404 after I auth ?? +@bdconf @ELLIOTTCABLE so not fair +@ELLIOTTCABLE @bdconf … wrong image +@bdconf @ELLIOTTCABLE it’s not a lack of data I have but a lack of a website to say so! +@bdconf @ELLIOTTCABLE I get a 404 when I log in. Possibly more two-factor breakage. +@hyperpape @silentbicycle though demanding that they lie is not out of the question +@osxreverser lol are you confessing to a few million felonies? +@osxreverser they sharply rate limit hits on large files. I hit it in literally seconds linking that 100MB gif +@synfinatic they already publish the transparency report. Calling out the govt increases overall trust I think… +@ErrataRob good thing I’m using neither a browser nor OSX ! +@ErrataRob that tweet is displaying right-aligned like Arabic unicode +@ErrataRob how did you right to left the twitters +@jerrigirl @pusscat you say the first two as if you find them as contradictory as the second two? +@matthew_d_green grab the phone book for your favorite country and start transcribing ! +I’m anticipating the secret that Google has been forced to sit on is FISA orders against something absurdly broad like an entire country +@DrPizza I saw on Authoritative Twitter that DRM will be a publisher matter +@chriseng and it wasn’t just you, a lot of people have said more strongly worded things against laypeople +@vierito5 and shouldn’t the ones making the call whether they care be the people actually affected, not some govt pencil pusher ? +@vierito5 in the most extreme case, that fisa orders have covered literally EVERY foreign account, that’s not of interest to users? +@chriseng and my point of view is that it’s so basic that any literate person is qualified to comment with gravity. +@vierito5 it’s not the number of requests, it’s the number of unique accounts covered by requests. Hint: it’s secretly A LOT +Lighthearted intermission: http://t.co/y3RN72gsbk +This is —HUGE—. Google calls out govt on forcing it to lie by omission on transparency reports. http://t.co/L2VgX5gu2k +@mattblaze twitter-stalking him has proven oddly insightful into the mind of someone born and raised in the NSA… +@mattblaze guy who said that is both right and a bit of a tool on twitter who can’t get over the fact he didn’t graduate high school +@amanicdroid @ggreenwild @EJosephSnowden that was explicitly who prompted me to make the remark, actually. +Okay, technically they’re making demands of the Attorney General. Like Vice Presidents, I’m not sure what Attorney Generals do on a dull day +@ioerror ding ding ding!!! http://t.co/L2VgX5gu2k +IMPORTANT: Google makes demands of the NSA to be allowed to tell the truth http://t.co/L2VgX5gu2k +How modern metadata analysis could have been used to stop the American Revolution from getting off the ground http://t.co/GKKV1VLsD3 +@0x6D6172696F where can I get my unicode domain? +@ggreenwild @EJosephSnowden oh COME ON. #fake +@jennifurret ffs. Can’t they at least keep the misogyny out of my favorite childhood memory. Crystal was 1st game I played as a girl avatar! +@pokemon_ebooks except, gods forbid, INDOORS. +@small_data @thegrugq private school, sorry :p +I’m not saying there’s no debate on the meaning of those words, I’m saying the bar to participate in that debate is not “scholar”. +The Bill of Rights is under 500 words. You don’t need to be a Constitutional scholar to have a meaningful opinion on interpretation. +RT @BriannaCahn: Oh wow.... http://t.co/f439Bh7EUV +@timzania argument is fine! I hate being told I can’t argue because I didn’t get a degree in Constitutional Ritual Theology or something +@adpaolucci @0x17h @lumeet @scumbagjames lol that probably does matter a lot actually +@chriseng @djrbliss whence the presumption one needs a special degree to understand a few hundred words of plain English? +Okay, you know what bugs me? “You’re not a Constitutional scholar therefore you can’t criticize.” It’s not THAT hard to read and comprehend. +@scumbagjames @0x17h @lumeet either that you know a lot of white males, or that the patriarchy is working as it always has re self-hate :) +@scumbagjames @0x17h @lumeet and if Occupy victim stats lean white (I think they do), that’s because the protest leans white, because etc. +@scumbagjames @0x17h @lumeet statistics always have shown that you’re LESS safe from cops if you’re not white +@scumbagjames @0x17h @lumeet or that certain faces of occupy say things like this https://t.co/qCDHAbG8BP +@scumbagjames @0x17h @lumeet or that white males feel safer than other demographics in turning out to protests +@scumbagjames @0x17h @lumeet that more white males hit the bottom than ever and they still had the fresh energy to be surprised ;( +@thegrugq he was astounded that little miss goodie two shoes would take issue with him +@thegrugq I walked out of a chemistry class in high school when the teacher went on a rant about worthless welfare recipients +@spacerog I actually never had any, I guess it was out of vogue by the time I was old enough to eat solid food ;) +@scumbagjames @0x17h @lumeet it’s not “offensive” it’s “indicative” :) I support the principles of Occupy in general +I think my biggest social responsibility is to remember I grew up on welfare, and to remember the reasons each family was there. +@scumbagjames @0x17h @lumeet though, for the theoretical average white straight male, economic position is the key distinguishing factor. +@scumbagjames @0x17h @lumeet I’m white, not male, not straight, formerly poor but no longer. All of these affect me, not just class. +@scumbagjames @0x17h @lumeet so it’s not possible for problems to exist on more than one dimension? :p +@scumbagjames @0x17h … I was just struck that you seemed to think privilege was a conscious effort. It isn’t, but fixing it is. +@scumbagjames @0x17h oops, I don’t remember saying that… +@sergeybratus I’m just wondering at a stat that said there were four thousand new radicals in Germany last year, totaling over 40,000 +@decktonic @TristEndo gods I *want* them to play it safe and stop messing it up +Where do numbers of “radical Islamists” in predominantly non-Muslim countries come from? Is there a form to declare radical intent? +@thegrugq or too much faux metal shading +RT @thegrugq: Jesus fuck, can the US military please hire some fucking real designers? “You can never have too many eagles or flags!” +RT @thegrugq: “@Walshman23: @thegrugq http://t.co/J7wABPpXGl”< awesome! next question, do they take BTC? +@puellavulnerata I associate you with hating air shows! Colored exhaust for bonus points +“Salary discrepancies? How can we trust Snowden on anything!” Well the govt agreeing the docs are real is a good start, I think. +RT @20committee: "In God We Trust - All Others We Monitor" - NSA in-joke. Used to be available on T-shirts (yes, I have one). Probably out … +RT @AlexOlesker: The Russian Duma passed two laws today, one making it illegal to "offend religious feelings" and the other outlawing "gay … +@joshuafoust @20committee I’m amused we’re worried about his salary and not the Verizon Order the govt agrees is completely real +@marshray @yosp it seems they paid more attention to Microsoft’s negative feedback than Microsoft did +RT @ashk4n: New privacy feature in iOS 7: Apps can no longer track using MAC address (ht @anuaimi @jonathanmayer) http://t.co/90FkTiVmcv +RT @yosp: And yes, PS4 is region free :D +@thegrugq @lcamtuf and use the voiceless water sample as the baseline for the noise removal. +@thegrugq @lcamtuf test what results you can get in Audacity with its built in noise remover. Let water run, then talk over the water +@miketheitguy @ioerror he seems to have a critical shortage of imaginative power +With apologies to the environment: iMac, y u go to sleep while syncing with cloud overnight?l bad iMac! Desktops do not sleep. +@miketheitguy @ioerror I personally consider the legality of something a poor metric for whether or not to be upset :) +Sensenbrenner seems genuinely surprised that his Act was abused in exactly the ways the privacy community said it would be! /cc @ioerror +I wish Sensenbrenner had asked my opinion on the Patriot Act and whether it could be abused — the fact that I was thirteen notwithstanding +RT @ioerror: Sensenbrenner: Congress was not briefed, and did not authorize broad metadata collection: http://t.co/VYP3Ojalkc +@puellavulnerata this tweet reminded me of you ;) https://t.co/opyJ24jle6 +I don’t care what y’all say, the main character of Animal Crossing is named Human. +@WhiteMageSlave … Human? They added HUMAN? (That is definitely that character’s name) +My inner asthmatic is looking forward to the doubtlessly healthy future of the person smoking outside my window and depriving me of breath +@WhiteMageSlave I saw something on twitter about megaman? +RT @msuiche: If you have also been offended by NSA Slides, here is for you: http://t.co/UdKQh0Uvsm +RT @m0nk_dot: 1 ノ( ゜-゜ノ) (╯°□°)╯︵ 0 Flipping bits +@DrPizza calling it turbo makes me twitchy +@CipherLaw @thegrugq well, if it meets MY definition of secure, then sure! Sadly, I’m the demanding type +@ra6bit the officials have the same question, but I’m pretty sure it has something to do with a hash-mark :) +Does iOS 7 fix the bug where it stubbornly refuses to admit “its” is a word distinct from “it’s”? +@TheEijk there’s no shortage of those! But I’m only legally Dutch :p And in my country that doesn’t count! AMERICA! +@TheEijk namely that I have a Dutch birth certificate :) +@homakov but remember that time you asked which spelling of your name to stick with? +@TheEijk ik heb geheimen! +@homakov what! I told them not to trust you, you steal rubies… +@kylemaxwell @mikko yes we all do, but that doesn’t address the American mindset! +@annebruijne @runasand @EJosephSnowden do you always flip out at people who check in to make sure you know you’re being lied to? +PRISM in the Netherlands: “direct access to the data on a silver platter” http://t.co/4UQ9jDV20U (how reliable is this news site, .nl’ers?) +RT @mikko: What if Google and Facebook were headquartered in, say, France? How would americans feel about French intelligence tapping into … +@scumbagjames @0x17h nobody opts in to being more often given the benefit of the doubt, or opposite, based on race gender etc! +RT @checker: Every once in a while I wonder why we get the same boring games served up over and over again, but I'm soon reminded: http://t… +@Asher_Wolf @0x17h this drives me nuts. I called out a former NSA’er on this and his reply was “he’s too immature to do his job” +RT @Asher_Wolf: Infantilisation and disregard of a generation. +RT @Asher_Wolf: When newspaper describe hackers and whistleblowers as kids, the vast percentage of ppl they are mentioning are over 25. +@thegrugq the fake Snowden account is pimping your code! Fess up :p +@elyseboyajian @EJosephSnowden fake account! Someone is trying to enjoy his glory by proxy +@EJosephSnowden @annebruijne fake account +RT @ggreenwald: Fake account ----> @EJosephSnowden +@saumroze No, not by any stretch of the imagination, I am, however, acclimated to using an actual mouse. +@angealbertini @corkami I missed this earlier — you do the silliest things :p +@troubledskies by the hour +@troubledskies the bill, however, is about the same… +“A process can even send a signal to itself” — processes have weird fetishes! +@0x17h with a notch in its ear! +@Sektor9 maybe, but that’s not the public +@sneakin no, it was considerably less than a decade ago :) +I am such a spoiled child, upset that my 65GB cloud sync hasn’t finished yet. Wasn’t too long ago I was on dialup… +@Packetknife hey now, some of my best friends are Australian! It’s not their fault. +@uberscientist just ask Nearly Headless Nick, one can be mildly beheaded. So too… +I think I mildly electrocuted my foot with one of these deteriorated Apple wires. +@killerswan that would be a heck of a loud bunny! It was in the marsh and I in my room. +@eevee #NotDestinedForProgrammingGreatness +@mdowd your haircut is very win32. But what’s a Metro haircut? +@mdowd nice quote btw http://t.co/PLH5SDN2NA +@mdowd @savagejen well you can’t mean OSX, and you can’t mean Cygwin… +RT @Joi: Was taking pics with iPhone while waiting for ride at the curb at Logan Airport and cab driver threatened to call Homeland Securit… +@mikkosniemela *cough* @BlogsofWar *cough* +Twitters and blogs are public, but flooding an innocent bystander with negative attention for your own amusement is malicious behavior. +@20committee @EddyElfenbein good to know! So you *are*, in fact, trying to ironically portray negative stereotypes of the Government Man? +So certain accounts are taking delight in a dramatic reading of Snowden’s girlfriend’s social media, as if this has something to do with her +@20committee @EddyElfenbein one of us needs our sarcasm detector adjusted. It might be you. +@BlogsofWar you voyeuristic creep. +@lsjourneys I’m so sorry. +@_am3thyst I just want to know if they’re random or they cycle through some small list +@20committee @EddyElfenbein You make me feel more at ease with every tweet. +Has anyone ever done a study of fortune cookie lucky numbers to see if there’s a pattern? +@20committee @EddyElfenbein see, this is why people think the NSA is creepy! What does she have to do with it? +@thegrugq @chriseng @rantyben I’m telling @SteveD3 +@thegrugq @chriseng @rantyben pff, who would give me a clearance? +Per @gdead , YouTube recordings of foxes sound close to whatever I heard +@RSWestmoreland I don’t think it’s in any distress, I think it just has an incredibly creepy voice. +@WarOnPrivacy suburban swamp. +@puellavulnerata @savagejen Eve is like this too. NPCs hire players to personally deliver documents because transmission is unsafe. +There’s an animal outside that sounds like a shrieking toddler and I don’t know what it is. No, not a shrieking toddler. +RT @KayinNasaki: best random Metal Gear boss idea from someone: Boss that yells "X-Box Off!" during the fight. "Snake, to win you have to l… +@vogon yeah I don’t know how you can mess up “like the 360 but more so” would’ve bought it in a heartbeat +@mike_acton something something Sony something something all is forgiven something something “Microsoft: Knights of the TOLD Republic” +@vogon I also get the feeling there’s trouble at home :p +RT @nico_prime: Rasterization and raytracing are two points on a fluid rendering spectrum. Algorithms between them exist. I call those "re… +I get the impression from Twitter that Sony’s presentation went a little better than Microsoft’s or something +RT @matthew_d_green: What the hell is with these DoD diagrams? Who makes them? They don't make any sense. http://t.co/R1b6wWNiwE +@EddyElfenbein @20committee do either of you think obsessing over this man’s girlfriend is of any non-voyeuristic use whatsoever? +@kherge I know. It’s just that the effort is so pointless. +@kherge I know. It’s just that the effort is so pointless. +@jamie_gaskins @plussone yeah, it’s just, what’s the point in treating public leaks as if they’re properly classified? Horse, barn, etc. +RT @JackLScanlan: Has science gone too far? Has it missed its stop? Will it have to take a taxi home from the end of the line? +@ShadowTodd it’s definitely aimed at younger children. It has an A+ ranking among eleven-year-olds everywhere. +@rantyben @chriseng but then again that never stopped the government did it +@rantyben @chriseng it instantly becomes a moot point to waste paperwork on +@chriseng @rantyben I’m just saying it’s nonsensical to classify looking at already-public material as a classified oopsie. +I love the government’s logic in “oh, classified materials leaked! Cover our employees’ ears while free citizens discuss them.” +RT @plussone: US soldiers ordered not to view or download NSA leak info on Guardian website. Memo: http://t.co/3Roe1YwkGv +@natashenka digimon? +@thegrugq all my computers are kawaii, they all gaze at me with big sparkly eyes +@1BlackICE1 as if I'm so talented! Got it off a random wallpaper site... here is a copy http://t.co/nRNeuLSdWh +@ereslibre lol sorry I'm half asleep +@ereslibre ... .... ....................... what? +There we go, nice and cozy. http://t.co/hRHgq4GLpR +RT @JessicaValenti: FINALLY: Obama administration will no longer block over-the-counter status of Plan B to women & girls of all ages http:… +@chriseng who are they overselling to? >.> +@JamesTCave pretty accurate… +@kyhwana @SIGKILL yeah so neither do I, since I do not live on a pacific island ;) +Google Drive: “You know what she REALLY wants to sync first? A few gigabytes of 1980s magazine scans” +@m1sp I can’t find any Flareon wallpapers of at least 1920 wide that I like :( +@m1sp_ebooks @m1sp aye. +# 344240787057414144 +This computer’s hostname is flareon *pat pat* +@DrPizza Dwarf Fortress in particular benefits from putting all the weight behind single-threaded performance +@DrPizza I actually don’t own a single processor with as much clock speed — the one I got today is 2.7ghz vs. 2.8 +It’s 2013 and I still don’t own a computer that gets more Dwarf Fortress operations per second than the Pentium 4 my mom bought me in 2004 +@demon117 eight should be enough for me into the foreseeable future :) +@demon117 21” no frills +And yes I’ve been using a generic USB mouse with actual right click button like the gods intended since I got my first iMac +@0x17h OSX can right click, if you plug in a godsdam generic USB mouse +I’m being told there’s a *software setting* I need to go change to get *right click* on a *mouse* +@tpw_rules it’s mouse-shaped and you can scroll by stroking its back but I couldn’t figure out how to right click +@dildog yeah so apparently in general they’ll just hang up on you +This stupid iMac mouse can’t right click. I have no use for it and I can’t give it to my mother-in-law because she knows how to right click! +@Kim_Bruning @chriseng (psst don’t make me look bad in front of my boss) +@Kim_Bruning @chriseng I don’t think he underestimates it I think we just have an ideological disagreement +“Hey do you want to set time zone by location?” NO OSX I DO NOT WANT TO TURN ON LOCATION +“Do you want to set up location services?” “No” “You sure? You need it for Find My Mac” “I’m sure” “Okay. Hey wanna set up Find My Mac?” +@chriseng look, that article you posted acted like there’s simply no way to compute over a dataset of all call metadata +@chriseng and that’s different from, say, the NSA how…? +I guess blocking is finally coming to iMessage so I’ll be able to share that with the public ! +If you ever typed something in to Google and it worked, you have to realize there is no such thing as too much data to process. +@chunter16 @eevee compared to how often any online user database at all is stolen +“I don’t know jack about data processing therefore metadata is harmless” http://t.co/87T1fp71vi +@ghostie_ yes that's a devil horn headpiece +@etzolin when I make up my mind, I make up my mind! +Welcome new baby! Old baby is going to a good home with my mother-in-law http://t.co/SjERp8aHoh +@Kufat actually the photo I posted apparently didn't post +@kufat inb4 judging it was three years old +I will not buy anything in Best Buy I will not buy anything in Best Buy I will not hey the thing I want is on sale Oops +@invalidname nope +@_paperino I never resell I give them away +Been thinking of getting new iMac and giving old one to family. How sorry will I be if I get one on sale instead of wait for haswell? +@innerproduct the iOS 7 video goes British American British +@janiczek just get a third party cable… cheaper AND sturdier +@mattblaze because ad hominem ! +I find a switch between a British and American speaker in a video very jarring +@Nial Amazon makes lightning cables now. Much sturdier. +@Nial nothing in particular. My lightning one started to show signs in under a month with me being consciously careful. +“We can make the best everything on earth, except for our $20 cables that are inferior to $2 ones” +Apple forgot to announce cables with insulation that doesn’t deteriorate within weeks http://t.co/oQogoEN7Rx +@secondlooklinux thank you but I meant the injection vector (though detecting it after compromise is obviously important) +@locks @ejacqui so it is! :( +@fiveinchpixie @travisgoodspeed @Jolly @sergeybratus and I take no responsibility for photoshopping it! This crazy foreigner made me do it. +@jenniferbn2 “that” == Apple keynote +Well apparently the iPad beta isn’t even in beta yet! Hmph. +So I can put iOS 7 on my iPad with the corporate developer account, right ? After the download server recovers from heart attack, of course +@lil_lost OSX updates tend to stretch a lot further. +@Anon_Central the hell? You’re not qualified to be an anon spokesperson if you’re going to be blatantly sexist +@thegrugq certainly not until after lunch Mavericks time… +@carl_vinas good grief man stop encouraging them to make an iPad every six months ! +Well that’s over. Back to the part where the NSA lied to the public by playing “cute” word games +@cji @jack_daniel I couldn’t watch the stream but Ars said it’s iPad 4 and Mini. +@quine it just deactivated, it’s safe +@Megan @grp and now she has an optional man-voice! +@snare actually… it is. I can tell them apart without needing to hear the words… +.@Sonikku_a I mean to be a *source* of public location-based app usage data +“Find the most popular apps based on LOCATION” where do I opt the heck out +@invalidname well the iPad mini is, to my understanding, an iPad 2, and that’s supported +@janardanyri I had one, it was actually fine IME. I got a 4th and gave the 3rd to a family member +@runasand what the heck kind of venue checks citizen status?! +Wait, did they just say it’s supported on 4th gen iPad but not 3rd even though they’re basically identical and six months apart? +@thegrugq http://t.co/gkYHtfuaGY I roll ascii-style +Oh gods. I had already managed to forget the word “mavericks” and there they go bringing it up again +@segfault314 no it does not! It’s my one major criticism of Apple’s security model vs. others. +They’re adding a flashlight ! Because it turns out all freeware flashlight apps are address book siphons +Is it my imagination or do these iOS7 screenshots actually look like what Android ought to be +@hirojin buy a Pixel and reformat it. Pricey, yes, but it exists! +@eevee I remember when I was 12 and getting the E3 issue of Nintendo Power was The Biggest Deal +@0x17h @dong1225 actually the Air plays medium-graphics steam games just fine +@tapbot_paul here’s hoping for a hell of a one more thing +“The new Mac Pro has a handle on top” so it’s a thermos?! +@txs dude, don’t release during WWDC keynote!! +Haswell sounds great but I wanted a better screen, so I guess this 2012 Air is subject to the hell of my backpack for another year +Augh, Apple, you forgot to say the new Airs have retina!!! Right??? +@tapbot_paul programming books, yes… +iBooks for Mac: “remind me why we didn’t launch this way again?” +@chriseng mine is both of these things AND Xbox coverage so nyah +Oh oh did they call Firefox's performance on OSX "kinda sad"? Preach the truth !! (But I use Chrome, not Safari, so uh, yeah) +.@Kim_Bruning yeah but like... who scatters all the related files for a project across the disk but takes the time to tag them? +But leading-edge science indicates that's a stupid name for an OS and I refuse to call it that +Tagging? I thought that was called folders… +Finder gets tabs! It’s like 2003 finally got through on a busy line +@captcarl13 it’s a joke I’m pretty sure :p +“We do not want to be the first software in history to be delayed due to a dwindling supply of cats” +"over half a decade" - also known in some circles as "five years" +@RyanHugh I *hate* cookies +#uirage Same Exchange calendar. Two different devices. One shows more meetings than the other. +I’m unashamed to say I’m twitter-stalking the NSA guy and talking about him behind his back. Because — well, you can figure it out +Holy rays of sunshine, he REALLY DID say he was playing word games that were “too cute by half” http://t.co/W9thNX4bSq Fuuuuuuuuck yooouuuu +Rival, yes, ideologically opposed, yes, we’d love to rearrange their political furniture, yes, but China is not an ENEMY of this country +That NSA guy I’m twitter-stalking keeps calling China the enemy. I didn’t realize we were at war with a country our economy depends on +@JeffGroves hey now, I am just as casual about hygiene as other geeks! +Is it my imagination or is the only apparent woman in this picture the one holding the camera? https://t.co/KkuqTOiIFr #wwdc +@captcarl13 ah well, never used two displays on OSX actually +The liberty/safety exchange rate http://t.co/Wit1ooKOTB +@captcarl13 useless if you have a mouse. Good if you have a swipey thing. +.@_nothingtohide <— No explanation needed. Mostly children. +@djon3s @savagejen it’s not in violation if they don’t distribute the program, which I somehow doubt they do… +@akopa I lack the time +@Jomann yeh +@travisgoodspeed @sergeybratus it is a fine work of art, but it would clash with the decor… +@fiveinchpixie @travisgoodspeed @Jolly @sergeybratus y’all jokers PRINTED it?!?! +What iOS users really want to see in an update: more Wacky Photo Effects! http://t.co/s78lmZR4AB +@mansaxel @pajp I assume that no matter where I host, some country will tap it, but some I worry a lot less about +@0x17h huh… I thought they were called tabbies as opposed to toms. +@0x17h where did this spelling come from +@comex @SebastienPage not real icons. Based on description. Yawn ~ +@WhiteMageSlave you live in a tent? No wonder you paid it off so fast… +#xkcd I’m anticipating a wave of people downloading Dwarf Fortress, running it without reading anything, and being confused… +Now the journalists are arguing over who the whistleblower liked better… gj +@Packetknife it’s not finished yet, but I have a great deal done +@Packetknife you’ll read my fantasy novel right? :< +@Packetknife I haven’t read it, but my impression is that the plot is more mundane but the characters more vibrant. +@RndPrecision @RandomStep nice hipster backpack, @wookiee … +Am I a bad person if I’m hoping Apple will release something awesome tomorrow just so I have something to say besides anger +@HollanderCooper @jesster_king presumably if someone was going to shop it, it’d be funny rather than just “huh?” :p +@focalintent remind me to teach the engine that the system’s line separator is not a sensitive configuration property… +@ErrataRob @puellavulnerata @sergeybratus @Packetknife she worked under Thicknesse, but there’s no evidence she was a Death Eater! +@ErrataRob @puellavulnerata @sergeybratus @Packetknife half the problem was Umbridge, who never worked for Voldemort +@puellavulnerata @sergeybratus @ErrataRob @Packetknife Harry goes from naively trusting the gov to outright armed resistance, you’d like! +@sergeybratus @ErrataRob @Packetknife they appear to solve the problem simply by employing the majority of Britain’s magical population! +@washiiko fifty functions that each do very little that call each other in a chain +I should host a class for Java developers on how to write code that nests less than fifty calls deep for fun and sanity +@zenalbatross hey now, Feinstein’s no man. +@ErrataRob @Packetknife or because he’s human, there’s nothing worse than a story with a faultless hero. That’s a religion! +@ErrataRob @Packetknife I can never tell when you’re serious +@_larry0 the college student in me says nooo leave it +@_larry0 🚓🚨🚓🚨 this is the pirate police! Come out with your hooks up! +@_larry0 … is that the entire PDF ? +@dipidoo hmm… I forgot about that button, as its functionality isn’t obvious! +@dipidoo can’t, opening keyboard collapses the dropdown and opening the dropdown collapses the keyboard! Yay! +I guess having a single dropdown with every single customer in it seemed more reasonable before we were so successful :p +Windows touchscreen + Chrome + trying to scroll to the ‘V’ section of a very large drop down list == #uirage hell +@jesster_king it is on a proper wall charger and this is a problem many people have had with this tablet in particular +@jesster_king was being literal based on past experiences; tried just now after > half an hour, doesn't work +I love how if you let the Nexus 7’s battery die, it takes hours to get above 0% charge during which time you can’t use it +@abby_ebooks timely, my dear +# 343879026399645697 +@ErrataRob @chriseng I don’t think they sit around planning super villain luncheons. But I don’t think anyone can be trusted w/ so much +@JackLScanlan … +@theROPfather and they stuck me in remedial English because I didn’t have Spanish or French on my transcript. +@theROPfather I went to a wealthy middle school that had a Latin program, then I moved and the new school was baffled at the transcript +@sciencecomic @BadAstronomer so you’re capping the world’s awesome con resource at about 50? +I know just enough Latin to be afraid of an insect species called bellicositermes natalensis +“The number of ants must be significantly larger than one to converge on the shortest path” gee whiz. +@ceelle1 @anamariecox sorry, I thought we were talking about communications, not loans… +@runasand yeah so… depending on just how off-the-grid you were… +@ceelle1 @anamariecox I don’t *have* a Facebook. Going Google-free is admittedly a serious effort but nonetheless possible. +@prbecky26 if you and everyone you love will NEVER disagree with the US govt no matter what, well that’s great, you’re safe. +@prbecky26 Yeah. No government has ever harmed anyone without fair trial over intercepted free speech. #nobigdeal +It’s a bad day, so here’s a Jigglypuff smash art http://t.co/gnFR4ZojI8 +@chunter16 we’re trying!! +@JeffreyGoldberg @wimremes incidentally, a huge portion of people who have defended the NSA to me live in Virginia or Maryland! Hmm… +@ceelle1 @anamariecox consensual sharing with a company with a privacy policy is different from involuntary surveillance with no opt-out +@LiamReddington <3 +I really wish I had a kitty to cuddle with right now +@Dell56 @anamariecox (and if I’m not satisfied, I can leave their service. How does one opt out of the NSA?) +@Dell56 @anamariecox (because I don’t know about your service providers, but mine have privacy policies I can call them on) +@Dell56 @anamariecox there’s only no expectation of privacy if you roll over and take it +@gilbazoid <3 +@20committee can you please give me some more concrete reasons to not like him than standard fallacies? https://t.co/h35wgK3TB0 +@0x17h SI unit of radiation is the banana, right? +@TheRealMKGandhi also why do I know so many people who make fake accounts?! +@Eyenstyn_v2 I don’t think screaming at the top of your lungs that you’re a celebrity is anonymity in a debate ;) +@DefuseSec I’m pretty sure @EJosephSnowden isn’t getting any money for being a fake account +Why do people make non-parody fake accounts? It’s not funny or insightful. +@albertwenger @EJosephSnowden @zooko https://t.co/yXVfKezdqE +@EJosephSnowden @ErrataRob @ggreenwald said all such accounts would be fake… +@CEJohnson_CEO @anamariecox but it actually *worked* this time and that kind of matters +In other news: it’s pretty manipulative of Nintendo to put play icons for games you don’t own on the main screen +@DrPizza I thought we all agreed by now that “direct access” meant via the order process rather than off the fiber taps… +@DrPizza @raudelmil maybe (just speculating) he had reason to believe going to Iceland would raise suspicions at home +The Guardian says Snowden leaked “the NSA files” and linked to this page http://t.co/QWUj0sUJMx so presumably he leaked the Verizon Order +What is right is not defined by what is legal. One had best hope that the opposite, however, is true. +@TheWarRoom_Tom @20committee I’ll grant that, minus the unnecessary ageism, if you can define Turing machine without googling :) +@Dell56 @anamariecox please understand that exchanging data willingly with a service provider is very different from all data being siphoned +@gallifreyan @Twirrim different person, completely arbitrary, coming though the RT chain. +I assume the bit about Hong Kong is less “champion of free speech” and more “champion of a perfect opportunity to show up America” :p +“We” (the broader security/privacy community) have been preaching the Bad News for years, but our audience is a trifle bigger now +@CEJohnson_CEO @anamariecox I was also talking about this in 2006 (when I was a minor), where was my audience? +Basically a surveillance apologist told me that a judge said it’s okay therefore it’s okay. No deeper concept of morality? +@TheBigFoxx @anamariecox yes, I completely disagree with your entire premise from roots to roof, but whatever. +@TheBigFoxx @anamariecox than* +@TheBigFoxx @anamariecox I have a big fucking problem. +@TheBigFoxx @anamariecox that presumes that “having a fisa warrant” is ethical. But the Verizon Order is 100% a blanket order of all calls +Got RT’d by someone with over a million followers which is cool except for the flood of invasive surveillance apologists +@TheBigFoxx @anamariecox I said stop arguing about prism because there’s this OTHER problem people are forgetting +@TheBigFoxx @anamariecox but the Verizon Order is Don’t tell me everyone forgot already :( +@chort0 @WeldPond great, now I can’t say I think Snowden is cute or it’s inappropriate workplace behavior +@j0emay (at him in a way likely to drag in ten billion people to a pointless fight, that is) +@j0emay still didn’t at him… I am Subtweet Supreme Queen +“The leaker doesn’t have a diploma, so don’t hire people who lack diplomas.” Top-notch surveillance state thinking https://t.co/9jhVGoETsm +@chort0 @justinschuh (I know I’ve said this already, but: I don’t blame Google, I absolutely do not blame Google for anything in any case) +@20committee do you always extrapolate to huge groups of people based on one who did something you don’t like? :) +@20committee you know, technical skill with computers has little to no correlation with formal education. All good hirers know this… +@justinschuh which is great! But the underlying theme of the NSA being far too data-happy remains +@justinschuh I’m saying there’s been a huge kerfuffle over what direct access means and it apparently does NOT mean google gave them root +STOP arguing over the semantics of prism “direct access” — HELLO THEY’RE COLLECTING ALL PHONE METADATA ALL PHONE METADATA +So, Snowden leaked the indisputably evil Verizon Order, right? The NSA-loyal are trying so hard to mudsling all over him right now. +@kcarmical well you’re always your parents’ child no matter how old you get, that’s a different use of the word… +@justinschuh didn’t he leak the Verizon order too? Not a lot of room for not understanding that. +@WickedSmaaaht @20committee I am interested in this definition of childhood which includes being twenty-nine years old +Now the former NSA’er is retweeting things calling 29 years old a “kid” +@zorm presumably @ggreenwald would have a good idea if this was the person who sent him the docs or not +@chead his username is 20committee , not atted because I’m not looking for a fight. +That former NSA’er I twitter-collected seems to be primarily offended that $200,000 wasn’t enough to shut Snowden up. +@null_ptr but it doesn’t have cartoon eyes! +@jonelf so he can’t be disappeared, I assume. +The whistleblower has outed himself. http://t.co/GsiaPI4zwz +I take it LaTeX doesn't have an ant glyph. http://t.co/MNsKMgmchJ +@tapbot_paul it’s not unfortunate except that you remind me of my stepfather — entirely not your fault. +@tapbot_paul is that really you? :o +@tapbot_paul geez, who jailbreaks? Not that I can recall though… +@tapbot_paul good assuming the pin is neither generically obvious (0000) nor personally obvious (birthday) +@matthew_d_green @mikko well, they’re clearly labeled as most likely not related to nothing ! Wait… +@EddyElfenbein @20committee this strawman joke really really irks me every time I see it :| consensually public info is different +@ErrataRob @WeldPond you really have no sense of humor, do you +@JackLScanlan I had raw meat in an Ethiopian restaurant once, it was amazing +@ragekit @puellavulnerata it’s a joke +@doot0 forwarding to @eevee +@chc40 @toddemaus context hardly even matters here :) +@rbf_ I have read it a few times in my life, but my opinion of that article is quite low +@troubledskies @0x17h in principle, it should be possible to run a USB cord to a battery in your backpack, if you’re going to a protest +@DrunkTzu now I have to guess who you are… +@dijkstracula @m1sp maybe the question is genuine. “No really. Why won’t anyone tell me WHO IS JOHN GALT?” +Don’t say something is “classic Sun Tzu” unless you’re prepared to cite, please. http://t.co/J36gSez9u8: bleh) +@chriseng alright who got your phone +@French_Freddy nope! We are very lax types +@KGLlewellyn @Tomi_Tapio … why are there more toilets than beds +@French_Freddy well for one thing I am already married! But I doubt he will ever marry anyone, that’s too normal ;) +Hang on, have we really not solved the cdorked thing yet? +@Tomi_Tapio darn. Apparently my furry radar needs more calibration… +@kaepora I’m pretty sure their denials are in fact true *as written* +@Tomi_Tapio serious question: are you a bunny furry? +@0x17h no-one who played Pokemon ever gets light year wrong ! +@jesster_king I also bought a t-shirt and it was $9… donno if they just put it in an envelope for just a necklace +@JZdziarski it’s not the jewels that count! +I can’t believe I just bought jewelry on the internet http://t.co/Wz2ioX71MS +@ioerror let us know when you get off the plane and we’ll have the cliff notes ready +@ioerror “hosted on corporate services” == amazon? +@thegrugq @hypatiadotca @pusscat I expect one at barcon then +@ioerror dollars to donuts they define metadata as not data +Fwiw I don’t blame the American corporations for this mess — not when we know that things like NSLs are handed out like candy +@dewitt if it’s any consolation, I genuinely believe Google puts in its best effort to try to resist +@dewitt what I originally meant was the govt calls leaking “reckless” because oh no people are complaining ! +@dewitt you need to get your sarcasm detector calibrated +@dewitt yes, it is well established I am Supreme Leader of Earth. +.@bhelyer context is reporting *true* things (like Verizon Order, everyone can agree that’s true and govt is so upset) +Media can only be “reckless” if it gets people hurt. Bruised egos don’t count. +@wimremes … referring to the tendency of services to spew identifying data when you connect to them before auth. +@wimremes it’s clearly casual terminology… +@wimremes then I guess he means “the data returned when one simply connects to an open tcp port” +@wimremes lol context? +@xa329 yeah — don’t understand why the GeoIP databases are convinced it’s in Colorado. +@m1sp_ebooks @m1sp well that’s a shame +# 343506050198147073 +@raudelmil the US govt basically considers itself to have unlimited rights to foreign data passing over US soil +@jesster_king on the webpage +@siuying pretty sure they speak English in Colorado, which was the joke. +@The1TrueSean @codeferret_ ouch +@The1TrueSean it’s nice someone invited you to a costume party you don’t need a costume for. +@Mudgutz what *doesn’t*! +@natashenka !xkcd:standards proliferation +They say they need a “specific” purpose - like “prevention of terrorism” which we KNOW is INCREDIBLY broad. http://t.co/xQUxF62LWP +@nwerneck well, it routes straight across Canada then drops down. But contacting Canada doesn’t route through Canada :p +@wrl @eevee I’m not quite a font hipster… but I literally can’t read ClearType, so it’s pretty easy :p +@tangenteroja @xa329 the host name isn’t in the Netherlands! It’s presumably in England but GeoIP says it’s in Colorado +@PBTender they're definitely from Africa, but I'm embarrassed to say I can't identify more specifically than that. +@PBTender I promise I could identify Greek! +@xa329 I'm starting in Sweden, but it seems everything I could possibly connect to outside Sweden goes through same spot in the Netherlands +I can usually identify languages but the couple of families picnicing out in the yard have me stumped. And their food smells good. +@dshaw_ in my case it was a parody account with like five followers. +According to traceroute, I can get to *Lima* from Europe without passing through the USA, but not Montreal, Mexico City, or San Paulo +@crstry confusing they didn't say londuk in which case it would have been obvious +What the heck, Twitter is urging me to "reconnect with [username], use a tweet to get in touch" Back off, Twitter +@crstry @tangenteroja I think someone's suggestion of Lond[on], En[gland], UK is correct +.@Yirba_ stop being reasonable +@ebcube and the US, is, in fact, a major cable hub! +I suspect the GeoIP is incorrect for that, but that would imply that someone in London didn't know how to spell London and that's just sad +@ebcube They're mostly interested in connections with where servers are, I assume! +@ebcube but wouldn't connecting to Spain provide an overall faster internet experience with fewer hops? +Guess the geolocation of this host's IP: http://t.co/YDHlwz0YD3 Hint: it's a place that can't spell London +@ebcube yeah but... what about all the cables that have absolutely nothing to do with such a concept, why would this one be special +@r4vi I am. We're not *all* monolingual ;) +I admit I'm really confused why everyone assumes that the placement of long-distance cables has to do with language ancestry. o_O +@r4vi I know, I can read it. +@tangenteroja that was kind of my entire point +@ebcube I don't think that's how networking cables are laid ^-^; +@deathtolamo um... none... I just tracerouted from my machine in Sweden to South Africa +@aris_ada @meikk I have no idea, but if it does, why not just alias traceroute? +According to the traceroute I just did, the Netherlands has a direct connection to South Africa?? +@tangenteroja yes, that is what I have been yelling at the top of my lungs about for a few days now +"E: Unable to lock the administration directory (/var/lib/dpkg/), are you root?" You're the computer, you tell me! +Why on earth does this ubuntu install have traceroute6 installed but not traceroute +@giovannibajo I consider SSL mandatory, but there is still a lot of metadata, and the US can’t simply up and seize servers or whatever +@jgeorge but you know — I have serious depth perception problems — I probably shouldn’t be shooting at anything ever. +@jgeorge my father is LEO and a veteran, it’s not like I’ve never seen one :p +@ramonsuarez @treyka well, I did say “help”, it’s no guarantee. :( +@elad3 my Arrogant American(tm) opinions on Israel as a government are not very favorable +@r00tine though how many are properly regulated? Probably like two :( +@r00tine yes, but it’s not an inherent trait of intelligence agencies to tap civilian fiber, if they are properly regulated +@elad3 routing through most of those places would already see a lot of arbitrary dropped connections +Of course — I’m sure other countries are spying too. But I doubt any of them have as big a budget. +@RSWestmoreland I assume… +@octal unfortunately I don’t think there’s a good way to route to the rest of North and South America without going through US +@jgeorge the only gun I’ve ever owned is the NES light gun +You can help protect your non-American customers by hosting in places unlikely to route through America except to reach Americans. +PS — I have been using this hosting service owned and operated entirely in Sweden and have been satisfied — https://t.co/N9Bj6awL58 +@batslyadams oh gods it’s the Shadowgate nightmare of my childhood on acid +@akopa @m1sp yes +@m1sp let’s engage in matelotage which is my new favorite word +Have New Super Mario Bros for Wii? The fan-made sequel (depends on having the disc) is finished. http://t.co/ECFAr02haH +@wimremes I believe the EU said the Verizon thing was purely a US internal matter — which makes no sense. +@apiary am I allowed to say he’s actually looking pretty good :p +I got a hat at 7-11. Somehow. http://t.co/vUmDiFQLoj +Matelotage, gay marriage for pirates http://t.co/vs2P24yNfe +Started a signal intelligence flamewar. Going to 7-11. #typicalsaturday +@donicer I’m not ignoring you, I just can’t make heads or tails of “humit making a sigadz I do ew” +I leveled up in American today - someone sent me a selfie of them posing with a gun! +@donicer @20committee @TheWeek maybe we should continue this discussion when you’ve sobered up enough to spell with the aid of autocorrect +@donicer @20committee @TheWeek I’ve found sources, other than this article, which say it’s “signal activity designator” +@profoundlypaige that looks incredibly painful +Hey - someone who claims to be former NSA (@20committee) says to read this http://t.co/rpSpy0koSG and it actually makes A LOT OF SENSE +@chriseng but we’re arguing until we’re blue in the face about semantics, which is spot on for our industry +@grp and bless their hearts. But the point is more getting people to actually acknowledge that it’s real and happens a lot! +@matthew_d_green they do specifically deny getting an order THAT absurdly broad. +@grp — through direct communications with employees, *as opposed to* fiber taps. +@grp and that’s my point; that “direct access” was taken to mean, like, a shell on the database server, when really they mean it goes — +@DrPizza we knew all of this for ages, really +@grp “Here is a letter which describes what we want. Fulfill it or see us in court.” +@grp I’ve posted or retweeted all the links to them myself. They agree with me: they have direct SOCIAL access. Whether they want to or not +Anyway if we take the new slide as being real it seems to unambiguously agree that massive fiber datataps are totally a thing, yay! +@grp and it seems the PPT meant direct access in a social sense, not a technical one. +@ioerror you have almost 44,000 followers, I wonder how much of the internet is within two degrees of you? +@tenfootfangs @Sakuya_Izayoi *maximizes pic* wow, fangs would love this pic *minimizes* oh +@bobpoekert they all are? +@French_Freddy heheh well, I don’t think he’s going to marry who I suggested, but we love each other but not in THAT way +Another alleged slide from prism.ppt, yes just one. http://t.co/Q8Ef05v6R8 +@savagejen @ioerror I aspire to become a node prime in my own right! +@nickdepetrillo you appear as a character in my dreams far too often for someone I’ve only met irl once! +@French_Freddy what? It’s the best thing ever +@m1sp I love you platonically (=^ェ^=) #nosleeptweets +“That is a very 5am 0xabad1dea tweet” yes indeed!!! I am just going to own not sleeping tonight and have some coffee… +Like this relation-ship has sailed over the Friend Zone event horizon beyond which there is only friendship and rainbows +@washiiko @MAID001 lol what Who even sits there and thinks “I’ll make a twitter bot…of a hateful maid!” +@Wxcafe other gender than mine +I’ve reached previously unexplored depths of the Friend Zone: trying to arrange my other-gendered BFF’s marriage +@die_no_might only with pills. Forget pill == toss and turn all night +@washiiko one night I couldn’t sleep. And the might after, and the night after, and every night since, to the point of tears +Still kinda freaked out how I spontaneously lost the ability to sleep a few months ago +Forgot to take my sleeping pill. 4am. Wide awake. +@kivikakk #closeenough +@renpytom ooh, yuck +@renpytom or more precisely: did you have a directory structure with seventeen *trillion* small linked files or what +@renpytom what was it doing?! +@kivikakk winnar! +# 343154396982554625 +@ErrataRob and I clearly just found it funny :) +@ErrataRob I just pointed out that the guy in the video says Australia is on another planet. +@ErrataRob My claim? I didn't make any claims... +@innismir @thegrugq change starts at home, which is why I've been shouting at the top of my lungs for two days to stop spying +Maybe the problem is that Americans think Australia is on Planet X https://t.co/qClir6Y3Wh +@innismir @gangstahugs Chilling effects bro. Even my grandma jokes nervously about texting the word "bomb". +@dijama I don't always agree with my opinions either! +@gangstahugs and congresswomen, and congressbeasts of all stripes of monstrosity. +@innismir @thegrugq by common sense? Yes, insofar as the EULA/ToS goes. By the NSA's twisted definition? No. +I hold this truth to be self-evident: that the right to free speech, privacy, and freedom of association does not depend on geography +@innismir @thegrugq yes, but that's a tiny footnote to the broad theme +@innismir @thegrugq I believe that privacy and freedom of association are *human* rights. I would be remiss not to stand up for them. +@innismir @thegrugq same difference, considering how bloody difficult it is to get in here legally +@xa329 @wimremes we hold these truths to be self-evident, that life, liberty, and pursuit of happiness only apply to people born here +@Mr_Reed_ now that, I actually would not say, as the censorship is active rather than passive +@thegrugq American exceptionalism is so ingrained that many perfectly nice people are confused why I'd say foreigners have the same rights +@m1sp you around to play tonight? <3 +@m1sp “who let the minmatar design Eve’s server cluster?” +@BurnWorldgov I think they don’t know some things, know others but have to dance around them +@BurnWorldgov I suspect the denials are literally true but dance around some details +It’s here! It’s going to be an exciting weekend http://t.co/ZNZqdb3Zkx +So we’re in a weird position where the companies deny it but the government does not, just that the article contains inaccuracies +@demize95 I think the compiler is only allowed to error on things that cannot be compiled +@0x6D6172696F @lcamtuf I think what is true all falls under Google’s concession that it is forced to play along with SOME stuff. +@0x6D6172696F @lcamtuf well, it’s 100% possible to be involved with prism and not know it by that name; +@nickm_tor that episode is over twenty years old you know. +Google’s long form denial http://t.co/V4oCufESmr +The rainwater management in this town is... poor. Mini-floods everywhere +This is her opinion on most customer code http://t.co/fwCev9wzLd +@friestog Source Insight +The code she's standing on is open source btw, I'm not leaking Customer Secrets +Reached that part of the day where I’m taking code auditing advice from a vocaloid figurine http://t.co/BcC3ZjBH9g +@lorenzoFB @a_greenberg one of the files is literally an HTML to PDF of one of Cryptome’s records of voluntary redaction +@lorenzoFB @a_greenberg they straight up copied stuff off Cryptome as I was shouting this morning but this was lost in the noise… +@savagejen in the context of the time, can you really blame us? +Bing. (It works if you use "MSDN Search Powered By Bing") http://t.co/hMKV9W0mQ7 +@demize95 hmm, well, conceivably it could be doing something “cute”, I’m looking for the exact code that would trigger this warning now… +@ReinH unless you’re @MarkKriegsman +One of the warnings this code has disabled: "recursive on all control paths, function will cause runtime stack overflow" ... ... ... +"It compiles without warnings!" #pragma warning(disable:...) +workstation, playstation, I am 19 years late to the pun +@xxDigiPxx if this were at home, it'd be a PlayStation +Is knowingly leaving your workstation unlocked for the cheap thrill of risk a known psychological disorder yet? +@yakushim do I really believe that privacy is a right if I say “well of course not for people born outside of this arbitrary border”? +@yakushim I can’t force foreign governments to do what I think is right, but I can do what I think is right: to apply human rights evenly +@kcarmical unfortunately there is no perfect answer as to where exactly the line goes — just doesn’t go where it is now! +@tapbot_paul yeah, why not? +@kcarmical transparent, accountable, limited? Or just “we said it’s legal therefore you can’t stop us neener neener”? +@tapbot_paul (obviously some American rights, such as to not quarter soldiers, don’t translate to this context) +@tapbot_paul in this context I’m talking about basic rights like communication, free association, privacy and being presumed innocent +@kcarmical secret snooping by secret programs for secret reasons == totally invalid and morally bankrupt +@tapbot_paul it’s not a “right” if you stop treating people with respect because they don’t have feet on the right dirt +@kcarmical my stance is there’s no valid reason to go digging around outside a specific, documented, transparent criminal investigation +@kcarmical basically what the govt is saying is they would never read *my* gmail, how awful, but my BFF in Australia, fair game! +@kcarmical respecting the basic human rights of communication is not putting the concerns of foreigners above Americans +@blowdart I’d let you vote but nobody asked me, funnily enough. +Also maybe some of you are sick of hearing me rehash how angry I am but the time is now the place is here to be very very angry +I realize that statement has a bit of length-induced grammatical ambiguity. I am saying “FOREIGNERS” DESERVE ALL RIGHTS. +@itsdapoleece err ambiguous * autocorrect +@itsdapoleece rereading my statement, I may be grammatically unambiguous? +Also I’d like to smack all my fellow Americans who genuinely don’t care if it “only affects foreigners” ffs that’s most human beings +not a joke???: Fox News calls to gorge on donuts to stick it to The Man who wants bike and walk friendly cities http://t.co/tc0yCEo76b +@Pubteam okay, yes, but that wasn’t my question ? +Also why the hell is the entire government acting like obtaining phone numbers ISN’T obtaining identity? Do they know about PHONE BOOKS? +I know no word nor art to display my contempt for the President’s definition of secrecy. http://t.co/mNg3SMJ4uk +@0x8badfl00d @ca13ra1 that’s several degrees beyond the point with the government :p +@boblord but @0xcharlie can and he’s just holding out, right? +@snare w… what did I do :’( +@YourMomBot @armcannon buuuuurn +Emotion is the social logic, subject to a calculus far more complex than our mathematicians can reckon with +@hattmammerly that's the one I already posted as just being taken from cryptome +@TruyCrussley @kyhwana we don't know what you do or don't do, why would we? Why SHOULD anyone? That's the point. +@drunknbass I make a lot of money ;) +It’s fighting back… http://t.co/M5hWrG7Wzu +@drunknbass where I lived in VA, going rate for IT workers was thirty five thousand … +@drunknbass because you described to me a twenty thousand a year job maybe +@drunknbass well you don’t need a high school diploma. And I live in America too and California must be a very different place +@drunknbass where the hell do you live that pays forty thousand a year for an unskilled job +@bcarpe211 @savagejen false dichotomy :) +@drunknbass it goes up to eighty thousand which is quite a lot for a government job! +What are these arbitrary numbers even supposed to be http://t.co/YAPUrZfjLu +“White House put out an advisory that National Security Advisor Tom Donilon will hold a media briefing on Saturday” someone’s weekend ruined +@randalleclayton @fakedansavage an old internet meme is reused! +@savagejen but, if the whole point of Prism is that it’s totally okay to spy on foreigners, what are we to do? +@vogon not necessarily? I’d assume it would have some semi-idiot-proof interface for data monkeys to use +@RSWestmoreland @HackerNewsTips yes, and that’s what we want to happen +@WeldPond @GerriWillisFBN green room so they can put a matrix effect in the background, right? :p +Though, checking the real Cryptome, they have some resumes which name Prism as a data collection management tool http://t.co/ozt44jvCqp +FFS Anonymous, rehosting Cryptome is not a leak http://t.co/bkdJpVJolU +@txs @collinrm @nickdepetrillo clearly NickDe is the beauty because of those feminine eyebrows +@danhett @Tomi_Tapio except for the way it tends to be the first google result implies there may have been a lack of good google results. +Soooo…. Is Keith Alexander still coming to Blackhat or…? +@Pontifex @nonstampNSC I’d like to give a Missing The Point award to the Americans who say there is no food shortage in America +@trufae they lost plausible deniability. It’s the difference between “you’re cheating on me” and “you’re pregnant!” +@m1sp wat +@nrr @SwooshyCueb @eevee well I know you’re adorable irl, but I lack data on eevee +@TruyCrussley @mikko gods, some people, can they really not understand this is about friends of friends and networks? +@trufae yes we ALL KNEW, that’s really not the point +Bill to deny alleged hackers and their *family* entry to US http://t.co/1WMOp1gr3C #GuiltyByAssociation +@shalecraig it’s on Windows 8 by default! +@a_greenberg June Bug Day +@chead lol I just mean that if protection is what she's so worried about, that seems contradictory. +@chead one or the other lady! +@ELLIOTTCABLE @rfc2616 ... +"It’s called protecting America." A literal quote that Feinstein actually said +@ELLIOTTCABLE @rfc2616 I'll respond to anyone who @'s me (which in turn just causes more people to @ me) +@rfc2616 aerial floods are the bane of my roof +Personally I wouldn't issue emergency notices featuring a highly unusual word that looks like "area", "a real" and "arial" all at once +Bing Weather wants me to know about "areal flood watch" and that's technically correct so I can't decide if it's a typo +@WorkingDemocrat @AdamJGreene Except for the English language, of course. +@spy604 more steampunk actually... but a major theme is power in the hands of too few people +@averagesecguy @MalwareJake because, when it's possible to retain it for effectively forever, and you suddenly "need" it in ten years... +The 404'd thing is back. Maybe they had a glitch because they've never had to publish two things on the same day before :p +@ErrataRob no? I reckon I am unaware of such a contest +I should channel all these emotions into work on my novel +@dong1225 was his dad killed by slavers or something because I seem to have hit quite the button +@RandomStep “permanent damage has been done to our ability to spy on Americans!” I might be summarizing. +The Director of National Whining About Being Outed’s confession has gone 404, I see +@MalwareJake whoa +@Kufat why would I? I was trying to have a discussion with them +@dong1225 man what the hell was that about? +“Wahh stop replying to me replying to you!” — twitter person who I finally convinced to block me like nature intended +@superMTW yay! +@superMTW …. Stop what again? I was replying to you replying to me… +@superMTW block me, it works better. +@superMTW o____O cool story bro Spying on the general public is wrong no matter where they live +@superMTW and it’s a REAL EXAMPLE of something that was TOTALLY LEGAL in THIS COUNTRY. +@superMTW I’m way out of line? I didn’t extrapolate. I just copy-pasted the logic that something is moral if it’s majority. +@superMTW just like a huge majority of the American public was okay with slavery? +@superMTW just because something has “always been done” doesn’t mean it’s okay +@superMTW …. Sooooooooo? +@superMTW seriously? Whether or not a human being deserves basic rights depends on whether they have a foot on our chunk of dirt? +@superMTW this one is about the Verizon thing, actually. But so dirty evil foreigners don’t deserve no privacy? +“Wahh, boo hoo, no fair” — Director of National Intelligence http://t.co/W1xHFPpBgy +@m1sp don’t scare me like that ;-; +@m1sp … right? +@m1sp … no you don’t :( +The good news is: I found cartoon fan fiction my BFF wrote when they were ten years old #treasure +@puellavulnerata probably because it’s so compromising that the NSA would literally be out for their blood. +@puellavulnerata pretty sure they have deliberately not posted the whole thing +I can’t even keep track of what already leaked vs suspected anymore +@excsc not by THEIR definition. By THEIR definition, automated collection is not surveillance, only human eyeballs is +How paranoid is it to think the US would trade data with close allies so they can each “not spy” on their own citizens? +@innismir nothing! I’m just using it for its shielding +@kyhwana and I can’t go into it, but suspicion of US govt interest is not unfounded in this instance +@kyhwana a log-on to the account from within the Google Datacenter itself. No similar things in other accounts +Incidentally, the most prism-like thing I’ve encountered happened to the gmail account of a non-citizen +“Prism is real but we only use it against foreigners” http://t.co/uFqkm4RaTT +@DrPizza as my father with a clearance says: “Half of all rumors are true and half of what they say is a lie. But you’ll never know which” +@RSWestmoreland @pmocek @declanm AOL is listed under prism… +@DrPizza IMO the denials are very specific and emphasize “legality” of actions +I undid a retweet because the domain name in the image didn’t exist, but it turns out their admin is just incompetent +@paulg @sanitybit hello yes this is Cassandra speaking +@DrPizza between NSLs, clearances, and legalese, that is necessary but not sufficient to actually not participate +Ctrl-f “prism” in this article from 2007 http://t.co/WWl5CzHBST h/t @panther_modern +@panther_modern @bobpoekert haha sorry, some of the smaller details were lost on me as I stared at the slides themselves… +@RSWestmoreland @m1sp when two people love each other very much, but like, not like THAT, I mean…, +What is a SIGAD? +@JR_Nelson @kurtopsahl yeah I’m not sure what difference they think there is +@m1sp I need a friendship hug +@TVietor08 you say it’s a joke, but not in very good taste… as one ought to know the difference between willful disclosure and otherwise. +@apiary we all figure they are it’s just there’s no proof +@ELLIOTTCABLE Verizon metadata being shipped to govt on daily basis +@tapbot_paul ONLY twenty million a year? That sequester really works! +@ELLIOTTCABLE prism, I’m not saying it is, I say I’m reserving a chance for it to be +… Though the information, as presented, is technically feasible IMO. +@redtwitdown @jperkin government officials are not known for aesthetic taste +Since this follows last night’s news so closely, I do reserve a chance of it being an elaborate hoax meant to ride the media wave +.@panther_modern suggests (via Ars comment) the codename PRISM may refer to fiber splitters “reflecting” the data stream; farfetched? +@dan_munz @tapbot_paul *slow clap* +@dan_munz @tapbot_paul *slow clap* +@eevee @habnabit *facepalm* +# 342792505340858368 +@Pepyri_ well, it’s completely unambiguous that Apple can decrypt iCloud and iMessage server-side +@trevortimm @0x17h I have a problem, and that problem is the urge to simplify your statement to not include Skype and YouTube +@Pepyri_ well the gov immediately admitted the thing he published last night was real, so let’s see what they say tomorrow :) +@Pepyri_ and apparently Paltalk is big in the Middle East? idk. But @ggreenwald thinks it’s legit and he’s pretty good at this +@Pepyri_ I’d assume gmail is easily the biggest, most important, most useful thing on that list (even gets a separate icon from google) +@Pepyri_ as it syncs constantly what you have in the text editor +@Pepyri_ non-technicals are prone to incorrect descriptions of technical capability; but in gmail’s case that could actually be literal true +@Pepyri_ I doubt there’s a unified interface for all of them, it’s probably very piecemeal and ad hoc +@SteveD3 though adamant refusal is not out of the question given they’ve resisted smaller things. +@SteveD3 relatively low volume of private data, I assume. +Of course the PowerPoint is terrible. That’s how you know it’s legit: the NSA graphics department doesn’t have the clearance +@m1sp though, the amount of data passing through twitter that is private is very small compared to the public data. +@DrPizza because the graphics department doesn’t have the clearance. Duh. +@kaepora I heard in Japan they call it “the fox god takes a bride” so the association with deity actions seems cross-cultural +@dangillmor @kaepora I’m assuming it’s legal dancing about the definition of backdoor. +And @ggreenwald’s version - http://t.co/TPgNsfripO - time stamped within a few minutes of each other, so idk whose scoop it is… +Washington Post drops another, entirely different surveillance bomb. Check the slides. http://t.co/hrIkTPny1l +The Japanese soft keyboard in iOS is so much better than English this is incredibly unfair http://t.co/H8qwoENY4m +@myfreeweb seeing as tor is a charity project. +@myfreeweb or we could acknowledge that there's not really a good reason to throw plaintext around and solve the problem entirely +@myfreeweb private by default is the only way to ensure privacy is ready when it's needed. +@myfreeweb if the person downloading it happens to consider that act private, because they're in Censorship Nation, they're out of luck. +@0x17h @ashedryden idk, I wouldn't dare call myself devops lest someone who actually has to stay up late for Push Night beat me to death :p +@vladspears @cyclerunner "equally true" != "the same" +@elad3 @glyph ... though perhaps a many-to-many signing system like pgp, possibly complete with real world corporate signing parties! +@elad3 @glyph If I knew THAT... +@meursalt Gov never silently disappears people who leak. They make a big show of it. +@glyph yeah, pretty much. It's the issued certificates that are broken, not the cryptography. +@Kufat #FactsFrom1998 +@Wxcafe that was the (fix HTTPS) part :p +I think it's high time we push to get plaintext HTTP officially classified as a legacy protocol in favor of HTTPS. (And then fix HTTPS) +@attritionorg are there even 32 different certifications in the world? +@tapbot_paul Feinstein is flipping out and on a witch hunt. Also, no FOIA has ever been processed so fast! +@hemantmehta @comcast that… sounds distinctly not legal. +@matthew_d_green (one time pad) ^ (plaintext) == (cipher text) +@stephenfry <3 +Dear whoever leaked the order: I deeply admire you. NEVER leak any evidence as to your identity. +@xthread unfortunately, it turns out I have zero votes in Georgia +@n0x00 @gsuberland @ioerror I was polite and didn't hack them. +@thegrugq @ioerror a lady never swears when writing a formal letter. The automated filter might catch it. +The last time I wrote to a representative, I did get a non-canned response, but it was basically "thanks for wasting your breath, kid" +cc @ioerror: complaint registered. http://t.co/4tYh2148M2 +@eevee sounds like you’re in quite a … … sorry, I’m sorry +@ioerror (really though, how DO I register a complaint with this lackwit?) +@sciencecomic whoa spoiler alert +@ioerror where does one find the official public complaint box for secret orders? +@DrPizza I have some ice water here that they may wish to borrow… +OH @ternus: "Why is your job title listed as VP of SQL Injection?" +@EightTons also, technically the output is neither graphical nor audio, but can be cast as such :) +@EightTons well, SDR# actually supports receiving the output over TCP, and there are the command line tools for Linux +@EightTons in theory it's an FC0012, and my tablet only has one USB port... +A system administrator types into irc: "ls" Go on... +@tapbot_paul my sensors indicate probably not +@Neostrategos @The1TrueSean I don't think I could keep a straight face on Fox, sorry... +@nullwhale yes I know ;) +My demands list for being spokesperson: - A scepter - The scepter needs a +5 bonus (to spokespersoning I guess?) +@Ammoniak because then I'm not allowed to complain about <redacted> +@ra6bit well I figured you *had* to do it, but that doesn't imply that you *wanted* to or that it was a pleasant experience :p +Hey kids: Don't make the same mistake I did. If you're too active on Twitter, the PR department will classify you as a company spokesperson! +@ra6bit this is one of those things where you’re not sure to offer congrats or not +@batslyadams \o/ +@jennifurret you don’t follow enough security and privacy advocates +@jesster_king @GreySyntax I use the official client because I like to complain of misery. +Android trojan exploits bugs in dex2jar, the manifest parser, and the permissions system. Wow. http://t.co/jvnr7Bptdm +@MimiHound LOL for a second I thought you were responding to my quoting Benjamin Franklin at someone XD +So yeah I have a literal wicked stepsister. And a neurotic step-nephew who may never recover from the behavior problems she's given him... +@furicle there are countries which emphasize helping criminals rather than punishing them and it turns out that's better for society. +.@furicle there wasn't really enough space in the tweet for "Jail, as envisioned by the so-called American justice system" +Jail is a fundamentally evil concept, but a distant family member who abused her toddler son is going and I'm fresh out of tears to shed +@codeferret_ I am also there is a package here from your mother and it's really big ?? +I have a fever, so some part of me is hoping I'll wake up and the American surveillance state was a fever dream +TIL the Microsoft Outlook web client makes a Windows ding when you get a new mail, which is confusing as all get out when you're on OSX +@tuomotanskanen @marshray I don't think we're using the definition of "valid" that means "the machine understands it" ;) +Google Voice transcribing a voice synthesizer comes up with my name being "Melissa Yeah I Read It" +@MatthewOden I don't think "SELECT * from * where * = *" is a valid court order... +Venting, please ignore: why do people exist who think it’s okay to spit on the grave of the Fourth Amendment +@jesster_king @normative http://t.co/i9453JQcBu +@dangoodin001 @thorsheim @jpgoldberg it's just a stupid redirect bug in the first case, echoing someone else's claims in the second. +Note to self: Don't attempt to adjust VPN settings while being talked through a problem on an IRC channel connected to over VPN +@jesster_king @normative my gods. +@thorsheim @jpgoldberg I was told Twitter already knows of the first one and it "should be fixed" two days ago already ;) +@jesster_king @normative and that makes it totally not the most flagrant violation of my privacy forbidden by the constitution imaginable? +@jesster_king @normative it’s no laughing matter +@jesster_king @normative I’ll show you my house if you really want to see it… I won’t show you my communications metadata. +@DrPizza everything. Just… everything. +@gsuberland @addelindh well it’s just that I’m at home because I still have a slight fever so if something comes up… +@savagejen why does a creative content site even have a downvote button +“To my knowledge there has not been any citizen who has registered a complaint” of a top-secret order with a 25-year expiration. #gotohell +Fellow Veracoders: am I the only one whose mail server connection is completely borked (from multiple computers) +@DarrenPMeyer I’m not even mad at Verizon as it’s not their fault the gov did this and standing up to it is not a trivial matter +I’m convinced that Dianne Feinstein is the devil. http://t.co/wuwBTz8PVL +@jack_daniel acceptable at small font sizes, looks way too bland at large sizes +@ErrataRob on 3G, 174.236.3.x +@_wirepair I guess they still get the phone book delivered at the NSA +@thorsheim @jpgoldberg and you bette hope you never uninstalled tweetbot or whatever. +@thorsheim @jpgoldberg second, if you deactivate and reactivate an account with two factor, you can’t log in through the web anymore +@thorsheim @jpgoldberg it will break when it redirects you to the mobile twitter instead of to the page to enter your one time code +@thorsheim @jpgoldberg I know of two problems: first, if you try to authenticate to a third party with twitter from a mobile browser, — +@zephyrfalcon nope… +@ELLIOTTCABLE @vilhalmer you are so drunk (I assume) +@ELLIOTTCABLE well *something* you did/said made me think you were 16 or 17 :p +@ELLIOTTCABLE this is documented under “some other stuff” ;) http://t.co/NQeo7qAGMr +@ELLIOTTCABLE haha well, I just remember you being a minor on Google Wave and bragging about your eight-core ;) maybe 17? +@bmirvine never +I have a fever, Twitter’s 2-factor breaks in corner cases just like I bet it would, and this country is everything it said it wouldn’t be. +@nicholsong yes I assume so too +(I’m being told that Verizon Business Network is just a subset of Verizon, which they refer to as Verizon in the paperwork) +.@tapbot_paul oh I assume it’s all of them in perpetuity, but we *know* I’m monitored until at least July 19th! +I have Verizon, and I’m sure you’re all dying to call me now +@tapbot_paul what do you think all this “secret interpretation” stuff is about? They give themselves the OK according to whatever loophole. +@tapbot_paul about ten years ago, according to those who have spoke their conscience +@mattblaze oh I would assume so. The dates are very arbitrary, like a calculated deadline based on a rule. +Damn the American government’s electronic dystopia. http://t.co/Xr9xVMSFdn +@ggreenwald @ErrataRob @trevortimm @guardian well, yes, the link could actually work, for example ;) +@ELLIOTTCABLE sorry, everyone is stuck at the age of which I first met them in my head forever and you were like sixteen +@ELLIOTTCABLE you’re 21 already? +.@gangstahugs I assume it’s poorly written because all the journalists and cops together couldn’t imagine the lock may be flawed +“They’re hacking the car lock in front of our eyes, but that’s impossible because it’s secure!” http://t.co/QCdlzTVOKG +@0x17h how gracious of them to encourage the field of study which most handily destroys them +Load up face recognition experiment, assume it will work on iPad... "press space to continue" Who lets scientists near a web page anyway +@Randominterrupt no... +@zephyrfalcon black, skintone, light green and dark green (I would guess the two light colors are what look the same?) +# 342429670341484544 +@xa329 no, no, no +Internet, I have a dizzy, please to send cure +@pervocracy @hypatiadotca do you know how often I’m accused of stating opinion as fact even WITH the disclaimers? +@RSWestmoreland @dshaw_ nope. Because no-one else would ever be able to make heads or tails of it anyway. +@PiersonBro well, conceptually, they're brass. But I only have four colors. +I made an art!! Like all good arts, it has exactly four colors http://t.co/EjwhFmcw1c +@0xcharlie @MarkKriegsman you're supposed to extrapolate to code more than two lines long :p +#uirage Pixelmator (cheap photoshop clone) has tools which aren't listed on the toolbar and you have to psychically infer shortcut key +*rolls over* wheeeere's emet version fooouuuuuurrrr +Wow why are people talking to other people in person so much today *checks work mail* *error* oh +@Saturn500Jared @trap0xf @BadMiiversePost yeah yeah, kids these days, don’t know how to operate record players either, America is doomed :) +How to prove you are a robot http://t.co/XwJsRHnv8D +@argonblue @MarkKriegsman (sorry if that sounded cross btw. I sound cross a lot in ASCII) +@argonblue @MarkKriegsman … without concern to the fact that almost every C program ever written won’t work as intended *somewhere*. +@argonblue @MarkKriegsman sorry, by real world I meant, on the computers we actually own and compilers we actually use in every day life… +@argonblue @MarkKriegsman turns out in the real world that doesn’t really matter +@BadMiiversePost @trap0xf so we’re making fun of kids for being young huh +@jcchurch @MarkKriegsman well we know who here has never tried to hide a backdoor in a codebase +I am required to inform you that the monstrosity I RT’s from @MarkKriegsman proves the superiority of binary analysis over source +@MarkKriegsman w w What are you doing +@spacerog @hdmoore @hellNbak_ and that doesn’t make it relevant to the events of the last 50 years; we need new agreements +@spacerog @hellNbak_ @hdmoore I don’t think anything to do with computers should be reasoned about with reference to a treaty from 1648… +.@inversephase I eventually realized that the waterfall render algorithm skews its coloring based on the y-dimension of its region… +@spacerog I read it, it sounds totally reasonable and minimal to me +@hypatiadotca it’s a tumblr thing, and tumblr is a teen thing +@brandonmblack no I’m pretty sure I’d be adding value. Too many customers don’t realize how much they don’t know about programming. +@spacerog heaven forbid hackers be asked to practice human decency +@Neostrategos @JastrzebskiJ I’m under the impression copy-pasting customer code is a no no :) +@invalidname pretty sure that all went to court and it was decided they did not “steal” anything ;) #flame +@spacerog how does a residential building in a first world city just up and *collapse*, that is a travesty +What major API? I’d tell you, but sales told me to stop giving this particular company such a hard time… +@RSWestmoreland in theory our system is completely automated, my job is checking the automated output for improvement areas +Googling for documentation of a major API: “A description for this result is not available because of this site’s robots.txt” #helpful +My job would be so much better if I was allowed to pass on my written opinion on code to the customers +@chort0 funding ! +Hmm, figures - the one time I remember to generate character indexes before I need to text search, they’re already generated +@tshanks or in my case, not surprised at all anymore ;) +@ryanqnorth hi, I have a cool name +@TwoLivesLeft hmm yeah me too actually +@tomslominski that’s more than just a little bit unrealistic. There’s no such thing as a secret signal. +After-midnight work in progress because I couldn't sleep... let's try again. http://t.co/asfjglMmmp +@sanguis3k it does, despite me putting it in a microwave tonight, but it’s ARM. +@MarkKriegsman http://t.co/DJjAuUjBzI +@chc40 well, it *is* open source, so that’s more tacky than risky +@vogon http://t.co/O0BIfKqA1z +Via protected: phpbb losing its cool over an emoji. http://t.co/Bq7i8nWJH4 +@JZdziarski @nycjim @Reuters and what the hell do you think they’re doing, picnicking ? Last I checked they’re clearly resisting +@XTreeki … was it the cake unicode that crashed it? +@JZdziarski @nycjim @Reuters yes, far too passive, being afraid to take on hundreds of cops at once ! +@XTreeki may I repost this, o locked account +This microwave (the new one, not the faraday cage) is going to #uirage hell for continuing to beep after the door has been opened +@areur00t now that’s just silly… oddly my iPad will not render them +I’ve employed a highly scientific notation for signals: line, dotted line, squiggle, wider squiggle, and bright red squiggle +@CrappyCodingGuy #neverliveitdown +@Em_Space_ heheh :) from what I’ve seen of tear downs, the exact parts and their emanating frequency vary between production runs +@solardiz http://t.co/yju8jrJxyo :) +@gangstahugs pending radio science! +@0xcharlie according to the rest of twitter, you were taught wrong +@tapbot_paul no it goes to 1.7ghz +@unixronin one of those is too easy, the other too hard ;) +@ptolts the computer's emissions! +@tapbot_paul my install process was get the nightly of SDR# and try each of the zadig drivers until one (of three iirc) worked +@ptolts nothing! But it's made of shielding +@MakagiAkito radio science ! +It's working http://t.co/SgCdFnTGTe +oh yeah new followers: I kind of have this hobby of seeing what weird things I can pick up from electronics with a radio ;) +@octoqueer @xepheraux shielding :) +"Just throw out that old microwave", they said. "What possible use is it..." http://t.co/WkGHytvS29 +@HaydnJohnson it’s a good idea that desperately needs that pending service pack. +Yeah so about those discount radios: don’t jiggle the connector http://t.co/oVlrlWmIcy +@stillchip @0x17h this is a real signal; the artifacts on this radio show as thin lines down the middle of the baseband. +@_larry0 yeah, plenty of apps can artificially generate this sort of noise, but this is *artisanal* white noise sourced from local waves +@_larry0 it's just generic analog white noise, very clean/quiet in FM +@bmirvine too low, you need one of those shifter thingies +I have no idea what's generating this white noise at 74.25mhz but I find it very pleasant to listen to +@akopa I've been convinced it's oiler +@innismir I ordered ten, both to have spares and to give some away +I should probably figure out how to pronounce Fourier huh +# 342064308924059649 +Oh look at that the noise gets stronger when the screen gets darker... https://t.co/oe8WvKQu7d +@Mr_Reed_ yeah, and Dutch and Danish people are, on the whole, extraordinarily tall +@Kufat not from my timestamp’s point of view +@jennifurret iTunes backup / iCloud backup? +@sneakin I’ll keep them in their very benign wrappers. “Mini digital TV stick” +@coolacid I doubt it gets more generic than a $10 USB stick from china with no model number on the packaging :) +@Mr_Reed_ ie I am taller than almost every woman on earth. But I don’t feel tall. +@Mr_Reed_ it turns out your definition of average may be skewed in comparison to the global population +You better hope I get accepted to Defcon because I’ll bring all these radios with me… +@aquavitaecoll I didn’t get this to tune into television :) SDR just stands for software defined radio +It came with a CD! Who dares me to install the TV viewer app +Here is the exact model I ordered — paid $12 ea from someone with free shipping, but some merchants go down to $10 http://t.co/PPyDNUjyOo +@silentbicycle http://t.co/PPyDNUjyOo +The $10 radios work! The antenna is just especially bad (but replaceable) +Wow, we really do need a tumblr for Kerry being awkwardly tall http://t.co/K5erAcOybW +I like to swap out USB devices while the computer is asleep and imagine it having an identity crisis when it wakes up +@Balgan they’re FC0013 according to the description, we’ll see :p +@Balgan I just got on Ali Express and searched for the cheapest SDR that included antenna. +zomg these plastic cases aren’t sealed, they just open! This packager has my undying admiration +@bhelyer @kevinmarks (yes, I assume we were all joking :) ) +@bryanbrannigan they went halfway around the world safe and sound, so good enough +@kevinmarks and we got labor protection laws first; we need to get more protections for people all over the world +Speaking of, my box of radios from China has arrived. Do you reckon they used enough tape http://t.co/mLUPw8K2ij +First world problems: being accused of not caring about factory workers, based, presumably, on the audacity of being born a first worlder :( +@RadCurmudgeon @decivilized @0x17h thanks for telling me what my beliefs, practices, and convictions are! PS you’re wrong! Blocked! +@RadCurmudgeon @decivilized @0x17h sorry I can’t hear you over the sound of how awesome and apolitical radio astronomy is +It’s time to quit an argument when the other person says science is bad because sometimes it changes its mind +@0x17h I assume they just have a twitter search for their group to keep abreast of it +@RadCurmudgeon @decivilized @0x17h but I just came here to giggle at the Primitive Twitter Tribe and get back to studying science +@RadCurmudgeon @decivilized @0x17h I think you’re extrapolating a bit if you think I think that’s totally okay +@0x17h well… yes. You are definitely a magnet for argument. +@RadCurmudgeon @decivilized @0x17h I don’t remember the gun part the last few times I was homeless, but that’s my first world privilege… +@decivilized @RadCurmudgeon @0x17h (nor are all miners coerced or left in excessively unsafe conditions) +@0x17h I only accept anti-technology arguments written on vellum by a small, privileged literate class +@RadCurmudgeon @0x17h @decivilized Foxconn is the most awful thing but that doesn’t mean its abuse is an axiom +@aaqian @eevee but then it’d be pink…! +@decivilized @0x17h … but you must realize that complaining about technology on the internet just sounds very silly. +@decivilized @0x17h why would I have a theoretical understanding of someone else’s random personal beliefs +@eevee what’s with that giant pikachu with the ditto face? +@dontrebootme it’s about the [censored] that happened in [censored] +@decivilized @0x17h … says… someone… on… Twitter…? +@zackfreedman hmm, well, if we go by everyone who self-identifies as such, you’d be ruling out most of America as a market +@SamusAranX it wasn’t broken in Melee though; unless you considered it over eager to assign suicides +The self-kill algorithm in Brawl is so broken. I had the most unambiguous self-kill imaginable and it still gave a point to an NPC +.@nelhage curse you, typo gods +Finland gives baby clothes and sanity supplies to all expecting mothers so no infant is without necessities http://t.co/g2r5H46GTR +@kivikakk you encountered an alternate path ghost of yourself +(I feel sorry for anyone who seriously thinks “a magazine said this is against my religion so I can’t” rather than “*I* am against it”) +Today on stupid headlines: “Can a Christian watch Game of Thrones?” Yes. It is not against the Terms of Service of HBO. Next +@innismir because #uirage is the unix way +@panther_modern *sits a little further away* +@panther_modern so deliberately spreading *dangerous* falsehoods hoping that people will fall for it is cruel. +@panther_modern the difference is: you can’t BLAME a child for doing something stupid. +@panther_modern yeah, because there are no children on the internet, only stupid adults +@donicer the fact that blog is read by many children and they know it is especially cruel. +@MalwareJake I don’t know, I was just googling and found that gem :) +@shoebox \o/ +@m1sp mrrrr +@ErrataRob yeah I’m sure the *three years* in jail without trial thing was just a paperwork error… +@bobpoekert sounds like they’d get along with my laptop manufacturer Spacer +Also, be sure your exception logger has at least five lines that, themselves, can except, and be unprepared to handle any of them… +@RSWestmoreland nor in a continuous loop :) +Yes, don’t worry. No one ever lost hours or even days of productivity over a freak race condition… +Documentation comment: “do not worry about what others call the race condition. Thousands of people have run this code successfully” +It’s one of those “the database is being so slow I might as well get in a two-minute Brawl match between queries” days. +@theonlyrobjames @itsbeno http://t.co/xrf7I9Wq9x +@ReinH I use chrome, but this was specifically for a JavaScript-intense web app, where safari gets roughly 2x performance +@grp in this case I was trying to go to http :// foo rather than http :// foo/page?option +Geez, Mobile Safari’s URL history is useless. Couldn’t remember the domain of the tab I *just* closed. #uirage +@itsbeno the ghost of a bard appears to congratulate you on having better luck than he. +@itsbeno there’s a Forsworn camp in some ruins with a waterfall into a pool — if you jump from the top and land safely, +@thegrugq he started ranting about kids not caring until we were like “I… was two years old… … and I wasn’t born yet…” +@thegrugq my philosophy prof asked us to share our memories of the day the Berlin Wall came down and received a room of blank stares +@thegrugq technically +@ElderScrolls I was pretty pleased when I jumped off a waterfall on the run from trouble, hoping I’d survive, and a ghost appeared to me +I am free to post this link. http://t.co/aSVo6ID2bA +@Kufat http://t.co/BrvcZG8j7Q! +This variable naming scheme is making me uncomfortable: delete(myhead); +@nicolette8174 yes, because it needs both context and translation +More proof that the most advanced and persistent threat is children with their parents’ iPhones https://t.co/7MXFhfria4 +@TwoLivesLeft 😃 +@thegmanehack https://t.co/N9Bj6awL58 +@und0xed @botnet_hunter I was already considering whether I should torment mongo some more… +Attack surface, attack surface everywhere http://t.co/PsHa7GWNqi +@shalecraig this one was the target of one of the citations needed on last week’s xkcd what if blog :) +Citation was a horse who won sixteen consecutive races (citation needed) http://t.co/TsoEeNfaI9 +@ZOMGitsCriss I can access it, including Romanian version, here in US… +@MarkKriegsman I want one… +@doctortovey @vogon “AMEN” +I had professors like this— wouldn’t let you cite anything dee-gee-tal. Even if your paper was on internet censorship http://t.co/c5GxW3Vjbq +@Neostrategos I feel like this may be construed as exploitive rock star behavior… +@kivikakk \o/ +@Neostrategos and my house is… not on twitter! But really I have a perfectly good husband for the but he won’t go get one +@Neostrategos there’s a Starbucks in the strip mall with the Chipotle, in the plaza with LL Bean, and in the Barnes and Noble :p +@jensechu well, I was going by the pikachu hat mostly… +Would anyone like to bring me a white mocha from Starbucks while I hide under this blanket +@jensechu … I get the feeling you like pikachu +Today is my first really bad panic attack in a while. *hides under blanket* +@emptythevoid from that photo, it looks halfway accomplished +@kivikakk be careful. I found it seven years ago, and look what happened. +@maradydd how did you get 1080p? I plugged mine in to hdmi and it just stretched +Reminder that US drone cockpits run on Windows, the primary target of generic malware, and pilots have infected themselves before +Hmm hmm, I've actually been in Jefferson's bedroom, both of them, the main mansion and the summer getaway. +hottest pic I found on imgur tonight http://t.co/6Jifwq5WOM +@USSJoin whaaaaaaaat *flop* +@USSJoin sezwho +"Hello best friend!!" "hey... would you say a staircase is terrain, or an object?" We solve the big problems in life +So all defcon notices go out by June 4th huh... *refresh* *refresh* *refresh* +@geekable well we can’t all be as awesome as I am *bro pat* +@geekable what are you then? +@afreak @dakami (it’s the star) +@dakami are they both 18 yet? +@nrr … but not on iPad :( +@Havokca err… how worried should I be that you know? +Smash Art: he’s right behind me… isn’t he http://t.co/VKa6Nku0FP +@mrHithron I can’t find it now but an ex-employee had a rant on his blog about it +@sciencecomic condolences. +@mrHithron it was implemented literally in the 90s back when no one cared and they don’t want to change it now… +@tapbot_paul my fav was where it would randomly return that I followed someone when I did not. Other way is understandable, but that?! +@tapbot_paul well, yes, but not in such a *byzantine* way. Some past bugs were utterly baffling +@Pentanubis I’m nothing if not judgmental of other people’s code +@tapbot_paul am I the only one who lays awake at night wondering how Twitter’s architecture got to be this way +@tapbot_paul and it’s just… sitting there? It looks like a simple redirect would fix it. +@botnet_hunter oh, I have a paid account <3 +(The bug is very most likely on Twitter’s end, but I am not one of the fabled OAuth Witches.) +@botnet_hunter you know you can host on imgur without submitting to the gallery right :p +Wow I can’t log in to imgur via twitter because it triggers the two-factor then bounces me to the mobile site and 404’s +@focalintent @Viss all glory to the hypno-byte-editor +@m1sp_ebooks :c +@innismir I never get calls from those people… +@Xaosopher I know, I'm not shedding any tears +@DrPizza man with how many thousands of times I've seen DH flip out over that game... I really just have no interest +Also I died because I wanted to visit a star system just because I liked the name. It was full of bad people who do bad things. +# 341703689058258945 +@demize95 eve, and just to be annoying, this guy went around and put small bounties on a bunch of people. +Though I wouldn't be surprised if he then has one of his friends just kill him to reap the bounty. Sigh... +Someone just randomly put a small bounty on me... so I put a huge one on him. #notinthemood +#tweetfleet never mind, should have figured that was the socket being lost again. +#tweetfleet so my probes got stuck at zero seconds remaining... I can't cancel and I can't recall them. +@m1sp they’re pretty objectively the least secure thing ever done in the name of efficiency +@und0xed @BrianFargo it would be reprehensible of me to suggest dropping tables, so I won't. +@und0xed @BrianFargo I seem to recall being angry that they went the extra unethical mile and laid them off during a big media event +@kyhwana @kivikakk php is *all about* the configuration. In multiple places. With runtime reflection +@brentrubell as for why unix scripts tend to break on spaces, well. That’s a problem older than most people I know… +@brentrubell you have a space in the directory name again :p +@indrora okay, that sounds like expected behavior and doesn't interact with the core complaint that it's implemented as a fake function. +@brentrubell this perhaps? https://t.co/WMuPYY82tr +@brentrubell @stroughtonsmith it's choking on the space in the pathname. Either remove the space or edit install.sh to cope. +@kivikakk ... ... ... .... +@comex then define a new syntax rather than overriding existing syntax and returning a parse error for completely, utterly valid syntax +@comex The fact that it converts the argument to a string is both a given and immaterial. The point is, it keeps calm and carries on. +@comex php > if(defined(NULL)) { echo "true\n"; } else { echo "false\n"; } false +@indrora Which sounds like another WTF, but this author wonders how does that change the underlying point? +@mof18202 more effective than heatsinks +@comex I clearly use "in my OPINION" several times to mark where I think the underlying design is bad. +@comex what's still wrong? Is anything I said about isset's behavior factually untrue? +Dear twitter engineers who follow me: <3 <3 I rage because I care Dear PHP fans who follow me: >:) >:) I rage because I revel in your tears +@comex I discuss in the article why it's like sizeof() except worse. +@ameaijou I guess "well don't design it that way next time!" doesn't cut it ;) +@chriseng @focalintent http://t.co/c35oHQkYaH +@comex and that justifies a massive exception to the general structure of the language instead of just returning false? +I notice my profile page is completely gone. Thumbs up for Twitter +PHP Manual Masterpiece: all about the majestic wtf that is testing if a variable is set. http://t.co/c35oHQkYaH +@focalintent but it already contains the sentence "unless the PHP parser has solved the halting problem" +@focalintent it's running a bit long. +@afreak ;) https://t.co/JYW8tqJ8dV +@hirojin http://t.co/hkXeEfRus0 +*opens tumblr* *switches to the php hate blog* *starts typing* +@weskroesbergen thank you Dr. Twitter! +@laneshill I'm allergic to that so no :p +And yes I totally trust Dr. Twitter over Dr. Google. +MEN AVERT YOUR EYES: anyone here other than Dr. Google ever have a period with no blood? (I'm *definitely* not pregnant.) Do I have the sick +@marsroverdriver maaaaan that battle is lost. “Whom to follow” sounds weird to the modern ear, defeating the point of correctness. +@matthew_d_green I’m confounded as to why only the calories match the display +@kivikakk that’s a Ruby on Rails mantra iirc. +@0x17h because of a requirement of the Mormon religion, and a similar mindset infecting other religious groups. +@kenanbolukbasi I promise I’m 100% for your right to protest and I’m glad to see your internet seems to be working… +@kenanbolukbasi “… I can’t trust this journalist, because they include known fakes.” +@kenanbolukbasi I don’t mean “all the pictures of Turkey are fake”, I mean “in this particular set, some I *know* are fake, so…” +@lukegb @i0n1c o_O;;; +@mrHithron @mikko for terrible reasons. +@0x17h I need this power, see also @m1sp +@Jedi_Amara in a bin of Legos in your brother’s closet +@rantyben @_wirepair I’ve fallen asleep in a dentist’s chair more than once… +@jesster_king nope, it's definitely running with some help from wine (and the launcher is python) +@raudelmil my problem is that it acts short on CPU when I ask it to render multiple streams of sound simultaneously and it stutters +(I tried killing processes with names like coreaudiod, but that didn’t help) +I dunno what Eve (or Wine) does to OSX, but every time I play it, OSX struggles with sound processing until I reboot +(In cases where they do stay aligned, obviously. But some people just genuinely prefer TV over books and even comics which is alien to me) +The same thing happens in anime. “Ahh I can’t wait to see what happens next” “have you considered checking the original comic book” +I don’t read/watch Game of Thrones. But I sure do get a kick out of people freaking out over plot twists published on paper ages ago… +@lindgrenM Chrome totes does it in both iOS and android +@almightygod unless you count being toooootally wasted on the road to Damascus +The mobile UI paradigm of displaying webpages in grayscale when they’ve been RAM-reclaimed has made me hate grayscale webpages :p +@dangoodin001 @ErrataRob (since it *is* an online game, downtime on a weekend is A Really Big Deal) +@dangoodin001 @ErrataRob yeah, but it sounds like generic “reassuring the customers we’re doing something” +@dangoodin001 @ErrataRob if you prefer conspiracy theories maybe they really botched the next patch and are blaming the downtime on skids ;) +@dangoodin001 @ErrataRob I think it’s just technobabble for “stopping this DDoS has not proved trivial and we’re doing all that we can” +@ameaijou also it’s not necessarily the wording of the manual that is the problem, but the subject matter which it must cover… +@ameaijou … how much of the php manual did you write ? +@dangoodin001 I interpreted it as “this DDoS is hitting us harder than we thought it could with current mitigations” +@0xcharlie *refreshes mailbox* *refreshes mailbox* +@jinkee @ZoeQuinnzel @christinelove here’s a god place to get some ideas… http://t.co/BTyk2ZWMAz +Me, reading the php manual: “this part sounds promising for finding something dumb. Hmm, okay, okay, that’s reasonable, aaaand… there it is” +@0xcharlie @chriseng don’t you work for some kind of big company now? +@pdo I keep cryptographers prisoner in the basement. +DH has his headphones on so loud I can clearly hear the words from here. And he’s sleeping. +@chriseng @0xcharlie so when’s the rogue talk where we roll out of the hotel’s parking garage in new wheels? +@ternus be… be strong ;-; +@The1TrueSean http://t.co/4KckdNybVp +@eevee @matingmind but yeah, most evolutionary psychology is just making a sport out of confusing genetics and culture +# 341343096124088320 +@eevee @matingmind Yeah, I saw that one already: “signs suggesting possible food addiction indicate that writing papers is too hard!” +@herodfel @EurosportCom_TR a marathon, as dated on that page. It keeps showing up in everyone’s protest photo sets. +@matingmind @eevee okay I’m convinced this is actually a troll account peddling parody science now +Attn: If you include the following image in your Turkish protest photoset, I’ll have to assume they’re all fake http://t.co/knnJZMJAd6 +@AnnabellSciorra @PolicyMic @C_Rice3 @WeldPond if people could stop mixing in photos from marathons, that’d be great. +Okay, that’s bizarre: Slashdot now looks like 2011 rather than 1997, but only from a mobile device. +@rbf_ … apparently it’s their mobile skin. +What happened to Slashdot?! It doesn’t look like 1997 in there anymore +@matingmind Classy. Note: sarcasm, laced with contempt for falsely conflating things. +@zeightyfiv my hypothesis is that most of the “being gay is a choice” crowd are secretly bisexual and don’t know it. +@thegrugq we call them parking lots. Totally different! +@thegrugq cars don’t have parks silly, parks are for people +@dakami I’m sure there are more toxic things, but it does put pure asexuality on a pointless pedestal. +@j_evns @MyRainbowNinja @ioerror @CourtneyPFB apply palm directly to face +@Packetknife *twitch* +@m1sp @kivikakk let me know when you’re on Skype and we’ll find out +@techpractical I have it easy because I up and married a manly man +@m1sp @kivikakk giiiiiiiiiiiirrrrrl you need to get yo’self a new ring-ring +Of course, most of the people who said that to me when I was young also deny that bisexuality is even an actual thing so whatever I guess +@chriseng Florida Man, Florida Man, does whatever a Floridan can +@Kufat I honestly don’t even know if the Wii-u has an sd card slot, never mind where my sd cards are +@CyborgCode news to me and pretty much all my friends. +@Kufat it would actually probably look worse and is a LOT of effort to get the dang thing off the machine and into jpeg? +When someone says “men and women can’t be just friends!” what I hear is “bisexual people can’t be friends with anyone!” :’( +You can probably tell, but - playing Smash Bros alone, I’ve been taking a lot of time to pause and admire the artistic details +Smash Art: no I’m not going through Eve withdrawal look I have spaceships right here #tweetfleet http://t.co/DlJ4hI9U8Z +Smash Art: “I’m sorry, Electrode. I’m breaking up with you because of your explosive temper.” http://t.co/NDJx4guEE0 +@niallgdonaghy you want a photo of my kitchen from the outside?! +@HorribleCoders @m1sp it’s really amazing to read it aloud with the appropriate amount of bewilderment +@yacCz … I’m sorry :( +@tinyblob yeeeeeup +@focalintent @unalmas is it a Saint Bernard? I got to tussle with one once, it was great fun! +View from the kitchen window — life is good (even when my game server is down) http://t.co/CXDOwpM3Hb +@LeafStorm then it sounds like what one wants to use is Symfony itself :) +I don’t know why, but large animals seem to like me. One time I caught a dog’s eye from 100 yards and he ditched his owner to sit with me +@bascule @_larry0 @egyp7 @snare @MarioVilas “emits a warning if an unknown cipher is passed” The wrongness of this surpasses my vocabulary +@vruz that is the idea, yes ;) +@TakoArishi @eevee eeveengelism +Hello new followers, if you haven’t read this article on the design of PHP, please do so at earliest convenience! http://t.co/GHsl4VRgjz +@nelsonmenezes @Tesseraction also, this is required reading. http://t.co/GHsl4VRgjz +@nelsonmenezes @Tesseraction bad design compounded by bad documentation compounded by bad management compounded by many years. +@TakoArishi you should have seen me when they ddos’d Minecraft +I will drain the freaking blood of whoever is DDoS’ing Eve when I want to play. I will find you. I will END you. #tweetfleet +@elad3 maybe it’s regional depending on what database you hit, as many other people see it too +@elad3 empirical evidence disagrees http://t.co/9fqxXLUd9Y +Github is down. Eve is down. What is a weekend even for then +@rhodesjason @Tesseraction a good web language *wouldn’t even let you* use “old functions in bad ways.” +@wbpre cutting corners where it “should” be safe is setting up future disasters. +@nelsonmenezes @Tesseraction actually I’m a professional security code auditor for several languages. … PHP really is that special. +@anthonicaldwell the NES is inherently tile-based; 60 times a second you have a chance to change tiles. +@anthonicaldwell that’s not really how the NES’s GPU works, and it can only render so many sprites horizontally before it fails. +@doeg @vogon @dijkstracula that’s a very Dutch-sounding name, which I suppose explains everything ;) +@doeg @vogon @dijkstracula I just checked, the E in the author’s name stands for… Ekkehard. +@doeg @dijkstracula @vogon is this real life +@WhatsTheBigIT http://t.co/Rqdemzkdv1 +@anthonicaldwell number one rule of NES development: minimize sprite use. always. +@Rhythmreactor I spawned within its borders, actually. :p +@AdamTReineke oh I can believe it! +After-midnight art sharing! Pixels I have so far for the little NES project that's been kicking around my hard drive http://t.co/46DmPH6F5w +#tweetfleet 2809 players - wonder if I'll ever see the universe so empty again :p +@_wirepair no players involved, I'm just tormenting the AI in Brawl +Ten kills in three minutes, it’s more effective for my score to do 3v1 than free for all - because then they all come running towards me! +Smash Art: “I’ve made a terrible mistake.” http://t.co/tTZiSuDTwA +@brrian well, my bestest friend plays too +@nonstampNSC because they’re still at the “well that’s what my dad said” stage of reasoning :( +@StillCountCrows @indrora the idiots are the ones who say “I don’t need to make my app secure” ;) +@StillCountCrows @indrora if someone can get an SQL query working, they’re already not “idiots”; they just *don’t know.* +@StillCountCrows @indrora no, there are a lot of people who don’t understand that PHP is setting them up to be hacked. +@duckduckgo @41414141 gasp +#tweetfleet kindly inform me when my space ship works again, until then I am smashing things in Brawl +#tweetfleet AHHHH SERVER DOWN AHHHHHHHH +@indrora nope! Why would they? How would they? +@SAlbahra the very name is rather evocative of supreme confidence, isn't it? By which I mean: always used prepared, very hard to screw up :) +@Balgan even so - I haven't actually played brogue, but Dungeons of Dredmor goes for a parody vibe (and has "real" graphics) +# 340977723969265664 +@voltagex http://t.co/ix6SPGEKEk +@thereals0beit … I am very passionate about hating PHP. +@thereals0beit which is fine for native assembly macro wrappers like C but PHP claims to be a gods damned web language. +@thereals0beit it wouldn’t be their fault if a programmer had to go way the hell out of their way to cause this. PHP is ownable by default. +@thereals0beit Of course it’s bad. And they DON’T KNOW and the language does none of the many things within its power to help them. +@voltagex the “bad tutorial” I learned from was written by the inventor of PHP. The problem goes straight to the core. +Remember: most of those devs genuinely have no idea what the dangers of throwing GETs into query strings like that are. #blamePHP +@Tesseraction PHP: from zero to owned in more trivial ways than one can enumerate. There’s a reason I preach against using it. +@Tesseraction yes. Note: not literally every single one of these is unsafe. But most are. +.@rrrrrrrix well… not *all* of them are exploitable. So more like 77000 +Hey guess what time it is again? That’s right: “github searches which show up trivially exploitable code” time! https://t.co/x4TBnUmVUk +It’s pretty much the most dwarven let’s play imaginable, right down to hating excess migrants and… the ending. +An exceptionally well-done, in-character Let’s Play of Dwarf Fortress, with original art http://t.co/rDpipM5mmL +@eevee @gwestr that was the joke, wasn’t it? >_> +@eevee sure, sure, and they cast it to float and it got buggy and this was their genius solution +.@eevee probably because they noticed that using a float was buggy! +My iPad’s battery is draining absurdly fast, and when I took it out of the case, it’s practically melting. Hmm… reboot time. +@Balgan that’s Fuji apples to Granny Smith apples :) +@sanguis3k Bug: geese lay iron chairs +“Burning monsters will not ignite terrain while they are submerged.” (Yes I’m reading https://t.co/BHuXmfJZd1 ) +“Fixed an issue that could cause foliage and rings to appear as colorful emoticons under Mac OS 10.8” #roguelikeproblems +@benwmaddox “Polymorph will no longer generate liches or phoenixes, to avoid odd outcomes with phylacteries and phoenix eggs.” +My hobby: reading bugfix logs of games with complicated AI subsystems +@vogon oh boy something for the TSA to confiscate +@Viss … this imaginary guy really cares about yoghurt parfait +@0x17h (but only if they’re straight) +@0x17h are you… are you cat factsing a tag +@thegrugq they play Null Dereference. The only winning move is not to play +@vogon when I was just making an artwork improvement suggestion. +@vogon … so then I was annoyed that the bot is trying to make some profound comment on the worth of redditors’ politics, +@vogon well, my comment was “I think you should tone down the colors in the background…” :p +Weird reddit bot encounters: replies to comments beginning “I think” or “I believe” with “wow! I never thought of it that way” +Gender identities are like a sports team. Most people support their home team and that’s fine – but there are other options, including none. +@infosecjerk @Packetknife “why don’t you drink?” asks everyone else of me. Gee… +@Packetknife autocorrect went there +@Packetknife hmm trying to think of a pun concerning being overweight +@bSr43 yay +@michaeldinn @_wirepair I apparently have both, simultaneously. +@michaeldinn @_wirepair uninstall *what*? Chrome itself? +@_wirepair pasted some text and it silently failed… +@abby_ebooks this tweet makes too much sense, please revise +@jesster_king kill -9 frontmost app +@m1sp ... so I did! +@m1sp http://t.co/RgOcBZvw9Q +# 340586398841204737 +@janiczek yeah... except I can never remember what that middle squiggle is, either! +@Ammoniak ninety-one degrees fahrenheit is the exact opposite of brrr, my friend! +@Xaosopher ..... Super Smash Brothers? :p +@Xaosopher hahaha, I hate Cards Against Humanity ;) +@Xaosopher July Twenty-Somethingth through the first few days of August +@marginoferror yup, got my first two levels of that, third is in the queue +@Xaosopher that reminds me... don't let me forget to bring moisturizers to Vegas this year. Which I had never needed before in my life. +@marginoferror I am All About The Drones, it's basically all I've been training, Drones is 5, Scout Drone Operation will be 5 in four hours +@marginoferror vexor +(I was just mining in the background while I worked my way through some IRL technical reading, in the combat ship I was already in.) +Eve Online: apparently if you go mining in an un-miningish-enough ship, people will assume you're too poor to buy one and give you money +@alethenorio kill-nine the frontmost app. Critical when an opengl program bites it +@m1sp *polite proddling* +@thezeist I assumed this would be about pointers… +@_larry0 people who live in places where water freezes in May should also not own a pool +(The problem was that a minimized full-screen program crashed and took over when I accidentally alt-tabbed to it) +@gu3st yeah if I could do that I wouldn’t be looking up commands on a second computer. +@rikardlang yeah - because a game crashed. +Someday, I *will* remember "command-option-shift-escape" without having to look it up on a second computer #osxproblems +@jb33z um………… no it’s not? Because I’m not fat. I’m objectively not eating too much. +@jb33z but I basically *never* have three meals a day +@jb33z well my soda intake is almost zero if that’s what you’re asking. Mostly drink juice. +@m1sp wat +@savagejen grats! +@xa329 probably because I’m already speaking English :p +@DrPizza I ate a frozen personal pizza for lunch every day for four years in high school. It’s part of my genetics now +@qDot lol overnight shipping +@jb33z it turns out lots of calories is a good thing when you only remember to eat once a day. +I deserve a medal for walking to the store in 91° weather to buy a frozen pizza rather than have one delivered to my door. +@securityskeptic @WeldPond one can’t rectify a decade of lax security by moving from three patch cycles a year to four. +@splicer83 @LarryBundyJr nah, you’re misreading it: if the price lowers before release, Amazon, at least, won’t shaft you. +@securityskeptic @WeldPond Enabling Java is never okay. +@FVT too little too late. Java is a mature project and it’s been Oracle’s responsibility for a few years now. +In particular, Oracle wants us to be impressed they went from 3 security patch cycles a year to 4. Vastly more secure sw than theirs does 12 +I’m deeply amused by Oracle’s optimistic spin on Java’s security https://t.co/9z3nSfPiV5 “record high of security patches!” +@chort0 a ha ha ha haaaaaaaaaa!!! Forwarding this to coworkers… +@Md1986ok TinyKeep game +@thegrugq that reminds me — you’re coming to Vegas this year right? I promise not to stare at my shoes. +@chort0 context? +@tinyblob @gsuberland wh… wh… why +@i0n1c @geekable I’m so glad those 7,994 filenames were inlined before the graphs. +@xkeepah D: +@DrPizza I am aware of humans who use them, but I wouldn’t call them a mainstay… +The “drunken bishop” algorithm behind visual ssh keys http://t.co/VV3iZGCYkf +@DrPizza oh it works, just not in a way I find particularly productive. +@trap0xf Waffle House is open during the day?! +@thezeist yeah so I guess my real complaint is the sudden implementation of special snowflake image picker +@ra6bit @mattblaze @eevee oh it absolutely counts. The grisly detail was amazing. +@sanguis3k yeah — apparently the issue is that since I’m paying pounds the bank thought I was suddenly *in* England +I got an automated fraud prevention call! It wants to know if I made a purchase in the town of Internet, United Kingdom +@ternus … your traveling salesman algorithm is broken… +Kickstarter is claiming my card was declined. I can log in to my bank and see their one dollar test charge just fine. No notices. Whaaaat +Also I have a critical case of the grumpy tonight 👿 Disregard my intense misanthropy +@bhelyer I noticed that they’re pestering me, that doesn’t mean I care about them. +@bhelyer no, I don’t use their code, I have no use for their code, it would not affect my life if their github was swallowed by Cthulhu. +@bhelyer I posted about being annoyed by yet another open source project that treats all passerby as having infinite time and interest +Hooray, more open source maintainers who believe that I owe them my time for a project I don’t care about. It’s your crummy code buddy +@DarthNull @xkcd @zygen they already covered why you can’t do it *from earth’s surface*, but we can put a projector in space… +Chrome on OSX has this new marvelous feature where it flashes my wallpaper when I change tabs! +.@zygen I’m really surprised America doesn’t just project a giant star spangled banner on the moon yet because who could stop them +@zygen I need to get a bat signal so I can complain when twitter is completely down +@mojinations yeah, I'm on autopilot, that's the idea :) +@_larry0 no, cookies are banned in favor of salmonella-safe cookie dough, which is superior in every way. +Happy compromises: reading a programming ebook while flying between points in Eve. +@PhilippBayer actually I really need to play Daggerfall (it came out when I was too young to be allowed to play games like that) +@PhilippBayer so, do all missions in broad daylight, got it. +The definition of metagame is: the NPC offers you a mission he says will be easy. The promised reward is remarkably high. Better suit up... +@m1sp @ELLIOTTCABLE I think "Blameston" is my favorite star system name yet. "Yeah sure pin it on Blameston just like you always do!" +@Packetknife I had a feeling it was her :) +@Packetknife hi +None of you objected to my assertion that I am supreme leader of earth - and that makes it true. +As supreme leader of earth I shall now ban sounds that strongly resemble IM chimes and dings from all techno +# 340251824403656704 +@sneakin I’m not playing around. I was actually trying to see the page. It gave me json. +@_JerryWood chrome on iOS, yeah. +My local bookstore is two floors… and has a built-in Starbucks… which sells cheesecake. #help +@puellavulnerata but the bondage is the best part… +@kyhwana aside from the occasional psychotic breakdown, yes :) +Click link to iOS App Store, receive spew of json. Yes, yes this is helpful +@kyhwana that was the only justification I was aware of… she was a bit too sheltered, I think. +@kyhwana the best part is she ASSUMED he did illegal drugs. The shadiest thing he ever did was give a 20yo a beer +@kyhwana this same furry friend of mine also liked to drink though and my mother seemed horrified I would hang out with him +@kyhwana nope, never had a drink in my life +@kyhwana I’m not a furry though :p I also don’t remember at all why I had a cat ears headband that day +@kyhwana … when I walked in with kitty ears she gave me a look like I said I was gay. But that didn’t happen yet. +@kyhwana well, see, there was this boy, who I was friends with, who was a furry, and I don’t know exactly what he told her about it but… +@waruikoohii I think she was mostly afeared that the young man who had told her about being a furry was corrupting my innocent youth +True story: my mother found out what furries are the same day I happened to come home in a kitty ear headband. +@kyhwana considering who the author is, I’m surprised that text isn’t really offensive (in my opinion anyway) +Hmm… furries, when did you wake up and realize you’d gone mainstream? http://t.co/3tPTtEvRR7 +@geekable @dinodaizovi do you take me for a fool? Pinkie Pie’s cutie mark is balloons +@geekable @dinodaizovi why does your pony have mp3 buttons on her pastern +@TwitterForNews well… that escalated quickly. +So apparently the twitter client suddenly needs location services because they implemented a special snowflake custom image picker +@grp also why don’t my photos just, like, not have GPS tags from the pov of a sandboxed application without location services? +@grp except that it just started this yesterday. +And the license on the back says that using the card is consent to the terms, but maybe their lawyers said to get that signature anyway… +My visa gift card is “not valid unless signed.” To what possible end? There’s no name on it. It’s not registered to anyone. +@gangstahugs I am, but it didn’t do this until yesterday. +@JZdziarski actually the phone is on 5.1 and the privacy tab was added in iOS6 or I assume so as I can’t find one :) +@JZdziarski http://t.co/cfbOpvoXNQ +@JZdziarski and you’re updated? Because I updated yesterday and it won’t let me do it. +@RSnake you realize I mean the doll I am holding right? Though I will double check with the Pinkie Pie you are probably thinking of :p +Oh, and taking a picture on the spot is different from accessing photos already stored. The prior doesn’t need location services. +People saying it doesn’t: you forgot the instructions on how to make it not do that. +Also: Twitter for iPhone now requires “location services” to use photos. It didn’t used to. Whaaaaat +I've been endorsed by famous hacker Pinkie Pie to be a judge for the Pwnie Awards - inform @dinodaizovi http://t.co/TZHidq4oUn +Got in a semi-argument on reddit and the other person used the word “presunpyious.” So now I imagine they’re an 8yo sounding it out. +@mike_acton I’m not sure. It’s just a gut reaction. I guess they have more history than most kick starting groups, though. +@mike_acton though clearly they’re not going to have any trouble convincing people to trust they’re double-good for it :p +@landley it came out a few weeks ago. +@mike_acton — beyond all shadow of a doubt before they presume to ask for more kick funding. +@mike_acton I’ve kicked dicier things for sure, but I still feel that a company should completely knock a kickstarter out of the park — +@Thedeadlybutter I think with Kickstarter one has a responsibility to backers to prove, beyond ALL DOUBT, you’re good for it +Should Double Fine really be doing a second Kickstarter before the first one is fully delivered? I realize it’s different teams, but still. +@innismir and that’s 100% totally okay with me. The burden is on cops to be adults, not on children to be adults. +I really love @verge ! The way their web page crashes my iPad’s browser EVERY TIME has doubtlessly saved me hours of reading. +@focalintent so, about my program that calculates pi… +@innismir what you want to bet a 14yo had no concept that shrinking away from unwanted touch is “resisting an officer”? +@innismir I’m not impressed with police who feel the need to arrest every child who gives them lip. That’s all it comes down to. +@innismir and he insists he was busy holding a dog at the time, how else would his arms be? But that’s not very threatening in any case. +@innismir and the point is — IN AGGREGATE there is an endless deluge of stories like this; a pattern of police overreaction. +@innismir the police freely admit they tackled him because he tensed up and turned away. Not because he sprinted or punched them or w/e +@innismir yeah, and the correct response is “excuse me, we’re still talking here.” +@innismir I’m not die-hard anti-cop. I come from a cop family. But I’m sick of their “everyone is a threat at all times” attitude. +@innismir if they can produce evidence that he had a gun, a knife, or an armed drone, I’d be happy to consider he posed a threat to officers +@a_greenberg no name? Is this literally a sample? +@innismir I am far more concerned with what is right, just, and true, than what officers can squirm out of being reprimanded for. +@innismir that’s nice. +If you can’t react to a teenager shrugging you off in a calm and reasonable matter, you *REALLY* shouldn’t be a cop… +@landley yes…? That’s the point. The book on the right implies that Linux is “rare.” +The language used by the police officer to justify tackling a 14yo holding a puppy for “resisting” is terrifying http://t.co/2VtwzfnLS1 +@dinodaizovi @0xcharlie ooh ooh pick me pick me. +@dinodaizovi “gravitational challenge” is my new euphemism +@ra6bit yeah so most of the TSA works at the TSA because they're not very bright +@ra6bit well come now everyone knows not to run with scissors. But who’s taught not to run with guns? +@TheNRAO hmm… I can’t quite put my finger on it, but this looks photoshopped. +Oh gods it blinks http://t.co/6wxADRbS4o +@Kufat http://t.co/teRRLv0bwq +I’ve actually had difficulty getting through the pointers book, and little things like that make me hesitate to recommend it… +@elliottcable hahaha. Well I’ve only lost one ship so far, not counting the ones the tutorial gives you. +@elliottcable I try. I also try not to blow all my gifted money in eve and I seem to be succeeding XD +gdi @github how am I supposed to taunt mongo developers now +http://t.co/3dXb6kOzf8 <—> http://t.co/zt11lTdg3p +Lady sees my "geek" shirt... sweetly asks me if I work at Best Buy. +@philsplace of course things will happen. That doesn't absolve the man of losing a gun in a playground. +@mr_chip @mkb I have no intention of hurting them, but they seem to lack this idea of their own personal safety +@kcarmical @_FloridaMan they do, but it’s straight up impossible to catch everything +(Everyone: whether he’s legally entitled to conceal carry is entirely besides the point that he brought and LOST a gun in a children’s park) +@spacerog right Such as… … a private park for children maybe? +“Gosh, how was I supposed to know a private park for children swarming with security guards doesn’t allow concealed guns?” - @_FloridaMan +@_larry0 I don’t think google takes longer than seven days to patch critical security vulnerabilities they are aware of +@info_dox err, not any more than before? The previous policy was 60 days +Google revises disclosure policy: if they find an in-the-wild exploit against your stuff, they will go full disclosure after seven days +@kivikakk hmm yes… I recognize some of these lines. +@mattblaze pretty sure that’s old speak +@Jono @0xcharlie he meant security researcher Jon Oberheide, who goes by ‘jono’ on IRC :) +@0xcharlie oooh someone’s in trouble. But are you sure that’s the right @Jono ? :) +The only way to cope with our commute is to model other drivers as video game enemies lacking malice rather than rational actors +@m1sp here’s another item for your juvenalia collection http://t.co/g0M7fMXghl +@amanicdroid @0x17h so THAT’S what I was doing wrong! +@_BluShine @femfreq then I'm not sure what we could be disagreeing about. +@m1sp ding ding ding http://t.co/RnAfkd73cU +@_BluShine @femfreq they are causing actual, material, measurable problems against her free speech, not just making fun of her. Harassment. +@aaronsnoswell @m1sp he is a boy from a fictional world without very many computers :), and he's a bit... dour. +@_BluShine @femfreq this story has been going on for a long, long time now, since the moment she started talking about the project. +@m1sp I'm drawing Katarosi now and she looks extremely dorky :D +@m1sp and tiny! Look at that wittle 16px Governor of Dour Town and his cape +@meursalt GIF AS IN GOD AS IN GOD'S OWN PRONUNCIATION +@elliottcable Every girl needs a CS hate blog +Also, metro seems to have... problems with gifs. +Pixel art for my slowly, slowly progressing NES project... http://t.co/mGKhddRnq2 (attn. @m1sp ) Hooray for extreme color limitations +@m1sp I'm working on Glory in the Thunder in an actual thunderstorm :D +@Forkk13 *checks profile* > Texas Insert generic remark ;) +Rewrote one of my fancy orchestra pieces as chiptune --> https://t.co/w2KWJXvrV9 +# 339859865839218688 +@Mordicant it’s… considering there’s no profound reasoning in the source code, I’d consider it borderline firing-worthy. +@Mordicant 10% of the time it will finish the exception and log it… 90% of the time it just silently returns. +@solak how did we get e-dialog’s? +@Office @MSFTnews how about the time it took to choose a wildly inappropriate, faddish font that clashes with the background? +@hackerfantastic well, renting a hotel ain’t exactly free. But in Black Hat’s case, they’re billing corporations to subsidize Other Things. +@_BluShine @femfreq … why do you suppose there’s a difference? +I think this is the first time I ever mouthed “what the HELL” looking at a single line of code https://t.co/jPDLjwNx5t via @cowtowncoder +@puellavulnerata sometimes they’re a gods-darned parody of themselves +@puellavulnerata … where is this from ? D: +@m1sp as harm none. +Freed. That word always looks wrong. Freed. Onwards my noble freed +@spacerog read my next seven tweets or so :) +@0x17h old junk is 32-bit computers that don’t act their size. +@sleepydashie they’ll make ones with integrated glasses when they go into mass production +It also looks further away than I expected it would. +Yes I could see it through my glasses, but it’s a bit faint and can’t sit right in the sweet spot. Too blurry to read without my glasses. +@sleepydashie awkward and difficult to keep lined up in the sweet spot, and it fades the image a bit. +However @focalintent has this sweet astronomy projection app on it A++ +Obligatory “I nicked Google Glass from a coworker” selfie. Unfortunately it taxes my weak right eye a bit much. http://t.co/WWnXIoNu4K +@Zavie I like how it's very explicit that this is the COMMONWEALTH of Massachusetts we're discussing. +It's been seventeen seconds and I'm not deluged by British people telling me clearly it means Boston, Lincolnshire... it must be tea time. +Google. http://t.co/tngY4zoXxi +@jenniferbn2 curse these oceans (really, Nevada is about as far from my house as England is, but it's a "domestic" flight) +@tomkrall only if I read newest-first. +@r3d4ct3d and with a pinch of luck, I will be presenting, so you will surely hear a lot about that :p +@r3d4ct3d since when do I not live tweet ANYTHING. +Reservation for Blackhat/Defcon hotel made. I'm not so broke I need to beg friends for crash space anymore :) +According to @ternus I have a doppelganger in Israel of all places. +@PiennePN @zenalbatross idk the people who survived Jurassic Park I guess +@emptythevoid doesn’t fall in enough holes to be me :) +@WTFuzz \o/ +I should request a week off just to blow through my reading queue. +“Hardcover: $92 Paperback: $70 Paperback edition not available in US or Canada.” That’s racist against rich people! +@_larry0 online. SHARE50 +zomg zomg half off at MIT press I don’t even know what to choose there’s so many +@blowdart I am aware. The point is still that the cartoon exists, not what they think of it :p +@comex haha yeah … +@blowdart sure, they mistakenly call MLP a “minor” success. But the point was that the cartoon exists. +Cartoon about a boy who gets a super hero ring but it turns him into a girl. I reckon I approve. http://t.co/UwrvrE0Z4r +The new <s>gtalk</s> hangouts UI built into Chrome is astoundingly space-inefficient. I say one word, previous line scrolls off #uirage +@AIRmusictech uhh I don't have a product key. Whence the original complaint that this is confusing. +@briankrebs what How are they even a paper then even personal blogs do that +Oh look. Apple AGAIN approves pirated, duplicate copies of an app already in their store. http://t.co/oaEPnrYWPm via @TwoLivesLeft +@zygen … nice. +@brokenhegemony @reoccupy @0x17h “all you vast majority of people who aren’t white men need to join the white men ie humanity!” #pro +Newbie @DarrenPMeyer hates Cygwin. He’s woken up in hell here at “it’s a Visual Studio project with a perl and tcl/tk dependency”-code +I had a horrible nightmare. My house flooded and all my electronics were destroyed and when I went I the store they only had Blackberries. +@attritionorg nobody’s too young for Squirrel Girl! Err… +@attritionorg what are you writing, fan mail to Squirrel Girl? +@_wirepair wut. +@mdowd now accepting donations to fulfill my dream of visiting Australia +(Just means I have to deregister the duplicates - I don't lose the book...) +Apparently I've downloaded this eBook on too many devices, which really means I uninstalled and reinstalled Kindle repeatedly +@mdowd but but but The saddest face! +You know, my little kanban app for Windows 8 has been done for a long time. I just need to make a logo for it... +@_wirepair @aaronportnoy it certainly puts my fans into high gear (if you know what I mean) +@Xecantur except the article doesn't have anything to do with strength of crypto :) +@_wirepair … who zips a 7zip?! :p +@_wirepair but Where is download +@mdowd nooo! +@m1sp_ebooks yay! +@bascule @miuaf “looking for the sort of coder who doesn’t take flak from fig trees” +@qDot what did I just read +@m1sp I found a pacifist player with this big long in-character bio. It's adorable. +# 339513178935422976 +@QuantumG it's not about trusting *me*. It's about handling customer-sensitive data. I don't go around looking for unlocked Gameboys. +@QuantumG so do code reviews, audits, and everything else that it's our job to do. +@QuantumG all I did was type in "don't leave it unlocked!" on the search screen. We handle sensitive data. +The Unlocked Fairy finds an unattended iPad. The owner returns and does not seem thankful for the Unlocked Fairy's magic blessing. +I take it the recycling bin is full http://t.co/5qiBzEKsOf +@kaepora have you solicited feedback from users? +Gmail is 502’ing… I didn’t do it this time +@casualmalexlfan @qDot I’m… guessing someone forgot to write a separate error text for “name rejected for vulgarity” +@echristo Ubuntu. +"A debugging session is active. Inferior 1 [process 2508] will be killed." Wow gdb that is a really harsh thing to call my program +"The program 'gdb' is currently not installed." But nasm was? Go figure. +@lintile it's... it's so pretty th-NO BAD ABADIDEA YOU HAVE A NICE GREEN LAPTOP FOR WINDOWS +This cutesy real-time roguelike with a focus on enemy AI is almost to its pledge goal --> http://t.co/3U5WI7niqX +@lintile the pink laptop still works just fine despite its little accident and I paid all of $50 for it brand new in the box ;) +The dynamic duo @MarkKriegsman and @focalintent are working on LED driving algorithms and cameras just can’t capture the vibrant range +@jgeorge inquire with @focalintent +I'm disappointed how pale this looks compared to IRL... typical Veracoder desk accessory. https://t.co/fXwzD63u7d +http://t.co/kvXomcqRQH I don’t agree with the final conclusion “don’t use cryptography.” We NEED it so bad. Use well-tested solutions. +@BenLaurie the first thousand are always the hardest. +I walked into a meeting and the wall was a flat screen TV with four webcam views of remote coworkers #thefuture +@m_cars I didn’t even realize the game would let you keep buy orders going that you couldn’t pay. +@_wirepair pro. +@focalintent Ohai!! +@QuantumG so when you sell the UI warns you that you're selling for 99% below average price but you're actually right on the money +@QuantumG in eve the "going price" for some cheap things is highly skewed by people trying to sell for way too much +Though the scams where they trade an item in exchange for your money AND your item seem to be largely the fault of a poor interface. +Example scam going on right now: "I'm selling for 600 isk each! Below local average!" Divide total by units, they're 6000 each. Duh. +Eve Online: flew out to Dodixie to watch the scammers. Who actually falls for these?! +@akopa it's not haskell that's bad and I know it. It's just that my creepiest stalker ever was a fanboy :p +@rantyben .... *slow clap* +According to the pi calculator I just wrote in asm, pi == 9.909090909090909090909090909090909090909090909090... . Hmm. Might need some work +@amanicdroid you're a doctor so it must be true +I need to glue a sign to my monitor: "if your asm is segfauling and you don't know why, YOU FORGOT BRACKETS AROUND A SYMBOL" +@JZdziarski @comex no, no, the reptilians. (Also, it wouldn't be a firmware patch, probably just a plist tweak) +Hmm you know it's been a few weeks since I've heard about anything getting ddos'd is it exams time or something +@stillchip @schrotthaufen no, it's straight asm. The process terminates and the OS reports a floating point error. +@schrotthaufen @stillchip well, yes, but the wording itself is what I am complaining of :p +@stillchip except I wrote the asm div instruction myself :p +# 339160383761825792 +Computer I agree that I divided by zero but I really don't see how an integer division instruction raises a floating point error +@snrson in my case it went very smoothly as it was actually a summer session for gifted teens +@panther_modern @Private_Dev most either fail out or give up after the first year +@panther_modern @Private_Dev in my experience, in the US, in a class of 20 you'll probably have one or two cheaters, but only at 101 level +And yes, I both taken CS101 and TA'd it :) +@panther_modern @Private_Dev how common cheating is in CS actually depends very much on what country we're talking about +.@Private_Dev the sorts of students who cheat at CS 101 frequently show a startling inability to remember the structure w/o a template. +In this case it was an otherwise complete program that omitted "int main() {" and final "}". That would probably stump most CS 101 cheaters. +@puellavulnerata it's a completely 100% working answer. It just omits main() { } in an otherwise complete file with includes and all. +I suspect some stackoverflow answers contain deliberately noncompiling code, to stop kids from simply copy-pasting as homework. +@dancapper @xthread @dakami you set ONE COMPUTER ON FIRE on camera... +@MarkKriegsman whenever "rep stosd" became a thing, which I'm guessing was 386. +@MarkKriegsman ... hey it's still cool even if it uses an operating system because it works on multiple operating systems w/o modification +My asm program has one unit test: did it segfault y/n +@DaKnObCS I know! They won't reassign me their IP block for some reason... +@DaKnObCS twasn't me! however did you actually notice that though :p +@thoward37 they better well read mine. Because my comments are hee-larious. +How self-praising are my comments in an asm program allowed to be? Is "look at that smooth devil" a little too far? :p +I think Amazon and Google are conspiring to hide the one page I want from the preview of a sixty dollar book +@comex kids these days, all think their elders are crazy… +It’s a beautiful day to go for a walk and have a mild allergic reaction to all the freshly cut grass. +@comex bet what's a coincidence? The behavior has objectively changed and I don't remember updating anything. +@comex then suddenly on Friday it stopped doing that and the VPN has not shut down no matter how long the device sleeps +@comex My VPN used to always aggressively shut down and I complained about it on Twitter a lot +@pmjordan don’t have a carrier +In particular I’m confused because I’ve never seen an iOS device silently change behavior before without an explicit update step. +@pmjordan I use the built in VPN +So did Apple push out a silent change to how my iOS VPN works? http://t.co/MOHWsnq4AA because it’s been days and it’s still going +@mattapuzzo @jenvalentino @thegrugq you better bet your bottom dollar you’re effectively a criminal in this day and age. +@m1sp hugglepoke +@rantyben yes, the difference is that everything I do, I do stone cold sober... which makes it even funnier IMO. +@zanelackey should I laugh or share sympathies? +@rantyben aaaaaand there it is. +@rantyben I feel lie this tweet is your version of my “I’m going to try something with a lighter” +@dakami well, the universe is expanding, so everything has to be moving apart. +@borgmamel @0x17h I think that’s more a basic limitation of storytelling format +@attritionorg and they say *my* after-midnight tweets are weird… +@rogueclown @niteshad the ad was insinuating that inorganic minerals are useless to your body because they’re inorganic, duh! #iron #irony +I find Haskell to be triggering. Yes, in the tumblr social justice sense. Loooong story, creepy dude. +* Start reading a paper on a spigot algorithm for pi * Surprise! It’s actually a Haskell propaganda tract http://t.co/ewWhGP9PDr +Just saw a health nut ad to “learn the difference between organic and inorganic minerals.” I guess they want me to take amber pills. +Check chapter 13 for what these people are advocating for “active defense” of intellectual property http://t.co/AN4N5C4RIh (hint: malware) +@Raxphiel I've never reached the "second job" stage of any game, actually... +@mdowd I pay you to audit code, not grammar (I don't pay you) (But you're still welcome to audit my code anytime) +@mdowd It's called "Victorian subtitling" geez http://t.co/D68NTFLkeA +@EntroX -- @m1sp and I briefly joined, but they were very suspicious of us and wouldn't give us any actual fleet location info XD +In which 0xabad1dea writes a love letter to her space ship. http://t.co/5Xf0wYa8jy +@comex I don't feel like teaming up with random strangers though :) +Also, today my husband said: "wow, you're STILL playing eve?" Apparently this was genuinely unexpected. +I think I need to start a corp in Eve just so people will stop inviting me to theirs... #antisocial +@JackLScanlan here’s your cookie for reminding me I don’t know everything +@WhiteMageSlave zomg did you know that Resetti says something specific in Brawl if the camera leaves him behind +Smash Art: I summon the dark fury of the Reset Button http://t.co/gBUwDA3QN9 +@Mr_Reed_ probably was back in Virginia. But yes 25 is exactly right :) +@Mr_Reed_ I like that you assume this was the year it came out — for all you know I could be sixteen :p +True story: when I was 14 my grandmother said I wasn’t allowed to play Morrowind because it looked too scary. So I raised the gamma. +But graaaaandmaaaa video games are SUPER educational. I can sing the whole Brawl theme in Latin +# 338804188068864000 +A sad chiptune https://t.co/oxaGvZMhLd "Not another hymn!" - @inversephase in about thirty seconds +@raudelmil No, it disappears *when you click Not Spam*. +@AIRmusictech your website is confusing and you should feel bad. It should say VERY CLEARLY, UP FRONT I can't just buy Ignite. +@infosecjerk @puellavulnerata they can’t implement in a bad context what they don’t know. +@PresidentHoodie peanut butter pop tarts?!? Oh gods want why doesn’t my store have them +Anyone know @jonmatonis ? His account has clearly been hacked and it’s just sitting there… +@MrToph well it’s not wrong. +@kvegh syncing flags is hard! +@pchengi and is *no longer on the screen I was just using to read it* +Eve warps your sense of scale really fast. “These maniacs have TWO space stations orbiting the SAME moon! How can they live so crowded” +@friestog so what?!?! It's fundamentally broken UI. It doesn't just violate Principle of Least Surprise, it throws it on the ground & spits +I should emphasize: *disappears*. It completely vanishes from my sight. It's gone. Poof. No more wordsies for me to readsies +@friestog it DISAPPEARS. I was STILL READING IT. +Dear gmail: 1) view legit mail in spam folder 2) instinctively click "not spam" 3) it disappears and remains "read" DO YOU SEE THE PROBLEM? +@puellavulnerata they were really popular in the 90s for blinging denim jackets :p +@vathpela you're actually close enough to my house to have done it so are you joking or +@puellavulnerata a bedazzler is a glue gun for children for sticking rhinestones on things. +Should I even ask how the beer box in my living room got bedazzled? +Someone made a smiley face out of sale stickers on the shopping cart return sign. I like this human. +Eve Online: I destroyed a shield generator! It dropped some loot! It dropped ... ... ... ... ... ... ... dairy products. +@Ruzvay @Kufat still counts ;) +@Ruzvay @Kufat a bad password is a bad password is a bad password no matter what technology it is implemented with +Ten points for style, minus three for spelling, anonymous hacker. http://t.co/XS5Tr12Wb3 via @Kufat +@m1sp I see you there. Stop being so afk on teh chats! +@savagejen it takes anywhere from weeks to years. I’m pretty sure the letters are normal to ward off being pestered about it +Sleep in late, receive dream vision of new static analysis algorithm. Good deal. +@rantyben in my opinion, only specific threats against specific people count as “not free speech”; that image not specific enough. +@kikitheman it helped me a lot in the Angry Newly Unconverted Phase. +@thegrugq @snare what did you do to make youtube prompt about opening in an external application +@thegrugq @snare #jokeexplainerexplainer +It's two in the morning and my biggest problem in life is: but who wrote the anonymous IOCCC entry of 1984? +@wimremes sigh +@wimremes wut, what did they confiscate ? +I wonder who at @StateDept got stuck tweeting after midnight on a Saturday night ;) +@snare your question answers itself +@m1sp o.o +@YourMomBot you have no idea +@sanguis3k for me that would be a fail :p +@Ionustron ... so I think the secret of my style is a stalwart refusal to actually study the "correct" way to do it ;) +@Ionustron I have no idea what I'm doing, I just am make square go wooOOOooOOOooo :p +@Ionustron well I already finished it --> https://t.co/AFbYL4C5XR <-- it's just another little RPG loop :) +@Xaosopher sure but is it legaerrrr ethical? +@Kosta_Kosta_ yup. Though safe to assume it refers to my husband lacking further context :p +I need to get some sort of decibel-based shock collar for Dear Husband and Delightful Housemate. +@tpw_rules played with it once, didn't like it... I actually prefer a few simple generators I have good control over... +@demize95 well you can never 100% avoid morons but you can come reasonably close :p +@demize95 basically, the "advice animal" parts attract the most morons. And there are actual MRA boards, of course, it's a free country. +@demize95 oh they're there. It's entirely a question of which subreddit you're on. They're distinct mini-universes. +I call this a "one laptop battery chiptune" because that's how long I spent on it. https://t.co/AFbYL4C5XR +@sakjur oh and the backpain. Oh and being accused of dressing improperly, wearing a normal t-shirt. +# 338444267460648960 +@sakjur It's like being really fat but only in one spot. Fitting nightmare. +@sakjur Indeed. If I go to the store, most of the dresses etc simply won't fit me. +@apiary I'm writing music! +On that note, I am probably the only reddit user who subscribes to this subset... http://t.co/c0jpzyflkc +@chead ..... :( +Never date someone until you see what subreddits they subscribe to. +@lindgrenM we've had zero problems and everything is great :) +Chiptune problems: halp my square waves are canceling each other out +Once again, half the company is here playing Drunk Quest, and I'm playing Avoid Drunks So I Can Write Music Quest #antisocial +Frustration that this Saturday is slipping by because it's rainy and I'm low-energy. Suddenly recall that I apparently have the Monday off. +Whoever wrote all the wikipedia entries on the different musical keys seems to think that music only happened in the 19th century. +@akopa well in my opinion their priorities don't make sense so no :p +@wgl8 and yes, at one point, a few years ago, in America, my electricity was going out a few times a week. +@wgl8 my access to water, electricity, internet, and health care went up when I ditched Ruralia. And so did my extra money. +@ameaijou the number of times I will need to *offhandedly* know the size of a criminally dangerous cipher is likely zero :p +@ameaijou it’s a certification that one holds a general USEFUL knowledge of IT security that can be put to use in general practice; +@ameaijou @veorq and is frequently accused of being… behind the times. Like so. +@ameaijou @veorq CISSP is a certification to do a job, not a four-year degree in theory. +@oh_rodr @thegrugq fortunately they let you count the nodes and don’t make you guess if that’s 500 meters away or 200… +I just wrote this very long rant on generational spending differences and tumblr failed to post it. Probably for the best. +@thegrugq I actually don’t have a license. Because I have poor depth perception. +@benwmaddox I like computers. +@me_irl I think I just searched Bluetooth keyboard mouse on amazon +@8bitstatic I have no opinion, actually… +@ezchili you northerners and your summer “evening”… +@angelXwind why would I want to make my most secure computer not very secure anymore? :) +@angelXwind nope. Never. +@Xaosopher rural is the worst +@jjarmoc fair +@8bitstatic in my case I had to run an efi recovery utility after Mint installed to put windows back on the boot list +@8bitstatic that laptop dual boots. If you get one with EFI instead of BIOS, do some googling to make sure your distro will dual correctly +Of course, I had to move to make the idea of not having a car viable. Don’t be both rural and a lover of technology. +@8bitstatic anyway I play Guild Wars 2 on low settings on my $300 laptop and it’s okay +@8bitstatic Skyrim is one of those games that’s a five-year benchmark :) +(Yes, I understand that if no one bought new cars, there wouldn’t be any used cars :p ) +@angelXwind the VPN is completely separate from the wifi, it aggressively shuts down more than the wifi does.m +@8bitstatic for $500 you can get a laptop that will play most games, but not Skyrim and other very intensive ones +@Kufat the bus, remember? Because we escaped rural hell. +@8bitstatic iPad, laptop, more laptop, more iPad, etc. +(We have a car now, and it’s used. Why do people even buy new cars?) +Older folk called me a “big spender” for buying a $500 computer twice a year, while their car payment was $500 a month and mine zero. +Quote from this article of several months ago, on the mystery of why people like me put off a car as long as possible http://t.co/JpyAq7XQbQ +“I don’t believe that young buyers don’t care about owning a car. We just think nobody truly understands them yet.” — only a marketer… +The true risk of Google Glass http://t.co/TLnOG5aIcq +Larry Page: “your dang privacy is getting in the way of my goals!” Eric Schmidt: “Fight for your privacy!” http://t.co/d6oQ4vwCFj +@myfreeweb I promise I would not be expressing confusion if I had just updated my iOS. +Two people suggested “ghost of Steve Jobs” within ten seconds of each other. +All of the sudden the iPad is keeping the VPN up across device sleeps. What did I do right? +I’m glad I found out DH invited my *manager* over for cards before I went downstairs half-dressed +@m1sp and your very next tweet… lol +@m1sp slice of life comics, which are popular in Japan. +@SarahAnneWillia @WhiteMageSlave agreed, stranger. I had a serious case of zora-kin at the time +@0x60 nope that’s right :) +I'm still working on that Paper Mario/Touhou cover btw. But I have no idea if I am make sound good??? https://t.co/CoHXbzxTRb +oh no I restarted Chrome and for some reason the font size of the URL bar is very. slightly. bigger. #uirage +@comex you can come fly with us :) +@m1sp "The Caldari would rather die than have their plans go to the Gallente!" They hate us for our freedom +@xa329 newest and it's a kindle edition, chapter one first volume, immediately before the section on unicode +Does health insurance cover Gamer's Elbow? +@PiersonBro I think the game is using the premise that everyone has essentially unlimited CPU, so there's no uncrackable crypto. +@PiersonBro well presumably computers aren't going to get twice as fast every 18 months for the next *several thousand years* +@PiersonBro don't know; cryptography has accomplished what was assumed impossible a few times already in the past century. +My favorite thing about Eve Online is that they have instantaneous interstellar communications but never solved the key distribution problem +@spacerog Adobe is Not As Bad As They Used To Be and Verizon screws up our billing Only Occasionally. +@H0lyPuma oh, are they still around? +@comex is so +@comex Google! So lackadaisy and inconsistent +@oh_rodr I see you there +@0x30n is utterly perfect in every way! +Oracle has bad process. Twitter is flaky. Apple is too secretive. Nintendo can't design a system interface. MS is bloated. Who did I miss? +Oh my gods this is too precious a tweet accusing twitter of being flaky was sent to drafts +Sometimes I say something negative about a company and someone who works there favorites it and I'm not sure what to make of that +I like the Windows Internals book's fantasy that most users and *administrators* will never need to edit the registry directly. +Intel rings 1 and 2 are very lonely. +# 338081226126659584 +@Kurausukun things that should take a minute like adding a new wifi end up taking fifteen to twenty >.< +@Kurausukun once I've spent seventeen years navigating endless menus that take forever to load and get to the ACTUAL GAME, it's fine! +@lukas2511 but the file does exist, and it does have a colon in its name. +SCORE!!! Free skillpoints in eve for downtime while I wasn't playing! +@m1sp ring ring ring ring ring ring ring melissa phone +So Windows has a "taskbar" and "task manager" but nowhere else are they called tasks ... Not quite #uirage but a bit odd. +@thegrugq it's one of those things you need to get in touch with your feminine side for +@fwsudia what did I break now? :D +@sakjur yup +Those asking if the Sprite is from my purse: it has been on my desk as long as the snowflake design suggests. +@k0ck4 mostly online video games. +Somewhere in the Wii-U is a cute and simple touch-driven operating system who wonders where its life went wrong +@dangoodin001 @vogon @jeremiahg I was under the impression Apple paid for that rather than develop their own at the time. +@jeremiahg @dangoodin001 I think one could reasonably say IE is included in the Windows licensing price +@Kufat *hug* +@Dykam I like the way you think. +@blowdart well they ought. But it turns out I do wear other colors ;) +@spangborn http://t.co/g8nKwpVe6P +@blowdart I’m a large men’s, so, extra large woman’s, which many don’t stock. +@sebasmonia @MeryPopppins un poco. +@blowdart yeah so I'm 5'10" and of stout frame - the drop of Swedish really shows +@blowdart depends on how big the girly t shirts go, as I am probably a lot taller than you think :) +@chc40 we sent them our notes on how the Kuaiyong pirate utility was circumventing drm +@grp @tapbot_paul I have your shirts muahaha +I thought my radios had arrived, I got the box half open before I noticed the return address was 1 Infinite Loop http://t.co/mfsNF7Adlx +@Wxcafe I'm allergic to cola ... +Things found in my purse just now: just the bare necessities http://t.co/1es3FQl2mQ +@tpw_rules lol I see you missed the fun... check my profile's image carousel +@tpw_rules Terrible Netbook, Post Fire Event +@maxtch well I gave up trying to fill it with wax after it caught fire. +!!!!! The USB port STILL WORKS if you push hard enough +@maxtch sure, but it's nice that it has both wifi and ethernet and three USB ports and a keyboard and mouse all at the same time +@maxtch heheh - I was trying to follow the tutorial video for sealing wax - but clearly I don't have that expert touch :) +@innismir @MrToph do you mean A Bad Idea or Toph? +@MrToph forgive the sales department, for they know not what they do +If you create "aux.exe" (one of the forbidden filenames) in cygwin then run it in cmd.exe, the error is that it violates your trust settings +@JZdziarski also, it would be 8 + 3 + no null terminator in a real dos implementation :) +@ColinTheMathmo well, I’m *trying* to break software, it’s just breaking before that software even runs :) +@JZdziarski it’s Cygwin. +@nullwhale true story: my cubemate @fredowsley tried very hard to light my ponies on fire with thermite. +@blowdart it's not my fault over twenty years of development wasn't enough to prepare Windows for me +cmd.exe has no idea what to do with this thing either. +@mof18202 cmd.exe doesn't get it either. But I somehow created this file in the first place +@vogon The filename, directory name, or volume label syntax is incorrect. +So I can't delete it because it doesn't exist, but I can't create it because it already exists. That's... that's deep, Cygwin. +I think I broke Windows http://t.co/A3SzStVk5e (again) +Well I’ve discovered new and exciting ways to break the filename before bit9 even gets a chance to refuse to run it +@p0wnlabs it apparently does, as I get an error in the form of (primary name) (unicode square) (alternate stream name) is not approved +I’m probably the first person to ever complain of this: Cygwin’s bash doesn’t support autocomplete of NTFS alternate stream filenames! +@no_structure yes, but simply running them from in bash generates that bash did a no-no +@dangoodin001 clients like tweetbot support “mute” which omits their timeline tweets but not their mentions of you +Bizarrely, the ‘mv’ command in Cygwin triggers bit9 as me trying to execute the argument, but not ‘cp’ +@apiary I can compile anything from source and run it but that’s cheating +Trying to break bit9 for sport. I feel like there must be a way to leverage the fact that Cygwin is approved +@duckinator @m1sp I can’t even dislike them I’m just so puzzled +@nullwhale lol bonus points if they’re bootleg +@spacerog @SEA_Leaks4 @itvlondon in all fairness, twitter two factor doesn’t work with all British carriers. +Babies: why do you throw things ? +A statistically significant portion of my trips to the mall include retrieving something a baby threw when the parent wasn't looking +@NationalistPony just remember… it was the taming of religion and in-group supremacism that gave you the freedom to be openly gay. Bye. +@kcarmical gods yes. No I don’t know why. +Because I’ll be honest “I like nationalism… and Twilight Sparkle” is just a bit outside my notion of great tastes that taste great together +Am I a bad person if I poke conservative bronies like a science experiment to see what they say +@NationalistPony @m1sp but you *do* put the word “nationalist” right in your handle, so you know, individuality, not your thing I guess? +@NationalistPony @m1sp Yeah they like the same things most humans do it turns out including choice concerning family +Honestly I would be in favor of Google getting its own root at this point. It’s probably just IE6 and Friends holding them back… +@NationalistPony @m1sp @tomblackuk oh wow again! Telling his fellow gays what gays prefer. The idea is to have the FREEDOM to marry, silly… +@NationalistPony @m1sp oh wow I think the entire point of that letter just went whoosh +Google is changing all certificates, including who the root is, on August 1st. Go adjust your hard-coded scripts http://t.co/QuEJ57uOGA +@siuying nope, it began with “My hobby:” and had no at-sign +@hemantmehta for another, that’s an extension of the “but you have nothing to hide, right?” justification of invasive surveillance +@hemantmehta for one thing, it’s basically impossible to not make a mistake, especially if you have a business or organization. +@Tomi_Tapio I found it physically difficult to tap on this photo to expand +@m1sp @profoundlypaige @JackLScanlan http://t.co/sm6XIlnf3v apparently we’re all peas in a basket or however that saying goes +Twitter isn’t letting me tweet with the “you can’t send a message to people who aren’t following you” message +@m1sp @tomblackuk @NationalistPony you don’t need to be gay to make a mockery of institutionalized marriage! My husband and I do every day +@m1sp @tomblackuk @NationalistPony because religion and nationalism have such a good track record of accepting different lifestyles. +@tomblackuk @NationalistPony @m1sp this is incredible. In the most literal sense. +@m1sp @JackLScanlan they can’t be one species. Clefairy is from space! +@mdowd my job description is cheating at the halting problem +@FiloSottile the sealing wax caught fire, yes. +@FiloSottile I did +@thegrugq he was busy playing video games… he realized mid-match what I was doing +@geekable I never received the original tweet… +@areyoutoo -- until I had turned the filing cabinets upside down looking for an answer +@areyoutoo if someone called me and asked when a bridge that just collapsed was last inspected, I wouldn't say "I don't know" -- +@JastrzebskiJ hacking power sources? Who gave them THAT idea? +@puellavulnerata @dani0xE … the sad thing is I can totally see the DHS afraid that terr’rists might use video games. +Unfortunately the news link broke. But the Department of Transportation “doesn’t know” when the bridge that collapsed was last inspected. +@DrPizza that’s a funny way to spell google employee… +@akTed_ experiment aborted: laptop is on fire +“The Department of Transportation is not sure when the bridge was last inspected.” http://t.co/Ayk8qvDXA9—208760201.html +@_wirepair one does not simply optimize X +So I have a pirate skull stamp and some fresh soot http://t.co/CKcqA9IJXm +@Zavie testing if one can "disable" it with wax and remove the wax and it will still work +@rob_rix (really though I got it off Ali Express, search netbook and sort by price) +@rob_rix a) China b) your corner store, and also China +@malbolgia it's sealing wax; it's supposed to melt and drip. Didn't go quite like in the video. +Hello new followers. I'm actually a professional researcher. I swear. Stop looking at me like that. You set ONE pink toy laptop on fire--- +So when I called it the ultimate "burner" laptop... +@thegrugq @dakami the ocean, I usually see good sunsets at the ocean. +@Souley Classy. +Let's get an instant replay to see where exactly 0xabad1dea went wrong tonight. http://t.co/EGYRMjdEsc +.@_wirepair @IPvFletch I wasn't sure if the wax would hurt it or not. Which is why I victimized the Terrible Laptop +@dipidoo I did buy actual sealing wax. +. @IPvFletch testing an idea of filling a port with wax to temporarily prohibit it with tamper evidence +And yes, I stopped to take a picture of the USB port on fire before I put it out. http://t.co/5OR7lnlSxg +I lit the candle too well and fire dripped down with the wax and caught the plastic on fire. So, hypothesis remains untested +Hypothesis: it is safe to fill a USB port with hot wax. Result: I can't be trusted with anything ever. http://t.co/cs3YlIHTLm +I lit my USB port on fire +.@kyhwana in that case it's working +Bad news: either I don't know how lighters work, or it's dead. +@nikitab sort of... Google "smart book arch" +Good news: I *found* the lighter. He can't impede science. +Going to go ask my husband for a lighter for Science; bet you $5 he won't let me use one without adult supervision. +@_wirepair @jesster_king that reminds me, I was going to experiment with pouring hot wax into its ethernet port tonight +@essobi @jesster_king I think I misread it. Oh well, what's four dollars. +Correction- LIKE my $50 laptop, but with half the ram- $35 - http://t.co/TdjHGL1g7I - screenshots are fake- via @jesster_king - expires soon +Effectively irrevocable SSL certificates http://t.co/vXxpCFVLxe +@m1sp well with five drones I can now literally instantly destroy the weakest ships +@Kufat maybe you’re transethnic Irish +@ioerror you? Cynical? I can’t see it :) +@Kufat I suspect it’s because you’re tall. +I suspect there’s a strong correlation between not liking Luigi and being the oldest sibling +Bonus smash art: Luigis gonna creep http://t.co/Qt1tx84eyt +Tonight's smash art: slaying the dragon http://t.co/m4rUGPqmTH +# 337714438746558464 +@HyShai … if he’s not a pedophile then sure ? Especially okay if he’s not the only adult. +The message sent by “we’ll allow gay teens, but not gay adults” is “we’re hoping we can straighten you out before it’s too late!” +@herodfel I’m afraid this is an untested area subject to case law. Because Nintendo 64 ain’t have system updates. +@nickdepetrillo @dakami because it’s a) duplicating work so everyone loses b) frankly dangerous to not share ? +If I were a kid on a “turn timer” for the Wii-U, 75% of my hour turn would have just been used on that update and my brother would cackle +@nickdepetrillo @dakami and they should be… sharing… that… data…? Why WOULDN’T you +@blowdart that’s the legendary Microsoft efficiency +@blowdart also “another office move” is the most Microsoft tweet ever +@blowdart maybe I have a small frame geez +Wii-U has a serious case of Microsoft Time: “14 seconds remaining … … … <five minutes later> under one minute remaining” +Let’s play Wii-U: Do you want to firmware update? <yes> Close current software? <yes> Do you want to firmware update? <yes> +@jdiezlopez … I can’t even tell if you’re trolling :p +@SheriefAlaa_ see @NedGilmore : “it’s not Always On! Except your games won’t work anyway, so…” +I look forward to a datacenter outage causing my game to go literally dark because the light physics were being calculated server side +Why put a stronger video card on the Xbone when you can just back it with a thirty thousand node computing cloud? http://t.co/Zoyi7UC7y5 +@oh_rodr oh, I’m not disputing their utility; I owned their manuals when I was younger. +@nickdepetrillo @dakami that’s the sort of thing that it shouldn’t matter what “country” you’re in. +And yes, Boy Scouts have been expelled for being atheists before. To my understanding, it’s not universally enforced. +@oh_rodr @JimJam1394 anyway google “boy scouts expel atheist” for a bunch of individual examples +@oh_rodr @JimJam1394 … yes. +Boy Scouts of America: “Okay. You can be gay. If you’re a minor. And you had better be a GODLY gay.” +@dakami @sneakin I buy spaceship insurance… in Eve Online… +@kivikakk @m1sp and, it feels so much softer than ice, it’s hard to explain. +@kivikakk @m1sp I consider this genuinely unfortunate! There’s nothing quite so entrancing as falling snow +@dakami http://t.co/dH6infxZCF insight into our minds… +@Kufat I’m just going by https://t.co/ZWUSl52wFC +@dakami here’s a super quick approximation of what I see http://t.co/p5MFnJCCUI +@dakami IDK; I think the sun looks bigger at sunset but I haven’t seen many unobstructed sunsets in my life +@dakami I see it. My dad sees it so strongly he swears it cannot be in his brain but in optics no matter what scientists say :p +Little things that drive me nuts: fake equalizers in music players that mean “it’s playing” but they have no relation to the sound #uirage +@dakami the leading theory is that the illusion is due to the mind modeling the sky as a shallow bowl +@grayj_ @miuaf this thread was originally sparked by a job posting. It’s one of those faddish words startups use +@grayj_ @miuaf few people sit there and say “I’m going to use gendered terms today, because BOY am I sexist!” +@grayj_ @miuaf but that’s precisely the point. People don’t THINK about it because it’s never been pointed out what they’re doing. +@grayj_ @miuaf as a craftswoman: thanks for not wasting any effort on my trivial concerns. +@dakami most people perceive the moon to be dramatically larger on the horizon than at its zenith; you don’t ? +@Schabse no, that’s definitely an abuse of their terms :p +We blow up people in other countries because they pose an imminent threat, being only thousands of miles away and sipping tea at the time ! +@0x17h anything and everything. It's always there, especially when you're in an office with hundreds of machines... +@0x17h I'm not transmitting anything? +@DrPizza it's a scientific image of highly non-compressible data. YouTube would just make it blurry +@zeroday that maximum size is actually quite low, like, 15mb I think +Apparently if you have enough viewers on Google Drive, you'll eventually get an "anonymous nyan cat" +@DrPizza in my opinion it's not very interesting when small and blurry. +Here, you can download it, but apparently not view inline https://t.co/aTTySZFwbP let's see if y'all break my Google Drive too +@grp it's like eight colors to begin with +@grp too blurry +@Schabse well that was fast +@landley yup. +Huge (112MB) gif of the cheap netbook booting and blasting an FM music station at ~100.5mhz off the air https://t.co/wpJrCWwpgU +I just made the most amazing gif of the netbook's boot sequence in EM. Unfortunately it's 112MB and even @imgur gold won't take that +I have been informed that children these days refer to life "back in the nineteens" +@VolumetricSteve heheh I love it, but only because I don't actually have to use it for anything ;) +@bobpoekert ... that stretches the definition of 'netbook' :p +@mof18202 all the tutorials say to copy a restore image to an SD card and boot from that to fix Windows +@VolumetricSteve you now know as much as I do: http://t.co/cgIyc56bbi +@mof18202 it has flash; I suspect it's literally an SD card glued down. +@VeronicaDire there's no interface to even change those to begin with as far as I can tell +Just noticed the Terrible Netbook has a reset pinhole on the bottom. What does it reset exactly? +Just had to refresh Twitter for Windows 8's Connect tab twenty-seven times for one day's worth. PLEASE test your UI with real accounts! +@locks @glyph @roguelynn “They have a bug in their code. Do you know how to contact them?” <— conjugated exactly as plural they +@grsecurity hey, my ex found vulns in X! +Change his wallpaper to a koala, change his wallpaper to a koala, change his wallpaper to a koala early in the mornin’ +What shall we do with an unlocked desktop, what shall we do with an unlocked desktop, what shall we do with an unlocked desktop early in— 🎶 +@eqe already have some in Sweden, it’s working out well +@bertjwregeer nope. There exist computers with different banks of ram that are fundamentally different. Went out of fashion though +Realize that implementing the system of a European country will be roughly 50x as difficult. America is consistency Hard Mode. +I think the American public school system as we know it is absolutely horrible. The problem is what can we do that isn’t even more classist +@DrPizza and normally that’s fine, not everything is international news. But it adds a counter-perspective to shocking international news. +@DrPizza well, from an *international* perspective, we didn’t hear of it right after it happened. +@Packetknife well, the free sample cuts off before he explains what to replace them with that won’t further disenfranchise the poor +It’s that time of year where my arms are pockmarked by dozens of tiny bug bites that don’t hurt but I can see the scabs +@m1sp wrapping in braces isn’t particularly hard :) +@b3ll @comex an astonishing portion of electronics on sale in China rip Apple icons directly :( +@m1sp “break can be used with any labeled statement” sounds like you can implement goto if you really want to +Wait. JavaScript has labels. But not goto. But you can break or continue to a label. Which is goto. What +@H0lyPuma get on Ali Express and sort by price :) +@DrPizza really I love it, it is perfect SSH device +I can’t get another $50 Netbook because I’d have to pay shipping too! +So the question is: what should I spend my anonymous $50 debit card on? +@philpraxis @thegrugq I see a bow and arrow, but other than that I can’t make it out +@ra6bit I didn’t learn this from eve because storage in space stations is inexplicably free and unlimited +@ra6bit things I didn’t learn from eve: also consider the costs of storing them safely for 20 years vs. what else you could do +@ra6bit except each one’s existence would drive down the price a little more! I learned this from eve. +@Packetknife well that’s a tragedy. But I try not to source my tragedies from sites with marquee gif banners… +@BomuBoi oh my gods you just filled me with so much retro programmer rage +(Yes I realize there are $60 games on Steam, of which I paid $60 for exactly one, Skyrim.) +@dakami wish I had as much money as such a “toy problem” generates :p +Everyone. Here is the difference between Xbone account lock-in and Steam account lock-in: fifty five dollars. Sometimes fifty-nine. +@dmca @kivikakk but there is some bogus kivikakk: @kivikakk_ebooks +Whoa they gave me a $50 prepaid card for a blog post. Everyone who said blogging isn’t a viable career is wrong ! +@m1sp and @WhiteMageSlave and I did the same with snowball items in an mmo XD +@m1sp it’s from a Calvin and Hobbes comic where he stores snowballs in the freezer so he can save them for when least expected +@m1sp where’s my cookie for being hemisphere-inclusive +@m1sp should keep stockpiling them so they're like snowballs in July :p wait, down under, like snowballs in January...? +@L0sPengu1n0s nexus 7 +@LowestCommonDen several, but in this case, my job’s corporate blog +@securitygen @McSkeets it is, but the actual tools are only available internally, without them I just bust out the disassembler :p +@ScaleItRon it makes sense when you have more than one kind of memory +@bertjwregeer different banks of ram. +@dakami … i* +@pat_wilson @DrPizza @travisgoodspeed as implementations of C :) +@pat_wilson @DrPizza well @travisgoodspeed is dropping the chip models so you can dispute it with him ;) +@pat_wilson yes, but that is not what I asked ;) +Okay are there any real world implementations of C where pointers to different types are different sizes +@Netbus yeah, it’s less black +Thank you Android, I get the idea http://t.co/abe8nSAWdH +@m1sp I feel far too much like I actually accomplished something for having my “Gallente special forces” certificate +@The1TrueSean just keep in mind your Bandwidth Privilege. +@bobpoekert … so that’s what that little critter is from… +@bobpoekert I think that was for the best… +@The1TrueSean Dude. I was on dialup until I left for college in 2006. +Long review (with bar charts!) of asm.js http://t.co/hPPMRFatry +And of course my iPad is worth, like, over three hundred vaxen. +I like how the Dhrystone benchmark returns results in units of vaxen +@ch1gg1ns to me it’s just a tacky heavy-handed sci fi with rubber suits about young ladies getting themselves killed for some immortal guy +@nrr those dirty homophones, always sounding the same +@ch1gg1ns hate it. So better I exclude it. +@sergeybratus I try not to let Rikki Tikki Tavi inform my international policy too much +.@Twirrim “Being a woman. Being a man. Middle class. Poverty.” +@TechJournalist absolutely not, tis a silly show +Actually my entire conception of British culture is the superset containing Charles Dickens and Harry Potter +@Twirrim it was The Sun I was just looking at +I always assumed the journalism style in Harry Potter was deliberately absurd, but you know, real British newspapers do sound like that… +I just went from over three thousand unread mails in my gmail to under two hundred in a few minutes. Because it turns out only bots email me +@CyberiAccela that's pretty much what just happened I think +Apparently I won some sort of award at work because you people click my blogs so uh thanks +@dakami I suspect it actually would, since the example they gave was "you there in the blue sweatshirt" +@C0deH4cker @H2CO3_iOS you are a bad person +That's one oooold svn repo. https://t.co/drrQhgC6g9 +# 337356244278976515 +@zygen but aren't I logging in directly through twitter itself when I log in through the mobile web interface? +In fact I'm nominated the completely undocumented "snlflg" as the most C-ish variable of all time +@DrPizza I am interested in make browser go more fast, don't worry :p +I shouldn't be surprised that the source of the first self-hosting C compiler is so... cryptic. https://t.co/3tVv8L3Z9H +.@nemof @jordan_newfield plot twist: next sign just out of view: “If we were not so well-educated, we’d write like this:” +@mof18202 also, logout on the mobile website is inexplicably hidden on your profile page +@mof18202 this doesn’t describe the workflow I had at all… +@rhcp011235 it’s been completely unplugged for most of that. +Mildly disconcerted that my Mobile Twitter login cookie is still valid on the Wii-U after… months +@DrPizza ooh, gimme a hint +Also I can’t get a Sunspider score for the Wii-U because several of the tests fail entirely +The Wii-U browser just said to me “hi there, haven’t seen you in a while.” Passive-aggressive electronics: EXACTLY what my life was missing +@tojarrett @MarkKriegsman 🏆 +@Hyder_Khan actually my nickname in school was Misty… +@Hyder_Khan haha wat +@WhiteMageSlave the computer gave me Hat Jigglypuff, apparently my subconscious assumes it’s you +@0xcharlie I just award myself pwnies whenever I’m down, don’t you ? +@WeldPond of course it was… +@nullset2 assuming it can export jpeg to real services and not just proprietary format to Nintendo Magical Portal To Nowhere +Conga Line of Pain (I main Zelda, can you tell?) http://t.co/pDTq0lZVS5 +@optshiftk @VTPG that's my middle name, don't wear it out 😜 +See photographic avatar. “He looks like he’d work at Apple.” View profile. Yup, he works at Apple. #acertaintype +Smash Bros gives me THREE Snakes as opponents? That’s random like stop and frisk is random +@Ask_WellsFargo I realize this is a generic response but really the text on that page is in general quite poor +“According to Nintendo, it’s the Year of Luigi.” “Wow, glad that’s not MY zodiac year.” +Oh wow you guys! @WellsFargo uses a firewall *so advanced*, only browsers that know the HTTPS protocol can pass! https://t.co/ef0HHszERN +@wookiee “tarnation” +@wookiee dagnabbit don’t laugh at me boy +@Dykam my bank has a fourteen character password limit and no support for other security features +@Dykam right. Because you’re European. We don’t do that in America. My husband can’t even check his balance online. +@0xcharlie this is what we’ll put on the projector while awarding you your next pwnie +@Dykam oh, you Europeans and your “modern banking” +Adding my Twitter to the list of accounts that are more secure than my bank +@zooko @hypatiadotca your mom’s a genetic fallacy, therefore so are you ! +@glyph @CISOinaBox @xkeepah amen, sibling +@arw Satan’s own corner case +@elad3 Twitter over SMS really doesn’t work in (I’m guessing) Israel? I thought it worked everywhere but, like, small island nations +@elad3 SMS and it works wherever Twitter over SMS already works +The verification codes aren’t very long, and digits only +It works! Also a maintenance worker just walked onto my patio and plucked a weed! I liked that weed! Also you scared me half to death dude +Whoops got it. If I suddenly stop tweeting, the 0xabad1dea Effect struck again. +@notch you sell out hater! Sater. Satyr? +@mof18202 it should work across the board (otherwise there’d be literally no point) +Apparently the news went out mid-rollout. +@harper for a whole five minutes now, try and keep up +I can’t actually find two factor on my account settings… +@mof18202 yeah I can’t find it either +@mof18202 have a confirmed email and phone number ? +@8bitstatic yes +Calling all media organizations who employ people who click things in email: You. Twitter. Two Factor. Now. +@kaepora you’ve probably been asked a billion times but is there an iOS bluenote in the future +@ElderScrolls Dovacat, Savior of Elsweyr +@MarkKriegsman 👏 +@CISOinaBox @xkeepah because you consider “woman” a trait but not “man” ;) +A common misconception is that bools are always packed bits. They CAN be, but that’s not as efficient as you might be thinking. +@CISOinaBox @xkeepah but generic programmers are women. Everyone knows that. +@CISOinaBox @xkeepah he? ;) +@CISOinaBox @xkeepah how much is unambiguous developer intent worth to you? +@CISOinaBox @xkeepah except, generally, bools aren’t actually bit packed :) +@xkeepah dear gods what’s a three +@SteveSyfuhs or possibly 16 or 64 +“IMO bool is an overhyped type, just use int” Ahh, I see we have a fan of truthiness in the house tonight +@MrToph several. http://t.co/HYMqOGudTF +@donicer @KimZetter #strawman I don’t see anyone denying scada is terribly insecure. Of course hackers “could” do a lot of things. +@JohnK___ this… is the pointer book. +This coder is using the variable “pi” to mean “pointer to integer” and I’m really confused because it’s not a float +When you accidentally reply all, should you immediately follow up with an apology or silently abide in your shame? +@Kym_Possible I did wonder, actually. +@rhcp011235 @KimZetter “They didn’t try to break in, they just knocked on the door.” +@innismir @sergeybratus @OrinKerr there’s a point at which you’re not a victim and just grossly negligent. +@rhcp011235 @KimZetter no, I think journalists have a responsibility to explain. +@zooko @hypatiadotca and yes, tap water with fluoride makes me feel ill if I drink more than a sip or two, but I still support it +@zooko @hypatiadotca anecdote: I’m allergic to fluoride. I use old-fashioned toothpaste. My teeth are a dentist’s nightmare. +@DrPizza the menu foretold by prophecy ! +@Taiki__San http://t.co/O2OLuOighZ :) +@therulerofchina @JoelEsler why? The point is to look up the hash, not to be resistant to brute forcing :p +@kebesays nope. It’s a \ which is a valid token in a comment if it’s the last character. +@Taiki__San no; we’re not considering aggressive optimizations here :) +For @kaepora who seems to think I am too pink and cuddly to be evil ;) http://t.co/D17xbH8xsO +@cdf123x no, the slash is what makes it a single byte zero; the escape does not go into the literal string. +@00_ach that's not "actually". The whole point is that it's in the spec but actual behavior is compiler-dependent. +Who's on xbox first? http://t.co/0MiPfAuahr +"<@kufat> oh wow, you are an evil creature" <-- Every morning I wake up and think "how can I be more evil today" +@asadr yes, it does. But the point is that's entirely compiler-dependent and gcc technically has part of the spec turned off! +@Balgan no flags. Actually just compile it with no flags on gcc and it will straight up tell you :) +@HyShai 15 printable characters + 1 null terminator == 16, but that doesn't matter. +Hello, fellow C programmers. Spot the bug. https://t.co/M4MiShpNtr #trollgramming +gcc, stop mitigating my deliberately vulnerable code!!! +If following @StateDept has taught me anything, it’s that Kerry is way taller than every official he meets and it looks awkward +@SimonZerafa @jdiezlopez to stick it to the man, allegedly +.@jdiezlopez I’m sure the police could have done a better job so it’s “their fault” to some extent, but anons are forgetting their mission +@jdiezlopez it’s not *terribly* surprising sensitive emails from the public could be found on an email server, really… +“We’re mad at the police, so let’s jeopardize the lives of thousands of whistle-blowers” GOOD JOB, ANONS OF SOUTH AFRICA +@mikko I’m a fan of how they risked every operation on none of the others being discovered with lazy cert reuse :p +@MarkKriegsman @JastrzebskiJ I didn’t know you were moving, where to? +Analysis of nginx bug: signed integers get someone owned again http://t.co/K0XfiLilZ5 +@xa329 of course it is. But you don’t need the keyword. Because it’s auto. +@washiiko … I have the dakimakura tag bookmarked +@antifuchs trigraphs also exist, I just prefer digraphs visually +.@antifuchs I once turned in a C++ homework assignment using digraphs. Troll level: how does this parse +@mike_acton Access granted, engage +@partytimeHXLNT err, this is a parody, right? >_> +@mike_acton @comex good recovery ;) +@mike_acton @comex err, isn’t that the register keyword ? +@Sidhpurwala it’s only been half an hour! I don’t know yet ;) +@comex we don’t acknowledge weird GNU extensions in Fort Bad Idea +@comex nope +@zygen \o/ +@zygen just had a bunch of mentions from the past 15 minutes show up as a burst; did you unkink the hose :p +Is there anything with an existence so sad and pointless as the “auto” keyword in C? +I actually bought the book. Will let you know how I find it, for your reference. I stole that joke http://t.co/jpwIBwLsiS +@zygen API client is not loading things… I’m going to cry +@Schabse wasn’t linked. Source was paper author on reddit +Aw yeah my order of ebooks qualifies for free shipping! Wait. +Allegedly the Indian APT asked for help on Stack Overflow. With sample code that contained URLs of their real C&C. Thumbs up 👍 +Gentle suggestion, @OReillyMedia : if I “successfully reset my password”, please reset my login attempt count too so I can actually log in +@LJonhny this being… +I wonder if I can pick up any pointers from this 200+ page book on nothing but pointers http://t.co/teRRLv0bwq +@comex @m1sp @pinkiepieebooks … #subtle +WKCPRG <-- 50% off ebooks on C at O'Reilly +@_larry0 that actually works? +@m1sp lol Wat +@benadida @marshray it’s a redirect now. There is actually an underlying security reason you can ask @homakov about… +@puellavulnerata taste the rainbow +@DarthNull @marshray @ralphholz when I was 6, my father set the Windows error ding to the entire themesong of his favorite cartoon. +@marshray @ErrataRob @drbearsec @DrPizza I’m pretty sure when you’re ordering RAM by the thousand you’re not getting express air shipping. +@m1sp I think @comex wants to be ebooked +@comex I don’t maintain them! The source is on @m1sp’s github +@comex there are many. @m1sp_ebooks @kivikakk_ebooks @etcetera_ebooks etc. +@comex @abby_ebooks I think it might have bugged, because its brother account did this tonight too +@m1sp the ebooks are posting whole tweets verbatim… +# 336994585945456640 +@ErrataRob @drbearsec @DrPizza found someone in Shenzhen who will sell me 8GB DDR3 for $9 to $13 each. Allegedly passes QC :p +Apparently I’ve made more animated GIFs than the inventor thereof has, so I feel emotionally justified in saying his opinion is wrong. +@kivikakk … lol +I’m not sure why suddenly we’re all arguing about GIF again but I’m game +@kivikakk at least they don’t do it in high contrast mode +@lifehacker all it’s ever managed to do is confuse me and obfuscate things +Tornado victims reunited on camera after all hope lost http://t.co/HxbZJa97cn +I think I’m over my First World Problems limit for the day. Or week. But really the next iPad better have 2GB+ of RAM +@attritionorg @cji well you’re on there twice so +@USSJoin and that has an actual firmware setting so they can’t just slide it up +@USSJoin I donno, I play with it off and it’s clearly labeled on the box to turn off the 3D for particularly young children +@thegrugq @USSJoin I do realize I have Adult Privilege here, but Nintendo 3DS is the best option for the “please mom please” crowd :) +@cji @attritionorg it’s my Wall of Respect +@jb33z according to my brother’s track record, an Xbox 360 lasts anywhere from two weeks to just under a year :) +@thegrugq @botnet_hunter 8GB; fair but that’s not on the five-year plan +@botnet_hunter @thegrugq they say keep costs down; I say I’m totally okay with a few extra dollars to double or more the ram. +@botnet_hunter @thegrugq yeah but I’m in a nerd war over he much ram is in the Xbox Dumb :p +@thegrugq “it’s not free therefore it costs too much” :p +@ioerror @carlbildt not when actual justice is being dealt fairly, at least +@ioerror @carlbildt funny. You can’t “know” what will happen with an accusation that hasn’t even gone to trial yet. +And suddenly thunder :D +@nelhage the biggest game I’ve ever installed was 18GB uncompressed; that’s Guild Wars 2 and it’s HUGE and highly detailed +.@matt_merkle or $500/$600 or whatever the difference would be between “enough ram, enough HDD” and “wow definitely enough” +I guess it just comes down to I’d rather pay (hypothetical) $500 for a GREAT console than $400 for a decent one. But I’m not 12 either. +@ioerror … sigh +@ErrataRob @DrPizza I’ll keep that myth in mind next time I’m saving money buying in bulk +@washiiko 16GB would be enough for most games I am pretty sure. +@hackedy not sure if trolling or literal +@ErrataRob @DrPizza (I’m assuming bulk rates; I can’t quite get a single stick of 8GB ram delivered for $20 yet) +@ErrataRob @DrPizza I don’t think their target market is gonna say “look if it was $410 maybe but $430? Deal’s off” +@itsdapoleece assuming an intelligent paging mechanism, it doesn’t have to be all loaded for the game to start, can keep going in bg +@torvos @tapbot_paul I don’t think very many games even come remotely close to the hypothetical size limit +@tapbot_paul well I didn’t watch the announcement but apparently it’s coming with half a terabyte standard? I think that’s reasonable +@niallgdonaghy nope +@tenfootfangs I reckon. Who would spend the time to pick up a $3 game used? +You all have some very strong opinions on RAM +@itsdapoleece no different from now +@CastIrony they CAN, but the biggest games I own are 18GB on disc; throw in some room for growth +@DrPizza I doubt RAM is the make or break cost factor +@vogon I have, get on my level +A pricey “next gen console” should have enough RAM to just load the whole game image as it boots and eliminate loading screens in-game +@Wxcafe @washiiko you know what they DO do? Stall every time you cross a zone boundary to load more data +@wireghoul @eevee @Rdio note that they’d have to be *inconsistently* stripping to cause this problem… +Why do I feel like I’m being trolled https://t.co/PLIW4OZL08 +@scanlime @qDot is this… reproducible? +@rgov you know about opting out right bro +@xa329 those last two are indisputably out of the question :) +@elad3 none, none, and not practical +@elad3 nope, first thing I checked +@stylewar most likely, as they say something specific to the situation like "you there in the blue sweatshirt" +Fascinating: the netbook doesn't start blasting EM like no tomorrow *until Windows CE is finished booting* +just heard a radio ad for a security service who will get on loudspeakers when they see someone on your camera and yell at them to go away +@demize95 hah my disguise is working +@_larry0 it appears to have NO shielding whatsoever; I've been scrolling through hundreds of megahertz of noise it generates +@_larry0 I am however profiling what the Terrible Netbook emits, and the answer is "yes" +@_larry0 in theory I could boot an outdated Arch and maybe get it working +@_larry0 no, the USB you see is a keyboard. The drivers would need to be ported to WinCE +Antenna stealth 101. They'll never know http://t.co/e16kWyIRJH +Score!!! ... Whose computer is this even http://t.co/26WHWjR5Cc +In fact I have no idea why or how this PS/2 keyboard is in my cube +I have this PS/2 keyboard I want to test for EM, but I can't find anything to plug it into +Adobe has released a decent freemium photo crop-filter-post app for Windows 8. Inexplicably, it's called Photoshop. +I super love it when OSX tells me to "back up my data to external storage" before installing an update. +@grp I wouldn’t call bliss’s work exactly trivial… +@grp “for every person who takes the time to complain, there are a thousand more who are thinking it” +@marshray @bobpoekert it’s 2013, they can put it on their website +@DrPizza IMO refusing to share code freely should be an automatic un-academicing. +.@bobpoekert I genuinely cannot fathom why CS journals DON’T require source for anything that claims to have implemented anything +@miuaf also someone once told me that character strings are implemented as linked lists of integers and my face was like 😱 +@miuaf so that’s what Haskell is tainted by to me :p +@miuaf according to my sample size of one, Haskell programmers are dysfunctional stalkers who are clearly thinking about raping me +I don’t think professional programmers are “anti-academic” as much as they are “anti-implementing-is-not-my-problem” +@miuaf @raichoo @darinmorrison that last one was openly hostile to teaching any OS/language used anywhere in the modern world +@miuaf @raichoo @darinmorrison my CS professors were: young and practical; old, theoretical, and wise; or old and living in 1982 fantasy +@41414141 I’m pretty sure there are polished VM-detection routines that can be cut and pasted +@vogon personally I’m baffled at anyone giving Sony any benefit of any doubt, I haven’t been impressed with them in a decade +@miuaf @raichoo @darinmorrison that or academics have a PR problem: I’m inclined towards the latter. +@jlwfnord you sound... bitter +1) web interface breaks 2) type up long and elaborate ticket 3) web interface unbreaks just as you finish +@Nash076 @Tomi_Tapio perfect avatar/tweet synergy +@DrPizza @RHY3756547 http://t.co/LU02KPHcYA +@blowdart you’re inside the Reality Distortion Field, sorry :p +@sciencecomic oh no, mushrooms are plants, you see. Because the Bible has “everything that has breath” and “everything that grows”!!!! +Oh, they’re not calling it Xbox Infinity, they’re calling it — What HEY MICROSOFT MARKETING THAT IS REALLY DUMB I take check or deposit +@marsroverdriver my current job is doing what my professors said to give up on. +@sciencecomic but I can tell you some other things about my religious science education - ie all living things are plant or animal. +@sciencecomic for the record I did encounter the “glass flows down in windows” thing as a child, but I don’t recall where. +If a user ever says “why is the—” not immediately followed by “oh I see” as soon as they interact with it: #UIRage +Tales of Bad UI: the reaction of 100% of first-time Visual Studio 2012 users: “WHY IS THE MENU YELLING?” +Every now and then I think of how there's a thing in the sky that blinds you and I freak out +@dangoodin001 the only thing you can see in broad daylight :) with a filter of course +Telescope + George http://t.co/9siVqBnq6R +Everyone: I am aware it's mostly in stars and we're not a star :p +Hydrogen: 73% of universe. Helium: 25%. All other elements combined: 2%. And yet we're running out of helium here on earth. We're special +Calling all Veracoders - there is a solar telescope in the front yard right now +@fredowsley @_wirepair D: D: D: +@apiary time to move I think +I’ve been assigned some PHP research, so expect some new entries on my hate blog soon +Signs you’re attending a technical meeting: you’re running late and arrive to an empty room. +And then the new model comes out six weeks later https://t.co/rtLCFHfYwm +@bedit you’ve linked me twice, that’s spam. +The news tonight is full of sadness and I can’t bring myself to comment on it +@eevee I assume they mean you can still connect with pidgin etc. +@MrToph you need to get out of that house more +@whyallthenoise SDR# plus generic radio dongle +Beginning to think that the Terrible Laptop is actually an Amazing Signal Jammer +Who needs FM radio anyway https://t.co/85ygT3jhml +It completely blows FM radio stations out of the water, which no other device I own does. (Only quite close to the device, at least) +@Xecantur well, all electronics are, to greater or lesser extents. +To the point that I doubt it meets American regulations about shielding! +@rjsalts or an HDD! +To the surprise of exactly no-one, the Terrible Netbook is leakier than a punctured kiddie pool in EM +Hey look I found a place to keep my magnetic antenna http://t.co/tZDhck5nry +@eevee yes. +@abby_ebooks ouch +I have to go do other stuff, so here's what I have so far for Paper Mario vs. Touhou https://t.co/CoHXbzxTRb +Who's up for a Paper Mario/Touhou remix jam?!?! Because that is totally what I am making right now +# 336617528208011265 +Geez, what did I do? http://t.co/ZTX8f1jY7c +@miuaf it’s like salt. You need some of it. But too much is just a headache +Dell kills cloud offering you didn’t know you had; is implicitly called not a big vendor. http://t.co/BJBHNvA59H +“I don’t care about anyone else but me,” chorused the emo rockers in harmony together. #reallyrics #realstupidlyrics +@claudijd @spacerog based on my impression of Fry’s gleaned from the internet, we don’t, unless you count Best Buy. +@tpw_rules that’s the jpeg itself. Solid red objects are its worse case +I think someone's excited http://t.co/N4r7cavhGR +@BomuBoi @Bopogamel … I’m scared +@WhiteMageSlave is there anything more that they can do for your foot at this point ? +I want to get home so I can implement what I just read in a paper. +@nelhage @matthew_d_green instead of just FIXING THEM aauuuugh +@nelhage @matthew_d_green but with the government “secret 0day” thing, there is no public exploit +@ra6bit hopefully this will be a good object lesson about windows then! +@IndigoShinx fact: everyone had a Pokemon username when they were younger. Mine was…. …. …. Well it involved Vulpix. +@ra6bit D: how old is he? +@matthew_d_green @WeldPond I’m already of the opinion that this government 0day protection scheme is mad, bad, and dangerous to deploy +@matthew_d_green @WeldPond guesswork dipped in unicorn tears +@ra6bit There’s lots of end to end stuff, they seem to more care that they can pull the plug entirely when they feel like it +@dhicynic my terminals are translucent, so basically always +@puellavulnerata or stretch a thumbnail of their grandchildren to grisly proportions +@puellavulnerata nope, still counts. I just care that they don’t leave the default Windows/OSX wallpaper up :p +@puellavulnerata faster time to custom wallpaper == better. Actually wallpaper-sized image == better. +I judge new employees based on how quickly they set a custom wallpaper on their machine. And whether they stretch a too-small photo +Basically every single thing we suggest necessitates code change, review, and test on their end, so they all want to pare it down +Today's agenda: playing the game of "what the customer wants" vs "what is actually good for the customer" +@SurprisingEdge yeah, I noted that too. Pretty sure they're using a definition of "enterprise" that only they do. +Gods why is this page taking so long to lo-- oh it's trac. Seriously what is trac's deal +@stillchip @thegrugq @schrotthaufen this is 100% on Oracle +DH: "I'm going to buy you glitter body wash so I can say I have a holofoil edition wife" #geekromance +"Common law marriage was out when gay marriage was in, to avoid thousands of surprise roommate marriages" +@Xecantur unfortunately pre-html5 software doesn't magically rewrite itself +@swb1192 @antifuchs I'm on 256-color mode on Windows 7 (and I can't read "cleartext", so it'd be disabled anyway) +@Jonimus yes, quite. I'm in 256-color mode over RDP to a powerful computer because it improves the framerate :) +SO MUCH FOR THAT PLAN http://t.co/CwC98WOmog +@Jonimus it's Windows CE; however a third party makes a full office suite for CE http://t.co/hcrlasUoD6 +"A new update for Java is available" Oh!!! Thank you for reminding me -- I forgot to uninstall Java! +@blowdart it improves framerate over RDP!!! +@blowdart I am she who uses features Microsoft would like to just let die +@cfloydtweets like "this icon is explicitly for low-color mode, but this next one is a dithered gradient" on the same toolbar +@cfloydtweets if you use Windows 7 in 256-color mode, there is an amusing hodgepodge of "supported" and "not supported" even in the same app +Office ribbon interface in 256 color mode: glorious http://t.co/Dk1gsTeYL5 +@tapbot_paul it's a laptop in this case, so there's no separate power button for the monitor :) +@tapbot_paul now you're just stretching it; that's what actual, like, logs and IDS and stuff are for :p +@tapbot_paul except it's not "emulation"; the screen is, in principle, Just Another Rendering Surface. +@tapbot_paul why? If I'm using RDP I'm dollars to donuts *not sitting in front of that computer* so it's just burning electricity +Just gonna mercy-reboot this poor machine before People for the Ethical Treatment of Computers find out +@OtaK_ Actually our main engine which can consume hundreds of gigabytes of ram in production really does run on windows :) +@docsmooth Windows 7 +@OtaK_ nope, I guess I ran through all that too. We do Real Computer Science(tm) here, sir. +@kcarmical out of memory +Apparently I managed to OOM my Windows machine over the weekend. I haven't done that since Windows 2000 +I like how logging into a machine over RDP wakes up the monitor on it. As if the entire point wasn't to decouple the two. +@DrPizza yes, I suspect that is precisely their definition. Because all enterprises use IBM mainframes right +By the by, I suspect IBM's claim that 15% of new enterprise app functionality is written in COBOL is using a rather narrow definition +Everyone from the "other" side of the office (ie not research and engineering) is giving me the evil eye for complaining about talking +I can hear three distinct conversations from my cube, it's fine they have a right to communicate but sdasfdagadsfcdx fffff +@ra6bit yes that would be the other one hundred four and a half notches :( +Granted that’s out of like a hundred and six notches +The fact that the verified yahoo account “promises to not screw up” tumblr takes my worries down approx. one and a half notches +@surfnorcal @ioerror have you *met* the @torproject people? If they had to cooperate with the FBI there’d be violence in three hours tops +@marliesanna @0x17h over a seven… what, exactly? Said I about thirty seconds ago. But I think I get it. What. +I’m glad malware authors are making dumb moves like signing two different projects with the same “burner” cert // @ioerror +@m1sp oddly, blood is like, the one thing in biology that doesn’t freak me out +@thegrugq don't worry I saved you one +@new299 I'd like to think I tuned into a radio play, but I doubt it contains minutes straight of "Three hundred three hundred do I hear-" +@HyShai one might think so: "she has fine genetics and is very feminine!" Fortunately there was a lot of bleating +Someone is now commenting that the sad state of America is reflected in the low price these goats (apparently not sheep) are going for +I... I just tuned into a radio broadcast of a sheep auction. A. Sheep. Auction. +I could go to sleep. Or I could read this paper on radio observation of USB and PS/2 keyboards +@TheDaveCA oh gods, that prior one is embarrassing (for them) +@TheDaveCA oh, not professional communication from *my* organization, I just found it on the internet +I get being called a “grammar nazi” when I pick on a reddit comment. I don’t get it when I get called that picking on official communication +@KasumiCR I super like your Pokemon fusion renders :) May I suggest electrode + chansey it’s terrifying +@ShadowTodd your career is gonna go in a tail spin if you don’t recognize the gold in ideas like that +@redtwitdown a computer ! I have many. +@blowdart it has lava... you do the math (You can play with respawn on or off) +@blowdart well they're funny, and mostly just play minecraft and screw up and get killed on camera :D +@blowdart you have the same accent as the guys on the yogscast. I can't tell any of you apart. +@spy604 http://t.co/GhhaQEg95x +@WeldPond just don't tell me we have to support it now +@jjarmoc I look forward to seeing the recording and being like "oh gods. I look so dumb. Ugh. Why can't I look as cool as I am in my head" +It's sent! *collapses* +@Xaosopher @caeliat so I guess there are businesses out there that sell USB radio dongles and baby blankets +@Xaosopher @caeliat ali express doesn't collect demo information and I doubt they have a sophisticated gender guesser. They sell to business +I think I've become the radio engineering equivalent of a script kiddie. Physics smysics, watch this!! +@demize95 this page has a list of the part numbers and their ranges http://t.co/N7U5Q7DHlA +@nullwhale Yup. However, "virgin" means "not chemically treated"; I googled it. Growing hair for wigs is an industry in Brazil +@demize95 assuming it's labeled right, 50mhz to 1.7ghz. If it's labeled wrong, probably 30mhz to ~800mhz. +@nullwhale they have a pastel-colored backpack that unfolds into a baby bed. I don't even HAVE a baby and I want one. +@hckhckhck @botnet_hunter it's working for me... +@sneakin well then that's what the algorithm is on; overgeneralizing instead of correlating on the actual item. +@demize95 http://t.co/GhhaQEg95x cruise around the site for best shipping deal to wherever you live +@narayananh http://t.co/GhhaQEg95x +@sneakin I doubt that many people are buying the Final Solution to radios to monitor their baby instead of, like, a baby monitor +"IBM brings COBOL to cloud and mobile" aaaauuuuuuugh http://t.co/P5YIglTcxH +People who purchased <radio dongle> also purchased <pages and pages of baby room decorations> what is ali express's algorithm on +@botnet_hunter http://t.co/GhhaQEg95x +@zorm I need to make sure I have at least one spare if I'm gonna be presenting, and I'll give away a few to people I think deserve one :) +@innismir ten to twelve dollars each depending on supplier. Some go down to eight if you order, like, by the hundred. +I just ordered *ten* more USB radios straight from China. Turns out it's a lot cheaper that way if you can get free shipping... +@dshaw_ r-r-r-RADIO! namely, spying on unintentional radio emissions (tempest-related) +@attrc more of what I have, but I can't find the exact model, so I'm settling on http://t.co/GhhaQEg95x +It seems if I want to order a box of SDRs straight from China, they replaced them all with ones that take mini antenna connectors +@jjarmoc whoosh goes the google docs link to your DM :D +Okay, my defcon CFP is all typed up, who *among people I already follow* would like to look at it real quick? ^-^; +@pzmyers @ReverendBull yeah, you have to respond directly to their actual beliefs or they’ll ignore you no matter how right you are. +Seriously - the first news org SEA popped is understandable. Second should compel attention. The Onion should have been the big tip-off +If there remain any media organizations that haven’t called a meeting about phishing, they deserve what’s inevitably in their near future. +# 336268094911684608 +@inversephase @armcannon just say that Taco Bell is fine but you prefer tacos with actual meat; should get the point across. +@spacerog I’mma DM you my Defcon CFP in a bit when it’s finished mmkay? +@spacerog so what you’re saying is I still have time to one-up you +@spacerog you look so young in that last one… +I just found a phone number written on paper from the Source Boston hotel tucked in my iPad case. I have no recollection of this event +@iShark5060 Clarion Maenad. Don’t blow me up :p +“Popular Tsundoku books” #blessthisalgorithm http://t.co/AHHxXK4o7s +@kivikakk please have this consolation emoji 💦🚌😢 +I have tsundoku except for video games +@ErrataRob it would probably be “huh” at first sight, and require some explanation to how money can be social rules +@ErrataRob evacuation protocol, military protocol +Nothing says “legit service” like an inability to spell basic words in communication with the press http://t.co/EjkDalToPn +@apiary that’s part of the exhibit, I think. +@GreatFireChina please be aware that western criminals have been caught while using this particular VPN service; it’s not foolproof. +(For everyone not from my childhood bracket: the main character of the Pokemon cartoon, Ash, is called Satoshi in the original Japanese) +I found Satoshi http://t.co/XHcni27rTk bitcoin is solved (cc @dakami ) +@alexstapleton @matthew_d_green yes, but… the “Shire” is not exactly what comes to mind when I think of the Us intelligence community +@matthew_d_green their marketing t-shirts say “Save the Shire”. My irony module blew out +@pbromide …. But they can ! I don’t know anyone who denies we’re all from the American continents +@pbromide yes, I know, which is kind of my point; that no one goes around spouting full legal names of countries all the time :) +@panther_modern @hemantmehta I was referring to billions (combined) Indians and Chinese :) and few hundred million Americans +@panther_modern @hemantmehta … except this is exactly the opposite? +@eevee “someday I’ll be as internet famous as eevee” <— a real thought I had after I followed you because of @m1sp +@eevee hey what’s that supposed to mean It’s because I’m very bitter about infosec while being totes adorbs +@eevee guess they missed that I follow you. Did they even check klout #yesMostlySarcastic +@panther_modern @hemantmehta even if not, that’s what we get for there being billions of them but millions of us :p +@Dokugogagoji — because other kids made a lot of fun of me for how I ran and I thought it was just my fault somehow +@Dokugogagoji I wish my parents had made it clear to me when I was about ten that I had been born with a foot defect — +@Dokugogagoji I never was a good runner, I run a little lopsided. But I can walk fine. +@Dokugogagoji I have no recollection of it; I didn’t even know it had happened until I was an adult and my dad mentioned it. +Mood swing to tears when I run into the charity group who funded my corrective foot surgery when I was three #takemymoney +@demize95 he was clearly from a place known for sexism so now I'm wondering if he was being generic rude or sexist rude +DH said I was grumpy today. I denied it. Then some guy just cut me in line and I wanted to shank him +Signs your existence is internet-centric: you start typing into twitter "have any of you seen my shoes" "wait" +I think my landlady needs to discover a cheaper source of RFID cards. One shouldn’t be so anxious about replacing one of hundreds +@chort0 my alma mater has 1800 students and 65535 IP addresses. They got in on this “internet” thing early +Why does my mouth taste like… *hears a bzzt on the window* oh hello stinkbug +O tumblr, my tumblr, the delightful romp is done The board approved e'ry point, your future has been won Gods dammit #poem +@apiary proof that our country doesn’t care about looks +@pzmyers almost everyone I love and cherish I met on the internet, some I have yet to meet irl. Give whoever said that a good hard glare :) +@Dykam oops, sorry about that, we seem to have sprung a leak +@WhiteMageSlave @m1sp http://t.co/R2tkxsF94Y +Slowlithe http://t.co/hBfvOErii4 #aftermidnighthumor +@m1sp_ebooks @m1sp … game is over, mispy’s most mispy-ish tweet has been produced +@m1sp_ebooks @m1sp :D +News to me, Twitter. http://t.co/BLBxQzMYBG +@comex @delroth_ the most important kind +@PuercoPop I went out to Iquitos, and not as a tourist really. It was certainly... vivid. +@ScaleItRon actually I was "randomly" chosen on my way out of the country, I believe because my father had visited with the US govt before +@donsalcedo eve +@c1tr1c @yaakov_h my dear friend just solved this. We are all Pangaeans. +@c1tr1c @yaakov_h it turns out the definition of continent depends entirely on who you're asking. Europe and Asia are not separate places... +@c1tr1c @yaakov_h in fact you call it Mexico in your profile. So I can call my country America for the exact same reason. +@c1tr1c @yaakov_h I really don't get it. I really don't. I doubt you refer to Mexico always as United Mexican States 100% of the time. +@c1tr1c @yaakov_h would you also jump down the throat of someone in the Republic of China calling their country Taiwan or China +@c1tr1c @yaakov_h I don't get what's so hard to understand of "people in (United States of) America refer to their country as America" +@c1tr1c @yaakov_h it's both, why can't it be both +@Phobos_11 @yaakov_h ....... *sigh* we. DO. share. Disclaimer: not speaking for the underbelly of American ignorance. +@Phobos_11 @yaakov_h ... .... .... wat +@Phobos_11 @yaakov_h ......?!?!?! It's our demonym! It is objectively our demonym. It's your... whatever you call a demonym for a continent +@Phobos_11 @yaakov_h sure, great, I don't dispute that. +Programmers always want names to be GUIDs because that's easier to deal with ;) +@cyclerunner it's our historical name. Names are messy, culturally rooted, and not GUIDs. +@vikphatak I think of America's "nicknames" as being like "Land of the Free" or "Droneland" or "Obamatown" +This rant brought to you by the one aspect on earth in which America doesn't get to play Chief Cultural Imperialist ;) +@0XiDi it's kind of like saying "Mister" is an integral part of "Mister John Smith" and incorrect to say "John Smith" +I've been to South America (Peru specifically). I love and embrace The Americas as in this together. Don't take my rant the wrong way <3 +@delroth_ it's exactly the same situation! Two places can have the same name. It's totally valid. Geographical names are not GUIDs +@delroth_ hahahahahahahahahaha http://t.co/py8zRTNxiq WRONG +"The United States of America" : "America" :: "People's Republic of China" : "China" <-- stop being obtuse +@delroth_ which usually it's America being accused of but not this time +@delroth_ it doesn't matter. Fussing about what other countries call themselves is cultural imperialism +You all DO know that "the United States" just as well refers to Mexico, right? No, really. Look it up. Estados Unidos Mexicanos. +@vikphatak it's not a "nickname." No-one goes around saying United States of Mexico all the time. It's Mexico except in formal contexts +@delroth_ incidentally no-one in America (the country) calls the continent America. It is called NORTH America here. +@delroth_ I'm sure the FormerYugoslavRepublicOfMacedonians totally get your point. +@delroth_ what about it? All countries' legal documents use the fancy title like "Republic" or "Confederation" +@delroth_ WE. CALL. OUR. COUNTRY. AMERICA. "United States" is a description also used by Mexico for similar reasons. +@delroth_ Wow this is EXACTLY what I'm talking about Who do you think knows what America's name is: Americans or not Americans +@TheEtherDotNet is it historically accurate within the cultural context? then yes || no. +@delroth_ Do you also call Mexico the United States? If not then the point falls flat. +@yaakov_h some people from Central/South American countries feel we don't have a right to use the word for our country +The fact that our country is called "America" does not invalidate the fact that your country is in The Americas. Both can be true. +Pet peeve: being told we can't call our country America because <reason>. Americans may be arrogant people but don't deny us our actual name +@m1sp you should get on a chat of some sort!! +@Ricky4fun North America and South America are continents. America is a country in North America. Its citizens are called Americans. +If my defcon talk gets accepted I will dedicate it to @i0n1c for all his encouragement +Nerves. Nerves. Gotta fill out this CFP. +@CharlieEriksen it's working out well so far - I sit far back and let the drones do the dirty work. Unfortunately I spawned close that time +@OptiMizPrime I was repeatedly pressured to attend one. All my girl cousins did and I'm... not impressed with the results. +# 335907422138933248 +@amanicdroid turns out no-one north of Mason-Dixon line has heard of it. And everyone south of it assumes I meant "Liberty" anyway. +Hint: I went to the one that is not specifically designed to make a bad situation worse for women and generally expel them at drop of a hat +@amanicdroid yup. +One of these is my university, the other is our rival university six miles away http://t.co/qHKGP3NYdD +@gsuberland for about two weeks now - genuinely surprised you missed all my other "SPACE AAAHHH" tweets :p +Me for about ten minutes straight: "AAAAHHHHH LASERS AAAAHHHH" (I didn't die) http://t.co/HrQk7lkL5J +Oh my gods my husband and housemate are having an argument about how to best calculate DPS in dota +@patrickwonders I still feel too noobish / prone to slightly botching implementation - if you need teh chiptunes I recommend @inversephase +@slow17motion blocky times ! +Nintendo: we're so bad at UI, we can't even get a yes/no question right http://t.co/xmWd61X625 +@comex it’s for breaking syntax highlighting +@jennifurret @slow17motion does this person seriously have the equality avatar Seriously +@apiary don’t eat it. +@codedit —> @Koning_NL +My entire understanding of Eurovision is based on a Dutch-language parody account of their king getting pretty critical +So I figured out why Yahoo still exists. It’s actually more popular than google in Japan. What. http://t.co/FkWn4Bdh1J +The foundation of a geek marriage is the mutual understanding that “but I’m in an online match” > * +@braket my husband actually asked me to close this video, thank you +Good deed for the day: suggesting to google translate that "hapibasude" in katakana is maybe probably most likely "happy birthday" +@m1sp 4 u http://t.co/ccvpUIxMHH +@misuzulive you probably have this one already but http://t.co/rlkXTAwTts +Looking at the bugfix history of Nethack. "The plural of nazgul is nazgul" +@SudoRossy fortunately I neither drink NOR drive so being accused of the intersection thereof is vanishingly unlikely +I can't say the alphabet backwards. I guess my programmer only implemented singly linked lists +@thegrugq @no_structure when you let HR do the selecting, the definition of “competent” they wield isn’t very… useful. +@TheDaveCA yes, this person was acting as though Linux cannot run programs that didn’t come from the repo. +@no_structure notice the “brilliant” qualifier — “no one would turn down someone from the top 1% of women programmers!” +@puellavulnerata no, because creationist argument hinges on being “wonderfully” made :p +@matthew_d_green yikes… +@sakjur I’m kind of accumulating these for my own projects, so… +@bearassentials @vogon O_o .... ...... cool story bro +Another new chiptune https://t.co/QxOwN1eofN this one is simple but has an actual beat +@psobot though I can’t imagine why html5 sound would fail +@psobot it’s not that it uses flash that’s the problem, it’s that I can’t right click -> enable the flash object. +@spacerog didn’t know you’re in town, old timer +@me_irl there's no joke. He's just not interesting and neither is his girlfriend. +You know what? I don't like Superman. He's a boring character. More like Superbland am I right +In this RT: no, the other Georgia. +Trying to get my nerves together to do a defcon CFP before it closes... really... soon. +@psobot why is forever.fm flashblock-hostile? :( the flash objects are beneath some foreground object +Save our tumblrs!! No acquisitions means good dispositions! +@jjarmoc plenty of boys wear panties ! +@m1sp_ebooks @m1sp excellent +# 335539796615233536 +@innismir I have a super power over all children +@WillMcAvoyACN @SarahPalinUSA @eevee http://t.co/l2WRkTVQfb +My face when: the computer Zelda beats my Zelda http://t.co/EG6qsGKA5A +@ScaleItRon I’ve got a mouth like a Gerudo pirate ! +The computer is not very good at playing Pit. I can tell because that was a whole match with no “Hi ya ya ya! Hi ya ya ya!” +@m1sp are you on voice chats tonight ? (I am downstairs playing Wii u ATM, I’d have to go all the way over there to check!) +@m1sp I need an ally hug, I rage blocked someone again +@ivanca I’m blocking you, because that was so unbelievably stupid I can’t bear to interact with you anymore +@ivanca oh my gods First sentence: Gender Is A R A N G E +@xa329 it is here too. Well in some places alcohol must be in certain places or certain times. +The controller doesn’t vibrate. What is even the point of winning if my controller doesn’t vibrate to congratulate me +@ivanca because your argument makes absolutely no sense and has no correlation or connection to mine. +@ivanca I… what? I suspect the problem is literally we do not speak the same language because … what ? +@ivanca gender is… not a Boolean. You’re thinking of sexual role in reproduction. +Wow the Classic Controller is so objectively inferior to a real GameCube controller +Holy triforce, I had to “swap screens” with the nonexistent second screen to turn on just this channel in particular?! Ht @RichardR +It won't let me activate the Wii Menu. And I can't go into system settings because the touch screen is dead http://t.co/hqUEO6gIZR +Why in the name of Princess Zelda won’t this Wii-u just LET ME BOOT THE WII GAME it won’t take me to the Wii menu +Okay found the controller now I just need to The Wii-U tablet thing is completely dead. Where is the… sigh +@akopa no, putty is compatible with some mouse over terminal thing +Apparently my husband packed Guild Wars 2 with the Wii games because it has a white case. I think he’s racist. +@ivanca homoPHOBIA is being upset that two people who APPEAR to share a gender are engaging in sexual attraction. +On my quest to find the game controller, so far I’ve found: a hitachi hard drive dated 2006 lying loose with Wii game disc boxes +@katzmandu I don’t know. I have only ever used a GameCube controller. But now we have a Wii-U sans GameCube ports :( +DH and Roommate are at the movies. I’m hunting for our classic controller for Wii so I can play Super Smash Bros… got a new disc. +@Killermari @RHY3756547 wait do they even have fed-ex in Canada +@Killermari @RHY3756547 “sorry, I can’t go swimming today - just got a delivery from red-x.” +@USSJoin @BsidesBoston unlikely, sorry! +@tangenteroja what happened afterwards in any given case is completely outside the scope of the original snark :p +@tangenteroja not having an Independence Day sounds so… British! +@tangenteroja https://t.co/776ZQGYwVS +@ErrataRob but in any case, https://t.co/776ZQGYwVS looks like most of the world sans China celebrates Independence Day. +@ErrataRob how joke-uncentric of you +@RageKit @puellavulnerata because mocking cavemen for willfully being cavemen is good sport +@uppfinnarn and I quote, because “this code was not written by <corporation> of Indiana” +@uppfinnarn in one case they literally filed a complaint that our report had false positives, as in, “mistakenly marked vulnerable”, because +@uppfinnarn it’s clear that they’re being forced to do it by someone higher in the company, usually. +I feel sorry for countries who were liberated from oppression during a cold or rainy month; how do they picnic? +@ShadowTodd I was going to say it’s an honor to star in someone’s fan fiction, no matter how bad it is, but Then I read it +@tenfootfangs deluxe snake (* extra charges may apply) +@sakjur to echo @eevee : I’m notorious for tweeting things people can’t believe I’d say out loud. But I’m a diehard privacy RIGHTS advocate. +@tapbot_paul because a westerner drew this font. Also that’s racist 👲 +@rezeusor actually the first word that came to mind was “strangle” but I prefer to not leave room for being mistaken for real violent intent +@puellavulnerata I suspect that’s due to likely legal problems for bitcoin in America in the very near future. +“I have to type in my root password to install software!” No, no, no, stop confusing your repo with all programs in existence +I’d like to slap the Linux cultist on Ars who a) calls OSX users “weenies” and b) insists that Linux users aren’t susceptible to malware?!? +@wookiee I was given a bunch of free accounts to hand out, so I imagine some of that is follower overlap running the twitter importer +The sad truth is we have customers who want us to ignore flaws in their shipping code if it's "by another team" +@brian_sniffen @joshcorman @veracode in my opinion, crashier == more exploitable +@eevee so I opened a twitter tab and noticed you were on fire and I was very concerned until I remembered what you were doing today +@isharacomix I use pp-mck which is a textual macro language that compiles to asm source +@vogon but zero is null! +“If you are sitting exactly on the equator or prime meridian, make sure you use a float 0.0 rather than an integer 0” +@LJonhny oh, it is the prior… so I guess that will actually return zero rather than crash +@LJonhny strlen() can return zero in getKey but it’d take some work to actually put yourself in that situation +@LJonhny there’s technically a divide by zero possibility but w/e. other than it leaving behind forensic evidence, it looks fine. +@chead not particularly +@dinodaizovi <3 +@_larry0 I'm a firm believer in the idea you CAN get Windows as performant as Linux- first thing, we kill all the printer drivers. +Great now did I cause redraw errors in elinks and why is it persisting after a terminal reset +The mouse works over putty for clicking links in elinks?? mind == blown +High-fidelity browsing on the $50 Laptop -- but really how do I put cacaview in 256-color mode http://t.co/CfIstMYyLV +@LJonhny only if you don’t make me type in the URL myself ;) +I want you to know I am excessively proud of https://t.co/z6KEnxhFES writing “traditional” music on chip is kind of my thing +@DarrenPMeyer actually it weighs almost nothing +@chead @AppDotNet though I don’t post enough over there because I can’t auto-post from my *twitter* client to both… +@chead @AppDotNet I funded it because I want there to be a legitimate competitor to Twitter, and so far it seems to be succeeding at that +So @AppDotNet gave me 75 free-tier account invites —> https://t.co/cRINYRIIPW will autofollow me, won’t be offended if you unfollow. +Company-wide email asking for photos for a directory. Included footnote: real photo only, not avatar. Well fine I see how it is +Here at Incredibly Inefficient Designs, we strive to make sure a simple 9V wall wart covers FOUR plugs on your power strip. +@rantyben homophobia == disgust at two people of *same gender* being too touchy. So on and so forth. +@quine did it have the control code that sets the high bit on ASCII and turns text into table art hieroglyphics? That’s my favorite +How on earth did my sandals get white paint … down the *side* but not the bottom?! +@thegrugq @WeldPond @Squelchtone I firmly believe that “Weld Pond”, “Space Rogue” etc are their real names and “Wysopal” etc is just a cover +@DarthNull about half my contact list is XMPP outsiders… not that I claim to be particularly representative +Today is a day to celebrate the decrease in homophobia, transphobia, and all other forms of gender-based prejudice. We’re winning. +@DarthNull it’s not the ability to use XMPP clients they removed, it’s the ability to talk to XMPP accounts that are not google accounts +@psobot if people can’t tell it’s automated, it’s a good automation +@rantyben @stevelord is looking fabulous +In my notoriously humble opinion, the government playing savior with private 0day protections is misguided, wrong, and frankly dangerous. +@rantyben @osxreverser around here it’s for snobby people and apparently the CEO would rather burn extras than give them to poor people +This anti-Google ad has at its core a valid point but then Microsoft owns Skype. http://t.co/3SdTxrb5nc +@fransla unfortunately in this case it was likely state-sponsored meaning they can just print new ID cards… +@fransla code signing certs are a bit of a different beast — much easier to actually enforce. +@pod2g should have figured @osxreverser would wear Abercrombie and Fitch… +@ra6bit @abby_ebooks the code is of the mind of dear @m1sp plus some patches from other friends +@Beryllium9 and it may not be some profound amount of money, but it's probably more than the ads/datascraping bring in for me per month +@Beryllium9 as I've said before, I'm actually a paying customer of Google +@ryanmr like I care, I'm not doing it. +@ivanca quite the contrary, she is a horrible human being +@TechieRuss a fake victim to lure in malicious hackers +@TechieRuss watering hole is reverse honey pot. Genuine malware waiting for legit user to fall in. +@matt_merkle sure, it's a simple and easy way to do that, that doesn't mean I'm okay with it +@m1sp can I hand this person over to your loving twitter care +@ivanca oh my gods. Recursive facepalm. One woman who's an awful person DIDN'T win the vice presidency! Sexism is over! +Google already knows my real phone number through other means, but it's the principle of the thing: exchange phone number for longer videos? +@landley ... I was complaining about OSX this time. +Youtube won't let me post this video unless I confirm my phone number. Well that's a shame +@ivanca you hear that everyone! someone called BS on patriarchy! It's not true that most power figures in the world are men! +New chiptune https://t.co/z6KEnxhFES to a melody I thought of one day in 10th grade +@ivanca ie shocker patriarchy is bad for ALL HUMANS. +@ivanca so I don't see how that's a "point" in your "favor" of being "oppressed", unless you think women are what cause wars. +@ivanca going to the war is the most horrible thing in the universe and no human being of any sort should ever be subjected to that +@Forkk13 I spent the better part of ten minutes trying to get it to stop appending .txt to my "duplicate" (ie "Save as, but weird") +@ivanca *facepalm* you are. totally. not getting. it. +@janiczek yes it does? there's a dropdown for NOT appending .txt. +@Forkk13 save as -> any type +# 335174534267289600 +@JordicusMaximus not 8-bit "style". It's an actual chiptune! +ffs TextEdit.app there are extensions other than .txt stop appending .txt even Notepad.exe understands this concept +@The1TrueSean I mean the photoshops, if that wasn't clear. +Decided I absolutely hated how I did https://t.co/y9jHJ5CyrY so I tweaked it a bit and replaced it... +Now paypal is telling me that as a German citizen I have certain rights. I swear this is a bare connection straight through an American ISP +@drwilco aan de slag! I realize that last word has many meanings. +@m1sp good morning <3 +@xa329 actually it's because I was trying to find a video in Dutch once, I think, and went to the Dutch youtube. +Also, I like that the "get started" button in the Dutch interface can be literally translated as "to the battle!" #excitableidioms +Of course, now Youtube thinks I'm British and I assume recommendations will start learning Dr. Who-ish. +@RvMouche ik spreek een beetje, maar ik wil mijn Engels :) +Huh. Going to the British (not USA/generic) youtube domain fixed it back on the generic domain. Hello again, English! h/t @therulerofchina +@therulerofchina wow that worked +So my youtube interface is in Dutch on ONE particular computer for no particular reason and no apparent way to switch it back. +@Mega_Turd the worst! (It was malware) +I got someone’s code signing certificate revoked today! I’m super dangerous, don’t mess with me! +@jdiezlopez uh, I’m not really sure. I classify chiptunes only by what chip they are a program for. +@_wirepair generic assets, not artwork and stuff, I won’t begrudge them that +@_wirepair I know he has turned down many benefits of pope which will save a fortune; hopefully he can find some assets to sell off +I never go to the @DunkinDonuts right next to my house — because they were rude to me for not being familiar with the menu already. No line. +@_wirepair did he really say so? Good on him. While obviously I don’t have strong agreement with anyone who qualifies as pope, he’s > most +@robertcromwell @vogon fractions: the fatal weakness of computers that almost no one knows about +@eevee I remember when my classmates found that out in freshman English… it wasn’t pretty. +@tomchop_ I need to change the file +@The1TrueSean are you… making these at work +@MrToph all my teenage websites were written entirely in notepad +@theROPfather can I save it back out ? +@jeremiahfelt can I save it back out that way ? +@Neostrategos cyborg privilege +What tool would you recommend for OSX to increase the base volume of a quicktime movie +I’ve obtained a copy of my NES talk, but I’m told the audio is Maybe Not So Good. +Why does Preview.app even register as a handler for XLSX if it's just going to hang or crash every time I try to open one? +@henmob it largely comes down to a) have a healthy skepticism of free programs found online b) keep your OS and browser up to date +@ivanca if you really don't get it, we don't have much to discuss. Ten. thousand. years. of recorded history of patriarchy. +And I use the word "several" because even security-wise people catch something occasionally. It happens. It just shouldn't happen a lot. +Consider "knows how to NOT catch malware on work computers several times a year" a basic requirement for any desk job. For serious. +And of course it's one of the "usual suspects" for catching malware. Don't let your organization *have* usual suspects. Teach them something +Someone at my mother's workplace actually caught ransomware. Actually. caught. ransomware. A for Amazing Fail +Signs my existence is electronic: "Wait! The serial number on that dollar bill is clearly visible! Someone will steal it!... ... wait" +Esteemed coworker George Washington got a custom sign plate for his desk for only a dollar http://t.co/zJ6mrOqNzo +@ioerror my OTR jabber should be logged in if you have a link you can drop (I'm out at lunch ATM) +@kennywyland @darkuncle @GSElevator @vogon ever see a Washington DC license plate? They ain't forgotten. They're a trite bitter even... +@GSElevator @vogon in all fairness to the (original) Tea Party, it *is* one of the most celebrated and revered events in American history. +@ioerror where might I find a copy of the Mac malware ? I want to appraise the competency level of the code +Re: the Mac malware @ioerror found: reprehensible abuse of signing certs. Hilarious inability to use a hidden folder. +@NGalbreath @rantyben is there a particular reason they thought we needed to know the exact processor model etc? +@kherge it’s… a real mailing list, that I subscribed to :p my filter to put it in a folder broke +@tsdNull it is better to rule in Scotland than… +@acfrazier_open I will read the fine print but I suspect I don’t really mind as long as they’re not cloning me for my genius ;) +I think I will order a genetics testing so I can prove once and for all I am in fact the rightful queen of Scotland, as I always suspected +@garlimidon http://t.co/TqsWrzdroK +@kdmurray only have the one actually (not counting internal mailing lists which just dump straight to my inbox anyway) +.@garlimidon tweeting is a free action +Dilemma: do I take the time to fix my email filter or do I take the time to just unsubscribe from this mailing list +@ArakinUK @Tomi_Tapio tell those kids to stop talking in the theatre !!! +@captcarl13 … seriously? I can’t recognize you at all +Does @0xcharlie even count as a hexadecimal handle? I say he’s out of the club +@thegrugq @justdionysus @0xcharlie I prefer the reading “Naughts and Crosses,” but that would also be a good name for a hacker gang +@mikko apparently the feds didn’t give their credit card for auto-renewal +@ivanca though I presume you live in a different country than me, and perhaps there it’s not routine to call boys “girls” to insult them. +@ivanca it’s not “ironic”, it hurts less because you’re already in the position of power. +@Raspberry_Pi thank you for actually warning of this… +@hypatiadotca @kreativedge \o/ +@marsroverdriver but but… the book is about the last two Mohicans. +@rhcp011235 @m_kopas please unfollow me +@Phoul @thegrugq @m1sp they did, but no fatalities. Then they said "you're alright." XD +@thegrugq @m1sp the context is we joined a faction and asked where their hangout was. Apparently they don't like that... +@thegrugq you'd like this guy @m1sp and I just met in eve. "I gave you the wrong system to meet up in because OPSEC" +And no, I wasn't in nullsec, I was in 0.4, nor at the gate either. +@ameaijou 0.4-sec +Baby's first podding in eve, nipped downstairs to put water on the stove while in a system with zero other players... +@BandeausStuff @chriseng hahaha don't worry about it! It's just a plain black case so whatever. +# 334785515284992003 +@ra6bit Blackhat has, funny enough, always been a white hat conference; it was Defcon that was truly weird. +"10.00 cargo units would be required to complete this operation. Destination container only has 14.53 units available." What #eve +@vathpela @no_structure I'm pretty sure he meant clients other than web. +Guess who’s keynoting Blackhat? He worked his way up from merely presenting at Defcon — General Alexander! +@dguido hey now!… but we don’t scan kernel mode code, which is what I presume they mean by “Linux.” +Playing an exciting game of screen shot forensics; someone in Ukraine is going to be amused by their ssh logs. +@eevee I enjoy seeing you rant https://t.co/Y6Vq8z120K +Hey @arstechnica I can consistently cause an internal error by submitting a comment with an emoji in it 👾 +@Xecantur the exact design of the casing was a little different from the box; I think it looks okay +@DaKnObCS you really go all out… +@bortzmeyer @endrazine completely lacking context, I assume that’s a Harry Potter spell. +@kittygetwet and nothing really caught my interest or blew me away; only thing that stuck is YouTube will load faster soon. +@kittygetwet I don’t know what I expected but all the quotes from Larry Page are weirding me out +@Kufat I only own one Chromebook ! +It seems that whether or not you can currently load Mt. Gox is largely continent on whether you’re on landline or cellular +I’m not too pleased with Google’s show today; and hold the “you’re the product” snark, my bank account is billed by Google monthly. +Someone in Luxembourg says Mt. Gox is loading but for everyone else it’s 502? +Something dark and evil has come out of Google this day https://t.co/Y6Vq8z120K +@cataspanglish @Penenberg really ??? You’re the only person so far for whom it loaded ! +@lukegb gack +Hey everyone at the keynote! I followed along for a while, got bored, went to lunch, got coffee, came back, checked my mail…, is it done yet +@DarrenPMeyer @dinodaizovi that was clearly a Cyrillic code page. To evoke evil. +@tapbot_paul but you have at least one friend ! +@_higg @DrPizza it’s my Technologist Privilege to do so, but that’s not an answer for the general public +@lukegb I want text chat. Over XMPP. Which is apparently going away. Lots of my contacts use non-google XMPP accounts +“Hangouts (replaces Talk)” is pretty much the exact opposite of anything I would ever want to happen to my android device +I’m pretty sure a kid in the next apartment over grabs his mom’s keychain and just locks and unlocks the car through the window #beep #beep +@DrPizza I’m sure this page will offer a perfectly sensible explanation as soon as it stops crashing my browser +@DrPizza wait what What +I’m my own team. http://t.co/IwUqg1MMCP +As a merchant of code review: don’t tell users they’re wrong about there being an RCE bug because you already had it reviewed. +@tapbot_paul my standards are low : you and I were in the same irc channel once and neither of us kick banned the other. Ergo, friends. +@mansaxel @runasand I admit my definition of "major media outlet" is a bit English-centric +@Ammoniak google io +@Xecantur I had an Aspire One, the keyboard is the same kind but a little more cheaply manufactured +@grp they’re extremely good at some things and good enough at the rest. +“Even Google’s own services have been fragmented at times.” Oh I get it, humor through extreme understatement +Nooooo stop with the “flip the card over” UI paradigm. That’s excess mental state spent on tracking geometry of flat things +@niteshad @essobi in 2011; I was trying to express wonderment at how quickly prices come down. +@xkeepah error: already on a retina screen, that’s like, eight pixels +@niteshad @essobi honestly, the Windows CE is probably pirated. But it’s not the current version so I doubt it’s a priority to MS +If anyone doesn’t want their Pixel, I can provide it with a good home +@Kufat one can readily install full Linux on it, without stupid tricks, to the best of my knowledge +They’re… giving away Pixels. Not the $600 phone, but the $zillion Pixel. +@tenfootfangs wow that’s a lot of dinosaurs +@tapbot_paul someone’s been spoiled by Apple secrecy ;) +@tapbot_paul I am Interested(tm) in my YouTube loading 50% faster (I already use Chrome, so no changes on my end) +@vogon “goal was to get it into hands of devs” => “this is a concept device no normal person would or could buy” +I’m pretty sure “why doesn’t Pandora do x” is “to qualify as a true radio station and keep prices down.” Re: Google All Access, $10/month +Not a fan of the Linux “silent fix” thing. Goal was to train sysadmins to always patch without delay. It has the opposite effect +@DirtySocks85 that’s unusual though. And who would fill in their mother’s age in a radio app?! +Google: we have the most bandwidth of anyone on earth. But we didn’t bring enough of it to our keynote demo. +@vogon honestly, I only spell it terr’rist to avoid the Suspicious Tweeting filters (which appear to actually be that naive) +@Mordicant they didn’t mark on the form that they’re a currency exchange! But… they’re not a real currency? +It’s official: the Department of Homeland Security (you know, created in response to Sept 11th?) is trying to take down Mt. Gox. +@morphcat :p +@chpwn did you repaste the URL from the deleted tweet? Because it broke +@jakx_ which is one advantage bitcoin has - you can’t have a mismatch between actual money and money you believe you have. +@jakx_ just a number in a field… it turns out that electronic banking is pretty much 100% dependent on accurate and honest bankers. +@garlimidon that was the idea yes :p +OH: pandora should use your age to calculate the probability you only think you like a song because your parents played it a lot +Connection between bank teller and bank database not encrypted. Sniff password, create account, make free money. http://t.co/VJrBLc0hRy +Props to @newyorker for being the first major media outlet to take serious steps to protect whistleblowers online http://t.co/7glokZDdPO +facial recognition surveillance tech still falls down in uncontrolled scenarios http://t.co/PGD0jC5h0o (and probably always will) +@m1sp btw I’m working from home today if you want to voice chat :D +@mdowd @pod2g listen, I can get you the number of a battered hacker’s shelter, they’ll protect you… +. @_FloridaMan shoots himself while bowling — now that takes talent http://t.co/kiBY3oD5ZO +@nonstampNSC as original as an Angry Birds knockoff +@jenniferbn2 you know, I thought a main trance sounded occultic, but I was gonna not say anything ;) +@m1sp diagonal movement?! I quit. Not playing. +@m1sp yeah, that’s actually the only post of his I’ve ever seen be widely mistaken for factual +@bpblack oh hi! +Based on the state of my inbox, it seems Exchange suddenly decided to disregard my filter rules after “planned maintenance” last night +@m1sp Mispy dear… google the name of the author +@Neostrategos I’m WFH on account of DH’s knee and one can’t access the blog login over VPN #acronyms +@ivanca and for the record, I did not point out on reddit that I (the redditor) was she (the author). +@ivanca misgendering people when all the information is there is freaking offensive. I’ve written extensively on the issue. +@nate_smith it has no brand. ali baba -> search netbook -> sort by price -> the WinCE one in five colors w/ ethernet that they all carry +@LJonhny her hostname is MiniSanguine, in homage to the pink computer I owned when I was 16 +Playing Dwarf Fortress over SSH again, but this time, on the $50 Laptop http://t.co/Ke302Vh6as +@m1sp probably every person whose data is specifically included, as a gesture of thanks +Time to make a sweep of reddit, hn, etc and comment "pronoun check" to everyone who referred to me as "he" with my real name displayed +@anthonicaldwell ali express -> search "netbook" -> sort by price +@L0sPengu1n0s I’ve heard of “Don’t Starve” but I’ve never played it +@L0sPengu1n0s that is a very very very vague question :p +This is totally inaccurate. I keep my iPad in a case http://t.co/5RBe7avWZk +@chriseng !!! Yaaaaay +@kufat oh noes I got an airline phishing email haha it thinks my name is Adam wait oh. +@chriseng :( +@kyhwana @DefDist probably nobody’s. +Amazing how every controversial video on YouTube is in violation of someone’s copyright and must go away +Ali Express is now trying to sell me a Muslim prayer tally counter that would make an "ideal Christmas gift" #cultureishard +@drwilco I think I can spare the seven minutes to get it to level one +@collettiquette @m1sp I mean "thank you for more money", not "I demand more money" :p +@collettiquette @m1sp more money!!! \o/ +Oh hey, WinCE comes with regedit! Oh hey, I can turn on file extensions this way! +@collettiquette @m1sp my character's name is Clarion Maenad +@m1sp kay <3 +@gbuzogany eve online +@m1sp give me a ring if you log on <3 +Got a long night of studying ahead! (cc @m1sp) http://t.co/FqdKMOsLNe +@davidjayharris https://t.co/ejH0GYfYuP my friends maintain it +@innismir nah my friend does +Uncanny ebooks is at it again https://t.co/WghUJjEQmy +@abby_ebooks of course it is +# 334456881542230016 +If the Mt. Gox/Dwolla thing was about specific money launderers, a total shutdown would be counterproductive to actually catching them +@ra6bit I think most people don’t apply skepticism to things they observe casually and just take them at face value +The American government believes in capitalism, but competing currency is economic terrorism! http://t.co/Uc95TO9W4l +@drwilco in this case there’s nothing wrong per se - everything is SSL’d with an appropriate cert, just not single server +@landley don’t forget the 4GB flash and wifi +@drwilco the html is served from the site proper and the images from generic dot CDN dot com +Does Microsoft still do tech support for their BASIC interpreter ? +@eevee I’m sorry. Had a series of dreams about my grandfather where I suddenly remember he’s dead and wake up. It’s extremely upsetting. +@sebasmonia *customers* keep things alive forever :) +So far as I know, the only product Microsoft has ever successfully put to rest is BOB, and even that took years, until they killed Clippy. +@sebasmonia hahahahahahaha Nothing Microsoft ships ever dies. Except Clippy… we hope. +@SGgrc @solak there’s no “snap” in comparing Linux of today to Windows of 2001. Their fault for not upgrading in a timely fashion! +@jennifurret you and @JackLScanlan are a surreal interruption in my constant stream of information security tweets +IE for Windows CE is actually TOO paranoid about SSL. I have to manually approve every single image loaded from a CDN +@nipungupta @essobi @niteshad everyone not in the first world, which to a first approximation is everyone. +@malwarejake ali express -> search "netbook" -> sort by price. Many vendors have them, compare shipping options +@chadwik66 @jastrzebskij I'm busy <s>working</s> playing with my pink computer +@landley could stand to use a few more comments +@niteshad @essobi or in $50 netbooks. +My marketing team would appreciate it if y'all's social network/newsreader apps would send referrer strings with jucier metadata +I’m not installing Linux, everyone. Shocking, I know. +@vogon with how often I have to cut the power, it’s a short matter of time until I corrupt the fat32 filesystem +Hey everyone I am really good at hanging Windows CE +@kufat but... it's already been announced. (for both.) +Currently browsing Linux sites like @lwnnet from Windows CE just to screw with their browser statistics +@briankrebs that's prejudiced against gay boys and straight girls who are also skiddies! ... not that I've ever met one. +@grp don't "duh" me. It isn't, in general, intuitively obvious behavior. +Blackberry has an identity crisis, gets black-out drunk, awakes to find it put its core feature on iOS App Store +Protip: if you use { gtalk, skype, aim, facebook chat, etc } assume that any url you paste WILL be acccessed and maybe cached. +@niallgdonaghy this keyboard only goes to F10! +I got Opera Mobile working, but it has this annoying simulated mouse I can’t make go away. +I’m extremely competitive regarding our corporate blog stats. I’m currently “winning” highest traffic day again. +@Xecantur it’s okay for the size, but the spacebar seems to have only one thing under it rather than the usual two +@blowdart XP is five years younger than the copyright on this build of CE, not hard to import features ;) +@blowdart it’s CE +@donicer @whitequark most native Windows programs should be recompileable for wince with a few macros / tweaks +@blowdart it has the Windows XP classic skin set - Marine, Spruce, Rose, etc +I made it more pink http://t.co/sLN6wEcX34 +@info_dox it has no brand, no name. It’s just “7 inch netbook - Windows CE or Android 2.2” +@info_dox there is no link to the exact product. There is only Ali Express -> search netbook -> sort by price +@ra6bit you got an ARM driver? +I love Windows CE! More accurately, I will once I can get Opera Mini or Fennec working. +@craptard @egyp7 it confuses me that people assume I’m using ie out of ignorance rather than a specific reason to which snark does not apply +You know, if someone wanted to penetrate our network, a watering hole that sells small, cheap, pastel colored computers would be ideal +@egyp7 as soon as I figure out how to fix the fact that I’ve hung IE ;) +@egyp7 then down in Navigator it says CPU class ARM, platform WinCE +@egyp7 pastebin is crashing. But it’s picking up as OS name Windows, OS flavor 7, browser IE 8 +@eyd go on a site like Ali express, search for netbook, and sort by price. +@CyborgCode she is by a certain artist on pixiv, the character outdates my account :) her name is Kasane Teto +@duckinator China ! And yes this is adorably retro! It’s like I’m using a laptop from the year 2000 but with today’s internet +Tweeting from the $50 netbook! If my account starts posting Chinese spam, you know what happened. +IE for Windows CE 6 doesn’t have Verisign in the certificate store +@whitequark there is an x86 windows ce but this is arm. +@sawaba the most generic one possible. No brand. No name. Just $50 and a probably pirated Windows CE 6. +@tapbot_paul it’s basically exactly like Windows 2000 but you need to compile for arm. </over simplified> +Step Two: Boot It Step Three: I can't believe that actually worked http://t.co/Cm9O7S1H4M +Step 1: Bling It http://t.co/oQomReIxKd +It came with a user manual! In ENGLISH! +It's here!!! There is literally no info on the box except "keep dry" http://t.co/vnpMF5gwgc +@gsuberland #AfterMidnightKickstarting +@WeldPond @thegrugq I’m not sure who that guy on the left is but @0xcharlie has good taste +@WeldPond @thegrugq look Mr. The Grugq, no matter how many journalists you pay to describe your boyish good looks…, +@MrToph “Payday 2? I better tell T — oh.” +And I’m not blaming/shaming her for being rich; our health care problem can’t be solved by celebrity charity. +Re: the Angelina Jolie story: shame we live in a country that doesn’t subsidize an ounce of prevention to keep pounds of cure on the shelf +My manager points out that “MEMS” is an acronym for a specific type of accelerometer, as I ought to have guessed. +@Twirrim nothing works with express anyway +@cab105 muahaha my plan to dethrone @MarkKriegsman with single most popular blog article is coming along nicely +I'm sure the youtuber I got the hard drive restore image from is totally legit because he has a British accent +My Terrible Netbook may be here as soon as tomorrow. I found a hard drive restore image (on... youtube) for when I inevitably break it ;) +@dipidoo I'm just screwing around with emulators for the fun of it :) +All I wanted to see was how truly terrible IE on Windows Mobile is. +Find option for putting emulated phone on network -> it wants a non-bundled driver -> MS has removed driver from its site +@H_kyber Chrome +Did you know you can just, like, download standalone Windows Mobile emulators? Can't figure out how to get this pretend phone on wifi though +@kyhwana it was something of a rush situation. “Honey I need the password” +He even installed Firefox and made it the default. We need to have a talk. +Hmm haven’t used this computer since I let my husband AUGH THE WALLPAPER what did he AUGH MY MOUSE SETTINGS +“We better censor what these articles in two major newspapers were about! Someone might go and READ them!” +The most adorably futile redacting ever [ @ioerror @normative ] http://t.co/6IKCpQvpCn +“Freedom of the press”: phone records of AP seized. With no particular justification. http://t.co/gwcpS8g9KK +@NamTaf \o/ +# 334044605270093825 +@JastrzebskiJ no need, I was referring to literal doors +@chort0 @chadwik66 the very fact that they call it “cyber security” would ward off about half the people worth pursuing +@c1tr1c I haven’t been able to clearly see what its number is yet +@m1sp @fncombo I mean they can’t photoshop a realistic looking artist’s conception to “show” the final product +@WeldPond hahaha HAHAHA *cough* I mean oh what a surprise +@m1sp lemme know if you want to go work on our space spreadsheets +@m1sp @fncombo Kickstarter has tightened rules on “concept art” to avoid misrepresenting what stage the r&d is at +@admung I really don’t approve of hiding lazily posting cool pictures behind the veil of parodying a real photographer; there’s no parody +Apparently this photo has been fooling people since at least 2009 https://t.co/lqPSeP3u6b you can’t tell that’s not a rabbit? REALLY? +@NatGeopix I suppose it’s too late to complain this is incredibly fake +@pa28 yeah but like - I’ve seen helicopters thousands of times - these are the lowest ones I’ve ever seen not in takeoff / landing +@C0deH4cker it’s Sun Microsystems’ campus near Boston. They are gone, but sometimes, under the full moon, you can hear the beards rustle… +Us Southerners are confused by your quaint Massachusetts notion of paying taxes directly to the nearest town +An, there is a helicopter school not too far from here, that’s probably the most sensible explanation. +@Beryllium9 fortunately I don’t think the office park has dehumanized us THAT much yet. +@amanicdroid I have a photograph! +It’s not traffic reports, wrong time and place; it’s not a news copter afaict, no news; circles low repeatedly; navy blue and yellow. +I saw that colorful helicopter again today; once is odd but twice is concerning, IMO. What *are* they doing so low to the ground? +@onekade @puellavulnerata unfortunately I haven’t been able to get a clear view of the tail number to look it up; could be normal stuff. +@onekade @puellavulnerata I keep seeing a yellow and blue helicopter circling around the Burlington Mall near Boston the last few weeks. +@puellavulnerata let’s take two things we don’t like And draw an “implies” sign between them Brilliant +@mikko the last color you see as something cools before its warmth becomes unseen to you +@0xcharlie @dakami cold, man +The special effects studio here always leaves their door open - who wants a copy of the Transformers movie pre-CGI? http://t.co/tcsVe1HEDs +@dakami making sure you see this http://t.co/4c9o7b2gcn :D +@AnthonyBlore yeah to me that’s a kind of spider. Freaky kind of spider. +@Se3ek which explains why my dad’s Dutch friends were in disbelief that deer wrecking cars is a serious problem around here. +@Se3ek northeastern USA has an almost identical ecology to western Europe. Except our deer are bigger. +.@michaelminella but folk etymology never lies!! +Business card for scale http://t.co/MfnCCkY5il +They’re not mosquitos, they’re three inches across. They’re “mosquito hawks” that eat mosquitos, so one shouldn’t kill them. +@elad3 ain’t no mosquito three inches across. They’re “mosquito hawks” — they eat mosquitos. +Oh hello hi please go away http://t.co/POMqOACcXI +@Saturn500Jared @scATX so what they mean is “it looks like the criminals are unambiguously American, so there’s no issue here!” +@Saturn500Jared @scATX except randomly shooting up a crowd of innocent strangers is pretty terroristy +(And if you genuinely don’t know where a picture came from, disclaim so clearly!) +Dear journalists and bloggers: “Twitter” is not ever the source of a photograph. Link. The. ACCOUNT. @pinknews +@DarrenPMeyer @skimbrel a bit rude they didn’t actually link to the twitter account they sourced the image from +@tapbot_paul you know, I can’t even be mad about the tax thing, as I was always surprised someone hadn’t found a way to legislate it yet. +@_larry0 woo +@thwartedefforts the “university” part was just meant to convey that learning to program takes years of dedication. +My blog about reverse engineering the program that consumed more ram when I shook my tablet http://t.co/4c9o7b2gcn +@grp I can't even tell when you're trolling anymore +@artkiver no one is contesting a paying customer’s right to complain, only a not directly paying because it’s open source one. +@furicle no, but we all know those evil bakers are in on it somehow. +Another pet peeve of mine is “it’s open source so it’s your fault if you didn’t go to university to learn programming to patch it yourself” +@mescyn #OpenSourceBeingUserHostile +There is literally no point to “points” for buying stuff except the “hot dogs and buns” racket http://t.co/5O2IZzsj62 +@hypatiadotca oh my gods I’ve gotten like a hundred +@realnudel I love translucent terminals. I’d only not use one on a machine too weak to actually render that. Like, seventeen megahertz. +@mescyn then link to wherever the hell the rationale is. No rationale? Oh look I found the problem !! +@mescyn “it was removed because <sensible reason> and won’t come back because <sensible reason> sorry, <suggested workaround>” <— good +@mescyn no rationale. User hostile. +@artkiver … that is the most “and this is what’s wrong with open source” comment imaginable ;) +@mescyn um, it’s like no one read the actual ticket and the actual response ! It’s the most straightforward non trolling ticket imaginable +@dhicynic @dylanmccall it isn’t ? +@elad3 open source has a social problem; success is contingent on not brewing community upsets like these +@elad3 yes, step 1. There’s an ordering dependency. +@elad3 I didn’t say they’re evil, just that no wonder folks say “my feature disappeared and GNOME is less useful to me now” +@elad3 Look at the actual ticket. Look at the actual response. All ranting came after that response. +Also, don’t miss the fact that GNOME is an actual foundation, with finances, not a hobby developer github account ;) +@elad3 but gnome is not a hobby project. They are a *foundation*. They have *money* and everything. +@elad3 valid argument for hobby side projects with a few thousand users or less! +@furicle that ticket is from a few weeks ago. Then someone posted it to HN and the fuss started. But it’s a righteous fussing IMO. +@elad3 @dotstdy what the feature is or how useless it was is completely tangential from the actual problem +I don’t care if it’s the stupidest feature in the history of the universe, that’s not professional behavior. End open source rant +@elad3 yes, I already read it +From the G+ thread: user is “irrationally attached” to feature that disappeared without explanation and devs wouldn’t give explanation. +@dotstdy @elad3 and… why not just like… say so? +Now, offering an actual rationale for why a feature was removed when someone opens a ticket (or linking to one) would be… better. +I don’t care that they’re “open source”, if they want to be a real project then they gotta not close “where did my feature go” with “no” +@elad3 strongly disagree. They are a *community* project. “No. *wontfix*” is completely anti-community +@dylanmccall … and sure it’s freeware, but it’s positioned as a serious product, ergo the users are customers. +@dylanmccall “where did my existing feature go?” “Wontfix” nope, that’s the most rude-to-customers thing a programmer can possibly do +@Motoma more likely you lost power while it was being written to or something ? +See, this is why no one likes GNOME anymore https://t.co/Gc81ZfzUCP someone got banned from the bugtraq for posting it to hacker news +@quine @m0nk_dot I had a dream you died stopping a car thief. I assume my dreams work on rand( people I follow on twitter ) for content +@banasidhe @attritionorg @carsteneiram I’m Dutch-born and I’ll allow being conflated with the Danish - just not the Deutsch. +@aidenconri just something San disk makes +@quine @m0nk_dot guessing I’m blocked, huh. +$85 *was* a bulk price, I don't think one could buy these individually if they tried +@kuripyon that was the quoted price per unit for "Android manufacturers" so I assume that was bulk. +I googled the model of processor (VIA 8650) in these $50 netbooks. In 2011, the processors cost $85 each. +@m0nk_dot @sergeybratus art is android… but document template is OSX… does not compute +@joshua613 I'm a bit of an asm education advocate :) +Ever stop and think that we successfully got the entire world to treat “MP3” as a real and proper word to be said with a straight face +@matthew_d_green who loves OSI and doesn’t realize it’s unrealistic? Everyone in my undergrad gave the prof a look of disbelief ! +All the cute cases are for iPad Mini! This sends a negative body image to all 10” tablets +@mirell it should become encrypted when the device is locked. +@m1sp_ebooks who are we talking about, little robot? @sciencecomic ? +# 333732938095140865 +@Kufat yes +Today on “odd phrases to put on an iPad case” http://t.co/Vd6ByytGkY +@chriseng oh where is everyone going to sit ?! +@tanonev not for lack of trying! It turns out most homicidal maniacs went to storm trooper academy +17 injured in parade mass shooting http://t.co/PWhHhK8eXk <— and this barely registers as news if there’s no bomb. +@jvanegue no one, not one person, prefers OpenSSL for anything +@_f_a_t_ donno yet +@blowdart you take that back YOU TAKE THAT BAokay. +@H0lyPuma Either my bank is lazy or their algorithm knows that I buy electronics every time I get two pennies in my pocket +Whoa hey they have pink Android watches on aliexpress... .... ..... +@RichardBarrell trust me there will be like six billion pictures of it when it arrives +@brentrubell why not? Never owned a Windows CE device before! +on aliexpress: "People who bought <cheap netbook> also bought <five pages of novelty correction tape dispensers>" +@akopa the solitaire one is win +@yaakov_h It's kind of like a pond that's only three inches deep and every square inch has reeds growing in it +@nicklockwood yup. dear @m1sp is, irrefutably, my personally allocated Australian. +Talking to my Australian, they are amazed that there is functioning marshland literally about ten feet from my door :) +Have you ever had a dream someone you know died and then you internalize it and spend the day being sad they're dead? (It was @quine) +@HanakoGames now use all of them in one tweet (that one doesn’t count) +The “mommy and daddy still love each other” bit in this Boston police vs FBI spat is adorable http://t.co/M3REIkQbom +@WhiteMageSlave success is being permanently associated with smug grins +@m1sp meep +@puellavulnerata wow, she and I actually agree on something! +@WhiteMageSlave awww! Thank you! +@m1sp eeeeeee! I’m awake! I’m on! +@dan_crowley not a video, but I think it has rudimentary anti screenshot of some sort (obvs another device can always record the screen) +Drunk @MrToph ad drunk @apiary cannot collectively clear World 1-1 in Super Mario 3. +@fncombo do they not have mothers in your country? +@comex having finally determined the Brawl disc is not in my possession, I have ordered another that shall come by post. +My drunk friends have discovered Skullgirls on the Xbox. Their drunk logic is defeated by characters with detachable heads +# 333367635116949504 +Geek house party problems: “whose iPhone is this? Who has an iPhone with a cherry blossom wallpaper” +@jennifurret @NomentionofKev … wow. I always knew those random photos were stolen from some random person, but when it’s someone you know…! +Eve tales: giving a cargo container progressively more passive-aggressive labels as another player drifts closer and closer to it +@justintroutman @kaepora @kivikakk except that's kind of the whole point of the app +@Geesu @cgiffard http://t.co/O4JpPZdOhl "SanDisk Cruzer Fit CZ33" +This is my gaming hard drive. Bless technology http://t.co/u4Mntizafq +@JayMassey @howtogeek whence the “jot and tittle” line in the KJV! +@chibitech Dirty Digital sounds like a band +@edcetera @schoolofprivacy it'd be the same as good Windows 7 tools. If you mean Metro apps, there's just toy encrypters. +@apiary we're going to the store so don't show up in the next few minutes or you will be very lonely +I'm counting former employees as part of the company. You can get off the payroll but you can't escape, @MrToph +Apparently half of Veracode is coming over to our house to play a drinking card game +@cybergibbons it's DHS or whatever the bright yellow one is called +Gettin’ dressed, goin’ to the store on this lovely Saturday *puts on work badge* wait +@leighhollowell I think it’s starting at three-ish +@BullshitCastles @0x17h I promise we are not all like this :( +@leighhollowell just bring some more beer, and oh, I should make DH go get snacks, what would you and Jolly like +@savagejen my teenage self is saying “well duh” +@apiary George and his brother in law can’t drink this weekend, clearance received! Address incoming +@jeremiahfelt a $50 windows ce netbook from China +@kaepora I suspect that Canada is the last stop on a Pacific delivery route that begins in California… +@dan_crowley Snapchat’s key selling point is that the recipient “can’t” keep a permanent copy of the transmission. Fails its threat model… +It’s been 24 hours since my Terrible Laptop shipped and the tracking number still returns a not-found error. My confidence is wavering ! +@wookiee you madman! +@apiary I actually don’t know; it might be too many people already! Let me get a count of who is actually playing +@m1sp I cleared out an entire pirate refuge all by myself!! Drones are my friends!! *crashes into bed* +@CliffsEsport eve online +@CliffsEsport ... the context is a video game ^-^;; +@_larry0 @snipeyhead I’m a fan of “Fiona” +Oh gods I’ve reached the “spreadsheets in space” stage — tallying up expenditures and income on a calculator like it’s a job +@inversephase we use the online order form. There's a delivery address field for apartment number... +@bmirvine lol yes +@Pepyri_ I'm inside a station in 1.0 space! +Eve report: I'm a lot better at this game than I thought I would be! I found a wormhole! It went to a bad place! I came back. +My friend @kivikakk has a go at breaking snapchat encryption from scratch http://t.co/1dVXzUUgd8 <-- good learning exercise +@DarthNull @mattblaze if you had a car you weren't poor enough! +@superMTW why would I want a computer that doesn't have a battery and doesn't fit in my purse??? +# 333002885442977794 +The Windows App Store's standards are so low that there's an app that's literally just someone's resume +@landley Ali Express? +@Kufat I eat at local Italian places all the time. +@Kufat and you know what? It makes me happy. +@mattblaze I eat at real Italian places all the time. Sometimes I just want Poor College Student food! +@landley China! +@mattblaze DH and I come from a lower class background. Real pizza is too fancy for our blood. +Literally every time we get a new Dominos delivery person they call to ask what our apt number is. Does the order form drop this field??? +@p0rksy China! Rest assured it is terrible +@SurprisingEdge opera mini, apparently +@m1sp proddle +@eebrah it's from China and it runs Windows CE +My $50 Laptop will be here in three to seven days. If this thing works out, I’ll have to figure out how to get a case with low shipping cost +@ShadowTodd also, no longer had a human inside her +@eevee I ended up writing posts in a markdown editor and copy/pasting. +I had a dream that I found a fistful of bitcoin on the ground. They were small golden triangles. +@miah_ @spacerog well, the fewer parts made from plastic, the less of a “3D printed” gun it is… it’s just a gun +@spacerog I kind of don’t see how you can make a gun barrel out of meltable-for-printing plastic that isn’t single shot. +@eevee I am acutely aware of the inside of my right ear. Just the right one. +@securityhulk @dakami there’s an autopsy coming out on the corporate blog next week about this silliness ;) +@WhiteMageSlave at least Lippa said something sensible +@WhiteMageSlave I imagine most of them had no idea that was even there until now +I have no idea how things like this just pop up in our kitchen http://t.co/CTJ1t3I86P +Also didn't expect to find out Tony Lippa is *still* sheriff of Caroline after all these years by reading the Boston news +The elder Tsarnaev brother has been buried near my old house in Virginia. Predictably the locals act like this somehow unsanctifies the soil +It seems I always write my corporate blog posts on Friday, and they have to wait for Monday +@The1TrueSean http://t.co/GfpD1s7h2r +I find it interesting that on iOS, the “gun” emoji is unambiguously a real handgun, but on Windows 8, it’s a scifi ray gun. 🔫 +@attritionorg no, I just didn’t cc: the brony because that’d be cheating. +@attritionorg aww where’s *my* troll +@Casiusss well uh the immediate prior RT was the context The one about their coolant leaking +@m_cars my friend did! I wouldn't have the patience +@Jonimus my friend made it! +Newest installment in the series "Hats Eating My Head" http://t.co/Q1CzScYW4f +It's okay everyone I read about Cantor in a comic book once +Year 2018: Microsoft keeps trying to design the Xbox Infinity’s successor, but the result is always still Xbox Infinity. +Next Xbox is named Infinity. Marketing high-fives, then slowly begins to question the wisdom of this decision. +@Gadgetoid @shmoosr people aren’t bothered by what was “always so.” The trick is to not let icky things become always so. +@qu1j0t3 @strlen I really doubt the quality is acceptable for that *yet* but probably in five years +@grayj_ integrating computer vision into this would completely, utterly change the question +In principle they can re-identify the same person across visits, but it doesn’t give them any PII like your phone number. +Mixed feelings on Nordstrom tracking how long customers stay by phone wifi beacons. Be aware that your phone broadcasts its presence! +@MrToph on that note, you and @leighhollowell are invited to play Drunk Quest at our house tonight +@m1sp and on that note, be sure to install eve! So we can fly ! +@jgeorge though if you go ahead and install those to your device, in theory Walgreens can mitm you ;) +@jgeorge you need the private half to produce new certs signed by these ones +@m1sp that is… eerily similar to my own experience. +@BomuBoi when I was much younger I was working on fiction about that - the NPCs were self-aware. +@jgeorge these aren’t the private keys, so in theory this is safe, but putting these on the public internet is still rather… odd. +@seanhn @cBekrar bah humbug +Jarring reminder that space stations are real and there are people who live in space +@spacerog @kjhealy I use nano. And my car is a Civic. +@BobbiJ0609 @LifeInNeon …. And the firing pin. Minor detail. +@xa329 yeah I wouldn't be volunteering +@DarrenPMeyer @Veracode @chriseng b-b-baka +@CipherLaw I'm a fan of neither the concept of export status of information nor "censor until we say you can uncensor" +@CliffsEsport but I feel there are quite enough ways to die without hanging around machines engineered to orchestrate it +@CliffsEsport it would be nice if bullets didn't actually penetrate bodies in real life +@CliffsEsport I don't let what the law says dictate what I consider ethical or reasonable - fix stupid laws! +@jesster_king that's the whole point of this debacle. Foreigners might find out about hand guns! +@CliffsEsport the sound of a chunk of metal rending flesh and bone and vividly red drops of life spraying into the night +@landley I am of the opinion that it's the *production* of that first one that is the problem; the file is the evidence, not the crime. +@CliffsEsport because they are mechanisms designed to go bang bang splorch? +@CliffsEsport @davidjayharris the things that grow in my sink definitely count as biological warfare +Amazingly, the actual link to half a gigabyte of files is still live on their site. But some of you are evil foreigners, so I can't share. +@alizardx @puellavulnerata nope. Something far more awful than that. It's a debugging utility which got shipped as a background service!!! +@theprez98 @innismir I think it’s trying to tell you not to screenshot or copy/paste the results for your own protection. +@davidjayharris and you can find instructions for biological warfare by checking the “don’t” section on bottles under your sink. +@davidjayharris deploying biological weapons is wrong. Knowing how it’s done is not. +@vogon wouldn’t this count as “legitimately in the public domain”? +@Xecantur you think something I ordered from Hong Kong two days ago is within two thousand miles of me yet? ;) +And I say all this as someone who hates guns, fears guns, does not want to be in the general vicinity of guns. +A file describing the geometry of a gun is not a gun. @StateDept can there be anything more antithetical to America than seizing knowledge? +So lemme get this straight: the US government is trying to suppress a file containing a 3D model of most of a gun? Both scary and pathetic 🔫 +@puellavulnerata @0xdeadbabe does the kitten have an SSD? +@rosyna @geekable wut The… register? +@jesster_king @helloerinmarie I believe elected positions do not count as “employees” +@dakami bonus: the app is written in .net +@DarrenPMeyer @Veracode @chriseng but but I thought I was the anime head… +@0x17h augh +@eevee I’ve got almost eight thousand now and I don’t think I’ve ever gotten one; not sure what their algorithm is. +@mweissbacher @523 The Glorious JavaScript Typing System strikes again +@solak @The1TrueSean absent parents provide a narrative framework for both purpose and opportunity for a youth to do something dangerous. +1800s astronomy book contains photographs of painstakingly sculpted clay models of the moon as seen by telescope http://t.co/MzkAQaFqRA +Definitely gonna do a blog post tomorrow about decompiling this vendor trash eating my ram (but marketing won't post it until next week...) +@Xaosopher when DH told me to take out the trash, I said I couldn't because of statis webifier and warp scrambler +@dipidoo no. It's mallocing on every shake event the accelerometer reports. +This is amazing, I can make the app's ram usage spike by shaking the tablet violently +@kaepora it must be leaking somehow, by keeping things referenced. It relies on a huge amount of third party code for that tiny functionalit +That's literally ALL it does, as I don't see it actually do anything with that timer, just faithfully track it. +280MB was being used by an Acer utility in .net that does nothing but track how long since last keypress/mouse/accelerometer triggered. +@m3hr a lot of people who actually work at Twitter follow me so I use their client and complain so maybe they'll fix it (or hate me) +Not amused with Acer utilities that think they're special enough to re-enable themselves after I turn them off in autoruns +@Storifyhelp @kivikakk I need to start keeping a kill board of sites my username has exposed bugs in ;) +@TheDaveCA the NES! 2KB of ram tucked at the beginning of the address space (not counting the picture processor's separate ram) +@Netbus You should consider not making sexist comments regardless of the coolness factor! It's not fair to others that I hog all the cool. +@TheDaveCA dude my target system has 2KB of ram don't get self-righteous with me ;) +# 332636650658213890 +@The1TrueSean looks legit - what kind of computer would know about our human clock system ? +@pmjordan cheap chocolate, because they add so much filler it starts to look gray +I like touchscreens https://t.co/K1tzgeK0OX +@The1TrueSean not Swiss Miss... +Being allergic to brown food dye means that Swiss chocolate counts as a medical expense +@hynek with *free* products that's the inevitable outcome, but not always so with paid ones +Basically I've come to the opinion that small shops make the best software. Clear vision + sensitive to customer needs +@Ammoniak because it costs more, is bloated, and they're herding people to an annual subscription model. And I don't like openoffice much +@katzmandu I somehow suspect this has rather more features. +Oh, and the word processor is using eight megabytes of ram. Eight! +I should warn you that I can't stand Open Office as every time I tried it it's a little too slow and a little too ugly and slightly "off" +I downloaded the trial of this commercial alternative to MS Office that costs $80 and so far it's actually great? http://t.co/yMWEpB5i9I +@tenfootfangs it was incredibly difficult to get both my face and the octocat in the picture while holding the camera +@vogon I don't think I know how to not do that +@HackerHuntress amazingly tangly and hurty! But when it cooperates, it has a nice Hermione effect +Gratuitous Selfie 2: The Other Github Shirt. Unfortunately my public commits are not so numerous as this suggests http://t.co/DfDX2bqHDI +@CyberiAccela I've been running Linux on expensive small touchscreens since 2007! https://t.co/gDz6TX1q00 +@CyberiAccela I now assume Linux is your primary desktop operating system +@RichardBarrell touch screen, you typing racist +@CyberiAccela You know when is the last time I plugged a personal device into Ethernet? I have no idea. Five years ago? +Help my glasses are tsnglef in my hair I can't see what I am typing oh gods it'd all blurry +@CyberiAccela this thought was prompted specifically by warning someone to remember to check the model for ethernet +@sugnaturi that's the "lazy" part of "lazytweet" ;) +Remember when you didn't have to ask if a computer was thick enough to contain a USB port? +@pmjordan thanks! +@vogon the translation itself is obviously server side, so I figure the guestimate could be client side and it'd still count as a webservice +lazytweet: when Chrome detects a foreign language based on text (not metadata), does it do that locally or is it submitting samples? +@davidbelanger78 my office workstation over vpn, yeah. I keep complaining about the state of our internal lan certs... +@m1sp it was more about... us going to the same school, and you giving me a piggy back ride, which probably wouldn't work too well irl +@ochsff it’s kind of funny how we’ve conditioned people to assume recommendations are finely tuned by an intelligent algorithm! +@ochsff the first is the one you’re looking at and the other two are a random sample of their celebrity accounts. +@trufae well, what did you *think* it would do? +@33mhz @0x17h their value for analogy is that they actually get in the news; though I draw analogy to hatred rather than action. +@nonstampNSC the excuse for why their individual writing styles show through is one is like God’s clarinet and the other God’s flute, etc +@nonstampNSC were you raised in the “plenary inspiration” school of theology? I was taught that God literally mind controlled them +@kivikakk @Storify JavaScript casting bug ahoy! Probably another case of http://t.co/NYSkkumjym +@kivikakk young enough that they might not even know what the word really means ? +@_wirepair D: +Diablo 3 pushes patch with trivially obvious integer overflow bug that allows gold duping http://t.co/Z6dSilEIqf +@m1sp I had a totally adorbs dream about you +@qole that's a boot to the head http://t.co/BBhUrAo7uX +Thunder! Lightning! I should give my iHeatgenerator a break before it sets something on fire anyway +@chriseng what are you trying to say about @codeferret_ +@landr0id apologies for the autocorrect that snuck in there +@landr0id like ARM, and a rudimentary decompiler. And you can tweak and re-disassemble stuff and save it out as executable. +@landr0id yes, while it’s not and never will be as featured as Ida, it’s still very useful and contains features the base USA does not, — +@landr0id the video is aging a bit! Hopper has gotten several new features and improvements since then +I’m feeling another fit of Voynich obsession coming on. +Maybe @TheOnion assumed they wouldn’t be targeted because they aren’t a “real” newspaper - I know I sure was surprised… +SEA used the exact same phishing email in multiple widely publicized campaigns and still more newspaper employees fall for it +Five point three billion hashes per second. With a “b” http://t.co/EdsaEtj8aH +@TheDaveCA Chromebook’s target market is schools in less wealthy countries. +# 332276412486656001 +@chriseng my iPad is far and away the most secure device I own! +@chriseng what’s the point of a personal device if you can’t store your personal data on it ? +@evilbluechicken nope! The scariest thing that’s happened is I flew to a faction contested zone to pick up a ship for cheaper +@chriseng @SecurityPenguin @csoandy where’s my security penguin huh +Real selfie this time - my @github shirts came! Whoa how do my eyes get so big http://t.co/5VTsf4wiBZ +@TheDaveCA it was an older lady who appeared to be researching something over dinner +Holy search terms! A chromebook in the wild! +To hide my embarrassment about not knowing the top bar is transparent at the lock screen in ios, I'll just complain about it crashing +Ha you're right the triangle is part of the wallpaper - but I never noticed it's transparent on the lock screen as I've never stared at it +@inversephase I have a 1.2ghz/512mb one that runs XP, but the power is currently out of order +@ae_g_i_s there are a few cat breeds like this too, like the Persian in that article. +@ae_g_i_s — certain bloodlines reached critical mass of certain genes ie fixation, but the species itself isn’t changing. +@ae_g_i_s evolve isn’t quite the right word, it’s just that their mating has been closely regulated by humans for a few thousand years and — +Why is it we can celebrate the uniqueness of minor deformities in cats ( http://t.co/QXbtxsGMuo ) but treat it as a tragedy in humans? +@jennifurret congrats! I’m sure that’s a load off your shoulders +In response to concerns that the pink one looks lonely http://t.co/C7XWwxfpIM +selfie.jpg http://t.co/o6o423rJha +It just now occurs to me to try mobile web. Hello! Twitter for iPhone and Tweetbot went totally dark on me. Panic began setting in +Is it my imagination or is twitter down +@pajp there’s no skip button, only cancel… +Can we please have an easier-to-pronounce name for the slowly spreading apache apocalypse than “cdorked”? http://t.co/xDLbDuDyoh +This song is dedicated to, among others, @m1sp http://t.co/NBnHlVHspP +This book I grabbed calls Windows CE the most interesting Windows - I’m inclined to agree; I find tight resource constraints fascinating +@puellavulnerata unfollow bug struck sorry D: +@wimremes so did he… what a funny religion, always looking for things to feel guilty about. +@xa329 well, newer versions of windows CE do in fact support .net, it’s a light .net that doesn’t have everything though +# 332010608536989696 +“Windows CE .NET 4.0 does not support the .NET framework.” Oh, turn-of-the-millennium Microsoft. +@nickm_tor my joke made more sense when I read your tweet as “I need the name of an RNG that…” +@nickm_tor I recommend this one I wrote just now named DefinitelyDoesn’tReturn256 +.@github is raining 500s +The “poker hacker” case has had hacking charges thrown out. Only a wire fraud case now. +@zeroday @_larry0 not really enough ram - the netbooks with a gig start at about $100 +@comex 🇨🇳 +@daiconrad no, arm. I’m sure a celeron could defeat it soundly. +@vogon super h sounds like a video game +@JackLScanlan @profoundlypaige actually most victims of gun violence are killed by a family member or other acquaintance so … +@blowdart yup. Opera Mini here I come ! +@JackLScanlan @profoundlypaige and a much lower density of killer animals +It’s http://t.co/tettnV51MI several people there sell it so check the shipping options if you’re as willing as I am to get terrible hw :) +@miaubiz don’t think so, but there are ones that cost slightly more that run android that have HDMI out +@Soulmech http://t.co/tettnV51MI +@vogon does CE come for flavors other than arm ? +I’m ordering a $50 pink computer that runs Windows CE, has an 800mhz processor, and 256mb ram. Best burner laptop ever? +@0xcharlie @nudehaberdasher scared to go onstage without him? +@ZoeQuinnzel @vogon smiley faces wander across a screen of punctuation. Then you get a message that the smiley faces are horrifically dead +@_larry0 @ra6bit I’m short on tools and long on clumsiness +“OS: Android 2.2 Browser: IE” looks legit +@_larry0 @ra6bit I’ve got an extremely tiny pink Korean netbook but the power pin is bent and I need someone to fix it… +@_larry0 I saw one that was about $70 in there that has USB, ethernet and HDMI. Yes it’s in the description and in the photo, HDMI! +@MarkKriegsman @focalintent there are so many to choose from http://t.co/peOZhQvTq4 +@MarkKriegsman @QuantumG I know exactly why people need more than a gigabyte of ram. To run the engine. +@demize95 I’ll let you in on a secret: I have a compulsion to acquire tech every few months. Far better that I spend $60 than $600 :D +@zeroday not necessarily this one in particular but http://t.co/927khBoPo0 +@_larry0 no wifi, almost certainly, but a lot of them actually fit ethernet in there! +@iRonNCSU well, the screen itself, plus wifi +I am seriously considering getting one of these ~$60 netbooks in the interest of science and brightly colored plastic casing +It’d be a lot of fun to get a stack of these and give them out as prizes at a con and see if anyone can do something with them +@McGrewSecurity that one is a speed demon compared to the 300mhz one I just found +Where do these incredibly terrible netbooks even come from? http://t.co/927khBoPo0 +@bobpoekert keyboards are kind of noted for being easy to enumerate all states for working as expected! +@superMTW no, it's for the generic bluetooth keyboard +@JZdziarski @cschweitz I'm just saying I don't see how the response was in any way related to racist prejudice on a personal level +OSX wants me to install a... firmware update... for... my... keyboard?? +@JZdziarski @cschweitz you know how some people have a “pet issue” they connect to totally unrelated subjects? I think I know yours :) +@innismir I thought the logic was that the site was information for workers who may have been exposed to radiation. +@jgeorge @PaulM it’s “national change your password day” +@SurprisingEdge PvE. I assumed I had to defeat all the pirates to clear the mission and kept at it… +@blowdart @hypatiadotca @natashenka the nintendo was my dad’s first gaming system. >:) +@focalintent amazon… and with all respect, I don’t think this model would fit you… +@Kufat you asked that as a reply to a statement on *underwear* dude +@Kufat … I’ll think of something! +@natashenka @hypatiadotca it’s been known to happen! +Fact: if you mail-order “assorted prints” underwear, they will send you pink leopard print +@EntroX today’s adventure: not realizing my new guns fit way less ammo than the old ones. Oops +#eve the illegal narcotics factory literally has a neon sign reading “NARCOTICS” on the roof +.@CloudFlare film of Syria retracting routes again http://t.co/CUpoXL05Ia ht @Hackintech_ +I’ll pretend my Windows tablet is a Windows tablet… In Space. “The GPU is overheating, captain!” “She’ll hold… until I beat my high score!!” +@marginoferror I like it so far, but people gave me money so I don’t have to fret about noob grinding +@vogon if the first ship I lost was a battleship, either I’m really good at this game or not spending the money given to me wisely! +And there goes my first lost ship #eve +Hey @cloudflare looks like Syria broke again- can we get another route withdrawal video like http://t.co/HqvA7hFxno before they lie about it +@Achifaifa yeah several months ago. They lied about it too +If you don't have Flash Player, this just happened (look at extreme right), gfdi Syria http://t.co/Xqo77VijZq +@vogon look, I’m just confused, first you told me you were a duck, then a seal, now a human?? +I train people well - I glance their way and they assume I have a bug in their product. +@vogon your face +@vogon *squint* +Amazon Attention Deficient Disorder: I should order some pants. *click* zomg a box?? zomg PANTS?? +@ColinTheMathmo amusingly, I don’t even need the thing to run, I’m putting it through static analysis to repro an issue with our system +@noxander007 huh, never seen that kind before. Around here (I grew up near "Rochester, the Lilac City") they're a particular light purple +I am completely, utterly, 100% positive this will work. With no consequences at all. http://t.co/L2YdUaDsru +@ColinTheMathmo it *does* have memmove. What doesn't have memmove? An SDK from 30 years ago? +Oh, of *course* whether or not it thinks memmove exists depends on whether I'm trying to generate a debug build! Screw you apache +@virgiltexas @miuaf bless your heart. +"error: memmove does not exist on this platform" I'm sorry, what +That awkward moment when you have no idea what the password of your build VM is +@jephjacques hey hitting random in the archives, every few pages I get the chrome malware warning, bad advert alert +@noxander007 neither! I have no idea what it is. But lilacs are lilac, not pink! +fios problems: verifying this DMG is taking longer than it did to download it, wahh +@chriseng but that'd be a good idea if it wasn't "pull lever, receive felony" +@chriseng on my sacred hacker's honor I'm working from home today +@mxgijsen you just hate us for our freedom +The view from my window is a tree of pink flowers. I should try harder to appreciate this while it lasts. +That's right, I'm... I'm... gingerkin +@matt_merkle eve +The real reason I play video games is to live out my fantasy of being a natural-born redhead with freckles http://t.co/21wTLDyHR6 +@grp @41414141 ringing the alarm and saying "exploit! exploit! (you already need root privs)" is our version of crying wolf +@ra6bit it’s the density of their data; just delete a few gigabytes that look useless +@txs ouch dude #unfollower +@MrToph @leighhollowell about time geez ! :) +@grp @41414141 err, it’s super weird to drop a full disclosure on it like a big kid +@zygen those look… delicious +@whyallthenoise eve +@eevee … my gods. +@artkiver err, are we talking about the same thing? I’m talking about a video game… +@Casiusss eve +The game lets me buy insurance on ships it gave me for free? Space fraud ahoy +@ohunt in eve +@jackyalcine none that are finished! +Oh goodness I've reached the hacking tutorial. Apparently space crypto isn't very good +"You don't own anything worth insuring" is probably the harshest thing a video game has ever said to me +@halvarflake @halvarfake it's game money in eve +@tylerbindon (I'm just leaving it while my load is running, not for so long it seems abandoned) +@tylerbindon it's pretty expensive ! I wouldn't mind if a stranger "borrowed" a pinch in an emergency but it's not like taking a bic pen +@rezeusor a couple episodes of the Mega Man cartoon. I was devastated. +A teenage boy from down the street stole the VCR. I still remember his name. He wrote a letter of apology to my dad. Never got the tape back +Laundry detergent is the only thing that’s ever been stolen from me, aside from our VCR with a Mega Man tape in it when I was like, seven +My detergent is getting low, so I’m deliberately leaving it out in the laundry room to test for thieves in this building. +@halvarfake (it’s Clarion Maenad. I assume sooner or later someone from twitter is going to blow me up for the lulz) +@halvarfake who are you and what have you done with @halvarflake +@swiftfoxfire I didn’t until about two hours ago +@RandomStep as presented it's three of three, four of four or five of five wouldn't be much better; PIN is four of ten +@RandomStep it'd be resistant to shoulder surfing but if an adversary gets the phone they could probably crack it quickly. +@grp it's a product, not a service! +@EntroX \o/ +@EntroX it's Clarion Maenad. I hope there's not a way to send painful death :p +@elliottcable he did once like years ago and didn't like it +@IanAKemp @elliottcable I knew my husband was wrong ! +@elliottcable I guess what I mean is if my pod blows up does my money go away or does it persist +@elliottcable is there a bank I have to put excess funds in or something +So @elliottcable just sent me a hundred million monies. I knew socializing on Google Wave would pay off one day... <3 +@IanAKemp yes. I am in wiki absorption mode. +@sneakin Intel Inside +I was told this game is Spreadsheets in Space but so far it's Posing For Character Portraits In Space +@elliottcable I just finished my character, her name is Clarion Maenad +It's like 16 color mode where it's my 16 favorite colors. How do I keep it? +I accidentally launched Eve twice. This was the result. http://t.co/BnmcmXuylD +@katsniffen so maybe the company just hasn't actually gotten around to shipping it yet but they sure fleeced me for shipping then! +@katsniffen yes it's something coming to me. The company sent me "your order has shipped" on Thursday +Twin sisters whose lives never diverged http://t.co/SZClOWTmPQ +It appears that SEA is in fact taking credit for it. But they don’t seem to get The Onion’s response. +Okay. I give up. Was @TheOnion really hacked or not? +The Onion’s tips for keeping news sites from being hacked- with kind words to say about twitter @support. http://t.co/C3kjPo4qzS +@Wikisteff @flipzagging @headhntr @ioerror @maradydd speech to text is very computationally expensive and even google does a poor job. +@JZdziarski @flipzagging @headhntr @ioerror @maradydd you don’t have to keep paying for hard drives if you just buy them outright… +@torvos I still use a copy of Photoshop purchased in 2001. But that’s the problem from their pov, I’m sure +@OFFtheDOT time to get a new car! +@lojikil while my needs can be met with these tools, I suspect a professional video editor may feel differently. +Is Adobe seriously going to a per-month subscription model only? That’s disgusting. I hope the light version of Photoshop is excluded ! +@oh_rodr the prior? It comes off. +Enjoying how the USPS has listed my priority mail as "shipping info received" (ie in stasis) since Thursday #priorities +@m1sp *prod* +(The dispute is about how long we were in a certain situation. To her it was 3 years of 30; to me it was 3 of 9; centerpiece of childhood.) +"Melissa is crazy. Said she <snip> on twitter." I have a feeling my mother did not intend this text for me. +@raudelmil it doesn’t matter much, because no matter how you define it, IPs, domains, or servers, they have no idea what the number is :D +Listening to someone explain to the new guy that yes, many of our large customers literally don't know how many websites they own. +My job basically comes down to hacking around the halting problem. +What’s the etiquette of plugging in your iPad to someone else’s charger when he’s not in his cube +@landley lolol +@ivanca oh trust me you are preaching to the choir here +@ivanca that too, though it’s a bit apples and oranges +@vogon @icculus I’d assume it was video game distribution, as those generally ship as binary and bitness can actually matter. +@DrPizza I read that phrase as “well APPARENTLY you dweebs are all on dialup, so we’ll wait for the Xbox 4 to enforce the way we want” +@landley cannot reproduce +@landley test http://t.co/lgLnjr12x7 http://t.co/lgLnjr12x7 http://t.co/lgLnjr12x7 http://t.co/lgLnjr12x7 http://t.co/lgLnjr12x7 +In particular I find the phrase that the xbox will be “tolerant of today’s internet” very telling. +@furicle on some models at least, or they have a setup like a “smart” GPS that’s integrated a little too closely +@furicle of course they’re integrated. With everything. +Microsoft’s damage control statement on offline play reads as if they only just now decided for sure it will definitely have offline play. +This trend of cars shipping onboard computers running full traditional operating systems (with web servers?!) is terrifying me +@rantyben @osxreverser it's called contemporary worship mister +@rantyben @osxreverser arise my love, arise my love, the grave no longer has a hold on thee! No more death’s sting, no more suffering, arise +@Tomi_Tapio I can play a cute redhead with freckled in Dragon’s Dogma! :p +@osxreverser kill -SIGSTOP $pid kill -SIGCONT $pid +@jnordine I’d buy it with the 128gb SSD instead of cheaping out on the 64gb SSD +@tenfootfangs Word is constructed well. +@DrPizza we got a whole shelf of Tor fantasy books downstairs. Big hardcover ones. +@jnordine Acer w700 +Oh, iOS apps. I love it when I stroke you and nothing happens, I know a segfault is imminent. +@rgov however, it seems it’s good at shoulder surfing resistance +@rgov well, I’m assuming the exact setup in the pictures is a PoC and a real world implementation would throw in a few more. +@0x17h D: +@MarkKriegsman what are your symptoms? I’m feeling a little flushed. +@vogon those are just the poc, but you’re limited in information density if you want to make sure every possible trait appears at least once +Interesting new take on lock screens - but doesn’t look very crack-resistant http://t.co/ToeEd7tFSm +@0x17h I’m not aware of any - and FTR I’ve only gotten it working on Windows, haven’t touched gnu radio +@0x17h … hrm. Start poking at it with netcat or something… +@0x17h I have no idea, but cute numbers like that are just as likely some custom service. Er, I assume this ain’t *your* computer. +BBC interviews white men about Google Glass. One calls people who like smart phones not normal like you and me. http://t.co/nLcYLPWZUC +Cruel coder baiting, part 2 [pdf] http://t.co/3S2Fvl3FZL +@Tadlette of course there were some perfectly fine future teachers in the lot too. But not enough. +@Tadlette I really can’t emphasize strongly enough the degree to which I would not trust anyone’s child with some of those students. +Old but good: cruel rent-a-coder baiting. http://t.co/2A16DweBga +@RigelMD “less intelligent ones” is a way of saying people I wouldn’t trust with a gerbil, never mind twenty children. +As best as I can figure, they ended up majoring in childhood education because they figured you only need a 5th grade knowledge to pass… +Most of the “less intelligent ones” at my uni were studying childhood education. It’s not attracting enough competent future educators. +@grp a little less issue, but I’d still be right here saying that it’s a nearly useless platform on its own into the foreseeable future +@th3j35t3r young Mr. Tsarnaev is accused of some wicked things - but don’t you think being angry about his human rights is also quite wicked +@th3j35t3r young Mr. Tsarnaev is accused of some wicked things - but don’t you think being angry about his human rights is also quite wicked +@grp which is what Windows has been literally our entire lives. If they can solve the app problem, WinRT won’t be a waste of a tablet anymor +@grp fundamentally the issue is that it *currently* fails to be a Windows- a general purpose home office and school platform w/ apps galore +@grp here, try this ice cream RT! It’s just ice. No cream. But it’s cold, so that’s still ice cream. +This is what American-brand extremism looks like- lashing out against fundamental human rights of “the enemy” https://t.co/7Jt0sWBmD5 +@grp it’s just like Windows 8, except without the “Windows” part! And a ghost town app store; RT should not YET exist on its own. +@vogon Windows doesn’t even have x86/x64 fat binaries afaik. That’s so embarrassing +@vogon well, yes. “Shooting your future self in the foot: a biography of Microsoft” +@grp the iPad isn’t a continuation of a product line on which my business’s applications were based? +@vogon I just very strongly feel that there should have been an intermediate step - that WinRT shouldn’t even exist yet. +@vogon that’s an “if” larger than the moon, and it’s panning out exactly as it was foretold +“DH isn’t here to cook for me” has progressed to the “eating peanut butter with a spoon” stage. +I like the well-done, polished metro apps. I really do! But that’s in *addition* to the x86 software I need to do my job and hobbies. +Many months in, I still can’t fathom why anyone at MS ever approved WinRT. There’s only one reason you’d get a Windows tablet: for *Windows* +@ternus I'm going to get a scout ship, scan for stuff, run into pirates, and die. I have no misconceptions about this +@elliottcable \o/ +@ternus @ScaleItRon dwarf fortress... +@elliottcable huh, okay- I was figuring I'd have to sell a plex if I wanted big iskbucks because I don't have time to grind :) +I caved and got a month of eve because the "exploration" part interests me - but I won't play until tomorrow. Wiki absorption time. +Concerned Users Against Volume-Up Buttons Directly Beneath Power Buttons +@jesster_king I don't! But it's cute :( +@letoams https://t.co/FnNtf4JH1b +@jesster_king no, that's the 11" one... +To my amusement, I can’t access the site which is serving up the root CA that Iranian public workers are supposed to install +@CDA @kaepora gee, only valid for ten years? +@sergeybratus @dildog others have told me they’re okay in news where Russia isn’t concerned, but, Russia is concerned here… +@OptiMizPrime already have one. Two. +@CaptainSaicin where can I get a $400 motorcycle +@chvest :| +@elad3 I also have a Linux laptop and an external touchscreen monitor for it… works okay if you can think like a Linux. +@elad3 I own all three. I… like tablets +@elad3 I love my Windows 8 tablet aside from occasional frustrations with Windows 8 itself but Blue should patch most of them +@tangenteroja yes I do and I have one ;) but I don’t need a second, smaller one! Even if I can aff— *slaps self* +@ErrataRob @kaepora strictly speaking no, but that’s usually what is meant, unless @kaepora happened to have a server on port 80 handy. +Speaking of expensive hobbies, though: YOU *grabs random follower* tell me I DON’T need an 8” Windows tablet no matter how cute it is +@eqe except it’s a “former” employee so the “we’ll fire you” limitation doesn’t apply… +@moxie @mattblaze perhaps the real question should be: why did he say it? +@kaepora they’re probably blocking all ports not used in typical web browsing +@kaepora the first one is true of all libraries afaik. The bathroom one, not so much. +I watched the tutorial on scanning for anomalies in Eve and thought: why are pilots repositioning these probes by hand? Automate, geez! +@A38441 there are some nice things about Lynchburg, but all of them can be found in other places that are better. Moved to Mass :) +@A38441 yes, I went to school there, no not at Liberty. +Back in Lynchburg there was a guy who used his sports car to cruise around his four giant dogs and one tiny one. Was actually adorable. +(I’m sure antique cars are fun, it just grinds my gears when someone whose hobby is antique cars calls my computer hobby too expensive) +@cyclerunner we must not be talking to the same racists - where I come from it’s all about appearance as everyone has the same culture. +Ah, Sunday in the spring, when people of historically advantaged categories drive around in antique cars for no particular reason +@cyclerunner you don’t think it’s inconsistent to rail against “brown folk” and then try to be browner? +@Kufat can you try sounding a little needier? :P And I haven’t been at my computer yet all day. +Modern social problems: is he just not responding to me or did he actually block me? +@artkiver twitter explicitly bans unicode in handles. The question is how the Arabic-speaking kid bugged it out. +@bleidl @kaepora if he had really legitimately won an election with 98% of the vote, how could there possibly now be a civil war? +@kaepora @bleidl well I’ll be a legitimate monkey’s uncle if legitimate and legal are precisely equivalent… +@artkiver um, no one denies that *real names* have always supported unicode. Your twitter handle is @artkiver . +@artkiver your name looks like ASCII to me and letter-by-letter autocomplete agrees +@Se3ek nope. +@artkiver err, example? +Am I the only one who is supremely confused by white supremacists who work on their tan every summer +Time for the annual ritual of being exposed to sunlight and not changing color to the frustration of parents who think this means I’m sick +@CDA @mikko where might I find this certificate installer? +@elad3 @0x3a @mikko it does a soft check client side but lets me submit, then the server either returns an error or silently rejects it +As best as I can figure, twitter has/had a bug with normalizing a unicode percent sign to ASCII and not escaping it, lulz ensued +@elad3 @mikko @0x3a I’m betting there is/was a bug where that was normalized to an ASCII % and not escaped +@mikko @elad3 @0x3a I bet it has something to do with that fancy unicode percent, ٪ , but I still can’t repro. +@JZdziarski @CDA Chrome allows arbitrary sites to register for pinning, especially google. And Twitter official apps definitely use it +Seems the unicode girl’s profile is no accessible on web. Not sure if they fixed bug or I just can’t repro @mikko http://t.co/hSXCsYecMV +@JZdziarski @CDA and pinning has been widely implemented as a direct response to Iran’s abuse in the past +@JZdziarski @CDA of course, but the cert would still be *different* than it was before, and that can’t defeat pinning +@mattblaze I just quoted the guy and let it stand- but my gut tells me it’s either true or they want us to think it’s true and “behave”. +@kivikakk @m1sp good noon <3 +@marginoferror @mikko she used to have an ASCII username so I am betting the validation bug is in username *change* code somewhere +@elad3 @mikko no I tried that too. Perhaps relevant is that it keeps giving me the mobile site in English after I set profile to Arabic? +@JZdziarski @CDA you can’t “not know” about being asked to install a new root CA. It’s not a silent operation on any OS. +.@mikko I can’t figure out how she(?) did it- I registered an account, set it to Arabic, and tried to change my username, no repro +@NaveedHamid @mikko that’s just about UI translation. Can’t figure out what this girl(?) did- I can’t register a handle with Arabic chars +@Packetknife @wimremes surely even the most warmongering sorts agree that defending what you have is a prerequisite to aggressing? +@LowestCommonDen it’s not very consistent with the OO thing +@m1sp I derive amusement from how they deride people with in-game ethics as terrible worthless people who ruin everything +@comex oh geez I forgot! Where is that disc… +@qole @migueldeicaza … I never realized he was the author ! +Eerily specific advertising: ad on a video game site to pick up a hobby that isn’t virtual. Posted by a karate school in my town. +@abby_ebooks sweetie that’s sexist +@LowestCommonDen not.... really? you're probably thinking of perl... +@QuantumG yeah but like... why. +Good job, Visual Studio, embedding strings in my program referencing an F:\ drive I don't even have. +@kragen .... others are telling me I'm off-base to consider a language with classes "object oriented" +@kragen stuff like len(list) instead of list.count or similarly named member variable. Like, you call that object oriented? +@bobpoekert it's... not as object-orienty as I was led to believe? +Language defenders stand down! I don't hate python. I just keep having to look stuff up because it doesn't work as I assume. +@zephyrfalcon I'd expect "no. of elements in list" to be something like list.count or list.size. Apparently it's len(list) +My programming project could be named "Someone who knows C and Ruby finds Python to be... perplexing" +@drgfragkos I'm an obsessive tabber. But that can't cure outright mixing up argument order or whatnot. +I am unreasonably paranoid of someone breaking into my server and laughing at the typos in my command history +I've been using a metro SSH client called "Remote Terminal" which is actually quite nice (aside from no way to change font that I can see) +@QuantumG @focalintent no, Ragnarok Online 2 +@focalintent good news, the game failed to hold my interest! +@sakjur I've played PS3 at a friend's house but the disc was already in the machine! :p +@ErrataRob now my husband and I are top few % for household income. Neither of us think it's because we worked harder than all others. +@ErrataRob and what got us *out* of being poor wasn't hard work - my parents always worked hard. It was rich grandparents +@craftstudiodev @valentinogag @ErrataRob ewwwwww!! +@ErrataRob FYI, I grew up on welfare. +@ErrataRob complex reasons that can't be summarized in a witty tweet? +@valentinogag @ErrataRob the folk at @craftstudiodev got the same email! Someone’s looking for an easy hole. +Made the mistake of reading Eve Online discussions, “liberals are lazy and poor people are almost all poor because they’re lazy” +@sakjur I have no idea, I have never seen a blu ray disc in my life. +@sakjur yes I just never looked at the cable +I am genuinely surprised to notice that the Wii-U has a completely standard HDMI port. I assumed it’d have a funny shape. +@focalintent I think I will give the game a whirl until it gets dark and my high focus state kicks in +Yes my homework assignment for the weekend while he’s gone is to get a character up to a level to party with him +Now the question is: do I work on my program or do I play a Ragnarok 2 character to level 16 like my husband asked me to +It looks like the kind of game you have to give your all to get much out of… +Eve looks like the kind of game I’d give a whirl if the culture wasn’t already so entrenched and insider-ish +@ivanca ah, but that’s why we invented books! Which is why I can have insights on a story from 2500 years ago to begin with. +Gaming an “average worth” algorithm which doesn’t exclude significant outliers http://t.co/Rb401euz25 +@antifuchs well, I couldn't fit it in one tweet but he WAS specifically warned by a prophet this would happen +Yeah I'm two and a half thousand years late to that insight +Dear Oedipus: knowing you were adopted, why did you kill an older man and sleep with an older woman, like, duh they were your parents, duh +@craftstudiodev small businesses frequently run custom scripts with these basic mistakes - see them all the time on the job D: good on you +@craftstudiodev it looks like a basic attempt to exploit custom mail handlers that people threw together and didn't test +I realize you can see "bleed" in those images which some think is photoshopped but I'm ~reasonably sure that would really happen. +@The1TrueSean especially when you’re at a school which has an actual scepter one of them uses +Convert LCD monitor + glasses to invisible monitor you can only see with the glasses on http://t.co/paN2lMQffV +@spacerog … +Amazon, why would anyone want to tweet the exact kind and size of underwear they just bought? Well, apparently I’m okay going meta with it… +@snare 👞🐞 +Hmm… I can’t help but notice my back patio is big enough for a tent. A tent in wifi range. +@_losh err, Python is a bit more likely ;) +def foo(): pass — I can’t help but read this as “meh, I’ll pass on calculating things today, thanks.” +“No, welcome to America. All of that stuff is being captured as we speak whether we know it or like it or not.” - former FBI agent +@skynetbnet @thegrugq actually bit9 already makes that, and my work computer is running it right now :( +@kivikakk SPIRITUAL PEOPLE USE TELEGRAPHS STOP. WHAT IS PUNCTUATION STOP. +@m1sp yeah I already decided they’re just video game villains +@stillchip @mikerigsby I… uh… critical culture fail. +@kherge yes I will wake up at 2pm tomorrow +I am in fact playing #dwarffortress but I don't have high hopes for this fort. #tantrumspiral +@_larry0 correction: I am causing horribly formatted disassembly to be generated +@_larry0 "worse"? Implying my Friday night is not starting in a good position? +@mcclure111 you're looking at a text dump of python lists +@mcclure111 distorm3 library +Friday night is consistently the most productive night of my week http://t.co/z54iv8RDCj +@TheDaveCA well technically it's to get a toy gun - starter pistols are those things they shoot at horse races. +I just noticed my nifty keen Veracode peon cup isn't microwave-safe. What good is it then?! +Whoever wrote the .nanorc I cribbed is really incredibly racist against the tab character. Highlighted bright red for EVERY language? +@nonstampNSC you would not believe the tortured justifications they can come up with for this stuff… +I’m not even sure I know what an x86 chip *is* anymore. http://t.co/G2or2gMtyj +I’m not sure if Housemate locked the door when he left for two minutes because he doesn’t know I’m here or he knows something I don't. +@SurprisingEdge nope it’s in good old fashioned x87 +@SurprisingEdge may your cat knock over your soda all over your laptop when you look away for two seconds +I’ve been sitting on a killer little game idea that should be fairly easy to make; what’s stopping me?! +@AdmiralA so most people today are feminists but they only apply the word to people who are more feminist than they are! +@AdmiralA err well by definition if you support women being free agents with human rights you are in fact a feminist :) +@spacerog @malc0de umm - the point is they installed the patch for what they thought it was and were still vuln? +Israel calls Google having a “Palestine” search site a political statement - as if taking Israel’s stance is not a political statement. +@_yossi_ I don’t even have a license! But I’m a fiend at Mario Kart +Astonishingly, mirroring tilt-to-steer games to the TV makes me not nauseous! I’m still terrible at them though. +Looks like hacking obscure government websites, so that the victims of the hosted malware are almost all govt employees, is now a Thing +@Nfinit @vogon I think the threshold for slang is generally not very high ;) +@vogon @Nfinit it’s mostly a tumblr thing, and tumblr is very teen, but it leaked into bronies etc. +@miketheitguy @wimremes that’s a completely different matter ! +@Nfinit @vogon gods forbid the next generation develop their own slang. +@wimremes not enough to speak it coherently ! +@wimremes and every Dutch-speaker in the world makes this mistake in English :D it’s a dead giveaway +@wimremes no, the way you wrote “video’s”, correct in Dutch but very wrong in English ;) +@wimremes their vowel’s :) +@wimremes do you know the fastest way to ID a Dutch-speaker in English text? :) +@jjarmoc yeah it’s not an infinite pi in the sky generator ;) +Justice: @fredowsley finally getting called out on removing the divider between cubes and having a little kingdom over there +@Johenius @stillchip oh it’s fully functional with a real world use to this very day - if you’re managing your own stack +@scottmarkwell I will time travel to the year 2000 and suggest this to him +@jjarmoc four as far as I can figure +ms-paint art at its finest http://t.co/Qw7KJRJnaO +@iPlop https://t.co/Iyoq5kDwmC +@stillchip yeah, everything dealing with floating point is separate +@lojikil “CRC32Accumulate CRC32C value using the polynomial 0x11EDC6F41 (or, without the high order bit, 0x1EDC6F41).” #closeenough +@Ansjh fldpi +I… did not know that x86 chips have an instruction to load pi onto stack. +@JastrzebskiJ I’m pretty sure the latter counts as biological warfare. I just wrapped stuff in printed-out gay cartoon porn last time +@JastrzebskiJ I’m pretty sure the latter counts as biological warfare. I just wrapped stuff in printed-out gay cartoon porn last time +TSA and baggage theft: it’s bad. Incredibly bad. https://t.co/hpclhWmwpZ +@WarOnPrivacy well since the book itself is PD whoever found it could also put it in free archives as it should be if OED is quoting it! +The Oxford English Dictionary is looking for a book called “Meanderings of Memory” written by a Mr./Ms. Nightlark in 1852. +“May your dual monitors never have quite the same color profile” #geekcurses “May your headphone connectors always fray” +“May there be a dead pixel near the center of your screen” #geekcurses +@daviottenheimer somehow, contracts written on paper to subsidize device costs work regardless of operating system +“I hope your phone is handled by a toddler who just ate pancakes with syrup” #geekcurses +Actually, I think “I hope you get stuck in a two-year contract with a particularly cheap Android phone” shall be my new parting curse +@jdiezlopez when you say something (generally negative) about someone who has a twitter handle but don’t @ them. +I want to subtweet @grsecurity so hard right now, I’m going to explode +@Dan2552 I actually didn't know that, but still, I can't drag around an Apple TV everywhere I go to give presos :< +@Dan2552 my use case has little overlap with playing movies +@sevanjaniyan they’re post failures from bad connections, they accumulate +I am so tempted to play a game on this public office TV right now. +Huh this looks okay I guess http://t.co/c6DmRYTZM1 +@lastres0rt well this thing contains a real processor with an operating system so it certainly could! +Granted I would not wish a $50 android phone on anyone. +@matt_merkle @myfreeweb and mirroring is specifically what I need! +@lastres0rt pretty sure I’ve seen them that cheap on sites like Ali Baba, admittedly they’ll probably break after a week :) +@lastres0rt you know apple prices are fixed right +Hey look everyone I bought a lightning to HDMI cable which costs more than an entire android phone with HDMI ... :( +The only weird thing in the event viewer is a write to disk took 91 minutes which is how long it was in the bag. So it suspended but didn't? +@jb33z I do however have a work charger for the MacBook Air because that thing drains (and refills) very fast +@Alamae Not sure honestly. Guess I should dig up the system logs +@Alamae surprise suspend failure! Trololol +@jb33z it’s a windows 8 tablet, definitely no other chargers around, oh well, going home early anyway +@jb33z except I didn’t bring my charger because 100% was enough to get me through the day but now I’m starting at 70% :( +Why is my Backpack of Laptops warm to the touch Ohsh—— +Cracking a password by measuring execution time with pintools http://t.co/TICELYp746 +@puellavulnerata I guess I’ve always been one of those “at peace with the animal kingdom” types. +@puellavulnerata don’t recommend trying that on armed humans though +@puellavulnerata there is a way to getting along with dogs, mostly in reacting like you’re so happy to finally meet them +@thegrugq @WeldPond @chriseng they have to walk all the way to the fridge. Except for the ones with mini fridges +@dinodaizovi @joshcorman @wimremes you’re such an analogist! +@SurprisingEdge we don’t speak of the… non-octets. +@OxbloodRuffin only if you’re opposed to fabulous male saris +@puellavulnerata take some comfort in that white girls aren’t suspicious unless they’re standing on a corner looking too pretty. +@shawnmer @thegrugq @41414141 @0x6D6172696F I apologize for my racist friend. He thinks all Germans look like @i0n1c +@chort0 @GreatFireChina so uh you’ve changed password / revoked app access right +@jesster_king no. They’re not dumb. Just literal. +ESEA claims the bitcoin thing was a rogue employee now (as opposed to previous claims) http://t.co/1T3sDu6hp8 +Did you see that @weldpond totally stole my little farewell salute thing I’m suing for brand infringement +@garlimidon no, that completely and unfairly characterizes it. Such people are usually deeply intelligent. +Is there an actual medical/scientific term for people who just never get jokes and take rhetorical questions literally all the time +@_booto I don’t remember except it was a first page smiley +@Dykam @Koning_NL +@CyberiAccela oh right you changed your username +@CyberiAccela ask @m1sp ! +@CyberiAccela you're the second account in a day that Twitter has suddenly decided I am following (meaning no offense!) +@ScaleItRon the ssh session, as screen was fine once I reconnected. I'm using a metro client so it's in .net +@meangrape not in Metro it isn't! +@thegrugq I already took my sleeping pill so I'm going to drop connection to IRL before I drop connection to IRC #zzz +@thegrugq the real question is if I can paste emoji into irc and disconnect everyone else like it's 1999 ;) +@thegrugq how dare you imply my 0day are not worth hundreds of thousands 😒 +@thegrugq are you kidding this is prime 0day +Guess who just hung an ssh session by sending an emoji +@Kurausukun I frequently complain about everything I use. Also, I like touchscreens. +Since I just blindly installed a nanorc off github, I 100% deserve that it changed basic keybindings without warning. +Are nanorc files turing-complete no reason just wondering +There’s just something fundamentally beautiful about a tablet computer with a full screen Midnight Commander in vibrant BSOD Blue +@vogon you're probably not wrong because Real!Remote Desktop does give me a certificate prompt +@vogon why does it lie to me and say the machine isn't answering +WHY can the metro Remote Desktop not connect to a machine that the conventional Remote Desktop can #UIRage #Windows8Rage +DH borrowed my tiny USB drive and now I can't find it on the back of his computer because it's too tiny +@focalintent @MarkKriegsman yes *shudder* +Not sure what it says about y’all that all the snark about 8 and 16 bits has been made but none about 64 +This book on *source* analysis assumes pointers to be four bytes… 😤 +@vogon that’s a sure sign of someone who was raised outside of it entirely… +@zygen also you're confirming my stereotype that no one at twitter is a heavy tweeter +@zygen you should spend it replying to me +@dangoodin001 I don’t know but the Apple app evaluation process is pretty much useless for subtle malware… +@ra6bit @banasidhe @drbearsec most people don’t sit around quantifying themselves as 2.31% the other gender :) +@nickdepetrillo did you get a good look at its rear as that looks like a beaver but cool also be a large woodchuck. +@uptownmaker incidentally I am more or less poly. And bi. But conventionally married to the other gender, so I have straight privilege +@zygen you know I’m only so hard on twitter because it constitutes my blood and breath right +@zygen now I know who to DM at 2 in the morning !!!! +@zygen wait do you work there +@uptownmaker really? Wow that’s messed up +@uptownmaker this must be a definition of kinky of which I am unaware, as I’ve never heard anyone face civil discrimination for that +The masses demand Pokemon liveblogging. http://t.co/XLfxQ5oRLV +@DrPizza I associate that game with nothing but my husband swearing angrily +Husband and Housemate went to the movies! Do I a) play Pokemon Blue on the TV b) continue Dwarf Fortress liveblog c) something educational +@eevee it was worth it imo as an animal lover. Sometimes you don’t know but you have to try. +Actually looking at my mention stream in two different clients Twitter may have fixed or mostly fixed the dropped streaming bug today +I draw the line at O for Otherkin ;) +Working my pet issue: don’t forget the T in LGBT +@imrel0ad there is now +(That’s Washington and then Washington, DC separately. Hooray for overusing the same name!) +Connecticut, Iowa, Maine, Maryland, Massachusetts, New Hampshire, New York, Rhode Island, Vermont, Washington, DC, Native Tribes #gayrights +@samkottler also helps if you have a font installed with the sparkle heart emoji ;) +@vogon 🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟 +@Pentanubis the latter would be Fabulous with a capital F +@samkottler look it up on google news :D +Welcome to fabulous, Rhode Island ✨💖✨ +@Kufat https://t.co/AUqkojJIFr +Day seven billion of the “new API is randomly dropping like 5% of tweets” bug. I’ll be over here being bitter towards twitter +(The idea being to teach student programmers that their cute, efficient algorithms will fall down on real world input) +@tapbot_paul not to *use* anyway! The spirit of the comment was to teach the taste of abject failure. +Example of *good* comment from DailyWTF: all young programmers should implement a date/time library. Under adult supervision. +@mirell they will eventually, but not the “explorer” model, unwise considering the target audience. +@inversephase a lot cheaper than mainframe massagers +@cubewatermelon @sciencecomic forgive them for they are young +Glistening example of DailyWTF comments: “no business should use Windows because it’s a PERSONAL computer” #genius +Why do I punish myself by reading TheDailyWTF comments? It’s this little microcosm of 1999 slashdot comments that just won’t die +The mojibake is leaking http://t.co/8q20V4UGqt (order form filled in with Cyrillic) +I feel all hip and European when I read a political parody account in Dutch and get the joke +@Rhythmreactor also high five for being from Gelderland, stranger. Not that you can tell from my bad Dutch, but that’s where I was born :) +Apparently I just passed forty thousand tweets. I suspect I may literally tweet more than I talk. It’s 60% replies, too. +@Rhythmreactor at this point, no, but it may have been a “suicide by cop” ie planning on getting shot at if he didn’t die right away +@MichaelSkolnik were you there or is this via someone? Condolences for witnessing tragedy if you were there :( +@ternus well, yeah, cuz it is +It’s 3pm and I am just now starting to feel awake and coherent +Instagram oauth does naive domain name partial matching, ownage ensues http://t.co/nKWPPml2uR +@nicolasbrulez also it would C&C to the public domain of my least favorite person ;) +@EightTons actually it’s a huge portion of our codebase and not even the original author is sure how it works +If I were inflicting malware on people I would make sure the PE header had a 2008 timestamp so they’d think they’ve been owned for years +@konjak hello stranger I like this picture +@mikko I guess I have faith in everyone screwing it up and storing it anyway ;) +@NM_Jeff I don’t “read gawker”, it came to me through the twitter filter. +@_wirepair what that is personally offensive +@NM_Jeff Jezebel is kind of hit and miss. I judge articles by their contents, not the ephemeral state of surrounding news media. +This is an amazing commentary on the perception of misandry http://t.co/PYIDBmFABW +@mikko does it really help prevent fraud? How often does one have all other needed details but not that one? +@washiiko what? I wore a $60 dress and $5 shoes. I still have the shoes. +@uppfinnarn sounds like a good idea I guess? +@uppfinnarn it’s… a collection of letters? +@chort0 down voted to invisibility? Or you’re you’re using sort by best/hot? +@m1sp the werepanther reverted to human form literally seconds after arriving and bolted without so much as killing a yak +@chort0 did you know I’m officially not allowed to make fun of him :( +@Viss cheers +@innismir invalid link and I am curious D: +@JackLScanlan except I don’t drink. +I… don’t remember following @LaughingSquid . +@DrPizza the strange truth is that any good-looking criminal is going to have fans. Also, his friends seem to be very loyal to him. +@thegrugq you just don't know how to interpret the ascii +Let's try this again http://t.co/8KztUwik78 +This kid in this sandwich shop is acting like he swallowed cocaine or something he's climbing shelves and slamming soda buttons +Today's discovery: children begging for junk food sound the same in every language +Python documentation life advice: use communicate() to avoid deadlock. +@grayj_ sure but does it magnetically clasp to my soft-cover iPad case +@arstechnica @dangoodin001 404'ing +... and that's the second cheap bluetooth keyboard I owned that only worked until the first time the battery died! (not the cool little one) +@NM_Jeff "copyright and trademark claims attributed to “Firefox and Mozilla Developers."" +Of all the stupid comments on that ars thread, the one that gets me is the call to just give up being angry about surveillance because w/e +Go Go Mozilla - using a copyright dispute for good http://t.co/zozQYO18ue +@cammywrites ^_^ +First @MolnIsCloud raised eyebrow: why is my Linux server running bluetoothd by default o_O +Pixel art movie... made with atoms http://t.co/I5dRHCGcmB +@tomslominski I always thought so too but it turned out everyone I knew but me was a boy +@tylerbindon @github how did you get to this page? I couldn't find it on the t-shirt listing or the faq +@dijama but my waist is pretty typical for someone this tall so nothing fits right!!! +@dijama it varies vastly by brand. My top end is a bit heavy if you know what I mean so I have to buy clothes cut for heavyset people +I notice @github shop doesn't have shirt sizing info... gonna take a risk that "ladies xl" actually fits tall women +I love it when the dynamic web scan team shows me one of the "special" websites. It's like playing Classic Web Vuln Bingo. +@Paucis__Verbis they’re on a boat, they’re on a boat +@greg311 I’m not gung ho ban all the guns, I’m gung ho “don’t enable small children to murder each other”, parental responsibility +@greg311 okay then I’m not sure what we’re disagreeing on +@dfranke the prior is kind of too likely to lead to the other. Don’t teach small kids to use death machines. Small kids are dumb. +@greg311 my cousin-kid doesn’t get to use real guns yet but there are real guns in his general vicinity and they’re glamorized to him +@greg311 I’m just saying that in some families teaching small children to use guns is seen as dead normal +@SurprisingEdge I’m fairly sure that’s where the actual cart makes contact (the cartridge housing has been removed) +@sciencecomic not to be That Person, but don’t you think that song is just gender essentialism (I understand they’re not dead serious) +@greg311 my 4yo cousin-kid is a startlingly good mark with nerf guns. It’s not that fringe in certain places. +@Jedi_Amara 🇺🇸America🇺🇸 +Accidents happen. It’s not fair to blame parents for every accident. But I think it’s fair to blame parents for giving a 5yo a real rifle. +@RSWestmoreland accidents happen, but it’s repulsive they were teaching a 5yo that handling a gun is okay for a 5yo to do +Via protected: to the surprise of no responsible parent ever, 5yo given a rifle kills his sister. http://t.co/5FVs3SvYBD +Why does software have to be so complicated? I go in to talk to engineers assuming a problem is one bug and it’s really another entirely +@matthew_d_green in this particular case it was a game client so that would be expected anyway +@thegrugq sir, please, I do *static* analysis +@MarkKriegsman …. New Hampshire? +@vomitHatSteve shortens hardware life and runs up electricity bill. Punishes the user. +@Demonic_BLITZ http://t.co/jOyhKoqpc3 +@nixonnixoff except that’s exactly what miners do, especially silently installed ones! +@nixonnixoff if by interesting you mean destroying people’s personal computers. GPU mining is not healthy for machine or electric bill +@nixonnixoff if by interesting you mean destroying people’s personal computers. GPU mining is not healthy for machine or electric bill +@mister_borogove kind of too late at that point! +@glassresistor binary, solutions that only work with source are toys IMO. +@marshray that many/most/all commercial flights lace their fuel with mind control agents to dampen free will of the populace +Has anyone researched telltale signs to determine if an application contains mining code? Cryptographic constants etc? +@marshray that was an absolutely horrible, disgusting thing to do, but that isn’t quite what the chemtrailers are claiming +Computer gaming company accused of silently pushing out bitcoin mining software to gamers’ GPUs http://t.co/W0AFn2fNWJ +@McGrewSecurity @chort0 I use actual calculator apps, but that’s mostly because I enjoy flipping the little bits in programmer mode +Last night my VPS had a 2.0ghz processor and today it has a 2.6ghz one, at this rate of growth I will soon have the fastest processor ever +@grp @tapbot_paul my experience is the *dead* opposite - that signed math with logically unsigned values is a failed conditional timebomb +Watching an airplane out the window, it blows my mind that people *actually believe* they’re secretly spraying mind control chemicals +@dinodaizovi you’re sounding really passive-aggressive ! +@tapbot_paul Augh! A count should never ever be signed! +@voltagex https://t.co/VJ3t99c85D +Hacking github’s contribution graph ;) https://t.co/YtyREpQAoT by @kivikakk +If you have a firmware bug in a slot machine, try not to exploit it five times in one hour in the *same casino* +@raudelmil I know them and their work. Heck I kinda maybe know one of them biblically. That’s how NDA goes but they’re legit. +@netcrusher88 one would assume! +IOActive: “I’m not saying there’s serious bugs in Huawei, but, there’s serious bugs in Huawei” http://t.co/oAlIetPaBY +This ninety-nine cent Danish pastry tastes like laundry detergent +@sergeybratus @marshray the math thing is generally American, but Mass schools are not as stupidly run as Floridan ones for sure. +@solekiller the thing what underpins the Veracode static analysis (we really do just call it the engine) +@pajp no, Linux is just awful with error messages +@marczak http://t.co/jOyhKoqpc3 +@WesleyFlake @thegrugq if you have high privacy requirements, *always* encrypt locally, then store. +I guess it comes down to I can put up with *sincere* beliefs I don’t like but not beliefs only adhered to when it’s convenient. +@yoz @raaahbin @comex I just can’t understand how that religious belief could still hold actual significance at that point. +@yoz @raaahbin @comex I just can’t reconcile the idea “don’t work today, God commands it” w/ “use this gimmick to get what you want anyway” +@yoz @raaahbin @comex meaning no offense but how else could it reasonably be interpreted except an attempt to rules-lawyer a belief +.@comex I was criticizing the people who make/distribute it specifically, a really messed up sort of charlatan… +@sergeybratus I thought it was the other way around- he made them admit hiring non-practitioners to do the work was inconsistent w/ belief? +@panther_modern I know; I was one; but not this particular variety. +ffs if you teach using light switches on holy days is offensive to your god don’t make cute gimmicks to get around it. You think he’s dumb? +@xabean just remember: Losing Is Fun +So it's a few minutes after midnight in the first of the month and our internet suddenly broke. It's not a payment error it just lost its IP +... Fort over. +@blowdart Dwarven women do not have beards in this realm. However as she is now quite dead I can't go back and check. +@blowdart not only do I know she's a her, but I know everything about her down to her favorite color and how she feels about crowds. +So uh six of my seven dwarves are (un)dead and the last one is holed up underground running the whole fort herself http://t.co/5PN7k5J46y +Does anyone have a guess why Dwarf Fortress over SSH is not receiving/respecting shift-arrowkey commands +@thegrugq eighteen euros one, one core / 1 gig ram / 1 terabyte bw +http://t.co/XLfxQ5oRLV get your liveblogging free liveblogging get it while it’s hot #dwarffortress +@ErrataRob they start at ten euros I bumped up the ram and it’s eighteen euros. Comes with a terabyte of bandwidth https://t.co/zbVCG9pAOO +This is happening #dwarffortress http://t.co/HnetxUEyv5 +@thegrugq I only go to [redacted] to flirt +Thanks those who suggested it was 64-bit DLL hell. apt-get ia32-libs fixed it. Also wow my Sweden machine has FAST internet. +@thegrugq #thatsthejoke #sortof #itsactuallythatimtooparanoid +@miuaf couldn’t it uh maybe mention what it thinks is missing +I’m trying to execute dwarf fortress on Linux and it’s telling me there’s no such file or directory for a file other commands agree exists +I installed elinks on my Swedish server and browsed to google and welp my unicode is working over ssh! #sökpågoogle +@chadwik66 it’ll pick up once it learns your preferred insults. +@dakami I’m not sure how you define super low but I’ve been very satisfied with my Acer w700 +@sciencecomic … … … what +If you want to stress test your C/C++ static analysis, it turns out a natural language parser is a good choice… +@jruderman @johnregehr well uh… nothing really! I guess technically C’s soundness is measured against “the ideal machine” +@akopa also I like to have a general purpose Linux server just laying around not subject to my home ISP getting annoyed :) +@akopa I want my irssi to stay up 24/7 without interruption :p +@akopa yes? +@locks also unlike amazon they do not charge extra for static ip +@locks it just debuted and I got mine a few hours ago, however the deployment was all very automatic and smooth and it works as expected +@MolnIsCloud do you have a high-res image of your little cloud buddy? I think it’s adorable +I… may be renting a VPS from the Pirate Bay people purely because their logo is Cloud Kirby. https://t.co/a9eEhnGsuB I’m easily won over. +@meangrape oh no I dropped my travel floppy disk the one I keep 64px gifs of my family on +@meangrape https://t.co/i53JbbbnzM they’re new, but Kirby wouldn’t agree to be their mascot if they weren’t totally good for it right ? +@matthew_d_green well, yeah. But it’s not taught that way, usually. Whence much sorrow. +@ptolts dark secret places and #nesdev +@matthew_d_green until suddenly it bites you for opaque reasons. +@matthew_d_green *I* think it’s interesting - because you can become completely competent at C and never even know the stack exists +@gangstahugs I actually don’t keep logs. I’m being sarcastic :) +It’s in Sweden so the feds have to fill out *two* pages of paperwork if they want my irc logs of public channels #overkill +I got a virtual Linux server in Sweden with huge bandwidth and lots of ram. For my irssi. #overkill +@matthew_d_green orly +@ternus @csoandy @theladykathryn what?! I don’t get cake, no fair ! +@Dianora_1 reading the details, it still needs mowing, just not as often +@jack_daniel @maradydd \o/ +Why have bio-engineers not invented a grass that grows to the ideal length and then stops? What are you people doing +I just bought a fancy RaspPi magazine simply because it makes me happy to see Linux hobbyism rejuvenated. Will probably give it to a kid +And yes of course the certified sticker is a joke. It’d be cruel to make someone wear that unironically +This is taking a really long time can you tell http://t.co/9LvEhTs9DL +@The1TrueSean @WeldPond @Veracode I've only been here for a year and change! +@sneakin signal? what luxury +This is my build buddy, she waits with me patiently http://t.co/Fmk4Asf2BI +@solekiller our product! +@solekiller my local instance wasn't feeling very cooperative +@uppfinnarn @gsuberland heheh that may be slight overkill for what he meant :) +@uppfinnarn @gsuberland in general you shouldn't do recursion if it's gonna go really deep unless you have like, no local variables +@uppfinnarn you'll probably have to look it up in your OS documentation +@uppfinnarn in this case I was talking to someone targetting Wii and it turns out the stack is measured in tens of kilobytes haha +@uppfinnarn and modern compilers may try to warn you when they can detect that you're unambiguously going to blow it +@uppfinnarn it can cause bizarre memory corruption but if you're compiling against a modern x86/x64 the stack is fairly large +Q: How can I know when my C program is going to exhaust the stack? A: It's platform-dependent and arbitrary! Have fun. +@Manawyrm donno, but I have found a project that suits my ideal for the moment, if I need another I will check if audacity is native enough +@Manawyrm well, Firefox is a little too big for what I have in mind, but I assumed that it has a Unixy layer in there somewhere +Anyone who thinks the underlying stack implementation of C "doesn't matter" has never caused memory corruption with a huge local array :) +Let's see if the online instance or my local instance completes the scan faster! ... Assert failed: foo > bar #storyofmylife +The other half of my life is waiting for a mysterious cloud server to agree that my uploaded executable is valid +@whitequark that's about half the company :p +@whitequark the point/joke is that I have Visual Studio and I need the exes it produces to work to do my job so it's exempted. +Don't tell the APT, but there's a backdoor for running unsigned code on our machines: bring your own source and compile it on the spot +@deathtolamo thanks this actually looks like a good fit for the sort of program I was looking for +@WyattEpp ........ KDE? +@bhelyer I... doubt that. +@comex I'm not contesting that ! I'm just asking for some names. Chrome is no good though, too big for my purpose +Hey you - name me an open source C/C++ project that comes with Visual Studio build support out of box (no Cygwin, no mingw) +@comex also people are always like "offer solutions that aren't absolutist impositions of your will!" +@comex for definitions of "little fallout" that include every corporate network in the world pushing the settings to re-enable +@comex trying to go for a solution that might be at least hypothetically doable in under five years! +Disagree with this post: solution is not to stop signing stuff but to get Java to stop conflating stuff https://t.co/Kijq8D8cco +"Customers who bought items in your recent history also bought: US Flag Tactical Patch, Black" well that's embarrassing +@lakofsth man little endian can diaf +My lucky number other than my entire name. The IPv4 version of my handle is off in corporate-allocated space, tragically. +Woo! I got a dinky VPS with a static IP and one of the octets is my lucky number! #superstitiouscomputing +The fact that glitches are inevitable is itself reason that software should never auto-text more than one number per event, @path … +@gsuberland there is a notable difference, I just felt like the way I said it would make more sense to the average modern gamer +That’s two people who objected to me casually calling SRAM flash so I am required by the twitter cabal to inform you I was too casual +There’s an old CRT in this office with a suspiciously Tetris-shaped burn in. +@chriseng mine still worked last time I plugged it in. So does my Pokemon cart which isn’t too much younger. +@0x17h then later ones got fancy with added registers, clocks that raise interrupts… +@0x17h basically they’re just microcontrollers that switch out what ROM on the cartridge is mapped into the console’s address space +@21lettere well, we stripped off the metal casing, but other than that… +@kherge http://t.co/YfQo6SBI8x +My Nintendo actually looks pretty different as I have the late top-loading model that looks like a Super Nintendo. +A non-blurry view of the whole board - you can absolutely see it was assembled by hand, especially in upper left http://t.co/67YRcae1E7 +The first home video game with a permanent save file - The Legend of Zelda. MMC1 with battery-powered flash storage http://t.co/Q26CWcVmQB +A more serious picture http://t.co/DrWPbqYkbH +NES photo op! http://t.co/9NVbJMN9Jn +@n4j value range analysis in c by axel Simon +Last week I covered the software of Nintendo carts, this week @CaucusRacer does the hardware +@kragen … and I’m one of the only people who’s looking at older entries on a frequent basis. +@kragen many gigabytes per day. We’re not a storage company, we don’t buy terabyte drives in bulk… +@kragen in practice it doesn’t take more than a few minutes when I need one regenerated, it’s just a task flow interruption… +@kragen we generate many gigabytes of character search data and delete ones that haven’t been accessed in a while for basic cost reasons +@Neostrategos @chadwik66 as long as “I hate it!” counts as constructive criticism ;) +@arcticf0x thank you, every now and then I get in the mood to redesign it :) +@chadwik66 I am both ! +@chadwik66 where’s mine?! :( +Production servers “should be” running tripwire-like tools, but there’s no point in being surprised that most don’t. (Re: Apache hacks) +A significant portion of my life is waiting for databases to regenerate discarded character indexes for text search +@tufts_cs_mchow @chriseng nope, I lack the manual dexterity to be a motherboard junky. It’s @CaucusRacer +@chriseng I have an incredibly vague memory of my father’s original Nintendo but “my” Nintendo was a top loader #young +To my astonishment that wolfram alpha image isn’t fake. Life is now much better +@chpwn @comex whaaaaat no one informed me 🎂 +@ternus \o/ let’s have a radio disco party +@Theremina @ioerror out of curiosity y’all realized this is dated 2011 right +@DarrenPMeyer huh… they didn’t have that when I needed them! +@DarrenPMeyer afaik there is no amazon basics lightning cable? That one is fraying too. +Oh look another super overpriced apple cable fraying at the base of the connector which I’ve never seen any other USB cable do +@eevee I’m crying IRL for Styx. Your enthusiasm for him made me totally reconsider my opinion of hairless cats. +@kaepora always knew those Geniuses were useless +Neuroscientists: binaural brainwave players: vaguely scientific or pure placebo effect? +@gsuberland it’s an :o face +@gsuberland 😮 +@landley well, I’m not about to spend the next month of my life hex editing the app to save to local storage +@smeerp I wish one could flag a tweet as “question answered thanks” +@fuzztester that’s not how you twitter ;) +@thorsheim I work with highly sensitive customer 0days on a daily basis, I can’t be dumping my notes to cloud servers +There are a lot of cool little note apps and whatnot that I would totally use if *they didn’t have cloud storage you can’t turn off* +@bpblack I was being slightly sarcastic ;) +@ternus oops, hang on, thought I turned that off +@csoandy @ternus be a pal and help me fill in some words in this recording where it didn’t come through clearly +@ternus @csoandy is it a wireless mic by any chance? :3 +@colinmeloy @JennyMcCarthy @hypatiadotca I’m fluoride free for non-crazy medical reasons - but I get cavities like crazy. Go team fluoride! +My avatar apparently polls very highly with the “twelve and under” constituency +@AtheistLoki for the record I’m not in the habit of attending events which are targeted specifically at my gender though +@AtheistLoki yes but sometimes it’s “a problem caused by a few jerks” and sometimes it’s “institutionalized prejudice” +@AtheistLoki the bitterness may occasionally leak. +@AtheistLoki my entire life story has been that of being pressured to “tone down” or outright conceal my gender if I want to be “accepted” +@AtheistLoki my entire life story has been that of being pressured to “tone down” or outright conceal my gender if I want to be “accepted” +@AtheistLoki ever been a woman at a predominantly male conference? Ever been told to stop dressing/talking like a girl because it’s weird +@AtheistLoki that there’s no such thing as predominantly male conferences? Sarcasm Town. +@nickm_tor @addelindh @csoandy http://t.co/Qr0or7Hxv0 +@attritionorg @joshcorman he has a bit of a badger cut to his jib +@addelindh @csoandy anonymous remailer server. They want the logs so of course they just seize the machine. +@ternus situational irony, get with the times +@csoandy I’m referring to email servers being seized because of a bomb threat sent to a university +@ternus @timapril why would you do that +Sounds like it’s a generational thing re: calling in bombs. Modern terrorists have no manners. +I’m being flooded with answers that the IRA does this. I’m clearly Irish by blood only. +@PwnieExpress you know… posting bitly links with no context makes you look owned. +Has there ever been a “bomb threat” which was followed up with an actual bomb? +@comex America is definitely not the worst country on the internet but don’t fall into complacency 😤 +@comex they’ve granted retroactive immunity to companies that facilitated illegal wiretapping, etc +@comex yeah except they’re just going to try and try and try again with slightly different bills broken into smaller pieces +@mescyn Iran ****** +@mescyn especially since Google started pushing the concept of pinning after Iraq tried something like this +@mescyn they probably do, but you can’t just arbitrarily replace Verisign and Thawte certs of major sites and expect to not get caught +@comex we don’t drop or alter packets but crossing boundaries is considered fair game for spying +@comex I count the US as a censorship country, just not nearly as far gone as obvious candidates like China and Iran +@vogon I’m talking about ways to arrest an unpopular-with-government person on a technicality +@vogon you’ve seen the proposals to start taxing it right? But I’m bit talking about caring about bitcoin itself +The fact that arbitrary stuff can be encoded into blockchain is just begging for a censoring gov to arrest bitcoin users for distributing CP +@techbytom it’s a (non-scientific) poll, not a statistic :) +@pzmyers @AtheistLoki gosh, a conference where most attendees are men or pressured to act more mannish to fit in? Unheard of! +@maradydd @travisgoodspeed in the mean time it’s a glaring attack vector to enable governments to nab people on a technicality +@techbytom but that’s what’s on the table - possibility of legal repercussions/fines for failure to facilitate wiretap. +We’re not as collectively trusting as it may seem sometimes http://t.co/XraCBULdo2 +@travisgoodspeed did I not forecast this a couple days ago? Could there be ANY other outcome… +In this RT of @angealbertini: arbitrary code execution in Super Mario by causing jump to controller input ram. Spell shellcode on controller +@benmmurphy @qnrq if it’s true I’m assuming they obtained the key by meta means (camera, rubber hose) +Does the FBI want to a) de-SSL everything and enable fraud/identity theft or b) everyone surrender their SSL cert to them, to Fight Evil! +.@textfiles I talked to a young lady yesterday who didn’t know about <blink>. Time heals all wounds +Waiting for the “citation needed” info on how it was allegedly decrypted // @qnrq +@thegrugq @jvanegue assuming you had the honor to do it yourself, I think I could take you +Something seemed a bit… off over in the research cubes. I finally realized someone had opened the blinds. +(See http://t.co/3C6Io4VD83 for long form example) +Reminder that most devices will auto-join mystery wifis if they have the same name as an open wifi you’ve joined before, like “Apple Demo” +For the record whoever called me my irl name on reddit did go back and edit it so I guess they weren’t trying to be creepy on purpose +Perhaps dl-all should be renamed z-dl-all to prevent autocomplete disasters +What’s the polite way to tell @The1TrueSean he spammed the company-wide mailing list instead of his team +@egyp7 we need to find a “Deejay MZ” +@matthew_d_green @csoghoian but I can only weep sarcastically +Dell driver download infected with non-working malware http://t.co/zN3p7iorHH +@csoghoian @matthew_d_green how I weep for them +@thegrugq @jvanegue don’t act like you wouldn't +Forgot my bag with my RFID badge, my RSA token, and my lactose tablets #monday +@pod2g nope it was about a psycho hobo lady holding me captive as her "daughter" +@sneakin everyone should play Skyrim! Just don't say "I looked up a borderline exploit to get perfect gear and this game is too easy" +Nothing like an incredibly vivid nightmare to start the day +@no_structure I’d like to think this is a current screenshot, and it thinks you want those guys so bad you’ll buy a 2008 calendar to get em. +A lot of people say Skyrim is too easy but then it usually turns out they metagamed it to hell and looked stuff up +@no_structure ever see that Onion on how a woman has a better relationship with amazon than her husband +@0x17h I am professionally restrained from commenting +@_wirepair my gods they could not have implemented this any worse. If(operating system agrees this parses as a path) it’s a valid log file; +@_wirepair nope it’s totally Java +Yes, HTML-escape that request parameter - it’s now safe to use as a filename! #latenightauditing +@m1sp humans! Send distraction +@m1sp halp +@quephird there's no off switch for cool 😎 +My apartment building has bricks that stick out at regular intervals, apparently so thieves can climb up to windows. +@MarioVilas so I just noticed your name in this code... +.@glyph ah, I found the problem: # by 0xabad1dea 2013 +@glyph gremlins. Gremlins everywhere. +@ColinTheMathmo a parser called pefile... first I wasted a lot of time trying to 2to3ify it.. gave up... random errors... now it works. +@ColinTheMathmo well for the record, my program is literally *one line long* at the moment - all these problems have been peripheral. +@ColinTheMathmo also why do you assume I'm not trying to learn python +@ColinTheMathmo my problem isn't python. It's modules causing frustrating error messages when I try to import them. +.@MarioVilas oh, NOW it works. So you know what? I have no earthly idea what was causing the error. *headdesk* +@rantyben I'd be writing this in Ruby if I thought it were more practical... +.@MarioVilas "exe = pefile.PE("file.exe")" does not work, "pe = pefile.PE("file.exe")" does... it is beyond my mortal ken why. +@chriseng libraries... +omfg python why does the success of finding the class hinge on what I name the variable I assign it to this is terrible +Looks like I may have to give up on Python 3 entirely and use Python 2. Come *on*. +@Brian_Sniffen nope, uninteresting to me :p +@yacCz however it wants? Any internally consistent behavior is fine... I just don't want a hard error for a pedantic warning. +TabError: inconsistent use of tabs and spaces in indentation - Python it's really astounding you think igaf +I'm so glad 2to3.py doesn't rewrite string.lowercase to string.ascii_lowercase, it really improves my day to do it by hand. +@cirdan12 false analogy +Did... did http://t.co/LlsbqQGXEE remove the ability to star a project? In favor of +1'ing I assume? +@Brian_Sniffen one run would be one correct answer! This is the difference between programmers and mathematicians ;) +From the same blog, I’m amused at how different my method to get the same answer would be (just run the simulation) http://t.co/QIyxbkqGyS +(I’m not asking for a comparison of different voting methodologies, I’m complaining I don’t like our methodology) +I really like this quote on pure vs applied math http://t.co/JEI2EJ3GoY +@dildog I tried but SOMEONE @chriseng wouldn’t let me go with him +@fuzztester the name really doesn’t match the features +So how come a little place like Iceland can elect senators from all sorts of parties but in the US it’s almost impossible +@Neostrategos @veracode are you aware that the twitter account is reposting old blogs +@ores pretty sure that’s the weather and fresh food… not the censorship +It frightens me to see places like Cuba be completely black on an internet population map. So many people, so close to here. +Cinderella: getting skinnier, blonder, and kind of creepy http://t.co/zkWADVPA2r +@snare well then why would I err she consider you! +@fuzztester you need marking up of the sort that Preview doesn’t support? +@jeb_ where can I get that NES shirt +@snare just offer her some 0day +@silvexis ask Python! +from __future__ import hindsight +@savagejen it failed, I am so the opposite of attracted to him +@comex @justinschuh you have a big fan in @a_greenberg +@nickm_tor I like them, but I no longer have the time / social energy +@blowdart if you classify “the encryption premise of this app is freaking stupid” as a vuln, I can hand you several right now… +@Kufat also, perfect score on the linguistic side of the SATs made my score very high despite so-so math scored +@Kufat by graduating high school? +.@Kufat I was constantly on the verge of failing math from 2nd grade on. It was never presented in a way that made sense to me. +@kebesays not my fault you’re old! But it was a third-hand pentium 2 :p +@SarahPalinUSA you’re right I can respect the hard work of being a governor OH WAIT +@bobpoekert ha! As if we had fancy calculators. +@PresidentHoodie … you’re too old for me to follow D: +9th grade me, it’s me from the future! Here is a copy of SymPy and the documentation. It’ll run slow on that laptop but you’ll pass algebra. +@ternus ah, sometimes I forget I have an exploit in their manners parser; they would never hit a lady, which I can successfully front as. +@ternus tell ‘em to go back to the ‘federacy because we don’t want their kind here and watch their cognances dissonate +@ternus uhh what state was this in again? +@dguido favor to their most frequent customer - me +@ternus grats +@savagejen now that would be quite the plot twist +@DrPizza my cat (who now lives with my mother) generally hates being touched. +@lukegb that's the point! +@geekable You can even play fort mode, retire your fort, start adventure mode and go plunder it +@Saturn500Jared I play far too slowly to livestream. I'm often doing other things at the same time. +@geekable there's adventure mode which plays like nethack except across a world with towns and npcs who might come with you as meat shields +Hmm... next time I play DF, I should make a tumblr for liveblogging it, to avoid generating ten thousand tweets about wooden artifacts +@theROPfather nope +There outta be a law against "shuffle mode" in music players that doesn't remember what nodes it's already visited +@garlimidon I suspect you're biased ;) actually I like Fire Emblem, but I'm not very good at it. +@sergeybratus haven't heard of it actually +And I love games like Dwarf Fortress because the complex simulation interacts with imagination to create rich narrative on the fly +@sergeybratus however, the puzzles themselves did not really hold my attention, though I recall trying to brute force a few. +@sergeybratus Myst has a narrative - I was 7yo the last time I played it but I remember the letter to Catherine clearly. +I've never enjoyed puzzle games, board games, and card games, as they generally lack narrative/character with motivation +@DanielFairchild that's the joke ;) this thing is terrible. +@LowestCommonDen and the 10s. +@themarkcaudill alternatively, look at a block of text and partially cross your eyes, letters that stand out need work. +@themarkcaudill did you try adjusting the spacing (don't be afraid to put the edges of letters over the left baseline) +"Stop looking at platonic solids and order our food!" +Trying to order Japanese food devolved into looking up proofs concerning n-sided dice #geekhouse +@hypatiadotca without looking, I think they're inserting bytes between ascii-range ones to bump up to the Chinese UTF8 range. +public const string ApplicationPassword = "SecurePasswordManager_MDiTullio_800706"; no-one will ever guess it, don't worry. +"Encrypt is an application for encrypting an unicode string to Chinese, in which others can seldom get the correct meaning" sigh +@sakjur let me know if any of them look bad +"MD5 Encoder is an application wich encode the text you need to encrypt with the MD5 algorithm." We have a winner, everyone go home +I've heard "gonna forge your signature" from several people but my "real" handwriting is not very font-friendly. +@Strongdave depends on the definition of "precious" you suppose me to be using :) +@lukegb I have genuinely never once seen a font that exhibits the procedural characteristics of my handwriting +@CafieroCarlo http://t.co/C51mR8ljMj but the joke was malicious TTF files +@lukegb good luck, as I can't possibly express my actual handwriting in TTF +Oh these apps in the security section of the Windows 8 store are just precious +So how many of you installed my handwriting TTF? No reason just wondering. 😇 +Apparently Norton has a free app that will scan my twitter timeline for malicious links. Joke's on them I distribute these on purpose! +I'm installing a free Windows 8 password manager that uses unspecified "best encryption techniques". We shall see... +@verticalblank my brother and husband are perplexed why I refuse to play it anymore frankly a decade of losing is sour... +@verticalblank it's balanced towards something I don't have because I have never once in my life won Mario Party +@_booto ... why? You're just trying to drag an analogy too far... +@_booto three strikes does not end the game, it ends the turn +@_booto but my point is that a lot of early games were designed for maximum quarter expenditure not maximum enjoyment +@_booto I can't think of any outside of permadeath a la D&D which is "gritty realism" +(Or used to cover up the fact that the game itself was about an hour long.) +Games are "too easy" these days because they give you infinite lives? Finite lives was an invention for pay-per-play arcade games, you know. +@rantyben @cyclerunner @ErrataRob I'm glad this resolved itself while I was busy watching Mario Party videos. +@_larry0 @spacerog as long as it’s one of those camps with electrical hookups! Magfest did this and it was a lot of fun +@da_667 if so, only to avoid having to write correct AI for so many different games… +Watching more “Luigi Does Nothing” videos, my negative feelings towards Mario Party are confirmed. Too many minigames not enough playtesting +@ternus jay-z just how far did you go +@justinschuh you be good to him! +@wimremes wasn’t me! +@_____C oh, you misunderstand - there’s no such thing as a minimum wage programmer afaik. I’m talking threat model. +@_____C on the whole they’re not familiar with words like “misgendering” so I wouldn’t interpret that as a literal quote ;) +@_____C anyway it’s 2am and I’ve reached my burnout point :) +@_____C they’re people who went out of their way to tell me to be quiet and take being misgendered like a man. I don’t owe politeness +@_____C they’re not my friends, I don’t have to handle their feelings delicately +@pokemon_ebooks does Johto have no laws on tampering with historical artifacts? +@_____C this whole thing was in *response* to people so I didn’t have to address them all individually. +@_____C I did try to mention repeatedly that it's subconscious / unintentional most of the time. But that doesn't make it okay. +@grp just as long as you don't species-deny any craftsquid. +@grey_area those are quirks rather than underlying grammar. It's not a parse error to call a boat an it. +Have you ever got into a flamewar & thought "I am glad so-and-so is asleep and I hope they have the good sense not to revive this tomorrow" +Have you ever got into a flamewar & thought "I am glad so-and-so is asleep and I hope they have the good sense not to revive this tomorrow" +@bobpoekert @bhelyer now there is a tweet I can get behind, regardless of context. +@comex of course it's silly, I'm just trying to drive the point home +@comex if I ever need a cool lady to hire as an iOS hackette, I'll let you know, ma'am. +@comex way to be an ally +@comex it's your convenience to feel that way... as it doesn't really affect you. +@comex because it feels like they couldn't waste the nanoseconds it would take to use inclusive language because who cares right +@comex what do you say to the idea that I really am personally offended when I look at a job opening I'm interested in and I see "he"? +@tanonev officer? idk I have mixed feelings on them to begin with +@comex I'm not sure if you're using "that" to mean "I think that" "tumblr is stupid" or "I think this particular tumblr" "is stupid" -- ah +@segfault314 the "radical" may or may not be dripping with sarcasm +@bhelyer Sense of "adult male" is late (c.1000); <-- over a thousand years ago is a definition of "late *early* English" :) +Dumped my radical feminism output to tumblr. http://t.co/mByfOV81cZ +@Netbus @comex he's younger than me! D: +@mc_skifter way to be a total craftsjerk. What? It's not an insult. Disassociate "jerk" from insult. +@mc_skifter please show me the craftscats and the craftsgiraffes +@jesster_king dude! An interjection is when you just randomly, like, use a word for emphasis! Whoa! +@jesster_king dude, sometimes it's like, an interjection, man! +"Welcome to the Space Jam, thus saith the LORD. Hey you whacha gonna do I sent the sword I sent the horde" http://t.co/8JWGEERsCT +@benwmaddox other people have asked me the same question and it seems to come down to "not really". +@tufts_cs_mchow @523 yup +@ErrataRob it's a) a huge portion of repliers b) making fun of someone without attribution does not imply making fun of EVERYONE. +@longobord @maradydd @sergeybratus then you use it as an adjective, a fellow person, and, more subjectively, "engineering fellows" or w/e +@ErrataRob I'm just repeating the mansplainers :) +@longobord @maradydd @sergeybratus "guy" is kind of like "fellow" in that respect +So, "craftsman" is gender-neutral because a) historically all-male academic organizations say so b) it's shorter. Good to know. +Where's my radical feminist badge huh +@miuaf I just figured you were a meowth with a lisp. +@TomSellers @csoandy I weep for the loss of manly concision. How I long for the days when men were men and women were men 'cuz it's shorter! +@whyallthenoise --> @PwnieExpress +@sergeybratus I'm exempting non-native speakers from rigorous Not Offending Me, don't worry. +@ternus I'm definitely a downvote on "chick" but only because I usually only hear it used as "So some chick <something annoying>" +@ternus I also accept "girl" as I look/act/think quite young :p +@ternus I prefer to be referred to with terms such as seneschal and harbinger +Brilliant analogy via @miuaf whose handle I someday hope to learn to pronounce http://t.co/AJ2cJ4sUz2 +@miuaf @thegrugq oh bloody brilliant I was just trying to think of how to fit in an analogy like that into a tweet... +If you think man/guy/dude is not a gendered word, there's about a 99.95% chance it's your gender. +@thegrugq @Dan2552 what consensus? There's only consensus if you just ignore all the people complaining about being misgendered +@thegrugq um, okay, so? It isn't a word because of historical oppression of women seeking alternative employment to housewifery +@Dan2552 @thegrugq I mean would you be okay with just calling everyone a craftswoman and telling guys that's not gendered +@Dan2552 @thegrugq No offense but that's because craftsmen used to be all men and men often don't stop and think about the implications +.@thegrugq the point is people carelessly use gendered terms without considering how absurd it'd be to use the inversion. +@theROPfather my schools had men as teachers? But that's still misogyny if a man is shamed for acting womanly. +@send9 I prefer "they" but some people believe that English is in some kind of stasis and that's Bad Grammar. +http://t.co/fHcpOObDnX What it says on the tin +@vimdat ... there was ever a question it ran Android? +@Tomi_Tapio @BenLaurie except that’s so stunningly ineffective that you are just wasting everyone’s time and money +@grp it runs Android. It’s an Android product. And Android, like all operating systems, adds features, patches bugs, and improves snags. +@grp well, Google is pushing it as a flagship product so it’s embarrassing it’s two major releases behind +Why in the name of basic self-respect does Google Glass run 4.0.4? Do you see Microsoft shipping Surfaces running Vista? +@armcannon ahh, I knew a girl who had randomly found the actual record of that, and bought a record player for her dorm just for it… +@amanicdroid @0x17h that too. +@horse_js @eevee NSFW that stuff! +@amanicdroid @0x17h of course it’s horrible - he died. And he was framed. But most likely in that order. +@0x17h so almost certainly “reddit frames kid who is already dead” +@0x17h you know that when missing people are found dead they almost always died the first day they were missing right +The Adventures of Florida Man, @attritionorg edition http://t.co/4R67laCaXH +@savagejen that sounds more likely. But I suspect they’d still say you have to name some names… +@savagejen almost certainly rejected for being too broad. +Looks like Team Veracode's prize PwnPad has arrived http://t.co/cwUER9NDEk +@0x17h yup! +There are children dying of completely preventable diseases because their parents believe fake science http://t.co/Ibz75SxpRx +There are tinsel stars hanging from the ceiling in the kitchen #JavaIsDead +Spring.avi https://t.co/3GXPZMTzQr +@focalintent we… will… *educate* them. 😈 +@dildog actually yes, but for different reasons that will not fit in this margin +@dildog call graphs with more than a hundred distinct nodes in a linear chain, Mr. Pedantic +Sir put the single-line functions down and keep your deployment scripts where we can see them +I support mandatory counseling for any Java programmer who ships software with call stacks that can exceed 100 deep on the hot path +@indrora I was thinking more corporate spies. Can you lift a box? Have no felonies? Welcome aboard +@innismir I was more thinking "SQLi of internal database is one unskilled employment application and a felony check away" +@whitequark you're right... another fix coming XD +Working here I've learned: major corps that employ thousands of minimum wage workers have trivially SQL-injectable internal apps. +@GregStaskowski that's remarkably close actually... +I really wish I could tell you the silly codenames of programs submitted to us by major companies. +@dildog no way - I always want to know when I'm running something unsigned. +This "news" of a school that teaches ridiculous ideas about dinosaurs isn't news - I attended two of them http://t.co/xG3tYwx3LC +@k3v1n830 Touchscreen. Can't open snipping tool when UAC is up. +I ended up deleting the folders and leaving registry cruft rather than run an unsigned executable that claims to be from Oracle +So I tried to uninstall Java http://t.co/4nYVmnh6Cp +My handwriting font - kerning improved http://t.co/C51mR8ljMj +@amazingant yes actually! Thanks <3 +gtalk / google+: super unstable for everyone or just me (hold the snark please) +Of course, being able to use the platform on iPad would be more useful if the iPad didn’t need to unload webpages every time I switch apps +@rezeusor http://t.co/M45OCjmNyG +Ouch. Listening to the thotcon tweet stream, it sounds like Schneier has been sucked in to the “talks to govt weenies too often” zone +If you hear any figures about the average DDoS or DDoS trends, check how it’s counting the Spamhaus one. http://t.co/SSj8UcUTfl +@techbytom oh I assume it’s someone who follows me on Twitter. And a lot of people on /r/netsec know who each other are. But still. +Yeah you think you’re being cute calling me “Melissa” on /r/netsec but that’s just kind of creepy. Respect nyms. +@nickm_tor maybe, but I sure wouldn’t try! +@m1sp @fncombo getting a $10 external fan can be a lot cheaper and easier than trying to replace an ailing internal one, speaking from exp +@spacerog @attritionorg he doesn’t bring spare fur suits, does he? +@RSWestmoreland @Veracode HTML5 +Ding dong the witch is dead 🔔 The @Veracode platform is now completely Java-free and works on devices such as iPad. Rejoice! +The fact that it’s so hard to explain how to “use Twitter” that I say “buy Tweetbot, then it will be better” should shame Twitter UI team +@_wirepair I plan to wake up to Infosec Christmas +The “a” in my font is too wide, I will fix and re-upload tomorrow… +Is there a hair stylist shop named Dyer Straights? There had better be +@apblake @puellavulnerata I’m stealing this one +Remind me to read these slides on static analysis by @halvarflake in the morning https://t.co/AAvdlJ4Cz6 +In this RT: Tamerlan Tsarnaev referred to himself as a white guy, so can we please bury the “he’s not white bc he’s bad!” racism with him +@cji technically it stands for “regarding” +@jackjsnow @eevee it kills me when I see silent tweet appropriation... +@mikemackintosh surely there are ones with better kerning! But I don't care if someone uses it on their website if no money changes hands... +@dancapper yeah this is the first build, testing it now... and no, but I know I was taught "precursive" style when I was little +@_yossi_ that's my real handwriting! +I made a font of my handwriting, I think it came out pretty good. http://t.co/C51mR8ljMj +@vogon the system restore point was two days ago. Nothing was installed but Windows Defender definitions +@vogon um... if a metro app can completely break the Windows interface persistent across reboots, we have a bigger problem +Well my menus work again. And my stock trading game was blown away and my music player can't open +I'm doing a system restore. This is stupid. +@vogon err rather, yes the win key does what it usually does +@vogon everything else works. What is a winkey -- oh a win key. What am I supposed to do with it? +@vogon ... both? Everything you summon by swiping from an edge does not appear, persistent across reboot +tonight on Windows 8 Adventures: swiping to get system menu no longer works. +@stevecominski doesn't meet my security requirements (for when I do lock it 😉) +@stevecominski I refuse to use those actually! +I leave my Windows 8 tablet unlocked because no-one else knows how to use it +@chort0 I guess you can get use-after-free by wrapping to 1 and it deletes something with 257 references... +@Dan2552 a good virtual keyboard would let me set it to 75% width +@Dan2552 it's the travel, I believe they call it, that is the problem; I instinctively aim closer to the center than the outer keys are. +@waruikoohii yeah same here. It just started doing this ten minutes ago. +@Dan2552 the virtual keyboard on the tablet is too large for my hands and I mistype practically every other letter. +Windowshandwitingrecognitionhasdecideditdoesntbelieveinspacesanymore seriously come on +@glassresistor @evilbluechicken you don't "log in" with Twitter integration on iOS +@_printf I got mine from http://t.co/QxC49FMDg5 they're currently out of stock of the exact one I got though. +.@evilbluechicken the joke is I've seen several accounts "compromised" by their children posting achievements from tablet games recently +@chort0 the count++ wrap is real, there's also a matching count-- wrap afaict, which looks weird, like, they log it then let it wrap? +@feoh your geolocation on twitter is probably a little off then :) +Evidence is mounting that the greatest risk to infosec Twitter accounts is Angry Birds Threat. Chroot your children +@matthew_d_green do you… have… kids? +@chort0 hang on gonna go grab the source and just look at it... +@chort0 usually a scam would come with, like, a fake exploit? +@oh_rodr futurama-squint.jpg Not sure if they’re completely misunderstanding how this works… or I am +@chort0 I uh, did see a random nginx site that had apparently crashed a few minutes ago, but probably just chance… +@oh_rodr err… can’t log, or shouldn’t? +@chort0 what did I miss +@dildog @focalintent false: @focalintent has a stripe of red dye in his hair +@ternus confusing cause and effect! +@Jonimus WWDC tickets +Checking my twitter stream since lunch… and… wow there is every iOS developer I know rage quitting at the same time +Someone on Ars says Mt. Gox is faking the DDoS attacks… we’ve reached a new tier of conspiracy theory +@gozes value range analysis of c programs +@feoh I’m in (well technically very near) Boston too, I’m just upset that according to your metadata you’re on an island and I’m not D: +@dhicynic @_peterdn value range analysis of c programs by Axel Simon +@feoh you’re tweeting from one of those little islands? No fair. +I solved analysis! http://t.co/zvgr4gTCfU +@mister_borogove as in, I have played against humans who lost all 5 lives to getting caught under the stage as in the last clip. Stage wins. +@mister_borogove they did patch that up quite a bit in the sequel; but players do that a lot too on the stages they chose for the demo. +@mister_borogove and clearly, the AI is reactive, so the player is not giving it input and it just does whatever +@mister_borogove this game has been poked and prodded for a decade. They carefully aligned matches with specific variables to cause this +How on earth did "human resources" become the unironic, accepted term +@jesster_king you assume OP is a good man! +Hmm, I guess the "anonymous" complaints are routed through a third party who transcribes them - I guess that's close enough. +@invalidname @mojinations California? Never heard of it. +@mojinations this is about fraud etc. not harassment, actually - not that there's any incidents of such so far that I'm aware of +@Neostrategos consider if a man with a swoon-worthy Polish accent filed a tip... +@mojinations guess I'm a stickler for "anonymous" in the cryptographically secure sense +Anyone see a problem with an "anonymous concern phone number" for a company with <= 200 employees? +The only winning move is not to play, because the AI gets really confused when you stand still. http://t.co/Cv8ZXEp4i7 +Awesome honeypotting: skiddies enter their real details if you reject the first few attempts at account registration http://t.co/zx4kyOQxEV +Ropasaurus Rex https://t.co/vul1sxU84N +Dancing on the ethical line, re-hacking a compromised server to change the phisher’s password… http://t.co/35P5JOzmZf +@boblord you’re on the lam, that’s my story and I’m sticking to it +Well @boblord favorited my tweet so I guess he’s on the lam +@wookiee \o/ +everyone hack twitter while @boblord is in jail +I like how the TSA decorates every mention of their pre check thing with (TM) - because making people beg to keep shoes on is a trade? +@savagejen ahh a fellow infosexual +@puellavulnerata if there’s anything it doesn’t make sense to regulate it’s water that fell from the sky… +@mike_br @trap0xf hey!!! +@DarrenPMeyer I always use avatars showing cartoon girls. Widely assumed to be portraying my waifu +@DarrenPMeyer I always use avatars showing cartoon girls. Widely assumed to be portraying my waifu +@TheDaveCA nope he's gay +@raudelmil six bitcoins! +@blowdart I don't say it THAT much! +@deepthoughts10 @netbus @mikko the whole system is actually a complete train wreck that's massively insecure +@ternus no he's gay +I'm kind of freaked out by Windows 8's auto suggest. I type "he is" it pops up "bisexual" +@deepthoughts10 @netbus @mikko one's a company that needs customers to trust them, the other is a government... bit different +@puellavulnerata oh oh pwn Java harder +@corpsefilth ... yes +@jesster_king I don't think me throwing around a couple hundred dollars would have a noticeable impact +I'm coming out of the networking closet. I'm infosec-sexual. Infosexual? +Who puts coconut in a carrot cake this is an outrage I will take this all the way to the Supreme Court +@ternus tell @nelhage we were joking about opsec so I sound less creepy +@Netbus yes that, they could ie pretend to be Google or a bank. Not that they would do that as people would find out and be furious +@ternus thanks for info leak +@Netbus @mikko no it means they can issue certificates for any website and the phone will accept it +@BadAstronomer it’s the new tweetbot, check from web interface +@Paucis__Verbis how did you get a photo of my room +@spacerog well if iMessage was selling decrypted messages and we didn’t know, I don’t think local bars would be on that list :) +@jesster_king one wandered across the book I was highlighting. I didn’t actually touch it though. +@xa329 that’s not a particularly large portion of my demographic. But they called me “this guy” in this case… +@spacerog did you 4square check in or anything? +@twatterspam the good news is that the HTML5 rewrite goes live... tomorrow night. +@twatterspam I'm a user of the app, not a producer. The app predates HTML5 as a real platform significantly. +@savagejen @Neostrategos Activision +@akopa yeah - my favorite color is orange but I end up painting everything pink +@savagejen @Neostrategos it's basically Pokemon but you need actual figurines. What a scam huh +@savagejen @Neostrategos they're called Skylanders, you put them on a base and they communicate with a video game +@savagejen @Neostrategos but they're more sophisticated than just being rfid +@savagejen @Neostrategos actually, if there was an easy way to forge the little chips in their base, he totally would +@secmoose figured I better mess around with pretend money first as I have no idea what I'm doing +There is a child I don't recognize on my patio. He just gave me the "shush" sign. Hiding in other people's yards is cheating, kid! +Thinking about playing a stock market simulator - who wants to bet I'll make a pretend million dollars that could have been real :p +"Isn't the entire German language about pleasure in the suffering of others?" - @codeferret_ +@thegrugq 😐 +@alethenorio keep reading - but that's not the name of my twitter account! +@blaufish_ actually I asked because I had a compulsion to paint the ant on my desk pink but I didn't want to put it in the ant hospital +Are pink highlighter pens toxic to ants? I ask because reasons +@kilophoton it has a section near the beginning which lists a bunch of terms it will be using and you can google them if you need more info +@kilophoton I read it when I was 17 and mostly got it - it covers probability from scratch. +I need to reread "Modern Cryptography Theory and Practice" by Wenbo Mao which actually taught me all the college math I know. +@d0tslash <3 +@waruikoohii for certain values of 'prevents'! +@blowdart http://t.co/hUIPzoqzwf +@codeferret_ I never implied any such thing! +@d0tslash weird - http://t.co/hUIPzoqzwf +It wants me to install Firefox 3.5 because it thinks IE10 can't render static HTML4. Is this TCP over time travel? +I'd like to thank the self-righteous webpage admin who thought I shouldn't be allowed to see plain HTML if I'm using IE. IE10, mind. +@d0tslash can someone tell them their browser detection is broken please? It won't show me the site +@Neostrategos I tried to warn my husband this is like buying crack when pixie stix would do, but did he listen… :p +@sleepydashie they’re my husband’s and our housemate’s :) +Guess how many children live in this house http://t.co/CDOU09eDYS +What's the CWE number for "you employed a computer-illiterate programmer" category of bugs +On days like this, I wish I had a button to demand the customer do a full review of whatever programmer wrote the line I'm gawking at +@whitequark so when I hear “I don’t know any girls who are good at computers” followed by being called a boy, you see why I’m upset +@whitequark (the literal meaning is to paint a naturally brown fence white, we use it idiomatically a lot) +@whitequark in this context I meant ignoring non-white contributors to history or portraying them as white (ie Jesus) +@mescyn @Neostrategos not a lot of comments on those; it was my Nexus 7 video +@nelhage I decided I don’t like being called a boy more than I don’t like being called a slut or whatever. +@whitequark especially since I’m a minority in my field, it feels like the gendered version of white washing. +@whitequark imagine if people constantly addressed you as ma’am and lady and little girl. I’m assuming you’re not gender fluid. +I need to get the NES video from @Neostrategos so I can have something on my YouTube where not one single person will call me a guy +@silentbicycle demoing a nexus 7 booting straight to Ubuntu desktop +@DrewFitz hmm, well, that's trans-denying, but I am in fact cis. +Five months later I am still getting comments on my Nexus 7 video... referring to me as a guy. WHAT DOES IT TAKE, PEOPLE +@GeeckoDev @nrr oh gods I had to explain so many times when Vista came out concerning essentially the same thing +@chriseng good thing too because Java <--> our app is currently COMPLETELY BROKEN +I actually like Windows 8's monotone vector emoji better than iOS's bitmap color fest 😎 +@iJamieH you're missing Unicode emoticons +Some little birdies have told me that I won't need Java to do my job anymore as soon as tomorrow night. The gods are real 🎊🎉🎈🎆 +You know what's a weird word? Free. Freeeeeeee. I'm checking several hundred calls to free() and it will never look right again +If we’ve learned anything it’s that ad hoc blacklisting for important security purposes is a really really bad idea +Apparently wp-super-cache has NOT actually fixed the RCE vuln but has just slapped some string blacklisting on. Good job, that’ll hold. +@ternus implying that if I google-stalk long enough I can find pics of you with a ponytail? +@ternus collars. Short hair. Polite manner. Pretty weird, dude +@ternus also did you know you look like a government kid +@ternus I am super sketchy. I am defined by many short overlapping lines +@ternus yes there is nothing typical about that childhood btw did I tell you about the time the Foreign Service didn’t hire me +@ternus rural children have much more free reign. Suburban parents are typically disproportionately paranoid, using urban as their model. +@ternus I think you’ll find a strong correlation with urban, suburban, rural. +@WeldPond @spacerog @dildog @dotMudge way to kill the joke, boss +@ternus I wasn’t allowed to play outside all alone until I was 14… +Hooray tweets are showing up on my phone that aren’t showing up on my iPad. Ffffff. +I have been acknowledged as new leader of l0pht by @spacerog, just so you know @WeldPond @dildog @dotMudge +@spacerog @tmichaels1 motion seconded. Everyone knows I staged a takeover of the l0pht already. +Don’t call the person arrested in Australia “the lulzsec leader” as no one has ever heard of him. Just a pretension of his. +@0x8badfl00d not much ;( +@octal @hypatiadotca @thegrugq the human race depends on women weighing their chances with this… +@thegrugq it’s not my fault you’re the only one awake +Don’t after-midnight DM @thegrugq for advice on boys as he apparently doesn’t know +@Cocoanetics well I don’t do the swirly thing then. But it was the stylus - grabbed its buddy and it started working again. +@Cocoanetics http://t.co/Hjvcai06Bo +@thegrugq @DogeMocenigo the grugq is just trying to deflect rumors that I broke up with ionic for him +@grp … eww +@thegrugq I don’t get it. I really don’t. It’s a toss up between being thankful they’re so stupid and wondering if stupid is a prerequisite +@Hyder_Khan @RichardBarrell I don’t have “issues” with being a woman and I think you’re reading a little much into it :) +@egeektronic @mrkoot this is glorious +@Hyder_Khan @RichardBarrell … you’re kind of getting on my nerves a little bit… +@CyborgCode there is not that much math in most CS programs - mostly set theory which I thought isn’t that hard +@xabean @Forensication Find a cake place closer to Boston and we’ll talk ;) +@FatherMcGruder @matthew_d_green if you have a 100% accurate and automatic means to detect porn, you’re a millionaire +@CyborgCode I have a computer science degree. The field is far too young to have such specialized degrees +You might be a static analysis researcher if you consider the word “valgrind” an insult +Capture the flag: submitting malicious pcaps to Virus Total edition +@no_structure @strmpnk oh, I forgot, you’re in undergrad so you don’t count. +@strmpnk @no_structure the joke is we’re static analysts and “running” programs is for babies :p +@thegrugq 🇺🇸 I love America +Have the Homeland Security club updated their twitter keywords to include the bomb emoji? 💣 Can’t let that under the radar +@thegrugq I think you’re reading too much into my tweets 💣 +@thegrugq I never said that. I said no jury would convict me of something unspecified. 🔪 +@no_structure @strmpnk valgrind? VALGRIND? Sir what kind of researchers do you take us for +The willingness of people to make threats of bodily harm online never ceases to amaze me. As if it “doesn’t count” somehow. +@comex you should indeed do it now ! +@comex whaaaaat +I drew a comic about the internet http://t.co/VAW3S0Vtj3 +… I say, considering whether bleeding out in a boat counted as a day off. Well, he wasn’t in class… +Don’t reward homophobic jerks with a day off! http://t.co/XfAqJ52cIA +@WyattEpp I don’t think anyone’s ever suggested ATI as a low-power graphics solution… +@savagejen well I missed entire eras and kids learning programming now missed some more by simple time physics :) +With computer people even an age difference of five years has a profound impact on formative experiences. Compare, say, pianists +@ternus @ra6bit *ahem* Lady Melizabeth. +Do other industries and arts constantly discuss among themselves how old practitioners are or just computer people +@ra6bit @ternus hang on I need to check if I’m even nine yet +@matthew_d_green even if, say, CP isn’t illegal per se, do we really want it inserted in stuff… +@chronic https://t.co/NyN8kZhzoG +@ra6bit @ternus 1992?! Jay-z you’re old. +@no_structure I um… hmm. +@ra6bit it ended up confusing people I do know… +@Walshman23 my name is a bad idea! +Did twitter seriously just filter my beautiful emoji hearts out of my new bio +@thegrugq no jury would convict me 👊 +The main reason I give my IRL name on twitter is that I hate being misgendered even more than I hate being called that name online. +Just read a good point I hadn’t thought of - it’d be cheaper for Intel to prop up AMD than to deal with monopoly regulation hell. +@themarkcaudill hahaha +@themarkcaudill it’s very rare that someone calls me by the given IRL name and I don’t know them - often in an insulting context. +@themarkcaudill well consider this, Mark. Didn’t I already lead this tweet with your name o_O +@dave_newton I think I hate you, Charlotte. +@snare American. Try and keep up. +@snare sir this is America and you just confessed to terrorism. Or invading a country for their oil +@maradydd @matthew_d_green @travisgoodspeed @dakami I may have missed where this originated, just heard block chain wiki bla bla +@matthew_d_green — is a vulnerability in a world where some types of data is illegal +@matthew_d_green am I the only one who thinks the ability to incorporate arbitrary data into something everyone must download — +@ternus I love people taking pictures of me that don’t catch my chin at a bad angle. +@QuantumG @bpblack @focalintent you know the original context was people dying in a factory explosion right >_> +@johnrobb @puellavulnerata actually do you have a link for this +@johnrobb @puellavulnerata until someone starts inserting hundreds of megabytes of CP… +@thegrugq thanks, you were a big help +@RichardBarrell it’s just that people have a habit of busting out “Melissa” when they are talking down to me because I am Small And Fragile +@RichardBarrell on the contrary I hear that more than my real name these days :p +@chriseng @thegrugq I think I’ll take it easy tomorrow morning in your honor, roll in around 11… +@vogon I only even consciously saw a few digits lol +@vogon yes but not on paperwork +If you address a tweet to me, what to call me is already covered ;) +@iRonNCSU what did you just call me in that tweet? :) +So I’ve kind of got this thing about being called “Melissa” online by people I haven’t met. Just so everyone knows. It sounds patronizing. +@attritionorg please. Wookiee** +@MrToph because they couldn’t find it? You’re not a coworker +@ChuckBaggett @puellavulnerata but are the gun-toting pot farmers gay married +@DarrenPMeyer @manicode I’m confused that everyone assumes the multiple versions was on purpose on my friend’s part… it wasn’t. +.@ioerror is this the same Senator Graham who wanted an American citizen tried as an enemy combatant like just yesterday? +@ternus @abby_ebooks I'd like to think I sound slightly more coherent than that +I think my handwriting recognition is broken http://t.co/OR0f0nJk0E +Reporter ditches her own wedding to cover the Chinese earthquake http://t.co/4Wvw40iEKv +@bhelyer pretty much. Separate browser, only visit that site. Use VM/sandbox for bonus points +Scratch that, it works until I have the audacity to try and interact with it. +Java takes months to QA patches and we get owned; they patch in a timely fashion and apps break; we just can't win. Rotten foundations... +By some dark miracle I currently have said webapp working with an old Java... with IE. Countdown to disaster +@solak please tell me there's an instance I can access right now +@marshray @codeferret_ what where +@manicode 6502 assembly. +@UbikMan this isn't about cultural things I find stupid, math transcends that a bit :p +@manicode gods deliver us from being Java developers. +@hackedy corporate. Corporate customers. Requiring bleeding-edge Chrome doesn't really work. +@hackedy because it's more than a year old #html5isverynew +So guess what? The newest Java update breaks our webapp silently. "Oh yeah, found that out this morning" says my husband #thanks +So uh my coworker's computer is reporting different versions of Java in different places +@thomasbeagle I have no idea what that means so I'll just have to invade you now </american> +@miuaf @codeferret_ heheh well in this case it's proof that our "use after free" detection works ;) +@miuaf @codeferret_ heheh well in this case it's proof that our "use after free" detection works ;) +@thomasbeagle NZ has a population no bigger than a large city so I can totally see well-meaning legislators writing down ridiculous laws +@thomasbeagle still need to get ahold of the gov before they try to legislate something that can't work because they're naive about it +@polemic @TelecomNZ @yakmoose I'm betting whoever is discussing such possibilities is a nontechnical policy pencil-pusher +@polemic @TelecomNZ @yakmoose and mandating that every device in NZ accept some cert to MITM all comms would be... astounding. +@polemic @TelecomNZ @yakmoose yeah except you can't magically fake a valid cert without victim co-operation or corrupt registrar. +Hey govt of New Zealand: if you're short on subject matter experts, I'm available for the cost of plane + hotel to tell you why that's dumb +@DylanReeve @dancapper it can only work by consent (granted, the opt-out means you may not have internet at all, but still) +Um, does the government of New Zealand/@TelecomNZ have any idea how encryption works? You can’t legislate away math http://t.co/wZtjyW6poN +@dancapper um… what, exactly, is their plan for carrying this out? +@codeferret_ you don’t get how being Hermione works do you +@codeferret_ also that’s technically a method </CS Professor> +@codeferret_ I’m trying to imagine what would happen. Would probably work in a single-threaded app. Most of the time +@Tatoroh she sent me a text that she liked my post on tumblr :p +Code red code red my mother knows what tumblr is siren dot gif +@puellavulnerata the three letter agencies are full of people who dissent, they just can’t say so publicly until they cycle out to civilians +@onekade @puellavulnerata I’m kind of astounded there’s such a thing as a native Armenian convert to Islam, knowing their history. +@ShadowTodd well they both treat women as objects but the prior is more catchy :p +@vogon geez I’m not even sure anymore, her first name is Katie though, allegedly there were incidents with her and Tamerlan’s previous gf +@vogon I’m more sad that he beat his wife and she exhibits classic Stockholm symptoms, and that the kid seems dragged into it by big ideals +I’ve been reading all the “we knew them before they were terrorists” gossip and the picture it paints is so… sad. +Whoops I accidentally looked at the comments section apparently being able to afford to travel to Russia is inherently terroristy +@chunter16 Spotify could have registered itself to run next boot for whatever reason. +@chunter16 implying you didn’t already have spotify installed? +@profoundlypaige must be nice, all of mine dropped out to marry their youth pastor sweethearts or w/e +@eqe @ioerror I’m fainting. +@The1TrueSean for you? No. +@tapbot_paul it wiggled around to the next tweet up when I tried to tap away. That’s what you get for letting me use your software. +I have my own miniature booth babe right on my desk apparently http://t.co/8akugYJHhZ +@ternus well, they don’t sell plug and play seatbelts in various sizes at a Store Near You, so that’s a bit more severe. +@tapbot_paul just got the new version - what is this dot and why won’t it let me tap links? :( http://t.co/qucHMnXq1b +@ioerror do you intend for these to require signin? +Hey @cnn if @ap was compromised by phishing then there isn’t very much twitter could have realistically done to prevent that. +“My brother wanted to defend his religion from attack, that’s why he attacked peaceful civilians with no warning!” +.@wgragido because of the fake bombing news or…? +@panther_modern some Syrian gang is taking credit but just as likely they’re just skiddies trying to get free attention +@panther_modern I doubt it, as average time to detection of silent compromises is, like, months to over a year. +*sniffle* Why did @rantyben call me a thought leader? I thought we were friends! +Say, what’s your procedure for reacting to phishes sent to your people? Probably a good time to double-check. +@ra6bit @donicer wouldn’t walkie talkies work better anyway though? +@quine @rantyben @osxreverser yeah I like you too Zach. +@getwired @marshray someone from AP says there was a phishing incident one hour before the breach… +If it’s true that AP was targeted by a competent phishing attack, then that tweet probably had more intent behind it than lulz. +@rantyben @SamHananelAP ouch, now that was uncalled for! +@rantyben @SamHananelAP on that timescale that’s significant - extrapolate if news that it was a hack hadn’t gotten out quickly… +According to HuffPo, Texas has 10% of the dangerous chemical facilities and 50% of the evacuations and property damage resulting. Hmm. +@puellavulnerata well like I couldn’t remember the “C” in “MMC” and kept calling it whatever came to mind… +There’s apparently a video but I may just end up re-filming it myself for a more general audience… and because of embarrassing stutters XD +Successfully filled an hour with me explaining the Nintendo as I played it - here’s my lovely pirate cart art. http://t.co/JI2c5EoRdG +Veracode: come to Einstein room now for the lowdown on the greatest 8-bit computer of all time +Progress: “a country just legalized same-sex marriage” is not a jaw-dropping event but a casual high-five. Welcome to fabulous, France +@vogon — @DrPizza was also experiencing problems. Donno what your common factor is. +I’m surprised at the differences in how the nature of compromises varies depending on geographic region http://t.co/Qv5xGMGlZj +@dan_crowley @savagejen @integrisec — terrorism because it was an attack on the general public with no apparent connection to attackers. +@dan_crowley @savagejen @integrisec with ie school shootings the intent is usually revenge- even if they’re “crazy” I think this was still — +So is this pizza app for Xbox going after the demographic of people w/ debit cards who own video games but neither laptops nor smart phones +I’m kind of pleasantly surprised that a tumblr post about the lockdown not being as scary as the news made it seem got so much attention… +@RandomStep I’m assuming one of those is meant to be https +.@Neostrategos I just find the idea that the security industry grew more paranoid because of supposed ancient prophecy kind of insulting +@ID_AA_Carmack please do not take my monospace. But I review code in an editor that can set bold, italic, etc on syntax coloring +Apparently the full data breach incident report is out http://t.co/NacvYKaTpF but what’s with the Mayans reference first paragraph… +Some ideas for preventing crime other than throwing more cops at the problem http://t.co/xDOzNVr2on +@m1sp or stealing my trademarked squeal, that will be five cents per reference +@snare I’m pretty sure I can get your missile coordinates from somebody. +Got mentioned by a news blog so I’m expecting to hear from random people who may or may not have something to contribute all day +@maradydd @nickm_tor I have a twitter list of people I personally care about to read to completion when I’m short on time. +@skyeyemachine to the background color. And Zelda, to answer your other question +@DylanPaulMathis @pzmyers wow I have literally no idea where that topic came from or why you felt the need to tell me that okay bye bye now +@spacerog … I actually only know your first initial. +@DylanPaulMathis @pzmyers do you… what do… oh never mind, you’re in a bit too deep here to rescue with a tweet. +@dildog you would not believe how long I looked for the keyboard shortcut I believed must exist but I couldn’t find it +@thegrugq 8-Bit Terrorist is the name of my Team Rocket tribute band +@xabean No. Yes. Not that. +I don't know what I did but a bush just exploded like a block in Mario Bros 3 and left a hole +Made a super awesome surprise for tomorrow ;) I have a hex editor and I know how to use it +@lexikon1 my last name is Elliott +@attritionorg I never would have used txtspeak like that. Stop libeling me. +@attritionorg I'll slander u ! +@Mordicant Zelda +How am I supposed to be passive-aggressive if I can't add people who have blocked me to public lists with slanderous names +@redline6561 Zelda +@esacteksab bit late for that. +Apparently Dear Husband thought I was delusional about claiming to be good at video games until I destroyed him at Smash Bros +@thegmanehack I've been playing since I was three years old... +@0x00string okay now without the flute ;) +My shameful secret is that I am actually incredibly bad at Mario +@apiary the internet demands it's recorded +@artkiver @apiary our office +The Abadidea Effect strikes http://t.co/sIZu62A5nN +Since this is a security company I'll be sure to cover @nelhage's groundbreaking research into patching Mario vulns +That's right I'm going to be teaching the system architecture of the Nintendo while running head-first into goombas LIVE +@lexikon1 sure ~ +I'm practicing Super Mario for giving my lecture tomorrow noooooo my mushroom come back +@lexikon1 You can link to it if you want but I think I am all burned out on this... +@zeroday looks like this is just the ones that can tune somewhere into the 700s? +@apiary I just thought it was next week for some reason! Don't worry I can give this talk cold ~ +Allegedly I am giving a lecture for programming the Nintendo *tomorrow.* @apiary is this true +@JastrzebskiJ clearly not all of them! :( +A boy turned down a copy of my waveforms are they not sinusoid enough I thought my waveforms were the prettiest :( +@RichardBarrell yeah. TTF has always been done in the kernel. A surprising number of people never realize that... +... To the best of my knowledge, that PDF is safe :p I hope q: +@Neostrategos @iJamieH hahaha it should be fine :p maybe :p +Check out this PDF on malicious fonts :3 http://t.co/KDWmwr3289 +@AutismIsakiller I think, since it's a federal case, they can have the trial in the middle of nowhere if they want (and block cameras) +@AutismIsakiller sorry for the fox http://t.co/uVOlefpkKp +@AutismIsakiller don't get me wrong there MUST be a fair trial. Just our confidence is reasonably high... +@AutismIsakiller and that they flat-out told the driver they abducted that they did it, I mean, technically allegedly flat-out told. +@AutismIsakiller you heard about the guy in the hospital who woke up and wanted to see footage to point out who did it right +@AutismIsakiller but the evidence at this point is so overwhelming the only way out would be to demonstrate coercion by the big brother +@AutismIsakiller well, the last paragraph does remind all readers of innocent until proven guilty +@thegrugq you non-Americans are so bad at suburban American geography it's embarrassing +But the important question is, who is taking care of @J_tsar’s beautiful cat Peep +@zenrandom me too, but it's apparently hard enough for our senators to grasp the protections we have +@innismir there are three radio towers in a marsh tucked between the mall and Network Drive +I can't shake the feeling that someone, somewhere, is trying to use @J_tsar's twitter data as a basis for account profiling +@WeismanBen I wasn't able to figure out why they're there, it might just be filming. +"Ortiz has faced criticism for coming down too hard on some defendants, but that approach may become an asset..." Oh buzz off +Well at least it's confirmed they're trying him as a citizen and not an "enemy combatant" so those senators can suck on a yucky lollipop +@JastrzebskiJ all I know is the bottom is yellow and I think the top was dark blue. They're repeatedly circling the area very VERY low. +They buzzed our office but I can't find anything wrt the police looking for someone. Maybe they're just filming the majestic suburban wilds +@ternus Built before everyone and their uncle carried laptops and phones. Can't be bothered to change. +@rockhopper that was the best I could do from the car +This helicopter is circling outside the Burlington Mall http://t.co/3SZeiOJKHP +Should I be concerned about the helicopter practically buzzing the grass I just saw down the street +.@puellavulnerata can you imagine: "we're picking up the signature of a Nintendo 3DS! This plane is grounded until it's secured!" +@puellavulnerata I would never enable the TSA to be more annoying, but they totally would buy this ... +The winky face is key to interpreting that tweet, y'all +Namely he wants me to patent my technique for identifying suspicious consumer devices like Kindles and sell it to the TSA for zillions ;) +My husband just told me not to tweet something because I should patent it first. I think he's evil +@giovannibajo lol that wasn't what I meant at all :p I meant the typing +Peace is when a temple invites members of another religion to hold ceremonies inside because their church building is unavailable... +@Jonimus well that's what all this Science(tm) is about :) +@ra6bit that OSX Lion supports? :p +They run at the same mhz, but the ram in my macbook and my work laptop have completely different noise profiles :) +@jesster_king she got engaged and she's dropping out of college to get married sooner +@aquavitaecoll yeah but you can just change the strings from "intel" and "intel 64-bit" to "32-bit" and "64-bit" much cleaner +Am I allowed to be bitterly judgmental if my cousin just fell right into the MRS Degree hole? I'm self-righteous I know but come on +@davidwees @ezchili anyway I think you will find this interesting - my 10th grade history book http://t.co/XqDYtlr3OX +My grandmother just sent me a text longer than the iPhone screen how does she manage that she doesn't even have a smartphone +@yyr_ haha I can tell you're not a Mac person ;) +Everyone: I am aware of the difference between 32-bit and 64-bit processes. The "Intel" part is completely superfluous :p +@davidwees @ezchili But if I had to condense what "saved my soul" to one tweet: Astronomy. Not just books, telescopes. +@davidwees @ezchili turns out my core beliefs were actually incredibly stupid when compared to unfiltered reality! but that's the problem... +I'm confused why Activity Monitor in OSX still notates that every single process is of Intel type when the PPC emulation is gone +@davidwees @ezchili oh, I knew from age 6 that Satan's agents said so ;) that is a very long and painful story actually. +THE NINJAS FOUND ME TELL MY BEST FRIEND I --- oh hello third-floor window cleaners +@Abzol you know we agree right? :p +@Abzol that’s the point - people try to deny terror suspects (even the most tenuous maybe-suspects) basic human rights +When human rights don’t apply to someone because they’re bad, remember, someone out there thinks you’re bad. +Hit video game from Veracode: Where in the world is @chriseng San Diego? +@41414141 they’re installing tor, obviously +@davidwees @ezchili there are private schools that teach this. I went to one. +@_larry0 @ternus I think my TSA lady was upset I wanted to do it in full view of the line. Told her three times, nope, here's good, thanks. +@ternus except last time I went through they were so not wanting to touch me that I could have fit a whole soda can (dangerous stuff, soda) +@Abzol passing a raw get or post variable to the system shell +Reviewing the stuff I recorded at Source and I have no idea what talk could have been talking about a model trainset +@nullwhale well for starters, I can't overwrite all 4GB with a new value sixty times a second like you can a screen :) +I can track the exact moment the machine goes into hibernation well after the screen is off +@grayj_ 800mhz because the reported speed of the ram is 1600mhz. My other devices have 1333/665-ish +@grayj_ tuning my radio on AM to 800 MHz and holding the antenna in the same plane as the RAM over it +Got a recording of the MacBook's RAM #AdventuresInTempest https://t.co/9H5wkrOvX8 +@fredowsley welcome back. You missed the fireworks. +@skyeyemachine there's a pretty pattern centered on the mhz of my tablet's RAM that appears on my radio when I lay the antenna on the screen +@send9 I went to radio shack and picked up a generic bunny ears plus the PAL adapter for it (they had it in a baggie on the wall) +@rjsalts kinda sorta! +@send9 yes. If it’s staticky it’s because of your location / antenna. +Hit the deck! It’s TEMPEST! http://t.co/sPHkvHa5Tv +Hmm... do you suppose it's a coincidence I can pick up a faint beautiful pattern centered exactly on the speed of my RAM? :) +All these frequency analysis graphs are giving me the finger +Hamming window hanning window is this a cruel joke +@demize95 you should be thankful it wasn’t tvtropes +@unixronin presuming the limerent object is also limerent I see… :p +@dakami casual * curse you autocorrect +@dakami whereas with DH it was a causal friendship that grew over several years +@dakami I’m extremely prone to intense crushes on a certain kind of smart, nerdy person pretty much the moment I see them +@fncombo http://t.co/oUGOCJFPmK +@fncombo http://t.co/oUGOCJFPmK +@fncombo the tumblr is leaking!!! +And now I have the technical term for how I feel about my husband vs. how I feel about my wide assortment of crushes +Ever read an article on some aspect of psychology and realize they’re reading your mind http://t.co/GKLmPDcDjC This is embarrassing +Re: the guy who thought he was a government bank security tester- incredibly naive. Incredibly lucky to have gotten out of that mess okay. +@VZDBIR you need an anime character avatar +@PatrickAK maybe, but I feel like I probably shouldn’t be trusted with a transmitter :) +@puellavulnerata I’m just relieved the cops actually kept their heads screwed on. It’s practically a miracle. +@puellavulnerata and I haven’t been able to determine why they did so at this house in particular +@puellavulnerata I’m aware of one shady looking thing - one house where they demanded everyone come out with their hands up +@puellavulnerata and some people said “no” when the cops knocked on their door and they didn’t dispute it +@puellavulnerata I’m just not aware of any cases of people being harassed for being outside except when gunfire was in the immediate area +@savagejen @dan_crowley @puellavulnerata so did I! We could all hear on the radio where he was by that point :) +@puellavulnerata I’m just saying that the “lockdown” was almost entirely voluntary in who participated and I broke it multiple times +@puellavulnerata @savagejen no, it’s impossible to get four million people to totally agree on literally anything +@puellavulnerata @savagejen this is what happened: “please stay inside” “sure” said most people “nah” said a few and nothing happened +@puellavulnerata @savagejen the trains were closed but there were people outside everywhere +@puellavulnerata @savagejen you know that’s not what I’m saying, and that didn’t happen anyway +@puellavulnerata @savagejen it’s difficult to describe, but to us locals this terror attack was intensely personal, not “just” violence +@puellavulnerata @savagejen — but on the whole, Boston wanted them there and they did what Boston wanted them to do +@puellavulnerata @savagejen I’m not going to assert they did everything 100% right as thousands of people were involved — +@puellavulnerata the search actually wasn’t nearly as invasive as twitter thought. On the whole they actually remembered to knock and ask. +@puellavulnerata the entire city never shut down. I was there. It didn’t happen. +@0x17h chiptune ain’t midi yo +@savagejen Trying to decide if this is a pun or you haven’t noticed all the boys I’ve been hitting on over twitter :p +@0x17h chiptune privilege: watching this and thinking “well duh” +@savagejen what does that make a dry atheist +@m1sp @JackLScanlan I’m struggling to imagine why they care, but who am I kidding +@_larry0 today in “images that make no sense in thumbnail view” +@spacerog “hmm, I could totally copy paste that 140 times. No, I won’t, I won’t be that obnoxious” +Leave it to the FBI to screw up good intentions +@m1sp incidentally I’ve been feeling really limerent +@m1sp I think you are the only person who has caused me to look things up in the dictionary in the past year +@m1sp are you breaking Microsoft’s heart +@gsuberland geez he went right back to eating his pizza they’re not 100% overreactive 100% of the time :p +Achievement unlocked: got a funny look from a cop re: my touchscreen radio +Not getting criticism on BBC that Suspect 2 is "only" 19yo and hence not dangerous. That's an adult. And near his physical prime. +Awesome if I unplug the antenna and touch my finger to the connector I can pick up FM music with my body +@themarkcaudill not yet but I will. +@dildog I'm not talking about overpopulation due to completely open doors, I mean being fearful of foreigners on principle +@ErrataRob and I think it's easy to forget how RECENT these events which changed the city's demographics are +@ErrataRob ie I have photographs of my Irish-Bostonian ancestors. My father grew up speaking Italian to his friends in a Boston suburb. +@ErrataRob what do you think the dot dot dot is for I was focusing on Boston's relatively recent waves of profound effect +If there is anyone in Boston who is now anti-immigrant ask them if their last name is Irish, Italian, Greek, .... +Taking my radio to the big city taught me a lot about what various signals I can pick up are actually for as they go live more often +@GabrielGumbs I'm genuinely unsure and want to know more. But I do know the title on the YouTube vid is misleading ... +@GabrielGumbs I'm not going to assert not one single act of disrespect by the cops happened, however. +@GabrielGumbs and almost all of them, it was show up, nope not him, leave +@GabrielGumbs I was listening to the police radio - lots of valid reasons for checking specific places due to the emergency popped up. +"One time our web scanner found a button to send faxes and hammered it. Then there are the FUN customers..." +@themarkcaudill yes, yes, and yes, but as if they got in trouble... +@themarkcaudill it's happened several times. They gave some hick rednecks a fake bomb and arrested them when they planted it +@themarkcaudill just that she claims this is another case of the FBI enabling a wannabe. Ofc just as likely she’s desperate for an excuse +@chort0 I’ve been to the Chinese embassy - to my surprise they totally owned up to some stuff when political science students asked +@matthew_d_green I’m trying to decide if this is a subdivision of bitcoins joke or… http://t.co/IUIwdPwhmW +@secmoose @0x17h @skry @radleybalko I’m not sure why that house got searched, unless it’s because it’s several adults no kids +@secmoose @0x17h @skry @radleybalko everyone I’ve found a quote from said that, in context, they didn’t feel violated; +@garywhitta @vogon oh look another children’s movie starring a young man, several assorted male characters, and exactly one woman. Yaaaaay. +At least one case of SWAT team frisking everyone in a house in Watertown- not sure if they had a specific reason. http://t.co/ElRsp1anyN +@0x17h @soycamo I have no idea what’s going on here but not having her hair up is against regulation +@ra6bit presumably gotten out of hand if true. Or she could just be desperate for an excuse +@ra6bit she says it’s another case of the FBI shepherding wannabes until there’s enough to make an arrest +@m1sp you are my ally angel +Time to close the tab: “Dope-smoker Dzhokhar” Yeah I’m sure that’s relevant +@Jedi_Amara that’s sexist. Also all but one of the divine messengers in the Bible are explicitly male or ungendered. +@HyShai I doubt they would have wanted an actual explosion if this was their game. But it’s too soon to know either way +@puellavulnerata @HyShai oh yeah bingo. The one where the feds gave them a dud bomb so they could be arrested for trying to use it +Can someone with a better memory than me remind me and @HyShai of times the govt has aided a potential terrorist so they can make an arrest +@HyShai there’s a chance it’s true as they’ve done something like that before. Or she may be desperate for a reason her sons aren’t evil +@HyShai she says this is another case of the FBI enabling a potential terrorist so they have someone they can arrest +The mother is naturally an emotional wreck right now, but if her allegations against the FBI are true, there best be hell to pay +@puellavulnerata @jeremiahfelt @Asher_Wolf okay, just finding the news articles on her claims now… interesting… +@puellavulnerata @jeremiahfelt @Asher_Wolf we’ll have to wait that one out then since obviously she’s probably not at her emotional best +@jeremiahfelt @Asher_Wolf @puellavulnerata the alternative is Keeping Lists based solely on immigration status and we do not want that. +@jeremiahfelt @Asher_Wolf @puellavulnerata also does not seem to be the case? They checked the elder in 2011 I think and found nothing +@Asher_Wolf @puellavulnerata rather someone at the hospital ID’d who had left the bag on the ground from footage +@Asher_Wolf @puellavulnerata there’s no evidence the FBI knew who they were looking for “the entire time” that I’ve seen +@themarkcaudill I expected a quite ordinary looking person. I’m just bothered by the cognitive dissonance of “he’s… he looks like my type” +@m1sp good noon <3 +@themarkcaudill that’s not quite what I mean no… +@Hyder_Khan yup I’m Dutch-born. Nah don’t worry, “they” know where my loyalties lie :) +@Twirrim just scared, and decided to kidnap someone for their car and tell them they were the bombers? Come on :p +@Twirrim at this point there’s simply no plausible doubt. He wasn’t bleeding to death in a stranger’s boat for fun +I can’t help but be astounded at all the basic, obvious steps they could have taken to avoid being caught. Hooray for catching The Dumb. +@geekable you’re trying so hard +@WhiteMageSlave maybe if Timmy put on a hundred pounds +http://t.co/RGaUEqRSUM I’m bothered by what a beautiful boy he is +Gods dammit America this is why we can’t have nice things http://t.co/puNuHIVvKo could you just STOP SHOOTING PEOPLE +@ternus but where is the silly pic of you inside? Bor-RING +@CyborgCode http://t.co/TnIcgPJZ5p +@Hyder_Khan but it may be a cultural thing that we consider gun violence and bomb violence to be totally different and the latter far worse. +@Hyder_Khan no charges have been brought yet, something can be “investigated as” a terror incident and changed later because of evidence +@FrederickGeek8 like I have a pebble! I was Poor(tm) during the Kickstarter +.@edropple yes, I just wanted to acknowledge that some people near the gunfire were, in fact, temporarily restrained by the police +@rjsalts @thegrugq because we take everything personally +@rjsalts @thegrugq just wrote a ridiculously long musing on this http://t.co/sP0FRN9rhZ it will *never* be common in Boston +Counterpoint, accounts of ppl who were particularly close to the gunfire and told more firmly to stay put http://t.co/f7EfYjWRXO via @ternus +@dfranke so, I think the call to shelter in place was the correct decision even if theoretically he may have been found sooner otherwise +@dfranke and if he had come out sooner, the kid might have been conscious enough to shoot him. It’s all if, maybe, perhaps, probably +@CyborgCode it’s a standard github feature. They have templates you can use +@jesster_king I’m short on twitter +@CyborgCode make a repo named username dot github dot com (or dot io) and put an index.html in it +@jcran never let @quine … ? I can think of so many ways to end this statement +@comex that’s on the Feds - and the lady who effectively killed Aaron Swartz, apparently. +@inversephase in this case they suddenly showed up like half an hour later. +My long-form explanation of why we, the greater Boston area, did what we did. http://t.co/sP0FRN9rhZ +@stevelord @thegrugq everyone knows my final move is the MERSENNE TWISTER +@SamusAranX no they insert random popular ones +Ported one of my orchestra pieces to chiptune https://t.co/y9jHJ5CyrY +@deathtolamo @profoundlypaige I know it doesn't fit the narrative but cops aren't all 100% total screwups 100% of the time. +@deathtolamo @profoundlypaige and the article ends with the person *emphasizing* he thought they did a good job. +@deathtolamo @profoundlypaige I don't see anywhere in here it says they broke into his house without consent +@deathtolamo @profoundlypaige can you read? he was outside and there were gunshots, of course someone yelled "get down" +@deathtolamo @profoundlypaige stop projecting your narrative. They knocked. +@deathtolamo @profoundlypaige he consented... +@JohnnyCocaine @thegrugq that was the ONE smart thing about this - zillions of tourists lining the streets on this one particular day +@JohnnyCocaine @thegrugq it closed briefly; there were far, far too many tourists who needed to go home to keep it on lockdown long +@thegrugq all of this was stupid from top to bottom - they didn’t even leave the city in the huge time window they had +@profoundlypaige it wasn’t too bad unless you were in Watertown proper - my manager’s house was barricaded to keep him from becoming hostage +@profoundlypaige yes I live a few miles north of Boston and I was in the city proper during the manhunt +@profoundlypaige a mix of having been on the radio, following a lot of other locals on twitter, and major press summaries after the fact +@profoundlypaige so they probably have friends but all evidence points to them being the ones on the scene +@profoundlypaige at least three other people have been taken in for questioning so far +@focalintent apparently it was just the driver’s own cellphone. They kidnapped him then kicked him out. +@profoundlypaige from our POV in Boston there was suddenly a shooting and we had no idea it was the bombers for a good while +@profoundlypaige that kind of all went out the window the instant they started shooting, that’s not “innocent” in any circumstance +@profoundlypaige oh and they told the driver they kidnapped that they were. +@profoundlypaige technically no, but they match the photos, started shooting cops, and risked bleeding to death rather than surrender +@michealc no, see immediately previous RT - marathon bombers stole car with cell phone inside. We all know the outcome :) +I’m glad violent criminals are notoriously stupid and don’t think to check for cell phones in cars they just jacked +@MarkKriegsman google is commanding me to do the wishing +@sakjur lol nope. Found it though. It was... tucked behind my husband's gaming computer downstairs +Somewhere in this pile of books and assorted sundry is my missing MacBook Air. I think. #geekproblems +@iain_mk2 @DrPizza @gudkopy okay I’ve been ignoring this but as if this didn’t start with a cherry picked single person’s incident +@amazingant yeah that’s the thing - I need at least one gap in the perimeter for my experiments, sometimes a big one +@MrToph sir why are you sending me panty shots +@amazingant it turns out it’s quite hard to block a signal broadcasted from a giant tower one and a half blocks away +@amazingant it’s sitting in the corner waiting for me to work on it some more, but preliminary evidence is that it will never be very good +@MrToph cyan underpants huh +@Dr_Review … why am I reading too much into a rated-E video game plot? +@Dr_Review seeing as the Rockets have access to the exact same resources and are much older and in greater number,… +@LBontempoNunes baseball bats would probably be more effective than zubats +Pokemon: a major corporation is under siege from a terrorist organization and the only person who bothers to show up to stop them is a 10yo +@iain_mk2 @gudkopy @DrPizza and this is worse than the American situation how…? +@kaepora http://t.co/jaK3pnfDI4 +@markrendle it’s almost as if we’re two variations of the same basic culture ;) C&C @DrPizza +@jack_daniel stuttered and stalled +@gudkopy @DrPizza the British are obnoxious and pretentious, but I think they’re onto something with the “not letting people suffer” thing +For the record I don’t advocate for any subculture of feminism which denies transgenderism, that’s just recycling the prejudice +@bugbrennan excuse me ma’am but are you aware of the idea that if you don’t want to have sex with someone, simply refrain from doing so +@pzmyers @bugbrennan um parson me you do know being a lesbian does not mean you must have sex with every woman you meet right +@pzmyers @bugbrennan …… what? +Now to sit back and play Pokemon Blue like the gods intended. Sorry, BeaCon… +@leighhollowell fffffff-!!! +@pokemon_ebooks but… but… eggs! +@WhiteMageSlave ohhhhh riiiiiiight THOSE GUYS Hahaha losers +@DarthNull thatsthejoke.jpg ;) +Terrorism all over the place, exploding factories, massive earthquakes, the only thing left is a Black Plague outbreak +@panther_modern @kaepora the part where they’re “thought to” have “unprobed” links to “hellbent” clerics +Fox News is thought to have as-yet unprobed ties to a radical editor hellbent on destroying journalism +Check out how carefully Fox words things so they can make accusations w/o evidence http://t.co/M4risIG78J ht @kaepora +@ternus decided to stay home this time, in case the entire city catches fire and floods with molasses +@mikko @mrHithron huh, this got lost in a mention flood earlier… … no, except some people think that’s what a DDoS is, but they’re wrong. +@mdowd that doesn’t look nearly lethal enough to be Australian +@ameaijou you’re a cat +@Hyder_Khan @Omgitstamz the average Bostonian is quite the opposite of a redneck, but there’s no denying there’s some racists in the bunch +I’m suddenly really sad that the time I larped as a zombie was before poor college students carried smartphones +@rantyben well, everything in context +@ternus do you play an elf? I bet you play an elf +@ternus never underestimate my willingness to troll people I like, or to beat them with foam and duct tape weapons +@hackedy only if it has a soft foam tip +@donicer @GreatDismal duh @jack_daniel +4) subtweet and see if they defend themselves ;) +1) meet someone cute 2) scope out their github 3) there’s totally a larp app in here +It’s suddenly pouring rain. Considerate of it to hold off this long really +@0x17h people did, nothing happened +@ggreenwald @marshray just because the govt will let him get away with it doesn’t mean we shouldn’t deride it as barbaric +@Dictum anyway there’s a nearly 100% correlation with strangers calling me “Melissa” instead of my twitter handle being obnoxious, so bye +@Dictum anyway there’s a nearly 100% correlation with strangers calling me “Melissa” instead of my twitter handle being obnoxious, so bye +@Dictum or burning down cabins or any of this other wretched nonsense. Next step: make sure suspect’s rights are respected +@Dictum I’m a fan of the fact that we can apprehend terror suspects without shooting up old ladies delivering newspapers +@ioerror the only people I can find “cheering” that are professional politicians. +@Dictum there are so SO many recent examples of cops totally screwing up but we have a massive operation where they, like, apparently didn’t +@Dictum there are people on twitter who posted they said no and nothing happened as is the law amazing I know sometimes it works +@Dictum martial law is when you get shot at, or at best arrested, for the crime of leaving your house +@Dictum see my previous tweet - house searches were by consent - “seek shelter” was not some kind of ultimatum +Today was a day of very heavy police presence and you have every right to not be cool with that but it fell way short of actual martial law +@thegrugq it won’t “keep up.” We’ve been in the “War on Terror” for twelve years and it hardly shows up to a single battle +@deathtolamo I haven’t heard of such an incident, but if it can be evidenced then that’s at least one case of the police acting wrongly +@marcusjcarey I saw someone on twitter who says she said no and that was that +Please keep in mind that no homes were searched without consent and no one was arrested for going outside, this actually *isn’t* martial law +.@GrahamBlog would you kindly sod off? WHAT war? Is there a civil war on I didn’t know about? +People worried about the financial cost to Boston: Boston wants to know if “Zero Tolerance For Terrorism, Inc” prefers cash or debit +@thegrugq who’s tried to hijack an airplane around here recently? Terrorists have *always* known about Very Obvious Targets +@thegrugq and IMO taking this Extremely Personally(tm) is a deterrent to anyone who isn’t planning on being suicidal in the process +@thegrugq that’s true of pretty much any violent crime. If I throw a brick through a window, police will respond +@dani0xE tweetbot +@thegrugq we spend more on storm cleanup a dozen times a winter. +@thegrugq I can assure you Boston considers it worth every penny as we took it personally +@ternus where’s my licensing fee +Crashed for four hours. 700 new tweets. Oh… dear. +@0x6D6172696F is it the bug you and I share where it’s too easy to cast our names to int? +Our government is filled with festering peat bogs like @GrahamBlog who want to get rid of pesky human rights +@GrahamBlog how dare you claim to uphold our Constitution +@GrahamBlog enemy combatant working for which army exactly? +@miuaf I don’t know much about military hardware but they’re the kind that are small as tanks go +The tanks are a show of force… you’re not gonna shoot at one skinny dude with a tank in a residential area +@DrPizza no except in a part of Watertown I think. That’s where the tanks are, as if you can use a tank to target one person lol +@DrPizza the trains are down and we are *asked* to stay inside. +We even crossed through part of Watertown and it was alive and well. The crazy stuff is in a fairly small area +Let me repeat because I’m still seeing it: the entire city of #boston is NOT shut down. People in parks people on corners cars on roads +I hope I am never so glad to have made it home again. If I see this guy I’m kicking him down seventeen flights of stairs +How to tell the Boston police are busy: parked in two hour parking > 24 hours. No ticket. +This end of town is pretty much out and about, the reports that the whole city is "cowering" are false mmkay +Taxi obtained and persuaded +There are a lot of people just now accepting that white Muslims are totally a thing. Now accept most of them are more like the uncle +Why do we even have a street named Laurel? No one in Boston can pronounce that +@kaepora @spacerog many as he is accused of carjacking +@ternus sir are you implying my antenna is not proper +@spacerog it finally did on like the sixth try +Fine, I will see if I can get it on my actual radio, but last night it was too fuzzy +@nemof no luck +Ustream killed. +I may have heard wrong but it sounds like they said the suspect wants to talk to them on cell phone +One thing I’ve learned: accidentally leaving mics open is a major problem for cops +Cancel search for green Honda: they have it +@Jolly I’d like to think Boston is better than that… … especially since the suspect is literally more Caucasian than me +1999 Honda civic, green, POSSIBLY the suspect #boston +@Ammoniak @savagejen yeah I think it’s overloaded +(I’m super ultra for citizen journalism, but don’t try to pass yourself off as ‘the press’) +@kaepora it’s okay, he’s clearly whiter than… hrm… +@zeightyfiv @m1sp it’d be disproportionate if it was a generic police shooting, but these are bombing suspects, not gangsters +#radiotweeting Don’t walk into a manhunt and say “I’m with the press” if you don’t have any sort of press credentials handy +@ternus where are you going anyway +Well-meaning housekeeping asked if I “know what time that will be” when I said we’re staying till transport is open +Okay I give up if @j_tsar is the right guy or not, way too many conflicting reports of “confirmed true/false” :p +@therulerofchina I’m alive +@perel42 hoping to stave off being blacklisted as a tracking server as long as possible I imagine +Quiet but not abandoned #boston https://t.co/YDQaLusZkB +I love how @vineapp will silently fail to post and discard the video #FirstWorldTerrorAttackProblems +@JZdziarski @i0n1c @thegrugq girls are anti-conference she-devils, of course! +@i0n1c @thegrugq I’m sorry you must confront your worst fear +@stevegibson @metropolitanrep it shows 5 am for me. Since it’s right under “Boston” I figured it was eastern time but not necessarily. +@stevegibson @metropolitanrep time stamp on last logged in +@HiveLibrary @puellavulnerata and the city is not / was not on total lockdown. Woke up, looked outside, people. +@HiveLibrary @puellavulnerata just chilling inside because someone nearby is violent with nothing to lose is not stupid or cowardly +@ternus the news says taxis are allowed out again so general traffic movement except for Watertown should be soon +@ternus we cleared it with the hotel that we can chill until the all clear is given, which I assume will happen within a few hours +@evejou @marcusjcarey well that’s kind of the correct response when your nephews shoot up completely innocent people +@ternus we’re still camped out at the hotel, as we were effectively trapped when this started to go down +Their uncle is vehemently not supporting them. None of this “I can’t believe my boys would do this” he’s demanding they take responsibility +I think I just literally heard the suspects’ uncle say they did it because they’re losers. +The hotel kindly agreed to let us blow off the checkout time, and they’re keeping their continental breakfast open indefinitely +@cirdan12 regardless of how one feels about guns, the gun one actually wasn’t total theatre for once +FYI there are both pedestrians and cars around here, it’s not like the city is in total shutdown +Apparently I’m on lockdown. +Awake. Sirens everywhere, unsurprisingly. What is the sitch +@SimonZerafa good morning from a high rise in Boston +I’m not kidding. My manager lives in Watertown. He texted DH that the police blocked the doors to his house. +@jlwfnord @fredowsley with luck we might actually get there by 404 tomorrow. Camping out in the hotel. +The police have barricaded my manager’s house shut to prevent the terrorists from taking him hostage. +In any case the adrenaline rush has crashed hard and I am once again too exhausted to process this. May the morning dawn in peace +So let me fill you in on a secret. The initial guessing based on developing details? That’s actually what the news *is*. +Male coworkers I’ve shared a hotel room with: four (okay, three, if my husband doesn’t count) +@jlwfnord (it’s not the frilly lace up kind) +@jlwfnord back support. +Step 1. Get this corset off Step 2. Don’t cut the sleeping pill in half Step 3. ??? +@0x17h some of us live here you know. +Our room number is 911. On the plus side the clerk told us not to worry about checkout time. +I admire that pizza delivery car. #boston +Looks like we’re getting terrorist-proof hotel rooms on corporate dime +@_larry0 in the lobby, but I hear hotels frown on that sort of thing +@vathpela not quite. I can see several intersections but none anywhere near the crisis +I am considerably more awake now… if you’re wondering I am still at the Source hotel, up several floors, quite safe here. +Personal acquaintances are telling me they heard small explosions so I consider this verified #boston +@_larry0 so I’m huddled on the floor in the CTF room exhausted to the point of tears +@_yossi_ who freaking knows it could be any ol’ crazy pants whackjob who wants to commit suicide by cop +@_larry0 yeah except he decided at the last minute we’re not and he’d just take us home whenever +Oh my gods I can’t even process this Another stupid little bomb Is this real? Not just crazy speculation getting out of hand? Tell me +I am too exhausted to listen to the radio and process what’s going on. Sorry. +@maxtch I mostly use OSX which transparently replaces gcc with llvm +@skyeyemachine this is not the face of poverty this is the face of not bothering to get a room +Techno hobo camp, by request http://t.co/aXicQUDIJ7 +@Jedi_Amara glad you noticed +@maxtch yes, sometimes and not really. +Doing the techno hobo thing, sleeping on a pile of con t-shirts, hugging my bag of computers, in the corner of the CTF room +@DrPizza windowing… apps… I feel you could base an interface on that… but what to call it +Watching the city sidewalk from the fifth floor, some guy is just pacing and kicking poles. Oh now he's dancing #exciting +@blowdart you and I are on a different plane of concern, the big picture, the corner cases, legal stuff +@blowdart but I feel quite sure that one day soon, logging-into-their-Facebook pranks will be as uncouth as sneaking into their house +@blowdart it’s in a state of flux. Technology is changing faster than culture. Kids are making new etiquette faster than parents can teach +@ternus oh yes :3 +So I just noticed Defcon’s CFP is still open for a good while and I must be crazy because… … +@codeferret_ then I have no idea why you need my twitter +DH is trying to steal my phone to post questions to twitter so he can “obtain the answer via hacking” +Source Boston CTF - @quine presides over his domain http://t.co/OHgvIHnEu4 +Source Boston CTF - @djrbliss smiles awkwardly for the camera http://t.co/nXcyh5V5Ij +@demize95 find me when I have my backpack with me :p +Guess whose laptop @codeferret_ had to borrow for the ctf http://t.co/pFegagfhC8 +@binnightbot hi! I try. It breaks a lot of JavaScript interfaces :) +@WeldPond if they were HTML filtering server side *anyway*… +@savagejen what What +@hermanos @vogon because we all know 4chan is racist and it’s embarrassing +@triple5adam well, I’d hope they’re mutual, but one is Old(tm) and they both did the girlfriend namedrop :p +I love how our three letter agencies are so drone-happy but flip out when a civilian helicopter does a flyby +My key Source Boston takeaway: two new infosec crushes +@ternus pro +@McGrewSecurity @mikko @spacerog @dotMudge @WeldPond @dildog @joegrand I can confirm this works +@s_bridges @BernardGaynor @0x17h eww, he has more than two children? What a sham marriage. Everyone knows that. +Remember when sites and services not targeted at children had swear filtering? Oh nineties internet +@VoluntaryMan aliens are not currently in my threat model +@ReinH is that a mod? I've always played vanilla (haven't started a new fort in a while actually) +@cybergibbons I think at this point it would be perceived as increasing police secrecy which wouldn't go over well (I hope) +@jonelf of course I'm simply receiving it better, that's how radio works :p +You know what's cool? Knowing there's going to be police coming down the street before you hear the sirens is cool +@cybergibbons @zeroday yes \o/ +@mikk0j it's free software called SDR# (sharp) +@thoward37 @zeroday Don't give me a transmitter whatever you do. +Especially cool/funny is that one of them was like "I can't hear you it's breaking up" but I could hear both sides // @zeroday +I think I found a walkie-talkie, someone is asking their buddy where the blueprints to some air conditioning thing are // @zeroday +@blowdart uh, yeah, that's kind of the point. You let your friends into your house too. +@blowdart walk up to a teenage girl and ask to see her SMS to her best friend and her boyfriend. Observe. +@blowdart it's very much their concern. Don't confuse being totally open about some things as totally open on everything +Now we're waiting for that moment when culture changes and invading digital privacy is seen as utterly unacceptable whether it's easy or not +History of security: we gave up on perfect locks over a hundred years ago. The lock-and-key is now primarily symbolic. +@zeroday @ra6bit anywhere in the 500mhz range +@0x17h this hotel has a wireless mic in each meeting room that shows up somewhere in the 500mhz range +History of security: the British thought they had an unpickable lock for 40 years until they handed one to an American. Isolation is bad +@0x17h http://t.co/w48I67n9Qa +History of Physical Security: arguably the first "open source" was publicly funded and released lock research in the 1700s +@isa56k @torvos oh I'm sure it is - it's just not something people really think about +@isa56k @torvos oh I'm sure it is - it's just not something people really think about +@JZdziarski I don't really consider "it needs to be jailbroken and you need to know the root password" to be a general iOS vuln... +@judsontwit this only related to on-device stuff, not backups +I like how someone just referred to USB sideloading as "shoving the app in sideways" +@RSWestmoreland @Kufat I think I am listening to some people setting up a stage for a special event, struggling with bulky props +.@torvos ah, sorry - context is iOS +iOS: your contacts stay unencrypted when you lock the device: required for incoming call info +MDM server messages aren't signed? For serious? +@Kufat I can just get up and walk +I have no idea whose microphone I am tapping but it sounds like there's something awkwardly BDSM-like going on in a room near here +@RussMichaels @ternus yes, yes, use gender-based comparisons, implying female organs are associated with inferiority, that'll change my mind +"I think I follow this stuffed animal on twitter" http://t.co/VptMi4PeRR +@niteshad @savagejen @dan_crowley it's just leaky +@ternus they kicked me out of the room because I'm not invited so now I'm charging my doom radio at the badge desk ;( +@ternus you coming to the conf now? Going to the Akamai private lunch? ;( +@savagejen @dan_crowley http://t.co/LkS9KRN5Q3 +@savagejen @dan_crowley it's passive, my radio can't broadcast +@savagejen @dan_crowley I'm in your microphone intercepting your signal +@savagejen @dan_crowley boop da ba doop http://t.co/qjkTAz6uo6 +@ra6bit I found the FM output of the mic in here about halfway between the two frequencies listed on the LCD :) +Never mind, @dan_crowley is wearing a clip-on mic set very very quiet, and I found it :D +I came prepared to intercept @dan_crowley's microphone and he's going bare-voiced +@panther_modern they're here with the president, they're not street cops +@jb33z http://t.co/qaKc0kylUH +@akopa roughly 30mhz to 1.7ghz +"free as in beer and free as in speech - awesome as in kittens and awesome as in missiles" +This radio setup was worth every penny for sheer "freaking people out" value +@sakjur it's because the president is here for the memorial +Boston is chock full of guards with assault rifles - not a good day for the gun-phobic +@KirilsSolovjovs fan fiction writers +Oh! I get it. Congress is a social experiment to measure cognitive dissonance +@akopa we have Pennsylvania for that +@rbf_ no, I’m not advocating that the president is temporary king. I’m saying our congress does the absolute worst job possible. +@rbf_ hahahahahahaha once upon a dream +At this point I wonder why we even have a congress, stupid question I know +@JastrzebskiJ if fifty shades had stayed on the fanfic boards where it was birthed there wouldn’t have been a problem :p +Someone writing fanfic means they liked your story SO MUCH it took over their creative output; it’s probably terrible writing but that’s ok +How to kill all my desire to read your stuff: finding out you’re a jerk to fanficcers. Looking at you Anne Rice +@amanicdroid what I’m saying is: “my dad died in an accident” vs “my dad was murdered”: completely different psychologically +But the human heart accepts accidents. Malice, we know, is always deliberate, we measure it accordingly +How strange that accidents can so readily kill and maim far more people than the most bitter acts of malice +@TheDaveCA \>_</ reasonable policies are hard, let’s go shopping +@TheDaveCA block groups of 255 IPs at a time, I guess. +@chriseng bailed already. +@Nial he blew up their website with DDoS +@Nial lol I take it you are unfamiliar with “tango down” +Not that I advocate DDoS in any circumstance, but… https://t.co/ENceewdjAL +@sixtycastle amazing! A fine specimen of “completely missed the point” in the wild! +@osxreverser what’s wrong with kindle edition? +@m1sp and he’s not gay!!!… I know because he has a girlfriend orz +@m1sp oh my gosh I have a new crush /(^o^)\ +@xa329 yeah that's what I meant - it's not a fan crowd, too many old people and suits +@jb33z yes, and I bought a nylon costume of it, a gray sailor fuku with strawberry pink trim +@jb33z my avatar +@ra6bit @_larry0 @csoandy bingo +Someone told me I should wear my Kasane Teto dress to this con but I think it'd be wasted on most of this crowd +@Brian_Sniffen @erluko everyone at the table already expressed regrets he's not here +@chriseng he saw me doing my happy dance at beansec and thinks it means I can't be a real infoseccer... +Someone at this table is wearing a Casio calculator watch and the person next to him is wearing a pebble +Having dinner with half of Akamai apparently. And @joshcorman. Who still isn't over the dancing thing +@eevee your cat is very lucky to have a human able to seek advanced medical care - good luck +@Saturn500Jared the joke is I’m being literal - he’s coming. +Traffic and security is going to be a nightmare in the immediate vicinity of this Boston hotel tomorrow. THANKS OBAMA +@TheDaveCA that's what the tool was though, name the account and away it goes +@m1sp I really like him and I'm not sure if he can tell I'm hitting on oh gods wait he follows me +@whyallthenoise that's what I'm working on; finding weird noise :) +@focalintent the FM music station range is completely saturated on my display here - a red and yellow blotch +@focalintent both I suppose but I was thinking of radio +@whyallthenoise that's my old house back in Virginia +The noise floor in the heart of the city is so much higher than out by my house +@captcarl13 it is a plastic sword +@waruikoohii wakizashi. +Rare photo of an alpha con-goer in the wild http://t.co/Z0FzmYlfmn +@jb33z which does happen - they got slapped down over GPSs without warrants +@jb33z unfortunately where the FBI etc. is concerned they just assume everything's legal until a judge flips out on them +Is hacking back legal?: the answer is "try it and find out," basically. +@Computermaster ... I actually don't remember. I somehow hit upon it as a magic hex value, and was apparently delighted with it +@greenrd I bet a dollar you're not American ;) +@VoluntaryMan I ride the official clients' case hard because I am disappointed in them but I still love them #toughlove +"Hacking Back is a Bad Idea" by @ITSecurity I assume this is named after me +@ra6bit exactly the sort of thing I wanted to find - I got am sdr specifically to see what I can spy on that people forget about +@ra6bit I recorded it as FM and it is clearly audible +@ra6bit the range looks like this - so much stuff http://t.co/qBJWIevq8K +@ra6bit you repeat yourself! +@ra6bit incidentally that range is crammed full here but I don't see anything resembling his voice pattern +@ra6bit if I can pick it up and identify it, it counts. +@USSJoin SDR Sharp/Windows 8/Acer W700 +@WhiteMageSlave he got over it (he keeps getting lost) +Spying on poor @ternus who is gonna find a mention flood soon https://t.co/NRaAm38eFj +I found @ternus's microphone http://t.co/4cjFr8W4UF +@Beryllium9 @ternus (if you're not your company's security department, don't attack your company) +.@ternus: Attack your org from the outside to get better buyin for fixing the problems you find +.@ternus: think and ACT like the adversary. Be evil to yourself +.@ternus talk: culture of resilience. Ingrain it in the developers that they must overengineer. +.@ternus talk: Akamai has an absolutely staggering attack surface and if they go down, the internet is effectively down. No pressure. +for the love of pizza, I can't select the text of a tweet in Twitter for Windows 8 #uirage +Great, we've reached the stage where idiots call in threats to random public places. There's always someone +@chriseng so I think DH is refusing to pick me up tonight... +@bobpoekert well if you're on the outside of twitter you will hit api limits if you do anything more than proof of concept anyway. +(Note that the thing about computing relationship graphs being too expensive is from the far side of the twitter API - easier on the inside) +A year or two ago there was someone who tried to do avatar analysis on twitter accounts and gave up because of Justin Bieber :p +Twitter talk: finding bots via relationship graphs is too expensive, especially if you don't already know for sure one is a bot +Twitter talk: machine learning is ~80% effective on simple measurements like how many accounts a potential bot tweets to +Twitter talk: Omniture, owned by Adobe, registered http://t.co/MxS9P295th (that's a letter) to fill your logs with ie 192.168.1.2O7 .net +Twitter talk: half of all bots last under forty five minutes. Most go silent of their own accord very quickly +.@secmoose I'd prefer if someone I don't like locks out their account :) +Twitter talk: there are account brute force tools. Implying twitter doesn't implement password lockout? Anyone know? +Twitter talk: the history of spam on twitter is giant spikes being fought back down, baseline steadily rising, for the first few years +Don't answer that +is EVERYONE who works for Kaspersky very attractive or only people they send to do talks? Or do I just have a thing for foreign geeks +IMO asking people not to obsessively speculate over photos of intense interest is asking a waterfall to hold on for a sec +.@jcran shuts off his pwnpad and suddenly my Nexus 7 floods with pending notifications +lol @jcran is attacking one of the open wifis right in front of us, on projector “you all have disconnected right” +The only supernatural phenomenon I believe in is demo demons +I really hate that the http://t.co/bSGrh0jukq manual doesn’t list the last time a page’s actual content was edited. +@nelhage but that’s already what PHP is Good glory +@nelhage holy guacamole you found my next manual masterpiece why does this exist +.@jcran showing pics of retail stores filled with tablet displays - and you know they’re not properly locked down +@AsherLangton @flipzagging 4chan is a racist site. No denying that. But I don’t think they look particularly “brown” anyway +@flipzagging @blaufish_ it’s plausible. You don’t want all cops at a major event to be blatantly cops. +@flipzagging it’s all “maybe.” At this point posting their real names, if 4chan found that somehow, would be irresponsible +Having a backpack isn’t suspicious. Taking it off isn’t suspicious. But when a bomb in a backpack has ALREADY triggered, you check for that. +@flipzagging it wouldn’t be suspicious if a bomb in a backpack hadn’t already gone off. We’re post-suspicion. *Someone* left a bomb in a bag +@blaufish_ @blowdart really it comes down to: they appear to be carrying the right kind of backpack and appear to put it down +@blowdart @blaufish_ they don’t even look “brown” to me. From the photos I thought they were white. +@blaufish_ you can just buy clothes like that here, and order a custom badge or nick one. +.@blaufish_ they could be cops who happened to be right there and soon identified as such. Or looking like cops to avert suspicion. +@hackerfantastic (and our law enforcement specifically asked for crowd sourced photos and videos, so they’re looking at the same data) +@hackerfantastic doodling on public photos is not interfering with an investigation +@EternalTodo yes, but that one was called out as specifically what malware checks for, presumably it’s the most popular +@grp I don’t think anyone ever questioned if he did what the court said he did - only a question of how wrong it was. Public said “not very” +@grp their standards are higher than casual internet discourse, at least… +No, of course the photos aren’t “proof.” Nothing is proof before it even goes to court. Don’t attack people in black jackets :p +@blowdart wrong about what? There’s no personally identifying information. Just circles on photographs +“Greater or equal than” is probably not how to grammar, I admit, but that is how I pronounce the >= operator +@amanicdroid well yes, but I’d expect that most defenders of any language would work primarily in that language +I found everyone on twitter who would advocate for ColdFusion as greater or equal than PHP as a platform. There are two of them +Nothing is as powerful as an angry internet http://t.co/RTavnuTtHc +@meta_alex you’ve probably written more cold fusion than me - I’ve probably audited more code bases for 0day than you :) +@blaufish_ @chriseng both! SE has a nearly 100% success rate and google archiving is forever. +@thegrugq like was discussed in the talk - for a typical business your primary concern is monetary fraud, not stolen intel +.@ra6bit and @dildog just observed neither of them have ever seen me use a physical keyboard. #touchscreenmania +@blaufish_ @chriseng you can unintentionally leak directly to a real outside attacker, that’s often how they do it. +@thegrugq the threat model for Joe’s Business is a little different though. +@m1sp dude you are objectively adorable +I appreciate that @NintendoAmerica memed their own announcement. Hey, at least you’re not making Half-Life… +@nickdepetrillo you. Change your icon. RIGHT NOW +Effective marketing: “everyone who attends our talk gets a FREE light-up ninja sword that makes noise” +Convention convection, n: the means by which trinkets, lost jackets, and checks for second-hand electronics propagate via full-time congoers +This just came to me from Austin by means of convention convection http://t.co/rBjseTwThg +@jenniferbn2 source Boston - the American Boston :) +@jenniferbn2 I’m at a talk ^_^ +Insider threat: tracking geolocation and login time is too noisy in most orgs. Accessing unusual hosts happens. Only worry if ALL are weird +Insider threat: did you know removing an account from Active Directory doesn’t kill open sessions? Oops. +Insider threat: leading indication of fraud is multiple valid employee accounts logging in from the same single-person computer +Insider threat: usually fraud for personal profit, followed by spiteful damage of systems, “spy stuff” is a distant third +Insider threat: The more data you log, however, the more likely you’re going to cause privacy problems. Who has access, what are the limits +Insider threat: though of course log retention is critical +Insider threat: use “soft” investigative methods first. Don’t just start going through computer logs. Keep legal dept involved. +I agree that basic user education is a must even if it can never be 100% effective. Enable people to know what’s always a mistake +@chriseng thinking in general overall terms - there aren’t very many professional moles in the world +Negligent insiders are the most common threat - completely unintentional data leaks far more likely than being betrayed… +@stevelord time to first worlder seeking asylum +Talk on insider threat. Time to Assange: one slide +Re: the @1Password cracker - they’re being pro about it. It’s an interesting insight into how crypto can be weaker than theoretically stated +Trying to figure out if this room has a fake fireplace or this building is just that old +It's important to have good taste in friends - it's more important to have good taste in enemies +@mdowd @nickdepetrillo ;-; when is the funeral, you evil spider +@nickdepetrillo @mdowd noooooooo +*My* gmail is working — google just doesn’t love you. Or maybe you caught the APT +@bl4sty @rantyben the correct term for what’s going on is the Double Dominatrix +@thegrugq @i0n1c you’ve always got me, but I think he blocked me +@rantyben @comex @i0n1c I may not be involved with either but there’s a key difference: I’d kiss comex +@MrBuzzy Stockholm syndrome is a tragic thing ;) +@i0n1c @thegrugq @_frego_ @0xcharlie @dinodaizovi @comex I’m secretly involved with comex to the same extent I’m secretly involved with you +@WesleyFlake ruby python .net even java +@fncombo oh. Then *home* takes you to the top of the page. Tab takes you to the first input box +@leethax0r that’s a discovery of the hackers, not the vuln, afaik +So the Linode hack is blamed on ColdFusion - for love’s sake why do people keep using it, it makes php look professional +@jjarmoc @chriseng @quine seconded +@hypatiadotca @kylemaxwell they’re children - children constructing their fantasy society with other children. They do stuff like this. +@hypatiadotca @kylemaxwell they’re children - children constructing their fantasy society with other children. They do stuff like this. +@hypatiadotca you’re not being very supportive of my decision to come out of the closet as Linux otherkin +@The1TrueSean the first one is deleted. I somehow the wrong word +Efficient 1password cracking https://t.co/d9RQUTpjdM +@hypatiadotca I am a bridge between Teenage Social Activist Tumblr and Passively Privilege-Unaware Twitter +@marshray because you’re too microsoft +@akopa only if spoken in sincerity and accord with our mole brothers and sisters +I’m tricking you into normalizing words like microaggression +Saying “lives in a basement” as an insult is a racist microaggression against the noble mole people +I love it when major corporations post 404s to their own announcements +@MicrosoftIP @MSFTnews 404 +It’s actually kind of remarkable that it’s been a day and a half and no clear idea who’s guilty- extremists and whackjobs alike love to brag +@chadwik66 dare I even ask +Good glory some @arstechnica readers need to figure out not all headlines are 100% literal +@fncombo in what? +@bradplumer @focalintent Africa is a great what +@trevortimm @RepMikeRogers @mattblaze contrary to rumor I am not, in fact, fourteen. The basement part is debatable +@Kufat I’m more of a kicker +said abadidea immediately before receiving a letter that she is banned from Apple campus +So I think I volunteered to beat up an Apple engineer and steal the iOS signing key today +@tapbot_paul was that headline cutoff generated or curated? ;) +@grsecurity what's the point of going back to an older tweet and telling me to get over it? I've been over it +@chriseng think I left my book in your room +@bsdaemon @grsecurity ... But since he doesn't follow anyone it appears to be the project's twitter and I got nothin' against the project. +@bsdaemon @grsecurity he already replied, we've already had our spat ... +@dinodaizovi ... But he was at the wrong Marriott anyway. +@dinodaizovi thank you very much, I'm sorry I had to run off so suddenly +Spot the typo ... at least I hope it's a typo http://t.co/1dZ5UuERYG +@dinodaizovi you seem nice will you be my dinner buddy +Let the record show I am sitting in front of Dear Teammate Brandon’s unlocked Linux machine and NOT breaking anything +#srcbos13 so who is my dinner date +@Beryllium9 contains vulns +An oddly enough, java and .net web apps are much more likely to contain directory traversal than php +Veracode brings the data: ColdFusion leads the pack for XSS and SQLi per capita. PHP is the den of OS command injection +@WeldPond don't call large groups of programmers "guys". I'm calling you out in front of the room next time ;) +Next: bothering Boss http://t.co/EiVecqNfXX +@comex I think @dinodaizovi is officially my rival now he's crazy about you +Best line I've heard all day: "and then this OTHER virtual machine in the font renderer..." +@kherge meh I guess +@0xcharlie @dinodaizovi @comex no +. @dinodaizovi is waxing poetic about the skills of @comex ;) +Next up: I sit in the front row and demand @dinodaizovi smile for the camera http://t.co/6kLl4BNeSF +Holding up the “10 minutes, 5 minutes, 1 minute left” signs and hearing the Sonic drowning song in my head the entire time +Hmmm http://t.co/Q6mljSZuez +Sirens. More sirens. Too many freaking sirens. +Also you really shouldn’t be using FTP for uploading in the first place. Use WinSCP or even bare SCP if you’re cool. Change hosts if needed +Next up: @quine the incredible talking koala on Android appsec (He was blocking me on twitter before @i0n1c made it cool) +@marginoferror yes it's just careless and easily targeted +@brentrubell unencrypted +@xa329 it is, that doesn't matter +@thegrugq but their announcements are so cute +@brentrubell no, CuteFTP isn't malware - it's targeted by malware because it's too easy to recover the stored password +I get such a kick out of how "professional" the Blackhole people are. Malice as a service ! +Don't use CuteFTP - malware scrapes hard drives for your unencrypted credentials to your personal website to host Blackhole #srcbos13 +@comex speaking of conference you should be at Source Boston! :o +@innismir sitting in the second row, one to the left… +@attritionorg @zenrandom that sounds suspiciously like not Massachusetts +@DrPizza … idgi? +@kragen private security, private building, we could have not consented and left. +@sakjur because he missed his flight and can’t make it in time. The *con* isn’t cancelled +This had better be the last time in my life an infosec talk is cancelled because of a terrorist attack. +I saw a tophat in the lobby. I know who that is... +#sourceboston hey could whoever keeps knocking me off the wifi cut it out ! Trying to look at cat pictures here +@DarthNull my connection is really bad but it comes from a site called nooelec +@stoicbird Asus W700 - windows 8 +A cute boy asked to take a picture of my hardware! ... no, literally, I mean the radio +@waruikoohii yup +@ra6bit are you here btw ? +Not suspicious, I'm not suspicious, it's totally normal to have big weird cables sticking out of your tablet http://t.co/WyOmjuKOSq +I wonder if Twitter for Windows 8 correctly insists on certificates. We'll find out #openwifiatacon +@zenrandom @attritionorg speaking of: I don't see him here! LAAAAAAAME +My admission to this con is free but I forgot to officially register. However noone will question these credentials http://t.co/SgoXttgn0r +@MarkKriegsman hyperthreading runs in hyperspace and is measured in hypertime +Oh no I accidentally loaded amazon on this shady wifi oh no there's an order in my cart they got me - game figurine? Nevermind it's just DH +I opened google on my phone and when it noticed I was in Boston it offered me directions to the evacuation hotels +#boston My Verizon cell phone lost data… +@JastrzebskiJ man why you gotta harsh my blogging mellow +@burukuru not directly; all the injured got help and the runners and tourists back to their hotels +@DarthNull 7th floor, street side, I probably have an ear for this +@burukuru well I was thinking a little more specifically as that was yesterday... +@DarthNull going on an hour and a half nonstop. +@NinRac but that wouldn’t be internally consistent with my behavior :) +@waruikoohii also an apartment in your town was searched with consent apparently… +#boston okay I’ve heard sirens nonstop for an hour from the Marriott Tremont. Hashtag is flooded with well-wishes, can’t find why… +@wimremes meh, turns out subtweeting them is easier +@locks I don’t, but I like zenburn and desert +@waruikoohii unmarked buses, couldn’t see if they’re occupied, I assume they’re the buses used to rescue from the lockdown zone yesterday +What’s the etiquette for “dude I know you have a crush on me, spit it out, you’ll feel better” +@m1sp <3 +@vogon —> @eevee +Why am I awake WOW that is a lot of sirens why are police motorcycles escorting those buses #boston +@DeeLove92 I’m not “knocking” anything, I’ve merely spent years of my life studying the history of the church. +@WhiteMageSlave being this awesome isn’t illegal +Case in point wow I totally forgot I had all this weird SDR stuff in my backpack :p +@CastIrony last year before Blackhat/Defcon I actually wrote the hashes of the certs of sites like twitter down on paper XD +@rone iPad ; but it explicitly redirects me so I’m pretty sure that wouldn’t work anyway +@hackedy @homakov I think tumblr gets off easy because there isn’t really any secret data to plunder +I’m so glad https :// http://t.co/FfcweLybVE redirects to plaintext automatically I’m not on hotel wifi at a security con or anything +@SimonZerafa it’s a running joke at V-code that I don’t look old enough to be there +@varmapano @savagejen well yes. But I was marveling at and speculating over 3 fatalities vs 130 to 150 injuries earlier. +@savagejen the acoustics of a narrow city street amplify explosions. Source: I was in Amsterdam on New Year’s Eve once +They’ve already said on the news you can expect public transport to be swarmed with cops tomorrow. +Bostonians: I hate being submissive to the surveillance state but tomorrow would be a good day to double check your bag before you go out +@eevee but looking again, I realize that “they” is a smaller error space +@eevee that +#boston I keep hearing sirens - but of course there’s going to be some any night. #confirmationbias +@_wirepair in any case, we are in the city now, and everything is okay, but the hotel searched us +@_wirepair uh yeah where were you (oh right Japan) (carry on) +I can't imagine having hair that short like what keeps your head weighed down so it doesn't float away +That awkward moment when there's not enough shampoo in the hotel room oh wait I'm sharing it with someone with a shaved head shampoo party ! +@aksansai I suspect it would trigger a specific unit conversion card she doesn't have +Accidentally bumped Siri. Well that's a new one (device is running iOS5 because reasons) http://t.co/faypWVsWA2 +@blaufish_ that's pretty much all Christian groups to varying extents ;) their theological pedigree is not particularly pure +Abadidea's Source Boston "Don't You Tweet This" Count: 2 and the conference doesn't start for 12 hours +@bond_alexander I turned 25 two weeks ago so you're good at this +@watAtwist yup but I went with WBC because they're literally praising their god for the bombings +@WhiteMageSlave they were talking about pushing middle age and the guy says to me "but what are you, 19?" "she's 17" +@bond_alexander how old do you think I am? :D +Boss just told someone I was 17 and they didn't question it. +@blaufish_ llet me know if he says Nazis don't count as Christian so I can double block him :) +@blaufish_ lol I blocked him like two hours ago +@ra6bit I took a class on terrorism in college ;) #TweetsThatGetMeOnLists +Hearing twitter say the type of bomb, detonated on the ground, is designed to take out everyone's legs and incapacitate them - which it did +@panther_modern the reports are accurate - I was listening to the radio - one was triggered deliberately and two recovered for evidence +@ra6bit guess it comes to "did the malicious actor actually know what they were doing" +Me watching TV: "I know this is America but why is *everyone* fat? Oh... 4:3 stretched to widescreen" +@lil_lost it correlated very closely with the most crowded finishing time last year +Am I crazy if I speculate someone specifically designed those bombs to hurt but not to kill people? Or is our luck just good with 130 to 3 +The hotel bar is packed, probably because most places closed early. #Boston +Here I am doing Source Boston setup late at night again. In some ways it feels like it's been years. In others, a week. +@WhiteMageSlave we're fine, I promise! Emergency response has done an A+ job +. @SOURCEConf Boston: they will ask your name / look in your bag at the hotel because of today's events. +@kaepora yeah - at Source +@kragen I live here! :) +We're being searched at the hotel but they're being polite about it +I have the most exquisite knack for unintentional implications in my tweets, mainly concerning my quest for pants +@SabrinaPennello #thats #the #point +@Steve31278 it’s not a scorecard But if you want it to be, look up civilian and “unknown” casualties in our warzones… +@Steve31278 ha, also not true. But I’m not a Christian, so I’m not particularly fond of them. +@Steve31278 and probably forgetting all the American terror incidents perpetrated by white or Asian guys with guns. +@Steve31278 again, you’re extrapolating based on a BILLION people, +Btw I am apparently going to Source Boston tonight, as soon as I find my pants. Will crash with boss, unless I get a better offer :p +@Steve31278 the west +@Steve31278 overgeneralizing large groups by the worst actions of any member is how we got into this mess +@Steve31278 I wish I lived in a world where that was true! But women are punished for being victims here, and there are feminists there. +@Steve31278 “Muslim” is a vague category that covers well over a billion human beings. Of course there are some bad people in there. +@Steve31278 right, because noone who describes themself as a Christian has ever hurt anyone for hateful reasons! +@LJonhny #thatsthepoint +Oh, Westboro doesn’t represent your religion? Well of course they don’t, that’s the point +If you’re going to cite one Muslim as proof that Muslims are happy when we’re bombed, remember Westboro Baptist Church is a Christian group. +.@Robbie some people were still on the one I was listening to; it gently tapered off to really minor stuff. +Emergency radio has gone very quiet. Hopefully that’s that! +@pmocek @ioerror check the time stamps. That was the controlled detonation of the third device. https://t.co/iAzahOnqHU +@PatDollard police say this is a fake story. +@thegrugq re: the bridge it was apparently a footbridge, which makes more sense +@IanAKemp "yeah I'm standing by a blue... a blue... um... !$%&" +@IanAKemp I heard it once - ironically, simply because he couldn't remember the word for the type of thing he was standing near XD +Impressed with the good job responders have done helping everyone get back to their hotels or find the people coming to pick them up +@landley the professional radio stations don’t have so much static though - this emergency radio is a mess ! +@paisleyboxers looks like he’s harping on the fact he’s not technically employed by anyone as a columnist +Is @erikrush really a non-parody account? What a wretchedly hateful person. +@CyborgCode but in general, being good at context switching +@CyborgCode well today is a little higher volume than usual because I’m in Boston! +@savagejen emergency response is on the ball. After the initial explosion, everything has been about protecting and helping civilians. +I don’t unconditionally agree with anyone I defend. I don’t even unconditionally agree with myself +@grsecurity good thing I don’t know very many people like that! +@thegrugq @grsecurity you never let me get in any fights by myself :( +@grsecurity okay, sure. I think you’re a jerk. I think you’re rude, arrogant, and trust to technical accomplishments to cover for you. +@grsecurity wasn’t involved in? It was on reddit, that’s not really how that works :p +@michaeldinn radio +Okay, now one of the packages they’re investigating is smoking for an unknown reason. #exciting +@thoward37 not really a camping out in the public infrastructure kind of place - it was sleeting here like two days ago +@Hyder_Khan because I’ve spent the last three hours trying to understand people on the emergency radio and some have poor radio voices +@chronic I’m not Canadian or French but that just looks weird +Now they’re going to investigate a backpack stashed under a bridge - I think they said Waltham? Probably a false positive +All in favor of banning people with deep voices from operating radios say "aye" in a clear, high-pitched voice ;) +@grsecurity Actually I was of the opinion you were reading too much into it - upset over points I simply can't find in the text. +@grsecurity (and I didn't feel like drawing out your trademark condescending remarks, that's why I subtweeted. Oh, look!) +@grsecurity you know reddit doesn't send a new orangered when someone edits a reply, right? That's not exactly a reading comprehension thing +@hemantmehta @WBCSays if it turns out there is a hell, it’s just barely large enough to hold their building. +@miuaf I really can’t figure out why he’s flipping out at @no_structure and my attempt to ask was completely discarded +@fredowsley everyone from work and our infosec friends are accounted for. Don’t use the cell network, use iMessage etc. +@fredowsley everyone from work and our infosec friends are accounted for. Don’t use the cell network, use iMessage etc. +@ralpost @Codepope the context was spender of grsec, but it applies pretty generally :p +There are a lot of conflicting reports about the cell network outage being deliberate and just being overwhelmed. #boston +@akopa I enjoy /r/netsec as mostly being a good news source/discussion center. Get in some good scraps though ;) +@xa329 … “spender” is someone’s name in this case ;) +Like is there some rule that you can’t be a major open source contributor without being incredibly hostile to anyone who has different goals +Back to infosec drama: spender will quietly move goalposts if you call him out on being a jerk. And signs his reddit posts for some reason +@ra6bit I suspect it’s that nothing you’d consider a “burner phone” works on LTE so they didn’t bother. +Based on people saying they DO have service, they apparently think no one would buy an LTE phone for their bomb ;) +@rgov @1DScoop they’re clearly excitable, but they are not the OP of the image, it went viral, can’t find the source for sure. +@rgov so I'm all for having a high level of taking-stuff-seriously until we know for sure we have a solid lead +@rgov usually there's a rash of false positive bombs after a bombing, but this one has had a rash of actual true positives; +@rgov there is of course every chance in the world it’s a photographer or spectator, but still interesting enough to check out. +@rgov it’d only be paranoia if nothing had happened and one was worried abstractly about someone on the roof being suspicious. +(The person on the roof could of course just be a photographer, that's a reasonable thing to do. But still a good lead...) +Sounds like they can't get the people coming from New York patched into their comms systems? +@dridus http://t.co/Y3NooCLtJV I could get out my SDR, but this is handling the load quite well +@dridus (a bystander reported this to them afaict) +@dridus police radio +@PwnieExpress @SOURCEConf just stay off the roads right now! Hunker down and have some local brews :) +#boston #marathon looking for suspicious black male with black hoodie, black backpack, turned away by security 5 mins before explosion +@ataraxia_status @eevee they’re looking to ID the driver to determine if it was legitimate charity or a bomb smuggling attempt +@ataraxia_status @eevee they showed up at the delivery gate at the hospital and were turned away because they weren’t expected +They are looking for a yellow Penske truck that attempted to gain access to hospital and was turned away: may or may not be legit #boston +@eevee the prior is strongly supported by the first responder radio, at least. +@_larry0 @chriseng we’re a town and a half outside the city proper. I doubt it’d be practical to get in for many hours yet. +I just literally heard an officer say “pics plz” (of before and after I think, I’m not positive) +@chriseng (I assume everything will be all clear by tomorrow morning) +@chriseng I was thinking about hitching in a ride to the conference tonight but that doesn’t seem practical at the moment +@DarthNull so even if a route is open now it might not be in twenty minutes. +@DarthNull stay at the airport for a while. They’re still looking for more devices. Multiple ones have been found +@aaqian are you in the city w/o cell access? Just stay inside a private building. All the risk is in public places +@WhiteMageSlave I'm a very unintentionally successful tumblrite http://t.co/Hrh225WW4Y +(Kind of surreal seeing my tweet of warning get copy-pasted to other social networks - true viral messaging in progress) +@ra6bit that’s where I’m at - some of these people I simply can’t make out +One officer is flipping out about the signal problems - it’s strong enough but it’s not decoding properly +@gsuberland at this point it could be for any reason, as there’s no evidence or groups claiming responsibility +@waruikoohii all I made out was JFK +Sounds like they found *another* incendiary device (I'm having trouble understanding the feed, it's very fuzzy) +@Nial those processes are largely automated +Sobering reminder that this sort of thing occurs in some countries all the time. +@jack_daniel I’m still catching up to the very newest tweets, but I’ve seen surprisingly little of that +@jack_daniel well in the 40 minutes since you posted this, it’s unambiguously a bomb now :( +Sounds like there is about to be a controlled explosion of a discovered device #boston #marathon +@AmberBaldet volunteer here - I was outside the city proper - will be there tomorrow assuming this doesn't all go to hell :) +@SimonHoneydew We are a brave city, emergency services is on the ball and all victims have been rescued +All victims rescued. Witnesses being evacuated to Copley(?) Hotel #boston +@okoeroo the first one wasn't :( +Probably a bad time to make a joke about Boston police overreacting to things that look vaguely like bombs so uh keep your backpacks on +Whatever you do, do NOT drive through Boston or take the subway right now. The emergency radio is buzzing with more possible bombs +@chadwik66 I meant wait minutes +Do you ever by coincidence refresh reddit two seconds after someone replies to you and you wait so you don’t seem over-invested +Check it out, the face of medical patent evil: @myriadgenetics +@BadAstronomer the real purpose of metric is just to make snow depth sound more dramatic, isn’t it! +@PwnieExpress is this in Boston? See you tomorrow :) +(I realize they were trying to fit all their hot issues into one tweet, but the result sounds just a wee touch over-violent) +@willjohansson @AsherLangton again, they were just trying to cram too much in one tweet and the result just sounds surreally violent. +@willjohansson @AsherLangton shooting someone who means to shoot you is a completely different question from shooting someone picking plants +@AsherLangton @willjohansson (and IMO gunning down plant thieves with assault rifles is way more immoral than thieving some stupid plants) +@AsherLangton @willjohansson I imagine that’d go down to the levels of generic robbery if it was fully properly legal to grow +@willjohansson … I realize they’re just trying to fit as many issues as possible into one tweet, but the result is absurd :p +@willjohansson since they’re implying marijuana being legal, which is fine, in what reality would you need to gun down pesky garden gnomes +Um… is this political party casually advocating lethal force to protect your freaking garden patch? https://t.co/JdNdjE9FQD +@lindseybieda @puellavulnerata why would you assume male when most western cultures have more distinct female names anyway? :p +@wimremes but the question is, are you in love or in hate? http://t.co/HT2MGIdB0h +Especially confusing is that I land on the tumblr *signup* page and get the error that the account exists when I try to log in :p +@vogon I’m not sure if that’s an ironic ask, but simply reloading tends to work :) +Chrome iOS is doing this thing where it keeps temporarily losing my login cookies for sites like reddit and tumblr +@theproweb and Windows 8 in the bag +@maradydd @attritionorg @wimremes the infosec industry should buy a mansion in a country with no network regulations and all move there +@DarthNull actually I don’t think we’ve met in person yet! +This java patch announcement is so casually glorious http://t.co/UBbKVcq3VI +@m3hr :D +@Twirrim and turn to stone every morning?! +@ReinH he doesn’t really need ranged weapon skills because he can withstand a barrage while he closes distance +Since I am a non-intimidating person with a penchant for carrying electronics, my primary life partner guideline was brute strength :p +@waruikoohii glorious +@JavaKrypt see next tweet :p +Why yes indeed I do make a good target for robbery thank you for noticing +So my plan is to wear Google Glass, a smart watch on each wrist and an iPhone in my pocket and three laptops/tablets in my bag #cybernetic +@focalintent allegedly the alpha of the SDK *is* out. And they haven’t sent this to the SDK mailing list. +@blowdart the date I saw was 2004, so not quite literally ;) +@blowdart the fact that I had never heard of it until about an hour ago suggests it was maybe not a success :) +Funny how Apple, Samsung and MS all seem to be chasing after smart watches because of a Kickstarter for a simple device. +@chriseng #schadenfreude http://t.co/3ECwrR2MBA +@grsecurity @no_structure http://t.co/DWcaDp8SxS +@marcusjcarey that would be the most consistent way, you’re right. +@marcusjcarey another really good question, actually +@marcusjcarey obviously this is actually pretty complicated. But that’s why we need some better legal protections than we have now… +@marcusjcarey oh, that’s *from* the outside to the inside; I was thinking from the inside. +@yourserversdown @marcusjcarey you don’t need a “digital postal service.” Just a legal acknowledgement that it’s private communications. +@marcusjcarey work email is slightly different in that it’s the communications of the company itself, so the company can look at it +@grp well what else would you expect to find when breaking into a lawyer’s email? +@marcusjcarey of course! Just because it’s technologically easy to sneak a peek doesn’t mean it’s ethical. +If the American APT didn’t “see any privileged communications,” that’s primarily because they casually redefine email to be non-private. +@jsjohnst value range analysis +@whereits value range analysis +"Chapter 5: Overlapping Memory Accesses" finally made it to the exciting part ! +@joelknighton ding ding ding 🔔 +"Implementing the model is mere engineering." Well if that isn't the most mathematician thing I've ever heard +@davidjayharris it was a temporary protection against @VUPEN which was unintentionally too broad and hit normal users :) +@davidjayharris Ha, I knew what it'd be without clicking, long story short it's not my fault ;) +@vogon @focalintent no but same genre ! +Kill... me... tell @focalintent I tried. http://t.co/J0AD1LMRi0 +Anti-protesters say protesters should be “grateful” they’re not attacked. Oh England, you think you’re a funny bloke! http://t.co/XibADlIY7J +@joelknighton it’s about static analysis of c +If they introduce a variable that’s a treble clef I’m (╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻ +This math book has progressed to using sharp and flat musical symbols in equations. I have no idea what’s going on +@WhiteMageSlave “my”? “Our” :p +@maradydd @kragen *shrug* I felt I would be remiss if I did not say something +@maradydd @kragen … it’s a personal degradation that doesn’t really have anything to do with the argument except hurt feelings. +@maradydd @kragen IMO deliberately using the wrong name is the same thing as deliberately using the wrong pronoun with transgender people… +@pod2g 😈 +@maradydd it’s perfectly reasonable to dislike her but she had her last name legally changed and for a good reason, :( +Said someone who doesn’t like Bloomberg’s proposals: “he should just shut his mouth & run NYC” Welcome to Contradiction Town, hate your stay +This simple post on the early days of bitcoin sudden takes a hard right turn at Whammysville https://t.co/KipTuyv2Bz +@donicer except the ban was blocked by the courts +@kaepora Windows 95 logo is best logo +@nelhage D: +@savagejen \o/ eeeeee +@ra6bit #itscomplicated +Whoa wait Source Boston is Tuesday? Aren’t I working that show? I should probably tell @codeferret_ +@Kufat lol it’s a knife in the iOS font. Explicitly a kitchen knife though. +@ra6bit in general, to greater or lesser degrees, depending :p +@ra6bit rather you just happen to be mostly on the default settings so it’s never an issue? ;) +.@Computermaster actually I rarely encounter people who think “girls can’t computer” anymore, rather, “girls are weird wahh go away” +@IanAKemp I donno, I guess I’m a gentle sleeper. +@ohunt yes. “Well if a few people are mean to you specifically because you’re a girl, have you tried being gender-neutral” +And I swear to the gods of the internet I will cyber-shank the next person who suggests I should simply conceal my gender 🔪 +@ra6bit when you engage with one, you’re not engaging with an abstract intelligence but a set of beliefs about who that person is. +@ra6bit example: on reddit, “anonymous” comments are written by young, reasonably well-educated western men by default. +@ra6bit humans are humans, we maintain an awareness of each other’s perceived physical existence and fill in blanks with stereotypes +@NM_Jeff no, they’re players in an MMO +@wimremes non-player character (in a video game) +Illustrated my dream of a boy telling me about my future http://t.co/GpWg60Cdhd +@pod2g if you can get him to look you in the eyes - he seemed too shy to talk to me at Blackhat :) +@pzmyers @EuropeanAtheist @secupp (which only drives home the point that someone can only truly “represent” you by consent) +@pzmyers @EuropeanAtheist @secupp that’s definitely the first time I’ve seen Myers and Cupp in the same sentence… I hope it’s the last :p +@rantyben @evad3rs and I’m the retro hipster who keeps on insisting @comex was better +@donicer statement retracted, replaced with “bro I think you like Mewtwo too much” +@donicer this sounds like the tweet of someone too old to have played Pokemon first hand ;) +(He said “you’re a ‘girl’ not a ‘woman’ in infosec. If you were older and no longer cute, many things would be different, many worse”) +An NPC in a dream actually said something profound to me about gender relations that still makes sense after I woke up. Hmm. +@0pcode no higher honor +Lol @ people who think “nerd” is an insult +"Keep this quiet - I heard this casino is run by Team Rocket" The sign on the door says Rocket Game Corner #storiesforkids +@Kufat yeah +@m1sp Mispy just because that's your origin story doesn't mean it's everyone's +@Kufat my stepsister's kid, I assume. Though as far as I know my mom hasn't murdered her +Pokemon trainer regrets the Bitcoin crash https://t.co/4v0ZARVEa4 +My mother texted asking if I wanted to adopt an unspecified 6yo. That's not suspicious at all +No YOUR after-midnight tweets sound high +Who was the first person who thought “you know, selling bread with sauce and cheese on it isn’t enough. I’m going to bring it to their door” +The song I made earlier ( https://t.co/z5jCYw0sV6 ) goes with this cutie (yes I think highly of my own characters) http://t.co/K71kPuiLTY +@profoundlypaige the internet *is* my friends +@kaepora *tilts head* +@paniq @0x17h where can I get some privilege filter glasses like he’s wearing +@The1TrueSean that's kind of beside the point at this point +@m1sp are you around? I really need to vent XD +@tsdNull ppmck (I hate trackers) +@mentalguy I mean “learned by making that mistake.” +Listening to everyone’s stories: am I the only one who’s never drank who nonetheless knows not to drink on an empty stomach +@dancapper also he’s naive and drank without having eaten yet today (we didn’t know this) +@dancapper lol uh as opposed to the carpet +Achievement unlocked: someone got wasted for the first time in our house. Made it to the sink. Get this kid a medal +His wife just showed up and dragged him away screaming (her, not him). I’d ask how she knows our address, but we moved into their old apt. +Let the record show that @GWakaMurray is not allowed to ever drink half this much in my house again. +@porsupah cards against humanity +@xEAxEA are you going to make me decode this +@xEAxEA are you going to make me decode this +@Wxcafe cards against humanity +There are currently five (5) young drunk men in my living room. They seem to think CAH is more interesting than my Pokemon game +@kevinlange same thing; most C syntax is just sugar on pointers :) +Understanding pointers to pointers in C: my husband’s best friend’s wife’s brother is cute. +@RouteLastResort lol um if you want to I guess :D, just don’t make millions ;) +@NaNoWriMo #nanothon when I owned more notebooks than books +@misuzulive … okay, I have to ask what’s the story there. +@no_structure science is science ! And Nintendo science is best science. +@Ionustron (and when I do soundfonts, it's the Cello and Oboe Extraordinaire Orchestra) +@Ionustron I like cellos and oboes. Like, a lot. So all my envelopes approximate those XD +My chiptune was just compared to Dragon Warrior, I'm a happy badidea :') +Cute facebook bug http://t.co/YPAOcUgRxP +I woke up and wrote another chiptune https://t.co/CYxUQpuNam +@misuzulive so you haven't seen this picture then? :p http://t.co/QhxIVXN2Ug +@misuzulive I do have it you know, but it's packed in the closet at the moment +@misuzulive kinda creepy that you have a picture of me in your car ;) +@misuzulive ... yes? +@misuzulive matches better that way +@JackLScanlan 😑 +So Psy (the Gangnam Guy) has a new song - reasonably catchy ! http://t.co/4LORxJWlg4 +@ioerror uh, why? If anyone is using that in a real world environment … +@m1sp @WhiteMageSlave so last thing before I fell asleep I thought of a melody and I still remember it and I'm gonna chip it \o/ +@Ordog23 thanks - I went to a party store and they had a huge Mario wall sticker kit really cheap. +@comex so true story I woke up and figured I had dreamed this +@comex I hope @ElderScrolls / Jeremy Soule got their cut ! +@puellavulnerata @GreatFireChina they tweet errors encountered in China. +@kherge not really, as Pokemon is hand-written assembly, so that would take massive restructuring +Suddenly I am drawing a pokemon-style RPG tileset (a black and white world with color accents) +Your husband might be drunk if he complains about the internet for an hour and then is surprised you reboot the router on him +@jesster_king um, you don't need pics, just look up Lt. Surge +@jonelf hang on while we grab the wii, wii-u, xbox, two different 3DS's, ... +There are fourteen devices attached to our home router right now and we're not even trying. #threegeeksonehouse +I don't remember some of these lines... http://t.co/ONHCQfAfab +@nullwhale I figured it’d be in the home button. +@nullwhale if anyone can make it work, they can, and if they can make it work, it makes perfect sense. +There’s a rumor the 5S will have a fingerprint reader - no more annoying PINs, but what’s more fun than security with analog fuzziness? +@notch I think you deserve it; video games can and do affect culture, and yours has a positive creative effect. +Controller… won’t reach… beanbag… let console hang off TV stand by its cables! +@cgiffard and he’s hiding out of paranoia and the first thing he does is flip out and say you wouldn’t make it on the battlefield. +@cgiffard “Lt. Surge! They call him the Lightning American!” +Like, that is the Japanese cartoon character stereotype of Americans. Gun-toting maniacs who saw horrible things in the war. … :( +Funny how in Pokemon Red/Blue, there is someone explicitly referred to as American - and he’s a veteran suffering from PTSD. +Abadidea Plays Pokemon Blue: Delete an older move to make room for TAIL WHIP? [Yes, No, Oh Heck No] +@robertszkutak well even if you don’t formally “win” getting ranked like that already is winning +@OxbloodRuffin well, it isn’t, but I wouldn’t expect the PLA to start using Google Docs :) +@CrappyCodingGuy yes, and blasphemy. It's a replacement for *photoshop.* +@blaufish_ @dildog they are the names of common logical fallacies https://t.co/XS0yGzANdP +Pop quiz: what do these colors have in common? http://t.co/zXmU1UWt7K That's right: nothing! except being hideous! And in Windows 8. +@mikk0j @wimremes you know, there *are* gradients of emotion between love and hate :) +Note: to my mild astonishment, it actually recovered the image automatically, so I'm not out my two minutes of hard scribbling work. +mspaint.exe has crashed. I have been using this program for TWENTY YEARS what do you MEAN IT HAS CRASHED +@mikk0j I uh, do use a touchscreen or seven :) +@focalintent oh I can think of five or six softies who follow me, but they’re not really in User Experience Land. +@mikk0j with some polish, metro *can* be a wonderful touch interface. Metro IE10 is fluid and lovely - but lacks corner case features +There really are things I genuinely like about Windows 8, but there are so, so many little annoying things +@diffkid and implies that straight and poly are inherently at odds. Ha, sure. +@vogon if it was you, please step into my office 💣 +@vogon I mean specifically whoever decided on that hideous shade of green used for Store tile. I need that human’s attention. +I feel like doing a long-form critique of Windows 8, but is there a snowball’s chance anyone with any influence at MS would ever read it? +@dildog http://t.co/F8vJd9IfwB point 9 +I’m 100% for flexible, relaxed notions of marriage, but @salon is falling into disappointing stereotypes of bi http://t.co/PtM7er38ze +@spacerog either it was a transient error or not Verizon’s doing +@The1TrueSean @codeferret_ lying isn't trolling +@The1TrueSean @codeferret_ umm well he's wrong we've never been to the Lemon Tree. Ever. We went to Lanna Thai. +@The1TrueSean um, okay? ..... you know there's more than one Thai place within an hour of here, right? :) +@The1TrueSean you apparently haven't been there I promise it is literally a wagon. +Look it's rainy and no-one can stay awake can we just all concede defeat and go home +@The1TrueSean um... yes it is ? +OH: "I never spoil any of my grandchildren" surrender your grandmother license +Rainy day at the Thai wagon. Yes it's a literal wagon grafted onto the chef's house, it's packed wall to wall http://t.co/PJu8lERRbQ +Someone tell @codeferret_ we’re inviting people over this weekend to play video games and eat pizza and that’s that +@rantyben definitely slightly stabby 🔪 +@thorsheim they all do, it’s just a question of how hard +Current status http://t.co/9Bobou3Fyk +@snare yes I suppose *physical contact to metaphorically indicate emotional support* +@snare hang on I need to find a coin to determine if I give a sincerely empathic response or a trolling one to conceal my social anxiety +@snare whoa there emo pony I think someone needs a hug +If you downvote a purely technical comment and don’t explain why it’s wrong, you’re wrong +@rantyben @thegrugq http://t.co/WOxmHxCQyN +@rantyben @thegrugq sir are you calling me fat Because by local cultural norms I am most definitely not +@thegrugq @rantyben that’s the OTHER Burlington in the tiny northeast corner of the country! Gods learn some geography +@rantyben @thegrugq just checking: you don’t know my address, right? More specifically than America anyway +@pod2g @evad3rs I think he is not very good at just saying he likes somebody :D +@beist don’t think I’ve seen it in any binaries I’ve cracked open - for x64 that would mostly be llvm +My hobby: doing an Unattended Monitor Photo Tour of the office +@bSr43 <3 <3 <3 literally features while I sleep +@JackLScanlan @dresdencodak my gods never before have I wanted a Nintendo plot to be handed over to an outsider +@bSr43 while you’re there, may I have an option to export the asm without the address columns etc. so it’s “valid”? Pretty please <3 +@jyrow5 it can handle four color mode used in dual GB/GBC mode but not full color +@jyrow5 it contains in it all the Gameboy hardware (except the screen) and plugs into a Super Nintendo +I cannot tell you how much it pleases me that the Zapper still makes the exact same sproing sound after a lifetime. +@grayj_ that’s what he — sorry. +It's a Gameboy... with no batteries... and TV-out... and SNES controllers... http://t.co/WRhpsKpO3S +@entityreborn that's covered under smartphone ;) +@RSWestmoreland what did you do to yours, throw it off a bridge? +@TechJournalist in the closet. I don't have a power supply for it actually ! +@MalwareJake yes and not tonight Do you know how hard it is to render a 6502 machine with no disc nonbooting :) +Technology changes, hearts do not https://t.co/lHgjiAiwXp +Welcome to my house. http://t.co/qANPBN2tHF +@m1sp @jesster_king you misunderstand me: a *correct* touch interface uses the pixels it has to scale to intended size clearly as possible +@jesster_king resolution only affects how *clear* the image is on a mobile interface. Physical size of elements matters. +@bSr43 *nudge* hai! On Windows it is segfaulting when I try to export the .asm :( +@jesster_king the tweet about ahh the shampoo is arranged neatly ahh +No-one eight-bits like Gaston http://t.co/k80Lbfecke +@The1TrueSean @apiary @codeferret_ also you forgot to do the math of how long it takes to paint thousands of pixels vs. playing video games +@The1TrueSean @apiary @codeferret_ I don’t think he can distinguish between colors +@The1TrueSean @apiary >steady hand > steady > *trip* +Ooh a Nintendo controller bed set — it’s *painted*? Sorry I am not responsible enough to take care of painted pillows +@apiary I found someone on etsy who will paint pixel art on the face of furniture for $300 I think that would be really neato +Another example of our markov bots being a little too sentient https://t.co/1YoWV70FFU +The answer is, of course, Etsy and the Land of Deep Wallets. http://t.co/qEr0xKqhiK +So I was thinking: we should just do the whole house Nintendo-themed. Where can I get NES furniture? +@SurprisingEdge huh… I’ll have to check. +@thegrugq @ra6bit well that’s not weird and suspicious at all +@thegrugq @ra6bit your problem is probably the Department of Defense root cert. +@rhysmorgan @JackLScanlan @dannolan (remember, otherkin is just a form of Middle School Disease. Don’t stress about it :) +@rhysmorgan @JackLScanlan @dannolan yeah I’m calling Poe on this one. An entire major otherkin blog turned out to be a stealth parody. +@focalintent I don’t know how I am chord, but my keys are all over the place (and apparently very “foreign”) +@rlehmann @thegrugq or America. +@hemantmehta I wouldn’t take the advice of a man whose life decisions were so poor he ended up appointed to a position in Detroit. +@chriseng @The1TrueSean hacking security quiz is the most indisputably valid way to pass security quiz. +@0x17h my uni got over that phase. Their new buildings combine proper Roman architecture with glass fronts. +@lastres0rt yeah it's concave for some reason +Came home to this. http://t.co/ZKEdf2QlXm +@RSWestmoreland @savagejen there are literally ranches in Texas bigger than Rhode Island +DH used Firebug and Burp to make sure he got a perfect score in a security training quiz. I'm... I'm so proud +@savagejen I refuse to be associated with Rhode Island! +@eevee I'm actually bad at distinguishing individual people. I don't know why my brain tracks facial data this way. +@The1TrueSean http://t.co/aFjUUTQ9Fl +@eevee I can tell the Irish from the Italians in Boston, who are both different from Germans further south, etc. All in the nose! +@savagejen that’s a New Hampsha thing! +@traskjd it’s not so secret when it’s the stated reason :) +@trufae http://t.co/DgW9LRU2mN +@vogon I feel like this is by design. Public schools seem to meticulously avoid history that happened within living memory. +Wait, Borowitz is one of those parody things, right? Darn. I’d like to see that that Windows 8 support call. +Look I don’t know a lot about economics but Mt. Gox simply suspending trading because they feel like it seems ridiculous. +@marshray it’s sad, she looks like a nice young lady, who probably doesn’t know that it was stolen from a home. +@RSWestmoreland actually the hardware win key + power key is mapped to that on this tablet. +@jack_daniel I update this thing multiple times per week! +Bonus points: it works fine at the login screen implying there’s a soft keyboard per login session but I still can’t kill the process +… the Windows 8 soft keyboard is stuck unresponsive on the screen. I can’t End Task. I have to reboot because my keyboard crashed. +@WyattEpp @dkdsgn almost as many, but for touch interfaces, you scale to desired real world size. +@echristo how do I git pull from the future :( +Wasn't there some project that converted x86 to llvm IR? I can't find it now. +@wickux I don’t understand why Samsung has so many different models within *one* company. They need to cut it down to 5 or 6. +I know that previous RT was obnoxiously newlinish, but it really drives the point home: android is *hard* to do good UX for +Still reading that math book. Maybe this unsatisfiable polyhedron needs more realistic expectations in life +(That link came from me googling “AT&T microchip” to find out if there ever even was such a thing) +Intel syntax for Intel chips, AT&T syntax for AT&T chips! http://t.co/aIltBAOfkp +@sarahnadav geometrical patterns +There’s a wall here that suddenly populated with blank postit notes recently. They keep rearranging. I’m kind of freaked out. +@inversephase technically correct even though it sounds funny... +@codeferret_ @GWakaMurray I can't get texts to go through. Where's my lunch ride +@rone well, it *is* technically illegal, and carries the risk of accidentally DoS'ing or otherwise making it worse +@CaucusRacer google is doing that thing it does where it knows too much. Happy birthday +So it turns out that New Housemate a) does have a twitter b) follows me c) thinks I need to seek counseling about the shampoo thing. +We're up to *35* counts of code signing certificates stolen from game companies. Mostly those cute Korean ones... http://t.co/Siq99cp3jS +Someone went around exploiting the postgresql bugs to leave kindly notes on the filesystem to patch. http://t.co/hVCbYtfoN9 +I like this guy's definition of winning a video game: more bytes going more up!! http://t.co/Fu9C8Kh0fD +@Davey_Hu well I was working from iPad ;) +I didn't notice the timestamp on this bug until the comment where they question if cellphones can do the 64-bit math https://t.co/3HPlDXyPb3 +@Davey_Hu ...? +Everyone’s talking about the evaders’ slide deck but I can’t get the darn thing to load. +@_wirepair I contend I definitely saw a picture of you with your wife in a yukata +@_wirepair @fredowsley look stop trying to dazzle me with all your different words for ways to make a tall skinny guy look ridiculous +@fredowsley (I’ve seen @_wirepair in one, I know you can manage it) +@fredowsley yukata, Fred. I mean the yukata. +@fredowsley yukata, Fred. I mean the yukata. +@fredowsley please to be posting full photo of you in dress for my Embarrass On Demand folder +Good morning! Abadidea's Guide to Internet Arguing. http://t.co/F8vJd9IfwB Intent matters. Behavior matters. Context matters. +@DarthNull idk but Google did officially attempt to purge Android of them. +Another Windows app store gem: YouTube video downloader. I would avoid hosting a paid TOS Violator Kit of my competitor's product +@amanicdroid it's an app called "World of Warcraft" I think it literally displays a twitter search for "wow" +Like does Microsoft not realize that filling the store with transparently fake brand name apps doesn't do them any favors +Oh look, the Windows 8 store approved an app called "World of Warcraft" which uses the official logo. And has GPS permissions. +.@silentbicycle I think I'll start putting Schadenfreude down as my corporate sponsor +... as long as it's not in software *I* run, of course. #PoweredBySchadenfreude +#ThreeWordsSheWantsToHear unpatched RCE nday +@whitemageslave #nationalsiblingday +Why do the timestamps in Twitter for Windows 8 think I am in Europe? I've filed jira tickets at 2am before but give me credit it's 10:20pm +@iDark_Link No it won't. You see aliens because iOS simply lacks the Unicode symbols. It says "you are on a desktop" +@L0sPengu1n0s only in metro +@iDark_Link really? Because no-one else does... What does it say? +Windows 8's autocorrect is incredibly dumb. Like someone has a patent on stupid obvious techniques they didn't want to license :/ +@L0sPengu1n0s it says "you are on a desktop" in weird Unicode letters +http://t.co/h8PFyIzCNs very long guide to ARM chips currently or soon to be in consumer electronics +@chriseng @focalintent Darnit not the database I was hoping for +@ShadowTodd all I want to know is if he ever published this opinion before Mr. Ebert’s death? +@JackLScanlan @dannolan and time and time again we’ve seen that to dethrone a standard you must be *way* better +@JackLScanlan @dannolan traditional notation is not particularly optimal I’d imagine, but that doesn’t look any simpler +Being a crazy woods hobo is fine and good as long as you don’t steal from disabled children to enable it… http://t.co/wC8h6yxInf +Apparently someone on reddit gave away large amounts of bitcoin immediately before the crash http://t.co/GJg1KIgkCl +@hidgw it’s working! ;) +@nickm_tor well that’s oddly Wiccan. +@jeremywsherman well too bad because I’m a computer scientist who bought a book on computer science and this is *extremely* user-hostile +@jeremywsherman or… like … *words*? +@jeremywsherman it’s a book. It uses three different A’s and an ‘a’ on one page +@jeremywsherman I don’t see how that illuminates slightly different fonts for the same letter meaning different variables at all :( +@jeremywsherman well I was reading "A bla bla Cursive A bla bla bla Bold A" +Also apparently anti-Windows Chrome because it just has to be special +@DrPizza casualty of war +Check it out, anti-smartphone DRM: 𝖸𝗈𝗎 𝖺𝗋𝖾 𝗈𝗇 𝖺 𝖽𝖾𝗌𝗄𝗍𝗈𝗉 I'm patenting this +@thegrugq @WeldPond yes, but apparently it’s not good PR to say that too often. +@chriseng gods FINALLY ! (I hope you mean the database I am constantly complaining takes too long to query) +@albert_kim not C++!! Actually I recommend Lua for total beginners… +@Kurausukun you can’t possibly screw up ASCII no matter what you do or don’t do because it’s natively supported down to bios level… +@quephird it says 'monospace' in funky Unicode letters. +Mildly astonished those don't show up on iOS... get on the Unicode ball! +𝙼𝚘𝚗𝚘𝓈𝓅𝒶𝒸ℯ 😜 +If I can't read the equation aloud without annotating whether the symbol is sans, serif, or extra fancy serif, reconsider life choices +@focalintent at least programmers have discovered the concept of names with more than one letter +@wickux too upset for grammar +Why would you use the same letter in two similar fonts to mean two different things in the same equation mathematicians are horrible people +@angelXwind @yarmn so long as there are techies who remember being teens, there will be filter systems that are easily bypassed :) +@angelXwind ... T_T +@judsontwit well - there are countries where the middle class can afford one decent device but not two. So tablet/phone hybrid is attractive +@jlwfnord you sit with those people I blame for things, so I blame you +Jira has decided it's occupying a quarter of the browser window today. Okay. +@thegrugq … why did they even buy apple hardware then +@thegrugq not any more so than being an all-Microsoft shop, IMO. +@lukegb @thegrugq yes, UK, you’re important too. I’m sure you’ll have an empire again someday *pat pat* +@pokemon_ebooks I bought it at a casino. Because Pokemon have no rights +@thegrugq yes, but that’s kind of my point, bulk purchases is where it’s at with this thing. +@thegrugq how is Malaysia getting them shipped then? :) +@focalintent — and it sells like hotcakes in countries where the middle class can afford one device but not two. +@focalintent it reminds me how the Galaxy Note was “bad” because it’s like a phone or tablet but not quite either — +@judsontwit I don’t know about BB but Galaxy Note is another thing Americans called a failure that sells well abroad +I feel like those who projected the Chromebook’s failure weren’t thinking globally http://t.co/RZWUMZSAeu +@profoundlypaige they can keep it +@JastrzebskiJ I’m pretty sure that’s literally impossible. The blocks are 4KB. Something is up +@futurecat @fabpot off-handedly I’m pretty sure that will still work but at this point I play the “I’m just the C/C++ person!” card ;) +@futurecat @fabpot so we find specific technical errors but usually not errors of high-level design (“click here for free admin account”) +@futurecat @fabpot generally it’s completely automated but certain things will trip the system for manual review to double check +@futurecat @fabpot @Veracode we do actually! We can automatically find SQLi, XSS, and most other PHP vulns in the source code. +I see blurry monitors. They don't even know they're not at their native resolution +Consistently above-freezing weather! Free from the tyranny of having to remember to wash socks! +@MarkKriegsman @meangrape so for the second time in my life my “job” was to get good grades for someone else’s reputation, lol. +@MarkKriegsman @meangrape I actually went to an expensive uni for rich kids who didn’t make straight A’s in college, on scholarship… +.@meangrape @MarkKriegsman Welp I guess I’ll be one of the last lower-middle class children to have ever gotten a degree! +@micromaxi did you know your grammar gives you away as Dutch? :) +@psobot gods don’t encourage them +@mdowd well in this industry 27 is middle age so I’m pretty sure you don’t have that many years on me… :p +@mdowd well mine ran Windows 2000 so what’s more extreme than late starter :D +@pzmyers may I question if shibboleth is the best word for what you mean? +@mdowd didn’t have my own computer yet… +@hackedy the way of the new programmer is “I’ll do it the first way that comes to mind.” That’s how php happened +@hackedy @eevee it applies to everyone: a vast compendium of mistakes to not commit elsewhere. http://t.co/GHsl4VRgjz +@bobpoekert http://t.co/FYcDx8fpyF +@thegmanehack actually, I wish I had time to know… +When I was in middle school, every time I wrote < and > I drew alligator teeth and eyes on them. +@attritionorg I’m winning the dedication lottery with heap spray! +Why can I understand buffer algebra but I couldn’t pass seventh grade math like what gives +@schelljw for the VPN, get the generic Shrew VPN client and follow the configuration for a Cisco client on their wiki +@maradydd I imagine it’s a function of how old they are :) +@maradydd he’s a physicist… +@xa329 … but he put all the shampoos conditioners soaps in one row rather than willy nilly +@xa329 there better be no alcoholic cough syrup in this house. I’ll get violently ill if I accidentally take any… +Oh my gods, housemate (henceforth HM) arranged all the bottles in the bathroom, I don’t think I can handle this much structure in my life +@dan_crowley I think it just came down to: it’s like Pinterest -> but it’s not explicitly feminine -> therefore it’s masculine… +@akopa we solved many of these problems from a different angle, by starting from binary rather than source and working backwards +@dan_crowley it wasn’t (official) marketing it was just some guy’s explanation +@null_ptr Value Range Analysis: Towards Proving The Absence of Buffer Overflows in C +Yes it is my book, not a library's. It is complicated and needs doodles to demystify it. +Tonight's book vandalism is dedicated to @chriseng http://t.co/c9N8Tav3ue +@mister_borogove @m1sp obviously a weather forecasting program isn’t conscious, but I consider that a human decision making tool +@mister_borogove @m1sp the implication that some political parties are less conscious was not intentional. +@killerswan @mammothhq perhaps in the mind of whoever called it Pinterest for men - it wasn’t corporate marketing, just some guy. +@mister_borogove @m1sp I’m a fish, I’ll eat this -> I’m a squirrel, I’ll stockpile this -> I’m a human, let’s talk sustainability +@mister_borogove @m1sp I define consciousness as a gradient proportionate to the ability to make decisions without immediate results +@jpgoldberg ethics is hard :( +@m1sp @eevee … and it turns out that’s fairly common but people are terrified to admit it. +@m1sp @eevee … I may have told six thousand followers about my mechanical difficulties consummating my marriage, recently… +@eevee @m1sp I’ve found success freely intermixing personal and technical tweets, few mind and many enjoy if you’re sincere. +@m1sp @mister_borogove just run it in Dwarf Fortress +@m1sp but it means we all learn by conditioning to never look straight up because it hurts. Strange existence. +@m1sp though I find it strange to think that our eyes are incapable of directly examining something that’s in the sky *every day* +@m1sp imagine if we didn’t have long periods of darkness at regular intervals that caused us to go into suspended animation all the time +@eevee not to inflate your ego twice in one night but I practically have that thing hotkeyed to send to young programmers +@m1sp this is going to sound really sappy but you getting on twitter late in the evening is the second sunrise of my day +So I initially heard @mammothhq described as “Pinterest for men”. Because generic, neutral pinboard sites are for men? idgi +@no_structure @trailofbits I hate you +@eevee … I apologize for mis-speciesing you. Wise unevolved Pokémon +@MarkKriegsman wow that is actually quite a drop +@a_greenberg … wow. Was it at least their own name? +@C0deH4cker in the context of “film” specifically, that doesn’t matter much. Actors always do weird things to get it filmed right. +@_wirepair yeah except 640x480 secondhand recordings w/ background noise are like, a hobo’s version of a pirated film, who does that +@osxreverser I find it amusing all the… ugh, I shouldn’t do this, I don’t want to encourage you anymore. +“Google Glass is going to revolutionize film!” Do these people not know that strapping cameras to your head has *always worked* +@AndreaJessup I can’t know for *sure*, I don’t know him well. But his behavior is indistinguishable from any happy, naive 6yo. +@AndreaJessup like I said — I don’t have a problem with him smoking, I have a problem that he seems to be killing himself and might not know +@AndreaJessup the fact that there exist people who never reach mental and emotional adulthood is a sad reality of our fragile flesh. +“My philosophy is more complex than you just described!” “So is Pokémon, but you don’t need a degree in it to know it’s pretend” ht @pzmyers +.@eevee is a wise man and I won’t RT his entire commentary on making jokes at others’ expense and being surprised they’re upset. +@ErrataRob cash out, quick… +@seabre that sounds less … reasonable … +@seabre makes sense; forcing a mentally disabled person to go cold turkey and face withdrawal, in the hospital, sounds like a terrible idea +@williampietri … and children’s TV stations, who are in it to make a killing, won’t even depict cigarettes. So that’s pretty low. +@williampietri preying on the mentally incapacitated is one of the few things more wicked than preying on the ignorance of children imo… +@JastrzebskiJ like, when you see an obese child- not overweight, but *obese*- either it’s a medical condition or their parents need slapping +@JastrzebskiJ as disabled as he appears to be? Yes… because it’s someone else failing to responsible wrt him. +@puellavulnerata @PalantirTech … that’s some misleading marketing if I ever heard it. +… like, he’s an adult, he can smoke, but if he’s 8yo on the inside, isn’t the right thing to do to keep an eye on his consumption? +There’s a very mentally disabled man who lives here who smokes too much. I wonder if he understands the risk, and if not, who enables it… +Random shot of DH and his BFF http://t.co/5kPWMfzdpU +@Ryan_Jarv link to what? iMessage is or was down :p +@The1TrueSean "do you have his number" "no just his twitter" "ask if he's still coming" +@jinkee good thing I'm not a man +@raudelmil ... Yes +@vooood @allixsenos I meant bad press for the Feds that it was implied it was difficult for them. +@chriseng @focalintent @markkriegsman it's a textbook not a novel it's here for my needs +@focalintent @MarkKriegsman http://t.co/EPj1p85o4H +Why do books gotta use all these fancy unicode math symbols? Why can't everyone standardize on C notation like civilized people +@focalintent globally trending :) +@Xaosopher (and even Team Android resents being Team Android ;) +@Xaosopher if it was your primary means of contacting your best friend/girlfriend you'd be annoyed too :) it's like private twitter +And if you think that's no big deal, there's a teenage armageddon going down if you search twitter :D #limitedtextplan +iMessage is down! They're installing that interceptor the feds asked for after the bad press. +@davidjayharris pretty sure that's the right cert. Chrome doesn't have it in its store because it's a private MS cert. +@jonelf the "somehow" is by being unashamed of price. +@RSWestmoreland that's a nonsensical definition of real. +@focalintent http://t.co/SGo8XObsI8 +I may or may not have just raided the office supply cabinets and took all the pink things. +@letoams I don't think my connections to the 10.0.0.* space are bypassing the vpn, at least ;) +@focalintent ps spamming you with more tickets :p +@RenatoFontes like I said! 😄 +@focalintent so it's Stranger's Fetish Roulette? 😩 +@RenatoFontes don't call Google ugly! +(I'm technically not logged in, but all these tracking cookies amount to the same thing.) +Deleted tweet to correct to: when it thinks it knows who I am, Bing dramatically over-emphasizes result freshness. No login == good results. +@blowdart and I have a 100% success rate crashing these things by generating too many random touch events in one gesture +@blowdart all of them! Well, most of the metro apps I actually use are third party. This time it was a Google music player +@dhicynic yeah I already filed a ticket with IT and you can guess how much of priority it is since all provisioned machines are Win 7 +Oh, this Windows 8 metro app is acting funny. I could control alt delete, or just scribble on the touchscreen until it crashes. +@marczak we seem to have this instinct to propagate interesting experiences. +@focalintent look I've seen our customers' code too but that's just mean... +Why do good hardware companies usually have bad software departments? You'd think it'd be easier to find good programmers +@MalwareJake the more attention I pay to why MS does what it does, the more I see short-term hacks cause long-term pain. +@WarOnPrivacy (though they have super sloppy marketing, so no one knows the difference between Windows 8 and RT) +@WarOnPrivacy You know Windows 8 runs everything Windows 7 runs right? It just also has this gaudy other thing. +@MalwareJake in the case of the VPN client it's clearly Cisco's fault. "Disable driver signing" +@MalwareJake I'm reasonably sure it's Cisco's bug. MS has taken a harder line on not breaking their implementation for others' ease. +It just now occurs to me that *both* Cisco VPN and Cisco corporate WiFi routers do not work with Windows 8. For goodness sake! +That's why humans rock - we are compelled to share things that our brain liked. +I find it fascinating how, when a person encounters something they think is neat or clever, they feel compelled to share it - with anyone. +@djrbliss @matthew_d_green @tomrittervg huh I never knew that either. Makes more sense. +@djrbliss @matthew_d_green @tomrittervg huh I never knew that either. Makes more sense. +So @directv_sales is trying to solicit me for a purchase on twitter without prior contact. Hey geniuses that's spam +@m1sp @WhiteMageSlave http://t.co/uHRxwTPs8f +@vogon it’d be wasted on all the old folk here… +@TomRittervg @djrbliss @matthew_d_green if I had to guess: to save bytes? (I’m assuming md4 has at least a slightly simpler implementation) +The difficulty I’m having pronouncing words right now makes me sound dumb. Which shows that sounding dumb != being dumb. (Hold your snark) +@jinkee it’s actually my tooth! My toof. +Ha, the DDoS against Westboro is not being prosecuted…! But neither is the one against Bethesda :’( +@thegrugq it’s April, so surely at least some colleges are having their spring break right now. They stagger to prolong the effect. +I wonder if the lawyers of prenda even realize that @arstechnica has been covering their clown show with increasing glee. +@thegrugq not sure if in US, or judging us based on spring break tourists. +@thegrugq but… but… how did you get a picture of your camera +@i0n1c blocked from following? 😱 But how am I going to keep up with one of the keenest minds on the cutting edge of the industry… +I somehow hurt my mouth on one side. It hurts to clearly enunciate certain letters. So now I have dish affectashion… +@The_Evan @DrPizza obviously bio-evil is objectively worse than crummy games. It just lacks that feeling of kicking a puppy while it’s down! +@stevelord seriously? D: +@The_Evan @DrPizza games like the sims are massively popular with non-nerds, and there’s nothing *personally* spiteful about bio-evil. +@sakjur I don’t think Apple breaks a particular many iPads +@osxreverser I just felt like showing it to you. Hawkeye enjoys being salacious for you. +@stevelord why on earth would you do that when OSX has built in support +@_____C I don’t even remember where I got it, just some stats on teens and phones +EA keeps beating out all the other scumbags in “worst company in America” because it’s uniquely personal: here’s a toy! I broke your toy. +@osxreverser this tag is dedicated to you. http://t.co/RHcZK3dLQ5 +@DrPizza uninstalling and reinstalling did fix it for me… after it was reinstated in the store +I got the VPN working on Windows 8 using Shrew... and I can access stuff in Chrome but not IE! +You know maybe if Cisco VPNs "just worked" on Windows 8 I wouldn't have this problem. "Just disable driver signing enforcement" +Apparently I can share the VPN *or* the general internet connection but not both. +If my Mac is connected to a VPN, and my tablet is internetting over the Mac by Bluetooth, why can't the tablet reach hosts through the VPN +@flyhachi no it always does this. They changed behavior a few weeks ago and if you're a high-volume user it's unmanageable +#UIRage I just had to refresh Twitter's connect tab in the official client 23 times after not using it for one day. That's absurd. +@L0sPengu1n0s look, I know there are cities somewhere in Florida… but it’s a big place, and mostly swamp… +Point and laugh. http://t.co/w88QnMBUYu / @WeTakeYourClass +@HyShai schooling == exposure to more information and ideas (on the whole our schools are bad, but not evenly bad) +Isn’t it amazing how whether being gay is wrong depends on whether you’re in a rural state with less school funding? +@eevee probably, but that wouldn’t bother me as long as their site is legitimate +@jesster_king @hypatiadotca @todoist lots of things have free tiers that don’t come with data disrespect. I’ll complain if I want ;) +@jduck @justdionysus … ie, I doubt there will be a free and open source one worth its weight anytime soon. +@dildog Facebook and Microsoft aren’t enemies; wouldn’t be surprised if they license Skype… +@jduck @justdionysus I’m aware; just saying, these things do exist, but they’re corporate funded… +@comex I’m on an iPad keyboard fail roll today +@comex … this weekend! Do you want a copy of the first hundred-odd pages of my other project p +@jduck @justdionysus I’m on a roll cackling about internal tools. But Dionysus declined my offer to drop everything & work here! +@Furyhunter @Chispshot command and control! +@RSWestmoreland hopefully he won’t consciously remember it but yeah… +@jduck @justdionysus *cackles madly* +@hckhckhck yeah +Aaaaand my iPad now autocorrects cc to C&C +Does anyone know how similar the http://t.co/1FWc4yJFp0 Authenticators are to on-brand RSA tokens on the inside? C&C @cgiffard +@cgiffard I doubt they’d care very much; recovering the seed from hardware isn’t in their threat model, they only care for remote logins +@cgiffard Actually buy some of the world of Warcraft ones, they’re very cheap. Good starting point. +@RSWestmoreland (I think it’s reasonable to let your 4yo walk off with a family friend at a picnic… you don’t expect adults to be so stupid) +@RSWestmoreland … and there’s not really any point in dragging the kid’s parents into the spotlight if they weren’t in the room. +@cgiffard a really good question! I have no idea. My work wouldn’t be too amused if I went through a few dozen. +@RSWestmoreland 4yo not related to the sheriff. It was a picnic at someone’s house. Could be anyone’s kid I guess +@cgiffard Recovering the seed from the token would be big news. They’re designed to wipe themselves if you break the seal. +@cgiffard you start by emailing an attachment to RSA… +@rantyben I don’t always get foreign words off the internet, but when I do, I get them from hateful wicked trolls +@tenfootfangs is this a trick to get my question mark ratio even higher? +@tenfootfangs are we using the Socratic Method? +Are as many of my tweets questions as @abby_ebooks would imply? +@chriseng @abby_ebooks now the question is if whoever scours Twitter for veracode mentions will think I'm off my rocker +@torvos I'm sure that's mentioned at some point, and possibly by a cop because cops are "cool" to 7yos, but it's not a necessity. +@torvos school resource officer is a polite way of saying a cop whose beat is the local schools. Not really a fan... +@torvos ... I know we have a reputation for liking guns, but we don't teach shooting in schools... +@leethax0r one of them was a cop. That’s both reason to have a loaded weapon and reason to have way better common safety sense +You wanna own a gun? Okay sure. First question: are you responsible enough to keep a 4yo from picking up a loaded gun right in front of you +Adults pull out their big-kid bang bang toys to show off. In the same room as a small child. Someone dies. http://t.co/TTYAwEPtYb +@janl well that’s good because the concept sounds interesting but I am so not buying another Mac to serve JavaScript ;) +I’m glad the article on Shodan ( http://t.co/rYA1j07sec) doesn’t paint it as a terr’rist commie hacker thing +@nullwhale apparently you can manually browse to the gold server and use the SSL without gold. They just don’t advertise the fact. +Charging extra for SSL is like charging extra for food that meets health and safety requirements. @BoxHQ also does this I think… +@spacerog that’s more of a movie plot than something they’d ever do in this political climate don’t you think +@leastfixedpoint @zooko … this is the first time I’ve ever seen a web framework that “only runs on OSX.” Like really. +@miniBill thank you for the link, but this happened a while ago and I already laughed at them hahaha :) +@_yossi_ it’s a joke. I’m “twelve”, but I just had a birthday! +@hackerfantastic I didn’t mean to imply it’s totally okay. Just that China is not going to demand your extradition… +@hackerfantastic there are way more malware operations going on in shady countries than there is law enforcement prepared to deal with it… +@TehOhJay I’m not particularly worried about FEMA and USPS :) +Oh hello, three letter agency social media surveillance crews. I haven’t messed with any C&C servers in any country. Since I turned 18. +@TimBiden not me *personally*… +Messing with C&C servers in China is at the top of the list of fun things that are technically crimes that you’ll never get in trouble for +@selenamarie nah. DRM. It’s a real racket. +@apeiros until there was *money* in it, at which point it was taken away… +@apeiros Essentially, the principles of equality have won, but we have decades of mop-up ahead of us to clean millennia of grime! +@apeiros it is, at least, a lot better than it used to be, and getting better; as ever there are always a few who need to be dragged along +@wimremes @andreasdotorg we have really cute internal tools I wish I could show off :( +@andreasdotorg not me personally but it seems @weldpond is every time I turn around +@andreasdotorg it’s very automated. But you get a report of vulns, not the decomp itself, no one external gets those +@fearthecowboy @Future_Garrett @hypatiadotca +1 for actually registering the account first! +@andreasdotorg nah… we really do essentially have “decompiliation as a service” +@andreasdotorg @justdionysus we offer Better Dataflow Analysis Than Yours… In The Cloud +@justdionysus … or you can come work for us and use our toys +@justdionysus I used computer crayons http://t.co/l6DOzKvYIi +@justdionysus dude didn’t you see my chart? Get out some crayons and start coloring registers +@docsmooth @0xcharlie I’m just saying, the original context was teens +@0xcharlie aren’t your kids like, five years old though +@0xcharlie elite haxorz tend not to obsessively stifle their children. I hope. +@cji did your shoes just tweet at me +“70% of teens actively seek to hide their online behavior from their parents.” The other 30% are victims of forced Facebook friending +@Worthless_Bums @Tomi_Tapio you like music, he likes music, it’s meant to be :p +@Packetknife I’m just sitting over here like: I’m an American and what is this 🇺🇸 +@Viss if your huge spike lasts more than four hours, consult with your doctor +If your reaction to a foreigner getting pulled over for speeding is “he should be thankful the cops didn’t <ridiculous overreaction>”… +@alongland @i0n1c I would not wish a confrontation with American cops on anyone :( +“Artistry in every sip” I may be the kind of person who buys Starbucks, but this marketing needs to tone it down a notch +@apeiros @whitequark 'twas in fact the very man who presumes to claim he is my husband ! +@jesster_king it's still noodles and rice but like, different recipes. Tastes healthier +The Thai food stand made fun of me for changing up my usual order... so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious +@chriseng nope! DH is screwed. +@m1sp that would be a twist ending... +@Unwitnessed I'm married to T; his best friend is G; T just called me G->Wife +Guess who just called me by his best friend's wife's name, in front of his best friend +@hypatiadotca in the car, I just now realize I suddenly departed +@unixronin she doesn’t have one lol +@maradydd I can’t stand him but I support his human right to share his writings so I wouldn’t “blame” you. +@ra6bit meta-irony is what I will be remembered for +@unixronin that’s not how twitter works… +Which is more dignified: to text my mother “stop reading my twitter” or just not answer +@blowdart good, because it was tongue-in-cheek +Two datapoints: Ida Pro and (Grace) Hopper.app. That's a trend: disassemblers are ladies. +[pdf] @malwarelu's take on APT1 analysis http://t.co/VQc8pe6pDi +@ebcube no, an alias for "google it FOR ME and insert the url FOR ME" +.@ebcube notice whether I criticize being barbaric or civilized depends totally on whichever lets me be lazier +@ebcube or I could just automate it like a civilized person! +@JastrzebskiJ yes, like so +Needed: for my browser to detect me typing, eg, !xkcd:theoneaboutstandardsproliferation and fill in the URL as appropriate +@mof18202 yup. +"An email was automatically moved to junk folder. I'm going to tell you this but not provide a button to see the specific email." #UIrage +@Sektor9 they sound *exactly the same.* +I found a gif of me on tumblr http://t.co/tyucdfByo1 +@zooko just saying, the internet isn’t as full of stupid, ignorant people as it first appears. Many participants are still in beta. +Dear newscaster: you say: “we’ve lost a great Briton” I hear: you lost an entire island and change. How did you manage that +@thegrugq I’m thirteen now! +@m1sp and it certainly does not sound unmistakably feminine to my ears! +@m1sp “Margaret” is a name that has almost vanished from America. They’re probably 11yos who have never heard the word. +Internet discussions strip most of the context of who is participating, which is both amazing and confusing. +Super awesome android boot loader hacking by @djrbliss http://t.co/Ae6IplGLPn +@rubbsdecvik I’m just saying, if you get into an argument with an 11yo and are baffled by how “stupid” they are, you’re being foolish ;) +@blowdart 13. +@ereslibre not that they’re usually eleven but that they usually COULD be eleven; they’re well-mixed and often inconspicuous. +@rubbsdecvik there’s a big difference between correcting an 11yo and treating them like a particularly ignorant 30yo. +Anytime you’re upset with someone on the internet, stop and ask yourself: could this person be eleven years old? The answer is usually yes. +Now to brace for the wave of old people angry that eleven-year-olds on the internet haven’t heard of a famous old person who passed away. +@rantyben *backs away slowly* +@JoelEsler @iseezeroday … I feel like putting this on the internet isn’t fair to this kid in the long term… +@The1TrueSean @codeferret_ ask him 8) +Artificial shadows in user interfaces are fine... as long as they don't lead to some sort of non-Euclidean nightmare #UIRage ! +This PDF reader shows a thicker shadow on the bottom edge of the page, implying each lies on a lower plane yet appears the same size #UIRage +@m1sp :D :D :D->-< +"I may be selling my soul to DnD" "As long as it's not 4.0" +Whoa, I hadn't seen New Housemate in about two years, and he... grew into his facial features I guess? +@rubbingalcohol @matthew_d_green it's been fixed I guess. A javascript injection vector. +@locks just making fun of megatokyo :) +@flyhachi THEY CALL ME... HEIR OF THE MAYFLOWER +@flyhachi then you were born about 0 miles from where my dad was born probably :p +@joshrossi because coins can be permanently lost and there's a finite amount; I'm not an economist though. +@joshrossi I think I wish I had generated some when it was really easy, but long term it will fall apart +@K_DAN_Jr thank you, trying to catch up after neglecting developing my abilities for a while... +@locks #sadgirlinthunderstorm +@ra6bit or milk and eggs gathered in a humane way +#sketch this is probably the best thing I have ever drawn... in pen, because I ran out of pencils http://t.co/fH5dDC1r2f +@elwoz sure, I guess, if you swear not to leak or that villainess shall claim your soul with a giggle. +@elwoz yup... more than half done, finally... +@Abablabab http://t.co/MKUjr1a2pn +@Raxphiel redheads or sword-wielding maniacs? +@m1sp also if you get on chat I will share some really creepy Plot with you +@m1sp I ended up incorporating it as a gag into the script. +@Tomi_Tapio I do a lot of sketches with more dynamic stuff, but I never have the patience to make them polished. http://t.co/NnULRWTa8F +I bet him and New Housemate pulled over and are having cuddles! Manly straight cuddles +He left Virginia ten hours ago and I haven’t heard a peep since… not answering his phone… I know it’s on, he can’t get anywhere without GPS! +@elwoz (she is a Dastardly Villain in my novel) +@elwoz well what kind of girl goes out without her sword +@codinghorror I have like a 30% on a link I posted last night, I suspect you have a very high ratio of dead account followers. +I can art! I can draw cute redheaded freckled girls http://t.co/oBGzCbeS0w +I can art! I can draw cute redheaded freckled girls http://t.co/oBGzCbeS0w +@m1sp I just accidentally drew some lovely feminine geographic features on young!Rashk because I drew him too pretty +@eqe their god invented refrigeration specifically so banning things due to ease of food poisoning was no longer necessary ! +@tapbot_paul noscript, I guess... +@RSWestmoreland oh, um. I find it kind of odd everyone else is casually suggesting I not wear clothes in front of a man I'm not atrracted to +What about zooplankton? They're animals... (I don't actually dislike vegans, just definition trolling) +@bmirvine everything that's ever been exposed to air can contain insect parts! +@KrakensDen honestly I don't know but all soil kind of has decomposed animal matter in it somewhere don't you think! +@homologygroup without having triggered it myself, it appears to be getting malicious javascript onto the oauth page. +Apparently figs aren't vegan to some because they tend to contain insect parts. Pretty sure at that point nothing can ever be vegan +@tapbot_paul (where "just worked" == it auto-propels you through oauth and adds the app) +@tapbot_paul I'm not sure, but one of my followers reported that, with javascript on, they went to the site and it just worked +@thequux ... you're CFG-sexual? +@TinyPirate @Tomi_Tapio I generally don't play online games that only have (clearly) male avatars; I get misgendered enough with *this* av! +Twitter has deleted the tweets known to contain the malicious link, but is the underlying vuln fixed yet? /cc @mikko +@RSWestmoreland there's a third signature line on the paperwork waiting for him +@sakjur yeah; start with 32-bit. +@Voulnet check @mikko's feed. +@snrson well, he's a straight male, so....., +The long-promised housemate is arriving today. Dangit, I have to start wearing pants in my own house like some kind of civilized person +@inversephase I’m not sure what else you could have possibly expected! +I’m going to commit a minor sin and timezone-repost my color coded disasm data flow chart because I think it’s cute http://t.co/l6DOzKvYIi +How internet fighting works ;) http://t.co/VHow16f9qd +@davidjayharris I would definitely avoid ones that are double-wrapped in shorteners so you can’t see where they really go +@NoMoreCloset @panther_modern they can add an arbitrary app to your account and start tweeting as you. +@panther_modern I RT’d some things of @mikko +@miaubiz no it’s not +@nullwhale also anyone can reimplement the exploit on a new domain +@nullwhale I’m pretty sure it didn’t start out with that. +Apparently it *is* true, there’s an exploit for sending you through Twitter’s oauth automatically, and it still works, be paranoid. +@nullwhale oh, well, obviously noscript doesn’t count. +@snare I hesitate to even ask what prompted that remark +@nullwhale implying your first tweet was mistaken? +@mirell start with 32-bit for sure and honestly at this point I don’t even remember how I got started +I just woke up. There’s an actual twitter worm? As in you click the link and it just adds the app? +@TinyPirate @Tomi_Tapio — then I saw female avatars but by that time I just had kind of a slightly icky feeling about the community +@TinyPirate @Tomi_Tapio first time I saw Day Z I decided not to play bc it appeared there was only male avatars (1/2) +@oh_rodr I assume you mean weev who I blocked something like a year ago. But you know he mails his tweets to a friend right? +@mirell it’s largely a matter of knowing how to write assembly first. Then write some C and look at the disassembly. +@sakjur at EntryPoint!…. Or is that not what you’re asking +@jesster_king lol I think you might have missed the dripping sarcasm :p +Why does this site default to birthyear 1995? Children shouldn't -- -- -- -- oh my gods +@geekable I knew what that was without even hovering the URL... +@therulerofchina (in general, KJV is an outright irresponsible translation, including politically motivated decisions) +@therulerofchina that's a translation quirk. +@edropple actually you can see their definition of India here on this map, waaaay on the edge :) http://t.co/7T5OV6NaN8 +@edropple (granted their definition of India probably does not match the modern boundary) +@edropple it is mentioned explicitly in the first sentence as the far boundary of the Persian empire. +Another little-known fact is that India is mentioned in the Bible - in the book of Esther. Geographically speaking it's pretty inclusive +It's said there are no "white" people in the Bible but that's actually not true. Aside from the Greeks and Romans, the Galatians are Celtic. +@tylerbindon I suspect it's more of a covering thing if someone gets sick after undercooking it. +This microwave chicken pie box wants me to check with a thermometer for 163 degrees throughout. Chicken pie, you're just not that special +@McGrewSecurity I enjoy scribbling on things in general but the graph doesn't have enough annotations (ie it doesn't show the format string) +@DarkestKale I'm just sick and tired of being told I should take everything with a sweet smile because no-one likes an assertive woman \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/test/keywords.rb b/test/keywords.rb new file mode 100755 index 0000000..ebb9f68 --- /dev/null +++ b/test/keywords.rb @@ -0,0 +1,18 @@ +#!/usr/bin/env ruby +# encoding: utf-8 + +require 'twitter_ebooks' +require 'minitest/autorun' +require 'benchmark' + +module Ebooks + class TestKeywords < Minitest::Test + corpus = NLP.normalize(File.read(ARGV[0])) + puts "Finding and ranking keywords" + puts Benchmark.measure { + NLP.keywords(corpus).top(50).each do |keyword| + puts "#{keyword.text} #{keyword.weight}" + end + } + end +end diff --git a/test/tokenize.rb b/test/tokenize.rb new file mode 100755 index 0000000..a63250a --- /dev/null +++ b/test/tokenize.rb @@ -0,0 +1,18 @@ +#!/usr/bin/env ruby +# encoding: utf-8 + +require 'twitter_ebooks' +require 'minitest/autorun' + +module Ebooks + class TestTokenize < Minitest::Test + corpus = NLP.normalize(File.read(TEST_CORPUS_PATH)) + sents = NLP.sentences(corpus).sample(10) + + NLP.sentences(corpus).sample(10).each do |sent| + p sent + p NLP.tokenize(sent) + puts + end + end +end diff --git a/twitter_ebooks.gemspec b/twitter_ebooks.gemspec new file mode 100644 index 0000000..1282770 --- /dev/null +++ b/twitter_ebooks.gemspec @@ -0,0 +1,28 @@ +# -*- encoding: utf-8 -*- +require File.expand_path('../lib/twitter_ebooks/version', __FILE__) + +Gem::Specification.new do |gem| + gem.authors = ["Jaiden Mispy"] + gem.email = ["^_^@mispy.me"] + gem.description = %q{Markov chains for all your friends~} + gem.summary = %q{Markov chains for all your friends~} + gem.homepage = "" + + gem.files = `git ls-files`.split($\) + gem.executables = gem.files.grep(%r{^bin/}).map{ |f| File.basename(f) } + gem.test_files = gem.files.grep(%r{^(test|spec|features)/}) + gem.name = "twitter_ebooks" + gem.require_paths = ["lib"] + gem.version = Ebooks::VERSION + + gem.add_runtime_dependency 'minitest' + + gem.add_runtime_dependency 'twitter' + gem.add_runtime_dependency 'tweetstream' + gem.add_runtime_dependency 'rufus-scheduler' + gem.add_runtime_dependency 'gingerice' + gem.add_runtime_dependency 'htmlentities' + gem.add_runtime_dependency 'engtagger' + gem.add_runtime_dependency 'fast-stemmer' + gem.add_runtime_dependency 'highscore' +end