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* Am REALLY drunk * Responds to !positivity * Nice things * Totally untested * Got to use `6~` text motion( or whatever the terminology is) for vim
41 lines
988 B
Python
41 lines
988 B
Python
# When you just need a positive factoid for your chosen family.
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import re
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import random
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MESSAGE_RE = re.compile(r'!positive')
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# Yeah, i read some of the docs
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outputs = []
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# A bank that isn't a zero-sum game.
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# A non-traditional bank.
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# This had more complexity and thought behind it but I am drunk and do not
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# remember.
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POSITIVE_BANK = [
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'We can do it.',
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'We are all so wonderful.',
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'We all deserve happiness.',
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'Our family is important.',
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]
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def process_messsage(data):
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if 'text' not in data:
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LOGGER.error('Aw, you probably meant to give some `data` with `text` in it, try better next time.')
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return
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match = MESSAGE_RE.match(text)
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if not match:
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return
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# Almost wrote `const` because I guess I'm a JavaScript developer at heart
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statement = random.choice(POSITIVE_BANK)
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outputs.append(statement)
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# Let's write a pure function, yeah?
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# i mean lol random.choice ruins that
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# #FP2017
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return statement
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